The 100 Billion Dollar Clap

Yep, shall I mean to God and you should bring in his podcast back for another week of bringing Indian is baby How's your weekend has a kind of walk up oh man? It was lovely. We had a little birthday for my daughter One yeah God damn boy Tuna flies how do you feel? I Mean it's just crazy. Yeah, it's just it was really cool to see like friends show up You know like some see especially if you didn't have kids like Alex and Alex's girl came and like I was dove came and that was really cool and then your other friends who have kids are coming bring their kids I know just like in in an instance. I felt like I Just moved 20 years forward in my life. I don't know why that maybe something about like The that birthday party They're in a real ball pit and bounce houses and doing all this kid stuff that I've seen other people do with their kids But I'd never done and then immediately I'm like, oh wow You got 16 more years of this. Oh, actually you got hope I got a whole bunch of all years with 16 more years to like But do it big big stupid. It was her birthday and it was like so cool to see her feel like Feel happy that people were like excited for her and it's like trying to blow out candles and she would say things like Um, I want a cupcake because it's my birthday party. That's the best feeling It's just it's only going to get it gets worse from here because now she understands you'll start understanding Christmas She got that back, but they don't understand when these things are. Oh, so they're just waiting So if you like tomorrow for my birthday, can I get tomorrow for Christmas and I get like literally they don't even understand the Different. Yeah, that's incredible. You took where you took them. There is this place in there's this mall down in like Battery park area and it's just like a kid's place. It has like a little ball fiddle ball pit a little bounce house and I think it's called the wonder Yeah, the people just basically rented out for kids birthday. That's fire man. Yeah, it's got people don't run out McDonald's So they used to back in the day That's what I mean, like people don't they don't do written no more. Yo, we know what they got rid of a lot of the playplaces the playpen's and shit That's what is it for kids? See stop thinking about yourself. That's your fucking problem. Tell me you're so selfish Stop thinking about yourself. Think about the child. So the child. They don't care. Okay, until we thought about this right now as adults Did any of us feel like bad about going to a birthday? Absolutely, you were a hype. It was like we're gonna eat French fries and buy up, but but now is it don't we go? Oh, is it look a little like whatever to have no? That's what they want they want to eat french fries hamburgers and then playing a ball pit The playpen is right there. Yeah, but now it could do that behind like in your backyard. You get a big ball Damn, damn girl. Yeah, well, yeah, you don't care about Wow, it's like that. Wow, that's pretty good. It's like that for you. You got a big I'm not gonna come yet. I'm not the big P-Man shout out the big P-Man. You should have left when you found a P. All right, so she see how she taught me crazy to Em, it's like they raised me to see what I'm saying. You know, hold back y'all see what type of crazy out crazy. She talked to every other episode She works have as much. He probably getting twice as much. She was at the fight this week. You went to the fight at the fight What's this fight you live in was you on the floor almost yeah, almost Kill him tail of fucking gang man. Yeah, you're not going to know McTown's birthday party anymore. Uh-huh McDonald's fire There's sky zone now like this. Oh my eyes don't fire skies don't fight guys want to fire we do a skies All right, my kids like going to skies on all the time. Sky zone is fire. Yeah You know like skies. Oh, that's it's like a really big place out in Jersey like yeah, like the kids can Never been climbing and then jump in bounce cast was all over the place. It was cool, but it was Kettles. How old is These are tag how old until they could play laser tag because they saw birthdays were so I love I don't know how easy. Hey, laser tag birthday was and all the video games they would give each person like a little card so you could have a certain amount of Fire that was the coolest birthday. There was some kid who he rented out some shit and it was an arcade and they made all the games free essential. Yeah, and I thought I was like this kid must be a trillion There's no way you could just play the same video game over and over again and a weird thing happened when you could just keep on going The games were a little bit more boring. Mm-hmm. I don't remember lady took lady tag. Oh really that is made Laser tag might have been big up north. I remember it, but I don't remember it wasn't it wasn't there a TV show around I should do no game. Oh, you're so adorable. You got a you got a gun charge before you played laser set. I remember I do I remember that I don't Remember you shot someone. I didn't a real gun. I was in the back lady laser by the shot. Oh, you got 200 million, but you could say I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. Just tell them something don't people on Chuckie cheese either. You know, don't Don't take this again. You know how I know you got crazy money new people in the Bob take folks to Chuckie cheese. I didn't want to be around the rats What you think what you think what you think what you think what you think what you think what you think what you think Yeah, I was asking about that 200 bro. He tried to put it on me. He's like, yeah, you were charlie got 200. I said, who? Yeah, yeah, I murdered came on. Yeah, I murdered your flickers Bro, real report Alex will never wear nail polish again. Well, I don't nail polish Alex had on nail polish No, I'm not like I know murder. Yeah, I don't know. Alex will never wear Two hours of me getting wasted No, I told you Shout out to you and murder. They got the real report coming out on the volume podcast network. They're incredible Not it there incredible, but you know, it's so funny. They it's they're incredible They've been incredible as individuals and it's just funny when you find the person that you got the vote's chemistry with Yeah, you know what I'm saying to be able to do what they're doing like that even when they was on breath code They was talking about having guests on the part. I don't need y'all to have guests bro. He said this. He goes He goes Y'all that's him so it's like you guys are so cultured now you traveling the world in his international sensations like who do you think is adopted the most of the refined culture and And then yeah, he's like, oh me definitely. I had to teach him how to use a style if you They'll be shitting over a man Like for no reason If you like a murder ain't never stayed in the hotels like And then you around 50 and you like in the best hotels a money hotel. Yeah, we in the four seasons Murder he never been in no shit like that He said they were an hotel like Jeremy here something like that and like it was them in the elevator and some little like German girl like walked in the elevator and her family was back there They didn't get to love here and they just screamed no Listen you don't murder made so much money off Bitcoin murder was one of the first rap was that I ever even no way Talking about Bitcoin. This was like 13 years. Oh, I wish I knew how much was Bitcoin 13 14 years ago and and when I remember the conversation was he was into it and He had made a pretty penny off it back then. Oh, I'm I'm sure he's held on to it That's your probably worth so much enough. Oh, I hope he held on that what? Oh, how much? If he held on to it, he's afraid that's great. That's crazy. That's crazy. Shout out to them the real report I think that's it comes out on a February 9th I think it is brother fantastic fantastic, man They were letting out here it man. I was trying to have hip-hop opinions with his nails because you're 90 started that no Fraggle maggot not even close. They just said because at one point I was trying to say like why can't we you know stop the beef and get everybody together And like we'll have some more harmony and then yeah, it just goes this guy wants harmony and hip-hop You got glitter on your nails. You want harmony Shout out to murder and yo shout to the fucking real report man I can't wait to see that what they doing volume got some really good podcasts over there, man Listen salute to everybody 45 enough still giving people STD's man the fuck is your problem? Yo, but how are you 45 enough still giving people gone to read as crazy giving or getting either or Okay, receiving or giving I was thinking about that I was in the bathroom peeing right I'm 47 and I'm peeing And you know how when you've been in the car for a while and you let that shit go and it's like oh Yeah, and I've never had a STD in my life all praises due to God. Can you imagine being 45 and having to go to the bathroom and battle it Gone a real who what are we reference it right now gates? Oh, oh gates allegedly got the STD. No What's one with gates? Dilgate really what are you we would tell me more? What happened you didn't see all the shit with the Epstein? So what were you reference? How old are you talking about some shit where like this where he fucked somebody a Russian prostitute or something? Yeah, yeah, and then he was accent Epstein for the antibiotic that he can sneak away allegedly allegedly allegedly I wanted to know what Epstein didn't have like he gives you the girls that give the STD and then he got the the motherfucking cure for it right there on deck. - Yeah. - Bill Gates, the richest man in the world had to go to Epstein for STD medication allegedly. - It's crazy. - We can't go to the pharmacy as Bill Gates getting gonorrhea medically. - You don't have an assistant? Like, he's gonna make his assistant have gonorrhea? - You don't have a doctor, he knows that can go this. - It's wild that he goes. All right, so can we just all give an apology to QAnon? Can we just give that apology? That they almost got it 100% right. - Not 100. - They got it 99.9% right. - Yeah, I'll give him 40. - What? - It's still got to unfold bro. Like, there's a lot still on QAnon's whole thing was that there is a global elite, a cabal of global elites that are all doing nefarious, satanic rituals, having sex with underage children, doing other-- - Yo, yo, yo, I'm not giving QAnon a crops while I give the black israelite credit did. The black israelite, the black israelite been out here in the street screaming that way before QAnon. - Let me tell you something. - What are you talking about? - If it turned out that QAnon was really just the black israelite credit. - You see what I'm saying? - Yeah, now be fine. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yo, ain't nobody looks at the street normal. - Okay, we got a change though. We got a change our message that I'm telling you. Black israelite has been saying all that way before QAnon. - Wow. - QAnon? - They just need suits. If they had like a suit and tie, we might have taken them seriously. - Oh my God. - It was outfits that were so extravagant. You just can't imagine somebody like that making sense. You can go read, read, behold the pale horse now at this age. - That seems like it's targeted towards Caucasian people. - No, it's not, read the, read, but it's not just targeted toward the elite. Read, behold the pale horse and you'll be like, holy shit. - Is it comforting or discomforting to know that all of the elite, regardless of their party affiliation or anything are all involved in it? - Like every single, I've never been the type to, I never, I never looked at it as like what people do. I just think that some people get to a certain level of status regardless of who they are and whatever reason, sexual perversion, sexual deviancy is at the top of it. - Can I tell you what it is? Is that most of these motherfuckers are fat, five, seven dorks and they got a billion dollars still couldn't get pussy and he knew that these guys couldn't get pussy despite having all the money, all the power and all the access. And all he does is just throw some pussy parties and all the sudden he's in everybody's good graces. It's shocking how successful people are still losers. Like all these scientists and intellectuals that he's currently in favor from, they're losers. They can't get laid and all he does is, hey, I'll get you something, which is not like, it's crazy how powerful people at their core. - I agree. - It could be just nerds. - I agree with you 100% but I wanna put on my 10 FOIL POOSHISTIMAS. - Put on your 10 FOIL POOSHISTI. Epstein had to be a time traveler though. Because there's one thing to have access to all the fat nerds that can't get no pussy. But to find every single one of them, he's like Captain America traveling through the time, trying to put back the infinities. - They find him. But how do you become that? How do you become the biggest, to the most powerful elite people on the planet and maybe out of the planet? Maybe after terrestrial came here and knew they hit up Epstein. Whenever we think that whole take me to my leadership came from, take me to your leader. All the leaders point to Epstein. Next thing you know, Epstein hooking up the extraterrestrials with some fly ass monkeys. Boom. Now you got a whole new race of people. Y'all gonna be thinking, bro. - Yeah, we need to be thinking, bro. - Y'all gonna be thinking. - We're not thinking in a thinking, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bill Gates got an extraterrestrial STD. - Can you imagine? - I never went to the island. I never met any women. And so, you know, the more that comes out, the more clear it'll be that although the time was a mistake, it had nothing to do with that kind of behavior. - Yeah. - How old was Bill? Bill's like 60 something, 70 something, right? - Allegedly. - You can't, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. All I'm saying is there comes a point in time when you two old to begin this. - You two rich to be rolling. - Wow. - That's the craziest part. I don't think anybody's talking about that. You the richest man in the world, you're going raw on a Russian hooker. Are you out of your fucking mind? Do they have condoms for really powerful elite people like that? - What? - What? - What does that even mean? - 'Cause if you can't just, if you can't go to the store or go to get a prescription for your claps or whatever it is, you definitely ain't running, you make no condom, right? - But what I'm trying to understand, oh, he probably got a the sect to me or something. Like, there's no way that somebody that's that discipline in their life to build a business, that that's successful, is just gonna raw a Russian hooker. - Oh, you got multiple penises? That's possible. He's rich enough to have penises that he can screw off, so what I'm saying? - Not connected to the ball. - Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He got, he got, he got, it's a different world. Bro, there's no way you'd have rich, and you know, you can't choose what type of-- - Look at you, I'm a, what are you talking about? - Yo, Elon was thirsty for that party, bro. Did you see that, DM? - It was so, it was thirsty. - What's the best party night? - And that's what pissed me off. - What's the best party? - He was the main one saying shit like, oh. - He said Trump is in it. - Yeah, he Trump is in it, I'll never go to the aisle, and I've never been to the aisle, I never wanted to be there by him. - That's it, that's it. - And I didn't want to go. If thirst looked so real, allegedly. - You were allegedly-- - Allegedly. - But for you, 'cause I own Tesla stock. (laughing) - Thirst, that's the crazy thing. - That's the shitty thing about the file drop, is you're looking at like the people that control the companies that you've invested in, and you're like, listen, my kid's college fund relies on this. - Well, that's the main, like-- - That's also the crazy thing about the file drop that nothing's going to happen. - So this-- - Legally. - I mean, I think that it will discredit a lot of people moving forward. I think it'll put a stain on people moving forward. I think, I want to say the Republican party in general, but it really not. I think there's just a whole level of all politicians who are gonna have a stain on them forever. By the way, which is good? Because as I said last week, or whatever week on this podcast, moving forward, America's gonna need something completely different. And this is the best way to just blow it all up. So everybody gets blown up. - So this is the thing, which is quite interesting. And I assume that this is their tactic, right? Is they're throwing so much chum in the water, right? - What is chum in the water? - Chum in the water is-- - Is that something they did for fun? - Yeah. - Okay, there was an island activity. - Got you. - No, but they're throwing so much chum in the water. Some stuff is so insane. You're like, there's no way this is real. Some stuff is about people that you might really like. Musicians are a big fan of. And then you go, well, this is unsubstantiated. It's unverified. This is a call-in from a crazy person, whatever. But what it starts, the conversation that starts is some of these things didn't happen. And they didn't happen because they're people I like. And now all of a sudden, those people who things allegedly did happen to, they can start going, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, you pick and are choosing." Either everybody that's mentioned is guilty as we treated before when we only thought it was fucking Trump, Bill Clinton and whoever else. But now that we know it's literally every wealthy prints, every world leader, every scientist, every intellectual, every guy that owns a football team, when we know it's all of these billionaires around the world regardless of country, right? When you start hearing things, they have the plausible deniability to go, well, if you don't believe it about that, why would you believe it about me? - Why didn't it, I think it's their goal. They're trying to create confusion. - Yeah, I don't think you're wrong. I just think that there is a difference, right? Because when you see something a crisis intake report, and then I got this down 'cause I wanna read it. Variety is the only person I saw do a actual-- - Forensic. - Like I break down to what the difference is between the F-steem files and these crisis intake reports. Crisis intake report, a public hotline submission. By the way, that shit is, I don't know why we don't realize how dangerous this shit is. I didn't like it when Tony Busby did it. I don't like it when even the FBI does it, right? But a public hotline submission. Anybody can call it right now and say anything. They're not backed by any court findings, not no indictments, no confirmed evidence within the actual F-steem case files. These people aren't listed in F-steem's verified records, travel laws or contact lists. It's just an unverified allegation that somebody left on an FBI hotline number. Like that shouldn't be, even if you're gonna make that a story, give the context. Is that applied to the people that you don't like to, don't like as well? - It's there is what I'm saying. - No, what I'm saying is people. - No, it applies if it applies is what I'm saying. - Sure, sure. What I'm saying is there are already people online taking things they're said in the F-steem, latest F-steem drop and posting them as if they are fact because they prior to this already didn't like those people and they're using it to vilify those people. And what I'm saying is we're gonna start picking their choosing, right? The thing that everybody's talking about is Mum Donnie's mom doing an after party at Gillane's house for her movie review, right? And it's just like, was that in the crisis? Was that a crisis intervention line? Oh, was that actually a while? - Does every of her scenes email, I think is. - That was in the files? - It was as part of his email. - She was just mentioned as one of the people at the after party, right? Yes, Chris. - Well, it's more like, all right, I'm not a fan of the Ivanka Trump, let's say. She's mentioned there. - Yeah. - I flushed that down the toilet. She's not in a room sacrificing babies anymore than any, I think. - I think my point that I'm trying to say is like, I think most of us look at that and then go, okay, his mom went to some rich benefactors dinner because-- - Which is what you have to do when you make movies. - Well, you don't have to do anything, but that's what people who do want to make movies do, et cetera. And she's rubbing shoulders or elbows or whatever it is with these elites. But I don't think we're looking at that and going. She's part of a child sacrificing ritual. - Depends what you want. - Sure. - If you don't like Mondani. - If you are a person that does like Mondani, immediately you're going, look, - His mom's an empty file. - She's part of the child's sacrifice. She does these things. And people are doing that. You saw people do that with J.Z. You're seeing people do that with Mondani. And basically what they're doing is using all these drops, right? - They're cherry picking what fits their narrative. - And I think that's what the powers that be want. - Oh, they want accusations. - For Trump. - They want accusations thrown everywhere. So none of the accusations have married. And now we're all fighting over shit and then they're going to go bomb around. - By the way. - Let's take a step back before we get to Iran. Friday, what happens on Friday? Don Lemon and other journalists in Minnesota get arrested. And Trump says, "Hey, I'm going to a Barack Obama "needs to get arrested." All of this noise early in the morning because what came out mid-afternoon, all the Epstein dumps, right? And then later on that night, it's the crisis intake stuff. Cause the crisis intake stuff got names that can make headlines. Jay-Z's, the push-a-teens, M&M's, Jamie Foxx, right? Like, Zoran Mondani's mind. All of this shit, all of a sudden comes out. All that just flush out the main story, which is some of the most powerful and elite people who actually run the world and who are in positions of power right now in the government are in that motherfucking file. - Oh, you're missing some more. - What's up? I mean, I thought Medi Hassan had a good post about. - What did Medi say? - He says, critical, I don't wanna read the whole thing, but basically he's saying, he's critical to Democrats for not being, you know, standing up enough. But in the past 48 hours we've seen, Trump and the Epstein files, all the crazy accusations, a massive corruption story involving Trump crypto and the Emirates. Trump's saying he'll use the government to pay himself a $10 million. - That was great. - $10 million, I don't know. I mean, that's in, no, he's going to, he's suing the IRS. - How do you make sense of all this stuff? How does any of this stuff stick? It's just kind of like-- - That's the goal. - Flood the zone. - They just wanna flood us. They just wanna flood us with so much information, so much misinformation. If you go on social media right now, no matter what the account is that you follow, they're posting about something. And clearly there's a person that they do not like that they're on the opposite side of the aisle from, that they are talking about being incriminated by this drop. And that's the goal. Just make it messy. Have us bickering. They continue to do whatever the fuck they wanna do, which is probably a worth a run. But if we, if we bomb around this week, then we know why we got the Epstein files this week. Right? It's almost, it's almost like what would that know? - Well, they just wanna create enough chaos and confusion amongst us, amongst us regular folk. They're just gonna bicker about this stuff nonstop so that they can go do their things without scrutiny or criticism. - Do you believe that you believe the blackmail allegations? 'Cause I thought about that too, right? - Oh, yeah. - These Epstein files wouldn't be coming out if they didn't want them out. - Well, it's clearly, no, they would because they passed a law, if I'm not mistaken. - Who gives a fuck about the law when you Trump? - Well, they were a month late, so they had to eventually drop them. - Who can't, thank you. - Does he, you just say you don't have to do nothing? - According to what happened. I think, what is the name of it? You can look at it. - I know what you're talking about. - Epstein transparency. - Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but I have a feeling. And I've been saying this for months, said in a large show of months ago, whenever those powers that be in the Republican Party are allies to the Trump administration, whenever they decide, you know what? You not moving the way we want you to move. You not doing what it is we want you to do. - Or dropping it. - They always got that Trump card, no pun intended in the back pocket. - But I don't understand it. I think this actually proves it. It's like, I think for years, or at least months, I think, well, no, you could also say years, we were like, okay, so like, the Biden DOJ had all these files, and like, we never got access to any of this stuff. And now that it comes out, you go, oh, I see why? Because it incriminates. - Everybody. - Everybody. - So just in the way that Trump and his cronies wanted to protect everybody, so did Biden and his cronies, because they're all each other's cronies. Like it or not, we're the only ones that bicker, like normal people, the only ones that bicker about Republican Democrat. All these fucking elites, they just pretend to be one of the other. They fund both sides, and they both make money on the top of it. - Yeah, they get together and fucking, they get together and treat fucking 13 year old girls, like a bushel of crabs, and they fucking break bread over these young girls. This is a reality in a situation. Do you see the video of fucking Epstein chasing the little girl around the room, and then it was another video on Prince Andrew, and they had like a girl laid out on the floor, and he was just like, looking over her. I'm like, yo, what the fuck, man? Hey, man. - And bro, think about all the people that knew that they had Carlos relationships with Epstein for years. - Yes, they're crazy. - Like the people that we all are aware of, they knew they were in this drop, they knew that they sent tons of emails, they knew that they have deep relations, they never said anything. They would go out on their podcast, they'd go out on their, whatever other things they're talking about promoting in the world, and they never mentioned a thing, 'cause they never thought it was gonna come out. They were so confident that it was gonna be kept under wraps by the powers that be. What the fuck do you think they're feeling right now? - Well, they used to be a thing called order, in global stability. Like, that shit is done now. But do you think that's good? Like, I don't think it's good that order protects people that are fraternizing with pepper. - No, no, no. You're asking why, you're asking why they were sending emails all willy-nilly and why they were cool with doing that. They never thought any of this stuff was gonna come out. - So it's good that it came out, right? - Absolutely. 100%, but once again, nothing is going to change except for in the minds of the people. I don't think there'll ever be any legal ramifications to anybody. - Yeah. - So in the minds of the people, all of this, this is just the old regime. The old regime of politicians is the old regime of people in power, all the elites, blow all that shit up and let's rebuild something new starting from now. (upbeat music) - There was a guy. There was a guy who, there's a radio guy, there's a podcast that he was saying that we just need to throw out the whole old guard. - Everybody. - And I remember him saying that before the Epstein files dropped, I remember saying that before, we just got all this information that originated all these people. It was something like, hey, we need to throw out the whole old guard. - Everything is starting to do. Listen, man. - It's starting to do. - You got to throw the babies out with the bath water. 'Cause all they're gonna do is put the babies on the pizza anyway. So get rid of it all. You're like throwing all the bath water, the baby, everybody has to fucking go. I know this sounds crazy right now, but you're gonna see it in the future and it's gonna make all the sense in the world. All of this is, all of this is a necessary evil that has to happen. 'Cause I truly believe in building and destroying, right? And to build, you have to destroy what existed. This shit don't work. And by the way, it was never sustainable. This type of evil is never sustainable. I don't care how long it lasts. I don't care how many people get rich off it. That shit does not matter. Eventually it all catches up to you. And that's what we're seeing right now. - So there is justice to it. - Yeah, we still are cherry picking, right? We still are choosing the people who's the allegations are unsubstantiated and the allegations probably mean something - It depends what type of person you are. And that's what I mean by that. I don't just look at things and say, oh shit, that person's guilty 'cause I want them to be guilty. I look at things and I go do a little bit of research. Like when that story came out and it was like Eminem's and Epstein files, Jay Z and Epstein files, push your teeth and Epstein files. Like I had to go see for myself. These are people that we grew up on. And I need to be like, what? I had to go actually look. And then when you look and realize, oh this is just a fucking public hotline number that anybody can call and leave any type of message. - But believe all women, Charlotte. - No, especially when it's a woman. Especially when it's a woman saying that they're 300, the woman literally said if you read the Eminem story. She goes, my tape should be easy to find. I don't even know what year she put this by the way. I didn't look at through a year was she put, my tape should be easy to find 'cause I'm 300 pounds. I slept with Eminem. They drug me and he had sex with me when I woke up, then he was recording. - That's a lot. - Come on, bro. - You know what I'm saying? You see the story about Jay Z. The woman is like it was Jay Z, Harvey Weinstein, Attorney General William Barr, and some CEO of some company in 1996. Reasonable doubt came out in 1990s. Like what are we doing? No disrespect to push it to you. You know I love push it to you. What the fuck would push it to be doing around Harvey Weinstein in 2007? Like what do we do? And $2,000? Why would Harvey Weinstein be around push it to you in 2007? And all they said was push it to you was a handler. As they said, he was a handler. What the fuck does that even mean? This shit was clear bullshit and you can see who pushes the narratives. Every Drake fan page ran with that. Oh, how convenient the weekend that push it to you know, is nominated for album of the year at the Grammys and the rap album of the year at the Grammys, right? Like, oh, how convenient all of a sudden. And by the way, I'm gonna say something. All of this shit is gonna come out. I ain't talking about F-D-5. I'm talking about low vibrational hip-hop shit right now. All of this shit is gonna come out and you're going to see who is behind so much of this stuff. - What does that mean? - You'll see. You'll see who's getting paid. You'll see who's paying them. You'll see all of this shit gonna come out soon that didn't later. - Okay. - You gotta give more to that. - No, I don't. - Yes you do. - I don't never gotta give more to that. I give more to that when more of that comes out to give. Okay, 'cause more than always comes out to get. (laughing) All I do is just give you the one is like boom watch and then everybody going to be sitting back like oh Shit all of this shit is really targeted all the time Are you saying that there might be a system that exists not only within hip hop But within all forms of media where certain accounts collaborate and target other people by the use of bots Yeah, and the crazy thing is it's not even I said hip hop But it's not even just about hip hop anymore because hip hop has so much influence a lot of it is Politically driven right a lot of it is who people think you know who it a lot of it is who people think is on what side Right and based on what side you're on you will get targeted by certain individuals to hurt your influence You'll see I said you'll see You'll see you'll see but but that's the that's the crazy thing about You know stories like this because everything isn't the same like the Epstein files are totally different than somebody calling a goddamn FBI hotline leaving a fucking anonymous tip and that's what I say those things are clearly distinctive if you choose To go mother fucking read past the headline on shade. Right. That's all I'm saying right like this It's clearly distinctive again. That's not what people do on you. No, you just run with it. No, and then It causes real damage for people. How the fuck did Vlad get an Epstein interview? No, he didn't he I think he posed Bannon's interview. I'd never seen it But I think that's available in the Epstein files if I'm not mistaken my bad Vlad if I'm wrong, but that's when you got it from I never seen it. I'm like what though if I'm not mistaken This is all allegedly, but I think Steve Bannon was hired by Epstein to do like a PR if I die. No, it was I think to do like a PR like we're gonna Reintroduce you as not a bad guy to the world if is that right Chris more like now They would probably alleged something else and he might go. No, I was actually exposing him or whatever But the feeling was as it was a okay We're gonna rehabilitate your image and I'm gonna help you through this. So he has these long interviews where I didn't see it That's I don't think it ever came out. No, no, I'm saying I saw it on Vlad and I am like I didn't see it on Vlad I saw it on the internet first and I'm like this got to be AI. There's no way black TV No, it's not bad. Yeah for you then an interview with him. Oh He got it set up like a black TV interview though He does you just see Epstein and no one else in the black background. I'm like You wouldn't want your face in that either, right? What the fuck is going on outside? Why is all that thumping in shit? That's upstairs. Yeah, they up there, man They here's down here. Yeah, shit. I don't know man all this shit is gonna be very very very interesting to watch Bro, I'll tell you that fucking much But the world as we know it has already changed. I just want you all to know that do you think so here's the thing Do you think that we look at the quote-unquote elite the billionaires? Do we look at them any differently? Do we what do you mean any different? You know, so I don't know how I looked at them before Right, I don't think I connected nefarious acts to this many of them or Connected the knowledge to Epstein like I guess the question I have is like how many of these people knew that he was convicted of what he was convicted of everybody So is that true or are people like do you believe the mum Donnie's mom knew that he was convicted? And then she still decided to have this party or he was convicted of this thing in Palm Springs And then she heard that there's this financier that was Connected to all these people in banking and global politics and Harvard and she was like, okay I'll do an after party as house. What do you think Chris? I don't I mean when when Epstein first got arrested back in the day And that's when you act that's the only time you got a charge actually, right? Well, you were that this is 2006 is it so I don't I mean was that a big story back then? I don't remember. I don't know. I never heard of Larry Epstein until a recent time I thought Larry Epstein and Jerry said doesky was the same person for a minute Larry Epstein. What's his name? Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, Jeffrey Epstein. So I guess what I'm trying to understand is is like is it possible since this since Epstein wasn't famous? That there were people who met him afterwards that were unaware of that prior conviction Like do whenever you meet a famous person, do you Google them and make sure that they didn't fuck kids? Well, again, I'm not trying to like I'm not trying to cop please. I'm not trying to cop please, but I would like to live in a world where like someone like Mum Donnie's mom didn't know that he was a convicted pedophile and still decide to do an after party like I think what made him Dangerous wasn't I mean, he was obviously, you know, the ultimate him in a lot of ways. Yeah, but there are a lot of pimps in the world. I think what made him You know, so widespread in that world is he had access to money, too. Yeah, and you know money is a temptation that most everybody in the world Pro people act so weird around money, you know what I mean? Like Charlemagne in my opinion is the greatest radio host of all time, right? He's a benevolent guy. He's All I had to prove that I, you know, I mean he's a fantastic human being. I'm not the best of all time, but I'm you know, you're the greatest of all time. No, I think you've ever done anything. Well, I think I'll get I'll get I'll get mentioned. I think you're the greatest you're the greatest of our generation. No, I'll get mentioned when they mentioned greats at some point. Hey, maybe you had a fucking real good train of thought. Well, I don't think I think the majority of people did not know about his earlier conviction. So I don't believe that. I think Andrew's right because People still worked with Woody Allen. So people still worked with our Kelly. Like they don't think so. So here's the interesting thing because I did think about this with Woody Allen, right? proximity to other people Makes you radioactive or not. So everybody's aware of Woody Allen and what he did, right? Nobody cut him off But and he's still doing movies with the super famous celebrity. Exactly. He's still doing movies with these super famous actors All the sudden that neutralizes his toxicity a little bit. Are you start believing like maybe he's not Maybe something's not maybe he didn't do what they accuse them of doing because why would all these people still be fucking within. Why would he still be in a position of power? Jeffrey Epstein gets convicted of some of some shit that people kind of like more or less here of and again I don't even know if he's famous enough for them to even Woody Allen is massively And people still look the other way. Here's this guy who's rich, but people don't really know him And they hear he had some weird shit happening in Florida, but he got an office in Harvard So it's like what can't be that crazy if he got an office in Harvard to this day. I think all of us are right And I think what happens is I think when people have a lot of money and you can have access to it You start convincing yourself That these people aren't as bad as they actually are Because you need that money like people are so fucking what I think all of us are right I think Alex is right a lot of people probably didn't know I think you're right that you know if you're still in a position of power People will still fuck with you and then I think there's some like and I think to what I'm saying When they know you're still in a position of power, they might know and be like Just keep this keep going. You like there's keep going. I can't imagine that people weren't aware of Harvey Weinstein's transgressions in Hollywood Like amongst Hollywood circles There must have been people that have like heard about it It's very rare especially in like such a small community like Hollywood that people don't know or like heard rumors of like Oh, he auditions girls in a hotel room Like people probably heard of these things, but He's getting movies that win Oscars. That's very successful all these actors getting these opportunities So an agent kind of looks the other way and people look the other way And that's the tricky thing when like you come down on a Harvey Weinstein because you obviously do come down on the person that does the thing It's horrible But there are a lot of other people that enabled that thing and look the other way that they're going off scot free There's a lot of agents that sent their fucking 18-year-old girl Clients through a hotel room with a guy they knew was a creep and nobody's talking about those people Those people are probably actively some of the biggest agents in the business right now and there's no scarlet letter on them There's no hey this person enabled this thing this horrible thing that this girl went through You know why that's a great point because like you know, I got a lot of homegirls who And I got to salute some of these executives. I'm not gonna say no name But I got a lot of homegirls who will tell you stories About certain executives telling you not to go fuck with that executive Like nah nah nah nah don't go over there. You know what I'm saying like nah nah nah nah nah nah nah I'm going to that party Like well, he invited you at nah nah nah don't go do that don't go do that and you'd be like why like just just just trust me You know what I'm saying like literally I've heard I can tell you numerous you know tales like that But they didn't say loud enough where TMZ talks about it because they're probably worried that it could negatively impact their career They're probably worried that they don't have enough evidence where it could can pick that person If the other girls aren't willing to come out now you're setting up a whole can of worms Kind of just kind of look the other way and Looking the other way weirdly enables it for longer. I also wonder too if um Because there's some people that had first hand knowledge of some of these shit right like let's like we just be clear But then there's some people who just heard things and that so so so if I so if somebody just if somebody just told me something And it's just like like I came up on the windy Williams the windy would tell me all types of shit about all types and then you're just like What do I believe exactly? But if you have seen drop but if somebody came to me and said hey I want to go to this party but in the back of my mind. I'm thinking about something that I may have heard not something I saw first and not something I just something I may have heard. I'm like Well, let me tell you what I heard and then you make your own decision You know what I mean? I remember we went to uh, I think that's the case for ditty Because I think a lot of people kind of heard things About ditty, but didn't really know what What's the reaction? You know what you want to know so crazy about ditty and I mean Alex isn't wrong But all of the stuff you heard about did he never had in at least for me never had anything to do with women It was like you got damn booty hole Yeah, it was always god you got damn ass old man, but then all the shit that came out in the trial wasn't gay shit really - No, that was a game. - Oh God. - Saving guys, hum, I think is qualifying some-- - But there was some chum in the wall. - It was nothing about him taking booty hoes. That's-- - What the fuck did you read? I must've got a different algorithm. - It was hit by the water in prostitutes so he can watch them save that. - No, there was some booty hoes being taken. I mean, you watch the documentary fucking little rocks and he woke up so hard. - No, I'm talking about the case, the actual trial. What do you go for? - Sure, sure, sure. I mean, not a lot of dudes are gonna go on trial and be like, "Yeah, you fuck me in the night." - You fuck me in the night. - You fuck me in the night. - Come on, on him. - Here's the example. - When you went out, you're supposed to go on trial. - Remember, we went-- - What a night. - Why'd you say that night? - Oh, a day. - Why are you-- - Day is day. - Day is my day. - Day is my day. - That's strange. - Day is my day. - Yo, getting fucked up, man. - Day is my day. - Day is my day. - That's diabolical. - Like just a commit to the lifestyle. - No, no, no, no, no. - You what? - I'm the letter. - Example, we went to Russia. You remember we went to Russia, okay. We went to Russia to go do shows, right? We went way back. And I remember they took us to some strip club, right? At the end of it, after, maybe it was after the show, right? And Alex wasn't with us, actually, it was a good man. But I remember, I told Mark, I told Mark. I said, "Mark." I said, "Mark, I would assume." - Christian Mark? - Christian Mark. I said, "Mark, I would assume everything that happens here is recorded." And everything that happens here is filed and videotaped and whatever. So just act accordingly. - Let's go. (laughing) - Mark hit the cross and said, "Let's go." - We are protected by blood. - Again, again, again, and again, maybe like who the fuck am I? I'm not important enough. But my point is going into these situations is like, there might be some way where they want to find a way to incriminate or they want to put some leverage on me and then could leverage somebody else. - What do you do with this? - I don't know, we put a vlog up from it. - Yeah, 2018? - Yeah. - 2018? - Oh yeah, that was recent. He was on the rise. Perfect time to get you. - Again, it might not even be me. It might be like, get me to get you. It might get me to-- - I wouldn't dare. It won't end up in the rush of my life. - No, but it doesn't. (laughing) - That's not how it works. You've set one person to get the next person. So it's get me to get Rogan, get me to get Charlotte, get me to get the bigger fish. So I'm like-- - I'm putting me in this. I don't know. I only rush in on those Ivan Drago. That's all I take, that's all I take. My point is, I'm going into that space operating like, yeah, this whole thing is probably a setup. - Smart. - And that's probably is how you should proceed in life. And it's crazy that all these billionaires didn't even think about that with Epstein. They're getting loose on email with him. Like, it's just insane. - Yeah. - This guy that they don't even, I imagine, really know. - What kind of email did they got though? I know this might be, that's probably a stupid question, that they use the same type of g-mails and all that. - Yeah, g-mails. - Yeah, it was too, really. - Email was like technology back in the day. Like, it was crazy, you could send emails. - That's wild. Like, it's wild, they didn't have something like signal before signal. Like, something that's actually, 'cause I don't know why y'all were getting on signal. First of all, the stupidest thing in the world is when people be like, there's a website that you can get on and send messages that nobody else can see. You really believe that month of the month. You really believe, like somebody, you don't even know who invented this shit. You know what I'm saying? That might be CIA created, FBI found it. We don't fucking know. - All it takes is you sending the message to someone else and then taking a picture of it. So there's no such thing as it's like encrypted. You can't copy it, man. - I move around this planet. Like, every single thing I'm saying, everything I'm saying, I'm doing, everything I'm texting is being documented. - It's being documented. - Yeah. - That's how I move. I don't ever think I'm saying anything, you know, in private. That's why I let everybody know retarded. (laughing) - I am. - That's good. - I was in who I took test when I was young. (laughing) I did. I failed to standardize test. They had me in the little trailers in the back. Okay. I am legally retarded. But what does that have to do with them compromising? Huh. Why, how can you compromise? You can't compromise a person who licks the elbow. - You've, you've, the fuck you mean me. - You're the first person to compromise. - But I'm retarded. So you're actually taking advantage of a person. - You think that they don't care about taking advantage of people? - Damn. - Damn. - Damn. - So you just been calling yourself retarded for no reason? - You think that that's your safety? You think every episode is going on, "Oh, we can't do that." He's retarded. (laughing) That's not what we like, that's the best. Think of the sounds he's going to make. - Don't you fucking do it, don't you do it? You wanted to so bad. - I'm not doing it. - Don't fucking do it. Hey you guys. (laughing) Hey you guys. ♪ In a butter man. ♪ ♪ In a butter man. ♪ - Don't forget the jelly time. Don't forget the jelly time. (laughing) Let's play some fucking bills. I got a beat. - Hey, do you got church announcements? - Church announcements. - No, actually not really. - I just want to tell y'all keep watching Breakfast Club on Netflix. - Yes. - All the full episodes, full interviews are up on Netflix right now. And also two chains, two chains book. The voice in your head is God. The voice in my head is God. We'll be out, man. In a few weeks, like 30 days. It'll be out like in March. - March. - I can't remember the exact date. But please put the book up right here if you can. Like whoever does the graphics, put the Fee, right? Does Fee do the graphics? - FF. - FF, put the book up please for me right here. And you'll go pre-ordered at wherever you buy books. Let's do some all means necessary, man. Luzia Wing, who's this big baby? Shout out big baby, man. - We have big baby on this morning, man. Big baby is an amazing, amazing personality. - He is, there he is, hilarious. - And he can flip this if he wants, because I think the best thing that's going to happen from this situation is that people are going to get to know big baby's personality. - Yeah. - But now he got to get those hands to match the personality. See, if you didn't see the fight this weekend, - He won though, didn't he? - He did win, but it was terrible. It was a terrible, terrible fight. Oh, it was just a sloppy, sloppy match. Big baby wasn't moving the way that he usually moves. When I saw him this morning, 'cause he came in the breakfast club with the day we're taping this, I saw him this morning. He looked much more in shape than he did in the ring on Saturday. He did, like, and they kept using terms, like, oh, this is such a sloppy fight. Oh, this fight is just big and sloppy. I'm like, yo, now, so stop being pussy and say what you want to say. - Which is? - It was a fat fight. Okay, that's all it is. - His name is Big Baby though. - What do you expect him to look like? - Yeah, but he said it's because of the way he wears his trunks and the way he wears his cup. So it takes all of this and makes it like, like, look a little bit more, I guess, I don't know, chunkier, but when the fight started, I'm in the group chat with some people and I text, I like, I said, big baby, about to get washed. And only reason I thought big baby was about to get washed, 'cause I haven't seen Big Baby disciplined in a long time. And so when he comes out, he's not fighting well. Like, I didn't think he would. And then this shit happens where I'm literally watching the fight, bro, I thought something was wrong with me. I'm like, yo, I just saw his hair move. 'Cause it didn't just flip up at first and just shifted a little. And I'm like, yo, his fucking hair just moved. I'm like, yo, then he hit him so fucking hard that his hair just moved. And then it took me about 30 seconds, 'cause he got pummeled a little bit. And then you start out, I'm like, this is about the fucking gun on a fucking unit, bro. You think it was strategy? No, he explained it. He said that he shampooed his hair last week, fucking around with some Dominicans or Puerto Ricans or something. And he started losing his hair immediately. So he went and got the unit put in. I always had hair. You know what I'm trying to say? It was breaking on Lugy's last like, and I'm losing on my mom too. I kind of felt bad about that. I say, you know what, I'm just gonna roll with it. So anyway, I always had hair. But, you know, I didn't put a hand, so there was all that stuff in there. I made it with the Spanish spot. He was a Miami match, shh, shh, shh. Left it in there and went to training. Watch my hair out, half my hair fell out. I'm just saying, he gets hit with a clean shot. Hair flies off. Ref immediately steps in and stops the fight so they could remove the hair or figure out what's going on. What a bell ring, too, though. Oh, that was the bell ring. Yeah, yeah, the bell ring, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. My bad, my bad, my bad. The bell ring, and that's why he went to the corner and just took it off, and then he turned up. 'Cause he was like, I can't lose this fucking fight. I can't lose this fight after my hair piece. I think he's lying. I think he's always had a peace in. 'Cause I'm looking at his younger pictures. Still looks like a peace in. You think he always had a peace? I'm gonna tell you something else that people don't know, man. Big baby missed out on his biggest payday ever. 'Cause he was supposed to fight Anthony Joshua. Yup. But he tested positive for drugs. He said it was dick pills. Performance enhanced. Yeah. He said it was dick pills, but he was supposed to get paid like eight plus million dollars for that first fight. 'Cause that was Anthony Joshua's first fight in America. Yeah. It was Anthony Joshua. He was still undefeated, and it was Anthony Garden. Huge. And he said, he said, the rematch clause was 17 million. Wow. Huge, huge. Have you talked to him about that? - Yeah, we're talking about it this morning. - And what do you say? Does he say how it affected his life? - Huge regret at first went into a very dark place after when he was like, yo, I can't. He was like, I couldn't dwell on that. I had to keep him moving. And he said, you know, that turned out to be Andy Ruiz's blessing. - Right. - You know? - That's a good way of looking at it. - Look, I ain't got no choice. Dude, it's hilarious though. - No, he's a character, man. - He would actually be like. Like, like a quintessential New York City boxer. - So the thing with big babies always been power. Like he, I think he used to be a kick boxer too. - Yeah, he kickboxing. - And they even a kickboxing. - He said he thought a kickboxing 'cause the titties. - 'Cause what? - Titties. - What? - Yeah, he said he was downstairs back in the day when he was younger and this woman came through the window and her titties was out. And the woman told him to come upstairs so he came upstairs. By the time she came upstairs, she had put a tank top on. And she introduced him to kickbox. - Oh, hilarious. - Yes. - Oh, hilarious. - Guys, he's got an amazing story, man. - No, he's a great character. I think, but the knock on him has always been like, he's a heavyweight, but he doesn't have that like heavyweight one-punch power. He has tons of skills and he moves. - He moves around. - He moves really well. He's like, incredibly athletic for his size. But that one-punch-concussive power that heavyweights have is you want that from the big boys. - I want to see him, I want to see him bounce back. - Let me tell you something, by the way. This was one of the best fight cards. Oh my God, this was called. - I missed the fight I saw the highlights. - Oh, well this was called, I mean, this fight sucked, the big baby King's lead fight. - I'll fight that guy. It wasn't King's that kind of movie fight. This fight, that fight sucked, but it was still entertaining because of what happened. - Of course. - But boy, the homie from Brownsville shoot, shoot. - Bruce Garrett. - Yeah, that knock out was unbelievable. - Oh yeah. - Oh, unbelievable. - Oh. - It's like a five-punch combination. - That shit like some shit from Mortal Kombat. - For real. - Like that shit was clean. I mean, five-punch combo, cleaned them up. Beautiful. Then he came to the ring with M.O.P. incredible. Keeshawn fucking Davis. That motherfucker is a killer. - Let me get some highlights, right? - Listen. - I was gonna call, when I was watching it, I was like, "Yo, Keeshawn Davis is like an evil, "Lakees stand filled." I had to think about it like, "Lakees be looking evil too." - And he got it. - He just started to roll, got it. - Look, Keeshawn got like a meanness, an evilness about him in the ring that just makes him very entertained in the wide. - Where's Keeshawn from? - I think Virginia. I think, thank you from Virginia. Yo, he stopped Jamein Ortiz in the 12th round. - Oh wow. - He dropped him with a body shot early and then dropped him again with a body shot in the 12th round. I think his last fight he dropped somebody with a body shot. Keeshawn Davis is a star. - What are you finishing within the 12th? - Body shot. - Body shot. Body shot. - Like, he fully recovered too from the body shot. - Like, he fully recovered. - Hit him with another one. - Hit him with another one, bro. Keeshawn is a beast, bro. Him and his core are real tight. - Two minutes later. - And he dropped. - I mean, having enough power in a 12th round to knock somebody out, - What? - Unbelievable. - That's a good, you got a little beard on him too. That was a nice little check hook. He got caught. - That's what I'm saying. Like, Keeshawn. - Ortiz started. - He's caught him. - Pretty sure. - Oh. - He started, but then. - Keeshawn was breaking. - Oh guys, this is high level boxing. - Yeah, what's it like? - He's broke. - I didn't watch it, man. Oh wow, Davis was winning the fight. - Yeah. - So Davis was ahead on the score cards. - On some people's score card. - But the official one that it just showed, - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Or unofficial one. - You could say 98, 92, he's fucking way hell, no. It was different fighting. I watched it. Keeshawn was cooking. Then watch him catch him again. No, no, no. - This is the 11 round. - Yeah, the next round. The next round, he won't catch him again. Yo, Keeshawn is a beat. - Yo. - I respect the guys that do the bodywork. - This is a 12 for round. 20 seconds left. Not hard, that is. 17 seconds left. - All right, so you heard him now. You heard him. - Yeah, you heard him. - You know how hard that is, yo? - Stopping the fight right there is weird. It was a weird stop, weird stop. - But he hit him with a right before kind of wobbled him? - Yeah, but he still fight it. - Yeah, that's a weird stop. - That was a very weird stop. - He wouldn't want it anyway. - Well, it looked like Ortiz was ahead on the cards. - No, after the knockdown, I think everything changed. I thought, I mean, I didn't even see it with 98, 92, that was egregious. Shout out to Keeshawn, David, he's a killer. And she calls Stevenson. What? - What? - That's right. Like. - Well, I do feel like she could drag it out. - Tell me, tell me, tell me. I missed it. - So the thing which, of course, superb fighter, but-- - Best defensive fight is his Mayweather. - That's the Mayweather situation, where it's like, all right, it's not that entertaining. And so then he doesn't have-- - What is the Mayweather thing? - It is by level elite boxer, but then he doesn't have the personality that Mayweather brings. So it's like-- - I think he's a cool guy. - It's like who you mean. - What was he cool? What is it? - T-O, T-O, T-O build this fight. - Yeah. - Sure. - Yeah, he had a good opening, I'm not gonna lie. - He made T-O look like a amateur. The gap between a fighter like T-O and T-O is so fucking wide. - You gotta watch, you gotta watch the course feet. It's actually a shame that the close up angle cuts off the feet. 'Cause if you watch him manage distance, he is a genius man. Look at him manage distance. He is always outside of T-O's, look at that! He's outside of T-O's range. He's never offbound. Look at that. - The course of beast, bro. - Yeah, it is. - Look at them, we're good though. - But here's the thing, so a guy like Shakur needs a guy like T-O to make the fight interesting, because if he fights other guys that are defensive, so far in his career, I don't know if he's shown enough aggression where he can keep a fight interesting. - Nah, he's not a powerful guy. - Not even power, aggressive. He needs a guy to walk into him where he can counter. - Well, he's fucked T-O up though. - Oh no, I know, but T-O is engaging him. T-O is stalking him. T-O is walking after him the whole fight. - No, I mean, no, you're not wrong. - Of course, Shakur was doing the same, but Shakur was on his front foot the whole time. Shakur never backed away from T-O. Shakur was front foot, front foot. This is the A-Fround where he took a break. This is the A-Fround. The whole fight, Shakur is coming forward. - Woo! - The whole fight, Shakur is coming forward. Whole fight, Shakur is coming forward. The A-Fround was the only round Shakur like, backed off a little bit to get a little breathed. That's actually the only round T-O fucking one. The whole time, Shakur is on his front foot. - I don't know. - From what I've watched, I've seen it. - The O is the aggressive, that's the thing. - But that is the worst game. - The first game. - Better boxer, so he counters it just about it. - Watch him manage distance. Wow, this kid is special. - Shakur is special, man. - Look at that. - I mean, wow. - I've been trying to tell people, "I thought T-O, T-O was like, I'm a prove, "that Shakur's defense isn't a deleted thing." I'm like, no, no. - What do you plan to exploit about Shakur in a ring? - That is defense is not as impeccable as people mentioned. - Not as impeccable. - This is pretty elite. Come on, T-O, it's pretty elite. - No. - What is his weakness though, if there's one? - It's mine. - You know what you gotta do against Shakur? You gotta make things ugly. You're not gonna outbox them. Wow, you gotta get them up on the ropes and you have to make it ugly. And he's not gonna let you make it ugly. He's gonna hit you on the way in every single time and you gotta not swing at his head because you're not gonna catch him. You just gotta swing at the body, chop away at the body and make it incredibly ugly. And he's special, man. - He's special. - He's the top three pound for pound fighting in the world right now. I don't think there's anybody who can beat him at 140. - I don't think so either. - You know who's the personally. - He knows the Mayweather. He needs money, Mayweather. - Why are you saying he don't have any-- - You know, I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you what your core does have that makes him special. He has the respect of all the legends. So it makes you want, like when you see Terrence Crawford in his corner, when you see Andre Ward in his corner, when you see people like, you know, Clarissa Shields who's also special herself, when you see all of these people rallying around this kid so much, it makes you wonder, what's up with him? And this right here, the biggest fight of his career thus far on a stage like this for him to have this kind of performance. - He's wanted him guys, man. - So here's the question. Who would take a fight against him next? If he doesn't bring in money, he doesn't bring in fans, but he is the toughest guy to beat. - I know who need it. - Tank. - Jermonte Davis-Katin, Jermonte can't come out and just fight anybody. - He can fight Bums and people gonna watch. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Tank and fight Bums and people gonna watch. - Yeah. - I don't wanna call everybody's fought a bum because that's not fair. He's fought qualified fighters and he's very good. Tank is very good. - But, - Tank gotta go mix it up with some of them guys. You gotta go mix it up with your female. You gotta go mix it up. - When does he have two? - When. - He doesn't have to. He's proven that no matter who he fights, people are gonna show up and watch. - I don't know that to be true. His biggest pay-per-view ever is what Ryan Garcia is. Like show me when Tank has broken over a million fighters when he's the A guy, period. - Let's look at his past fights and just see the money that he gets paid guaranteed. - I think, yeah, he makes some bank. I just, I don't know man. I mean, I just, I don't know. I think that there's a lot of, he gotta mix it up. I'd like to see Shakur and, I mean, taking it with Shakur. Keishan, Davis, Teofimo Lopez. I wanna see Devin Haney and Keishan go at it. That would be an amazing fight. - Why not, why not Haney and Shakur? - I would like to see. - Ooh. - That's just interesting. - Yeah, they were. Oh, yes, you're cool called him up because Connor Ben just went up and wait and he fought This man I'm messing up. There's a big British boxing fight. So both of their fathers fought back in the day Mm-hmm. So then both of them fought Connor fought God What the fuck was he oh His anyway, he lost the first time they fought and the second time they fought he won was huge British boxing doc and He came up and wait to fight I think he came up to like one sixty or maybe even one sixty eight to fight like something insane But I think Connor fights at one forty seven. I don't know if he can get down to one forty I also love the relationship between Terrence Crawford and she caused demons in man. Yeah, it's just dope to see like a OG Put his arm around a young guy in that way and the mutual respect that they have it from for each other and just how you can tell Shakor is a sponge soaking up all it is greatness from those from no Shakor got a lot of respect for bud man and it don't see it don't seem like Transactional not like like but is in the corner because you get in the check or something like it's a real Relationship he was but he was there before like you saw Shakor at Bud's fight Yeah, I think he looks up to him as an OG and he's he recognizes buds greatness also buds another south ball That's incredibly crafty amazingly defensive and like I'm sure he looks at him and he goes oh my god I want to be a fighter like that. Yo Shakor beat T.O. So bad that T.O. got up there and apologize for slavery, right? That was wild. Yeah, like what that I was watching as she like what the fuck the slavery got to do it and like that was wild Like all the things that he could have why did why did T.O. Apologize for that because I mean T.O. has a history of making a lot of no racist remarks You know what I mean? I mean selling a fight. Boxing is like one of the few places where you can be racist and homophobic Can we just let them be racist and homophobic for eight weeks before the fight? Can we just do like a window where you could say whatever you want and then we know it's part of the marketing is It is very hard like three day. We only got a day now. No, I'm saying wasn't that like no January 31st was it like this three months? I can't be a hypocrite. I was born in 1970. I grew up on Mike Tyson. Yeah, exactly. You know each of kids, bro Mike Tyson was homophobic and he was everything and it was great. I'm a fuck great. So you like it? I'm scared of the real man. I'll fuck you to you love me. It was great. Now I think God Mike wasn't in the Epstein because the first thing they would do was go back to that video He was like, I eat your kids because you do after they say they say they'll eat me eating fuck in me We wouldn't be surprised. You didn't know that we wouldn't be surprised about us. I keep talking about the babies on the pizza Taylor Yeah, yeah, I've had a six-month-old with cheese Absolutely That shit is crazy. What else we got Taylor gang? What else we got? What does that say? Cam needs to grow up. Yeah, oh click on that. I Saw that earlier. What is this? Let's hear this one. We got to insert all of these clips through the way Cam Newton says men and women can't be just friends and Mitchy only keeps women around if they're sexual intent I'm not about to be around no women play tonically. Let's hear that any platonic relationships in your life right now with the woman Yeah, no, is that is that about choice? He's so annoying I'm not about to be around no women play tonically Let's see how to impact this can't why because I'm not about to play them type of game. Is it is it self-control? Call it what you want. I'm asking call it. It may be self-control. I'm asking if she fine I'm not about to have her around playing like I don't think that she's attractive Is it but is it possible to think someone's attractive and still behave yourself? Yes, do you have control of them thoughts? But I'm not about to play them games the game isn't the game was saying hey, we're not about to be friends I don't have good-looking women that's friends around me. So no, just all look. Okay. Okay. Okay, boss I love can't but that's some of the dumbest shit I can I can I just can we just make an Argument for him talk to me careful. This is a guy who has been since he's probably 19 years old celebrity Famous He then goes into the league. He makes sense of millions of dollars Everybody in his life not just women men also are probably trying to like curry favor and extract resources from him in some way shape or form Hey, let's be friends. Oh, I got this business idea. Hey, let's be friends over this Every girl he hooks up with. Oh, you don't need to use a condom like at a certain point of time I imagine guys in his shoes Start developing a very defensive nature because they're like people are out to get me and take advantage of me So I wonder if he's like okay I have these beautiful women that are in my life and then we're just kind of friends and then all of a sudden They say that I was being inappropriate with them in an interview or whatever I wonder if he is so shell shock from hearing stories of his friends hearing stories of other famous people other athletes They can take an advantage of that he's like I'm not even playing those games Andrew He's in a relationship. Yeah, I'll take him. He's in a relationship right now. Oh, he's full of shit No, what he what he's I mean what he's saying right now So but do you get what I'm saying like these people like people in his position. They are victims - but no he's speaking from a Personal perspective. He said I can't be around no fine women without being sexually attracted to them. Is that what he's really saying? Yeah, go back and listen to it. I don't think so. I mean y'all you tell a play that again Yeah, nothing he said just doesn't want to be around women who are attractive and then he has to play the game Like I have to pretend like you're not attractive. Listen again. Yeah, you know you then you listen to hold it. Listen Co-star from beginning because that's an important question that guy asked that's what started the conversation He makes sure I'm hearing this right y'all y'all Epstein and me right now I don't think I can get because I can't have any platonic relationships in your life with the woman. Yeah, no, I pause right there Then we start again. He said you don't have any platonic relationships in your life right now and cam said with a woman Which is why I was like Why do you have to say with a woman press play? Is that is that my choice? I'm not about to be around no woman play tonically Let's see how to unpack this can why because I'm not about to play them type of games. I'm asking call it. I'm asking if she find I'm not about to have her around playing like I don't think that she's attractive You listen is it but is it possible to think someone's attractive and still behave yourself? Yes, but I'm not about to play them games the game isn't the game of saying hey We're not about to be friends. I don't have good-looking woman. That's friends around me. So no, just all of all of you have any ugly ones? I gotta ask I don't even have women friends, bro respectfully. Why I don't I understand you say you're not gonna play this game But came to a smart man. I'm gonna need you to go deeper than that. Yeah, we're gonna. It's a it's a I know me there's you know you Okay, I know me and what that means that means if I'm around a woman long enough I'm going to find something good in her that attracts me. Okay, and when you're attractive, what didn't happens when you're attractive? What didn't happen sex? Oh God damn kill Cam is the big issue that I thought we had so understanding that that I know what's to come from a play tonic situation. I don't even play No, I don't I don't do that. Maybe you two fine for me We're not we're not doing that. Interesting. No, so okay. Okay. If I take the word friendship off of the table Do you have platonic relationships in your life that involve women? I just told you I don't have no attractive woman that I'm cool with that. I do not have plans on stabbing You want you want to retract with the fuck you said we didn't hear all this part first. I don't I heard first Find me Find me a wife or girlfriend on the planet That wouldn't be over the moon that her man felt that way Found me a wife or girlfriend What are you talking about it? There wouldn't be over the moon that their man was like I don't want to have any hot girls in my life Yeah, I don't want to have any girlfriend because I don't have no self control Because I can't help myself and I'm gonna try to highlight every fine girl in the world That's ridiculous. It is what it is. No, that sounds crazy. You don't think you don't think my wife My wife would probably not be happy that I'm like babe. I can't control myself But there'd be a part of her that was like well at least he knows he can't control himself He doesn't put himself in no way. No, don't do that. He's not Also, he's not like a he's a six six fucking pure testosterone Alpha, yeah, but he's missing but he's talking about how he can't control himself It's not like he said the pussy is being thrown at me everywhere I don't it be different. It's like man, baby. I go. It's just pussy pussy. It's just open everywhere I go. He like fuck me can fuck me fuck me. That's not what he's saying. He's saying everywhere. I go I see a fine girl I'm like you don't know what it's like to be top of the food chain. Yeah, shut up. You don't know it's like to be top of the food. He's top of the food chain. She said, double wear me just didn't have a happy time. I would have talking to you. No, you was. I was telling Andrew to shout out. I felt like I got jumped just. You did get jumped. Okay. Nobody worried about you getting pussy, man. People will be worried about him. How much he's saying? How much you find him attractive. That's what you said. You're going to see him had to say, and women, he had because his guy's like you. Okay. I can live in pretend world. Every girlfriend or wife with love. If they're husband, you want your husband to have lots of girlfriends of the hot. No, my friend's circle is girls. You just became fat. I don't know that. I don't know about your life. My point is if I'm asking him, why don't you not have any girlfriends? And he's saying, because I can't control myself. That's a problem. Yeah. I know he's. He's being honest. He's being honest. He's a problem honest. Can I say, you want your man to lie to you? You want your man to be like, oh, yeah. Listen, if a hot girl's around me, I can be best friends with him. I don't even notice that. Yes, you can. Can I say something? I want to say something that is very important for me to say right now. Man, it's honest. I want to say very important for me to say, I've been completely faithful for nine years. No, I just want to throw that out there. I've been completely faithful for nine. Well, the fuck, October 2016, trust me. And he's counting the day. I think about that shit. Think about that shit. That shit is how hard it is. He's only been nine days. What do you mean only? You would never say that. You're still in a, you're still in a. You would never say that to somebody rehabbing from crack cocaine. That is so disrespectful. So you're saying cheating is like crack cocaine. Yeah. He's addicted to the genres. That man sounds like Alex. First of all, I don't even want to disrespect the genre like that. I'm praying at the crack. Cracking. I know. You're not there. Exactly. So I could possibly think of. Yeah. Okay. I'm trying to tell you don't downplay. You would never get only nine years. Yeah. Can you still in the single digit? I thought you were leasing the double. Nine is crazy. Oh, and then what's your, what's your god bless me at the nine years? Everything else. He said nine is crazy. How is he not the same as him? How are they not the same? You said being faithful for nine years is crazy. Oh, he said is I got to stay away from these. I'm a job. That's what I would say to him. This a man that knows his limitations. Can we respect a man that knows his limitations? Yeah, but this is why I want to tell camp because camp is. You want him to be media trained. No, no, you know, not media. Can't just be media trained. It's a phenomenal media personality, phenomenal. Like, I don't think camp gets enough credit for how good he is as a media personality because not only can he go do this show, he goes and does the fourth in one joint where he just keeps it all about sports. What I respect about camp is camp can do sports. He got one show just for sports and then he got his, this show for culture. What I would say to camp is camp, you're also in the business world now. Right. So now when you're around beautiful women who are in these positions of power and then mine, they're going to be like, well, I don't want to be around him because all he's thinking about is fucking me. Yeah. And he's okay with that. He knows his limitations and I will say this is an addict. It doesn't go to the bar. Some of my greatest relationships in life, I truly sincerely mean this. Some of my greatest relationships in life from a business perspective, professional perspective, personal perspective, spiritual perspective, the women that have made me better people are the women that you just cool, but you become great friends with forgetting a very important variable. Those incredibly successful, beautiful women aren't fucking you, but they don't have sex. How does camp know they want to fuck him? Just because you would pop your little bussy fun. You don't make it seem like every woman would just want to give it up to camp because the conversation would be different. Can't be like y'all, all of these women are always kind of. By the way, that would change the context of the conversation. That's what he said. No, he didn't. He said it. He lifted it through your ears. He wants to be around every woman. Listen, it wants to fuck everyone. It's different for us. Dude's over six feet now. I'm telling you the world is just different for us. The way that women treat us, what they want from us. The best relationships will come from platonic relationships with women. Facts. I'm telling you, platonic relationships with women bear the best fruit. Excellently. You know, you have sex with the woman. Now, it complicates things and messes things up. You might be missing out on great business opportunities. You're the way your feet are swinging off that chest crazy. Shut up. That is wild. That is crazy. Like that is crazy. And also, you want, I'm not going to say that you can't feel safe around a man like that because to your point, it is good for a man. That's what he feels. You recognize the limitations. But, Taylor, would you, if you heard this, would you feel safe around a guy like that? Not saying he would ever call any harm to someone. Well, if he can't be friends with me, no. Yeah. If he said I got you to find, you know, damn, that would be great. That's the other part of it. You know what, Taylor? You cool. I want you around all the time. Right? Yeah. You cool. You know, homies. Now, you're feeling salty. Like, what's up, buddy? Try not to cam no great discussion. That's one thing can do. Cam is keeping the computer's mutant boy. Live your truth, Cam. Live your truth. If you know that you can't handle yourself around fine women, that's okay. I do think guys, or now I don't think guys, there's people in general, there's tests to see if there's an attraction. And then it doesn't do women lead it anyway. What? The women should lead it. Yeah. Like, when it comes to, if it's going to be a friendship or y'all going to, always up to you, we can't do anything with that. But I never, I'd never, I'd never been. I always miss cues. Always my whole life. I've always missed cues. Like I always end up getting hit on. If you turn your wrist one more time like that, I'm just like, you know, we don't want you to get hit on. We don't want you to get hit on. Since I was eight, says I was, he's cues. Always like women, women got to just like throw it on me for me to be like, oh, shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? You was a fucking liar. See him, baby. I love this. I love this. I love him. I love him. I love him. I don't even know when girls want to get hit on. I don't want no, babe. Say hello to me. No, you girls. I'm telling you, no, you're giving me. That's right. Oh, you're giving me. I promise you. I promise you if you try to highlight me, I'm calling my wife on the spot. I'm like, man, I'm like, hey, baby, this is a girl here right now who trying to give me some pussy. But you would miss the cue. You wouldn't even know. Exactly. But they would throw it on me. I'm telling you, she'd been like, this my whole life, y'all. Really? I'm telling you, y'all. What would they do? What would they do? They fucking, like, yo, basically have to tell me. I want to give you something. No way. You're at the favorite union. He's spelled that Jerry girl. Probably my cuz. What else we got to tell again? Shout out to Cam no, man. Cam, you don't know what a job is. Nobody tell you. Cam would be great for a player. You hate my ass. Yeah. You eat my ass. And no, Lee Choppel. Oh no. It's not like one of my old lies. You know, Lee Choppel wants his baby mama to stop calling him gay because she decided to eat his groceries. Let's hear it. Don't try to call me because you ate my ass. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kick it off brother. Stay brave, sister. Walk that life. We'll stop putting that shit on me, man, cuz y'all know I don't play like this. Legend. I ain't never been pegged. I ain't never been intert. None of it. My, my whole want to put that, put them up. Fucking tongue on the Gucci that I have. My name ain't gonna stop me. That's fine. Legend. Now for any of y'all old brilliant, idiots. Listen to this man. I'm sure y'all can find that in the archive. I've been told y'all that you always got to let a girl eat your groceries at least once, because when she talked that shit later in life about how you ain't shit, you can just always say, yeah, but you ate my ass. So now we live in a new generation where girls lack self-awareness. So she trying to tell NLE Choppel, you gay, cuz you let me eat your ass. First of all, you're a woman. That's number one. Number two, you ate my ass. Who am I to stop you? Right Alex? Yes. No saying. Wait, wait, wait. Tell me. I'm a guy with a nail polish on it. I didn't, I didn't know. Little minus stop you, so you never stop. Is it you're getting your ass in gay? No, but if you're not getting eaten by a woman, if it's fucking Pac-Man, yeah. Love the girl likes to pay you too. Well, that's a different thing. That's like saying is getting your ass in gay if a guy also fucks it. Like that, the guy fucking is gay. The getting your ass in I think can only be gay if she doesn't also give you head. If you're just getting your ass in as a singular ass. Oh boy. That's, that's, wow, that's so, wow. Wow. That changes the conversation. Girl, be like, I eat his ass. I'll be like, so he ain't even want to, hey, he just want to be eaten. - 'Cause that's like, whoa, let's call the fuck and be here in your home alone. Like no, we gotta have a meeting about this. - This is his guy's rewriting the rules. This is like the new fucking version of the Bible almost. - But you're the only guy I know that wax is. That means a lot of guys, ugh. - No, it smells down there. Dude, I took a shower. I took a shower the other day. I cleaned my whole body. I took a shower, I got out the shower. I wiped my ass with a towel, shit all over the towel. I was like, how the hell did I not clean the shit out my ass if I just cleaned myself in the shower? - Andrew. - I know. - Does he have do wipes? - Say again? - Does he have like, dude wipes or what? - I don't like doing that. - You don't have a rag for that. - I don't do it. We don't do it in our culture, it's not a thing. - I got three rags. I got a rag for my body. A white rag that I'd change every day for my face. And then I got a rag just for my private air. - That's a little much. - Well, that's what you think. - No, I just got a fucking walking around with your nails painted. - I do. - Don't fucking make up with the fact that I was trying to open to what's the word I'm looking for. Overcompensate for the fact that you got to stink ass. - I don't know. (laughing) - You do have a snake head. - You don't have a snake head. - You got a nice little nail. - You got a snake head. - You got a little fucking rosé glasses in your dread with your ass. - Your ass stinks, yeah. - Okay. - I have a bidet and I also wax. So I'm good at it. - But the shower floor. - What are you waxing now? - Yeah, I went twice. That shit is painful as fuck. - I was there last week. You hear me? - You hear me? - I don't wax it all. - I was there for you guys, but it's like. - It's so smooth. Once you, it just changes the game. - Everything, man. - So you can get ass eight, too. - All right, you know? - You need to stop judging people. - Yup. - Okay, you need to stop. You need to stop judging people. - You need to stop. Those days are done for you and your mother. You're not even asking on one of those days. - I never ate ass in my life, you're everywhere. - I'm just saying, those days are done for you as a mom. - You fill in any number eight ass. - What the hell? That's what it's for me. - I would have said that if any city hadn't been there. - I mean, are you from Detroit? - Yeah. - Never ate that. You from fucking Columbia, so I can lie down and never ate that. - You're from fucking Vermont, and never ate that. (laughing) - You're assing Vermont. - It's cold enough. I feel like I can pull to the climate, the clean of the ass. I'm not eating, I'm not eating ass south of the Mason Dixon. - Like, it's just too hot. - I'm tripping on the fact that you fucking came out of the shower, bro. - And now look like, what? - That is crazy. - Are you for real? - My wife came up and she goes, "Why are you getting back in the shower?" And I was like, I don't even know if I could share this information with you. And then she was like, what? And I was like, look at the towel. And she saw a shit streak on the floor. - Doesn't your ass be itching if you have like-- - No, dude, I got a lot of hair in my ass. When I wipe, it's like I'm like wiping toilet paper onto it. - It's time, it's greater time. It's time, bro. Go get the wax, bro. - It's just not a thing to do with it too easy. It's another thing. If they could come to the studio, I'll do it. - I love it. - No, no, no, no, no, you don't want to do that. First of all, with the way your ass is set up, you need to go from shower straight to the waxer. And you got to make sure you clean back there 'cause that would be very embarrassing for her to get back there and put that wax on you and fucking it's doing it the way. - I got toilet paper balled up back there. - I know party on her, anyone. - Crazy, I need to grow up. - I got toilet paper balled up. - Do let's have toilet paper balled up. - That's just no hair. - Fuck the ball. - Man. - If you don't grow, when I wipe, it literally shreds. (laughs) It's the toilet paper just hairs as if I have some sort of like rocks or something in my bowl. It's so weird. But does that stop? - Are you shaving before? - No, you know what I started man-scaping? Guy cold. Remember we did that episode about fucking using the clips? That's the first time I even ever thought about it. That's when I first started man-scaping with that. And then you know, I stepped it up open. - I do that shit when I'm depressed. - So I could just control something in my life. - Nah, I get the wax bro. - I feel a little sad. Now just turn my pews down and be like, man, I feel a little better. - Get the wax bro, my shit looks like an elephant. Get the wax bro, I'm telling you, yo, my shit looks like a fucking elephant. I'm telling you. - It is weird looking with no hair on it. - It's amazing. - It's smooth. - I'm like, yo, why did I ever have it? - Yeah. - I would do the laser, but I don't want to do the laser 'cause I don't know what's going to happen in the future. - And you want to be able to be trans? - Yes, man, I think about shit like that. I think about shit like that with the laser. I think about shit like that with the veneers, circumcision, if God comes down and say, why did you take the sun from sun? - Yes, I am. - Yeah, but I'm like, what, maybe I need that for the future. What if there's a war in the future? - I need that. - And the only way for us to even identify ourselves is through forcekin. And now we trying to explain the people that we once had it, but we don't have it anymore. - It's a good point. - I think it's a rational point, yeah. - What'd you say? - But Jews, Chris. - The Jews and the Muslims, they don't have it, man. - Oh, yeah. - It could be forcekin versus non-forcekin. - So the Jews and the Muslims will be - God's chosen people. - Have you noticed when you get wax? - Yeah. - You make less noise when you fart. - What? - Like, my father doesn't like the wax. - Don't blame that on the wax. - No. - Get his nails painted. - Yeah. - No, it's like silent. - That hole is like this. And that motherfucker farted and didn't even know sound. I mean, this nigga's hole is this fucking big. - No, have you heard him fart? - Have you heard him fart? - That's cool. - Why are you blowing into it? - I was farting. - Why are you blowing into my ass? - It's not that. It sounds like a burp. - It's like an AC coming up. - That's what his fart sound like. - Yeah. - That's how open his ass hole is. - Back ass. - Yo, yo, your butt hole is that big that you don't fart when you make a sound. - And then he said like, "Why'd they agree with you?" - Yeah, yo, yeah. - I'm gonna hold you. - That shit don't got nothing. - It only started when I started wax. - I'm telling. - Nah, bro. Nah, bro. - What is this clip you're about to say? - I just don't like Peggy Bungie. Oh. - Ain't no way. - Ain't no way. - What the fuck is that? - Ain't no way. - You wanna get me out of that? - Yeah. - Yeah, I wanna win that, bro. - See, this is when the audio is getting fucking cheesy. - Ain't no way. - Yo, why the rep came in and fucking sexually assaulted him too. - No, he-- - Watch this, yo. The rep is gonna come in at the end and sexually assault him. Yo, watch this. Watch this. - It was trained. - Watch this, yo. Watch this. - Mmm, mmm. - Nah. - Let me guess up in that. - Nice. - He came in with the two tap. That was like the fucking intern. That fucking, uh, fucking finger criss after he got a-- - The intern. - Oh, you don't remember that? - Oh. - Internist. - Internist. - No, he got criss, remember. Remember with Chris got his prostate checked and adopted him with the finger and the intern came right behind him and hit him with the double wham wham. (laughs) That's why he really hates coolness. That was the intern's nickname. Listen. It's crazy. This is disgusting. - Nah, they got it. They got it. - The way they double teamed him, you got a studio established. - You got it. Yeah, they got a team. - They double teamed, bro. - What? Is this-- - He came out. - This is a foul, right? - No. - This is like, they're wrestling no more. (laughs) - Yeah, let's see this video. Let's play some bills, man. And come back and do some asking idiot's mind. (upbeat music) Yo, shout out to the Grammys. Uh, I didn't watch it. - I didn't watch either. - I watched the beginning, 'cause I wanted to see who was gonna win the rap album of the year. I wanted the clips to win for the plot. Couldn't really, you can't be mad at Kendrick Lamar. It's not like GnX wasn't a phenomenal album. That was actually a really good category to share. It was Kendrick Lamar's GnX. Pushed the clips. Let God sort them out. Gorilla, glorious. Gid. God don't like ugly and entirely the creators album that I can't pronounce. It was really a good category. Um, but Kendrick one, I wanted to see the clips win just because, you know, the clips have been in the game for such a long time. Plus, I thought, let God sort of out. We're such an amazing album. Plus, you know, Drake fan pages are kind of numb to Kendrick winning. Like, clips winning would have sent them into a frenzy. - Ooh. Like, oh, I would have sent them into a frenzy, man. - That is interesting. - It was good. Donald Trump is pissed off at Trevor Noah. Donald Trump says that-- - What was the joke? What was the joke? - What was the joke? - I got it. - Yeah, what was the Trevor Noah? Yeah, let's hear it. - It's different ones. I have one on you. - Now. - Let the joke play. - Chris. - Chris, right here. (laughs) - Song of the Year. Congratulations, Billy Eilish. Wow. That is a Grammy that every artist wants. Almost as much as Trump wants Greenland. Which makes sense. I mean, because Epstein's Island is gone. He needs a new one to hang out with Bill Clinton. Oh. Oh, I told you it's my last year. What are you going to do about it? (audience laughs) - What did Trump say? - By partisan joke? - Yeah. - When that both sides? - Yeah. - What did Trump say? Trump said-- Let's read it. Uh, the Grammy-- Jesus. - I didn't do it. - Oh, there you go. The Grammy Awards are the worst, virtually unwatchable. CBS is lucky not to have this garbage lit at their airwaves any longer. The host Trevor Noah, whoever he may be, is almost as bad as Jimmy Kimmel. At the low ratings, Academy Awards. Noah said incorrectly about me and Donald Trump and Bill Clinton spent time on Epstein Island wrong. I can't speak for Bill, but I've never been to Epstein Island nor anywhere close. And until tonight's false and the defamatory statement, I have never been accused of being there, not even by the fake news media. Noah, a total loser, better get his facts straight, and get them straight fast. It looks like I'll be sending my lawyers to suit his purpose. That is timeless, dope of an MC, and showing him for plenty of money. As little George, Slappardopoulos, and others how that all worked out. Also as CBS, get ready. No, I'm going to have some fun with you. President D.J.T. This guy, I'm telling you, Trump has his own personal going for me going. And he's got a number. He's got a number. What do you mean? He's got a number. He's got a number. He's got a goal he's trying to reach. And once he reaches it, he's like, I'm good. Listen. Yes. That's what I feel. Okay. And you know what I would do if I was the powers that be? Yeah. I would just go make a deal. I would sit down with him and say, what's the number that we can pay? you to have you just step aside. We won't pursue any legal charges. We won't pursue your family. Since when? We won't do any of that. But since we just want to make a deal and just have you go away and let's get back to some stability on this plan. But since when do jokes have to be factual? The great thing about jokes is they're not factual. Well, when you have somebody who don't respect freedom of speech. Yes, of course. But you also have somebody who makes a lot of jokes. Like Trump makes a lot of jokes about people. He says a lot of things about people. He says inflammatory mean things about people. And some of these things can come across as jokes. And some of these things can come across as this is exactly how he feels about them. But I don't understand this idea that like when a comedian is making a joke on TV that it has to be factual or you can sue somebody for it. There has to be some sort of protection where like this is art. So you can say that it is called the First Amendment. Well, you can't lie about people under the First Amendment. Well, that's not defamation. It's through satire. Yes, satire protects it. Yeah, yeah. So he's protected by this. Donald Trump can like get in some lawsuit if he wants, but it's just fucking ridiculous. Oh, no, he'll win. First of all, he's already shaking. I don't think you can win a lawsuit based on this. If he if he's saying, Hey, I am being satirical. I am joking around. And I am having fun. And the goal of this is to joke around and having fun. Yes. But the difference between you think that my name is Donald Trump. Yeah. The head of the FCC is my guy. Yeah. You do it the fuck I tell you to do a license will be pulled. It's like it's not like he haven't threatened that already before. Do it. It's that's all it is. So he's basically trying to scare people into not making jokes about. Bro, he's suing the IRS. The IRS that he virtually controls. Like, what the fuck? Like in CBS. I'm like, I said, I'm like, how much more can you squeeze out of CBS? You're already fucking you've you've changed CBS for ever. CBS is like your Fox News now. When it see CBS is lucky to not have this garbage. So is it was it not on CBS? It was on CBS. Not so. Virtually unwatchable CBS is lucky. Oh, I don't see this litter their airwaves any longer. Maybe this was the last year. Ah, so this is the last time they're going to do on CBS. Maybe CBS is in his pocket, right? Like, yes. So he's so soon CBS. He will. Trust me to keep him happy. See here the thing about guys like that once you give him a tribute, they never they never stop. It's like the boy's like when you give the bully a fucking lunch money. I want that lunch money every day. He's gonna give it to me on Monday and arrested a week. I'm good, but they gave him everything he wanted. No, no, there's always more shouts. That's it. I'd be I'd be really curious to see if he sues CBS now that it's owned by LSN and now that they put Barry in a CBS news and like it looks like the system that they have here is going to be bare minimum. You could argue favorable towards him. I'd be shocked if he's like, I'm still going to sue you guys and you have to pay me out. Yeah, it's the most pussy shit ever. I hated it with Kimmel and I hate this. This is how you lose the first amendment. That's what it's after. Talking on the microphone right there. That's light joke right there. That's not light. That's like nothing. Well, I was it, but there's a lot of people that were bringing that alarm already though. A lot of people felt like he was threatening free speech. I mean, it wasn't this was people on the right that was doing this. The Candid's owns and all of them in the world. This was their first one. Their first like big pivots away from him. Like, yo, he's threatening free speech. Well, I think when he came at Kimmel, like, you know, we did a I mean, I did a whole piece about that shit. So yeah, so I can't say something today. He said I felt like he was subbing you a little bit. He hit me up in the DMs thanking me. Okay. Good. I thought I put it up. Pull it up. I thought that I was like, you know what? Because I know the history. I'm like, he's really talking about Andrew right now. Pull it up. What is it? Jimmy Kimmel? It was on threads. I saw it on threads. And how the fuck did we get the threads from here? Let me see. Oh, I got it threads. Let me pull it up. Because I literally saw it. In my experience, there are a few, a few things more rare than publicly admitting that one. Yep. Yep. Read that, Chris. In a Jimmy Kimmel voice. In my experience, there are a few things more rare than publicly admitting you made a mistake. Rather than the scream at those who are now doing this, why not commend them and welcome them? We're going to need each other to get through this. Thank you for your attention to this matter. When I read that, I was like, oh, he's summing shows. But now you said he hits you up in the DM. This is back when I did that piece where I was defending him. He had hit me. Oh, I talk about recently. Oh, this is even around like the Charlie Kirk stuff. And like, again, I don't think it's just to you though. I think it's to you. I think it's the role. And I think it's to like, I mean, I've seen mad people on the right canvas. So I see all these different people on the right, you know, basically condemn it with, you know, Trump currently has going on. And I think what Kimmel is saying is real. Yeah, I mean, he's making like the smart, you know, mature decision here. I think that people are still in like a state of anger. And they in the state of anger, you want to lash out and you want to see, you know, people suffer. And that's the normal human emotion that you got to kind of go through. But I think what happens, ideally after that is you go, okay, how do we build a coalition? How do we win an election? How do we put enough public pressure out there to stop this thing? You see what happened? Minneapolis, there's enough people pushing back, especially that, you know, people are on his side that all of a sudden the administration walks back everything in the same way that there was ice that was snatching up farmers. And then all of a sudden Trump goes, you know what? I spoke to the farmers, turns out that we need the people to work the field. So ice isn't going to target them. So I think that's the thing that a lot of people may not get about the administration is that like, if you show that there's a financial hit, if you show that the markets are hitting, or if you show that it looks really bad on TV, the administration just folds. Every single time. Yeah, all about, let's just all have some respect for this thing called the constitution. Yeah. Well, we see things that are like today today. I don't think that's the moral compass of the administration. I think that no, no, forget them. I'm talking about the people. No, the people. Yeah, but again, what I'm saying is like you're hoping that people won't be emotional about things. But right now people are very emotional about things. Like they don't want you to just call out what's right or wrong. They want you to call out what's right or wrong. And they want you to, you know, drop and give me 50 push-ups and you want to do more things. I don't have a problem with people being emotional about the fall of democracy. That's what I'm saying. It's like you have to let them go through those emotions. But on the other side, pass what they want themselves for their personal satisfaction. If you're thinking about like what makes the best country to live in, you want as many people on the same side as the constitution. Absolutely. So hopefully you get passed what you want specifically for yourself and you start making, you know, the country live up to the moral background. I think you got to treat it like it's a fight, right? Like think about if you were in a fight and you was getting you as a jump. You beat the fuck up. And then somebody you don't like came in and was like this is wrong. This person's getting jumped. I'm a defendants person and they start fighting with you. Are you going to stop in the middle of the fight and be like, motherfucker, no, because you the reason I'm getting jumped. Are you going to fucking keep scrapping? Again, you're being like emotionally intelligent. And like I don't know if you see a lot of that on on the internet. I think I think you do after a little while, you know, I think that you're just seeing people. You can say, I cool, say, I told you so. It's a shit off. Again, I don't object any of this kind of stuff. Like I don't object to people being upset or those types of things. You're allowed to say whatever you want. People are free to say whatever they want. They're free to criticize or whatever. But to me, I don't I'm not doing it for their approval. I'm doing it because I think it's the right thing. And if people want to make sure it's real, they could make sure that I'm a very consistent person when it comes to like my principle. So it's like even people I might disagree with that if they're comedians, I'm always going to defend them. Like I've never not defended comedians tell jokes. Simple as that. I might disagree. You know, I might not think the joke is funny. But like if you're getting trouble for telling jokes, I don't care what fucking side you're on or whatever. It's like that's because once they take away your right to do that, they take away my right to do it or vice versa. We've got to make sure because I'll tell you something, man, we'll say stuff like that. And the next thing you know, you and black and white on somebody's YouTube channel. And it'll be like 10 seconds later. And it'll be like, you know, you shouldn't have made that joke. What the fuck? Now I'm not going to lie to you. I'm going to be the first one to I forget a lot of the shit that I've said. I mean, we that's why I don't ever like to say I never say we talk for six, eight hours a week on a podcast. You could find a line where we're going to look at a critical et cetera. But I would think over the course of my career, I've always stood up for comedy. I've always stood up for jokes. Even the jokes that I'm like, I should have so unfunny, but I'm consistent in the fact that I reserved the right to change my mother fucking life. And I reserved. No, let's do that. Yes, you are. I reserved the right to make mistakes. I reserved the right to get it wrong. I reserved the right to correct myself if I fuck up. Dude, you're not allowed to do that. You got to apologize to me first. Wait, I might have to. You have to apologize to me. I may have to. That will be what changes the world. I may have to though. But no, I may have to. I may have to. Hey, that's what I apologize to me. Did you know if you apologize to me personally, that then Donald Trump will just step down? No, but I'm not. I'm not about that either though. I've done that. I've, I've, I've, I've got. I've got stepped down. I've gotten it wrong with personal apology. I've gotten it wrong with people and gave them personal apology. I have no problem doing that. I was, you see the shit Trump tells Dan Bungino, the GOP should nationalize voting in 15 crooked states. I wish, why are we even talking like this? Like, like, Why? Like that's the type of shit that is just nationalized voting means like the federal government overseas. Yes. Because he said, uh, he said the voting process, he said, uh, he urged Republicans to nationalize the voting process in order to block crooked Democrat led states from allowing illegal immigrants to vote, which the president said is going to make it nearly impossible for the GOP to win moving forward. The reality of the situation is, you're probably going to lose the midterms. Yeah. Not because of no illegal immigrants. No. Okay. You're going to lose all the terrible job Republicans. You didn't deliver on your promises. Is that simple? It's really that simple. That's the narrative they're trying to build now. I mean, there's the Stephen Miller quote from this weekend, which is what he said, uh, plenty of countries in history have experimented with importing the foreign labor class. The West is the first and only civilization to import a foreign labor class that is granted full political rights, including welfare and the right to vote. All visas are a bridge to citizenship. Listen, take the L peacefully with somebody got to get in the air and be like, listen, we're not going to press. We're not going to pursue any charges on you. That's what they're concerned about. They're concerned about Democrats getting back in power. I don't think Miller is. I think Miller out of all these guys actually believes the bullshit. What he's what he's saying. Yeah. Well, he should be the main one concern though. If Democrats get back in power, I think, look, I think we, I think we should all be concerned about voter fraud. I just haven't seen enough evidence of voter fraud. Hasn't there been like independent, uh, investigation investigations? Right. So it's really handfuls of up until we see an independent investigation that shows us of just like rampant voter fraud that could change elections until we have evidence from an independent organization. Obviously not the current administration's organization or any past administration's organization from an independent one until we see proof of that, then I don't think the federal government needs to take over voting districts that are in opposition of the party in power. Just because you know you're going to lose the midterm. Exactly. Yeah. Now, now, if there was an independent investigation that showed bipartisan agreement that there was voter fraud in certain districts, regardless of they were Democratic Republicans, I'm sure you guys would all be in support of them. I mean, look, the last time and it wasn't confirmed the last time that there seems to be any sort of widespread voter fraud in the United States was done by the Democrats to be fair. This was JFK. And JFK. Right. This is in Chicago, West Virginia and Chicago, you know, working with the mob to stuff to physically stuff ballot boxes. Right. There's been no indication that that's happened again since then. Right. Again, again, you, I'm assuming you guys are not against independently investigating things to make sure that our voting process is done without fraudulence, right? Well, it depends. I'm against it when it's a president in charge who's on the record said, I'm trying to extend. Oh, hypothetically, of course. I'm trying to say things were if things were normal. Right. Well, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to send the audience that this is not you guys being so upset at Donald Trump that you're saying this that like you want there to be a true and fair Democratic process. I'm sorry, elections. When you see abusive power, you're like, I don't like this. And we need to stop that. And he's already told us the reason. Like Trump has said on numerous occasions, and Steve Bannon and all of them, that if they win the midterms, they're going in future. You got to win the midterms, because if we don't win the midterms, it's just going to be, I mean, they'll find a reason to impeach me. I'll get impeached. Steve Bannon said if they win the, I don't know, he said if they win the elections, we're going to do it. It's like we know what they're afraid of. So here's the question. If you've done something that's impeachment worthy, then you deserve to be impeached. Let's make a deal. You're saying here's amnesty. No, no, what you're saying, okay, so, so so here's the thing. We just want you going. So here's the thing. I think what Charlotte me, you're operating, you're operating in the real world, right? You're going, hey, it looks ugly. It looks ugly when we go and do this whole process. It undermines democracy in our country. How do we make you go out to the pasture without it looking so ugly? What do you need? Okay, you guys aren't going to get arrested. We're not going to put anybody in prison. We're not going to make a spectacle out of it. But you don't get to continue doing your fuck shit for the next three years. Yes. You need some type of global stability and we're not going to have it over the neck. Can you imagine what the neck of 11 months is going to be like? If what? If this shit continued about this week. Okay. Well, you're right, Chris. I'm maybe I'm jumping to gun. Listen, Texas, stunt or Democrat Taylor, remit flips Republican states Senate district Trump won by 17 points. Do you think these people are afraid? This is Texas. Well, they know it's going to happen. They can't be oblivious to what's going to happen. So here's a question. Maybe and you know why he won? What's that? You know what he said? What he said? Affordability. It's as simple as that. Yeah, I mean, we got more money in people's pockets. That is not doing it. That is, that is, I mean, that's essentially what Republicans have is 11 months to get money in people's pockets. That will be the deciding factor. And if they don't, then they get absolutely washed. And if they somehow magically find a way to do it, then they might have a chance. But, but yeah, I think I think the reality, I mean, there's a version where like let's say that they lose, let's say they lose Congress, right? Let's say Republicans lose Congress. Now there's a check on what Trump and the administration can do. That's good. And that might be good for American stability, right? That might, at least there is a bearer. I think right now all this anxiety that we're feeling is this idea that whatever they want to happen can just be forcefully pushed through. Yep. And so maybe, maybe America does function better when you need to reach across the aisle and get people to agree with your ideas. And they soften the edges of your ideas. They soften the extremities. That's right to left, left, right. Doesn't matter. So maybe the does, maybe we trusted the process a little bit. Maybe we trust the system that was developed. America functions well when you have people who just want to follow the rule of law. It's really just that simple. Like America functions well when you have people who respect the constitution. Let's respect the laws of the land. Respect the guardrails. Who was it? Wasn't you Chris that told gave me the analogy was talking about you driving down the highway and there's really nothing there except for the little white shit on the highway that tells you to stay in your lane. You stay in your fucking lane. Ain't no guardrail that keep you on that side. We just all trust that everybody is going to respect the law of the highway. Right. Can we not respect the law of America the same way? And why would he be so worried that he's going to get in peach unless he did some fuck shit to be able to get in peach? Alex, do you have us? Hmm? I think we're all pretty much aware that he's done a lot of fuck shit to get him. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. That's what he's worried about. Yeah. It's like, oh, I know all the fuck shit I did. And if we lose his election, I'm definitely going to get let's make a deal, man. How much will it cost? How much do you think it cost Chris? Yeah, but who? I would have said 200 billion, but that's low. 200 billion? He's already got 1.5, let's say. Yeah, he might want to beat it. He might go for the trilly. Yeah. Trilly might be too much. That's what he's going for, I think. The trilly? Yeah. Do the kids get to keep it? Of course. Yeah. You get to keep all the script of currency, the planes, the lawsuit money that get to keep all that? I mean, yes, it doesn't go away with him. Can they move somewhere under the deal? Oh, you want them gone? You want them out? Yeah, I'd like them. I don't want to have to deal with them. Well, they probably would want to move anyway just because of how they would be treated in different. No, because this is the thing where like, you guys are living a little bit of a bubble. They like the action. Not only the action, like, there are places where they're incredibly celebrated and supported. This is not, New York is not. That tie to turn and no man. That's what you think and feel. And then from South Carolina, you see what just happened in Texas. Like, this is like, and even if I don't believe all polls, but even polls are saying like, the base is like, yeah, what the fuck? And it ain't about, it's about two things really. It's about affordability. It's about not respecting the Constitution because these people are patriots. And it's about that F.D. shit. Oh, the F.D. shit is changing a lot at the time. But I'm not saying he don't still have his some die-hards. Yeah. But they didn't make Melania's movie number one. Okay. Yeah. By the way, this is when I, this one I really was like, oh man, he really got control of the media. Melania Trump movie comes out, makes $7 million. Yeah. Up a $70 million budget. Wow. And they're spinning it like it was fucking a win. It's not a $70 million budget. 40 million. She got it in 35 in production. No, it it was like marketing. It was like five million. They made it for. But again, who bought it? Amazon. And why did they buy it? Trying to up these Trump. But Amazon Studios still took a $70 million hit. Do you, you think that that's not a hit? Shit. Charlemagne, Charlemagne, Charlemagne, Charlemagne. $70 million to Amazon as a drop in the bucket for by Taylor. Finally. Yeah. $70 million as a drop in a bucket for the access that that is going to give you, right? Like, so the reason why I think all these like tech guys and all these like business guys, a glom on to Trump is because they understand the transactional nature, right? It's just okay. If I give you something, I can get something. And they love that. They don't like to deal with like an administration where they got to speak to five different interns before they can eventually get the ear of this person. They're like, fuck, you're a hundred percent right? So paying $70 million for a Melania documentary. If that ensures the Amazon web service data, what's it go? Cloud contracts for the next 10 years. Their government cloud contracts. They exactly. That might be $700 million worth of business. You're right. And this is why they all lined up behind them during the inauguration. You're right. They understand the transactional nature. You're right, but Amazon still got a studio. I mean, MGM still took a $70 million hit. - They took a billion-dollar hit on fucking Lord of the Rings that they redid. - They redid Lord of the Rings? - Exactly. Yeah, and it's like, they're not worried about that. These are the Amazon makes so much money, not even on delivering you shit. It's on Amazon Web Services. - But the fact, my point is the fact that they would run headlines, acting like that was a win. $7 million that shit needed. - This was the headline. It was, no, it was, it was largest debut of any document. - Non-music documentary and hit like, what the fuck? I was like, oh, he really got everybody in his fucking pocket. - Well, when it is easy to transact. - Melania, if people in business blow expectations with $7 million. - The thing is, why overpay for this movie? Why not just like transfer them some Bitcoin under like a ghost house? - Oh, ow, ow, that's ugly. You can get in trouble for that. - No, you can't. - You can't. - You can't, but you can. It's like, it's like, okay, it's like, for example, Jeff Bezos buying like a $100 million worth of Trump coin or something like that. That's too blatant. That's like, this is the most important. - No, this isn't. This is, hey, we want to buy a documentary that was made about the first lady. There's been documentaries made about past presidents. There's been movies made about past words. It's not something that hasn't existed prior. And they can at least go, hey, this is something that we want to showcase and there might be people half the country voted for this guy. They might like it. Like they can justify it in a way that you cannot justify buying Trump coin. - Oh, 100%. But my point is that half of the country didn't show up but it's fucking true. - Yeah, of course, of course. I think that fucking gay rums. - That's calm. Booty bros made more money. - This is the name of that shit, bros? - I don't know. - I think that shit made more money. - That's not what I was asking though. I was basically saying, why doesn't he just give the money directly? And you don't give the money directly because then you get caught up in the shit. There's enough layers here of separation where you can be like, ah, this is just a normal kind of thing that they're doing. It's not weird to do a documentary about famous successful people. - Yeah, but it's weird to open. - But you see, go back to that. Go back to that. - Of course. - For example, you see the first comment on this? - What's that? - Somebody put Jesus Christ, not you too now because they can look at this headline from Rolling Stone and notice this bullshit. And by the way, this is something that regular everyday working class people understand 'cause they're always looking at things like this. Remember when the sinners came out the first weekend and they tried to make it seem like it was a bomb? - Senses? - Sinnerous. - I don't know what that is. - Yeah, sinners that came out and made like, it was like number one, but it made a lot of money like getting the millions of dollars. But they was like, well, it's not even close to getting back its production budget of 300 million. And then the Timothy, what's the movie with Timothy Shallemay comes out? - Marty Supreme. - Marty Supreme comes out and does like $7 million. And they had headlines just like this shit with Melania trying to make it seem like that was a good thing. - Yeah. - Like that shit, you, $75 million you pay for a fucking movie and you make $7 million for us weekend, you ain't never making that money back bro. - Screenfighters do that. They will not be a sequel. - Sure. - Again, that's not, well, that's not the debate, right? We understand what the purpose of this was and they knew they were gonna lose money on it. But the win is guaranteeing cloud contracts for the next decade from the United States government that are gonna pay a billion dollars. - So I'm talking about how to media spun it though. - Yeah, well you're saying is the media is acting in a sick-afant way to Trump. - Unbelievable. - And you're surprised that something like Rolling Stone could even get on board with them. - Why? Why would you even lie like that? - Well, what do they want? What do they get access to? - Everybody's trying to be in Trump's big race. - And why is it not now? - I can't, it can't be now. - I don't even like that, it's like, hey. - So here's the thing, they want to be on Trump's good. - It's weird that Rolling Stone does it in some of these other, like I don't know who owns Rolling Stone, like maybe Washington Post bought Rolling Stone. So, like who are they owned by? I don't have to understand. I don't have to understand who like their, that's a good question. - Old company is, because then you get, they're owned by Penske Media, which also owns what else? Variety, Billboard, Hollywood Reporter. I mean, here's a perfect example, Hollywood Reporter, right? Hollywood Reporter, the week after, I think the week after Saudi Arabia said that they were starting a movie studio or a funding movie studio to the tune of like a billion dollars or whatever they put, like a massive investment in. I think the Hollywood Reporter ran an article saying, like a Saudi comedy festival is great for both comedians and Saudi Arabia. Like there were the one thing that ran a positive article on it. And it's like, well, yeah, because they just injected a billion dollars of capital into the movie business and the Hollywood Reporter responds to the movie business. Now, I can't prove that that's exactly why they did it, of course. But one might glean from it that, hey, this looks good for the movie business. So then let's not shame this place where the money's coming in because then we get to make more movies and we're, at the end of the day a periodical that responds to Hollywood, right? So we need to make sure Hollywood can flourish. What I'm trying to say is a lot of people are getting their back scratch in different ways. But yes, this is an all-time transactional administration and businessmen are not stupid. When they see it, they're gonna take advantage of that and try to transact as much as they possibly can. I just don't understand why people put themselves in these positions. Look at the first three comments. Jesus Christ, not you too now. Rolling stone, blink twice if you're in danger. Like, stop posting this slide. My point is the people see through this. The people see that you're compromised. And once they know that you're compromised, what happens three years from now? But did you not know that these, like did you not know that these news organizations are compromised? But we read the news every single day and we can predict what the headline is based on the company that it comes from. It's not like there's objective journalism at all. - Absolutely, but this is not just, you're just shocked when it's not objective for him. - No, this is just a different level of compromise. Like this is, God, damn, do you gotta be so motherfucking blatant about it? Are you gonna bow down and suck his dick in front of all of us like this? And then what happens in three years when he's no longer in power? And then you gotta try to come back to people like, we're, no, we're, we're just, we're just, we're just stand up guys. - I think that's us. - I think they're betting on the fact that one people aren't as savvy as you. - Look, look at the comments. - Not every single comment is that, but also people have a very low attention span and they will forget. - But also too, it made $7 million. So we can say, and by the way, that number is probably inflated. So you can say whatever you want. If you're in that many theaters and you got that time of promotion and marketing, but because I saw Melania shit everywhere and you only made seven million dollars, but you're supposed to have a whole other half with a country that falls with you. - Let me focus on that. - So here's the thing. - Let me, let me give her a amount of money that they spent on this. - Let me probably gonna make 10 times that. - Or what about them people? - Listen, I can get what you're saying, but what about the people? - Yes, Charlemagne. - Charlemagne, your Amazon. You still want people. - Ain't nobody cancelling their prime. Like, come on, I don't know. - Nobody's cancelling their prime. - Stop, stop, stop. - So, so, and it's like, okay, you cancelling a prime, but it's like, okay, well, the-- - Well, cancel us. - The web service is gonna keep your website up or the web service is gonna keep like whatever business platform you're using up. It's like, your Amazon has become like part of the government. - I'm with you. - I think all of y'all are missing my point though. My point is, there's no reward for this shit. - That's the first lady. - That's your wrong. - That is your entirely wrong. - So, watch you didn't make 20 million dollars in the box office this weekend. - 'Cause they don't, okay. - All you know are what for. - Her? - Where would the people, where was the MAGA crowd to support her? - Nobody, they don't care about that. They just want to, they want to speak in English. - No, listen to what I'm saying. Fuck Amazon. Where was the MAGA crowd to support her? - Oh, nobody cares about this shit. - Yeah, nobody knows. - So they don't fuck with Melania's, what'd you say? - No. - He barely fucks with Melania's. - Yeah. - You think A.B.A. is the-- - He let's say they don't have Melania. - That's different. That's different. I thought that was the queen. I don't fucking know. - No, he didn't have enough. - You don't think the relationship that the party has with Melania's, the same as what the Democrats have with like Michelle Obama. Like they had like a real relationship of admiration with Michelle. - I just thought MAGA would show up. But it just goes back to one other thing too. Does Democrat that flip this scene in the, in the Senate in Texas? Guess who was fucking telling everybody to vote for the Republican for months, even the day of President Trump. And then when the guy loses, what did Trump say? I don't even know who that is. I've never even heard of him. Did you see that shit, Chris? Oh, pull it up. He literally goes, I don't even know who that. Pull up Trump, Senate, see that. This is funny. We can move on to asking Niddy. This is funny. He was endorsing this dude over and over and over. And then when they asked him, "Odegos right there." Right there. Allarries. - President of Texas, the Democrat line in the special election in a area that he had won by 17 points. What is your reaction to that? - I don't know. I didn't hear about it. Somebody ran where? - In Texas. Especially a lot of students have legislated. The night the state is on the scene. - I'm not involved with that. That's a local Texas race. - Sure, of course. - You mean I won by 17? - Yeah. - And this person lost things like that. - Does it work? - Well, you don't know whether or not it's sharing terrible. You know, I'm not in the balance. And you don't know whether or not it's sharing terrible. - Yeah, yeah. - Literally by name. So my point is that magazine ain't as strong as people might think it is. - Did he endorse some verbally? - Burbly through tweets. - Tweets. - Tweets, I think somebody's tweeting. - Y'all making a lot of it. - Yo, no, no, I just not making a few. But if you read his tweets, there's some tweets that it looks like him talking and then there's some tweets that look like, "Oh, this is just a prepared something that somebody else wrote." - I know. - There's a lot of that. - But he was endorsing him days up until, up until and the day of. - But my point is the act like he didn't even know him at all. - Yeah, that's true. - Goddamn, just because he lost. If you don't want, he'll be back. like it was my endorsement that did it. - Yes. - And he probably still wouldn't have known who he was, but he would have just took the credit book. - Yes. - Let's do some asking that he is Chris. Oh, Oscar B. Savage on him, says the worst and best experience as a teenager. - I mean, yeah, like losing your virginity is incredible, but it's also like, wow, I was, thought that would be longer maybe. - Shit! - You know, so yeah, but yeah, losing your virginity in your kidney, it's incredible. - The worst and best experience as a teenager, the best experience is being a teenager. The worst experience is that, you know, being a teenager is only like a seven-year-round. (laughs) You know what I'm saying? Like, it's literally only a seven-year-round. You get seven years of being a teenager. And truthfully, by the time you 18, 19, I don't even credit you as being a teenager. So you really only get like a 13, though about 16, when you first get your license, 17, that's when it's really the cutoff data is. - 17 is 17. - Oh, and you don't really appreciate it. I try to explain after my daughter all the time. She's 17, now she's about to go to college. And you have no idea how this adult shit is about. - You can't explain to 'em. - It's one of those things. - It's not even worth your time. - You have no idea and enjoy your teenage years. - No responsibility. - Oh my God, man. And understand it's a short run. I know, listen, everybody listening to us right now, you might be a teenager listening to Brunette as you're thinking to yourself, like, I'm gonna be young forever. You're really not. You're gonna be older, much longer than you're gonna be younger. 13 and 27 years. And like I said, I'm being gracious by adding the 18 and 19. 'Cause you're an adult at 18. You really got 13 to 17 to really just fuck off. And you might as well now they gotta add 12 to call you a preteen now, just to give you a little bit more time. So yeah, the best part of being a teenager is being a teenager. The worst part is that the run is so fucking short. Dylan J. Alexander says, can we have more dick segments? PS Alex, I think, is gayer than my house. What about you? Damn, how miles get thrown into this shit, bro. - What about Dylan, man? What did my house do, man? - Yeah, shut up, Dylan, bro. - Why my house got thrown into this shit? - I didn't know my, oh, 'cause my house kids, David. - Yeah, my house kids did do it, I knew you. - I saw gay, so I see a gay. - What's the next topic? (laughs) You see, 'cause now I'll be thinking like, why do we even have to explain what Jay is? Yes, if Alex, you haven't kissed a man? - No, I have not. - All right, yes, miles is definitely, miles is miles gayer than, um, in outfits. - Alex got his feet rubbed by a stranger, a burning man. A male. - That's a massage. - Yeah, it's like a massage. That's like physical therapy. - Yeah. - And he was a physical therapist. - That's what he said. - Yeah, that's retuned. - Why was he rubbing your feet in the middle of the desert? That's what makes a gay. - No, he was, and he probably was high. - He was doing that to other people too. Like, I wasn't the first. - Well, he was running trains on people feet. - No, he just had a low state. - I don't know what you were people feet on. - What if he was a fucking freaky feet guy, and he's just fucking had orgies on all of y'all fucking feet? Could the podcast ever be recorded in front of a live studio audience? Is brewing idiots and new TRL? Of course he'll be recording in front of a live studio. - Oh, yeah. - Not new TRL, but. - But yes, we've done it before. It's a little different though when there's a live studio audience. - There is no new TRL, by the way. - Yeah. - 'Cause TRL was specific to music videos. - And music. - You know what I was saying? Like, that was, if we didn't live, what about like putting phones in the pouches? Like, that would have be so fun. Like, that would be so fun. - Doing one where you could really go off. - That would be fun. - No, that'd be great. The question is like, sometimes with the audience, it's a change, it's not this dynamic. It's an entertain in the crowd, which is awesome. It's a different one. But I wonder what that, how that translates to like, listeners at home, and I wonder how that translates to. - Not as great for the listeners. - But live, it's great. - We've had some pretty funny moments. - Oh, I love the live show. I love a live show. - Yeah. - Hey, that's interesting. I don't know. Yeah, 'cause you know nowadays, people watch podcasts or like this vibe right here is kind of what they, what they're coming to see anyway. I think the problem with podcasts is you don't want big settings. Keep them into me. But then you can't really make no money. - I think 85 South is not a good job. - But they're performing. - Yeah, they're, they're, they're really, you need them elevate the actual cast. - Like, I saw, I saw Mel Robbins. That was a performance. That was a stage playlist. Like, like 85 got the band. Like, they really perform it. I don't know if we want to do all that. - Well, you should guys should try it out. See how it goes. - Yeah. - Well, Paulie underscore 8921 says, would you rather have penis-sized nipples or nipple-sized penis? - Oh. - Easy call, penis-sized nipples. - Yeah, you can have a small. - 'Cause you could, yeah. - Who's dick though? - Ooh. - Yeah, let me not just jump out there so fast. - Yeah. - When you say penis-sized. - Your dick length. - Hell, no. - Or the other thing. - Like, I ain't the biggest, but I don't want them shit hanging off my goddamn nipples scaring people with the nipples. - Yeah. - If I had my penis-sized nipples. - You got to tape them down. - Oh. - That's one thing, bro. - Yeah. - Way to fucking, what's that shit, the body armor, shit in the water all the time. - Yeah, man. - You gotta walk around acting like you fat all day. - Yeah. - Penis-sized nipples, for sure. 'Cause nipple-sized penis, man. Ain't no coming back from that. And the penis-sized nipples, I can get removed, right? - No. - You can't? - Not in this hypothetical, otherwise everybody would just do that. - You can't get your nipples removed? - Not in this hypothetical. - Oh, I would have to carry it? - Yeah. - Yeah, penis-sized nipples, for sure. For sure. - All right, next one. - What else, Chris? What else we got? - What's with the frozen iguana epidemic? - Oh, no. - It's the iguana's freeze when it gets cold. - Oh, it's just cold down south. - Yeah, cold Florida. - As you've been going on my whole life. Like, whenever it gets a certain temperature in Florida, the fucking iguana's freeze. Like, that's nothing new. Do they die? - Yeah. - They go into like a-- - It's just hybrid. - Yeah, they freeze, everything freezes their thoughts. Everything. Like, whatever they were thinking, they opened up and been fucking freeze. Like, they did test on it where they saw iguanas that were eating or about to eat, like literally tongue sticking out bug. They freeze in that moment. They fall and freeze, and then when they throw out, they're still going after the bug. I made that up. - Yeah. - I did, I made that whole thing up. Big Ginger Will says, what was the biggest shock? Zero kids, the one or one kids, the two. That's for you, show-- - No, zero to one. I mean, one to two is crazy. Like, you just have no time to think. Like, thinking is done. Thinking happens outside the house. But, zero to one, your life completely changes. Your perspective on life completely changes. Like, your heart completely changes. Everything, everything, yeah. So you get to zero to four. - Yeah. - I walk, I look around my house from time. I'm like, I got a whole fucking family. - Yeah. - It's a party of six everywhere. Plain tickets, restaurants. - Oh, it's something. - You know what I mean? Anywhere you going, you be asking people if they want to go hoping they say no. The kids are never saying no. Not the 10, 7, and 40 want to go everywhere. 17 year old is like, eh, you know, I don't want to go. Everybody else, oh my God, man. What is a beautiful thing, though? Like, I'm not mad at it. You go shit yourself, you keep doing it. - I just farted for the sixth time. - Let's do one more, please. (laughing) Let's do one more. Now, this is a great question. Arsenal, Evaga says, how much will it take for you to leave it all? He's asking us the question, we want to ask Trump. How much will it take for you to leave it all? No pod, no stand up, just leave rich and in peace. - No, there's no number where like, 'cause I still want to do these things that they're enjoyable, you know? So it's not like, you have to give me a number where I have to like completely find a different joy in my life and like not do the things that I've done for the last almost 20 years, and I love doing. But then what would I do? Well, I'm sacrificing. - What's the number? - I don't know if there's a number that would give me the joy. Like I can't do anything in entertainment, I can't do stand-up comedy anymore. - Can't do podcasting or stand-up. - A billion dollars. - Look, for a billion dollars, you, yeah, probably, but like, no, because then what am I gonna do? And I can't make movies, I can't do anything creative for the rest of my life. - I guess you can do movies, you can do, you can find other creative outlets, just no podcasting, no stand-up. - Walk away from the end. - That's what I think this means is walk away from, I thought about that. - Creating an entertainment. But that? - I thought about that. Like is there another thing that I could pour myself into and like love? - And I'm just like, I don't, you know, like, move to the, these are hypothetical kind of, you know, cliche examples, you know, start painting or, you know. - I need to put my brain into something. But if basically it's what it's saying is, I have to be retired and I can't do anything and it's an honor to hang out with your family and just enjoy those. - No, you go off in a farm with your family and raise. - The kids and that's it. But like this, I don't, no, man. I'm like, I am joy doing these things. It's not like, it's not like I'm like frustrated or annoyed by them. There are things that can be frustrated and annoying about the business for sure, but this is a pleasure and then you also get to make money doing it. So you're saying, I get to what? I get to fly private or something. The basic change is, do you want to fly private and just go on more vacations and spend more time with your family? But I wake up with my daughter every single morning. I'm back there for dinner every single night. Like, I really work my life around being with her. She's going to be in school eventually. Now she's going to be gone all day during school. So like, what am I going to do all day? I'm just going to sit around and fucking read. You got a son now. Well, eventually he's going to be in school. Like, you have to think about the rest of your life. You got to pour yourself into something creative. Otherwise, you just jet-set in like these people who are just doing drugs, being, you know, bored and like trying to fulfill themselves while they're miserable like that. Removing art from your life is a horrible. I don't know. Grant, if somebody's sitting here with a billion dollars, I got to like talk to my family about this shit. But I don't know, man. It's a tough question. It's a tough question because- Missed like 200 million dollar man. But like Andrew said, you know, when you love what you do, there's really no number of somebody can give you to make you walk away from what it is that you love. Like, because you're going to miss going up on that stage. Like, I can only imagine how- Think of all these ideas for jokes. I can't even- Yeah, and think about like athletes, right? Like literally some athletes gotta be dragged away from their sport. Like LeBron is fighting it right now. Tom Brady had to be dragged away from this sport. It needs a like all-time great goals who literally wanted to make sure it was all gone. Like, they didn't have no desire to be back out there. And I don't think that ever probably goes away. I'm sure Tom Brady is up in that booth some time thinking about- Wish it he was on. Man, what if I was 25? What if I was 30? Like, I'm sure he thinks about that kind of stuff. So for me, I don't know if there's necessarily a number, but then you get older and your priorities shift, right? Like, there's certain things that you might love doing more. You might love playing a different position a different way. So you might not want to be on the podcast, Mike. You might not want to be on the stage. You might want to get them jokes to somebody else shows. You might want to sit back and be creative and say, I'm gonna sit back and watch this help this new young comic become, you know, who I think they're destined to be. So I just think it really just matters where you are. Like, I don't think you can come into somebody on paddle play. Oh, I'm already thinking that. Somebody give you $2 billion and they're like, yo, I want you to be a world-class. What is it? Cash to towel play it. What is it? What is the fuck is it? What did you say? Paddle. Paddle player. You be a world-class fucking paddle player. You might just want to do that. You know, there's things that I don't love. You can't have all that money and then not freedom. If all that money doesn't buy you freedom, then what does it buy you? Well, I mean, I think it's for a lot of us in this space. There's like a certain sense of validation you get from success, right? Yeah. And, you know, the competition when you're early drives, right? Like, he did this. So I want to do that. And then they did this. As you get older, you stop giving it fuck. At least, you know, like, validation used to drive me down just kind of like, yeah, I've never felt like I've never felt like I was competing with folks. Yeah. No, I like coming in here because I like coming in here. This shit is the fuck. This shit is more of a, that would fuck me up more than anything. It's more of therapy for me. I like coming in here and kicking this shit on brainy. It's like I like going to breakfast club in the morning. I enjoy it. I enjoy it. Exactly. Being around in being Jess and Lauren and Tarly and the whole crew. I like coming in here and being around you, Chris and I like it. It's a good once a week kickback for me. Yeah. 15 years ago. That's why we did it for fun. That's why it became when it became. Yeah. Like, I don't, I don't, I've never been like 15. By the way, 15 years ago, Chris, we wasn't competing with nobody. It was nobody out of here. Also, we literally just did it because we was fun. The idea, to me, the idea that like you would have all this money, but you still have restrictions in terms of what you can do. It would, it, those things would probably just like burn a hole in my head. Now granted, let's say we had nothing and we, we were barely making it. We were trying to survive. And there's a number. Oh my God. There's a number because you just want to be able to provide for your family. You want to be able to take care of your kids. Like, that's a completely different situation. We're lucky and fortunate enough. We're wearing a situation where we can go, well, we can keep doing this and we're fortunate we can keep making money doing the thing that we love. Why would we have somebody carve that out? Well, I think competition is a cage. And if you're a person that's sitting around and you feel like, yo, I'm in competition with this person and I'm in competition with that person. You are never truly going to be happy ever because there's always going to be somebody who comes around and might acquire more money or somebody who's getting more views or somebody who the audience is feeling in that moment. Like, you'll find yourself in competition with every single new person that pops up. To me, that is the level of insecurity that you don't feel comfortable in your space. Or you don't feel comfortable with what God is blessed you with. Like, I don't ever feel like I'm in competition with nobody. And it's funny because you know, you'll be online and you'll see different people and they people paint these narratives about you and other individuals. Like, they'll do that with me and certain people. They'll do that with Andrew and certain people and it's like, I promise you, I'm not comparing with that fool. In fact, I want everybody to win. So how can you compete with me when I want everybody to win? I don't give a fuck about who's number one or who's making more here. I don't care about none of that shit. Man, you're a person that I saw come up from the beginning, build something from nothing and now you're able to make a way for your family. It's a loop to you, man. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, I hear you. I mean, don't give it on. There's always competition, but I don't think that that competition drove me closer to as much as like wanting to sell our Madison Square Garden. Tell me what your definition of competition. Don't tell me to person, but just tell me what it is. No, I understand. It's like, there are certain like things that you might want. You might want to get a special or you might want to get a TV show or you might want when we're doing guide coach. If you might want to make sure you're in the episode, you know, four times or five times. So there's, you might want to go host an award show, but you don't get asked or you do get asked and other people wanted to. So these little competitions here, they're motivating for sure, but nothing motivated me more than the singular goal that I just cared about for me and I didn't care if anybody else got it or anybody else didn't get it. It didn't change at all the thing I wanted. And it was just I want to sell a Madison Square Garden. And like that drove me and made me work harder and made me grind more than anything. Even with the last special, like wanting to tell this story and wanting to do justice to it and make it fucking so funny that somebody that had no clue what it was like to go through the fertility shift could still come and enjoy it. It wasn't about like, oh, well, somebody else is going to do it or how is that going to happen? And what are these other comics doing? So I think the biggest drive, the biggest battery is always the personal goals that you set, at least for me. Same. And my mother told me a long time ago, just be happy that you're making a living. So to your point, I have personal goals in my mind that when I write down and I'm able to check off, I'm good. Yeah. I don't care what anybody else is doing. I promise you, I'm not looking at any of you dudes. I'm looking past you because that and also that's where my ego comes into play because I be insulted. I be like, you really think I'm competing with any of these people? The people I'm looking at, y'all not even thinking about. You don't even know they are. You don't even know who the fuck they are. Like, I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm looking at, I want to, I want to build networks. I want to build media conglomerates where, you know, multiple people can prosper. Yeah. Not just you want to select few. Yeah. Like that's like, I don't know. It's, it's weird. Um, thank you all, man. Thank you all for joining us today. As always, if you listen to podcasts, you think, well, how the fuck does it go? Oh, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're burned. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple of idiots. You don't know, shit. You're right, too. It's the burn media's podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.