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On today's part of my take presented by Draft Kings, we have week two in the NFL. We got our picks and preview. We're going to go through every game. We're also going to talk about the bills opening a new stadium and thumping the lions in an awesome Thursday night football game. We also have AWL, Chris Gotterup, professional golfer in studio, getting ready for the president's cup, which is coming up next week, USA. We got to win this thing. But Chris was the absolute man. Listen to the show. Awesome dude. Talk golf, talk football, talk to everything with him, and then we finish with Fire Fest as usual. It is all brought to you by our friends at Chevy football season is here. And whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff, there's one ride that's always game ready. It's the Chevy Silverado. 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It looks like that for him. Like the flick of the wrist, the runs, everything. It just all, it looks like the game is slowed down for him. I know the Lions defense is not very good. They were, they had 86 snaps on Sunday. They had a short rest. I get it, but he's in just total control of the game. I think there's obviously a lot of really good quarterbacks in the league right now. Lamar Jackson, Patrick Mahomes, I think the Buffalo bills are the only fan base that I actually get jealous of when I watch Josh Allen play. He's just so good. I'm like, I would love to be able to root for this guy every week. How much joy do you get from watching him? Even as a guy that's not a bills fan, it's like, it's incredible to watch him play. He does it all. He's exciting. He's got the rocket arm. The wrist is still like very much alive. Yeah. He'll flick the wrist. The ball goes 30 yards and then just the way that he runs and puts it all on the line. Like, I'm jealous of bills fans that they get to root for this guy. I actually think maybe the best play that, uh, that wasn't even, you know, a touchdown or Josh Allen running for a touchdown or throwing for a touchdown. Aiden Hutchinson is a big fucking guy, a strong guy. Josh Allen had him on his back and was able to get the ball out. Like he, that's the thing with he's just so big and strong. And yeah, we're glazing right now with the bills offense. I don't know about their defense, uh, but the bills offense and obviously they had at Oliver go out before the game, but their offense with Joe Brady, the chunk plays are there. They're taking shots like constantly. DJ Moore injury is going to be a problem because I do think that he was, uh, if you watched like last week, he adds that element to the offense that it had been missing for that deep threat, but they're two and oh, they get a little extra rest here and the stadium like it was perfect that Josh Allen opened the stadium with the first touchdown. He has that they said the stat I said on Monday, Al Michaels did. Josh Allen now has 10 games where he's ran for two touchdowns and thrown for at least two touchdowns and the only other person close is Steve Young with four, four of those. So that's just puts into perspective how good Josh Allen has been. Uh, as for the lions, their defense is again, I do grade it on a curve 86 snaps to three days rest to playing on the road is an impossible task. They spend all day Sunday chasing chuck around. Yeah, chasing his balls around, but they didn't they they had no chance in this game. They they looked very overmatched. And I think if you're the the alliance fan, it's the offense again was kind of slow to get started and they have all the firepower. I know they also had injuries on the offensive line. I don't understand three out of five offense line that we're out. So that is that that is a big deal. Yeah, no, no, the lions like this. This is a game that, you know, you don't want to lose any game. But if you look at it, you're like, okay, with everything stacked against them and the bills, the way they're playing, opening a new stadium, like the energy, the vibes, everything. I don't know what their offensive coordinator Petsing is doing though on the second 10 runs. I feel like it happened like three or four times tonight where it was second in 10. And he's like, you know what? Let's just run the ball and like almost guarantee that we're going to be in a third long because he's thinking to himself, well, we're going to go for it on fourth down. So I can I can just dick around on second down and third down. Yeah, it'll be fine. Yeah, there was no urgency from the lines. It felt like on multiple drives in the second half where they were content. Yeah, you're right. Run the ball and second down and just take a bunch of time off the clock. They had, all right. So they had four second and tens in the second half. They're the plays went second and ten Gibbs run for zero yards. Second and 10 Gibbs run for zero yards. Second and 10 Gibbs run for two yards. Second and 10 golf pass for 34. Yes. I don't know. It's just okay. Well, these guys are obviously way smarter than us, but I just couldn't keep watching another second and 10 run for no yards right up the middle. You think he's smarter than us? He's got a big head. I don't know. Maybe not. Petson's got that. It's like a flesh colored guardian cap or skull. It's that thing is a monster dome. Also, we should show some respect to to the bills and their new stadium and their new buffalo. Yeah, their new bison that they they unveiled Bruce, the baby bison, who I guess lives in a Zubez cage outside the stadium. So sick. We need more live animal mascots in the NFL. Yeah. And I think they brought it in obviously to open up the stadium. You know that Dan Campbell walked past it was like I asked for a fucking line three years ago. Right. And they said no. And they get to have a buffalo. Yeah. This is sick. It's awesome. Don't get me wrong. I like it. But you know, yeah, give Dan that line. But yeah, it was another story of like if you look at like a monrod and Gibbs and golf like they all had good numbers. But the problem was if you watch the game, it was another slow start. The bills first four possessions of the game were touchdowns. The Lions first four possessions of the game were three puns and a touchdown. They were it just felt like they were fighting an uphill battle basically from the beginning. Like it was almost instant that it was a 14 nothing game. And they're like, okay, well, what do you do now? I actually thought that the Lions played really well to even come back and make it a 10 point game because it felt like it was an ass kicking for mostly. It felt lopsided. Yeah. The score isn't indicative of how because like the last monrod touchdown, you know, it was a 41-24 game. They scored with like two minutes left credit to them for not giving up. Yeah. It was it was more of an ass kicking than the final score looks. So hopefully they can get Brian Branch and Kirby Joseph back soon. Because the defense will be a lot better in Detroit with those two guys. I saw it. Lions fans saying like like they need a disaster draft on defense. If like the plane went they were like, yeah, what like that's our only way out of getting a good defenses. We need the disaster draft. Where you get to steal players from other teams. Yeah, I don't know. It's just like legit good. Yeah. He's he's a very good player. Did you see Aiden Hutchinson ran a mile and a half of game in game play today? That's too. That's insane. Yeah. That's insane. That. Hey, uh, through two games. The bills look really really really good. The bills and the chiefs look really, really good. They're like, do you agree with me? Like Josh Allen looks like he's playing on easy mode. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's it's uh, yeah. They're due. I mean, they're there. Oh, they're due. do for what? To make a Super Bowl. Yeah. I mean, nobody's really do. If anyone's do, the bills are do. Yeah, the bills. Yeah. Bill's raisin Ravens. Yeah. I mean, the Lions too. Yeah. Are you saying do historically or just do like in the most recent history of being close? Or both? I guess the bills with Josh Allen. The bills would hit both. Yeah, they would check both those boxes. We're having to debate the other day of whether or not football would be better if there were no such thing as kickers at all. And you could make the argument. Would you stand on that? I understand the case. I do. But then I think that there's no like more dramatic part of the game than when a little nerdy guy runs out onto the field to kick a fuel goal with no time left. And you know, you sit there and you watch the ball. Is it going in? Is it not? That's like that's a magical moment as a fan. But you can make the argument that the Buffalo bills would have like three or four Super Bowls. If kickers weren't a thing. Yeah. In football. Yeah. You can make the argument that the Patriots might not have had the start of that dynasty if it wasn't for kickers. Yeah. Kickers change everything. They change everything. Kickers have have an imprint on the National Football League. They do. Speaking of the National Football League, shout out our guy Joe Buck 108 million dollar contract. Woo. Nice work Joe. Nice cash. He's going to show up with the thickest head of hair. I think we're owed something. Maybe he should run a chapter in our book. Maybe he'll come in next week when he's in town for Monday night football. Just, you know, wet the beak. Just just wouldn't I'll just say this wouldn't it be kind of cool if Joe Buck showed up to the office and he was just peeling off hundreds to everyone. Yeah. That would be a really cool move. Yeah. Not. Yeah. That would make him a really cool guy. Joe Buck is as good as an announcer as anybody in the National Football League. Yeah. If I it a hundred eight million dollar contract, I would definitely just be like walking around. Just but here you go. Here you go. Yeah. Making it rain. Money's not a real thing anymore. Joe, we can get it set up. You can make it rain from the second floor of our office. We do a little cash grab. It doesn't even have to be big bills. No, it could be let's see. Five. Yeah. Two a million and five. Yeah. And just throw it around some people get hurt. Oh, I'm happy for him though. He is the best. I he's he's the big game voice. What do you mean, Max? Max said he'd hurt some people. If if there was the entire office fighting for a million dollars in cash. Yeah. I think that there would be some punches thrown to get some of that cat. Who do you think would be throwing punches? Max memes. I don't understand what what is so I agree with you. I'm saying there would be some there would absolutely be some physical yeah violence. It's 450 pounds of cash. It's good now. I'd pull out my hypothetical taser for my desk. Oh, it's hypothetical. Yeah, huh. Interesting. Jero, Jero would make a hypothetical hypothetical trip to the trunk of his car. No, it's not the truck dude. He keeps that in the fucking in the center console. Yep. All right. Anything else. We got a whole show picks and preview. What do you think about this necklace? I don't I said it. I felt like I was turning into Colin coward when I was like, that's not coach like. I kind of like it. I feel like it's it gives him some power. Yeah. No, I like authority. I as the words came out of my mouth is like, what are you saying right now? Why are you saying this? Like, who cares if he's wearing a necklace? But yeah, he's got the he's got the bling on Joe Brady. Mike McCarthy's been necklace for a long time. It's true. No, dude, he lost weight. Yeah, he does look good. He's a black uniform. What do you think Sean McDermott is watching this offense being like fuck. Yeah, he's probably times Joe Brady told me we need more chunk plays. I said, no, we got to run the ball. We got to matriculate the ball. I think he's looking at being like, this is kind of candy. Yeah, it's candy. I can't win like this for too many but not sustainable. Yeah, can't win like this in December and January. All right, picks a preview. Chris got her up fire fest. 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And thank you to Reese's for being the sponsor for picks and preview. Week two boys. We ready to go. I don't know if week two can hold up to week one. I agree. One was awesome. Week one was awesome. Points ever. Yeah. Of course, it was the year that I was like, hey, you know what I'm going to be smart. I'm going to bid all the unders. Yeah. Seahawks is our head of offense this time of year. Yeah. The week two, it's basically the week where you say to yourself, were my overreactions correct? Or were they simply overreactions? A team that that sucks or you think sucks? Do they suck as bad as you think? Or is it something like, oh, you know what? Ever going to have one bad week? Remember the what was the game a few years ago when the Cardinals beat the the Titans by like a hundred. Yeah. Remember that week one game? There's always one of those. Oh, the Saints beat the Packers. Remember that game? I believe it was they beat them by like, I think they played in a different stadium than New Orleans. And they beat them by a shitload. And like, you have those weird games. And then you got to kind of reassess a week two and say, holy shit. Is this is is this actually how bad this team is? Or is this actually how good this team is? And then bet off of one data point. There's going to be there's going to be some frauds. We're going to look back at the end of the season and be like, hey, remember we thought this team was good. And it's going to be a nice little trip down memory lane. And we'll think, oh yeah, we were so dumb back then. I got a trend that is a yucky trend. It's a hold your nose trend. It's basically the overreaction trend of the week teams that failed to cover the spread in week one and enter week two as underdogs have gone 26 11 and two against the spread since 2014 70%. The teams that are active for this are the lions, the falcons, the titans, the browns, the dolphins and cults gross. It's a hold your nose. One of the, it's hungry. One of the holders is going to be not as bad as we thought. And one of those teams might win this week. That might actually win straight up this week. I heard it was either prisco. I think it was prisco that said this week that between weeks one and two, that's when you see teams make their biggest improvements. Like the teams that are going to end up being good at the end of the year. Yeah. Weeks one to two because if you if you got a good locker room and you shit the bed in week one, ideally, you'd have a few captains being like, hey, we got to cut this shit out now. Right. Like the brunkel shock. What's going on in the Broncos locker room right now. They're basically going to say to themselves, hey, are we this team or are we actually a good team? Bo next is going to be like, listen, I'm not new to this. I'm true to this. I've had some bad starts before we can pull out of it. Yeah. Okay. Let's get into it. You guys ready? Hank? Yeah. Steeler's Patriots main TV for you and Jerry. Right on the bat. Love that. I mean, I think it's either that or Bengals Texans, but you you and Jerry said he wants to shove it down your throat. He wants to to butt fuck you. He wants to beat you every single way. So I think it has to be you two on the main couch on the main TV. Agreed. How are you feeling going into this game? I'm feeling good. I've gotten over week one feels like a year ago because we put on Wednesday. And I feel like it's going to be a good bounce back for us. We're not going to go against the greatest defense of all time in the last two years. Steeler's do have a good defense. They're doing a good defense. I think the Patriots have played the Steelers were there. Three point favorites are more seven times and they're seven to know. Okay. Good stat. I saw a lot of graphs. I'm back on my graph talk. What graphs? It was like the let me pull it up. We're talking graphs of Drake May's face top to the right. How each QB's charted bat throws compares to how many interceptions they actually threw. So and it just Drake May is he threw obviously he has the highest interception rate tied with a kubarosh. But they weren't it was their clean throws bad luck. Okay. That's the graph. Wait. So the the three picks that in the fourth quarter, those are bad luck interceptions. Clean throws bad luck. The last one who's not, I don't know about the end. I think the last one. Yeah, the last one was a bad, bad interception. So he's got a lot of, he's got a lot of bad turnover luck right now, which you can count on to regress. Yes, okay. You know who actually who like leads the league and good turnover luck for the last two years and it's not even close, Matt Stafford. Oh, Matt Stafford has, I think the last two years, he's been by, you know, whatever, whoever's in charge of saying like, oh, that's a lucky, that's a bad luck interception. Whoever's in charge of it has put the numbers together and he's been like twice as lucky. It's like the two most lucky seasons in NFL history, which tells me maybe it's not actually entirely luck that he did it twice in a row. Well, this has all been like heavy discourses week with PFF under scrutiny for their grading system. Yeah, I mean, that's, I love that time of year when everyone's like, yeah, it's important to have like a boogie man that operates behind the curtain. Yeah, that you can get mad at for issuing your team bag. Chris Collinsworth actually came out and did like a podcast with Jack Collinsworth, I don't know if there's any relation and they, he explained the grading system. I still don't really understand. It's like a guy, right? Yeah, at the end of the day, it's a bunch of guys that sit down and have a negative and positive. Yeah. And the big thing with the Caleb grade was that, they gave him a triple negative for a play that didn't count 'cause there was a flag. I love that. He threw an interception, but there was a flag. The worst play that never counted. Yeah. I love it. Hank, so did you find the graphs? Yes, I'm the graph. Oh, you sent the graph. Yeah. Okay, let's see the graph. Take a look at this graph here. Let me see this graph. Where, how did you send this? He sent it in the text. He texted. He texted. While you look for it, Max, Mike McCarthy was 87 degrees on Wednesday in Pittsburgh. He was in full pants in long sleeves, all black. Again, I think this guy's lost some weight. I think he's probably just shy to show us how much weight he's lost. Yeah. He's just, you know, like he's a little gun shy and showing his new bod. Yep. He's not a mincey type to brag about losing 30 pounds in a month. I mean, some guys have a bod. Some guys don't. You see Bella check this week? Yeah. Should we talk about that? A lot of bod. Ten ends on Bill. I mean, I thought it was fake. I think this is a classic Bella check move if you ask me. So, our good friend, Nick Taroni, has a hypothesis on this. He thinks that he, Bella checks trying to smoke out his yes man. He's like, how big can I get my tits on a day-to-day basis before someone says, hey, coach, nice tits. And it hasn't happened yet. I don't think it's happened. My theory is a little bit different. My theory is that he's growing. I don't think, well, that's the thing with Bella check. He's just such an alpha. He's got so much power. Like, you guys, you know, you're sitting at your desk right now. We interviewed him for a group week. Yeah. If he pulled up an interview and that sweatshirt, you would not mention his tits. So, but I would need to sit behind the desk because it has such a boner. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. Like, your point is probably true, but no one, like, no one is gonna be like, hey, coach, nice tits. I think that's what he's doing though. He's trying to find the first guy to be like, hey, nice tits. And he's like, alright, you get the keys to my kingdom. You're the heir apparent to the Bella check throw. I think it's a couple of things. One, the UNC football program, not the best headlines in the news this week. Uh-huh. What better way to distract from those headlines than just showing up with the parent tits. Talkers. Like, just completely owning the narrative. Yeah. Right? And tits are hot. He probably saw the city of Sweeney and is like, oh, this is getting, this is what the buzz is about. Let me get in on this, these titties action. Yeah, I mean, I immediately saw him. I said, what are the two things that we universally agree on as a country? We love football, we love tits. Bella checks, like, why don't I do it all? I'm a one-stop shop for it all. And he did do it all. He did it all. And also, it makes me want to tune into the game on Saturday. Yeah. Do you talk about a rating, his driver? Coach Bill Bella check is going to be on the side. He's always been a 3D chess guy. Now, he's a 3D chess guy. Mm-hmm. I do think there's a part of him that is, uh, maybe new to his breasts a little bit. And he doesn't know the appropriate things to wear on camera. Like, if you see Max and I on camera, we're constantly pulling at our shirt, you know, doing this. So he doesn't know, like, oh, now that I got a new set, like, I should probably be coming to this interview in, like, a nice halter top or something. Really shoulder. He looked a little bit like Christian Ohm's husband. Sam Pittman. Sam Pittman still to go. Sam Pittman. I think that Sam Pittman is actually stronger than Bill, because I can give Bill some great stuff. Like, in terms of him, his posture. Yeah. He was, like, kind of, like, laying back arms crossed sometimes, kind of, uh, like, you know, parking him up a little bit, Sam Pittman. That's just all natural. No, they're, and they don't. Sam Pittman is, uh, I know he's not coaching anymore, but he's a man in his 60s and gravity has seemingly hasn't taken over yet. So shout out. Shout out to him. He's, uh, his tits had the boys parking. Mm-hmm. Okay. Back to the game. Back to the game. Straight. Walk me through this graph. So on the left, it's clean throws, bad luck. Trick man's at the top of that. On the right is risky decisions, uh, basically playing for it. Just just gambling. Paying for it. Paying for it. So that's the interceptions that do get caught. Yep. And Stafford's kind of, to your point, PFTs, he's towards, like, on the, on the top end of that, Jordan Love is the highest. What's that name up there on the right? Super rush. Oh, Cooper Rush. Okay. Straight. Pretty good game. Yeah. I did actually see a stat that said, uh, based on EPA per play last week. Stafford was the second tourist quarterback. Cooper Rush was the worst. Interesting. And Drake may, I mean, again, it's like it's, it's, he didn't have, he wasn't, he wasn't throwing long passes, but he had a third best on target expected, it, it, it matters what quarterback it is. Yeah. When, when Cooper Rush is dropping back, I don't expect him to add any points. Anything over zero is, is, is, like, that's incredible. I'd say like a perfect score for Cooper is zero points, three, maybe three, three points. That's what I expect. Three points. I expect three points. A perfect game. What are you saying, Hank? About this graph that you, like, found that you're, you're living and dying by? Not living and dying by. I just, it's graph talk. We talked a lot about graph. I'm, I'm a graph guy when it, when it favors, uh, Drake may, have you seen some of, like, the throws that he didn't make, though? Now it's like a Mark Wahlberg situation. One week. No, no, no. I'm saying, like, that's also a thing that people evaluate is if you miss an open guy, if you don't look at an open guy. I did not. Oh, because there was a video. It's like, he's sent Max a video. Yeah. That's a, I mean, that's the safety's right there, yeah, well, there's more over. So here's another one. It's a great podcast. It's a bad podcast. I mean, in the fucking Superbowl, he's getting, like, he's, he's throwing the ball quickly. Like, he got murdered. Superbowl. I'm saying in the Superbowl, he got murdered by holding on the ball. So it's like, yeah, that was a guy down deep. He threw the ball. Look at the sound 'cause he was, they want to get help. So there's AJ Brown. He's got about 30 years of daylight for him. I mean, that's his open guy. That was a mess. No. Drake doesn't see him. Bad neck discipline. This guy, he's blown away. And he's not happy after that. He's, he's, he's literally getting hit as he threw that ball. And then we saw, is he announcing from inside a microwave? I don't know. I just, it's a good tape breakdown. I didn't listen to that. They're in sugar formation. You just told me to put them, no, no, I'm not listening to it. I'll say it does provide context. He's open, as you'll see any football player at any moment, the, the, the, the, the, the, the podcast. He had all these throws like, yeah, he's, he's pointing out open receivers. He's not pointing out the fact that he's allowed to get sacked. Look, look, look, look, once, like, okay, wide open, like 60 yards of daylight in front of him. This is actually the new frontier of, as he's cramly away from getting sacked. He's yelling each other during it. He's a patriot, specifically by Vincent. I'm supposed to break it out inside their own 10. Okay, turn this guy off. I can't listen to this guy. I think he's making a lot of contacts. He's really pretty. Well, I just can't listen to the voice. He sounds. What is that? He's talking through a tin can. I know his name. What's his name? It's not Neil. It's, uh, shout out. Glenn, Glenn. Sound good. All right. And it all tapes. How about this? Hey, Drake made his last five games. Seven touchdowns. Seven interceptions. One thousand passing yards. Sack. Twenty four times. Yeah, that was you talking. PFT. What? You, you edited it? No. You made this tape. No. What are you talking about? Who, who posted the, uh, I thought he was an interesting video. Oh, Glenn. Okay. Glenn. It's got tape scout. Got it. It's like, play it again. No, just from, from there. Yeah. Keep it going. Because there's actually like, I wasn't familiar with NFL tape watch. Yeah. Great release here. And Mac Collins is as open. Look, look. I mean, that's 60 yards. Look. Yeah. You're, you're four. It's so good. It's not me. Oh, if you catch us as ball, hit the, hit the, well, Max, you can't text me things. That's, that's kind of his catchphrase. Wait, go back and play that again. It's kind of his catchphrase. When you miss, when you miss a guy, and like it, if that was a pass, he would have caught it. And then he's still running. That's kind of his catchphrase. I like this. So Max texted me and then said at the end of the text, don't read any of this out. No, that was, no, no, no, that's, that is incorrect. I said, don't say this out loud and then said one more thing. Oh, the thing you don't want me to say. Yeah. So I told you not to say that thing out loud. And he didn't. I didn't. But I want to. Again. It's a great, it's a great little nugget. Yeah. I have no idea who NFL tape watches, but he does good work. But no, he's got a good catchphrase. He's still running. It's kind of funny if you miss a wide open guy. He's still running. He catches that ball. You know how it goes. I wonder if Hank can figure out the caveat. There's no way. I'm actually a lot, I'm a lot happier too that I like. I was so taken back by this guy's voice and how awful it sounded. I was like at the end of that, I was going to feel bad that it was like some nerd who watches. his film. No, it's PFT editing. No, no, he's a good follow. Sorry, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Play that. Play that. Yeah, because there's actually some crazy white open guys. I love that great play actually of Drake. Again, another really good play call. Oh, that one is. This is why he's been a big bucks. And so that's all the intersocions there. There we go. There's no more open than Mack Collins. There's a great job of him. See how it's played a really interesting blend of man and zone. You got to know what to sit. Mack knew when to sit. Drake, you got to find him. You got to make that throw. If he catches it, he's still running. Hey, where are we're on the, we're on the level of PFT's obsession with you. Would you rank this? It's only gotten worse like it. It doesn't even know. I don't even know. Yeah, I don't, I don't know because you guys won't tell me again. Great podcasting with you guys having an inside joke that you're not mentioning to the listeners or me. I think we should share this with the listeners and let them be part of me. Part of me, like part of me kind of hopes that the commanders like win a game at some point. Thank you. Like Jane Daniels wins one of you know, he's owing like six of his last six games played. I hope they win just to like give PFT something positive to root for. So he's not just like using all this time, just hate watching and like hate editing. And like just drag my own to all the real Satanist brain. I mean, no, because if that's just not true, Hank, I try to break down film, I try to provide service. And I mean, you can attack me all you want, but the fact of the matter is he didn't attack you. No, tape doesn't lie. The tape doesn't lie. That's the one thing. You can, that's the thing like you can't hide from the tape. The facts don't care about your feelings, bro. You can't hide from the tape. We're on to this week. Like this is this is you haven't even watched all of them. This grows that he had like all the mist open. We're not even halfway through. Yeah, this is only like ten. I'm not worried about last week. I don't live in the past. I guess the good thing is it's correctable. Just like throw the ball to the open guy. Yeah, we're at 219 of 447 right now. Let's play a little bit more. Okay. Drops back. And we've got knocked down here. As easy as she's the Z dash receiver. So, uh, quick drop. And again, Matt gray release on the outside. Oh, that guy was wide open. Another intercept. One back is playing inside leverage. He thinks he's got safety help on the top. He does not in fact have safety help on the top. About 40 yards of daylight. Strike that 65 yards of daylight in front of him. If he catches that, he's still running. Next, we're going to go to. He's still running. It's pretty good. Yeah. It's a great place. Hey, there's like a good fall. It's interesting defensive front. I've set up this. Look at that. Oh, my God. I've never seen that. He had an option to make that throw. He was not told about that wide open receiver. Hey, are you looking at what the sea oxygen running defensively in this team? I don't even know what that means. They're playing the running defense. Listen, some people can break down films. Just look at the film. Hank. They're looking to film right now. Pause it. Josh, what Daniel's in time? Looks like cover one. Yeah. 11 guys. True. Playing D. Right. So listen, that's a good film breakdown by Hank. And I give you a plus grading on that. But we'll tell you what. After this week, we'll revisit the tape. And we'll see what we have for we too. Okay. Yeah. All right. Hank. Yeah. There's something I'm missing. I don't know what it is. You're not. It's just a listen. You can. The tape doesn't lock. There's 11 guys playing defense. Big catch, right? Tape doesn't lock. Tape doesn't care about your feelings. This is going to be a bad weather game. What do you think about that, Hank? Oh, he edited out one of the guys. Every single clip I take guys on there. Yeah, like that's a level. That's a level. Why would you tell Hank that? We did it. I could have had him. I counted. He finally counted. You guys walked him into it. But he said there's 11 guys playing. I know. I know. I know. I could have kept that going for another two weeks. But if that. No, because if that had gone. If. The minute AOL saw. AOL saw it. They'd just be like, "There's 10 guys there." That's a good point. They would have. They would have. They did it. They got their eyes on Glenn tape watch. They've been like, "There's 10 guys." Drake May lover would have been all. Oh my gosh. He might. Because he probably has memorized all of the throws. And this doesn't make sense. He was not open. Yeah. So Hank, obsession level, this move by Glenn tape watch. It's insane. It's just. I like it. Glenn sounds like a. Glenn tape watch. Yeah. He's got a good avatar too. I like Glenn's avatar. Wait, let me see his avatar. Glenn tape watch. NFL tape watch. Oh, okay. Asian. Okay. Oh, all right. So, uh, yeah. Well, how are you feeling? Like, BFD is. He's on you. The Bible is. He's still running. Yeah. He's still running is strong. Yeah, he's still running. The good news is you can. You can now do this with the AWS help to get it into other parts of the internet. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, they'll boost it and be like, "What are you talking about?" Oh, Billy's already following it. Yeah. But, well, naturally. Let's take it. Okay. He's still running. Hank. I'm excited for this week. Trayvon's back. I think Romeo Dobbs is going to, you know, obviously had a horrible first game. Yeah. AJ bronze out. He's going to be Y2C1. I think they're going to get him a lot of looks. I'm expecting a good bounce back. I'm excited. I don't know about the spread five and a half, but I expect the Patriots to win this game. The weather is. I think definitely going to be a factor. It's going to be, I think, bad. Uh, maybe, like, 25 mile per hour wins. Should be ugly. The, uh, Steelers. Uh, I don't know if you guys have seen, but like Mike McCarthy said this, I think, in the, in, uh, before the season that they're going to use T.J. Watt a little differently. And he only played 38 of Pittsburgh's 60 defensive snaps last Sunday. It feels like he's basically, like, less is more type of situation if we can unleash T.J. Watt for 40 snaps instead of 60 snaps. He can be T.J. Watt that he was five years ago. Yeah, use them as a rotation, guys. So he was always fresh. Yeah. And I mean, he did have a great game last week. Great game. Like an awesome, like a classic T.J. Watt game. Yeah. It was a throwback T.J. Watt game. Uh, there are also Aaron Rogers has, uh, talked about, like, I guess there's target share questions going on. Is he not spreading it around enough? He said he doesn't give a fuck. He said he's also going to keep feeding DK. I would assume that's about DK's drops in offensive pass. It's basically to keep feeding him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, DK in theory should have had a really good game last week. Yeah. If he had made some of the catches that he normally makes, but the good news is for Steelers fans, you are, you are trying new things offensively. Yeah. Must win. No, you asked this last week. Yeah, but I know, but it's more now into, you know, week two. It's like we're right before it. I don't know if anything changed. Who's your week three competition? Is it chargers? So week four must win. No. No. I think every week's must win at Jaguars. We're playing well and then at bills. Tough schedule. What do you, what, what, what's a, you got to be two and two after the first four or one and three? Okay. I think one and three is manageable. Okay. One and three is manageable. Okay. Patriots. We got to be, we got to be two and three by week five, three and three after week four. Okay. Since the year 2000, the Patriots are 14 and five against Pittsburgh. That's also Mike Tomlin's Pittsburgh. It's also Mike Tomlin. Throughout all the record books. There isn't Mike Tomlin's not there anymore. New sheriff in town. Yeah. It's big Mike. Big Mike. Big Mike. I didn't like Tomlin saying the Browns is the Browns. Mm-hmm. Mike Tomlin. Did you Smith Schuster said that? Yeah, but he quoted ju-ju. My point is that Mike Tomlin on TV is like a different guy entirely. Yeah. I wish that we had gotten a little bit of this mic. You could tell why everyone loved him. Yeah. Yeah. All the players loved him. He's very funny. All right. Bangle's a Texan, Texas minus three over unders 46 and a half. Joe borrows already dealing with the back. Yep. Not good. He says he can play. Say you need surgery to not play. I don't think an LSU quarterback would be listed as injured ahead of a big game if he wasn't actually injured. He's going to play like something they do. Yeah. He uh, he is, he's got back tightness. This is a big game for the Texans. Obviously they started O and one. They don't want to go to O and two, although they have been in that spot before. Uh, I'm, I'll say this, Zach Taylor made comments in the press that he has to do a better job of getting the ball to Jamar Chase. If you're looking to something to bet, Jamar Chase had two catches, 12 yards in week one. And he said that is going to be a point of emphasis. We also have a really fun, uh, body language discussion about CJ Stroud. So Andre Johnson said that he didn't like his body language. He said, uh, with him, and this is just me personally, what I dislike about CJ is his body language, his body language is bad. Anytime something happens, it's like motions. I think it's, uh, as a former player, your quarterback having that type of body language is bad because other guys look at you as the quarterback. So when they see you feeling a certain way, it kind of trickles through the team. Yeah. I mean, we got a body language watch Andre Johnson should know what bad quarterback body language looks like. Yep. If you look at the guys that threw him the ball, he's been around enough of them to know. I actually agree with him. Yes, he just showed did answer a question about it. And he did say I have no comment. And in I watched the clip because I was like, is his body language going to be bad when someone asked a question about his bad body language? It was neutral body language. Okay. He did it on my PFF grade neutral. That's good. That's good. I think that he's, that's him right there. When he wins, the problem is when he wins, he's got great body language. Actually, you know what? Maybe I should do that. I'll do a PFF grade of body language. Maybe I won't because the Bears are playing at the same time. Someone else in the cave, we will. We'll have them. them do a PFF grade of C.J. Strauss body language? - He is, the problem with him is he does, his body language depends on whether or not his team's winner you're losing. - Yeah. - So if you have just neutral body language and you're not like a super excited person, that's fine if you keep it that way. But like, so for example, when the Texans beat the Bears, like C.J. was full of himself. Remember that? - Yup. - Like when he little bro, yeah, he little bro, no. - Okay, so he's like walking around chest out because they won a game. And then if they have, if he has a bad game, he's a big time like, is that Linus that's walking with his blanket around? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - I think it is. - I've probably, it's probably Linus. - No, it's Michael Sarah. - Michael Sarah. - Yeah, it was his backpack. He's a big Michael Sarah talking around guy, if they do lose, yeah. - Okay, I don't know, this game, this is gonna be a good game. This would be, if it wasn't for the Jersey Jerry Hank factor, this would definitely probably be the sound game. - Mm-hmm. - I mean, if Hank's getting butt fucked. - Yeah, true. - Why do, save some of that animosity towards me, towards a guy that's trying to butt fuck you, Hank. - Yeah, Jerry is. - I'm just, I'm just putting, I don't have an animosity towards you. - Okay. - You're just obsessed with them. - I'm not obsessed. Again, this was not. - I feel bad for you. - Okay. - Okay, Billy. - By the way, Mr. Cash, Money, Cash Moe, Money Cash Moe on Twitter said if burrowing is injured, I'm chopping my dick off, so something to watch. I don't know, could have a dick chopping off. Okay, next one, yeah, this would be a good game though. I'm very interested to see how the offensive line of the Bengals who played very well against the box holds up against the Texans, especially the Texans team that just got a little bit embarrassed on defense and what kind of effort are you gonna get out of them? Next up, Saints, Ravens, Ravens of my estate and a half, over under 46 and a half, Shuck Ladder. Just say that right off the bat, right max. Shuck Ladder to the moon. - Every time. - Shuck said that he was trying to be too perfect in the first half, yes, week one, and that was why he didn't look great. The big question in this game is, what does the Ravens offense look like without Zay Flowers? He was so electric against the Colts and will it be a little different going into this game knowing that he's probably not gonna play his day-to-day for Sunday, he was not practicing as of Wednesday. He was by far the best receiver in the NFL. If you look at like all the splits and separation, all that stuff, even though he went out early, he was by far the best receiver in the entire league, for like barely over half against the Colts. - Yeah, so I think the Saints are alive in this game a little bit. I think they're certainly live against the spread. Yeah, I think at Baltimore's a tough place to play. - Yeah, very tough, especially first home game of the season. Lamar looked awesome. - Awesome. - The Colts, we might be seeing this is prime Lamar this year. - Yeah, absolutely. The Saints problem has been that they start every game pretty slow. So Saints are two in 16 first quarter against the spread in '015 and '3. So they've not been leading after a first quarter in 18 games. That's week one and all of last year. So that's the point, Kellymor, less game balls, more come out to Gates Hot. 'Cause the Ravens are one of those teams. There are certain teams in the NFL. It's like if you get down to the Ravens, they will just feed Derek Henry and punish you and it will be game over. You don't want to be down to them by multiple scores going into the second hole. - Yeah, I think that you just have to tell them if you want to give out game balls, you cannot come out of the gates slow in the first half. - Yeah. - And just use that as a caretaker. - Maybe give out a first quarter game ball and then be like no one gets it. You guys all sucked. - Or the problem is if you tell them he's allowed to give out a first quarter game ball, that's gonna turn into like five first quarter game balls. - Yeah. He's addicted. - By the way, Tyler Schuck, not on the top 20 week to QB power rankings, according to NFL.com. What more does this guy have to do? - Perfect second half. - Carson Wentz was 20th. - Respect Tyler Schuck was not on there. He broke the Saints record for most passing yards in second half and overtime. That's pretty crazy. 'Cause Drew Breeze has all the Saints records. He had 325 yards in the second half and overtime. Drew Breeze is second with 310. He's third with 292. He's like right down the list. So yeah, just figured out for four quarter Saints. - I was actually, I was happy to see that it wasn't just us that didn't understand that fumble ruling against the Lions. Like everybody, no matter how much football they've watched, they were like, that has always been a fumble. I don't understand what happened there. - Yeah. Okay, Bears Vikings, Bears minus five and a half over under 48 and a half. So I think I mentioned this Wednesday, but Ben Johnson during his media this week said that he was actually considering to ask him about scoring 59. He was considering going for two to get 60. But then he was asked later on in the week, what do you, how do you deal with scoring 59 and a letdown? He's like, we haven't scored any points this week. So he's on. He's ready to go for Bryant Flores and the Vikings. I think it's gonna be an awesome test for the Bears offense, which looks incredible. Going up against one of the most aggressive defenses in the league and like see where litmus tests they kind of hang. - Yeah, they asked Ben Johnson about that. If there was any, like, what is he thinking? Does he know what I'm thinking? And I know what he's thinking. So he knows that I know that whole thing. He was like, yes, that I'm currently. - I'm in that path right now. I'm currently trying to deal with that exact problem and figure out exactly what I should do. - Yeah, the exact quote was, is there ever a trap of overthinking and trying to guess what he thinks you think, you think he thinks you're gonna do, how do you avoid going down that path and Ben Johnson, I mean, that path right now. - Yeah. I think it's a very honest answer 'cause they have to think that sometimes. - Yes. - When you get too far down at some point, you just have to think to yourself, like let's just do the things that we're good at. - Yeah. - That I'm confident in. One thing you gotta watch out for this week, but get, just keep your eye on this. Carson Wentz, it could be exactly 72 degrees for this game and we all know that Carson Wentz is the best quarterback in NFL history at kickoff when it's 72 degrees outside. - Is that true? - Yeah, remember that was a stat that you gave me when he became a commander quarterback. - Oh, is it? I thought there was a Blake Bordel stat, but yeah. Oh no, there was a Mitch stat too. Mitch had a perfect pass rating for a certain degree, but yeah, this is the Carson Wentz temperature. - Listen, I am, it's over the moon and excited about watching this Bears offense. I am also very trepidacious, is that a word? Trepidacious about how in the world, the Bears are going to cover Justin Jefferson. It feels like a game that he's going to be open the entire time. So the Bears are also dealing with, so there's apparently this, I don't want to call him a fake doctor, but his name's Dr. Moe and he's a foot specialist and he's the one who is working with Kyler Gordon to try to rehab him. And Dr. Moe, we need Dr. Moe to figure it out. - So Dr. Moe is holding Kyler Gordon out? - Well, Dr. Moe is working with Kyler Gordon outside of Halas Hall. Dr. Moe, let me find his name. - So we have an individual. - Dr., yeah, outside of the foot, Dr. Moe, that's his Instagram account. I always want my doctors to have an Instagram account. - Yeah, does he put up patients' feet? What's Dr. Moe into? - Oh, but I, listen. Also, any doctor that just goes by their first name and is kind of a celebrity, that's usually a good guy to go to. - Dr. Moe, the foot doctor on Instagram, please like and subscribe Dr. Moe, Moe feet. - That doesn't, that's not awesome. That's not awesome. Yeah, so this, I think Justin Jefferson is gonna have a field day. I do. I think the Bears' offense is gonna do enough, especially with their run game. Being able to, you know, stave off the blitz, but I'm very worried about Justin Jefferson going for like 200 yards because I just don't know. If Bryce Young and Jalen Coker can rip you up, Justin Jefferson's pretty damn good. - Yeah, but I mean Carson Wentz, I think you hit Carson Wentz a couple of times and you'll be okay. - Carson Wentz is like, he didn't play bad, he was 20th best courties. - Ranked higher than Tyler Schrock. - So Minnesota, I didn't realize that they've won six straight games at Soldier Feud. - Yes, yes. - And they've had the Bears number recently. - And the Bear, like Ben Johnson, Brian Flores is kind of a mixed bag. It tells you if there's not a significant one guy has a edge over the other, dating back to Lions Vikings as well. It was one in one last year. So yeah, it's gonna be a good chess match. So two things real quick about Caleb this week. Number one, he's a clutch jeans guy, which I like. Like giant big denim shorts. That's good to see. Number two, what did you think about his baseball swing? - Well, he's not a lefty, so pretty good. - Okay, so pretty good. But some people when they swing lefty, it actually looks better than when they swing right. - That is true. - But not Caleb is what you're saying. - I would say not Caleb. - So stick to being a righty. - Yeah, he was doing the lefty for PCA. - He was doing a PCA impression. - Yeah. - The classic PCA B-like videos, PCA is so fucking awesome. 43 and 37. He's hitting too many home runs. He can't steal the base, he can't get to four, 44 and 37. - He should just stop at first. - He can't steal the bases, mashing too much. - I've gone far enough, let me steal. - Max is going auto over on the Bears every single week by the way. - Yeah, until they prove me otherwise. - It is gonna be a little rainy. - Don't tell me they prove me otherwise. - I don't hate that idea. - I'm very excited for this game though. I think that like, as awesome as week one was, 59 points, everything looked incredible. Can you do it against Brian Flores? - Must win. - And I would say, no, it's not a must win. It's, no, it's not a must win. Don't get, don't let Carson Wentz put up like, if Carson Wentz puts up like 400 yards, it's gonna be a problem. - It'll stay, yeah. - I love the clip of Ben, the porter asking Ben Johnson, [BLANK_AUDIO] You know, he's played Brian Flore as a lot and that if he gets worried about right What would it what do you say to that? I'd been Johnson respond No, we already talked yeah, it's okay. It's okay. She's gonna let him roll. It's okay. I got you back You got you got a look out for Glenn tape watch over here if I see him I'll let him know it's just match. It's a back-and-forth I wouldn't put it past the he's still running guys. I'm so mad that you guys like told him what the deal was Oh, you would have I would have found out. No, you wouldn't have yes a hundred percent You know what I want everyone else saw it They were tomorrow hundred percent and then you would have felt it was yeah But then the bed would have been but the river no the reveal would have been worse because it wouldn't have been on the show Yeah, we need it on the show he uh, I wouldn't put it past BFD to get one of those like AI-looking face masks And show up as Glenn tape watch I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not yes Whatever that the guy went on Fox News, they're like duck eyes are alien. Oh, yeah, I can't remember who was like look at his neck folds Okay, Packers I think the bears are gonna win. I think it's gonna be not and they're not I do not think here's my hot take on this game I do not think they're gonna score 59 points. I do think they're gonna win That's that seems they might score 60 Actually, I gave myself a real mice out there because there's a lot of points that are not 59 points That is true. Yeah, there's a way more than yeah, yeah, there's a shitload of points depending on what already happened tonight in the Lions game We might be positioning ourselves for this being the real year where we're wondering about like Ben Johnson's absence from the Lions and what it's doing to the bears. Yeah Packers jets Packers minus four and a half over under 44 and a half memes I am super excited for this game and confident and confident It's gonna be super rainy and met life on Sunday. So I think that benefits the jets muck it up a little bit. Okay I think this is a great game for David Bailey to come out and in what way. Oh, he's gonna announce that he's no What kind of Packers? Oh Not that kind of okay Packers online had a real tough game last week. I think David Bailey. Well, McDonald could have a Real good game. You're actually not wrong about David Bailey because he's he's a monster. It's only a matter of time MATLA floor is Seven and oh against the spread in his career week two of the NFL season Pretty good week two coach. Yeah, so Does that make you nervous at all? Does feel like there's gonna be some desperation from the Packers Yeah, for sure Packers are a really good team But I think the rain helps the jets if it was perfect conditions just probably lose. It's gonna be rainy as shit It's gonna be rainy as she is yeah, rainy as shit. You guys windy also going to Whiteout uniforms Yeah, the Whiteout uniforms look so sick. Are they gonna look sick in the rain and the rain is shit white T-shirt contest Yeah, yeah, probably still looks sick. Okay, get the nips popping through Still looks sick. Yeah I feel like they might look colder if it's raining in there all in all whites Is that better? I don't think so you don't want to be cold It also depends on what kind of white it is if it's the kind of white that turns gray That might work in your advantage true These are important, but if it's the kind of white that stays white in the rain I agree to get that's you're gonna look cold. You're gonna look comfortable. That's like a Miami uniform. Yeah I disagree I think you got to get light You got to get someone from the jets to pour some water on these jerseys before Sunday See what color they end up I think they'll still be white okay, but what type of white? What kind of white are you? Mm-hmm Yeah, I think you'd be good game. Okay Memes how how insufferable will you be if they beat the Packers the most insufferable? I would I would pray for our listeners ears Yeah So would I I want you beat the Packers and their season you guys could be leading the division We're already are Are you are you yeah for like outright tied. Yeah, I am tied Gino Smith was asked if he feels like he silenced any critics with his performance in week one What do you guys think he responded with that? Not uh note with silence. No, he said. I can't hear any critics. I'm sorry Okay, good for him locked in yep, so he's because they're writing him yeah, and then he's not right right back But the letter takes longer than just a couple days get there. Yeah, uh, memes. This is a Only something that people who are fans of bad teams will truly understand But early on in the season if you get off to a hot start you win a game Maybe you win two games and you're constantly looking at the standings to see your team. Mm-hmm. Oh my god We're we're at the top of the standings been so long. So seeing this have you found any out there that are not alphabetical order So that the jets are actually listed first You're saying before the bills top the AFC's top of the top of your division. Yeah actually lines loose tonight. Yeah, all right. Yeah, the lines win. Yeah, our lines It went. Yeah, this is a huge I was you already talked about at the start of the show, but you would have you'd have two full days to just look at the standings Yeah, that's incredible, but the bills never lose Yeah, well, we already taped it so we don't know Not they didn't lose that they won Remember we said that for the for the for the Texans bills came last year. Yep pre taped it because we had a case race Bills never look Texans were Texans fans were mad about that rightfully so Okay, uh Max Eagles Titans Eagles minus seven over under 39 and a half I mean if you don't win this game by a lot. What are we doing? Yeah, the Eagles Don't tend to win games by a lot very often. So I could see them, you know Looking bad and then winning the football game like they do like they did all last year. Mm-hmm So I wouldn't be surprised. I would be saying they're gonna win they're gonna win the they're gonna win the football game So bad the Eagles have never won at Nissan Stadium Only three lifetime Damn, all right. That's a little scary. That is one of those matchups. I don't even ever ever see right because it's only happened three times uh and It listen the Eagles. I'm doing a pft's this weekend Eagles Tease to minus two and a half. Mm-hmm. I feel like that there's no way that loses right there's no way you don't beat the Titans by three points or more Yeah, I thought there was no way the charges were gonna lose to the Cardinals at home last week So yeah, it's the NFL anything can happen But yeah, I would be I would be very surprised and very angry and probably very pessimistic towards the rest of the season if they lose this game Yeah, I don't think it's gonna happen. I don't think so either What do you what do you need to see from this game the offensive line look a little better? A offensive line actually wasn't bad. It was just landed Dickerson land Dickerson. It's not gonna play I don't think they have announced it officially who is going to Replace him. I think it's either Willie Lampkin or Drew Kendall. I think his name is but Sean he can't be worse than landed. They can't be worse than landed in Dickerson last week. So Sean Manion Through one week. I saw the stat. He's doing a lot more motion Which is great so the Eagles use motion on 62% of their plays in week one their highest rate in the past 10 seasons Jalen hurts average 10.2 yards per attempt with motion and 3.8 without that was the big criticism last year of The Eagles offense is it was very very static no one moving no wrinkles Looks like Sean Manion is trying to fix that so far so good so far so definitely better than last year So what do you think about so it if Dickerson's gonna be out lined up across from is probably gonna be Jeffrey Simmons Right the Titans best defense player and then he he actually he had a quote. I thought it was yeah This that was not a choice by him not a great idea some bullets and board material He said we just need to make Jalen hurts be a quarterback Oh the Titans aren't in any position to be making any of those statements Let when some football games before you start talking shit on a team that won the Super Bowl two years ago And has had infinite more success than you but I kind of like it that someone a player on the Titans a very good player Mind you but if player on the Titans is essentially going like WIP caller Yeah exactly like I I was ecstatic when I saw that he he said that because Jalen hurts plays better when when he has a chip on his shoulder He had a very good game last week and still people are making these statements that it's like all right Let me go do it again. So do you think that if your Jalen hurts It's somebody says this about you. Are you more likely to listen to that and say you know what? I will beat you as a quarterback throwing the ball Are you going to be more likely to be like fuck it at all costs and just run I think fuck it at all costs I think he like almost like dare to like you won't beat us as a quarter. Yeah That's what I'm seeing and then I actually think Jalen hurts his max couple of years I actually think he's good enough as a quarterback that when somebody dares him to do that He could say fuck you. I will beat you as a quarterback And then stay in the pocket and throw for like 300 yards and three touchdowns. You won't do that Jalen All right, Max you put your headphones back on So yeah pretty pretty good comment here by Jeffrey Simmons. That's that's the right take. It's like he's not a quarterback He's running back. What do you guys think uh Robert Salah? Oh, we had fun having them on the show Good guy. What do you think his family's thinking after this quote when he said I would have bet every asset my family has We would have come out in the second half and played better. We didn't He's like hey take away his dad. We're the tights We're the Titans now. Yeah. What do we do? It means back here just goes what do you mean? They were playing the mighty jets Just shook his head so Forotiously memes is becoming a problem. Oh, yeah, he is he is ever since the next mm-hmm He kind of wanted the thing was he doesn't care. Yeah, no, he walks around like chest puffed out in this like cocky way Where he kind of like eyes you up and down and he's like what are you looking at man? He's just he's got something right now Yeah, we want I guess the Titans Titans could be good they beat might be tired. Yeah, they could be good. They just lost to a far superior opponent. Right, right What is the Titans of the second best team in the Fc? I? Was gonna say I'll cut my deck off but I do it The Titans have to get the two seed Yeah, I'll come I That's what they'll have to do to your oh Man one of the widow So rip it off a couple of wins. Mm-hmm. Just make it interesting. Okay. 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This is a must win Yeah, this is we need we need this we can't we can't go out to the Browns I feel good about it. If uh, you know boss security steps up one level from last week. We should be okay As long as it's not 24 points on turnovers, I feel like we're in a good spot. Yeah, so these bakers not running around not checking behind them That sort of thing I'm down with him running around maybe quick little glance back. You're right. Yeah Or just like tell the office like yell at him if somebody's about to hit him. Let him know. Yeah, it's get audible You know, let's let the boys know this is the good. I mean, this is the perfect get right spot because not only the brown stink, but also baker Has history with the browns. Yeah, let's let's you bigger go belt ass on the browns and then we move he does not have to invent any Reasons to be pissed off this weekend. Not at all. I think you dig into the chest of reason you already had I think an important part about being in the media like we are is admitting maybe when you're when you're wrong about something and Admitting when maybe your expectations have been just unreasonable and too high about things I think we need to apologize to the Sean Watson for casting unrealistic expectations on to I didn't have a position we do act like he has to go out there every week and throw for four hundred yards and five touchdowns Yep, and that's kind of you know, that's an average game for Dishon. So I'm realizing now that maybe he's not the guy that sort of do that every week Yeah, maybe every other week. Yeah, so yeah, Dishon. What about like five weeks combined That'd be a good start. I think that's a good start. I actually what were the numbers? Well, the the quote was the media has this expectation that I'm supposed to throw for four hundred yards and five touchdowns I looked it up the lot. He did that one time in his career. Okay, and it was October 6th, 2019 Four hundred and seven years four hundred yards and five touchdowns is what the media is Expecting out of me. That's what we've expected out of Dishon Watson this year. Yeah, okay, and I'm looking right now One two three four. He's last five games played He has thrown five touchdowns. Okay, so maybe like per month. Yeah, five touchdowns per month five touchdowns a month four hundred yards per month He just lives in fucking law. We can get there. I It's crazy like what I Don't know how do you do this? I don't know where he pulled this one out of every single week He has probably one of the teague season's like direct deposit hit He's like, yeah, I am a the stud quarterback. I have a franchise guy Yeah, listen just price of quarterbacking went up That's the normal price that you should expect for 115 yards and a pick. Yeah, I also don't like how Todd Munkin is talking right now Where he said that we're disappointed, but what do we have to be down about? I waited my whole life to be a head coach What you He's been his entire season of being a head coach of smelling the roses. Yeah, like I made this. Yeah, I'm here It's a victory lap for Todd de Munkin some guys Todd de Munkin some some guys want to be a head coach and win super balls Todd de Munkin is like, hey, just name your head coach like journey It's about the journey not the destination guys. Let's just how how amazing is it if you just think I'm lucky enough to be living in the United States Mm-hmm, and I'm lucky enough to be a millionaire head coach for an NFL football team You put it that way life is pretty sweet. Yeah, I Need the bucks are gonna win this game. I do too So that's the other side of the tees. I got the the bucks minus two Eagles minus two and a half you tease that together minus 115. I don't see how that one loses. Are you worried that Rico is gonna be rooting against the box? I that was that did not factor into my equation when I put the bed in something to think of because I put it in before Rico did reach a clear. I'll never roof of the box again before he went for Rico. Yeah, and that's a it's a it's a is he gonna be in the cave? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's problem Zach prediction score prediction a prediction You go beat it by 14, you know two scores July 14. What would you say? beat it by 14 14 is there which 14 live 14? Oh, no, I'm not July 14. I bet no two scores 14 points 14, but which which 14? Are you talking like 28 14? Yeah, that's a big difference cuz like 173 and it's like we still got some problems Really, I'm just looking to be on the victorious side of up 14, but if we if we go exact score let's hit him with a 31 17 is a dominant 14. I'll take that 14 sounds good. That sounds strong like that's the widest 14 point. Yeah, 31 17 is your is your number one 14 I think 20 14 is probably your number two 21 seven is like your defense played great 45 to 31 a strong that's a huge one, but that's also a lot of points to give up on your defense. I think it's 31 17 is the best. Yeah, that's the best one. That's by far the best. I Think we're not a great spot for a first home game as well 14 to nothing by the way might as well be six points. Yeah You didn't do anything. That's not 14 points. You didn't do anything. Yeah Got in twice Yeah, but it was one was probably like a pick six at the end on the ladder or something. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Panthers Falcons Falcons plus two and a half over under 43 and a half Who's starting for the Atlanta Falcons? We have a fun game. We're gonna play I think it's got to be Cooper Rush. You got to feed the hot hand. So Cooper Rush hurt his back to a Still has a hurt back. Michael Pennix has a Everything and he's still a week away and so then we get to Jack Strand Falcons head coach Kevin Stofanski said that Jack strand is not being ruled out for the game. You can have feels like a threat. You can never rule Jack strand out So I looked up Jack strand. He's a D2 football player from Wisconsin played D2 football in Minnesota He is from the only I could find about Jack strand that was remotely interesting and seems like a nice guy is a Jack strand is from bloomfield Wisconsin, which is kind of the western part of the state small town 3,000 people it is the jump rope capital of the world. Oh hell. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Good friend That's it's a great workout. So it's probably pretty athletic. So they it goes that they had a I think it was like a gym teacher something 60 years ago came up with hey every year we're gonna have a competition how who can jump rope the most times in 10 seconds and every year in January They do this competition in bloomfield, Wisconsin where all the towns around it come and compete and kids of all like grade levels 10 you get 10 seconds. How many jumps can you do and do we know how he did how Jack strand wasn't jump rope? I don't know. It's fine. Yeah, he's got to be pretty good. I saw that he they were doing this drill to get warmed up for practice the other day and Jack strands got some long strides. What oh, you got the video right here? The drill that they're doing is like a some sort of deep Skipping backpedal drill. Okay, and that first totally normal drill very normal drill. There's a brush didn't want to participate He's got her back. Yeah, now he's carrying look at this look at those steps by Jack strand. Yeah, he could jump rope That's a jump rope body. I don't have maybe we'll get Jack strand on someday. We'll see what what is best jump rope in year was do you think that Kevin's to Fansky is like what the fuck why am I going through this again? Or do you think Kevin's to Fansky might be the problem that like wherever he is a bad luck Chuck wherever he goes. He just ends up with a morgue of a quarterback room. He's it's me on the problem. It's me whatever Monteller Swift's quote is this is if It's insane. Again, Kevin Safansky had to say Jack Strand is not being ruled out for this game. That is a threat that he's threatening us. Yeah. You're like, I'll fucking do it. Well now start Jack string. I'm not, I'm not even scared by it. Now I'm kind of want to see what it looks like. What? Scariest quotes in the last week and a half. AI has a 10% chance of killing us, or we're not ruling out Jack Strand to start this game. I'm, I'm, I'm kind of strand curious at this time. By the way, I did some research and by, by some research, my wife just sent me a Instagram video. The AI thing is, it was an op. Oh, that's, we're at that level now. Where it's like these are siops. No. The whistle blower was an op. AI, all these companies are running out of money and they don't actually have any like utilization yet. And they've taken all this investment in. So they basically had a whistle blower come out and be like, it's going to kill us all. We got to get the government involved. The government's going to get it involved, regulate the AI. The AI companies can be like, Hey, it's not our fault. We didn't like actually produce any profits. The government shut us down. It is kind of funny that they're like, we've all agreed to slow down. Correct. For the benefit of mankind. And they also are asking for anti-trustings exemption. So they basically are like, Hey, we all are agrees to slow down. We're going to stop this. Oh, shit, the government's going to make us, you know, slow down and all this stuff. We don't have to pay back our investors. And also we are now going to get to collude to make sure that we make as much money as possible. I did see that. I always think that when they do these types of like public statements, it's just so that everybody that's watching them is like, Oh, shit, their technology must be awesome and light years ahead of what ours is. And then they panic. And then they spend more money to develop their own technology, right? Because they think that they're getting beat out by Anthropa. It's like, whoa, there's just about to blow up the world. I wasn't even halfway there yet. Yeah. But yeah, so that would be devastating for me if they actually do have to put a pause on it because I don't know some of the film accounts that I watch online are really good at that stuff. Yeah. Did you see the article about Lane Kiffin using chat GBT for legal advice? Yeah. That was awesome. It was that was it explains it explains the entire like trying to get NFL players. He has a lawyer who he asked for opinions of. Yeah. And he would send the lawyer a chat GBT enters being like, look, they say that it's okay that I can do this. It explains everything about yeah, the last year. Yeah. He also talked about this like new Lane book that came out. Someone wrote a book about Lane Kiffin and he said, I can save you $33 and sum it up for you. Old unnamed sources say that Sabin hated Lane Kiffin and Lane Kiffin drank too much and hung out with hot women. New unnamed sources say Sabin and Kiffin love each other again. Lane Kiffin doesn't drink still hangs out with hot women. Yep. Whatever whichever way you want to do it, he's still hanging out with babes. It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty good. Okay. So this game, I don't know. Jack Strand, we might be watching Jack Strand. I'm watching some film on Jack Strand. I might be in it. Yeah. Okay. What is the founders just do this every week? They're like, let's just see what's the lowest level of quarterback we could win a NFL football game? What's his scouting report? Like he's tall. He looks good. He looks good. He is. He's six three. I looked at his six, almost six four, 240 broke a ton of records of D2. Okay. Started as a freshman at D2, like four games in, played the whole career there. Yeah. Jack Strand. Kind of looks like Flacco. Yeah. Hank just ripped out. That was my shoe. Okay. Kind of does look like Flacco. Like a young Flacco. Yeah. He looks good. He looks like I'm in on. I'm a Strand boy. He was getting like a mixture of Joe Flacco and Peyton Manning from him. Yeah. I think he's playing the Colts in this film. So you're seeing me. He's wearing 18. Meet me at the Strand bar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good one. Get up. Strand up. Strand up. Boy. You're right. Strand up for what you believe in. This tweet says how long before Jack Strand wins the QB1 title in Atlanta. I think it's it's imminent. I'm ready. I'll say it. Yeah. I'm looking at these two backs. Good. I'm ready to get stranded. Let's get stranded. Let's get stranded. Welcome to Strand box. It looks like a catchable ball. Let's get stranded. Okay. We're we've now the the I'll say this the clips that you're playing for us. I think they're losing four point. They're losing. I see the same run four times. Well, there's not a lot of tape on them out there. But that's good. That's good. And the tape that we have seen looks good. It looks like a mix between hard and hard and errant Rogers. Yeah. Talkensers start started the season on one for the eighth time in the last nine seasons. That's tough. Did you see their their quarterback Kobe Bryant, the meal that he had this week. He had he went to like a local Atlanta restaurant and that he had some Kobe Durant. Yeah. He had a looney tunes pan because it is confusing because there's a Brian's the Bears. But it's like, dude, how many. I thought there's a third coach. How many basketball players can be in one. I think it's Kobe Durant, right? Oh, let's see. No, he plays with the Cowboys. Yeah. It's Kobe Bryant. There's two Kobe Tigers on the Falcons. Yeah. C-O-B-E-E. Kobe Bryant. So he had a looney tunes pan at a restaurant in Atlanta. Look at, look at what's on the looney to his pan. There's too many. I don't think that it's possible for you to play football the week after eating all this food. Okay. Let me see. It's actually kind of crazy. It's a hot cheeto burger, hot cheeto balls loaded fries, lemon pepper chicken wings and fruity pebble waffles. Look at that shit. I love it. It looks awesome, but I don't know how it's possible for you to walk after this. Like pray for his butt. We have the same diet as an NFL player. Yeah. Look at that shit. That's the craziest meal I think of ever seen. That's insane. Too many Kobe Bryant's did not realize that. Yeah, Kobe Durant one was a nice like, oh shit. It's it's different. It's two basketball players in one. Okay. Afternoon games. Very excited for the afternoon games. PFT. Are you officially America's game of the week again? Yeah. I think so. Wow. They're obsessed with us. We will start though with Jaguars at Broncos. Jaguars at Broncos Broncos are minus two and a half. Over under 44 and a half. The Jaguars are the hottest team. You know, if you take out the obviously they're playoff loss of the bills, but I think they've won nine in a row. They have the most consecutive games scoring 23 points with 12 in a row. Trevor Lawrence is nine and no in his last nine regular season games, 28 touchdowns, 24 hundred yards. Jaguars are rolling. Yeah. Jaguars are a juggernaut right now. Did you know that in the next 33 games that the Jaguars play? They have to play 28 out of the next 33 away from Jacksonville. Yeah, that's crazy. Isn't that nuts? I kind of blew my mind when I saw that. Yeah. So they're going to be playing two games this year in London and then they're going to be playing in Orlando as they do renovations to their home field in Jacksonville. So this is like the start of a wild stretch for them. I, I like the Broncos. It's a classic. You look like shit in week one. The team looked really osman week one. And then there's everything's going to get reversed. Everything reverses in week two. I have a question. Is there, there was a lot of talk last year about the Patriots schedule, looking at who the Broncos defense played last year. Do we maybe overrate them? I'll list some of the quarterbacks they played. They played week one, Cam Ward, week four, Jake Browning, week six, Justin Fields, week nine, Davis Mills, week 10, Geno Smith, which that was a bad experience last year, week 13, Marcus Mariotta, week 14, Kenny Pickett, week 15, Jordan Love, week 17, Chris Ola Dukin, week 18, Tray Lance. Yeah. I mean, it was all those guys together. It's not, it's not just that they played because there were a bunch of weeks that you left out. Yeah. Where they played good quarterbacks. But also, there are a lot of teams in there that should have had better quarterbacks. Yeah. So they played a ton of backups. Maybe even a couple of third swingers in there as well. So yeah, I think that's fair to point out. I think it's what you play who you play. And if you win the game, good for you. But yeah, maybe one of the championship game. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm not saying they weren't very good last year. I'm just saying the, I went into the season being like the Broncos are going to be one of the best defenses. It, the one good news for the Broncos is like tackling is something you seemingly can fix. It's not like a, we don't have the talent. They just couldn't tackle. They got to put the pads on. Yeah. Right? The pads have to be on. I would just, I would love to see Sean Peyton in practice this week. He's going to couple, it's going to be a Sean Peyton fuck shake game. Yeah. I think there's going to be some gadgets in there. Yeah. And this is also like, is the Jaguars going to win this game? Why are Jaguars do really get, Liam Cohen made the comments about the small market stuff. And it's like, it is true. They don't, they, Jaguars can be really good and they, they will not get talked about the same way as a lot of other teams. But yeah, if they, if they win this game in Denver, I would put them maybe second in the power rankings behind the Jets. Yeah. Jets than Jaguars. Yeah. What do you think means or should they be ahead of the Jets? This should be ahead. They're, they're very good. Okay. They have very good. I think I, I will retract. This game always makes me think about Mark Slareth because he was obsessed with this loss that they have. Mark Brunel. Yeah. Mark Slare. Yeah. No, Mark, it makes me think about Mark Slareth because when I was growing up, he was my coach and they lost that playoff game where they're, they're two Mark Brunel, two Mark Brunel. And every day, like the only lesson that he would teach us had something to do with the Broncos overlooking the Jaguars and the playoffs. That loss, when I tell you, he thought about that loss every single day of his life. He probably still does. He probably wakes up at a cold. it's what being like, if we just beat the Jaguars in the playoffs that one year, I would have, I would have another ring. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was a really good Broncos team, but they probably don't win two in a row if they don't lose out. That's actually that the other wrinkle was the next year after they won a Super Bowl. Then every lesson became still about that Jaguars game, but after the loss, he'd be like, this can actually propel you to win Super Bowls. Yeah. Use it. All right. Chargers, Raiders, Chargers, my seven over under 43 and a half must win for the Chargers. You have to win this game, cannot lose this game. Actually, they can and then we'll just be like, well, the Chargers. It's a must win. It is a must win. But you know what I'm saying? Yes. I was, I was doing prep and I was like, oh man, the Chargers must win. But really, it's not because if they do lose, it's like, okay, well, they were disappointing. This has been a big battle back and forth of people that I don't know who's right and who's wrong online, but some people are insisting that it's the offensive lines fault and some people are insisting that it's just an Herbert's fault. He out in terms of like a lot of the sacks that he's taking. And if it's Herbert's fault, that would be a concern that that type of stuff continues to happen. But the fact is, I don't know who's right. I would say the truth is probably always in the middle in these situations where it's adding even another one. It's probably partially the play calling as well. That probably has some do that. Yes. Right. Right. This is a must win for the Chargers this week going up against Kirk Cousins. Who look good? Kirk Cousins look like he had. I don't want to say like good-ish, good-ish, like way above Cooper Rush. Yes. Level. He is addicted to ending out. Yeah, Hank. I like that quote a lot. Yeah. He lays off the milkshake though. He lays off the milkshake, shows some discipline, goes every game after every game to Perger's fries. He said at one point this year he did go by himself and got three, three by three's. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. Two double doubles is I think that's the perfect meal. Yeah. That's, I mean, ending out is very good. He says he doesn't get onions. Shout out Shane. Shane. But then he does get fries and he doesn't do a shake. Okay. Let's see what happens in this game. The Chargers can't lose this game, right? There's always a good fight between these two teams, like in the stands. Yeah. Yeah, it used to be the number one fight game when it was San Diego, Oakland. Yeah. I think it still happens. We've lost a little something. Well, because L.A. is still very much a, it's a Raiders town, too. Yeah. So like there, there probably be just as many Raiders fans at this game as there are Chargers fans. Yeah. That's true. That's very true. All right. Seahawks Cardinals, Drew Locke, starting, Sam Donald out, but not out for so long that they're putting them on an IR. So that's good news. Seah, Cardinals were like the surprise story from week one. Can they do it against the Seahawks defense? I have my doubts. I don't think that they can. I have my doubts. I think Seahawks defense is, they were, they beat the Patriots despite having 10 men on the field for most of the game. It's just outstanding stuff. What is it? He's still running. He's still running. I think the Seahawks are absolutely, they deserve to be number one in the power ring. They do. They're an awesome team. Great defense. McDonald is like a genius. He doesn't get a lot of the same credit that the offensive guys get. But I think the Cardinals, Cardinals great, great showing week one. Yeah. Awesome showing. And they might not be as bad as we thought. I think this is going to be a little bit of a harder, harder game, although Cortez will be there. Home opener. Did you see Michael for, uh, he has like your worst nightmare, Hank. He is, quote, was all I can see the Seattle. He can't see anything else. Just Seattle. It's understandable. It's an episode of Frazier going on in his brain right this second. I'm excited for true locks. Get another chance. Yeah, this game will, it's not America's game of the week. Uh, we also have dolphins, 49ers, not America's game of the week, 49ers, minus 13 1/2, over under 45 and a half. The nicest thing I can say about the dolphins, they stayed on the West Coast smart. That's all I got. A little vacation format there. Um, I just had one thing about this game. And I think that we all expect to 49ers should beat him. I would say so. Even given the crazy travel schedule that they've had to deal with, uh, Fred Warner, crazy that he's back and playing and playing in such a high level. Did you see the video? Yes. Of him from the Rams game. Yes. Where he's in the huddle and he, he goes, hold him up. I'm going to punch the rock. I'm going to get the rock if you hold him up and I didn't see this one. I saw the other one. Yes, there's two. There's one where he launches himself across the field was one of the coolest things ever. He sprints across the entire field and launches his body and hits the shit out of the ball carrier. And then there was another one where he tells his boys in the huddle like, you hold him up and I'm going to punch the ball out. Oh, there we go. And then on the next play, uh, he does exactly that. He pulls him up and Fred Warner punches the ball out. Fred Warner, he is now, I think he's number one of my list of guys that we need to respect more. Yeah. As a society. Go down. Let me, let's see this. Play it. Now rock. Yard is hold him up for me. I'll win you. I'm going to find it. So he did it right after him. Stafford drop straight back. Stafford throws. Checked down. Hit B. Dragged on there to tackle him. But it's a first down for the ran. That's incredible. All this shot. Yeah. So he's, he's number one. We need to respect Fred Warner more is like him and golf camera men. I think are two people that are just my far super under respected. The, uh, not you, Max. I'm talking about real camera man. Yeah. Punk. I wasn't referring to myself. I was just agreeing with you. But like find the ball in the air. Yeah. I don't know. I created the skill. Yeah. The him launch Fred Warner launching himself. Clip is incredible. Yeah. Superman doesn't care. Just going to have for it. All right. So the, the 49 is going to win. For sure. It's going to be good. Stay healthy. That's basically the 49ers question. 13 and a half is a lot of points. It is for a team that flew back from Melbourne. I watched a lot of that Dolphins Raiders game because I had the over in that game. Dolphins couldn't move the ball like at all. It was, it was tough. There were some long down situations. It was not. I just don't know where anything comes from. No, I don't either. Yeah. Okay. I want to take the Dolphins. I really do. Like this is a, this is a spot that any other team I probably would bet on the underdog. But I didn't see anything. Yeah. All right. Game of the week. Commanders Cowboys PFT. Cowboys minus four and a half over under 50 and a half. Yeah. What are we thinking? I'm thinking it's it's almost a must win. Oh, this combined next week, they're, they're both 50% must wins. Okay. Yeah, we are at minimum go one and two. Okay. First three. I'd like to go two and one. I'm feeling good about it. I think that Cowboys defense stinks. I don't know what they're going to try to do to recover over this week. I don't know if it's fixable. But their defense looks worse than it did last year somehow. I agree. And our defense looks a lot better than it did last year, which I was, I was really happy about. Grand there were some chunk plays, but if you take away those chunk plays where Mikey's controller got unplugged. I think it's, uh, I think it's a different game. And I think the defense is leaps and bounds ahead of what we saw last year and younger too, which is great. Hank, your boys. I think the commander's going to roll this game. Really? Yeah. Is it because of what we taped in advisors? Yeah. Yeah. What happened? Uh, Jerry and Stu were just trashing the commanders to the point that I just was like, I have to take them. And that's what I'm saying. So I just took the command. I was like, I have no choice. The way you guys are talking, you have, you have, you have Monday's paper on, on Wednesday. Week two is also tough because it's like, you don't, you know, you genuinely don't know how good these teams are or not. Everyone's talking with the giants. Like, oh, the giants could be a really good team. The cowboys might just be really bad. Yeah. And the giants might not be that good. They just beat a really bad team. This week, we'll know for sure. Like, I'm not going to assume that the cowboys, that the giants are really good and the cowboys just lost to a better team. I'm going to take the opposite stance and assume that the, both teams were bad and that the commanders, you know, the Eagles are good. And the commanders almost beat them. The commanders are going to beat the cowboys. Yeah. Although, DAC against. The NFC's insane. Yeah. And the, uh, it's actually like, bonkers. He's 20 and one straight up as a home favorite versus the NFC east. He's 120 consecutive games outright in this spot. He's a good player. Good quarterback. That's insane. I, I am a little concerned about their two top wide receivers. One of them is probably going to get matched up against Sandra Still. Yeah. Which they're calling a Mikey stand real still right now, which is unfortunate. Unfortunate. Unfortunate. Unfortunately, it's a really good nickname for him after last week. Yeah. But, uh, Dan Quinn, actually, I called him out publicly, which he's never done before. So he might get benched. I don't know what's going to happen with that, but that does concern me. We'll probably give up some points. I think Jaden, after he felt like he was free to run last week, he was a different quarterback. After that spot, because the Eagles did a great job to their credit of taking away everything downfield. And he didn't want to use his legs and run. And then once he started to do that, it felt kind of like old Jaden. So I think this is, it's going to be a good game. I think both teams defenses are probably the weak links, definitely with the Cowboys. And I think the commander's offense is going to take a step forward. I love Antonio Williams, by the way. Okay. Antonio Williams, great, great rookie wide receiver. I put it in a bet on him to win rookie of the year two. Um, he had, he had a pretty good game last week, but he was always open. And he's going to be a fun player to watch. This is going to be a fun game. Yeah. I'm going to have fun watching this game. Yeah. And I think that people are like, like, people are just saying the commanders think in the Cowboys. I, I, I'm taking the four and a half in this game. I'm sick of, uh, of games of the week though. Bearing me, put me back where I belong. Like where nobody can watch me in the noon slate. Hey, do you have a hungry dog? After last week no, no, no, no, you don't get you. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do, I never did like the hungry dog I never so we don't have to. Here's the key. Here's the claim. There is a Hank is getting until Hank is saying last week, I want to do hungry dogs. I never do. It's like I always talk about hungry dogs. I talk about it But I don't have it locked in. That's your entire brand is the hungry dog. I want Hank side. I promise you never finalize Hungry dog on. I promise you that I will have I just picks one says if you my college football picks one says I don't complain about that. But you do you got it constantly. That's true. It's bullshit. Well, hey, but that's a thing. Bullshit. I don't have time. Here's the issue is usually when we ask you about the hungry dog you'll make slide little smiles and like hence and this year so far you haven't even like done your What are you talking about last week I had it straight up on Thursday and then and then one of the teams. No, you have to do that. You've always done that that you have. Yes, that is bullshit. Commanders will definitely be in it. Oh, wow. What if Jay Daniels doesn't play then he then they won't be so then you can't say definitely if Jay Daniels is playing in the commanders will definitely be in it. Change going to play. Okay. I like the bangles. I like five. I like the Vikings. Okay. And I like the Giants, but I don't know. Wait, the Giants are Monday. Yeah, what are you going to add a Monday? I have before. Yeah. Oh, okay. Wait, so who do you have? He has the I will have three teams on the bangles. I'll put it on Saturday. Vikings, Bengals, Commanders, most likely and maybe Giants or maybe Jets or maybe Jets. I like I love the Jets. Maybe Falcons. Oh, your only a strand plays though. If strand plays. All right. Also the Jacks. Jack seems like the biggest sucker pick of all time. I agree. Like of all time. Yeah, I agree. So I'm not going to say what? What about the Colts? I get a strange up. No, I think the chips are really, really good. All right. Cardinals. Oh, Cardinals. I think that Seahawks are really, really good. Colts chiefs is the last game. Chiefs minus six and a half over under 47 and a half. I don't like the Colts. I don't not personally. There's nothing that gets me excited about the Colts. Yeah. I mean, Jonathan Taylor. Yeah, Jonathan Taylor. That's it. Great about Alex Pierce. What Max? I like Alex Pierce. Even Jonathan Taylor. Jonathan Taylor is really good. But he's like a really good like. He's not like a flashy running back. I feel like any I guess he's a badger. So you like that about. Yeah. But how badly do Colts fans just want to just like wipe you? What? Like clean your whole house. Get just start fresh. You guys have been doing basically the exact same thing every year since Andrew Luck retired. And it's just. No, no, no team. French. I've never been like devastated by a retirement. More than this. We still talk about it. Yeah, where were you? It's crazy. It is there like JFK assassination moment. Everyone remembers where you were. I'm just bummed watching the Colts. So I yeah, I'm gonna probably take the Chiefs in this game. You know, it's probably the square side. It probably is the square side. Rishi Rice. He ranked 75th out of 75 wide receivers for separation in week one. I have to think that they're going to the chief's offense is going to have to run through Kenneth Walker until they develop some sort of other chemistry later on the season. Because I don't think that Rishi Rice is going to be the guy. Yeah, I would say so. But the good news for them. It might not matter. They might be able to win plenty of games before the offense kind of like gels into final form at the end of the year. I don't know. The Colts might be one of those teams though that looks so bad in week one. And chiefs big win looked awesome prime time week one. This would also be one that I might I might flip around. Yeah, take the Colts. The, um, did you guys see that Keenan Allen? Uh, he blew a point 2 2 4. Yep. Uh, if you found so the closest Major League baseball team to the Indianapolis Colts is the Cincinnati Reds. On the Cincinnati Reds taking out anyone who has under a hundred played appearances. So hundred played appearances and more. There are eight players hitting below Keenan Allen's B.A.C. That's pretty impressive. It's similar. He players hitting below 2 2 4. And nobody hits point 4 0 0. Yeah, that's just not a thing that can happen anymore. No, the, uh, I would check. Uh, vodka Sam, vodka Sam, shout out, vodka Sam, vodka Sam, legend of the game. Much like 10 Williams will never know who ever do to pick her up. Yeah, it's a different error. She played. But yeah, that's a significant B.A.C. Touching tribute to Mark Sanchez. Yeah. Colts are one in eights and trading for sauce. Carter. It means don't do the shrug at me. You can't have it all means. You can't have a guy in his car like an old man. He also isn't just a Jets quarterback. He was also a Redskins quarterback. That's true. Any, and a pair and a pair and a pair. Look at how long? Yeah. All right. So I'm allowed to say it. I'm allowed to say it because he was my guy too. It was all of our guy. That's why I said it was a touching tribute. Yeah, but one and eight. Do you like that means I love it. I think the culture tank this year. Yeah, maybe get like, uh, nope. The Jets have their pick. That's why saying that. Yeah, I know. Maybe they. They should just tank. All the way. Tank all the way tag. That would be awesome. Mark Sanchez wasn't I think he was just a training camp quarterback for the pairs because I don't think he ever. I don't remember. Yeah, he did live with Kyle Long. Yeah, no, I know. I don't think he. I can't remember if he ever got into a. I don't think he did. I think he just was there before the season and off season. He was, you know, you need. Sometimes you need a veteran quarterback in the room, who's ready to go. So I asked, uh, I asked even Shay to send me some facts about the matchups this week. And last week I did a, uh, the most boring stat of the week. I think I, I have my most boring fact of this week. And it's this matchup. Okay. Both Matt, both mascots for these two teams, the Colts and the Chiefs have similar shaped tummies. Oh, it's correct. It's. Yeah, no, they kind of looked similar. It's a correct fact. In fact, I think they might be related somehow. I don't know how the lore goes, but they do like the hula hoop like. Yeah, move. It feels goals. But yeah, it seems. Shay is right. The stomachs look almost identical between Casey Wolf and, um, oh, shit. What's the Colts mascot is blue blue? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even that's boring. Yeah, just just the color. They're both trying to be the fanatic and they're not. Do we have set the flow song this week? Has he dropped it? You see set the flow, uh, quote, tweeted us in the cave singing a song. Yeah. He loves the boys just getting down with it. I didn't know. I don't think he's dropped it. This is our Colts. Yeah, he wasn't happy. It's been tough for set the flow. It's really hard. What? What? What does that picture say to you? It says I was wondering that too. It says, man, I wish I was with the boys and the Colts lost. I wish he was like, these guys suck it. No, no, I think he was like, oh, the Colts. It wasn't the most passionate rendition. Yeah, you think he was saying something bad about it? I genuinely that face I could not tell. No, I think he was saying like, man, that's like kind of like a. No, I think he's saying the Colts like they stink. I'm sorry guys. It could be any. That face could be any. I think I wish I could hang with the boys. I was like, man, if only I could be there. Open invite to set the flow to come to, uh, parcel Chicago for a Sunday stream. Would love to have you watch Colts game with us. Yep. Got to be a big Colts game. But yeah, come more than welcome to come up and be on the in the gambling game. The, uh, the face combined with a fit combined with the angle. It's Glynnie balls adjacent. Yeah, there's a look that I'm seeing from him here. So Seth, yeah, just drive on up. I'll pay for your gas. What is what do you think the line's going to be this week for this is our Colts against the Chiefs? I don't know. Something that Taylor Swift. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, swiftly kick their ass. Oh, no, no, you have to apologize for that. That's where I go. Let's work. Uh, okay. Let's do our picks. Draft Kings. The weight is over. Football is here. And so is draft Kings. The draft Kings sports app is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Florida. Every fan is in on the excitement. And this September draft Kings is giving customers the opportunity to get boosted. Every football game day. That's right. Every game day. All month long draft Kings customers can get a football profit boost. 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I think I'm the only one who went on to lost by half a point with that the Malik Willis should have gotten safety twice in a row Max you're up first, lead us off picks. I am going to take let me I was I'm going to take the Over in the Broncos Jaguars. It's fun over and that number is I'm not taking the bear's Vikings your auto 45. No, I'm gonna take them in real life, but I'm yeah, I can't I can't just Auto it on this year. Yeah, for over 45 and a half Broncos Jags Zach, I'm gonna take the over in these Saints Ravens games game at 46 and a half. Okay, you have to I'm going to take the over in Bengals Texans 46 and a half I'll take the Saints plus eight and a half I'll take the commies plus four and a half. Here you go. Good pick. I will take the Panthers Falcons over at 43 and a half Mm-hmm, and then I will take the 49ers minus 13 and a half. Whoa. I will take the under in Bears Vikings Weather I will take the over no one took the over in the Commander's Cowboys game. Nope I'll take the over 50 and a half in that game. I will take it the New England Patriots minus five and a half. Okay I'm going to take the Eagles minus seven I'm going to take the Jets plus three and a half. Does Glenn tape watcher have a pick? Yeah, he thinks that a lot of this stuff is correctable because when he watched the tape There's at least six touchdowns that were left on the board where if you catch it he's still running so that would be like a massive cover Straight up on it. Still running. All right, let's get started. We got Chris Goddard up awesome interview. He's an AWL He came in studio one of those dudes. He's instantly one of those guys that we're gonna have being a recurring guest And Roof for we'll get back to part of my take in a minute. It's brought to you by tick pick Some people get four seasons a year football fans get one. It just kicked off Don't waste a single week of it. 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He's gonna be defending the pride of our country Coming up at the president's cup and Medina. It is Chris got her up in studio Chris were taping. I don't actually don't know when we're gonna run this we might run this the week of The actual president's cup. We're taping this early September and I hate to have to start in a non golf way, but Was that the most embarrassing football game you've ever watched Rutgers losing to UMass? Thank God I was in France and I couldn't watch it But I woke up so like the game just started when I went to bed and I woke up and it was like Thousand messages like oh no over like it's it's a tough can you say that you're like dude? I'm a sooner like I'm not I can claim both think yeah, like if COVID didn't happen I didn't get the transfer to Oklahoma. I'd be a rough yeah rough go, but yeah There's probably bad podcasting because Rutgers could have like three or four more like terrible loss. No, Cheon was turning around He's here for the long hole. I'm not gonna comment but it's it's It was a dark first week zero in the season's over is it's not a good. Did you watch the fireworks? I can't believe they they set those off. I think you have to you paid for them. Yeah, you can't just save them any staples made a good point It's like skygo boom. That makes you happy. Yeah, no matter. I think that like the game wasn't even the problem It was the fireworks after that really like put the nail in the car Why are they still talking about this when we run this in late September, but no, it's good to have you here And we're excited for the president's cup. How are you feel is this redemption for getting left off you got snubbed I think I think you should you should honestly do the Mark Walberg like things would have been different if I was part of the Ryder Cup team does it feel good though like hey, this is where I should be now. I'm getting a little of the recognition like playing in this these type of tournaments Yeah, I don't I'm not gonna say I got snubbed, but I will you get snubbed But no, it's funny like I'm actually I've gotten to know Keegan pretty well over the years and he was a big like part of he's a system captain for the team this year And he was big on like keeping me in it all year and wanted me any questions I had and to be a part of the team this year's sweet because when I for when I started the year That was this was my goal and to be here is a lot of fun That would have been really funny if Keegan walked up to you as a system captain But like just so you know if I was captain you wouldn't be Actually, that would make me laugh Rattle you a little what why do you think you didn't get picked for that Ryder Cup team because I feel like you're a guy that Like you can compete and I feel like you're a guy that obviously has a lot of pride and and competing for the country You're right up there. Yeah, I think I think I just didn't have a great playoffs like I've been I think I finished like 50th in Memphis Last year and then like 35th in a 50-man field like I just didn't you know I was I was hot and then kind of cooled off and it's hard like unless you're playing really good. I was a rookie. It's hard to like Pass on one that has a great record over the years and But yeah this year it was it was I wanted to make the top six But I'll I'll take a captain's pick. Yeah, what makes the difference between just a really good golfer and a very good match play golfer? I honestly don't even really know like we don't play enough match play to even say like these are really the only times We play match play so I think just you know you got to be able to be on and I mean golf We're on an island the whole time But you got to be able to go out there and if you know you got to be able to take a couple punches and Stay in it. It's easy to kind of just you know you get two three down and it's like it's over because I'm running out of holes But you just got to just stay in it as long as you can is it are you looking forward to that aspect of it because it is very funny Like how we like the audience the fans? Golf it's a very social sport. It's like you're going out with your friends You're drinking whatever and then for you guys you're just totally on an island So it does it feel nice to have like actual teammates were once and like this is this is something we can bond over Yeah, that's the part I'm looking forward to the most. I mean, it's funny like we're all very Individual but when we're off the course like we're in the locker room and we all share like physios and stuff and we're all hanging out in the locker room You know making fun of each other and shooting the shit, so it's it's a weird dynamic But yeah, I think that that part I'm looking forward to the most just we don't even know who like we're gonna be paired up with Partners wise and stuff So I think that's kind of why we're here early to to get out and see some of that stuff and but I'm looking forward to the whole thing I know Chicago and in September. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah, so it's a format going to be like is alternate shot going to be the second I think that's the second day. Okay, I don't I was it's cups different than Ryder Cup because there's like four days where Ryder Cup's three days And I know we start with bestball. I know we're doing that Yeah, but I don't know I forget there's like I think it's best ball alternate shot best ball alternate shot then singles singles at the end How stressful is alternate shot for you because when we do our stupid little competitions and we do alternate shot It's the worst. It is just mentally. It's a grinder. You don't want to like disappoint your teammate It's it's way more pressure. Yeah, then just playing for yourself But at the professional level what's the mentality for all chat? Yeah, we play there's a tournament in New Orleans that we play The Zurich tournament and that's all shot two days best ball two days and it's the worst. It's like In the last three holes are all water all like you can hit in the water So easily and you it's the worst feeling in the world and and like I'm on the other side too when my partner is playing and I don't care Yeah, like I know he like I know he doesn't care either, but if I do it. Yeah, it's like the worst feeling You're letting like you know guys families watching and you and you just like sniping in the water Yeah, it's just the war it's the worst feeling ever It is where cuz you do have to remember like treat what if you treated yourself like you would treat your teammate Yeah, and like kind of like forgive yourself for a bad shot. Yeah, right now again Yeah, we had a rule both the guys that I played with he couldn't say sorry the whole time like that is like one rule It's implying I don't like it. He's breaking the first day We did the grind if you saw but there was like a huge grudge match we did last week. No big deals like huge And I said so I would say sorry as I made contact with the ball to Ryan Whitney I just be like I wouldn't even be in my back swing or in my I would even be calling my swing And I just like my bad with sorry like you're gonna have to deal with this. Yeah, like that fucked it up again I remember my buddy quay we played the last day and His caddy at the time where it was like the last hole and I hit it like worse by possible We like said the whole week do not go here and I hit it there and his caddy was like He got it up and down hit an insane shot afterwards and his caddy afterwards like dude We told you not to hit it there. I'm like it's over. He got up and down like don't even have to say you didn't have to say any of that Yeah, who are you who are you tightest with on the team? Is there like someone that you would not that you want to be like asking to be paired up with but like someone You've played a ton of golf with or no really. Yeah me and Bridgman played cornfair together and we've come up the last couple years and we his wife and my girlfriend are friends and we stay in Houses all the time so I'm probably best friends with him But I play with all the guys a lot of play with wind him I play with Pat Zander I mean we play we play all the time. So I personally don't really have like a preference of who I play with I'm sure they've got all these algorithms or whatever that'll be a lot together but to get you guys all yeah That's the thing is like I feel like you you can't go out with them. You got to go with vibes Yeah, I think alternate shot you have to go with like who you're gonna be okay with out there and if something goes out to not get Mad at someone like a thing wasn't tiger not like in rider cups Did I make that up as like a partner? He like his teams didn't do very well because like and people like it's because the pressure the other guy would Yeah, honestly, that's probably true. I mean wire differently to probably play with Scotty because like you're you're like Oh, I don't want to fuck this up. I don't want to fuck this up. Yeah, I mean there is pressure playing with those guys because you're like I have to perform Right to a high level to match their high level, but I think you know, I think Scotty's different than tiger tic is he's much more Normal, I guess yeah, no, he's not normal, but yeah, I know tigers record is like Not as good as you would you would think yeah, I'm looking at his his record in the rider cup This could be incorrect because it's the AI overview, but it says 1321 and three yeah rider cup But then the president's cup 2715 so he's we always win the presence Which by the way, do you feel like you can't lose the president's cup? You know that I'm not trying to put pressure But like you and not lose we haven't lost the president's cup and like what like two decades? Yeah, yeah, you can't be can't be my first team and then lose and I know that I'm done forever We'll never let you live that out now. Yeah, we hopefully we will no pressure. Yeah, no pressure Do you think what is it about the state of Oklahoma that just brings people in and turns them into good young golfers? So windy is that it? Every good golfer at some point has stopped in at some point in their development process and done at least a year at Oklahoma Yeah, when I when I transferred there I It was like the biggest culture shock of all time like from New Jersey in New York to Oklahoma was like Shocking shocking it, but it was so windy every single day. I remember like they're like. Oh, it's nice out today It's blowing like 25. Yeah, and I that's seriously got to be the reason why because if like in the wind You can tell if you're playing well quickly and if you can't figure it out it's gonna be a long day Get you ready for for the open for the Scottish open in the British open a little bit Yeah, I mean, I've those are like my two best tournaments that I've that I enjoy playing and I it's probably because I went to Oklahoma Yeah, that was that was kind of your like breakout wasn't it the the Scottish open when you shot I was like 61 Yeah, that was probably my like Step from like PJ toward like all right. I'm gonna be in all the signature events. I belong. Yeah, what was it? Was it something that like click because I I think I was reading it like 2025 starts I think you missed nine out of 23 cuts then the Scottish open happens you play that 61 second round and like from then on It was kind of like or he's arrived was did something click was it I wish it was like you can answer and be like Yeah, I watched a YouTube video and like right change the position of my hands a little bit I know I wish cuz then I would have done it four years earlier. Yeah, no I was playing good up until then and you know a bunch of like top 25s and top 20s and stuff but obviously nothing to that magnitude and then I kind of I don't know something that week I just felt good and and then the last round I play with Rory and No one there wanted me to win that tournament like doing anything they could as polite as possible to get me to not win. I remember we're on I had like a two-stroke lead on 16 or something and the rules official came up and gave me only me in the group like put me on the clock and like we're all like in our group like what the hell is going on like We're right behind the group like this is weird and then I you know to overcome those things and Then to win that tournament was kind of like all right I did I just did something that I hadn't done before against a really good field and that was when I was like all right I kind of maybe I'm better than I thought I was. Yeah, that's awesome. Do you think that overall pace of place too slow? Yeah, yeah, I'm I mean in tie I think you know Sunday It should kind of go out the window if you're trying if you're in the last couple groups trying to win a tournament You know within reason but Thursday and Friday are the worst. Yeah, especially like if you're if you're having a bad round At least play fast. Those are usually the rounds that you play faster because you're like I want to get the hell off this course get off the golf course Yeah, what about do they make it available to have a drink at the turn? Is that possible? I'm sure if you really wanted to I don't think it's a lab But I'm sure if you really wanted to you could definitely manage that but I don't think it's a lot just like one drink and a hot dog I'm sure like if your coach or wife's there they can run into club ass and grab something and bring it out Yeah, that's what I would do. Yeah, what uh, so you you like you're you from New Jersey you started by playing when did you first start golfing? 12 now like three or four. Oh, okay, so but your first sport was lacrosse, right? Yeah, those were both like I always played golf But lacrosse I got him ticket seriously until like high school so lacrosse and golf so you and you are white Yeah They know you sure see kids lacrosse and golf. I love it. You know, you didn't want to throw in like that through me off But all right, so you three years old like what when were you like all right? This is actually like a future for me Honestly like well, it depends what feel like I think there's steps of like all right I want to play in college and right when I was in college. I was like all right I'm gonna do this as long as I can see what happens and then not till like my junior when I was all American I was like all right. I'm actually like I think I started my freshman year I was like 600 and then I got down to like 200 and then I was like 10th So I was like all right. I'm beating kids that are gonna be turning pro. Yeah, all right Maybe I can do this and then COVID hit and the whole thing got flipped around when were you when were you first scratch? Probably like 13 or 14. That's the crazy thing where it's just like you If you think about it like I've been playing for 10 years at that point. I understand but still 13 years old Golfers insane. Where's your game like as a four-year-old? I don't know. I just remember I don't remember But my parents told me we'd hit in the backyard and I ended up crossing like the boundary of our backyard into our neighbor's yard And then I got upgraded to the golf course So what about so do you remember like the first time you shot in the 70s? Were you like 10 years old? No, I think at the first time I broke par was like I was 13 or 14 See like you can be a scratch and not shoot Yeah, of course. Yeah, but that's still yeah, that's awesome. Were you a late bloomer in terms of like growing? No, I feel like I've always been like when did you have puberty? I'm interested in know like if you're that good as a as a kid playing golf and then your body grows I assumed that there's a lot of stuff about your swing that hasn't true. Yeah, I've never I was never really like tall or anything So same I've always been Yeah, I'm a child so Nothing really changed. Honestly, I was like I was huge in high school in my freshman year like I was like 250 260 powerful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I lost like 40 pounds and then I honestly started playing better So maybe there was something to that. Yeah, maybe the boobs get out of the way Still a problem a little bit, but that's I mean dude, but that's Being a scratch golfer 13. That's so badass and also you like at the time So what year was that how old are you when you or what year was when you were 13 like 20 14 years ago? So okay, so like 2012. Yeah, that was that still wasn't like golf has become a very popular sport It's badass. It was not bad. Right. Yeah, right. You were kind of like yeah, and then it's it's funny to think about like now if you're 12-13 in your screen. you probably have two million YouTube subscribers. - Yeah, and you're probably making half a million dollars. - Have you thought about that? Like did if you were, if the timing was different, like you might have just been a YouTube golfer, like a sick YouTube golfer instead of a-- - I love that I can do that, I don't think that's my realm of, I don't have the personality for the camera. - Yeah, would you be able to like fist pump, you hit a big putt on 18 to like tie the course record for a camera and you just fist pump and you start screaming. - Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go. - My friends and everyone around me would have have a lot of questions about what I was doing. - Yeah. - How many of us in a scramble would it take to beat you? I know, well, I mean, it depends on who's like, I know like, you know, Hank and PFT played decent amount. - Is this on camera or off camera? - Off camera. - Off camera. - It's also a big, okay, then I think me and Hank could take you. - No, just an off camera. - No, cheers! - Off camera. - Yeah, no, no, no, hey, what's the difference between an off and on camera? - It's about 20 strokes, yeah. - No, cheers. - I mean, like 10 of us? - I would say like, I don't know, because my brother's like a three, and I would say I think I can beat like four of him. (laughing) - Or get close, like 20 of us. - Maybe not even, maybe it's in there. - It depends where too. Like, if you're playing an easy course, I think I have a way better chance. If you're playing a hard course, I think you guys have a better chance. - But still, it's probably, I mean, how far, what's your average drive distance? - I like 320. - All right, so yeah, we actually, the answer's probably infinite. - Yeah, so it doesn't matter. - None of us are gonna hit it 320 straight. - Well, the thing is, like, if you play a harder course, - Oh, Max just said, Max just pretended to use like, well, I mean, I, straight, not consistent. - I can get it there. - I said 320 straight. - This doesn't have to be every hole. I don't do it every hole. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's a weird thing, 'cause it's like, you just have to have enough to make powers, but if you make a bunch of powers, it's not gonna win you. - Right, like, I think it might be like, I think the answer might be 50. - 50 of us. - 50 is like, everybody's stuff. - You need a guy that's a scratch. That's all you need. - Yeah, right, we don't have that. - Someone's gotta become a scratcher at a big bar. - Everybody's stuff, everyone try to hit the ball as far as you can off the tee. - 50 shots. - I don't think that one of us gets that. - Oh, you got like, all you need is one. - Would that be the worst or best YouTube video ever? - 50, we get 50 shots for you. - I would almost guarantee that we would beat you. - Like the David should have cocked video. - That would be actually kind of funny, yeah. - I would guarantee that we would beat you. If you gave like this entire office against you, because you would get so pissed off. - Oh, yeah. - We'd ice you out, for sure. - That you would quit after like two hordes. You'd be like, this is stupid, I hate golf. - Two hours in after the second hole. - We should make the video where we part my take it's 50 shots against Chris Goddard. - Nine hole video. - You pretty good. - All day video. - Oh my God, it would take forever. - Yeah, 'cause you know, we would not like, even if we had a six shot on our third shot, we'd be like, well, we might as well use the other. - Yeah, you have to use the rest to see what the best. - I guess we would hit every pot. 50 pots. - You would hit most of 'em, I don't know. - I don't know if you saw the good chances. - I really, it's such like a weird thing I have no idea. - We might have to do this. - We might have to pay you to sit there and deal with it. - A day's worth of work. - How sick would that be though, if in the presence cup or the writer cup, there was one event that was a four man scramble. - Like how low do you think you could go with the best? - I wish that the Zurich tournament, that's the best ball. I wish they did a scramble day. 'Cause like, I would like to see what the number would be. - Yeah, be amazing. - If the guys shot 53, like it would be awesome. I don't think it would happen, but. - Like, yeah, who would be the three that you would want to compete with on your team in the presence cup? - Who was a scramble? - Scottie. - You got to have diff, I would say, I'd probably say like, just off the top, like Scottie, Wyndham, Zander and me, 'cause they're all, like, Wyndham can bomb it. I can hit it far and Zander makes every putt and Scottie's, Scottie, so. - Yeah. - You'd think between the three of them. - Yeah. - Do you think that you guys could break 50? - No. - I don't think so. - What if it happened though? I was sick would that be? - What if you could YouTube channel it? - What happened when you whipped on that shot? - I was sitting there for like a minute, trying to figure out how I'm gonna do this. - Okay. - And I was like, all right, I think I finally, I just need to hit it like two feet. - It was a weird angle, there was like three trees. - And then me in the middle, and I had, like I kept spinning in a circle to try to figure out how I could do it, and I couldn't figure it out. And at the end, I was talking to Brady, my caddy, I'm like, I'm just gonna go for it. And I missed and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I just whipped. Like literally went through my head, and then I just like potted it out. - You handled it perfectly by going on Twitter and being like, so-- - I was laughing. - I was laughing after, 'cause I was like, I've never done that, and it was so ridiculous, 'cause I was just sitting there the whole time, trying to figure out how I'm not gonna whiff it, and just first try it with it. - Wait, so you'd never done that before? - Not like in a serious tournament. - Like, does it ever happen when you're practicing? - You get like weird lies when you try stuff at home, and you go underneath it, or something. - I was gonna say, it happens to be like three times around, but you just gotta be like, oh, practice swing? - No, I passed it over here. - It was a first for me, and it was funny afterwards, but I think I ended up, oh, I made like a mess of the hole, I hit it over in the right shit, and then volunteers are clearing everyone out, and it's taking me 45 minutes to put this whole. - The level of injury I would have pretended to have after that whiff shot would have been unreal. - Definitely a hand, or a wrap. - The problem is the video too, it didn't even look like I hit the tree. It looks like I just, like I clipped it on the way down, but yeah, it was a tough one. - Yeah. - I remember, didn't your coach, you said something in an interview after you had a big win that your coach hit you up right afterwards, being like, I'm not that impressed, show me your progress that you're making this week? - I mean, probably, I think, you know, we're always trying to find the next best thing that I can improve on, but I don't know, I have like eight coaches, so probably, probably someone in the group was saying something like that. - Do you have to send them updates? Like show them your swing, be like, hey, here's what I'm working on this week? - Yeah, I mean, my coach will come every once in a while out there just to kind of like do it, but I need to figure it out of my own too sometimes, so we have a good mix of that, and I'll send videos and stuff, but usually I just send them, I'm always working on like the wedge stuff, so there's like this track man, combine thing that I do, and I have to get like, positive one to move on to the next thing, so, that's usually my update, and then I can go to my next thing. - Have you thought about after hitting a big shot just like pointing and like raising your hands and pointing and raising your hands after every shot? Like point at different people on the crowd telling them to get louder and then telling them to shut up and be quieter. - I have a thought about that. I guess if I, I guess this week you could maybe do that, but yeah, no, I haven't gotten there yet. - No, it's next level swag. - Yeah, I don't have that. - Few people do have that, yeah. - Your dad speaks Danish, right? - Yeah. - You know, you're not a spy. - 'Cause I can't speak any Danish, but that's a good answer. That's a good answer, sad test. - Yeah, we were in Oklahoma and Victor, Victor's Norwegian and he was there, and my dad comes down, he was like, he started speaking Danish to Victor, and I'm like, oh my god, like Victor's never met him or anything, and I was like, this is not a problem. - Did Victor know? - Yeah, I guess they all intertwined, and I was like, he's like, your dad might be a spy. - Yeah, he could be. - Yeah, but you're not. - I'm not. - Like that. - What are the most famous things that Denmark is known for? - Legos, probably. - Yeah, good call, I forgot. - This is probably why you were left off 'cause the presence cup, it's not against Europe, this is why you were left off the Ryder Cup. He can't even thought you were a spy. - I could've been on the other side. - Yeah, I should've just, I should've. - You should've gotten a Danish citizenship. - An exemption. - An exemption. - That would be cool if you were just like, if you won, would you be the first ever to win Bump on both sides of Ryder Cup? - I think once you pick one, - It's it. - It won't live. - Life, yeah. - 'Cause like, Sepstrak is like the most American guy ever, but he's Austrian. - I love that. - John Rom, like should, I honestly think like, John Rom, obviously Spanish, but if you go to Arizona state, you're American. - Yeah, that's the most American school we have. - In Strak, is he Bulldog? He might be like a Georgia guy. - Yeah, he's Georgia. - And he lives in like Birmingham. - Yeah, and he plays for the European team. - Yeah, he's got, was I'm 100% Austrian, but I'm also 100% American. - Yeah, he's got like a Southern accent, yeah. - So yeah, there's Legos, Morton Anderson, we're trying to think what else comes from Denmark. - I feel like they have like, they have some, I guess, like I think they have big cheese. I think that's a big, Danish thing. - Big, yeah, big cheese. - Yeah. - What's your favorite course? - Probably Pebble Beach. - Yeah, yeah, it's probably. Like if I had one round the rest of my life by myself, and no one was out there, that'd probably be mine. - Yeah. - It's my whole. - Seven. - No, mine's vagina. - Okay. - Mine's Bounce. - Seven's a good hole. - Seven actually is a really good hole. - It is. My hipster take on Pebble is, I like, eight better than seven. - Eight sweet. - What's your favorite hole, not like picking a course, just in general? Like you can't pick one. No one likes one number, like, you know, you're teaming off the jitters in the tee box. - Oh, you're saying, like, okay, I was seeing where this is. - You don't pick one hole. - I was thinking of a trick question. - Yeah, yeah, no, no. - Like, 15, 16. - Okay. - In the tournament. - I was saying like, seven or eight might be mine. - Those are the worst. - Seven. - Seven through 12 is like, you have no idea where you are in the round. It's kind of in the middle. - 11 through 15 is where it gets lost. - In the middle of the summer, it's as hot as possible on those holes. - So 16 might be the answer. - Yeah, you're like, all right. If you're. playing good, you're like, you know, in the mix and it's getting louder. If it's going bad, you have three holes left. Yeah, you're like, I can, I can maybe fix it here in these last three holes. Yeah, or I've three holes left, and I'm ready to, yeah. It's like if you're a marathoner and they, they never train to go 26. They just let you train one carry them. Yeah, they said you get to 15. You can make it, you make 18. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm, I, I basically only played nine holes at golf every time. Not, I mean, seven, seven, seven's the equivalent of seven is, yeah, perfect. Yeah. And then whenever I play 18, like no matter what, I'll find water on 10, even if there's no water. Just like my body's not ready for an extra. Another nine holes, yeah, I can't do that. Not built for overtime. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So the, like, you're going out this week to play the course. How much of when you're golfing, are you really like studying every piece of the course? And like, is it, is it, is it as detailed as I would imagine it has become? Yes. And no, uh, yeah, the caddies are doing more than we are. We're, they go out, we'll play nine holes and they'll go out afterwards and they'll do like four or five of them and go out and take some golf balls and like, you know, if we're playing a course with grain, they're checking like where the slope is. So like, you know, for, if we have a shot in the pins tucked in the back, you know, that it'll like skip over the back if you land it back there or something like that. But when we're out there, it's more of a, just see what club like driver or three, what off the tee, kind of that feel or where the chip from and like what's bad and what's okay. So it's more, they do more of the heavy lifting in that department. Is your, uh, caddy, a good golfer, I assume? Yeah, he played the Arizona State. Okay. So is he ever like, is he like, man, are that kind of, does he get to play the courses? Is he going to get to play with Diana? I think they were playing today. I don't know if he brought his club or not. But you know, it kind of drive me nuts if I was a really good golfer and I just have to watch someone else play golf. Yeah, but I think like, I don't know, I, I, some of these coaches and stuff will go play and some of the caddies play like every week. And I feel like I would have no energy to go play golf after cadding. But yeah, I think when they're home and when, like, I know when Brady's home and he's, you know, got some time off, like he's playing golf now and stuff like that. Does he ever beat you? No, we've only, we've only played like three or four times. It's kind of funny. Like we spend more time together than anyone in my life and I've only played golf them like three times. Yeah. Who do you think has the best caddy in terms of who the best golfer is? I mean, probably Sungjae's caddy will, will Cox. He played on tour for like five years. Yeah, we know. Yeah. Yeah. That would be, we should have like a tournament. Yeah. There should be a, we've talked about this. There should be a caddy player, like, all shot tournament, like, like, legit tournament. Or even, like, let us, like, let us down after Matt, like, there's nothing sadder than like Sunday night. The masters are like, oh, another year. Just have the caddies play a tournament of like 36 whole tournament on Monday. I watched that. But I've always said that there should be, they should pick one person, random person, every Monday of every tournament, like, whether it's YouTube or something, send someone out there and they have all day to play, like, yeah, you have to go, like, fight to the death, normal rules and see what they shoot out there. Hank would like to volunteer for that job. That'd be a great job. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? What do you think a golfer like Hank would shoot on, on like, let's say the master, let's say Augusta, sundae, pin location. Augusta, I think, is like, would be an easier, like, if, think of you sent someone to like Torrey Pines. Or Chinacock. Yeah. Like Chinacock. What would Hank shoot? He's like a 16 lefty, right? I mean, if you, if you gave him all day, I think, and he had the like, normal rules, I mean, it'd be in like the one 15 range, probably, at, at best, probably. What was the thing that you said that you would shoot, remember? What was it that was like 120 mode? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I could break 120 at Augusta on sundae, like what the fans, no, I mean, just like, uh, the course, me versus the course, I mean, uh, 120,000, I don't know. Like tips. Yeah. The problem with the gust is it's like, not scary off the tee. So like, you can get it around. It's just by the greens. You could literally play ping pong forever. Yeah. Yeah. My, my theory on that was just that if it's, uh, I, I wouldn't be able to do it every time. But I think that maybe one out of 10 times, I would break 120. I think I would live in like, 120, 130. What? It's definitely a possibility. No, it's not. It is not a possibility. Absolutely. Do not throw him this bone. You, you're sounding like a set of bones. I mean, can you chip and put it all or no, um, he stinks, I'm really, I'm a really good putter. If you can't chip and put, you have no chance, uh, yeah, the putting thing, uh, the putting I tough after Wednesday, I mean, I would pinch myself in for three putt on every green, um, probably would be, you'd be 120, no problem then, but you'd have to actually three putt. Yeah. Yeah, ball and cop. Yeah. That's the problem. You got the five footer and then it lips out and it goes 15 feet and you're like, could you give me range? Like, give me range. No, no, no. Five feet. Yeah, probably not. One, twenty. I just think what's talking give me? Say probably not. I think give me, what's every 10 rounds? I think I'd be able to break 120. You catch a little bit of fire. Also, I think you're catching fire if you're trying to break 120 either. Yeah. Relatively speed. One 19 is not, oh man, I got really hot in the middle of the round. I was I think that shitty golfers like us, we might have a little bit of an advantage in doing that because we're used to playing bad golf. I think the problem is if you're going out there trying to shoot 120, you give yourself way too much like leeway of making like eights when you probably make like a, you're like, oh, if I just hit it over here, you know, there goes a shirt like it's like, yeah, you get to 120 way too quick probably. Yeah. You burn up all the leeway in the first like six holes and then, yeah, I guess a lot of times when, when guys like us play golf, you know, we're, we're not writing down anything higher than a triple. I think it Augusta to the front nine, you'd be like, all right, I'm doing pretty good. And then you get to the back nine, you're like, and what are the distance on the par threes, they're not long, but they're like, you can make like 12, you could be up there the entire day. Right. Yeah. And like 15 is impossible. Yeah. Did you, um, did you have like a one shot, once you got to the PGH or like one golf shot that you hit and you're like, that is, that is the best shot that ever hit my entire life. This year at Tory Pines, I hit a six shot on 13, the par five, it's like six, 40 or whatever and I hit driver and then I hit a mini driver to like two inches. It's pretty good. Yeah. That was a good one. That was probably, that was probably like, I mean, a lot of luck. But that was probably the best shot I've, I've hit on tour. Yeah. Yeah. Um, also at least meaningful. We should say your sister's a badass. She's going to flight school. Yeah. She's leaving on Friday. Yeah. I would never, absolutely not. Panticle, yeah. Damn. Yeah, she just, uh, she's got a hat, yeah, she, I don't know where she got it from, no one in my family. She's got any of those jeans. That's pretty damn cool. Yeah, it's cool. My dad's always like, if you, you know, he wants to go up in the plane with her, I'm like, I, uh, no chance. Yeah. We're gonna play a lot of golf golf. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a jersey. La Crosse Golf cat. Um, she wants to fly, fight her, fighter jets. Holy shit. Yeah. For her service for us, please. Yeah. That's awesome. Hank, you got some questions for Chris? Sure. By the way, you're, you're, you're the man just in general. Like I, I was, uh, we obviously, everyone I think here has talked to you offline, but it was funny because I was like doing a little light research that we don't really do much research. Yeah. Yeah. They were like, Chris got her up as known for being chill and unassuming. It's like, yeah. That's fucking chill. Last dude. Yeah. Jersey La Crosse golf. Yeah. You nailed it. Like, uh, favorite non-New York and New Jersey state to play golf and, I mean, probably California. If you, if you could take, if you could have one shot in your career back, what, what shot would it be? Um, uh, NCA championship, whole 18, I was in the lead and three part of the last hole and miss a laugh. Which plot would you take back? Probably the first one that I hit 15 feet. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. That was, that was a tough one. So did you finish second place? I finished like, it was like a three-way tie for first. I finished fourth or whatever. Damn. Yeah. That was a tough one. Yeah. And then what, like, how, you know your swing, obviously, but how often and how long did it take you for you to, like, stop? How long were people trying to fix your swing where you, like, just stop? I've worked with the same guy for, like, 15 years. So we haven't really, it's, like, from when we started to now, it's changed a lot. But it changes, like, my swing last year compared to this year's different, but it feels the same to me. So, like, it's always kind of changing, just as long as I can do what I like to do, like, cut or draw it, then I don't really care what it looks like. Is it weird to just set up and just, like, look at, like, the trees and be like, all right, this is, this is right. Yeah. I mean, I don't, my eyes don't go where my body is. Like, I'm left eye dominant, which is, like, I guess, not common in right-handed golfers or whatever. So, like, my eyes go way more right than my body does. So, like, if I ever put a stick down on the ground, it looks like it's aimed, like, out of bounds, right? So I always have to shift my body left, so my eyes look straight. Whoa. That's crazy. It's kind of wild. You ever thought about switching to lefty? I've, I've tried practicing lefty before it. It's not good. You know, I know, Hank's got a, this is actually impressive, honestly, to be the, to be the same level. Well, no, to be just that, of course, no, no, close enough, close enough. I might disparity from left to right would be 100 shots. Yeah. Also, he does pot righty. Yeah, that I feel like if you're committing to lefty, you just got to go full lefty I just had so much mental stuff going on I wasn't like putting along it's such a grind to like I would have to put so much to get back to what I was But you could but you could but you can switch to winter thing. That's a winter thing Yeah, but you could switch to full set lefty But putting is the where the the line is drawn well also sometimes driving sometimes driving ready sometimes like a five wouldn't I play with this guy in Florida one time. He had half his set was lefty clubs and half his set was righty clubs and he shot like that's he shot even It was sick. It was the coolest thing ever has Hank you didn't want to have you had any conversations Chris I you probably can't talk about this, but have you had any conversations with lib 2.0? I think I listen to show all the time This is the best bit of all. It's the best bit ever. See fuck you Max. Yeah, I met and do you want a forace's head cover? They sent me like I think the guy they were emptying out the guy literally they literally sent me like the biggest box I've ever gotten my life like a hundred Dude if you rocked a forace I'm just an AWL Seren Thomas. Yeah, no, I have not had any Well, don't talk to Hank for too long because he'll try to get you. He'll he'll they should Hank can be a ambassador. Yeah, it could be a plan for the forace Well, how mad would you be if a like a hypothetical upstart league like let's say we started a golf league Yeah, and we're like hey, we want to pay you a bunch of money. You got to leave the PGA tour You can wear shorts and guess what you only have to play 54 holes and then you guys gonna switch it to Two seasons were like you got to wear pants, and it's the same amount. How mad would you be at us? I would be pissed That was the deal breaker. Yeah, the money wasn't the money didn't matter. It's short. Yeah How much do we how much do you hate Max because he is a Philly full of his comeback? I The videos and all this stuff of Max is the best. Yeah, but he is my friends are like New Jersey's weird because you get half like half He gets some Boston thrown in there. You get New York. You get Philly so like I actually Support the Eagles because one of my sponsors Lincoln financial, so okay, I would team be root for you I'm a cold guy. Oh, you're cold. Yeah, yeah, that's all you press back fire but yeah, I PFT like this I My agent was really good friends with Ursa and I wasn't a fan of anyone because like fantasy and I my dad was Brown's fan. I was like I'm not doing that See that's what you have to lead with but yeah, you have to be like I'm a cold fan because My dad was a Brown's fan. Yeah, he's he picked the worst. He was like I'm gonna pick the worst team 20 years ago when they when he first started and they've been Oh, he really did he nailed that. Yeah, he's been in the dumps for 20 years He fucking yeah, like you credit to him to be like I'm gonna pick the worst. He sticks it out to me every Sunday on the couch Just we went to they went my brother and him went to the game last year against the Jets Yeah, and it was like worst game of all time raining and I think the Jets returned upon to win Like the last second and it was just like the perfect perfect Sunday Yeah, Johnny Fanta was at that game. He gave Yeah, yeah, it's like the worst game of all time. Yeah as a cold fan. Um, where were you when Andrew Luck retired? I was not a cold fan at the time and I was proud. I don't know I'm a cold fan as of like three years ago. Okay, okay, wait what shifted three years You're like, oh, I liked it the fact that they keep bringing in old quarterbacks. This is a team for me. No, so my Matt Ryan really Matt Ryan really put me over the line. No We were so like Ursa bought this course and he wanted Golfers to come out and play it and I guess now that he's no longer with us. I can tell this story but My agent was always telling me these crazy Ursa stories and I was like you're full shit like there's no way that's that's true And then we go out there and he wants us to play this course and it was me and JB Holmes and I was on the corn fair at the time And we get out there were practicing getting ready to go and Ursa rolls up and like he looked like the undertaker He had like full full get up and he goes all right change of plans $100,000 cash uverse JB. We're all gonna watch Oh, and I was like and I like I'd not made near that ever and I was like The most nervous I've ever been on a golf course was like this stupid match that was supposed to never happen Yeah, and I ended up bogging the last hole and lost lost But Case of cash on the green that's so awesome and he said so like my brother was there and my agent was there and there was like probably 30 other people and And he he said all right, and then if someone could pick the score that they're gonna shoot there's another 10 Like it was the craziest shit ever and then so like he picked us up on Colts playing took us to the game like sad in the box. It was just him and us in the owners Like so he had his own box and then the family has their box And he sits by and sat by himself and watch the game. That's awesome. It was it was like the most and then we had dinner at his house It was and he showed us the whole like memorabilia thing. Yeah, what was the coolest thing he had in his house? Well, I mean he had some great stuff. Yeah, honestly the coolest thing at his house was the ice rink That he had with he had he had a full-blown ice rink. So I guess one of his Grandkids is a hot and they homeschool the kids at the Ice rink and that's where they go to school and then they practice there. That's awesome It was epic. I mean it was like the coolest it was the craziest shit ever He had like Elton John's piano from Live Aid in his living room. Yeah, I mean, we we I wish it was awesome He was he couldn't have been he couldn't have been nicer. He literally hot. I mean he was like This was a year or two before he passed, but he just hopped on a ATV and started driving us around his house showing us the whole like proper. It was crazy So then I was cult fan. Yeah, he was one of those guys who did doing like being rich correct. Yes It was like I'm gonna have fun and do fun shit and buy anything that sounds cool and watch people play for golf a lot of money playing golf Just used to walk around just envelopes full of cash just give out. Yeah, you look like I would do that Yeah, it wasn't like COVID wasn't he just like throw a cash out his card at people like Give small business. I don't understand like like people who have like billions who don't do that Like if I were a billionaire, I would be like going out and like getting like a sand like a ten-dollar sandwich and tipping like a $100,000 It's been like whatever I like make people's money play golf one time It was like he played like five holes and tipped his like 15-year-old caddy like six grand I'm like, it's just like It's just crazy shit, but like and I'm not like not and it's like yeah, no, no, no, nothing about it It was like yes, it was just like I don't need this you could use this it be it's like the question of like it means more to you than it does to me Yeah, like that's that's that's awesome. No, he was it was awesome He was a man and then after I won my first event. He sent me like a thing I have a card from him that says like congrats on your first one of the surgeon From him and then it's got my name on a cold sturdy, so that's yeah, so we have the Banner, yeah, I love by the way I love the video that you tweeted out when you were announced the president's cup team Yeah, with just all the Americans shit on it. Yeah, yeah, did you make that yourself was I I don't make any of the stuff myself I talked so this is kid Jake who's probably my age and he works for the tour like social media like for us For the tour and he he's my guy. He does everything like he makes all the sick stuff And I was like we I saw a video on Twitter and I sent it to him and I was like if I make the team we got to do this Mixed in with whatever and he was like done. It's amazing at it. Yeah, it's just like bears fighting sharks dinosaurs. Yeah, you Nascar so sprains you Yeah, I'm pumped for this very excited Do you have a do you have a tracker a got her up tracker? I've seen Yeah, I don't know who it is but I've seen it but you haven't made it until you have multiple trackers that fight each other Yeah, that's when you're really like who's who's the most recent one. What was the most recent one it was Golf Twitter is crazy. What was it Jackson? No, is there Jackson guy? There was a super yeah, there's suit They're super trackers fighting and I love that and then there's like always is what one tracker who like will be like Oh, I I can't track like the Thursday round have to go to like for middle school Yeah, like 35 year old with kids. Yeah, they leave in like some stuff about their personal life every now and again Yeah, like they're playing golf somewhere. Yeah, I just came here for the fact I wish I knew who like I it's actually better than I don't know but they're like hysterical that someone has the time and care to go out there and do that stuff I think that if you have if you have a tracker I've got a couple rules for the tracker. You have to be 100% dedicated like you can't be when you put the word tracker next to your name Yeah, like that's your gig. You're signing up for the long hole You can't ever editorialize and be like oh my guy's not playing good this week. Yeah, I'm busy this week Yeah, just the facts unless it's um see who Kim tracker in which case we have an exception for him But I saw that back in 2025 our guy Brooks Keppga his tracker Threatened to leave Brooks Keppga and become a godter up track. Yeah, which I think that's gonna be good Yeah, you have to disavow that yeah, that can't happen. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm scrolling right now. He's doing a pretty good job Yeah, I've seen the I've seen like it's I don't know who it is. So it's it's impressive that they care that much. Yeah, no, and there is They're like they said I think I get like a weekly update of like Yeah, well my tournaments for the year. I don't even need a stats guy just use him Yeah, he said he ended the season. Thank you all to all the godheads who showed up every Thursday through Sunday in support This is only the beginning and I can't wait until next season, but first the presence cop Yeah, yeah, I guess we're god heads now. Yeah, we are gods. I'm gonna follow this I gotta be - I gotta I gotta get on it All right, I want last question Zach. Rowback question are you show back.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Qzips polo's hoodies gyro shorts and rowback calm promo code take Thanks for doing this by the way Chris. We were like I said. We've all been following you big fan I know you've listened so we wanted to do this for a long time. It's awesome. Yeah, thank you for having yeah All right, Zach you ready. Oh, yeah, sir. I did have a quick question I was gonna run a couple things by you to add to non-competition golf and if you were in or out on them Is that okay? Sure go for awesome the first one I got here is a water hazard is a one stroke penalty unless you one put the green Out just cuz it's complicated. Okay, uh second one is all you can drink pass at the pro shop And yeah, that's great. Third one is a barefoot as an option if the course is in warm climate Yeah And then last one Gonna be something you can kick at the turn would you be into that like physically kick something? Yeah I like I mean Yeah, I sure in yeah, if it's going that bad, you should be able to take some take it out on something Then a quick follow-up that's cool Do you find yourself doing a lot like tinkering and adjusting with the club throughout the season? Or you just kind of set it and forget it in the bag Now we're always every single one of us is always every week doing something whether it's smaller big We're always whether it's lead tape or changing lie angles. Uh, we're always doing something That's great here. I'm excited about the lead tape. Thank you for saying that. Yeah, I love it You need a heavier club. You put some lead tape on it All the gear that's out there to like fix any developing golfers mindset or just like prey on their insecurities Yeah, I love all the like random suits It's also like all at home deep out there, which is hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. What's the weirdest piece of like golf instructional equipment that you've gotten? Um I got this like actually I use like this band like a like a therapy band and I'll wrap it around myself and you can hold it so it like Keeps my swing tighter So it's just like a therapy like a random therapy band that I found but you use it for like muscle memory Yeah, like keep your arm tighter. Yeah, like traces traces your swing better work like I don't know how to describe it without having it on me But it's a it's a weird thing that it feels good to me. I like it. But everyone's got all sorts of crazy shit. Yeah Um, all right. Well, Chris Besselock win this for America Uh, would love to anyone or any of the other guys who want to stop by the week of the presence cup We'd love to have them back and get a my screen We just get them hooked up. That'd be a selling point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, and I look forward to One day doing the 50 shots first one. Yeah, uh scramble video that we'll take have to plan. We'll have to do some serious planning Yeah, it's like 16 hours and it'll be unwatchable But it would be an interesting like could we beat you with 50 shots? Yeah, we'll have to find that All right. Thanks, man. 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Don't know how bad I got bangs, but they they told me it wasn't bad still driving a chick car For now, mm-hmm in the process getting rid of it. Yeah How are you going to get rid of it? Sell it. Okay. Treat it. Are you selling to memes? Leave it leave it leave it with the key inside of the farmer's market Four dollars meme sales has to give it to Zach for four dollars Memes still hasn't fixed the car that I gave to Hank for for one dollar Hank gave memes $2,500 to take his yeah, but I gave Hank my car 99 there was only like seven years old for a dollar Then Hank gave it to memes with cash to get it fixed and memes still hasn't got to fix what four years ago He just pocketed he just he just pocketed 25 on a big money laundering scheme. We got here. Yeah It's a great car. Yeah, Mazda makes came me to good car with that one It's a new yeah, new charity cars for men. Yeah, means I gave a new tape job. It's looking good You just have tape on your bumper a new tape job. Love it. I had a light scare that not an issue. What? Uh when I like lice when I one lights or lice lice. Oh my god. I went away with what are you a six-year-old child? I went away with my family. Did you leave your backpack in a sandbox with children? Yeah, with clay Travis and they live on separate sides of the country and they both Got lice so like my sister was like you got it like she was kind of freaking out because like we're going to the wedding That's we got you got to get a check you get a check you got to get checked She was freaking me out. Mm-hmm. No less Speaking of clay Travis do you see like the like maybe the most erotic headline ever for him just got posted? No At age 52 Ichiro just threw a 127-pitch shutout with 17 strikeouts during an all-star game against the best high school girls in Japan He's gonna love that. Oh yeah, there's that's another 10 years of content Uh-huh Ichiro's Ichiro is he might be the most addicted to baseball guy of all time He has the thing about that though is I believe that Ichiro could still play in the major. Yeah To a high school girls in Japan played baseball. I don't know. They might. Do you see? I mean like I feel like if it was the best high school softball girls and he was throwing salt like I don't know that Softball players are necessarily gonna be able to like hit The guy can't stop playing baseball. I love it. He just loves baseball. He was addicted to the sport All right, so no lice no lice no lice clean bill health clean bill health. All right. No bugs. No bugs. Okay All right PFC I had a little thing this morning. I had a pretty good week two so not a lot to complain about but Blake's had ear infections. He gets ear infections like every four months I don't know what it is with this dog, but every time he gets them have to take him to the vet They have to put him like all the way under to clean his ears because it's so painful that he won't let anybody get close to his ears So every time he gets put under and then when he comes back home He's like a little bit groggy and he has to poop real bad for like the next two days So um on Thursday mornings I have to wake up and do wake up bar stool So I set the alarm what I like to do is I set the alarm for about usually 545 in the morning. Okay, and then I pop my Daily dose of Adderall right there. Okay, 545 in Blake's mouth. No, we share sometimes. Okay No, no, I pop it myself and then I go back to sleep for a little bit Then I wake up at around usually 615 620 and it starts to hit as I get to the office I can skip my first cup of coffee. I feel like I'm awake when I get to the office early Yeah, Addernapp Addernapp. Yeah, Hank invented that you did. It's a great tech and Lister quill. Yeah, and Barbara Cuffalo. Yep. Yep By the way, Lister quill is just an insane invention. Yeah, it's absolutely so I'm saying that it's so doesn't happen yet Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, it's in beta. It's like a speedball that you can get at CVS. Mm-hmm. So um So that was my intention so I put my little pill out on my bedside table last night before I went to bed And I fell asleep and since Blake is having these stomach issues He woke me up in the middle of the night twice and um the second time that he woke me up. It was about 230 When he woke me up I don't remember this but for the first like 15 seconds I was in like deep REM sleep. Mm-hmm So I opened up my eyes and I'm operating like a zombie. I end up taking them downstairs, but then I come back up and I lay back down in the bed and I have a really hard time falling asleep. So I end up, I take my phone out and I end up organizing every single app on my desktop into little different homes for each of them, like apps within apps. So I do like an hour's worth of desktop organization on my iPhone, which is very unlike me. I'm like the least organized desktop person ever. And I just can't get back to sleep. I don't think anyone's ever called a desktop, by the way. Well, that's, I think that's what they call it when you're putting it into the different files, the different apps into the files. So I'm like, what the hell is going on? I can't get back to sleep. No, this thing doesn't matter. Okay. What do you call it? Sure, you should've said no. What do you call it? I don't think it's called desktop, but maybe. It's your home screen. Okay, but there's like five different, there's like four different ones in this wipe over. I thought you were talking about a computer the whole time. Most people said that over the, yeah. The desktop is a home screen, whatever you call it. It's irrelevant. Yes. No, it's pretty relevant. It's irrelevant to the story. Bottom line is I stay, I'm awake for like an hour and a half. And I'm like, this sucks because I have to get up for wake up bar stool and I'm ruining the only like, you know, a small amount of sleep that I have for this night. Yeah. And I, I looked over to my bedside table and I guess the first time that Blake had woke me up to let him outside to poop, I had interpreted his barking as being my alarm. And in the REM sleep, I popped an Adderall at like probably 1 a.m. Oh, this morning, that's brutal. And so then it did hit me the second time I let him out. And then I was up for like an hour and a half organizing the desktop on my phone and not realizing exactly what I was doing. That's brutal. So then I just couldn't get back to sleep. So I've been awake since about 1 a.m. Oh, that sucks. Oh, that sucks. Because of my like sleep pill taking. That sucks. Yeah. That is brutal. That's a tough, tough way to start the day. Yeah, I have like a, I have a bunch of books on Kindle that cause like I get woken up all the time by my kids, my cell whatever. So I just have like emergency boring books that I just hit instantly. And I'm usually back asleep by like in like 5 minutes. Just knock it out. Yeah. Just like start reading and just be like, and I always like, I'm picking it up at random pages. So I don't even know what's going on. Yeah. It's just the active reading the words. Uh, okay. My fire press. I got two quick ones. This is a pre-fire fest. I, I love my boy Max. I love my boy Max. I actually said in our book that if I could just watch Max exist, it would be like the, I would be happy because I just find him so funny and I love him to death. You love me, right? We love each other. Well, I'm waiting. Okay. No, it's not a bad thing. Should be determined. We, as of right now, Max and I have a six day date next week. Oh, yeah. That is going to be hell for our friendship. Oh, yeah. If the playoffs started today, there's a lot of baseball to be a lot of baseball, but if the playoffs started today, we would have a Saturday, Wisconsin Penn State Monday, Bears Eagles, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Philly's Cups. It's going to just be, and I love you. That's why I don't want, you know, well, right now, it's a nice crescendo to us thinking about it last night because it's like, it starts with like the one that like either of us could lose and be like, I'm willing to give you that. I know. I'm willing to give you that one, and then just goes up and up and up and up. Yeah. Yeah. We got PFT. Have you guys thought about doing tattoo bets? No. Too many games. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? I mean, I'll get another tattoo. Yeah. I will eventually. Yeah. We'll see. Okay. We'll see. We got a lot. We got a lot of a lot of shit, but we were discussing. We were texting last night because we had to make like some pre-plans that if the Cubs and Phillies are playing in at Riggly next week, we're going to stream Monday night football, not go to the game and then go to all the Cubs, Phillies games. If the Cubs and Phillies are playing in Philadelphia, we will go to Monday night football and stream the other ones. But yeah, we're just facing it. We're facing it down the barrel. My other firefighters, Max, I do love you. I love you. We have to get our love out of the way now because I love you, too, but we, but yeah, we got to get the love out of the way. My other one is that just my assistant Dom is annoying everyone in the office with his Cleveland fan fandom, like multiple complaints, not Hank multiple complaints. It's a night talk. Steve said that Dom was just waiting at the front at the front door yesterday with his guardian Shersey on. He was like, he was just being nice about it. Want to talk balls. Like, yeah, I can't. I was like, I told him. I was like, Dom, you can't talk to people. It's so performative. I was like, either talk shit to people or like, don't go up to people being like, Hey, did you see the game? He came in on Tuesday full Guardians uniform looking ridiculous, like a toddler and I think he was wearing baseball pants. He was. He had a catchers made on too. And then the next day lost that night comes the next the next day, completely normal clothes and literally in the corner of her go the cows are going to be so good. This year like moved on completely because they lost one game. Then they won that night comes back in the next day in a completely different full like head to toe uniform. It's too much. You can't flip flop like that. He's not flip flopping. He's just, I mean, he just, it's too much, it's too much Cleveland sports in our face. Well, he's got to go way overboard for those teams because of the browns. Yeah. It's like that's all he said. He also says this weekend is a Super Bowl. I heard of a pool that he dropped to someone that he, oh, Zupi, who's also a Cleveland guy that works here, shout out, Zupi. He said to Zupi a week ago, I think we're leaving Florida to and oh, talking about the brown starting the season in Jacksonville and Tampa Bay. He said that to him. I think we're leaving Florida to and oh, I respect the hell out of Brown's fans. I do. No, I respect the hell out of Brown's fans. It's just. It's a nice guy. He's like white talk. Steve was like basically doing the scene from the superannos when with Jackie April, when Tony's like, put your hands up, like fight like a man, white talk. So he was like, just talk shit to me. I can, I understand how to converse and shit talking don't ask, don't be like, hey, did you see like this player's like, you know, strike out rate and like, don't make conversation. So we got a, we got a fixed on, we got a, we got a, we got a, we got a, I think it's performative thing. It's not. He's, it's just, he's too nice. And he thinks that he, like anyone losing a game and showing up in nothing and being like, it's, it's all about the cabs and showing up the next day. And a full uniform, I didn't hear that part. I know that the last day was a day game. So that's why I assumed he was in a uniform. He went, they went to, I don't even know if they won that yesterday, so he shouldn't, so it's his fault they lost. No, he did after they lost, they lost game one and then won the next two. Got it. Got it. So then he went full uniform. No, he went full uniform. They lost. He gave up. Came in the next day. It said seasons over. We're onto the cabs. Then, then the next day he went full uniform, then came back in full uniform. I, I kind of, I was very funny. Baseball's kind of like that. That is very funny. Yeah. I mean, Max, you, you said, I still, I said seasons over like nine times this week. I still think it's over. He's just got to learn how to talk shit. That's all. He'd like, I told him I was like, Don, when you told Hank to shut the fuck up bitch in the group chat, I was like, that was great. You just got to do that. He tried talking shit to me and Zackter and the NBA playoffs. He hit us with a boom. No, no, not a boom. He his way, Dean Wade boom, the Dean Wade boom, and then the next came back and me and Zack just said boom. Oh, he got boom. Oh, no, he got the boom back at him. He's a nice guy. He's coach his job. He's coaching Max in terms of like how to become a LeBron fan. It's not going well. Yeah. He's great as job, but he's got this one flaw. I think he might be a bigger sixers fan than me. Yeah. He texted me today. I think he's a LeBron fan ahead of being a cast. I told him he can't talk to me about LeBron anymore. He texted me today a practice, a practice clip from LeBron in the gym and he said that first low post spin move is going to hit like crap. He's, he's living for you. It was a, a sixers account that tweeted this practice video. He's, he's living vicariously through you. Oh, man. All right. Uh, Zach, my office this week, uh, I think we, we spoken here semi recently to my, uh, the ads on my laptop are trying to convert me to Islam. That was a whole thing. What? I did. The ads on my laptop were attempting to convert me to Islam for a couple of weeks. I don't know if we talked about that, but I, that's so messed up on my, my bad. Well, well, I was going to sleep. It was playing prayers and I would wake up and it was, it was kind of soothing, honestly. I didn't convert, but I think, I think legally you are converted. As far as hours like watch time may be, yeah, but we got over that hump and then this week, it's been all Russian and they're either trying to sell me a time share or an apartment. So I'm not sure if I'm under like cyber attack or if like my own information has been compromised, but I'm really not sure where to go from here. Did you try to sell you a time share in Russia? Yeah, it's, this week it's all in Russian and it's either apartments or time shares. I don't know because I can't speak Russian. It could be an apartment time share. Yeah. The time share of an apartment. Like in Moscow. You are like the weakest link in our cyber security. Our cyber security is also like, it's ever a lot. Remember, remember last year I got, I got the fake fishing thing because I clicked on the Uber Eats gift card, the Pete, all business Pete sends out. He got me and I got an email back being like, you gotcha. Exactly. You clicked on something. But I don't even know how they convert me. 'cause I can't speak the languages. - I can't even bite down the hook if I wanted to. - They'll convert. - Yeah, I think you might be halfway there. - Yeah, I'd agree. - That's the law of Malaykum. - Yeah. - Malaykum's alone. - So you know, that's tough, you're right, yeah. - You know. - That was a test. - That's bad, that's like doing shaving a haircut. - Man, you just had to respond. - You have it. - You've heard it. - Damn. - Calling response. - For a while there was just, it's peaceful it's like a soothing wind noise they play on these songs. - Listen, Zach, if you convert, like we could maybe open up an entire new frontier in terms of listenership in the Middle East. - Maybe get some of that public investment fund money. - Yeah. - Hank. - Yeah. - Dude, imagine if Mecca was just blasting part of my take. - Yeah. - Zach, do this for us. What? - Fumble. - It's a brand new market. We could use that market. - Come on, Zach. - We could use that market. - We could always use the new market. I can try to learn Arabic but it seems so much harder than sign language. - You should do that. You know how Mr. Beast does like his videos in 50 different languages. You should, after we record part of my take, do. - Oh yeah. - I don't know the language, but that language. - Yeah. - I can start with the intro. - I'll start with the intro. - I'll start with the intro from there. - Hi, it's me. Hi, Habibi. - Yeah. - Oh, this might not be a good idea. Now we're saying it out loud. - Yeah. - Are you willing to change your name to Muhammad? - Oh. - That was not on your Mount Rosemar. - Not as right now. - You know what we, what was on your Mount Rosemar? - It was on your Mount Rosemar. - Oh, shit, Zach, you already started this. - Yeah. - Dude, you already been trying to get these. - It was a number two pick on his Mount Rosemar. - Yeah, I believe the songs, it's passive. They just, you've been opening your arms already. - We need to go back in, not an intercourse guy. - Yeah. - We have to go back and listen to like everything you've said on this. - You haven't eaten a lot of bacon. - That's not really a breakfast guy, yeah. - Oh. Okay. - It's like a pepperoni though. - That would be tough to dig about. - Yeah. - That would be tough. Okay, good show boys. But we're only gonna be tough to give up. Let's do numbers. - 10. - I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with eight. - Wait, what do you think it is? - Three. Seven. - Oh, you just took three? - Yeah. - Five. - That's fucked up. - Well, memes has been taken five. - Yeah. - So I need to try again. - You just joined the last. - I'll take one. - One's good. - Oh, hey, how about the renderings? They still had, the stadium was sick. - The same, does look awesome. Although shout out and mutt, he raised an excellent question about the commander's new stadium. - Mud. - Mud. - Oh, mud. - Okay. - So it's got that glass roof on it. - Yeah. - Have they thought about, if you have a glass roof, won't that melt the players? - Melt them, yeah. - Yeah, that's true. - Like that's could be a pro. - Magnifying glass? - Like a tiny ants. - Cold set 69. - Jane gets melt the players. - I already said one, Shane, you 88. 15 for Shane. - Thank you. - Jacob said 15. - Turn your fucking brain on Shane. - 31, 31. - 31. - Anyone? - One. - One, they're fighting back here. They're fighting, boys are fighting. - They're fighting. - They're fighting. - Yeah, all right. - We have Mike's back here in the fight. At that time, we interviewed Jane Daniels and five people. I don't know. (crowd cheering) I asked him if he, there was too much hype going in that season. Turn his eye. - Why don't you shut the fuck up, guys? (laughing) Get a quarterback that complied for what it was. Dr. Seven said that, not me. That was a good one. Dr. Seven said that. I'll never say that. - Oh, it's 15. - Oh, 15. - 15. - Oh, 51. - 15 would have been awesome. Happy birthday to Henry Lockwood. - Wow. - The architect. - Oh. - Happy birthday to Ryan Sandberg, RIP. Happy birthday to Serge Obaka. Happy birthday to Christian Pulist. (laughing) - What did you say? - Happy birthday to James Gandalfini. Happy birthday to Exhibit. Happy birthday to Ben Carson. Happy birthday to Rick Patino. Happy birthday to Tommy Tuberville. Happy birthday to Ronaldo. Happy birthday to Lance Armstrong. There's just one ball. Happy birthday also to Will Compton. And happy birthday to Tray Young, Ice Tray, future. And happy birthday to CJ McCallum. - Massive birthday weekend. - Big birthday weekend, coming up. - Yeah. - Shout out Henry Lockwood with the account. - Henry Francis Lockwood. - Our trucker. - Yeah. - Architect. - Happy birthday, Hank. 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