THE BIG 3 W/ KARLOUS MILLER, DC YOUNG FLY, AND CHICO BEAN | THE 85 SOUTH SHOW
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The transcription captures a freewheeling, comedic conversation among several speakers, likely on a podcast. They begin by discussing day trading, with one speaker explaining how prop firm accounts work, the psychology of trading, and the potential to make hundreds or thousands of dollars daily. The talk shifts to the COVID-19 pandemic, recalling the surreal early days, lockdowns, and the rampant PPP loan fraud that allowed some to live lavishly. They joke about people buying out Rolex stores and the strange behavior seen during 2020. A recurring theme is the aggressive marketing of hair growth products to the bald speaker, with vivid descriptions of vendors mixing concoctions on the spot. The group also shares darkly humorous funeral stories, including a brother complaining about their mother's breasts being positioned oddly and relatives stealing lamps and mattresses. Tax fraud and shady tax preparers come up, with warnings about owing money later. They stress the importance of life insurance for generational wealth. The conversation ends with warnings about recording fights and police encounters, noting the dangers of being a voluntary witness. Throughout, the tone is crude, funny, and reflective of everyday life experiences.
I feel you, bro.
Favorite, bro.
That's crazy, right?
Who says things like that?
Let me see what I see.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying, either.
She's older than me, too.
She's light-skinned.
What we got over here for the pimpin' for the day, J-O-N?
What's on the pimpin', man?
What's on the pimpin'?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, bro.
J-O-N.
J-O-N, you on young nigga shit today.
I'm talking about going crazy.
Goddamn.
Nigga with his nephew this weekend.
Uh-huh.
Okay, now you wanna play stupid.
Man, where you get this Fat Albert
in the garage band shit at?
You know, sometimes, baby,
you just got to check
what you need to check.
Hey, that's weed. That's weed.
You got some?
I
can't
move.
I wish I had this when I was in school.
Uh-huh.
Can I go to the restroom?
To the what?
I say what?
You got a pee-pee, huh?
I ain't got to do nothing with you.
What do you need from me?
We gotta rap.
I don't have no rap.
Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
You got Russian cream.
I'm on camera.
So I can't say
what I want to say.
Yes, you can.
Ooh, no, I can't.
I'm not gonna fuck up the paycheck.
Say something like it.
I can't fuck up the paycheck.
Do you have something?
No, I can't fuck up the paycheck.
Oh baby.
Say, eating french fries every day.
Thank you for the check.
Need to go and get a check up.
You're burning.
Thank you for rolling that backwood up for me.
Do the backwood theme song.
Backwoods got that weed.
No, they don't have weed.
But they got something you can put the weed in.
They got southern sweet tea.
Original ooey.
Original ooey.
Original ooey.
Original ooey.
Original ooey.
This Enola shit?
We ain't got no ATF?
They got LA?
We ain't got no ATF?
That's the southern sweet tea.
We got sweet.
Why the fuck we do sweet tea?
Ain't nothing sweet down here.
Except the tea.
Except the tea.
Nobody even drank that shit.
Sweet tea gotta be some of the nastiest shit in the world.
You don't like sweet tea?
Can't stand it.
What does sweet tea sound like, Disney?
What kind of sweet tea is that?
It's the river I live in.
That shit hit your throat.
That shit taste like motor oil.
Folks be killing that shit.
Sweet tea.
That shit ain't got no flavor.
Who got the sweetest tea?
The beautiful
long cascade.
For your grandma.
Sweet tea.
McDonald's got some of the sweetest tea
in the game.
They got the best orange drink.
McDonald's got the sweet tea.
You know who got the best
milkshake
and fries?
Checkers.
Checkers?
Checkers got the best fries but milkshakes?
Nigga get your vanilla milkshake.
Get those
checker fries.
You're gonna have a great day.
You heard what I said.
Bro you a value blunt.
I beat the part that I was supposed to light off of.
Sorry I didn't know what you was doing.
Nigga beat the blunt like it taste like sweet tea.
You gotta teach me how to play the
play the game.
The guitar bro.
Hey nigga said we was training
this morning.
We be streaming.
We be gaming.
Who said that?
We ain't making no money.
Who said that?
In the chat we was in in the morning.
We gotta start.
We gotta start making some money.
Who was streaming?
No it was them.
They could be blowing the couch out of me.
It's some training shit.
Nigga said bro.
We wake up early in the morning just to game.
Oh boy that shit was so funny.
Who said that? A nigga that wasn't making no money?
Nah he was making money but I'm saying
the way niggas be training.
Bro you gotta fuck up some money in order for you to make some money bro.
So a lot of niggas will just be gaming
until they start making money.
Okay.
I'm gaming right now.
You ain't being nothing.
I ain't got no payout.
I did a little something on this account.
But this one that I'm trying to get.
I'm almost there. I'm right here.
I'm almost close to evaluation.
I got two funded so I finna get another funded.
And I finna get like 10 more accounts funded.
So all I gotta make is $100, $200 a day on them bitches.
So y'all be on the Zoom meetings all day.
We be on the Zoom bro.
That shit be funny as hell bro.
Nigga said bro we wake up early in the morning but we gaming.
Ain't nobody making no money.
Couple people that had made some money
but they done blew them account.
So they had to go back and get them again.
But it's fun cause you around some nigga that wanna get some money.
So it's motivation.
You really just make adjustments on your mistakes.
Once you make adjustment.
I hit them for $4,000 once I blew my account yesterday.
I said I ain't even tripping. I'm waiting 6 o'clock.
Waiting 6 o'clock hitting $4,000.
I said I know what's happening.
Y'all ain't taking from me.
Well you did.
What are y'all doing like?
We day trading.
Y'all niggas is waking up in the morning day trading?
Oh this shit is fun.
9:30.
We be up by 8 o'clock.
Trying to get some money on man.
That shit right there.
They moving it around in our face.
Might as well.
Trying to take away nigga day jobs and shit.
Really trying to put niggas on some money.
And then the crazy part about niggas.
Be good.
Everybody train the thought and how they educate
theirself is different.
So a nigga who you might put on later.
Learns some whole other strategy.
He making way more money than you.
He ain't blew no account.
He got on and went straight to make some money.
Yo ass still trying to get evaluated.
But you taught him.
But I taught him.
How this shit work. I'm telling you.
But see it's psychological though.
You keep fucking with it.
So you over trade, revenge trade.
And then gave them the money you done made.
And then you put the money back.
Now you lost.
Once you get in and get the money.
You damn got to say alright I'm gone.
What you trade though?
Gold, oil, silver.
Food, technology.
So what you just guessing what's going to go?
I ain't guessing.
You know. You see it.
You gotta trade with institutions.
And once you trade with institutions you good.
But if you a retail trader.
You gonna lose.
So you get a group of niggas.
So when everybody make mistakes.
You just adjust off each other mistakes.
And now you get good.
Welcome back to Stock Trading with DC Young Fly.
I'm finna get a course.
Tune it out in a month.
We gonna pass evaluations together.
I'm telling you.
I'm finna start streaming that shit.
So they can see that shit.
You got to have in the background when you do it too.
I'm telling you.
This should be fun bro.
Welcome back to Day Trading with DC Young Fly.
For sure.
I'm gonna put on Nat King coat.
So what's the potential that you can make in a day?
What's the potential that you can make in a day?
Whatever you want.
- Hell yeah.
- You can come up a million dollars in a day of you.
- Yes you can.
- If you know what you're doing.
- Yes you can, if you got the right account.
- Do you set goals or do you have a goal for the day?
- Yeah, you don't want to make a million dollars.
You just want to make a couple hundred.
- God damn.
- Wait a minute, nigga, hold up.
We gonna have to re-evaluate this course, baby.
- I'm telling you.
That's psychological.
- This nigga just saying, well fuck a million.
We just want to make a couple hundred.
- 'Cause that's psychology, you gonna lose, bruh.
You gonna lose, bruh.
It's damn near, you gotta mind fuck the fucking system.
The fuck, nigga, they are there to manipulate you,
and nigga, no.
You need to get in with the big boys and the institutions,
get your money, and you get the fuck out.
That's how you gotta talk to yourself.
'Cause if not, they gonna take your money.
These niggas is--
- But I'm saying, you limited yourself to a hundred?
- No, see this is what you do.
Once you get good with a strategy,
you get about 10 accounts.
- Okay, give me a strategy, any strategy.
Just a simple strategy.
- I ain't gonna give you no strategies.
This is all charted up.
- I got $20, nigga, god damn it.
- I know, but it's charted up.
It ain't just supply and demand.
It's liquidity, it's all that.
It's higher time frame, break it down, it's all that.
And if you don't know what I'm saying,
you gonna look at the chart and be like,
man, I don't know what they talking about.
Yes you do, yes you do.
You gotta decode.
It's like gaming, for real.
You gotta decode that shit.
It's a, I love technology, so I sit there and I be like,
ooh, look at this shit.
I'm just decoding this shit.
Set up the mark, set up the talent, then that.
Where I go?
My last week with my trades.
- So what does that mean?
- That means I said, wherever that bitch was going,
they went.
- You just took my lighter back.
- No, I'm finna give it back to you.
That was a moment for me to fire up,
see how I set it back. - Go ahead, do it.
- You didn't even let me sit.
- What got you into this?
- I like getting money.
- Couple hundred dollars at a time.
- Yeah, you know what I'm saying, baby?
Nothing failed.
I could help all my family members do this shit.
People who work from home.
I'm gonna do this.
Just do something.
You like, just do it.
- So what you gotta put in?
- Man, you could put $100 for a prop firm account.
They gonna give you $3,000.
Now, this is what I like about the prop firm.
They gonna give you $3,000 to play with,
but you gotta make $3,000.
- And if you don't, do you owe them $3,000?
- No, you lose, they $3,000.
But if you'd rather lose their $3,000 than your $3,000.
So once you do that, all you gotta do is pay another $100.
- To get another $3,000?
- Yes, sir.
- Okay, all right. - All right.
- I'm mad, but see, I learned that later.
- Okay.
- So I would lose my $3,000.
- Nickel.
- At a time?
- Nickel.
You hear me?
I said I'm still evaluating with day trading.
So imagine if I'm playing with my money all along.
I'm still evaluating.
- Think I'm gonna go with night trading.
Fuck that day trading.
That shit is too hard.
I'm gonna start with the line at night
and see if that changed the game a little bit.
- Nah, it's fun once you get it, bro.
- But you only can go to the market close.
- Nah, the market open right now.
The market open right now.
It's calling me.
I wanna look at the charts right now.
- Oh, you feeling it?
- I wanna see what they doing.
Up, down, up, down.
Supply to me.
I like that shit.
- Give me my lighter, man.
- Oh, you got it pulled up right now.
You over there with the chart right now.
'Cause you be saying, "In my lifetime."
- Bruh, there's people right now making their daily paycheck.
400, $500 a day, just chilling.
Traveling the world, doing this shit.
You can do this shit wherever you at.
They hit me, I said, "Bit, I ain't even tripping.
"Wait 'til six o'clock."
He there at 4,000.
Got 'em bottled up.
♪ I was done with thinkin' 'bout ♪
♪ Seriously, for 45 minutes ♪
Done.
Done.
It's not hard, bruh.
They tell us it's hard because they want us
to not look at that shit, bruh.
They want us to be like, "I want some other shit."
No, nigga.
You get some money on this shit.
You sit down and watch it.
I know people like, "Well, teach me YouTube University."
When I go home, you know what I play.
Stock trade and shit.
I ain't gonna do nothing but tell you some shit
that I learned from him, motherfucker.
- You just fucked up the $20 course, nigga.
Don't tell 'em that.
- But D4's so stupid, they don't give a fuck.
You know why?
They not gonna take the chance
to go look at all them YouTube videos.
They really saying, "I'm gonna pay you $20
"to go look at every fucking YouTube video
"and you tell me what the fuck you saw."
- Okay.
- That's how crazy these motherfuckers is, man.
- That makes sense.
- They don't wanna do no work.
- That makes sense.
- So shit, well pay me the fucking dub.
And we gonna lose and win together.
- I got you for the dub.
- 'Cause maybe I could teach you something,
I'm just applying it wrong.
That's what people don't know, too, though.
- Right.
- It's always, it's psychology, baby.
- And let 'em know you ain't full of shit.
- No, I ain't full of shit 'cause I'm making money.
I'm just saying, y'all niggas just need to be prepared
to lose, too, 'cause that's called taking a risk.
- Y'all already teaching.
- Yeah, you see?
- Stop teaching for free.
You ain't gonna have shit left to sell.
- No, it's going on the app anyway.
They $8.95.
- That's it?
- No.
- So, it's a free course slash?
- Yeah.
- Pre-course.
- You still gotta take the class.
We been talking about this shit the whole time.
I still don't know what the fuck this nigga talking about.
- YouTube University, man.
And everybody we have--
- I invested all my money in socks.
- Without the T.
- In socks?
- Stocks without the T.
- Socks.
- Socks, like socks?
- Yeah.
- I ain't got no none, so who the fuck I need
to buy me socks from?
- Nah, but motherfuckers always gonna have feet.
- For sure.
I'm finna get a barbershop and a salon, man.
People have girl every day.
I'm finna do some, my little knees,
they gonna do some eyelashes.
I'm finna get some shit to get around this motherfucker.
- You gotta buy some infrastructure, man.
I need three dump trucks and some contracts with the city.
- So, we finna do some shit.
It's all about the necessity,
what people need around this motherfucker.
- I've been fucking with the medical transport.
- Word.
- Man, I've been trying to get with that.
You got the vans?
- Yeah.
- You putting the old people in your van?
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's fine.
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- That's fine.
- Medical transport, you know, 'cause that's the game.
I understand, I worked in that field.
- Right, right.
- You know, it's tedious work, you know what I mean?
But once you get the contracts and get the people,
- This conversation go right with this music.
- Yeah, exactly.
That's what I said.
- It's like a financial situation.
- Medical transport, you say, Chico?
- Yeah.
- Do you got good credit, bad credit,
or no credit at all?
- I ain't never trust them folk that did taxes on the side,
like in them little gas stations and shit.
- Them be the ones who get your shit right.
- They'll get you 4,500.
I don't know how they get you 4,800, but they get to you.
I ain't never got it.
But I heard stories about it.
We'll get them 5,000.
- But next year, you owe 9,000.
- 19,000, fuck nine.
You owe 19 now.
And you go back to that gas station,
that bitch a chicken wing place,
but it ain't even there no more.
- They don't say that part.
- My man that was doing taxes right then,
ain't nobody ever doing taxes like that.
What you talking about?
- You owe so much money,
they about to garnish your check right this week.
- Hell yeah.
- They don't say that part of the story.
- Yeah, them people had your taxes all fucked up.
- Yeah, you act like you supposed to,
they got $35,000 back.
- I put my kids on there, I claim both of 'em.
Like, nigga, what?
- Nobody in your family ever got $35,000.
- Ain't no bigs, exactly.
- You owe everybody.
You facing five years in prison,
you done fucked around and did your own taxes.
- Can't even find that girl.
- I heard she moved to North Carolina.
- Yeah, she outta here.
- She done deleted her Facebook and everything.
- Took all y'all money.
- Man, got away with a clean 800,000 last tax day.
- Had a bad tax season.
- Clean, on the news and everything.
♪ Ooh, she got away with tax fraud ♪
- I know one thing,
them people that did that shit during the pandemic,
lot of them is still skating around out here.
- Them niggas wild for that shit.
Getting that money knowing you ain't got no company.
- Boy.
- No, you ain't got no company or no employee.
- Boy, they did during the pandemic.
- Them folks said they had a whole company with 15 employees,
got $150,000.
- Let me tell you something, bro.
- They can do four, one, go, six.
They like, "Where you, where you, where you shot?"
- Listen, a nigga that was asking me
to borrow a couple hundred in January,
by November of 2020,
was asking how much it cost to book all of us.
The same nigga.
Man, I want to book the whole 85 South Shore,
how much it cost.
Nigga, I don't want none of that money you got.
- Ooh.
- You can keep that money.
I don't even want that money to be nowhere near my hands,
my account, none of that.
Nigga, you're going to jail.
- Damn.
- You're going straight to jail.
The fuck you mean, man?
- I know somebody who would have taken it.
- Nah, I'm just saying.
- Yeah, nah.
- Nah, that's what I'm saying.
- You're going to jail.
- Man, them niggas were tripping.
- Bruh.
- You really think them folks ain't gonna do that?
- Niggas was outside.
- People don't care, bro.
- They was forcing themselves to be outside.
- Listen, bro.
- Niggas was outside when you supposed to be in the house
with money that wasn't for the niggas.
- I'm so oblivious to the shit, right?
I'm literally oblivious.
I ain't heard nothing about no PPP.
I ain't did nothing.
COVID hit, but it didn't really hit.
I knew folk want outside for real.
They really was saying folk need to go in the house.
Nigga, I go to the mall.
When I, it probably like 11:30 in the morning.
I know ain't nobody here.
But I walk in this bitch, this bitch loaded.
Line packed.
Motherfucker in this bitch shopping.
I'm looking around like, did I miss something?
What going on around this bitch?
Motherfuckers in this bitch cashin' out, walkin' fast.
I'm like, I know it's a pandemic,
but niggas in pandemic shopping though.
- Big bag.
- Wow, that shit came out, folk had PPP, I said.
- Yeah.
- Well, niggas was takin' flights,
buying Christian Dior's, all of Amiri.
I'm talkin' about goin' stupid.
Lamborghinis, all that.
- I saw that shit hands on.
I thought I was trippin'.
I walked in the mall.
Motherfuckers in this bitch shoppin'.
Like it was a pandemic, but they ballin'.
They get Louis Vuitton. - But they literally
bought everything.
It wasn't no Rolexes at the Rolex store.
- And it ain't been no Rolexes.
at the Rolex store since 2020.
They bought all of them and they ain't had
to sell them back yet.
You know, we were waiting on them.
They were like, bruh, we were talking to them.
- Somebody going, somebody.
- It was like, somebody going to have to come up off
some of these Rolex.
- You mind what?
- Not yet.
- I was looking for a deal.
You know, I like to get my shit at a deal.
- Shit, they did.
- I need a deal.
- Pick a different flyer.
You didn't court you somebody.
- Oh, man.
- You be actively looking.
- Man.
- You be day trading and day deal looking
at the same time.
- I'm a thrifter.
I catch deals, sir.
- All you need to do is call me and tell me what you need.
I'm going to look for it.
Man, I wait till a motherfucker buy, yeah, I'ma wait.
I want it, I want it under price.
I want it at the price you barely need.
- But I don't even think.
Looking back on it now.
- You just trying to get rid of it.
You like, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
- But that was six years ago.
Like, I don't even think 2020 should count
as a year off your life.
Like, that shit wasn't a real year, bruh.
- Yeah, it was.
- No, it wasn't.
- It showed you what motherfuckers would do
when shit get real.
- Man, no way, bruh.
- You remember what happened during 2020, bruh?
White people was out with dashikis on, kissing niggas feet.
It was all types of wild shit going on in 2020, man.
- It was?
- Yes.
Yeah.
- 2020 was a strange year.
- White people were kissing niggas feet.
- Do you remember that one nigga
that was crumping in front of the police?
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- I remember that shit.
- Bruh, let me tell you.
- That was 2020?
- Yes, let me tell you how crazy 2020 was, bruh.
I remember when I came, when we came down here,
we first did them first podcast.
And we was fucking with the pandemic, nigga.
I went to the gas station
and put a rubber glove on to get my gas, nigga.
- With a mask on?
- With a mask on.
I didn't, nigga.
- What wrong?
What wrong with that?
- Listen, your whole life,
you done been touching the gas pump.
You from, we from the ghetto, my nigga.
You done been outside with a butt nigga crack head
running around the gas station.
And never once did you say, you know what?
I should put a glove on.
He might've put his dick on this motherfucker, my nigga.
You know what I mean?
This nigga just run around.
- I should, I should, man.
- Bro, we out here in a pandemic
with a gynecologist's mask on.
- I seen motherfuckers at the grocery store
with all types of shit wrapped around they face, man.
- I didn't know that was a gynecologist's mask.
- You know what the crazy part was?
- Oh my, the 2020 wasn't real, yeah.
- And this is the crazy shit.
They still got it.
- I'm still wearing it.
- Man, I still got mine on the planet.
- Them white folk be coughing
on they plane, bro.
Oh my goodness.
Don't nobody be wanna say nothing.
- Michael Jackson new.
- Yeah, he been new.
He been new.
- I still wear mine on the plane
'cause that right there, you hear one of them sneezes?
- And folks that be standing straight
right now don't even hear this shit.
- That sneeze will make you wish you had a mask, man.
You be like, bro, what the fuck?
- I'm like, don't nobody wanna look back.
I'm the only one that wanna look back
and notice the nigga.
- I'm like, bro, what the fuck?
- Excuse me.
- Are you dying back there?
- Nigga be in the plane, motherfucker.
- Excuse me, fly the jet.
- This is back to back, motherfucker.
- Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga.
- Like, you know what, bro?
I'm not, I can't.
- That's what make traveling not fun.
Them kids and them old folk.
- Oh, man.
- Don't nobody wanna say nothing.
- Them kids and them old folk.
Don't nobody wanna say nothing.
- Now, be real now.
We be humble and modest.
- Yeah, say it, say it, bro.
- We be humble and modest, but I'ma be real now.
If you got a child and you know your baby in there crying,
you gotta look as irritated as the people
who don't have the child.
You gotta be looking at people like,
"I know he tripping."
- Yeah.
- That make us feel better, like,
"All right, all right."
At least he get on your nerves.
- You need to try.
- 'Cause if you just sit there
and let that motherfucker cry.
- Yeah.
- Like, you just, "Let's wake up."
Your baby is in here crying.
- Pull your city out, man.
We don't care.
Feed that motherfucker.
- Amen.
- Feed him.
- Bro, I can't even do this to you.
- Ma'am, feed.
- Bro, look.
Put the blanket over him.
Feed him.
He's hungry.
- Please go.
- Please.
- That's how I know racism is taught.
- Put your teeth in his mouth.
- 'Cause early in the morning,
white people cannot keep they kids
from walking up to black people, man.
You ever be in the airport and them little kids
be fascinated by black people.
They be walking all up on,
"Hey, hey, come back, buddy.
"Leave him alone, buddy."
We're so sorry.
- Yeah, we're so sorry.
- We're so sorry.
- We're so sorry.
- Come back, buddy.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Some white people let they kids
get wrong.
- Nah, be bad.
- Bro, I said the 2020 wasn't real,
but we was havin' to stand six feet away from people.
They had the lines, like--
- Motherfuckers were going to see they momma.
- They had lines, like, drawn out.
You had to stand six feet.
- Stayin' in the car, talkin' on the porch.
- Yeah.
People was scared to get out the car, give daps and shit.
Man, that was the craziest year in human history, bro.
- That shit was real, bro.
- Like, how the fuck did we manage
to be grown people during that year?
- 'Cause these folk got an agenda.
- That shit probably, but man,
ain't nobody go to school for a whole year.
- That whole little time,
that's why them children didn't skip.
That three years, we miss the education.
- Man, listen, man.
- Three, four years, them kids ain't learn shit.
- For some of them Zoom elementary,
them Zoom schools, go back and watch.
- The folk had Zoom graduation.
- And watch the Zoom, man,
the shit you would see goin' on in the house.
Momma walkin' past, butt naked.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
See, she was a Zoom sub,
teachin' them motherfuckers who ain't there.
- You was a Zoom substitute.
Man.
- Man.
- That's crazy.
- Man.
♪ Gotta teach my kids up on the Zoom ♪
- Amazon was jumpin', though.
- Yeah.
♪ What the fuck might I'ma do ♪
♪ Gotta teach my kids on the Zoom ♪
- It was crazy, bruh.
♪ Please cut your Wi-Fi off ♪
♪ Gotta teach my kids on the Zoom ♪
♪ Please do your homework in your room ♪
♪ Teach my kids on the Zoom ♪
♪ Please cut your Wi-Fi off ♪
♪ 'Cause me could sit down ♪
- You gotta turn your camera on, too.
- Gotta turn your camera on.
♪ Turn your camera around ♪
- Man, you know how embarrassed I was.
My daughter called me in there
in front of all them people
and asked me to help her do a math problem,
and we both was in there needin' help.
I'm like, baby, I never was good at this.
I'm in that confessin' shit
that ain't got nothin' to do with my baby.
- On the Zoom?
- I'm like, I don't know, baby,
I was never good at math.
I don't know what this is.
Like, I don't, once they put the letters in it,
daddy's over.
Once the letters get involved, I'm outta there.
I'm done.
- 4A, plan 2B.
- Listen, once the letters get in there,
count me out, I'm finished.
- I had a ball during the pandemic.
I had so much fun.
- Doin' what?
- I was at the house just inventin' shit to do, man.
- Mm-hmm.
- Every day was an invention.
- 2020 got on my nerves.
- Man, me and my daughter was in the,
man, that's the best part that me and we got to kick it,
like that, you know what I'm sayin', during that time.
That was the best part of the pandemic.
But now we be laughin', 'cause, man,
me and my daughter got fatter than a motherfucker
during the pandemic.
We was eatin' ice cream two, three o'clock
in the afternoon, nigga.
We didn't know, you don't have no concept of time.
We in there fryin' chicken and shit.
Three o'clock in the mornin'.
Daddy, I want some strip.
Fuck it, let's get 'em.
Take 'em out.
- Cook this shit.
- Cook this shit right now.
And they're watchin' the last dance.
She don't know who the fuck Michael Jordan is,
them chicken tenders kept her right in front of the TV.
- They're right, dude.
- I took that personally.
- Exactly, bro.
That shit was six years ago, my nigga.
- My folks still wanted to go outside,
like it wasn't a pandemic.
- I wasn't even tryin' to go outside, man.
I had a ball.
- Can we go somewhere?
I'm like, bro, you watchin' the news.
We can't go no fuckin' where.
We can go outside.
And it dangerous just goin' outside.
- And it seemed like they was targeting
motherfuckers with that, 'cause every time
somebody go on TV talkin' shit about that shit, they get it.
- The GDC motherfuckers been lyin' the whole time, bro.
All that shit was lyin', bro.
They come out now and just say all that shit was lyin'.
Folks just sayin' what they wanna say.
- Bro, remember the COVID wildin' out season?
Bro, we had to stay in the hotel for a week.
- We had to stay in the hotel for a week first.
- We had to stay in the hotel,
but they made us stay in the hotel for a week.
- First.
- First, before we could do anything.
Just us three sittin' out front of this goddamn
extended stay.
- This shit crazy, bro, how life is right now, bro.
- Yeah, way out in the middle of fuckin' nowhere.
- In the middle of nowhere, bro.
Ain't no McDonald's or nothin' close.
- Nigga, we performin' in front of 23 people.
- Yeah, we done went and bought air fries and shit.
We buyin' shit like we live here.
- And left it there.
- We done bought our own sheets and shit.
Like, we bought all types of shit.
Like, we went to Target when we first got there
and looked like we was movin' into a college dorm.
- Nigga had a Mad Max.
- I know I left my air fryer out there.
- I left my air fryer out there, too.
- I definitely left mine.
- I left mine.
- We was in there air fryin' shit.
We goin' to each other's room.
- I brought the studio.
- Hey, bro, let me get some of them nuggets you bought.
- I done ran out of nuggets.
- That shit was crazy.
- Man, that shit happened, bro.
- The pandemic.
- The pandemic.
They had the pandemic proms.
They had motherfuckers goin' to prom in the house.
On camera. - We can't do that no more.
We can't do that no more.
Not that pandemic shit.
That shit drive motherfuckers crazy.
I think for a week we should just quarantine just as a rule.
- Shut everything down.
- Yeah, shut everything down.
Just for a week.
- Don't do a pandemic where it's like,
you forcing people out.
Don't do that.
- Bro, I remember I was in LA when the shit first hit, right?
I was in LA.
They started shuttin' everything down.
So I'm like, let me just go ahead
and get on the red out back home.
Just so I can be home.
You know how you shut your phone off and shit.
Get off the plane.
I get off the plane, turn my phone back on.
It just emails, shows.
Cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel.
I'm like, what the fuck is the world in there?
Man, they shut everything down.
everything by the time we got home by the time i got home bro we ain't had no shows
everything was over then two days later wilding out was canceled while it was on tv
yep i'm talking about in the middle of wild in west philadelphia born and raised
i paid my cable bill like what the fuck is going on my tripping didn't fresh prince just
fresh prince came on
that was a crazy time my nigga that was wow you made it through this yeah definitely
nigga we was in baltimore nigga remember we was at the show they can't yeah y'all was
that was in la and then when they can't i said we was on our way to leave for the show
no we was in the arena remember we was in the arena nigga we were getting prepared
yeah it was at the hotel the picture at the hotel we was at the arena oh i seen a picture
of them at the hotel you might have been at the we was at the arena nigga folks was coming to
the arena and i was like man they ain't just counseling they ain't finna just turn away
ten thousand people we sitting in that lobby walking back in they car looking dumbfounded
we in the motherfucker life we were just sitting there waiting there like man they might call it
call what this is what we doing yeah man they finished the world the world because we just
did a show last night because we was in um
um
we was in maryland no yeah well we were somewhat though we was in dc we were somewhat close yeah
y'all did that shit real quick and they were talking about canceling that shit night four
we did that shit we like ah nigga soon we go here nigga uh-uh shit hey man world sick
shut it down bro shut it down i'm just like man what is happening my nigga i'm at the uh
what's that shit in la the uh the little outdoor mall i can't think of the name of it right now
they got the little outdoor mall with the nike and shit at it i'm walking around the
around that motherfuck niggas is running out the stores running and jumping in their cars and i'm
like no what is going on i might have to go to the container store and get a bowl big enough to boil
myself and this must be great go down by the time i got home bro the whole world was shut down
bro we was naked we was we how he was going through the pandemic we was riding i was right
down here bro we was down here staying in the hotels while they was closed but it was literally
three four in the hotel while i was in there but atlanta never shut down for real no atlanta
never really niggas was outside with the mask on bro i remember i seen a at the gas station
with the blunt in the mass hitting the blunt the man he ain't even holding the blunt the blunt
in the mask he's hitting hitting the blunt through the mask i'm like oh that ain't the real place
we ain't never shut down then cut a hole in the mass and hit the j through the mass
no niggas no niggas hey bro you can have two of the people like bit but we got a party in
this twitter niggas ain't no niggas ain't never shut down bro that's crazy oh boy at all bro at
all at all my i mean i'm glad we came through that though yeah everybody on the internet talking
at the same time yeah yeah yeah going live that's what that's where this came from what yeah
yeah this came from the pandemic
i don't try to keep my composure
hey man you're terrible though he always do that i mean
they're gonna zoom in they know what it look like yeah it's like it's going further back chico no it
ain't going further back my actually long now my down here except in the front yeah
you should have wanted to go that's what this came from look at morgan
look in there yeah exactly that was when emmanuel was in here that's crazy bro mold
ain't no mold on my nose damn they did give you a mold who knows is that they didn't get
you mojo nose that's that's mojo brooke's nose mojo brooke's nose ain't my nose man
you look like you part of b2k i know right they got me looking glamorous
why my eyelids look like that
now we appreciate all the artwork though yeah thank you
that had tried he was trying to take our souls with that pain if we didn't look at it too much
long i think that nigga had tried he was trying to take our souls with that pain if we didn't look at it too much long i think that nigga was trying to cast a spell on us i think that nigga had tried he was trying to take our souls with that pain if we didn't look at it too much long
i think that nigga had tried he was trying to take our souls with that pain if we didn't look at it too much long
listen bro that's the myth
brad it was a build-up bro most of the people who watch this show and know exactly which
point y'all talking about you gotta know which one we talked about we left that at the old
studio so we don't even know what that is but that was terrifying that said hey boy let me tell you
something now that's up like we in moscow he said one stay right here you you stand right here let
me tell you not what y'all stand in the order of what y'all business is right this hill let me tell
you something man they're gonna be the big pain you ever seen you feel what i'm saying ain't
nobody ever painted y'all like that let me tell you something hey man reveal that turn it around
hey it's an nft yeah he remember he said it's an nft and then it's already working about it's an
nft so he was trying to do this you know what you said it would work he said it worked like a million
dollars on nft turn it around get who say something j-o-n talks
man that was the other that was in the studio like it was supposed to be
motivated i told him every week get this get that out of here bro
that like this i'm like bro look at this this is scary look at that
shit that shit was terrifying it's february this shit fit october it's like a man
that she got to go that she had to go bro
goddamn and in the midnight something losing is looking in the dark you start screaming that
and painted a thriller but that shit was ugly man that shit was ugly no it was beyond ugly that shit
was evil bro i remember on the road man the funny part is this this low stake
bro this thing went
that's the painting
but that's ugly bro are you looking at it like you ain't never don't look at it too long
that's it ugly bro don't look at it too long you're going to change soon
hey man hey bro hey man i remember we was on the road a painted duval duval
look at that he yeah he was feeling the he's like all eyes look straight and then
all that was straight up that said oh man that ain't me he said oh come on man god damn
that fly was in the floor i didn't even know it was in the floor i didn't even know it was in the floor
i didn't even know what was going on i can't like that's the thing you gotta understand about us
world we are all drawn to each other's legs if i hear this losing it somewhere or here we
gotta come see what's going on i hear this fly hollering i'm like something happened i'm running
around the corner i'm like fly what's wrong he said i'm like what he like he can't even talk
i look at duval do all night about to cry i'm like bro what's wrong he was like man look at
this that flip that around i said oh god damn that's crazy he was like nah but i
just started on you today i'm trying to get you done i didn't want you to not be the only one in
their hair one so i just started on you today if you give me like a couple more days i can fix this
man oh my god man
is
bro that's how he was he was crying he was crying i had to go see he said i just don't know
you today so i don't want you to feel like he definitely said that he said that he was like
now my bad i just thought on you today i i they told me you wasn't doing the show so i was like
do you want to be there i got to give him something i said oh my god oh boy i could
do viral piss man he was like no we didn't got somebody to gain you on the road bro it's like
somebody gifted you what's the craziest thing somebody gifted you on the road
the old drug dealer gave me that chain yeah i remember that
yeah he was a street man he had all the jewelry from when he was in the street
probably about 50 maybe 60 years old he had he said i got a piece for you chico and dc and he had
laid all jewelry out on the table like i'm getting this to you are you laughing on ain't wet though
yeah my chain is yeah you ain't never read it
never ran into him you got to go to tommy t's okay i'll be out there yeah what's the crazy
thing somebody gave you man i don't i ain't no not the baby he's just like the cougar man i had
a cool whisper some crazy in my ear and then she pinched my booty i was like oh oh oh somebody gave
me a um just to practice tattoo skin the did you put over the tattoo no when you when you practice
WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
Tattoos can you got that shit in your house? Yeah, you still got it. So you keep all that shit. I'm crazy, you know
Too crazy what about you man motherfucker just be giving me shit that they swear gonna make the front of my head grow back
And he give you like miracles, bro, I'm talking about everywhere I go Chico look I'm telling you, bro
Yeah, this shit got extra macha mocha moan in it nigga
All you gotta do is have this on your forehead at night before you go to sleep put some aluminum foil on the back
of your head
And we're leaving in there, bro. Two three weeks. You'll start to your shit started come back. I swear this I'm telling you real
I'm so you try something. I never tried that of it, bro
No
Work, and I'm not gonna disappoint myself. How do you know it ain't gonna work because I know it's not gonna work
The doctor told me this shit is over
Man they might have a ship
Like one lady one lady one lady, but black one lady one lady was so cold
She got the mix in this shit in the dressing room
The niggas holding border baby like you got some boys. You pull out three different jobs. She's gonna great making it
She's like I'm making you your own right now cuz I look right to take your head off
I'm looking I see exactly what you need. It's not today. It's just the follicles need stimulation. So I'm a mix this one up
This is just for you. I'm like
Darn, I got you. I got you. We'll go ahead put that
Putting that shit on me if I'm alert to enough shit, I've rubbed that shit on my forehead now hold up like
And can't call nobody help me. They got me in the hotel room. My shit didn't blue up worse than what it is. No
No
Layla's have food exactly
If he named shit like that and salute you ever thank you. I blew up what it is
No, I'm not putting that shit on my head, but thank you
Everybody that did they got the hair product. So they got a show with it before and after
If they showed up what a big of this shit look like mine, I'm gonna do what it looked like before you
They've diagnosed
That niggas be like man. I can get it to grow back. I'm telling you
Telling you, but I mean, but they be so passionate that I gotta hit a pit
You ever had them niggas try to clean the shit at the mall. That's how they talk to me in the dressing room
I look at me man. Look at me
Is used it if you use this bro, you will have braids in the front in no time
Bro, look at me bro. Look at I'm telling you, but I'm no looking brother
Shake my hand so you can feel the energy. I'm telling you, but it's this shit right here. I'm telling you, bro
We're gonna make a million. Are you you?
Can't believe you
Everywhere I go it's not a show I do with somebody don't come back
You know in a birthday bag I'm talking about in a wonderful birthday
I'm talking about a wedding man. You know the bags they give out when you check in at the way
So they give they giving you to have food?
And the more hair food the oil the condition you the conditioner to wash everything you can use it
And that's another thing. They always and you can use it in your be
You can use it in your bed, nigga. You don't even got you put it in your beard
You bro, I'm gonna see you at the table
I gotta let them back cuz they be so passionate and they believe in that shit
Everybody who make hair product they believe that they are the next Bronner brothers and out of
Not the person that disappoints you, but I just know that I'm not I'm not using none of this. Oh, but it's funny boy
That shit to open up a whole market of people trying to say you hear bro everywhere. We go here, but
Fly head butter from scratch from scratch fly from scratch
Well, you know, I seen a lady whip some up from scratch. What's in it man fennel Greek all type shit this bitch in there
Chopping shit. I'm like, man. What do you make it? She like Donna's give me a second
I'm telling you I'm about to put this together. She's like
She pulled out some ginger damn, I'm telling you brush. He's chopping up shit lemon zest all type shit
Listen people are invested my nigga. That's why I can't cut this shit at this what I feel like if I started people gonna be disappointed
You ain't give me a shot
Yeah, you quit before you gave me a shot, but you got to use
I didn't know you ain't work. Somebody work ain't nobody see where you got to go on the journey
You got to set all the products on the table
Hey DC. They already set up on the table here in town. You get frustrated with life. He's left
Listen, bro. I got so much at the house. Man. My daughter be laughing like above us
She's like daddy. You got so much of this. Oh, I mean that shit everywhere, but you open up the cab
There's something in the frigerator
That they tell you that's the first they taste so you get home put in the refrigerator
You gotta get each one of a two-week span. Nah, bro
See if it actually not as you just want to see what I look like my shit just all over the best
You're gonna stop making my head growing places. I don't even want no hair to grow. They got here on his knees out here
They walk around it's been like Robbie Williams nigga like the fuck nigga hair right here
This figure there was no
They always concerned about you man, hey man for sure I appreciate the love without question
But man, I can't they covered that head butter man. What's your funny is?
You say like you see somebody be like
Approaching you with head butter. I guess don't fuck you Chico
Are you like I already knew I know what it is?
They come out with the job
Let me tell you something everywhere we go at the weeding was the movies just in Chicago at the weeding ones
I come around the corner nigga hit the corner with the butter already ready
Man listen, let me tell you something this right here. This is what you need and you go cap. I use I know exactly what?
You know, that's this move. That's a good
Entrepreneur from Chicago. No, you talking about the nature's dessert. Yes, you don't I'm not talking about him
It was a nigga that was behind him that nigga came with like that. Yeah
You taking but
This right here what you need money rub two dots of this right here one boom boom, that's all you gotta do
He's go sleep, but I'm telling you
No more beard off or not. Yeah, I know. I got all kind of beer kind of they gave you the beard or
My shit gappy. Yeah. Yeah
But a matter of fact y'all now that y'all see get DC to be a version of the shit job
Yeah, give me for the front line. Don't give me no shit. They gonna break me out. See y'all now got a turn when it's me
You got to give it a try you do you?
You gotta go on the journey. You have to give it a try
No, no, I don't have no other choice. No, I don't neither do you I do I can finesse this Wow
Yeah, all your shit under the bottom. No, they're good
Yeah, the undercurrent be it. Well, you really got it. You're like Dubsie
I'm gonna go on this to give it dick. I really want to cut you
But you gotta leave but I gotta leave it to make it look like it's full
Here in Asia, you gotta you gotta get up now. You gotta plug it out. Yeah
Let these motherfuckers know you mean bid your own man. This shit right here me. I pay building
Yeah, that ain't what that mean it just just what you attached it
I pay bills wrong. I
Pay my bills in my beers. Hey, yeah
Stupid but that's funny
What happened
Yeah, all right, what'd he do?
What do you do? Some of the?
Wow, this shit. What do you say heard in my life?
We was just talking about how your girl cheat on you shit
Uh-huh, and he fucking around and said, bro
What do you find out your girl cheat on you and she let the nigga fucking in the booty?
He been in there
You gonna take a bet
Oh, you see oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, that's different. That's that booty hold
look different. That's what that is. That's crazy. You go down and you're like, wait a
minute, babe. Whoa. Whoa. That's crazy. You get to hear your girl and her booty hole get
to make a noise. Don't worry about it. And this nigga said some of the funniest shit.
Hey, man. That nigga's crazy, man. What the fuck that shit came from? Hey, bro, that nigga's
man. Both of y'all, everybody, man, just be saying y'all niggas, man, are the source of
some of the hardest laughs I have ever laughed in my entire life, my nigga. I'm talking about,
man, listen, y'all. I don't know how I'm supposed to laugh to death in here a bunch of times.
Man, listen, y'all niggas. That nigga picked them chairs up and told that nigga, in school,
your mom and tits is this big.
And what a guy.
He got me out. He would hate making my ass, but I had to get him up off me.
Do you remember that show?
Yeah.
That nigga had the fucking stings.
Yeah. That nigga went and crossed him up and started walking like this.
That titty was long, bro.
Man, that shit took me out.
No, bro. When you told them, you fucking that bitch, and you fucking alone in your
nits.
In your nits. And you had some project dust on his nits.
He had some dust on his nits.
Bro, when he told that nigga, he was dressed like Casino.
Oh yeah.
Whoa!
That was a haymaker right there, I ain't even gonna lie to you.
Listen bro, I remember I had this nigga laughing so hard one time bro, I'm talking about some
real shit, I'm talking about my mama funeral, like you know what I'm saying, I had to go
see my mama before the funeral and shit, me and my little brother had to go see my mama
body and shit, so we walk in there and you know we bird her in her favorite cowboy jersey,
and the first thing that nigga Antoine say when we walk in the little joint, he be like,
man why y'all got my mama titties sitting up like this, and I don't see her, I'm too
far back to see what he talking about, but he mad, now mind you this is our mama, he
be like man why y'all got my mama titties sitting up like this, and I walk up, I'm like
what the, oh nah, I'm talking about man bro, I say man y'all gotta fix my mama titties
man, come on man, like bro what is y'all doing man, I swear to God bro, that's why they had
my mama shit sitting up straight up like this my nigga, like traffic cones, I'm like hey
man, hey man, hey man, hey man, hey man, send the nigga in here man, I swear to God, I'm
like hey man, hey, hey man, y'all gotta fix this shit man, I refuse to let anybody see
mama, hey man get the fuck, hey what is y'all doing, I swear to God man, be a man to that
bitch, mad as a motherfucker, like bro what's this man, what are y'all doing, oh I'm sorry
man, that's on us man, we spoke to, so I apologize man, I'm like man, what the fuck type shit
is this man?
You did not have to do that to me.
That's a true story bro, that's a true story man, that shit was fucked up, don't talk about
that shit, you gotta go through plan of the funeral nigga, that's the shit people don't
talk about, that process of having to get a motherfucker in the ground, that shit is
annoying, that shit real, man, hell no Chico, that's a true story, that nigga Antoine lost
it, so the first thing he said, man why y'all got my mama titties looking like that, I'm
like what the fuck, well I get up to the casket, I'm like oh no man, what is this?
Bro that's some shit you don't even know you can complain about my nigga, true story bro.
But you gotta say something when you see it.
Yeah you gotta be like bro I can't let the family see my mama shit looking like this
bro, this ain't the only thing, nigga what, man hell nah.
What's the family gonna say, hey, hey, why y'all let them, I mean, and they ain't gonna
say it to everybody but me, like man, come here, come here, hey man, you see that boy
with the titties looking like that at that funeral, man, all that money that boy supposed
to be getting, he got his mama getting that titty sitting up like that, can't believe
this shit, man, little black folk, man, everybody leaving the funeral talking shit, I hope my
titties sit up like their husband, yeah, bro that's the worst shit, that's the shit, black
people are the worst in death, like when death hit, bro you see who people look like, you
see who people really are in your family, you don't know your family.
But you need all that, cause that's what, that's what encapsulates the experience, you think
so?
Yes.
Why you say that?
Cause think about it man, every funeral that you go to, you definitely gonna cry, but you
definitely gonna laugh probably twice as much, I remember when my great grandma died bro,
she had a cousin, he about a year or two younger than her, and he was at the funeral, he couldn't
breathe, everybody was sad, he was like what, why y'all sad, hell we ain't dead, we alive,
I'm alive, I'm still alive, man, my niggas stupid, yeah man, they bring the worst out
of the family man, I remember my uncle passed away, my other uncle was walking around with
that nigga's coat on the day he died, I'm like nigga, you gonna, damn, he was like man, hey
man, you know what I'm saying, he said I can use it, my brother wanted me to have that
coat, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was like yeah, damn, nigga you ain't gonna wait for the nigga
to even, hey man, hey man, he said I can use it, and we don't know if he said it or not
no more, my brother wanted me to have that coat, man, I'm telling you, it bring the worst
out of people man, it bring the worst out of that motherfucker still when people die,
they do, my daddy passed, my brother is wearing his suits, smoking dope, in his doggy, smoking
dope in my daddy's suit, you'd be surprised, you'd think that they just gonna steal the
old, start stealing petty shit, petty shit, cause look, before my sister passed, she said
I can have both of them lamps, them my lamps, my sister wanted me to, we always went back
and forth, you know, playing by them lamps, she wanted me to have them lamps at my house
and in that living room set, and I ain't had no table at my house in multiple years, and
the fucked up part is you don't find out until the lamp's gone, you come in and go to the
living room set, man, where the fuck the lamps at, uncle Earl came and took them lamps, he
said he took the lamps, well he been took them lamps, and he broke down that queen bed
in there too, what the fuck you want, queen size bed, I gave her them mattresses, now
that is your box spring, but that's been my mattress, he left the box spring, yeah, disrespectful
bruh, that bring the worst out of niggas man, niggas is just terrible man, and then you
know what another thing, you know what another thing, you know what another thing, you know
what another thing I realized man, like the way people judge the repass is crazy, like
I can just look around, I'm sitting at my mama repass, just looking around watching
people just like, I'm like man, this is crazy, like if this shit was nasty, what was y'all
gonna just judge me, cause we done had great food, they done expected the food at the repass,
repass mean, oh we done sat through this all day, please have a plate, people going to
that repass, bruh, that's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying,
and we done did some, we did some cold repasses, but they, like the one you had bruh, I'm talking
about, we had the whole shit rented out, food everywhere, just everything, niggas don't
know how much that shit cost, bruh, that shit, I'm so glad, that's why I say God has blessed
us, cause I ain't, you know, buried my mother, man, I ain't had to ask nobody for nothing,
I was able to take care of everything, and then we ain't even worry about what she had,
and you good, I take care of everything.
But to be in a situation where you can't take care of everything, to go through all of them
times that people done died in my family, and we done lost people, and had to figure
out how to, man, oh my God, bro, dealing with family, you got it, and listen, true story,
man, this some real shit, so my uncle, God rest his soul, my uncle Reggie, right, like
you know, he's a super street nigga, but he came home and started doing his thing and
got a job, so I'll never forget, he had a job, you know, he filling out the little paperwork
for the job.
They give you insurance and shit, so he filled the insurance out, like, you know, just filling
this shit out, put somebody down as a beneficiary, whatever, he ended up getting killed, the
bitch that he was fucking with that he put down as a beneficiary, he fucked with her,
he married and everything now, this bitch then came and got the money, nigga, and took
the money, came and picked up the check, I had to stop my mom and them from whooping
this bitch, I'm talking about they was trying to whoop this bitch at my mama house, I'm
talking about they was trying to whoop this bitch at my mama house, I'm talking about
they was trying to whoop this bitch at my mama house, I'm talking about they was trying
to whoop this bitch at my mama house, I'm talking about they was trying to whoop this
bitch at my mama house, I'm talking about they was trying to whoop this bitch at my
mama house, I'm talking about they was trying to whoop this bitch at my mama house, I'm
talking about they was trying to whoop this bitch at my mama house, I'm talking about
they was trying to whoop this bitch at my mama house, I'm talking about they was trying
to whoop this bitch at my mama house, I'm talking about they was trying to whoop this bitch
at my mama house, I'm talking about they was trying to whoop this bitch at my mama house, I'm talking about
We had mustard, hot sauce, and. More, man. We got to find a pub.
We got to find permits, fish,
honey, hot dogs.
And that boy was supposed to bring some more drinks,
so we ain't got nothing but that. They made cash out of it.
We was stealing money all day.
That's regular as hell.
That's regular. Who got the other cash?
Ah, that's an old wit.
You had to repay at your repairs
drinking Dr. Thunder.
Mountain Breeze, nigga.
Great, great drink.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Red Pop.
That shit nasty.
That's damn menacing.
Get some goddamn insurance, man.
That shit literally, you can get an insurance policy
$250,000. It costs you $25 a month.
Facts.
Please, man.
Generational wealth right there.
That's where it starts.
That's how real wealth is passed down.
There you go, fly. That's it.
Fuck that bullshit.
Put insurance on everything.
Everything got insurance.
Your life got insurance.
Put some insurance on it, nigga.
Yeah. Get that insurance.
Damn, nigga just walking around here, liability.
'Cause one thing about life, some shit gonna happen.
Always.
Nigga ain't got no insurance.
He just got liability.
No full curbs on his body.
Yeah, liability.
Yeah, liability.
Yeah, liability.
God damn.
You fall, boy, you ain't worth nothing.
Especially if you got some drug addicts in your family, make sure you got a policy on
them.
Yeah.
Please, everybody.
Come on, man.
You ever heard of, like, Cranky Head's last request?
It'd be some crazy shit.
Listen, man, put me on a bicycle seat.
I want y'all, you know what I'm saying, cremating me and shit, put me on a bicycle seat.
So he can blow up?
So he can ride into the cremation.
So I can keep on riding with y'all ass, man.
I want to be a bicycle seat.
Shit be crazy.
Cremate him into a bicycle seat.
Man, what?
You don't want to be a cremation seat.
You were calling the fight, and then
And as soon as the shit kick off, then you lift up, nigga, knocked out.
Like, I missed it.
What are you doing?
As much as we watch on the internet, you can appreciate some good camera work.
You ever get to the end of it, like, that was some good camera work.
They had to be using a damn tripod or something because it was on the same one clip.
Audio was good.
I wonder what kind of phone that is.
It's probably a Samsung.
Like, some of the domestic disputes that they record, like, but I used to watch niggas that be,
you must have been wearing some meta glasses because you watched her teach you around the top a lot the whole time.
And when they got the backstory to go with it, hey, y'all, she been out here all day.
She been busting in windows.
They got to fighting this morning.
Here she go again.
Catch me up.
Once again, take your ass home.
That shit can get you shot.
Yeah.
Most definitely.
A motherfucker look at you, see that camera pointing at them.
He a fuck around and shoot you.
You take your ass home, mind your goddamn business.
Stay out of the way of danger, people.
Yeah, for real.
That's basically what I'm saying.
Because some people keep recording.
These folks crazy, bro.
Ah, so glad my phone charged up.
Y'all, look.
Look at this shit.
Ah, damn it.
Ah.
Y'all, this shit hurt like a motherfucker, man.
Hammerlands on their way.
Hold up, y'all.
Yeah, he got me right there.
Right there.
Ah.
Hell, yeah.
Shit.
Oh, a nigga be in the hospital.
A nigga got shot 19 times.
I'm still alive.
Barely.
Barely, nigga.
Barely.
And you're telling them where he at so they can come finish the job.
I'm talking about room 3B.
This is stupid.
All right, man.
They done posted to the nurse and everything.
Know what flow, y'all.
Yeah, I got to learn, bro.
Y'all got to learn.
Y'all telling on y'all shit.
That's a different game.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
I don't have shit like that to worry about.
I ain't in the street.
Yeah, but it don't matter.
That's the thing, bro.
It's not just street shit.
It's not just street shit, young nigga.
They think they're smart.
It's all types of shit that motherfuckers be recording, man.
You know what I'm saying?
People record everything.
You can't even be on the date.
You can't even get into it.
You know, back in the day, you could get into it with a motherfucker at the light.
You know, some good human road rage.
Some good, you know, road rage.
Fuck you, nigga.
Fuck you.
Next thing you know, nigga over y'all.
Road rage.
This shit crazy.
I'm not pulling my camera out because I don't want them to come seize my phone for the footage
if some shit happens.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
You know, you are now.
You're not.
- Voluntarily being a cop!
- Look away.
- Mind your goddamn business. - Mind your business, my dude.
- They gonna come see you about that footage.
- Excuse me, sir, you was down there on 123rd.
Did you see anything?
- You are Ant-Man. - Man, you in there
trying to delete all the porn out your home.
- Yeah, I can't see this shit. - For sure.
- I ain't bet.
- Oh, you gonna wrap it up like that?
- Yeah, nigga, why not? - Come on, wrap it up.
- 85's out there. - Man, shit, you know what's up?
- See, you see how he just looked at you?
See how he just did that?
That's how he look at that paint.
- All right, you guys, stay tuned.
We got more 85's out there, I'm sure where that came from.
- Ooh!
- Y'all niggas is crazy. - I mean, man.
- Oh, that's another one?
- No.
- Oh, yeah, that one?
- Yeah, yeah, remember that one?
- That one was ugly.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The conversation covers day trading, including prop firm accounts, strategies, and the psychology of risk management.
The speakers discuss the 2020 pandemic, recalling lockdown experiences, PPP loan fraud, and the surreal atmosphere of that year.
A lengthy segment focuses on hair product vendors who aggressively pitch remedies to the bald speaker, with humorous descriptions of their persistence.
The group shares funny stories about funerals, including inappropriate comments about a deceased mother's appearance and family members stealing belongings.
Tax fraud and shady tax preparers are discussed, highlighting people who got large refunds and later faced consequences.
The conversation touches on the importance of life insurance as a tool for generational wealth.
The speakers debate the risks of recording fights or police encounters, warning that it can lead to retaliation or legal trouble.
Various comedic anecdotes are shared, including a story about a woman pinching someone's butt and a man who wanted to be cremated into a bicycle seat.
Summary:
The transcription captures a freewheeling, comedic conversation among several speakers, likely on a podcast. They begin by discussing day trading, with one speaker explaining how prop firm accounts work, the psychology of trading, and the potential to make hundreds or thousands of dollars daily. The talk shifts to the COVID-19 pandemic, recalling the surreal early days, lockdowns, and the rampant PPP loan fraud that allowed some to live lavishly.
They joke about people buying out Rolex stores and the strange behavior seen during 2020. A recurring theme is the aggressive marketing of hair growth products to the bald speaker, with vivid descriptions of vendors mixing concoctions on the spot. The group also shares darkly humorous funeral stories, including a brother complaining about their mother's breasts being positioned oddly and relatives stealing lamps and mattresses.
Tax fraud and shady tax preparers come up, with warnings about owing money later. They stress the importance of life insurance for generational wealth. The conversation ends with warnings about recording fights and police encounters, noting the dangers of being a voluntary witness.
Throughout, the tone is crude, funny, and reflective of everyday life experiences.
FAQs
Day trading is buying and selling financial assets like gold, oil, silver, and technology within the same day. It requires waking up early, analyzing charts, and trading with institutions to make money.
You pay around $100 for a prop firm account, and they give you $3,000 to trade with. If you lose, you lose their money, not yours, and you can pay another $100 for a new account.
The pandemic was a strange time with lockdowns, mask-wearing, social distancing, and Zoom everything. People did crazy things like wearing gloves at gas stations and having Zoom graduations.
People often give hair products to help with baldness, claiming they will make hair grow back. Some even mix custom products with ingredients like ginger and lemon zest, but they rarely work.
At funerals, family members sometimes steal items like lamps or clothes, and there can be drama over the deceased's possessions or insurance money. The repass food is also judged heavily.
Life insurance provides financial security for your family after you die. It can be affordable, like $25 a month for $250,000 coverage, and helps build generational wealth.
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