The Chuckle Sandwich Holiday Special (2024)

hey this is riley green and i'm here to warn you about the dangers of hey dude shoes with their easy on all day comfort you're bound to get addicted so try them at your own risk but when you can't wear anything else don't say i didn't warn you feeling short on smiles does your frown need to be turned upside down we got the perfect dose of comedy 30 minutes of scrubs zach braff donald face on sarah chalk and the rest of the gang at sacred heart are back for a brand new season we play medical doctors who are besties just like in real life and we'll definitely be up in each other's cases scrubs premieres wednesday on abc and stream the next day on hulu side effects may include laughing cheering and lots of high fives now at kroger your points add up to more ways to save every trip use them your way to take dollars off groceries at checkout or save at the pump you can even save up to thirty five dollars on your next fill up same points more choices and with low prices on fresh quality food plus digital and personalized offers tailored to how you shop your dollar goes further redeem your points online or in the app kroger fresh for everyone restrictions apply see cider store for details wow tucker what is are you wearing under that a pajama set no it's a turtleneck no it's a turtleneck here i'll get this this is my grandma christmas fit yours is tucker yours is nice yours is like um you know you're giving you're giving grandma got run over by a reindeer right now a little bit and but your grandma yeah schlatt's giving rich christmas party right now oh i'm sorry are you uh are you jealous of my cashmere it sounds like the cashmere oh exhale doesn't like you as much as you like it it's beautiful you look great you look fantastic and choklers we've got one final boy who you guys have been waiting for every christmas we bring them we bring them because what would santa do without his little elf merry christmas everyone merry christmas we've got charlie we got schlatt we got tucker we got ted it's the chuckle sandwich christmas episode welcome to chuckle sandwich baby how are you supposed to wear a little turtleneck how i mean listen and learn look at tucker observe understand it looks like this one's coming up a little too high you you're not gonna drown that thing's about to swallow him this one's coming up a little too i'm worried that if you don't keep yourself fully straight you're gonna sink into it man it's like the quicksand it's quicksand cashmere schlatt it's quicksand cashmere why does it look so fucked up welcome everyone to chuckle sandwich this will technically be in the timeline of chuckle sandwich you know i hate to bring it up i'm always bringing it up to you guys but the last thing that any of us will do for an episode of chuckle sandwich and it is the christmas episode coming right in the middle of of chuckle week and we're so happy to have our beautiful gorgeous boy charlie here with us thank you guys you guys look gorgeous too you all look stunning thank you you all do thank you thank you thank you charlie i dapped before this episode started i did what i dapped you dapped i dapped what are you talking about like yourself like i was i was like how do i i need to look dapper for this episode right oh okay that's not what people say people don't say that you're the first person who's ever said that in that context i glide really yeah no that's the first i swear i swear never don't spencer that's rude i promise someone else someone special in my life said it in 2011 with the episode where i carly and sam go to dingo studios okay he's right oh tucker don't look it up it's looking good i think his story checks out so merry christmas everybody and happy holidays to all the jewish people out there yeah happy holidays to all the jewish people and everyone else too everyone looked at me like it wasn't genuine um but yeah i you know i mean we're it's it's that beautiful time of year we're all trying to finish our work before the holidays we can get that sweet ad money this sweet sweet holiday ad money baby but uh dude i yeah i'm fixing this i thought you were saying ad money like just like fully rubbing your nipples god that's oh my mom did text me earlier today she said why aren't you spending time with the family this christmas season and i said it's adsense season baby what do you think i'm doing i'm working right now i got so many videos to come out the cpms are high and they'll never get any higher than right now so like yeah of course i'm putting family matters on the back burner right now it's christmas time this is what it's all about it's about making money you know every youtuber during christmas turns into a scrooge they're always that one character in a christmas movie that has to work on christmas eve it's like and then they've got a little boy and they're like but papa it's christmas and it's like no son i have to i have to react to tiktoks today go to your room the the tiktok revenue is at an all-time high right now and sometime sometime soon i think in maybe what two days tiktok might be banned permanently so i need to suck that dry days yeah it wasn't the timeline like december 19th they shut it down all i'm saying last night i this strange large like uh spectrish kind of road man came to me and he pointed at a grave and it was like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die tiktok right on it next to me yeah yeah it's true it's true yeah yeah i mean it's a good thing that we all you know we didn't start off i mean i it was funny i was thinking about man this tiktok thing it's not really going to affect me that hard and then i was like oh shit but i've made a lot of commentary videos on tiktok oh no i'm losing a subject of my videos i'm not it's not the content it's the what i make fun of that i'm losing out on can i tell you something ted oh you have that i'd be offended if you didn't okay and i appreciate that i i think that that's great what you said but i think at the end of the day the only thing i'm actually gonna miss on tiktok is the freaking that's true yeah that's all you know for a fact that i'm not doing that shit on instagram because i would they would tear you apart in the instagram reels comments man they're freaks over there they're monsters it's less that and more i i know 100 sure that like because my instagram is old personal instagram from when i was growing up from like 2011 so all the people from high school and stuff i fall on there so they're all they'd all be seeing that and they'd be like is that ted i'm gonna be like okay maybe being a youtuber as your job isn't that cool we're all already thinking that yeah wow as one of your high school friends we're all already thinking that really that's crazy that's especially crazy coming from tucker that is working on your what your third youtube video right now you know deep in premiere on my dime by the way in premiere you're on my account yeah sit down sit down your cute little turtleneck it is cute dude i i tried posting some reels i tried posting some reels and they tore me apart they keep saying that rents do wow really really rent in new york must be so high schlatt that that you're posting on instagram now i can't dude i can't even post a video anymore i don't know if you've seen any of my recent videos the top comment section is always wow he must be here in a real financial situation right now dude your rent must be really really expensive i feel like that's probably what i feel like that's probably what happens when you spend your youtube career saying that it's all for the money all the comments are gonna be related about you getting money uh yeah how are those comments oh yeah what's the bingo right there christmas album was so expensive bro had to drop a reaction video and they're there and yet they're there wait are you they're watching that's so odd because when i'm looking at your stuff the top comment here it says it's from the ghost of christmas future and it says you need to change whoa what does that what does that mean does that mean anything to you no i don't does it come with a does it come with an ominous bell sound like yeah i think it oh no he just said subscribe in the video so the bell lit up i was yeah so you better be careful one day you're gonna wait wake up and you're gonna be an 1800s nightgown with a fucking lantern and real crazy for you no i don't wake up i don't wake up anymore i i don't wake up during my sleep at all i've been i've been sleeping sleeping perfectly every night now you know why why i bought a little appy watch and i bought a little uri ring that i pop on everything you just said it was baby's first words what the fuck are you talking about that's what you're saying like baby talk dude - I've been watching my Uru win. - I've been getting Uru. a little appy watch and i got a little uri ring that i pop on let me guess let me guess and you're also you also got sleep apnea and you're putting in your smart binky no i've been tracking my sleep very it's like a little video game to me now because i realized i was getting shit sleep so that i bought i bought appy watch and uri ring and i pay like 30 a month for this sleep tracking shit oh lord and uh and yeah now i'm sleeping like a baby that's why i talk like a baby that's why i be in uru yeah you and i have the opposite problems because i've got i've got my app that's for waking me up the math the math alarm we've talked about you have to do oh is it like you have to do math yeah i set like three alarms every morning that have sets of math that progressively get more difficult it's basically just like the more addition i have to do so it's three plus 45 plus 27 and when you're half awake you're looking at and you're like oh shit i gotta fucking break this i would i would get a new phone that one would be gone dude it would be out the window there have been times there have been times when i've just deleted the app as opposed to doing the alarm so i have probably redownload that app upwards of 15 times just because i'm like shit i deleted the app again i i run a self-help channel called the weekly slap one thing i say there's one thing i say every every video that life is a life is a momentum game right teddy so every morning you need to have wins that will propel you into a day full of wins you can't start on such uh uh such a thing like math problems i think i want to kill myself every day if the first thing i had to do when i was awake is do math problems there's there's a bunch of options on what you can do i started off i didn't it didn't start off with the math but it led to the math because you know the first thing the first option that i had was it was it was shake and you can control the the the vigorousness of which you shake but then that turned into a thing where i'd wake up i'd grab the alarm and then i'd be sleeping on my side i'd just be like like that and then when i was done i put it down i'm asleep i think there have been times when i was doing that shit in my sleep so i keep pavlovianly training myself too and then the other one was like was was probably supposedly the best one but that one was like oh you got to take steps but then it turned into a thing where i learned the rhythm in which the phone needed to be moving in order to simulate steps so it was like i was going like this you know and you know that with the phone it must have been like when you realized you could play wii sports without getting off the couch yeah yeah a little bit yeah a little bit i remember being in the back of the the gym class after we had to run a mile with the fit like the pacer thing just like doing this now i'll tell you what the best one is though that i i haven't gotten to this point but i think i may in the future if i'm you know sick of the math is that one of the ways you can turn off the alarm is to i could print out a qr code and put it somewhere on the other side of my house and i would have to scan the qr code with my phone in order to turn off the alarm emma's got one where you got to take a picture of the shower on the other side of my house and then i would have to turn it on and it knows you have to go take a picture of the shower running yeah that's a good one i like that yeah it's been getting her out the shower has to be on and your dick has to be hard you have to take a picture of your hard cock say what you will but it's been getting her up and out i would that's good i guarantee within a week of having that i would be so groggy fall into the tub look up at the shower how to go just turn it on immediately like so there's no way i wouldn't have it directly under the shower there and just soak myself dude oh yeah no here's the thing though i think that part of part of what makes emma probably a more effective sleeper than me is that she's married to you and tucker is probably the tucker is the best waker wake-upper of anyone i know like this motherfucker is basically on bird time no you're on bird you gotta be on bird time dude otherwise you're missing out you're gonna miss out on the worm when the sun is about to rise and the birds start chirping that's the time that's the that's the system tucker's on when his eyes open can i ask you guys something about the the early bird thing because it's like the early bird gets the worm right yeah i've been thinking about this why don't the worms just wake up later because it's raining yeah but the early bird if the early bird is getting there for the worms if the worms woke up later they wouldn't be there when the bird gets there the worms could just sleep in i bet worms don't even sleep what i don't think they do sleep you don't think they sleep i don't think simple creatures sleep what's the line between a worm and a bird that distinguishes one as simple and the other as complex or are they both simple the music the music birds make music create the music but don't the worms create music in their own way the vibrations of the earth that's true well dogs don't make music or dogs animals they're all animals at a rhythm worms aren't animals yeah i'm pretty sure they are yeah they are what are they what are we trying to do with them make a tiktok clip right now words worms are animals they're worms you're saying that there's the entirety of the animal kingdom and then there's just words what kind of what kind of animal is a worm um like a like a bug a bug it's an invertebrate right an invertebrate it can't be that well a tree a tree doesn't have a spine i'll tell you what they are tasting to a five-year-old yeah okay ted was definitely munching on some bugs i definitely did that dare at least once but i ain't never gonna let my child do the slug one oh you did it no that's like i'll tell my kids i'll be like every slug because you heard about that one kid yeah that ate a slug and then he got paralyzed severely paralyzed and then died yeah and then his mom her his mom's life took a drastic turn as she became the first to have her slug like like uh the fucking slug what is anti-slug slug activist yeah she started making content out of it can you blame her oh my god she started making tiktoks all right she started going on tours four years ago slugs anymore guys what are you gonna stop what are you gonna do slow them down like there's there's nothing you can do yeah yeah it is really just um temptation is the real enemy in this in this situation and you know it's tempting to want to keep chuckle sandwich going and some of the people are a little upset about it and we've gotten a little bit of hate mail and ted i think it's time you tell them oh yeah okay the surprise no way yeah wow wow tucker really wants to get this thing moving on christmas into the first one hey this is riley green and i'm here to warn you about the dangers of hey dude shoes with their easy on all day comfort you're bound to get addicted so try them at your own risk but when you can't wear anything else don't say i didn't warn you feeling short on smiles does your frown need to be turned upside down we got the perfect dose of comedy 30 minutes of scrubs zach braff donald face on sarah chalk and the rest of the gang at sacred heart are back for a brand new season we play medical doctors who are besties just like in real life and we'll definitely be up in each other's cases scrubs premieres wednesday on abc and stream the next day on hulu side effects may include laughing cheering and lots of high fives hello superman we got a lot of well listen listen so boys uh charlie and so i don't know about this but basically when we announced the chuckle sandwich was ending we got a variety of reaction to the uh the the news you know some people were shocked some people were sad some people were mad um there was one guy and a lot of those people left comments on the video um and it's the christmas season and you know we're all pretty much dressed as santa adjacent people so i thought it would be nice if we just if i assembled um a naughty and nice list of the comments that we got on the or some of the a few a very small selection of some of the comments we got on these videos but reading a comment isn't the same thing as hearing it said so i went on fiverr and i hired oh my god like 10 different actors to each perform the comments that were said whether they were naughty or if they were nice i got all of those i got the last of them today um there was one person who actually did he even deliver it i don't even know if he did there was one guy that was supposed to deliver it he said he would get it to me in an hour and it's been more than that wonderful christmas gift yeah so his delivery is very late he was supposed to deliver to me say go fuck yourself you ruined my christmas well yeah i was like are you gonna deliver it it's been three days since you said you would and he was like i'll get it to you in the hour and i was like okay crickets but anyways um so what we're gonna look at first we're gonna we're gonna do each one we'll chat about each one we're gonna start first sorry i saw i saw the man that no chuckle sandwich listener looks like we're gonna start first we're gonna start first with the nice comments and there's a little bit of black screen in between so you can pause it yeah okay are we are we ready yeah yeah i'm ready okay here we go okay well thank you chuckle sandwich you know i've been watching chuckle sandwich since the very first year it came out, and it's been putting a smile on my face since the very beginning. Chuckle Sandwich was really the first podcast that I genuinely connected to. It feels really strange to know that it's ending now. I know it's dramatic, but it almost feels like knowing someone you care about is, well, not going to make it. I'm really thankful to have been a listener for all these years, and I'm excited to see this last week too. So thank you, Ted, Schlatt, Charlie, and Tucker. I'll think back on this podcast with fond memories when I'm old and gray. I've got bad news about that last one. That was a very nice comment, you know? I chose people that I think would be appropriate for the comment in question, and I think that he did a great job. This is exactly what I envisioned in my mind when I was reading through that comment. Can you take another look at the name of the person that posted that comment? I just want to go back and revisit it. Furious underscore Elote. Furious Elote. You know what Elote is, Tucker? Isn't that street? What is that? Mexican street corn? Yeah, Mexican street corn. I've never had that. It's delicious. So to this viewer, I would say thank you, but I had the unfortunate privilege of watching, my grandma deteriorate over a four-year time frame due to Andrew Cuomo's, let's just say, policies. And I wouldn't compare Chuckle Sandwich ending to anything like that. Charlie, anything you'd like to say? Yeah, I guess first, I'm sorry that you went through that. That sounds really rough. Thank you. And to you- He lost his grandma and he's slowly losing his neck. And to you, Schlatt, I would say I'm sorry too about your grandma. Oh, that first part. Okay. Thank you. And I guess I would say that I'm happy to see that even such a furious Elote, we could put a smile on their face too. So Merry Christmas. Thank you for- Merry Christmas. Enjoying these years. Yeah. All right. Onto the next one. The next nice comment. Sure. All right. Here we go. I am sad this is coming to a close, but I enjoyed every moment of it. It feels bittersweet with how recently Tucker joined the cause. But if there is going to be a Tucker and Ted project in the future- Oh? I'm sure it's a new podcast that is going to end up in my rotation. Schlatt will of course have many projects to come to. So what'd you think of that, Schlatt? Hey guys, Schlatt here. I just want to say that once Chuckle Sandwich is over, I will be doing no more projects. So no more from Schlatt and that's all. Thank you. Good night. Thank you, Schlatt. That was beautiful. You should think about how Ted and Tucker might have a project upcoming in the future. It's happening. Maybe. That the audio listeners might be a fan of. We might. We might. Dude, I think we're past. Maybe. We might. If you're still at might, then we need to have a conversation after this. So that's something to look out for, Chucklers. That's something to look out for, Chucklers, very soon after Chuckle finds its close. Very soon. Oh, come on. At least let them be sad for a little bit. Some might say right on schedule. On schedule. Hey. Hey. We'll give them like a week or something. Maybe like a week. Well, when Charlie left, we did multiple months. I have no part in this. I'm not attached to this. I don't know what's going on. I'm not involved. When he did that, there were multiple months. I'm not involved. There was a grieving period. And I appreciate that. I do appreciate that. So you don't think Schlatt deserves the same grieving period as I do? Sklatt. Sklatt. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. This motherfucker was checked out in January of this year. I'd lose my neck. Look at him. He's turtling his tip because of you. He's turtling his tip all the way back in. Listen to him. Say sorry. I'm just saying let them be sad. Just because you know that your poor little scog is going to. Die doesn't mean that when it does, you're like, oh, well, we knew it was coming. Bring out. You know, we allow the excuses always sound best to the person making them. Think about it this way. We can't. And I don't think that Schlatt would want this either. We can't let because once Chuck lens, it's going to be like knows they're all all our audio listeners, all the little cherubs out there. They're going to start scattering. They're not going to know what to do with themselves. And we can't have them go to the yard. We can't have them go to the yard. We can't have them go to fear. And we can't have them go to the yard or the street. They could get hit. We can't have them go to God forbid. Shut up. I'm talking. Come on. Okay. Come on. We can't let them listen to British people talk, especially bald ones. So that's just, you know, that's my take on it. But, you know, this guy's name. Cursed Jono. Cursed Jono. But yeah, that's something to look out for. Chuckler. I also didn't just join the cause. I've been here for like almost 100 episodes. Yeah. No. Tucker's been on more episodes. And Charlie, I don't. Ted, wake up and do the math. Wow. That was a gold star joke right there. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. That's kind of that is that is crazy to think about, though, dude. You are you are like more of, I guess, like more of a podcast member than than I ever was. And I guess ever. Well, OK. No, no, no, no. Let him go. Let him go. Kind of does. He's cooking right now. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess I guess I'll be like that, too. Hmm. Couple of washed up podcasters. I'm nothing, man. I'm not. And now Charlie will start us a podcast called Washed Up. That's a good idea. Hey, wait, let's talk about that after. Shlatt immediately after saying he's not doing any more projects. Hey, just an ASMR lathering channel. I would give it I would give it maybe 11 episodes and episodes when catatonic. All right, man, what's the next one we got? Here we go. Oh, no, bro. Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on. All the episodes. Why? Why? Why? Why? Is this like a guy that like people like is this a new guy or is this a guy that everyone knows that this is a guy? This is Scotty. This is Scotty the werewolf. OK. Scotty, the Scottish werewolf. Everybody knows Scotty. Everyone was going to say a different thing when you told me his name was Scotty. No, it's Scotty. How did you find this guy? What is his actual name? I'm so sorry. I'm genuinely curious. What do you mean actual name? His name is Scotty. He's a Scottish werewolf. OK, I'm sorry. And he's a fan. And he also goes by Mr. Mr. Chiller 6811. And he's a fan of the chocolate sandwich podcast. And he left us a nice comment. And I reached out to him and I said, hey, Scotty, would you like to? Make a little testimonial. And this is what he did. All right. Sent in. OK. All right. Shout out to the wares. Here's Scotty the werewolf. Oh, no, bro. I am really thankful for all the episodes. Jackal Sandwich is the only podcast ever really stuck listening to. Listening to Schlatt and Ted talking were some of the most peaceful times I ever experienced. Thank you, guys. So much. Jackal Sandwich is the only podcast I ever stuck listening to. I'm really thankful for all of the episodes. I mean, Tucker, how do you feel about that, too? I feel like you're in the same boat as Charles right now. Tucker, so you've been here for a hundred episodes. A hundred. Yeah. Yeah. No. Well, Scotty's a little, you know, he's not all there. Yeah. Let's have, Tucker, let's have a little. I mean, look at his eyes. Let's have a little one to one here. So we can freak this guy out. Okay. Ah! Tucker. Tucker, your turn. That was beautiful. That was natural. Follow that up. Follow that up. Follow that up. Yeah. I can't follow that up. Okay. That's pretty good. Perfect. Yeah, that was good. That's just the kind of crazy, wacky shit going on in Mr. Chiller's mind. I mean, look behind him. That sheep's got three legs. No, there's something so, there's actually something so wrong with this. It's like something's up with these sheep behind him. Are you sure he's a Scottish werewolf, Ted? I mean, I'm listening to his voice and he sounds like he's from Scotland. Because I don't think they make sheep like that there. Not a single sheep looks like one of the ones they make. And funny enough, about, yeah, about five sheep back in the row, it looks like it all starts to become one wide sheep. Listen, I don't know anything about sheep. All I did was reach out to Scotty and he filmed it in his backyard, all right? I just don't think the werewolves are sheep. should be your biggest take your cursor i want you to go to the scotty's right side of his neck there right side of his neck there you go move a little to your left okay and then up up a little more it's great just like okay tell me where where here does the sheep start that's just a sheep king that's a sheep king oh they got tied up okay i get it that's when they get threaded together that's when they get knitted together yeah it's like it's like a rat king but cheap jesus fucking christ man that's fucked yeah hey this is riley green and i'm here to warn you about the dangers of hey dude shoes with their easy on all day comfort you're bound to get addicted so try them at your own risk but when you can't wear anything else don't say i didn't warn you feeling short on smiles does your frown need to be turned upside down we got the perfect dose of shit comedy 30 minutes of scrubs zach braff donald fazon sarah chalk and the rest of the gang at sacred heart are back for a brand new season we play medical doctors who are besties just like in real life and we'll definitely be up in each other's cases scrubs premieres wednesday on abc and stream the next day on hulu side effects may include laughing cheering and lots of high fives hello superman when you shop kroger delivery you can expect the savings you love and fresh groceries delivered right to your door our refrigerated trucks keep your items fresh while our associates are committed to getting every detail right carefully selecting and packing your order with care because bringing you fresh quality groceries is what we do best and right now enjoy 20 off your first online order of 75 or more restrictions apply see site for details kroger fresh for everyone so what we got next up i'm buttering you guys up with some some niceties and then you know all right here we go on a serious note this podcast has been a pretty notable constant in my life for the past four years it's seen me through nearly my entire high school career to relationships to breakups the death of my aunt and childhood family cat oh my god a hospitalization amongst many smaller trivial events i can't express what this podcast has done for me call it trivial parasocial it sparked an interest in Ted, Schlott, Charlie's Separate Content Careers, as well as Tucker's videos and streams now. It introduced me to several other content creators I now enjoy, as well as featured many that were already near and dear to me. As an apparent Unus Annus fan, it does bring back some similar feelings when it ended, but I'm happy nonetheless. Happy the pod happened, that I could have been here the whole time. All good things must come to an end. I hope the pod was an enjoyable project for everyone involved. Thank you, man. And you look fucking great for a high school graduate, by the way. Can you believe that this guy's been watching the podcast through his entire high school career? Two relationships, two breakups, and the death of his aunt and childhood family cat? And you know, I know that he says that. I don't think this guy should have been dating other high schoolers, man. I know that's crazy. Wait, why? This guy, he's a super senior. He's a super senior. He's a super duper, he is a super duper booper senior, man. He's a super duper senior. Well, maybe he's Benjamin Buttoning himself. Maybe he's a Benjamin Buttoning himself. He has been senior star quarterback for the last 16 years. So why, when he said, The death of my aunt and childhood family cat, did he go, Yeah, can we watch that back, Tiger? Absolutely. It's seen me through nearly my entire high school career. Two relationships, two breakups, the death of my aunt and childhood family cat. I didn't even catch that. That's crazy. That's crazy, dude. That's nuts. Yeah, no, he definitely, he definitely doesn't care about that cat. No. At all. Damn. But we're, hey, happy to have been with you your entire high school career. You know? Yeah. I was happy to see you grow. This is definitely the nicest and longest comment that we got. I hope that in college you learn a little quicker. And thank you for watching. Thank you so much. All right. I think we got our final, our final nice one coming up here. Junko Sandwich has taken me from just a kid. From a kid in high school to a professional welder. Okay. As long as it's good to end on a high note and be remembered at your peak. Like how MatPat did. And now you all will be joining him up there in YouTube heaven. Thank you for the memories. The chuckles, the sandwiches, and all the bacon a man could ever want. Oh, I actually really do like that final line. That one was my favorite. That one was by far my favorite, I think, from the nice category. Because I didn't tell this guy. I didn't tell him. I didn't tell him. I didn't tell this guy to do anything that he did in terms of costume and background. That's fucking awesome. He did that all himself. He saw a professional welder and he took it all the way to the finish line. That's awesome. Yeah. Can you imagine that this is like a 50-year-old podcast and this is like a testimonial from this guy who was like used to watch when he was a kid and now he's like. No, so this is what I'm thinking is like how fun would it be as a prank to hire a bunch of like people like this or older. You know people and have them go up to that person in the street and be like thank you so much. I've been watching your content since I was in high school or like since I was in middle school. Yeah, just a bunch of like 60 50 year old. I would feel like I was going fucking crazy, dude. Yeah, maybe like am I immortal? Yeah, I had a mortal being and I just passed out for a millennium. It does make you think though. I mean how long we've been doing it is kind of crazy in the scope of YouTube years. You know, yeah, yeah. I mean like five. Years we like I would say that is the third of you doing it for I've been fuck Schlatt. How long have you been doing it for a quarter? A quarter fourth a fourth. Yeah, yeah, I have been making videos since 2011 but okay. Well did it professionally? Yeah, since like 20 I think that has merit like you gaff that off Ted but I made my first video ever this year like literally never made a video as a kid ever. Yeah, well then in that case I've been making videos since 2011. Yeah, you have. But like sure they weren't getting a million views, but you are making videos. Yeah, I think one of the one of the first times that Tucker and I met was when I pulled them in on like over Skype on a YouTube video recording. I thought it was funny. I was a dinosaur shooter. Yeah, it was like a it was like a some dinosaur shooter game where we were just we were both running fucking probably man 25 FPS playing that I think I was running that integrated graphics right there. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so now we've finished all the night. The nice comments and we love that that is generally the majority of our chocolate sandwich listeners. But one of the things I did notice looking through the comments is that there was a lot more angry comments than is normal on chocolate. So, you know, usually we're used to it from the reddit. Don't get me wrong. We're used to it from the reddit. You guys are a bunch of brats. I keep busy on the reddit busy with the I keep busy Charlie's is making hundreds of did you post did you I'm sorry because I had I just want to say I had no no part in this. Did you post the chocolate sandwich? Did you post like death announcement video on the fuck like election day? Yeah, the day we thought that would be like one more fucking crazy dude. That was so funny. It's it's funny because like you it is funnier to say that we play in that but like that was just because of the scale was just right there at their lowest. You still came at him from the top rope and I got to respect it planned or anything. I remember like a few days prior. You know, Emma's the editor so we were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I think this is is this coming on election day? We're like, should we talk to somebody about this before we upload? No, it was one of those things where we I think I think I think Tucker may have mentioned me. I was like, they gotta find out at some hey, this one has to come out on time. It has to. Yeah, I smacked him across the face and I said we're going live on election day at first the title. What was it like chocolate sandwiches ending or something like that? Yeah, period. Courtesy of flat. That was that was the first title started with sorry, liberals, comma, what happened? Well, yeah, that was that well, it will because it was tanking. It was tanking. I just didn't get they just couldn't because they couldn't take a joke. You know, they don't know how to never they never can. They're about to find out who can't. Yeah, yeah. That day was two big wins for me. me put it that way jesus all right what do we have next let's just say i don't wake up i woke up all right get ready here we go don't skip ahead tucker it's coming trust me this is so fucking stupid all the good youtuber podcast fucking in dude it's bullshit no misfits anymore no chuckle sandwich ari scharfer ended his podcast i guess detractable and go are the only ones left now why even bother starting one if you're gonna do this i don't care about your 35 channels most people only watch chuckle sandwich because they want the real you they don't care about your content and they never will flat your little bullshit excuse means less than nothing just admit it you're a lazy asshole we all know it so what do we think of that that was a little naughty it doesn't seem a little naughty it doesn't seem like it's up to us this seems very flat yeah this is targeted Yeah, I feel like I can respond. I chose this one. I was like, I hope Shalette doesn't get too offended, so I had to choose the goofiest guy I could find. Where's the lie? Damn. All right. Well, okay. Fair enough. I just don't want to do it anymore. Sorry, guys. That's it. Did you expect a YouTuber to do a series you like forever and ever and ever and ever? That's why I love that comment so much, because it was like, why would you even start if you're going to dance? Why would you even, like, you could say that about any show of any type. What's the point of even starting it if you're going to end it? Like, this is a guy that only watches The Simpsons and Family Guy. Like, he has no concept of things ending. So, love that guy, though. Love that guy. Well, thank you. But naughty. I'll take that into account next time I'm going to leave a major project. You just taught that guy about death. He didn't know. I got a couple choice words about death. He didn't know. Okay. Take it away. No, you've already used them, though. I have used them. Is this about the grandma? Yeah, he's going to talk about the grandma in Cuomo again. All right. What do we got next? Bring the next one up. I mean, does anybody really care? Whoa. That kind of sucks at being interesting. That kind of sucks at YouTube. That challenge you. Okay. It's really boring. Boring? The name of the poet is cringe. How it has people crying over the end of this trash is beyond me. Why are you here? Why are you here? She's got a green screen up, too, and she didn't even use it. Yeah, I know. I could have put something behind her. I say that's more. I'm going to say something. I feel like that's more on Ted. Oh, yeah. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. Well, I'll tell you what. It looks like she gave you the raw. Leave it to Ted. Make it not interesting. Not interesting. Oh, hey, at least you're not boring. You're just not interesting. No, no, no, no, no. Ted did a great job. I'll tell you what. In short, you could relate to this. What a boring day. It was more money for them to put something behind the green screen. Was it? Yeah. It was like an upcharge of like $15, and I was like, I don't know. $15 to replace the green screen? I could do that myself, but I won't. It takes like 30 seconds. Yeah, I know. It's crazy. Oh, yeah. Tucker just learned how to Tucker recently learned how to edit. He's like, wait, yeah, I'm a green screen pro now. Yeah, no, he is. He is. He's getting really good at it. It's a good clip, Ted. I just I wish it was blue. Wait, why am I getting the flack right now? This is not the commenter. You just you feel like you're presenting like you feel like you're presenting these things right now. I'm just it feels like you're presenting. I'm just saying I didn't write these, though. These are written by the background. You had full. Control over the background. I'm just saying. I'm with Charlie here, Ted. Don't you think you could have made that clip a little more. Interesting, interesting. And sorry, if that's just my YouTube brain coming out, you're not very, you know, let's just you're not good at, by the way, for the record, for the record. Yeah, I mean, if it's your YouTube brain coming out, maybe I shouldn't trust it. Maybe not. I mean, maybe my rumor has 100 million views on on my shorts channel alone this month. Shorts. Are ruining YouTube. No, I totally agree. I totally agree. I've been I've been saying that around the house more lately. You've been saying that around the house like you're like you're just. Yeah, I see some guys flaunting his million sub plaque. And I'm like, dude, you're a shorts guy. Yeah, come on. Jay Slatt earned that. That's why I say they need to, like, literally make a different. I'll say we need a cast system. Yeah, we do. We need a cast system. There's people who have gone. Millie, dude, that that million. Is that is that a gold plaque behind you, Ted? Mm hmm. Why is it half sized? It's the full size. No, it's not. This one's half. That's my that's my one million plaque for my main channel. This is a half size right here. They fucking changed it because of shorts YouTubers because they made it too fucking easy to get a million subs. So now it's bullshit. I have the framed one with the little golden thing in them. I have the older one. Yeah, that's real. You're old, man. You've been doing this for a while. And I'm and dude, I'm so fucking boring. Dreamly. I'm saying, oh, wait, how old are you? I'm thirty three. No, you're not. Yeah. It's called skin care, Tucker. No, you couldn't pay me to believe that. But if you did, if he did try to pay you, you would take that money. I was going to say, oh, absolutely. But I know I'm I'm I'm I'm twenty six. I've been doing. I've been doing YouTube for like twelve years. Like, honestly, almost. Holy shit. Yeah. Almost most of my I would say like most of my conscious years because I don't think I gained that hundred percent. You've been in YouTube as long as you've been educated. I'm not. I feel like I'm still not educated. So I was eleven when I started. I'm twenty five now. It's been more than half my life. Do you ever like you? Do you ever get scared that they're going to find out you were uploading before you were supposed to? Because, like, I think I was. I was like uploading like before I was supposed to and I'm like, imagine YouTube stores issuing out bank. Yeah, like, what if they're coming for me, dude? Like, I've had nightmares about this is like they find out that I was like thoroughly when I upload videos like the worst thing that that's the thing that keeps you up at night. You are going to heaven because have you seen like you're first in line at the pearly gates, my guy, because that is probably the tamest thing that I've ever heard. Give someone nightmares. I really do. They were about it. I really do. Because just claim ignorance. You said I was eleven. I didn't know. I didn't know. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. I I'll tell you what. I remember when I was a kid, I got stopped in my I never played Club Penguin because I got stopped in my tracks by the by the email portion because it was like, put your parents email in here. And I was like, damn, they always say that. I know. I'm like, I'm like, damn it. Like, I'm going to have to have a whole conversation with my parents. And I didn't really have. I didn't have the processing power to determine, like, oh, they don't know that what email I'm putting in here, if it is my parents or not, I could just put my own. No, I was like, there are no Bill. No. Did you play Club Penguin? I didn't, but I played Webkinz. Yeah, we know that. Were you on Neopets, too? No, I was just on Webkinz. I think the gambling of the wheel of wow and the wishing well kind of got me hooked. Yeah. They were good. They were good. Going to the shop. I was crazy in the card dojo in the mine cart on Club Penguin. I was finding that those special puffles in the catalog every fucking week. Danny, if you remember when the red puffles showed up, are you there for that? I don't. You had to be in early. I remember the rainbow was really exciting. Yeah. Damn. All right. So what's what's what are we? What have we got next, Tucker? All right. I mean, I know, but but you dumb asses should have just kept Charles. I hate all of you for making me like this podcast. Then fucking ruining it. Fuck both of you and your shit podcast. Disgusting. Spit, spit, spit. Fucking gross as shit. Delete this channel. I hate all of you. Buster fucks. But since the first 50 episodes. We're so good. I will forgive you for this fuckery. Goodbye. Should have just ended this shit when Charles left. It was already ruined at that point. Bye. Fuck you. Love you. Hang on. What happened at the end there? I fuck you. Love you. He said, bye. Fuck you. Love you. Yeah, no, he was incredible. He gave me he gave me two other tastes of it as well. Charlie's got to be feeling pretty good after that one. I feel great. I feel like that. That was a breakup for you guys. And that was like the addiction for me. I was great. I was a little worried because at some at what I felt like we lived or died by his sword. Yeah, no, he was like this. He seemed like he seemed like a judge on some sort of like foreign TV show. And we did a really offensive thing to him. And he's just tearing us apart on live television. It felt like he's letting you guys go. Yeah. Yeah. No, we were getting fired right there. By this guy. Fuck you. Fuck you. Love you. Love you. Yeah. Fuck you. That's a real troubled person. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I can't help but wonder when people write comments like that, like what is how much of that is is genuine or how much of it is just like, you know, playing up the bill? Like, I don't know. I actually don't. I think it's a 13 year old that has access to the Internet and isn't allowed to swear at home. So I think that's usually probably what it is. Yeah. They're not allowed to say they're not allowed to say I love you. I don't love you either. So they had to slip it in there. I believe we've got one final one. It's about to be a long one. oh okay here we go well maybe there's another one maybe there's another one before that all right here comes the next we'll see wow honestly thankful i didn't put four years into this podcast for nothing schlatt and ted barely make any content and now chuckle is gone honestly lost my support yeah that was actually the second to last one yeah well now what do you guys have to say about that for yourselves um i mean i'm gonna make more videos this coming year and i have a daily shorts channel that uploads daily i'm gonna stop you i'm gonna stop you p.m right every day i can't defend you here what now what's going on the question is about the shorts channel is what are you gonna do with the shorts channel now that chuckle sandwich is ending yeah that's half your that's more than half your content right here i'm gonna have to react oh my god dude oh i'm gonna sorry oh chuckle sandwich has been the fucking machine running your shorts channel for quite some time wait wait wait wait wait you didn't think about that what if crazy guys i think he wants to renew for no no no no i did the and i did all the fucking shit it's over it's over all right fine okay fine yeah that 300 million views about to turn to uh 300 yeah you're done um okay here's what i'm thinking what does a typical chuckle sandwich big guy clip look like because can't we just like artificially create one right now and probably none of your viewers would ever know we'll just say something out of pocket flat we can just like react to say i think blank politician is terrible and then someone defend it guys now that chuckle sandwich is ending i'm just gonna say it i'm glad trump won what are you kidding me you can't say that oh come on tucker come on tucker no no i'm serious are you kidding me you can't say that oh come on come on tucker no no i'm serious are you kidding me you can't say that oh come on tucker come on tucker no no i'm serious are you i'm serious are you kidding me you can't say that oh come on tucker no no i'm serious are you kidding me you can't say that kidding me you can't say that kidding me you can't say that that's wrong what you said that's terrible that's wrong what you said that's terrible that's wrong what you said that's terrible there you go trevor's about to run with that one oh all right so we've got one all right so we've got one all right so we've got one final final final naughty naughty naughty let's hear him here we go you zoomers let's hear him here we go you zoomers let's hear him here we go you zoomers couldn't last longer than four years couldn't last longer than four years couldn't last longer than four years jeez i've jeez i've jeez i've attached a picture and picture of subway attached a picture and picture of subway attached a picture and picture of subway surfers to this comment to keep your surfers to this comment to keep your surfers to this comment to keep your attention but apparently your attention but apparently your attention but apparently your undeveloped minds can't focus long undeveloped minds can't focus long undeveloped minds can't focus long enough enough enough chuckle sandwich was my a a and you chuckle sandwich was my a a and you chuckle sandwich was my a a and you guys just ended a a so i'm going to guys just ended a a so i'm going to guys just ended a a so i'm going to start handing out fentanyl to people just start handing out fentanyl to people just start handing out fentanyl to people just for fun for fun for fun eat nerds you ruined lives today eat nerds you ruined lives today eat nerds you ruined lives today wow wow wow yeah yeah so now uh we one wow wow wow yeah yeah so now uh we one wow wow wow yeah yeah so now uh we one of our chuckle sandwich listeners is of our chuckle sandwich listeners is of our chuckle sandwich listeners is going around in some unnamed city going around in some unnamed city going around in some unnamed city handing out fentanyl it's binghamton new handing out fentanyl it's binghamton new handing out fentanyl it's binghamton new york uh for fun york uh for fun york uh for fun yeah probably in binghamton new york um yeah probably in binghamton new york um yeah probably in binghamton new york um potentially in ithaca oh definitely potentially in ithaca oh definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely i'll tell you we're definitely in i'll tell you we're definitely in i'll tell you we're definitely in definitely in courtland newburgh seeing definitely in courtland newburgh seeing definitely in courtland newburgh seeing some syracuse basically any upstate some syracuse basically any upstate some syracuse basically any upstate city in new york anything west albany city in new york anything west albany city in new york anything west albany and north albany yeah all the way in all and north albany yeah all the way in all and north albany yeah all the way in all the way in uya and baba the way in all the way in uya and baba the way in all the way in uya and baba definitely and all those in between all definitely and all those in between all definitely and all those in between all those in between dilapidated barn filled those in between dilapidated barn filled those in between dilapidated barn filled villages villages villages yeah oswego yeah forget them dude yeah forget them dude yeah forget them dude they're bumming out hard yeah question they're bumming out hard yeah question they're bumming out hard yeah question ted when you ted when you ted when you went to hire these people went to hire these people went to hire these people what was this guy's description i will what was this guy's description i will what was this guy's description i will read text off a screen for read text off a screen for read text off a screen for two dollars like how much did this guy two dollars like how much did this guy two dollars like how much did this guy i'm the angry video game nerd and i got i'm the angry video game nerd and i got i'm the angry video game nerd and i got trapped in a time machine trapped in a time machine trapped in a time machine sent me sent me sent me i hope he also gave you guys that energy i hope he also gave you guys that energy i hope he also gave you guys that energy he did for me he's never played a video he did for me he's never played a video he did for me he's never played a video game in his life it looks like he has a game in his life it looks like he has a game in his life it looks like he has a lot of hobbies though lot of hobbies though lot of hobbies though his order thing was i will create a his order thing was i will create a his order thing was i will create a relaxed conversational video looking to relaxed conversational video looking to relaxed conversational video looking to the side i've never seen a frown go the side i've never seen a frown go the side i've never seen a frown go deep and it was ten dollars higher life deep and it was ten dollars higher life deep and it was ten dollars higher life and he says uh and he says uh and he says uh and one of the things that he did say and one of the things that he did say and one of the things that he did say though which i though which i though which i felt bad about um felt bad about um felt bad about um was was was when i after i bought it when i after i bought it when i after i bought it in his description he said i will not in his description he said i will not in his description he said i will not read anything word for word and i was was like well that's a problem and i was like okay this isn't gonna need to be a huge deal can you please read it word for word and he was like fine and then he asked me and then he asked me what pip meant and i was like i think it's picture in picture and then he just gave me that he's about to be picture and pictured i know that it's i i hope this is okay to say i i know that it's like the the lines on his mouth but like from far away it looks like his frown goes beyond his face this looks like he's so i think that's because it kind of does charlie's been frowning for decades oh yeah because of us dude can you guys do that can you i really can't i i don't even think i can really frown hang on i don't think i can really frown it's even better when you have when you have the stash like ted you look real good doing yeah ted looks incredible i can't charlie you kind of just look like a fucking joker you look like you're smelling something bad you look like you're just a common joker you look like uh you know you you know charlie looks like in that one he looks like that one animation where it's like i'm the fucking joker you know what i'm talking about i'm you call me a common belatro joker that's the most fucked up thing i want to make you look like a misprint but i mean what do we think i mean you know we had we had a lot of uh we had a lot of uh beautiful that was great beautiful natural chucklers that came in a lot of beautiful naturals and and thank you for assembling them ted um even though that breaks my four-year streak of never having looked at the comment section once oh yeah right yeah no uh no tucker i actually believe you believe it once ted started pinning this is the perfect podcast to blank since episode like three yeah the comment section was ruined for the entirety no i i really poisoned the well for sure yeah no i definitely poisoned the well um i would like to say something it's been bothering me the whole episode that uh that um ted's hat is blue yeah are you kidding me i've been thinking that too i've been thinking that too oh he looks like a fucking moron i think you asked for a green or red one on doordash and i think they gave you a blue one and you were just hoping no one would say anything i'm gonna make you even more disappointed i just saw a blue santa hat and i was like that looks like it'll be fine it isn't fun i'm gonna solemnly shake my head at that uh-oh man that's the first thing i thought when ted turned his camera i got this cool necklace on i got a santa the necklace is cool i do like the necklace yeah i do like the necklace the necklace i felt like this was a good one i mean one year i literally just had like a fucking jacket on and i put like ribbons on myself i probably think it was like the first holiday special i just put ribbons on myself do we not remember that when i put ribbons on myself oh i remember that remember when i put ribbons on myself they really liked it when you put ribbons on yourself i still remember the first special where i i called you guys from like inside a christmas box i think because i yeah i don't know how i could ever really top that to be honest no it's okay i don't think anyone expected you to top that that was that was a strange moment i was like what dude you went really above and beyond for this whoa it looks like charlie didn't do a damn thing first time no no no chucker you don't understand for the first one charlie emerged out of a present yeah go to the go to the beginning of this video you look great yeah i like your little bows actually wow that looks incredible your naughty hat's wonderful too wow you're you're you used to be you why are you used to talk so much about money now dude slack got so much hotter over the years did i really yes you look great you look great man you look great well this was my man bun era too so that hat was something devious yeah that that thing was deviant that thing was a little greasy yeah i don't know it's kind of crazy how in a it's kind of crazy on like a like two months i have a bigger mustache than schlatt whoa you didn't have to say that out loud yeah that was i don't know i was thinking yeah i just have a bigger mustache than schlatt it's okay no one else i wish i had your genes to grow a mustache like that my philtrum is bare you see it philtrum my philtrum i can't grow that means dude the fact that you know that word means you've been googling why can't i grow my mustache right here mustache effects on philtrum i have a sigma philtrum oh i'm seeing that yeah but there's the present that's charlie and like put himself it's coming in no i remember side nuts i think i made clips it was it was crazy we did we had no idea what he was going to do and then he was actually so difficult to like set up like a beast i had to cut like coals in the cardboard like so that my hands could break through the paper yeah no it was incredible it was I was not the word I'd use I'd say fucking boring I was so bored because of the comment extremely boring that was probably one of our most entertaining cold opens we've ever had oh thank you I know I feel bad that I didn't bust out of the present yeah well do we have anything else to talk about or should we just like fucking end this shit huh I don't know what do you guys do on this fucking thing now like in these regular episodes I don't know what we do on these anymore you know like what is a regular this is our first podcast we've recorded since October so I'm happy that I don't know what we do on this anymore you know it feels like a rebirth like you just had to show up you just had to show up it feels like a rebirth of sorts I feel like I'm entering into like a new better time dude you're in there the rebirth's almost coming you're playing with the placenta and soon you're gonna slide right out man into a new beautiful life and I'm looking at the little tube that's coming out of my belly I'm just kind of like jerking it a little bit that's right I hate the placenta visuals that we're operating with right now I'm floating jerking the billicle what? speaking of speaking of strange visuals for chuckle sandwich did you guys see the chuckle fan art that they posted on the reddit I know what you're about to talk about recently pull up this one it has like it has like schlatt and I and I think maybe charlie sucking on tucker's teat like can I tell you what I was thinking you don't understand this is insane look at this what is this hey that's schlatt and I sucking on tucker's tucker's and I'm drooling dude or maybe a dyke I'm drooling dude I'm drooling dude I'm drooling dude oh bro tucker's and maybe like a diaper or something a room for one more that's incredible dude you look um you look great in here man I look fertile dude now that I'm now that I'm realizing it I guess I've never really seen that section of your torso before so I guess it could be accurate it could be accurate are you taking commissions insane insane bro no it's beautiful it's natural so as we go into the new year we're the final what is it the final three because this is the last just so you guys know this is the last episode of 2024 of chuckle sandwich and then there's three more and then chuckle sandwich this is incorrect we're gonna get at least one out what this reddit post on the top of all time oh oh yeah yeah of the yeah technically yeah it'll be like the day after he enters office one one will one will post there will be one episode of chuckle sandwich flat made sure that during a trump presidency we got that yeah one last kiss farewell yeah that is crazy though it is weird to think about that because yeah no chuckle sandwich started in 2021 almost four years ago that is crazy to think about yeah because it was like literally just like a fucking notion of an idea yeah i remember listening to the first episode i was like hey guys you want to do this and they were like yeah as long as you do everything and then over the years i have slowly pushed off all those responsibilities you became just what you sought to destroy ted i never saw just like the rest of us well i mean with the new project tucker and i have i might be becoming the schlatt no i might be becoming no no no no no no no no and just wait i mean i don't know if i'm going to be able to do that i mean if you're comfortable with that hey if you're comfortable with me telling your family that you've become the schlatt um schlatt's pretty rich so i think they'll be like schlatt's pretty rich so we're going to be getting our martha's vineyard house pretty soon that's what they're going to be saying yeah my mom asked me for a vineyard sometimes really mom no i can't i can't wait your mom asked you for a house on the martha's vineyard or they asked you for a no she wants to she wants a vineyard of wine vineyard that's a totally that's a fully different that's a fully different piece of property yeah i don't know how much money she thinks i have but it's not there yet is she gonna work the vineyard yeah she would like make wine and i'm like my you you've never done that in your entire life she's got a plan man why are you just like but you just drive to out to the north fork every every like once a year and you do wine taste things like that you don't you don't know how all the work it takes if you tasted that wine you'd know yeah you'd know oh jesus okay take a trip up there well maybe it's maybe one day it'll change you maybe one day you'll gain 10 pounds that week sounds like you're set to die with a lot of money schlatt no i don't not what i'd recommend there we go i'm dying with zero oh yeah nothing in the bank account no zero friends zero family zero loves schlatt schlatt made me well you didn't make me you you suggested to me a book called die with zero about how you should die with zero and i read it and now i you know i'm like maybe i should die with zero yeah yeah you can't take it with you can't take it with you can't take it with you amen yeah so what do you guys hope for the new year bigger like what bigger and charlie's bigger in his factory he's bigger in his company thicker why'd you lick your lips getting a lot a lot bigger a lot bigger a lot bigger yeah i mean i i i wouldn't mind getting a little bigger too i have i have a contraption do you you have a contraption eight hours a day in the contraption seven days a week you're gonna spend eight hours a day in a contraption to make you strict strict regiment five fucking dunkin donuts is that the contraption five pound incremental increases every two months mm-hmm okay okay contraption deep stretch deep stretch wow very good this is uh i don't know so it's like a joking joke for your penis should we say some final christmas wishes to the chucklers before we wrap up here folks no we can't end like this everyone the subreddit's gonna get all up in arms again if we end like this you're right you're right okay okay i have an idea i have an idea starting it we go schlatt me ted tucker one word at a time we write and slash say a christmas blessing of good fortune oh i like that okay all right easy you start schlatt thank you for tucker don't fuck us up oh i didn't know i was going oh my god you're the last one i didn't know that's what you all right it's schlatt it's schlatt then charlie then me then you talk and then it keeps going through i don't know why i ever pitched this i don't know why i ever pitched doing this from the top okay thank us please for everything and make yourself a wreck then unsheath your second option before you start stroking and you're going to kill yourself period thank you guys so much for listening to jungle sandwich um wow i got i mean uh i shouldn't say anything i don't i'm not on this podcast i don't know you don't even go here you don't even live here i'm like crouching at your guys's house for the day like i don't fucking i don't know why i started out drawing it we got three left and they're super good and i'm excited super duper that last one oh yeah that last one is going to be legendary legendary i'm so excited for you guys to see these last these last episodes we got a we got a good guest for the next episode we got a great guest for the last guest episode and we've got a fan fantastic final episode of chuckle sandwich lined up for you guys we've got we've been doing a lot of work preparing for those and so we're excited 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