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That was the right, that was the good sequence. If you're new here or if you haven't already, you look below, you see the subscribe button, is it? You're wrong. If you leave more below, then you see the comment section fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more we got a slobber knocker. Oh my God. You triple H. You nasty, big, smelly monster. Dude, he sold the. He was the best. Oh, do we hit it? Oh, I'm itching. Please let me hit it. No, please don't. No, seriously. You can't sing. I know you want to sing it, but you can't. Like three seconds. Copywritten. No, we'll do it on the Patreon exclusive. Can we look at this around us real quick? Spooky. Look at that wide camera. Look at that spookiness. We have spookiness in the studio. Now, this is the last. I almost said Christmas. You said this is the last Halloween in the studio, in this one. But we haven't fully gone to the T with the studio yet. As we get closer to Halloween, we'll build more. It's a progressional system. Progressional system. Yes, I got. We have bats behind us. We got a couple of little red-faced bats. I don't know, it's given spiritual. Yeah. Those bats are giving a little voodoo. They're a little demonic. Oh, yeah. I don't like the bats. I got a pillow here. I got a pillow here. Yes. And we have our third co-host. Welcome the new co-host. He made his debut last year, and he came back for another year. Freaky McJangle Spooker. Oh, be careful. We might have to put that one under review. Check the cameras on that one. I don't know if that's okay. Official review. No, but we got him, his spooky back, nasty fingers. Dude, I. It's beautiful. So, I have a spider. I have a spider on my mic stand. And it moves without you touching it. I've seen it a couple times now, and I wasn't going to say anything, but I can't. It's moving. I don't understand people's affinity for spiders and their fear of it. What is so scary about a spider? Peyton, if I put a tarantula in front of you. You put a what? I think I did say it. I added an extra R. A tarantula. No, it wasn't the R that you. A tarantula. What is the ch? That's so true. A tarantula. If I put a tarantula. If I put a. Tarantula. Tarantula. Like Kevin Tarant. What tarantula? Tarantula. Yeah. Tarantula. Tarantula. That sounds foreign to me. Yeah. I'm having a whole moment right now. Yeah. I've said tarantula my whole life. You have a couple things in you that are just wildly wrong. The way you speak is just wildly wrong on certain things. I can't say. Try it one more time. One, two, three. Tarantula. There you go. Good job. That was perfect. If I put a tarantula in front of you, you would freak out. No, I wouldn't. Peyton, you're not, bro. You're not. Can you please stop doing that, though? You're not holier than thou. I'm not, but can you. You're gonna be afraid of a furry eight-legged beast from the underworld. But can you stop doing that, though? Can you stop going to the most extreme case scenario on everything we do? Like, I'm just saying, I just said spiders in general. Like, I said the. A tarantula's not the most extreme. That's like the most Hollywood version. Isn't that like the scariest spider? I could put a interplay, dog. Those are real? That's an NFL helmet sitting in front of you, crawling with eight limbs. I thought that you looked. I mean, I'm oddly surprised by your limberness. That was insane. You've been doing rehab on the hip? Oh, dude, it's feeling better. It's feeling better. I'm getting a lot of stretching. I'm just talking about, let's bring it down. I'm just saying, like, just spiders. People will freak out if there's a spider in the room. They'll, like, burn the house down. Yeah, they're. Because they're creepy. Are they, though? What's so creepy about it? It's eight legs off-ring. Why are legs creepy? Because. Because everything you know in your normal life either has two or four. Everything you know has two or four. Name anything. Name a. A snake, which I'm more afraid of, has zero legs, and that's more scary. In your normal life, Steve Irwin, in your everyday life, you don't see snakes every day. You don't walk outside and go, oh, hey, little moccasin. I think I've seen more snakes in the wild than I've seen spiders in the wild. What wild do you live in? What is this? What's wild you go to? In everyday life, I've seen more snakes than spiders in my everyday life. You. In the court of law right now, you, after pledging oath, you would say. Under allegiance to God. One nation. You would say that you see more snakes in North Texas than spiders. I've seen more snakes in my life than spiders. Dude, you're, I mean. I don't see spiders. You have a gift. You have a gift, man. I don't know what this. could say, but. That is. That is. That's probably statistically, factually proven, scientifically, and every other big word that holds weight wrong. You know, because in. Like, growing up, we always had snakes in our front yard. Like, little grass snakes, or, like, farm snakes, or whatever they're called. Dude, because they can smell the sin inside your house. They're like, oh, there's our leader. Let's get to him. He needs us. You'd walk out, and you're like, oh, snake. Dude, I. Yeah, snakes are creepy, too. I think snakes are more creepier than spiders, just by the fact, how do they move? Genuinely, how do they move? No, that's fair. That's. I just. A lot of tummy work. It's like Shakira of the. They're just sitting there, just going like that. Think about that. A deadly snake that wants to kill you. For him to get to you, he has to get sexy. He has to get sexy. He has to get sexy. He's like, he's like, I'm gonna bite the shit out of you, boy. I'm gonna bite your ass. He's gotta get sexy to get to you. He had the hands up. He's like, I go, oh, that's a good-looking human leg. But isn't that. Like, let's honestly talk about it. Isn't that crazy that snakes can move without legs? I don't understand the animatronics on that. Without any limbs. Yeah, no, they have batteries. They're powered off doubly. Because only the other animals without legs that can move are in the water, because they can swim. You can just move through the current. Yeah, and they're going like that, and the water's helping them. Exactly. Yes, I hate snakes. That's why snakes are so creepy to me, because they're evasive and elusive and eluding. They are. They are, but it's not. It's creepier than a spider. It might. Oh, God, dude. Okay, I would have to say, I'll agree with you, because first off, yeah, how do they move? You're 100% right. Hit it on the head. Second off, they're snakes. They get 20 feet long. Some even longer. If there's a 20-foot spider. What am I, Samwise Gamgee? Am I fighting Shelob? Who the f*** was that? Who? Samwise Gamgee? Who the hell is Samwise Gamgee? No! No, don't do this to me! Wait, what? No! Oh! Wait, maybe say it again. I said, if there's a 20-foot spider, who am I, Samwise Gamgee, and am I fighting Shelob? Who's Samwise Gamgee? I know Goshi. He's a rapper. I don't know. He's scared of elevators. Samwise? Yes. Gamgee! You keep saying it doesn't make it easier. Did somebody in the comments know who this is? Everyone knows! Oh, my God. Please, in the comments. I don't want to tell them right now. Please, in the comments, just tell him that we're disappointed in him and we do love him, but tell him where Samwise is from and Shelob. Is he a real person or is it one of your Greek mythologies? Oh. It's neither. It's neither. Oh, you made him up. I don't understand. I made him up in my head, but everyone in the comments is going to know. No. Samwise Gammy. Who the hell are we talking about? Samwise Gamgy. Like a mafia member? Oh, my God. Low key. He's a part of the fellowship. This might be my favorite thing we've ever done. Let me. I'm going to keep. This is what we're going to do. I'm going to keep saying cryptic things from what I'm describing until you get it. But I need them to be. Like, is it just me that won't know him or a majority of people not know him? Payton, over half the comments right now know exactly what I'm talking about. Cam, I could put that on my soul. I've never heard of Samwise Gammy. I do not know who we're talking. And am I crazy? Oh, f***. Okay. Okay. So, he was. I thought. No, don't tell me who he is. Keep naming me people. Oh, you just want names? I thought that's what we were doing. I thought you said you were going to name people. Okay. King Théoden. I know Odin from. Thor's man. Faramir. Faramir? Sounds like my ex's name. Faramir. You know, I've had a couple of nightmares with a Faramir. Faramir put me through some s***, didn't they? Boromir. I've heard that. You've heard of Boromir? I think it was like a liquor company. It's like when I get an old-fashioned, they're like, do you want Boromir? And I go, no, Buffalo Trace. No, you're about to make a cool man piss himself. I don't know why. Am I going through pre-menopause? Why am I. I'm literally about to pee myself. Yeah, I don't know why you pee so much. Oh, my God. But I'm just saying. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not trying to joke. I'm not trying to be funny. This is amazing. Okay. But I. What I think is going to happen is you're sadly overestimating how many people know what this is. Because I've never heard of this. That's fine. In the comments, y'all have not heard about this. I'm telling you, the comments, please. If you've never commented, we read these comments. I see a lot of support. I see a lot of. Our ghost listeners and watchers. Our ghost listeners, if you've never commented, today's your day. For the love of Cam, please. This would be a great moment. You're now invited. Boromir. Boromir. Boromir. Faramir. Okay. Is this Lord of the Rings? Yes! Yes! See, it's not real, then. That doesn't mean anything. I said it wasn't real. Your next one, I was about to say the High King Elrond. Now, if you would have said High King, I'd have been like, either it's Lord of the Rings or it's. Family members. I don't know. I don't know who that is. And surprisingly, Halloween, you always have a bunch of white sheets to give to people. And I. Oh! Oh, my. Devil in you. My eye got stuck. My eye got stuck. My eye got stuck. I go, don't talk about my high priestess. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't like that. Oh, my God. Oh, God, that was good. You brought something up during. Talk about the snakes, and it triggered something that I saw on TikTok. Oh, God. So, you talked about, like, everyday life stuff. Like, you don't see this in your everyday life, the snakes and stuff. Yes. There's a guy on TikTok named. I want to give him his credit. Dangerbean. Okay. At Dangerbean on TikTok. He made a post about this, and it literally changed my life. Oh! Like, it is the most fearful thing. After I. Can I tell you this? Like, your mind is going to be. Okay. Like, your perception of reality is going to change. Okay. He made this TikTok saying, what is humanity's obsession with rectangles, even though you never see them in nature? He said. Do you realize how big. How often you see rectangles in your everyday life, but they never naturally show up? You'll never naturally see a rectangle. Never. But everywhere you look for your entire life, you'll always see one. You'll never be anywhere and not see a rectangle. Think about everything. Right now. Phone. The TV that people are watching this on. What is it? Rectangle. The thing that the TV is sitting on. What shape is that? Rectangle. The couch. Rectangle. The device you scroll on every day. What is it? Rectangle. Look up. Probably square. Rectangle. The building. The walls that you're living in. What are they? Rectangles. The carpet we are standing on right now. Rectangle. The screen on that camera. What is it? Rectangle. I'm telling. That table. Rectangle. Everything is a rectangle. Like, literally, it is giving me so much anxiety because everywhere I f***ing turn, I'm seeing rectangles making me itch. Is that not mind-blowing? No, okay, I think. What is the obsession? Why are humans obsessed with that shape when it does not have to be a rectangle? Because I think, A, A, the devil is a lie. I think that's how we're going to start it. And B, it has to be a realistic approach. Because that is. I actually never thought about that. And that's so true. It's going to ruin me. Now, the rectangle. We don't have to be rectangles. We don't. Right here, I immediately was like, "Oh, yeah. Everything's a rectangle." Like, I instantly was like, "Oh." Your watch. Face of the watch. Phone. Everything. TVs, walls, buildings. They're all rectangles. But nature, I was like, "A tree. That's not a rectangle." Rocks, no rectangles. Cylinders, no rectangles. Well, cylinders are just a different shape. Yeah, but it's not a rectangle. You can't have a rectangular cylinder. You can't have a cylindrical rectangle. Exactly. That's why I had you bring it up. Everything is not a rectangle. So I'm thinking, my logistics. Yes, yes. Give me your. I think the only reason we're fascinated with rectangles is either A, there's like the families that rule the world, they have some steak and rectangles, or B, it makes organization easy. Like, think about. What do you mean? Think about Legos. Okay. Rectangles. When you dump out 100, it's all over the place. Yes. If you stick all 100 next to each other, it's very tight, compact, nice, neat. Sure. Same with rectangles. If every building we had was a random trapezoid, and now the roads have to be harder to go around it, and this building was circular, I think it's easier if everything's just. But I don't understand with everyday life, like, why are our phone screens rectangular? Why are whiteboards rectangular? Why are TVs rectangular? Why, though? Other than you just grew up with it and that's all you know, why is it rectangular? Is it fair to say rectangle's the supreme shape? I think it is the supreme shape. It has to be. Is it the supreme shape because we know it, and that's all we know? We were trained to only know rectangles? Yes. But what if. Okay, let's switch it. Let's start everything we said, let's make it a circle. What if your phone was a circle? I always wanted a pair phone. That's a pair phone. That's not even a perfect circle. Okay, I'm not saying it has to be a perfect circle. But my watch is a perfect circle, and I'm used to that. Yeah. Like, it's fine. Like, I have no problem with that. Even, like, some smart watches are circles, and there's no problem with it. It doesn't lessen your value of, or you're able to use it. You know what I mean? It's true. I. Oh. Ooh. What do you think? Why do you think? I can't. I can't. I'm having anxiety. Because everywhere I look, like, literally, after I walk. As soon as you said that, it's like that you get a car, and then you only see it. Those are rectangles. That's a rectangle. That's a rectangle. If you're watching this right now, look around. The wall is a rectangle? You'll not be. Every single cardboard box in here is a rectangle. If you're watching this right now, if you're not in the woods, look around you, and you will. You can't. You are being chased by rectangles for your entire life. Dude, that is kind of. It's terrifying. Every single thing I'm looking at is a rectangle. It's a battery-packed rectangle. Extension cord rectangle. What the? It's the worst. But that has to. Okay. It has to be. It has to be what I said. Because there's no. It's not a sexy shape. A rectangle's not an aphrodisiac. It doesn't give. It doesn't want to make you go to honky tonk and in pound town. I don't know. There's some guys that like them rectangle. Pierce Listener. He goes, "I want you real nice and tight. Just neck straight down the heels." He goes, "Nothing else. No moves. No lines." He goes, "I want to be able to roll a quarter from the back of your head and touch your goddamn ankle. Your Achilles tendon. I want no bumps. Nothing." He goes, "Smooth sailing. All the way down. Just bore. Bore." I don't even. Oh, no. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. I almost start a fire when you sit on that porcelain. I want you to be able to back up to a wall perfectly. I want, when we're having coitus, for it to sound like coin shaking. I want it to sound like. Pierce Listener would get turned on by this. Oh, yeah. That's right up. Oh, he doesn't work for us anymore. That's right up Pierce's alley. Okay. First off, the rectangle's crazy. I have something as well that is a realization that I saw the other day. Wait. Okay. When's the last time. This might not be most applicable to you, because you always drive yourself, and when you drive the other two people that are in your house, you always drive too. I only drive one of them. Yeah. The other one. I don't even see him. We don't know if he's alive. CJ, you're good? You're alive? I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. But when's the last time you rode in passenger? I refuse to ride passenger. Oh, my God. But do you want me to for and giggles? Yes. Just the last time. I mean, it doesn't really matter. Genuinely, the last time I did it was probably a month ago. Okay. Why? Because when we are in a car, and I guess it's backseat and everything, it doesn't matter. When we're in a car but not driving it, you look outside, and it does not look like we're going 75 miles an hour. My wife drove me for the first time a couple days ago. Did you pray? Oh, yeah. I said a couple prayers. Multiple. You almost have to hold the Bible when she's driving. Yeah. I was like, "Jesus, please." She was driving. Yeah. And I'm looking out. It was a rare moment. It wasn't on my phone. We weren't talking. I was just gazing out into the abyss. And it literally looked like we were going this fast. Yeah, it's so weird. go to the dashboard she's going 82 miles an hour I literally told you this probably three years ago and I said I feel like I can run beside the car there's no sense it makes no sense they're not lying our eyeballs our brain or the dashboard the only way and I study this often when I'm driving it's because I got I have FSD so I'm not really driving anyway so I'm always looking out the window but the only way to be able to tell how fast you're going is you look immediately down under you oh yeah that's the only way you look down you are flying but you look up and it is literally like you're on the most just joyous ride ever 20 miles an hour back in like 1950 on a little dirt road you're just like that when you look to the side you're an Olympian you're Usain Bolt it is weird and that's the same principle I brought up years ago with the moon following me it's the same thing and that moon is still on me I mean he is on my ass Amy he is on my ass that is not the same in the slightest that's not the same in the slightest it's yeah because you can get out of the car and the car stops I can get out of the car and that moon is still over my house it's always over my house it's like that moon has never not been over my house oh my god yeah whatever bro this episode is brought to you by Zinni we all have things that sit on our to-do list longer than they should has getting new glasses been one of those things for you because for me they have but that's why I go to Zinni and I just ordered something from Zinni it's the aviator glasses oh let me tell you it feels premium it looks premium it is an all around one of the best experience I have had buying glasses if you don't know Zinni is an online eyewear shop with stylish prescription glasses sunglasses and customizable lens options with frames starting under $30 that's called swag on a budget you can start with frames under $30 are you kidding me and I'm telling you once you get these Zinni glasses you will 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was watching an old TV show it was called the Andy Griffith show starring Andy Griffith oh yeah yes yes I was watching that and I was like oh my god like some of these like people died in like 1950 what does that mean that's awful people have died since the 1950s since the dawn of man right and that's awful what does that mean you know how unfortunate that is to die in the 50s like what are you getting at like you never got to watch Netflix oh dude you're so you're such an iPad kid Netflix like you're just saying like they probably had a better life than us yeah yeah right no they did yeah right bro no comparisons no no evils way too much knowledge we have plenty of evils in the 50s you're like pure segregated separate loved it no evil people stayed to their own our own water fountains you know they didn't have to share no I didn't mean that not in our sports leagues we could still play no I'm saying like it literally like I'm I think it's because I'm a super empath you know I get so sick I'm a super empath I feel for other people so much I'm about to fight like I like sometimes when people tell me things I feel like I have it I have literally said this last week hey I think I'm about to throw up you sped your car up and you said get over it empath my butt because it's funny there's difference between jokes and that but I'm saying like people that died in the 50s right like you gotta understand your quality of life they didn't know any better obviously so let's take that out exactly I said let's take that out the biggest part let's take that out okay so I'm saying they didn't their quality of life their medicines their food bro their access to to go out to other places like they like genuinely they couldn't get on twitter see one of their favorite creators blue page like oh my god you have one log in and buy it see it'll make like they saw a bra strap and were like dude yeah like you know oh my god no like look now you can go $5.99 and see the whole thing like you understand like their life back then like you didn't get to experience anything that's that's so I understand what you're saying but that's not true they had dude it was probably better I'm telling you for you no not for me no okay 50s but let's say that's on the cusp right the 50s if you died in the 50s think of when you were alive I'm saying people that died in the 50s okay died in the 50s ah it's rough like you didn't get to experience anything they didn't even they didn't have they didn't get to make a phone call they never got a text they never saw an emoji they never got they had to do that off the muscle that's what I'm saying but they never heard an 808 they never heard that it didn't exist no that's that's crazy but do you know how they never heard an electric guitar do you know how fly motherfuckers were back then you you wanted to oh think about this think about this in your single day they didn't have a vet on are you crazy they didn't have on the vet you're right they had a three piece suit on to sling newspapers everyone dressed to the nines no they did not not everybody that's propaganda not everybody came to coal mine there's literally little kids like in dying in factories okay yeah that still happens today but yes but it didn't yeah because of this yeah I know but bro okay you in your single days yes you had a crazy bag when it came to talking to the women right yeah I could mouth these yeah and that was all through an iPhone right because I'm a scared boy in person I'm a scared boy exactly like I wouldn't be scared I wouldn't have thrived I could be somebody else exactly I could be whoever I want exactly you either it was the haves and the have nots back then exactly you either had that grit that dog deep down in or you didn't have a wife but think about oh yeah like the wives got treated good back then yeah like they got get home oh god forbid there's a cold meal on that table it's got Hiroshima in that house are you crazy that's what you want I'm not saying that's what I want that's what I vouch for I'm saying life was authentic bro what does that mean it's authentic now you wanted a friend you had to go find one you had to go relate to a human being you want a friend now mm chit chit chit AI robot talk about how good I am in Korea but think about that think about that makes losers let's take it even back to the 80s like people that died in the 80s think about that shut up if like right now if I'm telling you something and you want to fact check me you can go to Google you can go to your AI if that's what you do back then mother had to go to the library and go research something you know how lame that is like you know no no no not lame not lame you're missing the jewel do you know what that means that means word is bond if you tell me something I have to trust your soul now if you tell me something I can literally go hey is he lying yeah according to the document which one would you prefer trust pure trust oh because you would get Kim you would be the bottom of somebody's shoe back then because you would trust everybody that's why serial killers ran rampant at those times because it was harder to prove because they had a skill they had a skill it wasn't a skill back then there just wasn't any technology forensics security cameras honestly exactly no we can move on if you were a serial killer before technology and you got caught you're literally the worst human being ever like you know how bad I know it's probably a popular topic but you know how bad you have to be at your job to get caught no dude that is so true if you got caught let alone I mean a petty crime let alone a serial killer like and you were you were with the you got a couple bodies and you just get caught one day in 1974 you suck yeah it's like you you you murk somebody right and then murked another person and then you went back home yeah are you nuts get in get in your get in your little car we caught Jimmy in the same clothes that he got in the murdering and then he was there was a drop of blood that it took four months for testing to come back yeah First of all no they didn't have they didn't have blood testing back then that's what they didn't have anything they didn't have forensics back then you don't think they had forensics in the 80s no they didn't have DNA testing in the 80s you speak he's speaking of the 80s as if it's 1800s 1980s was peak what are you talking about for who for life for serial killers yes because they didn't have forensics you could just - Get away with it. - Forensics were around in the 80s. - Let's look it up. it up you think what do you think that what there was a local town sheriff on his horse in the 80s it was it was literally like you had to see somebody do it and then you'd give the description and they would have an artist write the drawing and then you would you would submit that drawing to the police they would look for that person they would bring the person in and then search their stuff and if any of the stuff matched the murder like scene like the crowbars the car the tire tracks stuff like that then that's how they caught him so if you killed someone with the crow bar and a pair of overalls and then you pay someone off to draw a sketch of me they come to my house and because i'm a mechanic and i have a crowbar and a pair of overalls that match perfectly i go to jail you think you think that's how crime was solved back then yes in the 80s that's how crime was solved they didn't have forensics you want to snake your best friend we both work at an auto shop or not you know i work in an auto shop yeah so you steal my clothes you go murk somebody yes and then you drop them off no and then you pay someone to draw a picture of this guy and they come to my house you know they wouldn't know you're on their tail they're still good detectives i'm saying what they would do if somebody if somebody saw it happening they would be like okay i'm a witness right i'm a witness and i saw it's a black guy six foot seven with curly hair and there was a big print in his pants i'm not sure what that was if they're talking about me there's a huge print and they're like i've got lee like there's only one guy out there like so just this huge black guy kills somebody and so then they would go to the police he would describe it and they would have to use three sheets of paper to draw my and then they would use that and they would look around for all the big town and they would find me and they go it's gotta be mr harden he's the biggest you've ever seen yes and then they would find me they wouldn't find you because you don't look like me and then they would literally pull your pants and they go oh oh can't be him get him out of here we're wasting time and resources you think this small i could have killed someone get him out of here go get some testosterone yeah you are you okay let's let's let's search the vocab uh no we're not going to you are so sadly 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the 80s he was like in his 20s right yeah so he was telling me he was like peyton you couldn't survive without a microwave like i did and i said what what do you mean you didn't have a microwave i was like you were poor papa and then he goes no he goes yes but no that's not why he goes we didn't have microwaves whenever i was in my 20s and i said what does that mean well you didn't have microwaves what'd you heat your food up with and he goes we didn't have microwaves and i said what does that mean well you didn't have microwaves what'd you heat your food up with and he goes he goes yes but no that's not why he goes we didn't have microwaves whenever i was in my 20s and i said what does that mean well you didn't have microwaves what'd you heat your food up with and he goes he goes yes but no that's not why he goes the oven is it not crazy that the oven came before the microwave no isn't the oven way harder technology no you don't think so not at all not in the slight oven's a big box but think about this the oven in the oven you can make a whole pie you can make a cake you can make a lasagna in the microwave all you can do is nuke some all you do is make some popcorn exactly so the simple version you would think would come first and they're like oh we got to make this big intricate version that can make lasagna but the microwave is not the simple version how not so buddy the microwave is heating from the inside out heating the food from the inside of the oven is cooking it all that's why there's certain things you can put in the oven wait i don't understand what you're saying that cooks from the inside out so the oven is just getting hot as like very like like physical heat like yes like flame that's there's no flames in my oven there's no fl yeah it's not open but it's not fireplace but i'm saying that's the concept it's like a it's there's like a big there's like a big like wine please describe it i don't know honestly now i'm thinking about i don't know how ovens work it's isn't that's like impressive technology it's like this big like i looked up in it one time and there's like this big wiry light bulb that goes at the top and then there's racks and do you know what that is a light bulb that's not a heating bolt like a heating lamp yes a heating light that gets incredibly hot 400 degrees fahrenheit sometimes yes after 30 minutes yes on the middle shelf on a preheat yes and the sides get hot and the bottom gets hot right so it's just a big box and what's the difference between a microwave microwave is not the box is not getting hot it's it's it's like the box has to get hot this might actually your world the microwave is like magic the microwave is sending like signals to the food and only heating the food i mean like a text message from the inside yeah like a bluetooth like an airdrop it's like airdropping heat to the food how does that work exactly that's not true microwaves do get hot because i've opened my microwave and i felt heat hit my face and i sometimes i use it what does that heat from the light bulb the radiation no that heat is from the food my boy that does not make sense yes it does if i got if i got a steaming pile of soup if you're steaming bowl of soup i just took it off and i put it right in front of you is steam gonna come up correct okay so is it heated up the soup though but what's hot because it's out of the pot correct i'm just saying what heated it up the stovetop okay we're talking about microwaves though so i'm saying if you if something was do you make your soup in a microwave i've heated up soup in a microwave so what i'm saying is you take a cold soup and you put in a microwave it's the soup is cold yeah the thing that's making it hot is the microwave so the microwave has to be hot incorrect what are you saying the mic you know you're pissing me off welcome i'm a socket welcome it's not the simpler technology the microwave is only heating the soup exact no the microwave gets hot don't touch have you ever touched a little metal plate at the bottom or a little glass plate at the bottom of a microwave when that comes out i didn't go like this when the microwave opens you can put your hand directly on it no a stove go touch a stove i have burned myself that'll burn you because the whole hot it's a big hot box microwave's only heating the food how does that work though that's what i'm telling you i don't know i'm not a scientist you want to figure it out no because it's like kind of it's like sending okay so you're saying that if so you're saying if i got in a microwave i wouldn't get hot you could you put me in a microwave for two minutes no because it'd be sending to you it'd be airdropping files to your phone but you can't do that i don't understand a microwave work a microwave oven uses electromagnetic waves to make water molecules in food vibrate rapidly creating friction which generates heat i wasn't listening say it one more time i feel like i'm in school sometimes when you explain stuff and that's a you problem that's not a me problem i read that there's a crescendo in my emotions it's a good word i'm trying to help you check it let's see if you're listening and you think this is hey cam if i opened your phone and my face id worked i'd jump off this that might be that might be the most creative insult i've ever heard in my entire life if my face worked on your face that is oh wow okay turn your listening ears on and listen open up daddy okay ready yes sir a microwave oven uses electromagnetic waves to make water molecules in food vibrate rapidly creating friction you which then generates heat that's how it's heating up your food so yeah your dad's right that can't be good for us but that think about it said it's sending invisible waves to a food to something that doesn't have a soul that makes the water molecules hit a little jig fast enough to where they get hot that's a microwave you think that's simpler than gas ignition flame i don't have a gas oven i have an electric oven yeah the main the main parts of a microwave are the magnetron the wave guide in the metal cavity magnetron is a name i have from a magnetron activate oh okay i have oh my god i have oh big curve big hook i have the hook's leaving i don't know why i kind of felt that way too about a year ago about mine you've never had a hook but is it slightly it was it wasn't in the head though it wasn't the crown i didn't have a crown i wasn't a crown hooker oh you're a mid hooker it looks ugly are you crazy how's the middle crown might be more ugly yeah if you got a straight narrow then it's just like this a crown hook looks like you had an accident like it's not a shock shoe horn yeah but that you got a hat guy yeah shout out i still want to know how i got to text him be like hey brother i know we haven't talked to him man how'd you break it you broke his he broke his yeah he was in the hospital i didn't know that was it a second person we know it's on that second person that's why when we when when there's an i'm i'm a guider we'll talk about that on patreon you have no you cannot make that decision oh i send missions i just just go ahead and get on your back missionary and me too and the other one that i love oh from the back get on your back and then from the back it's like i love you and it's like he's like you're a rotisserie chicken yeah okay do you ever get on your back um do you ever get on whoa never i think i can i think and honestly say as a grown man i've never been naked on my stomach in the room with my wife i love being in vulnerable positions naked i love being like it surges your fighter yeah it's like not knowing what's going on oh god i have no idea what's going on i kind of like it you go oh what is that that's cold whoa it was that a octopus what is that not a tentacle whoa you know it's like i want to put a reaction camera on my family when they watch this i want to know what my mom and my dad are doing my dad's probably like just like me what'd you look like you know i'm like this nasty you're gonna say your thing and i'm gonna move on but my mom like she just came to the realization that like my balls were in her stomach at one point when she was pregnant and she thinks that's the funniest thing ever your balls stink okay they didn't back then my baby balls my baby balls didn't stink oh my baby balls probably smelled good oh there's something wrong with my nuts i don't know what it is there's something happening talking about right now no oh okay just going on like is it a shrinkage is it an overload i think my skin stopped growing dude i felt like prepubescent it's like like it just doesn't match every day your nuts just like trying to break out your skin just getting stretched yeah sometimes i feel like my nuts are bigger than the sack oh that's painful yes that's pimp i'm not trying to get out and let them fly you ever like gone grocery you ever gone grocery shopping and tried to put too much stuff in one bag oh like that oh god or like you wore like a you're like a coat it's like a size too small yeah oh yeah yeah yeah busting out the shoulder blades you're just like yeah it's like you you two like try to do like a stretch you hear the stitching go that just pops here we go what were you saying no come on if one of your we're getting into no stop stop stop i don't have wrinkles anymore i'm tight i'm tight you don't have wrinkles on you anymore i'm telling you i am tight you need to get seen by a physician i don't like when they look at it i don't care there's this one girl that is a terrible last time i got my nuts checked because there's something weird going on i got him looked at me too i had a lump i really did about three years ago i swear to god okay i'm glad you're good i'm well to my knowledge yeah but so i went right and then so i know my primary care physician like we're cool she's cool she's i don't want to say it but like one of whom one of them goes something like oh it's okay she's only locked in on one side of me like we're good if i get into the blind side we're good and so it's a joke it's a comedy podcast dude don't get offended here we go and so she was i was like hey we're cool she was like yeah um don't touch me don't touch me okay i was like we're like we're cool i was like hey can you someone can you take a look at my nuts yeah yeah oh she has to move it over her shoulder yeah and so she's like yeah cool she's like let me just go out there real quick and she goes out and she goes just uh get behind this card and she pulls this card and get behind it we'll do it behind here right so i'm there she comes in she's like okay i have uh so and so she brings another person a younger lady she brings in a younger nurse or something or a nurse a nurse practitioner or a just a nurse or a nurse helper nurse helper nurse helper woman or a receptionist down the street you're gonna lie to me i don't know but she brings her in and i could tell she knows me right and i'm like my nuts are about to be up i'm so glad you said this and so like she's like i legally i have to have somebody in the room she's going to be overseeing me and i was like ma'am i would rather you do something like follow me than her being in this room like like i'm completely fine taking that risk like you i she cannot be in here she was oh my god you're you're just like this no no no well she i she walked in her eyes got big and she couldn't help she was like hell hell no i was like and then so but yeah she got a show you did tricks no but like when i pulled the drawers down the room got real light i was like whoa and i had mean bush you've been on this like this like this nature boy thing recently you've been keeping just thick bushes depression self-grooming goes out the window really oh yeah when you're depressed i mean i mean it fits like that makes sense not the depression i'm saying the well probably that too i'm so okay before i say i'm so glad you brought that that that not depression the like a health care provider or someone in that field knowing us oh it's the worst that has as of the last maybe six months become pro i'm not kidding probably like top three fear of mine it's the worst i would hate to go in and get screened for colon cancer and and it literally it's a fan of the party like it's someone that's like oh dude your jokes are funny yeah but they have hippa oh i'm fine with a fan fingering me see if a fan's fingering me that's better than a stranger fingering me because you at least know what you're about to get into you know your hand's never going to be the same it's like you know it's paid and i've heard about him you i'm a finger him and i might not get my paw back they're like oh boy you weren't kidding the sound bites that are going to come from episode 237 are absolutely insane there's another one the you should know podcast this episode is brought to you by fabletics you already know how everybody 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just going one day and i land on this video you know how they have auctioneers there yes yes i love an auctioneer okay always kind of wanted to be one and i'm so glad you said that do you know these these people have like a boot camp they go to like a training camp there's a training camp for auctioneers it's not like you sign your name and you're just like i'll be the guy that says the numbers they have they go get their little certificate or whatever and they have a training camp where they were doing they were rallying behind each other and doing group vocal exercises to learn the skill to dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba you're telling me there's a training camp for auctioneers and i brought i brought their training with me today i brought the phrases the words that they say to pass to be an auctioneer okay so give me an intro here we go let's do it here we go let's do it come on can you pass auctioneer training i hope so here we go all right man so i just want you to read it first and then i'm gonna tell you the actual cadence you're supposed to have okay tommy atatamis took two t's tied to the top of two tall trees that's a lot of teeth that's what they do this is a real thing that they do in auctioneer training camp a real drill they do now the cadence we need to respect auctioneers like navy seals that's gonna get me in trouble here we go now the cadence is okay ready set give me a beat they don't get beats this off the dome it's acapella give me a beat is crazy okay and this is a name it's like tommy a like tommy okay okay okay tommy atatis took two t's tied to the top of two tall trees almost oh come on little flubber at the end tommy atatis took two t's tied to the top of two tall trees at the beginning i got it right oh no you didn't oh you're oh no you didn't wow do you want to be honest you want to be nice yeah all right here you go tommy atatis took two t's tied to the top of two tall trees that was good enough that was good enough clap for me there we go there we go now you're gonna advance now you're gonna advance i thought you said i'm gonna dance i was like okay and i'm not some clown show all right no you're gonna advance all right watch me be like elite at this all right level one was good you did good a couple hiccups but here we go level two and this is the real thing this is the real thing oh my god okay it's just you got me two paragraphs this is the real thing it's all right anybody's sentences thank god you didn't do an sh there is an sh bring it up a little higher all right here we go um okay betty butter bought a better oh this is the real test that first one's a warm-up this is the final exam anybody let me say it first betty botter bought some butter but she said this water's better so she brought a bit of butter bitter but oh wow anybody else smell toast just me okay just reading it betty bought her bought some butter but she said this butter's better so she bought a bit of better butter put it in her bitter batter would she put it where freaky jesus this one's better let me put it in my better okay now you gotta do it this is the final exam okay this is the final exam if you can beat this one this was one of the top tiers this was like an s tier no so i went to try my whole body you said your whole you literally went oh you got to go for it you got to go for it here i'll make you a deal i'll cut you a deal i know you're getting anxiety i know you're freaking out i know you know i'll cut you a deal if you try i'll try if you try i'll try to turn into this okay what happened i said if you try i'll try we'll do this together i didn't eat enough oh yeah real hungry betty butter but that was decent betty butter bought some butter but she's that i can't i can't i'm not gonna lie before you said i think you slipped a bit i'm not gonna throw up you try it let me try it okay okay i gotta just read it first like you that i mean that is this is the this is the final example yes okay betty bought her bought some butter but she said this butter's better so she bought a bit of better butter put it in her bitter batter freak here we go here we go she is freaky i don't know i want to get a taste that bitter batter i'm gonna taste that betty bit better betty bought her bought some butter but she said his butter's better so she bought a bit of are you eminem or an auctioneer betty butter um something i'm gonna do i'm gonna use something like what are you doing this is a rap god auctioneer you're rapping it is that not how i'm supposed to say it no you're not supposed to rap you're supposed to we gotta write it right that was a good start betty bought about some butter but she said this butter's better so she bought a bit of better put it in her better oh you're cooking oh oh no no i swear to god no i was in the moment i was i was really caught up in the moment i did not i did not mean that you know i did not mean that you know i did not mean that i did not mean that i was in the moment i was i was i was grasping for my the urge to continue what's that i call a 40 and slip a 40 and slip what does that call him for witty and slip you don't know oh neither do you 40 and slip oh big no wonder you wanted to go back to the beginning of the video i'm going to go back to the beginning of the video i'm going to go back oh big no wonder you wanted to go back to the 40s oh big no wonder you wanted to go back to the 40s betty butter bought some butter but she said betty butter bought some butter but she said betty butter bought some butter but she said this butter's better so she bought a bit of this butter's better so she bought a bit of this butter's better so she bought a bit of butter better it's the better butter you got butter better it's the better butter you got butter better it's the better butter you got two more tries oh here we go oh two more tries oh here we go oh two more tries oh here we go oh betty butter a bit oh don't move the betty butter a bit oh don't move the betty butter a bit oh don't move the board oh board oh you know somebody's probably listening you know somebody's probably listening you know somebody's probably listening to this in their room and their parents to this in their room and their parents to this in their room and their parents are like listening i'm seriously like oh are like listening i'm seriously like oh are like listening i'm seriously like oh oh yeah oh oh yeah oh oh yeah oh they go oh betty and your bitter batter they go oh betty and your bitter batter they go oh betty and your bitter batter oh oh oh oh oh oh betty butter bit betty butter bit betty butter bit one more one more one more betty butter bought some butter she said betty butter bought some butter she said betty butter bought some butter she said this butter is better so she bought a this butter is better so she bought a this butter is better so she bought a bit of butter butter put it in her bit of butter butter put it in her bit of butter butter put it in her bitter batter that's up dude let me see bitter batter that's up dude let me see bitter batter that's up dude let me see that safe to say we're not an auctioneer but i safe to say we're not an auctioneer but i safe to say we're not an auctioneer but i think if anyone were to pass it'd be me think if anyone were to pass it'd be me think if anyone were to pass it'd be me and not you but i do appreciate you and not you but i do appreciate you and not you but i do appreciate you participating isn't insane they have to participating isn't insane they have to participating isn't insane they have to actually do that yeah it's stupid they actually do that yeah it's stupid they actually do that yeah it's stupid they go like go like go like auctioneers on like adderall oh they auctioneers on like adderall oh they auctioneers on like adderall oh they gotta be hitting a little buy vans for gotta be hitting a little buy vans for gotta be hitting a little buy vans for they go yeah they gotta be doing they go yeah they gotta be doing they go yeah they gotta be doing something they gotta be on something something they gotta be on something something they gotta be on something they gotta be doing when they're sober they gotta be doing when they're sober they gotta be doing when they're sober they gotta have some some some they gotta have some some some they gotta have some some some performances you get some pdes for performances you get some pdes for performances you get some pdes for they probably got a 50 they probably got a 50 they probably got a 50 mil of never mind there are some jobs mil of never mind there are some jobs mil of never mind there are some jobs that i don't understand how people like that i don't understand how people like that i don't understand how people like desire like at what age in your life do desire like at what age in your life do desire like at what age in your life do you decide i want to be an auctioneer you decide i want to be an auctioneer you decide i want to be an auctioneer like when does that happen i've always like when does that happen i've always like when does that happen i've always thought about that i think honestly i thought about that i think honestly i thought about that i think honestly i think there's only one like origin story think there's only one like origin story think there's only one like origin story to that a villain arc like not even a to that a villain arc like not even a to that a villain arc like not even a villain arc but i i genuinely cannot villain arc but i i genuinely cannot villain arc but i i genuinely cannot comprehend another way that you end up comprehend another way that you end up comprehend another way that you end up as that job you eat some one time she's as that job you eat some one time she's as that job you eat some one time she's like god my tongue's moving you're like like god my tongue's moving you're like like god my tongue's moving you're like auctioneer auctioneer auctioneer you eat some box and she's like and you eat some box and she's like and you eat some box and she's like and you're like whoa you're just munching you're like whoa you're just munching you're like whoa you're just munching yourself and buddy by the bitter butter yourself and buddy by the bitter butter yourself and buddy by the bitter butter betty butter brought some bit of it and betty butter brought some bit of it and betty butter brought some bit of it and that's her brother's better that's her brother's better that's her brother's better like what like what like what she goes so she's like 450 450 500 500 and he's just going to and he's just going to and he's just going to down on the box wow wow wow oh what are some other jobs oh what are some other jobs oh what are some other jobs oh what are some other jobs oh my god that's that are some other oh my god that's that are some other oh my god that's that are some other jobs that like how do i don't understand jobs that like how do i don't understand jobs that like how do i don't understand that people yearn for that people yearn for that people yearn for um like how do you desire to be like an um like how do you desire to be like an um like how do you desire to be like an auctioneer how do you desire to be auctioneer how do you desire to be auctioneer how do you desire to be certain things how do you desire to be certain things how do you desire to be certain things how do you desire to be the lonely mother that's out in the the lonely mother that's out in the the lonely mother that's out in the deserts and it climbs to the top of the it's a month but you can go to a trade for that like you can there's there's a whole schooling system for like to climb a ladder yes like like electrician people like that like that's different but there is a school for that and there's like training for like i understand that's a more common thing than like something obscure i'm talking about the fact to yearn to have that job no but i'm just you're you're misinterpreting what i'm saying i'm just saying like weird jobs like weird like an auctioneer like what are some other weird ones okay like i never under like i can't understand that what day do you wake up you're like i'm going to go thrive and strive to be an auctioneer okay okay so obscure weird jobs i i mean i had a license i was a licensed food handler when i was 14 years old what does that mean i i had to take a certification and a test i got it from the state it expired recently what does that mean like a waiter no i'm just like is that what your dating profile would be if you're a waiter i'm a licensed i uh i had it in my my i had it in my instagram for a very brief amount of time and my friends told me it was terrible and to take it out in your bio you had licensed food handler where did you work uh the mac what's the mac this is a four-quart multi-sport complex i was i worked at a concession stand and i mopped when everyone left i mopped the whole gym and i was a licensed food handler you worked as a kid you handed people pretzels hot dogs and candies oh dude we had KillerSnowCones, and you were talking to people be like i'm a licensed food handler i have the card in my wallet too there's no i swear to god you don't have to have that to work at a concession tell them i needed the job they i had to do it you did that for the concession stand i had they that was a requirement i think like i don't think bullying is right i don't but i would be wrong to say there isn't good that comes out of it sometimes just kidding i i mean that's true story it's 100 true like yeah obscure i'm trying to think an auctioneer what's another like a like a professional eater like somebody that joey chestnut like how do you how did joey chestnut decide like i'm gonna throat glizzies for the rest of my life absolutely take meat down the throat yeah with quickness and haste robbie professional i don't know yeah dude okay okay let's call a spade a spade yeah now this isn't as obscure but to go professional in it and like uh but like break dancer like what's her name from australia that won at the olympics i've never met a break dancer in my life she won at the olympics and like she wasn't like that good that's one of my biggest ics online to be honest even i don't care how good of a dancer you are those videos of people in that in that like room with the wood floors oh yeah in the in the in the mirror and they always start dude oh my god it's dude i i know there's a skill that goes into it i just want to say like my whole life on the internet i i get called cringy i get feeling when I watch those breakdancing videos in like yoga rooms with everybody and why is the attire that way why are we in sweatpants in baggy it's to make it I think it's to make the movements look cool every every breakdance you know has hit this board and the thing that makes it worse is the background people oh yeah they do hate you you're in your pocket like I don't get like oh my god less of the dance that cringes me out it's the environment and it's like why why is the same LED lights in every body's room let's turn the lights on yeah we got the overheads we're trying to look at performance right let's see the lights on and I watched like Red Bull puts on this like breakdancer challenge I saw somebody take a heart and I like literally you would have thought somebody just created fire yeah and everybody like somebody earlier was like this yeah now there is now okay now on the same Accord there is some people that do something This is it. This is it right here. That beat going. Do, do, do, do. And they hit that. Like that. Oh, dude. That'll shut the club down. You just reminded me of Albert Brenneman from Hitch. You say one more name. I don't know. I'm gonna kill you. How about that? Stop saying. Stop doing that. You don't know Albert Brenneman? No. From Hitch? Sounds like an accountant. Essentially. Oh, I watched it one time and I saw two. You've seen Hitch once? It's an American classic. I had it on a DVD. No DVD was ever that small. I had it on a DVD that I would take on my road trips on my DVD player. You had a road trip DVD player? Yeah, it's a portable DVD player. You didn't have that? Brokey. Brokey. Oh, my God. You have one curl of hair that's wet on the belly button. One hair. You spawned keys. You said. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, professional eater is weird. Break dancer. Break dancer. I get it. I get it. I love that for y'all, and it's sick. And you're way more talented than I'll ever be. You're so much better than me. Yes. The environment is cringy, though. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, yeah. Yeah, I just don't. I don't like the environment. There's got to be something that's. Someone hits a sick move, your wrist is suddenly broken. Your bones just. I hate you. There's got to be one more. Professional yo-yo. You know, there's professional yo-yos. You didn't have yo-yo class in elementary school? You had a whole block of education dedicated to yo-yo. Well, it was our PE class. So we had like three months dedicated to yo-yos. We had an instructor come, like a professional instructor come. We had. Like yo-yos were it. And we'd have. I forget what they're called. But there would be like these two attachments you can add on the side. We had like a company with a truck come out to our school with yo-yos. I mean, yo-yos were cool. You know, we had a yo-yo class. Like they were trying to train people to be professional yo-yos. They had professional yo-yos come in. And it was kind of like a break dancer thing. But they did performances with yo-yos. What really set the school off. The turn off the lights. Glow in the dark. Yo-yo. Oh, my God. And I remember being home. And I was like, I want to be. Because I was easily impressionable. And I wanted to be an entertainer always in my life. And so I went home. After I took off my mom's makeup. And I would be in my living room. And I was like, I'm going to yo-yo. And so I remember it was like homework for us to yo-yo. So I was in the living room just yo-yoing, yo-yoing, yo-yoing, yo-yoing. And then we had a glass coffee table. And I yo-yoed right into that. And it broke. My yo-yo ended up in the neighbor's yard. Your childhood house needs to get napalmed. Things that your parents allowed you to do. They are either the greatest or the worst. And there's no middle ground. And I think they're the greatest. I worked out pretty. I mean, I'm here. You're here. And they're still loving. I mean, 90% of it was me. I redact that. The city of Pflugerville needs to get napalmed. That is a fucking experiment. I'm getting more convinced. You know what I want to do one day? I want to create like a $200 Patreon tier. Right? And then for that $200, probably a little more than that, like $500 or something. Oh my God. Well, the people that sign up for that, I'll bring you to Pflugerville. And I'll rent like a tourist van. And then I'll give you a tour of all the landmark spots from the You Should Know podcast and Peyton's upbringing of Pflugerville. That'd be insane. That'd be cool. That'd be some shit. Like in your cul-de-sac, there's an emerging serial killer. Yeah. That collected toenails and blades. And it was swatted. Yes. What is that? He didn't get swatted. He just had the toenails. And he stabbed his mom. Who got swatted? My other neighbor. I mean, that's. They were selling drugs. But then my other neighbor had a bomb he made. He was in middle school. Created a bomb. Real life Ted Kaczynski? Then the other neighbor. Do you know Ted Kaczynski? Dude, shut the fuck up. Is that John Kaczynski's brother? And then my other neighbor was actually. Accidentally handing out edibles on Halloween. Like, that is. That's the start to a Stephen King novel. Like, your neighborhood. No, your street is the start to a literal horror book. And you're like the little protagonist character boy that's just growing up and wiping off his mom's makeup and going and finding himself in the world. And there's bombs and knife threats and toenails and swat. And you just don't know what you want to do. But deep down in your heart, you know you have this just urge to entertain. Yeah. We're lucky you made it out of that. And then. I don't know if you remember. Remember there was that huge, like, like, serial, like, bomber in Texas? Like, he was bombing, like, all around Austin. Like, he was playing. It was years ago. Years and years ago. But it was, like, on CNN. We had CNN at the thing. Fox. Like, everybody, like, the biggest. Like, Barbara F*** Walters was in Austin. Like, they were just bombing everywhere. They found him in a gutter in Pflugerville. Or in a house in Pflugerville. And I remember there would be, like, FBI and, like, the sewers and shit. It was cool. God, yeah. A gutter gang. You're like, dude, the cops are on there. Yeah, we got a. Third turn. That's the end of gutter gang. We got evicted out in the FBI camp. Shout out to my Gigi. F*** Austin, actually. We all know gutter gang, man. Oh, my God, bro. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Factor. I've been using Factor since I can freaking remember. I can't even freaking remember a freaking time I didn't use Factor. I've always had Factor's pictures of me, like, 2023 with Factor. And you know what? Now I'm more on a health kick. I've been more on a health journey. But you know I'm also more busy. Daddy's been getting to that breach. 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After you purchase, they're going to ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them that we sent you. So go ahead, get you a quality piece, upgrade every fit you already got, and go shop with GLD. On to the rest of the episode. Do you want to do a pop culture? I'm always down for a pop culture. You're down for a pop culture? I'm always down for a pop-y culture. It's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, payday cam. I saw a video on TikTok. Talk to me. It was a video of this woman and her husband getting married, right? Okay. And they're like right standing on the thing, and she's about to say the name of her husband. I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband, and I promise to do it. You know what they do. That's stupid. So they're about to, you know, the waste of time. When you're getting married, you have to like, there's a priest or a person that just got an online certificate that's about to marry you, and you have to say, I promise to you that I'll be with you in front of a stranger that you hired, and it means something. So you have to do that, but she was doing it, and she goes, Steven, the guy's name was like Kawan. She said the wrong name. And so she goes, Steven, I mean, and like, she started laughing. She said the wrong name during the wedding. And she's promising this man. Oh my God. I will love you forever. Oh my God. I want to take this from two different perspectives. A lot of people, they're probably going to talk about this on podcasts all over the world, but everybody's going to talk about it from the perspective of the groom. I want to take it from the perspective of the audience. Oh, oh, that wedding just got lit. That wedding just got, that turned into a rager. Yeah. Oh, what are you doing? If I'm sitting there, I've already, I've already wiped my tear off. I can't go to a wedding without crying, by the way. Just can't do it. If you cry at my wedding, you're gone. You're going to have to kick me out. I will cry at your wedding. I cry at any wedding I go to, I cry. You'll cry at a complete stranger's wedding? A hundred percent. I got emotional. I, matter of fact, that's actually almost factually proven. I got very, very watery eyed and teary and it almost came down the cheek, uh, at two people that I've met maybe once before, but truly never met, lives friends from childhood. I think if you cry at a wedding that you don't know the people, you're, you're a psychopath. I might be, call me Dahmer. I, it's something, it's such a, it's an elegant, uh, amazing, loving, beautiful moment that I know what it feels like from the opposite side. So then I'm like, I'm in there now. Oh, I'm too jaded. I'll be like 50% of these end in divorce. So it's like, yeah, there's a 50, 50 shot of this working. So I'm like, and I'm like, I heard about you, bro. I was like, I know what you do. I know you don't like blocks. Okay. So that's weird though. If you were to walk into any funeral home and just sit in a funeral, would you cry? No, no. That's so weird. I didn't, I, there's something that's permanent. Yeah, but they're dead. But the weddings aren't permanent. Marriages aren't permanent. The wedding is permanent. You can't undo the wedding. You can undo the marriage. Correct. But the wedding is what I'm crying. It's, it's literally, it's the music. It's the people walking down. It's seeing everyone else's emotions. All that. It's that moment. I'm not crying at their bond. They probably cheat on each other. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. She makes like struggle spaghetti. He doesn't like it. Like, no. What? Did that get personal? Talk about your wife. But no, I don't know. I'm crying at that moment. It's like, it's just a buildup. It's like, it's weird, man. It's not, it's very common. I mean, a lot more common amongst females, but that's fine. Like I love weddings too, but I know what it is. Like, I like, like that same thing with, I go to a magic show, right? If I'm watching Criss Angel, I'm like, this is a cool thing. Like I'm watching like, but I know you're not flying. I know you're not. Did you just say you would get more emotional at Criss Angel mind freak than you would get at a wedding? Probably not Criss Angel, but David Blaine for sure. David Blaine is the most impressive human I've ever seen in my life. If I ever met David Blaine, that's up there with me meeting the weekend. Like that's David Blaine. That high up David Blaine. David Blaine. He's not a magician. He's an anomaly of a human. David Blaine, he follows me on Twitter, by the way. He also follows like 700,000 people, but that doesn't matter. David Blaine follows me on Twitter. Oh, if, can I say this right now? I will pay, don't legally do this because of his team sees this, but I would pay an exuberant amount of money to have David Blaine on this podcast. That would be, oh yeah. I wouldn't say a word. It would be a whole podcast of magic tricks. Everybody on Spotify. I'd probably throw up to be honest. He's eat glass. Yeah. As soon as he does that, I'm out. Yeah. You burp up a frog. I'm good dog. I go, you can do a cool little card trick. Maybe think some numbers and math. As soon as you do that, you're going to get a little bit of a break in a limb and going out. I'm not, no, he goes, he goes, he's like, you see this. He's like nothing. And he goes, grab it, put it back together. He goes, touch it. Seriously. It's broken. Yeah, dude. That's all the thing is on. He's on Fallon and he got a bowl of nails and he started swallowing them. And they went and shot them all out. And then that was the trick. Everybody thought. And he goes, and then a frog came. I literally stood up. I was like, oh, he's like, he's like, I've had a frog in there for nine hours. It's like, what the f***? i'm done no let me answer let me i was just i'm done with work let me answer back to the tears i'm shortly wipe my tears off and then i would be that is like the most like you're not supposed to laugh in a locker room moment that's like that on on steroids oh if she says wrong if i'm in a wedding and the woman says it i would live like oh out loud i'd be like oh my god you know what god forbid i have an aisle seat okay if i'm tucked in i can't overreact like too much if i have an aisle seat i go no oh god no she didn't oh no she didn't my legs would be the creme de la creme what it was a black family it's a black wedding my family my family that happens oh cam you would have to get me off the floor how hard your mom would be like oh this didn't oh no oh hell no oh hell no the press is like no coffee oh no oh come here it's okay and my dad's like oh she's available he goes oh what's the he goes oh can i go back now my family my mom's like oh sweet jesus she goes honest mistake honest mistake long day my dad would be like hell yeah oh that'd be that's funny that is insane that's okay last question on that i'm so sorry last question as the groom let's switch back to groom that happens to you you go up beautiful day sarah you planned everything and she literally rips a name that's not yours she goes i do take you jaylen that seems too real i do take you demarcus sean pedro we'll go pedro that's there i do take you close your eyes and think about this moment you're sitting there sarah's gorgeous she's in the best dress ever all your loved ones are there the wedding's incredible the vibes it smells like a room spray i mean everything is everything is great i do take you that's it i don't want people marry their house smell like mine mute that i'm both god i'm selfish go ahead everything's good even cj's at the wedding and then sarah and sarah goes like this i do take you jaylen oh i mean that's what i'm talking about that's what i'm saying there would be two feet right there in the eyes she's got two size 14s that's 28 right there on her eyes 28 foot power straight to the temple oh yeah dude honestly seriously i can't say it on the open air what i do i can't say it i don't know i don't know if i could i think for the sake of everyone else not even her at that point because at that point to me we're at war you're in opposition we're at war you forgot your lunch so i'm having bratty easy right now we're at war yeah so for the sake of everyone else that has traveled far and wide i i will finish the wedding okay it's a mistake whatever yeah i love you smooth you're such a second we go back back there well also a big majority is that you know we probably funded this too so I'm not gonna waste everything oh you could still party without her though oh no you're going you're gone oh we're going back there and and a couple things just happening either she's leaving I'm leaving or or or we're not like there's there's no more we're not I'm messing up there fiddling with cake with you you just said Jalen who's Jalen I'm Cameron I'm Cameron who's Jalen no you with your family I'll be with my people I'm gonna drink and get blasted and forget this happened and then we'll see if we're gonna be married in the morning you still have a question about it oh you'd be a good oh dude cam I'd cheat on you like a oh dude you'd be hurtful dude you're just a pushover honestly if you give me like a route 44 coke zero make it dirty and unlimited access to the game and do whatever you want a blow job I mean you're good like look you're so like you're the ideal partner you suck me clean and give me a coke zero in a video game I'm good if you're if you were a woman oh dude you'd be an you'd be an athletes too I mean you would just be dogged because they like I could cheat on cam and nothing's gonna happen he's gonna be right here god this is rough it's true based off that you'll be like we'll see if we're married in the morning she says another man's name at the altar it takes it takes more to be a forgiving person life is only once it's very fragile what do you gain from that maybe it was a mistake make a mistake with somebody else it's true but everything all the good moments you're a good person all the good moments way up to that one mistake you don't win points in life being being a good person to the point of failure of a pushover no you don't but I want you to fight harder than that I'm actually I'm gonna start testing you're sorry you're sort of like I'm gonna start tantalizing my life like oh I'm gonna I'm gonna borderline your relationship up just to test if you'd stay like I'm just gonna like leave like like rappers like in the real life marriage there's like a magnum ripped up and I'm gonna rip one up and throw it in the I don't buy those you guys can't be me you know I don't use those and that was pop culture pop culture get us out of here we got a patreon exclusive coming up we will see you an 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