The Benny’s Mom Episode

(upbeat music) - Do I have to wait for all the men to come in order to eat the pizza? - What? - Can I start eating the pizza or must I wait for the men? - Yeah, you have to wait for the men. - I don't wanna wait. I just want the Domino's now. - Well, you can have this one that I ordered you. This one is just for you. - You ordered this top one for me? - Yeah, it's your new thing. - What is this? - It's actually really good. It's different than these. - What is it called? - It's called a Domino's. - Domino. - Domino. - Okay. - Oh, it's, hmm. - We'll have to share it. It isn't meant for wine, but we're gonna share. - This is a completely new product. - I don't know. - It's a Detroit style. - There's a-- - Detroit style pizza. - I'm so happy that-- - It's really good. It's really good. I mean, you're lucky. - Do you think that we have to save that? - You're lucky I did this for you. - Do you think we have to save any of this for Benny and his mother? - No, they can share with the men. - Do you think that we're gonna successfully set Benny's mother up with the love of her life today? - There's a lot of good potential. But I don't know. I don't know what it's like to date at-- - To date on a dating game show on a-- - Well, I don't know what it's like to-- - Multimedia. - I mean, she's at a different phase in her life than me. - Mm-hmm. - Well, well, I love it. I have an inner day. Well, I'll try to die with someone we love. - Well, that's, yeah, I hope. - I am in a rap shirt by this Domino. - It is really good, but I don't want to eat too much. I really put it in your pocket. Before then, how burden some of this to order a full pizza if you just want a little bit of pizza? - It's the perfect serving amount. - Oh my God. I've just been starving myself. I've never had a single serve. - It's honestly genius. - Should I call Benny and see when they're coming? - Mm-hmm. - Check out Far Outer, you guys. - Chuck, we're right around the corner, quit stressing out. - There's some pizza here, but-- - Arminos. - I'm eating it. - It might not be here by the time you get here. - No, it's my personal. - It's gonna be heartbroken before it's even gets on the show if you eat it off. - It will be here because there's this Domino shade pizza that's smaller than that we started consuming. Sandy, do you think you're gonna meet the one? - You never know. - We're ready to set it all up for you. - This is Sandy. - I got some friends. - I'm so excited. - Sandy, he's a man looking for love who are single. - Bring him on. - You're so much about you on the internet. - What? (laughing) - Sandy, you are free to hand out your sunflower. It makes me anxious them this close. - Oh no! Come on, everybody. Come on up. I love it. I love it. (laughing) (cheering) - Mom, are you excited? - Mm-hmm. - Did you ever think the day would come where you'd be in this type of scenario? - No. - Sandy, where are Sandy? - Right here. - She's over there. - Are you there? - I'm here. The beautiful Sandy. - I'm so happy that this scenario could even ever present itself. - I know, I know. - Wait, what are you doing? - Mom, are you nervous at all? - No, I'm not. - You're about to say my sweet thing. - I don't know. - Or is that kind of play with me? - Please, please do. - You can be used to something else. - You should get used to something else. - Look at what she's doing. - Wow, that's fun, right? We want you to be yourself. - Yeah. - We want everyone to be happy. - We want you to remember how to grip. - What? - What? - A grip? - A grip the same way. - Oh, okay, I'm a grip. - No, no, no. - All right. - Now, Mom, we got a lot of guys coming out. I mean, we got Brad. - She's a like Brad Pitt. - Who's your dream man? Like, if you could look at a man and he's like a celebrity, like, what's he look like? - I used to like Richard gear. But not the old, not the older Richard gear. I don't like, he's just-- - John Vulta? The younger John Vulta? - No. - No, not Brad Pitt. - Not, no. - You're not, Mom, okay. - I didn't love Brad Pitt. - No, Mom, right now. - It just wasn't my type. - You walk into the bathroom and Brad Pitt's there and he says, I gotta hook up with you right now. - No, he's not sitting in the hole. - What do you say? - You would not say no. - I would, I'd be intrigued to meet him to see what he's like. But I, 'cause I know everyone else loves him. But he just isn't my kind of, I don't know. - We'll make sure to let Brad know that he don't want to hook up with him. - And Leonardo DiCaprio, they're not my kind of look of what I'm looking for you. - Yeah, they look like babyface. - She's right. - I can't explain. I like a more-- - Do you know like Javier Bardem? Do you know who he is? - I know who he is, but he's not. His head's too big. - She'd rather fuck Jeffrey from JD. - Well, what about, what about you ever watch the Golden Bachelor? - Yeah, did you think he was cute? - He was cute, he was cute, but he was a jerk. - None of these men are here. The men that are here are-- - A Joe Smosh. - A men who-- - No! - They're not, they're men of the world. - They're potential suitors. - Yeah. - As far as I understand, they're not even actors. These are men-- - Looking for love, with respect. - These are men looking for love who are single, who, you know-- - Who wouldn't mind being filmed. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah. - And I think that-- - Well, we should start by-- - Your son is-- - Your son is playing cards. - Inside, inside. - What is it? - Inside, card trick. - What is it? - Card trick, card trick. - Inside, okay. - Perfect. - Okay, what? - Yeah, I think we should start by you telling us that anyone listening or watching, what, one, what you're like looking for in a man. - Watching. - Okay. - Okay, now-- - Okay, now. - Yeah. - Let's do this. - Let's go. - Yeah. - Responsible, smart, sense of humor, dedicated, loyal. - Tall. - A good parent. Tall would be nice, but they don't have to be tall. - Best friend? - Yes, I wanted them to be my best friend, but that would come. I mean, that doesn't happen right away. - Now, do you think there's a world that a man is gonna come out and you're just gonna be like, like, love it first sight. - It's happened before a little bit. - A little bit. - A little bit, a little bit. - It's their energy and their personality. It's not just a physical thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - There has to be something in common. It can't be all totally different things. There has to be a few common things. - What are the common denominators? You have children. You like to-- - No. - It isn't always a list. It's just kind of you feel. - No, I'm a human being. - It's a sliding scale of attributes. It just depends on what attributes are. - And all of mine are so different from each other. If you look at all the people updated, they're so different from each other. - Yeah, like that guy with three nipples. Is there anything you don't wanna see from these guys? - Fake. - Yeah. - All sent to city. - All sent to city. - No, real genuine, yes, yes. Genuine and a kindness, right? - Have you ever left a date? - No, I always see them through. And I always give them too much time. One time I was looking for a man. And I'm in a restaurant. We were meeting for brunch in DC. And I'm looking everywhere. And I don't see anyone that looks like the person. And then I hear the sandy over here. And I see this little, he was like a skeleton of himself. He was dying of cancer. He never called me, he was sick. He was so thin. And he was so appreciative that I didn't like run away. I stayed with him and not only did I stay with him for hours, I went to his house. He lived right near the restaurant. And he just was so appreciative to have human contact. He hadn't been with anyone in so long. And he just wanted to talk to someone. And he cried. I hugged him, goodbye. And he cried. We both cried. And he thanked me for not running away. And you enjoyed your time with him. - Yeah, he was so sweet, but he was so sick. - Well, maybe just really sick. - Is really just about human beings connecting. Even if you don't find the perfect man tonight, it's always interesting, it's an interesting experience. - Have you ever spent a day before dating a lot of men out? - Speed dating. - Oh, I've done speed dating. Yeah, I had a year relationship with a famous author from speed dating. - How many minutes were you getting when you were speed dating? - Five. - Huh? - Today it'll be great. - It was a good amount. I can tell a lot in five minutes. - Okay. - Do you want us to bring the men out? - Sure. - Do you want to stand up? Now where do you want to be? - Before they come out, I want you to know something. - Yeah. - We have your back. - Thank you. - Thank you. I love it. - And we have the back of the men too, so that they feel like we're taking care of. - Yeah, I think it's a-- - I feel like I have the back of the men. I feel like I have much more allegiance to my mother. - Well, I think that's appropriate. I got everyone's back here. I'll just kind of be up there. - I'm gonna go get 'em. Pretty much all of them have really weird names. - Bring the two of us on. - You wanna try this? - Oh, let me entertain you. - I think I'm saying men are psyched. - Human connections. - 'Cause I think that's all it is. - It is. - It takes the pressure off. - Yeah, it's your thing you've been saying. - Hi guys. - Hi guys. - Hello. - Hey. - Love you guys. - Are you guys in love? - They're in love. - They're in love. - Yeah, they're in love. - Oh, sorry. - Oh, man. - Hey guys. - Hey. - I'm not yet. (laughing) - Hello. - I think it's right. - Hello. - Let's go. - Let's go. - Let's go. (clapping) - The fellas are in love. - I love it. - I love it. - Wow. - I love it, right? - Yeah, look at all these guys. - This is fun. - Yeah. - Circuli is. (laughing) - Oh, it's fun. - It's fun. - It's fun. - Should I? - This is Sandy. - Hi. - Hi, Sandy. - Oh wow. I think the best way to do this since there's so many of you is like for each one of you to go around, we'll start on either end, introduce yourself, and then say what did we say? Like maybe. - Just like one sentence about you. - Yeah, okay. - You wanna start? - Yeah, you do. - All right. - I love people in my life. - Ooh. - A very many lot of people. You have no idea. And I have to be honest with you, I have never met such an interesting group of old men as these folks. (laughing) - They are absolutely fantastic. They're riveting to the point of exaltation. And I think you've got a real problem on you and trying to do the best one out of this lot. - That really made me cry. - I love it. - First one. - Good start. - Sandy. Yeah, leave that fuckers. (audience laughing) What's your name? - Clive. - Clive? - Yeah. - That blew me away. - Man, you were talking about everybody else. (audience laughing) - It's my job. - Yeah. - Okay, my name is Ernesto Ramirez. Ernie Vermeer is at your service. - Yeah. - I live in East LA with no tattoos. (audience laughing) - Cool. - My name is Akello, I live in South LA with tattoos. And I'm what you see is what you get kind of person. - Cool, I think. - Hi Sandy. - Hi. - I'm Frank. I live down the street about three minutes for 25 years and I'm not glad I could meet you today. I love what you're wearing. - Thank you. - To jewelry. (audience laughing) Very nice. - I can go American. - All right, my name is Oliver. - It's not, I'm just who you say, you know. I'm an artist and a retired occupational therapist. - Cool. - That's my mom is that. - Yes. - Not that a match. - My turn, I'm Steve, just a happy, go lucky guy. I'm enjoying life and no stress. - Cool. (audience laughing) - That's my motto. - Hi, I'm Bill. And I'm actually a retired university professor. I spent 30 years as an academic, a few years as an attorney before that. And now I'm up in Los Angeles enjoying a little bit of retirement and working with some people in the business. So, cool. - I like that. - My name is Mark and kind of a brief synopsis is I was a fitness expert in his own health clubs and run mega health clubs. I read mega restaurants as well. So I'm a gourmet guy. - What's mega? - Big. - Like big. - Yeah. - Notable. - Big and notable. - You say like big luxury. - Yeah. - A-list actor restaurants. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like really like lots of responsibility and never sleeping, you know? - High stress, high stress. - But I'm also a wine expert. I worked at a winery in Maui for five years. And I'm a philosopher. So I really like deep thinking and deep conversations. - I like that. - I like all of that. Not that I'm here. I'm married. (audience laughing) - My name is Jake Martin. I'm originally from South Texas. I love my life and I'm very grateful to be here. - Thank you. - I can send them my name's Joseph. I have a very, I do stand up comedy. And I also have a sacred desire to be a rodeo con. (audience laughing) - Wow. Interesting. - I'm intrigued. - Hi, I'm Todd. I live in West Hollywood. I'm originally from the East Coast. I've been working in the fashion industry for 40 years. And I like to live life to the fullest and no drama. - Cheers. - I love it. (audience clapping) - I am blown away by this trope of man. I'm so having no idea what to expect myself. I gotta tell ya, I feel so proud of the man that we're brought here today. I feel like you're gonna get such a job. - I think you've done an excellent job yourself. - Yeah. - Well, if it doesn't work out, you can, you can do it. - Yeah, yeah. - I wanna hang out with all of you guys. I really do feel like you guys are all authentic and nice and it's so good to see men other than me too. (audience laughing) - Okay, so what's next? - Yeah, what happens next? - We forget. - I know what happens next. - We all fight for her attention. - I know exactly what happens next. - What's next is, I'm gonna walk you gentlemen back to that same room. We'll talk for a second. And then one at a time, you will come out and you'll have a speed date with Sandy. - Bring a line. - Hi. - Yes. - Hi, Sandy. - When my kids were growing up, I thought they were spoiled. And I wanted them to have something different. - I mean, coach. - Good luck, Gary. - Good luck, Gary. - What's your about you on the internet? - What? (audience laughing) - People see me, they see the tattoos and they don't know that I'm a sociology professor. - Let me save you a lot of time. I'm already prepared to go on another diet with you. - Oh, I love it. I love it. - Nice Jewish boy from West Kovina. - There was just gays into each other's eyes for a moment. (audience laughing) - But me, that's a question for you. - Whichever, we could do back a bit. - I'm a musician. - I'm a retired occupational therapist. No grandkids yet. - One, do you have any? - Six. - Six, we're ready. Right now. Wow. - What are you looking for? - Looking for best friends. - You're describing me life. - What would you bring to somebody to enhance their life? - They bring everything. (audience laughing) - Been an entrepreneur since someone's four years old when I was stealing potentiums out of my mother's garden. - How many more do we have? - I think there's like two or three or something like that. - I'm going through them, like. - Yeah. - I am a journalist by trade. - I used to do printing and graphics. Now that I'm retired, I'm enjoying life, no stress. - I was married for 16 years. I got divorced like two years ago. - I made clothes for women. I ran some big companies and then I got injured and I had some surgeries and. - Hard, that's hard. - Do you like Pena Caladas? - Yes, I do. - Getting caught in the ring. - Getting to know a person very well, let them get to know you. - Yeah, what's your favorite thing to cut? - Something that comes out absolutely delicious. That's my favorite thing. - Any particular problem or work that you like? Would you like me to recite to you? I can do that in many other things. - I wanted to ask you, your son is like a superstar of success and it's like the apple does not fall far from the tree. How did you do it? God, what is your superpower? I'm curious. - I find it very odd that somebody that you love and care for can almost become enemy at some time. - In time! - In time! - In time! - In time! - In time! - In time! - In time! - No! (laughing) - That's what you said. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, okay, Sanjee. These sticks, these are very cute. - These are, these sticks represent a love to bloom. - No, these sticks represent the sun and the flower and the sun, the moon and the stars. - The sun, the moon and the stars and new possibilities. - I'm gonna go grab the men. - Okay. - I'm gonna line them up. - Very cute. - Why not? - What are you in the army? - What? - Tension. - Come on, everybody. Come on up. Line up! - Oh my God, I have to do it in front of everybody. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - I'm so nervous. - I'm so nervous. (clapping) - So you're good? - You can stand kind of wherever. The water doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. - It's okay, I'll do it. - Do we have everybody? Is there 10 or anything? - Nothing. - There we go, here we go. (whistling) - All right, and come on in. - First off, we found the best selection of men that Los Angeles has to offer. - I know. - So, thank you. - So, you can tell us more. - So if any, I would like to start by saying, so if any of you don't get a flower, hopefully somebody else out there will watch this. - Yes. - I think we're gonna say if you don't get a flower, I'll go out on a date with you. That's my part. (laughing) - No, I'm Mary, but I can vouch for all of you that you're all the cream of the crop. - Sandy, maybe come out here because there's a couch divided in us in the man. - Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. - So Sandy, if you could stand here. - Well, that's so much pressure. - I want to say that it was really nice meeting all of you. - You too. - It was a really nice meeting you as well. - Thank you. - And without further ado, Sandy, you are free to hand out your sunflowers one at a time. - Okay. - Oh. (cheering) - Holy shit. (cheering) - And who's our fourth one? 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(soft music) - Good luck. - She chose sort of kind of, say you can. - Please? - Yeah. - Can you turn the volume back if you can? - Can't hear it. - No, it's always going the long way. - Turn around. No, no, no, the other way, the other way. - Turn it up. (laughing) - He's leaving out the door. - Other door. Other door, no, no, no. - Other door. - Other one. Keep going, keep going. - Oh, there's a screen, watch out for the screen. - Is this part of the town? - Yeah, this is the part of the town here. (laughing) - No, no, sorry, guys, sorry, sorry, sorry. - This is testing. - Hey. - Hey. - Honey. - Hi, hi. - Oh my goodness. - Oh my God, thank you for the power. - Thank you for the power. - Sure, sure. - So tell me more about your life. - About me. - So I can't remember if you're still working or if you retire. - I retired. And I am, I'm an outdoors person. I like kayaking. climbing sea kayaking archery, I'm an artist like painting those. - What kind of, like what kind of things do you paint? - I paint anything, actually, the last piece. - Realistic or? - Yes, I've done some abstract stuff but the latest thing I did was my grandson when he was, he's now 12, that's my youngest. And he was 12, I mean he's 12 now but I think he was like seven or eight and it was him and his long time friend. They were standing at a stream and so I painted a picture of them. He's got a big cowboy hat and he's holding it behind his head, behind his back and I wanted to call it, say a man always takes his hat off for a lady. - So what, what is your painted and what kind of paint? - A acrylics. Yeah, so most of my work is, in fact, all of my work is acrylics. I've done some pencil and paints and, you know, that kind of stuff. So tell me more about you then. - What, I minored in art, oh really? - Oh yeah, I majored in social work, minored in art. So I'm artistic, creative. - Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes. - I like decorating, I like raising plants, planting, I did all the landscaping in all of my houses that I've lived in. I like to pick the plants, I love succulents like in California. - Yeah, they're so good, they do so well. - It landscaping, but I'm really not. I studied landscape architecture and urban planning, but never ended up into that field. And tell me, sports, are you into sports? - Um, I don't do sports, I used to play football. - He said that, he said, she's not going to like me, I'm a sportsman. - She's going to say pickleball. - Yeah. - I want to become a sportsman anymore because I have a, my spine isn't that strong, but I just have to be careful of falling. So I can't do anything where you would fall. - I'm not going to get you, I'm not going to get you rock climbing that. - No, no, definitely not. I like to walk a lot, I walk every day, and not too straight and inclined, but I like walking, it's fun. It's nice, it clears your head and it just feels good. - Yes. - If I don't walk, I'm upset. I need to walk once or twice a day. - So I feel like I should walk more, but I'm not walking that much. - I do Pilates, I do that twice a week, and I do other machines that are resistance kind of training, but just to help my muscles and my back. - My son's been trying to get me into yoga. My youngest boy is a yoga instructor. - Oh, nice. - So he tries to get me into yoga, but I haven't quite done it yet. - Beginning is good, but I once did an intermediate class once and I dislocated my pelvis. Someone tried, I had a pose where my legs were up, and someone like straightened me out, and it got me so out of whack that for like a year. - She's got a sense of your injury. No, blind me. - She's a star, she's like, feeling one leg, and it's so weird. - Well, they have the change here. - They have the change here, pelvis. - Yeah, I couldn't believe it happened from one class. - One of the things that I also do is I exercise occupational therapy, because I'm retired, but I still see private clients. I'm also a myofascial release therapist, so I do that type of stuff. In fact, before I came here, I was working on a client, because she had fallen and hurt her back, and those kinds of things. - Wow, that's interesting. Does someone do it for you or not? Do you go to none? - No, in fact, I just had, I just had back surgery. - Oh, what kind of? - Well, I was playing a racquetball. - See, that's racquetball. - Rackquetball. - Oh, racquetball. - In the closed room, were you? - Yes. - Well, I like, you know, I like the challenge, and I was diving for a ball on the ground. My age, I probably shouldn't do that. - What happened? - I injured my hand. I dislocated this, not going, and I had an old back injury, and so the disc just kind of moved. - What did they do in the surgery? What did they have to do? - I'll am anectomy and fusion. - I suppose to be painful. Was it not that bad? - No, it was painful, but in terms of the short period of time in which my surgery was only two months ago. - That's it, and you walk fine. You're not even walking like there's anything. - No, a month ago, I wasn't, I was walking. It was difficult, but it wasn't so much the surgery that I was painful from. It was just the activity or lack of activity. Because the muscles then tighten up, and so it gets really tight. - Did you have to have physical therapy a lot? - I still am seeing a physical therapist, but mostly just because I have just tight muscles, you know, muscles that I had been using before, and then I'm not using anymore. Because prior to this, I was in the gym and trying to, you know, be fit, you know. I don't mind growing old. - Well, can I ask how old you are? - I'm 74, I'll be 75, and you look amazing. - Well, thank you. - Hi, it's time. - I'm so sorry to tell you that the time is up. It's a nice time to get out. - Can we talk about your current dating life? - Oh, no. - No? - No, you can. There's nothing to talk about. - No, but you actively date. - You're out there. - But it's disappointing. - We need a good man for Sandy. A nice, good, nice emotionally stable bond. - Why is it disappointing? - Because they're never up to standard. They're just not nice. - And this is all through apps, right? - They don't follow through. They're not good at dating. He has to not look like an old man. - Yes, to walk okay, not stumble, not be off balance. - This is so, emotionally secure. - Yes, he's starting to dream, man. - Not stomp, not stomp. - Yes, I watched him walk from the car. - Yes. - It's really upsetting. - You are going to be going on a walk with Sandy. - Oh, good. So you guys can just walk about the place and have fun. - Okay, you tell me when I'm ready. Good luck, all right? - Okay, thank you. - Enjoy your stone. - Enjoy my stroll. Wow, what a pleasure. - Where was I don't know, walk on this side? - I think the walking might be a little hard. Oh, wow, they're hurting hands. - Oh, holding hands. - What should we talk about? - Whatever, well, you said you took a walk. - It's so hard, hard to walk inside. - Our classes in college and stuff. I took it. - I've mined it. - I took design for the walk myself, but like that awkward. - Yeah, I was in graphic arts for many years, and then I decided to, I love photography, so I do a lot of-- - I love photography. - I mean, I like looking at pictures. - I take a lot of pictures and since I've been retired, I do-- - This makes me anxious. - Them this close, doesn't it, isn't it? - What should we, what? - You don't have to force it, you guys. - Don't make them force it. Do whatever's natural. - Whatever's natural. - You guys don't have to walk, just do whatever you want to do. - Okay, so I don't mind here. I'm uncomfortable with you anywhere, so I lost my train of book. - You take pictures. - I love taking pictures and I had a gentleman who I used to work with in printing sales was a professional photographer, so whenever I take pictures, I send them to him. Oh, great shot. And he's also a chef. So I love cooking. I'd send him pictures of what I made. He sent me pictures back. - I love taking pictures of food and everything. - Oh, but I take pictures of everything. - People get-- - So-- - He would take-- - Well, I've taken so many of food-- I take pictures of everything I do. It's like a diary title. - I like pictures, yeah. - I do too. I'm very visual. - I-- - Well, that's a bit visual too. - I mean, it's just-- - Then you look at him, oh man, now it's so cool. - I know. My son says, "What do you do with all these pictures?" I said, "I lay in bed at night." And I look at them, it's just-- - When I take my pictures, they go, "Oh my God, your pictures look like postcards." - Wow, that's good. - Yeah, and I like waterfalls, I like caves, anything unusual. - Do you walk? - I do like to walk, yeah. I heard you walk, because you had a bad back. Well, I've got a little bit bad back, but I'm glad because now I'll be able to catch you. - No. - Chase her. - You're on the table. - Oh, you're going to land it down. - Unless you want to be caught there. - What do you do? What's your normal day like? - If I don't have anything planned, I'll see something that I want to make, or I'll pull up a-- If there's something that I want to make, I'll pull up on Pinterest, and I'll pull up a recipe, and I'll make some-- - What are your favorite kinds of foods? - Well, I think I told you beef bolognese, that was just so delicious. And I just recently made a corn chotter. And it was so delicious. I'm on my third batch. - Wow. - It's just so awesome. I mean, better than some of the-- - What are you-- Do you have favorite restaurants? - Favorite restaurants. - Probably none that you know. I can't think of any off hand. In Thousand Oaks, there's a place called Phil's. It's a cute little restaurant type bar. Yeah, that was nice. And I'll try anything I like, you know, I go through, and if there's something, I put it on my list for next time to try and stuff like that. That what if you could eat any kind of food though is I love sushi really. Yeah I go I go a lot with my dad for take him out for sushi and he usually he was getting only the shrimp tempore to start but now he gets I like the cooked better than he gets the spicy tuna handle and then how he says oh this is the best one he always has to tell the chef oh that one was so good that's good he said I tried to feed him a little bit more because it's it's important for him to eat more and more and stuff like that does he live at home he didn't know he's an assisted living in between me and my brother and my sister in law we take very good care of him actually my brother my sister in law is out of town so my brother says he's going to do something he goes you want to take your father to Chabad tomorrow night I go if he wants to go take him yeah and they always told you she passed away yeah she passed away January of 2021 my dad was devastated because she did everything my mom was such a sweet lady and they were close very close she did everything for him so he was like devastated and soon as um it's right at that COVID time so soon as we got our shots and we were clear to go in May before all the kids get out of school in June I took them on a three-week road trip you went we went to Arizona where we got to see my my nephew my first cousins first born son will live out in this all in the same area and a friend of from his from Cuba that he hadn't seen in 20 30 years so that was what I find so when I came I went to Arizona Utah and Nevada when I came back I needed a vacation so I drove back to my friend in Utah he pulled high school buddy pulled out a 32-foot trailer we drove to Missouri where our other high school friend was had two other high school buddies come and we went boating fishing and camping in Missouri and Arkansas that was awesome yeah and then I came back and it was still summer and so then right after summer I took my dad camping we went along the California coast all the way up to the Oregon coast all the way up to Astoria wow and I I love talking I talked to people they go you're so friendly and all this and I you know I'm happy type person I'm whistling I'm singing I'm in a bar waiting for my date and and these people next to me they go I heard you you're good you're good you got a good voice you're sitting so you know it's if you're if you're nice and you're friendly to other people I get I get it in return so what's your dating life what's my dating yeah it was it was a pleasure hands off hands off hands off your ass go great time good title school yeah okay I have to go get ready yeah you look beautiful thanks all right good luck buddy you had two valiant men kind of lead the way for me so thank you so then you should be you should be smooth sailing Sandy your next date is going to be on over there a fireside chat okay how do I do okay I appreciate that are they setting you up okay we're gonna leave it's okay you go upstairs can we have everyone exit the room now so are you drinking wine what do you have now it's cold okay I'll die a cold good little wine so I want to tell you one thing is that I'm genuinely appreciative that you picked me so I really want to thank you for that you're welcome so I'm you know I do like to ask questions as well you know that was gonna like my preemter is a relationship thing is really important to me and it's also what somebody is looking for within a relationship so I love to my wife I feel like the experience of it made me such a better man way I don't think that I truly understood what relationship was until being with her and it's a learning curve that you go through because I was very independent soul kind of a serial data prior to it and it was a whole bunch of things that had to kind of rewire inside me but when they clicked it was an amazing thing and for our relationship to end it was devastating for me like it is emotionally it's a death it's like it's very hard and you know we didn't have children so I mean I actually like that really adds to it a little easier but it because you're you're still bound with one another right you can go away right and like you were saying though it's kind of cool that it brought you back together and that you can be friends yeah and that's a long time and I understand time is time is a big part of it and that has always been my greatest disappointment that somebody that I love so dearly that was such a deep-seated friend of mine and this kind of leads me you know once I get to it with relationship and dating is the friendship and for for us in our season ages is that friendship and how I spend time with somebody I don't want to use the word heady you know but I'm kind of a thinking personality even referred to that I'm like a philosopher and it's because I really like life I like to really like analyze life I like to enjoy it and experience it being a corporate guy there was a point in my life where I decided that rather than just being in this box of always making money and always striving and very competitive and always trying to win was when am I gonna truly experience life working eighteen hours a day seven days a week kind of takes you out of the realm of being a person yeah and so I popped out of that and I started telling things like working these six-month gigs where I travel anywhere I was in Skagway Alaska private islands and I would work you know and I was a rest I'm a restaurant guy so I work running restaurants which was really unique but beautiful is so much work so many hours yeah I always like to know one of two things what is your most favorite book that you've read or your most favorite movie be here now there's a book or maybe the prophet the prophet um that's Kilil Gabron mm-hmm yeah um in the movie some of the delivery like who wrote that Satguru Dr. Herb Alprah I don't know that one in the movie yes but movies I'm I see a lot of movies I like European movies a lot but an indie movie is not necessarily big production movies I loved Kramer versus Kramer that's a great throwback and a really terms of endearment terms of endearment another great one to go to and I just always felt like you you get to a piece choice another great one like really outstanding you know like that is really something so I'm a real movie person who is less which is an amazing amazing movie you know and so moved by that like I've watched that movie at least five or six times yeah I always try to revisit that because I think it says a lot to me another thing and I appreciate that so thank you another thing that's very important to me is I in a relationship I think part of what about being with somebody is being able to spend time and silence yeah yeah definitely yes yes I don't need to be talking too much I don't want to be spoken to all the time right and I also like for each of us to be with our friends but spend time together too totally understood both not give up yourself your own identity you know it's I think you have to remain who you are in the relationship and then be someone together too it's it's important and I lost myself in my marriage I was not a person at the end I had to put myself back together I understand it was really hard and do you feel like you've accomplished it's been so many years well I had a I had a 10 year relationship after by 23 years so and then I've had other ones two years three years the year you know just different over the year but nothing I haven't had anything in like three years nothing I mean I go for a coffee day but then I don't want to see them again so it's just it's very hard to meet someone that I want to spend my time with it's just I you know just kind of getting a start I appreciate that answer so great to get talking to you I appreciate it mom didn't you once data man with a boomerang penis yes what's it's a condition he had brownies disease cronies no peronies like the beard like the beard yeah pee with a pee it curves it grows like to the side it doesn't straighten anymore so how does he it hey you got a finesse check you know it starts it's a normal penis and then slowly it starts for like and then and then by the time she was dating with the Andy was fully facing inwards no he didn't had difficult but anyway right this way good luck Clive once more once more we will lead you straight to your table where there happens to be a beautiful woman waiting yeah in that the case hello again Sandy hello thank you good to see you again cheers cheers oh I'm so sorry to interrupt here can I get you guys anything to drink other than what you're drinking - I'm okay for the time being, thank you. - I'm fine, thank you. - I hardly have a drink, but I just sort of like felt like celebratory. - Well, and before I interrupt any more, I just wanna say that the specials we don't have any, but we can cook anything that you guys want to tell us. - I mean, we-- - This is my trainee. - We can make, we have everything here. - We have everything, so we'll give you guys a minute to look over the menu that doesn't exist. So just think of whatever you want and we will be back. - Okay, are you divorced? Have you been married? - What's-- - No, certainly to be quite frank. I'm a very proud person, and I find LA very difficult. And I'm sitting in the LA very difficult for-- - Hmm. - A place to live because humankind is very different here from what I use to. It's a lot about me, me, me, and a lot about-- When I go into any situation, what I can do for you first, 'cause I can't do anything for you, then what's the point of going on? - What's the longest relationship you've had? - Five years. She was a Virgo. She is a Virgo, and interior design, yeah. - How long ago was it? - We, that was about 10 years ago. We're still friends, and I've made sure of that, and then when I don't burn British, you know, we're still very good friends. She's in young bucks, she's getting married to some man. I don't know who he is, but they're doing very well. But it had to be done, 'cause it just wasn't good. There was, I like a lot of, let me give you my reasoning here. Thank you very much indeed. You're very kind. - Thank you. - Absolutely, and we're ready to take your water with you. - Have you guys had a chance to think about what you might like to order? - I don't want that, and you're being black, why not? - But he's a pastor, would it be great? - Pastor? - No, you're joking. It's all right, don't worry. We have a fine. I've got all the nutrition I need right here. You're hungry a little bit, we can work for something else. - No, no, it's all right, you're very kind. - Nothing at all. - No, no, nothing. - We'll see. And I'll say to the guys in there, you know, we're going, let me tell you a little bit about yourself that you didn't know, okay? I was looking at you going, you know, she doesn't like L.A. because she's very disappointed. And I know how you feel because I'm in the same sort of situation. Don't date anymore, I don't see anybody. The only person I hang out with is my business partner. - Hmm, what's the best thing? - We're involved in gourmet foods, gourmet food distribution. We're developing a line of pastor sources called Mordy Me, which is Italian for Bite Me, and the tagline is an Ambrosian line of pastor sources passed down from Italian antiquity. - Hmm. - So working on that, she just called me a moment ago. She's a very tough, hard-core Jewish lady. And I respect her. - Did you meet her here or did you? - She's a private person, so I don't really want to talk too much about her. But my thing is, my acid test is two things. One thing I missed about you was, I'm not seeing the snuggle factor. Now I see him. Yeah, she's got it. And then, wouldn't my business partner like her? Because she doesn't like any minute. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. So it's important to, you involve yourself with anyone. She's coming into, potentially coming into, not just me, but a group of people that are, I consider, very exclusive. - Right. - And they'll probably be the same as you, because, like your son said to me, as I was walking down, you'd whisper to me. No munking around you, did you? Because I've got a sense of humor, right? And I said, I think I'm missing something about your mother because she takes crap from nobody. - No, I don't take any crap anymore, sir. - I did that long enough. You'll crap anymore. - So, I mean, I was asking you about books and plays, and it's not any other, what's the point? There's a forest out there. You can't see the wood for this. It's very difficult. I heard that you like European films. - I do. - Other farm films. I'm an explorer. I could introduce you to a world of brilliance. - Have you seen any lately that you like? - There was, again, there's so many, but if you want to look at Indian, you can go to Deepa Meta, the Trilogy Water Fire Earth. Water is exquisite. It'll break your heart. Cyrano de Bergerac is my favorite film with Gerard Depardieu, has to be in French. And it's about a man who has so much vanity. - He has such a big head. - Yes, he did have a big head. - He has a big head. - Yeah. He plays the perfect Cyrano. You know the story of Cyrano. It's based on the real person. - I remember the story about that. - Well, the story is that Cyrano is a real person. It was brilliant everything. It was courageous and great swordsman. He was poetic. He was a great writer. He was admired by everybody. The problem with Cyrano is that he's enormous vanity and he's big nose and he can't get over that. So he thinks he'll never fall in love because of it. And as far as manifestation is concerned, what you believe actually happens, right? So he believed he would never meet the love of his life. So he dies alone in the arms of the woman that he loved who only at the moment that he dies realizes that there's him that he was in love. She was in love with rather than Christian who was the beautiful dimwy. A bell is no bell until it rings. A song is no song until it sings. The love in your heart was not put there to stay because the love that you have is meant to be given away. I'm not breathing right now, but it didn't say. Yeah, came to my heart. Reciprocal entities, are you enjoying your cake? It's okay. It's giving me a little caffeine because I feel like I'm fading a little. I got up really early. I think I was excited last night. The sort of thing that I got while observing. I said, if I sat with Sadie, I don't think there would be much to say because there would be a lot of synergy. All right guys, I have your food here. Oh man, outstanding. And time, no more! Time! (laughing) I haven't eaten anything all day long. I've been captivated by you and you and your all your production. Check a little bit myself. Thank you. Oh, let me take a rest now and talk about Helix. Yeah, I love Helix. Why? Well, I like sleeping on them. Yeah, why? Because they're comfortable. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. Because I actually have back pain. I know, I know, you do. Well, I should say had. Yeah, you're on the road to recovery. That's because of Helix. Because of a lot of things. Hard work, but I think- Full anoscopy. I think Helix has something to do with it. You don't have to say that. Okay, well, we might- It's okay, I've got a colonoscopy. But Helix can't fix those times. Helix can't fix the cuts, but they can help you sleep better. They can align my spine. Go to HelixSleep.com/FKS for 20% site wide. That's HelixSleep.com/FKS. Is Benny still here? No, he left. Your son left. He had a big engagement. Are you able to pick one? No. You couldn't even pick a winner. If there was a gun in your head right now, you couldn't pick a winner. Why not? Sandy, you are a dream. Really? This is the verdict. You guys are all so charming. I truly mean it. Okay, Sandy, I'll take you. Sandy, I would like to talk to you. I want to say that I cannot make a decision. Because I really enjoy all of you so much, and I want to know if you'd be open to getting together. Not all together. Not all together. Not all together. Not all together. Basically, we'll all together. We'll all together. No, no, no, no. We'll all together. Wow, extended. We have to spend time. One more date. With the greener run of time. I would really like that. It would just be fun. I would be delighted, best of all. This is the best outcome. You will shoot all of this, so. There'll be no cameras. We'll get you're not information. We'll probably already have. We'll probably have an information. I think that'd be wonderful. That's true. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, I as everybody else cool. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm game. All right. Then, let me get what, not on camera. Just, just, just, you're making it. Yeah, we won't get there with you guys. You guys, you guys, you two, you two are on camera. But you're gonna accompany us, so we just do that. No, we're not coming. One on one. One on one. It's a real deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get me, pick me. You just have us. Yeah, this, this decision is yet to be determined. Yeah, we'll get your information and we, we'll plan it, step, we'll open all camera, like, this is like for real now. You guys can go for real. For real. You guys can go for real now. Absolutely delightful. That sounds great. This episode was brought to you by Domino. Domino. Domino.