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Dude one day we do one day I'll figure that out and we're gonna get there. It will take it probably take a whole day figured out and that that one was not smooth. Can I say that? It was because you got involved. It's whenever you get round of applause. Please then you you pointed at me. You said round of applause. Please. What would have been if I was like this? Like I literally did what you said I said you said we got co host cam back back in the hey man I'm gonna get that one day. I don't know what I want from you. applause silence just friendship. Maybe we raise up the production value in here. We get a button that has a round of applause. Please and it's like a round of applause but oh and no it's just a button that's a pause and then the applause swipes to you in a transition format and then you go hello how much is this button it's swipe it's moving what do you mean moving we mean it swipes to me like the camera it does a camera transitional swipe from my camera to your camera there's a button it's gonna be there's a button to be on the couch yes it starts with the pause and it's somehow hardwired synchronized to our to our recording setup and it's gonna swipe the screen and that's in pre-not post that would be ideal. That would be hell of an ideal. Have you get Tony Stark to make that button while you're ready we have co-scan back in the studio man. Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you there's no one here. There isn't our dude our week of paradise what it is it is ended a week of paradise I thought I literally thought you said are we comparitized and no compartmentalized but you messed up I think as I get older my speech lessons I'm starting to get a little more a little more slow down in the verbal and mental aspects of my life. We just got to keep we just got to keep each other on our toes maybe real sharp maybe that's where puzzles get involved dude have you ever thought about a puzzle I thought a puzzle did you do it there's a five foot tall gangar okay that's kind of far yeah but I'm talking about like a picture of a little creek in the back of a a Wyoming state house with a little creek and fishes and a little fence no because you know the reason I don't do those kind of puzzles because they're dumb exactly what am I gonna do when it's I'm done destroy yeah puzzle suck puzzle are the worst thing you could do it could be the it could be a puzzle that was created for me right it could have my wife's face my both of my sons it could have Yugi holding up obelisk yeah life or and the wing dragon it could have Pokemon it could have a Trojan warrior it could have the city of Rome and I literally be like that's never get I'm not even touching it yeah it's gonna stay sealed and it's gonna grow in value it sucks because I view puzzles the same way I view Legos I have no interest in building a Lego Legos are so dumb to me I don't understand how you have the creative juices you have if you never messed with Legos Legos have nothing to do with creativity that's craftsmanship oh dude you're privileged you're so dude you grew up so nice how my grandma found a bucket of Legos besides of like those storage bins yeah five dollars all just miscellaneous sets and junk and all Legos five dollars in garage sale I played with those Legos every single day till I was 15 I'm just not about to say I'm kidding but Legos are the best way to play with Legos are creativity why the collector side is you build a piece you you like you buy a piece you build it you put it on it's exactly that's why collecting side the creativity is you get a big band of Legos and you just start making the world oh you're not doing that you said oh I had I don't know you so down I had gas down so down so down you're not getting random Lego pieces and building your own statues now if my grandma had better hearing we call her right now we'd call her right now and she could confirm that wait wait I'd be slightly confused as a grown man you shouldn't be building Legos unless it's one of the like statue pieces and you put on a shelf you shouldn't just be creating as a grown man I agree the fact that you said you never did no I did I'm talking about now as an adult oh I own Legos now you know what I'm saying but take it as if we are oh yeah I would I would for a fun afternoon I'm going creative route I'm dumping them on the ground I'm not if I want to have a fun afternoon I'm not in my house I'm not even doing I'm like that's not what I'm doing I'm not touching Lego blocks that'd be fun that's that's it's way more fun to do like one of the big like F1 helmets or Pikachu's that you see in Target that are like $600 okay that's cool too I do want the Roman Colosseum they dropped the Colosseum and there's a pyramid of Geese and one and they just dropped the Lord of the Rings set with the the hills of Rivendale can I be honest about me and my girlfriend yes so she talked to me one day and we were walking through a target and she was like babe I really want to build Legos I really want to do that would you be a such fun date night with wine and I thought yeah she said that and I said I'd rather pick off my toenails and eat them but she was gone so I decided to surprise her with Legos you got her Legos no what I did was I bought the box and I hired somebody to build them and I gave it to her and told her I built this for you that's the worst I'm so serious that's the worst gift you could possibly ever give to someone no she really liked it because she was like I can't believe you took that much time to do this oh but she doesn't know that you've you're a fabricated liar I am Sarah he's lying to you that is a lie yeah you got on upwork you got on fiber you're someone that's rabbit you test rabbit and someone to build the yeah paid you can do that for puzzles all kinds of things you I want you to think about what you're saying yeah you bought a gift so the whole concept of the toy is you get to build this can can can can correct so not only did she not get to build it and she didn't get to be a part of the building yes and now she believes the lie that you built it yes all three of those are true and the fourth truth is it is literally little blocks that six year olds can read step one step two and put together and you said and I can't be me said it can't be me yeah my life is too much one I can't do it hey who wants to build legos well it was always this big like f1 helmet and I was like okay that should be easy it's a circle with a visor like it can't be too hard I opened up the box and like I don't know when Lego got this the experimental oh they're elite I opened up the box and it was like 15 different bags of legos almost pissed on it I'm not doing this phase one phase two I'm a cry at the pay bills I can't I can't sit here for 14 days and build this you're a grown man has to pay bills and you task-ravened someone to build you a Lego helmet yes there's Lego builder 101 this isn't that has a career that's what he does yeah that's kind of yeah that's good for him terrible for you this is not segwaying good off of last week's conversation what was last week's convoy don't remember oh dude if a if a tire blows I'm not your guy if we got a cook dinner we're ordering out if the house catch on fire Sarah go get it exactly you can't even build a Lego dog I'm sure I could my mental capacity cannot afford me to just sit there and do that miscellaneous task oh I know what we need to do what and I would document it but I think that would go against their TOS what we need to do a three day just three day a three-day sabbatical in the middle of a jungle with no electricity okay and no Wi-Fi and no phones why would we do that so I can help harness your inner just human being your tension span come back your soul yeah oh dude yeah I would struggle too this isn't oh pity mute right I would say If we did three days in a jungle with no wifi, no phone, no nothing, I would do 100% better than you. I would do 100% better than you. Okay, you are so sadly mistaken. How would you do better than me? What's the first thing you do when you open your eyes? What do you mean? What's the first thing you do when I wake up in the jungle? Like what day are we in? Real life, Monday to Sunday, everyday, real life, earth, here. What's the first thing you do? And don't you lie, no, don't. Check my phone. Okay, check your phone. What's the first thing I do? Probably check your kid. First off, I wake up to scream, okay. So I'm already equipped for the jungle. I hear a cappy bar, I know it's all good. You hear it? Oh, what's that? Daddy saved me. So I'm already alert, I'm there. I wake up to screams and then I walk in there, make a five ounce bottle and I walk back. And then I sit in a dark room. With no electricity, no TV on, without my phone and I feed a youngling for an hour. That's my first hour to hour and a half. Yeah, sounds good. I'm already a 90 minutes ahead of you with no electricity, no, nothing. Yeah. No, when you shower and clean yourself. Don't do that. I don't do that. So I, the rare time. Can I say this? Let me, you're being too whatever, you're being too whatever, when you shower the phones in the background. When you were hanging out. You're on your phone. Dude, that's hilarious. There's no way you believe that 100%, because your life is too structured, right? You are too dependent on the luxuries of the, of the first world, right? Like, I'm not like, I don't, I don't brush my teeth regularly, I don't shower regularly. First of all, first of all, first of all, you're struggling, I don't do that, you're struggling on that. Second off. And then I brush my teeth regularly regularly regularly Oh, no, dude, I kind of just the CHS. What is this? It's a new one regularly regularly. It's still weird at the end. That's still got a little hip to it. Oh, don't tell me the time out. No, okay, say it, I don't even brush my teeth regularly, what's going on here? I don't brush my teeth regularly, regularly, it's that L, it's the wax. I don't brush my teeth regularly, adding like two extra letters. You say regular and then just go, regular, it's like the GU, the UG said regular, regular, regular. It's, oh my god, it's the U. Regular. No, no, no, no. Regular. Regularly. Regularly. There you go. Oh my god. I don't brush my teeth regularly. There we go. Okay, I'm saying that I would do way better than you. Hey, the beautiful part about that little exercise we just did is I don't need electricity to brush my teeth. You need water and bristles. So that's allowed in the jungle. No, I'm saying, but like, you don't have bristles. We're going to get bristles from in the jungle. That's what I'm saying. Do you think we're showing up with our confidence? I thought you said we have nothing. We get to pack a bag. I'm way better. You need to bring tockies and some checks mix. Yes. Oh, I'm great. You thought we were going butt naked into a jungle? Yes. Surviving? Yes. That's what I thought. We both lose that game. No, we're going to lose regardless. Oh no, you'd get bit in the sphincter by a snake. You're dying to poison. I would go, ooh, I'm so fat and hungry. Look at that, Barry. I'm dying to poison. We're both dead to poison. Okay, if we get to pack a bag, I'm 100% going to survive longer than you because I get to bring checks mix, tockies, a walkie-talkie. No, you don't. I don't get to walkie-talkie. You know what? I disagree wholeheartedly, but this is just open my eyes. If we had to actually survive in the jungle. If we had to, no, no, no, no. That's a sabbatical. We're safe. We're in a shelter. I'm talking about we get dropped off of a helicopter. Which one I was talking about this whole time. And you just switched it back. You just said, no, we get to bring things. That's why I went to that. You could drop rocks off on the way. So I go, and then. I started scraping a little more off and it's, man, I'm scraping. Oh my God, dude. It started getting rigid back there. It was like if you saw a mountain right and you hit it and it's all cracked up. And so that's what was back there. And so I was starting to run my tongue to the back and now my tongue is getting cut up. 'Cause that's how hard it was. And so I go, something's not right. So I go to, I book a dentist appointment the next day and I go to the dentist, right? I go to the dentist and this is where shit gets weird, right? Oh no, no, no. As I'm in the dentist office, I'm laying down and I tell them what's going on. And I said, "There's something back there "that's all broken up and rigid "and it's cutting up my tongue." And they go, "When's the last time you've been to the dentist?" I say, "10 years ago." And that's exactly the reaction. And so this dentist was weird though. Oh, I'll go into your mouth like this. Yeah, let's take a look. And so I was laying down the dentist and it was really weird. Everybody was like, "Child, there." And there was a TV in front of me and a TV on the ceiling. So I was like, "Okay, whatever." Like the workers were young. Not like the, the patrons were children. The workers were young. There was a TV in front of me and a TV on the ceiling. So I laid out and I'm looking at the TV. Now it's just me and the dentist and she's going through giving me a gum check, right? She's checking my gum, she's making sure I have no cancer. Oh my God, Mr. Hardview, yeah. And so she turns on Netflix or some streaming service. She turns on a streaming service and what they decide to play is a 2008 Louis CK special called Chewed Up. Now we get to the about the 17 minute mark. Good God. We get to the 17 minute mark of the special, right? I'm in a dentist office, publicly, right? And so you know, dentists office, the door isn't closed. It's kind of just like, you can, room, but it's open concept. So everybody can hear everything. I want you to hear what happened at the 17 minute mark of this Louis CK special. Now we're going to have to cut this out of the episode. Oh, yeah. But you cut it back at his reaction. Oh, oh, this is in the dentist. What the fuck? Dentist, did you come to it? Oh my God. Oh my God. You're like, oh my God. And Louis CK is going, I'm like, I'm like, oh, oh, oh. I'm just like, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm in a hospital. I'm in a hospital. I'm in a hospital. You turn out, I'm not saying the worst joke ever. You go, oh, man. You look all the workers. I'm going to go out of here. [CLAPPING] All the workers are in class, and the doors are not shut. And so I'm like, I'm so uncomfortable. But then, by the way, they're not reacting to what's going on. I'm like, they're inside every day. Oh my God. Oh, God. You need to move. And so anyway, I'm going through my dentist appointment. And now they start to get to the part where it's all cut up behind my mouth. And I'm still trying to figure out what's going on. So they're like, oh, OK, Mr. Harden. And they sit me back up. And they go, basically, that's 10 years worth of plaque build up. I got goosebumps on my neck. I just got goosebumps. That's been caulked over Europe. Europe, Europe, Europe, Europe. Oh, you're permeating it retainer? Oh, no way. No, no, they're not used to the purpose that's been caulked over. And so basically, they said we have to go in there and dig it out. They had to numb my nerves. Oh my God, dude. That's what I said. I'm like a big guy. Yeah, 10 patent, dude, 10 years worth of plaque caulked behind my, my permanent retainer. So it grew over the, yeah, the wire. So obviously, my permanent, or so my tongue's gotten used to just feeling that back there. I thought that was my teeth the whole time. It was based. It was so thick, it was like I had two teeth back there. It was what they told me. Oh my God, that could have been the origin of the CH list. Yeah. I think so. That could be the reason you. Oh my God, your real list the whole time has been a you. Yeah. But the double tooth, the double tooth fiasco has caused a CH. And so basically, they took it out, they took all that out and it was like, I've never felt my tongue go that deep into my teeth. It felt like your tongue was like, yeah, it was crazy. But with that being said, that, that wire back there is so sharp because it's just been caulked over. Yeah. Oh. And it cleaned it off. So I've been cutting my tongue on that permanent retainer this past week. So now I have wax that I put back there. So if I have a little bit of a lisp, that's what happened. Buddy. Oh. And going through. Ten. I want you to think about a decade, bro, a decade. You've had that plaque's been building since LeBron brought Cleveland their championship. Yeah. Think about that. Yeah. He's now on the sixers. That plaque. That plaque's been building since you were junior in high school. Yeah. Patent. It's kind of disheartening because you've been with me through everything. I've been, I, I have not known you, no, I'm talking about the plaque's been with me through everything. It's been with, this plaque's been with me longer than you've been with me. And I haven't known you without the plaque. No, this is, that plaque's your best friend. That's how I woke up today. I woke up today. Breath fresh. Oh my God. Yeah. And I was like, oh wow. The fact that it, now I'm, I'm, I'm genuine, I don't have a permanent retainer. Yeah. It built up so much in one of those crevices that it, think about this. No one crevices. All these teeth is these from canine to canine. It was all here. It was under one tooth. It was all of them. Only one broke off. That's all I realized, me. It was behind all of those teeth, canine to canine. And I told y'all guys, it's, I'm not trying to be gross. Like, I don't want y'all to embarrass me and like, make me feel bad about that. Because I'm being vulnerable. I'm trying and it's, it's, I am, like, I'm, I feel the presence of the Lord right now. Like, I'm, I'm being called not to bring you down, because this is incredible. And they said it's very common that there's plaque buildup. They said not to that degree. Yeah. But they said, because it's hard to, they said the, the, the, the science behind these permanent retainers is very old. They need to come up with something new because it is very hard to flush behind it. Yeah. Now I can see that. I can see it. You have to get a whole mechanism to loop it under and do it. I'm not doing it. I'm still not doing it. My plaque because I'm not cut, I wasn't cutting my tongue at least. So right now when you do this number, what does it feel like? Oh, it's the wax. Imagine you put gum back there. Like, yeah. No, I've had wax. Yeah. I'm saying, did you, did you do that before they waxed you at all? Did you get one good feel if you're actual teeth? Yeah. It hurt. It was so deep. It was weird. I was like, God, leave my teeth with them. But my gum health, they said, average, they will take that, they'll take that. They know signs of gingivitis, knows our hermitosis, none of that. They did recommend a root canal in the back level, but I'm not doing it. Root canals, you shouldn't do. That's what I heard. You want to do it? No, they said root canals are, you shouldn't do it because it releases some form of bacteria that can like kill you. You shouldn't do it. But you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by a personal favorite of mine, Seat Geek. I mean, y'all know that I'm always at different WWE events. You see me at WNBA Games, NBA Games, and maybe you're wondering how the heck is Peyton getting the tickets to go to these different things. And that is through Seat Geek. With over 35 million downloads, Seat Geek is the number one rated ticketing app. There are more than 70,000 events listed on Seat Geek, including concerts, sports, festivals, and more. 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I'm never going to dentist ever again. You just told me that you went to a dentist that literally strapped you to a chair and played something that was screaming the inward. Yeah. You should never go to that dentist ever. No, I'm never going to A dentist again. And now do not get offended when I say this and don't take this as medical advice, but I think dentists are scams. I went to the dentist for the first time in 10 years. I've never had tooth pain ever, literally ever. Oh, you left with some pain, Doc, they were in my mouth, right? And they started scrubbing and picking and they were like, yeah, you might need a root canal on the back left. And I was like, really? I don't feel like I should. And they were like, yeah, your cavity is getting real close to the nerve. And I was like, I don't feel anything so I'm not going to do it. I do my cleaning literally an hour after my cleaning, the throbbing pain in that back left. And then like throughout these whole days when I eat something that back left, it's hurting now. Yes. Oh, did they scam? Oh, my God. You cannot tell me that the big pharma. It is the dentist. They literally are like, oh, this could be bad. I'm going to scrub it down a little more to get to that point where he's get pain. He has to come in. - He's exposed. - Exactly. - Oh my God. - Now this is hearsay, this is hearsay, this is not legal, this is not a fact, this is just hearsay, this is our platform we're gonna say that. - Do you think I have bases? - I definitely think you have bases. - Bro, 'cause how could I not have pain for 10 years? - Now it's okay, but it is like, it's not placebo either 'cause I don't want pain. - It's not placebo. Oh no, you're the furthest person that wants pain. If someone coughs around you, you go, "Hey, I can't see you." - 100%. - We have to reschedule. You, now your bases, there's two sides. Our side, yes, it feels like a scam. Their side, if they know, like, you might not be feeling that pain back there because of the buildup. So you came in to get rid of the buildup. If they get rid of the buildup and then that exposes the pain. - Like, there was no buildup back here. - But you don't know. - I think what a center's buildup. - No, they could've, they could've just took it out for you. Like, if you go to get a cleaning, they're gonna take that little scrape tool and get all the plaque in between stuff. - Yeah. - So that's why I'm saying, it could be like that, but that's still, it's not scammy, but it's not that. - I'm gonna get it pulled before I get a root canal. It's a back left. I'm just gonna get it pulled. Like, it's a very, very bad. - Please don't do that. - Why? - Now this, now this, now this, my face. - No, it's not one of those situations where you smile and see it. No, no, no. Look, when I smile, you've never seen my back left. Like, you still can't see it. Like, I love people to death. It's, it's some older people. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, yeah. This way, perfect, perfectly. They turned their head. I mean, it's just a, I know a guy that has never smiled without putting his hand in front of his face. - Who likes, oh, it's crazy. (clapping) - Yo, oh, that's mad, bro, that's nuts. - Yeah, and I'm just standing here, so it doesn't matter. - Yeah, and dude, back to that. Like, did, okay, was there any positive on the dentist? - We can't have this whole like, - No, no, last question. - Was there any positive from the dentist? - No. - Well, you didn't like how your teeth fell out. Now I know the bottom had pain, but like, the rest of the cleaning, - Feel good. - A lot of the yellow that was air is gone. - Yeah, see? - But I can just go get a Japanese whitening strip off TikTok shop. (laughing) - All right. - No, okay, now I'm glad, first off, I'm glad you're still with us. - Yeah. - I'm glad they didn't release the bacteria that just took you straight to the upper world. - Yeah. - I'm not getting it. - Why would I go to that? - I'm going to heaven. - I said the underworld. - I'm going to heaven, bro. - Yes, you are, I'm sorry for putting that on you. - Yeah, it's crazy. - I said the underworld, that's crazy. But, that is disgusting, that's reality. That's disgusting. I had something, nowhere near that gross, but very gross happened to me this past week. So, regular morning, wake up, I hear the monitor, Malachi is awake, he's just hooting hollering. I'm like, all right, bet, my own still down. I go get Malachi. The second I walk into his room, I go, oh God. - Yeah. - So what is that? What is that? Oh, you're so-- So then I look at the crib. My son is standing, holding onto the crib, waiting for me to enter his room, holding an empty bottle, but naked, from waist down. - When he the poo in it. - He took, he unzipped his sleep sack, took off his pants, pajamas, took off his diaper, then, standing up, in his crib. - Sounds like some dad stuff right there. - And I literally was so taken back that I froze, I literally just looked at him. I was like, yeah. Analyzing, I said, that's a turd. He took all that off. He's like, oh my God. And then he looks at me in the first thing. Normally, it's always one of two things, one of three things. He says, Baba, 'cause he's holding an empty Baba, and he's chunky once more. He says, mama or dad that. He looks right at me, he goes, poo-poo. And he said, poo-poo. And there's a turd sitting behind, it decimated the woody, there's a woody. - Stuff toy. - Oh, not woody. - Oh, he's gone. - Oh man, he loved that thing. - Through that motherfucker in the trash show queen. - Oh man. - I said, room smell, like, he's never had a bath at nine a.m. - Yeah. - He's never had a bath at nine a.m.? - Yeah. - I took him up, put him right in the bath. - Yeah. - Oh no, he has nighttime bath. Night time baths, daytime baths. Put him in the bath, and I literally was so mind blown. - Yeah. - I think, that's like, that's like, three effect. - Like inmate, shit. - Yeah, he took off the sleep sack, the pants, then his drawers, he said, and then he just went, and then the second he sees me, goes poop, poop. Hey, and I literally said, you're about to get potty trained. - That's what I was telling you. I literally called you there, and I said, brother, I think it's time, 'cause he's advanced enough, and he's smart enough, he's doing that, 'cause he doesn't like the feeling of being in his pants. - Exactly. - So he wants me, that's a sign, he's ready. He's early on, but he should do it. - Dude, but that's, oh my God, it's like, oh, dude. - That's almost a mile, so he should be proud of him. - That's not another thing, though. - Now, you got a potty training before he comes to my house, 'cause if he does that in my house, he's gonna stay in that room to figure out how to clean it. - No, he's not, you're not holding my kid ransom. It's a bit, he doesn't, or Sarah, you know what I mean? - Oh, Sarah, we did it. - Sarah cleaned it up like that. - She'd be like, oh my God, it's okay sweetheart. - I would literally go like this, I'd be, close that door, just go. - God, I hate it. - No, oh, it smelled, I bet it did. - Oh my God, dude, it was so bad, it's so bad. I have to train him, though. Okay, I know we're young. Do you, were you ever shown pictures or videos or were you ever told by your parents how you were potty trained? - No. - I had like the little squat-a-potty thing that looked like the little plastic with it, and I was just, and I was living here. - Okay, but, you know what I mean? It was just kind of taught you to go sit down on that day. - That's fine, I meant to say more of journal. Like, what was the process? - Oh, like, what was the process of learning how to be in a journal? 'Cause I have seen just, I mean, the most outlandish ever. - The first time I went to a urinal, I sat in it. I was so confused. He was like, "Why?" I was like, "My back's wet." - No, I was just like, "Why is the poop in my butt?" - Oh my God, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. You were raised just different, man. - Well, no, 'cause I wanted to figure it out. Well, 'cause I liked being, I didn't like being trapped in the stall, like, I knew you could do number two in the stall, like, I wasn't dumb. - Yeah. - But I was like, "Oh, this is closer, it's open." And I was like, "Why not?" - The concepts seem so inviting. - Exactly, I didn't know the social dynamic of it. - I didn't know the social dynamic of it. - I was like, "Oh, shut up, I'm into it." (laughing) Just butt naked. - He was like, "Well, okay, just two people walking in." He was like, "Oh, dude, now I have seen that." - Yeah. - I have seen that. But, okay. - I do talk to me in the urinal the other day. He was a fan. He was like, "Packin' crazy." 'Cause he turned around a little bit. And he was like, "Cause I was, we were using it by each other." And then I walked to go wash my hands. And then he was like, "Pain, what's up, bro, big fan." And I turned around and I go, "I see, bro." He goes, "Yeah, we actually met before." And I was like, "Damn, your knees, 'cause?" I was like, "Oh, shut up to you." (laughing) - I'm like, "Don't lie to you, what's up?" - Peripherals are son of a. - Yeah, yeah. - You know the flick at the end? - Yeah, yeah. - You flew one time on some of the. (laughing) I said, "God, there's shadows." Like, it was changing the lighting in the room. - Do you close your eyes at the urinal? - What? - I feel like it's some urinals you gotta close your eyes because I can't help but look at your penis. (laughing) Like, you know what I mean? It's like, I can't help but doing it. 'Cause we're already tall. And it's like, I don't want to. Like, I have no interest in it. - Oh, no, no, no. Oh, I've never felt more, I have never felt more inclined. Like, touched from the devil than the urinal. - Yes. - Oh, dude, he's right over there. - It's like, oh, grab it, look at it. Take it from him. I'm like, "No, no." - Dog dead. - No, not the dog. - To all the guys watching, I know something y'all are watching with your wives or your girlfriends or whatever, stop being weird. You know, like, it's like a car crash. When you're sitting, you're standing out of urinal, right? And you're doing your thing and you see somebody come next to you. There's a, like, human nature aspect of like, my eyes are drifting that way. If you don't even want to, you don't want to. - You don't want to. - You don't even know you're doing it, too. You're just like, "Ah, ah." - Yeah, like, bro, no, it's like, it's like, (clapping) It's like, no, no, no, he's sitting there. I said, I've gotten to a point where, like, I've tested out different theories. I look at the sky, do I look straight down? Even though I look straight down, I can still hit here. But if I'm like this, I can't. Or I just close my eyes. But then I feel like I could get attacked. Closing your eyes makes you, you can't do that. - Why? - I can't do that. - What do you do to prevent looking at penises? - Straight. - Really? - I'm really dead straight, and it's like a fight of, like, willpower. I'm just like, see, I can't do that. And, or I just look down on my own. Honestly, I do that a lot, too. I, like, interrogate my own penises. - No, it's not. - No, if I look down, sometimes the hair's longer than the shafts. So I'm like, "Ah, man, this is disheartening." - It's not always a good sight. No, sometimes I'm like, bro, wake up. Come on, I'm like, "You see who's next to you?" - Yeah, I go, "What the hell is that thing?" I said, "Come on, you don't want to get picked on?" Come on. But no, my number one goes to 100%, just looking at my own. - Yeah. - Full blown interrogation. Looking at it, making sure, oh, that's a new bump. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh, wow, man. - Oh, you willingly don't put the sidewalls that cost you-- Oh, in terms of your whole operation. If you don't give us the brief privacy and you intentionally just go, "You're no, you're no, you're weird." - You're weird. - I think your management has a kink. - And I will die behind that. - I think it's unethical to fart out a urinal. - That's all, dude, that I'm the most unethical, sinful creature you've ever met. I fart at urinal when strange is right now. - I know, I know you do. I think it's unethical. I think farting's for the stall. - No. - Anything coming out of the rectal region [BLANK_AUDIO] If I release the penile gland and there's something coming out there there I mean it's like there's one and they're one and they're one and the same It's a symbiotic relationship for sure a nice draft through the whole house now under open the back door open out the front Yeah, you got a shotgun house you open the front you can see the back door there we go 100% I'm sitting like this Dude no, okay, let's keep it on boy talk real quick you pissing and farting letting oh my god a best believe you're on a date or something Yeah, oh my god, you finally split from her. Oh my god. Did you pee you let out six parts? Oh my god, I've had a 40 seconds. You'll be sitting there. Oh god. Oh Wow, oh did sit you for it. It's the best feeling ever But I'm just saying I think it's unethical to fart at a stall at a urinal. You should only fart in the stall like I've I've been in like a club bathroom before and I've been out of urinal piss and I was like I got a fart And I've just walked an open stall farted and came back out. I don't mind peeing in open stalls No, that's fine - that's fine - but I would fart wherever. Yeah, you're in the club. You oh, same. Yeah Dude, I wonder what women think when they watch this I think is it like an insight to our life where they discussed it It's no. Oh, no, they're taking this right to the back pocket Yeah, you taking this to their man Susie gets home from work. Oh babe. I want to watch episode she goes Let's talk about something first. I saw somebody tag me in a story of them like laying on the bed with their girl And they're like watching an episode and I was like I don't know if we're the pod for that because like we say a lot of weird There's but it but it also it's it's just an opportunity to come closer. 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Yeah now on to the rest of the episode You should know podcast I would like to create some division in a household real quick. Oh my god. Now we're also here for the division Yes, we're the division department. This is going to cause some Oh talk to me some debates here at home for those of you are listening or watching and you could take it to your relationship or your partner or whatever I don't know if you've seen on tiktok, but there's this whole movement of girlfriends saying that they're not allowing their partners To play GTA 6 because it's cheating Have you seen this They're saying playing a video game is cheating playing GTA 6 specifically is cheating They're bad crazy. You think so 100% what there and there's like serious videos Like they're nice. I like ragebait videos are serious and it's like I'm a famous guy that's like super swole His girlfriend and she was like It's like doing a video sitting next to him and she was like my boyfriend is not playing GTA 6 I just watched that trailer. It is cheating because you have to maintain a relationship with somebody You have to text them to keep the relationship going you can go to strip clubs. You can do all this And then she literally turned on our boyfriend. She was like and he goes. I'm not allowed to play it And then she was like no you can't I'm pre-order in the bag. I'm absolutely getting GTA 6 first off. That is a video game. I don't care If he goes and and you know what to someone on the street pop pop pop pop pop Does it make him a murderer real life? I don't think so. It's a game Do you think there's any validity to that? No, that's weird as hell And I would check the comments and then it was obviously some people like the girls being like that's crazy or whatever But there was a lot of women see there being a lot of move because at first off this this is going to be the most Graphically pleasing game that's it can be beautiful. I'm so excited It's ever been created and yes, you can go to strip clubs and you can see some booty you can have intercourse You can see they had it that well like the same way you could and you get you in the car and get you out of it You can do that Do you think that's fair to not allow your partner to play GTA 6? Absolutely not. I could see it You're out of your mind. No, I'm not gonna lie if Sarah said oh my god. No Sarah would never No, I could see him saying before Sarah. Oh, no, no, not that. Yeah, Sarah gets GTA 6. Yeah And she makes a female character And she's doing all the same things with the guy. There's a guy strip club. She's texting a guy. She's creating I can see it in your eyes I just saw your I'm starting to feel them a little bit. I just saw your mood change. So she's doing all that with the guy She pulls up in her car to the guy the guy comes out But I would understand that I am crazy and insecure if I were to be like that And I think it's fine to have those rules in your relationship. That's fine. That's the all But you also have to be like I'm giving you these rules knowing I am crazy and I am insecure Now it is your job if you want to be with somebody that's crazy and insecure Exactly and I would literally like say that exact same thing if that was said to me I would say You're willing to get rid of us for a video game And then they would go if that's such a big thing that why you even get in the game that's true And then I'd be like I have now realized that you are you are crazy. Yeah, or this insecurity is is so past me Yeah, I don't know what I let me see your phone. I go give me That does seem like you have said you're like you're talking about me having a relationship in a In a non real existence I I immediately start to question you. So let me try to get you to the side of these girls. Okay, you can try I want at what point Of involvement in the video game is it okay for your actual girlfriend to get involved with your GTA 6 girlfriend Meaning right you're just playing the game regularly like how cam Kennedy will play it You're gonna try to maintain the relationship well so you can get Do good at the game pass the game finish the game whatever, right? Okay, but what if it gets to a point where you're starting to be like Okay, babe. I got to go play GTA six. Yeah, and I'm gonna go text her. I gotta go if you go babe I gotta go text her background. I'm gonna lose the game. Yeah, that's a problem Do you think it's a problem? But you're also doing the same thing No, I think that's a problem, but I don't think it's GTA dependent. I think Any point in real life if I'm eating dinner with my wife and I go I have to go run a game in the park. Yeah, I literally have to That's there's your problem. Okay, it has nothing to do in GTA six the girls are gravitating towards GTA six because there's a fake Video game girlfriend. Yeah, to me if I want to go play a game of college duty that bad 2k any game you think of minecraft If I'm leaving my real life when it's happening to go do it that's the problem has nothing to do because there's some animated In my face in GTA. Yeah, that's a part of the game. Well, so if guys are getting to the point I need to go text my girl babe. Give me a second and they dip you're You're freak you're weirdo. Do you think it is cheating to go to a strip club in GTA six hell no Do you think it's cheating to go to a strip club in real life? Now that depends on the relationship on the relationship. Okay, 100% If it's okay if in your relationship if in your relationship It is not if in your relationship. It's not okay to go to a real strip club Why do you think it's okay to go to a GTA six strip club because it's not real It's the same thing is it's it's not paid and look at me and I know you're the voice of reason right now for these women It's not real It's to pay thing something that's real okay for me to kill someone in real life Yeah, but I do it every night in search and destroy and that doesn't make me a murderer But it doesn't to pick a naked woman though it's not okay for me to go to go to a strip club in real life or to go have a relationship someone else This isn't real okay, so let me further it then okay, I like this you're you're you feel like you're making a case isn't that the same thing though Of being like in your relationship. It's not okay to watch corn okay, but You can go to a strip club in GTA six is that not the same thing because it's not real Like it's not real people in front of you. It's on a screen. Yeah If you start wackin and mean to GTA six sell your PlayStation You need help You need help this is so much bigger than you versus your girl you versus video game you need to see someone like you need to speak to others If you're beating to that That's what it's real. Hey the corn's not real, but the thing you do to your body is okay Okay, so that's when you build that little mental just so what if it's if you're just playing the game You didn't just club and you dip out and then you go back to just picking people's pockets and setting up your little look out spot in GTA Okay, what if what if you're going to a strip club in GTA six is an optional part of the game You don't have to do it to achieve the goal of the game. I'm gonna do that. I'm going into the strip club Why buy in the strip club? It's GTA The game is called Grand Theft Auto, not Saints and Nurses. It's grand that the game is steal your car. Hey, it's GTA. - That's a good conversation. - That's a great conversation that holds zero weight. - Speaking of good things that are not real but on the internet, but Duke caused real things. Do you know we're on wiki feet? What the fuck is wiki feet as in feet? No one wants to see my foot. Nope. There's pictures of my feet on wiki feet. - Oh, they're great. - What is wiki feet? They're great isn't it? - Yeah, it's like, it's basically a gym in 10. - Oh, that is a gym in 10. We are, I was told we are on wiki feet, which is basically a website for like, people that are like into that. And do they go on this? It's a forum where you grade celebrities' feet and like you talk about what you would do to the feet. So wait, don't look it up. I'm gonna look it up for you. - Oh my God. The collaborative. - Don't look at here. It's a pretty foot website. - Is the neighborhood? - So I just looked up mine. - This is the first time I've ever heard of this. And just hearing it wiki feet, wikipedia of feet is what I'm thinking. It's just a big forum for foot picks. - Yes. - Dude, people, I mean. - And so, I mean, wow. - I'm looking up mine right now. If you turn the phone and it's a picture of your foot, all of a sudden, I'm going-- - There's currently, I'm looking at page one of one. There's videos too. - How do they have these? - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. Pictures of my feet on there. And I have a five out of five score with a rate of gorgeous feet. - Please, let me see. Let me look up yours. Let's see what Cam got. - This is a real thing. - Paid in the world needs God. - This plate-- - Now here you are. - Aw, you got a 4.9. (laughing) - That's fine. If I got knocked, 0.1 points. - But they got all your information. - And I have a, what do you mean, my information? - My information. - 'Cause it, speak quickly. - On its, you can, on the forum, it has birthday, birthplace, height, and shoe size. Mine was in A on all of them. It has yours, your birthday. - How the fuck do you know where I was born and when I was born from my foot pick? - And it has your shoe size on here? Well, I mean, this is really getting active on yours. Oh no, there's videos on yours. I'm good. But yeah. - How do people have video of my feet? - Yeah, I think it's just like, from videos like on here, like where we've shown them. And they like screen record them. And they just like a discord about it. - And this one brings, like this one comes on mine. What do you get out of that? - I can tell you what they get out of this. - Don't do that. - People, oh man, wow, this. - Mmm. I'm just happy, I have a five star. Hey, look at me boys. - I have a 4.9. I have a four, I have an infected walking dead zombie toe. - You know they have no respect for themselves. - I should have a 2.5. - Don't kink shame. - No, I'm not kink shame. And I'm saying, what do you get from uploading it to that form? - They can all look at it and talk about it. - Should I, can I sue them? - No, there's public, there's public pictures. - That is public. - You put it out. - Yeah. - And my birthday, it's all public. - As soon as I say, wiki feet people, I want, this is your PSA. As soon as I say a piece of private information that lands on your forum, 'cause you're about to get a new subscriber. - You've got to subscribe to your own wiki feet? - Well, it's of me, I want to boost the algo. - And you're like, I need to be up there. - Mine is, mine's will get that last point one. I need to get to five stars. I can't let you be at five stars. If I find a piece of private information that's going to your forum, I'm suing you. I'm putting that out there right now, wiki feet, but I'm going to check the pics later. Now, I have a question for you. - Okay. - I was thinking about this. You touched on it earlier. Our women were gone, they're now back. - Yes. - They'll be on the episode next week. If y'all want them, leave it in the comments right now. Do you want our girls to be on next week's episode? - I think so. - Maybe we do a full episode with them. Do we do a half episode with them? In the comments right now, put what you want. What do you have for me, buddy? - Now, so we're just sitting there talking, right? You, me, my mom, my dad. We're just sitting there talking. It was the day that Lib was coming back. And my dad brought up something. He was like, man, you ever just sat there and just thought about a cruise ship? And I was like, yeah, it's crazy. I was like, I have, it is kind of wild. And he said, water displaced from my head. How the fuck do those things stay above the water? - I think I brought this up. - And I literally said, that's a great point. Like, that is a, there's enough to have a city on a ship. And now I know, now I know. But then I took it a step further and I thought about aircraft carriers. - Okay, I don't know what that is. - Like the military things that have like planes and like the fighter jets on the aircraft carriers. - Oh, so airplanes that carry airplanes? - No, boats that carry airplanes. - Oh. - Like the ones where they take off from the water? - Oh, like Navy boats. - Yeah, but they have like jets on them. All the jets work, they're huge. - Yeah, they're massive. - Genuinely, like how? - Now you join my side, bro. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And it is, it's a full circle moment. And I'll give you your props. I'll give you your props and a kiss. - There's your kiss on your feet. On wiki feet. Yeah, there's a new picture. They go, oh my god, wiki feet collaboration. - Who are you asking? Full circle. - Now, I don't know anyone else better in my life to come to with these questions. - Okay. - How the fuck is that makes sense? - What? - You cruise ships, aircraft carriers. You kind of broke down the, the weird mission of all this. - I've said all this. - New radiators of pool tables. - I've said this before. - You have helped me through a lot of things. But let's try to get one more. - How the fuck is that work? - There's a viral video of me talking about this. - No, I know. - From three years ago and you were ridiculing me. - You talked about it. And maybe I'm finally coming to see the light. - It doesn't make sense. - And everyone does with you. It's a 50,000 ton piece of metal and concrete that is floating. - And that, okay, hold on. - What are you looking up over there? - How much it weighs? - Yeah, how much does it weigh? - Not much. - Does a cruise ship weigh? - Anywhere from 50 to 120,000 tons. - That makes 120,000 tons. That's 120,000 elephants that are floating in the ocean. Think about that. And honestly, if you go on a cruise ship and you believe in God, you're going to hell. Is that like, that is witchcraft. That is on that boat. Like, let me be honest. Let me be honest. - No way. - No, no. - There's nothing biblical about those boats. There's no biblical boats. - There's, I've been on a cruise ship and I have a spot in my father's house. - Oh, sorry. - No, sorry. - Oh, sorry. He's all forgiving, so you better pray. - But I'm saying, our girls were just on a cruise ship and they were taking videos. There was nightclubs. There was casinos. - You can't see those. - There's pools in that, there's pools. There was gyms. There was, there was a nail salon. - There was a basketball court. - There was shopping centers. - There's, there's, there's 20 places to eat. - And every room looked like a hotel room. - And they were across the Atlantic. Spits on my grave. - Yeah. - There's no shot that you think there's, you cannot fathom how that works. You cannot fathom how that works. I've thought for a second who would make sense if there was spaceship jets under, because that's the only thing that makes sense. You can't say there's little rowers under there. They're going like this, right? There's just like mechanical rowers. - Yeah, they just have big propellers. - Dude, honestly, honestly, I don't care how you're getting this to go. - No. - How are you getting it to float? - That's the thing. - I don't care. I can get propellers. I've seen it on a little tugboat. I've seen that. - Yeah, bring it on home, John B. - What'd you say? - Bring it on home, John B. - How are you getting 120? - You're not. - Thousand pe-- - And that's just the boat. - That's just the boat. - 120,000 tons. Do you understand? - That's 120,000 elephants. - That is 120,000 tons. - That's like putting this building. - Exactly, that's the boat. Think about the people. - You add another couple of 3,000, 4,000 people whatever the capacity is. You add all the food. - The beds. - All like this, it is unfathomable. And I don't understand how you can shower on a cruise ship. I don't understand. - I don't understand how you can shower on a cruise ship. - How do you don't understand? - I don't get, where's the water coming from? Where's that water coming from? Is there a filtration from the ocean? - No, they're not, they're a blowhole told sucking water up from the ocean that give it to you. There's, how do you do it? How do you do it? - There's water on board. Same way you flush a toilet. Same way you do all that. - How much water do you think they add on there? - Probably a ton. - If they go for years, they don't, no they don't. First of all, they don't. - There's not, you're along cruise ships? - No. - There's retirement home cruise ships. - Yes, first of all. - Bro, people die on them. - Yeah, that's their last goodbye. - Exactly. - They gotta wanna live here and die here with my kids. - Yeah. - Take me. But they, first of all, they go for months. They're very long. But you understand how cruise is work. - Yes, you go on the water. - You think people are out there just in the water for nine months. - Yeah. - Not all cruise ships, not all cruise ships. There's cruise ships that you just set sail and you end up on one side of the world to the other side of the world. You don't stop. - Oh, you just get off? - Yes, at the end. - You just get off? - Yes, at the end. - And what do you do back pack back to North Dakota? - What do you mean? - You think there's a cruise ship that can leave Miami. - Yes. - And go to Russia. - Yes. - And then just say, bum voyage. - You go back. - You just said you get off. Yes, you get off explore Russia, and you get. - You go back. - Okay, I was about to spit on my, something. But a nine month cruise ship is not just sitting in the, do you know, that would actually be remarkably hard for them to just stay in the water for nine months. - That's what I'm saying. - First off, it'd be impossible, 'cause they'd run out of fuel. But I'm talking about-- - Did you just fuel on those? I thought it was a roar system. - I guess they do need electricity. - How do you get electricity on a cruise ship? - Generators, which run on fuel. Some run on like diesel. Same way as they have like the nuclear poker. - So you're saying they took a cruise ship to 7/11. (laughing) - Jen, the diesel pumped well. - When they get at the ports, that's some of the reason why they need to do that. So they can re-up on supplies, bring more food on, get more fuel, all these things, bub. - That makes no sense to me. - How does that not make sense to call me out of gas? Where do you gotta go? You have to stop at a gas station. - Exactly, keep going. - But quickly. - But quickly, if you're on a six month cruise, how can you get that much electricity out of it? - It's quickly because you're f---ing tank. First off, you charge, but a tank holds 20 gallons of gas. - There's a casino in there. You know how much electricity a casino goes through? A load? - Exactly, and then there's people in their cabin. - There could be solar. - There could be some solar on it too, multiple. They could have some wind turbines. - Yeah, they could. I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know, man. - You don't know how generators work though. - I don't know how cruises work. - I don't know, I don't understand. - Cruises, no. - It's witchcraft. - It might be voodoo, it might be from the occult. - Yeah. - Whoever made, oh my god. - We should look that up. Not right now, but off camera. We should look up the inventor of the cruise ship. - Yeah. - I guarantee you they're a part of the occult. - The what occult? - The occult. - What's that? - Witches, voodoo, bad, nasty. Who? - I'll never go on a cruise, by the way. - Well, every time Sarah and Liverpool talk about cruise is more next week when they come, but I'll net, like, Julie, nothing about that scene fun. - Do you understand the phone call I had with them? They, Liv called me, the day before they were taken off the land. And Sarah's in the background, I go, oh, so glad you had a fun time. Like, think about it as your last sleep and then you come back home. And Liv goes, we absolutely have to do this. Like the four of us. And Sarah was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure I could get patented. I literally, this is how you, this is how you should know that I love you. I literally said, you do understand. There's a zero percentage. - No way that I can. And I mean, there's no shot that happens. - Yeah. - And Sarah, I love you to death. You hold a big piece of pain tart. You couldn't do a thing to get that man on a cruise for nine days. - It would never happen. It would never happen. There's nothing like the audience on the, like the, this is sad and dark. Sarah goes, get on the cruise with us or we're done. - Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, right. - You go. - Yeah. See you in a couple of weeks, sir. Yeah, you'll come back. - Oh my God. - That's funny. I think they're a scam. I think cruise ships are a scam. - No, now I will say this. I will say this. You said they're not biblical. They are, it is such a blast, bro. Like if you ever come over the fear, just let me know. I'll get on your first one with you. I'm not going so shut up. - Yeah, that's fine. - But I think it's a scam. And speaking of scams, have you seen the NFL player scam? Oh my, dude, people suck, bro. - But you should know podcast. - This episode is brought to you by Factor. My routine is taking a hit these past few months. You can see it on my body. You, I can feel it when I walk. That little extra jiggle is jiggly jiggling. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's been the summer. It's been, you know, get eat what you want, get drink, what you want. I've gotten lazy. But there is a need for me to get back to eating real food. And Factor makes that easy whenever I'm on the go. Factor makes chef-crafted dietician designed ready to eat meals so you don't have to choose between real food and convenience. Factor meals are ready in two minutes and require no prep, no cleanup. 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Desion Love, the guy who scammed all these women pertaining to be an NFL player, might be, say it, say it. He most impressive man I've ever seen. Bro, in my exact first thought, I said, what the fuck is illegal about it? I said, what's illegal? No, it's very illegal. But how? 'Cause he scammed these women. He took $1.3 million. He told them he was for an investment and then he took their money and blocked them. Okay? No, that was hard. Faking federal documents. That's illegal. That makes more sense, I guess. But if I tell you, I play for the Mavericks and you decide to give me free food because I play for, this is a smaller scale, I know, I know. Smaller scale. You decide to give me a tattoo, cut my hair, give me a dope charizard, or give me a free plate of food. Because you think I'm a Davengers, that was Mavericks player. That would happen though. But to an extent, 'cause he didn't get-- No, it's not exactly not. He got his hair braided. Okay, but it's okay, you're jumping ahead here. I don't want to go into defending Desion Love. I don't want to do that. I'm not either, but I don't want to talk about how impressive this guy was. That's insane. The level of manipulation this guy was going through-- Dark Arts. He-- I have so many things I want to talk about he was doing. First of all, the amount of videos he was taking of himself daily and sending to these different women, the fact that he was able to create so many different storylines about himself, it should be an award by itself. That's remarkable. So he was pretending to be an NFL player. And if you go to his Instagram or you look up any of the pictures, the way he was faking to be a 49er's player is basically he would carry around-- He would just hold the film. A game-worn San Francisco 49er's helmet to everything. And then you would just have literal fan shop gear that you could buy that was like the tight-dry fit, like the Dewey and some athletic shorts. The fact that he would carry around this helmet to Dave and Buster's. [LAUGHTER] To dinner. He took it to his airport. He took it to-- and I have a picture. He took this to get a hair appointment. He took his helmet to the hair appointment. We're going to put this DM up on the screen. What human being would ever let alone an actual NFL player? Who the fuck would bring a helmet? That's like us. We get like reach out to buy a steakhouse. And we bring podcast mics. That's like we're so aware of it. Like that's insane behavior. That's insane behavior. That's like us walking around this, just glued to our head. So I'm here to buy a shirt, and then I'm just hold the mic. He sent-- and then we're going to pop this up on the screen. He sent this DM to a hair braider. Hey. Yes. I'm sure you know me. That's-- oh, dude, he is evil. This is an evil man. I'll be in the DMV next week on business, and everybody told me Nadine's 24/7 brage job is a spot. I'm looking to get some permanent locks installed. I know I don't have much hair to work with, but I heard you all can make anything happen. That's part of the end. You don't even matter the price. I play for the 49ers, by the way. So I'll need security, won't I? Oh my god, requesting security. Requesting security from this poor, poor Nadine. When you are a scam artist, and oh, don't matter the price, he-- oh, dude, requesting security, because you're a fake NFL receiver. It's probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. And the crazy thing is, I saw that DM, and I was like, oh, it's hilarious. And then I saw, pop this up on the screen. Then I saw this. The picture they took after the hair appointment, where he was in San Francisco for him. Oh, dude. And he had, why are you bringing your helmet to get your hair braided? People don't like the-- I'm talking the best of the best in the league. They don't even leave with their helmet. They don't have it at home. They don't have stays in the facility. Yeah, there's a guy. They don't need a helmet to sit on their living room couch. There's a guy that almost gets paid six figures a year to take care of the equipment. Yeah, literally. And you're just walking around, like, that's-- And that, the part of humanity. And I genuinely mean this. It's sad. It's very sad, especially these other women. First off, stop throwing money at-- We're going to get to that next. Let's keep going until it weighs different scams. I think it's sad that people are naive enough and gullible enough to just see that and run with it. But at the same, at the same time, bro. It's like, we're in 2026. Do you understand it would literally be like this? He's like, oh, I'm playing for the 49ers. I'd be like, Dejan Love, San Francisco 49ers. No, you don't. Well, I want to get to that later. I want to get to that later. We've got it here. Let's get to that later. I want to keep talking about the funny thing he did before we get into his, like, the victim blaming. Because I'm going to get into the victim blaming after this. Oh, and it deserves. But he also-- he would like send videos to these women he was talking to. There's a video I saw this morning of him where he was like-- So instead of texting, he would text through video. Yes. Oh, there's thousands of different videos of him out there. And every video is different. Like, the fact that he was so smart. In quotes or creative to come up with these different lies. Bro. He told this one girl I'm a majority investor into four different Gucci stories Day's John I don't know Name is that his real name? I think so first off. Okay. How are you so smart to create a hundred different stories and use your real name? I don't know though. I don't know. That's insane. And what do you mean you're a and a majority investor in four Gucci stores? I do. Oh my God. That's so hard. There's another video I watch of him where he was like he was talking to the people that followed him on Instagram Like he had like 10,000 followers and he was talking to the people that follow him Instagram He was like and he was in this drop top. Yeah, and he would like make sure that his like Rolex was shown in the video he'd be like And like doing the video and he had his helmet. He took his helmet off and put it. No, yeah, you're in the car You're in a car with the helmet on not with you, but on and then you would be like so I'm an I'm explain this to you Because I know a lot of y'all don't understand how to NFL works and how as pro guys do things and you know how we talk You know in NFL because you know we know the business and people that don't play don't so we like to call y'all civilians He's like so between us and the civilians He was talking like he just did 12 years and Afghanistan Svillia It was the difference to me and you insurgents it's like no, bro. Oh Dude this man this man and I'm I'm with you. Yeah on the I mean a shortman of words. Yeah manipulation creativity Thawed out processes. Yeah, it's almost like if you took all that and applied it to something legal and not fake Yeah, you'd probably make it you clearly creative and the last thing that I saw he did I mean He's done thousands of things, but the one of the craziest things he did was his workout videos. Oh my god That's the bet. That's my that's the best part. He would post workout videos of him in his 49 or so I'm on a beat right with a shirt off and he was like running routes in the sand and it literally looked like eighth grade like junior varsity That's the best part route running and that's that's and I'm so glad you said that because again I Know people are global and it's can segue to it. I I watched paid and I watched the sand video yeah for all of one the second. I said no I said that's that's never touched in FL graph That's never that's never touched actually. I think a real football that's that's that's never played never played at a high level football ever and then He was doing drills and I'm like People are believing him people believe him. He was doing drills the biggest shade on ever Yeah, and was like doing backpedaling drills with a ball in his hand. You don't need a backpedal with a ball in your hand There's like there's nothing ever and now I want to get into the victim blaming because I feel bad for the victims 100% Oh, about a million percent. It's a bro being scammed. That's what I'm saying the more that we go in the world Unfortunately the easier it's gonna be for people to get scared yeah, because you that line of reality is just slowly getting blurred and blurred and blurred and blurred and blurred and blurred and blurred and blurred and blurred and it's just so hard to tell so I do feel bad hundred percent but I want to say There are some people that need to take a class on life. No, and I oh my god, dude I love you, and I this is be about her for 30 seconds my mother. Yeah, my mother She she's a fate. She bought a daisy on love jersey. If she would have done it, I would have expelled her from me my mom My mom came from my mom. She tap worse. This is when the girls are gone. I swear to god. I'm eating a meal one day And she taps me. She's holy moly. She taps me. She goes you see that Luke goes back on the mavericks and I It's my heart just dropped. I'm like Mom, no, he's not your boss. She goes. I saw it on Facebook. She said why why but I know I know you're telling me it's fake I just don't know why people would do that and I go for this exact There's I want to explain something to the to the poor people that got scammed now I don't know if you've ever seen a professional athlete Especially a professional football player. There's a specific body type that goes with that you have to be probably in the best shape in the world Let's start with one one word muscles Overwhelming muscles you see me, right? I don't play any sport competitively. We we are not professional athletes And these are regular arms the same Arms that days on love and that let me tell you this Now maybe not even a professional athlete a rich person if you're ever talking to a rich guy I'm gonna tell you something. He's not gonna ask you for money. Yeah Dude, thank bro. Thank you. That's there's never gonna be like a actual rich person. It's like hey, I get some money That's not gonna happen and you know and I know I said down I said down and I was thinking about this. I literally was like I was trying to think about how I could Like or what industry would this have to take place in to where me as an outsider I could get scammed in the scenario like actually me still 28. Yeah, cuz I was like I what you just said is perfect I'm like no professional athlete is gonna ask me for for my money. Right. No one would do that like that doesn't happen So I was trying to think I was like what? Like if this was actors and I didn't understand the end and out of Hollywood What could I believe someone was this fake actor actress and I was like? I just don't see myself falling for something like that. Yeah with the the technology in the like the resources we had It's insane and I and I I Lowkey parts of my heart that people do but I'm just like wow bro. Yeah, and it's crazy But like I know there's some top two your huzz out there. Oh literally no Drafts class like where you went to college where you went to high school. You're projected like like Salary's like those are the top two you go to NBA gate. I'm not gonna tell you where they sit But there's a specific section of all these people And then no later there and then sometimes there's a bus of them. 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Oh, it's the the Zeus thing. Yes. Yeah, they're bus This was two days ago. Why were they there they had to have been passing through had to pass through like coming it out I would not be surprised if right now they were in Dallas or like Houston or something But literally the best part was I didn't even see it until my dad said it We were driving back from Home Depot. He goes what the hell is baddies USA? I said I was like what the fuck did you say that? He goes look at that big bus. Yeah, and then I turn and look sure that's crazy. And I was like Natalie what's your name Natalie none? I don't know much about that. Yeah, but um do you yeah thinking about that. I'm just like it's sad, bro I think we should do it Not take any money from people, but I think we should run a thing where we pretend we're professional athletes We play we pretend that we're in the NBA paid and that can't happen. I think we could do it Oh, I see what you're saying. I said okay more of real life. Yes. Okay. I was about to see you understand stand for like in the most humble way. I was like, we're already established on the internet. Like, we can't just pretend we're a Dallas fabric. I was like, this guy wasn't. That's why we can. - No, I think we could still full large percentage of the internet that we're professional athletes. - Oh, you throw a white and green onto your punk to get a little shorter haircut, you are a Tatum. Like, you're Jason Tatum. Like, then people, you know what I'm just saying, but I'm saying, people say that all the time already. - Cam, I could confidently, right now, pretend that I'm in the NBA. - Yes. - Like, I could go out. - No, you definitely do. And I just go out in public and I wear like athletic gear. Like, I could wear a Dallas Maverick's head to toe. - Bro, not even big baggy pants, plain white tea, your bag, you're good. - Yes, I can just walk a little slower in the NBA. - I literally, I think I could, I think I could pretend that I'm in the NFL. - Ooh. - Paul, you'd be a tall, linky white. - They don't know, though. They don't know, they don't know. - And that, dude, that's sad. Like, holy shit, you just open wide. - I wanna do it. - You just, no, no. - Why? - Big, why? - You're full of some of your family that I'm in the NBA. Like, some of the your family that I'm not close with, like, I could do it. I think I could go to an NBA practice and I wouldn't get suspected. By the team. - By the NBA. - I genuinely think so. I could, I could full an NBA team that I'm on your team. - You, okay, now, now, now, what? - I swear. - What do you think? You piss $100 bills too. You think you could, that's like someone else out there. Right now, shooting their own pod. I literally think, I think I could go into Yusha No Studios and pretend and make them believe that I'm a part of their team. That's what you just said. - No, it's different. - No, it's not. You just said that you could sneak into an NBA practice and you would fool the NBA team. - Yes. - That you are a part of their organization. - Yes, not that I'm a superstar player. I could be like your 16th guy. I just got put up from the G-League overseas. I could, I could fool anybody. I genuinely think I am that good. I could do it. - 100%. - There's no way. - I could walk the down. - Yeah, I can give you a cupcake store downtown. You walk in there. Hey, I played for the Grizzlies. We play here tomorrow night. I just wanted to show some love. I got that. Yeah, you can do that all day. We're tall enough. You have to look everything. - Yeah. - You're not fooling an NBA team that you are a part of their organization. - Yes, I could. - If you said, I could sneak to the trailblazers versus Mavericks like the pregame and walk the tunnels. And the Mavericks would think I'm on the trailblazers. You have more shot. - You're literally saying I'm going to sneak into the Mavericks and then have the Mavericks believe that I'm a Mavericks. - Yes, for like a easy shoot around day practice. The Mavericks facility is, we could walk to it right now. - It's right there. - I could walk in there right now with their gear on and no one would suspect me. - You'd be held at gunpoint before you got through. - You're insane. You're insane. I'm better than Jaylon Love or Dazion Love, whatever the 49ers guy was. - I'll give you that. - I'm better than him. I could do that. - I could do it. - See when I saw Dazion. - That's what the only problem is. He didn't go to the 49ers practice. - Because he's not like me though. - No, because he understands that's where the gig is up. The game is over. - No, isn't bad that I saw Dazion Love scam and I was like, I could do better than that. - No, that's what I want to do now. I want to go. I don't want to take money from people. I want to trick the facility. I could go to American Airlines Center right next to Kyrie Irving and Kyrie Irving would be like, oh, you just came from G-League. 100%. I could stay next to Cooper Flag and he would think I'm going to pass him the ball. I swear, I think I could do it. There is, that is first off, I absolutely do not agree with you. - Because I'm not too far away from NBA talent. - Whoa! - I'm not too far. I'm the same shot. - What the fuck? - I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm cats out the bag. I'm good at basketball. - No, no, no. - Yeah, good enough to get by to practice. Yes, I am. I'm good enough to get by to practice. - What the fuck? - It's because you know me, bro. You didn't know me. If you didn't know me and you just saw me out there like for like, I could hide it well enough, bro. You're hating. I'm not hating to the average person. You're better than five. - I'm better than 99% of people. - You're better than 98% of people, sure. - That's crazy. - But that's fine. - Yes, okay. - I'm six foot seven. - Human being. - I'm better than 99% of basketball players on earth. - If you ran two up and down to right now, we are gasping for air. - See, that's what I'm saying. I'm too good of a skimmer to do that. I wouldn't do that. - Then you're not going to be on the court. - I'm a two-way player dog. They're barely putting me in drools. - Exactly. They're going to throw you in there to guard and sweat like a stuck. - I could guard an NBA player in a practice. - What happens with the balls going the other way? - What happened? They just do all-time defense. - All-time defense. - Yes. - Oh, it was six great people. - I could go in there. I could go in there. They think I'm on a two-way, right? I go in there, I play defense for a little bit. Oops, twisted my ankle. I'm out of practice, but I'm still in the practice. I'm on the team. Bro, give me gear. I could do it. - If you did that, first off, we need to get provisions. We need to talk. We're Dallas local. We need to talk to them. - We know people that are in the Dallas Mavericks. We literally know people that work there. - We need to talk to them. - No, no, no, we need to set it up. Like, they need to be a part of it. The staff, not the team. To where they give you the proper gear. Like, because-- - We can't because the players know us. - That's right. - They're gonna gladly be like, what are you doing? (laughing) Oh, we just said, okay, we have to hit there. - They're gonna tell, they're gonna tell, they're not saying anything. 'Cause outside of that, we can only assume that there's some other part. - We have the most viral Cooper flag at it now, so he probably knows us too. - That's f--k, man. - Okay, it can't be our home team, but it should. Ah, I don't know, I could scam. I could be like a positional workout. Like, we set it up. You come into like a wings only workout. - Yeah. - I didn't know they had those. - Oh, dude, they have solo workouts all the time. - But like, it'll be like, huh? I knew that. - Yeah, it'll be like two people, same position. Same position group. - I'm saying where I can do it. - But I'm saying we record. Like, if we get permission and everything, we plant cameras, that'd be a fantastic video. - You're actually on the court, you're wearing like, you're wearing the sleekest little-- - I could do it. - Oh, that'd be dope, bro. - So in my heart of hearts, no trolling, I could get away with it for one day. And no one would suspect me. - In 100%. - In my heart of hearts, I love you to death. No trolling and no exaggeration. You'd be caught in seven minutes. - That's crazy. - Entering the door, seven minutes goes by until they go, who the f--k is that? - I'm not kidding either. - I'm not so serious. - I'm not confident. I could get away with it for a week. - I almost think the height is hindering you more. - I think if you were five foot four to five foot 10, - You think I'm a ball boy. - Exactly. - I don't-- - That's too easy. - And it sounds rude. - You'd just be like, oh, they're just looking at you. - That's too easy. - You're walking in there looking eye to eye with these players. They're gonna be like, who's this guy? Never seen him. We never got anything heard from that he's coming up. We never got told. We already have 15 guys. No one got cut. We don't have an extra spot. Why would another two way be up here? - See, I don't want to be a ball boy though. 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