Telluride Bush Support Group | Son of a Boy Dad #410

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We are in the Chicago office. We're joined by the esteemed members. A very important day. We have all of Telluride Bush's upper management. We have the C-suite of Telluride Bush in the building right now, and what better time to have Telluride Bush after we've found him. After we found out that you guys make $9,999,999 a year between the three of you, and we're going to find out right now who makes what. I don't want to be here at all. This is a get in trouble podcast. This is what this is. This is a gotcha podcast. It's not a gotcha, it's a get got, and we often get ourselves got. Francis, they said that I'm dipping everybody in hot water. They were mad at me, too, for not removing the noose from Harry's neck. It's like, well, what do you want me to do? I didn't know he was building a gallows and the whole thing. Francis gets in hot water more than anybody. I'm a bag of tea. I'm a little tea bag. You two are lifeguards. You let Harry drown last episode. I won't let that stand. That is nonsense. You look the other way. You look the other way, and you let him dig a hole. We don't know what is his confidential information. We were asking. I just said, how's the bush? All of it. Everything now. You can't say anything anymore. I don't talk about work anymore. Yeah, might as well cut the pod right now. Oh, no. It's a gag order? Yeah. No, we could give Harry a pool floaty to save himself, and he would just fucking stab it. He'd keep on talking. Yeah, he did go rogue. He went full rogue. Yeah, I went rogue. It was tough. Yeah. It was tough. I don't know what. I really don't know what I was thinking. I think I was thinking, podcast is almost over. Can't wait to go home. You're like, fill some air. What are the thoughts? I'm going for it. Right behind my tongue. Yeah. I'll talk a little bit about the inner workings of bush, and then I guess, yeah, I watched it back. The crazy thing was, the next day, the entire day, I told you guys, kept coming into my head, and I kept on being like, maybe I should text Tyler and have him cut that. Oh, you thought about it? Yeah. Like 15 times. That's usually a pretty good sign. Yeah, and then I was- Anytime I've had that thought, I'm like, yeah, if I'm worried- I said, what slur? I feel like every time I do that, I'm always overreacting. Yeah. And then this time, I was not. When I watched the clip back on Viva La Stool or whatever- I never watched it. It was the first time I was seeing it. I was like, oh my God, Sass is saying too much. Why is he saying all this? I wasn't in the room. And then you two are sitting there like investigators, like, so what does that mean? Yeah. I was watching it. Yeah. It's interesting information. I didn't know that you guys were about to have. Why don't we just. Can you explain what happened a little bit? Yeah. I can explain it in the most vague way possible, but- Yeah. Yeah. What happened was, well, we were doing Boy Dad, tough episode of Boy Dad as well. We can talk about that. It was just a really, really tough day for me. What do you mean? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday were probably three of the worst days I've had in a while. What? Just a really, really bad three days. What are you talking about? Well, I mean, the Boy Dad, we clearly didn't have a lot to talk about. We're all going to Chicago. We knew we were all. It was like, we had a bunch of shit coming up. Everyone was getting back from stuff. We didn't have a lot to talk about. The Trump glass rant was maybe a little bit much. Maybe we didn't need to talk about it for 45 minutes. And then- I don't even remember what we said. You guys didn't say anything. I was just kept on digging the hole into the Trump glass. It was once you had set that precedent, there was no digging you out of any holes that you had. No. I don't even know what I was arguing. You were on a war path to nothing, to nowhere. Yeah. I don't know. I wasn't trying to accomplish anything. There was nothing to accomplish. And then after that. So then at that point, all the Boy Dad fans are like, "Sass sucks. We hate him now." And then leading into that, I go into the Bush thing, where then I get Jerry and Mook in trouble. Austin's in trouble. The fans are furious. The players are mad at me. The players. The players are like. They're saying I terrorized- They said, "Sass nuked the Bush." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. I was just getting it from every angle. Every angle. Every angle. Oh, no. Yeah. Just some inside lingo, Ronan Francis. They like to say fries. Yeah. It's fries. It's fries. It's fries. Well, that means you're working at McDonald's. Yeah. They all say this year. They'll be like, "It's fries after. If we don't win this tournament, it's fries." Oh, I love that. Yeah. That's the best one I've heard. Yeah. It's pretty cool, right? That's so much better than the other one they do. What's the other one? GG's? No. Checked? Checked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. What does that mean? He needs to die. Oh, okay. Sometimes they wake up and they just text the groom. They're like, "Somebody shoot me." Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even see my lingo. That seemed straightforward. Yeah. That didn't seem like slang. They're very. I don't know what the word is to use, because I was watching the Counterstrike Major this weekend. I was thinking the same thing. I don't know if it's all esports players or what, but they're abnormally sensitive. Yeah. They're entire. Wait. Your team is. I'm going to stop you right here because I feel like you're about to say something that's going to have. Say something bad. No. I'm not saying them specifically, but it's all gamers. It seems like they go from being in a good place to a really bad place really fast. Yeah. If one thing happens, they're like, "It's over." That's why they're friends with Jerry. Yeah. Because Jerry's like that too. Because Jerry's the same way. Jerry does the same thing. Jerry comes in the office and shuts down. It's a bad day. Terrible day. Yeah. I'm out of here. Just drive walking this morning. I walked in this morning and I was like, just sat down. Mook walks in. He's like, "Yo, can I get you for like a little Instagram story?" I'm like, "Nah." Bush is dead. Bush died last night. Last night? That's every day. Every day. Every day I come in here, I'm like positive attitude. I got sunlight. Then Jerry just goes, "I'm going back to Jersey. It's over. It's all done." Yeah. It dies daily. It dies daily. Yeah. Explain if someone's just watching this episode as a one-off, explain what you said and what hot water it got you. Yeah. I'm going back to Jersey. It's over. It's all done. It dies daily. It's over. It got you in. You said you wanted to be in charge of your own budget. Well, we're not going to get into all that. We're. Look. I just want to explain. Look what you're doing. Look what you're doing right now. He's already out there. He's tying the cinder blocks onto my ankles right now. He literally 45-pound plates. Yeah. That's so ridiculous. There you go with the one-of-a-kind. No, but hold on a second. Hold on a second. We don't talk about that. We don't talk about this. We don't. Fundamentally, you guys didn't really tell us which part of it was so bad. We don't have to talk about it if- I briefly explained it in the other room, but it was like the reason it was bad was because, A, it was supposed to be a private conversation, B, we had the conversation with Austin right after we recorded Son of a Boy Dad, and the meeting went very well. We were all like, "We're all on the same page. We get it now." Got some clarity. Yeah. We got some clarity. We're just going to put our heads down and grind for the rest of the year. Well, I know it must have gone well if you say that a meeting went well. We all left that meeting. I think that cleared up a lot of things. We're all in a good space now. Because you do 14 meetings a day. Yeah. There's a lot of meetings. He has 14 meetings. Why? Yeah. Your appraisal of a good meeting- I can gauge a good meeting. No one has more meeting experience than you do. No. I'm big into meetings. You're like an ambassador. Yeah. Yeah. Like an Indian chief. You are. That meeting went well. But then, maybe a little peek behind the curtain, after the meeting, what's everybody's moods? You know what I mean? After the meeting, everyone's moods is like, "Hey, that makes sense." We're probably going to be, next year, probably fully funded and not have to worry about any budget at any major. Going into the year next year, we're probably going to be like, "Hey, this is the Bush's budget for the year." For the year. the concrete plan in place this year we're running around like chickens with their heads cut off next season we're organized yeah that's what like our big concern was like we don't want to have to do this like are we going to get the funding or not and then austin pretty much said like we're gonna have a meeting at the end of the year go over everything and decide that yeah and then the clip came out obviously from viva la stool or whatever which one posted it neely boy neely boy yeah neil neil posted those are the those are the cinder block people we're not the cinder block guys those are the lifeguards who are fucking sleeping on the job you have no idea you guys asked me why i nuked my twitter why i why i fried my twitter with neil uh and it was because i just didn't want those people to be able to tag me anymore yeah i deleted an account that had i had grown over nine years to three hundred thousand you're still off twitter you deleted the full account completely gone oh wow he didn't private it how's it feel no like zero difference not positive not negative just doesn't i don't know it doesn't matter yeah oh no i'm not you know watching a uh a transsexual be run over by oh no and we sent him that screen recording coffee jay's so much worse without the fucking a stimulus of you know a firing squad murdering a child yeah in fucking abu dhabi or something yeah twitter's a really bad place you missed a good one this week of a russian dude who beats up an old man in an elevator i don't know if any of you guys caught that i saw one of a bunch of dudes that they threw a guy off a building did you see this one and they found out that he wasn't like tethered into the bungee it was a woman that was a girl it was a woman and it was off of a cliff yeah that one i watched and i was your instagram story no that morning she's like who the hell is letting me jump off a bridge that was on her instagram wow yeah that's what you're missing you're missing you're missing heat yeah i saw that i watched that video and then i was like what the fuck was that and then i read the caption and i was like oh okay so did i just watch someone die pretty much that was what that was yeah i've fixed that by the way how i'm on tit twitter now you bookmark a couple titties and they start feeding you more titties that could be that can be a darker place yeah because that could turn into dick twitter quick yeah i've got a couple dicks yeah what do you mean like uh sex dicks or just like just raw penis oh penis so you can't scroll in public then no no no no i can't scroll like even if i'm on stream and i pull up my twitter i have to like do it off screen and then yeah search really but it's better than guys that are guys dying it's definitely better than yeah yeah you're definitely yeah i could see you mook being like you want your phone the second you queue it up to have some kind of dicks dicks and boobs you smut you're a big smut guy yeah dicks you're a smut guy not some dicks dicks is crazy the dicks are collateral the dicks are the cost of the booze you catch a dick yeah you don't yeah you're not like hunting dick you just catch a dick it just wanders into your trap hunting tits oh yeah you're not like hunting dick you just catch a dick yeah you're not like hunting tits and then dick's fault yeah exactly that's your tax yeah you're they're saying tits are back yeah yeah that one girl who's that one girl with the tits well she's like a craze she's like a superhero name she just walked a red carpet and she has um do you know who i'm talking about she just walked the red carpet describe her tits it might make it easier oh she's the australian girl for the sports illustrated swimsuit see oh she's unbelievably good looking i've never seen anything like her i don't know her where did she come from jubblies is how i just seen the world cup they're showing international titties like for the world cup so it's like a good time for tits good yeah what is it she has like a cool name yeah she has like a cool different name how'd you catch wind of her um you know newspaper i was a little magazine got a little scent it was a little down standing downwind yeah you know i said oh my god does that smell like tits yeah sprinkle some grass in the air 30 yards north did you find did you find her i tried i hit three scrolls i couldn't find her i found other tits not her tits i never see tits on the timeline now never why never i don't know why i just never i don't know i'm not a tick guy that's probably why your ass yeah like i don't know what to do with the tit you know what i mean it's like if they're on top it's like do i suck it do i touch it and i'm like you go to suck and sometimes you miss it's like oh what am i doing you missed and you missed the nipple you know what i mean it's like it's just dealer's choice though nothing like getting a whole mouthful of tits you know what i mean it's like it's just dealer's choice though nothing like getting a whole mouthful of tits you know nothing like getting a whole mouthful of tits you know what i mean it's just dealer's choice though nothing like getting a whole mouthful of meat yeah meat no nip just just it's like kissing a wall there was i knew it was where i'm my eye mouth coordination is not what it used to be i'm with you on that yeah yeah it's like being a baby you gotta grab it it's really a two-hand thing like you're drinking a bowl of soup which one you touch too like what am i going left or right yeah it's oh because you have paralysis by analysis you're like there's so much to do here so many options exactly do i bite it do a nibble on it you know what i mean i don't know what to do so everything's going good with the bush at this point like before the clip comes out everything was good before the clip comes out and then the clip comes out and then where's everybody's head out from there yeah really bad yeah yeah who's who's the worst jerry gets me right i mean i call i got a call from mook and jerry and to be honest i didn't really even know like i didn't know there's going to be any backlash to that i didn't know there was going to be any backlash to that right to bush right um there was lots yeah yelling from what i've heard from whom can't say won't say austin whoa no austin yelled at who no no no no no no nope we're gonna move on nope we're just gonna move right no austin yelled at you guys no weights no weights on my fucking jerry talk to us a little bit about this uh bears stadium what is going on with the bears austin yelled at you guys i didn't say that that's so crazy no that's hilarious that you think he heard him and i'm sure if he did he probably had a good reason to yes yes of course but i don't think he would ever do something like did any of you guys talk to dave directly or it was just dave tweeted out twice dave just tweeted out dave tweeted that you guys are rich it's like you guys all each make 333 000 that's good yeah that's terrible that doing that math fucked me up fucked me up good i mean i was doing i was doing algebra yeah because you're like i know what a equals exactly so what is b and c equal i was doing five figures plus x plus y equals seven yeah they were even talking about it on the call duty broadcast yeah the seven figure team yeah that's tough that was tough isn't that usually like the players too would be worth seven figures oh now the players think we're like saudi yeah that's the biggest that's the biggest problem because we've been trying to get it across to them for the last since dow look at the first tournament we did was dallas dallas we went too crazy we treated them like they were literally like princes oh yeah just buying them everything they wanted like what like like burgers going out to get dinner for them like all this shit it cost thousands of dollars medicine medicine hard drugs no actual medicine like actual like tylenol and shit yeah benadryl you're saudi because you got them big yeah they were all sick bro we had the whole weekend we were just driving around getting them they had sass running to walgreens multiple times yeah like it was not one of them was actually sick they were just stocking their medicine cabinets for later since they knew you guys were suckers yeah yeah it'd be like late at night they'd be like yo i'm craving some cookies right now yeah literally we'd be like all right yeah well like your pledges at a fraternity yeah just like all right yes sir whatever you need sir yeah because we thought like we pretty much thought like that's what they needed to perform well and we've been trying to find like a fine line between that of like obviously we're gonna help them out with dinner and stuff but like yeah maybe if you need tylenol like you can go get some tylenol like stuff like that yeah and then that tweet from dave set that back months oh yeah because now they're under the impression that we're all millionaires yeah yeah and you can't you guys can't differentiate too like mook you're gonna have to be spending a bunch of money on tylenol oh yeah mook's gonna have to be a millionaire yeah i mean we got one kid's spart i remember the first major he was like i only drink at the setup i only drink uh sweet tea with no sugar though and i was like where do you even find yeah we had to we were we were flying around town how can you make sweet tea exactly unsweetened went to four different walgreens yeah couldn't find it i found it yeah so uh it was bad it was bad for a little bit it's bad now it's still bad there's now the thing with something new yeah i mean we're like in discord like every day every night to like two in the morning just trying to figure out what to do our new player wants me to pay his rent yeah that was crazy he's like so like what are you guys gonna do to cover my rent i was like i can't cover my rent like let me pay mine first yeah that's that's not that can't happen yeah have you guys thought about maybe roping in francis to be part of this thing yeah you know what i mean jesus christ of course yeah i got nothing hey son of a boy dad listeners we'll be right back but first a quick message from one of our partners hey alabama stella blue coffees new canned lattes are here and in a store near you crafted with 100 colombian coffee each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup stella blue cans are for those always on the go and for those who care stella blue is more than just great coffee it's about giving back i named the brand after my rescue dog stella who inspired our mission to help more dogs find their forever homes every purchase supports animal rescue organizations so when you drink stella blue you're not just fueling your day you're saving a dog's life try the new cans today head to our store locator on stellabluecoffee.com and sign up to redeem a buy one get one free offer all right now back to the episode so harry and i we had an interesting morning to say the least this is fucking hysterical we were supposed to come in today and harry by virtue of living now five minutes from la guardia airport has decided that he will effectively the plane won't leave until he gets there pretty much is the way he sees it um so you know i woke up very early we had an 8 30 a.m flight and got an immediately saw that our flight had been canceled so then cancel full cancel full cancel yeah and uh then should be illegal should be illegal they shouldn't be allowed to do that that's absolute um so then we're scrambling to find another flight and ron and i are going back and forth on our chat with harry this is 5 50 a.m yeah it's 5 50 a.m but i'm like should we book this that harry i know harry's not gonna the flight's 8 30 harry's not gonna wake up until 7 45 yeah so i'm now like i'm like booking harry a flight we're gonna we're like talked about that all of this is you know getting kind of we're not sure what to do i had booked another flight initially thinking but this is before i decided you guys are booking flights i sent i sent francis none of the travel coordinators none of the travel coordinators were awake what'd you say you guys are like like a well-oiled machine nobody's booking your guys flight didn't care that for you nobody's awake yeah it's it was you know it's 6 a.m here caitlin walker if 5 a.m in chicago yeah good point uh and caitlin walker bless her heart has lost all faith in me yeah uh she well because of him what did i do oh the first class stuff bingo yeah yeah she thinks that i'm like uh like scheming hannibal lecter yeah yeah like if i'm getting on a plane there needs to be shackles and fucking armed guards and there needs to be government approval and like oversight on a level i literally like we were in ireland and we decided to come home a day early and like everyone switched their flights and like all those guys were like yeah just put us on this one and then i like texted her and i was like yeah we're all switching our flights and she was like i need express written approval from rigs that you're allowed to do that oh you got that two-step verification double factor off and again you need a signed note this is totally understandable from caitlin walker i think she was given a directive that i am like uh guantanamo like truly the the hoops through which one must jump i wonder when austin gave her that directive that's up that's between you and austin between austin and god um anyway the point is literally i walked in today to the office and there i was starving we were starving i was saying to you as we walk in let's go get sandwiches let's go get sandwiches and we walk in and there's seven gigantic boxes of sandwiches and i immediately walked in and i was like oh my god thank god sandwiches and caitlin goes not for you really and i was like oh why not she's like well not yet we'll see lose you for the dozen players yeah and i'm not here for the dozen and then big cat to his you know credit came in and was like here just split a turkey with me and he broke off half a turkey for me in front of caitlin he was like you can have a bite yeah yeah she's just doing her job i i don't i don't want to dog caitlin walker i love her but uh there's it is funny how much i am like somehow breaking sandwich laws and faa regulations at the same time that's why i ordered the food today i knew that yeah 12 players played in the dozen this morning and there were maybe 400 sandwiches that's what i was thinking like how hungry are these how hungry are these food goes quick oh yeah yeah janitors are pocking and everything yeah yeah it seemed late at night parents are taking it home to their kids we got guys freezing sandwiches around here steven j eats like the leftovers like six days oh yeah really every day he's my that's unhealthy like we'll have like sunday football and then like next sunday but oh shit there's wings from last week still here and they'll just eat the wings that's crazy yeah he's a big leftover he heats it yeah how do you even reheat wings like that microwave you microwave wings from a week old he nukes them oh my god he's rubber i mean it's like four minutes in the microwave their bone there's to start they're on the bone and by the end they're boneless wings i thought that asian people are the best at reheating stuff i thought that asian people were the masters of a walk you throw something in a walk you put a little oil in a walk or something like that spanish are good too yeah spanish yeah they should be pretty good you always got to bring you know i love the spanish i know you do but like we're not competing we're not doing asia versus mexico right now as far as i can tell they're not in the same group on the world cup um but we ended up having a crazy morning and uh harry and i by the way i texted him and i was like hey i'm driving to the airport i want me to pick you up and he was like haha man i don't know i just said it's up to you i live five minutes in the airport and i'm like you're right that is really gay that i offered to do that and uh i'm gonna go and meet you there so we finally get to the airport and uh we take off you guys have to fly into milwaukee we have to fly to milwaukee every single flight into chicago is booked or canceled today every seat on every flight they're offering 2500 for people on my flight to take a different flight caitlin walker booked them all up for the flight to take a different flight caitlin walker booked them all up for the dozen yeah yeah yeah booked every flight and so me and francis are texting at five in the morning being like hey should we call harry and see if he can get on one of these other flights you try to book him on a united or an american trying to get any other and we're like i don't want to bother him because i feel like you'd be angry if we like started well i was reading the texts at that point and then you said start spamming and that's when i replied and said i'm awake that is such that we're like discussing the best options for you and you're just reading them being like i wonder if they'll get it right i wonder should i oh i'm not gonna get my frequent flyer miles better for me to enjoy as soon as i checked in i was i tried to see if they had first class and then i they didn't yeah so we finally ended up we flew to milwaukee we got in an uber from milwaukee this is the only way to do it and um surprisingly not that far it wasn't like an hour and a half yeah pretty nice there was no traffic either but we didn't take the standard we had like stop lights the whole way i don't know if you noticed i did notice i don't know where we were no but it wasn't so bad no it was easy and um in the uber i had to take a call from my accountant where i was telling i you know and i'd be totally transparent about your team yeah i had i had i got hit with a second quarter estimate federal and state tax bill for the quarter two of 2026 that was so fucking high because they're basing it off of my earnings from last year when i won 350 000 in the internet invitational and they're like surely you'll make more this year you're doing great we're betting on you francis i'm like i'm never gonna win that fucking tournament again are you out of your mind that's what i said i said it's gonna suck when you gotta call them and tell them you want it again yeah i'll be happy to make that call yeah the irs is betting on you yeah the irs is like we know francis is good as hell it is tough they they make these estimated you know tax sort of assessments based on your earnings from the previous year and uh and then it's like well in theory if i don't make that much they'll send me it back or i can put it forward but i don't i don't fuck with that have the money you pay each quarter you can do like estimates yeah yeah i do estimated yeah tax payments each quarter do that end of the year do you ever get banged with like a big one last year was bad really yeah really bad you owed him a lot uh yeah a lot well he's eight tenths of the million dollars this year was good i don't know how yeah you said that like i got off the phone like look you hear that yeah i was throwing up out the window you got some back i was like you see how much money i made i'm getting money back it's like well i do i do do like head of household uh i got the two kids so like i also my fiance is it fiance right sure okay cool i don't know i don't know your situation no i get confused on the uh like is the girl the fiance or is the guy the fiance no they all both are but for you i think it would be fianceta yeah my fianceta so like i claim her too as like a dependent because like she doesn't work so i think that helps out a lot but i did the same thing last year so i think that helps out a lot but i did the same thing last year but i made more money this year i made less money last year and owed so much this year i made like way more money and maybe you overpaid you got you got a rebate of this year that was his salary right close to it because you're claiming your fiance fianceria i don't know i still don't know how taxes work here's a tip for you guys you want to pay less in taxes make less yeah it's true yeah fine yeah true that's what my old account used to say whenever i'd be like this is how much i owe he's like so you're complaining you made too much money this year i fired him yeah i couldn't do it by the way people i used to do a joke where i would say i started doing a joke where i said you know people talk about being jealous in relationships i don't get jealous anymore and the way that you can avoid jealousy in relationships is date people you don't like very much yeah that is smart that is really not smart don't have strong feelings for a person they can do whatever they want no jealousy bubbles won't bother you so you're in this high level conversation in the cab on the way down talking to your finance people yep what how did it land were you listening in on the conversation a little bit but not fully you know i had it on speaker i wanted him to hear everything yeah flex on the boy a little bit i would never uh driver was swerving here in the numbers he was like yeah he put in a call for a hostage situation yeah our two whales our driver was russian and it it occurred to me was he yeah either russian or you know he's trying to get you down here quick fucking ukrainian something like that right but here's something that occurred to me right so historically uh obviously we've had a lot of problems with the russians in america and if you look back on history and the times where we've been at odds with different countries right like let's say japan and world war ii japanese americans faced incredible amounts of oh yeah like prejudice and racial hate violence all this stuff during that time right even during fucking kovid chinese people were getting you know beaten up in the streets all that stuff thrown off of uh track tracks yeah by the way mook found the boobs girl yeah penny lane just got it penny lane he's just got it live it's not even closed it's just sitting open on a loop he wants to give her the clicks it's keeping it's keeping me at ease right yeah yeah this is his fidget spinner they're bouncing but i'm going to say this is his fidget spinner they're bouncing but i'm going to say this is his fidget spinner they're bouncing but i'm going to say i was going to say though that like and i'm sure i'm wrong about this i can't remember at least in my lifetime in spite of renewed animosity with russia a time where you know i've seen a clip of someone finding out that someone was russian on the street or whatever and being like get out of here you fucking dirty rusky rusky and i think that's because we fear them i don't know if it's that or if it's well i'll tell you two things first of all i don't know if it's that or if it's one i'm going to tell you it's because they're white that's the big one no i don't want to say i actually wondered i wondered that too yeah i wondered that no one's gonna see someone be like oh my god that person's slightly paler than i am let's get them yeah they're they're scary white people they're scary white people yeah exactly yeah and nothing is scarier than that now yeah they're foreign whites you know yeah yeah and uh so that's the first thing i think they can hide in plain sight too they could be like yeah exactly for a while there was uh my barber shop is all russians and when all this shit happened with russia they all pretended to be ukrainian yeah oh yeah that was a big thing they all just they can switch they switch yeah exactly northeast philly ton of russians right russian or ukrainians right both ways and they'll just lie about it for a little bit that's crazy after but even after uh to your point after september 11th like everybody hated brown people yes it was uh everybody was anti-brown people and it didn't matter if you were from afghanistan or iran or whatever or like india which is like very different no it didn't matter it's just like if you're yeah exactly whole different type of race i i hated brown people for a while but that was just before way before it's just because we played them every year and i'm like you guys are barely in ivy the fuck out of here oh hermione goes to did she go to brown she did don't they not have grades at brown or some like absolute bullshit i think the whole school is like pass fail it may well be it's certainly the most progressive i think there's the ivy league school where everybody kills himself cornell cornell yeah really right yeah everybody well it's in like the middle of nowhere right up all the way up in ithaca new york uh the weather's horrible it's very remote and they have these gorges they got nets from which you can jump yeah successfully they got nets now i think yeah wow similar to like the the golden gate yeah the stress from school and shit yeah probably i think so and you know again it's cornell it's like barely in ivy it's like school is just a waste you're gonna go all the way up there to get like it is i think it is because school used to mean that you were guaranteed if you went to college you were guaranteed to be in like management oh yeah you were guaranteed to be like the guy in charge and then everybody got in and now the quality of people at most schools who are professors like they can't be that much smarter than a student they're just staying a chapter ahead i mean people are going to college like six years getting out making like 55 000 right and they're and they're 400 000 in debt i was on crack making more than that i was like had an active crack addiction selling weed and making like 55 people really don't don't notice how much you can like make while you're on crack like you can you can make you know you lose everything but like you can lose everything so he's like oh i've i've let it let the secret out yeah i gotta go back to the narrative no it's bad it's bad yeah it's actually bad it ruins your life hunter biden i mean there's probably some crack charlie sheen there's probably some crack addicts who like and that's got to be the toughest way you don't even have to grind for your crack yeah it just shows up on your doorstep oh yeah by the way okay there's an instagram account hunter by it's his son it is his son yeah and he's got like the show and he's got like looking for my dad exactly i think it's is it not his nephew oh i think it's just it's his son yeah because i this guy like followed me and i'm like oh my god v hunter biden yeah yeah he like replied to like he like likes my stories all the time i think yeah him too and and finally he messaged me one day and i'm like hey man we we love you yeah he's a character oh yeah we'd love to i said the same thing i was like if you ever want to come on the pod and uh he was like i think you're thinking of my dad or uncle or whatever jerry how much fun is hunter body having right now right now he's been sober for a while but doing crack and hook has got to be a ball yeah i was like yeah see i was the opposite like i never got to experience that like there's guys out there that like smoke crack just to like jerk off for like 10 hours or get prostitutes like i was the total opposite what were you doing i did it like i i got stuck from it like i never like it's an upper but for me it did the opposite it was a downer for you yeah it was like um like i'd just be peeking out the window for like eight hours being like oh they're coming for me they're gonna kill me you know my mom's like upstairs like cooking dinner and i'm like in the bathroom that doesn't sound fun at all no yeah that sounds terrible oh yeah boy i can't wait to keep watch tonight as soon as i'm done with this work i get to get back into my my vigilance why would you keep doing it and out of the way like it's just the rush of it so he's only like a 30 second high too and then you're just on guard yeah dude like no you're re-hitting though are you yeah you have to keep doing it to like get that feeling back you know what i mean chasing yeah you're just yeah you're like chase it's like chasing an airplane bro she's doing it at home with your mom home oh yeah oh yeah dude i remember one day like she called me and like i just gotten fired from the shop right and i was begging i was like a stalker she called me and like she knew full blown like bad guy at this point hey do me a favor i forgot i'm cooking dinner tonight take out the pork chops from the freezer let them defrost i was like all right no problem now i'm now she's at work and i'm running all day i'm going i'm like walking a couple blocks in a project building every like hour to get crack and it was like 4 30. my mom gets home from work at like six it's like four thirty i'm like the pork chops it's like what do i do bro i got i went upstairs got him out the freezer sorry burning him oh this is bad she gets home from work they're like rocks and she is like you are the biggest scumbag i hate you so much you know what you're right you're trying to quick the frost it's a butane big ones yeah oh yeah you juiced up the flame yes doesn't crack smell weird uh yeah it does i mean i've gotten burned a lot too like buying fake too um you know selling a smoking sheet rock yeah yeah yeah you said you said yeah that's like the worst that's the worst dude yeah of all the dupes sheet rocks you're like oh no it's sheetrock again you can't tell when you buy it then like when you go to put it and he's like he's hit the head and it's like it's cheap you're like i'm gonna need more it's fucking cheap you're like i'm gonna need more wonder my dealer's house is falling down wonder my dealer's house is falling down wonder my dealer's house is falling down yeah yeah yeah no but it definitely i mean up my no but it definitely i mean up my no but it definitely i mean up my brain for sure oh yeah i don't even sleep brain for sure oh yeah i don't even sleep brain for sure oh yeah i don't even sleep yeah you don't sleep anymore yeah i don't yeah you don't sleep anymore yeah i don't yeah you don't sleep anymore yeah i don't sleep you said that you would go back to sleep you said that you would go back to sleep you said that you would go back to the projects every couple of hours the projects every couple of hours Why didn't you just buy enough in one go to have it scamming like you're scamming that you're trying to get the money up every fucking couple hours. Oh, so in the rich, like I don't have to get funds, but in the interim, you would get high and then go find money or you just rob somebody or like rob something, sell something. Yeah. Try to get stuff on credit. yeah it's like that's never-ending cycle you were getting scam reps that's why you're so good wow that's quick fire scams too yeah oh yeah do you so if you see somebody on the street who's like asking for money do you think do you feel like you have a pretty good sense of what which of those people are going to use that money oh you buy some drugs and you still give them the cash yeah right yeah i'm giving out big dollars too i'm gonna go have a ball here's like six two to like 320s going today most i ever gave a guy and i'll never forget it's like 250 damn you gave a homeless guy 250 that's irresponsible i've been there man yeah but oh my god that's so generous but also like why not like uh like give him 55 different times you know what i mean yeah like 250 like he can't even you know what i mean like he can't even give him like 55 different times you know what i mean that becomes another mouth to feed yeah it's a dependent i mean that's going to be the equivalent of like a disney trip yeah give a crack what the fuck is that chris smells like someone hit one you know it smells like fucking oil something's burning i just got like a crazy i got smelling gas yeah well if you smell it it can't be that dangerous right no gas is very no that's uh it was a bad one like a light like a light switch you could uh just for all no that's gas yeah something just smacked me in the glass someone knows hey son of a boy dad listeners we'll be right back but first a quick message from one of our partners stelle blue coffee's new can lattes are here crafted with 100 colombian coffee each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream and whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup stelle blue cans are for those always on the go and for those who care stelle blue is more than just great coffee it's about giving back i named the brand after my rescue dog stella who inspired 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smell it a little bit yeah it just came out bro it hit me like someone sprayed gas in my nose has that ever happened i've been in the studio a long time i never nothing i'll tell you what it doesn't smell crazy out there should we just leave the door cracked should save our lives maybe or i don't know we don't want to i'm getting hit with like a breeze right here yeah a breeze of beauty but it feels hot it feels like a little bit hot on me right here i'm not smelling it as much as i was anymore let's put it this way don't defrost any pork chops right now yeah no if you get washed through that's the devil talking to me right now you know what i mean do you want me to leave this open nah for the sound quality we don't we're all in this together just they might have just cut the cut the gas yeah sound went away the heat the heat level in the room changed too no i went from like zero to a hundred that's the devil right there yeah jerry remember that smell jare come back i'm back come back to the light side i'm good now 250 is insane that's do you give money to the homeless yeah of course yeah i like the homeless yeah a couple but a couple bucks yeah i do a couple bucks sometimes too you know what i mean like depends on what i got in the wallet or in the car i used to way more than i do now yeah when i first moved to the city it was like i'd like go back to my apartment to get cash and give it to a homeless guy and then i was walking to the stand one night i told the story before but i was walking to the the stand in union square and a homeless dude came up to me and asked me for money and i was like i don't got any cash and then he was like what about venmo wow and i was like i don't know why i was like well it's like everyone's got venmo yeah and then i opened up venmo on my phone and he took i was like what's your venmo and he took his phone and sent himself 20 bucks wow at least it was only 20 yeah he could have got you for 200 ever since then that one kind of rubbed me the wrong way so yeah a little bit more stingy i've been bringing food to the homeless they don't like that yeah they don't want that oh i don't know about that really some of the ones that i've given it to i'm also i'm also giving them like nice stuff like good beef jerky yeah that's good uh pistachios yeah because i you know i made it they don't want your almonds bro i'm telling you it it was one of those by the way it was one of those latin families uh and they they were all together okay so there's like my kids huh were there just like migrants or clearly uh i think so okay certainly in new york if there are if there's a family unit on the street together yeah they just got here yeah they just got themselves flowers and chocolate the right way to say they're asking the wrong guy latin is like i am os arum that's like the the roman emperors in victoria espuela romana they all hate each other by the way the latins oh yeah they all hate each other yeah really and they're all butted up against each other exactly colombians by the dominicans yeah yeah they hate dominicans yeah they all hate each other oh wow yeah why i don't know just how they are interesting yeah because people lump them in together and they're like actually we're like this like haitians and dominicans they share an island and they hate each other at war with each other are the haitians the ones that but the haitians aren't latin admit that they're not black i know that's dominicus i know black yeah yeah yeah but haitians aren't haitians aren't latin right they're creole french they were former french colony that's a new one for me creole hearing that for the first time like the absorbent purses on new york i would think those are haitians i in on canal street those guys are from like west african west african yes exactly that is what i was gonna say but then they they lead you to the chinese do they yeah oh they're so those they work together the chinese the old chinese ladies who like wear gloves in the daytime they're selling the fake gucci purses gotcha with the help of the ivory coast yeah yeah exactly that makes sense because i've never seen a chinese lady i've only ever seen the the ivory i have never seen the ivory coasters yeah yeah yeah i've only ever seen those guys selling tusks what would happen like if you were realistically to go over there and just steal all of the bags there's a nick shirley video where he's walking down that street and they're all like get the fuck out of here yeah they went at him are you know broken shirley yeah yeah why we talk video that you did i know i just we're friends yeah yeah well how did you know from then it's a long story never heard of this guy we uh we became uh you know nick shirley he's the guy that exposed all the uh daycares the daycares in minnesota he was like the first guy that you don't know him i'm i'm not sure that i know him you had to i'm sure i've recognized i'd recognize like change the american discourse he did like california he ended up doing canal yeah yeah he's exposing everything cool yeah but then yeah but the guy went like the people in the corner went like after his camera and swinging at him and stuff yeah his cameraman was kind of standing on it his cameraman was like spider he was like uh uh like a hispanic spider yeah and he was just like flipping them off but they kind of like beat the shit out oh yeah damn wait so why were they why were they going after him because is that what they are a hispanic spider a cucaracha a piñata it's because he walked down canal filming and they're like the fuck out of here with the cameras yeah you cannot because they were basically selling like shitty weed and fake bags and stuff it's like bro you're daylight in america no one's trying to stop you yeah yeah they don't really care anymore i feel like yeah i think if they didn't do anything it's like the strice hand effect like if they hadn't i mean what are they gonna do learn the phrase strice and i don't know it use it what is it like it's like she what she had she bought a super expensive house and she uh didn't want anyone to find out about it and then everyone found out about it when you conspicuously try to hide something and it brings more attention to it that you tried to hide it like i i learned it because i was in uh jacksonville and i was like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my and there was a girl who was clearly a hooker and she saw the camera she was like oh like no you can't film here and it's like no one would have noticed you if you hadn't had such a big reaction yeah yeah yeah and the cheetah print bag yeah yeah there was a lot of a lot of hookers out in jackson heights really at roosevelt ave where's jackson heights where's that it's in queens queens don't you live in queens yeah yeah oh wow yeah no hookers no hookers by me though you sure how do you know you checked i guess i guess you don't know maybe i'll have to bring a vietnamese queens is everything queens is really everything it's mostly uh i don't know if it's vietnamese greek yeah flushing is china town of of flushing is everything gotcha but flushing is they say flushing is like the melting pot but it's definitely mostly chinese yeah it's big it's more of it's a more like concentrated china chinatown than that's where they got the micro center they were selling fucking They were selling live crab on the streets. Buckets of live crabs. In Flushing? In Flushing. On the street. In the morning. Bam. Where do the crabs come from in the morning? Pulling them out of the Hudson. Hudson crabs. They didn't even get a chance to fish the crabs yet. Have some jet black crabs. That's nasty. You guys ever miss New York? You ever miss Jersey? You ever miss the East Coast? I miss the East Coast a lot. I miss Philly. Yeah. I do miss New York a little bit. For sure. Where did you live when you were out there? Jersey City. Moog had a rough go in New York. Oh, yeah. Terrible. Why? Because he was only there for like six months, right? I was there for six months. I lived with a random guy named Vabav. Yeah. Indian? Yeah. Indian with a white girlfriend that he would like borderline assault every night. Damn. Damn. So I just heard like abuse every day. And then, yeah, I was just sweaty the entire time. You never stepped in? You were never like, you're hurting her. It's not my fight. Yeah, no. You want to let that one be? He was like one of those Indians that was here for college and the far right got his hooks in him. Oh, really? And now he tweets just like the most racist things you could ever imagine. Really? He's a racist Indian? Yeah. Big, like, big racist. Well, actually, that's actually pretty common, I think. He's like a lot of Indian supremacists. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big thing. Indian supremacists. There's also Indian white supremacists. Oh, big time. Most white supremacists are Indian. Yeah. He thinks he's Indian. Yeah. He's white. Yeah. That's a lot of people don't know that. Yeah. He's crazy. It's true. It's nuts. Bro, if you go on Twitter and you look at like, find the most racist account you can find. Yeah. And then you go to location, always in India. Oh, yeah. Always in India. Yeah. He's like replying to Sidney Sweeney's tweets like whore. Oh, yeah. Fuck you. Piece of shit. Well, that's incel, isn't it? It's incel. And then he's saying bad things about everyone besides Indians and whites. Yeah. Well, Indians have like a caste system, so like cultural divides are built. They're built into their like national fabric. Like there's always somebody that you think you're better than if you're born in India. God. I think. It's like the Saudis. Yeah, it is. It is. What's the Saudis? I don't know much about the Saudis. I think they're better than everybody. The Saudis. Really? Yeah. At least the, like what we're dealing with. The head of, really? Jerry's got like real beef with the Saudis. You might, by the way, you might want to cool that. No, no. No, we've talked about it. I don't know if the last time we pissed off the Saudis. Yeah. Yeah. No, we know about that. We bring that up a lot. Yeah, we bring that up. Yeah. To them. We've found a way. They want my tongue and they want to like hang Jerry. They hit up MOOC and they say, we want your tongue. Yeah. We're going to take it. Yeah. That's a delicacy in Saudi Arabia. Yeah. Ginger tongue. Yeah. In Saudi, in like Arabic. Yeah. And you got to translate it. They also are big on the ha-ha's. Oh, big. Yeah. Like they'll beat one of our teams and then the replies will be like, not just like ha-ha-ha. It's like they all use the. Full character limit and they just copy and paste it. You have to press show more. Yeah. So all the replies are just ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah. And they're like, bastard. Bastard. Bastard. It's like, that's like the N word here. Yeah. Yeah. Your dad's a drunk bastard. Yeah. They're like, you bastard. Yeah. Bastard. It's crazy. MOOC got pulled up on by nine Saudis. Yeah. I was surrounded. In Birmingham by himself. Solo. They surrounded him. They started, they started pointing at me. Like, you're next. I had to pull out translate. I have no clue what they were saying. It was weird, dude. What? Were they British speak? Or like, were they British guys? No. These guys are, they fly into the tournaments from Saudi. Fresh out of the Ferrari? Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And they're backed by like, billions of dollars. Oh, yeah. Like, all this shit that we have, like, where we're like, we need to buy, like, their oil money. Yeah. Yeah. It's insane. They have handlers for their players. Yeah. For tier two Call of Duty. Yeah. They fly out with a staff. That's probably what they thought you guys were. That's what your team thought that you guys were doing. Probably, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. They see parts of like, millions of followers. They're like, all these guys are paid. Yeah. Guys are like, white Saudis. Yeah. White Saudis. Our boys. Yeah. Our boys must be wishing they went to rock or fucking. Yeah. A hundred percent. But those guys are probably just getting abused as soon as they lose to us. You guys know you're in trouble when your players start praying five times a day. Yeah. Oh, there's snow. I'm stretching. Anyone know which way West is? When their players pull up on a Lamborghini that's on two wheels and they're shooting an AK-47. Yeah. Yeah. An AK-47 out of the opposite window. You know they're in trouble. We beat this one team. And I think it was either me or Mook or me and Sass. We seen Dom. Oh, yeah. Dom. Like, he was getting dragged from his handle. Yeah. He lost. He was so down bad from losing that he like. Yeah. He like, dishonored his country. Yeah. His handler had to grab him underneath, like, hook under his shoulders. Really? Pulling him away from us. They were probably going to chop his hand off or something. Oh, yeah. They're like, as soon as they get on that plane, they're getting beaten. Oh, man. Like, come on. You know what? Pants down. Let's go. The belt. The belt. And they all, you know what's crazy? Like, they all scream this, like, saying before they start. Yeah. Like, there's a setup and then there's another setup. And, like, they're, like, screaming. Like, ah! It's kind of, like, intimidating. Like, oh, shit. You're going to blow this place the fuck up. They're so, like, tight with each other. Like, bro, they're like. They're like brothers. They're like brothers, yeah. It's like there's much more of a connection between them than, like, even our guys. Like, they're all friends. They've all played together forever. But, like, they're not. Like, if one of our guys plays bad, the other one will be like, yo, you fucking suck. Yeah. These guys, like, if one of them plays bad, like, they're in a group huddle before, like, praying away the negative energy. Yeah. Bro, they just had to drop a guy from their team. Yeah. I think they killed him. Yeah. Yeah. I think they just eliminated him. Yeah. I haven't seen nothing of him. Nothing. No tweets. No, nothing. Do you guys beat them? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we own them. We own them. Well, it's kind of been back and forth. There's one team, Rock. There's, like, three or four. There's, like, five. 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If they don't, I'm going to hurt them. Yeah. But then maybe the thing is they won't. They're fucking, I'm tired of these guys. They're not going to respond. Not appreciating their opportunity. Oh, yeah, you boys, you want to keep languishing here? Second tier call of duty? Yeah. I kind of like that. We're saving their lives. They would get off that meeting with you and be like, Francis needs to get shot. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Word for word. What kind of drugs is he on? I think what we should do is, you know, do a retreat. You guys should come to Vegas. We should do a bonding retreat. Something like that. What about Paris? Why not Paris? Pair it out the question. Yeah, not even. Not even. They can't go? No, they're going to go. They're going to go. Yeah. We're not going to go. You can't go? No, no. You don't want to. You guys want to go? No. No. Why not? Why not? Yeah, just because they're not supposed to want to. Birmingham was a fucking nightmare. Oh, my God. Birmingham ruined our lives. But Paris is a fun city to go to. Yeah. Yeah. It's just the whole going abroad. Why don't we all go? We'll pay for ourselves. Not for these three. What the fuck? Also, there's another Paris tournament this year. Yeah. There's two. So we're kind of trying to. But I think you guys should definitely come with us to Vegas. And if you like it, like, go to Paris with us. Yeah. I can't think of three people. I hate Vegas. And I can't think of three people that would hate Paris more than. One, two, three. Come on. It's supposed to be the biggest Call of Duty event ever. I can show them a Paris that they would love. We'll take a bateau mouche down the Seine. You think our four gamers who have never left the room. Not those guys. They're going to be inside. But we, as their supporters, their bonding, you know, team building guys or whatever, we will go out to dinners and do fun stuff around it. Where's the money coming from? We're just going to have to pay for ourselves. All right. I'm out. - It's a lot, I mean, I think for all of us to go, it would have been like $50,000. What? Yeah. Including your players? Yeah. Yeah. With the players. I mean, we'd have to get the players. You'd have to get an Airbnb. Everyone has to get flights. And then you're there. And then, yeah. And then you're just spending every dollar you have trying to make them happy. Yeah. Why don't you do like a car wash or something? We tried. We were going to do a beg-a-thon. Why not do a beg-a-thon? Shut that. Why who? No, we can't talk. We can't talk. We're not talking about that. Austin's saying you guys can't even beg. No, no, no. You guys can't even. You're giving $250 to homeless people. Karma would say that that $250 should come back to you from multiple people. Yeah, no. It never comes back. Don't need it. Yeah. You guys should be allowed to beg. Yeah, no. No beg-a-thon. No beg-a-thon. We're fine. That's insane. We don't need one. No, we're going to get it done. All right, go to Paris later in the year. Francis will take you on a Rochambeau down the Seine. Look, I don't expect Bryson DeChambeau to be there, but I will say that Paris in, when is it? It's the- August. August 5th and 6th. Oh, that's not a good time to be in Paris. No? It's going to be hot. No. Yeah. Paris is empty of French people. It's all tourists at that time. Oh, damn. Oh, that sounds perfect. Miserable. It's like going to America. Yeah, mix in a bunch of like freaky deaky Irish people. Yeah, true. That's got to be weird, going to Paris if you live in Europe. Like vacationing in Europe. Yeah. I don't know. It's like us going to a different state. True, true. Or someone coming to New York. I mean, what would you like, if you were lived in Paris, would you ever visit, like if you were to visit America, where would you go? If I lived in Paris, that's a great question. I think about this a lot because you hear from, I've had some friends in England and they would tell me like, we're going to Vegas for Halloween. And I'm like, you're going to fly from London to Vegas for Halloween? Yeah, that's insane. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. I'm so fucking excited about that. I'm so fucking excited about it, too. Yeah. They were like, mate, the broads, we're going to, like, we're going to shag the rankest broads ever. I've got four different costumes planned. It's going to be unbelievable. And, you know, it was like, you know, I didn't have the heart to be like, dude, Vegas is a nightmare. Yeah. Yeah. But they go to. Do they think of it as a nightmare when they go? No, they think of Vegas the way that we think of like Ibiza. Or like Amsterdam. Yeah. Where until you actually go to Ibiza. You don't realize how seedy and gross it is. But the truth is, they go, people in Europe, I mean, San Francisco is a really cool city for them to visit. Yeah. They envision, they envision California the way that, like, we envision. I feel like that would be worse. The Garden of Eden. Going to visit L.A. Yeah. Worse? Yeah. Yeah, L.A. would be tough. Whoa. But San Francisco. This is not what we picture. Right. You're not seeing. It's oddly flat. Firehouses. Yeah. Not a lot of sky. Not as many skyscrapers as I was picturing. They're like, we're going to go see the Hollywood sign. And it's like, they didn't realize it was an hour and a half of driving 10 miles. You can walk nowhere. You can't even walk to get coffee. You want a cup of coffee? No. It's going to be a one minute Uber and a 35 minute walk. Yeah. I'm trying to think. It's New York. It's New York, San Francisco. They're not going to work. Miami. Yeah, Miami, big time. Yeah, Miami. But they're not. I feel like. I feel like people in Europe who, the places they vacation are cities that we've never heard of. It's like a small city in Spain or like a small city in Greece that we don't even know Brussels, Luxembourg. Yeah. Yeah. That shit's probably insane too. Some shit that we've never even like, it's not even on our radar. I mean, it's probably the same as someone, like everyone has like their little vacation spots, you know? Yeah, like Put-in-Bay or like fucking. Random places. What's the place in Mackinac? Mackinac Island or whatever. Mackinac Island. Where is that? In fucking Michigan? Mm-hmm. I don't know. Sea Isle? Sea Isle, yep. Sea Isle. Is that Jersey? Yeah, it's Jersey. South Jersey. South Jersey. You ever go down to South Jersey? My mom just moved there. South? Yeah. Where? A lot of break-ins. North Jersey. So she was done. She was like, "Fuck this. I'm out." Did she go to the beach side or by Philly? Beach side. Beach side. Really? Yeah, yeah, yep. Mm-hmm. I think Central. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Central Jersey. It's considered South. Common debate. Is it? Yeah. They won two. Didn't they win the Little League World Series, I think? They're always good. Always. They're always fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. How? I don't know. How do you have a Little League team that's always good? I think it's just so big. Yeah, it must be. It comes over like they have four different. Yeah. They recruit you pretty much. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. Yeah. That's bullshit? Yeah. Hate that. Hey, your mom. You must have liked it that your mom lived in Northern Jersey. She lived in Northern Jersey with all the break-ins, because then you could just blame your own behavior. Yeah. Yeah. True. True. Yeah. That's a good point. They took the armchair. Yeah. Dude, it's pretty crazy. The last one that happened to her was she went to get groceries, and then she parked outside. She left her keys in the car, and she popped the trunk to get the groceries, brought the first batch in, came out for the second batch, car was gone. The whole car? The whole car. God. And the rest of the groceries. That's crazy. They didn't even leave the groceries for her. No. They didn't leave the groceries. No. Then they found it a month later, and it was like burn holes all over the car. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. It was crazy. Then she was like, "Yeah, I'm putting the house up. I'm out of here." Because the area we grew up in used to be really Italian, and then over time it just switched. That's how it happens. Yeah. It just became really rough. Yeah. Just fucking. She's like, "Fuck this. I'm going to South Jersey." She's like 55 and older from one of those gated communities, which is actually pretty fucking nice where she's living now. The beach is really close and stuff like that. That's great. That's amazing. Yeah. Pool, whatever she wants it. So it's great. Have you visited her there yet? No. I will be in August twice. Yeah. Is 55 and older primarily very old, or is that sort of a young retirement? I think my mom's the youngest in the community right now. Yeah. Because she's like 55. Wow. She went as soon as she could. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She was like- Because you want to get into one of those communities. Yeah. Yeah. You want to get in. Why not? It's like New York City private schools. You start in kindergarten, you can go all the way through. It's the easiest way to get in. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. You don't want to be applying at 70. No. No. They're like, "You have no potential." Yeah. Yeah. We should have loved it. We missed your prime. They didn't mow their grass for her. They do everything for her. Their HOA is super nice. My mom's going to get in one. Yeah. It's nice. Because at some point, you just wind up in hospice if you're too late in. Yeah. You just wind up in hospice. You got to get in early. Just try to get in at 8:00. 8:00 or 5:00. No one wants to be there. Just go to the nursing home or something. I would never. I'd put that in my documentation. I can't ever be in a nursing home. Kill me. Those people, I don't care what anybody says. Those people are doing bad shit. Oh, yeah. You're guaranteed to get sexually abused by a Jamaican if you're in a nursing home. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's in the fine print. I think half the population in nursing homes have STDs. Oh, yeah. But that's because they're all fucking each other. Yeah. That's what they want you to think. Oh. It's the AIDS doing it. It definitely could be. It is. Like, oh, she has dementia? Yeah. Line up. Yeah. That's fucked. It's nasty. It's very fucked. Why don't we wrap? Okay. That was fun. Yeah. We've been going. Perfect. Great call. Awesome. That was awesome. Yeah, that was fun. Okay. Mook's back. Let's end it. Let's end it. Yeah. All right, Mook. We're signing off. Signing off. Yeah. Subscribe to the Bush's YouTube channel. Yeah. Follow everything that they do. Even though they're not doing a beg-a-thon, put some money on these boys' books. Hey. Yeah. At least you guys could do. Thanks for having us. When he starts spewing Bush business in the future. We'll just give you the- Yeah. Turn it down. Do a little bit. Get a whistle or something. Why don't we just let you guys listen to the episode? Why don't we just have an open feed while we record so you can be like, flag that. I would love that. Yeah. It's not a bad idea. We'll get Phenom on. We'll get Phenom on. We'll get Phenom on. Phenom will listen to every word. Yeah. It's like in the restaurant, per se, in New York, they have the live feed to the restaurant, the French Laundry, because Thomas Keller wants to keep an eye on both. Yeah. Exactly that. We'll have Phenom in the French Laundry. Do you guys know Phenom? No. Oh, man. You guys would love Phenom. You would love Phenom. Yeah. Now, I'm pissed that we just brought this up because we could go hours talking about Phenom. You'll have to come back. We'll do a word mod. We'll do a home and home. We'll come to New York. In New York. Yeah. When you guys. In August, when you come out to New York, you should fly out too. We'll just have a Phenom on. Me and Jerry got plans in Jersey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll have numbers on then, too. Yeah. We'll get numbers on there, too. Yeah. That'll be great. Cool. Sweet. All right. All right. Thank you guys for listening. Thanks, boys. We'll be back on Thursday. Goodbye. you