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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Buckle up. I thought beef fat is what I thought, well, who doesn't like beef fat? Vegetarian. Vegetarian. Um, I forget, dude, I forget about them. Right. Yeah, you do. I really do. I forget about them all the time. Don't go, hey, vegetarians. Don't go to McDonald's. Don't go to me. Cool. Cool. I didn't realize Sebastian Manascalco is on the podcast, thanks for joining us to Sebastian. Hey, Sebastian. I'm a huge fan. Yeah. I'm a huge fan, dude. Wow. Blake's a huge fan. Hey, look, I'm just saying if you're vegan, don't go to me. No, we heard that. No, we heard that one. Sebastian, you could just repeat the same thing. Yeah. Hey, you'd be surprised. Actually, I'm not basing in anything now. I'm just trying to say things with an accent that doesn't sound like him. What else? Diary. They got a double cheeseburger. They got a triple cheeseburger. If you want a quadruple cheeseburger, don't go to McDonald's. Your boobs are huge. You're winning me over, dude. That's the best. That's the whole thing. Hey, man. That's the catchphrase. I understand why he's the one of the biggest comics in the world after that, dude. I get it. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. You want Pepsi products? Really good, dude. Really good. Guys, we're back. Wow, Blake's child almost ruined my life by stealing the keys through my boat and throwing them overboard. Well, we should never leave. You don't have a little floaty on your kitchen. He does on one, but he doesn't on the other. No, I don't. You do have one and the other broke off. Those are like the coolest thing. Yeah. You know, I broke off. I broke off. Okay. Hey. Look, if you don't go, if you don't have a floaty on your keychain, don't go in the water. You need to replace that. You can't have a key just sitting there with no floaty on it. You're asking for trouble. Uh, yeah. Look at Blake defending his child. I love it. I have to. I know. I know. But normally, I don't have three-year-olds on my boat. Unattended. Unattended. Like you allowed your child to do on my boat. No. Come on. Me and Isaac were there. We were just shocked. You were there. Cheers. Yeah. Just not watching the children. No. I'm the kiddie. I'm kidding. I don't know how it happened. She just approached me with two keys in her hand, and I'm like, you've got to put those back. That's wild. That's wild that she was able to get them because it's kind of high up. And to get them off, it was, I'm pretty impressed. She knows what she's doing. Dude. Like put them back, and then she put one back, and then I heard it go like, and then of course it fell in the most like random little slit in the boat. We thought we had to like lift the seats, but it was a whole ordeal. We got it. They got it. They got it. Dude, out of all the random slits on the boat, this was the most random. Dude, you'd never know. Boats have so many slits. It's crazy. Have you noticed how many slits are on your boat? Too many slits. Yeah. I never counted the amount of slits on my boat. Okay. Well, you should. But I do know that there are many slits. Yeah. What do you even do? Crazy. How many slits are on the boat? I don't, I'm not, I'm not counting the amount of slits on your boat. I don't give a fuck. Honestly, honestly, dude. This is stopped. No longer going, oh, remember how that was kind of taking, taking over for a minute. Can I tell you something? Yeah. Haven't we, did we cover this? No, did we? No, it was you, it was you talking to me off-bought or believe it or not. Oh, it's off-bought. Oh, and then I bring it up. Believe it or not. Yeah. It works. This works good. It's all my seven-year-old does. Oh. Yeah. Why? He walks around the house. He walks around the house going, "Oh, oh, oh, oh." And. Oh, yeah. And wife does it. Look at each other like, what is going on? He doesn't, no, there's no way he knows at that, at that age. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, his hands aren't in his pocket, right? He might have heard something. The most. He has no idea, but he does it constantly. And Blake, you were saying it made his way through your household? Yes, it travels. It's a, it is a thing amongst the youngsters. Oh. Wait, so your 11-year-old daughter is doing it? Oh, you might have to have a sit-down. No, it's not. It's not as graphic as you think, but it is sound. It is. It is sound. It is disturbing to hear how much child's mouth. When my mom came to visit, and he ripped a couple in front of her, oh, yeah. She looked at me like. It's like that. What? And I was like, yeah. It's more like that. It's like, oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. Which is even worse. It's not like, uh, but it's not like the long-dune that's way worse. That's way worse. Or like it. It's all the above. It's. Oh, yeah. And then he goes, uh. And it's like full body, it's not just out of noise as he walks past. It's a full body situation. So, what's so funny about this is, I mean, Blake, your daughter is at the age where in two years she will for sure know what that means. Very shagged, Ellen. They're not sex-ed-ed right now, she's in sex-ed-ed. So she does know, and she does it in front of you, that's lunatic behavior. That's why I'm saying it's not her going, uh, it's like, oh, yeah, it's just, it's what fucking kids do. They all do it, bro. Yeah. Okay. And here I thought it was dead, dude. Kids are so universally programmed now. It's crazy. Like, everything's bad. Everything is Ohio. Everything. Everything. No, it's just like, we weren't all on the same brain, brain, wavelength as kids. Yeah, but we kind of were for whatever reason, dude, you regional little boy outside of Chicago, little boy in Omaha, little boy, uh, not even anywhere near Oakland, even though he claims it. Uh, no, little boy all heard the same story about a Marilyn Manson removing a rib and sucking his own dick. We're all in the same wavelength. That is Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. But as far as like slaying and things that are people throwing around like you guys weren't saying cats. That's something that I grew up saying cats. Yeah, I said, yeah, I say jack fucking beat it out of me. Yeah, you're down. Now I say dudes way too much. Yeah, I'm always saying dudes. I'm always dropping dudes. A casual dude. I'm a dude. But like never said hella, I know that's a bay thing. Well, yeah, now it's everywhere. And what was the Omaha thing you brought to the table? Well, friends says, we have no slang. We have no slang. There's got to be something. I'm still going to send it. There's God. We say pop, you know, that's just a midwestern thing. Oh, but like that when you're talking about when you shoot some body, right? Yeah, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Yeah, pop. That fessant. Yeah, that's cool. We said on my block, we said wedded. Um, but you know, okay, like we're saying tweets around. But that's all the same suburban block that I'm very wedded. I wedded that fessant. I wedded it. Do you see me wet that fessant? I'm wet. Yeah, it feels good. It doesn't. That's insane. Skibbity toilet is real. Skibbity toilet. I'm kind of, I kind of thought that that had died. No, it's happening in resurgence. Wow. It's happening in children. Is it the thing that like once the adults are sort of, you know, because the internet, things will come and go so quickly, but then they'll just get stuck and kid in kiddom. Yeah. And then they'll, they'll keep it up for five to 10 years. Yeah, I know. That's the other thing is like now coming from the point of view of like a parent is like seeing how long some of this shit has shelf life for. It's like I could swore Ohio was was done. It's still thriving. What is your cover this a little bit about like words lasting longer than you thought they would. Like I can't believe dope is still around. What is Ohio? Go ahead. Like I don't even know how to explain Ohio. I even like worm the internet to try to find out. But like kids think it's like summed the internet. I know this is dropping words. We don't know about words. We've warmed the internet. They think it's like some kind of like mystical, mystical place or something or it's like haunted. There's just a whole. I remember there being a little B song about Ohio. So in context, how do you, how do you use, how do you use it? I don't need. It just, it just couldn't go in front of anything. Like they just say it. They just say it. It's just a thing you just say. They just say it bro. Ohio's give it a toilet. So they just say like dude, my dad's house is so Ohio or Ohio's give it a toilet. Okay. Hey, when you string it all together, I kind of like the brain rock. He's not even lying. It could be like, yo, let's go run to Starbucks and get some coffee and someone will be like, oh, Ohio's give it a toilet. And you're like sigma information. Cool. Sigma. Yeah. It's just words that it's, I think it's like their language and they know that old fuckers like us don't understand it. So it's fun to throw around. And that's why they, that's why they like it so much. Yeah. Yeah. It just because it, it fucking pisses us off. It's like, I get it. You know, Ohio, the other one we've talked about before is giving dude. I was around my niece and her friends. Yeah. And they were throwing giving around so casually and so just like without missing a stuff. I'm so excited to tell my fully grown 32 year old wife that so she can stop doing it. Yeah. Third, 14. So come on. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Just embrace it. You don't want to be like the 14 year old. Come on. It's giving old geyser, bro. Chill. Chill. We can move on to shit like that, I guess. Isaac, what's on the list? What's next on the list? Sorry, I jumped the list with mosquitoes. Isaac, Isaac has scripted our first episode. We're on script today. So he, he called me so excited. He called me about something else. But then he was, he was like, dude, today on the podcast, I'm going to do, I'm going to like write things down and put it in the chat of things that you guys can talk about. And I'm like, I think we've done like 400 episodes. I don't know if you have to. But yeah. Okay. Yeah. I feel like you're doing anything. Punk rock getting radical. He's like, yeah, I'm going to chime in with like a bunch of stuff. Like, I have a whole list. That way you guys can just look at it. You, you, you could talk about it. If you want to, you don't have to. I'm like, obviously, we don't have to. And then he only wrote the Oscars. That's the only thing on the list. Dude, 20 minutes ago, rock getting radical. He had a whole fucking list. And we appreciate it. And then he just writes the Oscars. And by the way, we don't give a shit about the Oscars. Are we, are we going to go in deep on the Oscars? No. And this episode comes out after everyone's talked about the way the Oscars. The Oscars, dude. Who gives a shit? I didn't watch him this year. I feel bad about that. Yeah. I was at your fucking dinner. Yeah. Well, thank you for showing up. I appreciate that. Adam was going to crash it tonight. But I was not crashing. I cleared it with, I cleared it with your significant other. Thank you. The streets, the streets were quiet last night. There was nobody in LA. They must have been at the Oscar parties, not where I was, because the streets were quiet. Yeah, you were on the east side. And everyone who matters in this town was in West Hollywood. Sorry. Well, it didn't feel, it didn't feel great to not be invited to any Oscar parties. I will tell you that much. Oh, you weren't. What? That sucks for you. Were you? Yeah, dude. What the hell? Yeah. Sorry. Which one? Hell yeah. That's where he was. He wasn't at the party. Uh, the Elton John after party and the viewing party. You got invited to the Elton John party. Yeah, dude. Yeah, man. And you went so pissed. Please tell me you went. I did not go. Why wouldn't you go to Elton John's party? I was at home in Orange County. I can't. I could be up here. Yeah. Oh, not even for Elton John, make the fucking trip. Not even for Elton John. Dude, sir. You know, I ran into, I saw Elton John at a hamburger hamlet one time. I was at good spotting. What the hell? Yeah, he used to just hang out there because he lived in that apartment building across the street. That's right. That's right. Oh, okay. I like this. You guys are real Hollywood insiders. Hollywood fat cats. I can't believe you didn't go the Elton John party. I would do everything to go there. Go down on me. You would go down on someone? Yeah. I would. I would go down on. If you're at Elton John's party and shit starts to really turn up. Yeah. And the five hour energies are pouring. Well, I've been before. And I don't take any item. Let him finish this thought. I don't know. It's about help. If sir Elton John says, there's a way that I can make you a night tonight. And all you have to do is fucking go down on me. He takes his dick and goes like this on your shoulders. He puts the dick on each side and then right down the middle. I would do it. I would let him do that to me if it was filmed and like we could show it on the pod. Even if it didn't make me night, I'd love for him to go like this with his dick on my shoulders and then go, you've been nighted. You would love that? You would love that? Absolutely. This is a rock legend and he's nighting you with his cock, dude. They're fucking unreal. You're feeling the love tonight, baby. Not like alone at his house with no cameras on, but like for the bit. No, there's a circle of dudes around you. Yeah. Okay. And what are the circle of dudes doing in this? They're just streaking. They got their dicks out too. Are they? They're in and around you. They're just watching. No, they're just watching with their hands in their pocket. Yeah. Okay. Well, they're chanting night, him. No, they're hands are in their pockets and they're in and around. Do what? What's the big thing? No. Hands in the pocket. Hands in the pocket. Chance. I've never seen. We've got to do this bit between the hands and pocket. And the dick nighting night. Yeah. You know, someone's going to steal it. SNL's going to do it. Please don't destroy boys. We're going to have this bit next week. Dude, I'm telling you you should have gone to that party, dude. You missed that. It could have been really fun. Yeah. I blew it. I blew it. So you were six months old, two to two. Yeah, six months to two. My dad was driving for free to lay free to lay chips. What a legend. Where were you before? Waterloo, Iowa. Where were you after? Iowa. Okay. They always come back. Don't they? I'll eventually get back. Yeah. You never lived there. There's waterloo sunsets. I tell you. And then my parents said that they had to move because I came out in them. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go right yard. Um, I'm saying that it looks like it's fixing to rain. Oh, and they were like, we can't. We can't have this accent. That shit's important. That's exactly for our blood. I mean, yeah, I think I was I was a little bit of a dance at two. Um, and I also OD'd on on what were the painkillers that everyone used to? Oh, yes, yes. This was the you lose. This is a classic story. Loots. Loots. Yeah. You told it live. Yeah, quite loads, quite loads. Yeah, your mom saw an angel. Did I tell that live in Oklahoma? because I would have been a great place to tell it. - You did. - Okay, good for sure. I don't remember Adam I love these this this string of events that happened to you that what where else Could you be but where you are now having done ludes got hit by a cement truck? And what else I think that's kind of yeah, that's kind of it. Yeah, I fell out of a tree once, but that's not as cool. I thought of a tree and broke my arm, but That's not as cool as yeah, now you're just talking about stuff as doing ludes and shit. Yeah, Now that's just a thing that happens to kids, but like it ain't hit by some antrox and Odin on ludes dude epic. Yeah, that's cool That's a young that's a young go hard saved by an angel, right? Yeah, that's what my mom says. Yeah Well quickly retell the stories in a while Okay, come on, people. I mean your mama. It sounds like your mom was on the moon. I don't have to you guys tell me Should I tell the story or should I not tell the story? Okay, we're taking wind it up. We're taking one of those and go ahead, man, wind it up. Okay. All right. So my mom's friend and neighbor she Was having problems with her boyfriend. Okay. We'll act in interested both of you looks down Durses like sipping on something. You're like picking your nose. You're off in the corner. Are you gonna? I'm just that. What do you want us to do? I mean, we're a little like tell me, but we want us to finish. Oh wait, I don't need to tell the story. But you're not telling it for us Okay, all right. Okay, fine. If you guys want a quick bathroom break, fine. I'll quickly tell the story. Here we go Okay, I'm facing you from the bathroom. All right, you get lit me dude. No, this is so I was And that my mom was having her friend was having problems with her boyfriend And so she took us over to their apartment. We lived in apartment complex sat me down on the couch was talking to the mom the other woman in the living room or in the kitchen My mom looks over at me and I have that little naughty little boy face on yeah, they're like ooh doing something naughty And she goes what you what you got there um And I came over and there was like a baggy full of ludes And but there was only like a few left like and my mom goes how many We're in here and she's like I think that was full of like like a full like inch thick all around the bottom And so I had eaten like a solid like 10 ludes like it was like death And then out of nowhere And with a white cowboy hat rings the doorbell obviously there to buy quay ludes and this apartment is On another level go ahead pop and do and uh So my mom was like quick you have to take my son to the hospital and this guy's like Uh, I guess so it's a little missy, you know, I've retouched and then Took us the wrong direction from the hospital and took us to a Pharmacy when and bought epic act came out. I put all over his truck We got we when we got to the hospital the doctor was like he would have died if we would have drove straight to the hospital Needed to get this out of his system. Just another example of addon divine sheeding death This man saved his life and then he was nowhere to be found. Wow Yeah, I if I was for sure on drugs save some kids life. I'm on the I'm on the lamb for a couple weeks. Yeah, yeah Well, he was nice enough to save the kids life I feel like a lot of people would have been like no peace. This is too much for me and my Little brain. Yeah, but if you're rocking a white cowboy hat. Yeah, you gotta you stand for some you gotta show up You got to show up for some for the kids for some's right. Yeah, you're into kids for sure. What saving kids? What saving kid? Okay. Yes Yeah, so that's that's the story That's it everyone yeah, that was a my mom still is convinced that that it was a an angel That was and my dad's like for sure he's there to For sure he's there to buy drugs honey. That was a drug didn't that shit's important widely known Um, that's why we moved there. I was driving Freedos is Uh, I don't know if Blake knows this and Durs actually it's seen this guy. Dude. It's the couch that I lived on for many years and moved out to California with and then it made its way Uh all the way to hamlin and not to hamlin. It made its way to Packard Street. Oh wow dude. That's yeah We should have checked it in between the wow dude. This dude's just casually saying some words Wow, dude and the reason we got that couch was because he felt so bad that that woman felt so bad that I almost died on the couch Yeah, she gave us the couch. How funny would it be if we found like way way more drugs in the couch? Yeah, there's no doubt like That's what I'm thinking. 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We meet Carl Bryant Carl thought he was living a normal drama free life until the messages started You will have held to pay For nine months Someone infiltrated every aspect of Carl's life threatening to ruin him Cyber stalking swatting extortion impersonation and then the text threats escalated Someone's not going to make it out of this alive It's playing out in real life not just on the phone Every piece of evidence pointed to one man But every piece of evidence was a lie He was not going to stop unless we stopped him Listen to betrayal season six on the iHeartRadio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts On big lives, we take a single cultural icon People like Jade Fonda, George Michael, Richard Pryor and we pull apart the story behind the image And we do this by digging through the BBC's fast archive We're talking iconic moments in broadcast history. I'm not just a boxer. I'm educating. I can talk all week All the millions of subjects and forgotten interviews that change how we see these giants of our culture Well, if changing the system from the ground up is revolutionary Then I'm revolutionary. We're here for the messy the brilliant the human version of our heroes And when I go on stage, I like to dress as slutty as possible because it makes me dance better for some reason I'm Emmanuel Jochi. I'm Kai Wright and this is Big Lives Listen to Big Lives on the iHeartRadio app apple podcast or wherever you get podcasts Oh Because I keep saying oh wind it up. Oh, it's science. Peace up. Yeah I keep saying peace up. Anytime. What's the one she says where she's like Uh, like he's got a weiner and then she's got a nine inch weiner And then she goes, oh no, it's last time we are Tethore, Tethore, Tisri, Tisri, Tisri, Tisri. I keep saying that. It's unreal. Tethore, Tethore, Tisri, Tisri, Tisri, Tisri, Tisri, Tisri, Tisri. -Unreal. -She'll also say like something like, uh, my mom has herpes. -Her crabs. -She's like, uh, my father has murdered President Joe Biden. He's buried in the backyard. -I don't know. -Oh, right. And just real say shit like that. And you're like, "Oh, sure." -I'm like, "Is that a tick? What's happening?" That's a pretty complex tick. -Yeah. -Yeah, huh. Sometimes it's almost like, you know, like, I feel like there's been a murder she wrote episode where like the parent is the one that like tells you that they murdered somebody where it's like, "Hell, hell! He stabbed me!" -Right. That's kind of a good little twist on it. -Classic. -I watch a lot of murder she wrote. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -I watch a lot. -Is that a good twist? -Is that a classic? -Yeah. -I don't know if that's a classic. -Yeah, I guess I don't-- I don't remember watching a lot of murder she wrote, but you got to tap in. -I just watched an episode recently on Angela Lansberry. -She just kind of like walks around like, "Oh, I guess what? No, no, and then like, what?" And then she moves into another room and she goes, "You guys, can you see this? We didn't see that." -And then she's like, "Oh, you should've seen it." -It's great. -So the show is great. And because she's not going to, like, run. -So the show is kind of bad, but like-- -No, no, no, no, no, it's very entertaining. -She used to win Emmys, like, every year for that show. -Yes. -Yeah, but they used to be a little willy-nilly with those Emmys, right? -What do you mean? -Oh, no, they're more willy-nilly now. -Yeah, well, what are we talking about? -You had to earn this shit. That's how good she is. She doesn't have to ever-- She never runs. She never jumps. She never bends down. -It's just like-- -No. -She just shoots looks and is like, "She looks. She sits down. She types." And she talks. But I thought the way you guys were just explaining, murder she wrote, is like-- She's like, "Ah, you didn't see that clue? Well, you should've seen that clue." -And then she was. -Yeah, but she did it better than anybody on television, Adam. -Yeah. -Okay. -She hypnotizes you with it. It's insane. -Because of how slow she talks, because she's an old woman. -You just have to watch it. -Yeah, you're right. -By the way, when she was young, she was a fucking babe. -Is that always crazy? When you grow up watching old people and you don't realize they had a whole career as a different thing before, like-- -I'm gonna come. -Yeah. So you're just saying that the thing with my brain is that it doesn't work. -It doesn't work. -That's what you're saying. -Okay. -Yeah. -I would say that's almost more normal than what's wrong with mine. -Yeah. -That's not very kind. -No, you're smart, guys, in some aspects. -I can tell you don't mean it. This is the most unsuscerated sincere you've ever been. -Suscer. -When it's unsuscerated, it's so serious. -I would say that we're in the same boat. I was about to add that we're in the same boat. -That doesn't make it better. You can't just shit on me and then say, "I also suck." -You're so dumb. I don't suck. I fucking rock, dude. -But I'm so dumb, dude, and so are you. -Suscer is just in a different way. -Is there something you do know about? -What? -Adam, is there something you know about that would like shock anyone? -Yeah. -No. -Like the Civil War or some shit? -No. -The Civil War? -No. -Nom. You know about NOM? -NAM? You don't know about NAM, bro. -Absolutely. I don't know about that. You're right. If anyone knew anything about it, that would be more than what I know about it. -I will say, "You know what? I like you admitting that you're dumb. I'm willing to admit I'm dumb. I'm much more a fan of people who can admit their dumb than cannot admit their dumb." -Right. -I don't like people who think they're fucking smart and they're obviously not. -I feel like Blake's talking about smart people, though. -Well, you're dumb too, though. Right? Aren't you? -Who's the smartest person you know? -Personally. -Well, they're not in our friend group, for sure. -What is smart? Knowing things are being very capable people. -Exactly. What is smart? I think I'm very emotionally intelligent. I'm very in touch. I get very in tune. -I mean, that's what dumb people say. -Yeah, that's what bitch said. -You know what I mean? If you don't know anything, you're like, "But I know emotions because you're crying every day." -You're crying every day. -I do know emotions because I'm crying because I don't understand things. -That's worth a lot. You just wait because when the shit hits the fan, you're going to need people like me. -I'm emotionally intelligent because I cry a lot because I don't understand things. -And I really frighten. -And scares me. -Frick you, see ya. -That is not what emotional intelligence means. It doesn't mean sensitivity and crying. -Sense it, dude. -Well, this is what you know. -What does it mean, you genius? -And the horoscopes, I bet. Also, and crystals. -It has some things to do with crystals. -Yes. -Crystal burger as well. -How tall is this? -Oh, yeah. -It's just being able to identify when people are going through shit, being kind to them. It's not just like laying in on them when they're very vulnerable and need a friend. -I don't even understand what you're talking about. -Yeah, I'm breaking your guy's brains. -This bitch made it, dude. -Yes, let's package it in the bitch. -Wait, so you're telling me you can't understand when people are like going through something? -Yeah. -Okay, I'll take your word for it. -Yeah, sure. -Doubt it. -Oh, yeah. -The bitch. -Huh. -Well, okay, so you don't have anybody in your life who's smart. You don't have a subject that you think you excel and that you're really smart about. Maybe we are just really dumb people. -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Absolutely. It's established. We've logged hours to prove good. -Come on, come on the cruise. -Hey, dude. -Hey, dude. -Yeah, that's worth fun. -I'll say that. -You're showing off your legs. -Oh, so you try to distract from your lower head. -Yes. -Everything is above the belt. -If you have a belt, you're showing off your legs? -Yes. -That's taking a shine to the lower head. -Me, I'm trying to hide the lower head. -Okay. -I didn't realize that a belt. -It does. -It's breaking you off into two segments. -I'm gonna break you off. I don't want anyone to realize that. -I thought it was highlighting your dick because it's right there. -No, you're wrong. -You couldn't be more wrong. -You're way off. -Right. -It's like a mat. You can't see your dick at all. -It's breaking you off into two sections. -Sure. -I want one flowing section so no one can tell that my lower half is the exact same length as my torso. And I'm very, very awkwardly shaped. -It's science. -Okay. -Isn't that good? -No. -But your torso and your. -No, I think you wanted that. -To be the exact same length. -No, you would want your legs to be a little longer. -My torso's too long. -Okay, wow. Look at my guys. -Maybe you're weirdly. -I didn't realize that. -You don't wear belts. -You can easily. You can touch your elbows to the ground then. -What? -Because your torso's so long, your legs are tight. -What in the Jennifer Hudson tunnel did you do, brother? -I'm saying that my torso and my legs are the exact same length. -Oh, my God. -So I can easily bend over and touch the ground. It really has nothing to do with how flexible I am. -Right. -It's the fact that my torso is the same length as my legs. -Okay. -And Durs is leaving. -Durs says his torso is longer than his legs, which I do not believe. -He's bending over right now. -You can touch your elbows to the ground? -No, no, no, no. I thought you could, because you said your torso. -Tourist. -Tourist. -Tourist. -Feel free. -Feel free, sin. -I got to take a little bit more. -Can anybody? -I've seen that. -Can anyone touch their elbows? -Yeah, I could. I could. When I was in your elbows. -Yeah. -That's incredible. -When I was like in eighth grade. -The L part of your bow. -Yeah, yeah. -This part. -That's crazy. -And now I could just. -Pullment. -But. -That's legit. -I feel like people can't even touch the floor with their fingers. -Well, and that's what I'm saying. I'm awkwardly shaped. It's just too. -I don't think that's what makes your shape awkward, just so you know. -Oh my God, and Adam is. Yeah, you just grabbed your toes. -He just put his own cock in his mouth. -Adam just seems to sound dick real quick. -If you're on YouTube. -You have no idea how many times I've tried. -I think I do. -You made us write it into workaholics. -I don't know if it's more than ten, but it's more than. -I think I could. -I think I could. -I would say three to five times. -I can do it. -That was hard for you, though. -That was very hard. I think I tore a ligament. -Right. It's like two times before puberty and then three or four times after. -Would you say? -Sorry. -I was just saying trying to suck your own dick is like two times before puberty and then four or four times after. -I got a little length here. -Right. -Check in. -Yeah, you got to try. The longer your cock gets, the more you're going to give it a shot. -Every ten year of birthdays, I like to try one more time. -I feel like if I had, I mean, maybe not now because my body has broken, but I bet if I had an extra inch. I had an extra inch. -I could suck. I could suck my own cock. -69! -One more inch. -I do believe it. -At least kind of nibbled. -If I had one more inch, that's what I would be doing, too. -That's it. -I'd be nibbling my tip. -I'd be nibbling. -Nibbling my tip. -I would say one more inch. -Yeah, you want to just be hitting it right? -Yeah. -It's funny when guys are like, "No, I would never do it. I would not do that. I'm like, "It's very shagged, darling." -You don't have to jizz in your own mouth, obviously. Obviously, but But you know you would you would I would. I mean, I got you what I just feel free Yeah, like it's slurped down a couple feel free's you're feeling free. I can nibble your tip man Cuz like What is it even comfortable to do like you know saying you work towards it? And not everything sexually pleasure is comfortable, you know so Blake spoke him like it's like he's got a Variance you work towards it Okay, not everything that feels good is comfortable. You know what I mean? Sometimes it's it's a strenuous activity if you'll Staying sexy, yeah, exactly Everybody's coming. All right, these are hard-hitting cues that we We answer here on this is important. This is important. There's shit's important We should get my dad in here to do another And there's soundbite. We need some more drops. Yeah I don't know. I'm just going through the motions here, and I'm like Am I realizing too much about us? No, no Questioning the entire thing to T of the pod. Come on, man You guys I think I'm off the pod No, I'm just like if you're busy blowing yourself It's a lot of like effort to like detach yourself from what's happening You need another four inches. No, not exactly. Yeah, Adam sitting back like I think I figure that out exactly wait Sorry, can yeah, you're I understand what you're saying because you're like you're you're no When you're cranking down when you're jerking off your your Think you could easily think about What's like take yourself somewhere else or like watch porno or whatever you can you can go on this bank bank and you can be like Okay, this memory or whatever I think it would be harder to think when you're Slobbing on your knob like horn on the cop. That's what I'm saying Sluggish bone sluggish ruggish bone and Adam As I said it and now I'm like yeah, but then like you find like a move And you go like it works Yeah, man, I'm sick and then and then you go yeah like like a BJ move. I go self BJ move Something that like I'm getting that now now that you now that we're getting in like this Gritty about this and oh Blake. Can you twist your time? Yeah, all right see and that Demi makes me not that makes me not so if you walk in on me like bent over Trading what you don't kind of looks like yeah, it's kind of like when a dog kind of sucked it so dig All right A team was telling me that you hid the The power cord to your speaker. Yes, because you get drunk and you play music super loudly and the neighbors can play and then he told me this like a week ago Yes, I have a huge JBL party box That I loved to play out of very unreasonable volume and When I do have one of my nights. I tend to go back and and crank it The volume on the box Sure unplugged it and I hit the cord Continue. I unplugged it and I hit the cord But so you hit the cord from yourself and thinking like my drunk self won't be able to find this no No, no, no, it's not hiding in it. It's like I'm not gonna like make like walking It's like yeah, there's many times when my brain could go like this is stupid But it was Oscar night I uh, but here's my saving grace I was cranking freaking steely damn so I wasn't like wasn't like a total throwdown And it's just like people are like why is steely damn coming through my window at 3 a.m. What's a steely damn song like freaking peg Thank you, you're playing freaking peg hey 19 so so you're in the back house cranking down To these deep cuts What what what the y'all basically play the the the steely damn song that you're playing at right now like let's hear What was blasting through your neighbor's windows at 3 a.m. I only know the one that goes Okay That Sam that Sam was like come on man. What are you doing turn it down? Okay, and you were like it's my birthday I want to listen to a song is the Oh Hey, I take it back. You gotta blast this one dude. Come on bro. It's Oscar night It's come with me three a.m. You didn't watch the Oscars nor do we care about that if you really listen you can hear Chevy chase on the drums It's 3 a.m. I'm cranking it. Um, there you go. I'm cranking it, bro. Sorry neighbors. It's Oscar night. Let's go Did I tell you guys I've discovered a new way to blow your nose This is what I've been doing. I'm and I'm listening. Oh my god Okay, you know when you blow your nose like really hard in it like your your drums kind of pop right? Yeah, it's the best Love that so here's the new the new method and I'm maybe I've said this before this is important Because I discovered it last time I was sick you plug your ears with your fingers And then you plug one of your nostrils with your thumb. Oh my god This is - and then you just blow and dude boogers from the behind your brain come out really it's science You like you got to be over like in the shower or over a sink and you just kind of like let it rip dude It's like you feel it come from like way up in your brains like do you have an empty cup of coffee or something nearby I'd love for you to try it for us. I have a full cup. Yeah, could you show an example of it because it's it's actually pretty interesting That you brought this up at first. I was like oh god. Here we go. I'm by the way at 43 years old I'm still discovering my body. You're a lifelong learner. I feel like Isaac and you Well, he hasn't discovered mine all the way yet But if I wanted him to he would be discovering it as soon as we wrap up here. He I can have him at my door It's just interesting Your guys opinion if someone is a delivery person and they take some of the food Scumbag or just person what kind of food is it doesn't matter Not there's total scumbag total scumbag. Yeah, I don't I don't like that. I think if someone paid for the food They should have all all of their food. Yeah, that's totally fucked up that that actually breaks code And as a delivery driver that is extremely frowned upon yeah, and against I'm glad you guys stand for something. Thank you Yeah, Durses. I feel is leading the other way death penalty No, no death penalty death of the food death penalty. Yeah, definitely not death by hunger. I take it like still fries I think would be the number one thing. Right. Okay. I might have done that. Oh wait I didn't ask you death by hunger. Well, I mean, I'm saying like if like if it like fell out of the container If it like shook loose like Well, dude, if it's the container's closed like you can turn out it now. Okay, so you say a fry is fine a fry is fine And here's what about what about a chicken fry? Yeah, you're pressing it But it's like the same as like if you go to a restaurant and you sit at a table that hasn't been bust yet And there's fries there you can eat the fries what if it's like potato wedges and so there's not that many It's a large fry fries are communal. So wait, so you were going to a table that hasn't been bust yet Correct, and the whole basket of fries. They've coughed all over these fries There's no like a child had like stuck it up his nose put it back in the fry basket. Then you know No, no, no, no, no, there's a reason that you have had this cold for weeks and weeks is your disgusting, bro No, no, no, and yes, I did do this recently, but it was it was Before I had this cold if I'd been yeah, it might have been really around that time I'm Hamza and I'm Martin and we're the hosts of Out of Character It's a podcast. I know there's a lot of them to listen to these days How are you gonna get to us? Well, there's a specific reason why you should listen us We are the best podcast in the entire world. I swear. 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I like that you're saying that. - And stand on two feet and say, I as a man. - If you don't like tits, and that doesn't make you less of a man, you do you. - Dude. - Dude. - But I would say the majority of straight men, like big old titties jumping on trampolines, and that's just a thing that we like. - It's just a fact of life. - I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. - And the fact that we can't say that now, without being shunned by society. - You can. - You are saying it, and it's on. - Well, I know I'm saying it, dude, because I'm a down-ass fucking dude. - Oh, you're true, bro. - I would say most bros are a little frightened. - And what is, sorry, I'm getting a call, Jimmy Kimmel. - Oh, you don't want Adam saying that while wearing a hat with your name on it. - Yeah, no, I'll tell 'em. - Very cool. - No, dude. - I'm talking about his old show. - He is correct. And the one thing that has really proven this fact is the fact that Hooters has gone bankrupt, dude. - I can't even believe it. - I am not happy about that. - Do we swoop in? Do we swoop in with a new restaurant for all those down-ass dudes? - Well, those guys who need to see titties at lunch, you can't go to lunch without titties. - What, dude, they did everything in their power. - Yeah. - Welcome to Cooters. - Just like Rooster. - Just like Rooster. - Super tight-wrapped, ceramic-wrapped Cootie shorts. - Oh, you said Cooters. I thought you said Cougars. And I'm like, that's not a bad idea either. - No, no, no. - Just like hot, single, older women. - There's one real Cougar in every restaurant. - Oh, dang 'em. - Every hour they let it loose. (barking) - Will, bring me my money. Do you, I mean, there's still like Twin Peaks, right? That's the other, that was still a competitor. - And, I have no idea what you're talking about. Adam's like, I'd roadtrip once a month to the closest Twin Peaks. - No, no, there's Twin Peaks out and about. - There's Twin Peaks, there's also, there's also a place called the Tilted Kilt, I think. That's like in Vegas, that's kind of similar. - And what? - You look at the website of Twin Peaks and you're like, oh, okay, I could get into this. Holy shit. - Let's look at the menu. - This seems, A, okay, this seems up my alley. - You know what? And this is not a joke, I will say right now. Hooters, day, - I know, you're the wings, dude. - Daytona wings are so frickin' fire, dude. They are off the chain. That's when they mix the barbecue with the buffalo and it's so damn good. - Oh, yeah. - Twin Peaks looks like it's a little higher echelon than stop. - Well, of course the website does, but does that mean? - Really thing. Based on the sober ICP guys from last year's episode. - You're a monster. - Websites alone? - Yes. - They look like their quality. - Well, I think, yeah, this is, it's a new, it's not as many locations as Hooters had. So, I think they're on the come up. - They're on the come up. - Might be a little higher. - See all locations. - I mean, dude, see, look at all these locations. Look at how many locations there are in Florida. - Is there one in Concord? - My God. - Well, Florida gets it. - A lot happening there. - Algonquin. - I like we all just got really quiet. And I'm just staring at this website. - Yeah, I mean, but like, there's one on Squirrel Road in Auburn Hills. - Yeah, so that's what I'm saying is. - Do there's one in Beaver Creek? You know it goes off. - Oh, yes, points. - Are you kidding me? - Yes, points. (crowd cheering) - Camelback, I miss that time when you could just stand there and say, "Hey, I like hities." I'm not afraid to admit it. (crowd cheering) - Isaac says, "I thought Blake likes hamburger marries," which is the gay burger place in West Hollywood. - Yeah, Isaac has a lot of really funny jokes in him. You know what? Just for that, we're going to lunch there, Isaac. Okay, really funny stuff. - I will say hamburger marries was when I first moved to LA. I was driving around with my parents and we were driving through West Hollywood 'cause I didn't know where they should stay and I just picked the Ramada Inn in West Hollywood, which is the gayest hotel. - You guys found the guy with the white cowboy hat? - Yeah, it was, it was so-- - It ain't a pink and there's a rainbow flags out front. - The best. - Yeah, Blake, I see, oh, he wears a skirt and kind of walks in front of the hotel. - So that's all that. - But we were stuck in traffic and we were right by the hamburger marries. Hardcore gay porno was playing on the television screens. - At hamburger marries? - It was the thing. - It was that night. - But-- - Oh yeah. - Dude, West Hollywood is tight. (upbeat music) - I used one of those things that they sent, though pure love or whatever. - Are you jerked off in one of those things? - Yeah, I did. - Wow, dude. - And then how did that go? - Yeah, please tell me more. - This is the horneest pod yet. - Let's just say science has come a long way. - Oh, okay. - So you're liking it, you liked it? - It was a one and a no, it was a one and done. - Well, yeah, it kind of has to be, right? Or also, were you gonna put that in the dishwasher where your kids' dishes are? - Yeah, what are we talking about? But that's what you're supposed to do. It was like rinse it, you can rinse it in a sink or whatever. But I was just like, this is such a production, you know? - Yeah, see that's the thing. - They gotta figure it out where it's less of a thing. Like, it's gotta be pre lubricated or something. - It's not. It doesn't come ready. - Explain what it is. - Yeah, step it out a little bit. - It's like, I mean, people saw it on the, or saw if you were, you were blowing into it, you were blowing it up. - It's basically like a flexible rubber, whatever type of thing with a hole in the middle, with a bunch of little nodules in there. - Oh, that's right, that thing. Yeah, with a three different holes and there's like swirls and shit on the inside. - Yes. And you gotta like pour lube in. - 'Cause I haven't done it. - I haven't done it before the hole. - Yeah, Adam's like, sure, sure. - But I just was like, they sent it. What am I gonna do? I have it sit here. Let's see what it's all about. You know? - It's fine. - I did not use it. - And I could just find. - I could donate it to goodwill. What am I gonna do with the day? - Yeah, you could draw. it in the in the in the in the goodwill box right. Well, you know, for the pod. Yeah. These are that market. I don't I don't necessarily hit record. Yeah. I'm supposed to. Right. But if you send me a little thing to fuck, I'm trying to. Yeah. A little market research. And so then Elizabeth Banks reaches out to me and she just sends me just the interview who reaches out. Elizabeth Banks. Yes. The actress and director. And she just sent me the clip of the entertainment weekly article that is me dress as kelvin gemstone in head to toe dumbass Balenciaga. I look insane with my hair looking insane. And it's just me looking all saucy going out and divine masturbated so hard his toe fell off. And that's the headline. Dude. Yeah. Fuck man. Dude, that is a cool ass headline. It was. It was kind of I would I would pay good money for an orgasm like that these days. You're fucking you J. Oh, so hard, your toe. Oh god. Honey, get this way. I feel any I would say 85% of any other person of everyone else would have been mortified. I take 85% of people would have been mortified at that. But other person their entire torso one arm of their face. Not the back of their head. Both legs one did break. It's done. Yeah, I don't know. Could you imagine? I'm just thinking about my toes curdling so hard. Would you be bombed if if there was an entertainment weekly article about you Blake that said you're toe fell off? No, all press is good press. Wasn't there one about him dying jumping on a ping pong table? Yeah, no, that's all good. That was where I was riding high, baby. Yeah. Yeah. There's no such thing as bad press. Come on. Now they're like, this guy can't be insured, mate. Fuck it. He's a wild dog. He's uninsurable. Uninsurable. No Chuck Berry had a porno out. A sex tape or a porno? A sex tape. A sex tape. Okay. All right, that's different. Why is that different? Well, because a porno is a production. A sex tape is recorded sex. Oh, but it's crazy, dude. It's like it's these poor women are hookers and then he's going like he just starts peeing in their mouths and he's like, hey, you like that bitch? You like that? Johnny be bad. He's making her like eat his ass while he's also pissing on her. How piss now? And then he says something like like he then he farts in her mouth and then he laughs and goes, what are you? What website are you on? How long did you watch this for? You just turned 90 30 minutes and just 20 or 30 minutes. This is bad. No, it was just like a little clips and then he goes, uh, you like that bitch? I love doing that. Gotcha, bitch. It's wild, dude. These these old like 70s, that sounds like what's he like? I'm Chuck Berry and I love doing that. Chuck Berry is like 50s, no? Well, I think the Chuck Berry porno was, uh, I wouldn't click that link. That's not something that had to be in the 70s on some auto-focus shit where they're like, just got this new camcorder from Japan. I think he got busted for having like hating cameras in bathroom. Yeah, that's what they're saying. Yeah, he was a real creeper this guy. Yeah, he isn't hard. What you got to do is you just, if you want cameras in your bathrooms, just hang us, just hang us sign up. Okay, what? You'd be surprised how many people would go, all right, I got to take a picture. I really got to take a shit. Yeah, I gotta poop. I gotta pee. I gotta take a dump, dude. Yeah, camera, no camera. I'm, I'm peeing. That makes perfect sense. And then you're covered. All right, at least that's what our lawyer told me. Okay. Hello, Julie. That's fun. I will. Uh, so you guys haven't seen that. Do yourselves a favor? I'm good. Don't watch it. Don't watch it. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna Google that one. I'm not a big fan of like scary porn, but you know, when you have like a friend who sends you something that's just what's the word, like, egregious like we're a dude, like, Poles is dick out of a butt. And then like the girl goes straight for it and you, they pause like, dukey on it and you're, and then you're like, this seems real specific. It is. I'm saying, like, that was a clip that someone sent me and I was like, hold up. You blocked that number. Not, not for me. Doesn't really get a belly laugh out of me. It was his brother. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. I also, someone was just like, you have to watch it. And so I was like, okay. And I was like, I don't know. I'm like, what is Chuck Bear? Well, do you know this person? I don't need you to out them. But like, how well do you know this person? Not that well. Okay. Not super well. Let's keep them at our arms. And do you know them as friends? Or do you know them through work? Through work? Okay. Yeah. Work friends. Work friends. Okay. Hollywood. It's Kyle. It's Kyle. Uh, no, it's not. But, uh, yeah. It was, it was appalling. And that's not funny. I'm not getting a kick out of that. Yeah. And, and unlike me, when I found that out, he didn't become my favorite musician unlike, so unlike Blake, he didn't become my favorite musician like Rick James. Suddenly, he's forgetting about his torrid past. Yeah. Oh, sir. I don't like. Oh, he's the best. Rick James. He's the best. Great word, Adam. Is torrid the word of the day. I wish. That is a good ass word to pull out. Well, you know, we're going to be in international waters. So, you know, anything can go out there, dude. We're in international waters. Sure. Triple kisses. Yeah. Triple kiss. Or maybe a straight-up orgy breaks out. Who knows? It's international waters. Oh my god. Those aren't legal everywhere. Not in public. Wait, how did we segue from talking about our parents being on the cruise to orgy's on the open waters? You know how Adam goes. My, my mom suggested it. My mom suggested it. I don't mind. She was like, that way. You know, it'd be kind of goofy. If an orgy broke out, what is this a clause optional cruise? Mom, what? What are you? Mom, just watch my kid in the cabin. Yeah, I think it is, but, oh, my god. Damn. Goddamn. I like that. Goddamn. I don't know. How many pinia coladas have you had, mom? Remember when they followed who wants to be a millionaire up with fucking, you all the weakest link. Goodbye. Goodbye. Yeah. It was just gay. Where did they find that bitch? Damn, I'm like, dude. That was, oh, she was, it was big in UK and she came over and she, remember her. She was so hot. Can you imagine if your job was just being a fucking bitch? That is hot white meat right there. Maybe. That's Blake's favorite. I love a white grandma. She looked like Barbara from Shark Tank. You know what I'm saying? Very similar. Old, small white, yeah. Old, old, small white with short hair. Yeah. She was fantastic. We used to do a thing in high school where we would, you know, get race to beat off. See you can get off the fastest. Yeah. You are the weakest link. Blake Anderson. Once again. No, Blake. No, we would sit in a car and hotbox. What did you do with your dick? Hotbox with each other. Okay. And then whoever had to stop smoking weed, then we would all do a bit of being like, you all the weakest smoke. Goodbye. And it was our favorite thing. I want to be friends with you. You would have been the weakest smoke every, every time. So what? I still haven't fun with my friends. Yeah, that is true. Anybody living in their parents' home, you're allowed to flush columns. As soon as you're on your own, you, well, eventually that's going to come back to Haunchia until all of a sudden it floats back up and gets stuck and then you get caught. So she was right in saying that's part of the fun of the game. Yeah, she's like, it's not a game. It's not a game. It's my life. It's not a game. And then you go, mom, it's for the podcast, mom. She's like, okay, for the podcast. So you have a used condom we're speaking use condom, tied in a knot. I put it in my backpack in the pencil pouch and then I go home. I forget to throw it away on the way home. I get home. I'm start to look for the condom. I can't remember exactly where I put it. I open up all the zippers. I'm like, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Nature calls. I have to use the bathroom real quick. I quickly go to use the bathroom. Nature, fucking nature, fucking nature, dude. I hear my parents come home with my little dog Maggie. Uh-oh. All of a sudden I hear the dog Maggie with the little bells. She had little bells around her collar. Just jingling and jangling. And then I'm back in my room looking for the condom. The bells are jingling and jangling. I hear my mom say, Maggie, what you got there? What you got there, Maggie? And she was like, oh my god, Adam. Right. And she marches down the hallway. I'm like, oh no. And she's holding the condom. It's been bitten. Now it's oozing out. What do you mean, you're like, oh no, you already knew? I knew something was up because I can't find it all together. And all of a sudden I hear her, Adam. And I hear her say what you got there. Goofy. Marks down the, it wasn't goofy. The dog had bitten. So it's oozing. My jizz is oozing down. And the dog is jumping up to like, lap it up. No. And my mom goes, what is this? What is this? And I go, that's not mine. And she's like, oh, so it's your father's. You're blaming your father. And I'm like, no, mine wasn't yellow because it was banana flavor. She was like, what mine was it yellow like a banana? Mine was red like an apple. Like what the fuck, dude? And then she went and then she went into the laundry room and cried and I had to go down there and I'm like, "Ah, I'm sorry, you know." She's still holding it. I'm sorry. You're not my little boy anymore. That's right, mama. God, man! I'm Hamza and I'm Martin and we're the hosts of Out of Character. It's a podcast. I know there's a lot of them to listen to these days. 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What is the international sign that you're a? But what does that even mean? Like if you have, they will wear like necklaces with an upside down pineapple. Is it because like an upside down pineapple looks like a butthole? Maybe I don't know why or maybe pineapple. Like if you eat enough pineapple, your come taste delicious. Yeah, it does. It really does. Supposedly. But why upside down? So this is like an emoji thing. How do you even send one upside down? No, you nail it to your front door. Yeah, they'll like wave flags. Like they'll have a pineapple flag. They'll wear upside down pineapples like at bars. Everybody's coming like necklaces. They people will have tattoos. Adam knows what are other things I do? What are other things I do? Adam's the name of Adam's boat is upside down pineapple. What? Weirdly my parents taught me a lot of this because in Lake of the Ozarks, there's like a big swing or community and they see that shit out and about all over the place. Oh yeah, they're just bored out of their minds. And I was like, yeah, I just did you know and she tells us every time we're down there and we're like, we know mom. Yeah. What are you guys getting into down here? How many times a day in the Ozarks is someone saying, you're a lucky man. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that still goes. But Ozarks is stuck in brother. You are a lucky man on Sean today. You are a lucky man. And isn't the Ozarks fucking cool for that very reason that you just enter a time warp when you're there? You're like, whoa, what happened? What happened? The best punk rock getting radical. What is it? 2021 here? What the fuck? It's fucking tight, dude. I love those. We gotta go back and put in some time and I got to wear this pineapple shirt. Come back. Hey dude, come back. You could bring the family. My parents would love if there's just a bunch of little kids running around their compound. Is that what you want to do, Blake? Bring your family. Sure. Yeah. I mean, that wasn't what I was originally thinking about that because guess what you're going to hear? You are a very lucky father. I think we got to go. I think we have to lead the shady gator. We'd love to hire your daughter at this hot chick gas station on the dock. Oh yeah. Remember that? I was like, what is the program here? Well, they hire like 17, 18-year-old girls to walk around in bathing suits to tie up boats and it seems inappropriate, but also they just pump gas and bikinis. It's totally inappropriate. That's a cool job. You're just like a lifeguard or something. You're like, they're just, no, Adam. If you're a lifeguard, you're wearing a bathing suit because you're about to jump in and save somebody in water. If you're on a dock, you can wear gene cutoffs and a fucking tank top. You don't have to, yeah, but they might have to dive in. That's true for what? If someone falls off their boat, on her, that's not their responsibility. Oh, come on. No, no, no, that's everyone's responsibility. Okay. That's where I'm going to stop you. Steve, something to say something. I would say that it's probably creepy for visitors to be like, why are, who hired all these high school girls to just pump gas and bikinis? Yeah. No, I see. I see what you're saying. But I will say, if you're local, you probably know all these girls anyway. You're like, yeah, it's Mike's daughter. Da, da, da, da, da, da. She's got it. It's just Mike's daughter. It's just Mike's daughter with with your fucking pineapples. I didn't realize it. You're just a giant upside down pineapple chain that he's wearing. I'm actually the principal of the high school. She's a great student. Good student. Super smart. But now it's our center pump and gas. Jesus. She's got cheeks. Mike. She's got cake. She's got cake. Is she cake? Or is she human? Pineapple. I love, I love and Blake chimes in with the monitor. I don't know if she's cake. Hey, are you cake? Yes, points. I do gummies almost every day at night. I like that for you now. You use them to fall asleep. I try and beat my wife. Clip that. I try and beat my wife to sleep. Cause she snores. Wow, dude. If I get to sleep before her, I'm good to go. If I'm awake and she starts snoring, I'm up for two hours. That's why I have to beat my wife to sleep. If we're not clipping that and putting that at the beginning of the episode, where it's like this week on this is important. I don't even think this sentence. I have to beat my wife to sleep. That's not even that's not even adding up when you say it as a sentence. What do you mean? You have to beat your wife to sleep. You would say I I have to fall asleep before my wife. That would be the way to really. - That's not a funny way to say a funny dude. - This is a comedy part. - What do you, what do you hide? - I love it. - That's the issue with like, he's not high. - Once you go drown yourself on a golf evoke. - And I'm gonna get back to how much you smoke weed, dude, because you're a fake stoner and I'm fucking outing you. I'm sick of this shit, dude. I'm sick of this shit. - I'm not a stoner. I'm an athlete, I'm a golf guru. - I'm a father. - I'll call a kid. I'll call a kid. - It is weird that he is a stoner poser, but he's also like, - I'm not a stoner. - I'm not a stoner. - Gage? - What? - Just let, just let, just let me am not. - What are you staying? - What I'm saying is that you do that. - How would you feel about like doing like, just like taking a shower with your homie? Like in bathing suits. Is that like, - Well, what do you mean in bathing suits? Like you're at a pool? - Are we saving time? - We're saving time and water. - No, like so, okay. - It's a no-brainer. It's a no-brainer to me. You're saving time, you're saving water? - Blake has been thinking about this. You could tell. He's like, okay, no, okay, here's exactly how we would do it. - We, well, no, 'cause it did come up. - I can tell you my answer is so quick. - I go, I'll come back in three minutes or five minutes. Or however long you're gonna say? - Yeah. - And then I'll be back. - No, this happened organically. You know, it was just something I wanted to expand upon. But like, okay, so I had just like gone on a run, right? And then like, I was driving home from my run. And I'm still sweaty, but on my way home, it, it, a teabas house is there. So I'm like, I'll pop in, say what's up to my boy, a teabas. He's like, I don't have a lot of time 'cause I got a teabas. - Don't out a teabas too. - No, no, I'm not. Dude, it's not, it's not even weird. You guys are making it weird. - Listen, go over there, right? And he's like, actually, I gotta head out soon 'cause I'm gonna go shoot some skate photography. He's a world famous photographer. - We know he is, yeah. - He's like, I have to take a shower. And I'm like, that's weird because I'm driving home to go take a shower. And then that's when I post the hypothetical. I'm like, is it weird? Like 'cause, you know, I was still on to catch up with them and talk like, would it be weird if we both were in bathing suits taking showers and continue the conversation? Like, it's super normal. Like it's weird. - Yeah, yeah. - There's only one time where it's not normal where you're at a locker room. - You're at a pool. - Yeah, in a locker room. - And if you're trying to take this up to meet me in a locker room, let's fucking go. - What's so bad, like say, so it's not weird to take a shower. - It's too small, Blake. It's too close corners. - No, it's too small. - You can fit two people in a shower. - You have to like, share the shower. Like, yo, can I get some heat? - Yes, share the water. You'd have to be like, excuse me, excuse me. Let me rinse my eye. Like, no. You can move the head and the shower. - I mean, sort of. But when you-- - That's not the shower. - That's a different head. That's not the shower. - Allegedly. - No, when you're with your girl, and it's like, you're in the-- - Sure. - Yeah, no, I do that too. When you're in the shower, it's always fucking mad. 'Cause then the other person's like kind of cold waiting for the shower to, the water to hit you. And you're like, all right. And then you have to like, Like, pivot around, so then you can get the-- - There's ways to make people not be cold too. Like, you can warm each other up on the water. - Oh, did you invent the hug, bitch? What? (dramatic music) Where's her booty? You know that there's, that there's porno. - This was a different time. - In Oatsoo, you couldn't wait for it to load. The computer was in the family room. I wasn't like you where I would just download shit and get skull and cross bones. I was privately drinking off to album covers. No limit soldiers. - O2, O2, we were graduating high school. You didn't, you weren't able to get a Dell? - Dude, dude, dude, you didn't get a Dell at this point? I had a Dell. - Oki-dokie! - I had a, what was the one with the cows? What was that one? - That was a gateway. - I had to have a gateway. - They had really good screen savers. That show was fire. - I went through like three gateway computers. They fried after three months every time. And they'd be like, just bring it. - Yeah, because lime wire was just on and popping over there. You were, I hope you keep throat videos. - I was just talking to my homey of the day about this infamous porno, like, like, what do they call it? A professional music video porno? - Here we go. We're back, we're back. Where we would just throw it on, but like as we drank and pre-gamed, it would just be on someone's computer plane. - Wow, dude! - Remember, you were saying that, that you used to put on like, compilations before going out? But it was this one. It was called out of control. And if you guys know I'm talking about sliding Blake's DM, send him the link. That's wild. I didn't watch. - No, no. - We didn't watch communal porn. - No. - We were not a communal porn friend group. - It was just on. It was just on. It wasn't like we were all watching it together. It was just on. You take a glance and you go, "I'd be fun to do tonight, maybe, I don't know." - Two! - Each other, what? - There was a bald woman who'd got gizzed onto her head. - Wait, wow, dude! - That's fun. - Actually send me that. - Yes, send me that. - Internet, do what you do. Sliding Blake's DMs. - Sliding Blake's DMs with that out of control. It's from the 2000s, it's a banker. Shout out to who made it. (upbeat music) - It would be so educational, if we would just disrobe all the men of history and compare ballalls, dick, and see if there is something. - Correlation. - Yeah. - We've covered this, right? They have Napoleon's dick somewhere. - Well, it was very small, but that's one dick we have. - Yeah. - I wanna know, I wanna see it across the whole timeline. I think it would really add to our species. - This is your Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. - Yeah. - And I just go, you go back in time to pants down. - I go pants, people. (laughing) - I love it. - Lift up their tougas. - Right. - And then you run into yourself and you're like, "Listen, Abe Lincoln's dick." - Well, we've kind of normally do not pants him. - The plaster, the plaster casters have done that. A little bit with rock stars in the 60s and 70s. - Yeah, right. - Oh yeah, that woman was it just one woman or was it like a gaggle of groupies? - A gaggle. - I think there's one the top dog, like the MJ, the Michael Jackson of it all. - Yeah. - Of course. - And then probably other people did it too. - Look up plaster casters because it was a, I wonder who's dicks they have cast 'cause that would be interesting. Well, I know they've got Jimmy Hendrix has that fucking branch. - Just a howl going 'em, just a howl. - You need another four inches plaster casters. Who do they have here? - Cynthia, plaster casters. Cynthia, great name. - She's now 74. Imagine this is your cool grandma. You're like kind of stoked. - Yeah, she's so fucking cool. She is cool as fuck. - She's always trying to do a plaster casters dick, but she's cool. - She is. - Let me just plaster it real quick, grandma. Not the time. - Hey, that'll all be there. - Listen to what you're talking about. - Oh, look who it is. - Come on, let's just go on. - Hey, my ears were burning. My babies were burning on the grill. - Should I answer? - Here, ready? - Yeah. - Hey, what's up, dude? - Oh, dude. Am I? - Hey, you're on the podcast, what's happening? - What up? - Welcome back. - Welcome back. Welcome back. - Hey. - Hey. - How's it going? - Can you hear the dude? - Welcome back. - He just hangs up. - Hold up. - How do I do this? (laughs) - I can't. - Hey buddy, how's it going? Welcome back to the podcast. - Wow, interesting. Interesting. - What's up, guys? - What's up, man? - Interesting, dude. - Oh, dude, I had a question for you about schedules and, you know, other workings. - Okay, lame. - If you're bonding, then continue bonding. - All right. - Freaking, see you up, you call. - Yeah, hit me up afterwards. Oh my gosh, what's up, T.I.I. nation? - Whoa, there he is. - Surprise, I'm surprised you're not choking down the baby right now. Surprise, you're able to be so full-throated right now. A legend. - Come on, man, come on, know that. - Okay, hey, we don't know. We don't know. You're just not part of the podcast, so we don't know what you're up to. - Look at this. - I'm taking this time on the podcast to say my piece about this. I'm not eating babies, okay? You can't stop, you can't spread that. - You heard it from your head? - Of course, it's not. - All right, yeah, okay. - Yeah, so he says, so he says. - Adam. - And Adam? - There's no way to tell. You're welcome back to it, very cool. - Love you, love you, Kyle. - Love you, Kyle. - Yeah, peace. - Missy, Kyle. - Wow. - Wow, dude. - That was special. - Wow. - Adam's like, "Nah." (laughing) - Nah, fuck. - Freaking, see ya. - Hey, don't cross Adam. - He was shook. - He was like, "We had him." - He was like, "I'm on the podcast. Do you mean, "Bad Friends?" That's still on the podcast, I know. (laughing) music worlds. Yes, sometimes we even talk about just everyday mundane situations in our lives, like the cool Uber driver we just had, or the food we just say that is surprisingly delicious. Or we'll talk about the Medgalla and the looks that they wore. Are they awesome? Are they trendy? Come find out. Because our opinion matters. And so does yours. And this is a place where all of our minds can come together and connect. So what are you waiting for? Come connect with us. Listen out of character from Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Pods, or wherever you get your podcasts. Blockers. Until they were told, they no longer belong. I'm Michael Lewis and my new audiobook, Blockers. Rebels in the Deep State tells the story of these blockers. People who kept our most sensitive data secure, helped prevent wildfires, made huge scientific discoveries, but got in the way of the Trump administration's agenda. It was what happens when a society decides it no longer values the people doing the work it depends on. You broke me. I'm Andrea Gunning. Carl thought he was living a normal drama-free life. Until the messages started. Then the text threats escalated. It's playing out in real life, not just on the phone. It was not going to stop unless we stopped him. Listen to Betrayal season six on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everybody, it's me, Debbie C'mon Bell. Us going on the road, doing battle mountain and Ely and all this. With rapper, actor, David Diggs. But it was still for me, it was me and my friends making something down. Listen to who's with me with Debbie C'mon Bell on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. People like Jane Fonda, George Michael, Richard Pryor. I'm not just a boxer, I'm educating, I can talk all week on the millions of subjects. I'm Emmanuel Jocci. Listen to Big Lives on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get podcasts. What do you play on a switch? I play a lot of like, they drop a lot of like old school games and then, yeah, I just, you know, I play lots of stuff. Okay. So no specifics, thanks. Yeah, thanks. You're great at podcasting. Just name one. Just name one. Games from before are what I'm trying to think of. It makes me go like, Blake's kind of posing about playing the Nintendo Switch. No, do like Smash Bros. Of course. Great. Okay. That's one of the best. But why are you saying that so angrily? What do you want me to do? Name video games? Fucking Super Smash Brothers. Don't get caught. Fucking. Tell you that. Sorry. You have my face, bro. Interview over. Interview over. I just want to get to know you better, man. Well, the classic. I'm just like, I just want to know my friends a little more. We didn't know you had a dog for like, eight years, bro. You don't listen. Even if I said what I play, you wouldn't listen. You'd forget as soon as this was over. Dude, we did know you had a dog named Pickles ever. Oh my god. Is it pickles? Okay. So you play Super Smash Brothers. We heard that I have multiple friends with dogs named Pickles. You know, Adam Ray's dog is named Pickles. It's almost the exact same dog. Why does everyone have a dog named Pickles? That's the same dog. I don't know. It's science because people are unoriginal. Oh, yeah. They you did commercials for them. They paid you no money. You you wave their flags so high. Very proud. Yeah. And then they ghosted you. I don't care if they're women or not. It's a women-owned company. They fucking suck. Go off king. They did my boy dirty. Also, kind of don't like them appropriating. They're appropriating balls. That's kind of our thing. Yeah, you know, get your own. Get your own. To be fair to them. Well, they could have called it women of cans. Yeah, it could have been cans. They got cans. Could have been tit juice. That's great Adam. That's the right. A bag with the nipples. I would drink I would drink tit juice. And it would get you fucked up. Maybe we come out with a with our L'Cour and it's tit juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man-owned for men. Men owned titty bag. And is it like a wine cooler? I'm drunk now. What is it? Yeah, it could be. Well, whatever. I mean, it's whatever slopp. We'll workshop it. We'll get like a whatever slopp. I mean, if it's, yeah, it can be, I mean, if we're following buzz balls playbook, it could be literal poison. The worst taste in beverage of all time. Stop. I like it. Okay. Should we get a little squirt of what's the like this little squirt? The breast milk, the real good breast milk. What's that one called? The liquid gold. Oh, what is it? No, it's like, it starts at the seas. We've called the torso. We've talked about it before. Yeah, where it comes out like yellow. We did. We did. We did. A little squirt of that. A little squirt. What can be called a little squirt? Liquid gold. Well, squirt is a beverage. You are aware of that. Yeah, but low. You had a little. It's different. Oh, call. I am going to come out of the soda. Soda and call it a little little little Coca-Cola. Little Pepsi. Colostrum. Uh-huh. Todd just came in with colostrum. Yes, colostrum. That's right. Way to get there, Todd. My boy with the colostrum from the A, anything that's got strummed this musician is all about. Hey, yes, point. Yes, point. We're just connecting dots that maybe don't even need to be connected. Uh-uh. Wait, I do want to shout out, um, bus balls because they do do a month or they, um, they highlight, testicular cancer. Okay. So they. So does everyone, dude? I'm sick of putting these fucking companies on this high horse on this pedestal. And then just because the, and then they one time, once a, once a year, they go, Hey, guys have, uh, ball cancer. And suddenly we have to think they're a good company. I don't care. They paid him no money. He waived the flag super high. They, they fucking, they are leaving him on scene. It's not true. They're hurtful. They let you on scene. They leave you on scene. Yeah. That hurts. After all you've done for them, pushing the brand forward. Now they're taking all of your sweat act equity. And they're cash it in, baby. Sweaty, sweaty ass equity. Your sweaty ass equity is a bagel. And they're cashing in. I'm pissed now, dude. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Why aren't you my manager? What the fuck? I should be. I honestly, I would be pissed now. I tell Isaac all the time, what a great manager, I think I would be. I think you would be excellent. If I didn't also have to do the whole other side of the job. Sure. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you how much of a nightmare of a, of a manager you would be. What's that? You imagine like you go in like on set and then Adam comes in as your manager and just starts dancing and like doing and doing essentially stand up. You would you would replace means. No. Yeah. Everything I did. Adam would be like, no, no, no. You know your lines and you go, where are you? I think you're, are you trying to usurped? Dude, I'm just, I'm just mouthing your line. He's all right off. Oh, yeah. It's great. Dude, dude, dude, you should say this. You should say this. You're like, dude, you gotta go sit down man. You're in my friend in the shop. No, see, I would, if I was, okay, fair point, that is a fair point. But if I would happen to, who's singing? Who's singing? If I were to be a manager, I would then be playing the role of the manager and the role of the manager doesn't do that shit. Okay. Okay. Oh, I like this. managing manager. And if I know what a role of a manager is by looking at Isaac, he's over at crafty. Uh, he's telling people he had a thought in his brain, uh, punk rock getting radical. He's not wearing underwear. He's talking about bands from when he was young and then, uh, mentioning where Orange County is in proximity to where he is. My favorite band is Absolute Crisis. The descendants. They're the best. Got to take your word for it. I guess that was a band punk rock getting radical. The best band is a band called off. Uh, yeah. So Henry Rounds spit in my mouth one time. Gwen Stefani. I went to a house party and Gwen Stefani was there one time Orange County punk rock getting radical. So yeah, I think I would be a pretty good manager. Yeah, you would. Thank you. Thank you for standing up for me. By the way, I have a feeling maybe buzz balls will be in the end. I hope so. I hope so because you love it. They're trash, but you love it. And I don't want their dirty money. Okay. That's for you. That's for my boy Blake because he loves it and people of Blake's ilk. What is that? What? Right. People with Blake's ilk. They love it. I can't even wonder why they don't talk to Blake anymore. It's going on here. Water trash. People of Blake's ilk. They love this poisoned water. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Poisoners. Yeah. So I don't know. Okay. Well, I think I hopefully that's that the record straight with them. Yeah. I was actually kind of rooting for the guy that got punched and Tony made it. The other guy eat his ass hole. Yeah. Fucking disaster, my guy. Yeah. That got that good real aggressive. I'd say that's even more aggressive than getting punched in the face. You turn around and someone just goes, I love New York City. He then sweep kicked him. He blanca sweep kicked him and then put his fucking nuts all the way down into his mouth. And one failed swoop sweeping the leg turning. It was crazy. Underwear gets pulled down. Face ends up the credit card. Credit card slides your ass. Greg with his nose goes right into the bottom lane for this. Oh wait. So that guy ate his ass hole. I thought the I thought you were fortune. I thought you were forcing him to eat your ass hole. His own. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So he punches me. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I sweep the legs and he when he goes down all in one move. No. No. No. No. No. I have a different move. I sweep kick him and then I grab his legs and I put him over his head and then I start leaking his ass. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me I'm trying to like picture this. Yeah. And I say now. Now you now you want to push me, baby. You don't want to push me anymore. Do you? Right. Yeah. Cause you're liking what I'm doing. You're licking. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. You told him. You got him, man. All right. Anything else in the news? You lose. But that's very much like a the type of thing. I think you would almost be so shocked that you will probably do nothing. I think the three of us were more than likely not do anything in that moment. Unless it's like you just snap, which I've snapped for less. But that's the thing is that do you want to be somebody who is so shocked? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, I've snapped for less. So. But Adam, I feel like Adam, you you snap for other reasons like how often do you snap on like a like a someone is initiating a fight? That's just a different. You really have to gauge a lot of stuff at that. But you when you snap, there's no gauging there. You just snap and suddenly you're ready. You're fucking flying high. Hell yeah, brother. Yeah. You didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the part of the reason I snap was a thing that I've developed since childhood that if you act like a fucking psychopath, no one wants to fight you because you're like, this guy will eat my face. Like he's a lunatic. Like I don't want to fight him because he'll bite me. He'll like grab my nuts. He might try to eat my asshole. Like he's a lunatic. Yeah. But if this guy is already punched you in the face, then you can't. There's no elevating past that because he's already in fight mode. Yeah. Let's step this out. Okay. Ready? You get on the train. The guy next to you turns, punches you in the face. Yep. Okay. He established this. Yeah. No. It's bloody. Back the fuck up off and we don't don't stand so close. You're bloody. You have to just take off your bag. Okay. Set it down. You have a bag. Unbuttoned. Sure. Slowly. Let him watch you do this. Wait, you got to crack your neck. You cross your hands on your chest. And then you just scratch yourself all the way across and an X. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. I'm a dude. And then you just go crazy on him, right? And if you fail, you at least tried. And if you win, you get to tell everybody on the train that you are the king daddy of the subway. Well, yeah, then that's a cool story. If you know, if you failed, you are viral as hell because there's like, look at this bro. Well, you know what? I think you need to do is you need to have a really scary, scary tattoo or like a phrase tattooed on your chest. So then when you take off your shirt, everyone's like, what the fuck? Like, Oh, shit. I'm this is really. Is it like, what is it? Are you saying like something in Shakespearean? Like, what could it possibly? Yeah, Blake. Yeah, Blake, scary. Like, you say you're not to be scared. You're saying a scary phrase. Nothing like don't fuck with me. Like I'm like, okay, you're a fucking dork. But if it's like some shit, I have to lie. Adam means like snake dragons eating. Yeah, I'm talking like Satan, some Satan tattoo. Yeah, the goat guy. The goat guy or like, I thought you said a phrase. I mean, I don't know any like Satan phrases off the top of my head. I'm saying if if what if if it's words, because of course, we could have a picture like you could have a fucking. Yeah, imagine you take it off. And of course, you fall on, of course, fall on Yakuza tattoos. And everyone's like, what the fuck is this? Then, but I'm like saying what someone's like, seems like cultural appropriation. You're like, I'm in the middle of something. Just give me a second. We'll address that. And then, but then they don't know how much Asian ancestry I have. I lived in Japan. They don't have like, wife is Japanese, my children are Japanese. That's true. Hold back story. You're telling to the crowd. Time out. Time out. What could your chest say that would warn someone not to fuck with you? That could be taken seriously. I'll eat your ass. I was gonna try and think of one and now I think it would be something Shakespearean person. Okay, Blake, name something Shakespearean. No, you know what, it would have to be something like pig or not pig Latin. I bite my thumb at you. It would know it would have to be something like a regular. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a redlius at at a stream. Yes, I don't know. I would have to. Okay, very cool, very cool phrase. I want something. No one to read. First of all, you want something that's easy because in the moment, you want them to read it and be like, Oh, what the fuck? I mean, if it says like Hell's Angels chapter, whatever, you know, you know, that's good. That's good. You're like affiliated to some gang or in some way. Or you know, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Great, great call. Affilius Rodry guy. You take your shirt off and it says, I am a Hell's Angels. Stay away from me. But just stay away, buddy. You just fuck with the wrong alien. Then it's a freaking CEO. And then there's an ice agent on the train. He comes and takes you away immediately. Yeah. It's like, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, we're going on. Interesting. Yes. Yes. Yes, points. Of course. Of course. But just to avoid to avoid that situation, those words are kind of lit by like, you have like a flying saucer up here on your chest. Sure. And the light below that says, you just fucked with the wrong alien from outer space. I honestly think Kyle has this on his chest. Dude, I would lose. Kyle would just start going, he'd get punched and then he would start screaming and not fighting the guy. Yeah. That's exactly. Kyle would like, you've seen the video that dude like headbutting the car to simulate the dude and then he knocked himself out. Yeah. That's the best. I must have seen that. That's the best. That's Kyle. That's Kyle. Yeah. I feel Kyle would scream and yell. And the guy would probably be off put and be like, all right, I'm going to fight this fucking psychopath. And then Kyle would like call Isaac and quit whatever job he's working on. Right. It's done. Right. He's like, I quit. I'm fucking done, dude. This guy hit me on the subway and Isaac would be like, what does that have to do with your work? Isaac would be like, did you take you off your shirt and show him your tattoo and be like, I did. He laughed at it. Yeah. He didn't take it seriously. He screamed. I screamed and said, why dad? You know, I'm not allowed back in New York now. It's a whole thing. It's what it is. Oh, God. Oh, God. But here's my question. So the final question for this whole scenario is, do you want to be a person who when you get punched in the face? Yeah. Because Adam, you said like, what in the job? You be so shocked. You be so shocked. Or do you want to be the person who goes, I just got punched. I'm in a fight now. Who do you want to be? I don't know. I would prefer to be the guy that gets in the fight. But I think we are all in a precarious situation that if you get in a fight, if someone could, if you hit somewhat like, I'm jacked. and I know my boys are too, and if I catch someone just right, he's fucking toast, dude. I don't wanna kill a man on the subway. And then you're killed, a man. - But what if you could, what if you could? - Then your family sues you. - Sure. - And then they now live in your house, and they're fucking your wife. - No one in my hand. - And they are raising your child. - Yeah, a court order. - Honey, honey, it's court order. - Wait, that's our ghost, man. And I don't know if I'm willing to give up all of that. - But, okay, great answer. I don't know like that. - So you're a bitch. - Yeah, I guess, 'cause I think that's what it comes down to, is a bitch just considers things, right? - But I don't know what would happen. I mean, you guys know me, I do, I can, I do have a switch, it takes me a long time to get to that point, but then I will snap. And I'm afraid, I'm afraid being punched in the face would be, I guess the only time I was ever punched in the face was I was at a Queens of the Stone Age concert in San Diego, and I was punched in the face and the guy broke my nose and-- - But you were young. - I was young, I was 19 or 20. - And have your man get 19. - So they took me out the back, 'cause I was bleeding everywhere. And security ushered me out the back. And now they're like kicking me out. And I'm like, what the fuck? I was like, I'm where the fuck is this guy? This guy came out and was the scariest looking guy. He was like, six, four, fucking huge, 20, two years old, my man, who he was. And, but like, had very scary, like, Skull and Crossbone type tattoos. And that's how you met, Zach mischested. I am a Hell's Angel. You better believe it, but you better watch out. I'm a real Hell's Angel. And the Mongols as well, two Biker Dems too. And I'm in all the Biker Dems. I'm in that Biker thing. I'm getting down to his pubic hair now. You're like, what is it? I'm in all the Biker games, but you better watch out. MC. And I hit hard. And I'm like, where the fuck is he? Where is he? Where can, fucking bring him to me? And the guy's like, okay kid, all right. And then they brought him out. And he was like, do you want him? He's like, oh, he's right here. And I'm like, no, I'm good. Say it. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. But I think if you, if someone is my size, and I get hit by him, I would like to believe I would fight a man. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. And, and I think dear God, this is not an invitation. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, don't punch us in public. Don't punch us, God. We just, guys, we're old. We're philosophers. We're talking about life. We still hit us. Dude, if you, if you want to hit one of us, slide into Blake's DMs and pick a time and place, please don't be on the cruise and hit me. Yeah. Please don't be on the cruise and punch me. Here's the, here's the real deal. I will sue you for everything you got. I will be fucking. I will have your ass in a vice. I will, hey, we'll fuck your wives. Sorry. We will pass her around. Sorry. Sorry. We will raise your kid. That was the rules. Court ordered. And by the way, and now that we've said that, don't show up on a subway with your wife and punch me. And then just your towards your wife who's willing. Yeah, definitely don't do that because we don't want to. We don't want to. This is not what we're doing. We're not setting up some sort of scenario. We don't want to do that. We don't want that. But a push comes to shove comes to punching. But yeah, but if I'm raising your kids to, I have to fuck your wife and raise your kids, I will. Yeah, absolutely. I'm going to get them in a good public school. Don't you worry about that. I'm going to really get around it. Please don't punch us. We just, we're just talking. We're just, it's all jokes, guys. You broke me. I'm Andrea Gunning. 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