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CHIME is a FinTech, not a bank, banking services and CHIME card provided by CHIME's bank partners, qualifying direct deposits required, terms and limits apply. Go to CHIME.com/disclosures for details. On to the rest of the episode. If you have any questions you'd like to ask for in the next two or three months of the year, please go to CHIME.com/disclosures and make sure you have the chance to get to know more about Germany. If you have any questions you'd like to ask for, please go to CHIME.com/disclosures for details. If you have any questions, please go to CHIME.com/disclosures and make sure you have the chance to get to know more about Germany. What's up, guys? It's Payton and Cam from The You Should Know Podcast. Did you know you can watch The You Should Know Podcast on Spotify? If you're subscribed to Spotify Premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show. Hey, everybody, welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast. That's happened so 220. Hey, we got co-host Cam back in the studio. We're here this way. Round of applause, please. I'm still trying to drop into the flow, make that round of applause. That's crazy. I'm still trying to find a way to incorporate the round of applause, please. I'm still trying to find a way. It's a heavy want. It's a heavy want from the community. Please bring it back. That was good. You know what a heavy one of the community is? What? For you to never wear those shorts again. Okay, these shorts are amazing. Be comfortable and see. I've worn them one time. No, no, no, you wore those so much the second leg of the tour. I wore these two times, second leg of the tour. Maybe one. So you just, okay, oh, break the fourth wall. 10 seconds ago, you said I've never worn these shorts, but once. You just said that. I said, I was talking on the pot. No, no, no. The second leg of tour, you, you wanted to talk about second leg of tour retire. Look at my fingers. You don't want to talk. I'm pointing at six people right now. You're one to talk about second leg of tour retire. Five people. You wore the sit. Oh, oh, it's that type of day. Oh, okay, a white to look. I'm back full circle. You wore the same sweat pants and the same t-shirt every single time we got on a plane. And it's 100% it was my airport fit. Yeah, that is abysmal. By no means was it breathable erotek, dino tech technology. Don't know what that is. It was, it was sweat pants and a t-shirt. Yes. And they were cotton and that means they hold sweat. I feel like that's normal for people to have a. Correct. I feel like it's normal for people to have an airport fit that they wear every time they go on an airplane. If they go maybe once a quarter or oh, my business trips next month. Yes, sure. Our was Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. You said time to go there for. Is that that's not nasty that if I if we were in regular life and you put on the same pair of clothes, five days in a row. Right. Is that nasty? Yes or no? Oh, my god. I thought, oh, that's disgusting. You that's a false comparison. That's a false comparison. Oh, my god. You need to calm it out. It's a false comparison because it's a false comparison. The reasons of false comparisons because. Hey, I owe you right to your not a lawyer. I hate to break it to you. You're not a lawyer. That's too lower than you'll ever be. And I don't want to be. That's fine. Me neither. The only the reason it's a false comparison. The reason it's a false comparison is because I only wore that outfit on the plane. As soon as we got to the hotel, I took it off. That's different than wearing the same day for the same outfit for five days in a row. That's fine. Now let's break this down. So I'm correct. You, no, no, no, you're not correct. Oh, on the fact that that's different. Sure, that's different. Yes. You had that fit on for maybe five to six hours a day. Because wearing it on the plane, we're waking up at six a.m. We're getting to the next city at two p.m. You had to close on the whole time, Bob. The 30 minute over there, the hour and a half wait. We sat in a restaurant. We sat on the plane. I changed, I changed. No, you, I changed. Oh, literally. Put that on Malcolm, not the hard one. That's fine. Put it on Malcolm. Oh, it doesn't love you, Malcolm. It doesn't love you anymore. You're out of your mind. Dude, I'm telling you, okay. If I were to say this. Let's calm down. I want to present this to the audience. Is it nasty? That for the whole second leg of the tour, I had a outfit that I wore on the plane. That's not nasty, that's lucky. That's uniform. What's the difference between a school uniform? They give you multiple pairs of the things. Is that true? Yet, I thought you'd think these children at the start of the year get a pair of slack. A pair of socks and a button down t-shirt. Yeah. I didn't know that. It's multiple. It's like, like, Dad, you're going to this closet. A third of it is straight brown stuff for UPS. You don't get one shirt. Oh, I didn't know that. I've never worked the corporate. I didn't know. See, I thought everybody that went to private school and stuff like that and had uniforms that you got the same cookies and the same button up in that same tie and they just wore that every day. You thought they were just musty as hell. You know those kids do. They go, I think private school kids go harder at recess. Then regular ones. I didn't know private school kids had recess. It's like a real preppy recess. Yeah, it's like, no. And they play pickleball. Yeah. They're like, "Kick, kick, kick." We're over here just like chewing the mulch. Chasing the girls. I'm interested to see what people say about my airport fits. Uh, it's gross. It didn't ever stink. Bubba. It did not. It didn't start to. I think you audibly said, "Wow, it's getting there." I think you said that. It was on the 4th or 5th plane ride. I just said, "Wow, I'm getting close." Oh, it was feeling gross. I was feeling disgusting. Yeah. It's on par. It's on brand for you. So, I will give you this though. You have a weird and strange talent that we're like, if I did that, day two or three, I smell like. I like. Yeah. You got a weird smell. I do. You can wear, like if you wore this fit tomorrow and then the next day and then the next day. You're still smelling like natural paid and hardened pheromones, a little bit of like house. Yeah. The most I get is like, "Oh, you've been working a little bit." It's like, "Oh, you smell like you have duty on you." Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so you've got work on you. No, you just clocked out. Yeah, yeah. You've definitely done stuff today is what I get, you know? Now, there does get a point where I get musty. And this is where I'm taking you to homey court. Homey court for you getting musty. Oh, my God, Cam, you are the worst best friend ever. What? You are the worst best friend ever and I literally got to your body. Uh-huh. You don't mean that with an ounce of you? I mean that with everything that I made up of. Please enlighten me. Cam is the worst best friend ever because after our last domestic show of the tour, we went to our after party, right? In a club. Me and Cam and all the friends and all the fans that were at the show were at this club. Now, we were in close proximity to each other at this club, right? We hugged, we dapped, my arms are up, we high five. Now, I was going through the club. Now, I was drunk. Let's put it out there. We all were. Yeah. As we should be. Right? So my senses were all the way there. I was a little disoriented. Save. A little discombobulated. Discombobulated. But we can always catch smells. That never goes away. If our five senses smell never leaves with your alcohol, we could always get that right? To the most part that's true. So now, we just performed a two-hour show and I'm a rock star, right? Cam likes to stay still during the show. I'm everywhere, right? I'm standing on stuff, I'm running, I'm climbing. I'm a rock star now. Yeah, you are. So, as I was going through this club, we were meeting a lot of people. A lot of people coming up. Hugs, high fives. Wait. That's right. If you ever waved like that to someone in public, I don't know if I can be afraid. Oh, I'm pretty sure there's 1,000 videos in me waving to people like that at the end of my life. Oh, you do this. You go good squeeze. Which, really, when you think about it, that could be so quickly interpreted in something else. And they're like this like, and you go, they could be what? I did say something wrong. Yeah. Interpretated. That's a weird thing to do. Interpretated. Yeah, there you go. Now it would be weird if I went honk, honk, honk. You go, someone just tried to tell us our show was good. They love us. I go. There you go. Now that was a lot of spit that just came out. Oh, yeah. Now so I was walking around. Now we met a lot of people. And I was way broke. Come on, what? You just build on your own sentence. It's like, didn't I finish that sentence? Oh, my god.
Everyone that did you literally said now I was walking around So we met a lot of people like you bailed on your own thought you started the sentence back to we were walking around you It so we walk around but I met a lot of people Let's calm down so we're walking around the club right it was hectic There's a lot of people. I was hugging high five and handshake and a lot of people right yes now I was getting a lot of looks after my hugs now I couldn't tell if you're like starstruck because you're in all of greatness like you're in the room with Like Peyton Harden like wow That's nice such a humble thing So I was hugging people and they were going and I was like yeah, I know it's me You could feel the order right until I got home that night. All right. I got home And I was like a hug Sarah and I was like well such a fun night and I pulled back and I said Babe, what the fuck wrong with you I go come here. Let me smell you. I Smell their hair. I smelt her neck. I smelt her armpits. I smelt the underboop. I smelt all the crevices and creases that could stay That's it I sort of got that view moving my plate All the cracks close to crevices. Yes, and she smelled fine. She smelled good and then I went I went. I don't know I threw up in my mouth, Cam. I smelled the worst I've ever smelled ever ever The worst I've ever smelled Ever and no one told me and I literally laid down I didn't shower so I laid down in bed with Sarah and I said babe I was like, did you not smell me all night? She goes a couple times like I hit and I said what the Drown with you and she goes I didn't want to ruin your night and I immediately was like I was like How could nobody tell me then I came to you? No, I was around you the most How do you not tell me that you're is that the worst thing ever to not tell your best friend that they smell in public? Hey, I'll warm up you it can't be the worst thing if I didn't smell you. I don't believe that I was probably filled with a Weird sin - I didn't smell it. I was in mebriated the second the bottles finally got to our section We all took like three shots. Yeah, it was dire need of liquor Yeah, and then someone else a fan brought me a shot I said crown and brought back do say so it was a bit harder than I expected to hit those four shots in in 12 minutes I wasn't smelling Can I say you are the worst drunk of all time? No, you're not a fun drunk. That is not true Like you know whenever you get drunk with your friends and like oh now we're just gonna sing loudly and like You can tell oh this person's drunk. I'm drunk. You can't tell cam's drunk Okay, yeah, I think I've had too many okay, I'll give you points on that I've had too many times where I felt like like really stupid because of how drunk I was which I need to just lean into it and allow it Like now I'm I'll be I'll be like floating I'll be like the room's moving. I'll just be like this Yeah, you're not fun to be around on your drug. I also need to hit if it if something hits right here if something It's there perfect. I'll get there. I didn't smell you though. Okay. Well, I smell I smell probably terrible - now okay Is that wrong though? Did you hear that? There's a blistered in my body Would that be wrong to not tell you let's role play say I did smell you and you smell like absolute Pull I genuinely in that moment. I wouldn't have told you. I feel really I would not have told you Wow, cuz I agree with Sarah. I am on Sarah side of this. I would rather you live your rock star dreams in real life Out great and have a great night Imagine it okay, you're not telling your homie that they stink in public is literally the worst thing a homie can do okay What if we were trying to get on the betties? In general, bro me and my wife smell like absolute When we got home and we still cuddled and went to bed. That's fine. That's not about relationship You take the relationship and getting girls out of a human decency is like we are in a session With a lot of people and the crowd is a lot of them are there for us. I'm hugging a lot of people Yes, the fact that you just let me go out as musty McGee is crazy, okay? Which of these two such situations is worse? Dance in me vibe a little bit ready. Okay. All right. This is us after party the show went great. We're chillin Oh This Let's go, bro You're doing good or this oh Bring it in here. What's up, bro? Oh, you smell terrible you smell insanely bad You smell so bad they might kick us out you smell you should leave you should go home party Rockers and get the hell out of your stink. Okay, I go I go be I go the ladder because obviously you tell me in a nicer way But I could I could literally I have been musty in public so many times. I've so many defense mechanisms. I push somebody over Or I go to the bathroom and I take a slut bat I do I literally I've used so much like hand soap on my body before and it cleans it up temporarily Okay, now that I'll I'll just continue on this stench thing. Yeah, I went to so I left the section one time to use the bathroom The second I walked in the bathroom. I went straight into a stall. I shut the door as I'm unbuttoning my pants to take a piss I literally let out a four and a half second part Yeah, I was holding it the whole time to see for the rest of the people in our section right literally was like It was terrible question about ping and then dude, okay, you're you still going my back and then the genitalit like the stench Oh, you got hit from Monday when I whipped out old willy to release him. Yeah, it hit me like a Prime Tyson uppercut either way. I said oh no one in the right mind would even dare touch that God do a wipe a wipe in check. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's sometimes like primal It's like I made that Like if I were to wipe this on the wall this bathroom's mine. You get turned up by the smell of your nuts sack after a long nasty performance. I say sometimes there's like there's a primal thing It's not in my brain, but there's a primal thing like in my soul that I'm like, whoo. Oh, you're more of a man than me. I've never once gone No, I'm like It's terrible. Okay, you brought this up and I have a question and I know I You've made fun of me for this before You've made fun of me for this you've made fun of me for this before and I don't know if we've publicly publicly talked about it. Am I okay? Sorry, you don't deserve it. I just love when you stumble over your words. I hate it. It's honestly Oh, and that's why I love it because that's like your number one. Yeah, I hate it Like for me if I lose to an abandoned object, I can kill someone for you when you stumble over it It's like my job is to talk and I can't do my job. It's crazy. All right, run it You brought this up before to me and the robby's brought it up to me before but I don't think we talk about it publicly. Okay. How do you Okay, how do I face it? No, we're How far do you pull your pants down whenever you use a urinal in public? Oh, just right below the shaft Actually most of the time it's not even a pull down. It's more of just a pull the underwear down I just go like I'll unbutton the pants. Yeah, and then they kind of because it's a gene. It naturally is like this. Yeah Yeah, I just Underwear down. Yeah, flop out piss. Okay. Okay, I don't if people that are actually actively taking their denim down their legs Okay, but let's go shorts. You're wearing shorts. How far do you do it? Don't actually do it. I'm not gonna Oh my god. That's not we can't do that about right. I'd say like right maybe this this much down. Okay. Okay, okay So you you waistbanded down. It's kind of same thing waistband down flop LP. Okay. Yeah, so you have a different approach Yes, very different approach and I don't know if it's like a pride thing or if you learn from your Grandpa who taught you that see whenever I'm wearing shorts and I go pee in a urinal. I just pull out the thigh. Yeah Big gene over here. It's already I mean hell it's lower. It's closer to the knee than it is the belt line So I might as well just take the easy route. It's like water to take the easiest way dude It's I feel like that is it is that weird. It's not we I feel like that's one of those things that you do As like a not you in particular, but like a man would pull this yeah for the The insinuating flex like oh another guy might say you're row. No, it's not it. That's not that at all I think this is just easy. I pull my pants down. I'm penis falls out. I pass You're gonna go like this you're going And it's like if you're at the point where you're like Like like I don't know God bless sir. I don't know what else to say man. I mean, I don't know. Hey Mike. Hey, Laura I don't know what else to say at that point. If you're just going like that If I did that piss should be all in my shorts I'd piss on myself. I feel like more men need to go from the the thigh I'm also heavy on the grower heavy on the grower. No, I mean too. I'm oh man You're just growing more than me. I guess. I don't know what else to say. No, I'm little. I'm little. I'm little. I'm little. I am
I am like shrimp, if I did that. There's no piss leaving pictures. - How far would your shorts have to go up your thigh to get that to work? - I'd literally have to be like this. (laughs) I mean, I'm a, it's a close quarter family. It's like nut, nut, pecker. They're just all just chilling right there. There's no, oh my god. - I've always, I've always, like, I feel like I invented that. - No. - 'Cause one day, 'cause one day, old men do it. My grandpa used to be like, that's a very, like, you're really, you're 60. Gravity's been working for six decades on you. It should, you're low hanging. Like, you're a hung low. That, at that point, when you're nuts or that, like, that's when you do that. - No, I got high nuts. - I know. - I got high fructose corn syrup. - I'm not, Pat. Dude, honestly. - Why did they come from? I just, - You didn't know that, 'cause you did not do that in college. - You learned that. - Is it, I've done this as elementary school. - Get the fuck in elementary school. I had an unsalted cashew. - Me too, it's not a size thing, bro. - It has to be. - 'Cause that kid, that elementary school, I argued that my penis was closer to my, like, up here, like my belly button. Then it is my knee. - Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I was in middle school as high school. 'Cause in middle school, I take my, I take my pants down to my ankles because whenever the cold wind would hit my, he would help me pee more. I would have, expelled you from my school. If you would have went all the way down to the ankle, he'd say, "Oh, oh, shhh, shhh." No, you would have been expelled on the spot. - I just had to bring that up. But it was a fun weekend. We did do the live show, our last domestic show, and then we had our after party, where I smelled like absolute water, so I'm sorry to anybody that ran into me. - I want you to understand what I'm about to say. - Yeah, I told you on the phone, on a private FaceTime conversation. We had a performance, then an after party. - I did not shower until circa five p.m. the next day. - Yeah, you're turning into me, how's it feel? - I was mad at myself. - Did you brush your teeth? - Yes, oh god yeah. - That's so weird to me. If you are coming in from a late night and you're knocking a shower, don't brush your teeth either. - Oh, before going to sleep. Hell no. - I thought you were talking about the, no, I literally went straight to the bed and I was like, "Okay, okay." - No, no, no, the next morning. - All right. "You should know podcast." - This episode is brought to you by Claude. Let me tell you something. If you're a fan of YSK, you know about our friend, Big Dog Gara. Now, Big Dog Gara runs his own business on this side. And Big Dog Gara has for months been telling us about, boys, let me tell you about Claude. Claude has taken my business from here to here. I can, I'm hands-free now. That thing gets into my interface and makes everything easier. Now, I'm not gonna say this part in a country accent so you can understand. Claude is the AI for minds that don't stop at good enough. It's the collaborator that actually understands your entire workflow and thinks with you, whether you're debugging code at midnight or strategizing your next business move. Claude extends your thinking to tackle the problems that matter. Claude, think of Claude as a tool to just help you. It's not gonna just give you everything you want, but it is a tool to help you. That's why I love this. Claude helps delegate task of all sizes from tedious bug fixes to new big, big ideas than handle other work while Claude runs. Don't just take our word for companies like Stripe, Shopify, and Pfizer Trust and Thropic with the rollout of AI in their businesses. For problems worth solving, get started with
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She makes an account with a girl like fake pictures on their AI or just someone else, but fake pictures, fake account, knowing he would like. She searches him, boom, swipes up, whatever, and they connect. He's leaving the house to go, she says, what are you doing, honey? Oh, her account was named Abby. She made a fake account, Abby. He goes, what are you doing, honey? He goes, oh, she's going to go look at houses with Jordan, like a homeboy. She goes, okay, have fun with Abby. He said, what'd you say? She said, no, she said she should go have fun with Abby. He said, what are you talking about? She said, don't play dumb with me. So then this whole thing happens, whatever they split up. My question to you, because I feel like we're going to take very different routes. If you've found Sarah, and if I found Liv, if you've found your partner on a dating app, how do you approach that situation? Murder. No. Strike that from the record. No, no, no, sorry, sorry, you're on a date. No murder. No murder. No murder. No murder. Okay, that's me again. How would you approach if you found your partner on a dating app? Okay, Nat. She went something. You would seriously? No. No. No. Okay, realistic answer. Realistic answer. I'll say mine first. Me being married with Liv. Yeah, what would you do? Me being married. And I see Liv. Like, and it's actually Liv. And then I check her phone and I know it's hard to solve fake accounts trying to be Liv. I would, I, this is kind of lame, but this, I'm taking it from a love, a love of a bunch. Would you watch? Oh, no. I'm like, he's handsome. I go, son of a. That's a NASCAR. No, no, no. I would print. I would print all the evidence out. Like a good old Carrie Mathison. I would print all of the evidence out. And she'd go, oh, I know I'm going to Pilates with Sarah. She's getting railed by Tyler, right? So when she's coming back, from only a Tyler's ever railed somebody, Tyler, medium, there's no Tyler that rails people. Like, can we put that out there? There's a list of names that does it rail? It's Tyler. I'm like, Cameron has to be on that list. Yeah, Cameron's on there, but if I cam, cam rails, cam rails, Cameron, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, so she gets back from having Tyler, she walks in and literally our kitchen looks like an investigation studio. I have the everywhere. I have pictures of our children right there too. Oh, it's gonna hurt. It's gonna be weird and it's gonna hurt. And then I'm just seated like this with maybe like a nice candle lit in the background. I'm seated like this. And I go, please take a seat. And then I basically go through everything, listen to her response. And then I immediately say, I would like you to pack up and leave my house. And then we're severed. And so what's the point of the pictures? Uh, kind of like a F-A-F-O situation. Also, I don't know that means around and find out. Yeah, like a round and find out situation. Also like, oh, I know this is actually happening because we just go with words. Oh, I know you're on this app, whatever. Like if say Sarah, try to do that to you. Yeah, the one on the app, you would outtalk Sarah and then she'd end up losing. I know what I'm saying. But if you are, if you have, you never outtalk me, live can never outtalk me. But if you had the evidence already, then there's no point to print it out because you have it. Oh, I'm pretty out. I'm pretty out. Honestly, and that's fair. I would honestly, I'm so nervous of your ass. I don't think I can say it on the internet. Okay, PG version of it. Or pe-- There's not one. You go, how do you PG death? What would your answer be? Uh, dude, like real world format. And this is not to try to, if I found my partner on a dating app, I would invest in the dating app. I would invest in the dating app. What does that even mean? I would become an investor in the dating app. Why? So I could own the dating app that she's using to cheat on me. And then every single time I would have her account, like I would have her account in my database. And every time she used it, I would hack into her phone. And then I would-- Oh, oh, I can't say anything. Stronger than that. No, I've been cheated at all. Too wait to take it. I've been cheated on too many times. If it happened one more-- I told you this, if it happened one more time, you just can't do it. I literally say, hey, if you want to cheat on me, I get it. Just leave before. I can't take this. Oh, buddy. I was just trying to bring up past stuff. Oh, no, it's fine. I'm just saying it's-- Oh, it would go down to dirty. It would go down to-- Okay, we're talking about hooking up and stuff like that. I found a crazy list this week. A list. Because, you know, I haven't been in the hookup culture, game, and years, right? Yeah, I've never been in a party. Yeah, I can teach me about it.
a ball club never been to again. No, it's honestly bad. It's not a good thing. Okay. And I wanted to like I was reading about modern day hookup culture. How is the field now after daddy left the game? Oh, yeah, daddy left, uh, they left the game and put my jerseys out and they're right. Oh, number one jersey sales of all time. Give me some. Oh, they said, oh, we're gonna now the goats retire it. Stupid, bro. That's so stupid. Oh, my God. But I found a list of the craziest hookup rules in the world. Rules? Yes. So the people were surveyed and this is somebody's like hookup rules for like a one night stand. Oh, God. I want to go through these. Okay. There's five, right? Well, there's the list was more, but I found five that like really stood out to me. This is insane. I'm going to interject on each one and tell like, first of all, if you're in the hookup culture, would you have a list of rules for a one night stand? No. Okay. No. Yeah, we're going to we're going to hook up and we're going to leave and everyone's going to be safe and happy. Well, this is a person's hookup rules for a one night stand. The 8 a.m. hard out. Regardless of what time y'all came in and the deed was done, the person must be out of my house or apartment by 8 a.m. That is nonsense. Really? That's nonsense. That's not that's not I'm not going to say that's crazy. Yeah. But that's nonsense. If we if we don't get to your house until three, I think that's perfect. If it's especially if it's if you're now, I need sleep right now in this stage of life, I need sleep. No, if I get to the house at three and then we're smashing, it won't be too long. We get there for four minutes. We get there at three, 15. I'm done by 319. If I'm done by 319, I'm out by 330. Yeah, I go. I might sleep right in a minute. I'm honestly. That's what the that's what this person's saying. If it's a hook up, okay, I'll give that rule like a six out of 10. Okay. That's good. That's smooth. Because especially if it's discussed before, but like, hey, this is all this is right. We're just hooking up. I need you to be out by 8 a.m. I go, okay, but why it's like, no, it's awkward sometimes. It's awkward. It's awkward. It's awkward. Is it awkward when the booze wears off or is it just awkward? No, you can be completely sober. It's just awkward. Really? Especially if you know, like, it's not much of a lover, man. If both parties know this is just a hook up, right? Like, we're just hooking up. We're here to have fun. In the morning, it's like, we're getting dressed next to each other. The sun's out. You know, I mean, our breath stinks. Oh, dude, I'd relish in that. That's a beautiful cardigan. Yeah. Okay. The second rule is the pre-approved playlist. Before we hook up, I need to see your playlist and see if I agree with all the songs. Why don't smash to music? And if I do, you can play whatever you'd like. If you're pre-approving, my music, to see if you want my penis, we have an issue. I'm, again, I'm not mad at this rule. You're, there's, okay, there is no way. Let's take you back a couple of years. Let's say you're in your prime, bought a bang, nights going great. She goes, let me see your playlist, see if you can come inside. You, you would literally drive her tick off. No, it's not to see if I can come inside. It's to see, like, say we're about to do it. And like, oh, I'm going to turn on some music. And they go, let me see the plays before you do. You can't do that. That's fine. That point on rock heart. You can't, you can't stop me. At that point, I'm rocking. You cannot stop me. Really? You can't pause me in in p-correction to check my music. What if it's reverse, right? You want to check the girl's plays. You look at her plays and it's like, what? Nothing's wrong with me too. Nothing's wrong with me. Something's got to get off. Oh, dude, I can, that's another thing about me. I can match a beat. What if I can find a beat? What if it's the opera? What if it's, like, oh, I can find a beat. That's one thing. Okay, so it doesn't matter to you. That does not matter to me. That rule, that, that ridiculous scale. That's like a seven out of 10. As I started to get, like, popular, I started to, like, know some music artist and, like, stuff like that. And so, like, some rappers, some R&B singers. So if there was a girl playing, like, like, a guy that I knew, I can't hear his voice even doing this. Now, that's understandable. That's a little different. That's the same. You don't know, you're not touching my phone. Okay. If I'm leaving your apartment at 8 a.m., no, no, if it ends a bunch, you're not touching my device. You don't get to see my phone. Okay, the next one is the don't touch my pillow rule. Thank you. I need a pillow. I need a pillow. You want me? You want all of me? I need at least your pillow. Really? It's not too much of that. You need pillows to do the deed? First off, why do I keep putting myself at their spot? Yeah. I don't know. You're coming to my spot. You need a pillow to do the deed? A pillow to do the deed. This is the do the deed rules. No, I don't need to touch your pillow. We're going to keep it nice and clean. As the person says, you can't, like, right before we do the deed, you might not touch the pillows. You have to take all the pillows off the bed. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. It is cleanly. That's cleanly. You get a clear, nice little rectangle of a playground to utilize. I'm not mad at that. But pillows aren't important during the act. Now pillows are fantastic. They can give you leverage. Okay. So you're not mad at this. I'm not mad at that. Four out of ten. Okay. You must wash your hands before getting into it. Am I having f*** with Dexter? I'd be like, literally, are you a nursing student? Are you scrubbing in every day? We were just in the filthiest place in the city for three hours. People were throwing up as pitch black. There's liquor on the ground. Now I got to wash my hands. But maybe that's why they want you to wash your hands. Because you don't want to be touching the playground with dirtiness all over your head. Okay. Wash the playground. Wash the playground. You want me to, you want me to wash my fingers? Wash your playground. I'm not trying to lick a salty slide. No. No, wash the playground. So you're going to get canceled. What? I have to, Kim, yes, because that's how things get passed. You get UTIs and stuff like that. I get that. So we're not washing genitalia, but I'm washing f***, my nuts are going to smell like rotten eggs and cheese. And you want me to wash my fingers? My finger? Yes. If I literally talk about it, oh, I got to wash my hands, you got to wash your body. And I'll wash with you. I'll wash my body too. It's not just for you, but hands and not bodies and that's a ten out of ten insanity to me. I think insanity. No, I think hand sanitizers, the rule. This is where I go. I, because if you, I'm thinking of one of those scenes where you're coming back from the club or whatever or a dinner and y'all are like wrestling on the way in and stuff over, you don't want to go, oh, hold on. What you do is you go, and there's like a bedside hand sanitizer, a little pure. You're like, you just kiss your neck right here. You're just like, yes, that's the move. Now, okay, now I'm putting myself in like a sweaty and a sweaty thing like club. If it's dinner, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right, last one. It's insanity though. It's just from a guy. He said, the makeup must come off rule. Now, you're out of his mind. He's not doing it because he's like, I need to see what you look like. He's doing it because he doesn't want makeup all over his bed. Are all these people, people, germaphobes, makeup on the bed? I'm trying to get action. You think I'm worried about makeup? I'll throw the sheets away. I'll burn the sheets in the morning. You'll leave it 8 AM after I pre-pop your playlist. You wash your hands and you don't touch my pillow. I'll burn the sheets. I'm not like, but I kind of feel them. You're not off the makeup. This is so prima. I guess I'm a you're grimy. I'm a grimy man, but not mine doesn't go with makeup. Mine is outside close. I do not do. Don't put your outside clothes on this bed. Do not do that. So in your safe scenario, it's beautiful tensions. Highs, couple glasses, a Pino Neuon. Yeah. You're sitting there wrestling inside and you go and you're about to toss on the bed and you go, "No, wait, wait, I'll toss you on the accent chair. Get a gun dress." No way, dude. I don't care about any of that. Oh, sweaty, dirty nasty clothes. Put it on the bed. Yeah, cake up, smudge it in the shower. 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You can wear my clothing? - That's the best part. - No, no, no. - In a talking stage, I want you to walk out my hoodie. I'm spraying next to you. - Oh, no, no, no, the hookup. It's the best. - You're not taking away my best hoodie. You got my best hoodie. You can't have my worst sock. You can't have my worst pair of drawers. - What? - If we're hooking up, you came in clothes, right? - Yes. - Put it back on. - It's cold. - It's cold. - It's Texas. It's never cold. No, okay. - It's a cold morning. - Now, the one caveat is if she's in like a little dress or whatever, and that yes, okay, you can have like a workout shirt. This smells like sweat. - But you're not leaving you my best hoodie. Hell, no, I'm keeping all of my sweats, all of my hoodies. You can have a t-shirt. - My thing is, my thing is, is if you have a roommate, lock them in a cage. That's my rule. If you have a roommate, lock them in a cage, right? I should never see your roommate on a hookup. - Why a kid? - You gotta make sure they never get out. I don't care. I don't give their hungry or thirsty. I'll share a bathroom. You have to text them and tell them, get in a cage. - What, her roommate walks out, opens the door. Doesn't even know how can they open the door and just sees all of your six, seven naked back head to toes. So much body is scared. - There's so many things I can. - Oh my God. - That is the number, like in my prior days, I never had rules, but it was at my mind. I would be my biggest anxiety. - I cannot see another human. - I do not want to see a stranger. I do not want to see a stranger. - Okay, here we go. Beautiful. Everything to your same scenario. Wine, wrestling, in the elevator, you get to the door. She fumbles the keys because y'all are just very erotic. - Yeah. - She finds the opposite. - roommate is literally in the commentant, like in the living room eating some pasta. So you've made eye contact. They see you, they know y'all are about to hook up. - Oh, and there's a smell of food. I don't like it. - Oh, and it's pasta, you hate pasta, hate it. I hate it, but you know what's something that is worse that has happened to me? - What, I've walked in to like with a girl that I was about to hook up with and she had a roommate. We walked in to the apartment. The roommate had to hook up with her. That's kind of hot. - No, it wasn't. I was like, I'm, I'm going to, broffle. Tribute with some respect. What is this? Y'all just went on a king, y'all went on time and I'm looking for some huzz and I'm one of the huzz. - You're a huzz. - That you were a huzz. - I was a huzz. Oh my God, I was the pick of the litter. - What? - She said, "That one'll do it." And you were just so easy, you say, "I was so defeated, bro." I walked in there, I looked at the dude, he was like, and I said, "Oh, you know, and I went to the room." I said, "Oh." - He said, "Man, really?" Like, it's just like in every weekend type of thing. - All right. - No, I said, "I literally lay down." I was like, "They're dating, right?" Like long-term relationship, long-term relationship has to be. - I said, "I think you just told me you loved me." Bro, "Root?" - No, honestly, the Lord knew not to allow me to be in the room. - The Lord knew my heart. - Yeah. - I can't do it. The first person I would, like, I can't do it. I'm way too much of a lover. - Oh, I've said it before. - Oh. - Excellent. Oh yeah. - How did it come out? - Mine wouldn't be accident. I'd literally be like, "I am in love with you." I'm like, "That was an incredible shared experience. I am absolutely in love with you. What's your mother's name?" Like, and that'd be like 30 seconds after I finished. Like, that's right then and there. Like, "Jesus Christ, I love you." Like, this is insane. And I'd be like, "Do what you want to go out tomorrow?" And then she's over here. "Let me check your playlist. Go wash your hands. Get out." - No, dude, that broke my heart. - That's funny. - I couldn't do it. - That's funny. So I just, that's the thing I found. That's a great conversation. I love that. - I cannot do it. - That's wicked, right? Something, this is real life. Something genuinely insane happened to me this past weekend. - What happened? - So, show ended, Sunday, we woke up, right? - Yes. - We went out to brunch because we still had some family in town. - Nice. - It's right outside of the neighborhood. You know the spot I'm talking? - Yes, I do. - So we go there and on a Sunday brunch, what do you do? - Mimosi. - Yeah. - Mimosi after a hangover? - It was the hair of the dog situation. - Okay. - One of those things. Head was banging and I said, "I think the only way I can stop my head from bringing is champagne." - Yeah. - And orange juice. - Okay. - So I ordered Mimosi. It comes out. Ooh. Y'all may have a little different. Ooh. Drink it. And they're pretty small, right? First off, just so I don't sound crazy, what's your average amount if you were to get at a, it's called a 90 minute brunch. How many Mimosis you taken down? - Three or four. - Perfect. - Yeah. - Okay. - I had three. - Okay. - So the first one, a little different. But all right, maybe it's because last night. You know I'm still hung up. Food comes out. I get the second one. Oh, please. Still tastes different. Finish the food. Now we're just talking. That talking phase waiting for the bills, I'll take one more. I go, "Okay. It's just not good." The bill comes. I pay. She can bring us back. Thank you so much. I go, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, quick question." Now I've had your Mimosis before. Like, that is a little different. She goes, "Oh. I'm so sorry. I forgot to tell you. We were completely out of champagne. So I used Jose Cuervo. She put a shot of tequila with orange juice three times in a row. It never told me." Dara said it's a felony. That's a misdemeanor. That has to be illegal. That's literally like the bill of Cosby or Mimosis. She's the bill of Cosby or Mimosis. She's like, "Oh, put him by." Here you go. Like, that's-- That is insane behavior. That's crazy. Jose Cuervo. Jose Cuervo. No, that's-- You're laughing. You're a victim, brother. Like, you need to talk to somebody. Like, that's not okay to do. She just did something to your drink without your consent. She was-- No, the best part. She had no intention of ever telling me that. You had to inquire about it. I said, "Man, I've been here before." Yeah. We said hi at the door. Those tasted a little different. It's just, "Oh, I'm so sorry. We were out of champagne, but I didn't want to say no to you. I just used Jose Cuervo." No, I just spit in her face. I just spit in her face. She had my loogie on her nose. You go, "Oh, Jose Cuervo." Oh, it was-- It was-- Yeah. I was, like, I was low-key, not messed up alcohol-wise. Messed up just-- Like, the way you said that. I was gonna say alcohol, like, I dropped the eye in this. Yeah. I wasn't messed up alcohol-wise. I was messed up more mentally. It kind of, like, picked a mindset for the next, like, hour. Yeah. Really just happened. No, no, you deserve to blanket in the hug. No, no, no. That's not okay, bro. I feel bad for you. That's not okay. You could have been allergic or anything. That's where my-- That's where my-- I said, "What if I'm allergic to blue agave?" Yeah. What if I'm allergic to yeast? Yeah. And I just wanted champagne. And I don't know where Jose Cuervo stands on the shelving list. Is it top? I don't think so. Yeah, she gave me-- At least, give me, like, Patrone, El Alto or something. You know what I mean? She gave me-- Just, like, like, like, like a week to kill me. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that for you. Like, I honestly feel bad for you. For somebody who that loves you. It's bad. Oh, man. Bro. Insanity. Yeah, it's bad. 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And what if you were like, oh no, you wouldn't be on it? - Oh no, no, no, you, no, 100% not. - Don't, don't you dare dodge my head. - I'd go get a hat guy or somebody. - I'd be good. - But okay, I've been like super into like movie TikTok 'cause I've been talking about movies a lot and I guess the phone's listening to me. Oh by the way, we're filming this a couple days before we go see Spider-Man. Spider-Man comes down to a couple days. Hey, I have to tell you 'cause I don't know if I'm going to the thing, traveling. So I have movie tickets to Spider-Man at five different theaters right now. - That's insanity. - Yeah. - Why five? Okay, like. Here and there, two, and I three here, two there. - Why? - Depends on what I'm feeling where I'm at, location-wise, time-wise. I just got to make sure I see it on Thursday. - That's insane. - At noon. - I'm seeing it here, oh you're going at noon. - I got to be one of the first people to see it because it's gonna, you know spoilers are gonna come out immediately. - Timeout, that comes out at noon. - Yes, it's the first showing in Texas at least. - You. - Yeah, I know. - I'm definitely seeing it Thursday night, but I'm not having to see it. Or I'm not gonna be able to get on my phone all day, Thursday 'cause there's gonna be spoilers, bro. - That's true. - At this time we were recording, they did like the premiere, so people have seen it already. And I've just, I've been purposely not getting on my phone all night. - It's like a bucket list for me. - Oh, I mean, I did nothing to do with cinema. - No, we could, I think we could get one. - That's true. But I'm saying, I've always thought that was, like that to me is a cool flex. Like I saw the movie three weeks before anyone else. - Yeah, I did that one time with one Marvel movie. I didn't go to the premiere, but RDC World invited me to like an early screening. It was like the one Avengers movie that no one ever talks about with like all the elements and the elemental. - The Eternals. - The Eternals. - You know, it was a really good movie. I don't know why people didn't like it. - You said the Avenger movies that no one talks about with the Marvel movies. - The Marvel movies. - The Elementals of the Eternals. Okay, but I have a question about movie theaters, right? As you know, I got bewildered by that 40X movie. Okay, after you said that, literally the phones are listening. I saw people going to 40X, which I will give you Grace, I am AX4DX. It's not too far off. - It was quick. - I was probably trying to get the most expensive ticket. You thought you were getting 70 mil. But I saw like footage of people like, like 'cause they knew they were going to that. You not knowing that watching the actual footage makes it 10 times funnier. Like these people are literally going, (blows raspberry) - They're not joking. - They're like the both scenes. - I'm not joking. Like I could not, I physically would, I probably would have punctured a lung from laughing. - Just watching three hour movie camp. Imagine doing that for three hours. - No, no shot. - Did you see the 140X movie theater that like the water leaked and like busted something? - You're flooded. - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Law suit. - Water's up there. - No, law suit. Law, if I'm treading water for my life in a movie theater? - Yeah. - I'm sitting there, no, you're gonna sue. - Another question about movie theaters though, that I've really been pondering on. And this came up on my four-year page. So it's not an original thought, but I've thought about it before. And I got nervous to bring up my thoughts on the internet because people clown me. How do movie theaters get the movies? What? Like how do the movie theaters get the movies? Right, there's millions of movie theaters in America and across the world. - Yeah. - How does like, say for Marvel, like for Spider-Man? How does AMC, Cinemark, Dolby, like, like, Tinseltown, like all these different movie theaters? How do they get the Spider-Man movie? How do they get movies in their theater? - You think, you think the director of Spider-Man is burning discs and mailing them out? - Tall these locations. - Well, for IMAX they have to send it on a crate. So that made me think, how are they getting the movie? - No, they don't. - I saw that, they parted it on a pallet. - For the Odyssey. - Yes, for the IMAX. - Which was shot, the only movie in history that has ever been shot, very start, very end, full IMAX. - So what do they do with the other ones? - Digital. - It is a digital movie. - So they're emailing Spider-Man right now. - Yeah. - No, no. - I don't know if it's email, thumb drive. - Shit, you're not. - Live wire burned into this, buddy. - That's my question. - Oh, this one is for Yuckeltown, Minnesota. - Well, that's my question. - How are they digital? - So they're just emailing one of the biggest, almost gate-cat movies of all time, through Yahoo, through AOL. - Dude, dude, dude. - They've got, they've got, they've got Firefox link. - I don't know, I don't know if it's email, but they're digital. - And they got some, 16 year old, trusted with these files. - Oh yeah. - Are you kidding me? - That's 100% out of it. - No, that's not happening. - What do you think it is? Getting delivered by the Undertaker in a briefcase? Don't, don't, what do you think is happening? - I don't know, the truck, the truck. - There's not a guy in Bifocal's crank in the film back there anymore. - Nobody's out of 40's anymore. - He brings in the disc drive or the floppy disc or something. He's bringing in some kind of thumb drive, and he's like, hey, this is the Marvel thumb drive. - Okay, and they put it in. - I hate to burst your little beautiful creative bubble. That might be how it goes, but he's not getting out of a Bentley in a suit going, this is from Tony Stark. - Your movie. - It's probably like a very acne populated 19 year old that's like, I got the film from the PO box. - Like, is it that crazy? - Oh, it is a lot of trust. - I don't believe that. That it just sent over the internet or mailed in. - It has to be. - No, because literally there would be so many leaks. Like, we would have got that movie a month ago. - Oh, no, 'cause there's, no, no, no, no, no. 'Cause you probably, when you sign up to work as something like that, 'cause first off, we've talked about this before, crime nowadays very hard. It's genuinely hard to commit a crime. - Not internet crime. It's probably the easiest it's ever been to do internet crime. - I would argue internet crime is so much easier than physical, or as so much harder than physical crime. - I'm talking about getting caught. - So much easier than crime. - I don't wanna get into this debate, but we'll get into that later. - But yes, you can, bro, that you probably sign waivers, like, they can track and act. - Who can, who can, who can, the fuck. Have you seen the people that work at these movie theaters? Like, think of like the most like, like, think about it. - Think about it, think about it. - Think about it, you're serving 10 years. - Think about the movie. - Think about somebody going to Po-Dung, Ruck-a-Taw, Arkansas. - And something like that. - Billy Bill, I'm here. I got the Marvel movie. You know what? All we got is cow pigs and horse sh--. They could make so much money off of getting this hard drive. - No, they can't because Billy Bill's not paying him-- - For that hard drive. - No, I'm saying, but he gets on the internet and he's like, hey, I can put this on a paywall or like, whatever, and start leaking this out to different outlets. I'm not saying to do that. Don't do it because I love cinema and movies. But I'm saying, like, you're putting that trust in millions of people for it to not go wrong one time. How is that possible? 'Cause there's a strict, there's gotta be a strict way it happens. - Exactly, a guy in a truck from Marvel comes up to me. - Oh, you're in a suit with lasers and guns. It's not delivering it handmade to the manager. Even if he did, what's the difference in that? - He's watching. - Oh, oh, he camps at the movie theater for the entirety of the screening and he follows the manager like a-- shadow to make sure it doesn't sell it to someone. - You're likely like, I'm crazy for coming up with this thought. This is a fantastic thought. - I'm saying, our scenarios are not even different. - Yes it is. - If you're a guy delivers it, you're amazing. - There's like one guy with the password. It's like an encrypted file. There's one person with the password and like he's on the Marvel payroll or something or like the Warner Brothers payroll. - Okay, so when he encrypts the password, oh, here's your thumb drive, this is Spider-Man. - No, every time you play that movie, you have to have the password. - You cannot hit play on that movie without the password. - Okay, let's go. - And, oh no, please God, give me a moment. So let's go, let's take that, right? So there's this big (beep) agumemnon. - It's a guy. - You be careful, I don't know what you just called me. - There's this big ultra powerful guy that has the password. So you said it best. There's thousands of theaters all across the country playing the movie in two and a half to three hour time slots every day. How in the (beep) is he entering? That password in Pennsylvania, in Rhode Island, in California, down in Texas. - There's more than one guy. - So how many is there? Because then if you go, oh, there's thousands, then it's the same thing, those thousands could get leaked. We have to have-- - That's why they say it doesn't make sense. - That's why they say it doesn't make sense. - I'm saying your thing doesn't make sense either. - You know what does it make sense? - What more does it make sense? Whenever they get the files for like these movies, these movie theaters get the file for the movie like Spider-Man, does it come with the trailers? - That I don't know. - That I don't know. Probably, probably. - No, because the trailers are different. - No, I think that. - Because sometimes I get like ads for my local like lawyer. - That's from the theater. - Yeah, but how does it integrate? - If you're a lawyer and you're spending the marketing budget on a (beep) movie theater, but I'm saying, but how does it integrate? How do they just mix in like-- - 'Cause it's crazy. - It's not, it is not free. - That is five. - I love pre-determined. - I have DJing the (beep) trailers, can't I? - Exactly, they're not. - So how the (beep) are they adding in these trailers? - This one, because it could be no different than like a PowerPoint. It could be no different than a PowerPoint. - So there's so many clicking like this. But it's crazy to have a (beep) guy come in with a hard drive. You're crazy, bro. - You're crazy. You think Darth Vader's dropping off the Star Wars film. Okay, you know what? And we're gonna stick on this crazy thoughts 'cause I had one. Now, now you gotta bear with me. This is very much a paid hardened-esque thought. - What does that mean? - Oh, you'll see. - So the other day, I'm sitting in a place of business and their fire alarm goes off. I didn't wanna get, I didn't wanna, you would understand.
- Yeah, I'll tell you later. - Peep, little chirp. - Their fire alarm goes off. - Yeah, peep, peep. And I'm like, okay. And I just start thinking, right? Like, things annoying, it's probably a battery, dead, dead, dead, dead. And I'm just thinking of it. Later that whole day goes by. I'm showering. And I realize that I have those in my house too. Like, they've always been there, obviously. - Fire alarm? - Yeah, like, you have to. - Every house has a fire alarm. - Exactly. - But it dawned on me. It's just so one of those things, it's just out of sight out of mind. And I was like, I have them too. So then I started thinking. I'm bare with me. How do fire alarms work? Now, wait, oh, now, wait. So a fire alarm, 'cause there's ones that can detect smoke. - Yes. - And then they can also detect carbon monoxide, which is like the silent invisible killer, right? - Yeah. - So my thought, especially on the carbon monoxide front, if carbon monoxide slithers its way up and hits that. How is a, how does that work? How does it tell me that it's carbon monoxide? Is there a nose inside of there? Is it smelling it? - That's the best question I've ever heard of. - Yes, it is, it's it, it doesn't make sense. (clapping) It doesn't make sense. - No, it's a true truth. - I said that there's people. - Which crap. - There's little bit, there's, it's, which crap. - It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it has to be. 'Cause I get smoked, because you can see smoke. - But not even smoke, because if you can see it, then what does it have eyes? - Talk to me. - Talk to me. - Yeah, that makes sense. It could have a camera or like a radio sensor for, for visuals. Like a laser. - A laser. - 'Cause there's lasers that can detect smoke. - Oh, so I get that. - So carbon monoxide. - Now carbon monoxide. - Silent and visible. - It's silent but deadly, like a fart. - Like a Dow SPD, silent but deadly. But think about it, it's going in there, and it goes off. 'Cause that happens all the time. Like carbon monoxide leak, like a gas leak. - Hopefully not all the time. - Well, I'm saying it not all the time, but it happens. - Yeah, it happens. - Your fire alarm will go off. You look around, there's no flame in sight. - Wow. - Wow. - I mean, you evacuate. - You evacuate, you get the hell out of there. - Yeah. - And you call your local law enforcement. But still evacuate. - I'm like, does that fit, yeah, yeah, definitely forget that. - Don't just sit there and wait. - You're just like, yeah, I'll see you when you get here. (laughing) - That was bad. - Um, okay, let me try to break this down. - Please, please, does it have a nose, does it have skin? - Okay. - How does it know? It can't have eyes, your laser technology, 'cause it's invisible. - It's like periodic table type. - Dude, it's unreal. Unbelievable. - Dude, there's literally no answer. You can come up with. - That is, that is trippy. - I literally, smoke makes sense 'cause there's lasers. I get lasers. - I'm not sure if I'm buying on that laser, big guy. - I don't know what you mean by the laser situation. - Carbon monoxide. - Dude, silent, invisible. - But that goes on. - Is it, it's like a scratching sniff movie. - You don't see anything, but. - Oh my God, you're there. - It's like a 5DX movie. - It's 5DX, and you're getting hit with all sorts of, you're in the movie. You look, the credits at the end, it says your name. - Wow. Cameron, Michael, Kennedy. - Wow. - Dude. - I'm smoking what I've been smoking. - Yeah, I was sitting there like. (clapping) - How does that work? - If I blew this right out. - Dude, that nose is gonna sniff this. - Dude, it's gonna smudge it. - It gets, it goes, eh eh eh. - Gondja, eh eh eh. - Rafa. - I'm just, but for real. - Please enlighten us. - Wow, dude, I'm literally stumped. I don't have an answer to this. I'm gonna sit in the shower, just fondling with it. And I was like, man, I'm playing with it too much. - I was like, man, I was like, wow. - Like, I said, I think I almost just passed out. - That is a fantastic question. - Have you ever looked this up? - Ah, we should. - We should. - Okay, I'm gonna look this up. - We should, look it up. - I still want, okay, that matter of fact, this is your point. I want you right now in the comments to best explain it before looking it up. So pause right now, put the comment in, how do smoke alarms work for carbon monoxide. Don't cheat. - Okay, let's see. - Then we're gonna see who has the best answer. - Let's see, let's see what it says. It's loading, right? - Oh my god, even the internet is struggling. - Standard smoke alarms actually don't detect carbon monoxide. Smoke and carbon monoxide are fundamentally different. So detecting them requires completely different technology. Smoke has made a physical airborne suit particles from combustion. Carbon oxide is invisible. If a single device in your home monitors both, it's a combination of smokes like CO alarm inside the casing. There's two separate sensors. - So the sensors. - So there's a sensor. - So okay, we're talking about the sensors. How does a sensor send something that's invisible and sentless? - The sensor contains electrode, the sensor contains electrodes, submerge in a chemical solution. Oh, there's bubbles in that benefit. That makes sense. So the smell hits the bubbles. The bubbles start to pop. The pop turns on the alarm. - And they alarm with that. - Hit it! - Go pay da, go pay da, go pay da, go pay da, and go cam with a hip joint, a hip joint pocket. - But you should know pocket caps. - This episode is brought to you by Kalshi. We make predictions every single day about politics, pop culture, the economy, and the biggest stories making headlines. Kalshi, America's number one prediction market platform lets you trade those predictions in a live market. 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We actually just, we came back together. - We did it. - Now a question for you about being together. - You know what people, crazy, people are going to clip it and then they're going to leave off there. - Oh, 100%, 100%. - So here's another question. - Now I saw this. - I saw this a lot of questions. - I saw this on my for you page. - Yeah, I'm just saying it. - On your FYP. - On my FYP, my FYP, I want a FYP, I want a FYP. - I want a FYP, on my FYP. - Shine bright like a cowboy. - I just said, "Shine bright like a cowboy." - I don't know why this always makes me blush. - Well beautiful like I'm winning the sky. Shine bright like a cowboy. Shine bright like a cowboy, beautiful. Like a cowboy's in the sky. - Thank you. - I choose to become one. - Okay, straight to it. - Yeah. - We're both going to answer this question. - Sure. - I think it should be pretty awesome. - You get to pick any of your friends. - Yeah. - To spend an entire week with in one room. One room. No wifi, no phones, no entertainment, no electricity. You're just in a room. - Okay. - Purely vibes. - Yes. - If you last an entire week, y'all split $10 million evenly. - Oh. - If at any given point, you leave. You leave with absolutely nothing. - Okay. - We're going to answer this on three. Who you would bring. Just say the friend. - Okay. - That's easy. Okay. - Yeah. - One, two, three. - Yeah. - I'm sorry, I did not think you were going to pick. - I did not. - Oh. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - That's so quick. So quick, I did not, I could have been, I literally told my wife last night. I said, oh, I'm going to ask this. I did not think you were going to pick. - You didn't think I was going to pick you? - I thought you were going to pick me.
- I'm gonna pick Sarah. - I don't have any other friends, Kim. I don't have friends. - I dude, okay, okay, okay, hey, I can salvage this. Hold on now. - Why? - I can salvage this. - Why did you not pick me? - So I went with Ryan. I went with Ryan. I'd say 30% on my heart's palpitating. I think 30% of my answer was based on, I didn't think you were gonna pick me. Now, the other 70% is-- - I have no other friends. So you did that knowing you were gonna hurt me. You did that to hurt me. - I did not do that to hurt you. I thought a partner can definitely classify, I would not pick with it, by the way, I pick Ryan. I stand firm on the right. Now, I thought you were gonna go Sarah out. It wouldn't sting as bad, I'm sorry. 30% was because I thought you were gonna go Sarah. 70% is I do truly believe, after 48 hours, you'd be miserable to be with. I think it'd be pretty rough. I think it, oh. - So now I'm miserable to be around? - No, Liz, don't, you're not, don't you-- - You do this to hurt me? - No, you know this, stop, you get this sad boy sh*t out of here. - You literally just said you're not picking me and I'm miserable to be around. - After 48 hours of no phone-- - We used to live together. - No electricity, you had a phone. Your phone is surgically glued to your hand. If no phone, no entertainment. - For $10 million. - No Wi-Fi. Payton, on day three, you would try to fight me or eat me. - How long we're in there? - A week, seven days. - For $10 million, Kim. That's, p-p-p-p. - P. - That's crazy. - P. - First of all, if we were in there together, I would earn more of that $10 million than you would. - No, you wouldn't, and that's not the stipulation. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's why you're not picking me 'cause you know I would deserve more of that money 'cause I would make it a better time than you would. - Absolutely not. - Yeah, it's okay. - You would lose your, okay, let's-- - No, I wouldn't, knowing there is $10 million. - Payton, you would lose your mind. - No, I wouldn't. For $10 million, Kim, I would do-- - Name something, I would do it for $10 million right now. - Yep, name it. - No, you can't, first off, it's $5 million. You'd only get $5 million. - You said $10 million. - It's $10 million, but we're splitting it evenly. - Now we're not. - Oh, yeah, we are. - No, we're not. 'Cause I would earn more of the $10 million. - You didn't make the rules. We got gifted this chance. - Well, I guess we'll never know. I thought I was Ryan. (laughing) - Two days after, two days of just vibes. What, how many-- - You're not a vibe, I'm a vibe. - What are you gonna do? - You want people to help pick you, your non-funds up. That's why you want Ryan, me and Ryan are fun. You're not fun. You'd be the one holding the whole group down. Oh, dude, this is so, I can't, I can't do any, I might be clicking and I might be making beats. You'd literally be like this in the corner. - Get me out of here, get me out of here. Remind me of the 10, tell me everything. I can buy you $5 million. Do you get me out of here? - It's crazy. - Ah, where is it, where is it? Oh, sad boy face my butt. - Can't wait til I see edits about this. And it's like, it starts on TikTok. It's gonna start with you asking the question, you picking Ryan, you saying I'm miserable and then it's gonna go to a black and white silhouette of all of the mean things you've ever said to me and me having bad reactions. And then all the comments under it are gonna say, it is really crazy how cam treats Peyton. I can't wait to see the TikTok. - Relax Christopher Nolan, you just gave him the game plan to make the best like villain arc at it. - I don't know. - That is, and you're playing the sad boy act. - I'm not playing it, it is offensive. It is horrible. - Get this out of your voice, this out of your voice. - I am not playing it, it is offensive. Oh no, he's a liar, no, no, he is such a lie. Look, when he does this with his big lips and he goes, oh now my lips are big. - Now I have big nasty lips. - Oh wow, what are you gonna do, make monkey noises next? - Wow, what else, what else? - Hey, I'll give you this, if anyone ever wants to go down the pathway of dark arts and manipulation, and now I'm manipulative. I'm just, how are you reacting big to me? You're the one calling me these things. 'Cause you're not admissible to be around. - After 48 hours of no tech knowledge. - I'm miserable to be around, I'm a big nasty gross lips. - I never said gross or nasty you're adding. - What else did you say? - I said you're manipulative. - I'm manipulative. - That's just, factual, you called me homoerotic. - No, I did not. - What else am I? - No, you're beautiful. And I think, I do think we could win. - I don't even wanna do this with you. - Geez, I'm sorry. - I would hate to be locked in that thing with you for a week 'cause you'd eat all the food. - Oh no, no, no, no, I'd be good. I'd be good. I'd be good. It'd be hard. No, I'd be miserable too after a certain point. I do think, I just think I would be less inclined to like tech and all that stuff. Like you said, I could just play with my fingers and snap it stuff and take a little bit. And you'd be, it'd be like a shutter island after a couple days. I mean, it'd be bad, bro, it'd be bad. - Well, hopefully somebody in the comments knows my worth and my life and finds value in me. And I would love if somebody in the comments would put, if they would like to be stoked with me in a room for a week. - Oh, somebody please put that in the comments. - It's okay, I would love for somebody to make me feel like I am important. - Production, yeah, we need the fake tears. We need the mist gun over here right now. We're getting to the climax and seeing let's get it, fake tears in three, two, hold by it and go. - Dude, that's a common thing that you've done on tour this whole time is making fun of me. - Oh, now it's the whole summer. - And one question, let's do the whole summer. - And make me feel less than, and if you want to see more of the recap where we talk about that, it came out last week on Patreon, the whole leg to tour recap is available on our Patreon. - Wow. - Any tear, you can't just join the Patreon for free and get it, you just get any tear membership and you get the Patreon exclusives that come out every single week. And the quality of that came out last Friday for our top tier members and there's going to be a Patreon exclusive that comes out this week that maybe we'll address some of the-- - Now there's allegations. - It's not allegations, it's pure fact. I mean, it's written in the stars. That's why after-- - No, we're astronomers. - And can I say, after the Dallas show, Camson called for me and not him. So that did happen. - You know what, babies, the pee. - Babies know good hearts, it's kind of like dogs. - Oh yeah. - That's why dogs grow out of you. - No, dogs love me, dogs love me. - You hate dogs. - No, I don't. - Name a single dog that you like that's not interconnected to you personally. - Like another name of a random dog I've seen that I like? - Like you won't touch random dogs. You don't-- - No, I don't want to touch other people's animals. - I will scratch your boxes, hind in the middle of the street. - Yeah, 'cause you don't understand consent. - Thank you guys for coming to this episode of The Usido Podcast. He found out a lot about Gam Cosby. Whenever you're walking down the street, hide your dog. He's touching his hind end without asking. 'Cause he loves dogs. - I never said, never said, but that I didn't know. - What do you want me to do? I just love dogs. - I said come here, dog. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you like that? Oh, oh, oh. - Yeah, get us out of here, man. Get us out of here. What's the code? - He's the word, he's the best. - And on the worst. - No, I don't know what's the best. Maybe live big lips, homerotic, miserable to be around. Too dark. - What else is it? - Part of the guy, I never said homerotic. I never said that, or too dark now. He's the best person ever. I love him so, so, so much. Not the best person ever. That's Ryan. - We would just not win that $10 million. Anyway, I would win it. 'Cause I would be fine to be in a room with you. You would hate, you'd leave. - Oh, yeah, I'd call it, I'd call a quits. Oh my god, you know, as soon as the camera's cut, I'll punch him in the face. - And he's gonna hit me. - He's gonna, he's gonna touch my dog and appropriately. He's gonna hit me and I'm, appreciate you coming back in episode 228 of the, you should know podcast, we absolutely love you. 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