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There's definitely some. There's no way people, like, "Do I really want the round of applause back just to hear you say it?" No, I think there's a lot of people that just like to hear the clap. That's strange. To me, that's right. If you're requesting that the round of applause makes a return, but you're not applauding in a circle, that's strange. Those are the same people that do that, or the same people that listen to audio. That's strange, isn't it? That's so accurate. I used to watch audio. Oh, I used to have the best headphones. I used to hate when people. I've never met a human that did that. Oh, dude, you grew up around too many white people. Yeah, and I've been a lot of churchcaps. It was like unwritten, like, swag, round of applause for our next speaker. Everybody that I knew that went to church camp got fingered. Like, that's true. Everybody that I knew that way got fingered. Which is fine. But, like, the first finger was at church camp. That has to get muted. Oh, my. It hurts my soul how accurate that's saying. Yeah. I mean, there was some just raunchy stuff going on right after chapel, dude. Yeah, right behind that. That's about the crucifixion, how he died for our sins, and then she goes to a cabin. Yeah, that's why a lot of people win, because they get away from their family, and they're like. They know Sally Sue's going, "Oh, y'all get weird at the creek." They do have real quiet on the creek. I still. After that went viral this last week, I still haven't seen that trend happen one time. Like, it's never naturally broken. Your phone's broken, then. Your phone or your TikTok's broken. There's no way you have not seen a singular quiet on the creek video. I've never seen it. Only quiet on the creek video I've seen as ours. In the comments of ours, there's literally the. No, it's not real breast, but it's like all the gifts. Yeah, see, my algorithm has never been that horny. It's not even horny. If it's people gyrating their chesticles. That's more. That's a chesticle size. It's more musical. It's more sonic. My timeline's very sonic-ly gifted. And I did see a bunch of people like, "Oh, you know, on the highlighted blue part of TikTok?" It's like quiet on the creek real meaning. I never clicked on it, but I saw it. Yeah, I mean, everyone's curious. It literally was a story that someone just remixed it in the song and went absolutely. Oh, it's probably like one of the. It's like a Billy Holiday strange fruit situation. What the hell. Who is Billy Holiday and what is Strange Fruit? Who is Billy Holiday? I just heard your sad little John Cena heart. Who is the hell? Is Billy Holiday who was, she's an old. It's a. It's a sheet. Yeah, she's an old black singer and Strange Fruit is. You're gonna have to mute this out is she. She was. Oh, from the poppy tree. Yes, she was writing about a thing, but. They call it Strange Fruit and then Kanye remakes it into Strange Fruit hanging from the poppy tree. Yes, and so that's not saying it's a Strange Fruit. So I'm saying it's probably a Strange Fruit situation wherever quiet on the creek was probably like a slave to him that white people were like, "This is sick!" Bounce your. Susan, Bounce your. You know what I'm saying? Taking. Taking a freedom of working for freedom of him in remixing it on a turntable. Literally white blood on the leases. And telling other white people to bounce their. Isn't the craziest thing I've ever heard. It's blood on the leases. There you go, it's a whole store. You just got it. That's an effort, dude. Honestly, give him a fist up for you. I just think of a cardiac arrest. Oh my god, I said. Oh, dude, that's. Oh, they have rhythm, don't they? What's. There's some 808s behind it. Hey, Margaret, bounce them. That's actually how Elvis got his career. Really? Yeah, black church. He would pick through when he was like, dude, this is sick. I'm gonna steal that stuff. I'm gonna do it because I own a guitar right now. I'm gonna do it and just put a little string. Yeah, actually, yeah. Really? Welcome to history, YSK history. I love it. Come in to Patreon. I love it. Hey, there we go. You know what, this is coming to Patreon. Robby's back. A lot of people have missed Robby's in Peru. Dear God. So I'm excited to see that. But so, Robby's not the only one that traveled this past weekend. He's not. We didn't. Me and Cam, we went on some trips this week. We took a little love bird. A little love bird reunion. Do a work trip. One of them was a work trip. Such an. You're sitting there with his work. It was work. I wouldn't have been there with you if it wasn't work. That's crazy. First one, yes. I wouldn't have been there with you if it wasn't for work. But if I said, hey, do you want to go to New York for the weekend? I'd be like, "Are you okay?" Yeah, you'd be like, "What happened?" Yeah, what happened to everybody? Sorry, I got you, bro. You need to say the night. Yeah. You wouldn't do that. If I said, "No, I wouldn't do that." I would watch too. I just know how non-possibly that is. Hey, I'm working on that. I know, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. It's slow progress. Yeah, like a real slow progress. But we did take a trip to New York City for like a couple days. We did some work that you'll end up seeing on our new YouTube channel, "Why Is Cam Plush." Yeah, you will. But that was a crazy trip. That was an insane trip. Like, literally, from the moment we landed. Okay, now, is it fair to say it's partially our fault? It's partially our fault for the clause that we put in. It's your fault. Okay, it is my fault. I wanted to see if you're going to have it up to it too. So, we've been to New York countless times, right? I mean, just time after time of New York. And we've literally never stepped foot in the taxi. So, I don't know what I was feeling. I didn't sleep on the plane. He was knocked. He was like, "Tung out, you're like a dead animal." I didn't sleep at all. So, I got off the plane. I was hyped. I was ready to go. Let's go see New York. Right? Brother, we're here for two days. In and out, let's do a fun game. He said, "I don't like public games." I don't like it. I don't do that. That's fine. Unless we're bored, did I know? Let's only get in taxis while we're here. Yeah, Cam is insane. We were in New York for 48 hours. As soon as he landed, he became like a West Village legend. He was like, he's like, "Dude, let's get in the taxi." Man, this is New York. Let's do York. Okay, hey, taxi. You f*****. Yeah, and I was like, "No. I've always wanted to do that." Can't whistle like that. Yeah. I always wanted to do that. Reach for one. And I finally got to fill my dream. Now, if I could have had some foresight and knew what was going to happen after getting taxis instead of Uber blacks, I definitely would have retracted my statement. Our first taxi experience in New York was literally a trip from hell. It was the worst experience I've ever had in a car ever, literally ever. It was absolutely insane. It was 35-minute drive, I might add. No, no, no. Yeah, it was, I f*****g. Q was 42, I looked at it. It was a 42-minute taxi drive from the airport to our hotel in New York. So I'll start this story off because at some point I check out, and I don't know what happened, because I got so uncomfortable. As the story progresses, it gets worse and worse, so just stay along for the ride. I literally, to a point, I check out of this taxi. Oh my God. So Cam was like very adventurous, he was like, okay, we just landed in New York, let's get in this taxi. He finds the first taxi ever. Now, this guy looked like a gang member. Let me put it out there. He used an old, like, a retired gang member, like he would tell he's spent some time in carcerated. 100%. And later in the story, you'll see. Yeah. He did. And his brother. And his brother. By the way, his brother's made up. I was saying, all right, his brother's f*****g made up. The first of the quick access to every picture. Yeah. Oh my God. That's the greatest thing ever. So boom, we landed in New York. We get into this taxi. The guy. Open. I've never seen a taxi driver open up a door. Yeah. I think he does Uber on the side. He's in between. He's in between. Yeah. I think it was a regular car. He just slapped some taxes. Oh, 100%. He's paying that b*****g yellow. Like literal paint from a store and just put tax on it. So he gets out. He opens up the door for us. He's standing. I have themself with my door. I see him literally go like that. I'm like, holy shit. This guy is sporadic. He's sporadic. Perfect work. So I sit down. I'm uncomfortable because I enjoy luxury. Sorry. I'm sitting down like this. Now, I'm having an allergy attack. Right? And so I'm sneezing on. I'm literally going, "Hachu, Hachu, Hachu." As we're driving out of the airport, the man turns fully back at me. Right? Cars are in front of the road. The cars are fucking everywhere. He turns around. He goes, "Is it too cold in here?" What? He goes, "I saw the road, I saw the road." He goes, "Is it too cold in here?" Right? I go, "It's kinda good." Yeah. I go, "No." I go, "Temperature's fine." It just, "He goes, "I heard you sneezing." Yeah, I sneeze out loud. I can't sneeze quietly anyway. You go, "So I go, yeah, I'm good." He goes, "All right, man, all right." And so we make it out of the airport. We're starting to get highway, right? We're starting to get a little speed. We're going like 50 miles per hour, right? In New York. So he is cutting and weaving through traffic. I'm like, "Hold it. I'm getting a little C6." Oh, 100%. 100% is about an 8 out of 10 odds for vomit. Now, I want to say this, this taxi had a sunroof. We got into the car. The sunroof was open. Now, I don't know if this guy was blind or dumb, but you could see the sky was turning horribly great. A storm was ensuing. I'm noticing this storm coming, right? I'm starting to see rain droplets hit the side of the windows right here. I'm like, "Oh shit, it's starting to come down." This guy is starting to get into a passionate conversation with Cam. Yeah. Okay. So right when we get in, right when we hit the highway rather, I get a call from my bank, long story short, it's a weird thing about my insurance. And first off, this guy is absolutely listening to my conversation. Like, he literally said, "Hey, what's going on?" He starts ad-libbing. He goes, "Nah, for real?" Yeah. He said, "Man, ain't no way. I would check into that." So I would check into that. So I get off the phone call. He goes, "Man, that sounds serious." He had one of those heads hates like a New York ass ace thing. He goes, "Man, that sounds serious. You ever seen the show squatters?" I said, "What?" He said, "Squatters. You ever seen the show?" I said, "No. I know the squatters." He goes, "Man, it's unbelievable." He said, "You want to know even something crazy?" Hold on. Hold on. We're going 50 on the highway. He's getting back in a-- He says, "Something crazy is happening." And as this is happening, the storm starts to pick up more outside. I'd argue to say it's not-- it's past grade. It's like a very like a high tinted black. Yes. It's black outside. And it's earned a get wet. Very much so wet. He goes, "Crazy's part is squat and it's not even illegal. It's the possession of a fake lease agreement." He just starts telling me about this. So we're talking about squatting. And I sh--. You know, this-- this is probably one of the best moments of my life. I was talking about squatting, and all of a sudden, I'm like, "Oh, I look up. His sunroof is still down. Me and Peyton, because of the dry-- like, rain's not coming just like this and he's driving, raindrops are hitting us in the face when he was going-- He was full on having a conversation about squatting and talking about-- talking to Cam about his private conversation he had on the phone. Meanwhile, I'm drowning in the back seat. I'm getting hit, slapped with water. There's at one point, I'm in a taxi like this. I should never be in this position. Like this. And the mother-- the taxi driver kept looking back. So he's made like this and never acknowledges it. Never acknowledges the fact that I am wet. The only time he acknowledges when we came to like a stop in the traffic and he goes, "Oh, man, it's raining." So let me shut that sorry, fellow, sorry, anyway, squatting. He keeps going on about the squatters. And then, so at this point, I'm like, "Oh, this guy's super talkative. I have a gift of gab. Let's keep this thing rolling." No, no, no, no. And Cam has his weird kink, where if he sees that somebody is a little bit off, and sees like somebody is like passionate, Cam goes, "Oh, I want to mess with this person." Oh, yeah. I want to see how far they can go. So this guy starts to get passionate and passionate and keep talking and starts to get like more animated. Like a very New York animated. Very New York animated. I don't like it. Right? Because like, I just got off this plane. I'm having an allergy check. I'm wet. Like, I don't like this. The traffic. He's starting to cuss people out. As they're driving. He goes, "These people, they're not real New Yorkers." Right? They're not New Yorkers. It cut me off in traffic. He's like, "This is 69." Right there in Harlem. Right there in New York. He said, "Did a four-year stint in Bronx?" Then went back to Harlem. He goes, "This rules the divi's people on New Yorkers." And now I'm like, "Okay, I don't want to be involved in this." I'm awkward. I'm anxious. So I put it in my headphones. Like, I have the choice to not be involved with this driver. So I take that choice. I put my earphones in my ear. So Peyton puts his ear buds in, leans back. I dive into this conversation. So this guy very talk and very animated. So I go, "All right, brother, you mind if I hit you with a philosophical question?" He goes, "Go for it." I like those. I was like, "All right." I go, "When, if ever, is it okay to break the law?" He goes, "Mmm, man. Good question. Good question." You know, I'm going to say, when it's protecting your loved ones, and I go, "Man, that's a great answer." Like, what makes you think that way? He goes, "Well, I've been shot in the leg and stabbed in the neck, it really changes your train of thought." I said, "What the f*** is this?" And then I swear, he can attest this. I swear to God. He says that. Obviously, I'm not laughing at this retired gangster in his own car. I go, "Wow, man." That's intense. Wow. He literally. So we're like, "Bump it a bumper." He hits the brake real quick, puts the car in part and goes, "No, seriously. Look." He goes right there. He goes, "Dagablaid, hollum, 79." He goes, "I rolled down my window, he thinks I'm still a sucker like I used to be. He stabs me all down here, blood everywhere. You ever face death before?" And he asks me for a sweatpants on. He goes, "And he's the leg. Look, he's the leg." He goes, "In here, out there. One hole to hole. In here? Out there." Like, he's been grieved for 24 seconds. Oh, every car's gone. Every car's gone. Surprisingly, there's only like two hawks and he goes, "Shut up, just suck a f***." Yeah. Just random f***. He goes, "I'm not a gangster no more, but somebody used to do it to me back in hollum, I'd kill him." And then he's just driving. So then he randomly goes, he goes, "Man, that's what it is, and you streets, though, man, it's jealousy." And goes, "You see a nice guy driving around in a nice car like me and my brother's a good man, man. Good man." He did 12 years in jail. He's a good man. He's so drunk. He's so drunk. Shot somebody 14 times. But this is a good man. He owns a car wash now. Oh, and what I was saying literally, like, we're not, I asked one question. Mind you, I asked one question. And it's just like this never ending barrel rolling conversation. He then, this is what I was talking about earlier. The quickness in his ability to pull up pictures. It was unreal. While driving. While driving. So he literally, he gets out of the Uber app and goes, "Look right there, that's my brother, right there. You see that? They have Corvette C8?" Nobody was f***ing with us back in the day. That's why he had to shoot someone. He did 12 years over there shooting. He goes, "Now his son's on parole." Anyway, Harlem ain't the same. He's on the run for murder, but, you know, it's all right. I turned British. I don't know. No, and then the craziest part. So then we have like six minutes left in the drive. And I go, "Man, you keep talking about Harlem." Like, I don't know. I don't know the burrows too well. Like, is that like the, you know, bad one? Not trying to be the special. I'll say that what you said. Oh, I have to. I have to. I have to. You can get muted. Just are. Yeah. So he's like, "Man, it's just a crazy place." He goes, "Man, hat and all nice. You got suits everywhere at Harlem." You can get f***ed robbed. Just, just like that. No context, no build up. We both look at each other. I'm looking at P, like, this is the greatest conversation I've ever had. It was so bad. And then the final thing. We get to the hotel. Remember, like, so he said, I said, "This man's very animate." He's like, it's almost like he thinks we're not believing, like, how New York he is. Yeah. And so, as he was talking about his gangster stories, he got more and more aggressive. He got more and more aggressive. He started right before we got to the hotel. Oh, my God. He got out of the car. Exactly. We stopped at a red light. And he was getting so passionate about his ex gangster stories. And he was talking about this one time, a guy tried to rob him, like, from his car. Yeah. And he was telling the story, the light turns green. And instead of driving, he goes, "So I had to get out of the car and this motherfucker." And he undoes his seat belt in real life. So quick, opens the door, turns around to the car behind him and he goes, "What motherfucker? You want to rob me?" You know, my brother is. Yeah. He said, "I don't suck a light. The motherfucker." Let's bring it. I'm literally getting the fuck out of him. The light is green. He has two passengers paying in his taxi. And he gets out. The fuck. I ain't no suck. I did it. I literally was like this. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's out of the car. Oh, it was driving, paid, mad. Now he's in full gangster mode and we get to the hotel. We get to the hotel and he pulls up, if you've been to New York, whatever, they got to pull up on the street. There's still cars coming. So he pulls up and another car, dropping somebody off, is right behind us. And he goes, "This motherfucker, I want to get too close. I can't even pop the trunk. I'll take care of his." And we're like, "Hey." We're like, "No. He's actually respectable. He's got the bag over the back seat." Yeah. And we actually have no luggage. We just have to hold up the bags. It should be quick. He gets out of the car and goes, "Hey, man, back the fuck up, man. That's your problem. No respect." Oh, there's something wrong with him. Like he's saying all these things. The other guy starts popping his ass out of his window. He's like, "Shut the fuck up, whatever." He goes, "Man, I'll kill you." I literally was like, "Oh, God." He just turned his life. I'm going to time. Hallelujah. I walked straight away. He just turned his life over our double bags. going inside. That's exactly me an accomplice. I'm an accomplice in the cherry on top. He gets we grab our double bags. He got out of the car for nothing because we grabbed our backs and the door opened. There was enough space. We grabbed the back. He goes, "Man, I'll kill you." And then he literally sees us walking away. He goes, "All right, gentlemen, have a blessed day. You have a blessed day. I appreciate the conversation. I was an elevator at that point. I didn't hear it. Yeah, you two men. Bro, it was a wicked time. And it came fall because he wanted to be a New Yorker. He wanted to take a taxi." Was that not the most New Yorker ever experienced? I literally don't know. I'm from Texas. You could tell by the way I two separate on the room. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it again. Drinking jack, oh, by myself. It's choosen, can win, I can tell. I felt like I was in the set of something New York. It was bad. It was unbelievable. 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That's why every time from here on out, I'm using booking.com to book my travel to get from point A to point B. So you should to go on book that trip. It's easy. Booking.com. Booking.com. Booking.com. You know what else was unbelievable? A couple of days later, we took a trip to Oklahoma. And we haven't talked about this. Talk about what? You did the nastiest thing I've ever seen. What the hell did I do? So, me and Cam, we went to Oklahoma because our friend Kane Brown had a concert. So we had the whole day to ourselves at this like Casino Resort. And at this Casino Resort, they had this very nice adult only pool with a DJ and stuff like that. DJ was killing it. Swim up bar. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Yeah, sorry. Um, so we, we're in the pool, right? In the pool, me and Cam, we're drinking, we're talking, we're dancing to the music. We're having a great time under the sun. Now, this is my first time in a pool since I was a child. And I was talking about what at least this pool is a chlorine pool. At least this is clean. And Cam goes, how do you know it's a chlorine pool? And I go, okay. And I go, I don't know. There's a bunch of people in here. It's public pool. It's probably chlorine. He goes, let's, let's check. I go, I don't know. Do you have a beaker or something? You're going to pull out like a tube to test it. What do you mean? Let's check. I don't know what this means. By the way, there's 400 bodies in this pool and this public pool. There's a lot of people there. Cam goes in an Oklahoma by cam goes, let's check if this is a chlorine pool. I go, all right, man, what are you going to do? I look over Cam starts to go down. He's going down under the water. Now Cam, I go, Cam, what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you going down there? He goes to about right here where just his mouth is under the water. I swear to God, he goes, he scoops with his tongue. Public pool water and stands back up and looks me dead in the eyes and goes, it's salt. It was definitely salt water. I go, I literally go, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, what is that? You were, you were, perplexed and disgusting. That is not that bad. How? That's not. First off, we have alcohol in our body at that point. It's going to kill whatever I got it. Second, it's only, it was only the very tip of my tongue and my lips. That's an easy way to distinguish. I don't need a beaker and goggles and a lab coat. Never in the history of my life have I been like, oh, I wonder what I'm in right now. I'm going to test it with my mouth. That's the best way to test it. That's the best way to get a disease. Oh, no shot, no shot. My immune system works so hard. Dude, there was a guy with the biggest scab on his back. I was in a pool and exos almost all bone. Like he, like, like, it was the grossest community of people in one pool I've ever seen. Now, I will say I did not take the participants into mind when I did it. I just went straight to it. I said, dude, I'll test it for you. No problem. Went down and I lose it. Came back up and I went, oh, definitely salt water. And I thought that was normal. I've done that my whole life. You know, that's the first way I can distinguish that you done that your whole life. I would rather, yes, I would rather confiscate my mouth and my eyes. My eyes are valuable. I don't like, I don't open my eyes underwater. Why would you even test it with your eyes? You got to test it somehow, ask somebody. Oh, because there was a pool deck boy walking around. Oh, there was a pool deck boy. There's a lifeguard. Lifeguard. And he knows he's a 17 year old lifeguard was watching over 50 year olds drink my heatos in a four foot pool. And so you did. It's not doing a thing. Oh, so that's more crazy than putting your tongue in your life on the line. I'm going underwater. All right. You're in my life. Life's not on the line. It's a tongue. It's easy. Quick in and out access. And I spit it out. I didn't digest it. I literally went, that's it. Yeah. Dude, I'll check your problem. Jump back up and said, ah, that is. And I, oh, definitely salt water. Okay. I farted and peed in that pool. So you got a little bit of me in you. Say you swear that you pissed in a public pool at the right age of 27. Yes. That's right. That's not crazy. That's less crazy than you taste, tasting the water, pissing in a public pool. When you are 27 years old, you can easily get up and remove yourself for the body of water. It's crazier than me going, no, the ground was hot. I didn't want to walk. No, no, you, you have completely flipped this on you. Do you understand what you said? You are 27 and you piss in a pool willingly. You're a sick. First of all, I haven't been in a pool since I was eight. So that was new. And the last time I was in a pool, it was okay, because I was eight. Exactly. It was okay, because you're eight. But I'm saying, but if you take, that's why it's okay, but it's normal for Michael Jackson, a climb trees. He didn't have a childhood either. All right. So it was my, that's my Michael Jackson moment is ping and pull. There's no way, and there's no way in your hard hearts that willingly pissing in a public pool with 400 people like you. It's gross. It's more okay than me just going 100% that's more okay than tasting public pool water, because that doesn't affect me. It affects people like you that eat the public pool water. You're, but you're act. My act only affects me out of the four. Is it disease? I get it. You don't. You're act affects everyone. If some guys hammered off Bud Light and he wants to go for a dive in a four foot pool, piss, payed and piss all up in his nostril out of the 400 people that were in that pool. How many do you think we're black peed in that? No. How many people do you think peed in that pool? One, I think you are insane. I'll say at least three, at least three, you and two females. And the two females they probably just couldn't control it. They probably, they were probably having a very good time. And it just like that. You think out of all those people that were belligerently drunk in that pool, none of them were paying cam. That's like the number one thing you do in your drunk is P. Those guys pissed themselves out of bar. You don't think they're paying themselves on a pool? That's different. No, because the pool is sacred. A bar's not sacred. A bar's like a fucking saloon. The fact that you think a bar is more sacred than a pool is absolutely insane. A pool is where you have everyone's shirtless. Everyone's vulnerable. Exactly. You're more naked. You got pissing mother. It's like you. No, that is not sacred. A bar. What the the bar's sacred? It's no, no, no, a pool is more sacred. A pool is more sacred. Okay. That's crazy. That's crazy that you have that view of a pool. Sacred or not, you know, you're going to talk about my Oklahoma pool experience. You do something that is equally as disgusting as you what you do pissing in the pool. I don't know what that means. This man. Okay. Let's just ask. Let's ask. Let's start from the ground one. Yeah. When you wear a swimsuit, what do you do after you leave the pool? Say you go back in the room, you're getting ready. What do you do with your swimsuit? Throw it on the ground. Geez. And to think, I thought this could not get worse. What the fuck do you mean? You throw it on the ground. I'm done with it. I get in the shower. You don't even hang it on the shower rod. Eventually it gets there. You said immediately, though, I'm being honest. Frame that's all I got to be so specific. Yeah. What do you do to dry your swimsuit? Oh, I hang it up. Okay. So say we get in the pool the next day. Are you wearing that again? Yes. Okay. That's normal, right? Yeah. Now say we leave. We go home. Right. And the swimsuit try. What are you doing with it? This swimsuit is dry. Yeah. Put in the drawer. So you mean to tell me? Because I already know you did this. I just wanted to get it. God, 4K for what else? 1080p. That's 1080p. You don't wash your swimsuit after using it in the same public disgusting cesspool that you claim it is. Yeah. I've never washed a swimsuit today in my life. I don't think anybody has ever washed a swimsuit. Everyone, everyone on earth their own swimming trunks are bathing suit a one piece, two piece, but candy and anything in between they wash them. Not if you're in a pool. If you go to an ocean, maybe, but cloring pools, there's no point. There's no point to wash a swimsuit. You are the one. You're the one that argued it's disgusting. You just They said pools are gross. They are gross. So you wash your clothes. It's not my clothes. It's a swim suit. I'm not wearing those everyday. It's a piece of clothing. No, that piece of clothing. This piece of clothing only goes in the pool. That's why it's okay. Can I say this? No one has ever washed a swimsuit. This is what I do. I go into the pool once a decade. I go into the pool. I take off my swimsuit. I hang it up to dry. And if I want to wash it, I'll just rinse it off in the shower. And then I'll hang it back up. No one's washed a swimsuit. They're not machine washable. I wash my swimsuit every time I am done with a pool endeavor. And there's not any immediate one the next day. That's insane. That's normal. That's close. I do that with all my clothes. Swimsuits are close. 9 out of 10 people you meet will never wash a swimsuit. I'm telling you right now. I don't know what propaganda. I think you got non pool goers that still own swimsuits. I don't know if y'all are new. Group chat. Everyone washes their swim trucks. No, I've never, and all the women I've met in my life, none of them have ever washed their bathing suits. None of them. That is the furthest from the truth. Call any woman you've ever met. Any woman you've ever met. Okay. Call it, you're going to call it who? The only woman you know your wife? Who do you want me to call? Your wife. Call your wife. Okay. Here we go. That's so gross. Tell her on the podcast. Yep. I just asked her a simple question. Hello. Hey, babe. Uh, we are live on the podcast right now. Do you have a quick, a quick moment to answer a question? I did. Okay. A little too jolly. Yeah. Okay. That's what, so ever, when you are done using a bathing suit after swimming, whatever, do you wash it? No. Let's go. I told you. No one does it. I'm going to rephrase this question. No one does it. When, if we go to the pool and then we come back home, it air dries, whatever, but you never put it in the washing machine before the next use? And I'm just putting it in my drawer. Thank you. You're a dirty fool. Again, get ready for the divorce, Laura. Bye. Okay. Hold on. I'm almost in a pool today. And I was in count. Why is that not count on the 50s? So you said any woman? Hello. Hey, why everyone's jolly. Hey, uh, we're live on the podcast. Do you have a quick moment to answer a question? Of course. Okay. So, uh, free plug. Hi, everybody. It's Grammy. Okay. When you go to the pool, when you use a bathing suit, wherever it is, before your next use of it, do you wash it? All failed. Okay. I'll call Sarah. Real quick. This will be the last call. Oh, Sarah, you better not. Can lie. Oh, my nose is dry. And it, all three of them that I'm just, I'm convinced you're in the same group as winning. She's close creatures. She's six. She might not answer. Oh, there you go. Oh. Good morning. Morning. Hi. Hey, I have a quick question. You're on the pod. Just a yes or no. Um, whenever you are done, uh, getting out of the pool, do you wash your swimsuit? No. Thank you. Love you. Told you. No. Okay. The call failed. You're back. Can you hear me? Yeah. When you are done in the pool, do you wash your swimsuit? Before the next use? Yes. I knew I could, I knew I could count on my sweet love. Thank you, Mom. Thank you, Mom. Hey. Apparently, we're the only clean humans in the universe. Goodbye now. Let's tell you, get in the comments right now, put if you wash your swimsuit. No one does it. I'm going to. There's no purpose. I'm going to start like a, like a, uh, a public sue, like a public lawsuit against everyone that says they don't wash that. I'm telling you. That's disgusting. We're going to put a pull out, too. No one does it. It's pointless, bro. How is that pointless? That's like washing your hands after a shower. It doesn't make sense. No. That's not it. That is not it. It's actually such a good analogy. No, it's not because you're, but you don't de-skin your hands. What do you mean? You're not taking anything off or on. That's like if you used a shower glove and then you used it for 10 years straight and you never washed it once. That's equivalent. You should probably wash it. No, because there's not chlorine. 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And I mean that from the bottom of my part and I've just grown to accept it because I love you. You don't want to change. You don't want to accept you. You are the only human being I've ever met. I'm talking college teammates that they don't have a pot to piss in. They don't have a toothbrush. Old grandparents toothbrush, mom and dad toothbrush, wife toothbrush, my kid, my 18 month old has a toothbrush. And when he gets out of the shower, he goes, teeth, teeth. He brushes teeth? Yes, I brush his teeth. That seems counterintuitive. Why? He's got three of them. He knows he needs a brush. He doesn't have a dexterity yet. Just wait till the full thing comes in. The full thing. But what is that? It comes in one tooth. It's like, that is the grossest thing ever. Really? And you can't argue that. If you were buying a little dollar toothbrush at the hotel. That's the plan. Always. That's the plan. He can't be because the success rate of that plan is 5%. That happens one out of every 20 years. No, it doesn't happen often. But it is the plan for sure. I actually, I think for a Patreon video, we need to take you to it like a dentist, like a scientist. And swap your mouth to- No. Oh, no. No. You want COVID again? And see what the hell comes out. Yeah. You can't beat that's not normal. Yeah. No, it's, well, I'm just telling you what I do. I just think it's gross. Okay. For me, one of my things that might be gross, if I wear a pair of socks, Nike socks, all day long. I did not sweat, like I did not actively sweat. So basketball, outdoor walk, or the gym, I will put those socks on all day for the next day. Oh, yeah, that's normal. I've been taking- I've always been- You won the socks for all 2026. No. Now for me. 2026 hasn't seen a new pair of socks yet. And we're in mid-July. I don't know. Where were we at? August. Middle of August. Oh my God. I got so embarrassed in front of Kane Brown. That was so embarrassing. Wait, what? I didn't know what- I didn't know the order of the months. Oh my God. You didn't. Oh my God. I did. And he made- Dude, I don't- The order of the months when we get to this part of the year is so confusing to me. Why? I don't know, bro. It's been a while. Dude, no, no. It was- you were like tripling down on- What happened? I don't remember. You said we were talking about- We were talking about when we go overseas. And you said, yeah, October, September. October, September. And we're like- Brother, September's next month. You said- How come October come before it? How come October come before it? September's next month. You're telling me we don't have eight weeks till we go? We have four. Everyone was looking at him like- You said, bro. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, October, September, and everyone was just- It's so confusing, man. No, you got embarrassed. I just slightly felt like- And the security was over there. Yeah, so what the- I was like there. It was bad, man. It was bad, bro. Okay. Okay. There's something- I've been dying and waiting to show you this. There's something that I absolutely have to read to you. So this is a real thing from Twitter. It's a news article. Okay. A Florida restaurant owner has launched a monthly nude dining night at his stake house. The first Monday of each month in the beginning of July, 2026. Guests are served premium stakes by a clothed staff in a private setting. Pickets are priced at $250 for men and 150 for women. Oh, wait. There's a New York restaurant. Florida. Florida. Of course it's Florida. There's a Florida restaurant that hosts a nude night, a nude stake night once a month. How many people does this hold? That's what I want to know. I don't know. I don't know. We can- I gotta see like the inside. Oh, yeah, he's oh, man. He's got a fedora. Yeah, he's in a 40 ounce glass. Oh, this guy has weird anime art on his like big naked anime art in his neon glowing lights dude anybody with this combo is freak like any like I've I said son. He's let me say something about like we'll put a picture of him up on the screen anybody who dresses like this like they are like inherently a freak. Oh, he's got a fedora on these these glasses. These are free glasses that mustache Those and whatever this carpenter apron. We've got going on like you this guy has an obnoxious amount of In his life. Oh, I mean incriminating someone say an incriminating amount of You know, it's crazy. Huh? The crazy part about this is I understand there's a nudist community shout out to my nudist like that's fire Yeah, we know it's the freaky part about this. What is that the fedora man. It's not participating in the nudity He's fully close. He's just bringing your meat. He's here to watch and admire not to partake He's not a part of the of the nudist clan like he should be not a part of that ilk He is sitting back there with that 46 ounce glass of wine and he's oh, he's going through. Well, he's going to two bottles of night Oh, it's what is it every Monday the Can you please like I need to hear like a quote from this guy like what what he said about this Let's find it. Let's find it. Okay. I found a video from the owner Okay, he says I need to hear him explain it. I hear voice. Oh, okay. Oh, I need to hear First Monday of every month we have our host our new dinner where guests can come and just take their clothes off and have a great dinner Do every Monday or every first Monday. We host a beautiful night. We're a guest can just come by Take their clothes off and have a great dinner. Hey, that's the most that might be the most freaked out sentence ever uttered that Raise more questions for me Are you showing up naked or so they're getting there and then they're getting naked in front of other people Oh, they have to you can't you can't get out of an Uber. You can't get an Uber, but I can't get to it Where is it like or like a trench coat situation where your trench code naked now that's kind of Trinx code nation's fire. Okay, she means business and then bam. Oh, well, isn't this like a isn't this like a This could be a health concern, right? Like this could be a problem because like what if you're eating right a nice filet Oh, yeah filet just hit a It pulls down and got you know, I mean you got sizzling wagoo truffle butter right on your God A little sizzling wagoo falls hits that scrotum. Can I hear more? Let's keep listening. This is I mean, this is incredible I love little faces you make am I crushing on you like what is going on you mean weird, bro We have our host our new dinner. We have our host a new dinner. Yeah. I don't think you talk you so Horny show now to his mind he can't even speak. I mean just take their clothes off and have a great dinner Ali says it's legal because the windows are completely blacked out. No one can see from outside our staff are fully clothed So there's no Entertainment from us. The entertainment. It's just dinner. He says the idea came after the restaurant hosted a private party for Mutist once the event was finished my idea said let's do it ourselves. We have a rope that everyone is offered We have a leather seat cushion which is sanitized We also have a laptop and the concept me yeah, okay, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie This guy's going to hell. No, he's got a first last thing. I want to see I want to see the clientele too I like in our minds right we go to sexy. Oh, it's some goblins. Oh my god, it's it's Or it's accurate in his daughter like it is like it is like some like oh, it is it is There's a lot of 70 plus going My god, they made it legal mark getting the car I'd go whenever I'm about in my 70s I'm telling you when I'm in my 70s, bro I'm not gonna care about anything the world's your playground. Oh, I'm gonna say the most obscure hateful things to people and and I'm gonna be naked 20 times out of 20 like like okay, I'm gonna walk down the street booty butt naked and people gonna be like Oh come on. I'll be like oh, I forgot you know me too by the time you're 70 your tough is gonna have locks Your popular opinion dude. I'm so tired of you saying that your tough is bigger than mine No, it's not I have a video of your tough and I can't put it on the internet But I have a video of your tough and I've showed multiple people and they've audibly gone you okay? That you that you was a bit my it was it was overgrown the underwear of the shorts and the shirt It was bad. It was a bad tough. Your toughs gonna have locks. Okay, but I have to ask you. Okay, do you think you already said you'd go in your 70s Do you think say life happened in in you know, Florida Hollywood Florida? Do you think in your prime heyday 24 year old Peyton single as a bird do you think you have Indulged in a monthly nude night at the steakhouse. No, I'm 250 50 with my penis like it's like it's either like I'm so impressed by what I have and the other time. It's like wow, dude. Wow Getting closed to getting get like it's the jokes funny, but like it's It's like whoo she spoke. Oh, yeah. Oh god. 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No, it is not now on to the rest of the episode You know what I commonly think about is how Rich your high school was when you grew up my high school is not I don't know why you say that or not your high school But you're like middle school my middle school is rich will because y'all had like a functioning library now Now we're billionaires. That's a billionaires, but you're rich comparatively It's a to my school. Yeah, you just based off your field day alone We can just base it off the field day. Okay. Our field day was in a very nice stadium that just got built Yeah, we didn't have a stadium that's fun. You know where my field day was. I talked about this online It wasn't a parking lot. Yes, that's fine. That is one thing. You would y'all eat for y'all's field day What do we eat? Yeah, we brought you brought your lunch. No, no, like food options. You'll had your field day Would you have like carnival food and stuff like that? Yeah, yeah, no, we didn't that's fine We didn't literally didn't have any food option. That's fine. It was that it was a New opening for a stadium. It doesn't take a million dollars to get a hot dog guy cost more than it did for I mean we couldn't do that. We didn't have that that's fine We're not rich just because then okay if you have zero dollars and I have one that doesn't make me rich It means I'm more than you. I'm not. Yeah, but that's comparatively not what we're talking about your zip here to one dollars or a stadium a Multimillion dollar stadium okay with carnival in it and our parking lot that's what I'm talking about your zip code Yeah versus my zip code right is Incredibly comparable like they're very frisco texas and fluvial texas are completely different little omtexas little omtef frisco There's no argument. It's unbelievable. It's a wonder that you went to a frisco ISD school No, I did not went to little Elm. It was a sink independent school district L.E. ISD. Rep it till we die. How do you do that? No, okay? Which grocery store did you have growing up? I had a couple I'd like a Walmart and I had a target. Oh, that's nice We had a singular one. We had one croaker Yeah, croaker's more expensive than target 100% croaker's more expensive than target. This is perjury. I didn't get my grocery I don't get my groceries from target, but Talk you think croaker is more expensive than target. Yeah, target is the target is literally like the bougie cream of the crop Everyone knows this. No, it's not No, it is not you ever been to like central market tough like that. Okay. Yeah, that's the cream of the crop But for your typical your Walmart's croakers target target is cream of the crop first of all I wouldn't put target as a target. It's not a grocery store. Yes, it is No, it's not a super store and that's a super so there's Walmart super center. It's still a grocery store. No, no, no, that's a super center They are arguing f- Mathematics super center versus super store with the difference is that I'm saying target is not a grocery store Yes, it is no a target market is a Walmart grocery or Walmart market is those are just grocery stores a place that sells a Television cannot be a grocery store. That's not true a hundred percent. That's not true in the slide They sell groceries and a television what's the definition of a grocery store? You can buy groceries there So if I can buy if I could buy fruit and bread at a mall. What is that? Those a mall is not one place a mall you're not cooking a mall is not one place a mall is a massive that holds multiple stores Oh exactly like a target you can walk in there and get an eye doctor appointment you can get a bank the eye those are Stores in target. Those are stores in target if you can ever be over there Hey, that's you're not winning that is not a win. How you said that's an optometrist which the store the target buy stuff in there Everything else is target right. So in a mall you could get a shoe But also you get groceries in a different store. It's yes, but no, it's under the same roof all under the same roof like a target But you don't you don't buy anything from the mall maybe besides parking you don't buy anything from the mall You're buying from Wetzel pretzel you're buying from finish line. You don't pay the mall the optometrist is separate target you pay target If I buy milk a TV curtains robes and a birthday card. I'm paying target in a mall if I buy shoes finish line if I buy Chick-fil-A sandwich Chick-fil-A But under different people I'm not paying the mall. Yes, the mall gets a percentage of that. They get a percentage of that exactly So paying a target gets a percentage of that because the company which your buy target that's not true So if I buy grow it's okay So how does Red Bull get money then if you buy it from target? How's it get money? They're they've already sold it to target. They get their money up front. No, you get a percentage of sale No, they do not. Yes, you do. No, you do not. Yes, you do The percentage of sale out of your mind. Let's take it back to our our argument Target is not a grocery store. Yes, it is. Target is not a grocery store Yes, it is a store in which you can buy groceries So what like I said what's the definition of a grocery store? You can only be a grocery store if you only sell groceries That's not true at all. That's like saying auto zone isn't only a car part store because I can buy a doctor pepper in the waiting room I'm talking about no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm just not what I'm saying. I'm not saying you can't sell anything else But I'm saying you have a whole closed department you have a whole electronics department that just makes you a like a Little bitty mall it's more targets closer to a mall than it is a grocery store. No, you're crazy So I've never been I've never bought a gallon of milk inside of a mall never in a million because you're rich You didn't have to I know I don't think anyone has about a gallon of milk in a mall There's definitely people that bought milk in malls 100% because I think do you think there's more people that buy their gallon of milk Oh, this is your test to not be priceble is there more people that buy a gallon of milk inside of a mall or is there more people that buy a t-shirt inside of a target? I'll wait and then I'll hit my song What do you mean? Oh did I speak it in for language? Do more people buy a gallon of milk in a mall because you said people definitely do more Targets I sell t-shirts than malls that sell milk. Okay, so still answer the question. So it's an unfair question So then why is there more targets of sell t-shirts than malls that sell milk? Here's more targets of malls in the world exactly and that's all grocery stores and milk doesn't belong in malls No, I'm not such a common thing milk would be in every mall in the world. Oh now you're being racist. I'm not saying that That's nothing racist things belong wherever they choose to belong Jesus Christ what a turn. I'm saying I want to know what they think I genuinely believe that when people say I'm going to the grocery store I've never imagined a target I've never imagined insane to maybe if someone says grocery store I'm thinking you're going to Walmart target where we live H.E.B. or Kroger those are the four But no, I'm thinking like a straight grocery store like this H.E.B. a grocery store some of them What does that mean the ones here are because these are like these are new and like rich and like all these aren't the H.E.Bs I grew up H.E.B.s I grew up on or just Groceries like they didn't sell anything but groceries. That's a grocery store So would you consider Walmart a grocery store? You cannot look at a Walmart market. Yes, a Superstore is what I call Walmart. It's a super center or a super store. It's a super Grocery store. They sell groceries and they're so big and such after I agree to disagree. No, I think you just I'm not even just trying to argue for I'm really not I'm really not trying to argue. Oh, here comes the softwares. Oh I'm not gonna like am you got canceled before you should be nice to me You got canceled for how you treated me and I I appreciate everybody that came to my aid. Oh, speaking of people that came to my aid I got a DM from somebody and I wish I had their name spooky one. I was spooky one. Oh, come on. You know what you get? I mean his DMs that I'm gonna start I'm gonna start screenshots on people that ask me for weird thing It's disgusting. I know I'm not too concerned about giving you credit, but I am I am actively looking I'm trying being honest, bro. I am looking. I Just love the honesty. I love the honesty. Yeah, you'll be fine. That's so funny Yeah, I can find you, bro, but I appreciate you know you're All right, so this is the guy that commented if it was you comment who you use. Hey, everybody's gonna say it was that so Me, me, me, me. All right, so I got into DM, right hit me It's such a good question and I genuinely I mean I know you're I can tell you very much in a mean Argumentative modes take your pride swallow it. I know you're very prideful and ego right now. You need to go work for Harbin Pearson You need to work for Pearson Harbin. You need to work for Pearson Harbin. It's a Harvey Spectral it No, that's a good one. I'm season one right now So you're watching it. Yeah, it is good. I don't like Lewis Litz grill, but That took I love lose it as a character actually. No, I don't I may be so I love lose it as a character Okay, but I got this question over DM and I want to know what you think about it was such a good question I don't know where I stand yet, but I think once I say it out loud. I will all right If you're sitting in your garage With the garage door open Are you sitting inside or outside? If you're sitting in your garage with the garage door open are you sitting inside or outside? No, that's such a good question. I got on my deal. Like I need a spark out to you whoever did that Okay, now that I sit in a lot of my answer. Oh my god, you can argue both. I'm gonna go I think you're sitting I think you're sitting outside That's what I think too, but you're technically inside and no you're you are no you're not inside your house No, sir some could say that's no different than you in your bedroom and you open up if you have huge floor to ceiling windows and you open it up You're inside the house. There's a screen door that keeps you encapsulated. No, I said windows Imagine if you just opened your windows all the way up, but it's a screen door. No, there's no doors on windows It's just a screen screen is your screen. No Then you're still inside that's the same thing with the garage. No, there's nothing blocking you from the outside That means you're outside. I'm saying the outside environment can directly affect you your outside Well, one it can directly affect you with the screen or without a screen. No, it cannot On a screen is that's the whole point of a screen is for outside elements not to get in the whole point of a screen bugs That's the point of a screen the bugs cannot get to the screen so bugs make it outside or not So if you're outside and you don't have an encounter with a bug or you're not outside. What are you talking about? I'm saying you're still getting heat if it's hot as hell. You're still getting hit with not I'm not temperature. I'm saying there's nothing blocking you from the outside. Yeah, that's fine So I'm saying if you're in your bedroom living room wherever and you don't have screens on your windows And you open the window. Yeah, are you outside? There's no screen and you open the windows direct fast. I think the size of those windows is what's gonna make it inside so Whole garage door. It's literally like just an open portal to the outdoors like you there's nothing you can I agree But it's because that's no different than sitting on your patio a Covered patio. There's no difference But the covered patio is already outside. It's outside the walls of your house The garage is a part of your house. Isn't technically the roof of the garage just an outdoor patio? No, cuz there's three walls around you That's what I'm saying like okay, but I know I'm saying what if you're like an outdoor patio that has three walls and it's just an opening But those are added on those are extra those are extra. Everything's added on no No, your house doors are added on you your house comes with your garage. I'm saying house can come with that it can But it's not in the actual like concrete foundation unless they built on to it which is great But you're still outside at that point. I still think you're outside I think you're outside I think I think I think it's more leaning towards outside because it's a fat opening you can get hit with the environment bugs are getting you everything It's right there, but Tech technically like if I had to fight my life for this year inside. Yeah. No, I think it's outside I think it's definitely outside because I always just go to the covered patio thing There's nothing and there's no difference. That's like like that's like see being in a and a That's not going camping essentially. You're sleeping in a tent with your stall outside. Yeah, but if I that the same thing If I took a chair and set right in front of my front door and had it wide open I'm very much inside even though I'm directly hit the only opening is wide open just like a garage I'm still inside my house one hundred percent same with the garage actually I changed my Answer it feels like outside you're inside. Oh the garage is a part of your house. What if it's raining? You're inside. No, you're outside. No, you're not because you can't get wet inside Yes, you can you there's nobody that's ever gotten wet indoors. We got way inside of a taxi. We got wet Because the window is open so we're technically outside. No, we're not we if you feel the outside you're outside It's said that if you open your if you're sitting in your living room and you open your windows screen or no screen And it's raining and it's coming down hard and there's wind you can get wet easily No, I'm talking but the sheer size of a garage door. You have to keep that up to the side But that's it. That's you got to keep that in - They can't only be sized. Could it has to be more of like facts? 'Cause what if someone has very, very small garage? - Very small garage. - What does that mean? - Like the people that have, okay, you know how they have the like single space garages? Like a fit one car, is that still? That's like a third of the size of a regular garage door. - Yeah, but if you're sitting in there, it's still, and that thing's fully open, you're outside. - So then front door. Front door is the whole opening to your house. - How close are you sitting to the opening? - I'm talking right in front of you. - Oh, you're outside. - No, they're not. - Yes you are. - You're inside your house. How are you sitting there? - You're outside. - I am physically inside my house. That door can close and open. I'm right there at the edge and the door's open. - No, you're right there on the edge. That door can't close. So you're outside. - No, I'm inside. - I disagree. - I disagree like a son of a bitch. - I wanna know what baby think. - That is a fantastic question. - It is a fantastic question. Thank you for sitting there. And next time, if somebody sees me, so I'll try to find your name. (laughing) - But you should know podcast. - Today's video is in partnership with Manscape. This will be real. 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Have you seen the video of the couple getting married inside of McDonald's? - Did you just say wedding inside of a McDonald's? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like McDonald's McDonald's. Not a headquarter, not corporate, like a f*ck drive up. Give me a spicy McChicken and a pig. - It's genuinely the best video. - I've ever seen in my life because there's so much that goes on in it. There's so much from the beginning, there's like a mess up of the coordination, somebody's order is going off at the top. - Of course there is. There, I expect nothing less. - There's, you're married in the McDonald's. - It took me two minutes to find out who was actually getting married. If it was the, I don't know who was going on. - It's gonna take me two seconds to guess how they're skinned. - White. - They're absolutely white. They're 100. I bet my wife and my children that these people come in. - This is, this crime to the crime wire idea. - Oh my God. - This is Detroit Michigan white. - Matter of fact, if you showed me a video and it was another skin color, I'd literally say it's here. I'd say that's a fake video. - I want you to break down this video now. - Oh my God. - For the YouTube people. - No way. - For the YouTube people we can't play the video, like going through, like actually reacting to it because there's copyright and music. But if you wanna see like, we'll come back and you'll hear us talk about it. But if you wanna actually see the reaction, it's over on our Patreon. The Patreon exclusive, not the Patreon exclusive, the ad free and uncenture that comes out every Friday. All right, you ready to see this? - Let's see it. - All right, let's hit play. - This has to be the greatest video ever recorded. - That is the best wedding I have ever seen. And like the only way you can run up it is like, I don't know, like getting married at a cane's chicken. Like I don't know where you can-- - Yeah, so you're married at a-- - Oh Riley, so you know what, yeah. I wanna know how they got this done. Because in my mind, I was on the whole time, like how does someone secure a McDonald's on Baker Avenue for their wedding venue? - Who do you call? - In my mind, it costs more money to rent out a McDonald's than to just do it in like a backyard or a park. - 100%. - You know what I mean? It's like, maybe it was like, that's where they met. I don't give a-- - I don't, I'm sorry, you're a better man than me, bro. There's no way. There is actually no way. I would ever get married in McDonald's. - Oh, you're tripping. - Now good, good for them, that's great. - You're true. - Beautiful video. Another thing I realized were at the very end, there's like 40 cups, 40 plates, there's like eight people in the restaurant. Like I mean, the edges, unless more people are friends and family coming in after. - Yeah. - I mean, they talk about having a surplus. - I wonder if they shut down the drive-through. They couldn't have. - There's no way, oh there's definitely, there's definitely an 18 year old right there. You want to catch up on that or no. You said, hold the pickle. The whole time that they're getting married. Hold the pickle. - Where's the fries, John, the whole time. - You've definitely tried to go in and like pull on the door and it was locked. And they're like, what the fuck's going on inside of the pickle? - Do you think they locked the doors? - Oh, they had to. - Or they were to just make a lot of foot traffic of kids. - What is the, I'm talking maximum you would pay to rent a McDonald's as a wedding venue. Maximum out. - $2,500. It's probably all it costs. If I, what, 30 minutes? - Payton, you would spend $2,500. - Yeah. - I wouldn't give them a dime over $400. - Really? To rent out a whole McDonald's, that's almost like big boulder. That's more impressive than buying a section at a club. It's like, I shut down a whole (beep) Mickey Max dog. Like, that is insane. Like, this guy is probably getting clowned online. He should be getting flowers. Like, that's cooler than the weirdo's. - Weirdo's that's, yeah. Out of a happy meal box. That's cooler than the guys who wear like big balenciaga t-shirts and stand on a couch at a club. Like, yeah, you can buy this $1,000 couch or you can shut down a Mickey Max for your bride. Are you kidding me? - This guy is on the ground. - It kinda is, kinda or a move, but absolutely not at the same time. I would venture to say, you'd have to pay me to get married in McDonald's. You'd have to pay me a serious check. - You've been getting so weird, bro. - It is a sacred moment. - Not really. - Back to the word sacred. A wedding is supposed to be a once in a lifetime date. Do you not consider that sacred? - Yes, but I think it's more sacred. - I go to McDonald's when I'm face to 3am. - Yeah, but people got banged at the back of the church. Y'all got, you know what I mean? Like, it's the same thing. - It's the same thing. - People all have stories at different places. All I'm saying is, I think it's more baller to do a wedding that's personalized to you. Like this McDonald's guy than just a traditional like chapel everybody sit down wedding. You know what I mean? Like that's baller. - That's fair. Okay, let me ask you a question. Would you rather spend, and this is with Sarah, okay? Would you rather spend $2,000? That's very cheap for like a full-blunk thing. Like venue, whatever. You have $2,000 budget, but you know everyone's gonna have a good time, or would you rather have a very nice, elegant, super duper dope wedding. Let's call it $50,000, but no one really likes it. - $2,000 everybody have a good time. Now you're gonna be really like stressed out about my wedding. Oh well, we already talked about it. It's gonna be the most untraditional unwetting that you're gonna go and forget its a wedding. We're not doing that bullshit. We ain't serious talking about it. Like you're literally, people are gonna go, are they married? Like no one's gonna know. No one's gonna know. We're not doing that. And that's not my choice. - Some of the questions, is it done? Are they married at your wedding? That's incredible. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're not doing groomsman or bridesmaids or anything like that. - What? - We're gonna have them. We're gonna have them, but we're not going up there. It's our shit. - I'm not going up there. No, no. - No, at the party and reception, yeah. But what y'all got to do with it? - We're at the wedding. - Not at all. - That is not at all. Please tell me if I'm crazy. - It's not your wedding. - Okay. - I know what's up. - Yeah. - So, okay, I have no money. - We're gonna ask people, like, hey, you're gonna be like, so y'all can go on the trip and like that and have fun. And like, oh my god, there's a trip. - Like the, the, the, the, and um, - That's a trip. - That's a trip. That part, yeah, like they're gonna have them who in this wedding time. No, we're not No one has to get a uniform. No one has to like you obviously wear a suit. Whatever whatever you want First off, uniform is wicked. For like if everybody's running the same thing to uniform It's still suits you mean to tell me I was the cogs are moving so why even I guess Why have them if we're if they're not Just like you did, but it's your wedding. So basically, but but we do want them for like the party Reception we want people to give up their ghost give speeches and go up there We're still gonna have best men and best women or whatever the god, but it's not like we're not we're it's gonna be more of like a like a Like I hurts my heart, but I love that for you. I'm so far. I have always said now to your extreme probably not I would pipe it down a little bit, but I've always said your wedding is your way yeah, you do what you now Yeah, you do what you want if you want six people on each side if you want 20 if you want to you do what you want You walk out to the songs you want you structure. It's your day because it's sake I want to come in on kind of flying trapeze with a with a World Heavyweight Championship belt on and if I want to I will I would I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I would physically scream if you came out if the Curtain split and it was break the ball You find a way every episode to kick that even better Oh, if I'm I'm I'll spend the money on the pyro if you have pyro yeah, yeah, we have some surprises for everybody It's gonna be lit if you have pyro you're wedding and you walk out to able to test and you're wearing probably the craziest suit I've ever seen and it's a little skimpy because you're kind of like a little. Oh, I'm gonna have it tied on the crotch You can see some balls on the right angles. Oh, I'm glad people know like she got the full package You know what I mean not the one she saw in Minnesota, but at least I'll try to get close I Can't wait. I need you to get married like tomorrow. I cannot wait for all the weddings will be so fun. Oh, oh, I've never doubted that It's gonna be borderline is this wedding now are they married? No people gonna be like a little bit of that Tell you it's gonna be live, but we got a good time. That's good. I cannot wait. I knew it's gonna be fun Now I'm just ready to see how unique this sort of is it bad to ask your famous singer friends to perform no No, oh My god last question say you say you ask KB. Yo, yeah, I got you 20 Give KB up. I am up on the Bluetooth what Can't do it love you. You didn't hear he he should charge more than that. I'm not paying it I can't I can't afford that he should charge more for that that people that aren't his friends if you if I've slept in your house I've slept in your house. You shouldn't charge me $20,000 That's that's a rule of thumb. I have a weird day. I don't know if I'm gonna ask him But it would be cool. It is I see I see weird. I don't want him to perform. I want to have fun. Yeah, I mean, but bro No, that I feel like that happens to like they could it could be it's not like a don't think of it like a concert think of it like a He does you like two of you in Sarah's favorite songs or whatever and then he's just back out in the mix like That'd be fun. That'd be dope as hell. What a what I don't want to like cry while KB singing That just doesn't seem like a fun day. Oh, I'm gonna cry when you walk down the aisle. I hope you're not I know you can't you can't cry over Batista and Pirro. It's all right. You're so cold glass. You can't cry when you're I have voices We all oh my oh my god. Okay, I Have boys see his in my head all the lights zoom to the back of the room Pyro but it's fake pyro. Yeah Looking the curtain split. No one's there. Yeah The lights you back to the front. You're already at the altar. I did the undertake I did the undertaker appearance. I popped from under the ring Have you sick? I give me ideas to me a little letting bro. Yeah, that might be my favorite pop culture It's probably gonna be the most most underditional wedding anniversary that I I at this point I don't even know where it's gonna be. It's got to be somewhere big so we have some ideas It's got to be somewhere like not for people you go like you go like maybe like American Airlines I'd be sick. I do like the Taylor Swift. I get I do MSG. I do Southside musical Oh Yeah, I'm an e-mose I got a grammar see theater in New York. That's my Taylor Swift wedding is grammar see theater. Oh my god I'm not doing the Jesse people's dead back there. There's dead people in the majestic stunk. All right guys. Hey, we're coming back to another episode. Oh my god Let's see your code. Oh see her code this week. Fusecast episode. Get your good karma G-W-E if you made it this far you have to leave confused everybody G Greatest wedding ever greatest wedding ever. Oh my god. Remember one out of two club areas. Oh my god But we'll see a Christmas the next time. 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