THE ANXIETY QUIZ CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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But you ran that through me. - It was sad, it wasn't rocks, you f**k. It was sad, I'm not running through, okay. And then, no, I'm not done. And then, whenever your first son was born, literally that whole day of the birth, you were giving me hourly updates, you were texting me while your woman was cut open. - Yeah, I was texting 20 people 'cause I wasn't sure Mama was gonna make it. I was giving, I was giving a f**k play by place so I could have it logged to tell the doctors and the OR, it was like a rough. - Okay, but regardless, even the day of the conception, I was there, I was in the next room. - Yeah, okay, okay, in this time around. - I didn't drink in Nashville, it's not my problem. - But okay, listen, you told me, you know how excited I am about having a new nephew, you know it, you know that, I do know it. - And you know how much I, you mean to me. - Yes. - I thought you did. - Oh my God. And so that whole day, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't think, I can't function, right? I'm just sitting there. You can't do all, all, any of those regardless if I'm involved or not. You f**king eat 100 calories, you get stressed, you can't sleep and you can't function. With or without me. - So I'm in Nashville trying to enjoy my time knowing that my brother's back in Dallas about to have his second kid. I'm sitting there, updates on my phone. I'm just waiting for an update, waiting for an update. I'm blowing cam's phone up all day. You know I have anxiety. Yes. And now response makes me think something's happened. That's not supposed to happen. So I'm freaking out, I'm panicking. I'm literally like, what the f**k going on? I'm literally like Sarah's next to me, right? This whole day. I see Sarah texting all day. You know, Sarah doesn't have friends. Who are you texting? I know you, this is an absurd amount of text on the day that cams about to have his second kid. So like what the f**k going on? I'm texting, not getting responses, but Sarah's up there back and forth then with somebody. I text you, your wife had a C-section. Yes. So it was like scheduled of what time this is supposed to happen. Yes. I remembered that time 'cause I'm a good friend. Good friend. So I text you and I go, I'm sorry. Wow. I text you and I go, did it happen? I ball emoji. You did? No response. Yeah. So I'm sitting there for an hour. And I go up to Sarah and I'm like, hey Sarah. Camson doesn't text me back about if his second kid's born. She goes, oh wait. I have a picture of him. Are you f**king kidding me? I find out that my nephew was born through my girlfriend who you've known for a piss day. You've known her for three s**t seconds, Cameron. Your wife is literally cut open, just brought life into this world and it was able to take a picture. She did not take a picture. Text my girlfriend and send it before you could even give me a response. OK, let me clear the air. That might be true. Everything is, I mean, it's kind of sad. Everything is said to be true. It was just, we'll call us to pay the spent. That's true. But you are not the only one with ADHD or anxiety, especially when my wife is on a table getting carterized in a human aliens and pulled out of her. So a lot of s**t going through big pop is head, right? Got families sitting there waiting. Got papers I got to sign. Oh, the kid's foot looks good. Oh, it's testing for this. Let's prick his ankle here. Oh, does the head work? His neck works. Let's check the art. So what do I'm not supposed to be involved in any of that? You want me to text you and tell you that, hey, his jaundice levels are registering at an 8.8. He's good. That's very low under the security line. Literally for the first kid, you sit me like a picture like you hunted him like this. He was held up like this. You're holding him by the neck. Like a post. Yeah, like it was a fresh kill. OK, OK, OK. But this one, I can't even get a text like, yeah, he made it. He's here. We're good. Just I didn't need a picture. I would have just accepted, yeah, fine. He's here. You're good, bro. Nobody got a text. It was just you, a s**t body. Nobody got a text. It was just you get your paintings out of a wide, you little pussy. It wasn't just you. You understand that's wrong, though. OK, OK, hindsight's always 2020. There's a lot of s**t going on. Liv was actually not loopy this time. So I had to entertain her, had to talk to her. He was able to talk to Sarah. She did. Oh my god, that was after the phone. Do you-- first off, first off, multiple things happened. We woke up at 3 a.m. to vomit in a hotel in a s**t Western. I literally woke up to-- Ow. You were throwing up? No, I was sleeping like an angel. My wife was throwing up. She was anxious. Oh, I woke up at 3 a.m. to vomit. Yeah. Just been awake, been awake, been awake. Wife cut open, baby here. Everything was good. Check off, check off. Now, oh, now it's time to feed. Mommy still can't hold her because she's s**t numb, because she has a spinal tap. Oh, I got to feed. Oh, I got to change my muconium diaper. Oops, oops, oops, oops. Signed this, signed that-- You're literally watching my story on Instagram. So I know you're on your phone. It's OK. I'm just trying to say that how much longer does this have, right? Like, who do you know what I mean? This is an eternal thing. You can't get away from me if you want. Oh, it doesn't feel that way, as long as I'm trying to say. Oh, oh, oh, bite me. Oh, you want to-- OK. Next time, I'm saying this right here, Episode 220. When I have a third kid, if we ever do, whenever the hell that is in the future, you're going to get a play by play that's literally-- I might send you a picture live on the table. You're going to get a play by play that looks like it was written up by John Madden. You are going to get a bell check of a playbook of this third kid. And I don't want to hear a peep. I don't want-- you better have your red receipts on. I want you to deflect anything. That's fine. You're going to-- hey, just took a-- There's the proof. Hey, wife's getting sliced open in five minutes. Hey, this is Dr. Spanotto. I'm going to give you everything. That's fine. See, this is the toxic part of our relationship, is I just ask for a little extra, and you have to make me feel bad like that. Asking for a little extra is-- bro, like super happy that the kid was here, and everything is happy, I can-- I actually can't even imagine how weird and stressful and how much that is. But, dude, maybe just text me next time. I was worried. Anyway, have a great day, get some rest. You said, you'll-- You didn't clear it through me. You know how much, dude. Are we even friends? Are we even boys? That's what-- as you said, yeah. You can't call me black and white when you're doing that-- Dude, that's why you wish you were black and white. Yeah, I do. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, but that's-- I just wanted to clear the air. It's been-- I just been festering for a while. OK, yeah. I'm glad you did, because you didn't say a peep about that. Yeah, I know. I kept it inside. Dude, OK, can I tell you something? Now, I hinted at this a couple of days ago, and it was so revolutionary for me. OK, what happened? I-- it was a very small hint. I called you, and I was like, the craziest ever happened to me this morning, but I can't tell you about it. Oh, you did tell me. And I have saved that for this right here. Oh, please tell me, the craziest ever happened to you. For anyone that wants a baby, this is just a small little sneak peak of what could possibly happen. What happened? All right. This is fourth, fifth day out of the hospital. Typical bedtime malachite goes down. We're starting to hit the hay. We're watching a show in Mylands of Sleep. It's probably 10 p.m. Yeah. Right, a lot of movement can't be taught. That's so much movement. No, you're going to do it. It's about 10 p.m. You know, Mylands of Sleep were watching the show. Now, knowing he's going to wake up at 12, I'm like, I'm going to fill it out. Live, you can go to bed, babe. I'm just going to watch the show. I can't go to sleep for one hour in the wake up, and I'll be even more. So I'm awake. 12 o'clock hits. It's been three hours. I got to wake him up and feed him. Everything's Gucci. The whole thing takes about an hour. I put him back down at 1. I'm lost in the times now. Oh, yeah. It's too many times now. It gets deep. 1 a.m. he goes back down. I go to close my eyes. Fast forward. He does not get well rested. He doesn't get comfy enough till 4.30. It's three hours. That's three and a half hours. Don't you dare skimp my 30 minutes because every fucking waking second is rough. Yeah, 4.30. He goes to sleep. He wakes up at 5.15. I have been asleep for 45 minutes. Yeah. Me sounds like new dad. And 10. Yeah. Okay. He wakes up. We feed him again. Okay. He has his big burp. It can't come out. We finally get him laid down. He's starting to go to sleep. He falls asleep and lives on. I'm just sitting there delusional next to her. Are you? Do you need anything? Because she's still recovering. So anytime I got to go grab some, it's me. Yeah. Do you need anything, babe? All of a sudden. Mine was dead asleep. He goes. It throws up, gets all on his neck, soils are close, soaks his, soaks everything he has on. And then the vomit's just resting in his face. That's disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Yeah. No. He's got to have some better cooth. Take care of him. Put him in the bed. He then just. Right. Right. This is a whore. This is a whore story. Yeah. This sounds like baby stuff. Oh, it's baby stuff. Until this part. He put him down at 6.30. We finally go to bed. Okay. I sleep for two and a half hours. Nine o'clock. And the first thing I do, because I was awake all night, my digestive tract's thrown, right? I wake up. Oh, hey, good morning, babe. Oh, God. Oh, I got a fart. I throw my legs up and I literally, it's myself and my got on my bed on my white angelic bed sheets. There's a stain from a grown 28 year old father of two that had the gall to. literally go like this. I blew a hole through my underwear. You had on draws? Oh, they're gone now. They're in there. No, no, no, no. You had on draws when this happened? That's all I had on. Wait, whoo. I got all draws in my cross. When draws in Jesus. When you said this, I wasn't visioning but naked. Oh, if I don't even but naked, no, no, I can't see but naked words are small. Dude, I wake up not confident. It doesn't matter. The fact that you're telling me that you shot a can in a poop that was so powerful that it went out of your underwear. No, you're just grazing past that. That's the crazy part of it. It split the seams in the draws. It literally removed someone's work. Think about it. A machine and sewed it to where this is good. It can contain your and I shot with such velocity. My poop, my poop literally went like this so fast. The draws went and opened up like Moses. And then I painted my angelic white sheets and it blew it. Okay. I want you to guess what my first word was. What? I said, I just, myself, I mean, I wasn't, the all tiredness was gone. All tiredness was gone. I literally was dead tired. I couldn't even open my eyes and I went, I just, myself, I said, no, I just live literally one eye open. You always say that. It never happens. It never, oh my God. And I went, no, I, my pants, it's I sh*t in my pants. I looked down and they're, I'm talking like a, it was a cleanable amount of poop. Like it wasn't like a, was it just like the stain or was there thickness, was there? Oh, no, it was, it was a mean potato. It was like a, like a melted laffy taffy. Like it wasn't too bad, but it was, it was, there was some density. It wasn't just the broth. It had chicken noodle in it. And a little bit of noodle, like one noodle. And I, I, I was absolutely mind blown. I was mind blown. I started walking around the room with the draws on my bed, my son and my wife right there. And I'm, I'm living. Did Liv see this? Yeah. What she say? What she saw it? She said, she was like, no, why you finally did it? She's, no, your household's going to hell. No, your, the first words, no, your wife is, you finally did it. It's insane. She's, I mean, this is all in the pot. She's, like, four times. Like she, I don't know. She has no, no security. I mean, remind me to never spend the night of that. No, just don't sleep in our bed. But I, dude, it was the craziest. Oh my God, my girlfriend's up to that bed. Yeah. Well, that was pretty, that was pretty times. This is post. Don't sleep there anymore. Kim, it's split my, I have a couple of questions. Why for what? What possessed you to hit this? I really don't know. What possessed you to get in this? I mean, I look breathable right now. I don't know, bro. Why? I don't know the devil was working over time. I don't know because I really think if I just were to lay it flat like, yeah, it probably would have been like a blowout, probably went up the back, maybe. But no, I think the problem is, is that one you lifted, so it created more airway. And then two, did you push or did you let it come out? Oh, I pushed like a son of a, I didn't get it. I was trying to PR on a squat because my stomach was, bro, I didn't get to sleep. My food didn't get to digest properly. I woke up. I was like, oh, no, no. And I went, I did it myself. I said, I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it myself. And live, listen, what do you mean? No, you always say that. You never do. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You finally did it. No, yard is disgusting, bro. It makes me more sad realizing that there's a, there was a, at the time, like a seven day old baby six feet away from just open fecal matter. How are my father? How quick did he, how long did y'all take to clean the sheets after? Oh, dude. Her mom stayed the night. My mom was there. It was a whole espionage mission for no one to see, but how long did it take for you to wash your sheets after that happened? About an hour, about an hour. Oh, I cleaned it immediately. No, no, I did. I cleaned it immediately, but to rip the sheet off the bed and throw that shit in there. Yeah. You let those sheets stay on that bed for an hour, Cam. I cleaned it immediately. That was the first thing I told you I stood up. I had. I was hitting a little wobble. I went straight to the kitchen. I was holding my little pinto bean of another meat sack. Stop right now. You shut yourself. And the first thing you do is go to the kitchen. I had to get the cleaning supplies. Yeah. Wash your. That's true. Dude, you can't, I can't win with you. You said, oh, you didn't take them off immediately. And now it's all you didn't wash your first thing. This is the order of operations of you yourself. Immediately go clean. No, dude, I'm already spoiled. I had, I need to take care of the sheets. I am, I mean, I'm, there's no wash. I have to get in this. I have to take a shower, bro. It's not like a, oh, let's hit a little rosewater wipe. I have to shower. It was, it was insane. I've, it was like a mucus plug. It's like your hands after did you? It's, oh, dude, I sanitized that hell out of them. Sanitized? Oh, yeah. You didn't wash. I washed with soap and I literally, like, practically poured hand sanitized. The house is disgusting, man. It was unbelievable. I mean, you're, that, like, it was, it's getting there, man. I don't know. I mean, dude, that reminds me. So while you were yourself, no, I haven't got stuff in a while. I close the other day, real close the other day. It's scary feeling because I like Sarah's reaction. My girlfriend, I like my girlfriend's reaction whenever I fart around her because she's so welcoming for it. And so sometimes like, it makes me feel like at home, you know? So sometimes I like to like really push it out. It's like, because I want her to go, oh, baby, it's okay. Like, her tummy. It's okay. It makes me feel good. So I was like, I, I needed some reassurance. You need a therapy dog is what you need. You need a dog that can't communicate back with you. You can just fart around it. It'll give you a motion. It'll be like, I don't want my, I don't want that. Oh, you don't want that. You just want your girlfriend sniffed flow, knees out of your nose. Oh, it's okay. They've do it more on me. Anyway, whenever I was, whenever this weekend, you had a kid, I went to Nashville. Yeah, you did. To Kane Brown's bar opening in Nashville on Broadway. KB congrats brother. So our friend Kane Brown opened up his bar on Broadway in the middle of Nashville. If you don't know Broadway, it's basically this whole street and downtown Nashville that has a bunch of country singers like clubs and bars. And it's fantastic. So Kane Brown invited us to go to the opening. Now, Cam couldn't go because it was the weekend you were having your second son. Yeah. Peyton doesn't have responsibilities. So I went to Nashville, right? Absolutely. Before we do that, I'd go into what I was going to say. I want to talk about this. I haven't talked about publicly. Whenever we went to Kane Brown's bar, I met Patrick Mahomes. Oh, shake that little shake that little muffin. Can I say, I'm going to drive the bomb here, drop the bomb. Patrick Mahomes knows who we are. I'll be your new Travis Kelsey Patrick. I'll be your Travis. I might not have the muscle, but I got the fade. I'll be your Travis. Yes, sir. I met Patrick Mahomes, man. That's unbelievable. That is unbelievable. QB one. QB one. So I go to Nashville for Kane Brown's bar opening, right? You go, and I met Patrick Mahomes. She started doing it again. So I knew this was like a VIP opening. It was the day before the actual public opening. Yeah. So Kane invited us, but I didn't know who else was going to be there. I forget that Kane is so famous. Yeah. And there's going to be a lot of famous people there. I didn't know that. I won't get to the bar. Right? I'm low early. Walking to the bar, I'm greeted with shampagna. I'm drinking the shampagna, right? And I'm like, okay, this is four floors of club. I want to see what this place is talking about. Four floors. Big. Oh my god. Yeah. So I'm walking up the stairs. I go to the second floor. Right? There's a new bar. I was like, oh, that means new drink. So I'm at I go there. I'm ordering a drink. Can I have this? Can I have this? From my right. I'm here in a little c-fuffle. A little bit of that c-fuffle. I'm here. I'm here in a lot of foot traffic to my right. Yeah. I look to my right. Jason Aldean right there by me. I go, Mr. Aldean, he goes, boy, I get honestly, he goes, what's up, boy? I didn't say anything to him, but he was there. I was like, that's Jason Aldean. Okay, sick. I'm drinking having a good time. The music's going. The vibes are starting to pick up more people are starting to show up. Right? Another person walks in that I see. Tid in the tat man. I go, I remember you. We went hung out before in Dallas. He didn't remember me at all. Well, I was like, we hung out before, bro. I'm a photographic. Yeah. So we just talked. We caught up. It was all good. It was like that. It's fantastic. Fantastic. I love this guy. Really nice guy. Really funny guy. I'm dead to some more. The night started to pick up some more to my other right. I mean, a lot of rides happening. I go, I mean, we're hitting three six. I'm literally going to three six. You're just hitting right. You go, oh, dude. Oh, keep going. It's exactly what's happening. I hear you like next floor, next floor. But on my third right, I see a guy. And I'm like, I know you. That's real low. Very sexy white beast. I mean, a sexy white guy. Talk to me. It's the guy from Big Time Rush. For God's name. Because I wasn't a big big time rush. It was a little past my time. But this is the closest I've gotten to high school musical, so I was excited. I was really about to say it, I was like, "Oh, and you know what, made it awkward?" At this point, I was four drinks in, and I was like, "Oh, this guy's from Big Time Rush." So, I turned it to a thought, I walk up to him and I was like, "Hey, this bar's pretty big time, ain't it?" I would have thrown up in my mouth if I was with you. Hey, this bar's pretty big time, ain't it? And I'm gonna get upstairs though, no rush. I would have s**t in my pants, oh my god. That, that's the most thottish pick me you've ever done. Oh, I was such a s**t. Oh my god. Anyway, it was so embarrassing, he looked at you. I think his name was, I don't know if it was Kindle or the other guy with the mustache, but I forgot what his name was. He took it well though, he goes, "Ah, I got all right, I got all right, I got all right, we're going to the next floor." You go, "Sair, no, don't worry, babe, he just has that enough drink, yeah." I go to the next floor, right? Started to dance some more, more drinks are coming. Now we've made our way to this little section, like we've kind of created our own section with us famous people. So, you go, "Me and the s**t, Big Time Rush guy." So, all of us really famous people, because I belong there, we're in this wall, right? We're playing this wall, all right. Oh, nice, I looked at my right, and I'm like, "God, I'm looking at somebody's nipple, this guy's tall." Oh, guy. Yeah, it's a guy nipple. Oh, guy nipple. I look at my right, I see a male nipple. I'm like, "This is a tall guy, to shirt list it, for you to be here, your chest to be at my level, you must be tall." Undertaker, I look up, Kurt Warner, I'm like, "Holy s**t." You want to talk about Keynes, like, list of friends. Yeah. I mean, a straight, like, not strange, but just, I mean, it's everywhere. It's everywhere, it's everywhere. It's all over the place. It's everywhere. Kurt Warner, yeah. Yeah, like, holy s**t, Kurt Warner's here. I was like, that's Kurt. It smells fantastic. It smells fantastic. I kept falling around, because I wanted to figure out his cologne, but I don't know cologne, so I don't, I was just stalking him at this point. Every time, every time he's like vibing, but he has like, he has awareness, he just sees you, and like, every time he catch you at the end, you're like, "Let me walk up there." He goes, "You're like, oh, farty, no, no problem, Kurt, no problem." Yeah, and so, I just, I was like, what is it? And so, then, so you can see downstairs from the balcony, right? Like, into the floors that you were just on. So, I'm drunk, and I'm like, I want to see aerial view. And so, I look over the balcony, and I see more confuffle going down there. I'm like, "Oh, there's more famous people." I'll look down there. I see the one the only, Tony Romo. Tony Romo, I see Tony Romo downstairs. I'm, and you know me, I'm always a goat. I live in Dallas, go to it. I live in Dallas, I'm, I'm die hard Cowboys fan, I grew up on the Cowboys. I love me some Tony Romo. I'm drunk, I'm, I'm fanning out over all these famous people. Tony! Like, it's so loud. The DJ goes, "You're, you're like Tony!" He just goes, he's like, "Romo!" That's my TV number nine! No, but I did something kind of close. You're so drunk, right? Sarah needs to, I mean, have you on a drink limit when you're around these people? Sarah, dude, she doesn't care. She's tied to me up. And so, I'm looking over the balcony. I see Tony Romo, I'm like star-struck, and I'm like, from Dallas, he knows that. I go, it's, I mean, it's a club. There's hundreds of people here, it's so loud. I go, "Go boys!" Wow. Wow. That's bad. Oh, that's bad, bub. Somehow, some way that was worse than what I thought. I had no idea you were going to say, and that's work, go boys. Go boys, it's Chris, and the little deep end to make the voice go. So go boys! Oh, dude. Ask me if you heard me. Oh, did he hear you? No, everyone else around me did. Oh, my God, dude, you poor soul. Go boys is criminal. So, the night further's on, I make my way to a more VIP section. That cane brown's in now. I take another right. So, I take a right, and I'm in a more famous section. Right, I'm on a wall. cane brown's right next to me. Now, I look to his right. Sitting down right there was the one the only Patrick Mahomes. Man, one of the most coveted quarterbacks in FL players of all time. One of the absolute greats. Yeah, 100%. Now, I don't know if I'm drunk, or I'm just super excited, but I think Patrick Mahomes is eyeing me down. Why are you in such a thought bag tonight? You're like, "Oh, dude, he was 100% giving me the eye." So, I was sitting there dancing to the music, right? Patrick Mahomes is right here with the cameras at. And I just look, I'm like. And then, so, he keeps. I keep catching his eye, he keeps going. And so, I just give up. I don't want to go talk to him because a lot of people are over there. He's with his wife. I was like, "You know what, I'm just going to play cool. I'm not going to go up to him." Kane Brown, nicest guy in the world, comes over to me. We're just talking gibber jabbering. He goes, "Hey, man, stop being so weird. Staying over here, go hang out." He knows that I play off a little bit. Like, I like to stay on the wall. He goes, "Hey, man, no one over there is going to grow. Stop being petrified." He's like, "Just go." He literally said, "No one over there is going to bite you. Come hang out with us." And I go, "No, it's okay. It's okay." He goes, "Have you met everybody over there?" And I go, "Ahhh, a couple of them." He goes, "Have you met Patrick?" I go, "No." He goes, "Do you want to?" I go, "Yeah, I do." And he goes, "Come on." He grabs me. I was like, "Thanks, Kane." You go, "God, you haven't worked it out." He grabs me. I'm following him, right? $60, I'm following him, right? He goes, "Patty, like this, Patrick stands up." I'm looking, Patrick, my home's dead in the eye. I go, "Patrick!" I was about to say, dude, at that point, I would have kicked out. All right, if I was able to tell you how you got to go. He goes, he goes, "Patrick is a patent." Patrick, my home's coming to the desk. He goes, "Ha, I know who you are." Crazy first thing to say. From Patrick, my home's nuts. I go, "You do?" Oh, I didn't say that. I'm fanned out of this one. I'm like, "Oh, yeah." I'm like, "Oh, for real?" And then Kane comes in, and he goes, "Yeah, dude. This is painting as a podcast." It's like him and his boy are hilarious. He goes, "Yeah, I know y'all pop up my shit all the time." I go, "We do." "We do." I was so excited. I was like, "We do, really?" And then we get interrupted for a second. I was so pissed. I was like a jealous girlfriend. Some people came up and I was like, "It's my patrick time." They go, "Hey, Pat, you go, "Shut up." See what's happening? Anyway, Patty, yeah, keep talking about how you know us. Yeah, and I go, so that kind of interrupted the flow of our conversation. But then I go in for the kill. This comes in just like, "I'm a big fan of him. I think he's a cool guy." Especially after meeting him. Like, he's super talkative, really nice guy. It's always scary to meet really famous people. But he's like, you can tell he's just a down-earth guy. Just saw as one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. And when people are nice, I want to talk to them. I feel like I can be inclined to have a relationship with you, like a friendship. Stan. So I tell them, I'm like, "Hey, bro, since you know the podcast, me and Cam are based in Dallas. Anytime you want to come talk to me up." Oh, please, Patty. And he goes, "Yeah, man, I'm down, bro. I love Dallas." Oh, yeah, let's do it. I go, "Yeah!" You go knock over everyone's drink. I accidentally hit Cain to the ground. And you're just like, "And then I go over, and I'm like, baby, won't guess what just happened." Oh, my God. And then I seek Tony Roma walk by and go, "F**k you." I go, "Cheese tie, die." You're a nice thumb with the goal line. Patty would never. He was our f**king hero quarterback, Joe Kear Childhood. Oh, I will never tolerate Tony Roma's way. No, no, not at all. But Patrick Mahomes, thanks for being so cool. It was a great experience. Can you, Brian, congratulations on your new bar. It's a natural, if you all go to Broadway. I mean, that is, that is, um, but first off, I mean, now let's just say this. Out of all the NFL players just said they're there, why are they all a quarterback? No, there was more. Like, Cain has a quarterback thing. He has a quarterback, a little f**king fling. No, I hung out with the guy who plays for Miami Dolphins. He's a really cool guy. He's not a quarterback. He was like, 6'9", 400 pounds. Like, he's massive. He's on the line. Yeah. I'll be like, "No, he actually said he was a DB." He said he was a D-end. Oh, yeah. He's f**king. I got to make a move. Oh, I imagine him coming at you. I was like, "Oh, I'll literally be like, "No, thank you, I'll leave now." Oh, that's insane. No, it's crazy. That made me think like, who else has seen this do it? Okay, I didn't want to take away from that move. that's exactly where my mind went. Like, bro, it's like, okay, I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it out there. If anybody has any connections or knows someone or knows a cousin or something, what are the odds? They love Ron James. He doesn't have to like us. He doesn't have to be like, oh, I know them. I've seen them before. What are the odds that our faces has just hit his phone? Dude, I don't even care if he didn't even watch the whole video. He comes up, he listens to 30 seconds, whatever, boom. But like, just to think, LeBron Raymone, the goat James. Oh, no, it makes me tingle thinking about it. No, it literally gets me happy. Yeah, dude. I don't even like, please, if somebody's just in LeBron's camp. That's what I'm saying. You just want to just send me a band. Don't even send it to us. Make us work for it. Yeah, just like, give us a breadcrumb. Give us a breadcrumb. Just to make us feel something, man. I'll get in my T.I. bag. I'll figure some shit out. That's crazy. I've never said this, but like, really early stages of the podcast, like Fruit Loops days, like a long time, three years ago. I got a DM from somebody. And they're, I'm not going to say who, but their Instagram said, OVO something and they DMed me. And it was about a video and I was like, if you're in OVO, there's some chance that that hit the group chat, that video hit the group chat. Dude, that makes me literally tingle. Oh yeah, it makes me work cry. I think the weekend knows us. I think he might know you. You've been fro row and two of us like this. Able, Able, Able, Timeless, Timeless. Like, and I'm just like this. I'm like recording you do it. Yeah, I know. Dude, oh, and I'm so mad. Our graphic designer got reposted by the weekend. I congratulated James after that, but I'm so angry. It's almost farted. Anyway, it was an incredible graphic. I'm sweating. You should know about that. [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh my god, dude. Wait. Don't even do that. You know that shit is shit right now. Get OK. You just said you're sweating and you go for the diabolical earring back. My earrings, like the back of my earrings, smell so bad. No, no, no. Viewers, you actually can't comprehend this. Unless you have someone in your life that has like an infected earlobe, you don't-- his shit could kill something young. Like, it could literally end a small porcupine. If you want to know how bad this stinks, I haven't taken my earrings out in like six years. I haven't taken them out one time. Well, that hurts my stomach thinking about that. I have a challenge for you. No. There's no challenge. There's no-- honestly, honest to God, you should respect me enough as a man, like not even as a friend, as a coer, as a-- man, to not ask me to sniff your ear. I'm not sniffing your ear. You can't sniff my earrings. Uh, no, let me get a little juice out first. If I squeeze it, a little sum comes out. Can't, please. I'll give you $100. I'll hunt, make it more, make it more. Make it $500, I'll do it. $500, I'll do it. $500. Why am I such a cheap dude? $500. And we're not-- Oh no, switch sides. We're not-- you just said let me get juice out of you. Yeah, I got to squeeze it out a little bit. Hmm. There's no way. I mean, Robbie looks like he's going to throw up. There's no way. Stop playing with it! You're sitting there rubbing it down. Oh, wow. I mean, that smells like a reduced condom. OK, here we go. Oh my god, dude, no. All right, all right. Get him, get him, get in there. [COUGHING] Oh! What the [COUGHING] [COUGHING] No, no, no, dude. Oh my dang it, my dang it, bro. It's it. No, it is bad. It is bad. Shut the fuck up. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Oh my god, you got so ready. You're sweating. Stop speaking. That bait and that's not real, dude. Dad, I think my lungs are hurting. Oh my god, dude. I'm not kidding, it's not bad. Before you touch it, then you've got the-- Cheese tush. That smell, that is like you took-- that's like you took molded cheese, like a molded provolone. Woo! In the fact that you're so-- what is it? A nozmic? In fact, you're so a nozmic to that. You can sniff it and make a funny gesture. Yeah. That would literally fuck up in un, like an uncontacted triner, like a group of people that don't have medicines. That would fuck them up, bro. Like that would-- I think my ears have the clap. I think I got a little bit of-- on my ear. My-- I don't know where that came from. I might have talked to somebody about that. That's-- it's coming, that's-- Oh. You have cl-- of the-- I got into my nail a little bit. I'm not giving you any money. Don't, dude. No, you are. Honestly, I knew you were never going to give me 500. I'll take the 100. It'll fill my gas down. Oh, you agreed on. OK, then give me the 5. You're sick, dude. You're an awful man. Like, you're an awful, awful man. I need to get-- I need to clean my ears. I just don't know how. Take the ear-- dude, choke that, like, for melda high. Take the earrings out and clean it with anything you have in your house. Yeah, I started wearing my retainer. You never get the retainer. It looks like a mouthpiece. Yeah. I stopped wearing that after, like, three years because I couldn't see through it. It was, like, all green and yellow. I didn't know how to clean it. Like, I tried to brush it, but it never came off. Somebody else has been there before. Oh, my God, dude, I hope-- I pray to God. No one's ever been there. All you do is you get a little 20-cent Bencher cleaning tablet. No, I took that from your sink in college, but it didn't work. And it took from my grandma for her dentures. Didn't work. Not on what I had. I mean, I was growing plants out of my-- I think. - All right. But you should know podcast. Bringing a second kid into the world obviously means a lot of food. We got a lot of food delivered to us, but-- No, it doesn't. What? Kid, babies don't do it, Ash. No, babies don't do it, Ash, but when you bring a baby, your friend's do it, Ash, except you, prick. Anyway, back to what I was speaking on. OK. One day, we did not have a meal delivered, which is completely fine. So I had to hit the road. But I didn't want to get the same-- we always get-- she ate that all throughout the pregnancy. I'm driving, right? OK. I'm trying to make myself to a beautiful little Popeyes always in a kitchen. Careful. Do you know what I see off the side of the road that looked-- I mean, a band-in desolate, but it was still open and in business. What? A TGI Friday. Does still exist. That needs to leave. Is it 2001? No, no, no, I was baffled. I don't-- I-- I-- you're stuck. I wanted to sit-- like, take a seat at a booth by myself. OK. I'm not going to lie, though. TGI Friday's-- Well, actually-- it's a TGI Friday. TGI Friday's-- are you saying J? You're saying J. You're saying, thank Jesus. It's Friday. It's-- thank God it's Friday. TGI Friday's had, like, middle-class white women in a chokehold. Like a good family of five. Have you ever eaten there? For a few. I'm-- no. OK. Well, why? I don't know, because I loved the commercials, and it made me look forward to every Friday. Commercials were gas. The slogan was-- I mean, slogan had any kid in a chokehold. Oh, dude, thank God it's Friday. It's not a slogan. Well, that's what it stood for. Is that a slogan? Or slogan songs? I don't think a slogan has to be a song. I think a slogan's a slogan. What's the best slogan of all time? Best slogan of all time? Nationwide is on your side. OK, that's a good one. Or red robin. Red robins also out there with TGI Friday. Oh, yeah, they need to go out of business. No, red robins, been done. They can't go to red robins. They can't go to my point, even more. They got caught up in the Me Too movement. They got canceled. Either someone incredibly can't say that and look at me like that. Someone incredibly high up has an alarming amount of equity in TGI Friday, and they're doing it straight off the muscle. I'm just going to stay open. I'm in the red. I'm bleeding. I'm staying open. Or there's some goblins that spend enough money to keep-- I mean, TGI Friday is the food version of mattress firm. That's cartel. 100%. That's money laundering. 100%. Do TGI Friday? OK, the fact you've never eaten there is even better. The menu at TGI Friday was vast or small. It's like you're at a carnival. What? They have fair food at TGI hot and candy. They've caught and candy. And TGI Friday says cotton candy on the menu? They used to have a burger. That was a burger with a chicken candy. with an onion ring, with a motzi stick, with the bun, then douse sit and queso. It was like a, it was like a wet drink, like a fever wet drink. - Oh, Michelle Obama counseled T.J. Friday. She was like, "She's a school of menus." And T.J. Friday. - No, she said, "T.J. Friday, you're out of here." - No, it's disgusting. - Bro, we have to modern kids dream, though. - That's what I'm saying, bro. I mean, I can't lie, the two times I went, very good. Now, growing up, again, hindsight's 2020. It's like, why the fuck did we ever, I mean, you sit down with 4,000 calories. - 100,000, easy. - Dude, can I say something? Now that we're talking about food places, I shouldn't exist. - Yes. - Can I make a list of the worst fast food of all time? - Ooh, I'm in on it. - Like, I have some hot takes about fast food. - Oh, we're putting fire to that. - Dude. - There's a lot of fast food places. - Dude, they've y'all talk about that are good. It's honestly disgusting. - No, yeah, I don't. It's, I'm gonna list five off real quick, off the top of my head, okay? - So, is it like, in order? - Five is, the worst one is number one. - Okay, that, that, that, that. - Number one is like, if you go there, you should be putting federal prison. - Okay. - Under the jail with Al Capone. - And then five is like, it just needs to shut down, like, like, expeditions. - Everything on here, if you eat there, I look at you, like, less of a human. - Okay. - Can I say that? - Yeah, scum. - Sorry, here we go. Number five, on the worst fast food of all time list, is five guys. What? Five guys is disgusting. It's sloppy, it's nasty. It makes me feel like a little food slut. - I do not like that. - I love being a little five guys food slut. - See, I like to be whining, dying to my fast food. I don't want to just feel like a sloppy. - Lined and dined in fast food, they don't go. It's like two ends of the f***ing magnet. They don't go, you don't get whined and dined at fast food. - It's, okay, normally like, - Five guys eats, bro, what are you talking about? - Okay, so fast food is like a one night stand, in my opinion. Go with this analogy with me. - Okay. - Going to fast food is like a one night stand. You understand that this is not gonna be like, a healthy exchange, right? But you want to be treated with class and respect, right? Five guys is the one night stand. They just, it's gonna be a sloppy burger. - Yeah. - They just barely wrap it up, throw it in the bag. They don't even have the decency to put the fries in the frying container. They're just dumping it on the bag. Like, you know what I mean? They didn't even give me a towel afterwards. They just walked out of the room. - Exactly, but you want to stick with that analogy? You know it's a one night stand. So you're not looking for Prince Charming. You're looking like, just getting bent over like a little bad girl you are. - Yeah, but and that's where five guys comes in at. - But eat binge over and get you right there and that throw and you're done. - But even if, there should still be some aftercare. Get me the towel. - Dude, spank me and leave. - Get your own towel. So one night stand, get your own towel. - See, that's why you're like, five guys, you have no respect. - Yeah, you said that you said, "Hey, this is a mutual thing. "We're not texting each other. "We know this isn't gonna be anything. "Get out." - No, number four, long john silver. - Now I can agree with you. If you're eating LJS in 2026, go to hell. - First of all, what the, are you eating? - No, I mean, I, the amount of long john, long john silver, John long silver that are in North Texas. So far from bodies of water and I can't even believe if you're eating that in like the middle of a country. - That's what I'm saying. If you're now within 50 miles of an ocean, you shouldn't eat seafood. - Oh, that's my thing. - That's my thing. - 100%. - And now if it's a seafood, heavy seafood special. - If it's a high class restaurant, fast food seafood should be, it shouldn't exist. - That's like red 40. You should not, you should not be in that. - You shouldn't be consuming it. The only, the, I don't even do catfish from like a fat, catfish I only get from restaurant. What do you mean I'm eating like cod? - I shouldn't drink. - That's $7. - You shouldn't be able to get fast food in your car. All right, you shouldn't be able to get seafood in your car. - No. - That should not happen. - You should not be able to sit at a red light and bite into cod. - Yeah, like, where are you keeping that contained? - And those hush puppies, they've been frozen since 2019. They mass produced 8 billion hush puppies and they just sent them off. I think once their hush puppy supply runs out, they cancel. - No, that you go to a local pet code, just get the goldfish, like cooking them up. That's all they're doing. - No, long gone service has to be closed. - Ain't you agree, I agree. - And you know what my mom does? Like I'll be talking to her, but like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, just got some food. I'll go from where? She'll go, I'm not gonna say it. And I immediately know she's gonna say, I go, mom, where the fuck did you go get food? She goes, long johns. But I'm like, mom, what the fuck? And she's like, you just can't beat it. - I go, I can beat you. - Yeah, I can beat you and there's places that can dare, if you're ashamed, if you're ashamed to tell people you should not be consuming. - Yeah, that's disgusting. - You'd say this. - Long johns. - You know what you say? Long johns. I got the long johns. - If you eat long johns, over some follows right now. - You're so crazy for five guys. Crazy for five guys. - Number three, Jack in a box. - Oh yeah. - Only thing redeemable about Jack in a box is the fries. And sometimes the fries give me food poisoning. - I have had Jack in a box twice. I've thrown up twice. - That's my life story of Jack in a box. First off, you're a mask off. Weird. - What is that? - What is the Jack in a box? - What is that? - It's literally a man. It's a Caucasian male. - With a round face. - Ping pong head. With a sharp, what is that for you? - He has an ice cream nose. Ice cream cone nose. He's an ice cream cone just tilted. - That's all he is. - The tilted ice cream cone ping pong face in a three piece suit. I don't like him. He's strange. And your food has always been subpar. - And can I say, I've never walked into a Jack in a box. It's been clean. - Never. - I've never walked into a Jack in a box. - I have to go. - I have to go. - I have gross friends. - Are they the place where the chicken fries? - No, that's um. - That's burger king. - Burger King. - Them too. - Burger King's honorable mention. - Y'all do. But Jack, I mean, this, now this does it for me. - Yeah. - One of my friends, he's heavy. Like really high on a Jack in a box. - You should block him. - Yeah, you're a goblin. But when you, when I go, what do you get? And he goes, the breakfast tacos. - They serve breakfast at Jack in a box? - That's like saying, oh my dude, let's go to Chick-fil-A. Like, oh my god, what's your favorite thing? And you're like, the cookie? - If you're getting breakfast food fast food, you need to re-evaluate your life. - Well, oh, no. - No, no, no, no. - You hold your, you're a saddle boy. Breakfast food fast food. You got, you have to treat yourself better. - Oh, breakfast Wendy's. Oh, wow, breakfast sonic. Oh, wow, breakfast, breakfast Brahms would quite literally - What the fuck is breakfast Brahms? - Breakfast Brahms would make me scream my mother. - That's very low-glies. That's, that's not, no people don't know what Brahms is. - Oh, bro, oh. - Y'all are missing out. - It's a boy, they don't live in Oklahoma. - Yeah, that's, we don't live in Oklahoma. - Yeah, but they just moved here. Brahms have been here forever. - Not in North Texas, but not in Austin. Like we never had Brahms. - Oh, okay, okay. - It's for that Oklahoma, like poor people region. Like that's, like Brahms really goes crazy in the lower middle class. Like that's, just kidding. - Yeah. - Jack is about, I'm, okay, I'm two, I'm saying you're two four. Breakfast fast food is a bad character trait. Like that's like, I probably agree. Tastes fantastic, I agree to you. - Are you voted for a very specific person if you get breakfast fast food? That's something to say. - Okay, you are two, you are two, you are two, you're batting two for three. Number, that's a bad, that's a bad. - Number two, worst fast food in my opinion is subway. Subway is like Walmart. - What do you mean? - Subway, it can stand the test of time. - So if you are hungry, if you are hungry as, and all that's in front of you is a subway, you're not mad. - Yeah, I am, I'm not eating. Ooh, I'm gonna be hungry today. - Oh, oh, you're a pretty little princess. - First of all, if we're talking about weird mascots, we're gonna talk about Jared. - You know what I mean, we're talking about weird mascots. - Very fancy. - And he's still in jail today. And we need to keep him in prison. - You seen those docks? - Oh, dude. - Yeah, a couple things were adapted on those. - Oh my God, he's definitely in the files. - Dude, Subway, it's timeless, it's ageless. - Now this is my free subway. - Subway, 100% better. Firehouse subs, proper better. - 100% better. - But Subway is not, just because someone else is better. It's like, LeBron, MJ, Kobe. That doesn't mean Kobe. The other two are just better. Kobe's still very viable. - No, no, no, no. Don't ever disrespect the late great Kobe like that. Do you compare him to Subway? - Kobe's Subway. - He's like Chet Holger. Subway's Chet Holger. Like he's good. Like, yeah, we would love to have him on the team, but he's gonna put up two points a game set. - When it comes time, you put in, Wimby is Jimmy Johnson. - You know what I mean? I mean, you're gonna get him up. No, you don't have a chance. When it comes time for dinner, we don't really watch him. - Exactly. - No, dude, you're true. Subway is 3D printed, in my opinion. Like Subway takes 3D printed. - I don't, I can't say that he's been blocked. - And can I say this? - You're hiring rate is 99% convicts. Oh, like I have never felt like, you know. - Oh dude, I've never gotten more lip from a fast food employee than a subway worker. - What do you want? - Can I get the black force hand a little bit? - I'm so sorry I forgot that bro. - Man, what do you want in your sandwich bro? I'm like, what in the head? No, 100%. They got some, boy, they got an interesting HR. - It's like, and I just don't feel like that food gets changed out enough. - Now, okay, that's where I agree with you. - There was a time, as a kid, like playing basketball during the summer, I would go to Subway every day 'cause it was healthy. I would look in that lettuce and I was like, I saw his same strand there yesterday. - Dude, no one's got that, huh? No one, dude, I went in one time and the turkey looked like I had gang green on it. I said, yeah, I guess I'm going hand today. I'll go hand, we'll try the hand. I said, holy f*****, that zombie flesh. We'll go hand, I said, I'm not eating that. - I think I did the same f*****. It was in the summer, we'd be hooping every day, I hit the subway every day, it was right by the gym every day. I walked in, he was like, he said, "Turkey, I said, yeah, we'll do the f*****." Nope, we're going to try the hand. We're going to try the hand. I mean, it literally looks like a sandal, like it was like a bottom of a flip-flop. It was bad, dude. - And going in, you're two, okay, you either win in my book, you either win or lose right here. And this kind of doubles down on the point of food that probably isn't real. my number one worst fast food in my opinion is Taco Bell you son stop that now you son of a I'm telling you do Taco Bell speaking of you don't know what that is bro you are eating possum foot like there is no way I don't give a I don't give a fit is literal literal grounded up monkey knuckles in Taco Bell that's don't I'm not saying for this yeah you don't slender you don't slender TV Taco Bell has gotten you you painting oh I know you're gonna say through so many drunk at night exactly and that's my point and that's you still owe the money and that's my point if I can only eat you when I'm drunk that means I'm making a bad decision I mean you ever like in my single days in my single days I'd be drunk enough leaving a club and and very horned up I would leave with some stuff I normally wouldn't leave with that's Taco Bell that's not no that is not Taco Bell is your bottom Taco Bell is always it first off two a.m. all these other little idiots I don't want to work we're up until two we got you second off there's no way you arguably one of the greatest one of the greatest drinks ever no they made it and you know what a mom and you want all of it extra large you know ice blast oh I love a hundred grams of sugar in my drinks ooh it's two a.m. and I got a half a bottle of honey in me don't care exactly the only way you like it is if you're and me rated in the brain no no that's a bad decision I'm showing you that's a bad decision I talk about in the middle of a Wednesday I eat I will literally stop it to talk about for lunch on Wednesday at two o'clock you also had a talk with your doctor that is true but I don't get to do talk about Taco Bell no dude no no hell no dude talk about a place it no this is the thing you you picked five whatever the amount of places it's that could be said before the industry giant there's three four other taco spots that are worse than Taco Bell Taco Cabana worse than Taco Bell Dell Taco grossest worse than Taco Bell Taco bueno worse than Taco Bell I can't speak on those because I haven't been to those exactly I can only speak on the places I've been you haven't been to them wonder why because they're nasty and they're below no this is just Taco Bell's everywhere and it's open at 2 a.m. outside of a club why do you think they're everywhere because they got success and because they're the best taco just because there's a lot means it's good when it comes to a franchise like a Taco Bell yeah you don't get to just pop them up if you suck that's why there's like eight long down silver's life and I'm working hard to get all it closed down you can go an any street corner in a downtown and there's crack crack's not good but the people like it yeah that's illegal I go these talk so should probably something there be us I'm not gonna lie do I honestly I'll say this on the record if a if a study came out and told me what's inside Taco Bell and it was abysmal you'd delete it I need it with exactly so which makes your opinion invalid because you just don't care no that makes my opinion so valid because that's how good it is now let's really call the diction I know this is hurting me I know this is killing me but I can't help it I still want to do it that's literally called addiction that's what that monkey knuckles giving you dude they they they traced lunch meat to like cancer before everything in this life that's different kills you yeah no it's not yes it is because those studies aren't like those studies are sensationalized headlines if there's one thing in it that could give you cancer like it's all the whole lunch make you give you cancer how could that not be the same thing we talk about I think I didn't say anything about cancer no you didn't say kid but I'm saying you're saying it's not good for you I'm saying it is it how do you know have you done your studies so you would somebody want to die you say yeah talk about it's good for you you don't have to be on a diet but I'm not saying I'm saying so you try good for you you know it's so this McDonald's is not good for you yeah it's not good to this home cooking but it's not like you eat it you die if you eat it enough you will yeah let me know what y'all think about my list I mean that you you do you fumbled so bad I don't think so oh my god you fumbled talk about that is it that is I don't need to wonder I'll eat there from drug that list and check mate and you wonder how I'll only eat there from drug that makes it bad it's good I mean it's decent logic I can't lie but that's a you think I'd rather eat it some gas stations that you talk about oh my god you just I mean you just absolutely triggered something in me what this past week gas state this is the crazy I've ever seen a gas station and I've seen something I go to the gas station I park my truck I go to get the gas it's not working I got to go inside I go inside there's a line of ten people filed in this register behind one woman at the front okay already annoyed I'm psych oh my god dude why like first off there's three employees in the store there's one register open unacceptable I hate that unacceptable dude to upper management problem oh my god when I tell you and I I'm not I swear on everything I love right hand to God that woman's up there I'm here in a bunch of gibberish right and then all of a sudden I hear your total your total is gonna be 483 483 dollars if you're spending 483 dollars on a gas station go to hell 483 dollars which now what you buy the thing that confuses me I hear that and I go wow she's got a lot of something hit a little lean pack of doughnuts in a bottle of water that doesn't equate so then I immediately okay she drove a tank like she has a 400 gallons of gas to get yeah she's 18 Wheeler hmm not looking a lot nothing there's not a batmobile out there yeah she got a pack of the literally the little six pack of doors a bottle of water the rest of the 483 dollar bill was scratch off lottery the craziest part though huh is how she's asking about the ticket it's like pig Latin like it's I'm not it she looks like she said let me get two of the tens three of the fives let's do five of the 20s I see the 50 take back the two fives give me two 50s instead I want four more of the other 20s number 12 I'm not sure what actually that is who is I'm not sure either and I'm not trying to be partial but she's it was like a it was like an auction yeah like oh it had to happen to give it even forty four five but it she was spinning there you go so yeah I was like what the in everyone in this line dude it was like the most herd mentality I'm not going to lie if you're spending five hundred dollars on a lottery on lottery tickets just at a local gas station I think we've exceeded the point of lottery tickets I think we need to go to the actual casino yeah it's like unbelievable I said everyone in this line yeah herd mentality we all start looking at each other like this like we're just like what in the hell dude you make fun of us you might hit for a million she you better you're spending four hundred and eighty dollars of the gas station yeah and then she gets all the tickets and then she tries she quite literally tries she goes let's get one real quick she tries to scratch no no no no no scratch oh no dude a blue collar guy Lewis said nah get out nope get out he was like get out get out she turned around she's like mind your own business mind your own business he's like just get it you said there's ten of us yeah you can't you can't scratch the ticket off in front everybody five five hundred dollars and I've I've never seen a gas station purchase for five hundred dollars I'm talking there you can get liquor you can fill your car you can get all the food in the world what is the what is the most amount to spend out of gas station without getting gas like what's the appropriate amount to spend if on yourself yeah I'm saying I'm saying no bro I just to spend if a whole dude I'd if you if you're spending in the triple digits at a gas station that is abysmal yeah well what are you the are you grocery shop what I'm saying are you are you literally grabbing milk and ice cream in a bottle of wine like if you're getting actual gas station yeah some fire seats gatorated energy drink cookies chips yeah I I would never ever spend more than like forty dollars I'm not breaking the fifty dollar mark yeah I've never seen more than without getting gas whenever it's if I'm just getting snacks or whatever at a gas station first of all I don't people in gas station dude people that buy nicknacks and gas stations are going to help yeah in and do and they know they know they're an easy hit they know they're an easy lake too who walks into a gas station and to go oh I'm gonna buy this cross yeah I'm gonna buy the Jesus mural and I need to a reminder of my own name so I'm gonna get a keychain with my name unless you're like traveling from out of town and you're like you see a keychain like from the state oh I'm complete don't buy me a keychain with my own name on it do you see why buy me a magnet of the state buy me a little stamp you want me to keep a keychain of my own name in a state that I haven't been to that screams weird that is absolutely weird really if you were to buy me a gas station you buy me a shirt buy me a little snow globe buy me a spoon you'd rather a snow globe than a keychain with your name on it I have two children of my own if I pull out my car keys and it's my name flashing with the Bellagio fountain behind it and it's Vegas and it's going Cameron Cameron Cameron I'm a I'm now a clown I have no really I have no respect no one respects me that's so sure if I get a Bellagio Cameron Cameron snow globe that's in the closet and no one sees it see that's that's just racing the person's money then no it's I think it's weirder to have a magnet I know do to free a fridge is like a jeep no fridge is like made for mag it's like a big college no not magnets magnets see I feel like people that put magnets on the fridge are weird people that put on the fridge is just weird I don't like that they literally make fridges magnetic like no they don't make the [BLANK_AUDIO] it just happens to be magnetic. - Then why is this couch doesn't happen to be magnetic? - Because it's not made out of magnets, so it's a sofa for luxury and sitting, not for utility. That was easy. - How does something just happen to be magnetic? - Because it's the stuff that is made from, it's just magnetic. So Kim, I've had keys under magnetic. Is it supposed to be magnetic? - I would argue so, 'cause are these keys magnetic? - No. So if this is magnetic, you could, magnet stuff to this is not meant to put magnets on it. How do you know that? What do you mean, how do I know that? This, this mic stand was not made to put magnets on it. How do you know that's not a part of the functionality of it? You can magnet, what if this thing was magnet to keep the wire down? I'm not saying it was made to be a magnet. I'm saying, that's okay, then we agree then. - So, okay, so there's. - You lose that, you said, you said, no, you said fridges were made for magnets. - No. - That's why they made it, I don't know, put magnets on it. - Made to be magnetic, not made to be a f***ing magnet, not a big, massive magnet. - There's a difference, there's a difference. - I'm saying, they didn't make a magnet. - There isn't, it happens to cool shit. - They made a fridge and it's magnetic on the outside. - There's nothing purposefully magnetic in this world, except for like magnets. - There's literally, there's literally screws. There's screws and screwdrivers that are both steel, some are magnetic and some aren't. And you tell me that's an oopsie? Like one guy got drunk and came to work and dropped the magnets fluid. - And not an oopsie, but that's not why it was not like, oh, the functionality of this is to be magnetic. The only thing on this world that. - How is it not the functionality? If there's screwdrivers, they can be magnetic. And then there's screwdrivers that can't. - They just use different materials. That's why brands are different. - Oh f*** me silly. - Every fridge is magnetic. Just because every fridge is made to the same. This mic stand is magnetic. You could put magnets on it, but that's not what it was made for. The only thing that was made to be magnetic were like those d***** toy magnets. Are you a**? Are you a little kitty? - No. - How can you look at me in here? That the same brand from the same assembly line. - That's not true. - Can we, what name it? The same brand name it can make two different screwdrivers. - Name it. - The brand does it. - Cobalt, the wall you want me to f*** you. - Okay, so I can walk into a home depot and I can go, okay, can I have the. I want to go, I want to get cobalt. So I'm gonna go, do you want magnetic cobalt or regular cobalt? They'll ask me that. They'll ask me that. - Right now they'll ask you that, but you can absolutely buy a magnetic screwdriver or a non-magnetic screwdriver. 100%. And when did customers service come into this conversation? I'm gonna f*** what they ask you. You can get a magnetic screwdriver or a non-magnetic. I'm calling home depot. Call home depot. No, no, no, what are you gonna say? - Call home depot. This call may be recorded or used by home depot and it's authorized vendors. - Thank you for calling the. - Home depot. - Oh. (laughing) - How can I help? - Can I get a real person? - To help me connect you to the right person. Please tell me which department or issue you are calling. - Screwdrivers. - Okay, connecting you now. He goes, "Hey, this is James from Screwdrivers." - On depot, I'll get out of here. - Hey, man, what are you doing? - I'm doing well, how are you doing? - Even better now. I got a question. I'm looking for cobalt screwdriver. Y'all have those there? - Why is it playing with them? - Cobalt flows. - Oh, what kind of screwdrivers do you have? - I have Milwaukee Ryobi Rigid, Makita and the Walt. - Oh, okay, let's go to Walt. - So, do you all have the magnetic duolts in the non-magnetic duolts? - Magnetic what? - Screwdrivers? - Just manual screwdrivers? - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm standing right in front of them. - So, but there's a magnetic and a non-magnetic? - So, I know what you're saying for the bit. - For the bit? - Yes. - Yes. - Or I think the only ones that I have seen are Milwaukee ones and they're not cool. - Okay, I just was wondering if there's magnetic and non-magnetic. - There is some are not magnetic. Like mostly climb and some Milwaukee's are magnetic. But the one that I'm looking at right now in front of me. The ones that are like just regular screwdrivers like your OG screwdrivers. I'm seeing those are magnetic. Like the one that has different levers and have different discs in it. Like if 13 and 1 or 10 things and 1, those are not magnetic. - Oh, okay, see I'm just new into this, I'm 14. So, I'm new into like the screwdriver thing. Is, do you think they make them magnetic on purpose? Or is that just happened to be that way? - No, they make it on purpose. So it'll be magnetizing the screw. - Yeah, it makes sense. That was all I was telling my friend. Okay, thank you so much. I'll be there in a little bit. - Yes sir. - All right, love you a bit. - I mean, first off, first off, before I get back to grilling you. I mean that guy, that guy loves screwdrivers man. - They gave me V-screw every night. - He said, hell, I got the 13 and 1 to Walt. The barcode is the SVC model. He said, now these have been magnetized since, I want to say '04. - That's some, that's a P-A-C. - They gave me the cam driver. - They gave me the cam kidney of screwdrivers right there. - Yes, but there's your proof. If you called him, what was his name? You don't remember his name? - It's a nice guy and he talked too much, but there's your proof. - They do it. There is functionality. Just because something's magnetic, does not mean it's made to be a magnet. It's still a screwdriver, but it makes your life easier 'cause you don't have to hold the screw. - That's new technology though. That's different. - No, that's not, everything that's magnetic wasn't made purposefully to be magnetic. - Oh, from the dawn of magnets? - No, just even now. - But I'm saying, as thing goes. - Like refrigerators aren't made to be magnetic. They're really not, they're not, I get the screwdriver because it needs to click on the thing 'cause that's a functionality that it needs. Fridges are just made to be cold. It just happens to be that they are magnetic. And my fridge doesn't, isn't like hard on the bag. It's got like, it's like made to like, you wouldn't understand. Oh, what? (laughing) - You should know podcast. - Me and P are going to be playing fast money. You are incredibly anxious, but I have faith in you. And hopefully I can do some leg work and you finish this off at the end. You ready to win? - I'll finish me off, let's do it. - Here we go. - Put the headphones in. - Headphones are going in. - We're on one. - We got K-Rob on the fourth mic. I believe I got 20 seconds, right? 20 seconds after you finish? - 25 seconds. - So 25, okay. - There was 100 people surveyed. - Yes. - You have 25 seconds. Here we go. - Here we go. - Name something you do every morning. - Brush your teeth. - Name something a person sleeps with. - Pillow. - Name a food people eat with their hands. - Burger. - Name something you'd find in a purse. - Lipstick. - Name an animal with a long tail. - Oh God. - Dog? - Ooh, that was bad. That was bad. I'm still confident. I'm still confident. Last one got me. (clapping) - Fairy to live. Someone can get me out. (laughing) - She's picking up. - You're done? - We're done. - You're having a (beep) broad content over there. - Fantastic. It was Janus. - I know, you're going nuts. Can I get Janus too, please? - Yes, sure. - Okay, did you do good? - I hope so. - All right, here we go. - You're a turn. - I felt confident though. Honestly, God, there's like, we're going to win. - All right, let's do it. - Oh shit. - Did anyone else get anxious just now? - Just log in here. - My God, these are so canceled. - I have to be quick. - Yes, you have 25 seconds. - Okay. - All right. - Good news is, you don't have to get too many points. Cam got 132 out of 200. - Oh God, okay. All right. - 25 seconds, starting now. - All right. - Wake up. (laughing) - Name of food people eat with their hands. Burgers, name something you find in a purse. - Oh God. - Oh, fuck. - Name some of the person sleeps with. (laughing) - Damn. - Why are you crying? - They asked me some dark stuff. - Unless they messed up. They should have asked you the same questions, and nothing was dark about that. - I said, oh, oh, I don't know what goes in there. - Damn. Those are like, elements. - They asked you the same thing twice, too. - They said, no, you probably got one wrong, then. - That was my choice. - But wrong if you said the same thing as me. - Oh, okay, what do we get wrong? - Well, I mean, pretty much all of it. - I mean. - Okay, well, how many points did I get, and then I need to hear his answers? - So, Cam, you got 132 out of 200. - Let's go! - No! - Oh, you need even 68. - We needed a score of 68 to get us there. When asked? Name something you do every morning cam said brush your teeth Number one answer 38 points. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Payton said wake up That's not on the list I can't even fault you, but what the Wake up You don't even do that like it just happen. Anyway every morning. I've done that. You don't have to choose to wake up I thought that was my best answer, so the fact we're starting off with negativity. I'm not 68 divided by four. You only okay. Let's do the the studio. Here we go Question number two you were asked name something a person sleeps with cam said pillow number one answer 41 points Peyton also said pillow. Yeah, okay, does that does it, but that doesn't count. Yeah, we said the same Name of food people here with their hands cam said Burger 21 points. Peyton also said burger. Yeah We love each other. Oh, you're not getting those points number one answer with pizza pizza man. That's a hell of it Yeah, man, something you'd find in your purse Cam said lipstick 23 points smooth Payton's Payton's out of good And then the question why was name a gun a SIG sour in the in the in the purse I said lipstick. I Lash plumber wallet Snack make a brush I've never been to my girlfriend's first hair tie. I mean, it's respectable, but a Gun artillery. I think my mom. I mean, that's true. It's got a gun and a drag Wallet was the number one hand wallet. Would you say lipstick? Oh, that's sexist. That's not said. I don't have a person my wife does There's always lipstick. No, I have a more lipstick question number five was what your wife doesn't wear lipstick. I Know that about her Question five was name an animal with long tail. All right, now I kind of got stumped on this one. I didn't camp cam said dog Reasonable nine points. I'm going to answer was monkey monkey Peyton Peyton said a fox Fox didn't make the list. We circle back to the two questions that he answered the same as you. Yeah Time ran out. He effectively got zero points. We ended with one thirty two out of two hundred You didn't get a single point You didn't get anything You had you got you like you might as well have not had played like you did you did nothing because That's the questions. Oh, those are easy. Well wake up should have been one out of ten I mean waking up is the best answer because every morning I've done that not every morning I've brushed my teeth I actually never do that the morning. I mean, that's true, but how in the hell could you do one more? Oh my god We could do one more run it back. All right round two here we go. Okay Believe in me better and then I'll do better. I believe the hell out of you I was so in belief of you what I was okay. Here we go round two guys. Here we go lock in lock a lock like lock in Okay, round two 25 seconds here we go starts now name a reason someone might be late to work traffic Name something you'd find on a beach sand Name a household chore people hate doing dishes name a topping people put on pizza Peperoni name something you take on a road trip Snacks ding-ding-ding-ding I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean you know you can take them off first of all never play that song Yeah, what are we doing? This is a pressing song ever. I woke up with holes in my brain. What the hell is this? Don't play this room. Please though. What is that? I was like the most depressing song ever What happened? Hey, I think I absolutely smoked it. I listen to me I love you and I believe in you and you're gonna do good. Okay, when you feel that heartbeat slowly come up your throat Don't worry about it. I gotta push it back down push it back down. Yeah, that's what I do with my emotions Don't just push it back down. You'll be good. All right. I got you. I got you. We go. Let's do it. You got a bud Yeah, let's do it. Please don't play me. That's all. Yeah, don't that was horrible All right, okay, Baton rats, okay, 25 seconds. Yeah, start Now, okay, name a reason someone might be late to work. Oh traffic Name something you'd find on a beach Name household joy of people. Hey doing dishes Name something people put on pizza pineapple name something you take on a road trip Name something you'd find on a beat. Oh, no name a household joy of people. Hey doing. I don't even know what you said Name a household joy of people. Hey doing laundry name Oh, it's bad. It's bad. I mean, we're just we're we're we're cooking times. Oh my god. What was that all right, go ahead I Don't know what happened. I think my judge started to have a panic attack himself. I'm not quite sure what was happening there Wait, what I just start having a panic. He started fumbling on the questions. I don't know Yeah, I had a panic attack. I'm not gonna lie a little bit slightly. Okay I don't know if we get the question. I don't know. It's not up. Don't look at me. Well, the good news is is cam You'd gotten a hundred and eighty four out of two hundred you got the first you got the right answer for all of them You know the number one answer and all of them can bring you gave them. Okay, Peyton Let's just go over Peyton real quick. Let's go. No, got to go him me. Okay, name a reason someone might be late to work Cam number one answer traffic That's what I said too very okay, he also said that okay name something you'd find on a beach Cam number one answer sand Peyton Not on the board Not on the board I mean if the beach is worth it, yeah, there should be a handful, but come on All right, name a household chore people. Hey doing cam number one answer dishes Peyton also Sad dishes. Okay, thank you. There we go Name a topping people put on pizza Number one answer Cameron pepperoni obvious Peyton Pineapple Four points Thought we were thinking about exotic. I was so high so so thinking about Pizza pepperoni number one. Yeah, but I knew you had probably said that sausage beef Can they be bacon puts Canadian bacon on a pizza? I would have said of like vegetables like an olive. Yeah It's disgusting. It's all down to this. Okay. We need 12 points boys Name something you take on a road trip damon number one answer you said snacks Close it out for all the marbles Peyton you said Again Not on the board, but Absolutely failed We're talking about me For road trip bro, yeah, if we have done this no way Now I thought he would at least say his phone. You love a good doom scroll. You can't Beat at the beach don't pizza in the road trip. Oh My god dude It's on a pizza's the name of my new album You'll be happy to know though We did have time to repeat one of the questions. Oh my gosh. Yes. Thank you. Please which was name a household chore people hate doing Initially Peyton said dishes alongside you good answer. Good answer. We need 12 points for the win at the buzzer Peyton said laundry for 24 points. Yes, sir. There you go That's that's if you didn't say laundry dude. He goes No, the dude. I'm just kidding. That's that's a little money. Oh my god. Okay, it took a warm-up round. 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