The 3 Hour Return of Erick Khan!

- Do you think Helen Keller was a real person? - No. - You're telling me she can't see her here or feel or nothing? - She can feel? - She can feel, but she's like, what? - She's got braille. - What? - They said she invented braille. - Yeah, like literally, that's what I was saying. (laughing) It's possible. If she can't hear, ready? - Can't see her here. - Hey, ready, have a conversation with me. - Me? - That's it, I can't do anything, dude. Let's lead a conversation. (laughing) (beep) - You can. (upbeat music) - What's up everybody? Welcome back to the Dobs usual podcast. My name is Tom and it's Dobs y'all and whatever you want to call me. This is my co-host, Mario Neo. - What's up guys? - So guys, we're back, we're back. I don't know what installment this is, but this is the Dobs usual podcast. We're here talking about life, drugs, problems, accomplishments and everything in between. And I talked about it recently. I haven't said the intro like that in a for how long? I don't know why, my bad, we're back. And we're also back. I don't know what installment this is, but please welcome back, Eric Cun. - Hey, thank you guys, thank you, thank you. - I imagine clapping. - Is this like third or fourth? I don't know. - That's gotta be more than that. - Yeah, 'cause we've had the multi episodes where like there's a couple of people going with those. - Oh, you're right. - I'm counting just you being here. Maybe this is maybe the fourth time. - Fourth is a good nutter, man. - Yeah, no, he's like grown up on the show like, he was born and moved out here. He was like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." And that's the most shit that's in there, man. - And he doesn't feel like they're being spammed. I feel like they're maybe once a year, so it's like, - Yeah, we good, you know what I mean? - Take a good time in between here. - For sure. - Yeah, it's not. - You're right before moved here. - That's nuts. - Yeah, that's where you're like four years old. - Lying about moving in Arizona. - Yeah. - Biggest best lie, do you know that? The best lie anyone's ever told, he kept going. I thought this man would be in Arizona for so long, like he's always got like Texas flags behind him. In shots, like, "Oh, a lot of Arizona, Texas pride, sick." And then some kid fucking ratted you out, right? - Yeah, yeah, it was the water. They're like, "Dude, how do you have that water?" And there was only southern Texas. And I was like, "Oh, well, was that?" 'Cause you can explain like the flags are like, "Oh, I still wrap the teams that I like and everything." And then I was like, "Why do you have water from Texas?" Like, hmm. - Do you have dreams? Were you like accidentally murder somebody? Like, how do I cover it up? Do you ever have those dreams? - Oh, no. I think the most recent, like, craziest dream I had like that was, I don't know what I did, but I woke up in jail. And I was like, "Oh." - Wait, in the dream, you woke up in jail? - Yeah, like in the dream I woke up and I was like, "No way." You know, I was like, "No." And it was like so lucid that I remember. I was like, "Oh, I can just pinch myself and wake up." Like, duh. And I started pinching myself and I was like, I started pinching myself like all over and I was like, "What the fuck did I do?" And I thought I like just blacked out and woke up in jail and I was like, "I did some awful shit, I guess." It was a crazy, scary feeling. - Yeah, I woke up like sweat and damn near crying. I was like, "Was it American jail? "Cause you been around the world, so you're a dreamer." - I think it was. It wasn't American jail 'cause it was looking a little rough. It was a little rough in there, for sure. I was like in like the holding little area with only other prisoners, you know, before you get your own self. - Yeah, and I was like, "No way, guys." - No, I haven't, I have a lot of those dreams where I go, "I'll murder somebody by accident." - Dang. - And they go, "I accident." - How do I clean this up? - And then I think of everything I thought go, "Well, the song come in, there's a ring camera next door, "his phone, okay, I'm fucked." - No, days it's cooked. You can't get away with it now. - You cannot get away with it unless somebody doesn't want to catch you. Like the phone is the ultimate ping, like your phone was pinged at 322, she died at 321. - Yeah. - Same spot. - Or it's like, "Yeah, you always hear those stats where it's like something percent of murders go unsolved in Chicago and LA. It's like 60, 70%, and they say, "How?" It's like more than half. - I think it's a big one. - But, yeah, I guess so. - But like in movies, like, hey, find that camera, that camera, that camera, he took his mask off at 133. - Then they do the enhanced, and it's like, (laughing) - They can find everybody else. - They can't find these murder hands. - They can't sleep my phone at home. And I go do my crime. - For sure. - That's a classic one. Yeah, you've seen some of those. I watch a lot of those true crime ones. - Yes. - And then those are the ones that are like, try to outsmart them. And they're all cocky, and they're like, "Yeah, go ahead and try to find the footage." (laughing) And the cops are like, "All right." - That's when I was moving into a new apartment with Rosie. It was like 10 years ago in my dream. And this landlord just started trying to like choke me. - Damn, I just just beat his ass to death with his thing. And as he's bleeding out, I'm like, "Soke, bud, chop him up. "Put him in a basket. "They're gonna show me, leave the apartment "with a big ass thing." - Yeah, and then-- - You got to do like, yeah, I think chop him up smart. Like multiple trash bags kind of thing. Like, like, you're doing it normally. - Over the course, like, eight days in my backpack. So it looks like nothing. - Sometimes you get joked though. Like, sometimes they're like, there's a random dumpster diver and then they find a leg. - Oh, that's one of the dumpsters. - I would take the time and go to the middle of the ocean and drop that shit out, come on. - But then, like, it's just so unlucky. Like, some kids gonna be swimming and they're like, "A leg-- - I found a leg. - It's like, "Oh, come on." Like-- (laughing) - If the mobster can do it, what do you do? - If I can do it, I'm gonna just cement it. - Oh, the cement block. - By the time they get it, I'll be 90. You can't just set a little fire. You could do a little fire, but they always find bone. They always find something. This is a weird way to start this episode. - Okay. - Sorry, I just-- (laughing) - Get it away with murder. - The kit, is that, I got it. - Honestly, I just think you should just do it in a group of other hoodlums. And then nobody ever goes to jail. Nobody ever gets caught for that one. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Eight dudes, you should probably - Yeah, for something, I don't know. - It's probably cheaper than you think. Like, you can go to like the inner city of LA, like, I got five bands, no, like shit. - Over, that's different. (laughing) We watched a clip on "Unrestricted" last week. These guys are recording, you know, out their window and there's this older black homeless guy. And the guy in the jar is like, so, uh, I need help. He goes, oh, dude, Lord, Lord, work this, that. I can do this, I can do that. And he goes, I need you to kill 'em, motherfucker. And he doesn't see the camera. - Oh, I've seen this clip. - He's like, how old is he? - How old? - And they go over the age of five. Let's go. (laughing) That's the cutoff. - The five. - If you're seven, watch the fuck out. (laughing) That's all I gotta say. And then he goes, how much you gonna pay for me? - Every song? - Yeah, and then he says, 100. And he just reaches for the Lord. - And he just reaches for the ghost. - To get in the fucking car. That man can help you out with your everything. And if you don't know, you'll murder him. - You'll murder him. - Damn. - 1500 and by fucking, I really love outside. Do I, if I go inside, at least it's better than this. - Yeah, for 1500, he's ratting on you for sure. When he gets gone. (laughing) - Like, no doubt. (laughing) - But, I will say, these dreams, these dreams. Rock, I was just talking about it. Do you have hella dreams? Do you dream every time you sleep? - No, not every time. I'm not for sure, not every time. - I'll dream a second I fall asleep in the car. Within a minute, I'm having a full dream. - Damn, that's awesome. It is, I do feel like I dream more during nap time. You're right, like a daytime sleep. - Like if I fall asleep? - I'm dreaming. - Randomly? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, it's random. - If I'm like, oh, let me take this long rip, do I go to sleep, I never dream. But if I fall asleep like, naturally, maybe I'm like a little sober, then it's time to have time. - Oh, really? - For sure. It affected me like that. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I just feel like they say you're only dreaming in certain parts of sleep. I'll dream if I've slept for three minutes. But it's always so bad 'cause I wake up in a panic. Oh, I'm not being chased by a gay man. - Or maybe I wonder if it's a five dream and I don't remember it. But am I really dreaming if you don't remember it? - Do you have lucid dreams? - Every once in a while, every once in a while. Super lucid. - Yeah, I do, you do weird shit in my dream. I can just start, all right, I'm gonna fly. - Dude, yeah, let's take off, dude. - I think the first time I ever lucid dreamed, just to make sure it was really happening. Oh, that's how I knew I was like a little freaked out kid. I was about like 17 or 18 or something like that. And then I was like, outside my childhood house, and I was like, hmm, like I've definitely been here before. And there was this lady like walking her baby or something. And I was like, man, if I'm lucid dreaming, she'll be naked right now. And then boom, she just naked and I was like, yeah. I was like, this is-- - I'm in the mom. - I was like, this is insane. I was like, yeah, this is awesome. I knew I was dreaming when I'd grab the ground and it would move as if I grabbed a blanket. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - So I grabbed the ground like this and I started growing myself fucking like over the town and I'm like, land, land on the ground. Man, that's just, when you're like a fat slow person, you can fly in your dreams, like, that's all I wanna do. - Damn. - So fun. Anyway, weird as way to start. What's up, dude? I wanna talk about technology 'cause you said you have an app coming out. - Yes, yes, I do. What does it need? - Please explain all of this. - Yeah, it's been under development where I feel like so long and would really accelerate it to this point where it's almost about to be ready is, oh, thank you, my friend. - It's ready buzzer. - You need your robots and technology. - You need a robot, very fast. - It's ready buzz. - Oh, okay, cool. - No, no, no, sorry, sorry. I just clicked it. - Oh. - It's gonna buzz. - Oh, all right. - Are you having an app? - Yes, app is gonna be a glass marketplace that connects buyers to smoke shops. So there's already a couple apps that-- - We've worked on this for a long time. - It's super long time, dude. - We've got this really-- - Like two years ago, two years ago. Higher to team for it. And the worst thing about hiring a team is that it just takes so long. For I was like, I remember very vividly where I almost just gave up on the development where I was like, hey, I don't really like the color scheme. You guys think we can change it to like a dark mode. And they're like, yeah, it's probably gonna take like two weeks. And I was like, yeah, literally, it's been like a month and a year. And I was like, all right, you know what? - Just for dark mode? They're like, dude, we're gonna have to change everything. And I was like, bro, this is ridiculous. Like there's gotta be like a quicker way to do this day. Within the past year, vibe coding has come out and that's really accelerated the growth. And then now I'm ready to like bring it back to a team and human hands so that they can make sure it's all good to go. But yeah, vibe coding, bro. Just all of that AI stuff in general is like ridiculous right now. - Ooh. - I don't know. - I was just taking it over the world, all right. - All right, I know. That's what I'm here for. - Keep your parents name constantly. - What does vibe code mean? Give me the like four dummies version of what that means. So vibe coding is basically 10. in AI agent is what you call them. So Claude is one of them who loves Gemini. You're telling an agent what you want to build and it does it just like, you tell her, hey, you're a full stack developer, do this for me and it builds the whole thing for you. - Mexican. - From the front to the back too. - You tell what you want. - The logic. - The tile you want. - Yeah, you want to change a color. You want to change like this thing, a couple pixels down and it's like sure. And it does it immediately within like 30 seconds. And it's just made this whole process so much easier. And there's a lot of websites like it. There's a lot of competitors that are all competing with each other to pretty much do the same thing. And it's gotten to a point where I've talked to real like developers that had been in computer science and majored in it for like 10 years and they've been doing it. And they're saying that in their teams and their startups and even their big companies, they're using vibe coding instead of real coding. Like it's just easier. Like it's almost archaic to type out line character by character on a keyboard. Like it doesn't even make sense. Like why would you, if it's 100 texts. But how long using that until the people don't know how to code anymore? - I mean, it's soon, perhaps soon. That's like the whole thing with the Mirror Heart of AGI. - Like the, the, the, the health drinks. - So AGI is this, it's like a theoretical state of AI. - I don't want to, sorry, I don't want to. - Oh, I don't want to talk about the whole thing. - It's like this theoretical state of AI that all of the companies are actively working towards. Like they say it's their goal and it's to make it so that AI doesn't need human interaction anymore. Like it can learn itself, it can teach itself, it can understand context and things. - I'm willing to go outside. - Oh, general intelligence, right? - Yeah, yes, yes, it's like art. Yeah, it stands for maybe generative intelligence or something like that. But it gets to a point. Basically the line is when it doesn't need humans anymore for input or like when it can teach itself, like when it can run in the background. And it's pretty close to that. I don't know if you've heard of this like, Claude, co-worker, perplexity computer, which is insane, you just give it access to your computer and it does everything. - Fuck, no. - I have a homie. I have a homie who linked it up to his tinder and he said he hasn't gotten laid more in his life. The robot, it's just getting matches left and right and it generates the pictures. - He got a robot that raises the fucking right. - Left and right, and he just checks it once a day has all these matches, like I'll pick this one. - He's got a piece of shit robot. (laughing) - She's gross, she's gross, she's gross. She's a whore. That's why he's wearing all these bitches. He goes through their profile, like she's such a ho. This is the one for you. What if? - It's searching all her fucking social media posts, she's ever posted. - That's it. - Here's 86 pictures of her twerking, no? - She's got a million, dude. - I like it. - I don't, though, but I like fun. - Are you using the, 'cause I know that Claude is like, all right, now it's built into your email. It's built into everything. - Plotting everywhere, it's kind of ridiculous actually. - Are you using it like that? - Not yet, not yet. - And I almost don't trust it yet to read all my sensitive information and stuff. - You know what I mean? It's like, I'm, yeah, I don't know, dude. - I'm afraid of an AI taking vengeance on me and just start spamming racist shit. - No, no, yeah, digs up. Digs up fucking my Xbox 2013 game files and stuff. And I'm like, we know what you said when you were 14. - I'll release it in a minute. - I'll use the F word. - Oh my. - And not fuck. - 100 times a day, actually. We made a hardware real. (laughter) - Eric, he just see his hair cut change over the years. - Very slowly older, slowly older. - But yeah, you can actually, you can go to the app right now. It's live and it's like a little weightless and stuff. You can preview it. If you go to, yeah, if you go to glasshecks.app, you'll see what this AI or kids will love, man. - Your phone just makes a compilation of every time you set some bullshit with your phone in front of you. - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. - Yo, my shit would never end. Every two seconds, even if it's not that bad, I'm like, you motherfucker. - It's glass what? - GlassX.app. - Yeah, this is the same app you're talking about. - Same name and same everything. Do you pick forever? And now it's finally almost live. You can go get on the weightless secure user name and everything right now. - So it's gonna hook you up. So basically check this out, ready? - I want to buy glass. I go on glassX.com, right? - GlassX.app, yes, yes, yes. - Dot what? - Dot app. - Okay, glassX.app. - Dot app. - Stakein. - Fuck.com. - Yeah. - And I have 300 bucks. I put in a price and go, all these rigs, cool. But this one's based, oh, this one's in Texas. So now it takes me to the shop of Texas. - Yeah, exactly. - And I talk to them. - Yeah, or you don't have to talk to them if you don't want to, you can just buy it. And then they'll get-- - Oh, so basically-- - It's basically-- - E-bay. - What is, yes. - It's E-bay, yeah. - You don't have to measure them if you don't want to or anything like that. If you scroll down, I think under the join, the way they can click preview the app. Is it bidding or did you just buy it? - There is gonna be a bidding system, but for the most part, it's just gonna be sales. - No shit. - And such. So yeah, this all just mocked at it right now. We're working with, I think, three glass shops to get it just like onboarded and everything. But we're gonna have the categories and everything. You can click on them. - So this doesn't take away from a glass shop or a seller. It just actually promotes you more. - It adds to their little like, "Repetion." - Yeah, "Repetion" will. It's like, oh, at least we got that sale from that site. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. - And it's just paying you to do an ad, to do a fucking thing from a shop. - Exactly. - And it's easy for the consumer too, 'cause I'm sure you get a sale at the time. Hey, what do you get this glass? Where do you get this? - Well, here's it. - Everything's there. - Everything's there for you. And it's gonna be pretty sick. And there's other competitors kind of to it right now, but it's really like peer-to-peer markets. So other apps exist, but you're really only buying from other people. And then that adds a lot of interest. Like, see, exactly. That's like the immediate reaction that is like. - This guy scanned me for 1800 bucks. - Oh my god. - Exactly, that's like the worst thing. - Never. - And it's second hand glass, which is cool. You can trust them to like clean it and take care of it, but how trustworthy is that person? - I've gotta be honest too. - I don't like second hand stores. I don't wanna buy a shirt, so somebody else sweated and threw up in. - Especially a piece that someone else hit, put their lips on it and I'm like, you can use as much ISO as you want. - Oh, Rick, what is your shit was molded? - And then now it's like-- - It's like CRC. - Wow, what did this look like yesterday? - Yeah, yeah, I don't know. But yeah, it's gonna be a way for you to connect to glass shops. Specifically, head shops that have already been in the game. - So every head shop should be running to you. - 100%, 100%. - I would. - That's what I'm saying, especially in the, I think it's more of a thing for, like I wanna say the ecosystem. This glass is, you know what kind of economy we're in right now. Like luxury things are kind of the first things to go. People get rid of their watches first and their expensive glass first. Like, you know, they're not gonna sew, their houses are cars first. So the whole luxurious industry is kind of getting down right now and we're trying to bring it back up, you know, we're trying to get liquidity back in the glass marketplace and pieces moving again and-- - Kind of rigged you guys, you know, we're kind of rigged you guys trying to sew on there. - All kinds of rigs. So like small, like, I don't wanna say entry glass artists, expensive glass for sure, motherships and fucking elbows and this and that. It's gonna be from a company that knows how to ship glass. You know what I mean? You don't have to worry about that as well. This is a head shop that's been in business for however many years they ship so many pieces. They know how to package your stuff. Which I feel like is the other big problem with the peer-to-peer marketplaces is that, you don't know how they're gonna package your shit. Like, what if the piece was cool and then it arrives? - And I'm gonna be honest, ready? You bought my mother's ship, peer-to-peer. I ship it, I wrap it and I know how to ship glass. I wrap it, I wrap it, I wrap it, I fuck it. And you tell me it came broken? I don't trust you. - Exactly, exactly what I'm saying. - What do you think? You sent it broken and I'm like, "Mother fucker what?" - Yeah, and you're on the site on what? And little we know there's some careless, mother fucker texting works for the fucking post office just through your package on the porch. - That's the worst. - So, when it comes to peer-to-peer, it's like biome weed online. - It's a lot of room for error, I wanna say. It's not exactly inherently bad, but there's just a lot of headache that could potentially be there. For like the owner of the site of the buyer's sellers, like everything, it's just like oh. - Did you ever sell weed when you were younger? - No, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wow, fuck yeah. - Dude. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always had regular ads, dude. I was always working like, "What was the minimum wage in Texas?" I was working like 750 an hour because I had homestats sell and they would, I feel like always get caught up. It was like a hundred percent. Yeah, especially in Texas, I feel like it'd be like a 95% hit rate, like at least they would get caught up once or they would have to stop selling or they would have to, and they weren't like big level trappers. You guys are moving like a few grams. You know what I'm saying? They're still getting caught up. So I was like, you know what? Doesn't seem like it's really worth it to do all that. Doesn't seem like it. So it just never really crossed my mind. I was like, dude, I'm saying. - So the reason I asked, 'cause I'm talking about shipping, like I sold hell a weed. I never really shipped anything, right? - Mm-hmm. - Ever, 'cause it was just a hassle, like what if it doesn't make it? - Yeah. - And then one time I gave in, right? And I shipped this one dude he wanted, the exotic, back when we was like fucking expensive. He said, "I wanna keep you of this, I wanna keep you of that, I wanna keep you of this." And I think in reality it cost me like four bands and I'm charging like 65. And he was fine with that, right? So I sent it twice, and twice it made it. Like this is fucking cool. - He's nuts, yeah. - I can just not worry about it. And he has to send them, this is sick. And then I sent the bigger one. He was like 14 bands worth of, he never landed it. - Oh, what did it say on the tracking that it ever say anything? - It said landed. - Oh. - He has a rain, he was there all day. - Yeah. - For like-- - Oh, so you don't think he like finesse you, like he did actually-- - No, no, he didn't. - Oh, he didn't. - The real man went. (laughing) - Sound soft, and then we're gonna take this. - Damn. - And it's crazy how often that happens. Like actually. - How often can we take this? - It's not a Todd for shakin'. But I remember thinking. This guy's out for and this is before I was like I was like trying to make my rent like I need to make this was wanting to make my rent I was not making a lot of money at the time So I think he's just lost $14,000 And all I show out he didn't I gained 2k You know like I really got his money and sent it and I sent it to video to the picture. I'm not a piece of shit right right right It never made it my only at the time was doing Boxes and filling it with foam you see that no, no, no, no That's tech. So so he would put a box, right right phone it with everything super triples-vax healed Foment and it hardens in the box. Oh, and he puts another bigger box And then around that phone he'll like make it look packaging and then put in a regular box So it just looks like a box and packaging but like oh, there's two layers of shit in there and then in here was about Almost 15 bands like a few peas and this and ounces of this and bands and that Hey, that's great. That reminds me of when I used to buy fake IDs for me in the homies Yeah, yeah, cuz you that or just for for drinking. That's what I'm saying. I thought Texas is like come in kid That's what it would be in some places for sure. That's what being some places, but then you service in pornography But yeah, I remember I would remember I'm getting these it would be like a hat and then under like three layers of like You'd have to tear some shit off and then there would be the IDs like in the side of the box. I would just give you an ID No, that's how you'd get them so I'd buy like 12 at a time and then just sell them in real life to the homies You know what I mean? Like here you got their faces on it already? Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, well they pay me before and then I'd get it and then you know You were a fucking fraud connect That's right. I think it was more than seven years ago. So it's past a little That's all the reason I brought up the fuck How long was this I wasn't more sense. We're good. So wait your homies would all go. Hey, I want my name to be my homin Nah, they always landed they always fucking it always wouldn't or not always it only wouldn't work when The balancers are just kind of being assholes and they would do the bend test They never pass the bend test, but they scanned they scanned they swiped Yeah, just snap right in that you can do this to a card and we'll fucking break your shirt or throw away a dead Devacard. Oh, that's impossible. Yeah, not bending it back and forth It would get like I think the layering would almost come off like the laminate and they'd be like Sinab how much but it was scan if they had like a little scan of the app it always scanned it. Oh, it's real Yeah, it's scanned and swiped so like you could go to like a dispensary Yeah Person going except like an asshole. Mouncer exactly 100% the worst part about that whole thing though was Was that I bought all of them for that whole like a few months span. I was doing it for everyone all in Bitcoin So Yeah, those are really just like six figure fake IDs probably or something probably not six figure But it was probably like a ridiculous number. I remember a D connect that's a fucking sick. I never had a fake ID We just counted on more homeless to want change. Oh, but hey, we just called going fishing. Yeah, yeah, and we just go like hey, man Give this change to be wise beer and 80% of the time they would say no. Oh, yeah, it was I I think before I started doing that fake ID stuff I tried to do that a couple times and they would literally always say no, I don't understand why you don't get it either You know, but I low key. I think I've only done that once like someone has asked me to do that and I've only done one I would never That's fucked up even though I'm like fucking asshole and now I'm like Over some little fucking next to it or what if could you imagine it was a better something It was like and I made little me was like I work for the cop Dude, I remember one time the only time I felt weird about it There's this kid named Sean the kid that's The story time where this guy was like, hey, man, give me a job. I don't like he's like I'm gonna fucking kill you And he's like give me the job, or I'll kill you. What the fuck he's tweaking again Anyway, that kid Sean one time we were going to fish. We're fishing at circle G in my town for an hour Dude for fucking hour asking people at this point like Everybody nope, nope, like fuck and this one like 30 year old lady shot was like a pretty kid He was fucking 15 she was being kind of like, oh, hey, I'm like First my damn Sean you're cool, dude in a second thought like bitch, you're a fucking patta And then she goes and she like touched his arm and went oh What do you guys need to go oh lady? I love you. Okay, if you're a creep Yeah, you're gonna buy this first. She went in a bodice for and bought us a 30 pack with her own fucking money And then she came out and like like thank you and like did the whole chest to the Give me the beer, dude, I'm gonna go away. Are you gonna rate my friend and then she's like don't don't drive promise And then she walked off and like kept looking back like you could bang this woman right now and she bought 30 back I need to lose weight, dude We almost look like dog. You're just fucking buff fuck Anyway, I remember getting so fed up. Yeah After those times I would just the one time I did I felt so stupid. I look at me, dude I don't look like an adult now so imagine me at 15 like I'm right walk. I'm holding two 30 packs in line And I'm like just say you fret your idea the car. I'm sitting there and like the guy's like He sees me like six people back and I get to the front as I get to the front He's like so old are you man they go 24? The Pat classic See the car goes all these three don't worry go get it. Oh, you're back, man. I walked out. Just fucking walk It's so embarrassing cuz I think the story goes all the time they know I have a backpack on outside Like opposite of Superman like damn that's an adult don't Yeah, I'm a backpack. Anyway, so you're a fucking Not a scammer. You're a real you come through. You're not I was coming through 100% I was coming through They're getting after high and told a whole story ran my bad So you're what 16 getting your homies. Hey guys. Yeah, they always worked unless they broke Mm-hmm. What's the the weed situation like it said in Tony you're not selling weed So you're working where and selling weed? I'm working at I'm working at Popeyes. Oh no It's my homies and we're gonna bro. So like Follow them with your friends, dude. It was It was fucking hilarious. So it was like our junior year. I think maybe our junior year of high school And then they had just built a new Popeyes like right next to the school So we're like broke bucket. Let's all apply and we all got the job. It was like me and five homies There's hired a bunch of fucking Like this is a bunch of stoners. Yeah, a bunch of high, but those are the best workers sometimes damn near Yeah, they're gonna show up because they need weed money for sure. Yeah, yeah, not damn near and we would just we would fuck that place Oh, what's the craziest thing you made yourself because I know you were fucking that up You would just Yeah, I'd make some diabolics. Yeah, they had a night. They'd just be like, yeah Yeah, yeah, big box and we're like Bed, sir, did you try that? I did yeah a couple times for sure. I would have the homies deliver me weed in the drive-through But here's your food, sir. Yeah, yeah, look extra 20 or 30 in there You can make fun at jobs. You don't like hungry. You really can certainly when you're younger like that So yeah, this is my fun. Yeah, when people would piss me off I would like I mean, hey, let me make their food and then I would always I would do something It wouldn't be off. I wouldn't spin in it or rub it around or like on the ground or anything I think the thing I did the most was like people like love the biscuits there I would just like crumble the fuck out of the biscuit is like sprinkle it on Because I mean like you said your food is not like I did it in the crazy Guy I heard of the transit. Most people rather get spit like this could be the biscuit. That's the only reason you go to Popeyes Crumbled the age like crumbled bro is like a little you know like muffins break apart It looks like some muffin bits in the box No one ever can play no one ever went back and they're like, hey my biscuit was all fucked up They just assumed it like broke down in the box by this time they come back home So that's the worst thing you ever did yeah, I'd never like I always felt like a weird thing a car I was like dude. I know if I go to somewhere else like my food's getting fucked So I never fucked with the food like that bad. Yeah, I've never fucked with anyone's food But I am a fucking my I'm a My boss showed me how to take a piece of pizza out of a piece with a pizza without noticing. Oh He's a genius damn and it works man. It's like space at a little No, what you do is you cut it and then you cut a super skinny slice like that thick And what you do what you do is you do one on the other side and it pushes together perfect And if it's bad, it's a little bit of cheese on it Well, it's still hot. Yeah - That's fucked up, dude. - I wonder how many times I've ordered a DoorDash and they've taken a couple of fries. - Bro, how often? - Like how often it is. - It probably happens a lot, bro. They're probably getting in there. - All right. - I've fucking hoped not. - Like no doubt. - Tamp or seal? - Yeah, those come in clutch. Those come in clutch. - How often do you guys DoorDash and eat out per week? Like is it daily or is it like-- - Marty, Marty. You have a schedule. Do you wake up at the same time every day? - I try to about, I just try to do before none. That's like my rule. Like give me like seven, eight, 38, 45. - Even if you go to bed at like five? - No, I try not to go to bed at five no more. - Okay. - But it, fuck. All right, I'll get on. I think it's up at like five. 'Cause he goes to bed and he's on it, he's on it. He's on it, he's on it. He's my coffee, I'm with this. My digestage is moving at the same time every morning. - It's just crazy, it matters. It's cool. Marty, yes, we're eating out every day. Man, we just ate out right now. - I don't know. - Classic. - Just constant door dash, like so fucking sad. - I never door dash, but I go out to eat food. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, same, same. I probably, I don't door dash every day, but I definitely go out to eat every day. - It's definitely someone. - Oh, well. - Pull up, knock out there. - Cooking every single thing at, when I make food at the house, consistently. - You're locking it. - It's the last time the Raiders were a winning team. (laughing) That's all I'll tell you about that. - He's got the number one pick. - They did. - For Nanda. - They did, man. It's always great. We got the number one pick. Why, 'cause we're the worst. - Fuck! - All right, well, that's cool, man. You know, the Raiders, at least you got first and something, dude, fuck. - Who's it? - Yeah, you know what? - He's pretty good. - Tom Brady. - Yeah, he's far known in, that's cool. - Snap that loop. - Game three, then you have an excuse to quit. 'Cause this fool's doing this right now all the time. Just fucking shaking and foaming. Every time he sees a football, dude. - Yeah, he wants to be mad. - 'Cause you want to be the best ever and going, "I'm done." - Nah. Also, I'm gonna be around it all the time and talk about other people. - Are you like damn near, give up your family for one more run, and they know you. - And they left? Fuck you on it. - Oh, yeah. - Let's do the run. - Yeah, keep running. - He's going, dude. He's got another seven years' worth. If he could just stand in the pocket and not have to move too much, he's got another six to seven. Damn it. I thought Rocco was just-- He only six to eight years left, damn it. - Tom Brady. - That was probably the one woman who he couldn't do that to 'cause she was richer than him. 'Cause she was probably-- - Is she? - She's richer. - Yeah, Jacelle. She was the number one model in the world like a decade. - She's rich? - Dude, look at gazelle and net worth. I don't even know her last name. - Have you ever seen the South Park version of that? - Nah. - Which one would you play? - Talk about Tom Brady and his wife. - Yeah? - Cartman just keeps doing the Tom Brady thing. He's like, the end's like, I'm Tom Brady. I'm cool. Hi, I'm Rich. I'm gonna go home and fuck my hot wife. That kind of looks like a dude. - And he keeps saying it throughout the episode. It's really funny. - A modest $400 million. - Oh my God. Wait, on her own? - Damn, yeah, before I'm pretty sure she was rich before it's a great time. - Before the divorce. - That's probably the most successful model in career. Like, no, how much has she been having this? How much has she made on the model? - Look at the last sentence. Her wealth is entirely separate from that and Tom Brady, who's in that with, has approximately one, two and a 50. - She probably didn't even want a, what's it called? A prenup because she would lose more than him. - Are you ready though? Fuck AI guys. We're talking about AI helps apps. We'll fuck AI. You're telling me Tom Brady's only worth $250 million. That's a fucking lie. Look it up again, please. AI's feminism. AI's feminism. - Yeah, that might be. - Besides her husband's bitch ass. - Career, we ain't having money. - Now I just, now I search just Tom Brady and it says three to three 50. See, it's already over. It's already 40% higher. I don't believe that. I believe he's worth more than that. - What career? - For sure. It's Tom fucking Brady. - Tom Brady. - But there's endorsements alone. - How much did he get to be in Ted Part 2? - Come on. - At least 800 million dude. - How much could you pay him to come back? Like how much money? - $100 million. - For him to come and fucking pay for five years? - Yeah, you pay him 20 million a year as the Raiders. - Yeah, all the publicity on the fucking earth. Although get us what record's like this guy's 50. Throwin' bombs. (laughing) - Alright, that's fair. - You ever see these guys after retirement, they're with the sideline, they throwin' 60 yard bombs still. - Yeah, hey, hey. - They can't play. - They want to play. - They want to play. - I think enough to. - They brought out Drew Breeze. - Hey. - Hey. - It's the guy. - Even him, they gave him the, he's, you can see him like. (laughing) - Fuck. - He's like, I'm wearing a suit but, ah. - Drew. - It's like when Nazis get around people in a line, like, and they have to cover it up. Like, imagine them in Argentina, like, just piss all these kids running around. - That's what they said, eight-off escapes you, huh? - That's why. - That's why. - That's exactly. 'Cause right now, go to a hometown with faith, there's eight Mexican kids on your chairs, just bumping into you. Could you imagine, could you imagine the restraint a Nazi has, Marty? - I don't know. - You have no idea what I'm talking about. - I was just saying, so sick. - I know Marty was like, what the fuck? - I can see their face. - Where do you have the time, it'll make sense. (beep) - What's up, guys? Just wanna say a special shout out to the sponsor of this episode. Thank you to PuffCon. And I know we're talking about it early, but it's gonna come up faster than we think. October's right around the corner, and which means PuffCon is back. 2026 PuffCon, tickets are now available. And on top of PuffCon, you already know the cord just dropped. We did the ad for it last time. It's awesome, it actually rips and it works. So right now, remember, go check out the brand new cord. There's PuffCon, peaks, there's proxies, there's hot knives. The new hot knife, the new model hot knife is out. Remember, for all PuffCon knowledge, all PuffCon information, puffco.com. And as you guys know, PuffCon sponsors this podcast. I mean, but you see me do other e-rics, other stuff. You see me do reviews for other people, but you always see me with my PuffCon. It's just because it's just the best one. I really truly believe it is the most portable one. It's the best one. Of course, there's other ones out there, and I continue to work with them because they're cool. And there's other stuff. But you always see me with my PuffCon. As you saw me at the Red Rocks with my PuffCon, you saw me with OT on stage at the Capitol Building in Denver. No matter what I'm doing, I hope it's charged because I'm gonna take it with me. For this portability, this size, for everything, the price point, the name, the reputation. Puffco is the best one to me in my eyes. Once again, shout out to everyone at Puffco. Thank you so much. I will be a PuffCon this year. Thank you for sponsoring this episode. Have a dope ass day. Back to technology. You haven't had me. Oh, yes, yes, AI in general. I think everyone, there's a, I mean, I get the hate against, I think they call it generative AI. I don't like fake videos. Fake videos and fake art, or not fake art. Don't fuck with it. That genre, I can see why people don't like it makes sense to me. Yeah, 100%. We'll have someone with AI, I really have somebody compete. Yeah, 100%. But I think there's menial tasks that AI can be used for. That'll replace other jobs. Perhaps, but I think other jobs will open up. But I think artists, cool. I think it is messed up when it replaces artists. I'd rather have a margin make a fucking flyer than an AI make a flyer. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, or even like Marty like control the cameras and video editing control compared to an AI, you know? - Oh, I would never let AI edit our video. - It's weird. - Dude, it's crazy. - You pick. (laughing) - That's all you're saying, like, but I'm not that good. - But I'm not that good. - I'm not that good. - To a point where we can ask that and it is better than a human, like it analyzes every viral video ever, and it's like this is, this is it. Do you think it'll ever get to that point? - No, because they don't know my favorite part of the office. - When I want to reference it right there and there. - But it can watch, maybe it can go into all the episodes you've watched and see which part you rewatch over and over. And it's like, he likes this part. Why? - Hmm. (laughing) - Are your favorite episodes? Why is he like this episode? - AI is a lurked motherfucker. (laughing) - As full as just a friend that you don't really want to over, but he's always there. - He's always there. He's watching. - You typed that wrong, autocorrect? - No. - Shit, friend. (laughing) - I've been listening about like, you're basically in a race for this AI show with these like, the biggest companies on earth are in a race to get to that point that you're talking about. - Yeah, yeah. - And it's like the most money that's ever been involved where like, these private companies are bigger than the government's. - Do you guys want to talk about that? - Would you rather film your own video? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You wouldn't just like, AI me, you've smoked in a fucking hatch for seven minutes straight talking about government. - That's fucking crazy. - That point is crazy. I think Mr. Beast talks about how he has like, this stockpiles of videos, so like, after he's gone, it'll keep playing like he's still there. And at that point, it's like, do people, is he really even gone? Because like, if most people is vision of Mr. Beast is through a screen anyway, and he keeps going, then like, he never really dies, right? And that one YouTuber do that passed away like four years ago, and he had like, 180 videos, pre-films, keep coming out. - And they're scheduled for like the next four years. - Yeah. - I saw a piece of it and showed how long it's going to take for those videos to drop. - It's crazy. - Fucking awesome. - That is like, I have a girl on TV, like, don't worry dude. - Yeah. - 800 days since I've been gone, what's up guys, here I can do a YouTube, like, oh fuck! - Oh, like that. That's creepy. - That is weird. - What cool at the same fucking time? - I don't know, the whole AI wave. I think live streaming will probably be like a bigger thing in the future than it already is right now. Because people want, like, these are real moments. Like, there's going to be so much AI on our feeds where it's like, dude, I just need something like, that I know is real. And I know it wasn't scripted and bullshit. - I don't know. - Live streaming is scripted though. - Well, think someone that is scared that he doesn't clips that you see it's it. - It's like, ah. - What do you mean, girl? - If your ass came out of it, fuck, only 11 year olds watching that shit, dude. That's crazy to me. There's nobody that has a job, like. - Dude, yeah. - Wow. - This is impossible. - It's like the meta has, like, taken note, like, the live streaming little clip meta. You seeing those clips? - Looks maxing. You seeing all that? I mean, I see them and I keep scrolling so my phone knows not to show the bullshit. I just see this kid that keeps, he's like a shiny red face and something to cry and go, oh, over it. And then the other guy looks messy over it. I can't. I don't want my phone to think that I'm down. So I just keep scrolling past it fast. Yeah, it's bad. There's like the little pocket to the internet and it feels like it's like, this is just brain rock. Here's a bad amount. And if I don't look at it, it doesn't exist. So like, don't because in my world, like, that isn't better. And hopefully it goes away because that's it. So it's crazy. Yeah. I thought Supreme Patti was the bad part of the internet. Oh, I'll take every one of those. I don't take 10 Supreme and squish him down for one Supreme Patti dumb guy. Dude, he was doing some stupid shit. And that was 20 times better than the guys that I see now where they're doing weird shit to people in public. I feel like Supreme Patti changed the landscape for like, for all of the internet, for all the internet for like, advertising those specifically because his shit would be so shamed to be like, go buy this. He's my code. And before that, he always had to be subtle or people would call you a sellout. But then he started doing it. I've talked I talked about this, like, maybe three months ago, but I think Supreme Patti was the downfall of the internet. He's the old man. He might be a cool guy. Yeah. He might be nice. I said, met him before. He was fucking genuinely nice person. Good guy. I think his content and what his content allowed made the internet plummet because it what happened after that long neck. Oh, fucking. Remember that guy. It turned into fucking South Park reject shit. It got weird. And it made everybody go two million views. Get him to come into our barbecue spot and put lemon juice in his eyes and say to come to our barbecue spot. And then you know what? We'll have a social media. Now it's like, you fucked it up. Yeah, yeah. Then he got the wee shit head just made the wee shit goofy. Now it's like, dog, we're the best week company. Why? We have the most followers. Like, yeah, it's just the best. Like, what the fuck are you saying right now? I wonder how many of these numbers are just bots, though. It almost seems like an unreal number of people. You know, yeah, for sure. But what you said, he changed all of the advertisement by going sell out. Cool numbers. Yeah, that's high. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Adam Sandler and Happy Gilmore did the cool, cool, cool combo. That was a fun blatant ad for subway. And now it's like the was his name fucking the guy with the ice cream face top. It's up there at Gucci. What do you mean? With the ice cream tag. No, the rapper white dude. Oh, that has the Gucci man tattoo. Oh, Gucci Barry. Is it in Gucci Barry? No, no, he's a mullet. No. See, that's like the parts of the internet where you're like, you show him. You pull it up and then Gucci Barry white guy with mullet. I think that's his name. Anyway, like they'll do ads. He's a nice person. I met him before, but they'll do ads where it's like, he's the thing is he gets kicked in the dick hard. Like, people kick him. There he is. They kick him in the fucking dick. Really hard, right? They kick him in the dick scene. Really hard, but they'll be like, Hey, go try some, some cannabis. The best in this kid. Kick me in the dick. It's getting, you know, that's crazy. I wonder how many, I wonder how much that really converts though. Like you might use like, yeah, how many people go to your shop because you know what I realized it was bad when the weed guy know got a cameo from the island boys the week they started popping. And he flexed that shit. You got on you to do an ad. Island boys. Bob, about 2023, big shit. I was like, dog, what the fuck? And they said they, they sang a song. They sang a song about his brand and they said the brand name wrong. But the way they were singing, it's like, I think these guys might be retarded. I think the greatest ad of all time had been that Kanye Superboy ad where you like, this is not a phone video. He was like, just go to the website, sum sum sum.com. I heard he made like a bajillion dollars. Could you imagine taking the ad out of the biggest ad space ever and it's just you on your phone? It's unbelievable. Like, yeah, that motherfucker's hard, especially when all the other ones are like it's supposed to be the scripted like huge. Yeah, you're getting the craziest actors to do some fucking things. That was even a good. I might be the only guy that did. He's like the ultimate, I don't give a fuck person in our generation that's ever been alive. I was just anyone else that's ever been like, you're just going to say it, huh? And then he is, we'll invite you back because you're so famous because it's my graduation. Yo, South Park, you see the gay fish episode. Classic. Did you know, I don't know if you guys know this? There's a clip of him, like maybe 10 years ago now. Oh, he's like reacting to it, right? He still doesn't get it. He really doesn't get it, dude. Either he was being funny or he really just doesn't get it. I don't think he's funny like that. No, I think he might be super cereal. I think he's super cereal for sure. I think he is. I don't know. I like Kanye West. Maybe he shouldn't gone, you know, too hard on that German shit, which was called for. Another than that. Some hilarious videos did come after that when he was talking about the doctor or whatever. He's like, I'm not going to say the race of the doctor. Yeah, he's like, oh, come on, Jewish dude. He's a me. He's a me. Okay, let's legendary guy speaking of other shit ready. So we get off of Kanye. Oh, yeah, call it real quick. Shall we? Can you explain it? Yeah, we got a couple of it's a half holes right here, man. It's from one guy from one guy and from five rollers. So one guy made it happen. Got a couple rollers together and then really made this happen. So I think my favorite thing about this is at the bottom. It says collabs instead of competitions, which in a way, it says it's own competition. Right here. You know, they're going to compete against each other and stuff, but it's a fun version of that. Fun version. Yeah. But instead of like typing it. So we have five different hasholes from five different rollers, all the same strains in just five different ways. So they have their own stickers on it. They have their own techniques on how to do it, but they're five different people that roll for a living. That's like their full time job and they're just like showcasing their whole little shabazz. It's super safe. I never say anybody do that before. It's super sick. Pick one. Oh, it's a compilation. Wow, this guy has a, has like a old man picture. Like how they're different. So you see the glass type of differences. I like the wood tips a lot. You know, it's always super. Which one do you like? Wood tip. Yeah, I think so too. Filter in it inside. Yeah, that's my favorite one, too. Rachel and co from Denver. That's what he, that's his, that's what he does always. That's my favorite style. Denver's got some of the gaseous. What? They put a, oh, that's the part of the sticker. I'm like, they engraved it. You know, these are all cool. This is my least favorite tip style. I'll say this. The rounded tip. I knew you're going to pull out a hundred percent. I can't like get a huge hit. I love the rib tip. Oh, the rib tips are always really sick. The rib tip is fired. Honestly, dude, I don't like these ceramic looking tips, but the picture's so funny. You know what? So many options. Nice. Look at the rabbit. Nice. It's called a clips. Clips. Is that who the roller is? This is really fucking cool idea, man. Yeah, it's dope. Shout out to all these rollers. A bit of Bay Flarell. Donk duty rolls. Hitman. The roller loyalty squad. Atlanta, donk's. I've never been to Atlanta. You've been heard. He gets wild down there. I heard it's like San Francisco for like in the inner city. What? Just a lot of gay shit going on. That's what I've heard. Oh, you know, it's not heard. It's like hypersexual, they call it. Yes. Yes. That's the word. There's just fucking. There's just a lot of fucking. Atlanta, it's like, it's a hypersexual spot. So it's like gay, very gay, very bisexual, very straight, which is like always, but it's like a hypersexual where it's where it's like a concentrated. They're just fucking people. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of funny. It's parties. You'll see like the ads on the little holes. They're like, hey, come back. That's party. That's Vegas. Atlanta. No, I don't know. I heard that because one of my homies from Atlanta is there's a hypersexual place. What do you mean? And then he explained it to me. Atlanta. And then we tied what we had a Pac-Man Jones. They were like the strip clubs. We don't we don't magic city. I mean, oh, because it's a strip club cap. Oh, magic city. It's the capital. I heard the wings. They're kind of good. I heard magic city as a drive through people just get wings. I heard everything about it. He says, like, we go for the food. Remember, he said that. He said the food is incredible. I had a joke talking about who the fuck eats at a strip club. Yeah. They're making like 250 K a year. Yeah. He's like, you think you're going to go in there and have sex with these girls? Like, you need to go somewhere else. And then he's like, that's not the place. These girls are making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. They said, they don't need your money. Whoa, but actually they do. That's why they're here. Fuck. Well, he's saying they're just making money from dancing or like that. Dude, I've seen like a little documentary piece on, I think it was magic city. And the people just drop a hundred bands in there. A person will come in there with like a bunch of homies and drop a hundred fucking K. I've seen I've seen a wild shit before. To where I'm like, oh, well, you sell bricks. That's impossible. What are you doing right now? I've seen people do wild shit, but never like Atlanta thing. I heard it's the shit. It's just really cool. But I've never been. I mean, uh, speaking of tears, there's a location there. I like how you see these things that we were going, but what do you mean they're city like it's dirty, you get broken into a lot, like, oh no, it's just like it should be. That's cool. Let him do the thing. Um, people aren't getting the brutal areas. Everything where there's a button up shirt, it's just a little more strength. A little lumberjack sailing now. Oh, oh, wait, Marty, let's start with this one. The joint pass. Okay. Back to what we were saying, when I was going to ask about, you guys shut down your store. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Texas, it's still legal right now in Texas, though. Yeah, they're doing this whole little, they're playing with the feds, the lawsuit thing. So every single, it seems seven to 10 days, they're doing a little, oh, shot spark one up too. Oh, you want to share whatever, I don't know, I thought you, I thought you pulled out my bed. Oh, now we're all good. Um, yeah, so they closed the loophole, I guess is the easiest way to put it. Texas. You can still ship there. So pretty much they're saying you can't sell it, but you can have it, which is doesn't make any sense. They just shut down a bunch of local businesses. Yeah, the store is done, but we're still online. We're still shipping there. It's just we basically had to shut down the store. So wait, Texas, a big thing when I went out there was everybody's like, come to my dispensary, like there's no dispensaries. No, yeah, those are all gone. Yeah, they all, there was a lot of them. There was a ton of them, maybe more per capita than like someplace like Oklahoma, which has an insane amount. It's nuts, they all just, I mean, they didn't all have to shut down. I think the only thing legal right now is edibles. So if they wanted to keep selling like edibles, you know, but for most stores, that's what 20% of their profits may be. So it's just like you can stretch yourself then and do it, but a lot of the ones were just like, especially the ones that could sell online, like us, we're like, what's what's the point. Yeah, yeah, 100%. So they would shed a, shed a close it, just had to close it. Unfortunate as hell. There's so many stores dude. Exactly. They took away so many jobs and really money from the local economy and it's crazy that you can still get it shipped in, like they're not shutting that down. They're not taking any packages. You can still get the weed chips to you and chances. You're letting it ship it, but you're not getting any tax money. It doesn't make it there's how you know the politicians don't know what they're doing. Yeah, 100%. That's it. One person got like $200 million. They're like, all right. Well, all right, we'll enact it. But yeah, now we're just in this whole little game of suing the government and doing injunctions. So I think that whole news article that came out a couple of weeks ago where it was like, it's back, they reversed the, they reversed the ban. That was, I think, for 14 days. And then when that ended, they just did another one. And I think they extended it to the end of this month, April 31st. So like open store closures, open store closures. And it's like what's the point of that? Like telling your employees, like, hey, we might have a job for you next week. Maybe you know, like it's just there's almost no point in that. So we're just doing it online. And that's annoying. Did they really have an impact on these businesses at all? No, not at all. I think it's mainly rescheduling is all for medical stuff right now. So that whole little news article that came out is just applies to medical threat brands. Hopefully that changes for all brands. That would be awesome. But I think that would be the only maybe thing that might be able to ship. Yeah. So just online Pinepark.shop. That's it. So November 12th, if it does go through, this is dead of the water. All around. Yeah, 100% we're going to go back into dispensaries. We already have a couple things like lined up if that does happen. So we'll be in dispensaries in like California in a couple of other states. So we'll keep going. But like, you just got to fucking roll with the punches at this point. It feels like, you know, whack. Damn. Yeah, I have no, I have no, what's November 12th again? T and C will be illegal. Tcha is going to be a legal November 12th. Yeah, they're closing the poll. One poll will close. Cell CBD calls like across the board. I don't know. Cross the board. They cross the entire country. It's messed up. And regular weed they go. And yeah, and rescheduled it. It's good news. If you want a THA company that sucks, but we didn't get into weed for THA. We got to do so, hopefully TAC will be and our companies have to die for that to happen. I fucking approve, you know, it's just so goofy and stupid. It's the same shit. Yeah. So stupid. Hey, they're not. I think, I think they finally understood that though. They're like, we get it. Yeah, they're like, we got to close this. You know what happened? We explained it too much. One time. Oh, it's really what it is. Oh, now that you put it in the words, I can understand. The real problem in Texas is because the hemp loophole, you don't have to ID anybody. So like kid, bro, stores and Texas, we're fucking selling packs to like 10 year olds in shade. And it was like, obviously, this is going to get fucking shut down guys. That's right. Yeah. No, 100%. Like we ID in seven people would come into the storm, be like, whoa, you guys actually ID always have to ID people would be like, you have a sexy ID and we'd have like big signs everywhere. Like people would walk in and be like, oh, and they would just walk right out as soon as it's like. Yeah, we have a page verification, your ID, and your number. Yes. Yeah. In your part. If you hooked them up with the fake ID, I can't fucking do anything about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To have the fake ID. It's over for me online. I get how people like, because some people are like, you know, ID, like we do age verification. We can't do more than that. Absolutely. What about signing in the door? Like, do you want to pay the extra 350? How many people will not buy or not even put that option? We can't lose money because you feel weird about it. Like there's a reason why your ID has to match your fucking card. Yeah. 100%. I mean, you still have to do that step. Yeah. So if you get past that, you're a scammer. You're a little scammer, kid. We can't stop that. Yeah. Just like anything. Oh, I bought this on Amazon. I'm using my mom's Amazon card. I should kid shouldn't buy it. So what? A Amazon should shut the fuck down because your kid's a scammer. No. Why don't you fucking credit card? It's weird. But uh, in person, yeah, you should have to ID. Yeah, right? Right. You do a business 100%. First of all, it's obvious. Like, yo, he's a child. Yeah. You should have to ID for the, for the TSC. That's crazy. It was wild in Texas. They had the bad actors got it shut down. We'll say, you know, the bad apples that were just fucking selling boiled shit to fucking kids. It's like, all right. You can see why it got shut down. Yeah. A little bit of a shame. You've been traveling earth, huh? You got a new series, Kraken? Yeah. Damn, you have been traveling a lot recently. Um, my girl became a flight attendant. So he's just, is that why? Yeah, we just, we're just getting around the world. The little big, you know, I was like, there's that air to super controlling. I want to see if we really have work. I want to go to Paris. No, he's efficient. He's like, listen, I want to do some traveling while we're traveling. We're gonna, I mean, we're gonna get paid. Might as well. Get it going. Smart. Yeah. No, it's, um, it's pretty awesome. It's pretty fucking cool. It's one of the, the bigger airlines as well. So there's like a lot of hubs and like a lot of flights because when you fly, they call it non-rev because, you know, the airline's not getting any revenue from me. You're just flying on it. So they put you at the bottom of like the little list. Like, I didn't even buy the ticket. He's going to get a seat before you. But if you're on a, if you're on one of the bigger airlines, there's usually like plenty of seats, you know what I mean? Like, and you can see how many seats are left. So you, I'm not really fucking aware. It's been nuts. It's been nuts. I've been fucking. What a loophole for you. I've been taken at least like a flight or two a week. Just like a day, a girlfriend's now a a billionaire or or like the only other thing that I can think would be perfect for your ass, but she holds a, a bubble tea spot too. What else? She just bought sovereignty class. Damn, that's the ultimate shift for you. Travel like crazy. Yeah, yeah. And it's been fucking, it's gonna move. It's like, if we travel together, I can just, all right, I'm not buying the flights, I can get like a nice hotel and get nice experiences. You know, we can go to slightly better restaurants, you know, in half, maybe city. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's been. So you did like the pyramids, right? Tokyo. Yeah, I mean, Tokyo, I went to the Niagara Falls next week. I went to Mexico City, which is when I got sick. I had a delay shooting this episode. Apologies, fellas. It's a little late if you're watching this because I got a little sick. It's called, they're calling it Montezuma's revenge. Oh, that's what you got. That's what I got. Yeah, yeah. I was pissing from my ass. It's like the best way to describe it because like after the first day or two of getting sick, I didn't really feel like nauseous or sick. Like I could just function normally. I was just shit in like 10 times a day, probably. It was in the same. I just be like, wow, I'm having a great day. I'm like, I know it's about to happen. And it was just not a single solid piece for bro. It was, I read about it online, because I didn't even get it when I was there. One of my homies got it when we were there. And I was like, damn, I was like, bro, you shouldn't have fucking like drinking the tap water. You shouldn't have done this. I thought I was safe. It was your shower. You probably got that. It was probably the shower 100% because I didn't even like brush my teeth with the bugging tap water, but I'm pretty sure it was the shower 100%. So I got home and I was like, oh, I'm fine. Woke up the day after I got back and was like, what the fuck is going on with me? Looked up the symptoms. And they're like, yeah, it usually lasts like four to 10 days. Oh, no. And I was like, how is four the smallest number here? You know, it's like, there's no way I'm not good tomorrow. I think I just got better yesterday. Oh my god. It was eight days. It was eight days of just the worst like, it's like a waterfall. It was like Niagara Falls, like coming out. It was fucking, I've never had anything like it. Never had anything like it. That's unbelievable. Fucking awesome. It was only traveling too much, having too much fun. Something has to happen, dude. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, there's two safe and too many places. Stay home for a minute. No, I believe it. I think the earth does that to you because it's right. Yes, because I'll be doing too much shit, but this is same at all. To be honest with you, I feel like, you ever think about that, you ever get too stoned and you're like, "We're probably, I don't think we're supposed to see as much as we do." Like, you know, like if we were born a thousand years ago, you'd probably see like 40 faces max and you'd stay in one little town, and that's kind of it. And then your brain would never get bigger. And that's got, yeah, that's kind of it, but like, do we? I should fly around the earth. Yeah, or like imagine, there's a big pyramid somewhere in the world, there's these big buildings. There's different people out there and you're like, "Yeah, shut up, what are you talking about?" Yeah, I feel like it's weird too. - Yeah, I feel like it's weird. - What are you talking about, man? We're white. We can like, scroll your timeline and see like 10 of the fattest asses you've ever seen. Like, that's not supposed to happen. Like, there's something biologically that's happening to your brain, you know? You would just, you would marry like the prettiest little humble lady in your village and you'd call it a day, you know? You'd be like, "Oh, I'll have some kids." Now it's like, what's going on? - What's a Columbia? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's going on? I don't know. It's kind of. - Feel prepping scene. It's pretty sick. - Oh yeah, it seems so much. - Make you go, "Why don't, I can't do that." - Yeah, yeah. - That seems cool. So I think when I look out the plane windows, like, I'm going to look out every time, like, "I'm one of the only humans to see this." In terms of like human history, who's seen like cloud from the top. - An 80 year window of just, where the only ones has ever seen this guy's? - Yeah, like the top of the cloud. No, no humans ever seen that besides like, a few years ago, really. - I hate the only couple of those. I just want to lay out and say, "Damn, no way." - Yeah, I'm just trying to space out and talk to you and watch you. I fucking hate traveling, dude. I hate the experience of going, "Don't fuck up up there, dude. Like, sorry, just don't want to come on." - That is true. - If there's bumps, I'm going to fucking stare at the back of that door until you open it and say, "We're okay." - What made me feel better is I realized that all the planes pretty much fly themselves. Like, the pilots don't really. They're pilots only there if something goes wrong. But it's really just the, it's like a robot the whole time taking you. And I'm like, "Oh, fuck it." - Yeah, we're talking about, hey, I fucks up sometimes. - It does, it does. - I want people there. I want a pilot going. I want my pilot to come out and good shape going. I got shit to do after. Don't learn. That's what I want. I want my pilot. I don't want a depressed or a guy that looks like he has nothing going on. I just like to fly the plane, dude. I always judge the pilot every time. - Yeah. - No, you have to. - Every time I see a chick and she's like, "Hey, what's up guys?" I'm like, "Oh, let's go!" She got something to fucking prove, dude. - She's playing with little toy planes her whole life. - Yeah. - She's like three. - Her hair's always super fucked up. Her forearms are buff. Every time. Like, that's the kind of bitch that I need. - I want her flying the plane. - I want her flying the fucking plane. - Because like, she's made a women's children first. She's gonna like, "I'll stay with the men." That's the bitch I want flying the plane, dude. - That's real. Have you encountered any sketchy shit in your travels? - Hmm. - Sketchy shit. - I imagine super duet sales. - Yeah, I try to stay pretty. I try to do a good amount of research before and stay in like the nicer areas and stuff, you know? - At the very least. - Never research any of that. That sounds smart. - No, I definitely like, where should I not walk at night? You know, like, what's going on there? I feel like that's pretty important for sure. - If I was a thief, I would be all there, jaging it, but you should deadly walk. - Bring all the blood you have. - I think the craziest place I went, it wasn't even craziest. It was like an accidental thing. There was like this super pop and street in Mexico City. And it wasn't this past time that I went. I went like in January. And I went with my girl that time. So it was like the super like crazy party street. There's a bunch of bars, a bunch of clubs and stuff. And we're kind of just like wandering in each one, you know? Like it's like a super brother's like hundreds, maybe thousands of people on the street. - Jesus. - It's lit. It's lit. - So we walk into this one club and I've never been had it down like this in my entire life. It was insane. They took my pens for sure. And I was like, "Well, I could get these back later." And I was like, "Yeah." And I was like, "I'm not getting them back later. I didn't get them back later." - I sold it because I knew you actually first shouldn't do. - But they stripped down everything. They made me take out my shoes. It was for a club. They went through my wallet and looked at every single card and took out every single individual thing in my wallet. They got the girl, because I had a girl and they're like, "The girl, security guard, watch her." She was like violated, she said. She didn't even want to go in anymore because they were like touching like the girl was like getting all the fucking crevices and touching her in the craziest ways and then we go in there. - If you were bringing it in. - I don't know. I don't know. - Maybe you're on drugs. - Yeah, maybe. Maybe cocaine or something like that. Maybe they thought I had a little. - You don't want you bringing your old shoes back in. - Yeah, right, right. - I walked into this place and then we quickly realized that this is like a bar club kind of thing, but it's very obviously like a whore house. Like very obviously like, we should probably get out of here. There's like some sketchy guys like big guys in the corner like watching everyone to make sure like everything's good and we're like, "We probably shouldn't be here." - Like this is crazy. And it wasn't even popping in. It was probably like 8 p.m. - So it was like five or six people in there and we're like, "Shh." - That was a nice way to get stared at. - Yeah, no, 100%. Like having individual person staring at me the whole time. I was like, "Yeah, it says in the booth." That was maybe like the one play, the one time recently that I can think of where I was like, "Let's get out of this immediate vicinity. I don't even want to be here." - Chat GVT didn't mention that. - Yeah, no. Chat GVT is talking about the street. I was like, "Where should I go fucking drink right now?" They're like, "Get this place. It's popping. Come here." - One of these guys is the whole packer other team tell people to go to another sort of Robin Taurus. That would be the smartest thing I could do. See, that's, you're lucky I'm the last guy. I would be doing, "Hey guys, you should do. You should fuck up a Wikipedia." And be like, "This is the best safest city ever. Bring crypto." Bring your fucking stuff and your little card for your crypto. Dude, could you imagine? - Dude. - If you just said you searched the area, let me hack in the fucking. - Sorry, I was all like, "Look at this movie Bremen starting." - Dude, there you go. - My girl has been getting a lot of, 'cause she became a flight attendant. So she gets all these flight attendant news stories on her feeding sheet. And she said the other month, 'cause when you go fly to other countries, they usually put you in a hotel there and they stay you the night there. And she said there was someone who went to Columbia overnight in Medellin, that went out with their coworking group of homies, and then went missing, never be found again, on a layover of their flight. Like, what the fuck? - I just wouldn't be going out. - Yeah, like in certain places, I don't think you're just supposed to fly. - I'm my family's from South America, dude. - Damn. - But I am not trying to party out there, man. - I don't know if you're gonna stick out a little bit, I feel like. - Yeah, that's probably not possible. - You know how you stick out? When they say, "Spanish, you go, "What?" And then they go, "Let's get this guy." That's my biggest fear, dude. It was like, "What if there's saying some wild shit, I don't know what's happening?" When I went to Mexico with my grandma, I've got a Mexico many times, right, my family. I went to Tijuana with my grandma when I was like 22. And this was also, I was just out in Rosie. I know Mexico's pretty wild, but I'm like with my grandma, but I know they know where to go there. We're in Tijuana, we're walking on the street. The first thing I see is a guy with a machine gun. I'm like, "Damn, shit." - Fuck. - Yeah, right? - Like, is he keeping me safer? - Yes, you know? - I don't know, yeah. - I don't know if he was a military guy, but still. I'm like, "Fuck, dude, I have wheat on me." I'm trying to brought that, and I'm thinking like, "Okay, what's going on, what's going on?" Right? - Yeah. - We go to the currency exchange, and it's got a hell of a hole. - Oh, my bulletproof glass, the splatters. - Oh, at least he knows. - It's proof. - It's proof that I'm inside it is. Like, I'm out here, right? And we're about to cross the street. We're going to get food. We're about to cross the street. And there's this gangbag in Mexico, fool. Like, hairline, but it's all tattoos. Like, the hairline tattoo. He's bald. He, like, looks like he's from LA. He looks like he's dressed like an American. - I know exactly what you mean. - He was, like, 45. And he's talking to some regular dress Mexican, but you could tell that fool's with some shit, too. He's got all golds on him. Like, he's got like a button-up. I'm like, "Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." - Peter, something. - Yeah. - And I'm waiting for the crossing, the light with my grandmother, my sister. And I hear them talking. And I'm pretending like I've never heard words. I'm just looking straight. And I hear that dude with his head, and he's like, "Come on, dog. Like, why don't they even accuse me? That's disrespectful. Like, I would never do some shit like that." - Oh. - That's all I hear. I'm like, "Ah, they're gonna speak in Spanish." He's like, "Come on, burn him." Like, I don't burn him on the phone. I don't do shit like that. If I'm gonna take him out, you know how I'm gonna take him out. I would never do some sloppy shit like that. And then I just cross the street. Like, damn, he's talking about his disrespected because he kills people better than that. Get the fuck out of here, man. I'll just do my tentative shit in America. Dude, I'll just fucking pay for it. I don't wanna come back here and I haven't been back since. - That was the last straw. - The last time I was like, "Damn. I stayed up all night watching the same channel." And I was like, "Mmm, boxing match." I watched the whole thing. I was sick. That's where we were there. I'll sweat my ass off. I fucking hated it. That's not my. I'm going back to Mexico with different sorts. - Yeah. You ever heard of Hong Kong down there? It's really, exactly. - You do like a strip club slash a oral. - Is that it? Yeah, I think it's both. It's definitely both. I'm going to jog with these older Mexican communities. Man, I went to Hong Kong. I'm like, "How was he?" 'Cause I don't know. T1 is weird. - Fuck, man. I thought you were traveling. You got me. - Dude, the craziest part about that place is I found out that if you go to like the San Diego border, if you go down there and you just walk across, there's a bus that takes you straight to the strip club and back. - So there's a strip club called Hong Kong. In Mexico, T1 is famous. The big ass like Walmart style building. - Not that big of a shit. - Time out and search for strip clubs in Mexico. But it's a strip club. But apparently, it's a strip club only. Here's the equivalent of those guys that stand outside of weed shops. Like on menacing. Hey, what's up, man? Greenery, greenery, come on in. Come on, except it's a whorehouse. - All right. - But it's like stripping. (laughing) Come in, get your card. Yeah, we sell fucking weed. It's almost like a cover. Like those guys in Vegas, were you there? to the cars as you go. just put smack the cards and hooker cards. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't want that shit. They would just go, "Hey, hey." And they smack the cards. That's what you know. And it gives you an escort card, my dog. - That's fucking the nerds. - The ones that are on the trucks and they just drive. - They drive the car. - Sometimes I think they're in there. I'm like, "What if you can pop out right now?" (laughing) - It is a double-decker bus. What is one level is a strip club? That's not a terrible idea. Pick up drunk dudes on the strip club. Moving strip club, get in. - We got money for your car. - Moving strip club. - Did we just fuck it? - That's fire. - Pull some shit. - Damn. - That's not a bad idea. - Someone's gonna do it before this. - We will get a ring or a camera shot of them getting an accident one day. - Yeah. - And seeing shit as fucking fire on one side of the bus. - This is the best ad ever. - Our shit's off the roof over there. Should be wearing a ring and be like, bro, I need to get on this. I need to get on this. - It's not a bad idea though. - It's a good time. - Pull up to parking lots. Like all these drunk dudes like strip club. - I bet you there's plenty of you in that one. - Yeah, there's plenty of people that want to go to the strip club for like this. - But they don't want to go. - Yeah, 10-20 minutes. - Yeah, and they don't want to go, 100%. - Yeah, it came to me. - Club two. - At all. - I mean, look at food trucks. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's worked out pretty well. - I think I just started someone's fucking business out here. Please thank me. Please thank me by giving me money. - I mean, you owe him five percent. - You're seven million dollars, five percent. That would make so much fucking money. - That'd be dummy. - Yeah, it would be super sick, actually. - I would test it out of people, Tom, so make sure, you know, I'd be the beta tester. Like, let's make sure. - Yeah, they don't worry, man. Like, it's all dudes. (laughing) - Oh, yeah, we would have to have both. The girls might like it more. - That's like, I think. - We would have to ask the party on wheels. - The back to the rep party on wheels. - Exactly. Those getting on takes so fucking long. - Could you imagine people coming down and going corporate party? Is it an outtruck and a strip club bus? Like, what the fuck? (laughing) That's not a bad idea. - Diggas, you can keep it apart. And it's vintage. - This is not a horrible idea. - I don't know what's going on. I had a real question. You got to own a bunch of them, so you send the stripper bus. Then you send the food trucks. - Oh. - Then you got like a coffee one, and then you got like a wee bit. - Then you got a coffee one, but I wasn't that ordered. So like, by the time you get to drive home, here's the coffee. Starts off with the legions. - People are leaving out, then it goes to a strip club. - People of damn near combined them. Have you seen those freaky coffee shops? Or are you buying coffee at? - Yeah, there's one percent. - And they're just bikini chins. - They put out a business somehow. - What? - Don't know how. - They're hiring some meat. - That's a little bit, dude. - Mercenaries do that, mercs themselves. That guy that would be free. He did it immediately after, but-- - Immediately after all. - He drove into a parking lot in Malooie. - You know what this is, Morgan? - That was a great-- - The drive-through, but they don't have no money. - Yeah. - So I went and did a show in Tempe, and the number one thing, they're like, it's coming, it's coming. Remember? They're probably like, it's about to be here. It's coming, and we're going to our hotel and go, "Look, it's the Gooder coffee shop." - Oh my God, it is the guy. That's that. - Damn. - That's the one. - He killed himself in this heat. - Oh, fuck. - It is hot. - Did you manage to kill yourself and being really hot? - Ah. - I want to go out at least, like, stoked about it. - Yeah, feeling in a good way. - Not mad about the situation. - You're at least an OD. You know? - Oh. - Could you imagine an OD that come into your sense of story? Ah, fuck, I think I should stop this. (laughing) - Just not making it into the door. - Oh. - I can imagine, dude. - It was probably print, dude. How did that go out of business? There's no way. - Honestly, dude? - The coffee's bad. Does anyone go over there? - Could you imagine a coffee's fucking terrible? That's their thing, like, the coffee's shit. Have you been to, uh, university studios here? - Yes. - Have you been to Cresti Burger? - Yes. - This shit sucks. - Yes, it's not. - It's supposed to. - It's just theme park food. - But it's supposed to, 'cause Cresti Burger always sucks. - Oh. - So, when I ate it, this shit sucks. They go, it's supposed to. (laughing) - What a smart idea. Like, the food sucks? - It's Cresti Burger. - That's like Gwarr saying everything that he likes is what he hates. - Yes, it's like, yeah, yeah, it's supposed to suck. You're weird, but you got your money's worth. No matter what, I'm gonna take your fucking money. It's what Cresti Burger's doing. - I respect that a lot. - It's right in your face. - It's, thank you. It's a good idea. Of course, I've ate it was so sad. And then we, oh yeah. That's like, eating the chum bucket and spongebob land. It's like, dog, it's supposed to fucking suck. - That Nintendo World shit is sick. Feels like I'm gonna ask it. - It was cool, but the gate, I thought there was gonna be more interactive shit. - Yeah, you kinda just walk around, right? - Okay, it's like the whole point is lying. - I like it, I've been seeing the fake wall to the spirit side. - The fake sky, or like, yeah, or the real sky, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's it, it's just, it's overcast. Look, he got a fake wall. It makes you feel like you're in like the backroom wall. Or some weird fake, I don't know. I don't know what's, a Truman show. I feel like the Truman show, like everything's fake. - It's crazy how the backrooms is such like a university. Like you just know it's creepy. Like it's not supposed, like, you know, you don't know why you know. But if you just showed it to a human, they'd be like, what the fuck? Like, I don't wanna be there. - I'm like, whether you're eight years older than you, or nine years older than you, I believe. So maybe you don't remember this, but I brought this up years ago. I've had brought this up recently, and then I saw a thing on a TikTok. This is a thing. - It's a movie, it's gonna be a movie. - So, not backrooms. - Oh. - Marty, maybe you did too. When I was a kid, do you remember Portables being brought to your school? Do you ever remember the portables, do they do testing? - Like the, yeah, like the portable classrooms. - Yeah, remember that? - Right. - Do you remember that? Not really that much, okay. Do you remember taking tests with people that would come outside of school? Do you remember that? - No. - What do you mean, come outside of school? - They would come from outside of the school that weren't teachers, they would come in and test you. Do you remember this? - I remember, I think our teachers would give us a test, but they would be like administrators walking around and like watching and sharing. - No, like they would give you tests, but not like school tests. - Oh, do you remember that or no? - How are you getting tested? - Then they didn't happen to me. Well, Mark, you're a little older than me, but it was in the early 90s, they started it, so it might hit you too. Did you get tested for stuff? - Like flasks. - Flasks. - Flasks. (laughing) - I was thinking they really did this thing where they tested your own eyes. They always tested us. And every kid, like your mom needs to talk to you at the front. Like. - I don't know what love is to do with life, yeah. - We would love it, I'd be like, "Fake is used." - You know your mom's like, "Oh, she picking you up at school." - Well, it's running crazy. We all know your mom. But yeah, you have life, for sure. I'm gonna write that down to good bit, like that. But for real, do you ever get tested? You remember the flashcards and the numbers and all that stuff, a shapes? - Not a fucking thing. - Wow. So I remember this my whole life. I brought it up. - And every year? - No, it only happened to me once. - Oh. - It happened over the course of a couple of weeks. I was in the gate program. Did we get in there? - Oh, we had the same, we called it the GT program. - Okay, so over here, it's G-A-T-E. Give it a towel to education, what it's called. - Or just give it a towel to G-C. - Same shit, the same shit, right? So I remember this, and I brought this up like maybe eight years ago, and then I brought it to Rosie, and Rosie was in the same class. - Yeah, yeah. - So this is what I remember. The people, the lady and the guy would come in, they'd get the whole classroom and go to the portables. We go to the portables, and they'd test this individually. There's like little partitions, like 10 partitions. They would take us a time, and then some kids would leave, and some kids would stay. Some kids would leave, some kids would stay. That's what I remember. I'll remember going back twice. But I remember, they would ask us, it was hearing, and they would ask us flashcards. Numbers, do these numbers fast? What shapes is this? What do you see? The Rorschach test, shit. I said, all right, that's cool, whatever. But then we came back the next day, and it was only me and like two other kids. And I remember, after every time we leave, they'd make us drink this little drink. - What? Did you remember this? No? - I did, I did all that except for the drink. They didn't know it was a little-- - They didn't know it was a little sludge, like apricot scrub. They didn't let me-- - Consistency, it was like-- - Yeah, it was like a little drink in a shot glass. - A little-- - A little see-through cup, and then we drink it. We had to drink it, and we had to get a little water after we walked out. And I was like, all right, that shit tastes crazy. I remember it all, right? And I didn't think about this for a long time, so I just thought, what is it? But I remember, I came back, and I told my mom the test, and she didn't think nothing of it. So I'm like, all right, cool. The second time I came back, same people, same portable, right? But then they were asking us pictures of what's the number coming up? And I'm like, what do you mean? And the car would be facing away from me. I couldn't see the number. It's like, what's the number next? I go, weirdly, it's seven. Why do I know that the next number is seven? That's my good. And she turned it over, then she drew colors, and she shapes. She's like six to 10 different cards, and then she would ask what number's next, what words next? And I don't remember getting them all right, but I remember I got a couple, like, hey, how the fuck did that know blue was next? 'Cause I remember thinking, like, I'm a fucking superhero, dude. Something's going on. And then we drank the drink, and then I left. And that's all I ever remember, right? That's all I ever remember about it. Then I look it up, and it says that CIA was doing psychic testing in the early '90s to 2000s on classrooms, and they say, every single fucking thing I just said, and then they said, the alleged pink drink. I'm not tripping. It's what I'm saying. I remember, I said this for years. We know what the fuck the drink was. No, but I remember the taste, and Rosie said she remember drinking the pink drink, too. Wow. I wonder what the pink drink was. Drink it twice. Yeah. Fuck. I wonder if they're, like, I wonder if it worked. And it didn't work, so they gave you it again. And then it worked the second title. No, but I do know this. I do have dreams that they do come true. And I have had two times where I saved my fucking life. And we know this, and we talk about this. And I do, we know this, but I'll call shit all the time. Like no, that's gonna happen because of this and that this let's not do this. I have a weird thing, right? We know this we talk about it You ever have a dreams about shit and then it happens in real life later. Holy shit. That's the crazy thing at the rainbow Rainbow we told the story before I had a dream like Four times I every occurred dreams my life a whole life of every occurred dreams But it sucks. It's boring. It's annoying. That's why I say I have dreams to say I fall asleep But I'll go back to the same building and that's what I don't know Let's stay the fuck away from that because everybody dies in that building. Let's just not go over there, but I was at the rainbow room I used to have a dream. I didn't know it was the rainbow room at the time. You know, in LA. Yeah, Hollywood I used to have this dream where I see this talk out of the beard He's wearing some type of brown. He's a brown hair. He's with two people and there's like a security guard talking to him And above him is his yellowish light and I can see the wood of the wall that the lights on because of the light and I remember looking at him and then seeing people go him go in and then I hear people screaming and Everybody starts rushing out of the restaurant Rushing like somebody's killing somebody like people are screaming tables all this shit I remember watching it go by and like people are walking through like I'm like not there in my dreams I'm like what the fuck is this and I see people running into a street. This has happened on like 15 19 20 something And then I was at the rainbow room with a bunch of fools Followed me. Yeah, I went my friend and he brought his friends and he didn't tell me to meet me So I get there like what the fuck? Oh, it's I'm like we follow my oh six. I'm like cool I'm talking to smoke a rainbow week smoke so I'm like all these fools follow me. That's cool, man That's tight. So in my head. I'm just chilling in there head like oh, I like this guy and we're having to do that's cool Man, I didn't know we're gonna hang out smoke. We within so for me to look like a fucking insane person And they must be like that. That's weird in person So that's why the whole time the story like oh, man, they think I'm weird. I see the fucking guy walk in the rainbow room like the guy in your dreams That's the guy and I look at Rosie go leave. Oh, we only there for 30 minutes. Yeah, that was with a Betty Oh, homie home run hash Betty. Huh? And he has all his friends in New York and I'm like, hey, I'm gonna go he goes what what oh something's gonna happen dude like found this Nation we saw freaking out. I'm trying to keep a call so people are like yeah, it's fucking weird But oh my hey, man, we got to get the fuck out of here. We have to go like I've had a dream about this exact situation I was talking to him. Oh, oh we were talking with the dream. I told my I've had this dream. I know this dream something bad It's about to happen. I need to get the fuck out of here. You should come with me and he goes We just said I'm like I know we just got here, but you should just trust me And we talked about this Betty will bounce for it rose and I told Rosie like get the check Pay for what we go. Let's get the fuckers like I have to go to the bathroom Go to the bathroom right fucking now and Shannon would taking forever to give us the check taking for fucking ever and I have a lot of money So like I need my like change out of this $24. I'll tip you ten, but I need my I need I need to go, but also like I'm just gonna leave them at I got to the point like I'm gonna leave the money Fuck it. I left it and I'm waiting for Rosie and the right one Rosie goes into the bathroom It's fucking Mongols the biker gang like seven of them walk up to the fucking security You know the security right outside we show you yeah, yeah, you can see them from where you sit in the restaurant Yeah, yeah, yeah, they walk up and you see security guard like this And he's just talking like this and then the manager comes up like that with the clipboard like guy And you can see him like like And then this fucking big ass whiteful walks through obviously the fucking leader walks in and brings two of them like And he's just like kind of pushes the security to the side the experience this and he looks down like oh my fucking God we need to get the fuck at and that's when I look at bed and go Do you see what I'm saying because at this one everybody's like you're leaving? I'm like I've had a weird dream about it and I said I'm like I'm just letting you guys know I know I look like a fucking weirdo But I promise you I'm not wrong and then What a minute and a half later they'll walk up. I go do you see what I'm saying and then they go they always come here I know But do you see when I'm saying they walk in right where the guy walked in through the back Restaurant not outside they go in the restaurant, right? You've been there before yeah And then to the smallest little Mexican and white dudes with their cuts on maybe like five one five two And they come in they turn two chairs around and they sit at the exit So they're both sitting in front of the exit, but like But they looked They look fucking some of the fuck with like the big guys went in they watching the door those guys are gonna They have the guns those are the scary motherfuckers, and they both just sat didn't look at nobody just sat like this What what are the white guy had his hands on his knees? I'm like this is murderous Let's get the fuck out here. But I remember I'm looking at banging like Betty. We should go. He goes That is kind of weird like penny We get out get our stuff Rosie comes out and she's like let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go Because she says they're fucking and then she's talking like tell me later You know they pull the cars right up you could bounce right there I get the car and I look at Betty. I'm like I'm out I take off and I'm like what happened she goes I go to the bathroom and I hear the fucking gang. They are the the guys yelling Where the fuck is he and they're looking for the guy with the beer that I talked about I saw him underneath the booth and I just ran out. Oh shit. All right. I'm right So we left whole fucking building got evacuated because they try to start stabbing this fucking dude Everybody Betty call me 15 minutes later dog a fucking. Oh, I'm running out of my I look at wrote right in the home like Do you see what I'm saying? So it turns out the guy is a Hell's Angels tried it wasn't the fucking everybody told him to have it He's a dropout of the hell's angels, which is another gang Yeah, yeah, and he was trying to like be cool be civilian like and base All that like yo, this motherfucker showed up get him right now, so they post up like that's why he was yelling at the front Like we know he's inside. We just saw him go inside Like they were yelling were the fuck is he and she said he saw this guy under a table under a booth hiding under a booth and he was big dude So I guys they got in a fight. They fucked up part of the bar and everybody rushed out because all those gaming or those fools rushed into the bar So they're like oh, we're gonna get shot up. Let's get the fuck out many said people were Running over each other to get out. Do you know there's what two exes. Yes, right there small little one It's like a nightmare place to fucking have some room here. I got some for you. That's nice The description of elementary school students consuming pink chalky Lee liquid often identified as a fluoride rinse or swish while listening Designed to induce lucid dreaming or hemisync brain states originates from Ta-da often the gifted and educated gay programs So damn the government put lucid dreaming into you Guess I can't lucid dream that off. She has me bot dude. I didn't get the fucking I thought you got mk ultra-adversive watch it I told you I'm not fucking weird. I'm not a liar And when I say I remember shapes because I saw it and the thing is I've been talking about that shit for a long time And then they started doing a tick-tock last year. Is anybody remember the pink trick and I stopped go I didn't remember it for a long time. We'll just come and go. Mm-hmm, but I told you I used to be able to Fuck control my dreams until I met Rosie and then it stopped. Whoa Well, the week I started dating Rosie. I couldn't do lucid dreams no more. It stopped. What? Yeah Whoa, weird, huh? We've talked about that before. That's the craziest part That is like that. It was it also took the painting. It's can she did she also stop dreaming when she met you No, she never could I can control my dreams. No, I would only go to sleep and I would the second I get into it I would do whatever I want I used to fly around the city call all I would do was just fly I've only done that a few times But you could just do it all you were doing it all the time but not anymore. But I couldn't do anything bad Oh, I couldn't do anything like Yeah, I couldn't do that. Oh, and I couldn't hurt people. I could like push them. Yeah, yeah, I could never softly hit them Like it'd be like this Constantly it would like hit a softness punch you through water punch you through water I punch normal speed sometimes, but it was just like not where I know it would just hit like that And nothing would ever happen, but I was always like doing fun shit I'm dude isn't that fucked up? Then we got that rosy actually I couldn't do the dreams of work and my whole life, you know, I had somebody else so I could never sleep But when I did I do some fiction You received yourself dying a dream. No, thankfully. Oh, well, and I always just like wake up like you know like I've I've I've like Crash cars are like falling off buildings in my dreams, but I don't like as soon as it happens. I like wake up I've been like oh, they got me Like another life down Do you see it happen to you though? No, no, it's like POV. Yeah, it is always POV. Oh really? Well, no POV, but when you die do you see outside of it? No, it's just like cuts the black and it's like Really every time I die I pop out of my body and look at it. Oh, and I get real pissed cuz I'm like That feeling before actually I think it was one only one time because I have like I remember that feeling that you're talking about Of a building you're like damn. Yeah, my body like you know I get that's why I look like no way and I always go Come on every time dude. Have you ever talked to anybody after you die in a dream? No, we popped out Start talking to other dead motherfuckers. Oh - Yeah, I'm like, dude, right here, dude. - Oh, wait. - No, I had maybe the most insane dream I've ever had, ever, like, it was like a year ago. It was before I started flying a lot too. It was almost crazy to say, I was only saying now. (laughing) It was like just as I started to fly a lot. So it makes sense as to why it was happening. But it was a dream where basically the premise of it was, like I was, I spawned in like an airport, like gate area, like everyone was waiting to board the flight. I get on the flight. And then it's like a super small flight. The guy comes on the little, the airport intercom. The pilot's like, hey, we're just gonna have to do a little, like, an unusual takeoff, but no one be worried about it. So we go up and it's almost like a video game. I look out the window and we're like flying through the buildings, like in the city. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like this isn't right. Like no one else is screaming, no one else is tweaking out. Bro, the plane crashes, like into a building. And then I respawn in that same little, like waiting room where it's the same gate, same people. And I ask, and I'm like, did you guys just have that too? And they're like, yeah, like yeah, just crashed into the building. And then I was like, I was like, what the fuck? No, no, dude, I haven't a few, then I'm like a probably a year ago, like a few months ago. That's part of the creative dream of it, right, I think. Because I remember like respawning. And it was the same people that I was talking to. Oh, yeah. Like part of the city. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, final destination, that they was crazy. No, just like a random, it was like a generic, like if you ask AI, build an AI airport lounge, that's what it looked like. It was just like, it was just like a. - Do you know what building Geraldton did look familiar? - No, no, it didn't. Just the most generic buildings in plain. I don't remember like the plain brand name or anything. It was just like, it was just just a generic, I don't remember a single specific name. - That sucks, dude. - Yeah, I really wish you, keep thinking though. I was trying to look at that shit, so I can remember not to do it. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. - I feel like dreams honestly, 'cause we don't possess it in real life. - They tell us you dream. - This is sound reasonable. Our brain's computer, right? When the computer's going to rest mode, where does the power go? It shuts off, but it's somewhere, right? Like all the information's somewhere. So if our brain's shut off and our bodies are resting, which is like the computer hardware, where's the brain go, which is all our memories, right? They talk about like, oh, you go to another dimension, you go to this, you go to this. - That's right, right? - Sometimes I feel like we're in a waiting room, and we pop up and go, these are all the possibilities that could have happened. - Yeah. - Here's what could have happened. Keep going through the shit you're doing, 'cause you're gonna, don't fuck it up. 'Cause I feel like I've had so many dreams where I'm like, "Hey, I should remember that, that felt real." - Yeah. - And then I avoid it in real life. - Right, right, right, right. - You know? - Almost also about this nation shit. Because what did you think? Do you believe that like, oh, my brain went up somewhere else, now I'm in another dimension talking to something else? Do you believe in multiple realities like that? - I think I do. - I think I do too. - I think I do. I just, oh, I don't know of that coincides with the simulation theory, but I'm starting to believe in that more and more for sure. This is a big simulation. What really got me into it, 'cause I've always heard about it, and you're like, all right, like, sure. Like who's simulating it, whatever. But recently, with the whole, like the AI agent thing, like Marty mentioned earlier, that people are having agents like do everything for them, like this agent does all my emails, this agent does this, this agent does that. Someone builds a little game for your agents to like comprehend each other, and then they're in this little 3D world, and they can like sleep or they can walk around and like interact with the other agents, and then you're like, - I'm telling you what we are. - Yeah, and then it's like, wait, that's just me. Like someone's might actually be controlling like me. Like whenever something dope happens now, and I'm like, thanks, that was sick. - Thanks me. - That was a sick prompt. - Thanks, probably. - I knew I was tall. Dude, I always felt so. As well as in it. There's like the idea that there's like, there's so many millions of like living organisms in such a gut, like little bacteria. - Like these fools are having like a movie from here. They're living their lives. They have no idea that they're inside another living thing. So that's like, I feel like that's kind of how humans are. We're like, we're like. - Yeah, you have no comprehension. - Or like, yeah, or if and- - That's what I'm saying. We're alive inside something that- - On Earth. - Yeah, 100%. - I've heard that before as in like, what does an ant comprehend when a highway is built next to it? Like it's just so fucking, there probably doesn't even think about it. Comprehend that. Like there's something going on. Surely out there that we can't even comprehend. That's just like normal friends. - But they can just get see it. - Yeah. - And ant can see the whole plot. - I was listening to a video. - What's that? - This video was saying like- - Just like block sounds. - You have your regular consciousness and you have your dream state. And then you have like DMT is essentially just kind of like unlocking your human veil. - I think I'm just getting out there. - Yeah. - So in between them. - We should know what it's like. - Yeah. - Or if it's like. - That being dream shit pisses me off, no. - Or is it like, it's scientifically proven that the world's like infinite, right? Like it keeps going. Or the universe is infinite. Like it keeps going. Like it's an infinite thing. It keeps growing. If that's true, there's only a certain combination of atoms, right? Like you're recreated. A certain down the line. If you keep going, there's you again, scientifically that has to be true. If the universe is infinite. So it's another you and like another universe that's like living another. - It's like a full cello tie, I bet he is. - Oh, again. - He's like a six five-in-a-fell playing. - He's like Forbes. Ferture. He knows all that he never works. - But there's probably also another one where he's like a bum. - Piece of shit. - Yeah, he sees an asshole. - He's just a guy that fucking wears no socks. He just shoots into somewhere, sweats. Just this nasty fuck. - Yeah. - Probably. - Yeah, just like a bunch of you. A bunch of versions of you. - And then the government has found a way to get those to go, I don't care if this body dies. Put my brain in that one. - Oh. - Keep it buff. - You keep alive. - Your brain's infinite. - I gotta be honest, dude. That get out shit kind of feels like it couldn't be true. There's enough, I believe magic in terms of witchcraft. Like I feel like there's some mod of hexes and voodoo shit that is very real. - Yeah, 100%. - No, it is just in a frequency. If it's just in a frequency, it's the highest conversation we've ever had. - Yeah, yeah. - And if it's just in a frequency, if that's the case, then it can be tuned and fucked with. - Right. - Remote viewing is real. I just explained the rockable remote viewing is. Do you want remote viewing is? - Seeing things from another little. - Yeah, the government's like talked about, yeah, that's a declassified. Now it's talked about like, yeah, when you use-- - Oh, like getting your remote viewers to try to get-- - Yeah, they get like your webcam's on your phone and stuff. - Yeah, for war rooms. - Like, we're trying to like remote viewing a person. - Oh. - Like a psychic remote viewer. - Yeah. - No, there is, they kinda leaked some shit about that. - No, it's out. You can watch all of it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But they were trying to perfect that in the cold war. - Mm-hmm, and it got better recently. They kinda like, dude, have you heard? You can look at it right now, the ghost murmur. Little thing that was the past month. So when this whole little war started recently, you know how we lost one of the pilots and we were trying to find the pilot. - I have no idea what you're talking about. (laughing) - Sorry, what are you talking about? You had to tell me, we lost the pilot. - Yeah, so I'm sorry, sir. - Like, the US, I ran war, some crazy stuff. - Oh my god, already? People over there, yay, started like a month, that started a few months ago. And there's a pilot out there. The aircraft got down and we didn't know where he was. Like, we couldn't find him. And we used this, kind of declassified technology. No one's heard of it before. But we used the technology to find his heartbeat in the world and we found him. So it's like, how is that? I bet you, I mean, that's for good, right? Like, that's being used for good. We have like a weapon or something that can target it. Like, we can find someone in the world. - Like I said. - Okay, this is, if they don't want to find you, because if they have that, it's over. - Right? If they have this, it's fucking done, it's over. And you know what the rich people think of? - Well, how do I replace my heart with something else? - Hmm. - So I can't be tracked. - Detect the fate of electromagnetic signature of a human heartbeat. - Ew. - Then would you be a robot? Have you had the option? - No, you can track me. - Would you be a cyborg? - Fuck, no. - Really? What if you could just run infinitely and jump? Like, what if you took no fall damage? You could just jump off. - I'm fucking down. (laughs) - What if you could just jump off of a building real quick? - That's insane. - I gotta be honest with you, I don't think anyone's ever convinced me without trying to convince me. (laughs) - He got me. - I'll do it. - He's like, lift up a car, you'll click yourself. - I'll put a building and go follow my neck. Fuck it. (laughs) - 'Cause why not? - Yeah, I'll go on the next hike with you. No sticks required. I'll go on the line. I'll get down, I'm gonna get down, I'm gonna fucking fly off. - Whoa. I'll take it. - Right. - I'll take it. - Gen B dude. - Yeah. - I'll take the drug. I mean, I already took a pink drink. - I'm an out of it, it's a liar. - Now we're watching shit on the internet going, yes, this is a, - This is the pink drink. - That's the pink. - In a single match. - What did they say? - What did they say? - Some shit like that. - It's a pink, is it a pink soap program? I bet you could look up and then it'll have a time. - I told you, I would be the drink, I remember all that shit. The lady asking me, what number's next? And I would have to guess the number, but I'd remember being able to see the number. - I wonder what different effects it had on different people. Like did it work for everyone? Like it worked for you? Or did it make some people like, "What if it's sweet, some people out?" - Here's the pink drink. You weren't strong enough to erase this memory of this. Maybe the pink drink is the flashy thing for the minute black. - Dad. - Because I do remember it still though. - Yeah. - Because maybe because my memory's the shit. - You're like, he wasn't supposed to remember this. - Yeah. - He's like, clearly remember it. - Whoa. - And maybe that's why the internet's like, "Yo, let this one go." Let's see, let's see what he talks about. 'Cause there's no reason in the world. Like what are the odds that our shit just got bigger? Like what are the odds that you get high on the internet and have that work? - Think about that on time. Yeah, I think about that all the time I think about it all the time. It's like a million other lives like it sucks more for sure Like I'd be fucking shit if I was born a thousand years ago bro. I can't even see I'm like I have glasses like I'm gonna be on the front lines. They're gonna send me first to like this little War with swords. I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm a blast one of the first My hair didn't even grow out yet. I'm dead For sure See it's such a real fucking I was gonna give me glasses. Well for real. Just maybe like a two-by-foot Oh, yeah, these kids blind do that sucks right all right the highest conversation we ever had What time period would you be born and if you could be this little weird the last high-ass question? Mmm, this hour. What is a sign from this one, right? Can you go in the future? No, I would never pick the future Oh, I go right back and I just predict meta I create meta. Oh, you go back like ten years. I don't even go back that far I just Keep it tight Back to the future and just be rich. I don't know when you headed that to it was that a long time ago or recently did you hit it yet? No That's what you said I don't know when it appeared in front of me, you know It like you know when you put it in a hot and just kind of melts. Yeah, yeah, it did that. So I don't know what the last time I can tell by the one I have another joint is why we can be like how do you bend that little thing sort of shrooms or anything like that? Oh, not as much as I should I feel like you know I've microdose still a couple times like recently in the past few months But I've been a while since I've taken a big dose, you know and really felt it been like years almost yeah I feel like you're overdue every now and then. Yeah, it's all change. Oh It is to never heard about it like that. It's dope. Yeah think about it. It's dope. It really is You don't really want to think about it. It goes. All right. I was dealing with it now It's all at once Especially depending on how much you take. Yes. I don't know. I was telling Marty yesterday I was like I don't know what happened, but I feel like the past I think it's the past like covered room in the world, right? I feel like it's stolen a year and a half from everybody and maybe two Right almost to you is just stole it no matter what like it's on 2020. It's 22 to fuck. Yeah, it happens so fast I don't remember 21 like it's just gone, right? I feel like a stole shift from the world and it feel like the government Has sped up. I do you guys feel like this. I feel like We're like an hour and a half shorter every day. Oh, and it's really adding up. I don't know what it is I feel like it's not so much secretly going You're not looking five minutes. Mm-hmm. I don't know, but I feel it and it feels weird. Yeah. So what I was thinking is Yesterday, I don't know why I felt like it was 20 like 15 again Internet was fun. No, you could be good again. Yeah, I thought the earth's doing this right now Like do you see do you see anything ready? You're very you're you're you're in the know of the of the earth. Mm-hmm. What's a poppin streetway brand right now? Mm-hmm. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, give me time a poppin streetway brand right now Can't say kid. They have not a street where they have excited into something else. It's too big. It's probably still supreme, huh? Wasn't last time you saw somebody rocking a box like us. Oh You're right. You're right. I had to tell my kid yesterday. I'm like, I'm sorry. You don't have any legendary like music or movies to Nothing right like you have nothing. There's nothing for you to grow up. You're grown up band pineapple spressed fucking massive, right? Yeah, you guys are watching that over me how high over and over and over and over and over and over when I was in high school Watch it back to that. That was our shit everybody knows. Oh, yeah, it's like that's an American classic for that type of thing There's no American classics right now. No, the internet stole it. I think is everybody wants there to be like an influencer of this Oh, I think everybody's like we can't collectively like one thing that makes it the Simpsons Which makes it cool to be like, you know, that's the big one. We know that yeah, let them do the big shit I feel like everybody's like no, we're the big shit. How many like guys you know with 8 million followers in Instagram You've never even heard of it. You come across like eight. What the fuck? No, it's that shit is an artist guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 8 million five years ago. I'm like, whoa, that's fucking king back Oh, yeah, we know because it's the guy there was this trend on TikTok where people were saying it feels like 2016 again Really? Yeah, it was a whole thing. I promise they happened a few months ago really everyone it was like the biggest thing People were talking like wow I've already said the other day. We like to credit ourselves with who were you or the 90s. All right Yeah, let's give us some crap. We've been doing this segment for five fucking years. Who were you in the 90s? All right, we've done it with multiple people and now there's a trend dad. Who are you in the 90s? What were you like in the 90s like yeah, I didn't think about it. Why you said they'd be like yeah, you know what that is We're gonna credit ourselves that fucking guys also There's nothing pop streetwear brand. You can't name shit. You name support yeah Because you can't think But four years ago Fucking maybe FTP. Oh 100% I don't know there was other huge streetwear brands that were pop rip and dip was really fucking big for a while But I feel like everything is just down right who is a really popular youtuber Besides Mr. Beast Can you name one because like there was Logan Paul Jake Paul the fucking David over a kid They're they don't he's still big too, but it's like it's different. No. Yeah, it is different I wonder things cuz we're just older If you ask this to like a 16-year-old kid there'd be like oh 100% like here's the one here's the one you know, they would tell you though Think of them too Those are all like old there's like new creators that we've like yeah, but they're like the the looks maxing kids That'll be here for fuck it maybe three more months. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then old date off Besides live streaming. I'm talking about youtubers right let's separate live streamers for now. Yeah, yeah I think the internet the internet is doing this right now. It's like on a downward like we need to restart mm-hmm What's the last time a weed video like anyone had a million views? Mmm, you know what? You know what it's like a Product video. Yeah, yeah, I'm showing weed or smoking like a weed person video probably like short form everyone's moving to short form It's probably short form videos, but but a long form. Yeah, but long form. I don't know That should be nothing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and now it's like oh Fuck the industry should it's everywhere like look at every big podcast They're not cracking 5 million views in the first two days like they were Even the old ones not pushing that shit no more social media is absolutely cooked earths. It's rewired. It's everybody We need to restart where we all are burnt the fuck out But it's weird because like the you'll see some videos with numbers that didn't exist like five six years ago Like you know like many videos have like 20 50 million views. Oh, yeah, but that's super short form. Yeah. Yeah, yeah super short form Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's so like YouTube like Even the guys that are monetized and big like I wonder if that's the case of like a long form content Like people aren't watching it. Maybe, you know like people don't have the attention spent for podcasts and videos What's the last thing you watch a full podcast shit? It's been a little bit. It's been a little bit for sure I feel like you got to break them up. Yeah, maybe two years ago. It's really hour. Yeah, it's been a little bit the whole thing right The whole fucking thing because I was doing shit now it's a I got shit to do and I watch it later and that turned into oh fuck was the last time I watched yeah It's almost like um. Yeah, it was short form for a few years there It was it pivoted to short form like under a minute, but now it seems like the real thing that's popping off popping off is Made range content. It's a bunch of like two to three minute videos like people don't really watch 30 second 45 seconds They do but the ones that are getting the most like traction on tiktok and Instagram and YouTube are like the two Minute with substance mini video. Yeah, it was substance. So it is going back to long. Yeah, like people had that but it needs some it gets Working's way back up. That's the way it's work. No attention spans two minutes. It's working. It's way back for sure because I'll be honest man like Every single platform every single creator every single thing I see is doing this Yeah, Michael they come right here. Mm-hmm, but across everything. Yeah across like every industry even stream and I told Rocco the other day I think that full Kai sit at Not ruined internet. Mm-hmm. He capped the internet so high that no one will ever recruit. He's de-draaked it No one will ever be Drake again. Mm-hmm. No one will ever pull Drake numbers ever again In a rapper form that everyone's like fuck there was a time where the world was like the new Drake shit drop Oh, yeah, that shit's hard. There was a time where that was like oh shit That shit dropped overnight. It's probably just trends, huh? It's just rendy shit and people popping quick and then coming back down But it's kind of like I don't think there'll be another huge UFC star bigger than Connor McGregor Do you see what I'm saying? Could there be a rapper bigger than Drake? No, I don't yeah and a lot of people like Kendrick Lamar Uh, Jay-Z. Yeah. Hold on. I was a pre-existing guy to talk about another one. Mm-hmm. Is there ever there can't be you can't be bigger than Michael Jackson An internet guy will never be bigger than Kai's to that besides a - Mr. Beast, that's a different kind of creator. Mr. Beast is doing high production, movie, crazy, two-month things to edit, type of shit. The guy said that guy's like, hi, I'm gonna bring a fucking celebrity and scream. I might do a flip, and the guy's speed is transitioning. He might just be a WF superstar. - Yeah, I think if he sticks with it, he could take over that a bit. - Yeah, he's probably like the top of the line. - He's like a dink, I like that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck with speed. I fuck with speed a lot. - Guys, guys, guys, cool too, but he's so big. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You have every superstar ever in the world who come to your house. I'm on the street. No one's ever gonna do that, dude. So I feel like that capped off the world of like live streaming technically, yeah. But that's like every industry, I guess. Like there is always gonna be a peak. - But I feel like it's like a valley, it's like a trend, you know? - But they always come up, I can't see, I can see a street wear brand coming up and being the biggest street wear brand again. I can see somebody being the next diamond, like when diamond was fucking doing one to another a year. Fucking crashing. - But that's, yeah, I feel like it's just, it's like trends in human circles. Like people just don't wear street wear in general as much. Like it's not even, yeah. - Yeah, it's the 12 through 21s right now, or a different breed of person. They're not, they don't really give a fuck about like, yo, that shit matches sick, that shit's tight. - Right. - That drop is hard, I'll stand in line. Now they're like, what, door dash dog? I'm not gonna stand in the supreme line, the fuck. - Yeah, I feel like it's just a little psycho. Like, it'll be cool again in like 80 years or something. Like something, what happened, you know what I mean? Like baggy pants weren't cool for 20 years and now they're back. - Fashion, Fashion, I give fashion like a circle. - I'm talking about things that like, a changed markets. - Well, you know what the next big thing is? - Tell me, please tell me. - What is? - It's no longer taking out your phone and swiping. It's just on your, it's, you're like, talking to your AI agent. - Yeah, it's like wearable tick. - It's doing your shit for you. - They replace Marty. Marty's a fucking AI robot. - They gotta do it. - They gotta do it. - That's the, I think that's the next brown. - That's all we're doing. - That's a different guy. - I think that makes sense. That's the next step of technology. Like a phone's always gonna be something you hold. Like it's never gonna transform into more than that. But there's always, there's ways to get that in other forms like your glasses or your watches. That's what people are doing now. And then it's gonna be integrated tech after that. - And then AR. Now we're doing it. - Whoa. - Hey. - Get the table together. - Yo, I will right now, I promise you. If we can go back and restart and do a little bit of a better job starting now, shut the internet off. Everybody restarts, redo it. - No. - I do it. - Oh, how'd you say? - And ask what you're talking about a cataclysmic event? (all laughing) - No, just just everybody agreed to go. - Starting from zero. - Let's restart dude. There's too many motherfuckers doing the same shit. Just 'cause you're a rapper, you don't need a fucking podcast. Wrap about it, man. Give us more music. The fuck is wrong with you? Ah, God. We have a podcast. I will start over if the earth to be like, who really wants to make this cool and fun? Is it pre-pattery? I'm sorry dude, but you're not allowed to make an account anywhere. 'Cause you're skydad. You're what starts it. - That's what soldier boy wants to rap. You're the one who made it cool to be. - We get what soldier boy do with that one. - He's soldier boy. - He doesn't get enough credit. He is the first to do a lot of shit. - For sure. - Which is kind of crazy, 'cause he's so goofy. 'Cause he makes himself become like, he's, that's his persona like, yeah, shut up, man. It's like, all right, you're kind of Chris Tucker he gets right now. But you are right. You were the first fuck. But it's like, if he just held it better, we'd all buy soldier boys. Number one, to everything. But now we're just like, - Does any takes into like, and I'll shoot you too, my fucker. - Yeah, it's like, oh, bop, bop, bop. When you made up a fake story about shooting people, like that. - Dang. - Yeah, I'm trying to think of an industry that's gone up. - What? - Like cinemas that gone down. - Oh. - Like movie theaters, people aren't going to the movie theaters anymore as much. - They're bad, right now. - Yeah, for real. - Bad. - But ice streaming is kind of up, I guess. - Streaming. - Convenience things are up. - I bet you Uber Eats and DoorDash are up. Like delivery. - Yeah, the platform is up for streaming. - Yeah. - You're like, more big ones than others like, fuck, 15 of them too. - You're right. - You're right. Dang, is there anything that's up? - Even content, it's all down. Everything that watches down. (laughs) Think about it. Every podcast, every YouTuber, every WiiTube. When the last time you were able to hit a million because you were able to get high and have fun, it doesn't happen where YouTube goes, "Hey, fucking bitch, they spit on you." (laughs) - What are your thoughts on micro series, meaning an episode that's intentionally chopped up, like segmented out, 90 second clips and dripped out a little bit. - Oh, how micro. Like short form content or like a 30 minute episode being into three different YouTube videos. - Micro series instead of like being an hour long on the Netflix, you might grow the terms, like maybe it's a 15 minute episode. - Yeah, right? - Or like, or even like a 15 minute episode broken up into 10 parts. - Into, yeah, like 90, but you're getting it over a week. So instead of sitting there watching it, you're just getting this show kind of over the week. - Yeah, I mean, that's like the big, I feel like that's the big streaming question right now. Like that's what HBO and Netflix are trying to figure out, whether they drop these highly anticipated, like euphoria season four, do we drop it every single week, or do we drop it all at once? And I feel like it, I feel like as a business, it's probably smarter to like string them along, like you want to keep them coming back every single week. - But you don't want to do one at a time that pisses people off. - But as a consumer, as a consumer, I want to binge it all in one night, 100%. I think 90% of consumers would rather say that. So I think it's like a conflict of interest, like the company that's giving it to you, the person that's producing it would rather have you, you know, watch for multiple weeks. - I think they should. - That's a consumer. - But anyway, when we were younger, the citizens came out once a week. If they gave us the whole season, I just watch it one night, what else am I doing now? - Yeah. - If I know it's over at 8.30, like all right, I'll go do other shit with life factors, and not just sit here for eight hours in the city of my fault. It makes people introverts, being able to binge watch the fucking season of things. - People that are more introverted. - Did it to me? - Yeah. - COVID was like, it's easier now to have an excuse to sit here. - Hmm. - That no excuse to eat in four years, pretty retarded too, if I say so much. - If I was talking about it, everybody's talking about it. I've never watched this. - I've only watched one of the different show. It's like, to me, it felt like, all right. They once had gotten all new people. - Hmm. - New writers, they completely lost the whole essence of show. - Wow. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The whole past away. - TV's down. - Remember? - The real life. - Oh, I don't know about that. - The Angus kid with the shaved head. - Hmm. - What was his name in the show? He's a cool name. - What's his name? - Or whatever, he's always bugged out. - Yeah. - Yeah, he's a sick name. The only other fuzz was that little, little wild ball of rubber. (laughing) - What is he doing right now? What white women is, he's swindling right now. He does a good job with that. He banged every popular white girl ever. Remember that? - Fuzz from this. - This video was made Lindsay Lohan. I think he's really good. - What did he show? - I think he's really tough. Did he date a person? I don't doubt it. He's like our little Eric Astrada. - You know what's up? - Bad things, gambling is up. I feel like everyone knew. - Everyone knew what's up. Bad shit. It's murder. - I feel like everyone you know is gambling now, right? Like no one was gambling five, 10 years ago. - It's too easy for people to gamble on their phone. - It's insane. - How many people would you go, "Hey, car crash, hit up rainbet. "Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it with me." That shit has completely supreme tatted the earth. - It's true. - Do you think it's just the U.S.? Like do you think China kids are just like seeing the best content and they're all like smart as fuck and like awesome stuff? - Did you see what it was? - In China that TikTok was-- - Yeah, it's like, you scroll it and it's all like, it's getting the harder, it's getting the smarter and shit. - Speaking of fucking AI pushers that are trying to get me. You know what I saw last night? It says, "American man, living in Shenzhen, China." And he goes, "This is why I live in China." And he's like, "I've lived here for nine years." He has two kids showing his daily life as a white American in China. The motherfucker walks in the grocery store and pays with his hand and that's where I went fuck you. - Hey. - I'm a market of beast, you can't put a chip in your body. So I can go credit card. - For people who would love it. - Nope, be convenient. - Would you do that? - No. - Wow. - You put a pacemaker in your heart if you need it out. - To live. - Oh, that's to live. - That's to live. This is a convenient way, sorry. I didn't want to pull up my fucking card. That magically pulls my bank account out of the air. - You could just get out of the wash. - Would you get like a little injection that gives you like super hearing? - Nope. - What about-- - I only think of you super small damage. - Oh, super smith. - No. I'm doing it for the eyesight. I don't-- - Yeah, what about lacing? - Curb eyesight. - Tell the scoffing. What if there's a little zoom lens in your eye? Yeah, what if you could just-- - That's pissed. Dude, I can see the piss. That's pissed. I go to every hotel, get free shit. - You're semen on the walls. - You know, you like and turn on. Just shines. - Would you also add you to your gut? - No. - Oh. - Oh. - I actually need a scope. - Come on. It records. - It records in 4K. - And records. - Or just takes. - 'Cause we need a more street fights. 'Cause everybody's shooting each other accurately to the right of the face. Everybody's be dying. - An auto-locks. - An auto-locks? - Thanks. - An auto-locks. - I don't want to be a robot. I gotta take this back. I'd rather get in the street fight than auto-lock on peak. (laughing) - When did you get auto-lock, you're fucking-- - No. - Like the perfect three-piece. - That's even the world's old one. - Perfect three-piece. He could just fucking-- - I'm just sitting here like this in my arms and-- (laughing) - That's not fair. - Pop it this. - What if they have it too and it's a great fight? - I'll do it if no one else knows I have it and no one else is allowed to have it. (laughing) - Okay, you guys will see me take over every sport in the world. And we'll just think I got really determined. - And what happened? - I was, I'll let you know. - It was just the peptads, you could see. - Yeah, but-- I'm on pet side, so I'll be taking a list of reading strips and I think it's doing something But no if nobody else is allowed to have it. Yes Nice it's a good proposition. What about like one or two others like a new one randomly right into there? Fucking beers every fucking move on to do no dude. You ever see jelly the one on the one if it's the one that's it I don't want competition out there. I'm home lander All right, I don't want another but I think it killed me. You see. Oh, what is that question? Where it's like if you would if you would accept a certain amount of money There's a small snail that would kill you if it touched you and it just follows you wherever like at all times And you can't touch it. So you can't be in one place too far, but like it's coming to you. No I'm gonna sleep Sleep on what you go far enough away though you go to like New York real quick and sleep for like a few days You know because it's coming. Yeah, you know. It's coming though like it's fucking you mean just oh you just fucking like Tedge made death tangible right all my life. I stale's been creeping Took 84 years for it to finally get me fuck man. That's sad That's like when people's hawk and narrate a movie they talk about. Oh, I'll be dead in like a year This is the story of my life. Oh Here I'll be dead. No, this movie sad all the time They cheat coded it dude. They cheat code. They they put the kid to how to sign like anybody dog and while the tweaker mom hangs out That's what that cheat code is that's fucked up. Yeah, Marty He's not even smoking. He's smoking essential oils. He's not even getting hot. Did you know that this is just for the scent for the room guys You're welcome beautiful thing really. That's a beautiful thing people spoke on lavender stuff You ever put like lavender in your joints? No, it's definitely a thing someone watching this right now has a lavender People do that that bitch charges crystals Here you're a van life for sure Little stinky maybe You're that one white chick that has dreadlocks as fuck just the raps in the van that that's you If you spoke you know what bitch I'm talking about - you guys all know who I'm talking about Van life's a big thing people live in life. That's like a whole cut genre of crazy. It's saying like crazy pay for my stuff Donation I've been live like just say your whole is But sometimes they got nice ass little setups. You remember see us? Yeah, somebody The world is different. They need to stop being able to panhandle virtually If it's for funerals, if it's for health shit, if it's your house burn down if you're sending a kid to fucking Basketball camp and she go back to like dog you want you want cash. Have you sell chocolate door no do what we have to do Go fucking ask you what motor was this is bullshit. It makes people to sit there and go give me tick-tock dollars Do you see those people? Yeah, yeah, the ones that do the live streams stay like give you don't give me bits I'll drink this fucking history And it works. I think they're making their living off it. It's kind of insane. I don't say it. It makes people fuck I don't have to have to shame to go stay outside and ask for money. I'll do it for his house That doesn't always work though. I bet you will but doesn't most of the time. No, don't say those those people 20 years old didn't exist He's got chops That's what I'm saying like now. It's like well, I'll just ask for tick-tock dollars. I'm not wrong I'm pretty stuck here right now. I'll try it. I mean, it's just it's another way of making money I guess it's like the internet like making money before the internet was just a objective the harder thing Yeah, you just wouldn't get a job though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but There's people there's ways to make money on the internet that are much easier than a physical job You know that allow a lot more people to do it So I wonder what that next thing is gonna be after like the internet unlocked like millionaires They say right like there's kids and people who have never would have been a millionaire. Oh, isn't for the 90% of them are working Yeah, yeah about the fools that are the ladies that are like come on Sorry, I watched a compilation of tick-tock scammers. Oh scammers. They're scamming. What are they doing with like? The kids need backpacks And like if you guys could just donate oh They would just do over the whole like that I said talking about outside family go back like if it's for a futile shit I get it. I'm talking about the people that are standing there like lying like oh the Lot that you're talking about like the the spider-man guy that like sits there and does like the little emotes I was like that's kind of weird. No, that's a job. He's a street Fuck that he's doing that she is no, yeah, I'm talking about the there's a whole job. Yeah, I'm just like they're just faking it It's not even that they're fake it sometimes like and they're arguing with the chat Like it shows the it's going like unhidden scammers of tick-tock. Wow. I need to check this out Tonight, oh that's awesome. That content hilarious. That's sad that I had that much time to watch it But I did I watched the whole but like before the internet those guys would have been doing some real good to that or they would have been Scamming I wonder though, but I wonder if those people are just destined to scam, you know like someone that scam me like I bet you They would just scam and door to door Fucking at least you have to go door to door That's what I'm saying like it's too easy to scam I'm gonna get crazy. I had a kid I get money especially like I'm a tick-tock. She needs diapers I said the diaper goal I'm telling you it's fucking crazy It's crazy I never seen like the Indian call center scams and the ones that expose them and like Oh the callback Skip payback. Yeah, he pays the blue hair Or he acts like a woman and he's gonna hacker redeeming the codes in the shit. He's like you see them already? There's a guy that's like you right now all these streets type in a little bit of stuff. It goes hey today. We're gonna Get this call center on YouTube into their fucking on YouTube type in sir do not redeem right now. It's a classic meme The guy loses his Marty this guy hacks into the scammer call centers in India or wherever it's that it's a call center, right? That's not even the guy that that's that's another guy the guy I'm talking about is a way it has a crazy center Right you'll hack into their cameras and talk to them while they're trying to scam him actively calling like hi your card Is messed up. I don't know how he always gets the call Then he signs up for a bunch of he probably signs over this fucking scam me. Oh, yeah It's such a good one, dude That's a good one. That's a classic one. So the guys the Indian guy like hey, yeah on your card put $50 in there We're gonna send you 200 you send us back 150, but we're gonna put $5,000 on there But they hack the bake to make it look like the money's in there. So you're like, okay, I'll give you the 200 now or the 400 now And they just scammer they're scamming him and it's all these like old people that are like this object of the scam It's always get the old people because like oh my god my cards being hacked. Yes. Here's my credit card numbers They give them their whole fucking account right then and then they get them But he gets this guy so hard already and he knew you could hear his fucking body die On the other side of the line because he gets gone. Anyway, sometimes he like sometimes he like hacks in him with their webcams and yeah, and you'll watch my And you'll see him start No, don't they always start to look down. It's really fucking funny The guy with the blue hair does a great job though because he pops up the whole shit on Hella screeches of the green screen behind him. So you'll see he'll be typing and you'll see everything happening around him It's very informative. It's very fucking cool. I like the guy. That's the kind of guy that that's content He's making content Right, you know, I like that shit. There's a lot of stuff Will Tennyson the fuck workout guy even though he's putting his camera down and just do this real quick like he's making fun shit And it's always has a point. It's pretty much to my next point With my editor There's a Peter McKinnon Video Peter McKinnon's so would be more than used to edit. I would go hey in this part from five to eight minutes Let's do music video style and I'll put hype rap music video crazy cinematic Peter McKinnon style So that's my notes for murder. Remember that. Oh, I'm worried this part. I was thinking Peter McKinnon style very six and a man and then recently I was talking to my Editor Henry. I'm like dude. I think I'm gonna do a video Eric constant and I said it said he's like Oh, no exactly what you're saying like because you have a style of content that is Still leveled up because of your setup, but it's What I'm saying is I feel like I have gone so far the other way that I forgot The style you do is that that's YouTube right right right right there's a difference of this ready Hey, what's up? This is what we're gonna do today versus hey, what's up guys welcome back to the channel. This is what we're gonna do today Right because I'm talking to a camera guy. Yeah, it's a different feeling if you watch beard meets food. Yeah, it's gone. That's great Right does videos love them. Have you seen the videos where he has the camera crew? Yeah, he talks to them. Mm-hmm instead of the camera, right which used to be you Mm-hmm makes it disconnect as soon as he goes this way I don't like those videos as much as I like the ones where it's just him setting up the camera 100% I felt like I've gone the other way of like this Feels more like a TV show because I talk to the camera as an audience not as a person, but I feel like it's or I always Assume it was deliberate like you wanted the professional a lot about it There's been times when I watch the old video to find something real quick and I go This intro sick I forgot about this It's okay. I do so much fucking stuff. Yeah, I don't like wait. That's right. We made a sick intro. Why do we use it once? Go back the Bruce Buffer fucking yeah, yeah, I didn't stop because it's not sick. I fucking forgot Because we stopped doing storytimes for a couple of months We had it all edited and sick before anybody did that. What the fuck am I doing anyway? So the reason why I brought it up because your style the way you're doing it I feel like YouTube that is YouTube right and I've been getting going your opposite way So I did a couple where I did it set up in my stream like what I do lives. Yeah, and I did a couple videos that way I fucking like it. Nice. Yeah, hell yeah. I really like it. Yeah, it is like the that is like the epitome of YouTube. It's that sound started Yes, that's YouTube and even not even that Said if you're okay, right? You're in a fucking park. Yeah, yeah, talking next to your somewhere like that is All the I used to do I never had a camera person right and it right and be like that's right You can just set up a fucking DJ. Hi. Yeah, I don't have to have a fucking mic with two fucking lenses set like yeah I keep thinking that we have to but so what I'm saying is I know Your budget for like editing Amherstit is probably looking great I'm an editor and can't look at. Yeah, so much. Yeah, then you're like by the way these tickets cost me nothing to fly I know what I did. I bought this fucking team. Oh my god. This is sick That's what I said outside. I pull it out later. You can't roll down Like the way you do it because like I would try to do three videos a week. Mm-hmm. I tried. I really did I did it for two months straight. Mm-hmm. And I'll be transparent. Dude, that shit cost me a fucking car. It's a lot of new car. Yeah, I don't know. We would pay. I mean, are you monetized? No Which second channel is still yeah You know the fucking like oh god. Yeah, there's been I'm sure you got a month where you're like well, I didn't do any sponsored things You do cost me a lot this month true true. I'm sure you have right mm-hmm So that's why I put it back down to two cuz first off it was just not obtainable doing three videos a week. Yeah, it was The edit time was fucked right right right so I'm back to two I feel like the way I started is how you do your videos myself. Yeah, yeah, you should be my phone I'd set up anywhere. Mm-hmm. Do fucking thumbs kids because I was I was the one doing my all try this. Let's try this There's no mic fuck it I feel like that's just the way you have to do YouTube and that overproduction doesn't work unless you're Mr. Beast right or it's a sick review video Mm-hmm, but I feel like I just want to move away from that shit and go back to like fun Random shit. So that's what I say. They feel like 2016. Yeah Yeah, dude's overcast this day. I put an old back Miller album a high school myself like I don't know where I was with this album came out Full of ties. I remember that whole tour. Well, I wonder the whole tour. That's that was 10 fucking years ago That's scary your times. Now things are crazy to think about 10 years 10 years is a nondi time I just got a lot going to happen in 10 years. I wonder what's gonna happen in the next 10 Like wow different is it gonna be you know well another question for you Talking about all of this like contents kind of go down a little bit. Mm-hmm. It's going to go back up Right. I think the people that stay around will be grandfather did like yeah that motherfucker's on the internet. Yeah, it's been here for a whole time Where do you see you as do we come to in five years from today? So the 2031 2031 What a crazy thing oh I mean ideally Content-wise. Yeah, like content-wise like still doing it doing something else doing we content. I think you're moving to like Ideally if the life circumstances around it are looking good in five years I would do like Steve will do it content where I'm like giving out fucking cars and like and I kind of have a camera But it's probably the homey that I'm just like paying you know what I mean and I'm just going around like still travel content, but just like Blessing people like blessing people a lot more giving back doing like mainly like give back They're like let's give away some crazy shit. Yeah, it's some super fun shit where it's just like the less like the most stress-free like I don't have to Do something for this brand or fly here for this reason like I'm doing it because I want to and I'm gonna just fucking bless like everyone around me That's that's the dream. That's the 2031 content. Yeah All right, yeah, well do you think it could be in the weed? I'm still somewhat and probably Nah, I don't think so. I mean, I wouldn't I wouldn't put myself in that box It wouldn't be like weed oriented. Do you think you'll still be doing weed content? Yeah, I would still be smoking in the videos But it wouldn't be like we're reviewing this so we're going here to try this weed or we're gonna like I'm just smoking this I just so happen to be smoking it, you know, but it's gonna be focused on something else. Do you see the little Not that it all right ready. I will say it bugs me a little of the terms of like Hey, man How come I can't come to building fuck you guys what the fuck you this is bullshit. Not matter you a matter of the situation Do you see these fucking you people on Instagram that do weed content, but it's not weed content, but it's Let go into the natural mainstream. Like here's a 14 million new video. Yeah of a guy Smug routine I work out does this fucking workout routine. What's a certain all cinematic does this works out my 80,000 shares, but he's smoking weed. Yeah, what's fun right just because you worked out in the bitch Sweaty and I'm walking can I hit the fucking bomb right it just bugged like damn you're allowed to do that or is it because 95% of the videos not weed Mm-hmm like why it's popping off how is it allowed to be oh that's all I'm saying like I'm glad their page is growing It's the situation right I'm not allowed to do that right right or have we done tried Um, we do weed videos. We don't do it stuff. Oh happens to be we did it. Yeah, 100 years ago It's like oh, we're showing like a one that went really viral for you was that fucking taco truck Packaging video. Yeah, yeah, that went crazy, but sure Yeah, that's all weed video. Yeah, 100% I think that's like the whole like name of the game Right now especially is fucking yeah, it's tipped on that content especially to just get out of the niche like I don't want to say we're so big, but we're Almost it feels like getting to a point where like how many more weed smokers can we reach? You know what I mean like as of course There's so many others, but like I think it's just the smartest thing to go into these other industries because there's so many other people that Smoke but maybe don't consume the content that didn't even know the content existed Like sometimes I hang around like other like full-time youtubers and they're like what do you do it? I'm like there smoke weed on YouTube and they're like that's even a thing like their people that are in the ecosystem that don't even know So there's people there's like 90% of the world that just doesn't even know about that content And I think the way for it to get in front of those people is to cross into those avenues like do a gaming video while you just so happen to be smoking a joint Or fucking do a makeup baked like get ready with me stoned are like one of the biggest things yes in the content So I'm talking about even like these have you seen a So you've seen it My plant garden Smokey background so it can begin they're moving around. They're showing that they're watering this cool cool shot then it's them Yeah, but not exhaling. They're just Rip into peace. Yeah, then it shows like a fucking smokey background. Oh, and it's like 400,000 likes The fact that they're allowed to shows the potential like right shows the potential exactly It's the restriction on it. It is the restriction because I see you see that girl. Hey, I'm gonna eat these gubbi's Check it out Natasha shout out to Natasha. I met her on the 420 weekend in New York. She's cool as fuck. There it is I've seen that girl. She's the one I saw her like a year ago. Yeah, she's doing the same exact formula Because it's fucking working. Yeah, it's working. Yeah, it's working if people love it like you're like so that's fun But it's weed right? It's not weed the same if you know what time I'm working. Yeah, she's starting a whole new like Wave show her thing is she gets like a bunch of animals. She's killing it Watch we take 300 milligrams to go to a museum. It's just that inner mod like a voiceover. She goes that eats animals and then you see here walking and you see here like This is the something bubble love voice over this that we ate drake tea. This is It's like a normal vlog from the first person first POV, but It's just the first five seconds. It just happened to be about an edible and it's super dope It's super dope. She's fucking cheap. That's the formula of it. That's okay. Yeah, it's we base, but it doesn't have to be like Watch this rip. Mm-hmm Which I like which I think that's the only way I'm allowed to work at this point on love On the terms of social media. That's YouTube. YouTube. I'll always go against the great. It's just what it is I'm gonna get on YouTube. Yeah, fuck it. Check out this pack But on Instagram, I think I have to go that route. Why don't you? Because I used to do It's before I met you when I started Instagram. I would make fun of every trend Every trend that happened. I would next fucking two hours after a drop. I would have a video out About that trend, but the weed version and making fun of it. Yeah, the number one comment was always Mother fucking never fails I would do it the day this should happen. I do this, that, this, redo now. That's one of that super bad, I mean, the Jesus joint one came from? - Yeah. - That was like a pretty viral one for me back then. That's one of the guys came in with the beer. Oh, I saw it one day, I'm like, "Yo, that's pretty fucking funny. That's, that's funny." But I would do all those trends. - That's still like the name of the game I feel like. Especially on TikTok on Instagram. Like, it's so, we see what's popping. - You just do your exact same thing. - No, not even that, not like a copy of it. - Oh, I know, but like you do like the weed, like radiation of it. - Yes, obviously. - Oh, this one's talking shit, but like in a funny way of like, this is maybe getting up as an influencer and I'm doing a bunch of horrible shit. If I was still doing it, that's what I would have been doing this whole time. - Yeah. - Or I would have redid her edible like, watch me smoke two balls of crack and go through down turner like that. - Yeah. - It's me, you know what, I am gonna do that. - Watch me hit this pookie and walk through. - I was just fucking, ah, just fucking zombies around me. - Dude, yo, you know what, fuck that. I'm filled with that one this week. Watch me hit this pookie and go through, go to the LA Zoo. - That's fire. That actually would be a funny thing. - It's funny. - Fuck. - Watch me do six hits of acid. I'll watch, like in the Mario movie. It's just a guy screaming in the corner of the theater. - Walk through that stretch of downtown LA by a cruising theater. - Yep. - Again, like, exactly, but that's the show you should do. I think it's fun and I think that's the way the internet has to work again. - Right, that's what it feels like it's going back to, I feel like. - It reaches down to the wall. If you show, it reaches, it's dead. - Yeah, it's dead up. - It's dead up. - Yeah, stay high. - Which is shit, they know, they know, yeah. It's crazy 'cause they know like even, sometimes they'll even know about like the puff co-shape, they'll know about fucking, they know about it all dude. Not even just like the joints and bongs anymore, it's fucking, they know. - So I think, I will say one video, but I did an Eric Collins style video where I was like, oh, streamer said, I told Rob, Eric Collins style, like, you know, streamer said up. 'Cause that's your view, that's what I think of you. I think of you with a flat top. And it's a screenshot from the video of you. That's what I found, like, you when I first got on YouTube. - Right, right. - This is a good setup. It's the same, like, as a four-minute works. Or you walk and do it your shit. It's just, that's a YouTuber. That's like a fucking YouTube. It's not a show, it's personal. So, I think that only way for it to work. Oh, sorry, I did a video like that and I did a rip. But I made the screen only cast the mic and I took like 10 steps back. - Classic. - I did not get restricted. - Yeah, I did get restricted. - Hey. - Well, say which one. (laughing) - Gas holes out there go to knock it down, but. - I feel like that happens a lot too. It's like after I mentioned it, it's like, oh, this feels doing good. And then like, oh, someone reported that shit. (laughing) - You know, it's crazy. The day I drop the papers, my Instagram got reported and like four posts got taken down. - Damn. - And ever since then, I haven't busted a 20,000 likes on the picture since. - Is that a fucking moment? - That day, I had some bullshit. - And Rosie's page got like six-- - Damn, even her fucking page. - The same day, we dropped the day, the morning. I woke up and went, my Instagram's down. Of course, it's like, oh, I said, no, take it down. Take it down, take it down. - Oh, reporting. - At least the page is still there, fuck. - Right, right. I've heard, yeah, I've heard some crazy shit like that. Or like, we'll have haters that like pay to get our shit taken down and it's like-- - Oh, that's a pretty good one. - That's a pretty good one. - Right? - Yeah, no, that'll all come out too with that deal with the lawsuit, the guy. - Oh. - That'll all come out too. - Yeah. - That's all gonna be like in the next year, we're gonna know what the fuck's going on. So that's the back burner for me on it. It'll happen. (laughing) I'm like, I just, I'll just, it's a countdown now. But I think like, it's starting to happen to YouTube. I think people can go report, report, report. - Yeah, low key. - 'Cause my shit will be unagent. It's like, no, Adrian, everything's good. Go, the second, I press, I press public. - Oh. - Right, yeah, 'cause the A pass is the AI test and it's like, what? - Well, the AI test is in the background. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - Before I post it. - And it's not restricted. - Exactly. - I'll have it live. - I think they have, am I getting reported? - Or a right. - Is the AI thing, but AI just passed it. - That's what I'm saying. It's not the AI thing, because they just-- - I think people just-- - They have proved it. - Who do you think, who gots to gay from taking YouTubers? (laughing) Like, could you imagine right now, Aaron, what your life would be like if you were monetized? - Dude. - All right, there it goes, there it is. - Dude, I mean, nice, that would be real nice. - And you never got restricted. - And your views were allowed to stay, because you were morally allowed to be shown. - That would be crazy. - Did you imagine allowed to be shown on the homepage that we were at one point? There was a few times you got on the homepage. - Yeah, right, it was a long time. - I don't know about your few times. I noticed when I went, "What the fuck?" I ate 100,000 views in a day, and this is insane. It's a crazy time back in the day. - Oh, man, it's so fun back then. Now it's like, do you want to pay? And it says, per 1,000 views, you get this much, but YouTube, you can pay for what it is. - You can do that on TikTok too. I'm pretty sure you can do that on Instagram. It's so strange. It says, and it says a price tag by it. - Yeah, and it's so specific. It's like by the penny. - Yeah. - It's like, what the fuck? - I wonder how many. - 26.3,000 views. - What the fuck? What's 399? - Just like some bullshit. Yeah, just like who's watching it? Are they just putting it? Do you think they're pure robots? Like pure robots? Are they're just putting it in front of actual? - Or it's like an agency where it's like, "Oh, we have point 5,000 people. These 5,000 people have to log on into the couch." This is many times a day. - This will be the first little swipe, whatever. - You know? Yeah, I think so. 'Cause you ever go on certain rappers, profiles, it's like 16,000 comments and 14,000 or five dudes putting parts. Purple heart. (laughing) Clap emoji, clap emoji, clap and you click it. And it's a private account from an end you do with one post. (laughing) - I'm not wrong. - It was just a fan. It means just a big fan. - Oh, man, dude. - And every single time 600,000 likes, 16,000 comments from the same guy, no shares. (laughing) All right, yeah, no share. It's like having a 3 million YouTube channel video with fucking 40 comments. Like, you know what a motherfucker's botting themselves. So anyway, the internet is a restart. - I think so. - It's what I'm saying. Supreme Patty, I am Paul, Jack. - It's not what you're doing right now. - It starts from Supreme Patty, or even before that? - No, I think it starts with Supreme Patty. He was the first big person to get popular as fuck. - Off to dumb shit. - Jackass at least made it like, Dan, that fool's getting hurt. Jackass sick. - There's a gang of people, it's fun. Patty was putting lemons in his eyes. - Or like, same time it was like, what boom gang was his name? You would just stand on the table. They're like, steal some shit. - He was steal some shit. - Since when are you allowed to get famous? Break it the fucking law, dude. - That was a crazy job. - At a point, he should be a jail. (laughing) - He's like, redunded, so he's an artist now or something. - It's probably. - He's like a Christian guy. - He's like a preacher, he's like a preacher. - Yeah, don't be do something good. - I'm sorry about what I've done in my life. It is like a big thing. - What do you think? - I steal the internet. - What do you mean, like, I rob people and then I record and post it. - That's fucking crazy, dude. - That was a crazy time. They had to change everything. That's fucked up. - It truly did. - It's fucked up. - Yeah. - Tinking time. - How do you feel about every single can? It was a bit of having a bra. - Oh, I was just gonna add, dude. - I was like. - Always. - I was like, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. It might be, do you think it's 'cause of social media? I think it's be like, talking shit online. - I think social media. - I think people are like, bro, see me at the event. (laughing) - Every time anyone's ever seen me personally, dude. - Yeah, I'm like, what are you talking about? - I don't need to hear about the conversation. - Dude, I feel like-- - I think people are fucked to fight you. - That's something that's definitely changed with the internet is I feel like everyone in this room grew up at a time where the internet just was not serious. Like, it was like a very different thing than real life. It was like, I'm gonna just say whatever on the internet or like something's gonna be said to me on the internet and it's like, I'm gonna go outside and it's like, that isn't even existing anymore. Like, yeah, it's over, it's done. But now I feel like, if someone gets DMed like, you're a bitch, like, people are like, I'm gonna find you, like, someone just said, it's like, someone just called me a bitch to my face. That's what people feel like. And it's like, I don't get that serious. - Yeah, I don't think it's that serious. People just take it so much more, there's like no separation between real life and the internet anymore because it's all one now. It's serious, people just live a line. - But I feel like that's gonna die. - You think it's gonna change? - I feel like everybody's realized how crazy. - The internet is this. And this is the world, the brown part. And like, if you just don't do this, you still have a lot of other shit to do. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a lot. - 100%. - I think people are like at the point of realizing that. - Right. - Because the internet is completely boy. - I feel like that's showing with like, cancel culture dying down a little bit. Like people aren't getting canceled as much. - And it's because I. - You realize I'm just not that important. - Yeah, yeah. There's like a few things where you should be canceled for, like, you know, the fuck, there's a couple like bad things. But like, if you're not a criminal or like hurting people, I don't think you should be canceled, I don't know. - Yeah, I don't know. I think the theme of this whole thing is the internet has really changed the world. The cancel culture thing is right out the bat. You can't say shit. You can't even bring your phones to the comedy shows because people might record it. - Oh yeah, shit. - And it's a big thing. - You know, like, things are different. - Oh, also, real quick. I did a show at the ha ha. And they did not record it. I saw you, the fan, I can't remember your name, but you're from Hemant, California. I saw you record my whole set, like. - Damn. - Can you send that shit to me? Please, thank God you broke rules. 'Cause I need the set. I don't have it. I know you know who you are. I met you, your girlfriend met at USC. I think you said that one. - He contacts me. - They talked to someone who was fun with him, the crowd. I heard him, "Oh, that's the full I met." And I saw him record the whole set with his phone down here. But he's in the front row. I saw it, dude. I can see. I can see, right, we're friends. - I thought you meant he met his girl at UFC, and I was like, "I feel like that." - I feel like that. - Oh, he's like, "Oh, we met at UFC. "Someone asked, "What'd you mean?" So I'm trying to explain to him like, "You, you're the one, the one." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's awesome. I was gonna say, "You've been at UFC event. "I feel like it's 90% dude, it's 95% dude." - Have you? - Yeah, it's pretty late. - Would you fight? Would you watch? - Dude, I've seen a couple of them. - What the fuck? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen Adesanya fight in person a couple times. I've seen, I saw an Usman fight, like versus Colby Covington. When the half-fucking thing was going on, that was hilarious. Let's see. I've seen some, I feel like I've seen a couple bangers. I'm going to like my season scroll, and I'm like, "Oh, my dick is this, I forgot." Couple cool UFC events. Oh, I saw Volkanovsky and Tuporia. That sounds like food. - Tuporia. - Tuporia. - Tuporia, you hear this shit? Maybe a hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. - You hear Tuporia? - We shot out VKFC, May 22nd, here in L.A. - Damn. - David Diaz is fighting, guys. Go check it out, me, Marty Rocco and Rosie. We'll be there. - That is sick. - We're gonna be right in the side of the ring. We got our fucking tickets, we're ready to go. Let's fucking go. - The bare knuckle shit, you know who does that shit? And what's the name, Bryce Hall? He was like a TikToker and he did some dances, but now he's like fighting. - I'll say this. I was there when that guy jumped out of the ring and punched him in the face. - Wow. - That's when I found out who Bryce Hall was. - Yeah. - I don't know who the fuck he is. - Yeah. - Hey, I can't give him actually a fight. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what actually fights. I thought he was just like a little fucking looks Mexican kid. - That's what everyone, that's what everyone like, makes more fights. - No, he actually fights. - That's weird. - He's a bare knuckle fighter. I'll say that. Don't fuck with him. - Don't fuck with that kid. He's like, "Hey, TikTak, fucking bitch." That guy's gonna fuck you up, dude. And bare knuckle fighters, it's not like they're registered hands, right? - Yeah, that's nuts. - Like, you know, boxers have to register their hands and shit. You know that? - I've heard that. Is that a real thing? 'Cause I sometimes hear that's a real thing. - Yeah, you have to register as like a lethal weapon. - Yeah. - I've heard that. - 'Cause you can't get the street fights as a boxer. You can lose your fucking boxing license. - You can like, I think go to jail for like a bigger serious charge. - Yeah, because you're a fucking trained professional. Let's see. That one wiker? Let's see. I think it was in the UK. Remember? She lost her fucking boxing license. She got banned from boxing. - Wow. - She beat the fuckers. - What does that really mean, though? - Like, there's a gym. - There's a lot of fight professionally anymore. - Oh, professional. - All her fights will matter in the world of the boxing league. - In the real boxing world. - Could you imagine being a bad ass go, "I'm the fastest and nobody cares." Oh. (laughs) That's the fact that another thing. The internet's not a big deal. Because all these people, you should shoot each other over comments. Think about this. When you shoot a motherfucker over comments, the iPhone, like, 40's gonna be out one day. You're gonna be in jail. And we're gonna be out here. - Yeah. - Flying cars. - Having a good time. - With the fucking computer chip that makes you see good. And you're gonna be in jail, all right? With a robot guard that doesn't care if you're getting molested, he just doesn't give a fuck. Like, a Weibo. - Oh. (laughs) - Yo, I saw you hot box a Weibo. - That was classic. - Did you get in trouble? - No. - Wow. - Man, not a single. I think it was too early or something. Like, it might have been. It was like the first week or two that Weibo came to LA. And I was like, - I did that trust. (laughs) - Dude. No, after I got into one, that one time for that video. And I was like, I don't think I'll ever get into one again. Until I go, at least it's better. But it almost got into like three accidents. - It was crazy. It was crazy. I was like, - You're the least hit. - You're the programmer of people. Like, a person sits in it and corrects it. - Yeah, yeah. And they're like little kids in the Philippines, apparently. - Well, I met one at a show recently. - Oh. - And I asked when he did go to a test Webos, a drive Webos ago. That was the funny shit I heard all night. - Oh yeah. - When you're talking, you're serious. 'Cause I sit in a test of big notes so they could drive like a race. - But did you know that if you get in a situation where it's stuck and you need help, it's controlled by humans. Someone gets on a remote and controls your car and gets it out of the situation. And they're not American. - So what you're saying is, that's why they're bad drivers. That Weibo's are bad drivers. 'Cause they're made by a little Asian skills with the Philippines. - They don't know the rules. They take your old bucket back and get up. Losing his mind and backing up. Oh my God. - Don't leave me click help though. 'Cause I assumed it was like, I was like, my conspiracy was like, bro, this is definitely a person the whole time. But it's not. It's a robot the whole time until you click help. And you're like, hey, I'm stuck. It doesn't get out of this. Like, what do I do? It's the little fuck. - Honestly, dude. - And then he gets on a little remote. - Goes back to, I'll start over. - That's fun. - Let's fuck all the cars. Let's go back to driving cars. I'll take a taxi driver. - I rather have a mean or meanian guy drive me than a fucking robot, dude. - Sorry, I'm a mean guy. It might offer me a SIG. - A robot taxi? That's a new thing now. - Yeah, I'm good. No, like in Vegas, those buses. - Oh, and there's multi, you can fit multiple people in it. - Those look kinda lit up by each other. - Those look at each other, look at each other. That's good. That's good seat design. I like looking at people back there. - That's cool. But have you ever taken off on a plane backwards? Do you ever get that seat? - Oh no. I've seen. - I've got that seat once. - No. - It's weird. - I got the one right in front where I was staring at the motherfucker the whole time. I was like, what the fuck are you doing? - Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about. - I was like, why is this guy? - And I'm looking at the front row? - No, I was the one right in front of him. He got the weird seat. And I was like, he's staring at me. I was like, I was like, I was like, what the fuck? - The feeling of taking off and doing this? - Going forward? - It's different. - It's the landing you were going. - It's weird. Yeah, I don't get it. - That is crazy. - Do you ride trains often? - I've only ridden a couple of trains in my life. - They're fucking weird. - The cool, I mean, I fucked up because the first train I ever went on was in Japan, 'cause in Tokyo. - The first fucking, the first food I ever ate was wagyu. - The buttery lobster is the price too. (laughing) - So then, yeah, that was a feature. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's sick. - Dude, the craziest part of the train? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bullet train. - From the movie bullet train. (laughing) - It's good movie. - The craziest part about, yeah, the bullet trains are like the special trains. So like the most trains that go in in the city are obviously like amazing. They're all super clean and they're all super fast. The bullet train's like a whole other little level. But I think everyone talks about the bullet trains in Japan. They go like, I think 220 something miles an hour. The ones in China go 300. And they're like, they stop better and everything and they don't really talk about it. But they're up, China's up. Okay, you know, they do some crazy shit over there in those cities. - But they made it all. They got it at cost, right? They didn't pay anybody, like you live, you're alive. - Oh, I forgot what city it is. You can look at the YouTube video on it. It's so trivial. I wanna go there one day. But it's like a multi-level city almost. Like you walk on the sidewalk and it's ground in cars, drive around. And then you look over the edge and it's like, you're like 20 stories down. (laughing) It's crazy, it's got, I don't know. I wanna say it's Shenzhen. It might be. - Shenzhen, that's the one I talked about, remember? - That's like, remember the guy that was like, this is my life in Shenzhen, China. - Oh yeah. - The guy. - It's like he paid with his head. And I was like, I'm out of this video. - If you YouTube like multi-level China city, you'll see it. It's kind of nuts. I don't think I'm down. - You've seen those trains, I go through the buildings. - Yeah. - It's a pretty weird dude. - How efficient. - Guy, no, right? - Fish shit. - Why don't we have that? - We've got some bull shit here. - We've got some bull shit, dude. - We have fools from other countries doing the work for us. I'm like, hey, you know what I mean? I asked you to play in about this shit that we don't wanna do. It's pretty crazy, actually. (laughing) - All right, so what, you spoke to Weed in Japan, you got away with it. - Ooh. - Did you get away with it? I didn't get away with it. - Did you bring it? - No, thankfully. Thankfully, he had a little ship over, you know what I mean? - Yes, yes. - Oh. - Little delivery package. - Wow, importing it to Japan is such a different thing for them, like you're saying, oh shit. (laughing) - Right, they were really grateful for it. It was nice, it was nice. It was way better than fucking bringing it. I feel like there's certain, like TSA in the States doesn't care, but it's really when you land and I just don't fuck with that. You know, I'm not trying to be like Brittany Griner 'cause I don't think we're not getting a war criminal for me, you know. - I might be stuck. - You might be stuck for a while. (laughing) - It would be stuck for sure. - Trying to think of who I would be being called. - You're like, my next 10 years, I don't know, like in jail. - Shit, right in some place. I was like, yeah. - This should be food. - There's some places where you just like never bring it and I feel like Japan's one of those places, you know. - Is that worth it? - Yeah, yeah. - Anywhere is not legal, I'm not taking it. - Yeah, yeah, definitely not. The other legal, most illegal place I would say would be Egypt, but I went with a homie and then they had it arranged to Jose, you know what I mean? - I actually spoke about the fuck a pyramid. - Yeah, it was sick. It was unbelievable, actually. Now I'm gonna be the craziest thing I've ever seen when I own two eyes. I think second is Niagara. - Did you touch it? - No, I didn't. - Did you touch a pyramid? - No, unfortunately, you need to go back in here. - It was real. - Yeah, oh, I don't think they're real. I don't know. - That's why I touched every, I had to make sure I touched a building. - I don't know, it's real, but I'm not. - It's real, it's there. - I'm not too convinced that humans built that shit, you know? - Oh, no. - Yeah. - No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Maybe you pick up this table. Oh, we can do it. - How about a table, 700,000 times the area of this table? - No. - And we just have like, fucking a hundred dudes. - Yeah, it's like a couple people and they go - So it's really fast. - And their feet will we drop it? - Yeah. - Or there's like, every time we do, yeah, right, but we're the blood. - Definitely the stones, but even the way it's arranged, like they, it's literally impossible. Like it's, I think it's precisely North East South and West, but the compass wasn't invented for like another couple thousand years. Like how does that even, what's your, this is a high episode. - And it's by like a degree, it's like precise. Like the most precise thing. - Well, the pyramids in the Grand Canyon. - Oh, what do you mean? - And a little half-speaks that this is the Grand Canyon. - What? What do you mean? Is that real? - I saw the pictures ever looking at Marty. - There's half-speaks in the Grand Canyon. - How do you see, if you see the hieroglyphs, hieroglyphs of the walls in the Grand Canyon, I mean, that kind of makes sense because it's like history, you know, like it's all built on each other like the layers of history and stuff kind of It's the same a caroglyphics. No, as another country for travel. Is that real? I've never heard of that. That's actually I saw a lot about it. Actually, I did know you're allowed to go to the Grand Canyon Down there Maybe that's why they're like y'all dog. They're still getting found yet. How would you stay out of here dude? How grand is it? It's like pretty deep right? Oh grand It's like a lot deeper what how deep look at the left look at the left part click it the left picture. That's not real That's the great canyon What's very ancient The top ones Egypt the middle was a great candidate. It's like you're a old dilapidated version of that That's a say build the Grand Canyon. How deep is the Grand Canyon? Yeah, I wonder oh Huh Weird, I mean that's kind of cool. I've never seen that there was pyramids in America too. No, there's pyramids in America There's my first up No, like actual pyramids that were all Destroyed shit like in the Amazon rain forces pyramids covered in fucking eyes. Oh, yeah, Mexico's got pyramids I just nobody periods all over the world. That shit's kind of weird, but the Egyptian ones are just next level like what the fuck These don't make sense like the other ones and with the other ones make sense The other like the government's weird. What if we had some here they're like dog get rid of it You're a hell boy. I believe the government knows about some mythological creatures. Hmm Nah, yeah, no doubt there's some real crazy I mean you will post shit. You hear about all these scientists that are dying and the UFO shits Yeah, the one that was Texan or coworker like some weird shit's happening. I'm getting death threats I don't know what's gonna happen. You see the one the ladies talking about. She's gonna be stalked. Yeah, that was hurt She said that's hurt. Yeah, she said she's been stalked in death threats to close this close soon. Yeah, what the fuck I honestly dude. I think there's in the middle of the earth. There's no lava. There's no core Just a bunch of other cities and aliens like hey Get some more of these with a far from we need people to smooth this out And when you get taken you're just like you're a slave now Oh Because they will eat you go down on the earth's core The hell's always in the middle. Maybe hell is just because it's fucked up down there. Wow. I don't know Someone's been down there and back do you think that journey to the center of the earth? There's no liquid magma I don't believe I don't know anything by the way guys and I'm talking as her group is boxed So scientists out there like you don't know anything Know that dude. That's why I said this shit. If I do science, I'd be like yeah, there really is magma down there We don't dig it fall into China like you should say if you dig to the center of the earth and all the way through you'll be a China The other side of the world. That's not true Did a straight shot through just popped out the other end actually think when I was a kid who used to say it all the time You did through the center of the earth you go right to China. That's not true dude. What if it was flat news fell off? Or you just opens up a hole you see What's your code? Damn, I go right back up. I sealed up my I'm not telling anybody What if the elites are like yeah, do we know what happens when you die? You go to another body holds another you see a response But you lose all your shit. Oh, this whole life. I built my business. It's a damn shame. Hey, we raised you with me Here's this pic trick and you're bored in my country or something You're like oh, that's always so hard if you're a bad person you end up in the dirtiest part of it in the air or something You responded to baby. It's like full you're gonna work But you were a bad guy last time or like the worst parts of the country or the I could imagine your piece of shit Like for you live in a slaughterhouse. You're a pig in a slaughterhouse. Oh better do a good deed You don't get a new body to you get a good knee save a save a pig's life for some Sacrifice in another life. You never go What do you think the chillest animal would be would be reincarnated as like if this life was super chill for you? What would you be rewarded as? Yeah, it's almost gonna fuck with me Yeah, people do fuck with hippos Oh, they'll kill me. Yeah, we'll kill you Also, you want to see me swim fast like a rhino rhino's are cool. I was cool, but both of us cut their horns off You do get hunted yeah, who fucks with a hippo an alligator fuck. No. Yeah, a big ass. Thank me. He's loaded me a whale Yeah, but there's no whales and where hippos are is it? No, I mean like you could be a whale. That's another I don't want to be really I'm afraid of the water. I don't be like your second home. You would argue You're like your home. You're a whale of open water. Yeah, no I'll be a hippo. I'll be a hippo as much white families watch me on the fucking safaris Mm-hmm. I'll be that hippo. Yeah, I'll be the peyote on the land. Everyone's while you'd attack once we call you Everyone's while you'd kind of attack one like for a joke. Yeah, for sure. I'm like I just scared And then you see the ears flap And then you know I'm nice Have you seen that clear that little gift that people are posting on so is it jiff or giff? What do you say honestly? I say giff Yeah, I say giff Even though we say giff jiffy for peanut butter. Yeah, that's a day though. That's a J I know what it's I have J-j-j-j, same fucking G-j-j-j, you know what I say giff. Yeah, I say giff too But it's a little giff of a dog. It's a lion running at a safari and then someone pulls off its mask and it's a golden retriever And it's the funniest little clip It is the funniest thing I know it's a whole story. It's the best little clip the best two seconds It's literally just the smallest little giff and like just the little face the dog makes it Watch AI dog's dancing and shit Never see those realistic ass videos of dogs chill dude. I hate it dude. I hate it The saddest thing about those videos is that you know. There's some grandma that loves it like on Facebook. I think this is Look at this. I saw this you look at this bear. This lady is your fucking kid obvious What's up with Arnold why? Yeah, is can you can you put it Arnold Schwarzenegger singing crossroads by my both legs? Just the just the beginning Is Except you'll do and if you don't know what this is you're welcome. Have you heard the AI song remixes that are from like the 70s and shit? We had one out here. That's a kind of chill. Showed it. It was that's a kind of chill. So we're sick. Oh Actually low-key sick. You got to play it It's the beginning I can't watch it any song any song. I'll fucking down the other day It did Arnold Schwarzenegger replacing Kramer replacing Michael Scott and just did it real sweet But it was him dressed as him as Kramer all rocked out. That's us doing the same words same everything same take it's just That fucked voice Arnold I like AI for that. He's looking Santa like these days. You see him these days. He's got the white going on Yes, he looks like what your dog gets old. You know, it starts getting like white So it's limping a little bit. So it's getting the white You know exactly exactly So that's a good darker like certain dogs It's funny dogs always get the hoaxy Simpson beard look Circle pig eventually Dude a dog getting old is weird I don't know. I've never had a dog long enough. My mom always oh We could get real You fuck so that was my mom. That's my mom Wait, did you have a dog growing up? Yeah, I had a blind up fucking a blind Eyes were completely wetted over. Hey, do you think Helen Keller was a real person? No No, yeah, I'm starting to lean that way. Well, yeah Fred David Lucas has a great bit about it Not it can't be real You tell me she can't see her here or feel or nothing she can feel she feel but she's got braille She she they said she invented braille. Yeah, like literally that's what I'm saying Bossable like how do you even imagine that that's how do you really there's no way that that's what a role joints? What do you know what's we? She can't hear or see how you tell her to inhale Maybe you teach her what one is her eye and then how would her braille? What do you know what it means? Do you see what I'm saying if she can't hear ready? Have a conversation with me could she want to get out ready close your eyes me that's it. I have But obviously she was real - What a down-ass bitch for being that cool that way. - You can't even fuckin' trip you. You're gonna go down to history. - It's gonna be crazy. - Nah, she was a legend. She was a legend, a hundred percent. - I have no idea what she did besides what. She wrote a book, and she invented, I'll believe that. - Oh, please. - Did she invent a braille? That's pretty incredible. - Have I made the fuckin' greatest invention? - There's no way, dude. - We just created the doctor that translated that. You're like, what is she saying? - It's the same kind of technology. It's a guy from Scientology, like I swear to God, dude. - She's talkin' through me. - Whoa, it was just a complete fabrication, like trust me. This chick knows what's goin' on. - This bitch knows. - She's just droolin' in the car here. - Write this down. - This is great. - Somebody record this. - Yeah, the same motherfucker that did that. The Scientology was just where he's speakin' through me. Did Helen Keller, he wrote the same shit. That's his part too. - Damn, and we, yeah, they got me, I believed it for a while. - There's no way. - I thought it was possible. - That's a great woman. - There's no way, there's no way. - Wait, can we like that? Can we Google that? How was Helen Keller possible? (laughing) - I bet you. It pops up before he finishes the word, possible. - Oh, is it, how was she a thing? - I need to know, I need to know. - Maybe it was like partially blind. Maybe they overstated it. - She's like a kind of early language acquisition before her. - Oh! - I take it all back, bitch. - I take it all back. - She's a big game blind, dude. - I'm sorry, I appreciate, I'm sorry. - This makes sense now. - This makes a lot of sense. - Yeah. - I appreciate you more, Helen Keller. I do believe in you said. I think that your American hero you should be rode about talking about for years. - Yeah, wait, this something makes sense now. - I hope you haven't. - I believe. - I believe. - Dude, this bitch ruined her way. - She was only 19 months old when she went deaf and blind. - This bitch's so blind, bitch. I take it back, you fucking blind bitch. I hope, I hope only you passed the peppers to you. - It only you, the head of the ball. - Only to you. - 19 months. - She's a lion, bitch. - There's no under two year old that I'm like, you're gonna invent a language. - Are you know what's going on? Do you remember, this is a crazy question for all you want. Do you remember your earliest memory? You're very, very first memory. - Yes. - The earliest memory I have that I could physically go, oh, yeah, this is what we do. - I think I'm conscious, something like that. - Yeah, I don't know how big I was, but a sink is this big, probably. And my great grandma died when I was like a year or a year and a half, and I remember her, she used to give me a bath inside of the sink. - Wow. - You know, you just washed baby's sink? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I remember always moving up at the water. - It's hitting me in the chest. - Look at the things, and I remember her looking now, and she was always scrubbing me, and she was doing this with her hands, and now I know that she was doing this with my hands, and she was like, bubbles on her hands, and she'd wash me, and I was walking up, and I remember always the water hit me in the face, dude. It always hit me in the face, but I remember that one time, then when I got older, I'm like, yeah, I almost had been like three, right? No, you fucking idiot, that's not how big you were. You were like eight months old, yeah. That's, I don't remember that. And then one time, I remember it's dark, and I go through and I open, and there's a man in a white coat, and he pulls me, I'm just kidding. I'm talking about birth money, but no, I don't. That's the earliest memory I have, one of you. - I think my earliest memory, it's kinda to have been around like, maybe the same time, I remember drinking from a bottle, though. Like I remember physically holding the bottle, and being like, (laughing) - I remember like sipping it like a feeling, and I was like, yeah, I remember that. - It's like, when you stop, when you stop, that two years old, maybe three years old. - Oh, I remember what you were thinking. - I remember just like the feeling of the bottle in a weird way. - Do you remember what you remember? - Because I thought it was like something. - You remember about dialogue of like, "Look, all right, I guess I'm just drinking a bottle." I feel like door big Donald would do a good job of like being a baby. Well, all right, well, fuck. That's how I feel like I was a baby. Well, fuck it, I'll get the bath. It's water's warm. What the fuck? - I think I remember when it wasn't like, they fed me something that wasn't milk one time, and I remember that, and I was like, that wasn't milk. I mean, that's when I got my first thought, I was like, what's wrong with that? - I was like, what applesauce? What time? And fucking, it just turned on. - This bear, I got conscious like it. - Got it, got it, got it. - It's fucking alive. - It's like when you were waking in Halo, and you're just like, see, sort of Halo? I never liked, I don't like, - Wow. - I don't like Gaze where I can jump on realistically. - I can follow them. - I'm always busy. - Call Judy, I know how fast you are. I'm gonna stipe you. Different. - It's hard. - What's your earliest memory? - Man. I don't even know how old I was. I just, I know we live in Halo apartments, and I'm pretty sure I'm remembering one from way the fuck back, like. - What'd you see? - I just know was our apartment in Blackrock. Like, it was like-- - Which of the handles? - I remember being out, like, going for walks when I was little and seeing like, burnt cars and shit, like, all abandoned shit. - Oh. - Like the late '80s on the fucking West Side of Buffalo and shit. - Yeah. - Dude, I went to Buffalo the first time recently. Got some wings. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - All of you guys can see my angle, but your face was generally inside. - Was it good? - Of course. - Okay. - That's where they started. - Oh, I heard. - Oh, I've heard. - I've heard, dude. - What else did you do while you were there? - I literally, I just passed through to go to Niagara Falls. So I stayed there for a night and just got Buffalo wings and beer and then went to Niagara Falls. - Did you get a fucking sandwich? What is it? Did you, there's something called a pizza log? - Whoa, I did not get that. - I didn't know that wasn't a thing on Earth. - Dude, he told me what that is. It's like essentially, think of a hoagie without cutting it. So like a hoagie-shaped bread. - Okay. - And it's just full of-- - No, it's not from the end. - No, it's not a hoagie-shaped bread. It's like a cow's old, though. - Oh. But like, the bread from like some way before they cut it. - Okay. - You know they always cut, we'll cut it from where we want it. - It's long. - It's like a, it's well-rated. - It's like one of those things where it's like flat. - It's like flat. It's like very flat. - It's like a strawberry. - But it's not even bread. - It's squared. - What's that? I don't want to say like, like a panini. - No, I'm lost, though. - It's not even a whole lot. - Yeah, we need it. We got to pull it up. We got to pull it up a picture. - Let's see. - This is never visualized. I need to see this. - Okay, so it's not really bread. - It's a mozzarella stick. - It's fried. - Yeah, it's like a fried, but it's got pepperoni and cheese. - It's like a mozzarella stick with pepperoni inside. - Yeah, like an egg roll, basically. - Look, this egg roll. - It is an egg roll. - Already, that's lit. - That's a pizza roll. - You mean the cheese? - It's the goodest. - It's the goodest? (laughs) - You know what I'm talking about? - But buffalo. - Yeah, but they're husky, though. They're big. - Oh. - It comes from the right. - You imagine this like a fucking. - You imagine like a pig. - It's like a pig. - You can't have a fried pizza roll. - That's lit. - Our pizza roll's off-ride. - No, the user's baked. - Oh. - Oh yeah, you're right. - But it's just fried. - That sounds good. - Whoa, that one's huge. - That's not why the person should be a child. - That one's a gripper in the middle. - Yeah, I know, right? - That's what the person is saying. - I'm out of it. - That's fucking huge. - What an asshole. - My heart's aching. - That's my picture. (laughs) - That one's as good as fuck. - A pizza log. - Yeah, that looks pretty good. - Right, it goes nice with some mozzarella's, marinara I mean, or even some nice ranch, huh? - That's fucking ball. - Okay. - Wait, I think last time I was here. Did you stop being vegan? - Yes. - Yeah. - You're still not vegan? - Cheese of the eggs though. - You're what? - Cheese of the eggs. - Oh, nice, nice. - Nice. - I felt too sick, dude. - Interesting. - Yeah, I just, being vegan is the worst thing I ever did. The worst choice I think I ever made. - Whoa. - It made me feel sicker. It made me gain weight because I wasn't eating clean like I should have. - Right. - I'm just resourcing to like, oh, well, it's not meat. It's not cheese, I'll eat it and fuck it. Even it's like, well, that's processed. Fucking vegan pizza, far more, it's hot. So it's still bullshit. - Right. - Let's get in hell of weight, dude. I gained like 85 pounds being vegan in 10 years. It's crazy. - The vegan way. Damn, you're a vegan for 10 years? - Vegan for nine. Holy moly. - Yeah, I'll be vegetarian for 10 years this year I think. - Nice. - I still don't eat meat, but I've been taken bovine organ pills. - Bovine organ. - It's protein, protein pills, but they're good, like. - That's not a good pill. - It's like, in. - I bet there's a lot of vitamins in shit in there too. - Yes, I've been taking that. Eggs, cheese, kill better, dude. - That's awesome. - It's sickest. - Eggs, eggs are good for you. They call that a superfood. - I just feel sick all the time, dude. - No way, it's pretty good. - Vegan stuff, not sustainable. - It's just me, it's in that if you want it. - Oh yeah. - It's sustainable, you say? - No, it's sustainable. - I wonder if the vegan community would be mad at you for that. - I mean, they go hard, they go hard. - They do whatever they want. - How dare you say that. - I mean, I'm not eating meat. The way I see it's like, I don't get mad at people for eating meat. - Right. - And they don't get mad at me for eating vegetables. - Mm. - How the fuck would they be mad at me? Like, oh, well, you eat meat again, fuck you. Like, was she gonna battle the world? (laughing) - You wouldn't be mad at everybody, 'cause the animals were alive too, by the way. Stop acting like that. - Give her sausage, fish, sausage, fish. - Yeah, classic. - That's scary to think about like, damn, dude. That's just scary. What if all these are alive? We're just cutting these little baby carrots heads off. - This year was funny, that was the funniest. - I didn't even watch the second one, did you? - No, the first one's funny. - Yeah, everybody fucking each other at the end was like, "Yeah, I'm good dude, I think I'm all over this." - It was very, it was very visceral, very graphic. - It was like graphic movie hate, homies went. And I remember at the end, we all looked down the aisle and the theater had each other. (laughing) It was right at the theater, right down to town where we all watched it like, wait. - The ending scene, this is insane. - The whole movie was insane, I'm sure. - The whole movie is insane, but. - But like that, yeah, the ending scene, especially. - That was a little wide. - You've seen "Sausius" part? - No. - Wow. - It's a good movie though. - It is pretty good. There's a lot of famous voice actors in it or there's actors in general. - Yeah. - Okay, nice. - You got glassx.app. - Yes, you can go there right now, claim your username. - Oh like that. - Yeah, yeah. - So it's like an eBay, okay. - Yeah, it's claim your username right now. - Then you have park.shop. And that's all over the country still. - Yes, yes, until November guys. - Or hopefully longer. - Oh, hopefully that'd be nice. - It'd be real fucking nice. - It's the universe, it is what it is. - Yep. - Which is gonna have to play ball. - What else are y'all going on? - Shay, man, just doing the travel and I feel like the traveling content has been pretty fun, it's been like a big fucking thing for me, big hobby of mine. The short form is what I'm trying to get after right now. - Yeah. - And it's starting to get apparent to be pretty good. It's starting to be pretty decent yet. - Like on Instagram and TikTok, a little bit of YouTube as well. It's just like. - It's going to look forward to how much time. - Like a minute and a half. - Oh. - A minute and a half, two minutes for the short. - Yeah, informational content. Or like, yeah, cool shit. Like a couple like, come with me or. - I love that kind of stuff. - Yeah, I mean, like crazy restaurants recently, like going to like a fucking Michelin star restaurants and like doing a POV and then like an eye before. Like, that's what I realized a few years ago. I realized just that watching content where I'm like, I do shit. That's cool. - And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm like, I can just fall. - I don't have to have a fucking camera, the fucking mic and light. - Yeah. - Yeah, I can just go with this. - It's so casual, like it's cool, it's cool. - The other day, I filmed a part where I'm dying on the hike just walking. I'm gonna start filming shit in the day because sometimes I'm like, hey, we filmed with my favorite guy. And now or later, we're filming a wee video and then we have a show tonight. And it's like, dude, all of these different. - That'd be a banger, fucking show. - Yeah, but all these different clips of, I like, here's the actual day. I like, people would love to watch that. - Oh, fuck yeah. - I need to start doing that shit. - Fuck yeah. - And I said yesterday, I'm gonna start doing it this week. Like, I need to start doing shorter content again 'cause it was, that's how I started. It was so fun. - Nice. - It's hot as a flat circle. - It's like, it is 2016 again. - Yeah. - It is, it feels like it. Fuck it, run it, man. - I'm excited now. I'm excited for the year. Anything else you drop at this year, you think? - I mean, my hands are gonna be tied up with classics for the next few months and stuff in the content. The second channel's been going well too, fuck it. - And what do you do now there? - Card content. - Card content has been going good. - So I should do it now. - Just pushing it all with the head. - Yeah, the head field, he's always fucking, that's just sick. - Yeah, it's done it yet, do you know what I'm saying? - That car would be like, for sure. - No, for sure. - The title, okay, that's cool. A night drive? - Right. - A night drive? - Yeah, yeah, 100%. - Well, on a hard day. - These are those cars orange. - Oh, I'm excited. - It's pretty good. - That's fun. - Imagine being in Kansas, I'm gonna stand for one of those cars. You'll be watching a night drive in Hollywood of the car I fucking love. - And then we don't realize it's like in our backyard. - That's right there. - Yeah, you said it. - All right, I'll just put a camera that I already owned. - Right. - Here instead, there's so much stuff that we don't realize. Like you said, it doesn't always have to be we shit. - 100%. - Yeah, 100%. - Oh. - And another question. Are you guys still doing the podcast? - We're doing the food show mainly. - That's right. - Yeah, we're doing the food show. We're probably doing the podcast again soon, but we're really just focusing on the food. I feel like the food's doing well for us and stuff. And it's more fun. We like it. - Do you notice, no, less age restriction? - Slightly for sure. Like, honestly, like a significant, like probably 50% better. Like, I hate it right. Like every single, like it was probably like 100% of our podcast we're getting age restricted. - Yeah, is that crazy? - Yeah. - Yeah, literally a hundred. Like maybe 900% because one would slip through the cracks. - Maybe if it did. - And then the food content is like 50, 60%. Which is still pretty ass, but fuck. It's a lot better. It's a lot better for sure. - Better than nothing. - Yeah, yeah, 100%. So it's cool. - All right. - And moving with the content. I feel like the content's still-- - It's a blast. - Fresh and fun. - Content. Hopefully the pine parks get continues to go. - Yeah, 100%. - Yeah, dude. - That's what I wanted to talk to about the content. 'Cause I feel like when you're aside, you already see, you've been on YouTube for so long. - Yeah, it's crazy to think about it at this point. We've been doing it for so long. - Yeah, so it's pretty-- - Fuck no, probably coming on in decades. And I know you've been making content in general for like more than a decade, but in terms of life. - Yes, I've been doing dope show this shit since 2012. (whistles) - Decade in a half. - Almost. - Holy shit. - Yeah, I mean on YouTube since 2018. - Oh yeah, fuck yeah. Nice. - Crazy shit. - Yeah, that's awesome. - It goes by so fast, man. - Dude, it really does. It's kind of insane. - Yeah. - Too fast. - Oh, real quick. You have the cars you love, what's your ultimate one that you can get right now. And you're like, yo, somebody wants to give me $100 million from Pine Park. And not a Bugatti. Has to be something that like, it's not a thing that should be in the garage forever. Something you can drive. - Drive all the time. - I mean, you can drive that too. - Ferrari 812 super fast. - I don't know what that is. - You can put that up real quick. - Safari 812 super fast. There's like a newer version now. - It's called super fast. - It's called the super fast. - That's funny. (laughing) - Oh, no, it's nice. - It's a nice little, if you look at it from the side, there's a couple angles on it, that looks a little less. - Yeah, it's got a V12. - Oh, yes, actually those. - Yeah, it's got a V12 in it. It's nice. - It's one of the only ones that have a V12 left. - Do you do fly in your car? - I have a good time. I have a good time. (laughing) - Do you wear a dark cream in you, something like that? - I have a fun time in my car. - Yeah. - Okay, yeah. - I see that car before it's fucking sick. - It's nice. - Yeah, it's nice. - It's a crazy-looking little sun-linked little spaceship. Yeah, and one of those, get 'em used right now for like 300-ish. - No. - I feel like I'm gonna get at least a house first, you know? (laughing) - Oh, you. - And then, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I love the cars, I love it. The boy I looked at seven-gold, that's fucking dumb. Right? - There's a whole new goal. - Property, by property first. - Some of them say, what if you can get a lot of property with it, okay, you can get a couple things, get a glowing for something huge. - I wanna know. - There's an outdoor shopping mall. Like it's next for you. - Ooh, that's fire. - I'm a Friday afternoon next to where it is. - You're gonna go look at what he said? - No, I said, that's my, that'd be cool. I wanna go to a shop mall, but yeah, there's a, now it's a lot, there's a, there's a dollar shop. This shit's mine! - Oh, pay me motherfucking man. - Yeah, not even the money that he's going, I could do whatever I want, this whole parking lot. Whatever I want. - That is cool. - If you want to change the color of that building, I can't, I wanna smoke in the roof, who's gonna, what can you tell me now? Sick, like to be in a building. - The other thing you can say is yours and it's a public place where people are shopping. - You can pop up. - That's fire. - Good store. - Little careling about it. - I'm gonna call something on you, like fuck it, it's mine. - Call the order. - Call the order, BB got it, it's, actually you don't have my cake shop for that. - There's a guy in a room for the gun, I get fucking killed. - Like, don't worry, I own it. - Who's that? - I own it! - Oh. - Alright, good shit, buddy, got anything else? I don't know how low we've been here, by the way. - You like dinner three and a half? - A? - What? - What? - No, we have it. - There's no way. Two and a half. - Three and a half? - No, like, three, 20. - Three, 20! - Three, 20! - No, what did that? - Was it a restart? Are you sure? - It sounded like 11, 20, probably 11 days ago. - Oh yeah, that's like almost three. - Yeah. - Shit. - It's all these episodes to be, you gotta do a good check-in. (laughing) - Okay, my man, I didn't know that. - Okay, good time. - Let's get out of here. You have anything else you want to say? - Fuck, do my bad energy. - No, that's a good time, hey! - Sure, it's your commentaries for these. - Where are you from? - Yeah, it's just, oh, fuck, I gotta end this shit. (laughing) - Damn, my bad dude. Well, thank you so much, thanks for being here. It was great to fire weed. - Thank you so much for having me, man. I appreciate it. Thank you, Marty, appreciate you. - Brave farmer. - Does this? - I like that. - Shout out to all the rollers on the back, too. - Very cool. - You don't say the hashed, different rollers, there's no condition. - I don't know what this is, but this is Eric Cudd, part question mark. It's there. - It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter. Go watch him on YouTube, as you already know. Eric, do you have a website for like a hub of everything? - I have a link tree. - There it is, and it's an Instagram. - Yes. - And what's your Instagram? - Eric Cudd, underscore, all one more, Eric. - There it is. - You have to type it in like that. - Yeah, that's what that's exactly what it is. - You type it in Eric Cudd, if you don't put the underscore, it will not fucking. - It's messed up. It's messed up. I have DM the Eric Cudd account account and they're like, nah. - Oh, really? - They say no. They messed up. They're like, am I Eric Cudd? - Is it supposed to be you? Or is it like, that's the guy's name? - No, it's just like, just like regular guy's name. - It's like, it's the first Eric Cudd. - Oh, there it is. You win, dude. They got 30. So I was like, God, got this shit first. - He got me. He got me. - All right. - Guys. - Guys, thank you so much. See you guys in like a year or two or no more. - From Eric Murray and I. Thank you guys for being here. 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