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We got co-host again back in the studio you know you know what I honestly look like what I think I look like with a ball cap okay you do like genuinely look like you go outside of middle schools and watch I'm like this I'm just like oh yeah how's it going yeah no I think I look like a youth sports coach really I'm like all right so I know sometimes one of the same we got dude yeah no well I mean there's correlation can I like a lie what made you no so your head so big right like you have a massive skull big noggin yeah and I can't tell if the extra part that I'm seeing up here is scholars that air in the head that's brain that is absolutely that is cerebral cortex is right there so what they do loveling god oh my god what the stitches are gonna pop on that hat the stitches turn to the side so they can see oh wow look at that what are you in the last hole oh oh baby if it's a snapback I'm last holding it every time there's I have I have no room for games you're on the third good for you I'm on the last one I that's why I can't buy snapping and it's not like it's like the last one it's not like it's like the last where it's like straight no this is like it's bad it's bad watch this right okay it just undid oh my god oh my god and you have a red line hey hats aren't made for my skull size I tried to wear one to to camouflage how bad my hair is it's another week without a haircut I'm going through a rough you look like you're like now I can't tell which one's the worst with the hat or and that hurts my that hurts my heart that hurt I wore I specifically wore a hat and I actually ended up matching you today oh yeah we are wearing the same hat both got the same hat now you guys got a little stain on it but both got the same hat but you can wear yours with pride oh dude I'm light skinned cool yeah oh like I little Harry Potter JK rolling glasses on Rowling it rolling Rowling it is Rowling W so bowl about oh he goes back oh Rolling I'll stick with rolling but I do think it's Rowling but yeah it I don't know do you make it a okay okay can I see the hat put it on but just backwards put on backwards maybe that one dude that's gonna help you're gonna see the last hole and all of it's not glory please let me just see it let me just see it maybe it won't be as bad you look like a 40 year old that's like an undercover cop you go dude how much for the weed dude who's got the bigger sugar man I go dude on the other lame is hell dog I don't even want your your ounce of shake bro y'all are so y'all are y'all are they go back to the roller skating park do my own doogie I got doogie doogie is it was it was uh uh a boogie with a doggy that's a doogie how would you doogie doogie I'm considered you know you got your teach me how to doogie oh be a boogie I see a boogie almost like the twist I'm not gonna lie now you mix those together you in a little you in a little and then I just go anyway you got the weed you go hunt them all I go dude oh come on Antoine dude the feds I'm not one of those pigs man I'm just trying to get high and lifted dog I want I want some of your bounce back I want some I want some of your great grass dog dude Jamal don't even give me that because I've been you're the worst undercover I'm not gonna lie I think that would be the perfect role for my day boot of acting is like a SNL skit to be an undercover cop yeah to where I can intentionally be bad at it that is the satire I think I would deliver yeah it's because you look like it's off it's tight it's really tight it looks it looks fine it looks decent not really it feels like it's pulling my eyes up no it is literally like my eyes are going and getting pulled okay try to just slide the hat back like this do that see I don't mind when I actually went and and and and immediately broke any media they broke try okay put it on dude your head so red like it's so bad Peyton my head is not normal I've already said it makes me sad that we in the one time I stepped out of my comfort zone for you right because I go I can go to a to a lids and I can get it seven and three fourths big size I know but no you cannot you cannot fit a seventy three four my hat that I have is a seven and three fourths if it's on my head there will be a red line within three minutes of usage but so I said okay let me try and eight now I said no this isn't good no one likes to be the guy that wears an eight I try and eight too big I went all right I get online seven seven eights in between three fourths and eight yeah I go that's money that's gonna be my slice of pie right there yeah the hat comes in it should have been an eight and a half on my head it when like yeah like it was Lucy Goosey I think they make there's had companies that make hats for big heads it's called really well we're gonna yeah we're gonna mute that because we don't sponsor yeah and and they're like smallest sizes equivalent to like an eight wow and then it only gets bigger it's like the big and tall store yeah heads dude I went to the big and tall store one time because I thought it was cool I did not realize it was like like 53 waist yeah 48 length I'm like is it who's is this Andre the giant yeah how many what in the hell how many pans did you buy got two pairs a good deal here two pairs good deal I don't think I look terrible with it like this dude speaking of big and tall there's really nothing you can do that looks like comfortable yeah no I just take it off yeah I just need a haircut yeah honestly or just a head reduction dude speaking of being big I got real embarrassed this week like something very embarrassing happened you got embarrassed yeah so if you don't know if y'all if y'all don't follow me on my personal pages or if you don't really watch the podcast too frequently I've been on a health journey recently health and wellness queen I've been really trying to take care of myself optically you probably can't tell but I've been really trying to try to watch what I eat because if you've watched the podcast for years I've always said I only eat fast food yes that was my diet for I probably saw three years and that patent has died yes he's come back yes - Yeah, so I would literally eat McDonald's, water burger, canes, every single day. It was like breakfast once you did it, and then at night alcohol. - Like that was my day. - I'd be like, "Sarah, pour me up two Guinnesses "and have a dirty marketing ready after the second one's ready." - Hey, grab them, snicker noodles too. I got a nasty sweet tooth, back muller, really. I mean, killing me. - Yeah, so that would be my diet. So recently, like the past couple months, I've been really focused on my diet and working out. - Yeah, props. - So, you know, my girlfriend, Sarah's been a great help. Meal prepping and giving everything done, but she's busy with what she's doing is well in her personal life. So I was like, okay, I didn't know they had this other than factor, 'cause I use factor all the time. But I wanted something new, right? I was like, let me try something new because we didn't go to the grocery store, we didn't have time. Let me just go up the street to this new meal prep place. - Ooh. - There's an in-store meal prep place. Basically, you walk in, they have this big refrigerator, and they got healthy breakfast lunch dinners you buy your meals, right? - Fire. - You need to send me that address, honey. - Yeah, I got you. - So, well, no, you shouldn't go there, especially after this happened. - Oh my God, it happened here. - Yes, the most embarrassing thing happened when I went to this meal prep place. - Oh, no. - Oh, no. And, you know, obviously taking care of yourself is very, it could be awkward, right? Like, it could be scary. This is a new thing, you're 72, judgment, right? - So you think gyms, meal prep places, should be the most open people. - Most inclusive. - Yes, if you're like, oh, you're allowed in. - You're doing so well for stepping in here. You've made a journey to come to this store, you're doing good. So I've pulled up to this meal prep place. I walk in, the people, the lady at the front didn't acknowledge me fully. She kind of just looked at me and I said, that's okay, I don't like to talk either. So I turn immediately to the fridges 'cause I'm just gonna pick my meals out. Now, I've been eating healthy and I know my macros, I know calories, I know my protein and my bones. What I'm supposed to be looking for, I've been doing this long enough, right? - Yeah. - So I head to the fridge, I'm reading, right? I'm like, okay, that's 269 calories. It's okay, right? I'm looking, she walks up beside me. She goes, hey, are you doing? I go, I'm good, I'm good. I'm so looking, she goes, first time here. And I go, yeah, she goes, I can tell. You can tell. Okay. I don't know. (coughing) - What? - I hope, huh? We're gonna give her the benefit of the doubt. She's talking about 'cause maybe you're confusion. Maybe you didn't know the lay on land. - Right, so that would be, that would be, oh. You don't know where everything's at? That's the follow up to that. She went like this. First time here, you say, yeah, yeah, she goes. I can tell. (laughing) - She didn't know what you want me to do. - She's, she's looking at my hips. She's looking at my hips, Cameron. She's looking at my hips. - What if she's done? If I walked in. - Oh, she's looking at my hips. - What if I walked in? - I just, I don't know, hey. - Pizza place is down the street. It's just in C, C's. - She looked at your hips. - Yes, she looked at your hips. - Yeah. - Well, thank you. - You're welcome. - You're cinched queen. - Thank you. - Pen, you're cinched. - Thank you. - You're getting quite cinched. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - I can't say the same. I would return the comment other day. I was like, whoo! You go, Cam, you're cinched for a pack of cinnamon rolls. - Yeah. - You were walking on my stairs and you were grabbing the rail and I said, stop it before it breaks. Now guys, you look good. - There's a real thing about what a baby does to the man too. - Right. - Is that a thing? - It's a thing. My nipple's been sensitive recently. - My nipple's got puffy. - Yeah, early on set, guino. - Early on set, guino. And it's really bothering me. I don't know. So like, I swear to God, before I walk into the bed, when Sarah's laying down, I'll give myself a rub or two. - You're not so lucky. - Oh, yeah. - You are not. - You are not fluff nip. You are not prepping your aerolas for your girlfriend. - Oh, I swear to God, I am. - She's not seeing me on soft. - Not here, she can see that all day. She knows there's nothing to look at when it's soft there, but here, no, no. Right now I'm a little hard. - A nipple, a nipple finish. A nipple. - It's insecure. - It's an insecurity. 'Cause they start looking like nipple. - They start looking like that. Like gumming me. - Yeah, I don't believe people. - Yeah, I got like a, oh, a house or an elderly. - Yeah, and it's just like, oh. - It's like sometimes my nipple's bigger than my breast. - Oh, really? You pepperoni-nipple. It's like, I really got nipple proud. - I don't think you have a guy now. - Maybe that's what she saw the nipple to my shirt. - She said, oh, I can tell. She goes, oh, it's all right, little girl. - It's okay. - That's still the best picture ever. - That's not funny. - That has to go on the screen. - Oh my God. - Okay, no, okay, okay, no, okay. - Oh, for the longest screen. You're not, that's not you anymore. That's your old, that's the past light. - Yeah. - For the longest go, okay, oh my God. This is on the screen ready and right about now. So this picture, we were going. - Oh my God. - We're keeping up while we describe it. We were going through, or we had a fun night. It was me, Ryan, Sarah, Peyton and Liv. And we were out just having a fun night. And I was just taking pictures and whatever happened. We were going through the camera, and he was on FaceTime on screen share. And I'm going through these pictures and he goes, "No, go back, go back right now." I go back to this picture and he literally lost his mind over his own side profile in this picture. - It literally looked like I was developing breasts. - Yeah. - It looked like I needed a training bra. And it's not like funny. Like yeah, he, yeah, right, funny, good stuff. Now that affected me. Like, it literally looked like-- - It did. - It looked like I was prepping for an operation. - I think-- - Maybe you know what I mean. Like I was switching. - I think that might have been-- - Which is fine, dude. - That might have been what they were like founding like really like flame under the moment. - Yeah. - Like, oh, I got a kill. - No, it literally like somebody could have needed me like this. They could have been like, you like that? - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. And I would have been like, it's bad. It's literally embarrassing. - We're softer and we're softer and we're softer. - Really bad, but I've been working on it. And I'm happy with how I'm turning out. - As you should be. - But you should know podcast. - Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline New York. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Maybelline New York. Maybe it's Maybelline. - I have a story about myself. - Yeah, what happened? - The public. The more, like, the more that I, I don't know, live. I'm like, I probably should just stop going out places. Like, you just happens. Like, that thing happened with you. This thing I'm about to tell you with me. Like, it's the more I live, I'm like, wow. I mean, people are strange. - Okay, so it's another person did something. - Oh, yeah. - Okay, what they did. - So, as y'all know, last week, I very audibly talked about my stomach. I was having some poopies. - Yeah, you were having poopies. By the way, people in the comments were like, y'all gotta start warning before you put these episodes out. - You know, it's fair. - That is fair. That is fair. They're probably enjoying a bowl of honey nut Cheerios. And they're all selling them like, hey, I'm pooping water. I'm a bunghole. - Kind of look like honey nut Cheerios. Kind of look like honey nut Cheerios. More look like the milk, if you know what I'm saying. Like the milk mixed with honey. It'll dark tint on it. - Okay, stop it. - Sorry. - Yeah, I didn't warn you again. Anyway, so that last week, right toward the tail end, let's call it Thursday. I finally, I was on the very last little thing of getting over it. So I did one more trip to Kroger. So I go to Kroger and to make sure, for any time, we feel bad or some, we always take a test. To make sure we're not gonna give it to anyone else. So I got another little flu, flu slash COVID test and I had two pd lights in my hand and then like an allergy pill because I was low on it. So I'm walking through the Kroger and this guy shows up and he literally goes, hey man, are you, are you? And I'm like, I'm like, I'm moving, it's like not now. And he goes, hey, cam. So I turn around. I'm like, hey, what's up, bro? Oh, dude. And no clue, I'd see you, you're such a big fan. I was like, bro, I appreciate that. And he goes, bro, can we get a picture of something? And I was like, yeah, sure, I was like, of course. So we take the picture and I intentionally, first off, I'm holding stuff and in my other hand, I'm just keeping it to myself. I don't wanna get this guy on the off chance but I have something that he can get. So then the picture ends, he goes, bro, can I like dab you up some? And I go, honestly, bro, I'm not even faking it. I'm really not feeling the best right now. I think we'll just, you know, I feel the love. I appreciate you watching. Like, thank you, bro, you're sick. He goes, no, no, no, don't dab me up, please. And I literally went, no, bro, I'm, that's a flu test and it been pittin' pitiate light. I said, I'm not feeling good. Word for word, it'd be an honor if I got sick from you. Nah, he's, he's slobbered on it. It would be an honor if I got sick. Then he throws it, he doubles it. Throws it into third person. It'd be an honor if I got sick from co-host cam. And I literally went, oh, well, wow. Didn't know I was gettin' mad, no, Kroge. When I tell you, I was mind blown. I, I limit, no, wow. No, I want you to guess my response. You go, so here we go, ready? Oh dude, no, trust me, be an honor if I got sick from you. Be an honor if I got sick from co-host cam. Like, you gotta say thanks, right? I literally went, this way, don't worry. Like, I'm thinkin' he's bein' funny back, I'm like. He goes, I was like, oh fuck. You're you're you're you're serious did you dab him up? No, how'd you how'd you escape it? I literally said all dude You're funny, bro have good Yeah, let's say oh I started walking away and then he was like I said oh bro great mean you man great mean you know, I was like yeah sure Yeah, awesome you're sick. Yeah, there's people out there. There's people out there Which I think that's it's it's it's I'm not even trying to sound like that at all, but you shouldn't want to get sir I'm not deserving of that for anybody's honor for you to get sick for me. Yeah, I'm not getting this isn't a Lottery oh, I'm not that we're not going on a trip or a steak dinner. I'm not smoking a stoke with you Yeah, it's strange I have a stomach virus and he said it to be an honor. Yeah, no it's strange and people I think I can kind of relate to that too. There's there's lines that people aren't really understanding they shouldn't cross because I Interaction with a fan this week too. Oh my god. I'm telling we got to stay indoors. No For real so I was walking through the mall. It was me K Rob and Dario you gotta say out of most let's just call Let's just call it a fake you honestly like you have to you have to you have to switch and convert to like an online shop Yeah, I have to it. All right, you are a walking lick in the mall everything that everything bad that happens to me happens in a mall I mean obviously the the the metaglasses video that's fire. Oh, that's fine now this right. Oh my god. So I was walking through the mall And obviously as I walk to the mall people come up take pictures whatever scream if you see me in public stop screaming Oh, I don't like to skunk screen. Oh Don't scream. I understand the excitement, but you're scaring me now. Yeah, you're scaring me and it's like it's like inviting everyone Yeah, to our sacred moment. So oh my god. They're like dude. It's cam And I'm just like I'm going home. I don't I don't need anything I came here for and so which is fine like people are excited. I'm fine with that right So I was walking through the mall She's enjoying my time and there's this group of three guys that are starting to approach me right there in the other side of the store But they're we're about to cross pass and I can see it's crossing pass and I'm I've done this long enough I can tell if somebody recognizes me and so they're giving me that look and like looking at each other and they're starting to pull out their phones Yeah, okay, these guys recognize me 100% so now my eyes go the other way because like I'm like I'm awkward I don't know how this interaction works approach they'll approach will talk, but I'm not gonna just go Exactly so I'm starting to look away and I see them starting to trail me starting to come to where I'm going. Yeah now One guy comes up to me. Hey, man big fan of the podcast. Can I take a picture with you? Yeah, and now I'm awkward right and so and when people are talking to me Anxiety there's a crowd. I'm not doing well. I'm sweating and I'm starting to shit It's like I just got hit with a smoke bar. Oh Yeah, where'd you go? Yeah, it's like I'm disoriented my I'm here and ringing in my ears like a flashbang went off And so another guy comes up takes a picture with this all one group takes a picture with me Okay, now the guy holding the camera. He's bigger guy So I'm obviously looking his direction and I don't know if it's the anxiety taken over Or I'm seeing something But as I'm looking at the guy taking the picture. I see something moving on his shoulder And I go Did I just take some ass or do I need to go take a nap because I'm seeing some Moving on this guy's shoulder that's taking the picture No, I'm so scared after the second picture. I know the third guy that's taking the picture is about to come and ask right now So I try to turn immediately But he goes hey Big guy I said what he goes. I won't want to oh Thought I was insane when I saw something moving on his shoulder, but as he comes next to me to take the picture His shoulders touching mine, and it's not just our shoulders touching a Squirrel pops up right here. I Squirted God a Squirrel pops up on my shoulder I said what the What? I thought you were saying cockroach. No, no, no, this guy. Oh Squirrel had a squirrel a full grown public mall wrapped around was running across his shoulder I I got scared the squirrel got scared the squirrel jumped on the clothes rack He's like, oh, no, and he grabs his squirrel and he's like doing tricks with the squids kids like 17 big kid doing tricks With the squirrel and he's like, yeah, you want to hold it? You want to hold my squirrel? And I said, oh I will crush your squirrel skull. I said I was like where'd you get a squirchie? Where'd you get the squirrel? He goes to my sisters. I said I said I said brother you got that from outside You found that motherfucker on its tree and you took him you gave the squirrel hair on Now he thinks you're God and you if you think I'm kidding. I sent you a video You have video proof of the squirrel of the guy peer pressure in me That touch his squirrel you are happy. We're gonna play this right now Tell me when you sit start. I hit start right now. Oh You're definitely on a fake phone call grab a mic grab a mic Yeah, I was okay. So if you see in the video, I was not like it's a big guy Bro, you touch his back and he literally springboards back to his owners That's not his owner cam. He was kidnapped. That's not he was saying that squirrel didn't want to be in JC penny No, I'm not gonna lie. That guy looks like he owns a squirrel. Let's keep it. Let's keep a beam Let's keep it a beam. Also that wasn't a phone call. Okay. Yeah, so there's two parts to this care There's two parts that that was not a phone call So as he said when we're in public specifically the mall people do approach often. Yes, his go-to is usually phone activity Yes, they'll look down at his phone and he kind of just starts navigating I'll be like hey, let's go left here. Let's go. I keep a keep a swivel, right? This time he's talking Yeah, so and and he's just kind of rambling kind of like softly like mumbling into the phone Just yeah, and I was thinking All of a sudden how the weird thing was it. Yeah, that was the weird thing. There was no breath in between. He was just kind of like Just no like there's no interaction and I'm thinking my god. He's giving a speech on the phone right now He's and I literally look up at one point. I go you on the phone with he goes We pause for just a second when he thinks we're in the clear and he goes to pull the phone away and he goes Hey, miss anubis good to hear from you. This guy was talking to Chat GPT for five minutes while we were walking through them all got for Betty talk to his friends much less anybody in the general public He's on chat GPT talking Or be arrested you are a terrible person. I did honestly. I've just had a rough day Like I don't even know like I mean I understand like unique you can't physically give me a hug But like do like maybe like like the funniest joke you can find like let it rip like why are you talking to miss anubis when you have two Human beings to sentient beings next to okay in a squirrel master you think I'm kidding about my anxiety like it's so bad I know it's whenever we're in a public space that I can tell people are like noticing me and they want to talk to me The best way I can get away from it is being on the phone because some people not everybody will respect the fact You're on the phone. I'm not gonna talk to him and it's not that I don't want to talk to y'all I don't know how to talk to you. Yeah, you're just freaking out and so I I'm like normally I'll call you but you're not available anymore I call Sarah. She's not available. Those are the only two people I can talk to all right Yes, but they will interrupt us if we're talking they will interrupt the phone calls I was like the only person I have left is miss anubis my chat GPT and he says for five minutes I was like a 25 minute. What were you saying you're literally just rambling like non-stop talking and then when she I was literally having a conversation like that's not okay, though. That's strange is Like that's so different, bro. You understand that like that's so that's so insanely different I don't know how to interact in public. I don't know what to do train learn Dude you didn't we need to okay. Let's train train. How do I train for for talking in public? You literally bump a shoulder with the person you go, oh, I'm so sorry and then you start talking okay, okay? So we're walking through the malls. Are you a fan? No regular guy, okay regular person ready Oh, oh, yeah, man, sorry. Hey, you yeah What is this the no book? Oh, man. Hey, hey, you oh, oh, we're on another guy. I'm just a grown man. Hey, you The hell let's go. Oh, sorry, man. Try again. Hey, you get them leaving. Uh-huh. If you say hey, you I'm leaving Yeah, all right. Let's go. Okay, we're walking Oh, sorry about that. Is that an oopsie? Yeah, oopsie. Oh, no, it's all good. They don't worry me Yeah, my fault. I think you dropped your I think you dropped your wallet, bro. Oh, sorry (audience laughing) (laughter) (laughter) - Oh. (laughter) - Okay, all right, all right, all right. Okay, how do you, uh, - Okay. You need, no, no, no, no. - Shut your mouth and listen. - Yeah. - I am your friend, I am your brother. I am Cameron, right? - Yes. - I'm here with you in the flesh. - Yes. - You can talk to me. - Uh-huh. - So for this-- - You'll get what you do to that-- - I contact so different. - Right. - The sake of the activity, right? I am going to be someone else. - Yes, yes, yes. - But you know, this is pretend. So you should be able to give me decent effort, right? - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, we're going to bump. And if you say, "Hey you, whoopsie," or I got to talk to my AI Claude agent, then you'll lose. - Yeah, I feel like my hands are losing, like, feeling-- - Here we go. - Here we go. - Uh-huh. - Walking, walking, walking, just let it flow. Think of it like basketball. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - One double after the other. - Yep. - Ready? - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Watch. - Walking. - Ready and-- - Mm-hmm. - Oh. - Oh, my fault, man. - No, that's all good. - Yeah, I think you actually dropped your wallet, bro. - Thanks. - It's my fault, man. - Do you go-- - Bro, do you go to the store often, by the way? - Which one? - This one right here. It's called, uh, dick sporting goods. - Yeah, I love it. - You love it. - Really? - Is it good, though? I was trying to find a jersey from my little boy and then I know they have the fan shop down there, but someone told me that Dix has, like, good prices. - Yeah. - They do. - They do? - Yeah. - Okay. - Mm-hmm. - All right, bro. - How old's your kid? - Oh, dude, thanks for asking. Dude, he's honestly hilarious. He's like 14 months right now. - You can talk yet? - He's 14 months old. No, he's not really talking that good. You know, like, like, toddler baby. - Yeah. - I think they go just over one year of life. - Yeah. - Sorry, that was a bit rude, man. I've had a stress day, dude. My boss is an. - Yeah. - We all have one day and they all stink. - Bosses are. - It's been. - Opinions are like. - We all have one and they all stink. - Okay, man. Hey, are you all right, man? I just feel like maybe God sent me to the mall day to bump into your shoulder. Can I pray for you? You all right? - God needs to send me into a truck. - Hey, don't say that, man. - Yeah, don't say that either. - Yeah, don't say that. - Dude, get down inside. - Yeah. - What are you doing? - Where's your son? - (screaming) - He's at home with his mom. Do you need water? - I go, hey, man, you're sweating a lot. Are you okay? - Seriously, I'm trying to help you, man. I mean, if you want to go about your day, call. (clapping) Dude, bitch. - Oh. - Oh, my God. - I don't need a truck, bro. - Yeah, they do. Good prices. You could have prices. - Yeah, how's your son? How's your son? - You dude? Where is he? - And I don't know where to look and eat your kid. Where is he? - I don't know where to look whenever I'm talking to people, like new people. Like, I just have to look around and like, I'll be like, like, you know what I mean? It's so-- - It bless your heart because the unfa-- - What's in heart about that? What the hell was that breath? - I just said, "Oh, what is this?" - What is so exhaustive? (laughing) - Damn. Relax. - I can't. - That's a minted problem. - Take a breath or no. - That's like, okay, you didn't breathe, man. Just take a breath. One breath. - You, you, you, dude. - Dude, breathe. - Seriously. You're thinking like it's like something I can just fix and think about and calm down and get drunk. - No. - You wouldn't talk to somebody with what's it called when you can't read letters? - What? - When it's scrambled letters? - Dislexia. - Dislexia. You wouldn't be like, you wouldn't go to a dyslexic person and just be like, "Hey, read Harry Potter." Right? - I wouldn't go to any human being ever and say, "Hey, just read Harry Potter." And how am I gonna know they're dyslexic? Unless I tell you, you don't speak in optics. Is dyslexia only for reading? What do you mean, as opposed to an auditory version? Is there audible dyslexia? - There has to be, dude. The way my wife responds to questions I ask, there has to be. I'm like, there's no way you think I just said that. - Yeah, I'll be like, "Hey babe, where's the water?" She's like, "No, next Tuesday, 11 o'clock." I'm like, "What the hell?" I'm like, I said, "Where's your water?" She said, "Oh, no, that's tomorrow night's dinner." I'm like, I don't know what's happening. I feel like I'm being pranked. - There might be, isn't, 'cause we won't ever know. - Dude, let's look it up. - Let's look it up. - Look that up real quick. Is there an auditory version of dyslexia where people are just hearing in the words become scrambled? Oh my God, you might have that too. Oh my God, hearing dyslexia, it's her lexia. - Oh, it's her lexia. - While there's no official condition called auditory dyslexia, people sometimes use that phrase informally. Typically, they might be referring to auditory processing disorder. In my case, the ears work fine, but the brain has trouble decoding the sounds, especially speech. - Oh, well, there we go. Maybe that's what it is. - You might have APD, not to be in sense. - I don't want to say, and why are you saying me? - No, sometimes you hit that too. - No, you take my sense of care for what you say as APD, that's not it. - That's true, too. - Also police department. - Quick sidebar shit, your girl, she sounds all right. Let's just say that, let's put that out there. - No, I think we have like a, we definitely have like a, - Let's put that out there. - We have a thing with you. - I don't know if this is, 'cause it's not a real episode. This is an intervention. - Okay, that's fine, let's go ahead. - Well, drop the curtain, ooh, sharp thanks. - That is an attractive voice. Let's just keep a, let's call Spade a Spade. - Okay, do you think people have attractive voices? - Absolutely. - What makes an attractive voice for a woman? - So for me, with my wife, do this so lame. - No, but I'm saying like, I'm taking, I'm taking me out, I mean, I'm not taking me out of my marriage, I love my marriage, but I'm saying, it's like, - Are you okay? - You sound like you're scared. - No, I can't, no, it's okay, no, I'm fine. - I love Olivia, no, I was gonna say something that sounded crazy. But, like I would think I don't have an attractive voice, like two women. - People think if someone, - No, you don't sound good. - Yeah, exactly, like love is blind. And I think when you try to sound good, it's like decent, but you can tell the force behind it. - No, you can't tell. - Oh, you can tell. - No, no, no. - From your brother's side, you can tell. The females, it might be like some weird wicked voodoo. They might be, oh wow, he's so like, he's like kind of, kind of hard and dirty, but like he doesn't really give a fuck. - No, can you talk about, 'cause you and Robbie and everybody have talked about, whenever I used to hit on girls, I had a certain face and a voice. - Oh, oh, yes. - Okay, but you say I had that, but I still don't know what you're talking about. There's one word that describes if you truly don't believe you had a voice and a face, and that word is lie. - I did not lie if you don't think you had a voice and face. - I did not have a voice and a face. What was my voice and a face when I was hitting on girls? - You're on a FaceTime, right? - Okay. - First off, God knows it was through FaceTime, not just nose to nose, nose to nose. It just took off. So FaceTime, first off. Oh, wow, wow, this is a jog down memory lane. First off, never ever, is it an answer like that? - Okay. - And it's always like this. - All right, so it was like a upward light thing and you were literally going this. - No, no, no, no. - Get the fuck out of here. - You wanna lick lipping? - Oh my God, when you get off the phone, oh, she has to go study. Oh, you have to go put up shots. Whatever it is. Get off the phone. You would swipe up, swipe right to Snapchat. You would hit Snapchat and it'd be this right here. - I've never made that face a day in my life. - Oh, my days. - I don't even know how to make that face. What, go ahead, what is it? - Oh my God. - The deal closer was right here though. - What was it? - Every single time. - You being that smooth bag of talking, yeah, that's cool. - Yeah, man. - Right here. It's the open mouth top teeth showing in the gaze. - Yeah. - What the fuck? - I never made that face. - I was like, your bottom teeth disappear. He was like, he's like, yes, bro. - Yes, bro. - Yes, bro. - She would start talking and you would close and seal the deal with the-- - Yeah, you lose it. - What a face is that? - And then, oh my God. - What face is that? - Oh my God, and then my face is completely gone, but I'm a whisper that last sweet nothing into the thing. - Like, yeah, I'll miss you, I'll call you later. - All right. - Hey, it worked. I go, it worked, clearly. I go, you knew something I didn't. I was like, you wanna see my Yigio collection? Or, I mean, if you don't mind, I'd really like to play Black Ops for like four hours with my friends first. I was like, then I could guess I'll take you to Chili's. - Oh man. I don't think I ever did that. - Oh, you did. - Dear friends, I've been working hard for about two or three years. I've been working hard on Shopify for a couple of years. If you ever know when you hear this I I have a question for you afterwards, but let me just tell you this first, the world's dirtiest man. This is a real, real living man that he's dead now, but a real man that existed, documentation. A moohaji, okay, that's his name. A man who actually existed, I'm not gonna say in his country, right? So he went 60, seven years. Oh my God. They said, "You speak about him, you will perish!" Police investigation in a Dallas College campus. Yeah, not totally sure what that was, but we hope everyone's okay, and we're gonna keep 'em rolling. We're gonna keep on going, see if we need to do anything. Yeah, so back to learning you some. We're gonna talk about the world's dirtiest man. Okay, what makes him the dirtiest man? You wait. You wait to see what I'm about to say. Okay, this man, a moohaji, he went. 67 years without bathing. And that, my friend, is the scratch on the surface of what this man did. Really? Ready for stats? Okay, 67 years without bathing. So how old did he live to? 94. So 67 minus 94, like what, age 40, he stopped bathing? Oh, no, that'd be 107. That'd be 107, 40 plus 67. Oh, so like age 30, he stopped bathing? Real lesbian. If it's 27. So my age, if I stop bathing right now, you can live to 94. Wow, I don't want that. Oh, oh, if you didn't bathe for a month, I'd probably significantly decrease our friendship. Oh, I didn't bathe for two days. I went to the gym and cleared it out. Oh, no, when I get the sniffs of my own like soiled scrotum, it literally makes me mad at myself. Makes me ill. It makes me angry. Yeah, like I talked about it. I get like a little bit of Bruce Banner starting to like, yeah, I love, I was made of the darkness. That's Bane. I was born in the darkness. Okay, so I moved on to 67 years without bathing. He apparently ate rotten corpses. No, Cameron. Okay. He drank muddy water. No, Cameron. He ate mostly leftover and thrown away garbage food and the cherry on top. Yeah. He smoked cigarettes using animal dung. This man took a pipe, grab poop from a sheep and went, and now the best part about this man. So he, in his, I don't know if there's a village city, whatever. It got so bad, you know, almost seven decades of not bathing. It got so bad that people captured him and they forced him to bathe and guess what? Hold on, hold on. Being captured. You imagine you smell like so bad. You're the stupidest, you're the stupidest. You have to grab you and bathe you. No, oh, best part, two months after the bath died. Oh, the probably like the fumes and all the perfumes. He was smoking animal piss and poop for so long. Oh, man. And on the dead, that he actually cleaned himself, hit a little dawn bath soap. Yeah, dead. Wait, so he was, was he, now I gotta know why he was doing this. I do, dude, that's the, like I want to be record. What are you doing? Because I want to be sensitive to the man. Right, I do. Because if he didn't have access to certain things, right? And he was just like, maybe as a homeless guy, didn't have money, and he was like, that's just the way he was living. Then that makes me feel for him. Like, okay, instead of the city picking him up and dawn him into an epsom salt bath. What are you doing? It's laughter oil. Maybe we should have put some, I'm just gonna get him a turkey dinner. Go find me for my man. A little protein, you know what I'm saying? So, I need you to find out, instead of sheep poop, maybe when I got smoked something better. But that's what I'm saying. I need you to find that out before I commentate on him because that's a tricky situation. If he was less fortunate, like if he could not do that and everybody was just picking on him and like, you know, my man's dirty. I do that. Look up, I'm Muhaji, AMOU, H-A-J. A lot of lookups here, but yeah. If he would, now if he was homeless, now that's what I'm saying. That is something else. But my question to you, after learning about the world's dirtyest man is genuinely. Okay, first off, you name the price. You name the price. What do you want the price to be? For your price, just say it. Like, how long to do what? To go without bathing. How much do I have to pay to go without bathing? Yeah. But I'm talking for my life. No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna give you different increments. You're gonna tell me how much it would cost. Okay, reset the question. Okay. I'm gonna give you different increments of time without bathing. And I want you to tell me how much it would cost. Okay. Okay, first one simple, one week. You gotta go one week. $5,000. You go, honestly, just like mental freedom. Yeah. Honestly, a week off. You go no stress. Yeah, I'm gonna take that. $9,000, yeah. Now we're up in the anus. Yeah. Six months. Six months without bathing. Half a year without a singular. Now you're not, you're not over here smoking animal feces. Yeah. You're not to do that. It's a daily life. You just cannot get a shower. Yeah. You cannot take a bath. For six months. Oh. What's your price tag? Blink check in front of you. Probably about $2 million. $2 million. $2 million. $2 million. If I feel, when I get to month three, I might have to up that to about $5 million. Oh, you don't get to up it though. You don't get to up it though. Oh, I can negotiate. If I smell like that, I'll be like either. You bump it up or I'm putting this on your nose. I'm putting, I'm literally rubbing this on your face. And God knows where you're gonna get. Yeah. Okay. Next one. We're gonna up it significantly. Three consecutive years. Over a thousand days without a singular bath of shower. Three years I need about $15 million. Okay. I need money to get away from everybody. And I can live a life away from everybody with my means. And I don't need a function in society. If I have $50 million, I can take that, live somewhere far away on my own stench. You know what I mean? I don't affect anybody around me. That's the only way. You know, I don't feel like you would do it for any amount of money. Okay. Oh, this is probably the one, if not one of few times, that you're being a humble princess. No, because I'm talking about your actual life, though, because you have a kid, you have a wife. So they are instantly involved in your stench. Oh. You know what I'm saying? Oh, live wouldn't go for past anymore than four days. Oh my God. She'd be like, get out of the house. I'm like, this is my house. She'd be like, get out. Yeah. I'd have to, I'd have to bathe. Okay. You are. Exactly. I'm saying it. So I don't think you would be able to do it. In your honest life. You know, my frugality, and you know, if someone said a check for $15 million, I don't care about live right now. I don't care about you. But I don't think that's true. I think you're podding right now. And a genuine, in a genuine state, I don't think if somebody gave you $15 million, you'd still do it because of your kids and your wife. Paying my kids, my son is 14 months old. My other son is yet to touch oxygen. Yeah. He's not here. Right? Three years? Remember stinky dad. They're not gonna remember stinky papa, but they will remember, we'll take the pours today. Let's just go stay in the floor to house for the week $15 million, Peyton, $15 million for a thousand years. I think that sounds good in theory, bro. Peyton, I know you're downgrading my determination. Okay. What about what would you do with live? I literally would. What would you do with live? Now that'd be a conversation. Yeah. But guess what? No, because that is the conversation. You're giving me something without her in it. That's your life. You have to genuinely, okay. Answer this. 15. Okay, let's stay this first. If we both got checks right now for $15 million, yeah, let's suck it. Dry. No. Not suck it. Now what do we have to do for it? If you got $15 million and I got $15 million, what are we doing? We're cool, right? Yeah. We're good too. I feel like I never hear from you again. Exactly. So 15. So I look at my wife in the eyes. I go, I'm 28. You mean to tell me, I gotta be the dirt. You go rough 28. It's cheese 20. Yeah. 28 at 31 years old. Yeah. We're done. Yeah. And all I have to do is not bathe. Okay? Maybe I don't exercise as hard and as often. Well, it's gonna get big and smelly. But maybe I eat good still. Maybe I'd, hey, I'm gonna live upstairs for three years, right? You can stay downstairs with the kids. I'll help with the kids. Probably not gonna get too much tiger time with me, right? I think they're disgusting. I think in a realistic world, it's impossible for you, bro. I think it's impossible for most people. But if there's actually $15 million cash, untaxed in front of me. Like a, say it's like a, a, a, a, a, a Mr. Beast video. Yeah. Yeah. Where you're literally looking at it. Yeah. Bro, I'm not bathing. Fit, I'm done. Three years. I'm fine with that. I'll do three years if I'm sad enough. Like I, like, like that's not even a question for me. Like you don't have to convince me, bro. I think I could go 15. Now the final question. Yeah. For the rest of your life. It was the price tag that it would take for you to never base for us your life. A billion dollars. I'd have to be a billionaire. Why is he a humble queen today? A billion dollars? It's not humble. A billion dollars. I don't have, I don't have to worry about anything. My lineage doesn't have to worry about anything. I, I literally said 200 billion bare minimum. You're insane. See, that's not realistic. That's not true. If somebody offered you a billion dollars, you would take that to not be the person of your life. You would take that. I, I, I think that's a harder take than the three years for 15 million. Okay. A billion dollar. The rest of my one in life. A billion dollars. Okay. Who cares? I can't do anything. I can't, I can't. Yes, you can. You're a billionaire. You can do whatever you want. That's not true. Yes. You start up your own village. You can start up your own community. If I have a village of bacteria on my shoulder. I can't go to UFC 412. Who says you can't? I'm like, oh, go. People start dropping my facts. You can buy it. You can buy a piece of UFC and own it. So you can do whatever you want. That's not enough. But first off. Okay. When does the billion get paid out? Immediately. It's liquid. Immediately. - Immediately. - It's liquid. - Immediately. - To direct deposit. - Oh, if it's immediate, yeah, I'm never been. - Exactly, I'm doing it again. - I thought it was like, we gotta hit 15 years or something. And then, oh, no. - Oh my God, no. Dude, we brought this up on a live stream. Or somebody brought it up on a live stream where we're talking about it. And we've been meaning to talk about it for a while. It's the hands and feet thing. But I don't remember what it was. I don't want to take credit for it 'cause somebody in the Tick-Tock comment section. - We were on Tick-Tock live. And someone simply slid through, dropped a wooddrather, and it sparked instant controversy between us. - I really don't remember it, so say it was, would you rather have hands as feet or feet as hands? So basically, you either have four hands or four feet. - Yeah. - Now. - Oh, it's easy. - He claims it's easy. And I take a different approach. - Your answer? - I would rather have four hands. - Now, that sounds smart. That sounds very obvious. - That is the obvious choice. - I would rather have four feet. - Why? - Because when it comes to survival. - Oh my God, dude. - You're so annoying. - I am out running you. - Kim, you live in a wealthy neighborhood. What survival? Like, you don't survive for anything. - If an ENP goes off and we go back to baseline humanity, I'm out running you. - See, I hate that. - I'm the unrealistic bird. - Get into the worm first. - Stop it, keep it realistic. I'm talking, we're talking, it's real life. You don't have to survive for anything. You don't hunt, you don't gather. You get your groceries delivered to your front door. - Yes. - What are you talking about? - Exactly, but you never know. - Stop it though, you don't know, I'm talking about real life. - Okay, I don't need four hands, it'd be cool. But four feet, you would be more efficient. Your real life efficiency goes down if you have four feet. If you replace your hands with your feet, your efficiency gets cut in half. - I don't think so. - What? - I don't think so. I think I very quickly adapt. - Kim, listen to me. - Like a chimpanzee. - You careful. - No, I'm not saying they can write-- - They basically have four hands. If you had four hands, you'd literally just have four iPhones in it. If you sit around like this, I didn't really like this. - Oh, wow, that's a moonshot. - I'd be in a legendary dude's girl. - He's like, oh, what's the score? What are we getting for dinner? What are they saying? - Oh, the comments, he's like. - Okay, but imagine, that's two more things I can grab. That's two more things I can do. Like, I can still walk on my hands. You can't grab things with your feet. - Yes, you can. - You've never grabbed a pencil with your feet. - What? - No, I've never grabbed anything with my feet. - There's people, and God bless their soul, and I love that they do that, and they strive. There's people that don't have a singular hand. - Right, and that's disability. - And they set records in video games. - That's not you, where you all be able to do that. - So you just think I just don't possess the ability to do that. - You're the most regular person I know. - No, is that hurtful or is that nice? That's a little both, baseline. - But you think, if I woke up tomorrow and these were feet, that I just immediately become a vegetable, and I just go, okay, do something right now without your thumbs. Without my thumbs. - Yeah. See how hard that was? See how much harder that was? - See how much it would take a while. - Exactly, but my life does not take a single hiccup. If you take away my feet right now, put your hands right there. - I think you become, believe it or not, I think you become more sedentary without your feet. - If you get forehand, you're gonna be like, "Oh, dude, I can do anything. "I can sit here and drink my espresso while I scroll through here, "while I smoke a stove with that foot while I read with that foot." And you're gonna be so caught up in, "Oh, I can do so much, I can do so much." You're just gonna sit there. - The only thing that would happen is I-- - I'm gonna have four feet, I gotta be free. I gotta go running the wild. - You won't be able to do it, you can't hold your son. You can't do anything, you'd squish him, like you'd be like this. - Do I need to go back? There's people that have records with nothing. That's the most elite, elite of people. You are the most mediocre, the person ever. - Mediatric, what's wrong with her? - I would not know. - Mediocre, mediocre. - I would adapt. - No, you don't, you're gonna adapt to anything in real life now. - This is the same thing. - No, you don't, look at your hair. - I need a haircut, I know, I know, I know. If these just became feet, right? Just like this. - Yes, no thumbs. - Cam Kennedy dies with no thumbs. - No, I don't. - You don't do anything with no thumbs. - Right? Oh, hello, yes. - Yes, I need a double pedicure. - Yes, stat. - Right there, boom. I can still, you're insane. - My life gets 10 times better if I lose my feet and they would pay my hand. - I think you become the people in Wally. I think you become so self-sufficient on your quadruple hands and you don't do shit with them inside. - I'm efficient as hell. - You're just right here. - Oh, dude, I have the best metrics. Oh my God, I'm running four platforms at once. I'm my own quad by, I'm my own age and I am Mr. Neubis. And then 10 years ago by and you go, dude, I'm at the house. And I'm sitting there running like a (beep) Clydesdale. Oh my God, dude. - Oh my God. - You don't become a new person. - Imagine my biceps over the size of my (beep) quads. - Oh, get out of this. - Cam, you have the most access to everything. Right now, you have unlimited resources and reach great appendages, great everything. You don't use them right now. So if you hinder that right now, what do you, you don't, you barely, you don't run on two feet. You're gonna start running once you get four and you're bent over like this. - Yeah, I'd be like a cheetah. Yes. - Oh, like, do it right now. - Going for it. - Go through the fourth camera. - Dude, we got a lot of nails on the ground. - Oh, that's fine. Move the chairs. I want you to, I want you to run like you have four feet. - Okay, first off, for clarification. You, imagine getting on a handstand right now. Probably hurt, right? Wouldn't feel too good, right? - Sure. - I have shoes on. - It's not gonna be completely the same because it's gonna be your legs powering them. But it's still gonna hurt. This is tender compared to a foot. - Then why do you wear shoes? - To protect your feet. - Exactly. - You're gonna wear hand shoes? - Gloves. - The hand, you're wearing gloves. - Yes. - You're gonna wear gardening gloves. - No construction gloves. - Okay, you cannot do a handstand, but I can do this if I had four feet. - Yeah. - I'm waiting like this. - Whoa, no. - And I would get done, bro. - There's that version or there's the two and two. - Yeah. - So you have the classic gallop, which I just presented the gallop, but you also have the two and two. Little more skillful, like an advanced technician. - Show me what's the two and two. - That's two and two. - Kim, your head is so big. If it's at that angle for too long, you're gonna pass out. - Okay, but you have to understand my spine. I'd have like a nut, like a holistic spinal fusion. I wouldn't stay like this. I would become, I'd become very proper. I'd good form. I'd become like that. - Kim, your wife would leave you and your kids would disown you. - No, they wouldn't. - Can't, I would. - I'd do, I'd have to fuck she to dad. But my father's a lion. - You would be slow. - No, you know how, K-Rob got the little caps, the meat on his feet, yeah, yeah. - What do you think it happened to me, buddy? I would adapt. - I would adapt you up. You don't want to touch your hands. - I thought it'd talk to myself. - Just who, just, oh my God, I have a size 13, 14 on my head. Oh, I'm joining Power Slap. Oh my God, I'm the greatest Power Slaper of all time. Oh my God. I don't know, bro, I'm just saying that came up on a live stream and we were meaning to talk about like three weeks ago. That's insane. - You're still like, you're insane, bro. You just don't, but you're just so, all the time, you're all the time, you're so out of the box. And this is the one time you're like, "Dude, you're in." - No, I'm just realistic. - I'm realistic is you go into the sink, bro. If we're going back to Primal Ancient Greek, I would run the Empire. Like, bro, it's not like we're in 2026. - First off, I also think I'd get way more publicity. - Publicity? - Yeah, I'd get way more sponsors, way more deals than you. - Kim, you don't post now, you have hands. If you have feet, you couldn't hit the post, but. - I'm not talking about posts, I'm talking about dude. There's a guy that has four hands, and they'd be like, "Oh, that's kind of cool." Like, what are we gonna see? - He's just chilling. - Oh, yeah, you guys have four feet? - Yeah, well, let's go do 'em. - Let's call 'em octo, man. - Yeah, let's put 'em in the circus ole in Vegas. You live in Vegas for the rest of your life. - And what's the problem? I get my nightly paycheck, I go over, put it all on black, hit it, and boom, I'm chilling. I mean, my four feet are gonna have blincies on now. - You get to buy gloves, I get to buy shoes. - Yeah, that's fine. - There's levels in this. - Yeah, I'd be more efficient as a person. - You should know podcast. - Efficiency, that just sparked this thing that I absolutely am bringing up today. And if this is not the end all be all, have you heard of Artemis II? Do you know what that is? You've never heard of Artemis II? - Or one. - Artemis II is the prequel is the Space Moon Exploration Convoy that's going out. - Can you use less words, we need to speak to me? - Rocket, go, earthy, moon, again. - We're going to the moon? - Currently. - Wait. - Break this down to me. - Okay, so we sent a rocket with astronauts to the moon. - Really? - Couple days ago actually. - New astronauts. - New astronauts. - I didn't think we saw that astronauts. I thought NASA program got shut down. I thought we stopped funding it. We have astronauts. - Really? - NASA's been around. Maybe it's not getting certain private sector funding. They got more of like a collective bargaining. - So weren't the, we're going to the moon? - Big astric though, big astric, right? - In the year of 2026, okay? We're going to the moon, and we're just driving by it. We're just driving by it. - So look, look the little moon, take a couple pictures and head on back. We're not even stopping on the moon, but we're sending a rocket with human souls. - Yeah. - Guess what, this is the best part. We're not going to say the moon's here, say we're here. We're not going like this. Hey moon, and then turn it back around. We're completely going around it and coming back home. Now, wait, we're window shopping the moon. - We're window shopping the moon. - Why are we landing? 'Cause we've never done it before. - There is absolutely, if this does not solidify the fact that we have never been to the moon. I don't know what else does. Because it's been 60 years. We have cars that drive themselves. We almost have what we do have quantum computing. But we landed on the moon, played nine rounds of putt putt. Stuck a flag, grabbed some moon rocks, took a couple of flicks, and then launched back off that back when there wasn't even a cell phone. And now we have fully autonomous cars. AI that knows everything. - We're robots, we have robots. We have everything. - Oh my god, we have an update. - We gotta take cover. - No act of threat to the public. Police have cleared the area. Roads are reopening. - Woo-hoo! - Okay, we have essentially everything your mind can imagine. And it's been 60 something years. And we are not landing on it. Ask yourself why. - I'm telling you right now, we've never been on the moon. - We've never been on the moon. And for anyone that thinks we have God bless you, I call it naive, you can call it what you want. - No, I know that the internet views me as a stupid person, right? - There's something happening. (laughing) - This sounds sad. - Yeah. - Oh god, get a gun, get a grizzly. (burping) - Oh, we've never been on the moon. I know it was for the space race, right? - Yes. - 'Cause who was it, Japan? - No. - Russia. - It was Russia, they got there, right? Or they were trying to get there. But we were like, oh no, no, we have green screens. - Yeah, we just said, let's just go out to desert Nevada. - Right, so my whole thing is, if we've gone to the moon, we would have gone back by now, right? - Right. - Russia. - And so now this does solidify it, because if we have the technology to go back now, we would land on that thing and say, what's changed? Since 1943 when we went with Bill Nye, or whoever in the monkeys. - No Bill Nye, possible monkey is not true on that one, and not 43. - Okay, well whatever happened. - Close enough, yeah. We would go back into a vent diagram what's different, what's the same? - Compare and contrast, what's in that middle ground? - Exactly. - Is there something that they always hung their hat on? Oh, there's no reason to go back. It's not profitable. - How do we know? - It's not profitable. What does that mean? Then why the fuck are we driving to just drive by it? What's the profit in that? - Yeah, what it sounds like blowing money. - Is there something that said that they're looking for specifically? - They're just going to take a couple of flicks, and that's the best part. We are sending human lives to space. First off, they went around the earth two times. They catch that speed and they get the whole velocity, vortex, gravitational pull slingshot. - So how long have we been in space? - They hold the whole trip like 10 days. - So they're already there. - They've gone around the world twice. - On their way back. - Doesn't that take a year? - No. - That's a three takes three and a six and five to circle. - No, that's us around the sun. That's us around the sun. - How long does it take for the moon to get around the earth? Did you really, did you like, not pay attention, but did you ever, did you ever go to a science class? - Yeah. - Like literally one of them, one of them. - Yeah. And you don't know that the moon cycle is what are months, like that's the moon space on the moon. It's not based on the moon. - I'm not no troll on everything. I did not know that the month had anything to do with the moon. So I thought the moon had to do with the waves and this. - I'm not trolling. - You don't know presents, you don't know the halfway. - Yes, waxing, waxing, whining, whining. - So you did, you were there. - I knew those. Yeah, but I thought that was just a shadow from the sun. It takes 30 days to go through its process. - Did you know that? - I thought it was random. - We're going here 365. The moon is following us going like this every 30. - Didn't know that. - I didn't know, I thought it was random. I thought it was like, oh, we were gonna, 'cause I thought that's why it was like special. You get to look outside every day and be like, oh, the bitch is red today. Like I thought that's why it was special. Oh, we got a new moon, werewolves are coming out and I thought it was the spot. If we knew when the werewolves are coming out, what's the big hoopla, I put up a cage. - Big cage, let's get 'em all. It's one of the little flannels. - Exactly. - So I'll pick it to 'em. - No, but the fact, the cherry on top, like I said, they're using an old Nikon from 2016. They're using an outdated, smaller camera. No, we're near, like, no, we're near of industry leading and this isn't like some, you go buy it best by, I'm talking like, like incredible, better than the naked eye camera. They go, oh, no. We already spent some billions to get 'em up there. Maybe trillions, let's just, just throw 'em like a little Nikon, huh? Just, hey, matter of fact, send 'em with their iPhone. Let's just send 'em with their iPhone, take a couple of pics to the moon. - Wait, so why do we have people going, if you answer it for me? Why do we? - It's this whole thing, it makes no sense. - I'm trying to understand why do we have people going, if the machine's gonna take the picture itself. - What? - Isn't the rocket gonna take the pictures? Who are you? - And what are you listening to? - Wait, wait, no, no, 'cause that doesn't make sense 'cause we have in the space right now that's taking pictures. We have satellite. - Satellites taking pictures. Why don't we just send up another satellite to take the picture? Why are we sending humans? So you're saying there's a person that's like, - The satellites don't go to the moon. The satellites stay in our orbit. - They stay near the Earth. - Isn't the moon in our orbit? - If the moon is orbiting around the Earth. - The moon is in our gravitational pull. - Oh, there's a lot of sun. - About 200,000 kilometers away. The satellite's on America. - I don't do kilometers. - How many miles is that? - The set, a lot of miles. Let's call it that, a lot of miles. - Wait, how many miles do we have here? - I'm gonna understand. - Okay, shut the fuck up, shut up. So we have satellites that are far further than the spaceship or closer than the spaceship. - Holy shit. - I mean, this is not a wicked. - Further closer, how far is the satellite? Further closer. - Significantly closer. - Okay. - The satellite, it's a, it's a, - How do we have pictures of galaxies, miles and miles away, far, far away? Because we got these big telescopes. We got these really cool cameras. And 'cause it's a bunch of, so wait, we could have a telescope in a camera that can take pictures of galaxies far away. But we need people to go to the moon and take pictures. - Thank you. - It doesn't make sense. So we just got to know the outside like this. Like, you know what, you know what I mean? Like, he goes, "Oh, there we are!" He's like, "We got it, yep, man." - Hey, hey, hey, none really there. - He goes, "That's good." I don't know, is that's what we're doing? That doesn't make sense. - And they go, they go, "You're sent mission complete. There's a hundred people." - That doesn't make sense. - No, it's stupid. And I don't understand it. - It's all a facade, it's all fake. - I know what we're doing. Talk to me. We're putting some shit out there. We're dropping some off and getting rid of them old files. We're getting, ooh, yeah. They're dropping the files off. - They said, once we hit that back side of the moon, go ahead and open that old shoe. - Oh, maybe they got a send. - Oh boy, his rations for the year, 'cause maybe they put them out there and they're sending him his commons, commonsary. - Commonsary. - Commonsary. - They're sending them honey buns. - Honey buns and hot cheels. - Yeah, feeties. - He's like a nudie at a nudie magazine. - Yeah. - Oh, 'cause you imagine spanking it on moon. - Oh, dude, I'd be the best. - Oh my god, I'm probably one of them. - Oh my god, a moon. - A moon. - A moon. - Oh, yeah. - He's like, he's like, oh, oh, dude. - And then all of a sudden, you just see Pierce coming, he's like, oh. - Oh. - He's not here anymore, he's here. - He doesn't work anymore. - Oh. - It's CJ's. It's CJ's with exploding. - Oh my god. - I'm his glue blew up. - CJ has to leave a crater. - You put a dynamite in Elmer's glue. - Oh, yeah. - Oh yeah. - He doesn't have so much force in the gravity 'cause it's low, he'd go, he shoots into the crust, into the like, he's like, breaks into the moon. - And then Pierce is so hungry, he takes off his helmet. He immediately turns into like a cold chrysalis like, and then it's like this, he's like this. Look, he's like. And then even though even though he's 100% dead, he's crystallized, he goes like this. Oh, that would have to feel great, wouldn't it? - Because like, it's like the G forces? - Oh my god. - Oh, wow. - The just a vacuum of space. - Oh no. - Oh, it's like a vacuum. - Oh, no. - We forgot, we forgot. - You gotta know a vacuum. - Oh, no. - Call a bitch, who? - And it ain't come here. - We know, we forgot about something though. You gotta be in your suit. - Not if you're in the spaceship. - Oh, I was talking about, I literally was quite like, talking about like a lawn chair on the moon surface. - Oh, and you're just sitting there. - You're just kind of sitting there just. - Yeah. - Get a good little whack and then you just go, wow. - Dude, it's really hard for me to believe in space, man, it's a really, it's a really hard thing for me to, um. - I think the more I develop, the more I don't believe it. - Honestly. - No, and I was telling you on the phone earlier, I don't believe in history. - Now that, like not that it didn't happen, but a lot of it didn't happen the way that's told. Like you were telling me today. - Well, can I tell, can I backstory it? - Yeah, I don't believe in history. - So he says he doesn't believe in history, and I was like, bro, the world we live in today is wild. Like we have AI, we have, there's missiles and submarines. There's just everything. There's trains that go 300 miles an hour. And it's like, it's so crazy. It's not even think 2000 years ago, but just think 250 years ago. Like when this country was founded, like we was horse and buggy and muskets. And so he goes, yeah, don't believe in muskets really. I go, what do you mean? He goes, oh, there's always been an iPad. That's what he said to me. - Not technically. he's. - Told me, there's always been an iPad, but the common folk didn't have it. - Yes, so I believe that history is told as marketing. I really do believe it, because we found out so much about the world now how it operates and how there's elites that actually run everything and we don't know much, right? So as technology advances and as our access advances, the more we see behind the curtain, we know more behind the curtain now than we did, 20 years ago, five years ago, we know more now, right? So imagine back then when they actually controlled everything, they were writing these books. It's all what they wanted you to know and you can't tell me I'm wrong. - I'm not saying you're wrong. - Talk to me. - But there's two sides to every coin. - You're right, there is. And we're getting that one side of the coin. - Oh, we are also. We are also very much getting the other side, 'cause you gotta think it's technology advances. Oh, you can't tell me, just how you said you can't tell, I can't tell you you're wrong. You cannot say I'm wrong. - Okay, tell me how. - As it technology advances, we are learning more real stuff and we're also getting so much cannon fodder, so much more propaganda. - Everything's propaganda. - History's only been told by the winners. - No, that's fine. I'm talking about there's more fluff. - It's always been fluff. - We're getting more, no. - Back in the day, we never know what's true. - Back in the day, when you were about to go to war, everyone knew you were going to where there's not like, "Hold the fuck down, say drop cowboy Carter." Oh my god, there's a, what are you talking about? - There's more fluff. There's more fluff, something crazy. Now what day is about to happen? There's gonna be some riot, something like that. There's some pop star, just dropped this thing. Oh, there's pictures of Justin Bieber and his new, there's so much more to take away from what's actually happening. - I'm not even talking about that. You're not a whole different thing. - I'm not talking about actual, just the history. I'm talking about what he's told about that is not real. I don't know what you're talking about with the other stuff. - I was saying, 'cause you said the more we advance, the more comes out. - Yes, the more we know. - Yeah, but also the more stuff it is not like, there's more sources, and there's more things that come out, but they're not all credible. - That's what I'm saying, but nothing is completely credible. - Ever. - I think. - You can't just say, you can't say your textbook is credible. That you grew up on, you cannot say that. How can you say that? How do you know it's credible? Just because that's what was given to you. That's, you're just accepting it, because that was what was given to you, and that's formal, and that feels right. Because why would they lie to me? They've been (bleep) lying to you. - They, oh, there's been liars from the start, but I think, look who made those textbooks. I'm not gonna say it on here, look who made them. - Oh, 100% motherfucker. - Got some, yeah. - He's actually a lot happened to coming out about them. - Yes, 100%. - So why would that be credible? Why would I trust this person? - But I'm not even textbooks are like 20, 30 years ago. I'm saying, I think truth holds more weight back then than it does now. - Why? - I think it's less now because there's less people holding you accountable back then, because there's nobody that had the access to hold you accountable. - Well, I disagree with you. - Now you can say something, and you have the masses, that all these people can find, they can look up their voices or heard, nobody's voice was heard back then. - It's all this talking piece up here at the top, and then you just kind of have to follow, and you have no access to where you're gonna do, write it on a pigeon and send it off. No one cares, you can't, you can't. Those people were not questioned, 'cause their power was so much more powerful than it is now. - But yeah, you're like the top of the top of the top. I'm talking about day to day. - No, you think you're cooking with grease. I'm saying, to your point, there's also just as much lies that can be spread, misinformation that can be spread. - True. - So it's a wash. - No, I don't think so. - I think it's very much a wash. - No, no, no, no, no. - Especially now there's no, there's AI, there's deep fakes. The truth is definitely going to be a way more thin line. Now, and moving forward, then it is back in the day. - Oh no, I just don't trust what I was told about history, because it's just, it's an old Spanish trails on it. Whatever it's called. What's it called? - You love that, you know, it's Spanish trails. - To an extent. - Yeah, it is. It is. - But you should know podcasts. - Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all day comfy grip. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. - Maybe it's Mavily. - Okay, we've done this before, right? - Oh yeah, we have. - This is the first time, actually, let me not even get into what we're doing. For the second time ever in the podcast history, we got Sarah. - Sarah! - Hey, bear. - What a girl. - How you doing? - I'm good. - Black on black dress, just like your man. - Yeah, you do dress like that. - Now that's awkward 'cause I'm wearing black on black today. - And I'm not. - Yeah. - Now you know, I'm gonna retract that statement. Peyton typically wears a lot of black on black. He didn't dress like Peyton, when he wears it. - Can we address the rumors about our relationship being broken up? - Those rumors. - Oh. (laughing) - I didn't know. - Oh yeah, there's rumors that we broke up, 'cause of me on accident. So on a previous episode, like two episodes ago, I was promoting the tour. And it was like, it was the first time me explaining what the tour is about. And you know what the tour is about, like the differences in our lives, right? - Yeah. - And I was saying a disheveled dad. - That'd be me. - And I was saying a rich, I meant to say bachelor, but I said a rich, single bachelor. I said, single, and then dude, the comments. - Oh man. - Oh, great. - A floodgates open, Sarah. - But I said, single like, not married, 'cause I was talking about how he's married. And you know, on your taxes, you follow single. - You do? - Yeah. We're talking about taxes. Yeah. - It's weirdy in which weirdy brings that up. I don't think we're talking about taxes in the moment though. You know, hate to be that guy. Hate to stir the pot, but I think I'm gonna stir here. Sarah, what do you think about those comments? What do you think about those? I'm saying he's single. - I didn't see any of them, so I don't. - Oh god bless your heart. There's about 400 to 500. - And there's a lot. - It was like a Monday episode. - Yeah, yeah. It was on the YouTube that people, she's only in the Kuala Club. So you should join the Kuala Club 2 Patreon.com. 'Cause you should know podcast link is in the description. Do you feel good about being here? Do you feel happy? Are you confident or are you a little nervous? Are you scared? - Well, I didn't know this was gonna happen today. - Yes, she literally just joined me work today. Like yesterday, she was like, I'm gonna come with you to the studio and I got super excited 'cause I love when she's around. And a little as she know, oh. (grunts) (grunts) - I'm just kidding. I love that part. - Why is that grow? - Yeah, sorry we're in love, dude. That's why, I mean, it's not awful. You don't allow live here. - I go, wait 'til you're eight years into two kids. I go, you'll be like, "I think I'm just gonna go try to record some shit." (laughs) - I don't think I'm just gonna see what happens in turn of the camera and look at it. - Yeah, I'm just kidding. I love live. - But after you see, they haven't even talked to you since episode 200. - On to 12, girl. - Yeah, so 12 weeks since you've been on a mic, did you watch it back after episode 200? - It was really hard to watch. - Really? - It was hard to watch? - You, 'cause of yourself? - Yeah. - Oh god, we've all been there. We've all been there, so. - I watched it and I was like. - Did everybody in your life watch it? I was like, you were getting a lot of text. - Yeah, my sister called me crying. - What? It's just a big deal. - She called you crying? - She called me like bawling. - Why? - Because she was like, I'm so happy for you. 'Cause she hasn't met Peyton yet. She lives in California. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, it's so crazy. 'Cause I mean, we haven't physically met, but we're like, talk on the phone itself. - Yeah, we text and all that. - I mean, literally, I love her sister. I tried to do something nice for Sarah, and you know you text the sister. - I need you to get some information for me. - Yeah, I got you. - Never text me back. I mean, I was like, I mean, I can't. It was pretty much like this. I was like, yeah, of course. 100%, yeah, 100%. - That's her. - Yeah, but how have you felt about this, this newfound attention you've gotten? I mean, your Instagram, I mean, it's tripled up since episode 200. But you're not even like an internet person though. - No, I think I'm like so distracted at just, I don't know, just. - Yeah, you're just chilling. You don't even put too much thought behind it yet. - Yeah, but she's super smart with like posting and stuff. Like, I have to teach her like, I didn't even have to teach, she never even does it, but like, yeah, if you're at somewhere, don't post it while you're there, people might be there, and you know what I mean? So, but she's done really good, and she doesn't really, she doesn't read comments. She doesn't like check or quite see the end. - That's good. - She's like, she's cool about everything. It's like the perfect person to have in this kind of journey with you. - In his job, but Tor is coming up. A lot of fans are about to buy tickets, They already have bought tickets is the Sarah bear gonna be in a tin. It's the WISCA house tour Are you yes She's actually she doesn't know this but she's gonna have a five minute stand up during the show No, but she will be there um last time you came to a couple of shows on tour last year. No one knew who you are But this so you were able to move freely through the venue She she asked me the other day. I asked about if that would be the same way no, she's like do you think people are gonna know me if I go? Yes, yes, they're gonna know yeah, no I can't I'm I'm so excited to see people come up and take pictures with her and how she reacts Oh, she's gonna be like okay. Yeah, she's so nervous. Yeah, that already happened that talk off But that wasn't because they knew you were this cuz you're hot and I want to say this Oh, no, no, I want to get this off my chest. No, I am I'm tired of going places with her I am tired of play going places with Sarah price you got to pay dude. I am I am Gum on the bottom of people's shoe when it comes to her. There is so many times or we'll be out together Every time we go out people will come up to her and be like you are beautiful by the way like Are you a supermodel you are stunning? Everywhere we go. It's gotten to a point where I'll literally stop the people from saying I'd be like I'm here too What about me? They're like you are absolutely gorgeous the fit is giving oh my god You're just beautiful and your Bay is ready Bay, they're just like And so some people like we're at top golf some people came out it took pictures with me like fans of the podcast Whatever and then these like some time past and these two girls came up and they came up to me and they said hey Can we take a picture and I knew it was about to go? Yeah, yeah fun they go with her and I go oh I was like you want to picture with her and I was like you watch the podcast. They're like Podcast. Hey, what's the podcast? Yeah, wait. What's going on here? Oh, she's just five picture with her and the worst thing is when I ask how did you get her? What the fuck? Sarah, am I attractive? Yeah, oh they gotta go this now So it's just talking to like a little cousin. Yeah, they gotta go. Oh, you got to be funny. Yeah. Oh That's so painful dude. Oh my god like I mean I had it too in the beginning for sure I mean still not like lips gorgeous. I'm I mean I look rough as hell right now I mean you've headed you hit a peak like oh god your globe was great I mean you just hit rock bottom back dude Some with some of that offspring man soon. You pop one out your life. Just kind of changes. I'll get back though. Don't don't question me I wonder what I'll look like when I'm y'all's age. What the fuck does that mean? No, don't you say that you don't say that you're like like I'm old. I'm older. I just like when you're always y'all's age Oh, no, you know it's bad. We'll drop something like oh, we'll be together in the house and I'll drop something Just like regularly a drop something on the ground. I'm like I'll go pick it up. She'll go. No, no, don't pick it up And I'll go why she goes to your back She was we need to preserve it. It's already there. Yeah, so should we hold okay my old man Don't you ever call my pookie your old man? We are we are fruitful. We are young Do we so many so many good days in front of us talk to me peak? Yeah, do we see him old to you actually? No good? Okay, I think cuz I'm around y'all so much. I almost feel like I'm y'all's age Sometimes I'll remind myself my age and I'm like oh, yeah, okay. We got this sounds crazy Sounds not she's only you're what four years younger than me. Yeah. Yeah, that's not that's something crazy at all Do you she said something on the way up here and she said I can't I want to tell the fans this about you and Cam What he's that only if the fans knew this about y'all when we're driving up here So if you don't so Sarah it rarely drives up. I don't know what's about to be said Yes, Sarah rarely drives up to work with me Yeah, and Sometimes when we go to work me and you get on the phone. Yeah, what's up? She thought she was like she literally said Y'all talk a lot before your jobs where you have to talk a lot You started talking about conspiracy theories. Oh, yeah, that's the way to work. Dude. That's that's our life man Yeah, that's our life. We used to do that every day every day because we used to be when we lived at the old spot It would be like this Like as we take the same route and it like just be simultaneous We'd always be like yeah, but just talking. Yeah, I think we talked for like an hour before we have to talk for hour hours Yeah, yeah, that's good. We I told you was like kind of like it's the warm up before the actual talk We don't want to just get into the podcast called yeah, it's like when singers are Getting that throat getting that whole larynx loose. That's what we're doing. You look very pretty opening up the mind Yeah, open up the mind. Yeah, you look like a Oh, I got a couple things you look like, but I'm keeping it myself. Oh Some beef brewing between you do that's kind of what I want to get into. Oh, let's get into the beef man It's getting that Mongolian. This is the first time I've been in a happy healthy relationship. Wow, oh my god Honest to god, I went right to what's what's the place as you go to when you you get the meat and you cook it yourself What's that place you know You said beef right my mind went to Korean barbecue fans. Have you ever been genuinely genuinely have you ever been pro you get yeah Really, I don't like looking at raw meat before I eat. She has a weird raw meat thing whenever she's like like seasoning the meat before our meal Perhaps she'll put gloves on. She does not like touch from a normal. No, it's not wash your hands and make it. I do It doesn't like the feeling no, but I'm saying you put gloves on. What are you dexter hiding the evidence? You're gonna eat you're gonna put it inside of your body You think touching it's gonna mess it up wash your hands with soap and get to it Korean barbecue try it though No, but I don't I feel like why am I paying for a Korean barbecue it's kind of like it's kind of like it's kind of like a Like if you go somewhere and you like there's a s'mores dessert, but they bring you like this little fire It's like it's just an experience, but it's kind of it's not on it. No, but it's also it's also all you can eat. It's also buffet Some places so it's like yeah, you're cooking it, but they literally bring you you'll be like Can I get 20 more pieces of the season whatever comes out and you literally drop that on your thing I'm as fat as Father you though. What like looking at it raw before you know cook it No Yeah, okay, but there is something I want to do because this is the first time I've been in the healthy happy relationship ever in my life Right with somebody who loves me and cares about me so she claims he's been in good job pretending so far. Yeah, just don't go through the phone man Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even theirs meet new grippy setting mist from Mavila, New York Gel to miss technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip No tightness no stickiness no residue just plum do we hydrate it skin that still feels like your skin try new grippy setting mist from Mavila, New York So what I want to do we've done this with you and live in me, but now I have somebody to do it I want to test who knows me better my girlfriend or my best friend. Oh, I'm coming for that That sounded crazy. I'm coming for the win. What is going on dude. I'm slipping man. I think I'm getting nervy now Do you think you know me better than Cam because you've honestly you've know me like Cam knows me as a friend like for decade Like a decade, right? But you've gotten into the deep layers. Do you feel more confident? Yeah, bull I have peeled back the brim of that onion so many times. I've seen it from the back. Oh man I'm here. Let's give you peeled it back. I peeled the back soft in the back. You know, it's good. Oh, I think there's there. I always he if we're being honest I said oh godly. I am absolutely confident that I know you better. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait. Lay out the rules though Is it just first answer is it has a hand and then you go? What is it? How do we do it with live? We did like first answer I don't remember for auditory sake. Do we want to do you have to hand and then you can say to where nothing's You say me talking over each other say me and then I can go to you and I'll pick who say it first. Okay. All right And then you can get it wrong. I know she can steal in the points up. Yes. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right You're going down. I'm going to look at you here. We're going to start it. We're going to start it simple What is my favorite color me cam? Okay clothing or just color color Oh my god. Do we put a timer on you? Red. Point count. Is that what you're going to say? Babe and the loser is out of my life. Oh Oh, I'm moving it. I get the new big house Okay, get it go. Okay. Okay Okay, hold on. You make me nervous. What is my go-to breakfast me Sarah now as of right now. Yeah, right now. What is it? Three tablespoons of egg whites Which is 25 calories Jerrible three table spoons that definitely going Three to you can eat that singular bite you can eat that singular you can do that. I tried adding a fourth. He knew Hey, dude, we gotta get you some help He said he said what's this he said this is more than three days. He goes oh my god. That's so much you want me to be bloated That's so that's 32 calories of egg whites You you want me to have a bad day He said you're trying to get me fat Cuz you don't know what I told you no no we're having a talk dude three table spoons of egg whites That is I want you to understand serving Payton that literally when you fry that up. I should you know that can't be bigger than that You can really go oh dude breakfast You don't have to chew it you can go and he's like this, not a nice liar for the day. - Boy, Sarah, one to one. - We're not, we're not to one to one and she had three tablespoons of egg whites. There's nothing else. - We bumped it up to where I get 100 calories now of egg whites. - Well. - So it's for like a week, it was three. - Yeah, it's more than a week as a while. - He didn't know, he didn't know. (laughing) - I was, I don't think he knew it was only 25 calories. - Three tablespoons of egg whites is the crazy, I know you were miserable and you were trying to fight it. You hated driving to work. You were like this, no, okay, it's time to go to work. (laughing) - Like there's no, there's literally zero enjoyment of that. There is, you can eat healthy and eat the good things and still enjoy them. - No. - To read, that is genuinely like, that is the crazy I've ever heard in my life. Do you understand how small a table spoon is? - Our plates next to each other, you would have thought I was like 500 pounds compared to his. - Oh dude, you go to the next question. - Okay, I'm scheduling someone to talk to. This is getting sickening. - This is weird. - Okay, next question, one, one. - Next question, oh my God, I just thought about my taxes. (laughing) - How much did I have to pay taxes? (clapping) - Oh, I can. - All right, what was my first job? - Me. - Me, what was it? - What was it? - Oh, she's gonna get it wrong. Oh, you're gonna get it wrong. - Wait, no, you gotta let her answer. - Sorry, sorry. - Was it orange theory? (laughing) - That is incorrect. My first job paid you safe and hard. I necessarily can't swim, but I sure was a lifeguard. - No. - Incorrect. - Oh! - It's technically not a lifeguard. Poolmodder? - That is correct. - What the fuck? Oh, bite me. That's a half point. That's a sum of it. - No one gets the point. It was a pool monitor because a lifeguard, I was responsible for saving lives. It was a pool monitor. I just have to monitor the pool. He drowns is nothing up to me. I could literally watch someone drown and I could, oh, you tech and a Cality ass. - It was to upkeep rules, no running, no glass. Make sure everybody that's in there is a member. - So everything would be a lifeguard. - Basically, it was a care in on a long time. - I was everything without saving lives. If somebody was drowning, I just had to throw them the little buoy. - And that's it. - And watch somebody drown. - By the way, if you, if you were the pool monitor at my pool, my children would never, ever attend there. Just throwing that out there. I'd be like, oh, wait, that's that skinny life skin kit that doesn't care, it doesn't want to be here. Andy doesn't know how to swim. Yeah, we're not swimming here. - Okay. - Oh, dude, you semantics, honestly. Matter of fact, 30 second time out, I challenge. I call a challenge. If I, if I do get it. - It was close. It's not, it's not right, though. Okay. - You just don't know him, it's okay. - Ooh. - What, what'd you say? - He said you just don't know him. - Oh, okay, yeah, it's, you ain't gonna be that tough when you're packing your shit up. You're hitting that you all. You ain't gonna be tough when I'm moving into that king size bed. Oh, you ain't gonna be tough when that's my triple rod closet. You ain't gonna be that tough, Sarah. - Is it bad to them getting hard? (clapping) - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. What is my go-to what a burger order? - Me. - Me, maybe. - What the fuck was that? You didn't even clear it, wait. - Larger day, Coke. (laughing) - Poison, Sarah. - What the fuck? - Give me a poison, you didn't say her. - We both said me at the same time. - Time. - Time. - It was a tie, so she went and took it. - When the fuck is that ever happened? You're the show you're supposed to declare who gets to go. What on earth just happened? - Good job, man. - I just wanted it more. - Oh, she's on your (beep) right now, two to one. - That's, that's act, okay. - I know her plan. - Hey, hey, cut her mic, cut her mic, turn her mic off. - Turn her mic off. - You wanna play dirty? - Who is my favorite actor of all time? - Look at me, me, me, me, Jason Haw. - Sarah again. - So are we done with the rules? Are we done with the rules? No, seriously, no, you know I'm too competitive for this. I was not gonna be good for my blood. You know it's not gonna be good. If there's rules in place, we follow the rules. If there's not rules, I will be, before Sarah, I will be louder than Sarah, and I will do whatever. - Did Poisoner review tape, I did Poisoner. - This is supposed to be, okay, okay, okay. - You don't gotta make sure we're clear on my points, okay? - I will say this. - Yeah. - We can go for the me's, loud, quick, whatever. We do not speak until verbal confirmation is given from judge. - Okay, deal, okay, deal, okay, three, one. - Wow, you cheat. Oh my god, this is a cheating couple. - A cheating? - Not on each other, but on other say? (clapping) - God, they're cheaters, okay. - Okay. - What was the name of my pet turtle? - Me. - Cam. - Jaws. - Correct. - Two to three, two to three. - Oh, here we go. - I appreciate that, she did, she did good. - I appreciate that. - Next, what is my order from McDonald's? Me. - Cam. - Double quarter pounder. - Ooh. - Large diet coke. - Fries. - That's it. - That's it, there we go. Three to three, we're going to five. Here we go. Here we go. - Oh, there we go. - Now I'm going to get into you, actually have to know Peyton Harden. - Actually gave me a headache, okay. - Out of all three high school musical movies, which one is my favorite? Sarah. - The third. - Let's go! - Let's go. - That's good for you, good for you. I was trying to lose the question, I was trying to be proper, but it's okay. - Order three. - Loser, she has one more to get right before you're out of my life. What was the name of my first YouTube video ever? - Don't love me, me, me. Grandma's making cookies. Close enough, it's grandma's cookies. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Four to four. - Oh. - Four to four. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - How about let's not focus on history? - Oh, she needs a caveat. Oh, she's not the real love of it. Oh my gosh, Sarah. - I've been there. - I was just wondering about like a few of you. - Oh girl, it's about me. - It is about me. - I've been there, done that and completed him, before you even. - No. - I was probably 12 when you made that first video. - No. - No. - Oh no. - Oh no. - Oh no, you have been like six. (laughing) - I think I was 12. - Yeah. - Oh boy, okay. - Okay, this one, you have, this is the final one, you have to know me. And both of y'all do know this answer you shouldn't. If you don't, it's gonna hurt my feelings. Last question. - Okay. - All the marbles. - It's been a fair game, it's been a fair game. No shake? - Oh okay, I was about to say it. - That was a dab, what's the score? - Four to four, going to five. This is going to five. - You can turn that. - And turn that. - What the hell's happening? (laughing) - Now, you ready? - Yes. - You ready, Cam? - Yes. - Okay. - What is my favorite album from the weekend? - Me. - She said it first. - House of balloons. - It's incorrect. It goes to Cameron Kennedy. - I believe the correct answer. - And for the win, my dear Melon Colley. - Cameron Kennedy with the win. (cheering) (laughing) - Oh, I'm sorry, how do you feel about this? - Pack the bags! I get to close it, I get to shower, I get to bed, I get to sunroom, I get to therapy, it's all mine. Ain't it just kind of new fridge, not for you! (clapping) That's my fridge, my soda and my meals. No juice! (clapping) Is there any, how are you feeling? - Great. (laughing) - She's so good, I don't like it anyway. Oh, I'm just kidding, you can stay, you know, I'll take that part out of the contract, I'll just take the winnings, I'll take all the press run that comes to the, you can stay, you can stay in the house. He loves you, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I love him enough to not let him banish you, chastise you and shun you from the community, you can stay, talk. - There before we get out of here, is there anything you want to say to the, to the YSK people that you might see at the YSK house where tickets available right now, if you want to come see Sarah Bear in the crowd. - You should also see us at com also, linked in the description. - Yeah, is there anything you want to say before you get out of here? - Um, see you there. - Yeah, good job! - Also, we're gonna be asking on Patreon, we're about to make a post, 'cause me and Sarah are gonna do a couple's, Q and A. - Yeah, yeah, we'll live on Patreon, add free and uncensored, and we're only gonna get the questions from Patreon. And it's only from the paid tiers. So if you go over to Patreon, join, we're gonna put up a post, they ask questions for Peyton and Sarah for the couple's, Q and A, anything you want, we're just gonna cut these out, put them in a bowl and pull them out. - Yes, and for the OG members, y'all remember that we did the drunk Q and A's, we did two versions of it, it's the same format, just a couple's one. So ask the crazy stuff, ask the deep cut stuff, ask it all, and if it gets pulled out of that bowl, or if it gets chewed from that randomizer, it's gonna be answered, and it's gonna be the truth, ladies and gentlemen. So yes, leave all the questions. Every single question you got, it's gonna be fantastic video. I'm ready for that, I'm excited for that. - Yeah. - I'm gonna watch that bowl of popcorn. - Yeah, it's gonna be super good. - Yeah, for not single. - Oh! - Oh! - Instant car ride home, oh! - Oh! - Oh! - The Barley C8! - The Barley C8 on the one hand now, oh! 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