The Best Of 2025 Part 1

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That's such a crazy. Wait a second. Six, seven years? Maybe. Yeah, right around there. Maybe. Hang on, is this a Blake Anderson six, seven years? Or is this like a legit, actual two or three years? Well, now I'm trying to calculate how long I've been with Sam, but yeah, ever since. Since he moved in. So this is a Sam dog. I didn't choose this dog. This dog was bestowed upon me. It was a package deal. You didn't land on Plymouth Rock? Exactly. Thank you. And yeah, so I don't really claim the dog because I didn't pick the dog. I didn't choose the dog. So it's not my dog, but I. It seems like you hate this dog. Do you like this dog? I don't love the dog. Okay. What are we talking? Are we talking. Is this a rescue? Is this a purebred? Is this something I would. Is this something I would approve of? So that's why you don't claim the dog is there's some animosity or some hatred in your heart towards this dog. To be fair, I love dogs. Dogs are rad, but I'm not really a. I'm not a super pet guy. I'm not really into pets. Do all dogs go to heaven, in your opinion? I don't think they do. I don't think this one is going to heaven. It's kind of a demon dog. Is it kind of a piece of shit dog? Or what's the deal? No, it's just. Why don't you love this dog? It's just a really complex. It's a very complex. I don't want to shit talk on this dog. It's just in case the damn list is done. We didn't ask you to shit on the dog. We just wondered why we had never heard of the dog. Yeah, we're just asking some questions about the dog. We didn't know that this dog existed. The fact that you've lived. This dog has been in your house that you own for six or seven years. I think you said seven or eight years. Oh, no. I don't think it's eight years. By the way, I don't even want to come at you this hard. Yeah. Like, today, I rolled in. I rolled into this episode being like, I feel like we've been riding Blake. Yeah. Yeah. too hard. You guys have really been. You know? You've been fucking giving it to me. I'm getting Eiffel Towered by you bros every week. Well, that's kind of fun. If I can remember to make an apology later, I will, if I can remember. But I've been like, whoa, we ride this guy kind of hard. And today, I'm like, let's ease off the brakes. And then I found out you have a dog you've never talked about. The only reason we ride this guy hard is because it's stuff like this. What? It's stuff exactly like this. Okie dokie. Where he'll just casually drop that he owns a dog that lives with him for six, seven years. We talk about dogs kind of often. I'd say it's a topic that comes up on the podcast. It's a dog heavy pop. It's a dog pop. It is pretty heavy. I know. And I have to really hold my tongue. What kind of dog? Some kind of like poodle. It's like a poodle something. It's a little guy. Okay. Well, I see why you don't love it. Like a mixed breed? I believe it has one or two. Yeah, like two. Two breeds to it. That's a mix. Yeah. Okay. That's a mix. It's a poodle. Do you walk this dog ever? I have. I have. Yeah. Do you have to. I mean, what size shits does this dog shit? Very little. Very tiny. The shits are. It's a small dog. It's just a little. And it doesn't shed. Does it shed? No. No. Well, what's not to like about this dog? It's just kind of mean. A little mean. It's a little nippy. Is it in charge? No. But you know what? She has some real friends. They'll fight to her. I appreciate that. I think it's in charge. No. Not in charge. It's not in charge. Okay. I've tried to check this dog before, and she doesn't back down. She's very feisty. And I like that. Well, that's the whole thing is you are not supposed to back down. They don't back down until you don't back down. Have you seen Caesar Mylon? I have. This dude just lets dogs bite him and then looks at them like this. Doesn't hurt. Yeah! Even though you know he's in pain. Who is that? Is that the dog whisperer? Yes. Which that show is great. Like he takes down some really scary little dog. But he gets bitten. He does. And then just doesn't act like it. Yeah. And he like scares at them. And then the dog is like, what the fuck? Why isn't the bite? So you need to fight this dog a la Gary Busey surviving the game speech. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. I don't know. Which should be a whole soundbite on its own. Just hit play. Let it run. We could pull it up. But Blake dropped that bomb on us where it's almost a friendship betrayal that we didn't know he had a dog. I was pretty, I felt betrayed there. Okay. But then also he dropped a little bit of a bomb that he was saying that he wants to get his butthole fingered. We're the three best friends. Right before you jumped on the podcast. I didn't say I want to get my butthole fingered. Before I got on. Before you got on. Because we were waiting a little bit for you. You're stuck in traffic or whatever. I was. Yeah. I'm sorry about that. Yeah. And so we're waiting just kind of in the Zoom lobby. Just chilling. And Blake kind of out of nowhere said that he wants to get his butthole fingered. The thing about when tragedy strikes, if you joke about it, a lot of people think that that would be helpful to get through. But then some people don't think that. And are those people idiots and assholes? Sometimes. Okay. Sometimes. Okay. And are those people maybe? They're dealing with trauma and they should get better help? Possibly. Okay. Possibly. Nice segue. Yeah. The funniest part was he had microphones in the crowd. So you heard like, uh-uh. Yeah. We love you, Jamie. There was probably 1,500 I love you, Jamie's. Hello. But that's why he got nominated because everyone else is like not doing that. He kind of, I think, broke down a wall. Yeah. That's mind-blowing. Yeah. I kind of know. If you knew stand-up better, Adam, you know, maybe you're too entrenched in it is the problem. And you need to hear a voice from the outside. It's the entrenchment of it all. You got to come up for air. I think you're angry that you never mic'd up people that say amen. Praise the Lord. Being like, hey, do you want to get another order of nachos? Yeah. It was like, I wonder if I put microphones in the crowd at one of my shows, it'd be, hey, would he make fun of me if I left and took a shit? I think I could take a shit. That guy. jizzed in the plant or shit in the plant. - Do you think the bar's still open? i'm gonna go grab my vape pen from the car yeah i'm gonna go outside why wasn't he in pitch perfect three what the hell is going on here what the hell i thought this was adam levine did he die wait i'm googling it hey siri did bumper die in pitch perfect two or what huh no he bumper in berlin is he dies in battle i think wasn't it that's true i forgot about that yeah because bumper in berlin takes place in the 40s yeah you watch you watch the whole series the backdrop is world war ii bumper was like hitler's number two guy uh-huh and the whole thing is about fighting to be number one guy no he was fighting on this side he's fighting on the side of the americans no he's an american soldier oh blake didn't watch it i think you guys are gonna need to take a minute and revisit the instant classic that was peacock original bumper in berlin i know it well okay bumper in berlin is about him getting in a time machine. He's a U.S. spy. He infiltrates Hitler's army. Oh, well, he's. No, he's a dancer that was recruited. And singer. And singer. And singer, yep. And singer, right. But he ends up assassinating Hitler at the end. And then season two was a cliffhanger. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hitler turns him into an assassin. It's kind of like a remake of Apocalypse Now where he's sent to go assassinate him. And he's like, well, this guy kind of knows what he's talking about. Okay. And then I can't remember. Well, tune in. You got to check it out. Well, good. So we put that to rest. So you guys did watch. It's on Peacock. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, good, good, good. It's on Peacock. And it is a great watch. It is a banger. It is a banger. It's really good. Ruined my body. And I have had spasms and multiple surgeries since to try to get back. But, uh. Buffer in Berlin. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. There's a time frame. There's a time frame within which you can do jazz splits, Adam. Yeah. I love doing that. Without stretching. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I should have stretched a little more than I did. Yeah. Which was none. Yeah. Because do you stretch? Yeah. That's a great question. I used to. I used to do. I always said I'm exactly like the athletic ability of Brett Favre. Yeah. Where you look at him and you're like, he can't. He shouldn't be able to do this. Look at that guy, like, limbering out. Right, right, right. Like, lumbering out there. It just doesn't seem like he's got it. Right. And then. And you see that mad scramble, baby. And he has all the moves and he wouldn't stretch. He would do a one, pull his leg back, two, pull his leg back, touch his toes. That's his stretch. And that is more than I did. Yeah. It's science. Okay. Because I do remember Adam had. And this is kind of like lackadaisical. He had like a point of pride where like, if people were like, well, are you flexible? You would touch your toes really easily. Yes, that is true. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can still do that. I know, but it was like a thing that you would do to be like, check this out. Yeah, at parties. Hands, like, palms to the floor. We would be at the Hollywood Improv. You would be showing everybody how you touch your toes. It was cool. Yeah. It's a party trick. But that wasn't because you stretched all the time. That is just. My hamstrings are freakishly flexible and then other parts of my body are not flexible at all. And maybe. Loose. Loose. Actually, that is what they're telling me is why my body has fallen apart. Is that. Is what? Is that I'm hyperflexible in some ways and wildly too tight in others. And I finally just sort of snapped. Ah. Right. Yeah. Sucks butt. That's kind of like you in real life, too. You're a flexible guy, but you're uptight in some other areas and then you snap every. Like what, Blake? Name three ways I'm uptight, Blake. Please. Yeah, I like this, Blake. Well, right now you're jumping down my. You're jumping down my throat with any sort of criticism. Already regretting it. Look at you go, man. Come on. Okay, there we go. This isn't being uptight, Blake. Come on. Oh, please explain. Here he goes. Here he goes. Please explain. I'm uptight, Blake. I don't know, brother. You tell me, man. You seem a little wound tight right now, okay? I don't know. I'm not. I'm not. Pretty chill. Okay. Chill guy. Tight when he. I'm not your grandma. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool back. Na, na, na, na, na, na. What up? Oh, it's there? Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Oh, yeah. You know, I played that song for my son the other day. Fucking loved it. Really? Okay. Yeah. Oh, just the hits were moving. He was doing that, like, little kid dance where he just sort of hump shit. Yeah. Hump shit. Yeah. That song came on. I was doing, like, not press photos, but, like, photos for Monarch the other day. Okay. What is the full name of Monarch? Monarch Legends. It's Monarch Legends. Legacy of Monsters. Legacy. Ah, yes, yes. Legacy. And we're doing photos for, like, billboards and, like, thumbnails and all that kind of stuff. And that song came on. I love it. And the guy's like, okay, so, like, I want to see, you know, Bill Randa's journey in your eyes this season. And then it's like. And I'm like. Kung Nei! Mm-hmm. Yeah. And if you're watching YouTube, you got that one. You knew what just happened. And maybe you didn't. Maybe not. But it's just such a good vibe. It's a good vibe, dude. It's a good vibe. And I like that we've claimed it. And do you guys know the Chevy Chase video? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, good, good, good. The music video is. All time. Is Chevy Chase singing the song. When I was a kid, I thought it was a Chevy Chase song. He was Paul Simon. Exactly. I didn't know. I didn't know it was a Paul Simon song. I just saw the video. You know, that song came out when we were, like, very, very young. And I was just like, oh, Chevy Chase from the movies. Also, he's a very talented singer-songwriter. This guy does it all. But you know that he is a talented musician. And he was in Steely Dan, I think. Fake news. Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan. I've never heard that before. Todd or Isaac, you're about to jump in here so hard. I've never heard that. I'm pretty sure Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan. And then he left. He was the drummer before they formed Steely Dan. Because then he went to Lemmings. So Chevy Chase was just up in the mix. Dude, he was a player. And that's why I think he's fallen off so hard, is he kind of had everything. Well, and I think he's a dickhead. Yeah, I know. But what I'm going to explain about his dickheadness is that I think a lot of people. Durs really relates with dickheads and really has to stand up for them. Yeah, dickhead to dickhead. It's like entering the mind of a serial killer. Well, because this is somebody who I watched growing up and it was like. You loved him. Do you love him? He's automatically amazing and everything. And then there was a little bit like a fall off and it was a social fall off that people just weren't jiving with. But I also understand like his humor is like combative and like aggressive and like put down-y. Because I think he wants people to do the same thing to him so he can like. I mean, even in the new SNL movie, he was going like toe to toe with like Milton Berle until Milton pulled out. Bullet! Milton Berle, his huge cock in front of Sidney Crawford's daughter. His huge cock. Yeah. Yes, he did. That's a cool part. I've only watched that part of the movie and I watched that like 35 times. And I do want to circle back to that movie. But I think that everything came pretty natural to him and it didn't to other people. And like he never developed the same kind of like human understanding because he's like, what? This is. You can't. You can't just play the drums? Like, what are you a fucking. Like, what? Fuck it! Or he was just a fucking asshole who. I know, but why? Why was he an asshole? People aren't just born assholes. Well, probably his father. Probably his father was a dick. I mean, maybe his dad was an asshole and. That's what I'm going to go with. Yeah. That's usually the case. Like someone's dad is a total asshole and they're like, oh, that's how you are. But then people in his inner circle seem to really like him. So what's the. Who? Yeah, who's like Chevy Chase? The Lorne Michaels and like. The Paul Simons and like all these people in his. I think they're assholes. Paul Simons is an asshole, baby. Okay, fair enough. Isn't he notoriously an asshole as well? I don't know. I didn't know that. I thought Paul Simon was like the poster child for like the fucking. Nice guy? Yeah. The love movement of the 60s or whatever. Hey, you could be fucking and still be an asshole. That's projecting. That's. Yeah. That's projecting? That's overcompensating. That's not what I'm talking about fucking. Yes, you are. The love movement? Yes, you are, bitch. What do you mean? The love movement? I'm gonna come. I think that's fucking. I'm talking about like the kindness and like the hippie. Wait, what do you think? It's hugging? Hippies were fucking, derz. You're not into sex? You're not into making love? Derz. Dude, the only reason anyone was a hippie, it wasn't because they didn't want to wash their armpits. It was because. I'm listening. 100% of the time, they wanted to fuck. And they're like, okay. This is the way. It's free love. Everyone. It's just a little cuddle puddle and you can just dive in with a hard dick. Yes. Right. Yes. That's why they did it. Yes. Freaking see ya. Water trash. And avoid the draft. Thank you. And so, Paul Simon, the poster child of the horny movement, essentially, is what we're saying. And cowards who don't go to war. No one's hornier. And that's why Garfunkel was like, I'm out. Yeah, he's like, I'm out. You're too horny. You're too horny. Right. Yes. Yeah. He's problematic. I think so. Like, Garfunkel is a name he made up. Actually, it meant fucking. I'm about to go Garfunkel. He said, you know what? Fine. You fine. Go. I'm going to be right here doing this. Yeah. I don't need your ass anyway. And by the way, if there's anything, song that's made for fucking it's that it's that dude yeah you know how hard you can fuck to that yeah it's it's so hard you can fuck to this song this is something like american psycho uh patrick bateman fuck music yes well you know if if you put that song on full blast in the in the midst of uh a fucking session yeah yeah a throw down uh and she doesn't leave it's a freak off you marry you marry her oh yeah she's the one she's the best yeah if she doesn't leave if she doesn't hit it and what does it say if she does leave wait wait what wait i love this during sex or yes if she doesn't just go you know what all right i'm out i gotta pack it up brother because that song i love this i mean if we're being real i'm a head out insane is an insane song to fuck to actually actually stop stop fucking me adam's like the bit i'm not i can't i won't i won't let's get real about this this is important because it is an insane song to have sex to sorry hold up sorry blake fuck to to fuck stop fucking stop fucking me dog i feel like if you put that song on i would say 98 of women would go where's my clothes i'm leaving this is insane head up out of here i'm right i'm out of here now if one girl's like she's backing up into it to the beat of that song you're like let's get married you're you're cool you just described every woman at ucb who's like okay i get the bit okay so the bit is we're fucking to this goofy song hang on is this thing on yeah marry her welcome to chubby chases welcome to chubby chases where is this is this thing on oh yeah adam i'm glad we on i'm glad we paused the bit because sometimes the bits goes a little too far it's a bit much and a bit much thank you for saying that yes points here we go points gaming today isn't one thing it moves between cozy chaotic and everything in between one minute you're exploring something slow and immersive the next you're in a fast-paced match and so somewhere in there you might be 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like don't worry like we'll pick a vegan restaurant and like we went to a vegan restaurant and pay and we'll pay for it we paid for it we'll pay for it the worst part about that bit um was that we picked a vegan restaurant we got there and then he's and then he said you know i eat meat right and then we could have went to literally any other restaurant because i don't know if you're this was just my body who's never eaten anything vegan sure uh i think i know where this is going the worst diarrhea dude the worst diarrhea and my on the way back home my guts were it was a little rum rumble in the bronx little rumble in my tumble i'm gonna be honest i love that restaurant i also immediately immediately got the farts and some diarrhea came out yeah that's vegan lifestyle well me too and i had a two-hour drive home and then i had to go right to physical therapy a lot of stretching a lot of a lot of a woman bending my leg as my asshole is perched in the sky just doing just doing this the cause of diarrhea diarrhea cresting uh no there was no cresting that's my body work or whatever that was my body work guy who uh who doesn't quite breach the crest can you imagine holding in diarrhea and getting the the crest like touch whatever the three the three finger special yes do you have to go hey man not today because i i eat vegan my shit everywhere you have to right or do you yeah i i probably would we're close enough now after he's felt my hard cock uh smack him in the arm and jesus sure yeah fucking disaster my guy well i told you guys that i told you that i got a boner and it was smacking around and i know it's still shocking yeah it was this is a podcast it's still shocking yeah i'm so sorry i'm so sorry dude i'm very casual i didn't like it loved it uh hot hot hot hot still shocking here brother have you ever heard of tmi yeah but it wasn't that it was my physical therapist it's a totally different thing there's no breaching of crests or nearing the breach okay uh so that's a bummer the crust is not but it's a lot of stretching and the amount of vegan food dude that shit is first of all it's not as good not hands down i think you have to also agree not as tasty if we're just talking about i know maybe health but also i've read that also it's not healthy a lot of the vegan food okay all right go off my fitness pal there's a lot of like faux creamy greet like i just feel like it's very it's a lot of fake shit a lot of sauciness that doesn't seem like it's very good for you that they add in okay yeah they're just they're just whipping up some some nasty shit that then they they use a lot of chemicals to taste more delicious yeah right when's the last time you guys dusted off like a an old vintage porno because those are those are awesome like 70s pornos no you can i just okay so just real quick like dust it off or like typed in retro yeah sure yeah i don't know once a year i type in retro dust it off no you wait and also neither and also i'm saying go buy a vhs you'd have to buy a vhs player yeah a vcr put in like an old tape from underneath like your dad's bed and like let it ride blake you're famous you know that right why what does that have to do with anything where are you going to these places where you need to dust off tapes you know that they go well blake anderson is here i'm gonna text everyone i know tweet about it uh he's here again tm zizzle will be outside when he's he's here for the third time today yeah i mean do those places still exist i i haven't gone on a road trip in so long they do because of relationships you know where people like sure todd how are you good did you guys get my videos in you know that we did oh sure yeah we got it they don't want to let down the local community it's a community yeah wow dude that's true yeah i can feel that janet died well it was for a while because we when we would go to that hunting trip oh yeah here we go r.i.p there was no cell server so no internet out there for the longest time it was very hard to get it was super it was super spotty and to make your own pornos i get it and you couldn't watch the pornos sure that sucks but in the last five or six years suddenly lightning lightning speed now all those rural areas are now able to get their pornos so the little porn barn down the way mm-hmm extinct it's oh my god yeah extinct it's it's mad dusty you'd have to dust everything off yeah type in retro let's do that it is too bad yeah it's a bummer i mean this is like those someone just got like a starling to a village and the village got porno or they got phones or something and then within like two weeks the entire village of the dudes in the village were all just walking around watching porno yeah like all day oh yeah that's right it's just like kind of like uh uh yup telling yeah it's like a yeah man that's the biggest yeah i've ever heard in my life imagine you live in a village closing my eyes i'm i'm there now you've never seen any other women but the women in your village and you're related to a lot of them like i'm dressed as a construction worker different village not the village people different come on now come on i'm a biker and assless leather chaps yeah different fuck it uh no that's not what i was thinking and you've never seen anyone outside of this village right suddenly you can see every woman imaginable every color and creed all walks i mean showstopping yeah absolutely and you can see and they're they're working at a lemonade stand and do you remember the first i mean it's i'm sure it just shocks it would shock the you've got the floor adam you've got the floor you're getting emotional and you're getting the first time i remember seeing a naked woman adam picked up the microphone he's holding his heart yeah i first time i remember seeing a naked woman i open yeah what was your mom doing it wasn't my mom it wasn't my mom first time outside of i'm sure i saw my mom but outside of my mom oh she had no lasting impact burn and i opened up i was waiting for my mom to pay for something okay and i there was a porno rack right here it was a shitty gas station and i'm standing there yeah and i grabbed a magazine your mom was there yeah my mom was right there i didn't know what i was grabbing i just grabbed a magazine and i opened it up in her present there was a woman and she was holding her tit she had like a big big tit and she had them like propped up on her arm like this and they're flopped over like a like a falconer yes she was resting her tits on her arm like that much like a falconer ghost face killer arm and yeah okay it's the way it stopped me dead in my tracks like i had a hard time breathing i was so excited yes like and i was young i probably was seven or eight you're a monster i was like a little kid and it just the possibilities of the world have just shattered shifted completely annihilated your reality oh my god your boobs are huge i could honestly cry thinking about it that's wild yeah i think that that answers almost everything but yeah about your entire career yeah i mean if that makes you misty i go well uh-huh wow that's another yeah it was beautiful dude it was beautiful the one the female body is absolutely falconer absolutely incredible and hot hot hot hot i'm excited for these villagers to get to send it to get to see it for the first still gonna send it in a real way in a real way and how many calories are in babies kyle wants to know something like that oh that's a good one yeah that's a good one it's it's a yeah hey yes points very good kyle's still not back done with the movie still not back uh maybe he's in the basement we're not saying if he is or isn't but it's possible he's not here yeah possible he's uh eating cum in the getty center he might be dealing with um he might be dealing with the fires um from northern california yeah no he's northern california so he isn't so but we don't know where he is we think he may or may not be in the getty center in the basement on the 12th layer eating cum he didn't he couldn't be the one to donate the cum for all the workers right but he said no sign me up i want to eat i want to gobble ladies and gentlemen we have to give the ultimate flowers we have to give an ultimate shout out to none other than our co-star our friend wayman lee who did pass away his funeral was last saturday what a bummer it was a bummer when we when we when we first got that news it was um yeah yeah that really i mean we've talked about it a little bit on the pod right have we not i don't think we've even approached it that was all off pod that was all off pod it was it was truly devastating i was actually talking with uh our what what was he on workaholics was he a upm on workaholics or not quite yet he was still first assistant mike lovano's i was talking with mike lovano's and when it happened when we both got the news and i delivered the news to him and it was i mean it it was such a gut punch to hear man because he really was i mean we were talking about we're gonna talk we're gonna do a cruise right that's the plan is for us to do a this is important cruise and the plan is to get a bunch of cast members from workaholics and do do some fun shit yeah and i was like dude if we can get wayman to give him a free vacation give him a little money and diane to and diane his wife his wife to to come and party with us and i mean what he would be a goddamn star a superstar selfie heaven yes oh man yeah uh and and you know he's in regular heaven he's in regular heaven now um it true bummer because the thing like we didn't let him talk on the show by the way i love how i go he didn't let him talk on the show by the way i love he didn't talk on the show and then people were just like up my ass like he talked in the final episode at the very end congratulations guys i think it was the second to last episode but yeah he's right he gave a hell of a monologue but my point being was that this dude was a chatterbox and like always had like advice and like had like little pointers about life and stuff and you know when you're 20 and you're running around you got all sorts of stuff on your mind you're maybe not listening as much as you should but you're not listening as much as you should but you're not looking back you're like oh like this dude had sage wisdom and we just had too much machismo you know we're running around with all this machismo and he has sage wisdom yes yes yes when i did that funny or die video with i i mean polly charge but with sleepy joe biden this is running god you said sleepy thank you yeah i think you charged it i know it was polly charge the second you say regular nothing but he wasn't sleepy during this time he was a very awake very awake biden okay and he was fucking great dude we walk into this it's like a party scene it's a funny or die video that we shot together and it was sick dude it actually was so cool and no wonder your house didn't burn go ahead he they took me to the i'm in the white house and he's like hey you want to meet barry and i'm like yeah absolutely yeah absolutely i would love to meet barack and uh barry and barry wood was just sitting on the desk and then we go to the oval office and we're standing outside and they're like oh he just got on a call it'll be like 20 30 minutes can you guys wait and like ah we don't have time and i'm like fuck but so anyway so we're shooting this video and we're there barry's barack yeah barack oh okay got it okay got it okay you're really bad like blake said he's really bad with names so we are there shooting this video there's like 50 people like 40 50 people like agonizing extras crew members he goes around he introduces himself meets everybody yeah knows everyone's name finds a little fact about them like uh blake's is you know like he meets blake blake's nervous so he says so he says he skates boards and then upon leaving uh mr president i uh i skate boards i skate boards hella nervous go ahead yeah i skate boards boards yeah okay poser blake gotcha you skate sport moving on bad with words blake so he then upon leaving went through everyone and said goodbye you know said the little factoid back to them like it was how you remembered everyone that was the same day that my dad hung up on joe biden say whoops i was like hey my dad voted for you and barack uh sorry polly charge but my dad did and uh and by the way as a bit as a bit no by the way my dad he won't shut up about it still to this day so you know he's he keeps it polly charge i love it i i'm like would you mind if i called my dad real quick and you talk to him he's like uh of course is it cool so i call him i'm like dad i have uh someone here that'd like to say hello to you and he's like hi dennis this is vice president joe biden i hear you guys you voted for me i'm like i'm gonna vote for you i just want to say thank you for your vote and my dad goes bullshit and hangs up the phone right fucking hung up on you're a monster goodbye yeah and he's like he just said bullshit and hung up the phone and then he was like that's hilarious hands me my phone back and then he was whisked away goodbye and and it's just in the wind and was gone and i'm you know never gonna see this guy ever again and then i called my dad back later like what the fuck dude you just hung up on the vice president one of your friends doing a joe biden impression i'm like what yeah dad yeah dad our classical old story yeah dad even though i talked to you yesterday you knew i was going to the white house to do a video with joe biden yeah it still is such an insane thing it was such an insane thing also to hang up yeah yeah what did he have to do he says it was a connection issue with his car he was like cut out i didn't hang up it cut out and i'm like sure okay sure okay but then why did you say bullshit he goes because i thought it was bullshit and i'm like well well yeah all right i feel like that single-handedly might have kind of destroyed biden's brain and confidence and all that kind of stuff and yeah he was taken down a peg i bet as a vice president a lot of people aren't saying bullshit you know directly to him you know well i'm glad he i'm glad he called him out but in a way like that butterfly the butterfly effect of that call in as far as i can see it might have caused the fires um yeah it could have been and and like essentially him saying bullshit was like what's with hunter's laptop you know essentially exactly that's kind of what he was saying by that bullshit so okay and what is with the laptop i don't even know politics enough to know i've never ever read the fine print on the laptop yeah on what the laptop they're like what's with the laptop i'm like yeah well dude what is it what is it a pc we're like what is it anybody's laptop i don't want to people like i want to see the laptop i want to see everybody's laptop anybody who's in office i want to see the laptops not a good not a good dude by the way i don't i don't want to see any of your laptops because i know i the first thing i'm going to put in on your uh you know your website i'm just gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna go very well horn hub and then look at the search and then i know way too much about you then i know way too much about you and adam what's the deal breaker blake is all all just piss and uh bukaki vids you know 69 dudes i don't want to i don't want to know your your weird kinks i don't think piss is that weird okay i know we've i know we've talked about not king shaming yep that makes sense but what's going on what who's looking for the piss who's looking for it blake just said like just said i don't know i don't know i don't know he doesn't i don't think it's that weird i don't engage in p play but i don't i don't think it's that weird you don't think it's that weird oh it's just p squirt is p i know but what's if it's just p then it's just poo it's just it's just no no it's just snuff films no i think that p is by far the least offensive of of those kinks like if you're into blood play that's that's a little weird to me and then poopoo is stinky so okay all right blake i was right on the money dude so on the money dude but this is my point blood play is a little weird but why why isn't p not weird this is i don't i don't like i don't like p stuff dude i'm just saying i know but why do you even like why are you even defending it dude i was like you bring up the porn hub you look at the search you really know about a person and then i put piss on blake as a joke and i nailed it this is very shaggy darling i adam i applaud you i don't like it though no i don't know i'm not i'm not a p guy i'm not saying you are but the way that you're going yeah it's fine it makes me go but what about it is desirable blake stand up stand up for your choices i i think it i think i don't know some people get off on like uh degrading degrading degrading people sure and maybe it's a form of of of degradation maybe yeah i think in some cases i think it is i think if someone pees on your face a hundred percent yeah well but i think there's a there's there's of course two ways there's the person who likes to pee on people and then there's a person who likes to get peed on yeah people used to throw around hoes real casually in the 90s yeah hoes now what is hoes what do hoes mean like what does ho mean like hooker okay go off oh does it mean hooker or does it mean just like a loose a loose lady no it means a hooker okay does it yeah i thought it was whore yeah and then they they took the hoe out of the whore i'm sorry i love how someone goes whore yeah hooker whore it's what does whore mean hooker i thought whore meant was like the same thing as slut no whore is somebody who fucks for money oh they all are they all are the same thing and you know like the technicalities of it no i don't think so i don't think so i think they all the all the words mean different things like like how 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Darn it. Darn it. And that then makes my muscles so tight, it hurts to walk and stand and move. What a bummer. Darn it. So, am I going to stop? Never. Can't. That's life. Can't. Actually can't. But I'm going to have to watch it. I'm going to have to mix in some waters. That's the new thing. That's the new thing that I'm really trying. I'm like, for every drink. A drink and a water? A drink and a water. Yeah. That's too much. That is a lot. You're going to be going pee-pee a lot. Right. I would say every two drinks, chug a water. Just do a whiskey. Two waters. Every two drinks. Okay. So, doctor said one for one. You've slid it over for two for one. A little bit. Yeah. Two drinks, sip of water. Yeah. No, dude. I'll pound a water. If you give a water to someone else, it counts. Yeah. It's just being in the present. No, I'm not afraid to drink a lot of water, dude. I'm going to be. It sounds like you are. It sounds like you're a little scared. I'm not afraid. I love water. You're a water boy. I think you guys know how much my love of water. I mean, hey, this was full. All right. I'd be sipping water, dude. If my mother held up a cup. You think we know how much you love water? I was unaware how much you loved water. I didn't know. That is not true. You guys know how much I love water. You guys have been on set with me for years. I love it. I drink 25 waters a day. I don't think sparkling water mixed with Red Bull counts as a water. Yeah, that's what I know. No, I only have one go juice in the afternoon. Or I used to. That was only my afternoon. And sometimes two or three. I don't want to burst your. Bubble. That's all we know, pal. I don't remember. I truly don't remember you consuming that much water on set. Okay, that's weird. I like how Adam thought he was walking around being like, everyone knows I'm the king of water on. No, everyone knows I'm the king of water. Wow. Dude, I should wear a fucking crown. It's up. Adam, how you doing? Just over here drinking water. You know me. Hi, Drayton. Stay high. I mean, you act like I don't drink a lot of water, dude, when I'm known for drinking fucking water, and I'm actually a little. Little offended that you guys are pretending that I don't drink circle rolled up to you and not us. I get it. I get it. Yeah, circle water came to me because it's known throughout the industry, and I thought through my best friends. I mean, we didn't even know Blake had a fucking dog, so there's a lot. I guess we don't know about each other. Yeah, that's because you don't listen or pay attention to me. Okay, very similar to you. Not noticing me constantly grabbing a water from the cooler and slamming it like this, which, by the way, circle water. Is flavored water. That's not logging in my head as, oh, Adam, there's Adam drinking water again. This is a new thing, dude. This is a new thing. I'm talking old school shooting workaholics. Me slamming waters on the fucking regular dude again, making you look like a bitch because you don't even drink any water, Blake. And you can tell from your sunken in dry skin. You look like a weathered old bag. You know what? And the proof will be in the pudding because we did take our blood. All of us. We have a testosterone test coming up in New Orleans, so it will be put to bed once and for all, and you will see that I have the highest T of the group, and you will be shocked. I mean, maybe I'm excited. I'm excited. I would not. If I were to bet money, it would not put my money on you. Okay, well, there's his load boost enhancing, so he's disqualified. Yeah, I feel like there's might that might tip the scales. The load boost. I don't know if it does. Oh, it would. You have to raise your testosterone. Oh, I got the wrong thing. This is Chode boost. It's making my dick wider. Oh, fuck. It's making that part between your asshole and your ball sack thicker. Very cool. What's a Chode? Is that what the Chode is? Yeah. What's a dick that's wider than it is long? I think that is a Chode. Okay. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Yeah. I think the Chode is several body parts, a lot of different things. Yeah. But for me. It's the wider than long. I mean, I'll chug a water for you guys right now. But Adam, I know you drink water. That's not the first beverage that comes. It's probably the fifth beverage that comes to mind when I think of you. I like beverages. Right. That beats it. Okay. But water is not number one by any means, says you. He's crying, says you. His eyes do look hella glistening. Well, maybe it's the water coming up. Yeah. See, I'm full. They say, like, a lot of this is like, it's rotting the mind. They say that they say, hey, I'll say it's rotting the mind. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you can't watch it too much. You can't watch it too much. I agree. There's no such thing as watching it too much. Now they're going to try to, like, do, like, weird moves in the bedroom. Great ass. Good point. Next thing. You know, you're at your village. Everybody's trying to do pile drivers. Just kidding. Can you imagine? That's fun. I'm a nice man. But, like, do you think in these villages, like, they're bored, right? Well, no, there's no TV. So I got to imagine they've already done all this stuff. No, they might be able to teach us a thing or two. They didn't even know that that stuff was available to them. They did not even know. Have you ever looked up village porno? What else are they doing? They're trying to survive. Anders, there's no boredom because they're actively trying. They've figured out farming. You think they're just tired at the end of the day? They don't have the strength to pile drive. They're too tired, dude. This is the way, dude. Sometimes I'm a 40 year old man. I have a bad back. I have spasms at the end of the day. I'm tired, you know? No, dude, I think these villagers who are I think in any past civilization, it's, like, noted that, like, all people live for was to fuck. Each other. I don't think they get spasms out there in the village. That's not all passive civilizations. That's ancient Rome and Greece. I'm saying in places that don't have, like, because I'm going to the past, because we're talking about people who don't have access to Internet or television, they fuck the shit out of each other constantly. Right. They were doing freaky stuff. Well, I think in Greece, they did. They literally would fuck the shit out of each other, literally. But this is like Kama Sutra. These books, these are tales as old as time. And honestly, maybe you're right. Kama Sutra, they didn't have the Internet. Yeah. They had their imaginations, Adam. I imagine these sweet village people and they're not gaping each other's buttholes. Why? I don't know. What? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, you might be right. But by the way, I think about this all the time. I'm still going to send it. I know you do. I know you do. All the time? I know you do. No, no, no. But just like how you're like, they don't have gaping buttholes. All it takes is for one person in charge to be like, and the women here, we need to make sure you gape your buttholes. buttholes that's it's just what we do here yep like look think about it every every woman in western and that's in order you think about this all the time and that's in order no i i i think about things that are introduced into cultures that just become like the status quo sure sure yeah yeah yeah the norm uh like eating eggs like cell phones eating sure eating eggs but like shaving pubic hair like people just don't like like who did that women shave their legs and their armpits and they only do that because apparently like during the war when we were all gone to sell razors razor companies were like uh don't tell me you're hairy be smooth shave your legs jillette right or what the fuck after you know and then women were like embarrassed to be hairy yeah i would say solid move jillette and that's just like a couple steps away from a gaping butthole demand well what brand is going to ask people to gape their butthole what would be yeah there's not a lot of gate they'll do it they'll do it they'll do it they'll do it they'll do it they'll do it what why does it want okay why does bick want once you gave once you gave it's arbitrary it could be anybody it could be uh it could be paper mate it could be anybody guys it could be paper mate it could be paper mate it could be fucking it could be uniball you know you're just looking for stuff around your desk let's see you're really just looking at sharpie it could be sharpie you guys it could be anybody uh i don't know if it could be sharpie well maybe maybe because or like a lipstick company because you you know like they might write things on the butt like gape me like you know it's a little slogan or something sure yes yeah i mean i'm for anybody tuning in as you may or may not know uh we're all we all survived the fires our our houses are all fine we yes we are very lucky in that way i mean and we all know people we have friends that lost uh by the way so far yeah it's not over we're definitely not out we do we know like for sure like a dozen people who've lost their house if not more that's just personal did i ever tell you guys the story about uh when liam hemsworth told me he lost uh his house this is years ago this is in australia during those no no no is during the malibu fires he was still with uh what's her name uh party in the usa miley cyrus miley yeah um he was with her at the time and we were doing press for isn't it romantic and there was a little bathroom like a little side bathroom that only cast could use and i was in there taking a shit and there was just nice that the the toilet the shitting toilet and then a urinal and he came in and i'm taking a shit and the urinal is there and and i'm like oh what's up liam he could see that it was me and he's like he's like oh how's it going and i'm like oh i'm like oh i'm like oh hey mate yeah we hadn't catched up yet we hadn't seen each other yet caught caught up and uh they're catching we're catching it was catching sure and so man let's catch up real quick so that's ozzy that's ozzy so he was like uh you know what's up and i'm like oh you know not much how are you doing he's like oh not good mate uh we've lost the house in malibu i remember i remember hearing about this now yeah not this story but the house i was like oh my god man i am so sorry and he was like yeah and he's kind of starting to tell me about it and i'm holding in a shit at this time at this point oh you're a fucking disaster my guy so i'm like i don't want to like just drop a deuce so i'm like kind of holding it in and it kind of sucks back up in there you know right and so i didn't want to like drop it out when in the middle of the story but then what happens was you're on the toilet i'm currently taking a shit i was shitting so he's speaking to you over the door or through the door through the door he's through the door come on blake is that how you do it blake over the door you like eye contact yeah like mr like wilson from home improvement for sure yes yeah thank you yeah now i can see damn it's definitely a woo oh my god he's losing it try please one more time well i didn't want to blow the speakers out oh yeah fair enough thank you i'm not trying to blow the speaker at my funeral when you're like 90 and i just died at 93 um you're only three years older we would run around and life was just a new it was all it was a disturbed like yesterday it was a it was all a dream we used to read word up magazine it was a disturbing existence can i get a new can i get an oh yeah i guarantee we could do something like that what would you guys what fun things would you guys do at blake's funeral well i don't think i'd do much i would jump off a roof onto his casket oh hell yeah brother remember from the video that would actually be sick we should hire a bunch of uh very young very young teenagers what very young teens oil them up uh do a little backyard wrestling at his funeral the way blake would want it adam show your hands okay hands okay yeah okay i like that if you guys have a hardcore backyard wrestling match in front of my yeah with very young teens i mean slippery the way the way blake would like yes i don't know if it has to be young teens but definitely teen okay definitely teens i don't know definitely teens i know that i don't need that at my funeral i i'm kind of hyped if there's a wrestling match at my funeral that's fucking cool dude yeah i'm ready to go out like that undertaker like theme yeah is that what you want that'd be sick that would be really cool like if the lights go out the ac dc hell's bells as they bring the casket in oh shit yeah and then the casket opens and you're dead and you don't wrestle yeah they just prop you up and someone moves your jaw to go oh speaking of uh back shots my body work guy this was even this was the one that i was like dude i might have to throw up the red flag because i've i've let him another four inches hey when i'm on his table my body is his so i've let him do you're a monster whatever to make me feel better and it does finish and he's done the three finger special where it's where it's fingers are right under my nutsack right above my asshole right and and i've you know in all these precarious situations but then the muscles release and i feel so much better so this time he has me laying flat on the table and he gets in and he's like i know we're getting a little intimate get in it felt it was the same spot essentially but since i was laying down i felt so much more vulnerable uh everybody's coming out dude i have a hard time saying vulnerable you do vulnerable that's crazy i do dude in fact on on on in the righteous gemstones i had to say it i asked danny i'm like i have to say another word dude and he's like yeah i think we're gonna keep it exactly how it is yeah yeah yeah because he thinks it's hilarious that i say vulnerable what was the word i said during juggalos where i also couldn't say a damn word i'll think of it you keep telling me we are so dumb but this but he slid his fingers right there like contrary oh my god and i'm on the table yeah it looked like that uh that uh lisa and video that derz loves of her face yeah yeah uh derz loves everybody's coming i think everyone loves it well that's why it is what it is yeah well you're the one who pointed out to us and and would send it to us so and we'll not stop talking about it and you guys know exactly what yeah yeah yeah uh so did he hit like your male g-spot or something is that what you're saying no he's not up my asshole blake a male g-spot is like in your asshole i'm i wouldn't know but he's he's right there he's right there yeah i think so isn't it like up your isn't it like in your asshole my g-spot's on my penis okay sure but guys get pleasure from getting fucked in the ass right or else why would they do that you said it as a statement and quickly went right guys get pleasure from getting fucked in the ass right right right i mean they have to as far as i know as far as i know yeah they have to the male g-spot is the prostate which is an erogenous zone that can be stimulated for sexual pleasure inside the rectum you never had it so good all right see it's in the rectum nearly killed him go ahead and we got we got to the we got to the bottom the bottom like that oh okay there it is very nice so this guy's wrecking your g-spot i would love for somebody to do that to me yeah and it was it was right there and he's just wiggling it and it's wriggle raggle it was i i felt so violated it but i mean i i didn't because i've i've been with this guy for a long for over a year now and i feel safe but it was it was so i was like my god man this is so fucking insane i never thought i'd be in this position very and here i was well i'm sorry it sounds like um kind of It's traumatic, and I'm sorry. They just say, take me to dinner first next time. I was like, hey, maybe next time we breach the crest. He's like, now you're offending me. Hey, at least buy me dinner. I'm like, I heard something about the male G-spot. Maybe if we release that, my body would finally feel healthy. It's worth a shot. Right? Back shot. It's worth a shot. Right? I love that you just keep dropping hints. I mean, it's worth a shot. Back shot? Right? Right? Let's get to the bottom of it. Man, these fires are the worst, right? But, right? Dude, new fires, too. But maybe you should fuck my ass. Right? I don't know. That door has a lock on it, right? Man, these fires are bad. You should fuck my ass, right? These fires are bad. Yeah, the fires are bad. And? The second part? Part B? Part B of the question? I said right. Eric Griffin had to evacuate his home out there in Santa Clarita. I know. Man. Another damn fire. Dude, he just got that house, too. He just bought the house. 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Yeah, you could throw out some nags. Well, I think Durs' game is that he's tall. Ah, that's your only game. I think that really, that gives you 30% more game than if you aren't 6'3". Right. You know, so I feel you have to have a lot of game, a lot of game to be a pimp. You have to be really good at it. You have to be oozing game. Oozing game. Well, it ain't easy is what we know. It ain't easy. It ain't easy. It ain't easy. Yeah. It's not for the weak. It definitely is not. No, it's more for like the diabolical, I guess. For me, I think moving forward for me, because I love drinking, but it's bad for me. You know. You're going to die. I'm going to die. It just makes your life bad. I just have like a ton of fucking pills. No, Adam's falling apart. It's a different. These are different. It's a different thing. Yeah. I'm literally falling apart. Sure. My doctor's like. Adam's body says. Help, please, please. They can't figure it out. I'm having spasms. Somebody help me. So I'm really trying to pick my spot, but I love. Oh, my God. I love drinking so much. Well, look. So for me, it's not like. And I've found that I even I can go to these events. Like I went to Formula One in Vegas and didn't drink. Yeah. And that was a huge hurdle for me because obviously it's boring in Vegas. You're going to want to go. But I did have a good time. I did have a good time. Blake doesn't even want to hear about this, by the way. He's like, no, no, no, no, no. You didn't really do that. Yes. So we sent it to each other and we were all laughing, but it makes me go. Is Trump just a funny guy? Like, is he? Does he know what he's doing? You're talking about this. Everybody's coming. Yep. Many of them came numerous times. Absolutely. Yeah. Is that what you're talking about? That's exactly what I'm talking about. Yes. Because the way he said it, I was like, he's setting himself up at the beginning. Of his term to then have a very funny little soundbite clip that everyone uses, much like the do not come and that I'm going to come. Right. Because not. I thought we were the only ones using it. And I think we were very early on that bandwagon. But now everybody has the I'm going to come. Yes. Come. He knows. He knows. I think Kamala also knew. And she was like, do not come. She's like, yes, she knows what she's doing. It's the interns. They're interns. It's the interns. Tell them. I don't know. Like, you need some come sounds. Right. I don't know if Kamala was hip enough to really lay into the come. If she would have, she would have won. You don't think she's hip enough? Did you see a picture of her when she was like 28? Yeah, she was. She was dating Montel Jordan. With her little like shortcut. Hold on. Here. Here's the here's the whole. Here's the whole. Say less. Oh, clip. Say less. Yes. Jeff Bezos came. Bill Gates came. Mark Zuckerberg came. The bankers have all come. Everybody's coming. That's a lot of coming. That's a lot of coming, man. You know what you're doing. Blake, let's talk about your hair. I would love to. Why? What does the future hold for your hair? What are the plans? Do we have any plans? Well, see, here's because we are, you know, we're we we have projects that are in the works that we're going to go out and pitch soon. And hopefully, hopefully, it's very under wraps, but hopefully that project gets picked up and we get to make another podcast. project together, and we're very excited about said project. Now, Ders, as the creator and possible showrunner of this show, do you think Blake's character has a full head of hair like this? Well, as you could imagine, I'm going to run the show like a little boy's school. Okie dokie. Everyone's gonna wear little blazers. Uniforms. And I want everyone to have the exact same haircut. Oh. I actually could see Ders doing something like this. It would be so annoying. The writer's room is just so annoying. There's a uniform? I like that. I will admit that we went really hard last night. Maybe a little too hard. We're limping into the starting line. Some might say it's unprofessional how hard we went. Right. And I'm not gonna name names, but I want Blake to name names. Two people in our crew puked their beds. Well, let's just say And it's not me and you. Yeah, you hear that. You hear that news, you think it's me. Guys, I think I'm doing the best so far. Yeah. I've got things together. Yeah. So if it wasn't me And it wasn't me. It wasn't Adam. I don't know. I don't know who it could be. And the only other people in our crew are Isaac and Anders. These are all good questions. And two people in our crew puked in their bed. Yeah. That is getting super bold right there. Getting radical. Super bold. They didn't even make it to the bowl. They stayed in bed to let it evacuate. That's crazy. Yeah. You know what? No shame. There's no shame. No shame. I guess this is the right time for me to plug Clorox Bleach. It's all part of a wrapped in. Synergistically. I'm doing like a Super Bowl commercial type thing with them. That's cool. Yeah. We're all really branded here. We're all here with different companies. So we're going to be doing a lot of drops. Also, I'm Glade Plugins and the Clorox Bleach. And of course, Load Boost. And Load Boost goes without saying. Blake keeps saying this is Super Bowl 59 and Blake keeps. 59, dude! Blake keeps telling me I'm going to 59 you later tonight. Threatening, really. 69, dudes! And I don't know what that means exactly and he keeps saying well, you're going to find out. Yeah. You are. And I'm going to show you later. Let's just say the fun begins tonight. I might even 59 him live on stage. I'm excited to see what that is. That's going to be pretty cool. It's really nice to be in the same room with you guys and be able to touch you, man. I don't like it. Because you're here and he's. And so I'm doing this. I'm going to throw up. We started the night off. We got in a little late. We almost missed some flights. We barely got on. I was. My ego was bashed a little bit when two girls. I was sitting. Sitting on the flight and these two girls are shaking. They're so excited to take a photo and they're like, oh my god! Oh my god! Get in and take a photo! And I was like, shit. I was like, not another one. My god. And I'm like, alright, yeah, I guess. And then they're like, not you. The girl sitting next to you. And she was a TikTok star apparently. She goes. She had a really small, tiny dog that she had in her name was Monique. So big shout out to Monique. She's a big star. We've got to look her up. And then afterwards they go. And then we'll also take a photo with you. Because you were crying? Yeah. You were shaking. I don't even know if they knew me from anything. They just felt bad at how gassed up I was to take this photo. We'll take a picture with you also, Grandpa. 3B? Yeah. We'll send this picture to our Grandpa and see if he knows who you are. Oh my god. Whoops. And so I feel like my testosterone might have lowered. Yeah. Well, good thing we took the test before we came to New Orleans. The excuses have begun. And then we landed. Right. In New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. Yes. You don't have to say it. Not to pile on. You don't have to put some extra funk on it. I do. Not to pile on, Adam, but the guy sitting next to me, we land and he goes, hey. And I'm like, yeah. And he goes, intern, right? And I go, yeah. And I go, so is that guy right over there? And he looks at you and goes, he was an intern? Oh, man. You saw me point to you, right? I did. I did. And he goes, I didn't recognize you. I'm like, disappointed. Disappointed, dude. And so if my T is low on the results, that might be part of the reason why. We might need a retest. That might be part of the reason why. So you'd just be getting bashed. That's too bad. I'm sorry. A little bit. So then we land and it was off to the races, man. Quick. You know, once you get in New Orleans, it just really just, it gets in your bones, man. As soon as you hear the accent, it's on. Because you heard me, Durs, we had a real quick layover in Dallas, and I'm like, I don't know, man. Well, why didn't you say Dallas? I did. Dallas. Dallas. Yeah. You gotta say Dallas. And I'm like, Durs, I don't know if I have it, man. I don't know if this week is gonna be for me. I don't know if I have the party button. You were being a bitch. Did I know it was the 59th Super Bowl? 59, dude. And I'm gonna do it to Adam later. Maybe live on this stage. Yeah, I'm excited. So keep, stay tuned. I mean, the cleaners are coming to your room today, right? I wrapped up the sheets. Okay. I put them by the door. Smart move. Respectful. Isaac just laid in his filth like a fucking sea lion just rolling in his own shit. That's our manager. That's our manager. That's my boss. Yeah, Blake's boss. And a guy I give 10% to for God knows what. Yeah. We're going halves. Oh, boy. Interesting. Geeky. Oh. The hell? Oh, man. That's a low-T move. The boss man. That's a low-T move. The boss man gets his piece. It's kind of crazy to me that he threw up in his bed like a fucking bitch. Wait, that's what you did, Doug? No, I threw up in my bed like a boss. Oh, shit. Oh, okay. I didn't realize. I told you, dude. There's different ways. That's cool, man. So that's why we're stumbling in a little bit, but I think we're holding it together, actually. I'm proud of you guys. I bet Troy one second we're still talking about our puke and shit and jizz. We'll get it. We'll get to you, bud. Troy Aikman, just one second. I don't know. And I don't know that it's. Troy Aikman's eating a humongous pretzel. Yeah, he's eating a giant pretzel over there. I don't know that that's Aikman. I know it's Troy, but I'm not. I haven't. No, it's Aikman, dude. Is it? Yeah. Aikman, is that you? Is that Aikdog? He just went. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Fair enough. He showed the ring. And he really wants to get on this empty seat, but that's Aik. We're not done talking about. Just finish the pretzel, then you can come over. And here's the thing, bud. We're here for the next three days, so we don't want to blow our load. We absolutely do not. And should we. The Gatorades are here. Should we. Maybe it's time. I feel, you know, we're 20 minutes in. Maybe it's time we do the big reveal. See who has the lowest teeth. Let's do it live. Should we do it live? It's the cause of diarrhea. Oh, yeah. We should. Let's do it. We'll do it live! We're reaching for the results. I got my result right here. And we're going for the serum, I believe, is the one that you look for. Hold on. I'm in double digits. Oh, my God. So I think the high end, I've been told, is like 1,100. That's your just full throbbing cock of testosterone. Okay. I can see it now. Oh, my God. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! I would love to see an example of somebody who has 1,100. High testosterone? What do they look like? Like the hairy shoulder guys? Oh, no! Yeah, I bet someone that, you know, when you look at a person and they seem red to the touch. Yes. And, like, if you talk like they look like a human zit. Sure. Yeah. That is what I imagine someone with really high. Because not only does he get rock-hard erections, he is a human erection. Right. And that's sort of what I. No, Troy, we're not talking about you. Oh, man. Okay, guys. I mean, this is interesting stuff. Okay. So, my number. We ready? Everyone listening is like, please just say. Just say the damn number. By the way, why is this a Super Bowl episode? They won't let Troy Aikman on stage. It's not him. He's got another present. It is. A giant cotton candy. My testosterone is 795. Whoa! Is that higher law? Are you serious? Is that higher law? How's my poker face? It's really good. Blake's is less good. Blake's like. Can I see it? I'm getting worried after hearing that number. Okay. Okay. So, Durz, do you want to go next? I'll go next. My testosterone total is 685. Fuck this now! Oh, dang. Okay. A hundred points higher. I feel like such a hard-throbbing cock of a man. In the fine print, it says every hundred is an inch. Oh, wow. Holy shit. I didn't read that on mine, but that makes me feel kind of good. You have a 12-inch. That's crazy to me. I feel like the best version of this game would be me blowing you guys out of the water. That would be the best, but also I feel like - I feel like we should have started maybe with you because everyone pegged you to have the love no one's pegged me no one has pegged all right okay 59 dude can i get and ladies and gentlemen my testosterone total is 482 what do i win for real dude 482 no what does that mean that means that i mean you should just tuck your dick up your butt call it a day 482 call it a day but didn't that guy on the pod we did say he was like in like below 300 or something no no no he didn't say that no he did not say that dude am i am i sick uh no i think i think maybe you should we should work we're gonna i think you're not sick you're a woman yeah and that's fine and that's fine and we and we actually what's weird is we all guessed it and i'm i'm actually a little bummed that we guessed it right i am too i'm bummed that it wasn't closer so yeah so that makes me twice yeah twice the man that you are dude which sucks crazy i'm okay and he's giving me thumbs up you're okay you're i mean you're not dying but i mean i think you're on the low end waking up rock hard no okay ever you never wake up rock no sometimes okay well that i'm in the same boat it's not every day i'm waking up i'm like is that those guys told us that's like the telltale sign or whatever well those guys are in their early 30s and we are in our 40s 45 no sir i don't like it 40 blake and i are 41 years old not yet i'm soon oh yeah that's right damn i'm like depressed oh that's a that's a symptom of low t yeah depression yeah you should be stoked you're about to get free yeah you're gonna get we're paying for your testosterone you're gonna get so vascular what will happen to me i will completely change you're gonna look exactly like joe rogan yeah and a lot of people i mean he's very rich he's very successful holy smokes man yeah damn so like pretty much that just signed me up for this whole week you guys making fun of my low testosterone i'm just gonna be i mean we're not gonna make fun of you we're just gonna tell everyone who sits down yeah man yeah please don't tell travis kelsey if we get him on here well we're gonna make him guess and he's i mean obviously he's gonna guess correct yeah man it's not like we need to tell anyone well i i will say that i did not think that i was gonna be insane on the high end i really didn't where are you at 795 it's science that's really good legit number i'm very i was now now hearing your number i thought we were all gonna be in that range i thought ders was gonna have me beat he is an ex collegiate athlete he's he is a few years older and your your t starts to dip damn near 50 yeah he's almost 60 years old oh my god you do you normally come to the superbowls or are you here because the eagles or i usually come down for obligations yeah media obligations uh is that what we are different things like that yes this is an obligation yeah this is the obligation obligations there's lots of love so i give love in a lot of my uh commentary there we go um and so it's spread around i like it i love that it was a nice little it was it was smart you're so happy i've been here before no but we come down for uh for the week um and majority of guys leave out obviously before the game yeah um not a lot of former players go to the game right um i've been to a superbowl game went to the one against uh kansas city obviously in phoenix where i'm from okay um and so got a chance to go and enjoy my daughter wanted to go because she wanted to see rihanna of course um and so you know my son's wanted to watch the game so you know and also maybe rihanna yeah they probably wanted to see rihanna and i've been there done that and i've been there you know it's nothing wrong with wanting to see rihanna yeah no i feel yes my my wife told me she was like obviously i i never want you to cheat on me or leave me but if for whatever reason rihanna wanted to sleep with you i think that's the one i would i do think she said that by the way i'm going to but she doesn't have he doesn't have a shot no no she won't ever want to that's not happening yeah you look at us we're having multiple guests non-stop and then troy still standing out there is that a tostada he's eating he's eating the bowl oh my god he's got ceviche yeah jesus and he said it's a ceviche and a tostada in a like a taco salad is that what is that dude is that what that is he's eating the taco salad he's eating the rim of the bowl emmett smith just walked by him he doesn't even want anything to do yeah he's a yeah like diverting his eyes like what are you doing emmett's emmett emmett does emmett have a circle he does yeah yeah he's got a circle cool guys what do you guys do celebs galore celebs galore i just saw joey chestnut elton john and toby mcguire wow sharing a beignet i love that did you see troy aikman right over here yeah troy what is he eating yeah he's like he has fondue at this point he's a big fondue guy yeah it's all cheese everything dude i'm gonna tell you what they were they said yo we need tyreek hill right now on the pod we said fuck him we want adam you might still want to make time for him he's right over there he's a big deal you know you're a great friend of ours you can go yeah actually i think it's one of those classics yeah which a ruse great call great call you guys have a good you we went out last night so how did jelly roll in the gang get that's your connection so jelly roll is my connection uh i'm a big fan of music i'm a big fan of fun and those things and so they um uh hit me up and said we're here and i said i'm here i'm at my favorite bar courtesy of adam divine's house party season three and we uh season two and we uh was a blur and uh we went down there and then they came down there and then they shut down the bar and then jelly sang some songs were you there for that yeah we were leaving right as he was like uh covering the piano man yeah he was doing all show tunes yeah it was it was crazy it was wild we were doing shots and then troy acheman showed up with a fondue platter and he's always following us he won't shut up about trying to get on the podcast what is he eating now oh my god is that a skyline chili what is that he shipped it in by the way in uh in in honor of my second appearance on the this is important podcast first returning guest yeah i love that and the only other time i've been on which is not even an official appearance but i still get a lot of love for it all over the uh road in this beautiful country uh is my uh my my john lithgow impression that's right because you were at the brozarks i was at the brozarks ripping it up sleeping in a pennies recliner for six days very famous episode so would you bless us with a little lithgow for tii nation lithgow at the super bowl okay here's lithgow let me warm it up with here's nicholas cage stubbing his toe in the dishwasher okay oh here's uh jason statham realizing that his credentials were lost at the gate g here at the super bowl and let's close it out with john lithgow finding out that he got replaced uh on the this is important pod by troy achman and his fondue platter okay you've got to be kidding me wow that's really good stuff dude dude you know i came up with a depression last night this is going to be my snl okay okay we got a rap battle arnold schwarzenegger if he's from boston sorry now get to the car it's in the yard you're not adam did a whole thing he really did practice this all right now get to the car it's in the yard yes sir we're here in bean town okay okay okay what no more got to your power okay hold on that's really good cheers bar we need to get down the stairs get to the car it's in the yard we're here in bean town it's good have you seen kindergarten cop boston kids yeah okay we're all doing really good you guys are really good yeah we're firing we're firing and you look the part adam yeah thank you like a withered old moss bodybuilder i am dude i feel that the 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Is there a guaranteed tearjerker for Tyreek? You put it on. Well, do you have one? I don't have a guaranteed tearjerker. Yeah, absolutely. What's that space one with Matthew? I'm trying to think. Space Jam? Space Jam. Yeah. For me, it's the first two makes me cry. Because I'm like, I wish this was one. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, Bron. Sorry, Bron. No, there's too much testosterone. He's not crying. We love LeBron, but sorry, Bron. Yeah, yeah. What are you going to do? So, no film. What film has ever made you cry? Bro. Okay, here. Do you have a favorite musical? Like theater. Like, do you watch live theater? What is going on over here? Yeah, see. These are low-T questions. These are low-T questions coming from a low-T man. I ain't going to lie. So, I recently just cried when my wife gave birth to our daughter. Great answer. That's a beautiful thing. Great answer. Is that your first child? No. Okay. But it's a dad moment. But check this out. I couldn't control it, and it just came. It came out of nowhere. Yeah. I was trying to be tough in that moment because it was a room full of people, and it just happened. I just cried. That's what it is. If you try not to cry, isn't that when you cry? Yeah, it kind of makes you cry. Did you guys cry when your wives gave birth? Yeah, absolutely. Yes. My tears flow freely with me. You didn't cry? No. Oh. Yeah, he's a robot. Yeah, I know. He's our serial killer friend. He's too high. My testosterone is too high. I don't know if that's the case. I did cry. I didn't cry. Yeah, honors is- Bro, you are a dog. Yeah, he's a dog. I cried during the circumcisions. Yeah, okay. I was like- Okay. I told you, dude. I'm holding the little hand. I'm like, I'm with you. I'm with you, dude. Yeah, we're convinced he's got some bodies buried somewhere, and he's just not letting people know that. Anything's possible. Yeah, yeah. What is something you wouldn't want to eat, like a thousand Oreos, or like something where you're like- Yeah, what are you saying? No, thanks. No, dude, like that'll- Because I feel like I've seen you eat like sheep brains and stuff. No, no. I didn't. I did cow brains one time. That's what it was. And it was rough. Yeah, that's gnarly. And so they sent me the recipe on that, and they were supposed to be like sauteed, and they didn't cook them like that at all. It was just a skull with a spoon. The cow was like, no! We'll do it live. They were like veiny and metallic tasting, and people were barfing, so I just ate one more than the second place. Right. That sounds like a fun time. What did Andy Reid say to them to light their ass on fire? He said- Pat, wipe your dick off. It's not going in the dirt anymore. No! There's dirt all over your dick, Patrick. Look, I know we got caught with our dicks in the dirt. And then right out of the gate, it was like- More dicks in dirt. We're still- Yeah, dick right back in the dirt. Like an ostrich head in the dirt. What do they call it? Aerating the soil? Yeah, they were just- You know, when you walk around, you see it looks like goose shit everywhere, but somebody just went through with one of those things. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Yeah, it was an absolute, absolute brutal beatdown. We should have known. If I could describe it, it was like his dick was in the dirt. Thank you. There's no other way to put it. The thing was, they were at Costco, and they would then judge things at Costco, and they go, we got the big chocolate chunk. How many booms does this get? And they go, five booms. And then they go, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom. I like how you guys are like, you're probably too old. Or I got like, shit to do. I mean, what are we talking about? You lose. Yeah, and I get that, and I get that. But dude, they were the biggest stars at the Super Bowl, and I'm not kidding. Oh, yeah. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. And I wish them well. Oh, yeah. Everyone from security guards, and they're very nice people. They were in my suite, and it was so funny, dude. That's rad. It was so funny. And so, you know, I'm kind of drunk. And I'm like, can I take a photo with you guys? They're like, let's shoot a video. And I'm like, okay. And then they go, they grabbed a chocolate chip cookie. And we're like, we got the chocolate chunk. Adam, how many booms does it get? And I'm like, three booms. And it's three booms. I said three, but apparently five is the number that you're supposed to say. That's like a huge diss. It's a huge diss. Like three booms is like calling something total garbage shit. I thought three was the number. Three seems fair. You kind of see them start to go haywire. They're like, wait, he said three booms. We're still going to give it five booms. He don't know the rules. Yes. And then they still gave it five booms. Even after I said the three booms, I was a little confused. I did three booms, and then they added more booms. I was like, oh. You know, I was ready to lean into this whole thing, and I'm starting to lean back. Thank you, God. Okay, Fat Joe over here. I'm Fat Joe over here. Dude, I looked at myself in the mirror last night, and I'm like, you fat son of a bitch. Jesus Christ. I'm watching the podcast back a little bit, and I'm just like, damn, look at the jowls on me. Dude, my underwear, the elastic in my underwear is struggling. Gave up? Is it folding down? I quit. We got our dicks knocked in the dirt, dude. Our dicks are in the dirt. We're back in LA. True. We're back in LA. We're back eating our vegetables, right? Drinking smoothies. I don't know. Have I had a vegetable? It is a big comedown. You know what I was drinking the whole time, even in New Orleans, was that AG1 shit. That had me barfing. That had me resetting pretty good. Oh, wow. Look at you. Total fucking nerd. That's why you don't like New Orleans, dude, is you didn't give yourself completely to it. I mean, I had fried chicken for breakfast. We're doing all right. We're good. You had the AG1, dude. You got to give yourself completely to New Orleans, dude. No. Give yourself to the belly of the beast. My body is my pimple. Okay, we'll give you that. Yes, points. I kind of get it. And pops. Props, baby. My family is all coming in for Bo's birthday. That's right. Rookie year, baby. Yep. Bo's rookie year. I love it. And they're all coming in. My parents are actually staying in the Hollywood house now. The house. I didn't talk about this on the podcast My house, there was a home invasion it's still yep it's there's still legal there's still legal talk we we can't really get into the details but uh i mean i can because there's not legal talk there's not even legal talk it's still an open case it's still an open it's not it's over they said fuck they said you're caught the cops are like we're not even coming out but let's throw it out there you know these guys who robbed you watch the show yeah you know they're so guys you're disappointed you're disappointed in in the hall you you you came you saw you you took a bunch of shit it took like some garbage i'm like yeah get this out of my house i didn't want this this sucks well maybe it was an act of kindness they were they were in and out in under eight minutes they disconnected my uh security system i'm back up and running but it's it's like i it's like a whole fucking thing dude that's crazy they they smashed uh this like picture windows so i gotta get that shit replaced they kicked in a door so that's annoying uh it's mostly just annoying ass bullshit it sucks yeah that's fucking thieves are the worst like what garbage people i hate thieves blake do you think you could talk to anderson windows blake i can i can maybe have an in over there for my guy i might be related i don't listen let me let me put in a call or isaac i don't even know what that means dude what's anderson windows it's a huge window company oh really no company oh i didn't it's like empire carpets of uh windows oh damn look at this bro dropping some fucking dollars like the toyota cars i mean i don't know what did you do empire i don't know anderson you don't know empire carpets oh is that a carpet company i that didn't register you don't know that commercial from the 80s and the 90s and i know that jingle but i don't remember them being carpet i have no i also think they were a chicagoland okay so that's why you know okay and then they went national and they added the 800 580 blake where's that button that you should be hitting right now which one i think you gotta hit it adam he's mesmerized by what i'm talking about he can't if because the audience is thinking this right now blake hit him with it finish him no sir i don't like it none no no no no i didn't hear the lead in sentence oh no i think whoa just on this button fishing he was talking i feel like you should say please don't stop the music no no okay okay okay okay no i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready yeah it's like the einstein brothers of bagels like if there's a so so he just finished the story and i think you should hit this button because here we go what the audience is thinking who cares thank you there we go thank you sorry thank you for teeing that up my bad hey if you if you do care slide into adam's you lose um so you've been robbed twice you've had your car stolen yeah he's a mark i'm a mark dude you've had many people's cars broken into outside your house i love la i love you should know you uh yeah dude i was uh i love you uh yeah dude i was uh i love you uh yeah dude i was uh i love you uh my brain doesn't work dude um you can take him your dick is still in the dirt you you might have a full shrimp from that po boy that swam upstream into your dude it's my brain is so like thank god we didn't do this podcast yesterday fucking fried my brain was melted um did you have any raw oysters uh of course okay cool yeah i was just wondering if you ever got around to that this is adam divine yeah i'm a cool dude i'll take care of this okay uh way to go and then uh yeah so hollywood is just a garbage pit right now it sucks do you think it's fun that you live in an edgy place uh they were in and out so fast dude uh i got their license plate i have the footage of their license plate i saw them so i call the police i'm like oh i got the i got the dirt on them and they go we can't a police officer officer has to we can't stop them no has to come to file a police report and i go okay cool send them out like nah we're not doing that and then they go they can't today they're busy we're fire stuff right and i go okay what can i schedule something like so i can be here uh and they they're like yeah i would recommend calling back tomorrow and i go okay if i call back tomorrow will they come tomorrow and she goes honey they're not coming and i'm like what and they're like they're not it'll be a month probably before they can come out honey she was very sweet to me dude you should sue her for calling you honey she was very sweet to me she was like honey they're not gonna come you can have a key to the city and i'm like oh okay do not come uh here how about this how about we speaking of documentaries how about we document rolling up on these dudes vigilante style i'm good oh i'm good oh armed with only this question why why dog why why why huh struggling to make ends meet uh you robbed my house and i just want to know why yeah it's hard out here hard out here for a pimp uh i'm going to work okay will you answer me after work as to why they don't work they rob houses dude i'll tell you what that first go around i didn't feel it by that second one baby baby baby baby yeah that's when the that's when you started doing the splits yes that is when i tore your stomach hair my groin bro somebody help me yes it does it hurts to take deep breaths today but i don't need to take deep okay just take little baby ones so shattered pelvis well cool i look forward to that the sternum i'm looking forward to that is that to promote and and you're just you're doing this because you're pushing uh final season righteous gemstones the righteous gemstones final season baby season four yes yeah season four i'm very gay um very gay dude i know which do it my wife watched the uh trailer and she's like wow you're so gay you're so gay and i'm like yeah my character is fully out now and she's like well did you have to go that gay and i'm like well i don't know that my cousin when he came out he went from zero to gay hero like overnight wow dude that feels good it feels good to be out of the closet it's you shed you shed the stress you shed your hetero shell yes it's gone that's cool we we did this in in game over man with blake's character yes yes by the end of the film just there was a freedom freedom to it yeah like a feel-free-ness there might have been a few think pieces about it but yes there is a freedom yeah i know they're like why does he have to be gay i'm like he doesn't have to be he doesn't even have to be anything nobody has to be straight what are we doing no one has to be who gives a fuck do you love him yeah i'm so sick of think pieces like yeah just some fucking guy that works at some dumbass blog magic i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it it's like a magazine i guess or it used to be a magazine now it's only online because magazines don't exist and it's just him having to think about shit having to have a think piece i'm a dumbass he's gotta get the clicks he's gotta get the clicks he's gotta drum up the bass um so many people are thinking it's crazy too much by the way adam i do like the idea that you went so gay on the show so that like whenever chloe's like you're so gay you can be like why don't you uh straighten me out don't you make me not gay straight thank you thank you once you straighten me out like perfect you i've been i've been dropping some bombs here earlier sluggish ruggish bone straight me out yes yes i get i get no point there's three three three i mean that straight me out i'm sorry i was just laughing at the thought of you telling your wife to straighten you out that's why you took the role well baby it's not why i took it's why he's amped it well dude i danny's so damn funny he goes my character was a closeted gay man from the very first episode and i asked him the first episode he's like i don't know i don't know if you are or not and then throughout the seasons i've become progressively more out there you know uh right gay and you you pull that that curtain back and danny swears to god he's like you know i didn't know that you were gonna be gay it was how you played it uh and your relationship with tony cavallaro there you go and then it brought it brought it out in the writer's room we just wrote to to what you guys were doing and i'm like what dude yeah he just saw you guys working out like on off days and he's like yeah i think i know where to take this character well dude you gotta have a workout buddy you gotta have a workout i don't know right well and it was cool how adam would take his hand and lead him to the next rack or whatever yeah you don't have to hold hands in the gym come over here we're gonna do some preacher curls spot me preacher curls boys spot me again you're just you're just getting a smoothie spot me though yes points why are there two straws in the smoothie it's just easier dude relax some people like working twice as hard just to stay right where they are and in ohio we really don't get it because to us owning a home in your 30s working in tech without the traffic and still being able to make it to your kid's soccer game? pretty good. 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