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Circled the entire cemetery four times before I asked somebody in the office, hey, is this happening or not? Apparently not. So circled it one more time. Wait a minute. Had it already happened or what? It already happened, Dan. I missed it. Missed it. How much earlier than 10 a.m. could it have been? Was it the day before? So obviously, I was going to end up being two hours late. Instead, I was one hour late. We got there at 11. So it didn't work out. They wrapped it up quick, though? Yeah, it was pretty quick. It was a weekend-long funeral. The wake was Friday. Celebration of life was Saturday, and the burial was Sunday. Okay. This is terrible news to start the show with. It really is, right? But how often do you get a cemetery misadventure? Yeah, exactly. But I was laughing the entire time because this is the type of misadventures that my friends got into when we were younger, you know? Dan just did the, we're all trying to figure out who did this. And as he's wearing a hot dog suit, he's like, yeah, that is a weird way to start the show. You started it! I know, but it's only because Roy had the misadventure, and it's very infrequent that Roy comes in with a misadventure. It's not something, it's not the most common thing in the world. So when Roy's walking through and he's just, did you get in trouble with anybody? No, I did get out of the car because I saw two tents. I was hoping to find at least a marker, but everything was covered up and scattered. So it was empty, man. Completely empty. But you go to the funeral, at least in part, to be seen. Right. By the other people who are there to share in the morning, you didn't get to share either the morning or the morning. Luckily, they saw me on Friday and Saturday. They just didn't see me on Sunday. Dan goes to funerals for attendance. I was here. I was here. You all saw it. You saw me. I mean, you don't go to the funeral to have it be the way that Roy had it go where nobody knows he was there. There's no proof that Roy was there to be mourning or in grief over his friend on the Sunday that he was being buried. What is this proof you keep talking about? I should have took a selfie. There's no proof. He's wandering around the grounds and there's no proof from anybody who cares about this person that Roy cared enough to show up. They think Roy slept in. I have a question, Roy. What made you more upset? Not being able to mourn at the funeral? Or no one knowing that you were there? I would say both. See? You think I had it wrong. All you guys are mocking there and all I am is more honest than the rest of you. If you went to the other stuff throughout the weekend and then you didn't go to the grand finale, they may think that you had enough. You were like, done with this. Exactly. I was thinking that the entire time, unfortunately. But they saw me the entire weekend. I made my due diligence. I was there. I also miss Mike Norvell's funeral. The grand finale? The grand finale, Zazz. The grand finale. We're going to have a three-loss team in the college football playoff, right? Before it ever gets to 24 teams, we're going to have this year a three-loss team. What an interesting weekend in college football, not the NFL. College football had a weekend that you will rarely ever see. And it is funny, Zazzlo, to be in a speech. It's a space where people want to know more about college football than they ever have. And we know less about college football than we ever have. I don't want to be hyperbolic, Dan, because if there's two things that everybody knows about me, number one, not a cuck, I'll never be a cuck. Number two, I'm not hyperbolic, all right? I feel like this was as great a weekend of college football in a long, long time. It was crazy, Dan. Okay. But here, numerically, is what Zazz is saying, because never mind the feels like, five of the top eight lose, three of them at home, 15 of the top 22 played one-score football games. And when I say we don't know what we're talking about, not since 1961 has the following happened. Texas was number one two weeks ago. They've lost consecutive weeks to unranked teams. Most of the people who voted the last time. That happened are no longer alive. People thought Texas was the number one team in the country. Today, they're talking about, wait a minute, Arch Manning's not any good. Well, I would push back on that a little bit. Like, this whole time, Texas had been number one in the country for most of the season. But there was always, like, this feeling of, eh, are they really the best team in the country? But to the same thing, you know, Georgia, when Georgia finally took the mantle last week, it was like, yeah, that's a number one team. And then they still lost the following week. Okay. But I don't know. I don't know what was the most interesting thing about Saturday, okay? Because that Indiana-Ohio State game was bonkers. Ohio State wins, but they lose their starting quarterback. He's off in a sling. The way he got flattened, like, it was picturesque if you're Indiana. The way that he gets hit by a 290-pound defensive tackle and is just laying on the center of the turf. And then when Fahey comes into the game, Ohio State has a guy who's backpedaling. The whole team spent the entire second half backpedaling. Backpedaling because they were so scared. What did you think of the last play? Let's start there before we get to UM and FSU because Miami was dying to lose that game this weekend. I don't know how you guys feel about Miami being number one. Are you happy about Miami being number one, Mike? Are you happy that this point in the season when everyone else has fallen, Miami's undefeated and UCLA is undefeated? That's what you've got that's undefeated. I haven't been the number one team in the nation in 24 years. Yeah. I think it's a monumental achievement for everything that Miami has been building. So while the rankings are largely BS, and I think this weekend shows us that preseason rankings are really stupid. Yes, I'm thrilled that Miami is number one. That's what they've worked so hard for. Weren't they number one going into Pittsburgh with Mark Richt? No, they were number two, but number one was there for the taking because of the results headed into that weekend. So, you know what? Let's start there and we'll get back to Indiana, Ohio State. Because the way that game played out, Miami had almost 600 yards in total offense. I'd be worried about their defense going into Notre Dame against C.J. Carr. Are you worried about that? Because that defense is what Norvell did with screen passes because they need the blitz now in order to get pressure. They cannot get pressure with four, so they have to take chances. Norvell, with a couple of screen passes, showed you exactly how it is that you can beat that blitz. I think that the Canes' offense is good enough to beat anyone. That's what you're going to be talking about going into South Bend. They're going to have to win a shootout. I'm surprised at the take. The issue is the offense, if there is an issue here. The defense was fine. Mike Norvell has shown throughout his time at FSU he knows how to game plan. And I think that that's. But Notre Dame's offense is a lot better than FSU. It's not about better. It's about matchups. Like, for instance, against Notre Dame, I'd be worried about that matchup. Right now, this Miami offense is missing the dimension that Josh Moore brought to the table. If they throw outside, it's something underneath to Malachi or Lofton. We don't have a prototypical deep threat on the sides. And what Notre Dame does very well is it sits on those underneath routes. And that's Miami's entire offense right now. I would be concerned watching that tape about the pass blocking. This has been an issue. I don't think there's a complete team in the nation. I still think that Miami is the most complete. And I trust their staff to fix it. But that pass blocking is an issue. And Mensah feels pressure that isn't there often because he doesn't trust the pass blocking. Everybody's flawed, but I'm surprised by your take. Miami had 583 yards of total offense. Yeah, we could run whenever we wanted there. And some of the play calling was a little confusing. And those three and outs, those successive three and outs, there were some things that reminded me of what Wake Forest was able to do in that second half. But if Miami's offense scores 35, they're going to win the Nats. That's what I'm thinking. And I'm most worried in this equation about the offense. That they're not going to get to 35? Yeah, I think that the offense now has some warts to it that have popped up here. Okay, that's not what I'm worried about. It's not just 443 yards that they allowed to FSU, an FSU team that is really, really flawed. You got fourth and 31 twice at the end. And they're just thrown into your end zone and should have touchdowns on both of the plays. I still don't know. I still don't know what happened on the final play. I got to be honest, Dan. I mean, they got lucky the same way they got lucky against Virginia Tech. That is simply to be lucky. What are you sighing about? Lucky in that the plays were reviewed and the call on the field. Everyone's acting like they didn't analyze this. Let me ask you, if the call on the field was FSU had that ball, would they have overturned it? I don't think so. I watched the reviews. I have no idea what happened. To me, I'm going to wear my Homer stuff here. It was pretty clearly Bryce Fitzgerald coming down with the ball first. And then Deuce Robinson trying to get his hands on it. And I know in most of those instances, they say tie goes to the receiver. I don't think it was a tie. And I think the clips like every breakdown that I've seen of it is like they probably got the call right. Everybody has a huge problem with the holding that happened before. I'll tell you. Which I agree with. I couldn't believe how late that flag came in. Oh, you think it was BS, the holding call? No. Yes, it was. They shouldn't have called holding there. That was crazy. Especially since if you watch that drive, they were letting go. Letting FSU get away with tons of holding. So I thought that they were going to let them play. That's interesting that you say that. Because certainly upon first seeing it, and even replays the next morning, it looked like a really soft holding call. But then yesterday, I saw another angle with some dude breaking it down. And it looked like a hold. They're saying that he got underneath both pads and then he pulled him down. That he was inside the neck, whatever he was called. The way that they were calling that drive in particular, they were letting FSU hold every play. So that call seemed soft. Given what they established. And also, pretty sure, FSU had a backwards pass that they just blew dead. That Miami came up with. Alright, let me explain to you the number of reasons Miami got lucky, okay? Because they had two stops inside of their five-yard line. Like Norvell wouldn't kick field goals. He wanted only touchdowns because he thought touchdowns was what he was going to need. And so they get two goal line stands. And at the end of the game, twice. Once on fourth and 31. They look like they're completing passes in the end zone when there's only one place they can throw the ball and have it work. I'm just stunned to hear that in a game when they had more total offense against an FSU team than I can ever remember, Mike's worried about the offense and not the defense going into Notre Dame. Yeah, it's a point total. If we get to 35, we win. And I'm worried that our quarterback feels pressure that isn't there. And oftentimes, there's more pressure there than usual. And when you. If we project that against more talented teams, that's where this season can get undone. My head is spinning at the defensive takes because our defense is the best in the nation headed into that game. Things happen. He can game plan. We have short guys guarding against Hail Marys and no one's knocking the ball down. I think most. Look at all the yards that came from those big chunk plays. I think that Miami's defense is going to end up being okay. For me, it's a pass blocking. What do you mean when you say your quarterback is worried about pressure that isn't there? It's the pass blocking. So, he's starting to feel. He's getting a little antsy in the pocket. I was surprised to see him throw an interception because I trust him. Like, I have grown to think that he is somebody who can be trusted. And so, when I see him throw an interception, it was confusing to me. Like, I'm like, ooh, that's strange that he would make that decision there or that he would make that mistake there. Let's talk for a second, though, about Malachi Toney and the. The ways that he opens everything up. Because if you're going to be concerned about the offense, the place that I would be concerned about the offense is just if he's hurt. Because do you see what they look like every time this guy's limping? Every time he's limping, all of a sudden, the offense does not look. It's been like, you know, two half quarters where he limps or has trouble with his oblique. And all of a sudden, the offense against Wake Forest in the second half can't do anything. And in this game, when he went away. All of a sudden, you can game plan against Miami's offense all of a sudden. No matter. Even if it's not Fletcher who's doing the damage with the running. Oh, the running back room definitely rose the occasion with Mallory doing, like, that Frank Gore overtime run. Mallory's really making everybody that made those Frank Gore comparisons seem pretty, pretty smart. Yeah, Malachi Toney definitely was feeling something in that game. And when he went out of the field of play, Miami's offense sputtered a little. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you had the successive three and outs that really helped FSU grow into that game. I thought FSU was really, really good. And a lot of their big plays came on, you know, 1v1 man, like, make your guy miss and house it. They had a lot of chunk plays. They took advantage of Miami's aggressiveness on defense. There's a lot of stuff there that can help Miami going forward. But for me, the offense is pretty limited if you don't trust the pass blocking, if you don't have a downfield threat the way that Josh Moore provided. So I'm worried about those things, especially in a matchup against Miami. How was the atmosphere? Second loudest I've heard that building. Really? Second loudest I've ever heard that building. Loudest is Notre Dame, right? The Trajan Bandit pick six was a nuclear pop. But yeah, the stadium definitely was a great atmosphere. Really? And definitely helped Miami pull through a game that they probably didn't deserve to win. I think of all the takes, even though I think the interception was a right call, I do kind of agree with Scott Van Pelt's assessment, which is they made so many big plays down the end and the penalty was unfair. Just give them the touchdown. Let's go for two. Because remember, they still need to get the two-point conversion to send it to the weird third overtime in college football. And is that when you just do extra points? Where you just trade off two-point conversions. I never know the rules, Dan. I think that would have been just FSU gets an opportunity to tie the game with a two-point conversion. There's too many rules in football. There are a lot of flawed teams, and these are very often kids barely out of high school. They're learning how to play football. College kids can't be trusted. But that Florida State team hasn't won a road game since 2023. Like, that is really concerning that you would be a three-touchdown favorite against Florida State. You saw what Florida State did against Louisville, right? And then what Louisville did against Syracuse. I know that we don't know very much. Florida State's not any good. I know that. I know that. Ask Alabama. I know Florida State's not any good. And what happened in that game was surprising to me because they should have lost it. And they should have lost it with 600 total offensive yards. That's crazy to say. Yeah. That's crazy. I think Florida State isn't terrible. And given the limitations of that entire program, you come away from that game thinking, like, can they do something better than Mike Marbelle if they're not going to have resources? Mike, when I tell you they're 10-21 over the last three years, it's one of the worst Division I program records that there is anywhere in the sport. No doubt. That would have been a crazy loss for Miami. We saw with Georgia how embarrassing it can be if you lose as a 20-plus point favorite at home. Thankfully, Miami survived where other teams couldn't. Football season can make. Maintaining any routine difficult. You stay up for the late game, grab whatever food is nearby, and promise you'll get back on track tomorrow. Then another game arrives, and suddenly tomorrow means February. But lasting weight loss isn't simply about having more willpower. It's about finding an approach that works with your biology, habits, and lifestyle. Noom is the leading behavior change company, helping people lose weight and keep it off. 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The rivalry games in that sport are always interesting because it wasn't just Auburn winning at Georgia. It was Florida winning at Texas. It was BYU winning at home against Notre Dame. What good does Notre Dame have in its heart when all of a sudden after the game the conference says, hey, sorry, we should have given you another second? What kind of solace is that exactly? And does that get taken into account when you start putting these people in the rankings? Notre Dame, listen to this. Notre Dame. Notre Dame. Notre Dame has not beaten a top 15 school since 2024. Notre Dame's always been in the conversation for the last couple of years as considered one of the national championship contending elite. They have not beaten a top 15 team since 2024. And in this particular game, the winning throw by BYU, I don't know if you guys saw this, but it should have hit the referee in the face. The referee ducked and it missed his head by, I think, this much. It should have. It should have hit him in the head. What good does it do after the game for the conference to tell you that Notre Dame should have gotten another play and another second on the clock? If that had happened to Miami, what do you think that people would be saying if they were denied a second and then the conference said afterwards, sorry, our bad? I feel like using Miami as a hypothetical is maybe the wrong one this week because they just got away with something and won a game against FSU. A lot of people are just disappointed they didn't get that. And I get that. It was an interception. They reviewed it. They looked at it. Bryce Fitzgerald got there early. It wasn't a tie. I like when Mike does this condescending. It's real well and good, but it was already ruled an interception. I mean, it was. To me, the bigger insult is, like, freaking knock it down. Why do we have short guys back there guarding against a Hail Mary? He got lucky there. There was bad personnel decisions made. BYU should be the number one team in the country, not Miami. They're in the better conference and they have the better win. I don't disagree. I don't disagree with the better conference stuff. They have a winning record against the ACC. Utah is good. BYU is good. Texas Tech is good. It's been a tougher conference this year, no doubt, and that Notre Dame game should really change the way that we talk about the Big 12, no doubt. Dan, in true, we're doing two shows at the same time fashion. While you were talking, we were having our own very sober Mike conversation around here about his predictions for next week. Mike, do you want to share, or is this something that we're going to. What prediction? For Miami-Notre Dame. Oh, that's not next week. It's in three weeks. Yeah, we play Pitt, who, by the way, is number one. Time is a constant. And then at North Carolina on Halloween, spooky. Yeah, North Carolina's playing better. Pitt's the number one rush defense in the nation, so they sell out for it. No, but that's their backup quarterback. Yeah, no, their season's come undone, but defensively, Miami's going to have to lean on a passing game that I think appears a little bit more limited than we care to realize. This is what I heard last week. Zaslow said of FSU, Miami's going to kick the bleep out of them. So not only start kicking them, and kicking them, and kicking them, but then they were going to bleep themselves because all of the kicking that was happening, the bleep was going to come out of them and end up on the floor. And Mike was saying that Miami was going to step on FSU's neck. None of that happened. No, no, no. It didn't. It was a rivalry game. Your perspective. Yeah, it was a rivalry game. I thought that we were going to end Mike Norvell, and instead I actually came away really impressed with Mike Norvell's recent track record against much better Miami teams. But what Amin was alluding at is, I now think we lose to Notre Dame. Yeah, there you go. There it is. That's the show he was doing back here. Yeah. While you guys are talking about, oh, BYU has a better schedule. He's over here telling us that Notre Dame's going to beat Miami. I think we're going to need to be a little bit more creative without a traditional outside deep threat. Unless Jacobs emerges here, I think Miami, their passing game, what Notre Dame does really well is they sit on the underneath stuff. They can make those tackles. And we lean on that part of our game quite heavily right now. So I think Notre Dame, in terms of styles and making fights, is very well equipped to stop what Miami does very well. But that's not the part I'm worried about. The part I'm worried about is your secondary can't guard anybody is hurt and C.J. Carr is somebody who I believe can dice you up a little bit. Well, all those things are related. First off, the secondary can guard people. The secondary has been really good despite all the injuries. Remember, Xavier Lucas got kicked out of that game. So you finally get him back and then he's there for like five minutes and he's gone. And yeah, like we had some other injuries there. But I do think that this is a personnel thing. I think the secondary like leaning on that one performance there, two huge chunk plays that were misplayed. It's not the one performance. It's also what Wake Forest did to them. Like if you've got Wake Forest hasn't looked that bad against us. They look pretty bad. I know, but Notre Dame, I believe, yeah, Wake Forest is really good. We already talked about this. But what Wake Forest was able to do to your secondary, I believe that Notre Dame can do similar things. to your secondary. They're not as explosive and the running game is inconsistent. I think that's a rock fight. And I think that the line of Notre Dame can get after our offensive line a little bit. For me, what scares me about Notre Dame is what they can do defensively to our offense. My takeaway is not the defense. I think if you're worried about the chunk plays and the secondary and all that stuff can be answered by getting guys healthy and even the backups have had some really good moments. I'm not at all worried about the defense. Not at all. This is a really good emotional hedge by Mike when he's doing I get it. And I like it. Yeah, but you guys told me you weren't scared of Deuce Robinson and then he's in your end zone doing the upside down you. Yeah. Well, I thought Xavier Lucas would be out there guarding him. But yeah, we covered their big guys with short guys and we missed tackles and Omar Thornton, despite being able to replicate some of what Keontae Scott did on the blitzing stuff and being a solid blitzer for Miami, I think he's a bit of a weak spot in the secondary at this moment. Love a good blintz. A blintz. Malakai Tony has missed time against Wake Forest, against Clemson, and now against FSU. And when he leaves the game, it's not just that you notice, you feel it. They all of a sudden become a three and out team. That second half against Wake Forest, you go from the first half, Mike's worried about the offense and this is what happened against Wake Forest. You complete 20 of 20 passes and when the coach comes out at halftime, he tells the sideline reporter, yeah, I thought our defense played great. While allowing 20 for 20 from the first half from Mensah to start the game. The things that you saw in that game on Saturday when you're a three touchdown favorite, I do believe that you have to be encouraged simply by the fact that you survived it on a weekend when everyone else went down. Amen. It's just, to me, again, the defense won us that game. The defense was called on after the offense sputtered after the offense passes midfield and gets itself out of the game at a field goal range. The offense let Miami down. The defense had several opportunities to lose that game and they made plays. They got big three and out. So, again, I just don't understand that takeaway. I don't like what we're doing. I really don't. You know, the Canes are number one in the country for the first time in 24 years. They're undefeated and we're sitting here talking about the things that they did wrong against FSU on a weekend where so many top 10 teams lost and how the Canes are going to lose at Notre Dame. his aim in a few weeks. What are we doing here? Well, Jeremy, can you do me the favor of just looking up for me when miami played against famu and won 77 7 can you give me their total yardage in that game just so that people understand how bad this fs i'll bet it wasn't 600 i bet you it's pretty close to about 600 yards uh against famu against famu yes what they did against florida state in terms of recreating offensive output i'm guessing it was right about where it is that this game was they had 856 like i said i'll bet it's a lot more than 600 that's crazy i kind of blew up in dan's face a little bit 856 yards there's a six in there 600 yards is still a ton of yards it's not the counting numbers it's the offense won three and out in crucial times the offense had opportunities to win the game and fsu got got to stop an offense that we feel really good about i know you keep trying to get to the point which is a huge takeaway here is malachi tony is the best player in the country he had multiple moments in that game the rpos were sexually graphic in nature that we were running with malachi tony the catch at the middle of like mensa dropping that ball in between three defenders no gloves because it's raining out malachi tony unbelievable concentration you have the heisman moment with the two-point conversion malachi tony if he wins a national championship it is all there for the guy in terms of ultimately miami hurricanes lore because he is a one-man wrecking crew dan at this point you're looking back at the total yards here they were closer in individual rushing yards and individual passing yards in that famu game to the total in the game against fsu than the total between the two games if you are sitting there thinking that draft kings isn't available where you live i would implore you to think again because draft kings and official partner of the nba is now live in all 50 states follow your favorite teams the biggest matchups and every buzzer beater all in one app download the draft king sports app and use 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Keep it Cuervo. Keep it Cuervo, baby. Dan Levitar. Put a finger in there, but if you tell anyone, I'll deny it. Mike Ryan. Don't just stare at it, eat it. Put it on the poll, please. Was the RPO sexually graphic in nature? And when he says that Malachi Toney is the best player in the countries, as Jeremiah Smith would like a word. Malachi. He would also like a quarterback. Yes, his quarterback's arm is in a sling. I don't know if you saw. They're in some trouble, Ohio State. You look at the schedule they have the next few weeks. It's USC, Oregon, and Northwestern. It could be in a little bit of trouble. Yeah, eventful news coming out of Eugene, Oregon overnight. Go ahead and check that. Yeah, they got a DUI and Rule, again, came close to having a signature win. Matt Rule came very close to having a signature win. That game started at 11 p.m. If you didn't have enough crazy in your day on Saturday with everything that happened in college football, to have Oregon-Nebraska start at 11 p.m. and then go deep into the night. Ohio State has a bye in there, but I do believe they've got a major problem in that if you were watching that game, their quarterback was scared. Like, he was in Indiana and he was obviously he was scared of everything that was happening out there because he's not ready for what. Oh, I thought you were talking about saying, too, because saying, as Miami showed in the Cotton Bowl, if you get home, he's a totally different quarterback. Many quarterbacks have struggle with pressure, but the variance in no pressure and pressure for Julian Sayen is quite measurable. Dan, the NFL is great, and the NFL doesn't need me to defend it, but anyone who says that college football has not been in the NFL, you have to laugh in their face, right? No. Man, that moment at the end with Nick Marsh and Josh Hoover. Nick Marsh is getting crushed. I understand why people are pointing the finger at him, but Josh Hoover, he was open by a mile. Dan, it's not even close. You can't put the ball there. Well, hold on, hold on. Before you go down this path, let's just. You just said Malachi Toney's the best player in the country, and I was reading an article on ESPN.com before the game this weekend that they were talking about Jeremiah Smith being the best college receiver there has ever been. What? And in that, they were comparing him to Randy Moss. Both things can be true. Have they ever heard of a guy named Peter Warwick? Just like, both things can be true. Jeremiah can be the greatest college wide receiver ever, and Malachi Toney can be the best player in college football. The difference in the Indiana-Ohio State game was Ohio State made both of its fourth down conversions, and Indiana didn't. And in the most spectacular way possible, right? Because Ohio State on fourth and one, Sayan drops back to pass and just punts, basically punts the ball to Jeremiah Smith, who's double covered in the end zone, and he comes down with the ball. And then you were mentioning Hoover and Marsh. Let's talk about that play for a second. What a ball's call. Do you have the ball's imaging? This is the first ball's imaging that has been given to a loser, because Indiana lost that game. But fourth and four, Zaslow, when the corner was sitting on the slant, and that route was so perfectly run. Balls! The ballsy-est of balls. Ballsy. Oh, the balls that took. Cojones. Balls. It's time for the ballsiest move of the weekend. He did that in one take. Balls! Balls are fragile, aren't they? Nah, nah, nah. Made of steel sometimes. I think that they're never made of steel. Oh, yeah, they are. And I think that it's a strange thing to say that when something is courageous, it's ballsy given it's among the most fragile parts of the body. Balls! What makes it ballsy, Dan, is that you're taking the most fragile, most vulnerable part and saying, I'm so confident that success will happen, I'm willing to put myself out on the limb in the most vulnerable of fashions. That's what makes it ballsy. You don't understand how balls work. Balls! Well, thank you for the clarification. Once you put it that way, I understand better. I didn't understand before, but when you do it that way. I mean, are you wearing a Kawhi Leonard Rhode Island Energy jersey? Oh, yeah, it's a RIFC jersey. Is it a Kawhi Leonard? I just, I was, you know, number two's my favorite number, and so I looked up and down the rosters, and oh, number two. Let's talk about the last play in the Indiana-Ohio State game, because the route that was run was perfect, and all you have to do is throw the ball inbounds, admittedly under pressure, because that's not the easiest throw to make, but you just have to keep it inbounds. Was Marsh getting killed for stepping out of bounds on that? Because he had three yards on the defensive back, and I thought Indiana was going to win the game in the ballsiest fashion on fourth and four, just playing for the entire game. Big for the ball-knower discourse. You know, if someone knows ball, if they're blaming Nick Marsh or blaming Josh Hoover, because that was Josh Hoover's fault. It was a play that should have given Indiana the game in the most spectacular of fashions. I don't know. You got to keep your feet in. Like, was the throw perfect? No, but he could have kept his feet in. He had an entire end zone to put the ball in. That's how wide open Nick Marsh was, and he put it in the spot he could have. He had a defender in his face, okay? Hoover had a defender in his face. He did not get to make a clean throw. That was not a bad throw. He also had a receiver in the end zone having a mimosa. Yeah, he was wide open, says, and he could have put it anywhere in the end zone, and instead he threw it. He could have. There was no one near him. This might be a classic. Always try to put it in the end zone. The games from this weekend, if I tell you to choose the biggest upset, is it Auburn, Georgia? Is it Cardinals over Rams in the NFL? Is it Florida, Texas? That one. I was there for that. That one. That one changes everything. The top half of the SEC just totally imploded. I love that you started the show with saying, no one knows anything. That's what we've been saying the entire time. The SEC isn't this monster. The Big Ten isn't this monster. There are no elite teams here. We've got to stop talking about college football like this is 2020. We've got to start talking about this is the new reality of college football. Dan, you want to talk about balls. John Summerall went for 4th and 12, down 17-3 with his backup quarterback, who couldn't complete any passes at the time. But Summerall's always going for it on 4th down. That guy's crazy. 4th and 12! That guy's nuts. And their second. Secondary is weak, and Arch Manning didn't do much of anything against their secondary. He is not good. I was asking that question weeks ago. He is not good. Oh, he's a number one overall pick. Why? Who's that impression of? That's not me. You know who. I know it's not me. I'm going to give the stat again, in case you missed it. It hasn't happened since 1961, where a team we thought was number one lost its next two games to unranked opponents. That's not knowing anything. That really is. We know nothing if we're putting someone at the very top of college football, and in consecutive weeks they lose to unranked opponents. So how many years is that? That's 39, 26, 57 years that hasn't happened. Quick math right there, huh? Dan, question: Do you think they knew more about football in 1961 than we know now? We can't ask those people because they're all dead. Dead. All the voters in that poll are now dead. And Greg's still here. And it was tough to watch every team back then. It was more difficult back then to really have a say. To really have an idea of what it is that happened at the Indiana game. Okay, but let me make this argument for you. It would be sent by courier. You'd get it by some sort of typed thing delivered by pigeons. It was tough to get an update on Louisville-Syracuse back then. No, it wasn't. You had to go to a phone bank and everyone would just call all the press. "Hey, it's a boffo performance by Johnson." But no, here's my thing. Here's my theory, guys. I think we have information overload. Right? And when it was simpler. It was easier to understand rudimentarily what was happening. But as we had more and more information, without the lack of discretion of is this useful information or not? Or is this piece of information as useful as this other piece of information? It's caused us to have this paralysis by analysis leading us to know less about the sport than we did 56 years ago. Fifty-seven. I like the idea. Sixty-one? I like the idea that we do. But we don't know what we're watching. Because we clearly don't. You're talking -- the SEC doesn't have an undefeated team. The last time we talked -- do you remember the last time we talked about UCLA? It was when Deshaun Foster was giving that press conference as their head coach. It was a rough moment. Where it was an introductory press conference and he clearly didn't know how to do a press conference. And now UCLA is unbeaten. And nobody had that. Nobody had that. I told you before the season, what kind of odds do you think I would have gotten six weeks in SEC is -- doesn't have an undefeated team, but UCLA is undefeated. Million to one. SEC doesn't have an undefeated team. Where are the good teams? Like, I do believe we can just say flatly they're all -- they're all flawed. They're in Utah. Well, that's part of my lament. And we need to stop talking about things in those terms. D-Money had a great take on Kane's insight. Nobody's good compared to what? Compared to what? Because right now compared to the rest of the nation, there are plenty of good teams. There's just not the standard elite team where you know that team is chock full of NFL talent and they're going to run this thing. We've got to deprogram ourselves. So we should say there are no elite teams? At the end of the day, the team that's winning the natty is going to be elite. So there is an elite team in there. It's just compared to the 20 teams, it's a different time in college football. And we need to accept that. How about compared to 1961? Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Do we need to deprogram ourselves? Yes or no? Because I think it's fair to say the SEC is not any good. I think that that's okay to say. Compared to what? The SEC that I remember. But it's interesting, right? Because you're just looking at the top of it. Because to me, I'm seeing an SEC -- No, I'm looking at Missouri too. I'm looking at Vanderbilt too. I'm seeing an SEC that's still competing with all of these other conferences at a pretty elite level and going and beating all of these other teams. So wouldn't you make the argument, or you could make the argument, that there's actually a stronger conference than there's ever been? Because they're all beating up on each other because they're all better than the rest of the world. I hear that. It's a cope. Yeah, I just think that it's an understandable takeaway. This is not a shocking thing. NIL has opened up the door for these talents. For these talents to be like, "Well, I'm going to get my reps elsewhere." And you're seeing all that talent disperse across the nation with elite programs. And we have something that's more in line with parity. And it's phenomenal. These are good teams. That's just what they look like now. So Jeremy, you said they were beating -- Each other? Oh. And then they're beating the other teams as well? Got it. What'd I do? You think we're being too negative about the University of Miami? I do, yeah. I like the takeaway. That's a good cope. We're celebrating here. That's a good cope. Right, Zaz? Yeah, a cope. Miami survived where other teams couldn't this weekend. Yeah. That's right. It's a good cope. Take a hit on that copium. It's the first time they've been number one in 24 years. You cope aesthetic. Whatever, man. Use whatever words you want that I don't understand. I don't care. UM's ranked number one. They are ranked number one. But when they play that game as a three-touchdown favorite, it sort of brings up the flinching and the spasming that comes with, "Oh, we got this." Yeah. It comes with, "Oh, I can see how they'll lose from here. I can see how it would happen here where they've clearly got the better team," because you're not going to be able to prove to me that FSU, which hasn't won a road game since 2023, deserves to be in that football game. Partying at the Copacabana. Flying out of Cope Canaveral. And a masturbation joke. You're on fire so far. What? Tony, you know that moment at a party or a pool gate where everything just sort of clicks? I know it well. It's usually when I show up. Everybody goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with Cuervo. I walk in like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuervo is the thing that turns hanging out into, "This is the night." It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the Cuervo effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering, "Keep it Cuervo." Keep it Cuervo, baby. - Let's go baby.