320: The Biggest Cheaters We Know

you know what tastes good? That's zero sugar and uncaffinated. What zero sugar doctor or a root beer. Like I've never had zero sugar root beer and I haven't had root beer in a long time. So when I'm tasting it, it just tastes like root beer to me. It doesn't taste like sugar-free root beer. Oh, I am so I drink so much I I've drinking so much diet. Now we're like I can never have a normal soda again. When I have a normal soda, I can taste it. I'm just like, ooh, this is way too much. So you prefer like the diet taste of like, I love the diet. Oh, that's like the supermodel in me, huh? Just like I love diet shit. Mm-hmm. I like the taste of stevia and trivia and like that fake sugar. Mm-hmm. Oh, get you going. It gets me going. Like whenever I drink like a whenever I drink a seltzer, I could taste like happy hour. I could taste the stevia in it. And that's why I liked it. A lot of people don't like like I remember we're at a portola festival. This is when a happy hour was like out and about a happy hour was in the festival. People were people were drinking it everywhere. Somebody came up, somebody said that they didn't like it because they don't like this taste of stevia. I was like, I don't know, you cannot like the taste of that. I think some people have a tongue for it. They can really suss it out. Interesting. I like those, are they called? Not trivia. What's the soda that sounds like stevia? Oh, uh, uh, uh. David always has them. Stevia. Sevia. Sevia. It's like sevia or sevia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like those sodas. Like those taste good to me. Oh, yeah. And those are like only stevia. Are they sodas? Are they like spark flavored sparkling water? I think they're considered like flavored sparkling sodas. But it's like halfway to a soda. It's like 50% of a. Sevia. Sevia. That's it. Sevia. Oh, yeah. I guess they're good to mix like cocktails with, especially they are a zero sugar soda. They are looking up with a doctor's idea. They're trying so hard to make it look familiar to the customer. Did you know that fresca is considered sparkling water? Yeah. That I always, I always thought it was a soda growing up. That doesn't taste like sparkling stuff. It doesn't taste like sparkling water. I don't know if they changed it though, because like the new cans are like sparkling water. Sparkling soda water. That to me, that tastes like what's that soda? That's like Italian. It starts with a P. Pelegrino. Pelegrino. To me, that looks like Pelegrino. Oh, yeah. Pelegrino. Pelegrino really did it right. Like the whole branding with Pelegrino, like the top, the fucking the little yogurt top. It looks luxurious. You feel like you're on Lake Como. Haven't one of those exactly. I think they crushed it and I hope they never changed it. Because you know how brands are always like, oh, we got to look more modern, but they got new stuff in that though. I've been addicted to the the chow's man, are they good? The what? The chow? Jared Chype type in chow soda. C I A O. Oh, oh, what's this? It's made from them, but they're the, they're only like 10 calories. Oh, yeah. Pelegrino has a lot of sugar. Honestly, this looks like a celt or to me. Like chow, like, bye, I'm getting drunk. It makes me feel you know what I mean? Oh, wait, it's chow higher by. I think it's both. I love that. Yeah. Right. Why don't we have that like a loha? Yeah. Wait, a loha is by too. I think yeah. A loha is both like hello and goodbye. Really? Is it? I don't think so. Hello and goodbye. Is it? Yes, it is. It is a hello and goodbye. I, I, I fucking love learning. Rich, you learn something on this podcast every day. Yeah, you know what? I love this pie. This is what I love on filters. We also didn't use to say hello until it was like the, the tell. Oh my gosh, my brain's not working day. The telephone. Yeah, caused us to say hello. Like, we say before. I don't know really what we said, but the telephone, like, do we say hello because of the telephone? Wait, what? Did you just come up with this? Or you look at it? I heard about this. It was probably like back in the day. People would be like greeting. So before hello became popular in the late 19th century, largely popularized by Thomas Edison for telephone use. People used formal time based situational greetings. Like how do you do? Good morning. Good day. Good evening. What cheer? Howdy. Hail. Oh gosh. Um, so, so hello. So hail or hello, or sorry, hello came from it came because of the telephone. And there was also that song. You ever see the frog was like, hello, my darling. Hello, my baby. Hello, my ragtime gal. Yeah. That was like making fun of the popularization. If that's a word of that of people starting to say hello on the phone. Wow. There's a whole little root in story behind it, but just fun fact. Nice. Hedge. I also just love the fact that howdy is a contraction of how do you? Oh, no, no. That just scared that just fuck me up. I'll do you. Wow. Whoa. That is crazy. That's had no idea. Wild. A bit originally, Alexander Graham Bell was preferring to use a hoi on the telephone. Okay. A little nautical. I like a hoi. A hoi. Yeah. I kind of like that too. Also in in in Spanish, or maybe it's like more Mexico's Spanish. Um, like they go like, Bueno, when like the answer the phone. Bueno. Bueno, Bueno. I mean, um, like good, but they're like probably like good day. How are you? Like it's, but I noticed like in when I'm watching like Spanish based movies, they're like, Bueno, or like in Japan, like, Mushi, Mushi. It's like, like kind of slaying, like sort of green. Cultural greetings. What is Mushi? Mushi, Mushi. Don't they say that on the phone? It means hello, or I'm about to speak. Interesting. Cause that's the name of his cat. Mushi. Mushi. Oh, no, no, it's mochi. Oh, it's mochi. That's totally different. I think it just sounds like Mushi. Mushi. Well, Mushi, Mushi. Bueno, welcome to the episode. Yeah. For all of our Japanese viewers, how do you? A holy if you're on a boat right now. Yeah. If you have really good service out there in the middle of the ocean, a holy. I want to go, I want to go back to the boat talk because I just recently found out what knots are. Nots like that's a way of like measuring sailing. Like you can't really measure like miles or you're going like 70 knots an hour. I always wondered why boats was always knots. Like they don't say like, Oh, I'm doing 50 miles an hour on a boat. It's like, it's all by knots because I guess they're so weird. But it's like in a, okay, a nautical knot is a unit of speed equal to one nautical mile an hour using maritime and aviation navigation. Yeah. Plains are on that too. It's how many knots it lets out within that distance. Because I guess they're dealing with like different variables of like wind and like also currents of the ocean. Like it's not like a land powered measurement. Does that make sense? So they have to like, talk really on like a different estimate. Whenever I hear the word not, the first thing that go, the first thought of my head, my fat ass just thinks of pretzels. Pretzels. Like how many knots is that? And in my head is like, oh, how many pretzels is that going to be? But a pretzel knot is like a garlic knot, right? Garlic. No, no. Like when they hit that, but a pretzel itself is a knot. Yes. Yeah. Who is that guy to be like, look at this guy's knot? And then we're going to make tiny little knots for the, for the bag pretzels. Nothing better than a fucking hot, nice pretzel while watching a movie. Okay. Really fill you up. Where you get, oh, it like in a movie theater pretzel. Like, I'm like, you're not having a big ass. Say it has a whole pretzel machine. It's actually no, it's actually a great snack for a movie theater because like when you're watching a movie in a movie theater, you just like get super fucking hungry. You don't want to get up and like get a refill or whatever. I think the best thing to eat is a pretzel because that it's just full of carbs. It fills you up. You don't have to eat candy. You dunk it in mustard or cheese. Cheese with a hint of mustard. I sing. I sing. I sing. anti-ans. Gloppy. Gloppy. I sing the gig. I sing. Boy, where are we at, cinema? What movie theater are you going to? Any anis. Any anis? Whatever. It's a thing. It's a tomato tomato. But it's not tomato though. Well, they made it on the ends. I every time I go there, I'm getting, I'm getting the cinnamon sugar, the cinnamon sugar pretzels in and not dipped in icing ruchina. That's, that is my, my way of giving me a mustard cup though. Don't make me go into a dark ass theater with a packet of mustard. And I'm sitting there in the dark trying to just get a little data mustard on my pretzel. Yeah, because if I'm, if I'm dipping it in a cheese dip, love it. It makes sense. I can do that in the dark. No problem. I could see mustard being like illegal in the future because I just think it's such a disgusting, horrid sauce to be eating with anything. What is the second? Why is it like, I know it's like made out of mustard seeds, but like, what is in it other than mustard? Like, what is it? Like, there's vinegar in it too, right? I think it's one of the only zero calorie sauces. So, I mean, I gotta give it that. So, yeah, there's whole ground cracked and bruised mustard seeds mixed with water, vinegar, lemon juice, wine, and other liquid salt and often poured. It tastes like there's something else in it. Like all that, that sounds like a, that sounds like a balsamic vinegar dressing, which I don't mind eating, but I don't know what is in the mustard that is like, oh, I want to, I want to wash my mouth out with acid right after. Mustard could ruin a sandwich. Like, it dominates like the flavor of it. If there's too much, but it can make a really bland thing taste pretty good. Like, I like it on a hot dog. That's like, take it to the next level. And I like it. And that is crazy because most people, I feel like if you ask every person in the world that eats a hot dog, what is the sauce that they put on it? It's mustard. Yeah, which is crazy. Mustard and ketchup. I know mustard and ketchup, but like mustard is like the main sauce. That's too much. But if you're getting a hot dog and just putting ketchup on it, I don't want to talk to you. No, do I want to sit next to you? Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's either, okay. Hot dog with ketchup, goaded, but if it's like a spicy sausage hot dog type thing, spicy brown mustard, relish onion. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can back that up. It's a, you know, it's a step above a normal hot dog. You know how to really kill me like execution style? If you were to put it like a hot, like a hot dog in front of me and the ingredients are mustard and sweet relish to me, that's like, oh, electric chair, like that's your point. Like I'm taking a bite and then you turn on the electric chair and it's like, that's the worst way to go for me. Is it Zane getting water-borted with just mustard drops? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no. You what relish should be? It should be pickles. Like if you had, if there was pickle, well, it is, it's, it's chop pickle. Is it? Yes. That's it. I never really gave real. It's like salsa. It's chop tomatoes. But make it taste like pickles. It is. It do. It does taste like pickles. You have to get the dill relish one. That's what tastes like pickles. Hold on. Oh, wait. Here's the thing. There's dill pickle relish. Damn it. Is it pickles? But why does it say that it's, it's just made from vegetables and fruits? They only, they could put it in there. Yeah. Like if you, if you open like a dill relish, like, um, container, you look inside it. There has like little bits, pieces of like, maybe pepper and maybe onion. It just all tastes sweet to me. I want to taste more like a damn pickle. It's like a, it's like a salsa chutney. Okay. You know what I mean? Little hint of tomato, little hint. Okay. All right. Let's roll the intro. But also while we're doing the intro, Heath, I, I've been holding my, I've been holding my tongue since we started in this, in this room. I can never see your face. The camera, the camera is right in front of your face. So I'm going to move it. Is that better? Let's feel free now. One, two, three. It's cocktail, baby. [MUSIC] Welcome back to Zayn Heath and Filter. I'm Zayn. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. And we are here again on planet Earth. Thank you for being here with us. Um, thank God for technology because we wouldn't be able to do this if it wasn't for tech. For big tech. Like, honestly, like we got to love Wi-Fi camera lenses, audio, Jared, and really when you put it all together, it creates this beautiful show because you know what I mean? It's really lovely. How was Super Bowl? I mean, I know you were not at the game, but you were there for the festivities of the weekend. Um, I, I wouldn't even say, like, I definitely was there, but it did not feel like I was at Super Bowl at all. Like, because just like last year, we all float, we all fly in. We go to our hotel room where like in our house, okay, it's where, it's, it's, it's about, we're about to go to work. We go to habit is stationed in the same venue, but two different parties are happening. One party's a Shaq's funhouse. The next day is the Sports Illustrated party. And, um, and we're just pretty much, it's like, it's just like we're, like we're with the food truck the whole time. We're just there with the mics running around interviewing everybody. And, um, it just, it really, it's crazy. When you're in work mode, you just don't feel like you're a Super Bowl. Like, it doesn't feel like you're there. It just feels like you are on the side and my, it was fun. It was fun to be with like the whole habit team, but it's, it, it really felt like we were, we were home. Yeah. We were in, in the same city, like flying back there and then back, it didn't feel like anything. It was crazy. That's true. Cause it is a short flight. It's not like you were too, too far away. And, and just seeing like everybody there at this party in both nights, I was just like, wow, people, like everybody here right now, everybody's like drunk every time you go the time you're just like, wow, these people have been waiting for months to be in here. Like, they've been waiting for months for this night. And we're just sitting here like, oh shit, but we're here. We're here working. Y'all killed it though. Your video looked amazing. Oh my, yeah, dude, it, it, Alicia and I wore the same outfits both nights just to make it look like one night. Yeah. Good. And the whole real, even Alicia was really funny. Even Alicia got her hair styled by like a hair person to make it look like the same day. And I also realized that espresso martinis, that's the way to go before you do street interviews like that. It is like literally the secret weapon. Oh, yes. espresso martinis. It gets you go with, did you see any celebrities there at the parties? Or was it mostly just like normal people? Matt, it's really funny. I didn't see one person. I, there was, oh, there was one tick talker that I like that I saw that we passed by each other. Hey, hey, one person. The whole weekend. Oh, wow. Which is pretty crazy. Cause there was a lot of people there. I did see Mora from traders at the sports illustrator. Mora from traders was there. Oh, wow. Walked by her. That, that was probably the crazy celebrity I saw and they interviewed C.D. Lam. We interviewed C.D. Lam. I didn't know who C.D. Lam was when they brought it because habit had a few people that were do that were part of the campaign that, um, and part of it was like that. We could interview them. It was like, oh, cool. Okay. So we had C.D. Lam. We had Clark and Taylor from last season of love Island. I didn't watch it. So I like, you know, I didn't. But it's good that I didn't know any of them because it like made it like less. No nerves. Yeah. No nerves. Yeah. It was just like C.D. It's so fun. Taylor was like, I can't believe it didn't for you C.D. Lam. I'm like, who, who? Bring it on. But that's only because I, you know, I don't watch, like I don't know anybody in any football. Like literally, the only people I know is like Tom Brady. Like when I think of like a football player, Tom Brady, this was like the first super bowl I'd ever watch where I did not know like really a single player at all on each team. I mean, one kid's from like my hometown, but that was like it was there was not like a big football star in any team compared to like past super bowls. I feel like I'm always at known at least one hot shot in the game, but this one I'm like, I don't know. Who are you going for again? I think you talking about. I went for Seahawks. You went for Seahawks. Because Patriots always win. They're like the underdog, right? Seahawks. Yeah. They ever been to their super bowl. That they've ever won. They have been to past super bowls. And I don't know when the one that they won before when that was, but yeah. God, it was first one. Did you get to watch the game at all? All editing. Well, I was, we went straight to because because we needed the video to go up as soon as possible just like last year. So we literally, we finished Saturday night, flew out the next morning, went straight here. And I went straight to Alicia, the mean Alicia, just kept editing while the game was going on. Okay. A little viewing party while we're doing. A little viewing party. Yeah. It was the most uneventful super bowl though. Oh, my God. It was so boring. Like just the Patriots couldn't get any points on the board. We got to a point where I started rooting for the Patriots just to see some fucking action take. I know. The only thing I actually sat and watched where we like took a break and watched was the half-time show, which was lovely. Amazing. Okay. So watching, watching through the screen, image, it was such a good, well put thing like the grass and all that was so fucking sick. And I think they were, they presented like that like the Puerto Rico and just like the whole culture of it. Yeah. It was really, really, really good. It like, it honestly felt like, I mean, this is what it just felt like it felt so like Miami too. Like I imagine seeing this half time cerebral in like a Miami game. Like it would have been sick in Miami if it was at like a stadium in Miami. Yeah. I love it. That's what I felt like I was watching. It was, it was sick. You could tell though that the whole thing was done for TV. Like. Yes. Pretty very good though, like I'm sure nobody in the stands could really see what was going on with like the drop through and like everything in the grass. But on TV, it looked phenomenal. I did watch, I did watch different video, different people's perspective from those, I'm not gonna lie. It was a pretty shitty like a view point from that was my, my only complaint about it and my only complaint last year, even though both Kendrick Lamar and bad buddies performances were awesome. It's, I wish the performances were more for like this stadium itself than for the camera but I understand that there are more people watching on TV that than there are at the Super Bowl. But if I spent $15,000 on a ticket at the Super Bowl, I want to see the concert. Like the Grammys, the Oscars, I understand because everybody's there. No one's paying for tickets to go to the Oscars to the Grammys and so they'll watch everybody's there. You accept your award. Also everybody there. They don't really care too. Like they're, they're, it's almost like a, it feels like it's like a business ceremony. You know, it's like, you know, who's the best of the best in our industry? Super Bowl. People are paying so much money to be there. I paid $15,000 to be there and I put my life savings into it because this is just such an important game to me. And I wasn't able to see like the halftime show like that or in like the same way that the viewer did. I'd be pretty bombed. They're like, oh, damn, that stinks. I wonder if they had that on a feed on the Jumbo Tron. Like the one. Sure. They were for TV. Yeah. They had to have that up so people could like see. I'm sure, right? Yeah. I'm sure. I like the creativity they're doing these days, but like how about we make it both cool for the camera and for the venue itself. Remember, I forget who maybe I think it was Rihanna's year. I think it wasn't just her. Oh, yeah. Rihanna's. Everyone could see that. You could be up in the nosebleeds. She was eye level to you. That's what you're watching. A mega church. Just like, oh, you said I have my money. Boom. Like to me, that's a halftime show. Like that's because you need to make it fun for the for people that are there that pay $1,000 and the. Yeah. Yeah, just make it like the SpongeBob bubble bowl, dude. Yeah. That's what we need. Yeah. But on this was also this was like what are the first time that I've ever actually this was the first time I've ever seen bad bunny really perform because I've never really looked up his videos or music videos or anything just because I did bad bunny perform my Coachella a couple of years ago or was it or is that or I think he did. I don't know. Maybe. That was like really the only time I like saw him, but I was like, I think I was walking by. This was truly like it's sitting watching that whole 15 minute show him. He is a great performer. Yeah, he had a way that he's like the way that he's just singing the way he's because a lot of people, like they cannot do that shit live. No, it's tough. And I felt like there was not one ounce of lip-syncing in there, right? No, that was all really. Yeah, just like to me, that is, I mean, that is so fucking that that's town, like being able to remember where to go and all the moves and just everything. Also remembering all your fucking lines and the way the songs it's just in Green Day's opening so great too. And I felt like the crowds were actually like real. I hate stage crowds and especially like things like the Super Bowl where they have people like, you know, the hands are so coordinated and everyone just feels like they're like actors to be in a crowd. I felt like everyone there in the beginning was like genuinely rocking out with the band. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Green Day before they did before the game started. It was like a preper. Got it. We missed the whole we missed the whole beginning when we got there. It was right before Charlie Puth. I didn't didn't know that was. Yeah, I was the national anthem. Charlie Puth's national anthem was like his voice is crazy. Oh, damn, okay, I got it. I thought, I thought I saw everything. I guess I didn't. You missed out. Did you see any of the commercials? A few. A few. We were really locked in on the editing, but I think some of the ones that I saw were some of the ones I saw I already saw already, which is really weird. Yeah, they released them early on TikTok. So that was like, why would why would you do that? You want every because a lot of people, a lot of people watch the commercials too. They want to see it for the first time. Like Sabrina Carpenter's rich commercial that I, I, I saw it everywhere before the Super Bowl. They've been doing that last year too. Got it. They shouldn't do that. I guess you want to make an incentive for people to want to watch like bringing more eyes, but I guess they have done studies where they think if you have like maybe seen a tease of something before and you're recognizing it again on the TV. You're going to watch it. It wasn't a tease. It was a full commercial. Like I, like a lot of the commercials I saw, I felt like I saw the whole thing already. But all the commercials, dude, most of them were like AI, AI base, GM, terrible, like crypto gambling stuff. It's like, this is the state of the world. I'm not the America. We're like, this is where we're shelling out. Everything was AI. I thought the same thing. I was like, this is crazy. Also, I'm so sick. The whole theme I feel like for every commercial was to do a younger throwback AI version of these actors that I was like, dude, who is this for? Obviously, Jennifer, like all those actors obviously approved it, but I'm surprised that their team approved that. Like if I feel like if I was any of these people, I'd be like, no, why don't you just have us in the commercial? I think it's going to look so much better. Even if you were to like make them look younger, like with like the hair and the clothing and keep them, like keep them, they're like, keep them looking the same age. I think it would have looked even better. I didn't, I don't know why they would do that. Yeah, there was a big, what's it called, the uncanny, like Valley, like effect. And then did you see the Jurassic Park one? Yes, I did. Yes, that was another one where they were just like, AI and their faces. And then sometimes there's commercials that are playing, you're like, what is even being advertised right now, too? And you don't even know what it is they're promoting. It's really interesting. I've noticed that like in the past couple of years, everybody's constantly going back in time, like even all the celebrities like outfits for the Grammys, for the Oscars, for the they always are wearing outfits that somebody already wore 20, 30 years ago, like they're like bringing it back like or they're inspired by honoring or paying homage. Yeah. And it's like, damn, we can't come up with anything original anymore. It's tough. You know, I just think everything's been done. Like what, like what do you do? My favorite was Lays. That was my favorite one. That one actually made me cry. That was the cute one, right? Where it was like the down in the daughter. It was like, this is your farm now. Oh, it was just so sweet. It made me cry. I loved it. The Lays, they knocked it out of the park. I love one that just touches my heart. Was it based on a true story? Oh, I don't know. You know what? I bet there was probably a true story behind it. Well, I think the it was based on that Lays sources their potatoes from like true family farms and stuff. And they wanted to like pay homage to first. Yes, we do in the beginning. So yeah, it was inspired by new Miller farms and Illinois, a family farm that Pepsi has worked with for decades. Their generation potato and vegetable farm. It was just sweet. How do we feel about the coin base commercial? Which one? The backstreet boy, the karaoke one. I didn't see that one. I didn't mind it because it was fun. Yeah. It was it went into like straight old school karaoke. And it was basically doing backstreet boys. I wanted that way. And every while you're watching it, there's a moment where you think it's something wrong with the TV. Like did someone truly switch it to karaoke mode and you're kind of singing along with it. And then it has like a coin base logo at the end. But you know, you know, you know, the team sat that sat there coming up with this idea. And they're like, wait, first of all, we're going to get everybody in the stadium probably singing to this. We're going to get all the Super Bowl parties are happening in people's houses. Just start singing it because it's like, you when you see a karaoke screen like that, you just want to sing it like you want to participate and they knew that the minute you saw the word coin base, everyone's going to go, just like that, just like that, that that group to group, fucking, uh, and I like, you know that they thought that was hilarious. But we all remembered it. Because at the whole time you're thinking, what is this going to turn into? What is this going to turn into? Yeah. And then it's coin base. But it was creative. Ish, it was, it was like, it was lazy, but at the same time, it was, it was pretty genius. Like it was like, you don't, you don't see that as a commercial. But that was it. Where are the good Super Bowl ads? Where's the what's up? I want something that is just like iconic for the whole year to truly remember it becomes a staple of culture. Yeah. It was, I don't know. Did they have a good, I feel like Doritos a lot of times they have like one of the best commercials. Did they have a good. Doritos is usually good. I don't know if I saw one this year. Oh, there was no Doritos this year. I didn't notice one. It all just becomes a bit of a blur. Hmm. I just don't like the huge star studded ones where it's like, oh, we have this celebrity. We have this celebrity. Oh, it's Lady Gaga singing jiggly puff was kind of cool. I don't know. I never thought that would happen, but it did. How much are commercial spots again? Oh, the Chris Hemsworth one. I'm just looking down at it right now. Was that the one that was to do with the missing dogs? No. No, that was ring camera. The minute I saw it, like, dude, I might I switched so quick at first. I was like, oh, that's amazing. I'm surprised they didn't come over. Wait a second. This is a guy. So I had the same reaction with the Chris Hemsworth one where it was like watching him like walk in and like recognizing what he's doing. And I was like, to little weird. And then he has the whole paranoia thing like about it. And then they like make him feel like silly for being paranoid about it in the commercial. Wait, I'm curious of what you're talking about. He the the Chris Hemsworth Alexa one. I didn't watch that one. Oh, yeah, I remember this on TV, but I was just like, is that his wife? I don't know the whole time. I was focused on it. What was the premise of this commercial? He basically like walks in the house. The camera on the Alexa like sees that he was like doing something and it addresses what he has like in his hand. And he like freaks out about having an Alexa in the house. And then he like does this whole paranoid speech about what he thinks like is going to happen. And it like starts cutting back and forth to like these paranoid like visions. And it's all about how Alexa can kill him, which is like really dark. Very, very like final destination type deaths that Alexa is going to kill him or it's going to like do something. Got it. And then he ends up thinking it's a good idea to have this Alexa in the house that can like see him. And it was just like unwarranted like like without having to activate Alexa. Yeah, yeah. But also I feel like it was always activated even before we said, hey Alexa, you know what I mean? Like it was just like kind of we all just kind of knew that. But also the dog one was really interesting. If you like, they had a commercial where ring has it where when you like imagine your dog ran out, right? Yeah. If you put it into your like ring app, like I lost my dog, can you please help me? Everybody's camera pretty much turns on like what was it again? You look out for your dog. Yeah, it sinks. Everybody in the area. And we'll pick up if that dog was on somebody's ring camera is like, obviously, super beneficial. I get it. But also like little weird. Well, it's not that's not weird. It's what you can it's people taking advantage of it for something bad. What's the word perversion exploitation? Yeah. But then also like if you're doing that, I'm sure you only did ask the people around you. I bet it's a feature when you're signing up for the ring app because do you want to contribute to the community monitoring? If somebody loses something, you can contribute to your footage to solve the problem. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And they're not going to allow you to have cameras like in another neighborhood, you know what I mean? So like everybody that has their camera, everybody, I feel like kind of is aware of each other. I think it's a green light to get you to turn on that home monitoring thing into the application of it for the sake of helping pets. But there's more shit on the back end that you're saying yes to. You know who was at the Super Bowl? A little Dr. Pepper girl. Oh, yeah. Provided Coco. I'm sorry. I what you're already over it. No, I'm not over her. I I'm just so annoyed and frustrated that Dr. Pepper didn't do anything with her for the Super Bowl. Like what? Dr. Pepper owns Vitacoco. And that was her second video she made. All right, so Dr. Pepper owns Vitacoco, whatever. Still, I don't think it was a good call at all to do Vitacoco. Why didn't she do Dr. Pepper? Why didn't they have her due? Because they're trying to push that new Thank you. - I had a cocoa, you'll go look good. - But it didn't hit. - I didn't, they're making a hit. - It got 1.5 million likes as well on the video. I mean, it delivered. - I think it's because she did something else. Like if that was first, this would have never popped off. This popped off only because Dr. Pepper's popped off. - Correct. But I don't know. They just promoted another product, have her, you know. - I just don't think it was a good call. - Okay. - I don't think it was a good call. Like it was, like to me, it was kind of like dirty. I was like, oh, you know what? Dr. Pepper is too good. We're going to throw her a Vita cocoa. To me, that's how I saw it. I was like, oh, no, she's not. Let's push her to Vita cocoa instead. It was like, oh, let's do plan B instead. The Dr. Pepper is, I don't know. - Mad. - I was going to ask you, how was the kid rock show? - Didn't tune in. - Didn't not tune in to kid rock. - I thought you were subscribed to TPA. - TPA. - TPA. - What is it? - It was curious. There was a moment though, during, I was like, and someone just pull it up, 'cause I want to see how many people are actually watching it. - Yeah. - And a lot of people. - And they also got lots of, for fake views too. - Oh yeah. - How do you watch it? - I think it's on YouTube or is there like a, - They had a YouTube live stream of it. And they came out saying that they were like the second biggest live stream in the YouTube live stream. - Sure. - But they, the top ones are all like soccer for World Cup. And it's like, there's a no way you're competing anywhere near that. - Yeah. - I think at the end of the night, we checked to see how many viewers they had. And I think it was like four million, five million. - There's no way. - Around that. - But then they're claiming, oh, but you know, it was streamed in other places. So it was much more than that. - Dude, it's so hard to get that type of number. - In the moment. Yeah, I can see them getting that total for the whole fucking, the whole entire time. But at once, not possible. - I had a cocoa, you go low, go. Is this so damn delicious, you so. - Okay, maybe it's catchy, maybe it's catchy. I don't agree with it, but it's catchy. See, I just, I like Dr. Pepper's song better though. - It's good on nice. - That's your remake. - That's the same. - Oh, have you guys been watching any of the Olympics? - Yes, I have. - A little bit. - A little bit. - I watched some figure skating and, what else did I watch? Oh, and just some like, lose, but that's it. - Yeah, I've been, I've been tuning in, you know, I've been on my, my curling game. - Okay. - Really getting dialed in on that. - Dude, how did playing that in the backyard? - I used to think it was so dumb when I was younger, but as I've gotten older, when you watch it and you're just seeing the way they scrubbed that ice, getting that thing to hook, break, speed up, dude. There's a lot that goes into it. It's pretty awesome. - Yeah, it's fascinating. - I never knew that the ice is pebbled up in a certain way compared to normal hockey ice or figure skating ice. It's a whole different type of ice. - So cool. - So cool. And then the shoes they wear, where they're just like, it looks like they're on healies. - Yeah, 'cause when they go back to the starting point and they're just like gliding, they're like pushing. Pretty sick. - I mean, it's physically, for them to be able to be walking while putting that much weight onto their curling brooms at the same time, it's not easy. - Yeah. - It's not easy in so much communication as well. 'Cause I think what they're doing is they're shaving down the pebbles bit by bit just to get that curling puck. - But then, but then when they want to slow down, they just stop, right? They like, yes, yes. There's like hard, hard. - They go, they go, they go, they go, it's easy. - And then, what, Heath, please tell me more about this new curling journey that you're on. Where are you doing this? - No, I'm not doing it. I just think it's so fascinating that people grow up in the sport. - Oh, God, I got it. - So you're watching it. You're just watching it. - Yeah, okay. - Big fan. - I'm doing curling at the end of this month. - Really? - Yeah. I think somewhere, maybe in like, that's Ventura, or like Van Eyes, I think. - Oh, like, yeah. - I didn't even know there was like quartz for it that you could just go. - Yes, quartz here for it? - Yeah, you can. I mean, my sister-in-law, like, found it and set it up and asked if I wanted to go do it. So we're gonna be curling at the end of this month. - But you're gonna have to like, obviously practice not to like, move with the. - Wow. - It's gonna be a great learning experience. - I can't wait to see. That should be fun. - Did you see what happened on Lindsay Vaughan's comeback? - No, I heard that she crashed and I know that she was competing on already a torn ACL, right? - Why were, she was like, she retired back in like 2019. - Why were people, I did see people were upset with her. They're like, - Just even did it. - That she, yeah, she went with a torn ACL. They were like, oh, she's taking other people's opportunities. But I was like, is she though? - I don't know. I think if you worked that hard to get up to that point and yes, you have a torn ACL and they're probably like, you shouldn't do this. I bet some people in the past have historically competed on a torn ACL and achieved. And I think that was probably in her head. This is all my assumption and she was like, fuck it. I'm just gonna do it because I'm already at this point. Why not just give it a go and she fell. - But like bad pressure and then have to get like helicoptered out. - Damn. - Oh, that's, I mean, after, I mean, when you, when you crash like that on a torn ACL, that's it, right? - Yeah. - Damn. - It was her last hurrah. I mean, look, at least she tried. - Yeah, to me, to me, that's, I see, I see a, a fucking. - I think she's also 41, like. - Yeah, that definitely was your last Olympics. You gotta like do it. But, oof, I hope she's healing okay though. - She does not look forward to you. She looks good. - I do know that there's been like a, or just some scandal or some talk about the, you know, the Olympic ski jumpers, the people who, you know, go on. - The long distance. - Long distance ones. - The long distance. - Yeah, where they, where they, um. - They just like go completely flat and just like fly through the air. - Yeah. - Oh, so it's like the ramp. They fly through the air and then they land. Okay. - And they're just flying. So basically a German newspaper build reported that some male ski jumpers may be injecting high oloronic acid into their penises before suit measurements. The idea is that it can increase circumference by one to two centimeters, which would slightly increase the surface area of their ski suits. Now, since ski suits are tightly regulated and measured against the bodies of the athletes' body, um, including crotch height, um, even small changes could theoretically improve aerodynamics and flight distance. Dana, we already look into the, I don't know. - He's in up his doctorate, like circumference. I mean. - That's it. - Well, it's ain't trying to get that girth, you know? And the big thing is that the acid is, isn't currently banned in the sport in the world doping agency said it could investigate if there's evidence of this being used in this way. - Sorry, I missed, I think half of it. But how does a girth Europeaness help you with a skiing? - Makes you more aerodynamic. - With the girth. - The girth, I guess, because it's covering, it's adding a little bit more Justin. - I'm starting to get a feeling that it has nothing to do with it. - To do with it. - And they're just like, I got to, I got to, I got to do it for my suit, you know? - Because I wouldn't, I wouldn't, but. - Would they have to measure your penis like at a certain date and then measure it at a later date just to see if there was any growth? - And who's measuring these penises, huh? - Right. And what are the conditions? Is it already cold? - Yeah, it's already cold out there. - That's not right. - You know, I'd be like, listen. It's normally not like this. It could be like this. You all, because they really need to see the full size, to see if you're doing the injections or not. - That's crazy. - The erudite, I just don't believe that. - Yeah. And so I think it was, the Norwegian athletes and coaches have largely reacted with skepticism and embarrassment saying they haven't seen any proof and don't want that kind of attention on the sport. The one athlete basically said, if this is what it takes to get people to watch ski jumping, that's sad. - Damn. But here's the thing, those Olympic athlete villages, they get crazy. - They do. - Now if you tell me, things a little girthier because maybe that's what the, the girlies want in the athlete village, you know what I mean? - If you told me that the people in pole vaulting were doing that, because you would honestly need a reduction, you need a reduction in that. - Right. Right. - Because it can get in the way. - Yeah. But yeah, this is crazy this level of, I don't know, gaming the system when it comes down to the penis. To me, this seems like some shit like you'd see on the onion, it doesn't make sense to me. How does it help when it is covered? I'm guessing it gives you a bigger suit in that area. And then when your, you know, genitalia goes back to its normal size, you've got extra fabric there for spread for like aerodynamics like a wing suit almost. - Okay. Okay. Or? - Or they just want a bigger. - No, no, no, no, wait, wait, I was going, I was, I had to. - I just feel like, I don't know, yeah, that's kind of crazy that that small of a difference would, but what was the difference? - What was going through the coach's mind where he's like, guys, bring it in. I got an idea. - Yeah. - Yeah, which free came up with that idea, huh? I think, I think whatever coach came up with this, I think he wanted to see a little bit more than he usually gets. - Hear me out. - But yeah, it basically says every extra centimeter on a suit counts. If your suit has a 5% bigger surface area, you fly further. - But you know what? - They're getting 5% gains on this thing. - Yeah, honestly, guys, think about it. If I had to wear a skin-tight fucking thing for the Olympics, and I'm like, just, I'm not, I'm not feeling too confident about the size, and I can, I can make it a little girthier so it looks a little better on camera. I might. I think that guy that did the pole vaulting when that dick went and hit that fucking thing, I think he started a move, like he was just like, I think everybody was like, I want my dick to do that too. - Gotta step it up. - Exactly. I think a part of it is also confidence because how do you do when you have confidence? You perform better. So I have a feeling when they know that their shit is looking good through these outfits I think in their head. Oh, I'm gonna knock this out of the part and look big doing it. I think you're onto something I think I'm trying to I'm trying to think of how I would see this situation. I go. Oh, if I look down I'm like, oh my shit looks good. I'm gonna probably perform very very well. Mm-hmm. And that's with everything You know what I mean? Yeah, if I knew I had like a big big thing I walk around with a little bit of pride I'm curious how long does it last the little injection like is it like both I want to get it like every few months. I mean, I'm curious how long does it last? I could see a lasting for like the month The month of the games Matt did you see the Norwegian guy? I forget what sport he was for but He was like in interviewed after getting like a bronze metal and they're just like, you know how you feel in whatever He's like, you know feeling good and it was all translated But he was like feeling good. I just um I Met the love of my life six months ago, and I cheated on her and I just I just want her back And like the news guy was just like and this guy's just breaking down in tears And he's just like venting on this like another language and About basically how he wants to get his ex back because you see it on her. Yes, sir love that's his name, right? I saw the press You know junk it of him after in a way Apologizing saying that wasn't the best thing because his teammates got mad at him Because they can't this whole moment went viral and everyone was focusing on what this guy was saying about him cheating Celebrating the other athletes and he just kind of took over their spotlight in the whole fucking moment I thought that was gonna get her back. I don't know what it was. Oh my god. Yeah, he just fully started The guy did the translator oh was it translated on TV or was it like it was just close captions. Oh, okay So you could just like read what he was saying. Oh boy. I mean godly if that's what motivated you though to like try a little harder Practice being like I'm gonna get a medal and I'm gonna get her back And you but you know what he's he's being punished for it. I mean, I I don't think there's nothing good that comes out of an Airview like that that that will always resurface that's like something like I think he's was watching a little bit too many movies Yeah, his future girlfriend his future wife is gonna see that interview It's just like I think he he's being punished for it. He was not thinking and if you would imagine like her She's probably like what Like her friends calling her up like you're not gonna believe this girl turn your TV on right now Girl you're on the Olympics. What do you mean you're on the Olympics? Just turn it on Oh my gosh that group chat with her friends must have been crazy. Oh, they're probably on FaceTime dude a whole conference Dude, you know they felt like a girl's rule the world Dude, if I made someone so upset where they're on a limb pick and that Lippie's national TV trying to get me back so funny What a conversation started for her to every where she goes. How does she break the eyes? Oh, you know, it's on the Olympics once You're an Olympian. Well, here. Just look at you post up the interview. Yeah, he's talking about me. It's great I told you he said nothing. He could have maybe won her back But by him saying something. Yeah, it was just weird like you had it buddy, or like you know I as you should never get back with someone who cheated on you ever but if you are Playing it that hard in your head thinking if I get a medal I can win her back one of the many things guys just think works We there's a lot of things we still get but that is one of them like if you like him thinking that if he just on National television said that it would win her back like there's not one moment There's not one girl that would look at him be like that was hot I also don't know if it like that was his idea or if he was just so full of emotion and like all he could think about was her It could be that like he just it just started coming out Oh I've got a Florida news. Oh, I do too. Okay. Is it about our high school? No, is there something about our high school that happened? Yeah, but here you want to go first? I just got it's a really like crazy cool just heartfelt story that it's like it's a it's a Florida feel good story Oh, okay. All right. Well, I'm gonna it's I'm definitely gonna turn it you want to start with yours and then I'll Let me start. Okay, so um, uh, we just learned I think in the last like week that um a teacher South plantation teacher has been arrested for sending explicit photos to a minor Another one like this just happened at yellows high school. Yes. Yes. We were not surprised though. You know, this is just this is just how it is confrontation father and he's a father he goes let me help you with your homework to sexual stuff and then he started sending news Oh my god like to a 15 year old student. He's 39 Oh my goodness. Oh my lord. Oh, it was it was this guy's daughter that it was happening too. What? No, like the dad came forward and like called out the teacher for You like the father of the victim is speaking on the half of his daughter. Oh, my man. He goes and I just Lost it first. He started by saying hey, let me help with your homework to sexual stuff and then start sending news What in the world insane also a why how do teachers get their Phone numbers of their students. Is that a thing these days like that is not a thing or there's no way that's that's a thing right now There's no fucking way right there's not like a system where it's like oh, I can have your number to text you guys to remind you of our homework assignments It's like that inappropriate inappropriate. That's the there should be no type of conversation between a teacher and a student Unless it's like through only emails and the dad and it's talking about the was friends with that teacher. Oh my gosh Yeah, he was his son's football coach. I can't even imagine what I would do what I would do if I Found this out Restrain this teacher was in this school. I can't even imagine what I would do going into that school like well You would have to come like that's was I don't know. I don't know. Someone read handed you have to go contact authorities Cuz you can't like go in and like confront it. I would contact authorities, but I'm going to school first. Oh yeah I'd be like nine one one. What's your emergency? I'm on my way to the school right now to go kill someone You better get there before me if you better get there before me exactly. Oh my god. That's crazy And it's like and the thing that the crazy thing is not just that you know he does Other things before this incident right? Yeah, we've been happening for years Dude, I just as a school start over Do we have way too many fucking different staff members? Call wish it in they need to do like um there's got to be some sort of like audit That can happen with all the teachers be like hey, this is like the second time in the last like Month two months. We need to do a deep dive on everybody's shit. Yeah, bring your phones in right now bring your phones laptops Cars Everything that's insane sick they caught that before it turned into something even worse exactly right because that's just like that's Introductory to what's the calm and what this guy had planned what's crazy is that he didn't get caught he did it Do you know what I mean like he no no he sent the stuff but like to thinking that like oh this is this is good. This is gonna work Mm-hmm To bring it back up. Yeah bring it back up. Please I got you um This just happened. There was a Florida lady It was her birthday She was pregnant Very close to like you know giving birth. She was 33 weeks um She was on her way to um a doctor's appointment like for the baby right and she wasn't feeling well while driving So she started feeling like faint dizzy and she ended up like Viering off the road like I don't know if she like lost consciousness while driving But she veered off the road and ended up crashing her car into a pond Oh, no and was Drowning couldn't open her doors couldn't get out full blown like Like obviously like it's you're panicking. Yeah pregnant. It's your birthday You're on your way to a doctor's appointment and she said Some passerby saw it and jumped into the water swam like 30 feet out to her car And pulled her out of the sinking car oh wow and she ended up going to the hospital and Delivering her baby whoa on that day on her birthday right after being rescued and saved oh Oh praise be that's wild. That's like a movie scene. Oh my god unbelievable What a series of events that is crazy she Called in like facetime to the kid that pulled her out of the car as like Like look, this is my I just had my but you just saved both of our lives earlier today. Wow Give me a key to the city that is unbelievable that brought this show back up. Good job Is that like that's amazing? She should name she should name her kid Poseidon Yeah It could work yeah it could work or you know honestly if I was her I'd probably name the baby The name of the kid the after the kid right just to pay tribute for the good vibes and the good luck of all that like saved and brought grace to The entire especially like nowadays. I feel like people Nobody really stops to help people like it's you know, it's kind of Most people are just busy like filming or just drive by like just I think I really think it all depends on the situation, right? I think if anybody saw a car go into it like that and you saw it. I think it's that's because that's such like a because you know that it's all it's all like like that cars underwater. Okay, I can I need to do this now. You can't wait for authorities or you can't wait for an ambulance to come help around. When there's a car crash, you're kind of like you slow down to see if the person's like, okay, gets out of the car, then you keep driving. You're like, okay, I'm not going to there's really not much I can do right now. And it's especially heroic to risk your own life and saving someone else's like that is the biggest like risk of it all. You're like, oh my gosh, I must do something. Oh my gosh, I might lose myself within doing that. It's like the biggest act of heroism that you can do and he didn't have anything on him. How is he able to get in the car? I don't know if it was like breaking through the window situation or opening the door, but apparently she, I don't know like because when your car starts sinking, like there's like pressure, yeah, you can't open the door or anything. So I don't know, I don't I don't know if the article really said how he got into it and like got her out, but remember, remember how we used to obviously remember, but our cars used to be the windows where you roll them, roll them down in this situation like this. Are you able to roll you down your windows, though? If you had that in your car. Yeah, yeah, probably. I feel like more movies in the past that was like the go to move of actually like manually taking down the window, rather with, you know, electronic windows. I feel like one, I feel like one door should always have that. That's a good electric car. I think it might have had a Tesla. I don't know. It was an electric car got into a crash and like immediately caught fire. The driver jumps out the passenger seat, but there was people in the back. And for some reason the back door wouldn't like open because the electronics like got fucked up or something because you know how it's like, it's not like a legit handle anymore. It's like that digital button that you pushed to like release it. Oh, yeah. Like the electronics wouldn't work. So there they ran over grabbed a rock and we're trying to bust the back window open. The whole things on fire. It's smoking out of the car and they ended up pulling all the people. Cars are so fucking dangerous when they cut like in a moment like that with so scary. They're actually making new let's legislation that they have to have physical door handles now because of incidents. Yeah. I mean, that should have been they already should have done that makes sense. Yeah. And then fun slash life saving fact, you can open a car under water once the cars fully submerged because then the pressure inside and out are equal. Yeah, but you got to like you got to time that right. You like holding your breath waiting for that water to fill up. That's that's a little scary. I have hammers on both of my side passenger doors, like just in case, just in case like the ones that in there also have like the razor blades on like the nook of them. If you need to like cut off the belts, I just haven't just in case that's good to have. But my intrusive thoughts all the time. Honestly, I know it's wanted to use the glass, you know, like attached to the key. Yeah. Always wanted to use that. We should have used that for the the rage room that we did months ago. Oh, just to see it actually work just to see like how it. Yeah. But I know that like are those considered the weapons though? Like can you even have them like if you took your keys on a plane, could you have that? I don't think those are considered because a lot of people have them on their keys. He says it's like a little tiny little pin punch. Yeah. It's only and then only comes out when you like push it up against something hard. It does like a. Okay. It's like it. Dude, it's like literally like a pin. Yeah. A pin. You put on a board. It's like the same. It's like the same size and we're just to keep a bag full of crushed up spark plugs. Crushed up spark plugs. You ever seen that people throw in like tiny little pieces of spark plugs at glass and it just shatters it. Even like tiny little pieces. I don't know what it is about it. But it just destroys glass. Can I see? Can I see a video of that? I it's crazy that it works this well. Our spark plugs expensive. No. So you just take a little shard. Okay. He's just picking up just they look like little eggshell. Yeah. They look like little seashells like size. There's no way this is taking tiny fragments like the size of a dime. And he's just has this. There's no fucking way. Hold on. There's one. Boom. Shut the fuck up. How? How? Is it heavy? No. Is it just like the, I don't know. Is it the material that it's made of or like the fragmentation of it just maybe has so many jagged edges. It creates like. I don't know how it works. Good to know, Heath. I'm literally, I'm literally going to have a bag of that in the car. Isn't that crazy? Dude, imagine grabbing a, like a handful and just it's like almost like a, it's like a magic trick. It's like a, it's like a, a wizard trick. So it's more about like the thermal like gradient of it. It deals with like hot and cold in a way. That's what I'm kind of getting from this huge paragraph. What's the material of the, I don't know if it's ceramic or what it is? I think it's ceramic, ceramic. It's just crazy, though, that you could just like shatter it that easily. Like the whole thing. That's so funny. Heath, if you told, if you gave me a little piece, like they're like, throw this at your window. I'd be like, okay. It doesn't even make sense. Sometimes you had tiny fragments that can cause a whole window to shatter. I would even remember one time my brother, we were out in the driveway of our house as a kid. And my brother was had his back down on the skateboard and he was going underneath my mom's car, like you know, pretending like he was a mechanic. Yeah. And he picked up like a pebble of some sort underneath the car. And then wheeled out on his back and was like, we were all just hanging out and he's talking us. And he throws, he tries to throw the rock like over the car, but it ends up hitting the window in the whole fucking window. Just shattered. Also, it was definitely probably that who has something like that, but who knows what type of material if it was a rock. But I remember my brother was like, it was a tiny ass pebble or whatever he picked up, but sure enough, the angle and the speed of how he just nicked the window. All of it. I'm surprised. I know your parents beat that ass. Hold on, dude. We're like second grade. It was though my mom came out in a bathrobe and it was just like what the hell has happened. Oh my God. God, that is such an ass beating. If I did that ass weapon, there's just expensive to get a whole window replaced. Oh, man. Yeah, but that's that's when you do the, what is it? A safe light repair. Safe light replace. Love that. Love that damn commercial, but that in the Super Bowl. Right. Do you still play Candy Crush? No. You stop. Zane, have you been playing and have you been spending any money? Cause I saw an old tick talk of that time. We talked about how much money you had. Yes. Yes. And yes. Can we have you figured out that you spend? I'd have to, I'd have to go and like, add it up. I don't want me to give you like an updated amount of the next episode. Maybe if it's like, I don't know how much a gallon you need to do to figure it out. I'd have to do it. I'd have to do it myself. But you feel like it's less than what you were spending in the past because of that one moment. You realize you had a problem or have you been like, it's more. It's probably just getting that rush. Get that sugar rush. Probably more. I'm kind of sugar. So I thought like Candy Crush, maybe that would help me. It's crazy. You're not over that game. It's, it's, it comes in, it comes in waves, right? There'll be a wave where it play like for a month straight. And then I won't play for like three months straight. Yeah. So like it's, I'll play it once. I'm like, ooh. And then I'll, ooh, I miss this. I miss this shit. And then I'll play for a lot of levels. Okay. And it's crazy because every level is the same goddamn thing. It's like, it's such a children's game. It's for kids like ages four and lower. It's like, it, it makes no sense how adults play that game. Right. It's, it's just bejeweled, right? No, no, it's like, it's matching. No, no, no, it's better call it. You match it. It's just like, that's bejeweled. You know, Candy Crush is bejeweled. It is, right? No, I wouldn't say that to you. Imagine up jelly beans and not fucking gems, dude. Oh, but you old. Sorry. Sorry. Yes, that's the same. Oh, my God. Remember, but oh, my mom would play that. No, no, it is way more. Sorry. I thought the jeweled was another game. What was this on our iPhones? I remember it was on it's old PC game. Yeah. My mom was playing this. You probably played on iPads and everything now, but this was like before Candy Crush, but jeweled. Maybe the jeweled owns Candy Crush. Who knows? It could be the game. I've been getting into the New York Times has this game called Crossplay, which is basically like words with friends. I just downloaded it. Oh my gosh, I'm addicted. I can only have like four games going with a certain group of friends, but it's Crossplay. It's just like Scrabble. You know, they give you your tiles, you're playing again, someone else. The design of it is better. Words with friends is always like very clunky and childish looking because it's New York Times. It's just really sleek and minimal looking, but oh my gosh, I can't get it out of my head sometimes. Oh, but with any fucking Scrabble, it's always people who are good at it are the ones who figured out, oh, like these words with Q and Z that are only like two or three letters. Once you get those words in your, you know, database that you can retrieve from, that's when you're the, you know, king of it. And connections is my game now that every day. That's the first one that I want to play. Good on you. Sometimes connections. If I don't get on the first one, I'm out. Like, I'm just like this never happened. I'll do. wordle every day. - Ooh, can't wait to play! Just downloaded it. - Well, play me. - Oh, look, look, a pretzel. - Oh, there you go, that'll be your avatar. I don't even think I've picked one for myself yet. - He, look at this. - It's gonna be my new avatar. - It's a garlic knot. - But it's nice. - But the rush you get when you play those tiles down and you get like over 30 points on it, you feel good. - You're telling me, you're telling me, baby. I get a rush, any game. Oh, look at that. Zane here. - Hey. - Do you like Pips? - Pips, that's the Domino's looking one. I have never spent enough time to sit down to really understand it. But because it's more of like a visual numbers pattern game, I don't like it. I like ones that I feel like I'm retrieving knowledge from my brain to play out like this. I like it 'cause it takes a while. Like, you have to sit there and work it. You try, shit out. - Is this just Domino's or is it like a different form? - It's almost to Doku-esque in a way. - Yeah. You're like trying to solve the puzzle of like, how to make all these pieces fit. There's only one way to make it work. - Okay. - There's something about it where it's like, it hurts sometimes and I'll get so frustrated. I'm like, why can't I solve this? - And you're doing like basic math. You're just making sure that this times that equals this and then that. - No, it's even more important. - You're just gonna, you're just gonna take the numbers. - Look, it's like Domino's, but you're just, and it has to be like, these two numbers have to be the same number. This one and this one has to equal this number. This number here is this number and you have to arrange the Domino's in a way that it solves the layout. - Oh, boy. - Matt, I think you would like it, you could try it. - Okay, now you're getting me kind of tickled too. - Give this a go. - Who puts these fucking games together? - This is insane. It has to be AI. Like, how do you, - They have a whole team of the New York Times of people who specialize in games. - I feel like it's AI now. - No. - I feel like you can easily create a AI crossword now. - Crossword puzzle. - Sure. - Easily. You can make a whole app these days through AI. - I'm not crazy about strands. - Strands, yeah, I don't care for that either. - Oh, is that the one where you? - It's, yeah, it's like that. - It's kind of like, there's like a theme. And then the theme's always something weird. You're trying to like, figure it out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do you have the membership? - Yes, I do. - I pay like 40 dollars a year, and you just get all the games. - Yeah, it's worth it. - It's so worth it. Especially because I feel like they're charging like $10 a month. Like I'd rather pay, yeah, $40 for the whole year and you get it. And they do a package is like with the New York Times as well where you get the subscription of it and the games. - And if you have phases, it's still worth it because if you have a phase where you play two months straight and then you don't play for like six months, you still get all that in that two month span. You're like, ooh, that was worth 40 bucks. - Girl, Matt. - Yeah, that's boy, Matt. - I've been wanting to play like all my old childhood CD-wrong games. They're now like on iPhone. Like, you know, like put putt and like pajama Sam and like Freddy Fish. - pajama Sam. - pajama Sam. No one ever knows pajama Sam. There was all part of humongous entertainment. You know, you remember Freddy Fish? - No. - Well, y'all missing out. Anyways, it's now on the iPhone. And every day I'm like, should I spend the $5 to play this nostalgic game for my childhood? Freddy Fish. - Okay, that looks familiar. - Same creators. And, but I just, I sometimes I get, I love my nostalgia, but I get so worried about playing something and it's disappointing to how I remember it. And I love more how it lives in my head of my memories than actually playing the damn game. - Yeah. - You know what I want? I want jumpstart 30s. - Okay, yeah, bring it back. - Like I want something my age, right? Like, but I want to play it in a jumpstart form. - You know what? You could be honest something. I bet if you did some deep AI shit, you could upload all the emulators and say, now turn this out for things I need to know my age as a 30. - It's like real world things. - Or, you know, you deal with in your 30s. - Or jumpstart like naughty version. Jumpstart in the car. (laughing) - Ooh, good. - Where is the clitoris? - How do we find, look for the hooker. Which house did the hooker walk into? - Like, what would be like a good price? Like a bargain or what's too much to pay for one? - Right, right. - Can you buy the alcohol for the party? - Yeah. - Be sure to fintest. - Let's do the fintest. (laughing) - Yeah, fintest. - Ooh, what do you wanna do with me? - Humpstart. - Take you out. - Humpstart. - Humpstart. - Oh man. (laughing) - Now I can get behind this, I have an education. (laughing) (laughing) - I just finished saying, Zane's sitting there on his computer. (laughing) - Ah! - It's Grand Theft Auto, it's coming out this year. (laughing) - I gave up for it. - Bro, it's been, bro, it's been, people have been waiting three fucking years for it. - Since they announced it. - I feel like it's been three years. - No, then more. - I got up my birthday. - Well the day after my birthday, but still, wow! Dude, I wanna have a Grand Theft Auto theme party. That'd be sad. - You know, I never got to really fucking play the game. As a kid. - I mean, is this gonna be the first time I'm going to play it? But then I don't know if I'm really gonna. We would just play, we would just play like, who can be, who can have five star police on the longest? - Oh, that's okay. - We would never, we would never, we would never play like the actual campaign. We would just go around and just like turn rocks into helicopters and just, you know, murder people and stuff. - Right. - You know, that sort of like shit, you know, just like kind of like, buy about. - Did you see the video of the guy? He got arrested, he like murdered somebody, but he was like crying when the cops arrested him and they were like, what are you crying about? He's like, I'm gonna miss GTA 6. - Oh, that's funny. That's a great little promo. - And he was, because he was going to jail. - Yeah. - Maybe you are living GTA, what are you talking about? You're doing it in real life. - Is there jail in GTA? - They should. You should get arrested and have to go serve time. - Yeah. - Dude. - Imagine being in the prison and you were running the prison, that could be fun. - Oh yeah, you know what, I bet it's in there. - I bet jail is in GTA 6. - And I love that it's Miami, right, Heath? It's Florida. - I think it's all of them. - No, it's, I think it's Florida. - Like the map is gonna be Vice City and. - I thought it was, I think it's all Florida. - Okay. - Heath, and you know they're gonna be exact to like the actual, it's gonna look so insane. I can't wait. Dude, we should go out in GTA. Like we should head our spots. - Dude, doing like a multiplayer, like us going to Flanagan. - Yes. - Oh my God, us going to live, you know party up, you have to pick me up, your DD. - Okay. - Dude, is the, is the, all the streets gonna be the same? Like could we drive to my house? - I don't know. - No, no, it's, it'll have like the iconic spots, but everything is just shoot like scrunched. - I think we should still try to find our house. - What's cool though, if you do like flight simulator, you can fly over your exact house. - Yes, you can do that. - I've done that, I've done that on my, my sim. It's crazy. - Is it crashing into your house? Should I do that? - Well, yeah, you could crash into your house. - You're crazy, you did it. - It didn't do, you fucking weirdo. - I do know that there's like a big server of Minecraft where they're trying to recreate the world. And right now they say it's like a 70% completion, but also like, is it the Earth like 70% water? So I don't know how that's true. But like people are going in and trying to make it as real as you can. And I've been dying to go into like, is it Minecraft very, very pixelated? Like how are you gonna do that? - But dude, I mean, have you seen the creativity of what these people can do on Minecraft? I mean, yeah, it's pixelated when you go up close, but the structures themselves are pretty interesting to look at. - Wait, I think I'm a little confused. I thought Minecraft is the box. - Yes. - Like that's how realistic it looks. But right now there, there's this huge project where you can like participate and you know, add to it and make it real world realistic. - I mean, there's someone out there who plays Minecraft and it probably lives like in. - Are they making Epstein's Island? - You know what? - I bet it is. - I have a crazy update for you on that. - What? - Are you in the files? - Dude, you guys are. - You're fucking hell. - I love how he was taking his time. Like he had free time. So he's like, oh, let me look up Stain's name on the files. (laughing) Like did you get giddy? Did you like, were you like, oh shit? What if my friends in the files? - I was just doing a deep dive on the files and I was just searching a bunch of shit and then I was like, oh, we were about to record. It'd be funny if I could like find their name in it. - It's because you thought I was in there. - You truly thought that. - Because you know, 'cause Epstein lived in Florida. - No, you were trying to connect me to. - You're trying to connect me to. - You worked a lot in Palm Beach. - I did, I did. - But, so you know how I've always thought Epstein was still alive? - Yeah. - They just found in the emails his an email with a subscription to playing like Fortnite online. - I thought they debunked that. - The email that says little. - Little Jeffery or something. Yeah, I thought Jeffery won or something like that. - 'Cause they were trying to match that account because the account was active for a long time. So they were trying to match if he was alive and where he was when the account was being used or something. - Wait, you saying, you think Jeffrey Epstein was alive playing Fortnite under the screen name? - Little Jeff one. - Still playing Fortnite apparently. - Little, littlest Jeff or little things. - You see, to me, I feel like if you saw people were catching on to this, I feel like you wouldn't play under that account anymore. - I just, it just seems like unrealistic. - But I've been on multiple properties. You probably had video games on those properties and I'm not saying every kid who was on any of his properties were victims of what was going on. But it's like you check out someone's Airbnb And someone still logged in on it. Netflix. Yeah. You know, maybe someone walked away with an Nintendo switch and gave it to their kid and it's Jeffrey Epstein's account. I also don't think I don't think Jeffrey Epstein is playing Fortnite. What is this article saying basically? Is it debunking it or? Well, it's going off of what Fortnite like Epic Games said that a player had changed their name to that as a way to troll other people, um, and that the account is not actually linked to any of his known. Yeah, especially since everybody like dude, any all the gamers are all fucking trolls. Like dude, I'm not surprised this kid saw an opportunity or whoever was it was. I was like, Oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have fun with this. But the Fortnite thing is real like that is a real document in the Epstein files. There's also another document that he was permanently banned from Xbox Live as well. So he was a gamer. Oh, he was. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. So I take everything I just said back. Did you see? I forget what her name is, but you're gonna tick tock going. I not to like hide myself all, but like I truly think I can get Elaine Maxwell to talk. Like get me one-on-one. Jamie one-on-one. I really think I can get her to talk. And the top comment was like, this is not the time to joke. And she's like, no, I'm being deadass series. I think I truly think that I know Jail undercover make them like sell mates. You can get some stuff out. I feel like they've had to have done that already. But like there's they you don't think they've tried that. We're like doing like a blackbird situation. Is that show on Apple TV? Yeah. Like go into jail or purposefully to meet another inmate to get information from the doesn't get late. Like, Elaine doesn't have any friends in jail. Oh, I bet she didn't. She's in solitary confinement. Oh, what are you doing? Bring some friends with it. Give that bitch some friends so she starts talking. Everybody talks. Everybody talks. You think Elaine Maxwell, if she had for like a year, you run the risk of you run the risk of them dying. She is. She is in a minimum security prison right now, though. Minimum security. Yeah, meaning it's not like violent offenders. Like white collar crimes and stuff. Got it. But she has said that she is willing to talk in exchange for clemency, which is like basically getting out. She's like supposed to answer questions like a couple days ago. Yeah, she she like refused. Oh, and just please basically, basically, just like if Trump pardoned her, she'll talk. And it's like, I know we all if if Trump pardoned her, I'm like, bro, it's crazy. All the shit that's coming out. And nothing is happening. Yeah. I know. Nobody's getting question. Nobody's like, I know we all have rights as humans on this earth. But I think in that moment, just just tell the bitch that she's going to get clemency and then lie to her. She can lie. You know, just lie right back. Just exactly. Just lie right. But like I think is some moments, I think in some situations, very, very rare situations. I think you're a lot to just lie. Yeah, you're on it. Fuck it. I had my fingers crossed. It says this. And I'm telling that I'm telling you, I'm telling you not one person that's not a file would would would would not be okay with that period. I think everyone would be like, you know what? The government did lighter. That's fucked up. But you know what? It had to be done. It had to be done. I thought it was wild. How someone spotted like obviously Donald Trump's name has been like redacted from like a lot of the files. And they realized that the word don't. Oh, yes. Redacted because it's daunting. And so they you can tell that they typed in anything that has this. Just block it out. Yeah, they would notice all these times. Like this person clearly said don't and it's redacted. So it's just so it has to be about like don't like all the other stuff is just he's withdrew his name from it, which is just crazy. I love people. Just true citizens are able to catch it like that that just seems to right through it all. And people are up and down those files. It's crazy how much shit is out there. I do my entire feed is different people finding new things. It did it every day. It's every day. And it's like that's all my feed right now because like every time one pops up, I'm watching it because I'm like, oh shit, because I'm not going to look through three million files on this shit. Like there's people out there that like this is their fucking shit. This they are good at this. They're gonna look at it. And I'm gonna watch every single one. Yeah, it's crazy. There is a glimmer of hope in the sense that the FBI is now like actually being pressured to unredact the files. Oh, absolutely. Because they you how about let's pressure the rest of these people. Yeah, I said glimmer. Just a glimmer. Yeah, right? Because because when we do something wrong, you don't re-adact our name. You don't re-adact our files. And we got cash Patel saying that, you know, nothing's in it. Abusted. Now that it came out. We got we got Mr. Dont saying that it's a hoax. And then dude, it's so it's so fucked. It makes me like physically angry. I don't get it. And you've been you've been angry since the jump. And that's on period poopy period poopy. Oh, speaking speaking of speaking of the files, did you guys see on the side of this building? They were putting in how many how many times each person was mentioned in the file. Elon Musk 1400 mentions they'll say Elon Musk begging to go. Yeah. Damn crazy. Look at it. Like y'all behind you. Look behind you. That's crazy. That's a really funny. Oh my god. I'm surprised there were a lot of put that up there. I think allowed is a strong word. Oh, you think they did it got the video and then took it down. Yeah, I was supposed to go a little vigilant to you who's just like pocket. But that that would be me sitting there with a projector. It zooms into your heat. You're just holding. That's that's clever. Okay. All right. Enough enough files talk. All right. Yeah. Yeah. No more no more file talks. No more. It's making my stomach ill jumping to the one. But you know what? I can't wait for next week. Because you know because you know more stuff is going to come out. Keep it coming, baby. You know, you know, when you you know when there's like a drunk driver and you do like his citizens arrest CZ where I'm going. Be careful. I think we should just make a. Be careful. A group citizen. Well guys, if you want to see more, check out our patreon patreon.com/zane and heath. We keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single episode you get early access. Add free a bonus episode every month, a live Q&A every single month. Again, patreon.com/zane and heath to check it out. As always, you can check out these episodes every Monday audio form and all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on youtube.com/zane and heath. Thank you so much for being here with us and unwind. We'll see you in five second four. Peace. Toadles. 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