Thank You The Privilege

(audience cheering) - So Rob, my cat, he was supposed to be in the video. Today, he was supposed to be in the studio. - I heard it. - Couldn't make it, tried to get him in the car, we had to turn right back around. - He was making noise. - Yeah, he's screaming bloody monster. - He's a thief. - I appreciate the feedback, but-- - Was it real screams? How cats can go? - It was not as any sort of meow or it's a scream, it's a guttural scream. - He doesn't like the car? - He thinks he's going to the vet. He's never been in a car for a good reason. You know? - Yeah. - He's either going to the hospital for multiple blood transfusions or going to the vet. - Or escaping a fire. - No, he wasn't around for that. That was just John. - So he has no idea. But if everyone had the current pets, so I'm going to have a little bit of a hard time like getting the words out today, I think. - I know. - But know that they're inside of me. - Let 'em out. - If everybody who evacuated for the fires with me had the current pets that they have, we would have had about like 16 cats and two dogs in one house and that would have been scary. But all this is-- - To be said. - I'm trying to, basically, what I'm trying to say is that I ended things with my situation chip. - What? - Yup. Ended things. Just on and off for a long time. But I'm ready to settle down and really commit to that one partner who is the whole path. - I'm glad, 'cause you've been really all over the place. - Yeah. - Recently. - Yeah. - No one. - It's nice to see you settling down. - I'm finally committing. This partner really gives me everything that I need and want in a relationship and then a little bit more and then double it. - And kind of up and through. - Yeah, yeah. - That's great. - So I'm talking about Pet Smart. - She's talking about Pet Smart, y'all. It's nice that you found your partner here, but there's no way they have flexible auto-ship and same-day delivery. - I'm talking flexible auto-ship. I'm talking same-day delivery. I'm talking I can go into the store. What more could you want from a partner? - I'm talking about the whole package. - You're not talking about this. And you're not talking about this. - I'm talking about this. - Okay, got it. - All right. - In a very clear, so break up with the other guy, Pet Smart's waiting. It's time visit PetSmart.com and set up auto-ship today. Your pet deserves a full package and show to you. (upbeat music) - I want to flag again that I'm doing a really fun thing this week that requires a lot of talking. And so right now during the podcast and maybe for the future, I might be broken. I just want to let everyone know the words are struggling to come out in the way that I would love them to. And I feel a little bit embarrassed and I just want to disclaim. Got there eventually. And that's it. And that's it. I might be a little bit different than you're used to today and maybe I won't be, but I already have been. So it's been pretty difficult. - We'll get you there. Don't you worry about it. - Yeah, yeah. - Hi and welcome back to Broken Connor Makeup podcast. - Oh, sorry. - Hi. - I am welcome back to Broken Connor Makeup podcast. - It's important to disclaim at the top. - I loved it. - Just to set expectations. - I love that. I love setting expectations and disclaiming. - So, hi. - Yeah. You could say that period on no ship. - Do you have anything you want to. - Your haircut? - Say to me. No, but thank you. I didn't say anything. What do you think about it? - I like it. - Thanks, but no. - Your slippers? - No. - Your wicker slippers? - No, not my wickers. - Your holes in your knees of your pants? - No, God, thank you so much. You're nailing it across the board. And I appreciate all those things that you're noticing. - Is it physical? - It's my half. - Your half? - Yeah, it's my half. - Happy fricking half. Oh, I'm mortified that I didn't have that written in my Hobanichi. - This is something that you can put in for next year. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So just so everyone knows, March 11th, that's gonna be my half. - Oh, what did you do for my half? - Oh my God. Well, you do like your space. So I did give you your space on your half. - I appreciate you. - Yeah. - Yeah. My whole is coming up, which-- - I know it is. I saw it in your Hobo. - I have a, I've been so aware of my own mortality. - Yeah, we don't need to. Me too. - In a very scary way. And I think it's the impending, you know, you know, everything is impending and shit like that. But, you know, it doesn't help. There's a new app. Have you seen Def Clock? - Def Clock hasn't come across my desk. What could it be? It's some, I've been getting ads for it because my phone is also in my brain. Some sort of like AI death estimator based off of things about you, it could be based on lifestyle and other family history. I would assume and other shit. It makes an educated guess about when the day you will die. - Super awesome. - And how, yeah. Oh, I love that. - Wait, that's cool. - Oh, why do I agree? - That's really cool. - Yeah. - Okay, getting now. Running. - Okay. - Downloading now on auto ship. - Run, don't walk and down the Def Clock. - Yeah, yeah. It's like a feel good type of thing. - The thing is, why not? One, let your hair down and find out when you'll perish. Two, that also doesn't calculate if you were to get in, to get by a car. - I was gonna say if I could tell you, if I, you had to choose between me telling you how you're gonna die or when you're gonna die, which would you rather know? - How or when? Hmm, it's hard because if you were to tell me, you're gonna drown. What am I not supposed to just go swimming? My, one of my few very, very simple pleasures in this life, swimming, then a live screen. - I will say, all of the books I've read, where the plot line is like, somebody knowing when and how they're gonna die, and avoiding the very thing that is gonna kill them, in avoiding it, that's how they meet what kills them. - And you know what? - So you're gonna die regardless. - You still, and you-- - Like you say home and a tree crashes through the window, you know? - Yeah, that's final destination. - Yeah, I gotta live my life. - You have to. - You literally have to. - Yeah, I don't know that an app could be like, hey, this is how it's gonna happen. I guess I could say win, but that's the same as anything else. What if it was like 140 years from now? I'd be like, wait, hang on. - I wonder if our lifespan, if the human lifespan will increase by the time we get there. And by there, I mean like 100. - It'd be a damn shame if like, these are awesome bodies now. These tight little things. And then like, when we get real saggy, they're gonna be like, oh, by the way, we can extend your life and be like, and I have my balls are touching my knees, like, for what, I gotta throw them over my shoulders. - Right. - They go to the store. - Yeah. - I don't know if I want X in this. - Right. I get that. - Yeah. - I feel like a hundred years is pretty solid. - It's fine, given what-- - 90 solid. - Given what we know. Sure. - Sure. - Anyway. - Yeah, we can, I mean, we can wrap that up. I do wanna say a couple things really quick on that. No, I don't at all, actually. I have so much random lore for today. - Oh, I do too. I mean, the first note in my Hoban H.E. is Jade Walnuts. - Walk me through Jade. - Jade does. - I'm on Jade Walnut talk. Basically, if you take two walnuts and just rub them together kind of like this in your hand, and like, I mean, I think my understanding is that it could take years, but you just keep rubbing and rubbing, and then eventually, they turn into Jade Walnuts. - Perfect. - Which are like, you actually wouldn't believe the transformation of regular walnut to Jade Walnut. It's like very matte, a regular walnut, you know? - Yeah. - There's no shine to it. These are like jewels to Jade Walnut. They're listening. - Can I see a Jade Walnut, please? You just keep rubbing them together. - Really awesome. - For years. - I mean, I'm sitting in my bed at night, just watching people rub walnuts together. - Bro, you should make this happen for yourself. Okay, so polishing my fancy walnuts into-- - Those are already, she's been polishing those, you can tell. - She been at it. - Yeah, she been at it. - What are you already starting to have that particular type of shine to them? - Well, this is something that I can wrap my head around only because I was really into fidget spinner and those little dot things that you pushed through. - Yeah. - And out. Something maybe that could land on my desk. - No, I'm really excited. I've been actively looking for walnuts. Are there walnuts in LA? - I think that you could probably go to the grove and go to that little farmer's market area. - I want to find one in a natural way. I want to meet someone in the wild, you know? - Meet a Walnut? - Yeah, I don't like buying a Walnut from the farmer's market is the equivalent of like, date using a dating app, you know? I want to meet a Walnut naturally in the wild. I don't know what trees produce walnuts and are they needed to our home? I was wondering you know I it's not an oak tree. Let's try to get there. Oak is acorn Oak is acorn pine is pine cone could it be Elm? I don't think Elms are like something we come across day-to-day Oh the jolans Yes, from the family joklyn that's a ah ah yes jolandache they that was the walnut tree. Yeah, yeah We don't have walnut trees. We do have you have to break those things apart. No, no, no, they land. Oh yeah, they are in It's a fruit What huh Um okay, so this feels like too much for today. I don't think that we need to be just what I mean going on I feel like a little much happening in the world. It feels like walnuts are a fruit It feels like too much leave us alone about California Central Valley. Where is that? Like is that like in the valley? Oh, it's Where is California Central Valley? I think that maybe we could start there Um, yeah, it's right in the middle and it is pretty much I would call that the Central Valley the San Joaquin Valley Good to know are we in it? No, god no Sacramento. We could find the other Sacramento show. Oh, hey, which is coming up Yeah, if you all are coming to the sacrament. Hey, all you people. Oh, yeah If anyone is coming to the Sacramento show And find a walnut in the wild if you end up having four walnuts burning a hole in your pocket We are on the market in the market as well in and around the market. Yeah for two walnuts. Yeah, yes We're stepping into our Jade era. Yes via walnut and we will take them off your hands. Thanks. What a fun thing Yeah, that's who is it hurting for us to make some Jade walnuts Can I be honest? Yeah Here's something what is NATO stand for I'm bringing it back across your desk. No, no, I am because I know now Do you not do this broke what is NATO stand for? That's really broke hit me like that base. Tell me what NATO stands for national. No, come on North American No One of those American American North. Yes, North Alliance. No North Association. Mm-hmm North your colder. Uh, no nor they say Alliance North ass North Do I know the word you do know the word and it's very easy is it more like on the in the vein of America or Alliance? So say Association. It's like not neither. It's neither. I really want you to get there. I know words or maybe this is a good exercise to find the words today North I know people are screaming out there Dang today. Yeah, yeah, let me skip a okay treaty. Yep organization. Yeah North blank treaty organizing. Okay, North associates. No, North Think about the word I would use in every day You we have used it. We've used it quite a bit. We've had a conversation about it north. It's really just like not It's not it's not man-made, you know, like this. It's not like a artificial. No. Okay. No. Now we're getting cold You were right in that sense, but Come on North come on now Application no North I want you to go again away from man north Out Altadena north altitude north. Okay, that's you're getting that's closer north. It's As is it? No Oh north. Oh Regents. No North. Oh, no north. Oh You're getting you're getting warmer. I lie. I lie. No, no, no, that's a man-made situation. Oh, I'm getting confused when you're bringing out North act at At north attention. No, North at come on think about what it is. Yeah, it's like a Union of organization. It's a union. We've already covered that. We know that so we don't need to do a lot of it's organization You said at at at north at There's no way north It's not a talk north attachment north Academy, nope North at I'm going to try to north it north north it You like that. Yeah, I like North it. Uh, North it Uh, North it. I mean, I This is like Torture. Oh, you're so north. It's really it's really you're gonna get blue balls when you put it is north at I almost think I might not give me a little bit more at Atlantic. Yeah north at no, it's Atlanta. No, it's not it's North Atlanta treaty organization. Atlanta. Yeah, no, it's not North Atlantic treaty organization I honestly corner That I Like obviously I should have gotten that but Atlantic like really wouldn't know and that's what gives people a lot of trouble And I don't want to hear it Okay, because it's and you said keep keep keep you you spit sped it out for me now You with the man made that was confused Atlantic. Well, I mean, it's not it's I'm not doing an alliance. It's not between two folks It's it's it's it's an ocean, right? All right What about it? I just want to see if you remember it because they were such a huge heavy top across that one time Well, what matters is that I know what it is How many countries are in it? Don't that's not like I would not no one is expected to know that off the top of their head I know 40s. I would say yeah 42 32 32. Yeah But it's confusing the ones that are like Albania isn't it and it's like Okay, I got that yeah, yeah France isn't it yeah, and then you wonder how the Atlantic is involved at all. They're all touching Um There are some things that we just like can't get in new today. Yeah, and get off me get off me While not being a fruit and we're waiting on a real house in Albania and the nitty gritty of the Atlantic. Listen. It's big Yes, yes Daily tapings We are still doing that bullshit and we're gonna stop soon. Do you know what's like thank you the clock I want to get that once this episode try it it like I haven't it's funny because I was thinking about it and then I saw someone say it and I was almost there with my thought But someone finished it for me and I was like thank you but someone was like They're letting us have they're letting us it's so nice that they're letting us see the sun for an an extra hour now And it's like they they are their whole they are the ones that change it it's kind of like how brands pay youtube to have ads and then we pay youtube to take the ads away Yeah, yeah, hey Wait, what is it thank you blank Yeah, like it has to come naturally. I know. Sorry. I'm getting but it's thank you. I already forgot. Thank you Thank you blank. Yeah, well, thank you. The thank you thought that's that's what I was yeah And it's also like something like an over over archering like thank you the clock. Yes. Okay. Thank you. That okay Thank you the sun Well You have to like when you know you know I know I know I know Dude it will come dude finally like I'm hand I'm giving you one of these things. I know I know I know one of these like yeah a little tongue to it. Yeah. Yeah I like I do love this daylight savings though like I love getting that extra hour fun And when it gets darker later, but I'm so jet lagged true in the reverse way Well, you lost an hour. I can't go to sleep. Yeah, why am I saying up till like one Where I thought used to go to bed at nine How does the four what nine to ten because you're watching people play with one hour to four hour What is that that don't that doesn't make sense to it or like it ain't right. No. Okay. Yeah, but I think that I'm obviously so tired Walnut tuck is Walnut talk is one that time You gotta stop talking your Walnut thank you the Walnut Almost no You can be like thank you the creator like for like creating providing the Walnut Oh, I thought you meant God. Wait, what did you mean? Oh look the content creator god when you think about it God First content creator The god is just a fancy word for content creator Yeah talking about creation time out big bang Thank you the creation Colder you think it less Oh, it's really hard Okay, I'll get there. Yeah, you will Okay, speaking of content. Yeah, I had a show on Sunday. Oh, yeah In Brooklyn - Thank you if you came, and I have been taking a page out of your book, another common book, W, today. Sorry, I'm crying a little bit. - No worries. - And. - Thank you, the tear ducts. (laughing) - Good game. - It just like, sure, you know? - I think it's best if I just stop trying. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was, it was like, not gaging. - Like, daylight savings, and then the clock, technically, sure, but it was like, I feel like if I don't walk you through it, you'll get there by yourself. - Sorry, I'm not gonna do it. - It was like, too directly. - Yeah. - You need like, one degree removed, and it's like, oh, it's huge. - I totally get that. That's the issue for me, yeah, it's a sticking point. Okay, sorry, Brooklyn show. Yeah, so I, when I write jokes, I put them in my notes, my app, 'cause I'll get those things, and then when I write the actual joke, and I flesh it out, I put it in a journal. And I told you that like, all of my journals, I have stacks and stacks of these. That's like where I flesh out the jokes, and I go through, and it's kind of like an audit of the jokes. But some of them are when I have started journaling, and I'm writing down like, day to day. - Right. - And I wrote a bunch of new material for this show. I wrote like 25 minutes of new material. - Oh wow. - Yeah, it was great. And then-- - How many pages did something like that take up? - Like six. - Wow. - Yeah. And I don't, I'm usually off book for these shows. But this one, I was like, I'm gonna give myself some grace. These are brand new jokes, a lot of material. I'm gonna bring the journal out. - A lot of comics I've seen have there. - Yeah, pages. - The concept of the show, also that we're doing, is a work it out, so it's like, new stuff, and we flesh it out, and we talk to people in like, the jokes change, 'cause we haven't done it before. So I go out, and I go out on the stage, and I pop open my notebook. Guess which journal I brought? - The wrong one. - The one that has like my journal entries. - Like the air diary? - Yeah. - Yeah. That's almost like Worse Nightmare vibes. Like imagine just sitting, like reading from it in front of a crowd. When I tell you I'm sitting there, I get to a point where I'm like, all right, I'm gonna do some new jokes, and I whatever I open it, and it says, today it was another hard one. (laughing) - I actually genuinely have a solution to all your problems. - What is it? - Louise Carmen. - Who is it? No. (laughing) - No, I don't even know where you're going. - I was gonna thank Louise, but it's this really bougie journal place in Paris that all of the journal, I was just there. - Ah, but I would have to go, and it's like a leather organizer, and within it is multiple notebooks. - It's a like one of those just like experiences. - Within it, it's an entire ecosystem in one. So like you have multiple notebooks in one, and you can keep your passport in there too and stuff. People are obsessed, really obsessed, and I need a pretty significant-- - Oh, that's pretty, see? - It's just a leather wrap. - It's pretty much a leather wrap, but like-- - And it just goes around all year. - Highly coveted. - Oh, I mean, it's very-- - Julia Mervis just got one, she was in Paris. - I was gonna say it's very chic, it's very Julia Mervis. - Yeah, yeah, I really need one. Like that wouldn't be my ideal brand trip. - A leather wrap. - Is to go instead of like tart and like same parts, it's Louise Carmen. - And some twine. That's cool. - Thanks. - Well, I didn't do that. I think my issue is that I need them to be color coded. I can't have a bunch of black molskins stacked up from my carmen. - Oh, Connor, you can totally color code them within the Louise. - Oh, you don't have to put Louise notebooks inside of the Louise Carmen. - I need to show you. Anyways, people were very nice. Someone, I've never gotten more DMs that are like, I can't tell if you were doing a bit. There's so many awkward moments, but you saved them on. I was like, you know how you go out to things like this and you're like, at least no one will know if you, you're the only one that will know if you're messing up. - Right. - People caught on. - Yeah, but that's what those types of shows are for. And I actually think like, you haven't really done these. - No. - Like you almost missed the step. Like you went right to like, grand tour. - Yeah. - So like, I think this is really cool. - I was doing those shows that I was hosting and there were nights. Remember when I would come in here and like, I bombed? - Right, and like, I think it's 'cause you missed that like, key workshop era. - Yeah. I'm getting very comfortable. - You were throwing right to the sharks. - I'm getting very comfortable going out and being like, well, what sucks is I go out and do shows. Like I talked about the, there was a day yesterday in New York where, or not yesterday, Sunday in New York, where I was walking around and so how. And I'm not getting, I saw 50 dudes that have now found their new personality in Love Story, JFK, Jr. - You know, I had stopped watching. - Did you? - The same way I have never finished Titanic. I'm too in pain and knowing they're about gonna die. Like I can't, I can't continue. To me, the show ends when they meet, or when they start dating. I'm thinking about maybe going to the wedding, but like I think that will just hurt more. - Yeah, I mean, yeah, if that's gonna hurt you like that. - Yeah. - I wanna say that yesterday, I watched Titanic on the plane flying here. - Yeah. - And I was eating a lot of flak. People are like, this is not a plane movie. I'm like, when you've seen it as many times, okay, I got a spiel. When you've seen it as many times as I have, I would call myself Titanic the movie aficionado. Like I definitely am very well versed in this movie. I know, obviously I know what's gonna happen historically. I know it's a story. I have, this was a cathartic experience for me, even my 80th time watching this movie on this plane. - That is crazy. Like I can't, I can't, I go into fight or flight when Titanic is on. I had a sweater on it that didn't have a hood, which I need to not stop flying without like a hood apparatus. I need to always have a hood apparatus. So I had to put my hoodie, take my hoodie up, put it over my face because I was sobbing again. And I kept coughing and the woman next to me was this older Diane Keaton looking woman, or as a piece, and every time I cough, she'd go. And I'm like, okay, easy. I'm not like, I wasn't like, (clears throat) I was like, (clears throat) and she'd go, and by the way, we're in like, pretty severe turbulence. I'm coughing and that's when she jumps. - You were coughing from the turbulence? - No, I was coughing because I was crying. - Oh, I understand. - I have one thing that I got fired up yesterday about, it's when people come on and they're like, my hot take is that Rose and Jack could have fit on that floating door. I'm sorry, no they couldn't have. Are you even watching the movie? Have you ever floated on anything? - You should open your shows with that. - What do you know about buoyancy? Seriously, have you ever tried to get on a kayak alone? The kayak doesn't want you in it. You know, it'll flip. It's hard to get back in a kayak. Sorry, could you imagine getting on a floating door? That door doesn't want to be in the water. It's not supposed to float. - I think the issue for me is that like, let's both get on it and like, if we drown, we drown. Together. - He loved her so much that he, and he's from Wisconsin. So he's like, oh, I think he was thinking, I can handle this, I can handle this. But also, he was willing to die for his romantic. Yes, of course, the surface area on the thing, they could fit on it, but it's not buoyant enough for two people. It frustrates me so much. - I think he should have gotten on it. If I were her after everything they've been through, I don't really need to go on living. If he's not on the door with me. - What? - I don't think I could do it. - Well, what I appreciate about her is that like, he didn't exist to anybody. He was an orphan. - Yes. - He was no mad. There was a record of him anywhere. She didn't even have a photograph. She took his last name and now is bearing children and carried on the Dawson legacy. Now, one thing I did notice is that plenty of people are dying way earlier than him. There's several other floating objects. You know, like I'm seeing myself craft a bit of a floating apparatus like while we're on the boat. So look at all these supplies. - So you genuinely fully believe like, without a doubt you would have survived the Titanic. - No, I think that if I was in fight or flight mode, I would die just 'cause I like I would die. And he just passed away, I closed his eyes and just died. And you know, like everyone else's eyes, they're like, he's like a baby, like a, like a- - I've never seen it. I've never seen the death. - He falls, I mean, he just like- - He falls asleep on the door. - No, I mean, he's shivering with her and then she wakes up and she's trying to wake him up. - And I'm not, I don't know about that. - What's worse than him dying is a speech that he gives her where it's like, you need to go out and live and you need to have a bunch of babies and you need to grow old with them and you need to watch them grow and then- - I'm just sick. - The one thing I noticed in this one, and I'll stop talking about this. You know, I heart symbolism. - I know. - This is the first time I've watched it. I'm like, he shows her his drawings and he talks and she's, you know, there's a lot of naked women in it. And she's like, certainly you had a love affair with these women and he's like, no, not at all. I love this one, this one, like a prostitute's hands. I love a fair maybe with her hands. And there's several drawings, hands, hands, hands. And then there was a big draw like, there was a big, a lot of closeups when they were like hooking up for the first time their hands, hands touching, hands grasping. And then at the end, the last thing is never like, oh, and it's their hands. And so I think that there is some sort of symbolism with the hands that couldn't figure it out. I think that it might just be like- - Look at you, look at you. - Ragec, of course. But I don't want to hear no one ever come to me with they both could have. to fit get out of my shoes to get out of my face. - You're right, they both could have fit. It's an issue of buoyancy. - Yeah, if it was sitting on sand, we could both fit in that chair. - Right. - Would it float? - No! - Right, right, right, right, right, right. Was that crispy? - Anyways, that was a crispy, right. About JFK, the thing that I was seeing that's so fascinating is I'm seeing all these young men who have no sense of self, and they finally found themselves, and these are the most standard JP looking young men that you've ever seen. They work in finance. They do like uniformity. Just like, you know, you join a fraternity, and like, now these are my brothers, and then you join, there's a ladder that it's finance. You do this, you do this, private equity. Now they're like, oh my God, they're seeing someone who's essentially like a royalty on TV and they go, that's me. - Yeah. - I'm him, hat backwards. - Yeah. - But I'm sure it may be a vest. - Yeah. - And then they're Vennmo requesting someone six dollars for the Uber last night. - How do you feel about people taking pictures with their apartment? I've been seeing a lot of discourse about that. - I don't know. It's probably a historical apartment, right? - I don't know. - There's an apartment in West Village that every time I walk by it, people are outside taking pictures, and I saw the man come out one day. It's like, people live here, by the way. - Right. - It's not like a picture place. I do think that if it's that big of an issue, like maybe the city makes it a historical landmark, and it's like, well, this is hard to say, but it's like a, maybe like a little bit of a museum. If it's that important to like the American people. - I don't think it's just like where two people lived. Like it's like very much not like fantasy. - I know. - I was gonna say in front of cows. - Yeah, it's very much not that. - I know, no, I agree. People are weird, I don't know. But you wanna hear a funny story? - Yeah, I do. - So there's one time when I don't think I lived in New York yet, or I had just moved there, and I had had a can, and I had an empty stomach can, so I was a little bit high. And I was walking over to a body's place, and I hadn't understood yet the buzz. I'm buzzing you up, I'm buzzing you up, and I said, no, you're not, I'm out here, I'm on the street. I had walked to on the map, friends apartment. - Took me a second. - Just the friends, the apartment from friends. I was like in my head, I'm like, oh cool, it's like navigating me to my body's house. Friends apartment. - You know they filmed in LA? They just use the outside of it of the thing? - That's crazy. Well now you-- - That's crazy to film a show like that in LA. - I agree. - They pulled it off though. - They did. - They sure did. - Anyways, that's probably probably 10 cents. - Okay, all worth noting. Thank you for sharing. I have a few things that I could talk about. - Hit me. - Have you listened to Harry's album at all? - Yeah, okay. Last week we posted the clip of me saying, I'd really like to boogie and everyone's like, yeah, I have an album for me. As if I didn't listen to it, I'd really enjoy it. I said when that first song came out, what is it called? - Aperture. - No. - Okay. - It was, there was only one song that came out. - Oh, well then it was that one, and that's the one I'm understanding from everybody is a flop. - I actually, that's really, I think, one of my least favorites is Aperture. Hang on, I'm gonna say Aperture, right? Aperture. Yeah. - See, like, if you don't like this, I like Rufus D'Soul, and that's what the vibe it's giving to me. - I'm about Rufus D'Soul. - I'm talking about D'Soul, kinda Rufus. And I really like those young men, and I am, that's, it's the same vibe. - Yeah, that one's not my favorite. - I love it. - I do, I, I'll be honest, my first listen, and this happens to me with a lot of Harry. Like, Harry is someone that I need to listen over and over again. I was like, oh, I almost might not like any of these. Second listen, I found like one or two that I liked. I really like American girls. - Yeah. - And then like third, fourth, fifth listen. Like, I think I really love them all. - Except Aperture. - Except Aperture. - Well, I really like it. That's so nice that he's making music for me. - Let me tell you my favorites. - Coming up Rose is as beautiful, but that's more slow. I don't know if you could necessarily boogie to it. - Okay, I can boogie to just about anything. - Pop is really good. That you can boogie to. - I don't know the names, but I can, oh, that one. No, I haven't, I don't know. - That one you'll boogie to. Are you listening yet? You could boogie to, you know that one? - I don't know the word. I don't know the names of the songs. I listened to it on a playlist while I ran. - The waiting game is also gorgeous. - All I can do it. - So, I mean, they're all great. Paint by numbers, season two, wait lost. I actually like, I couldn't tell you that. - Season two, wait lost. I couldn't tell you how that one goes right now. Sorry, that's the waiting game. - He subscribed to the Lana Del Rey School of Naming Music. - Season two, waiting room, wait lost. - Season two, wait lost, and waiting game. - I will say whatever he performed, whatever song that was, and he did the dance. - Aperture. - Really pissed me off. - Aperture. Why? - 'Cause it was, it was like, it, yeah, yeah, I got that. - I wanted to tell him it's okay to not do all that. - I do, I, I, everyone gives him shit for like him not dancing in his stage presence. And now I think it's like, okay, we appreciate you trying. - Oh, so other people agree with me? - I think so. - Okay, that was, that was like she and, that was like she and like your teacher at the pet rally. and it's like, we raise enough money and now, like, Coach Martin is gonna twerk for us. And it was like, okay, hang on. Stop, stop, Coach Martin. - Yeah, it's not, I prefer him singing, I really do. Let's not just say that. - Oh, yikes, yeah, it looks animatry. - I love the guy, I really do love the guy though. - Oh, in the mouth, that's the part that I saw. Harry Styles doesn't need to do that. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's gotta stop. I will say his hair line looks great. - He tried. - He didn't need to, that's what I'm saying. - But exactly, and that's why it's even more meaningful that he did. - I wish he would have gone into a very close circle, maybe close friends and said, should I do this? Got some feedback 'cause I guarantee you it would have been unanimous. But I do wonder if now we're talking, I don't know if we would have talked about him in depth like this. I want to get to his hairline 'cause I think his hairline looks great. I'm happy that Harry is Harry. - Yeah, do you, he made a joke about it on Royal Court. - Daddy? - Yeah. - What did he say? - Something about Turkey or not at all or something about his hairline. - Yeah, he just referenced. - He just referenced it like in passing and was like, I'm kidding. Like, he was making fun of people. - Well, he was making fun of the rumor that people. - Oh, it wasn't a rumor. His hairline was just cheating and he fixed it for a fact. - I don't, I don't know if I believe it. (humming) - I just don't know. I could do that Mongolian throat singing. - Oh, let me see that like fourth picture, I see. - Right, yeah. - Yeah. Well. - Your hair could also just land for a minute. - I don't know if his hair is just falling in front of his face more there. - Anyways, we don't need to speculate about his hairline. I do think he did it, but it doesn't matter either way. He could be bald. - I had like something I wanted to go into today. That's like a little bit more like serious and vulnerable and kind of like therapy, but I don't think today is the day. - Okay, that's fine. - Because my mind is, my brain is it not a hundred could, a hundred, and I would want it to be for this. - Okay, maybe maybe. - But I wanna talk about art. - Okay. - And producing it and reception to it. - Okay. - But I don't think I can today. So maybe next week. - Table it. - I'll table it, I'll move it into the next page with my hope in each. - Nice. Like there's no point in me even saying what I, my stuff is the dumbest stuff ever. I watched, I'm very excited to, remember I was really excited about that dinosaurs show on. - Oh yeah, what is that I saw it? - It's basically planet Earth, but it goes through like, from the beginning, like you know how we always see those pictures of like that lizard then crawling out of the ocean and now it has legs. - Yes. - Cool, like I watched the whole thing in one evening while I was cleaning, and it was awesome. It was awesome, awesome, awesome. - I think I'd like it. - If you got really high, maybe. I really, really liked it. It's just making me look at birds differently because basically everything was a bird or a lizard. - Yeah. - You know how we always say that everything's a cat or a dog, like birds or cats and. - What's the dinosaur's most recent common ancestor? Is it a lizard or a bird? Or a boat depending on the dinosaur? - It's a bird. - Yeah, definitely for the, the tarot actle. - But like, it's, it's crazy that I'm watching this show about these velociraptors that are just nightmarish that we used to run around town, like bugs, and they used to rip other animals apart. And then I'm watching these seagulls on the beach this morning, fight over a bag of hot cheetos. - I. - How far you've come and you've evolved backwards to eat hot cheetos. You guys, stick your chest out. Remember where you came from? You are not like this. Remember your roots. - I don't know much about dinosaurs. - Sure. - Which may shock a lot of people. - Okay. - But is there, and I don't mean to feed into conspiracy theories, but is there like a wide held belief that dinosaurs never existed by anyone? - Is there a group of people that are dinosaur deniers? there. are dinosaurs and I think in the same vein that there's everything to deniers, I think there's a lot of people that believe that we did it all wrong and the bones are all constructed differently. - Uh-huh. - Like we just found out that these huge dinosaurs have feathers. - Right. - And they always have feathers. (clears throat) - Oh, some people think that the bones were planted. There's no way. - I mean, just like. Well, one thing I did see is that, and this is great, this is nuts, but I looked into dinosaurs a little bit after I watched the whole thing, and someone said that oil and gas is called fossil fuels because of the bones and the pressure that is put on them, much like Jade Walnuts, except it's pressured them all to basically juiced them into oil and gas, and that's what we drill. And someone has come out and said, no, oil and gas is an endless resource. That's like replenishable and earth produces oil and gas. And there's no way that the bones of dinosaurs being pressurized for so many years is creating this thing that, and so that was the only thing that I've heard. And then it led to a lot of people that were like, yeah, well dinosaurs never even existed. Bones are planted, et cetera. And there's a guy that just found a leg of a mammoth in like Arkansas, and it was just like sitting in a river. And people like that's the whole. It doesn't help. - One thing I'll never understand, as a person and a woman, oil, it's fine though. Like what's cool about that is you don't have to worry about that. And I'm not going to. - We're on different, but like that is just something that every time someone tries to explain it to me in one, out the other. - Can I really quickly circle back to the dinosaurs thing? - Yeah. - So I'm watching this show. I think you would like it, actually. Okay. - I liked like David Attenborough stuff. - Okay, this is Morgan Freeman. I almost said Morgan Wallen. Morgan Wallen narrating the dinosaurs show. - I bet he would be a dinosaur denier. I don't think he gives a shit if dinosaurs are like, you know, I don't fucking care. - Now, one thing that's so amazing about these shows, is that they, they have the bones. They have these things. They're talking 70. The rest don't matter, and it doesn't. But the thing about these. - Okay, I'm just going to get right to it. Storytelling is alive and well in the dinosaur documentary that they produce. They're talking 17 million years ago. They have found these bones, and they're saying, come and hide from the triceratops with mama. They have a mama, little dinosaur. That's two feet tall, and it has babies, and they're talking about, and now only the sister is alive to tell the story, and it's like, how do you know? And it's like this thing is how to do that. - How do you know that? - No, you need to watch the show. So I know that I'm thinking. - Oh, I want to. - And it's narrated a bit more in Freeman. I want to know, I think obviously it's because of his voice that he's chosen for these roles, 'cause it's so soothing. - Yeah, of course. - And it demands so much power, his voice, but I do know that he has this whole. - He's got a voice for you, you know what I'm, I've got a voice for you, you know who, and you know what. - It takes you all the way to bed. That voice will wake you up in the morning, and put you bed at night. Voice that orders for the table. - And if you know what I mean? - What? - To pay. - I do too. - I'm gonna hold it. - I don't know if I can, I've gotten like quiet. - Get a UTI with mama. - No, I don't want a UTI. - Come on. - I think I've gotten quiet, 'cause I have to pee, and there's really something in my throat. - Oh, at least it's in your throat. - What do you mean? - There's plenty of places that something could be, and it wouldn't be in your throat. Wait, let me finish. It doesn't matter, who gives a shit what I have to say. - I do. - Come on. - Have I told you I got a bidet? - Are you using? - My dad came to install it. - Dad came to. - It was my birthday present. - Thanks, rich dad. - Oh. - It's so much rich daddy. I love it. I love my bidet. I don't know how I lived without my bidet. My rural throne, it keeps my butt nice and warm. It's heated seat. Hi, Richie. - Your daddy may swim on the lake, but my daddy flew here to install my bidet, and he owns the lake. Thank you. - Thank you. I just like, it is true that once you go bidet, you never go away. - You really can't go back. - Hell no. - Hell no. - Well, that's really awesome. I've had, I've stayed in hotels that have bidets in Vancouver, and you really look forward to going home and letting it rip. - That it becomes your throne. - I will say, I've noticed that my friends are more comfortable really doing something in my restroom. - Wait, what'd you say? - I said I've noticed that my friends have gotten really comfortable with the bidet. - Oh, I see. - And just, I mean letting it rip, as you would say, because they know they have that security. - In layman's terms, sure. - In layman's terms, they know they have that security. They're something I've noticed, and I want them to feel comfortable. Sometimes I don't want everyone to get too comfortable if you know what I mean. - Are there spending a lot of time in there? - It's just like. - Tristan? - Channing for sure. - Tristan did one pretty significant number. - He took a long phone call. - He took a Zoom meeting. - He did the same at my place. - Oh, I'm very familiar. I think he started a deck in mine and finished the deck and was able to present it to a team. - The pitch deck. - And get feedback. - Yup, stayed long enough for the feedback. - Yes, I said, go ahead and bring in a Roman candle with you. - Yup. - Because nothing I own is gonna be able to take this away what you've done. - Let's just say Patrick has not been an angel either. (laughing) - Patrick is the devil on my bidet. - Let's just say that. If you know what a girl means. - Holy moly, let's move on. I stopped my toe last night. - Yeah. - And it got me. - Oh, I'm sorry. - It got me thinking. - Too big. - No. There's nothing to thank the toe for. - Now, maybe, hang on. - Let me get you there, let me get you there. So obviously I put my suitcase next to my bed because I needed the other space for earlier than the day. So I put it next to my bed. And I'm like, I know it's here. I'm gonna go to bed, I'm not gonna move it out of the way. I go pee in the middle of the night, like two in the morning. I walk back, stop it. It hurts. - Yeah. - And now I have to get into bed. And just, I was about to, I had the sleepy cells holding onto the sleep. So you get back in, knock. But no, I'm awake, I'm thinking about it. I'm going out, out, out, out. First of all, the thing about stepping your toes, I wasn't moving that fast. Why does this hurt so bad, you know? - I thought you were moving faster than you thought you were. - But like, it's just an unnecessary correlation between how fast I was moving and how much pain my toes in. Two, it got me thinking about something. - Wait, can you explain what I could have done about it? - I'm getting there. - Okay. - I'm gonna get you there. I'm gonna go full circle. - Okay. - I'm gonna reconnect the dots for you. - That's right. - So then I'm thinking, what a privilege it is to have a foot that I'm, and moving legs that we're able to stub my toe. And the reason-- - Are you the human body? - Hmm. - Thank you, the privilege. - You are so talented. It just, that wouldn't have occurred to me. - You will get there. I promise you. - I'm scared that I won't. - You will. - Thank you. - It's been two weeks, yeah, thank you privilege. And that goes beyond, of having legs, of being able to walk, of having a foot, that can't be stopped. - Thank you, the honor. Thank you, the honor of a lifetime. - Yeah. - You like that? - Yeah, that was good. - Okay. - Yeah. And now if you can seamlessly integrate into a sentence, that's gonna be cherry on top. - Okay. - Sure. And then the reason I've been thinking like that is because the other day I posted an Instagram story of my dryer. - Yes. - And it's in my apartment, of course, I have in unit washer dryer that like, and if it's not clear to people, it's not usable because it takes 12 hours to do one small load of laundry because of, and it's just, it's not an efficient use of electricity and water 'cause it goes and goes and goes, 'cause it's the same unit that does both. Thank you, the privilege, of course. - Someone, I put it on my story because it shakes my whole kitchen and all the glasses clank and I had a coffee on the counter and it looked like an earthquake. And I just posted and I was like, using my dryer LOL and someone was like, "At least you have legs to walk." - Yeah. They skipped at least you have a dryer and then that bubble. - Two people, say me that said, I'm not gonna do the other one. The other one was very dark, but I was like, that's true. At least you have legs. - Yeah, thank you, the privilege. If I don't pee now, I'll like it is gonna happen in the Cali Clarkson. - That's fine, you can go. I have stuff I can die for. - Well, I would like to talk about it with you so how but we just pause. (upbeat music) - Okay, so-- - How was your pee? - Wait, flagging really quickly that now I have a cough drop in my mouth, so I'm sorry, you guys. But there's something in my throat. - There's something in my throat. Is there what? - Second thing? I think I need to go to the bladder doctor because I've been noticing recently the frequency in which I have to pee has increased by a lot, but like not a lot of pee is coming out. It's just like an urge. - Do you think it's like age? - Do you ever, you ever had this, have you ever-- - Have you ever-- - Have you ever had this certain urge to put a whole bag of jelly beans up your ass? - Thank you. - Yeah, it is an age thing. Thank you. - I've been getting great hair for you. - Aging is a blessing. [CLAPPING] - I should like, I want to together myself and I can. - You will, now that you have that, that's a stepping stone to success. - Right, at least like using it in the right context. Right, yeah, I agree. What were you gonna say about milking farm earlier? - Then I'm gonna read it. I'm gonna give you your space once again, like I did on your half and I'm gonna read it. And if anyone wants to join me on my milking farm journey, I'm gonna start on Monday. - Well, you know the reason I have to press pause is because I needed to start Creston City because I had a dream that Akatar was about to be, the new Akatar was about to be announced. - Wait, did Alice Cooper have her on the podcast? - Yes. - Sarah J. Mass. - Yes. - Okay. - Like, is that not like pretty weird? - Did she not have a Sarah J. Mass of announcement to give? - Oh, she absolutely did. - Did she, well, was it? - But before I even get into that, is that not like, let's acknowledge that like, me having that dream and then me having to pause milking farm because I needed to start Creston City. - Right. - Is, we're timing. Let's acknowledge that. - My words are just like dust. - Let's acknowledge that. - Yeah, no, I do want to do that. And I think, yeah, I mean, acknowledging that that's crazy. - Do you understand, like, what, what's, like do you know what Creston City is? You know what I'm talking about? That's her other series that a lot of people have been putting off because it's just very dense. - Okay. - But you kind of need information from there to continue into the Akatar space. - Okay. - So I had a dream. - An offshoot. - It's an offshoot. - Okay. - But there's believed to be an interconnectedness there that would help you and benefit you in the future Akatar books. - So I had a dream that I was telling you about, like a month or so ago, I said, I have to press pause milking farm because I think it's time for me to read Creston City because I feel an Akatar six announcement coming. - Right. - A few weeks later. - Yeah, like clockwork. - Not only did we get an Akatar six announcement, we got an Akatar seven announcement, and acknowledgement of an Akatar eight. - Well, what a cool spot for Sarah James to be in where she's just like, hmm. I'm bored. Let me write six and seven and eight. - Well, there really one story, but she doesn't want to be bound by the glue that holds pages together. So she's introduced, she's publishing this same story. - Do you think I do? - Three installments. Now, imagine wanting to be bound by the glue. Thank you, the Elmers. - Oh my God, you've strayed. - From the creators' life. - From the bearists. (laughing) - Thank you, the Elmer. (laughing) - Stop, I'm a bearist. But you should watch her on call her daddy. - Okay. - A lot of people like, I think that we're unfamiliar with her or like she's weird or not weird. Like just like intense. Like I don't know, people are like off put, but what people are not realizing, I'm in love with this woman, by the way. Like, in a way that I've never been in love with a woman. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What people are not realizing is that she's a nerd trapped in a really, really hot person's body. And I think that's-- - I've seen that several times. - That's what's throwing everyone off. - Yeah. - Is that you wouldn't question her if she looked more into this kind of look. - You know what she looks like? - What? - Frick. - What's that girl's name? Why should I say Frick? Megan. - Fahey? - Fahey. - Yeah, she is-- - Yeah, she totally does. - Yeah, she's extremely beautiful. And I think it's throwing a lot of people for a loop. - Yeah, she's gorgeous. I was like, "Hillary deaf too." - She's like, "Oh my God, speaking of Hillary." - Yeah, I saw that. - What? - Oh. - What did you see? - Just the mic that she was using the other day. Did you see? Did anyone see that? - No. - It's like crazy what they've done to microphones now. Like, you can, 'cause there was like a big back, "Oh, do you want me to do this now?" Or should you want to finish? - Yeah, I need something to say about Hillary deaf, but you can talk about it or microphone if you need. - No, no, no, I've just saw this discourse online about like, they're now making mics, 'cause everyone's like, "No, the mic is on." Like, as you can see, 'cause people were lip syncing and now they have built the auto tune and pitch correction into the handheld microphone now. - Think me palo, how ironic, isn't it? Isn't it ironic? - And someone was like, "It's crazy that the thing that ruined Jessica Simpson's career is now like the norm." - Yeah. - Must be hard. But Jessica Simpson has a very successful line of shoes. - She will be okay. - Yeah. - She will be okay. Hillary deaf went on, I think it was Jay Shetty's podcast the other day. - Yeah. - And she was talking about how she's had to go to no contact with a lot of members of her family, particularly Haley Duff, her sister, and I think her dad, but I had been in a fight with my sister, we have not spoken in two weeks. This is the first time that we really haven't spoken. And so I took a pretty big risk comedically. And I sent her, we had been no contact for two. I sent her a clip of Hillary on Jay Shetty, like with dramatic music playing in the background, being like my sister and I are no contact. And so I sent that to her, and then immediately, I with my stomach dropped and I was like, I think that wasn't, I think it's not gonna land. 'Cause it was a pretty damn big risk to take. - Yeah. - Fricking slam dunk. Like that's my sister again now. - That's awesome. - Yeah. - So. - Oh that's so fun. - You take 100%, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Kobe. - Yeah. - That's so, that's-- - So that was really cool. - I'm happy. I actually like, I'm sharing that win with you. That's an amazing one. - Yeah. - And now have you started talking? - Yeah, oh, we're completely back. - I got like a six years ago today, a thing of me and my sister and I was like, this might be the fuggliest photo I've ever seen of both of us. And she said, yuck. And that was our conversation yesterday. It is kind of just like boom, boom. - Sometimes you don't need a lot of words. It's yuck. - She actually said holy yuck. - Holy yuck. I like holy yuck. - Yeah. Holy yuck. - Holy yuck. - Did you see? Okay, wait, this is like a fun one. This is like a fun one for us to keep up with, a space to watch, if you will. People are seeing Bigfoot. - Yeah. - No, I'm serious. For all the people that said nothing ever happens with this, you're eating, you're about to eat your words for breakfast, lunch, and supper. There's been like eight sightings in a row. And it's real. - It's Bigfoot also a-k-a-sasquatch. - Sasquatch, yeah. - But is that like a slur now? - I mean, if it's like a person. - Or a Bigfoot, the slur. - If you have Bigfoot, if you have one Bigfoot, I mean, it probably would hurt your feelings if you were in like eighth grade, if you were being called Bigfoot, but- - I'm just talking about like the Bigfoot community, I feel like one of the terms is not accepted anymore. It might be sasquatch. - Wait, like that community is- - It's like, please don't use this word. - Oh, yeah. - Sorry. - No, I'm not coming for you. I'm just like, which one is it I wonder? - I feel comfortable saying it. - I do too. - Yeah, but I could be open to learning. - We have always been open to learning. - Yeah. - I would like to have a sasquatch or Bigfoot expert on. But wait, can we type in? I wanna see if this is real. Like, it's been coming up a lot. Like this is like, unless I'm on, as always, as always, I'm on like conspiracy theory TikTok, which like a big one right now has been people are saying that wisdom teeth actually have a lot of sim cells that help your brain and heart repair themselves. - I don't know about that. I still have mine. - Your heart is fine. - I'm talking about my brain. - Reports of 10 foot hairy figures in the Ohio woods have Bigfoot watchers buzzing. So there's been a string of strange sightings. That's hard. A string of strange sighting. - Whoa. A string of sight. A string of sight. - Oh, you're saying? - I'm saying. - You come until you get it. - Thank you to language barrier. A string of high sightings of large, dark, and hairy figures in Ohio has Bigfoot investigators more riled up than they've been in decades. According to the Bigfoot Society, so Bigfoot is it? It's okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's a major question. - If the society is saying it, it must be okay. Thank you, the Bigfoot Society. That felt better. That did feel better. - No, I think you'd say, I think you'd say, what is the society? What has brought these people together? - What is the society for 400? - As of Tuesday morning, at least six logos have reported spotting something in the woods that could be a giant hairy, eight man. That feels like a slur. - That does. - Oh my gosh. Even, okay, what's crazy? Okay, now I have a connection. - What? - I got a text. Apple is releasing a Bigfoot emoji soon. They just released their emoji list and one of them is a big hairy man. - I really like emoji. - Maybe this is like, oh no. Do you think this is press for their new emoji? - Oh, the Bigfoot Siding. - Yeah. - Honestly, Connor. - Maybe. Damn. - Well, also like, we don't know which one came first, the chicken or the egg. Did the Bigfoot Siding's come first or did the emoji come? - Just like no one ever gives a shit when this team releases a collection of emojis. It's like, - I agree that it's PR, it's emoji PR. - March six in Montua. A nine foot brown male spotted near S. - How do they know it's a male? - That seemed problem at. Hi. - Have you ever? - I don't know if you saw a nine foot brown male and they're like, okay, chill. - Have you ever considered the fact that Bigfoot could be a woman? Well, they said ape man. - Right, but how would they know? - Good question. - So it's just something to think about. Like we always think about Bigfoot as a boy and the lock to sponsor as a girl. - Nassie. - Yeah, 'cause of Nass, who by the way, I believe in much more than Bigfoot. 95% of the ocean is unexplored, and it might even be 99. - It's in the lake. - It's in the lock. - Which is a lake. - Yeah. - Thank you to the language barrier. - Yeah, it is 100. I'm just saying, I'm at like waters, you know? And much more likely to believe there's something in the water. - Mine tastes like dust. And okay, another one. An eight foot figure with a deep vibrating grunt. - Oh, absolutely. Thank you the North Atlantic. - That, no. - Why did you say that? - I was about five minutes late with Nassie. - Okay. March 9th, Garrett's Villa, Hiker encountered an eight foot Sasquatch in black fur. Headwater's trail, 10 foot, and this is on March 9th as well. Two, an hour and 40 minutes after. Headwater's trail, 10 foot black figure with a stilt-like gate and musky odor. This is pee. - Musky odor. - 'Cause how close are? And no pictures, by the way. Oh, this is PR. A six foot brown figure spotted running with an impossibly long stride. We need your help. If you're in Wyndham, Garrett's Villa, or the Trumble County Line, BRIs and ears, check trail cams and security footage. Listen, for deep grunts, whoops or wood knocks. Report sightings immediately. Witness privacy is our priority. - Okay. This is PR for big emoji. - Yeah. - I'm sorry. - I mean, that is a bummer, or is it a distraction from the Epstein files? - Everything is a distraction from the Epstein files. - Yeah. - Stop laughing. Stupid. Get this. - We need to smoke with big foot. - Oh, that could be hot, but get this. Remember I was telling you about my terrible neighbor? - Yeah. - I'm almost scared of what she could do to me. - Why? - Because I met for the first time, one of my other neighbors, who lives in my apartment is kind of like someone lives on top of me. So I met him for the first time. And he was like, excuse me. And I obviously always think I'm getting in trouble. - Yeah. - But he was like, I've been like, what? - I was like, yeah. He was asking if I've ever had any issues with the neighbor. And I was like, yes, like I got these notes all over my car. It was like horrible vibes. Like, she's always calling the police on set. Like just like horrible vibes. Apparently, she's been calling him slurs. And so he asked me if I, if it would be okay, if he put a pride flag out, I started sobbing. I said, I'm embarrassed that I don't already have one out. And then I just ordered a pack of 40. And I'm gonna plant them all. - It might be, this is when you're schooling and the way you were raised comes back to play. You can be so progressive that it's a bit homophobic. - So I have 40 pride flags? - I think so. Yeah, I think they cancel each other out. Okay, then what can I do? - I think one would be great. - Okay, and I'll just save 39 for a rainy day. - Yeah, thank you to the community. - Don't. Okay, I'm all, okay, I will just do the one. I don't want to, I don't want to. - Yeah, 40s. - Well, it came in the pack of 40, that's not my. - Maybe put them on her door. - That is like, I could, she would get me arrested. She's cameras everywhere. - Sure. - But what a horrible person. - That's painful. - Well, you had a, you had a gut feeling about her. - Oh, she's terrible. So stay. - Vigilent. - Vigilent, that is what I'll say. - Yeah. - And I'll let you know, also, how could you live in West Hollywood and be homophobic? That's what I want to know. - Mm-hmm, good question. It's statistically, your neighbors will be gay, statistically speaking. - Right. - And her's off. - This is just a numbers game at this point. - So, I love my neighbor. - Good. - It was nice to talk to him. - Right, of course. - So, I'll keep you updated. - Right, thank you the connection. - And let me know if anyone here needs a pride flag. - Well, that's really special. Are we, I think we're wrapping, right? No? Oh, all right. I know. - Well, thank you guys for listening. I sure had fun in the studio today. We never even said that. - I think we're being here. - Oh, yeah, you're in the studio. - Yeah, if you guys are listening on audio, I'm sitting my fat ass down and listening. I'm also contributing and speaking as well. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you so soon. - Appreciate you. - Stay tuned. - Appreciate you. - And watch your space. - Appreciate you. - And we'll let you go. See ya. (audience cheering)