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Tectone CALLS OUT Hasan Piker & The Sykkuno Drama Is Insane | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 264

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Tectone CALLS OUT Hasan Piker & The Sykkuno Drama Is Insane | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 264

The transcript explores various topics ranging from practical tools and travel experiences to deep issues in online culture. The speaker highlights how Shopify simplifies running an online business, making it accessible even for non-technical users. Personal anecdotes include using a sharp exfoliation tool and a luxury travel experience with private pods, where the speaker discusses uncomfortable social dynamics and privacy concerns. A major focus is on internet culture, including false accusations against streamers like Saikuno and Hassan. The speaker criticizes how online communities often spread unfounded claims, especially about personal relationships and sex, and emphasizes how such accusations damage reputations without evidence. The discussion also touches on the toxicity of platforms like Twitch, where creators face censorship and hostility for expressing political views. The speaker argues that false accusations are not only harmful but often lack truth, pointing to cases where individuals are falsely labeled as predators. They stress the importance of focusing on actual facts rather than creating moral panics. Additionally, the conversation includes satire about popular media, such as the game Pragmata, which promotes fatherhood, and how some streamers misuse this to shame viewers. The speaker ultimately calls out hypocrisy, especially in cases where wealthy streamers like Hassan can't have children despite their success, using it to highlight how such claims are invalid and insulting. The overall tone is critical of digital culture’s tendency to demonize individuals based on misinformation and personal biases.

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Perustin pyöräilyvää teitä valmistavan ornotin vuonna 2013. Mielestäni parasta Shopify saan se, että voimme harjoittaa liiketoimintaa ilman teknistä osaamista, voimme hallinnoida yrityksen taustajaristeelle mien ja frontendia sekä myydä verkossa, vaivatta, jos Shopify olisi pyöräilyvaruste, se olisi mielestäni itse polkupyörä. Sillä asiat hoidetaan ja meidän liiketoiminta me hoituu Shopify'sssä. Aloita ilmainen kokeilu, Shopify piste.com sivustolla. Kokeilu, se on tullut hieno. didn't just split through it. - It probably can. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - And this here, we've got, he got Nakami, Kanichiwa. - Oh, yes. - I don't know. (laughing) - Which I was trying not to break this, 'cause it's so stiff to open, but dude, this is fucking sharp. And Moody goes up to try to give me a hug, and I'm like, oh, please let me put this down, 'cause I feel like I'm gonna stab something. 'Cause it was just after I shaved a little section of hair off my forearm, and it like took a bit of skin with it. It's sharp. I just exfoliated with this fucking thing. - They know what they're doing, with their blades, it looks like. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. (laughing) - I cannot read this. - Oh, and the hunger this. - God, that is terrifying. Okay, there. I don't wanna close it on my fingies. - That would be bad idea. - Thank you, Mr. Cody, appreciate it. - I appreciate it, man. - Glad you had a good time. - Yeah, man, that was good. - It was a good honey moon. - And then we'll go back. - How long did you spend there? - There's seven days total. - Oh wow. - Planned ride was pretty cool too. Never done the first class thingy, especially internationally where you have your own pod. - You've got like a bed and everything. - Yeah, so it wasn't like a your own room, but you had each individual person first class at a pod, and it's a normal seat, but then it reclines into a bed, so you can just flat and you can lay down and watch TV. - What's price range on that? 'Cause I was gonna fly it's like the other day. It was like 300 for economy, 30 number of business class. I'm just your own pod. - That was pretty expensive, man. - Don't wanna say. - No, I don't wanna say. - It's a honey moon. - It was a honey moon. And that's been a lot of money on that. - It is, the first class is actual first class is a big difference from like what we're. - Yeah. - It's like you have a shower. - Yeah, yeah, it's like you have a shower and-- - See, that sounds so awesome. 'Cause I'm gonna do that tonight, I wanna do that, but I'm wondering like how much that signal hurts. - It also feels like a necessity if you're traveling for like, you know, some of those are like 12 hours. - Yeah, that's what that was. It was 13 hours. - Yeah. - Free drinks? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - I didn't know if they had the bar in the back. - What airline? - This was Delta. - Delta, okay, I'll have to look that up. Okay, we'll go back next. When do we go to Japan? - I don't know, we need to do a gang does episode there. - Are you allowed, are you allowed two people to one pod? Or are they just kind of weird about that? - It was one, like it's only big enough for one thing. - Oh, okay, I got it. - Yeah. - I mean, that would be kind of weird if you're like, you're traveling with like, for example, your significant other and you're like, not allowed to see each other. - Yeah. - There's a little sliding window right here. - Oh cool. - Yeah, so I close that and I'm gonna look at her. (laughing) I'm not playing. - It's the world's most expensive glory hole. (laughing) - It's a giant squirt. - She opens up. (laughing) - I got into the mile high club. She did it. - Oh yeah. - They give you a blanket, it was super easy. (laughing) - The blanket. - Cute families make a macaroni cheese. - 'Cause I'm in that blanket. (laughing) - All right, so gross. - No, Cody was playing solo, not co-op. - Yeah. (laughing) - Well, we're glad you're back. (laughing) - And then Mr. Tech, you win. - What have all you been into lately? You haven't been in this. - Oh, do the streamer world's been insane. It's been awesome. - It's been so nice. I'm on rumble now. Rumbles this shit. It's the best platform for Americans. So I've been streaming there. - A size from Pepperbox. - Yes, a size from Pepperbox. - Absolutely. But now Rumbles and Dell, I can never get used to the UI. Like the UI on Rumble, I think needs a lot of work. - Really? - Yeah. I never tried to stream on it. - Okay. - So just from a consumer, somebody who's watching content. - Yeah, I mean, there's some issues with the mobile platform. But on PC, it's very good. There's still some bugs to fix out. But it's like as far as making money, and I wanna make it very clear, as a American streamer, it is the best platform. You just get hella free ads. They run almost no ads in their platforms nice. - 'Cause I like what they try to do. 'Cause they really are a bastion for the more silenced, especially conservative voices. - Yeah, I do videos on YouTube with an streaming on Rumble, and a man I just feel untouchable. 'Cause like, just nobody gives a fuck. - You can't Twitch, you just gave up on the Twitch set. - Absolutely, I'm not. There's no reason to stream on that ass platform. It's garbage. They treat every creator like a absolute. It's like, if you can't talk about politics. You know, politics is taboo. Unless you're saying the right politics. You know, if you say, you know, fuck ice, Donald Trump, transgender's aren't mentally ill. Oh, you're fine. That's absolutely fine. The inverse, then all of a sudden you get banned for everything. You're walking on thin ice nonstop. The CEO is a fucking retard. He's using that platform to jerk off to these fucking only fans' chicks. Like, essentially that word, I don't know what the, sorry, I don't wanna mention that name. But yeah, yeah, it's a, it's a discussing platform. - You know, you can just do that for free, right? - Yes. Yeah. - You don't have to tank a very expensive platform to do it. But the thing is, those, like, people are-- - Also, we have $85 on eBay. - That's a lot less than I thought. - Nice. - Is this yield? - No, it's-- (laughing) - But it's like, I'm getting a collective, I'm getting a fucking collectible. - I wouldn't want it sealed, 'cause I want to hear the line. - With that same logic, it's like, oh, you're fucking free. Oh, it is. But there's a reason why people pay like thousands and millions of dollars to go see Sofia Reinhardt, I'm only fans. - To be honest, I've never understood that. - Okay. - I really, I don't. - I can explain it to you. - Okay. - Are you a subject matter expert? - It's actually very simple. So there are people who have sex for sex. And then there are people who have sex because they love the person. Right? Parosocialism is what drives only fans and they feel like they know that person. And that's what makes them calm. - Well, 'cause they have all the, like, the chat. - Yes. - You know, service, I have heard about that where they'll do the chats and shit, which is funny, because most of the time, it's like a fucking Indian guy. - No. - All the time. 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It's gonna be a burden for your grandchildren. (laughing) - You wanna know a horrifying statistic that was just publicized? - This is correct. I found this out the other day. This is two days ago, this was actually put out. Did you know that the only 3% of Indians are outside of India? Look that up. (laughing) - So we've literally only been around 3%. - I saw the one where they says only, only like a third of India has internet right now. - That's nuts. - Wait, what? - We're experiencing a third of India. - A fraction of their power. And they're already scamming our grandma and grandpa's in mass. - I think we were talking about them on the last when all the drownings and pools that are like six inches deep that happened last week or something. - Wait, they were everywhere. - Okay, well, as of early 2026, over 70% of India's population has internet access. - Okay. - I wanna know with the drowning? - I saw at least three videos of water this deep and them diving into it and hitting their head and then laying their face down, floating in the water. - And all their friends are sitting around them. - Oh yeah. (laughing) - Just look at how crazy he is. - They're unburdened by what has been. - Yeah, another India's epidemic on Twitter's been crazy, bro, they're all just kidding themselves. And it's like for what? - But it's accidental. - I don't understand the train thing. - Yes, that's right. - It's not unpredictable. - I know. - They're, you know where they're gonna be. (laughing) - Isn't there like an idiot in the Bible? - No, they're too quiet. - Yeah, it's really bad. - Yes, snowstorms. (laughing) - Noticably incognito, very silent. Very small and hidden. - I swear there's a thing going around. - Just Indians like failing backflips, like they purposefully land on their neck. - I don't think they do on purpose. - Well, I don't, yeah. - They just stole me. - They stole me. - That's crazy. - 'Cause that's how they try to impress women. - If you guys are, - I've ever played Among Us. - When it was like peak COVID. - So I'm on the internet non-stop. Like I love talking about how shitty streamers are. It's my favorite thing. But there was this guy who played Among Us in real life and his name is Saikuno. And what Saikuno did was, is while he had a girlfriend, that I wanna remind you, he was in this organization called Offline TV, you know with Pokemon, Disguise Toast, all of them. - The big ones. - None of them knew he had a girlfriend. None of them. And while he had a girlfriend, he was f***ing, s***ing, and f***ing inside of, I believe 13 to 16 different V-tubers all at the same time. None of them knew about it. - V-tubers? - Yes, we did. - So half of them were probably dudes. - You would think, no, all men, I think. Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure. I'd actually never considered that. There's a chance it could be a dude. Pretty sure they're all guys. But it was hilarious because they dropped a Google Doc on Saikuno. Some of these V-tubers found out that they were being played at the same time. So, they decided to call him a lying manipulative cheating predator. And the internet really took offense to that word predator because they were attempting to imply that he was a real file just because he cheated. And so over this process. - Which is like cheating bad. - Exactly. - But it's not, you know. - Exactly. And so because these women who want to push these false accusations all when at Saikuno, this guy who fucked 13 women at the same time became redeemable. And now everybody's rooting for this guy to come back to streaming. It's like, we don't give a fuck about the cheating because we know you're not a real, because we know you're not a file, bro. Because I want to remind you, one of these women said, I was a former minor when we started talking non-secretly. - Hold on, whoa. - Everybody's a former minor. I know, I was a former minor and they were literally like their DMs. They said, I can't believe Saikuno was trying to slide it on me. And all it is is when this chick was 17 was Saikuno typing crab in all caps because they were playing the game, crab game. And that was being considered sexual harassment. It, there was literally so many false accusing women coming out at the exact same time, cooperating the exact same story. And they thought they would ruin his career because they got this big content creator called Mujan over a million subscribers. You know, like 1.5 million views every single video to cooperate the same story. But it ended up completely obliterating as credibility as a content creator. Every single woman is getting relentlessly shit on even though they got cheated on because all of them were saying, yes, he cheated on us, but actually we're gonna go even further and call him a real file. So then the girlfriend. - So the distinction that I make on that too is like, for example, like my former opponent, like Tony. Like we, what made him a predator was not the fact that he cheated on his wife. He cheated on his wife, seriously. - Yes. - Between you that for a while. What made him a predator was that he was doing it to subordinates and staff who were in a positionally, it was position of power, they couldn't say no. And he had like a record of doing that. - Yes. - There was multiple that came forward with like after saying no, no boss, this is too far. - Yes. - No, and then he kept pushing it and then eventually forced sexual relationship. - These women in totality all made the first move. - Every single one of them reached out to him first. Even so much so-- - Why does he have so much game? He's a fucking among a streamer. - Well, it's because he's been described as an in real life anime boy. - What the fuck does that mean? - So he, so he's a little ace. So you went to Japan, you know the Asian culture and how they go like, they put their hands in front of their faces and they like, they get go 'cause they don't want to show their teeth 'cause they're shy. So he had like all of like the Japanese mannerisms. And so they-- - I would love that. - Yes. - I did notice the world that Japanese girls liked dudes who look like girls. - Yes. - Not exactly feminine, but like you're saying like a real life anime character. - Yes. - And so all of these people were down bad for Sikkunos. I can only assume monster cock because I mean man, he was slinging and he was slinging and beyond. He was coming. And then what's crazy is even-- - Has the coming like an at extraneous detail or like-- - No, it's very important. - Okay, it is real because they were like-- - You would see very hung up on that. - I was curious. That was part of the story. - Oh no, because this one girl went into so graphic detail about like how much she came. - How much she came. - Oh wow. - Yeah, he like came in my mouth and then he came inside me and it's like bro, that's yeah, that's you started the sex. You can't change your mind three years after the sex. I don't know why people think they can say, well it's been three years so I'm gonna go ahead and call it right now, but like that just, that's just not a thing you can fucking do. Even if it's like, oh well I thought he was single, it doesn't make it right. Regardless, then they went after the girlfriend and the girlfriend had Psychuno's back and said, actually fuck all y'all for making our relationships public. Psychuno's the best, I'm staying with them and leave us the fuck alone. - So. - My favorite part was the, we were talking about this a little bit earlier, you brought it up. She's like, well we're gonna work through this together. I'm like, all 15 of you? (laughing) - Yeah. - Seems like way too much work. - Oh dude, that's what I thought so. - Right? - That's a young man's game. - I know, it's way too much. - One woman is a lot of work and that's fine. Like you gotta put work into a relationship. 13 is fucking absurd. - Insane. - That's like eight full-time jobs. - Yes. And like he would even like section out time to like play Valor with them separately and then he would go to TwitchCon Paris for a TFT tournament and he had eight hour blocks. - She is. - So he'd go from girl to girl to girl. Oh and he had this one Autistic One. This is so funny. - There was this. - I gotta go baby, I'm getting a little tired. - He's gumpin' it new. - He's gumpin' it. - Jesus Christ. - I've never heard it called gumpin'. - You've never heard? - I know what love is. - Brandon. (laughing) - It's, who is that, that streamer guy? - Who's Wubby? - Wubby. - Father Wubby? - Oh. - You remember that one? - No. - Father, are you familiar with the term gumpin' it? - Yeah, no, no I got it. - Long story short, I'm just asking the freezer. That one. - Jesus. - But there was this Autistic one. That was like very like intense and hyper invested into 'em. So because she's autistic, he's like, how the fuck do I keep this chicken or a table? I go back some other slots. So he bought her like a Hello Kitty puzzle. - Like fuck with, what the fuck? (laughing) They were out there wearing it. It was awesome. It was so good. - That shit's like, that's like throwing out like the f*ck monkeys and zombies. (laughing) Yeah. (laughing) - The fact that it worked. - I know. - I got it, this story is incredible. - Oh yeah, no, I mean, it was awesome. Yeah, and like obviously, obviously, f*ck opportunity. You know, that's that sucks. That's the as shitty as f*ck. But also like, f*ck women who falsely cues now. - I was like, they didn't pause. (laughing) - There's no moral. (laughing) - But it's like, you, you, the false accusation doesn't matter has to stop, it's in the assassination culture, it's just got without a control. - Well, I think that a lot of that can go away once you start instituting similar penalties. We're like, if you, if you accuse somebody of something, with the intent of, again, locking them up, ruining their f*cking life. - Absolutely. - And it has proven demonstrably that you made it up to try to ruin that person's life, you should get the penalty they were gonna get. - I have to agree. - That's, yeah. - That's how you stop it. - It's just proving that it's so difficult. - It's hard to do that, yeah, though. - Which is the possibility that they could, I guess, it would be a big de-incentification. - Yeah, well, yeah. - It also, you get the flip side. - It's a hard one because then you have that one lady, like 10 or 20 years later, that came out, and she was like, it was a lie, and then nothing happened to her, and the guy finally got it a prison after 10, 20 years. - Yeah. - I was like, well, it sucks, 'cause he lost it, he was a D1 college football player who's supposed to get picked, and it's worth f*cking gone. - What, confident? (laughing) - I'm gonna say, very confidently said, disincentivization. - Oh, yes, there's a little word. - I'm like, that's gotta be, like the heads up. - This has been a topic of some debate. I have a tendency to George Bush words occasionally. - Oh, that's okay. - Make 'em up. - Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all-day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, do we hydrate its skin? That still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. - Maybe it's Maybelline. - You looked apart, so I believe this. Yeah, that's a word. - I was gonna say, you're the first person earlier today. I'm like, you're the first person I think I've ever seen wear a suit jacket with sweatpants. - What about black, what about black beater? (laughing) - Also, these sweatpants are also torn. And then I'm like, god, they're not like ripped. - They're completely torn, like torn open. - Yeah, then I was wearing a sandal stock. - Thank you, I appreciate that. - No, I was legit just like, I'm under dress. I'm gonna go to men's warehouse real quick. Let me grab some of this. You know, I got to dress the part. - Said the peak lapels. Good choice. - Thank you, thank you, thank you. Post like I haven't worked out that hard like the past week, so I'm feeling like a, I think I text, I text somebody, I feel like a fat, sexless child. - Post like me. (laughing) - Yeah, but it's been good. Yeah, the Cycunodrum has been dope. Dude, dude, that is all streaming is now. It just seems like drama circles on top of dry. - I don't wanna be involved in it. - Well, yeah, it's worse than drama, it's crimes now. Did y'all heard about David? - Yeah, David. - A little while. - There's David, the singer-songwriter, who's been like best friends with Pokemon and Chase in the way in. - No, never. - Yeah, he took a girl. Oh, this is about to get dark. Let's talk about this very quickly. - Okay, wait, David, is the singer? - It looks like, his name looks like D4. - Yeah, T4 VD. - Yeah, D4 VD. - Huge rapper. Um, was this is already confirmed, already confirmed that he was fucking insulting a 12 year old girl. Jesus until she was 15, then he broke up with her. So she was going to tell the authorities. And so he takes her to his garage, puts her in a pool, chops her up with a chain. So what the fuck keeps her deceased remains in his trunk of his car for four months until he gets called. A Tesla. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Insane. It's like, how the fuck is this happening? And it's well, yeah. Now I know which one you're talking about, it was a Tesla because they. How did they find that it was an end in Tesla or they somebody opened it and like, oh, yes, body's been in here for four fucking months. Yeah, it was his Tesla. Yeah, that's what I love this guy up. And the was about fortnight. D four VVD and it just like shows up like songs, albums, uh, murder. No, no mention of why I'm Googling. Yeah. Uh, that I feel like that would be a highlight. Yeah. No, it's been crazy. She's in Texas. Oh, wait, he's in Houston. Yeah. And there was like, hell of streamers vouching for him. I mean, like, there's no way he could have done this. And then people were going after the streamers. We vouched him, but it's also like, you gotta, you gotta understand. They had him on live stream with that girl, though, right? Yeah. That was one of the big things. It's actually here was this. She's 14. Yeah, 14, 15 up on top of the earth. And then, uh, yeah, he was a lest her hand is. Yeah, he was writing songs. Like he was sub tweeting her in songs, like talking about her before he killed her. And it's all because like many streamers are like getting shit on for being friends with them. I think friend A O E is so gay. I think it's so ridiculous. I'm like, one of your homies does some crazy shit that nobody could have possibly known about. And they say, well, actually, it's your fault as well. I mean, that's just, that's fucking why. Like, I would have never, well, I've never met the guy. But like if, if we were to find out you had like 13 bodies in your base, oh, it's like turns out, what did good? The third or 13 objective, it's like when you're hanging out, he didn't mention the crime. Yes. Like, you know, that's sort of like how smelled weird. So does everyone. Oh, that's why we put on the live shit every time. Yeah, I just have a, uh, a CD player playing the Halloween screaming. And my basement, that's, that makes sense. Well, ambiance. But I feel like we too often right now are moving to a culture where when somebody does the referring back to Sekuna, when somebody does one thing that is bad, then everything they've ever done is bad. And now they're also the worst human being on earth. I think if we were to actually say, this is what this guy did. This is what was proven that he did. This is like the hard proof that he did this. Let's focus on that instead of making up other shit. People would actually take this shit seriously, but we're not doing that. It's like, for example, Hitler, Hitler, awful guy. But I'm not going to say he was a bad painter, right? He's just a lot right. His artwork is crazy, right? But it's just focus on the truth. There's somebody right now that is just sitting there waiting on the clip. Go on, Brandon. We're saying you own the painting too. Yeah, right. That was my favorite part of that whole cause. It was the act man podcast, they're like, congressional candidate. 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But like, understand that Hitler's teaching is how Mr. Beast became like the largest content creator because we're going to have to connect those dots. So like Mr. So by Hitler and mine, God was like, you need to talk to people like, you know, they're idiots because the majority of humanity is retarded. And so like that is what that is what Mr. Beast's content is curated. So it was the lowest common denominator of absolute retards. I love Mr. Beast's content, by the way. I think the juke part and it's great. The juke part, the YouTube tips and tricks. God, I, that's, if that's where you're insinuating Mr. Beast is going to go, then this is going to get wild and sponsored by Amazon Prime. Imagine the video though. I recreate everybody last person. Now we're not even saying it's not anything to go there. Record button. Dude, I'm like, I'm like the meme of the kid in class with like a fucking vein popping out. There's so many jokes I want to make. You can't do that anymore, huh? Oh, I can. Yeah. It's just with, yeah. Within reason, they will intentionally like they will know the difference between when I'm kidding, what I actually mean. And they will intentionally pretend like they don't try to clip something to get a headline and to get clicks. It is the most, it's the most cynical dog shit because like, this is what they accuse me of doing. Like he's, oh, he's doing this for clicks. It's like, well, that is exactly what you're doing. Yes. Can you talk about any of that with even the article? They're like, Hey, we want to write this. Can you respond? Well, that's just how articles work in general. Basically they'll, they'll look, but it is what you're saying with obvious joke, fucking glaring, just sarcasm, whatever it is. And then they're turning it into, this is an actual factual statement that Brandon made in all seriousness. Well, it is, it's the joke that we make all the time. Like, don't look good on paper. But like legitimately, like it's, it's fucking around with your boys. It's just what we do here. And they'll clip it. And anybody who had access to that video, seeing all the context before and after that four seconds snippet knows the context. It's literally impossible to clip that without seeing the context that makes it very clear that, you know, oh, it was a joke or it was this or like, he doesn't mean this, but they'll do it intentionally just so they can get that just on paper saying, well, can you believe this is what this guy thinks? Well, that's the dog shit. I don't think most people fall for it anymore because it's so, obviously. That's the scary thing. It's, if they're still doing it, it's working to enough degree where it's viable. Like, hey, we make our money with it. Well, they definitely are falling for it. I mean, that was, that was a big quote on like online where it's like 90% of left this discourse is intentionally misunderstanding what you mean. And it works to a scary degree. It's, it's actually horrifying because they have the money to push it as the problem. Yes. Yeah. And like, that's why I've completely given up on like, ever trying to be brand friendly or PR friendly because it's impossible when we live in a world that does not want to understand you and they want you to be exactly who they think you are without any proof whatsoever, just because they have that feeling. There's no reason anymore to be like to try and be squeaky clean, to try and be brand friendly because the moment someone decides you're a bad guy, there's no change in that. And then it will snowball out of control. And not only that, I think the worst thing I could do is just try to back away like, oh, well, that's my past and you know, this, this, this, whatever, it's like, no, I was joking then, I'm joking now. There's a very, when I'm being serious to camera, I'm very serious. You know, there's a time and a place. There's a difference between the way you talk with your boys in a garage and the way you talk in church or your grandma or something like that. The worst thing you could do is double down and apologize or excuse me, not double down and like try to apologize and backpedal. Like, no, fuck it. I stand by it. I was joking around. I had a good time. Has it ever worked to apologize? I've never seen it actually working like zero percent of the time it works in the favor of that person. You can never apologize. But they always try to pressure you into it. Like, this is the way to do. You just, you have to apologize because that's how they get victory. Yes. Well, it's like, you guys know Valkyrie. I'm sure Hassan's girlfriend, or sorry, Hassan's ex-girlfriend. No, I have no idea. Oh, okay, we're talking about it. Sorry, the boys were like, we are, we are not in your barn. Yeah, sure, right. So it sounds like you should get out of that. Yeah, don't even know how to stress the ground. No, I love him. Back, though, back. There is nothing more than I love than being in this world. It's so much fun for me. She's like another version of Pokemon. Pokemon Light. It's Hassan's ex-girlfriend. She said, no cap on a stack for real for real. And then she got canceled because that's AAVE, which in case you don't know, is African American vernacular. And she's not allowed to say that because she's not black. So she went on stream and she cried, saying, I can't believe I appropriated y'all's culture. I will never say that ever again. I can't believe I was so racist to my black community. It was pathetic. Fuck off. It was pathetic. What's a racist? who can signal them most virtue? - Yes. - Why would you, why would you want that audience? - Why would you want anyone that's like, "Hey, what can you say?" - Yeah, you're just in a tight little box where you're like, "I don't, hmm." - Well, I want to remind you that for about six years, we were beginning not us. Other people were saying, "So what should I call you? "What are your pronouns? "Are you Z-Zer or you Wolf, Wolfself, they, theyself?" I mean, that's where we went as a society. That's why I would blame my brains out in corporate America. - I feel like we've gone back away from that though. - Do we have that thing? - Absolutely, yeah. - Like that pendulum swing it back, which means it's gonna come back around too. - I would like to think that was a high watermark. - I hope. - There's no way we're ever getting that retarded again. There's just no way. But then you look at, look how movies are still being implemented or what storylines are being pushed out, directing narratives are still being pushed that way, where it's like, oh, we gotta still adapt that culture and bring it out. And there is that hard line is like, no, that's not proper, that's mean, that's. - I think you're starting to see it a little bit with things like Star Wars where they're realizing, like, dude, we're losing a fuck load of money. It's just not financially viable. I mean, that's why it's important to vote with your dollar. - Yeah, that's true. - If people are pushing shit, I don't like. You know, I'm not gonna flip shit over it, but I'm just not gonna watch it. Like, I feel like that's the best way to go about it. - I don't know, bro, I was pissed. That was my God of War 2018, insane game. Oh, fuck, amazing. And then they made it-- - I haven't beat it yet, so I'm just-- - You wanna beat the second one? - Or the first. - Oh, I'm not gonna say, okay. - I'll be thinking, one of my favorite games of all time, God of War 2018, incredible, in my top 10. Then I played Ragnarok, and I do, they do this thing, where there's this fucking character, and they make this character a fucking love interest, and they're white in the lore, and then they make 'em black, and it's like, can we stop f***ing doing this shit? It drives me f***ing insane. I didn't realize how bad Invincible was with that. - Oh my God. - Like, they, they reswap the shit out of it. - Yeah, yeah. - And then people. - Amber was white, made her black. They made a random villager, my black, and it's never black to white. It was just a hairy potter snake, made her black. - Well, that's why we're gonna get Ryan Gosling playing MLK, right? (laughing) - Yeah, that'd be sick. - So, Newn, I can make Homer's Odyssey. - Yeah, whatever it was called soon. - Yeah, I'm super hot. - So that Christopher Nolan is directing a movie that based on like the old, you know, the jewelry. - Yeah. - Oh, that's sick, yeah. - Okay, hell yeah. - So, like, the whole of the whole of the fantasy. - Yeah, oh, that's right. - You know, like, Troy, the movie Troy Brad Pitt, it's just f***ing jacked Achilles, he's f***ing badass. Ellen Page is gonna be Achilles in this coming. - I didn't agree with Ellen Page. - It's the play Juno turned into a boy cutter tits off. - Oh God. - Yeah, you know what I'm talking about? That, okay, no. - No, who the last of us was originally best off of that character? - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's not confirmed that I don't think it is anyway that she's gonna be playing Achilles. - I thought it was Achilles' ghost. - I don't know. - Yeah, I know that thing. Yeah, stupid as shit, bro. - What the f*** is ghost? - Now, I might confuse you. - I don't know. Well, they haven't said the role to my knowledge. - It would be, and it was just that way viral that that's what was happening last week. People weren't treating it like a joke, but I don't know, it's crazy. - The worst issue is that there's a non-zero chance that actually happens and that I think that's what's worrisome to people. But it's not that we have an issue with black people. It's just that we just want the characters to look like the f***ing characters in the show. - And legitimately, I've heard people make this argument too. It's like you're actually demeaning black characters. If you're implying that you can't make a compelling one on your own, so you have to co-op the white one. It's like you're denigrating all the actually good black characters. - Yes, I absolutely agree. I mean, what's a black panther? That's like its own series with character. Everything. There's a cohesive story. It's not like, oh, we're just gonna swap or do anything. It's the role during the right of Rohan. - The what now? - You won't know it. The third heard Lord of the Rings return to the king. - Yeah. - See, yeah. - Never mind, I wouldn't know that. Half of the writers were females apparently, but they just had them dressed up as men because it was during that time period. That just went viral last week too. And people were pissed that they allowed, they made the females dresses males for their roles. They were like, no, they should have just been females and been strong warrior females during that time. Comments like, you know, our Tolkien just like, or Tolkien wrote this way for a reason. - Yes. - Stop swathing. - I don't know that. That would just came out. - It was like greatest children of all time. So f**k good. - We need to sit down and watch that event. - Yes. - We haven't seen it. - So the way I describe it, like, I've seen, I've seen one of the movies all the way through, but like, the rest, I've seen like 20 minutes and 30 minutes here. - You said you've seen one of them? You don't even know which one of this. - I think it was Return of the King. - You know this, right? - You want Return of the King first? - You guys have never seen Lord. You've never seen Lord the King. - You didn't know that. - You did your roommate. - Seriously, you didn't know that? - You've never seen F**king Lord the King. - I've seen him all like, through like 20 minutes, 30 minutes here on like TNT on a f**king Thanksgiving day or some shit. - You're f**king Christ. - No. - Like the Christmas story to him. - I want to watch him. - He's just been on the TV. - Yeah. - I want to watch them. I just never dedicated the f**king 12 hours to sit down and do it. - It's not 12 hours. Let's watch the director's cut. - Which everybody should. - Yeah. - Everybody should. - I'm gonna tell you how to do it. - Oh man, that's it. 'Cause like, I'm gonna glaze you a little bit. You are like one of like the most manliest men just oozing sexual energy. - You got my f**king, walking talking ego check. - Who's gonna actually f**king suck? It's like you will resonate with this movie so much. It's incredible. - I know, like everything I've seen, like I also don't get into like fantasy shit too much. Like that's not really my thing. - Does it like Star Wars? - No. - Yeah. - That's fan-sci-fi-fin. That's like just straight up sci-fi. - I'm not sure. - Like, I like sci-fi shit, but like, I don't know. That was never my thing. Like Game of Thrones is probably the farthest in fantasy I've ever gone. - It will be your thing once you watch it though. There's no way you're watching. - Yes, oh my god, it sounds right. - Here's what's spoiler for me. Here's what's spoiler for me. My introduction to Lord of the Rings, like actually sitting down and watching a whole last f**king movie was going to see the Hobbit in theaters. - What the f**k? - Yeah, I watched the Hobbit in theaters and was like on my phone halfway through. I f**king hated it. - That's the bad. - Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting. It's even theirs. Zelda mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. Just clump, dewy hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. - Add one. - Yeah, that's gonna be so sad. - Okay, we're gonna rent a movie theater. We've talked about this. - Yeah, we're gonna do it for his birthday last year, but they wouldn't, 'cause I called him and tried to get it hooked up but they couldn't get the first load of the ring's force. We're gonna rent the pallidium out and everyone just go. - I think it's sick as fuck. - You're even watching the first load of the ring. - It feels, it's even that weird gray area where it's not like Star Wars where I don't know if, like if you didn't watch it as a 12 year old, I don't know, but those movies. - No, it's good. It's good. - I got time later. - Yeah, I think you got 12 hours here. - I've taken so many people's like first time watching Lord of the Rings and they're always like, why the fuck did I never watch it? - You're Tolkien cherry. (laughing) - This is mine. - I'm taking the load of the rings, we're editing. - Oh, there's a, I think Hobbit's great. - I enjoyed them, but I love that series so much. I think it's absolutely fine. The fight of desolation of smog was made, everything else I loved. - I'm just excited to watch that movie theater 'cause I gotta watch it originally at the movie theater this time. - No shit. - And I wanna watch number two. - Battle of Helms, Deep. - Exactly. - It's what I, yeah. - Oh, well I just want, I want one thing we can then write it all off is right when Erragone's about to kick the helmet. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - The entire theater trip! - The entire theater turns into listen, right? Like, we post the movie on the screen. - Did you? - Everyone said do it. - You're all doing the soy jacket. - Yeah, everyone at the same time is saying that. Like cool. - That's the one thing Gary always fucks with me. Nerd Roddick. - Oh yeah, good dude. - Oh, fucking great dude. Like, fantastic. He came and actually introduced me or event with Paxton the other day. - Oh hell yeah. - But he, anytime I'll post something on Twitter. He's like, yeah, this is great and all, but you've never seen Lord of the Rings. - Yeah, I met him a couple of weeks ago, we got burgers, it was great, very nice guy. - Fantastic, human. - But like, do you think about how, 'cause for people who know what happened in that scene, I think about how incredible that is. For the author for writing those peas in the director for choosing, yeah, keep that in, that's the one. It's so much realism tied into it. Like fuck bro, everything in that movie is so perfect. I can't wait. - I have the soundtrack playing in my head. - Duh, duh, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh my god, it's so good. - So long. - God, so lame you haven't seen that scene, man. - I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna say I'm working on it up not. - You're not, you're not. - I hate you, I feel like it's such an event now that I like, I can't just go home and watch it on TV. - Yeah. - We'll have to see what one we can watch at the movie theater and then we'll just, if we can't get, we could probably do it. I just hit 'em up on short notice. So I think with this, it'd be like a month out type thing for them to be able to get their hands on it. - That'd be a blast, dude. - That'd be fun. - Okay, we're doing it. - I just watched the first one on a plane ride the other week. - Yeah. - This is it, I'll watch it again. I'm like, it's so good. - I watched the SpongeBob movie on the plane. It was lit. (laughing) - You're like, you're oscillating. You're mental age for me, with every sentence you say, oscillates between 11 and 40. (laughing) - It's because my fiance loves SpongeBob. And I'm like, all right, babe, we can chill. We can watch SpongeBob on this. I love it. It's good. - Isn't it the new one, new one? - The new one. - Yeah, 'cause I want to have kids soon. so I wanna like, and we're gonna go. what should I let them watch? What's going to turn them into a trans? What's going to keep them normal? How is SpongeBob still okay? I don't know. Let's see. Yeah, normal SpongeBob seems good so far, I think. You know, SpongeBob originally started to explain why being gay was okay and they changed that. Yeah, yeah. SpongeBob and Patrick were supposed to be gay for each other and they cut that out, they striked it. Now, let's just say SpongeBob does come off as a little quick. He does. Yeah. (laughing) Sponge's, all those holes in there. Cut the meat can in a bit. Oh, what's the meat can in there? I forgot about that. The SpongeBob one? Do you remember that one? No, I haven't seen that one. I've always seen his Chick-fil-A one and then the one we met about his son and the ass we were all being gay for each other. That was, that was hilarious. Oh yeah. I love watching the shot. Shot, shot, shot, dog. His son did not have fun watching that. Oh, he reacted so bad. He did not like that. It's because his son's life right now, he's miserable. He hates his fucking life. And what's crazy about his son, I don't want to talk about him too much. Also, the dog shocking. I'm glad you all know about that. I wasn't sure if you knew about the dog shocking hilarious. I think we talked about it last time we were on. I don't know. Yeah, 'cause the last time I was on was eight months ago, it happened seven months ago. So I wouldn't just missed it. Maybe he was outside of that. I was on the other gay shit he did, which was a lot. And that's why he gets up all the time. So the thing that he's wearing the suits now because it makes his head look bigger? It's like to react. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. So God, how he draws him is just that. That's meatcain. That's SpongeBob. Yeah. Oh my God. The top of meat. Yeah. I remember when the first time we, well, so we were hanging out with Hunter, and I told the shop boys, like, 'cause we were building them a rifle. And they were like, oh, cool, who's it for? 'Cause they build it out. And like, oh, we'll do this, this, this, this, and this. Like, oh, cool, who's it for? I'm like, hi, I'm giving it to meatcanyon. And my shop boys were like, they'd never met him before. They were like, um, are you sure? Is he really? Is that a good idea? Really? It does not seem like he's okay. Oh, he's awesome. He's so nice. He's one of the most organically funny motherfuckers I've ever met. Yeah. I didn't know the, the shop boys were like, 'cause they didn't know, 'cause this was before his Papa Meat Channel, too. Oh, yeah. This is the only thing he knew of him was just his cartoons. Like, if you don't wear the guy, I get it. Yeah. My arm, him? 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So there's this game that come out recently, it's called Pragmata. And essentially currently birth rates are declining across the entire globe. Nobody wants to have sex anymore because the hen ties too good, which is once again, don't not bring the hen tie virus into America. That's really gonna, I'm sorry little one. (laughing) So Pragmata was essentially supposed to cause the new baby boom. And I'm not going to lie, there's dirt schemes like, if you play God of War, you're going to want to be a dad. If you play Pragmata, you're going to want to be a dad. Weird, hold on. As soon as media starts putting positive male influences and starts talking about family and the importance of raising children, people start to, what? It's almost like there was a subversive plot to intentionally not include those. - Yes, oh my God, bro. The amount of women who I see these days who think they're like being abused if they listen to their husband as insane or if they have a kid, their life is ruined. It's like, it's disgusting. That's when life begins. That's the best part of life is having kids at the whole point while we're here, at least my opinion, but I really would like to be a father. Anyways, Pragmata comes out, all this great shit's going out, like all women are talking about having kids, men are talking about finding having kids, how sex is good and straight relationships are normal and good. - It's pretty cool. - Yeah, it's pretty cool. - It's like I love it, it's a rad. - One of my favorite things. - There's streamers like Pokemon and Valkyrie who've been putting out, I think it's natal, anti-natal, maybe I'm using the wrong word. Anyways, a lot of propaganda about how being a woman in life, like being a mom will ruin your life and how they never want to have kids and how they're actually drawing up. - I think they're like a stitch to fix that now, it's fun. - Yeah, yeah, they're actually drawing up 'cause they're turning 35. And Hassan starts crashing the fuck out on stream, like to an absurd degree, because he was saying how like, why the fuck do any of these in-sell shots who will never have kids even like this game? Like news flash, just because you play Pragmata, doesn't mean that you're ever gonna have kids 'cause you're a loser, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I started to like really look deep into it about why he got so bothered about this. And it's because he recently got broken up with by a streamer by the name of Valkyrie. This is all theory crafting, by the way, at least this part. Him and Valkyrie were in a relationship. I believe they've broken up, because I look way too much into this shit. And he realized that he- - He got the fuck read thread board behind you. (laughing) And the thing is, I think way too much with this all the time, I love it. But he can't have kids because his girlfriend never wanted kids, so he realized that he is going to die a in-sell, sexless chud, who will never have a spawn of his own, and so he has to demonize that idea to make it actually, the people who do get to have kids are actually the lame one. But Hassan frequently tells people that if you're a viewer, you're a loser because you can't have sex, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I want- - We do it as a joke. - Yes, yes. - And we do it 'cause we're like ribbing the audience a little bit, like not legitimately. - The game looks beautiful. - Oh, have you seen it? - I've never seen this, and it's a really, like 90% review. - No, it's incredible. - All it's been coming across my feet is like how it's essentially just like reproduction slop. - Yes, it's genuinely like making people feel things. Like, oh fuck, I think I want to be a dad. - I 100% of the main story, and about 13 to 15 hours, it was, oh, fuck, so good. - Tell the truth, is that a large part of why you're wanted to have a kid now? - Um, okay, God of War is what started. - Yeah, all right, all right. - And then the idea of, I thought it was very good to watch this video where it's like raising a daughter who's a lot easier than raising a son. Because if you raise a son, you're essentially raising your replacement to like be your successor and like be the better version of you. And I thought that was very cool. As well as a bit of a saga, but you know, I don't know. I'm just bored of shit, bro. Like, I don't want to play video games anymore. Like, listen. - I'm bored, I guess I'll have a kid. - No, but like, like, like, let's, like, oh, then back to reasons to have children. - No, but I'm saying, like, it's like-- - I read that in a book. - It's like, oh, I can play video games, and play cards all the time. Like, I recently, like, went pro in this card game offline. It's called Rift Balance of Legal Legends Card Game. And like, I was ranked number 22 in the world after playing it for like three months. And I was like, and I wanted, like, I made like-- - You were traveling to do turns. - Yeah, yeah, I told you. I would like Mia, and I was just grinding this shit. And also, I made like $180,000 offline. Just playing this game. I loved it. But I'm just fucking bored. Like, I can play another game, yeah. But like, I don't know. I feel like, Cody, you probably know this. I feel like having a kid is a pretty powerful moment. A pretty compelling thing to motivate you to be a man. - Yeah, for sure. - Yeah. And so, if you had a kid, would you-- - That's pretty fine. - Would you have them on stream or would you just-- - No, fuck off. - Okay, that's kind of-- - That's what I was kind of figuring. - Yeah, no, I don't wanna do content with that shit. I mean, I also, like, if I have a kid, I'm gonna wanna retire. Like, I'm just, to be honest, for at least a year or two, just to be with my kid. But that's after I make enough money, which I'm very close to making that much money. But anyways-- - So, go support him so he can fuck off. - That would be great. I will retire if I receive a million dollars. (laughing) But I realize, you have these streamers, like Hassan, who wants to call their viewers losers 'cause they can't have sex and they can't have kids, blah, blah, blah. But then you have to realize Hassan is a guy with $3.4 million mansion in LA. He makes million dollars a year. He looks good. He's in shape. He's a successful streamer. He has all of that. And he still can't hold a relationship and he still can't have a kid. That's pathetic. When you have all of that shit and you're trying and you still can't do it, bro has no room to talk. And the worst thing is, this is a guy who talks so much. But like, what, four or five months ago, he says that he could beat my ass anytime that he wants. And I say, okay, I will fight you in a boxing ring. I will give you half a million dollars if I lose, as well as I will never stream again if you beat me. And he's completely ducked me 'cause he's an absolute fucking bitch. - And I would do it if any of my opponents ever, at any point and made that offer. - Yes. - Oh, dude. - I think I did offer very hard if it was ever the case. I'm like, oh, my life is dedicated. - I was legitimately offered Tony. I think it was like a hundred thousand dollars to the charity of his choice. And I would drop out if I lost on a boxing match. - And you know what the worst thing is? - My consultant told me not to make that offer, but I did it. (laughing) - That we're doing it. - I did anyway. - It's not that he's against boxing because literally three weeks ago, he says that he would go in box XQC anytime, the guy who's built like a Minecraft skeleton. - Right. - Well, just as a quick aside, I think after all the shit started coming out, I was waiting for the tax message from Tony. - I'll do it. - Like never mind. Hey, about that boxing match. (laughing) - I just said he's like, okay, it's time to offer valid until everyone finds out you're a piece of shit. (laughing) - Sorry, you're just past the deadline. Sorry to interrupt. - Oh, no, it's okay, but the thing is that he's a massive fucking, he talks all this shit, can't back any of it up. And the only fights he will ever take is versus someone where there's no chance that he could lose. He'll fight XQC, but he'll never debate. He'll never, he'll never box May. He'll never box Sam Hyde. He'll debate random shatters, but he'll never debate someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about because he can't, because he's all, he's just fraudulent. He has, the reason he's with his honest, the things that he says aren't things that he actually believes. He just says what people want him to say, and he really pays into that mentally deranged, delusional crowd. - I have a problem with a lot of like a lot of the right wing, you know, content creators, like some of the streamers, like talking heads and stuff like that, for the same reason, 'cause I don't think sometimes people, it's not genuine. I don't think it's what they actually believe. I think a lot of times, and there's probably a few people that know what I'm talking about, or who I'm talking about, but like they're not saying what they believe, they're saying what is a fringe opinion, that they can kind of collect that 20 to 30% of people that believe the unpopular thing. - Yes. - And whatever the controversial thing is, like you're being lied to, this, this, this, like the very conspiratorial shit, and even though they know it's shit, like they're not stupid. - And they want to stand on it. - And they want to stand on it either. Like it's, oh well, I guess I was wrong. Anyway, next inflammatory opinion, which is 'cause it gets clicks. - Yeah. - What's his name we can cut the name just in case, but (beep) I didn't know that was happening to him. I didn't know either. - I don't know, I still don't know what's going on with that. - So apparently it was, you have an individual that would say no suppression. You, everything should be freedom of speech. Talk about everything. Come to find out he was copyrighting channels and striking them. - Oh (beep) Well, this guy's, so this guy's (beep) but again, I don't know the name so cut it. - Oh, you know, no, he copyright struck. This people call (beep) - Well, that's who he did. - Yeah, sure. - Oh, okay. - So he started doing it on a whole bunch of big people. Anyone that just said anything negative about him, he would just go after him. So they've, the reason I'm not saying his name because I know a poor (beep) you are going through it right now. - Oh God. - I feel like an idiot. - Yeah. - Like we're trying to salvage this situation right now, but we're seeing how it goes. - I mean, I've had people that are like, well, Brent and Herrera got my channel deleted and taken down whatever I'm like, I have never in my fucking life. - I'm like, I hate to be an asshole about it, but it's like the Thanos, like, I don't even know who you are. (all laughing) - The exact same thing. I haven't eaten multiple times. I've never copyright struck anybody. - 'Cause the only time I've copyright struck people is when they've legitimately just reposted my video and stolen it. - Oh, I still won't even do that because I know that is what they want to do. And it'll cause like a stri-sand effect where like this channel that nobody knows is reposting my shit, right? Then be like, "Tack don't did what?" And it's, or like, I've already got so much for a sh*t that I didn't f**king do what you're doing to kill us. I'm just like, "I had to talk your sh*t, bro. I don't get a f**k." Repost my clips and out of context, maybe look, but I don't consider it. - Just spell my name right. - Yeah. (all laughing) - Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all day comfy grip. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. - Oh the one, the pet peeve I have, this is so funny. I'm like, dude, post all the hate videos you want, but there's this one f**king photo of me on the internet that I have a look retarded. And they always make that the f**king thumbnail. - Dude, it's insane. - It's so annoying. - Is it the first Google image? - Yeah, probably. It's probably the first Google image. - Imagine that's why it always gets picked first. - Let's see, tech tone. Is that also the first Google image? 'Cause it drives me insane. It's this one. - Also, this one goes hard. - It's this one. - I hate this f**king photo. - That's it all the way, it's this. - Oh, that's cool. - That's from a political article. They're trying to make me look bad. - What do you look awesome? - I'm like, dude, that's f**king rad. - Yeah, wait. - That looks crazy. - It's a dumb shit. - It's a thumbnail, this one, I just, oh yeah, that one that's like, dude, post any other photo, making me have to be like a racist Nazi. I don't care. This, God, it's so bad, bro. I look so cool. - Oh, yeah. - That was also before the weight loss, I think, too. - Yeah, that was 340 pounds in that photo. I f**king hate it, bro. - So annoying. - Cody, good to you. - Oh, yeah, this one. It's so bad, bro. I hate it so much, bro. - I have the f**k off. - I don't care what people should talk to me at all. I actually, I'll be real, I watch a lot of my hate videos. I love 'em. - Also, this one from Huffington Post. - That's so cool. - They're trying to make me look. - Yeah, that's like, bring those bad asss. - The Huff-Pow-1, it looks cool as sh**. - I'm like, you're trying to like, just scary gun guy, and I'm like, "Hell yeah, send me a copy." - I had this one guy, he was a 60 year old man who lived with his parents, and he made videos on me every single day for a year and a half. And they got like 50 views, I watched every single one. It was awesome. I would invite people over to watch, 'cause this guy was out of his f**king mind. - Like actually, like, skit so opposed. - You know, he would legit talk about like, how he had like, this happened. Like, he was fighting me in real life. And like, I threw a fireball at him. And so, he summoned an ice shield. And I'm like, "Pro, what is this guy saying?" - I think that next time, I'm like, "Crazy and next." - That was awesome. - That was the terrifying thing, but I'm like, "Hmm." - Oh, no, he's not in reality right now. - It's like, "Well, that's funny. "You should probably have him committed." (laughing) - That's not good. - Yeah, that was good. That guy could be standing behind you and lying at Walmart. That's, 'cause people don't understand that haters help you. And people don't get that. So people worry about hate way too much. That's one thing that I'm not gonna mention to you. I never talk about, I never say who I talk to. But a lot of people don't realize that hate coming from a side that you don't want benefits your channel, because there are certain people where if they sh** on you, that benefits your career because the people who hate that people will instantly have the inverse opinion. Even if what they say is true sometimes. So you don't really have to worry about hate unless it's coming from a source that was positively affiliated with you. - But like, infighting essentially. - Yes, you never want infighting, but if the other side comes at you, it doesn't fuckin' matter at all. - I've seen that firsthand. So like the day after Tony dropped out of the race. Seeing it, like I had Jake Tapper on CNN talking about how like, I'm a neo-Nazi piece of sh** and all this stuff. It was a very bizarre experience. Like, prime time news. - Yeah. - That's not true. - As prime time as CNN could be anyway. - 'Cause you're not a Nazi. - No, yeah, crazy thought. - Yeah, Herrera, the brown, Herrera, the brown face of white supremacy in running the CNN. But immediately after a bunch of like Republican talking heads that I've never talked to, you know, they probably didn't know who I was. Immediately showed up in my defense. And I'm like, this is cool. Like, that's never happened before. - What the fuck is this? - No, thank you. I like just no hate. Keep it nice, happy, make dark jokes. Oh, I guess even then people get mad about the dark jokes. - I feel like we've done a pretty good job at keeping the unsub audience, you know, relatively positive. - Oh yeah. - Like extremely, I mean, then tell you up on the rich, like the Buffalo school thing. - Don't slander people we like and don't fuck with kids. - Yeah, surprising, surprising. And then they got bullied into existence and stopped that instantly. - Pulled into existence? - Yeah. - Oh, the bully out of existence. - We've created life. - Yes. - Yeah, real hard. - And Cody, did you know its father's day is around the corner? - What? - Does this look familiar? - What the fuck did you bring the wrong charger? - I was confused and scared. I'm so scared. - Avoid that with this. - Bridge wallet. - Much like Brandon and myself, Ridge was actually designed by a father and a son. 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I went to y'all show a couple of months ago, whenever the hell that was. - I don't want to do much. - I'll say two months. - Two months, three months? Whenever the fuck that was. - That was like an October. - Yeah, so five months, six months now? - Dang, that was a while ago then. Anyways, minimal real life, super nice. Everybody across the board, super nice, especially on Twitter, dude, God damn, bro. They will support this out of people on Twitter, especially if you don't see it donut, PVPing every single day. Having those people on the couch and they're like, "Yeah, whatever he says, I agree with it." - I agree with this piece of shit. - It's one of the funnest parts about you being in Japan, which is just waking up at seven o'clock in the morning. - Fuck the sound. - Seeing you at like 4.30 in the morning, just throwing Molotovs at people on Twitter. - I never picture Cody like that. (laughing) - It's cash fire. - It's like just open my window, it's the Cody throwing Molotovs at cars. - Seeing everybody gang up on Tony was the funniest. - I'm gonna miss that. - I know, I know, good times. - I mean, good times. - And the next person learned a valuable lesson about it. - She's not posted on Twitter in about a month and a half. - The weird. Imagine if you're-- - She went private. She went private with her Twitter for like half a day, and then a reporter had reached out and asked her why she made it private, like implying she was gonna write a story about it. And then suddenly her Twitter was back up, and it was public, and it was a mistake. In reality, the very first time we had like a little like Twitter skirmish, and our audience got involved. Which by the way, she does have a Facebook page. (laughing) Just so you know. - 'Cause imagine if you're not used to like 10 to 20 comments period, and then every once in a while, you might get like a little hate, like one out of hundreds. And that's multiple posts. Now all of a sudden you did a single post, you're not used to that, and the internet suddenly hates you. - Well, 'cause I think the thing is, these people are used to being able to just throw out a slander, and not have consequences. And so when they get called to the carpet on it, to the tune of hundreds of comments, they're not prepared to handle it, 'cause they're not used to push back, especially my opponent. I don't think she's ever had like actual, you know, like in my world, like with the internet and shit like that. My skin's very thick. 'Cause my skin's very thick, 'cause like I've been on the internet for my entire life, essentially. So I'm used to reading comments, stuff like that. - Do you ever do call, do you do lobbies? - Oh yeah, dude, God, modern warfare too? - Yep, that was the best. - Fuck off. It's hard to say something that legitimately pisses me off. That I take to heart, but like, these people are just used to being able to say whatever. - With very little repercussion, even those articles that came out against you right after the Tony situation, they stopped. - You had what, three different-- - Like a Rolling Stone, which again, still, might see you. (laughing) - A parent neo-nazi, it's like, man. - A one word. - A parent. - If one degree of separation. - Interesting choice, 'cause I think they felt that meant a legit and it does not. - Yeah. - Like, well, we'll see. (laughing) (laughing) - I have passed on all of that world. - I got blocked on Twitter again. - Oh. - Rainbow Six each. - Oh yeah, man. - What was the story on that? - They had this incredibly gay gun, and I said it was a gay gun, and they blocked me. And I was like, LOL, they blocked me. And so everyone, you know, I threw a Molotov at it. - I was in there. - Yep. - So everyone started. - I think that was one of the Molotovs. - And then they unblocked me immediately after they started getting, hey. - There you go. - But I was blocked for like 20 minutes there. It was weird. (laughing) It was one little, like, 22-year-old interns. Like, oh, block this guy. The boss. (laughing) - You did what? (laughing) - Are you all familiar with the Manosphere? - The what? - The Manosphere. - I feel like that's the entire theme of this podcast. Are you familiar with X? What? (laughing) - I figured you would be like there's, so there's content credits like Andrew Tate, and Nick Fuentes is part of the Manosphere. Myron Gaines is part of the Manosphere. - And I've never heard the term, I guess. - Oh, yeah, yeah. So it sounds like there were like a bunch of people who just like fucking hate women, right? And so, you know, though the rise of misogyny, is on the up right now. And, you know, some people get it, some people don't. But there was one story that happened recently that I'd love to share with you guys about these rumors called the name of Tens and Kaide. We're like, when people become misogynistic, people like Tens, I like get it. So there was a chick called Kaide, and she was a Valorant Streamer. - Those are Tens and Kaide. - Yeah, Tens and Kaide. - Okay. - Kaide is the woman. - I thought it was a Johnny's name. (laughing) - Cody Nant. (laughing) - Oh, you did your yellow face voice. - Who's being it? - They don't say that too often. But then there was Tens, who was another Asian. They are both Asian, surprisingly. I mean, hilarious, above the whole Tens and Kaide thing. And Tens was the number one Valorant player in the whole world, okay? And so Tens and Kaide began to date early on. They were feeling each other out. And Kaide was a nobody. No viewers. Tens, Tens had like 10, 15, 20,000 viewers. Every time we went live. Well, Kaide got cancer, okay? And because of the cancer, a lot of people like Iron Maus have also, Iron Maus is a Vtuber. She kind of blew up because those are them. Those are the Asians. - Yep, those are them having a couple. Very happy couple. The story has a great happy ending, I'm sure. - I'm looking forward to it. - Yeah, but there's some streamers who blow up because they have health issues. Because Twitch community is actually pretty nice. They're like, "Oh, this person's struggling. We want to be there to help him out and support him." - And then they stand up from the wheelchair. - Yeah. - Yeah, because they forget to turn off the (beep) - What? - That was a guy from one of the pool. - Yeah, oh my God. - What? - Oh, dude, this, you're like, "Oh, okay, whoo." He's been getting donations 'cause he can't walk. Wheelchair, but he's a girl that. World of Warcraft, what can't we say? - It was wow. - Wow, boom. And then he's like, "Okay, thanks everyone. "Fuckin' love you." Boom. Stands up from the wheel chair, bro. It's crazy. - And then he's like, "Stream, still up." - Yo, man, homie just walked. (laughing) - It's a miracle. - Dude, your donations worked. - I swear it was just like. (laughing) - You're welcome, I need to leave it. - Everything. - I would just kill my breakers at that point just. - Yeah. - There's a glitch AI. - Oh, man, I'm so glad we have AI as an excuse now. - That's gonna be great. - Oh, guys, that footage wasn't real. But anyways, so Tens decided to step back from content creation as the number one valorant player in the world, as well as a multimillion dollar career as a streamer to take care of Kaide because she had cancer. And because they couldn't see Tens anymore, that whole viewership went to go support Kaide and because she had cancer, they all stuck around. - What kind of cancer? - I have no idea. Yeah, I'm not sure. It wasn't pancreas, I'm sure it'll say. Tid cancer. - Why are you so certain it wasn't pancreas? - It's like that one you're just dead. That one's like this. - Really, no shit. - Yeah, pancreatic cancer is like super dangerous. I believe it's like the worst one to get is what I've been told. - I didn't know that. - Yeah, 'cause he had prostate cancer. - Is that actually what it was? - She had prostate cancer. - I was like, maybe this Jack's not getting a camera charted. - She does not have a prostate cancer. (laughing) - So I haven't drank alcohol in a while, so I'm fucked up right now. - It's like cute myloid, I believe, leukemia. - Okay, leukemia. - Okay, so she had this horrible disease. She lost her hair and all that stuff. And Tens was like seen in her background all the time bringing her snacks, bringing her food, supporting her fully in her career, as well as this is confirmed, giving her his own blood. They were similar for blood, so he was able to donate her blood. There was rumors this was never confirmed that he also gave her some bone sampling. Something from his bone. - Oh, Mary. - Mary transplant. - Well, I don't wanna say that because I can't confirm it. - Are you able, by the way, to give them bone marrow? - I'd imagine. - No, well, they can't, like, you can't get numb or something, you feel everything. I do know that that's interesting. - Interesting that you get a terrible marrow. - Yeah. (murmuring) - It's the only thing that breaks down and then it's the, that's why eating it's really good for you. - Delicious. - Not human marrow, not human. - Yeah. - In general. (laughing) - Well, I mean, it's very nutrient dense. - Yeah, well, it's great on sourdough, delicious. - Anyways. - Once again, not human. - Yeah, not human. - Maybe, maybe you do have those 13, your pay spend to get out of fucking no, like, oh, to a sourdough. - Oh, yeah. Get a mother, young, nice human. (laughing) - You are a streamer. - Jesus, fuck. Ah, good lord. Check my hard drives. So. (laughing) - It's so restful. - That's another crazy story that I probably won't tell until later. - I mean, you probably should tell that one now. - Yeah, I probably should. - So yeah, Kylie became a very popular streamer very quickly because of Tens' support, and other streamer support and their cancer. And she goes into remission. And Tens put his entire career on hold, retired from everything to take care of this chick. The moment that she recovered from her cancer, she leaves this guy immediately and gets plowed by one of his friends, like within like a week on a cruise ship where they were apparently abandoned. And yeah. - Do they have antivirus now? - They probably do have the antivirus. But the internet was furious of this chick because it's like a lot of people are just saying, what the fuck does a man have to do in 2026 to just make a woman happy enough to fuck you? Stay this guy has he said anything about it like about this situation because I saw like No, I just happened to see like some posts where he was basically like hey, we parted mutually So many times before the breakup they publicly stayed it together like even if anything happens They're never gonna go in on each other because they don't want any drama So the internet's kind of going in for them Because ten is a very sweet guy a very good guy and he probably just doesn't want any drama But it is fucking heartbreaking how you know your whistle and for four years you give him your blood You give up your career and then the moment they have an opportunity to leave and so a lot of people resonated with that story And they said, you know this bitch But yeah, that is why that is the story that I get why some people are misogynist when something like that happens Don't worry. I always I mean that's a pretty unique scenario started That's a pretty unique scenario to you know literally be someone's fucking blood bag Like it and my thing is it's still putting yourself in that situation It's even I mean Savile that she knew hey Relationship will come second like building empires first because that's what's a sustainable model and then Build your own empire same time and then we can coexist great I feel like there would be different if Sav got cancer Yeah, but still it's still Even at that's like oh babe. Hey, yeah, I'll take care of you This still needs to happen. I have the money to have you taken care of though at the same time so I can afford that life We can continue to afford this lifestyle I will make sure you're taken care of but I still have to work at the same time especially at a young age if you're a twin How old were they? Well, they were both there we go. Yeah, there we go. That's the hard part That's why it's like at that age statistically. What's the chance of you staying together past 30? Slim homie. Sorry. I'm a realist on that You just you just did the math on her mortality rate on leukemia versus your odds Either oh, I think it can be sick or not sick. I'm like the most sociopathic thing I've ever heard in my life Just chances are here's where this is gonna happen So put her down like the family dog Jesus Christ One of those ones where I'm like, mm-hmm. Now she's a piece of shit though everyone hates her. Yes. Of course. Yes. Okay. So well, well I know text yeah, yeah, we said he's he's came back to streaming He also went back to Valorant immediately went to the top of the charts and his streaming career is blown up So I helped him I guarantee you know Yeah, that's that's the great thing is that tell you know some horrible tragic life events will be great for your career So you know you gotta take what the upside like I was you got cancer but hey man those numbers Can an event we'll fucking literal can an event it's Scott can take the blistics. Oh My god almost getting fucking killed his great reviews tragedy's great reviews. He did you know Scott Kentucky's you told me all this Yeah, 50 kill. Yep. Yeah, 50 cowl enough dead damage You could say damage as split as jugular and had it Yeah, his thumb halfway down almost blood to death for his dad. We didn't find what you know We got a text a few days later and then the internet though. He kept it out of his wife and they kept it off the internet until He explained the story right like a month. Yeah, yeah, like we kept it quiet He did a really good job. Oh, dude. I know we've rehashed in the podcast a few times, but I remember I was like Doing car karaoke and Bernie just driving down like it was a nice like chill day fucking windows down like 75 degrees Great day, and I get a call from Cody and Cody's worse Because I like I just answered the phone. I felt like a fucking asshole because I answered the phone I just said you're interrupting some really really good car karaoke right now. This better be important No changing pitch, just completely monotone Scott had an accident And that's how I found out because you talked to that guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, State Trooper called me before anyone did Okay, who was who knew who knew him who policed with him? And yeah, called me and told me about it His wife was trying to keep it quiet Yeah, and then that inadvertently turned into you tearing what tearing your shoulder by hitting an eggplant with a folding table Okay, it sounds out of fucking pocket, but that did happen We we like basically volunteered to take over for Scott's channel for a while Because he was obviously recovering like he was really fucked up And so when we did a video. I think it was your video We just did one way we were everybody stepped up like I did a video for his channel Cody did a video for his channel I think maybe grant them to I don't know like it was a bunch of people this those channel wouldn't die out Because he's gonna be gone for a while. Like keep supporting him like he got all the ad sense revenue and everything kept the algorithm alive Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah, no he got fucked up if I can find his chest But his thing was like shooting the god damn looks so cool, though Yeah, yeah, that's gangster as fuck he goes down his chest. Yeah, oh yeah It's like a full cuz they had split his sternum open I think oh my god. Yeah, but he But his whole thing is like shooting like eggplants and you know folding tables and everything like that So at one point I like for a bit like you tossed an eggplant and I swatted it with a folding table and apparently That's a lot of inertia I got a pretty serious labral terror on my left arm. Oh do I forgot that happened I remember we got a video. I felt like a fucking idiot. Oh Immediately like I fuck something up. That was bad. That's what Scott feels like Yeah, basically need to do our thing. Oh Man, and I think that's just what we learned is just you get injured on Kentucky ballistics channel do that gun Have you when are you doing the video or have you already released the video of the one Well, uh at time recording we haven't released it, but in the I don't know when this whenever this comes out. When is this coming out show when does this come out This weekend, okay, I probably wouldn't have released it then Uh, what's up? Okay, so the video I have coming up is shooting the world's most dangerous 50 cal It's like it's the Vulcan 50 it is notorious For blowing the fuck up like it is I don't know if it's killed anyone yet But it's come close like this thing sends like the lug sheer or fires out of battery It sends bolts into people's fucking neck Like there are dudes that have fired it. I didn't shoot it. We had a good good god. No. That was one that we looked at it We don't we couldn't even tell if it had been fired yet, but this year was already starting to wear did you like hire a minority to shoot it for you? No We're gonna miss a day I just picture brain in it's like a string Slope it's like a home depot Better we had sandbags, but we did put like a ballistic dummy like a ballistic dummy head. How's he doing? Not great. Oh Damn great. Those are fly out. I mean, how much forced it's the I mean equal an opposite reaction You'll see it in the video, but it like the bolt flew out so fast and like the damage looks incredible, but If flew out so fast that it's smacked in the bunker that everybody was hiding in yeah To the so fucking quick it shook the camera that was up on the ledge. Oh my god. This is the opposite way by the way Probably about 15 feet away 15 to 20 feet away That's it's terrifying. I know military was always never charge The saw or the 240 when the butt plates off because yeah, and you swap their hands if they go to reach to charge it Just because we've heard horror stories of even that the spring. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, don't do that But yours just fine. I did that the first time Were they not good? Don't do that. It's under a lot of It's like machine gun. That rifle to still looks like it's terrier. It's a Hunting rifle that then just has it's like a single shot 50 BMG What's it called the Vulcan 50 this big of a bullet people don't realize that these guns are actually fucking dangerous This company's changed names like four times They're the I'm gonna make this joke the video, but they're at the firearm equivalent of like your local shitty fair that changes corporation name every time Like a 14-year-old dies on the Ferris wheel Like it was bad. It was really bad bro It's easier scary dude. It's a it's an anti-aircraft round that we just You know grafted into a man fireable shoulder fireable round because it is a stick of dynamite people don't realize that It's like a fucking bomb. That's why your 50 cows is the most terrifying the shoulder one Oh, I think it's safe m2 a2. Yeah M8 e2 a2 sorry. Yeah, that one's cool. It's safe, but it's still It's pretty pretty reliable, but you're you're faces right next to the chamber. That's terrifying. - And that's Scott's video, it's just bad ammo. - That's just a hot load, right? - It's a mixture of things. So naturally, if you are shooting a bolt or single shot specifically like 50-cal, like if the AK50 would have a catastrophic malfunction, like knock on wood, it's overbuilt, we specifically didn't want anybody to get scotted, but there's a foot and a half of receiver behind it, like the explosions right here, you're pushing back a sh*t load of bolt mass, there's a spring that's capturing it, there's a rear trunnion meant to stop the bolt, like there's so much sh*t behind it that would make it less of a problem for the shooter, if there's a catastrophic mouth, right? Single shot, there's nothing behind the bolt. That bolt just goes straight back into the shooter. And that's what happened to Scott. I mean, the end cap I think broke his orbital, like it went straight into his head, broke his orbital, and I think the ears went into his jugular and like long. - I just don't get how you like don't die from that shit, it's like that that bullshit in the anime where it's like, you actually missed all my vitals, it's like how barely like I blew out your brain, and like I shouldn't have that. - The bolt went through your heart, right? Are you sure? - The invincible's pretty bad about that. - I hate it, it's like no spoilers, of course, but there's a character that gets his intestines ripped out for like half an hour. And then, actually, there's another character that gets punched through his heart, and then he's just like, oh, actually I'm fine, it's like I get stronger too. - It's like, what are we doing here, bro? It's like I'm actually stronger after that. I would not be, by the way, I'm not gonna say what happens. Are you guys with the comics? - No. - What's gonna happen next season cannot err on TV? - You like spoiled that for me on the plane, the. - I was like, I don't know how they do it because I was like, I don't know how they do that shit. - I was just waiting for it the entire time, 'cause so I was just catching up on it 'cause I only watched the first season, I don't like it. But then I just recently watched seasons two through four, maybe the last month or two. - Yeah, it was really good, I do like the show. - I think Invincible is all right. I think it's good for an American cartoon, I think, compared it to like, you know, the top 50 anime, anime just, it's on it. But like, everybody's talking about it, so I'll walk on it and watch it just for fun. Just like, you know, I'll be like, oh, it's a conquest, he's a bad guy. Awesome voice acting, by the way, man conquest is so fucking cool. - That's Jeffrey Dean Morgan. - Yes, the man, that's Niggit from Walking Dead. - Also, yeah, the Sam and Dean's dead and Supernatural. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Of course. - What the fuck, man? - Supernatural, the Supernatural. - No, that's, like the monster hunting, like Ghost Demon Hunter, okay. - I'll count on Ivincing that. - Oh, it's 15 seasons, it's super easy to get through. - Oh, yeah. - How many episodes in each season? - I'll do, it's like 20. And they're 40, 45 minutes a piece. - Yeah, I've watched one piece twice, so. - What, why? - I'm losing. - How many episodes is that? - 12, I think it's 11 to 1200. - How long has each episode? - Okay, realistically, only 20 minutes. - But okay. 20 minutes, but then it's like, this is what happened last episode. This is what's gonna happen next episode. - So it's the anime thing where the intro's for four minutes of this, yeah. - The way I watched it, I also watched the first time I watched it just to get caught up. I watched it on double speed. And then I rewatch it in regular speed. But just to get through it, to get the cliff notes and then to watch it actually absorb it. - Watching 1,000 episodes double speed sounds psychotic. - It's not, when you-- - 15 days, yep. - Like, so it's just-- - So it's all street. - So it's Japanese, it's Japanese. So you're only reading subtitles. They speak slowy shit. After everything that happens, like, okay, so it's like-- - Are you one of those no-dubs guy? - No, I love dubs. If a show has a good dub, I will watch the dub every single time. The problem is, there's like barely any good dubs. Like Dragon Ball Z is the greatest dub of all time. So like, I will watch that. - So that pulled me the fuck out of Attack on Titan because I was watching that the entire time with dubs, which I still fuck off Attack on Titan is fucking peak. I love that one. - Was it like the ending? - Yeah. - Do you ever watch Code Geos? - No. - That's why you liked it. - Well, I was like, who's-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He used to be Code Geos, right? Yeah, because Attack on Titan is just Code Geos ending, but just terrible. So like, that's why-- - I like the after, like, the credits scene. - Yes. - That's really fucking, like, that kind of tied everything together. - I can't believe you just watch anime. I can't even know that. That's weird. - I don't. I really don't, but like, it was somebody at the time that told me, like, this is like a great gateway drug and they were completely correct. 'Cause it doesn't do the fucking kawaii, like, it's not happy, sorry. - And if I was to get a foul show, I don't know. - Yeah, like, it's very, it's very pretty. - There's too much on Japanese. There's way too much. - Very gritty. But what pulled me out is that I was watching at the entire time with the dubs, and then when the new, I watched it just when the last couple episodes were coming out, so they hadn't done the dubs yet. - Oh, yeah. - And so I got thrown into what the original voice actors sound like. - Yeah. - And it freaked me the fuck out. - Why can't you do so much better? - Well, I couldn't tell what was going on. 'Cause these were not the voices that I knew. I'm like, who the fuck is talking right now? And then you're reading and trying to watch everything at the same time. - Fuckin'. - Oh, I'm like, I'm literate, so that's not a problem, but like, it shit. - But when you're like, I never even, I watch subs. - Yeah. - That's it. - And then I will go back and watch some American dub. I'm like, oh, shit, I didn't, it's the little things. You'll just miss because, oh, a Hunter X Hunter. He goes into such detail with his fights, where it's like, little shit on the screen, you're missing if you're reading and doing that. At the same time, I was like, okay, I didn't know that. Fuck. - It's actually like what you experienced at Attack On Time. I experienced with Hodgymayna repo. Because Elon put me on Hodgymayna repo. Watch the English dub. Incredible. - Could you say that, like, half speed? - Hodgymayna repo. - Okay. - Which I think means, like, boxing in the mid. - Oh, yeah, you told me to watch that one. - Yeah, it's like English dub is great. I love it. And then it just stops. And I just, I can't watch it anymore. Yeah, I love the English dub so much. I literally can't watch it. And it makes me so mad. Because Elon's like, dude, it gets insane. I'm like, that's great. It's not an English dub. I'm not rematch it, bro. - It's so good. - I don't think I've watched anime since that, by the way. Damn. - Yeah, I haven't watched anime for a very long time. - You took a fucking break. - Yeah, I watched like, invincible. And then I'm just like, I'm just play cards. That's all I do. - It's a fucking play card. - It's a game. - Rift bound. - It's really good. - It's really fun. - Oh, yeah. - There's so much money, bro. It's insane. - It's you know, he wasn't. - I know of it. I didn't play it. - It's like the most successful Moe of all time. - I think that's why I still have hairs. I've never played League of Legends. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - It's an accidental burn. (all laughing) - I know. - That, well, Nick plays it too. I mean, that'll actually be huge in the league. He finally hit Goldberg. - There's a direct correlation between people that still have hair follicles in the front of her head, and people who play League of Legends. - I would say, you know, I go on so much anti-hair rants on my stream. And not like, you know, I can't do, 'cause you all have great hair, you know. Look, I'm just saying, like, when people try to shit on with her-- - What the fuck is an anti-hair rant? - I think hairs for (bleep) (all laughing) - Literally potentially. - Literally a thing about it. Like, you're winking up in the morning, and you're like, oh, hold up. I gotta fix my hair. Okay, bitch. What are you? All right, you know what? He just rolled out of bed. I'm bald. Good to go. Let's get it. I don't use no shampoo. Body wash is the same sh-- I'm out the door in three minutes. - Same. We still use the same shampoo. - No, you're dumb. I know you're using good tips. - It's like, no, no. It's like, the whole meme about guys that do the-- Oh, well, your shampoo is like, what's shampoo, conditioner, body wash, motor oil, lubricant? Like, it's just like, fucking 18 and a one. - Yeah. All by-- - Sandblasting compound, like-- - Oh, yeah. - Is it on your sink? - On your head. It's like, man. So, like, when y'all shower hair havers, of course. You know, like, do you blow dry your hair? - Sounds like a slur. - No, I do not blow dry my hair. - Do you use any product at all? - Yeah. - Okay, come on. And then that takes time, right? You gotta-- - No, really, it's like-- - It takes like a minute. - There's a-- - Well, you wear a hat. - That's really it. - Well, today, I-- (laughing) - And how low do you live with that hat on? - Yeah. - Like, something about it, like, but with a hat, you know, you don't have to do any of this shit. But like, when you don't wear a hat, you gotta like, you gotta wash it. - My hair care routine takes two minutes a day. - But I'm mad at you. - Let's do this stuff and do this. - Yeah, but that adds up. - You know, you could be washing one piece twice. (laughing) - Two times five, that's 10 minutes a week. - Oh, that's for those-- (laughing) - And then you just die on the weekends. - The one piece 15 fucking days. (laughing) - I can just wake up 10 minutes earlier. - I don't know, my fiance, like, with her hair, holy fuck. - It's like half an hour, 45 minutes a day. - They have more. - I know. And that's what I'm saying. - I don't like it, to be honest. - I think everybody should be bald. - Now, everybody is a strong word. - More people should be bald. It's great, bald-by-choice. I'm obviously bald-by-choice. I'm definitely not-- I'm definitely gonna go for it. - BBC? (laughing) - Yeah, I'm gonna go bald for it. - Big BBC fan over here. - Yeah, you got it. - I remember when I first noticed my bald spot. I was like, I was fucking devastated. I was like, oh, fuck's happening. I thought, 'cause I used to have hair like you. Believe it or not, that was my hair. - No shit. - Yes, I had that exact haircut when I was 24. Then I woke up and saw hair on my pillow. It just happened, and I was like, oh my god. And the worst thing was I was fat, too. I was super fat. You can't just be fat and bald. So I had to go to the gym. - Choose a struggle. (laughing) - Yeah, first you had to go to the gym and then you had to get tattoos. You can't just, you have to pick one. Otherwise, you're just fuck, you're weird. If you were gonna look at you, if you're weird. - Yeah, you can't be bald with no beard, 'cause then you look like you have cancer. - I'm like, I'm a boy with that conversation. It's like, no, no, no, no. - Why don't you, you didn't do the struggle where it's like, it's there. - Nope, I like what people hold on to. - They come forward. - Dude, way too long. - Well, the ass is my gold? - Is this bad? - It's pretty bad. - God. I don't know, I'm not like looking at Asmond's head. I'm like, "Oh, whatever, how his hair's new." - He was that video he did the other day. 'Cause he was on somebody's podcast, right? - Yeah, he was on, I think he did. - Well, he did. - He is? - I think that's what it was. I didn't realize how bad it was. - Yeah, no, it's horrible. I told him that every, for steak and eggs, I told him every day how awful it was. - Love your body, but that's, it's time. - Oh, no, it's fucking time. - 'Cause I think his Asmond is such a great guy. He's a very good dude. But like, he's holding on to that fucking hair. He's way too long, like just shave your head. Go to the gym. Stone cold gold would go harder. - If he, 100%, if he, if he just lost the fucking hair. - Yes. - And then started working out like crazy. That, that redemption arc would be absurd. - 'Cause like the thing is like, whenever any of these people go after him, they go after his room. He cleaned up the room. Nobody said shit about the room anymore. He's done. Now they went after his teeth. He fixed his teeth. His teeth are almost good. Now. - What's up with his teeth? - Oh, fuck, disgust. - Oh, dude. - I didn't know my color. - The story was the worst thing I've ever heard. - Was it, was it Chipotle? - His teeth were rotting. - Yes. - Like rotting rotting. He didn't understand that or thought it was, I guess not that bad. - Yes. - And he would eat Chipotle. And he always just assumed that the Chipotle tasted weird. He gets his teeth fixed. And then he was like, holy shit. This Chipotle tastes amazing. Come to find out. It was the rotting teeth with the taste of his food. - Oh, god. - That's why Asmonwell doesn't drink water. I guess it would taste like what was in his mouth. And so we thought water just tasted bad. Right, it's even worse because like, so his teeth would regularly just bleed. So he would put his hand in his mouth and wipe the blood on his walls. As well. - I heard that bit. That is fucking insane. - And then this one time he was raiding in World of Warcraft and his teeth really hurt. And so he didn't want to stop mid-fight. So he grabbed pliers and he pulled out his own thing. - Root root. - Root root. - Like gum bleeding is one thing. Like the natural instinct to rub it on a wall instead of, I don't know, an napkin. - I would love to call it this. - Six months of just, let's get him jacked, you shit. - Listen, I've been a firm advocate that Asmonwell needs to come on Nils podcast. And now, you know, I mean. - Not after this conversation, maybe, maybe. - I think we love to have him, like serious. He's right down the road. - He is the f--- man. - We would come like such a good dude. - We would actually just set up a podcast. You know his room. - You know what would be easier. - So he has a podcast called AllCraft with Rich Campbell. Great guy. One of y'all should just go on, show him that everything's okay. - And then we kidnap him. - Exactly. And then just grab him, right? Just do his podcast for AllCraft. And then y'all do it up a son together out there. That's what you should do. - Snagman gold. - Exactly. - Fucking grab him. - Yeah, y'all need to meet Rich too. Rich is amazing. Great people. - Never heard of him. - Oh, he's the f--- man. Rich Campbell. Fucking awesome. Yeah, one of the best showmans of all time. Great speaker, horribly addicted to Gacha games. - Also, for anybody who has mysephone, mysephone, I'm so sorry, I just chewed ice directly into the microphone. - That's another word you made up. Just like instant concert with NASA Roard. What did you say that wasn't a Roard? Indiscriminately. - Indiscriminately. - I know that's a Roard. That's a word. - That was the word that you said that you weren't sure. But I'm like half way hammered. I'm a lightweight, by the way. - Indiscriminately. You know, one of those words you f---ed up. (laughing) - Find the government. The government made up these words. - That de-incentivization. - De-incentivization, that's the one. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, close. - But yeah, y'all should do that. I feel like that's the highest chance. It's like, y'all need to talk, man. It's been so long. And we talked about this the last time I was-- - He covered some of the Tony stuff when that was first breaking. I think he covered my video on breaking down like the, 'cause I waited on that shit forever, man. Just, you know, I didn't want to be able to, I didn't want to come forward and say something too early where like there wasn't actual proof and then I look like an asshole. - Of course, yeah. - But as soon as it was 100% confirmed, beyond a shadow of a doubt and he was still lying about it, that's what I'm just like, all right. - Yes. - And Asmond covered that. And he did a great job. He called Tony a fucking retard. - Good. - It's wild. Did you ever gaslight yourself or him gaslight you and maybe this is fake? 'Cause that's always those hard ones when they're doubling down. It's like, it's fake. You think, okay, did I talk to the liar about this? - Honestly, no. - Okay. - Because well, here's for a weird reason. 'Cause there were times where I was wondering, I'm like, man, this is so fucking out there. Maybe it's not real, right? But every time he opened his mouth regarding that, immediately. Anybody who knows anything about just body language, communication, I was every time he opened his mouth, like, oh, this motherfucker is so guilty. Like, you really should play if we got the clip here when K-Sat confronted him. - Oh, the. - Daniela Abara, shout out, great reporter. Went to him at like a Veterans Day event. And he just melts. Well, we've been trying to contact your office. We contacted you 16 times. You never replied about the death of Regina. We had to come to you here and he just, is this a Veterans Day? You should be talking about Veterans' stuff. Are we, I just, it's worse. - No, but really, we would like to ask you about as we're here for St. Houston. Like, play the clip, seriously, it's absurd. - Are you talking about Veterans' stuff? If you should, if you're not, you should be talking about it's a beautiful, it's a beautiful Veterans Day here in San Antonio. - Please, please, please. - We're here at Fortesham, we're here at Fortesham, here at Fortesham, here at Fortesham, here at Fortesham. - We're here at Fortesham, here at Fortesham, here at Fortesham, here at Fortesham, here at Fortesham, here at Fortesham, just because he doubled down very hard, and then he lost the ability to speak the English language once confronted with it, it was wild. - I just like how fast I went from, we're taking a step back, I'm re-evaluating, I'm retiring, or I dropped all the race to resigning completely, because that was like a two week. - It was a, it was a, I think, roughly a four-day process from Brandon Herrera's a liar and a piece of shit. He made all this shit up, this is political slander, to losing the election that night, because we beat him by like 900 votes or whatever it was, to, okay, I did it, and everything's truthful, but the husband's gay, that's why she took herself, like, straight up, like, that was his answer, to, I think, like, the day after lost leadership support, and then the day after, he stepped down. - That was the second story that came out, though, right? - Yeah, I think it was a month later, because of all the Eric Swalwell stuff, because Eric Swalwell's, you know, obviously, he's an actual, like, he's the Democratic congressman, that, we did, like, it was like a horse trade, like, the Republicans, the Democrats, both, like, lost a sex past, which, you know, objectively a good thing, you know. - I hate how you have to clarify that he's an actual rest, because those words get thrown around so much, like, fireworks, like, are they? - I hate the politics. - There's so little fucking lie. - Politics now is just, like, anybody I don't like is a pe. - Oh, yeah, of course. - It's getting a little irritating, because it actually, it takes away from people who actually. - And it hurts the victims the most. - Yeah. It's irritating, because, like, I'm obviously, like, one of the bigger proponents, to, like, okay, feet first woodchipper, like, if you, I don't care who you are, like, literally nobody gets protection of my eyes. - You are caught on, like, if you are 100% guilty, like, you are fucking children, feet first and woodchipper. - That's, okay. So, that's actually great, because I haven't been able to get a straight answer out of anybody for this. So, this, like, just happened, like, two, three days ago, there's these two transgenders, and they have confirmed, at the same time, a seven-year-old female child. Why are they in jail, and not just beheaded publicly? - So, it's depending, well, I think that's pretty much universally true, that it's a non-capital crime. So, it was just jail time. - That makes no sense to me. - I didn't know it was a non-capital. - I can't believe it was a fucking child. - You can't be executed for that, I don't think. - No shit. - You should be, frankly. - I mean, in a lot of places, it is a light-leaning, it's a slap on the wrist compared to a lot of shit. You're like, "Well, that's way worse," and then it's like, "Well, they did there one year, three years." - At least in the United States, what I'm talking about. So, that's the shit that drives me crazy, is that certain times you'll hear that this person gets convicted of a ruck, right? - Yeah. - Like a very brutal ruck. - They'll get seven years in jail. But the penalty for owning an SBR without a tax stamp is 10 years in prison. - What the fuck? - Committing no violent crimes, but just owning an AR-15 that's perfectly legal with a barrel that's an inch too short will get you more prison time than ruck. - In certain instances. - That's what I'm saying. - Dude, I was no good, bro. - We just found, I mean, like a year or a month or two ago, I didn't realize, like anyone can be a judge, essentially. - I thought it was. - Oh, it's a lawyer, and a lot of things, not just abouting. - Hey, you're a judge now. - Yes. - Have fun, bro. - Have you ever dared to deal with judges like that? - No, yeah, 100%. The one judge I dealt with the most was like that. - No, not an attorney, didn't have a law background. Just worked at the city and was appointed as the judge there to decide what happens with criminals. - So it's just feel good, like I feel this way today, and this is just an extra. - Well, that's not a lot of course or something, but it wasn't an attorney or Denver works as a judge before, never practice law. - Never was in a courtroom. - Yeah, pretty much. - Yeah. People don't realize that there are a lot of cases that get completely judged by, "Hmm, well, I feel this way." - Oh, yeah. I mean, we like, what is the preponderance of evidence as I believe what they need? Which they mean they need to be 51% sure that they maybe did it, and then that can fuck you for the rest of your life. So if you get an activist judge in a liberal county and you're like a conservative man, you're pretty much just. - It's bad. - Rich pointed that out. We talked about it kind of, but it was one judge up there that was. - All the bachelorette didn't matter, but then I didn't realize also judges can't be held. - Kettle? - No. What's the law? They're not allowed to be held any of that. Yeah, judge can't well, it's like you know another judge like a earna earna Zoruzka's killer Was a repeat offender I believe I believe what was you probably know about a me look what 24-time repeat offender? Which one? Oh, you know Zoruzka the white Ukrainian who was seeking refuge in the United States got killed by the black guy on the metro Right after Charlie Kirk. Oh, yeah, yeah, the little white girl. Yeah, the the the white girl who got stabbed in the train Was like a black dude and he was like a repeat offender like 24 times and he kept on being let go over and over and over and over and over again Yes, the DS. Yeah, it's crazy absolute judicial immunity, so they all have that That's ridiculous. Yep That's the thing where it's wild when you're like, whoa you didn't study law do anything You just got appointed this and now you get to hand out that judgment and if you're extremely lenient like that case Oh, hey, don't worry about it. Yep. It's talking about instead of hey you let that person out. They committed a crime They should then you should be held accountable that was on you. That's that's the shitty part like because you have all these people that like Oh, we need new laws. Oh, the you know crime so bad in the city and they don't realize it's like it's these judges and DA's that you know This guy's held up a guns or a liquor store gunpoint four times and like, oh, well, we'll let him out 30 days community service and then he fucking kills somebody Most violent crimes. It's like a 60% Residivism. Yeah, which is wild when you think about that. I'm like, oh, that's a real that's a big risk to take on Maybe's like you do have your one off. So like I mean JD JD and but it's like streamerity and he held himself accountable and even then he told the stories like I almost went up and was like, oh, we can get out of this one and then instead he would he went up to the Dutch I I'm guilty of this. I just here's my options. I'm hoping for this But I want to hold I want to be accountable for this. Exactly. See here's come in and visit soon. I want to meet that guy. He's great He's he's coming down dude every Twitter post I post he's like, yeah, dude One of those guys where he's like he gets wound up with us. He's just like who we He's a writer die. Yeah, this piece of shit. Yeah, why do we hate him? It's the best do we had I will just the fight was a amazing this. Oh my we had a blast at the fight We'll fight Sean Strickland versus Kamiya of Chamaev you don't want to that? Oh Well, we lost it local. Oh, yeah, the bar we were in was just as soon as Sean was announced as the winner it went ape shit Dude, they were chanting America even though USA during the fight. It was just and They look like they wanted to kill each other on the The walk out him just staring at him like he's a meal. They had like 18 dudes in between them to make sure Just everyone is like hey, we're keeping each other back and then when they finally went at it it was a War they had like bouncers. They're blocking their eyelines It was wild and They went ape shit when it was because it was a good ass fight It was two two and then the last one could have went either way me and Brandon are like Cuz we had a lot of money on that We say new Yeah, the man it was a great fight though cuz I was worried you know cuz all the like the dag of standing is like the white Muslims and shit Like they always want to take shit to the ground and like I understand that's becoming like a meta within UFC It's so boring to watch. I like stand-up fighting like striking like this Yeah, I think Strickland said I don't like wrestling cuz it's gay That in an interview the other day sounds like something Sean would say do you should try boxing because it's kind of just like just that Yeah, I should try that Strickland though he now he is known for one of the best jabs. They actually complimented like he's probably one of the best Jabs in the UFC cuz that cuz he was home. He was just fucking tagging him. He staggered him on a jab I thought right. Oh, he just kept hitting him and hitting him. Yeah, I don't think people get like how devastating a good jab is You would just fucks if you have better reach and give a good jab. You'd use win. Yeah, it's over so good. Even without better reach. Yep And I mean, that's how braided one. Yeah, not the dude out with the jab And I know we've told this like a billion fucking times Everybody that you know you Tony like the trainer Everybody's like, oh, yeah, you'll never knock anybody out on a jab like a jab is important, but you'll never knock anybody out on a jab I still do want to have him on the podcast. I think that'd be a lot of fun. James was that like your was that like your ego moment Like everybody has an ego moment like is that like something that you really like it when my life flashes before my eyes When I'm dying like that'll be in the top 20. Yeah, it was fun. That's just is a great experience for me my big ego moment was Oh, that was an eighth grade. Yo, you know, remember dodgeball. Yeah, dude I was the kid were like whatever teach whatever side whichever team that teacher was on I had to be on the other team because I was Huge when I was a kid. So I was I was like, oh, mr. Cluex on this team. So John you got to be on the other team But I'm like, oh my god. I'm so fucking cool. I remember that dodgeball was fun as fuck. I miss it, dude I wish there was more creator events where it was like actually just dodgeball dodgeball and pickball are this shit They're so fucking good because I was never like very I was never good at sports Like I think like I played soccer and I played like varsity baseball Did you ever apply yourself to try to be good at sports? I mean kind of like not not not really put everything into it But I was always like when it came to like PE time. I was always good at dodgeball and kickball Yeah, those were because those are what you listen if you're just naturally good like if you're a jack of all trades You want to own people. I think it's because it's combative. Yes, I'm not kickball necessarily, but yeah But it's like it's it's because The barrier to entry is very low so people who haven't practiced can still just be fucking freaks out of naturally Because you don't really need to know too much kickball kick the ball, right? Like it's a very different between kicking a ball that's rolled you versus now hit this ball with a stick It's coming at you at 90 miles an hour like it's way fucking different But yeah dodge balls very much like How much pricing to do to fucking just peg somebody like that was just fun Yeah, did you have like the actual like dodge ball dodge balls? Do you have the thumbs in rubber? I had the ones that went You know, I think that dodge balls only make the the rubber. Yes. Yeah, yeah They they took those out of my my middle school before we Yeah, I was in like I think we got to like the eighth grade and they took them away and they they replaced them with the fall ones Those just don't they don't work though. They don't break people's noses Right, they like fucking yeah, they go all over the ground. I was always so lame We're like in dodge ball if you like hit a girl on the face and you get out. It's like what the f*ck really? That's not how it went for y'all. No, we did not have that rule Oh, yeah, so if you hit a boy in the face But if you were a boy and you hit a girl in the face of the dodge ball you were out like you got out and I'm like Are you fucking kidding me? We would we would aim for the girls first Down with the weak links I was I was the kid Cody. She's on your team Like if you had a kid I was the kid where the smaller kids like John take this ball throw it for me. I'm like We have a Hulk. Yeah, oh man. I missed those days, man. The dreadnought has entered the battle I like Brandon's idea of us doing duels. Oh Yeah, I want to do that as a gang does we get a f*ck I didn't respond to that take guns No real guns real guns. No, so I'm training real hard, but it's like like Black black powder like the dueling pistols, but so they used to do this back in the day This was kind of like airsoft before was airsoft. Oh wax for wax projectiles. Oh, we're gonna do it with wax projectiles. Yeah, that's gonna hurt Yep, it's basically was maybe on airsoft. It was more like paintball But yeah, that's what sim rounds are. It's like wax pellets with a little bit of paint on pretty much Yeah, we can do sim we just get some sim rounds and then I think we should do real dueling pistols. Okay They're like host like a battle royale event. Yeah Why wouldn't why would you not do that? Well, oh, like just like everybody runs on You do like Mario Kart style. We have three balloons on your back. Yeah, so many pops three balloons in your out now Let's just fucking shoot people. Okay, kill them If you're down you're out. Yeah, no, I mean Like semi-mission is right now. So semi-mission you use like real guns, but there's like conversion kits and yeah where it shoots like I think it's like compressed gas But it's an actual projectile. That's like a plastic tip No, it's a it's a gunpowder No, yeah, oh well, yeah to purple though. They'll fucking I think there's there's some that do gas though. We didn't have that option Arges like I've told the story, but it's what we used to train with Intering and clearing win a Seattle swap came to train with us and that's how they shot each other We're like, what the fuck but sillin he was off for every time he'd go you would hear them entering his room is You would hear oh no, and then Screaming and then he'd come out just covered in waltz, but he was up for the entire day Oh, yes, that's what I had to do before I went to Buds and I was in the new Useless guy program I would like me and some of the other dudes that want to be super sweet Navy shells We were up for all day for like a week every month and it was the dev group guys that we would have to fight too Which is in fucking possible to win again, so that was really fun. I used to do that for on for bragg like in the summers I was probably like Legally too young. Yeah, yep, but like again, nobody I always looked older. So like nobody gave a shit But I for like a little extra money was like a couple hundred bucks a day or like no like a hundred bucks a day 200 bucks a day I would do up for shit So either like running up for is like a terrorist for the guys that were training or doing the At one point it was like the graduation test or whatever for some of the army medical army medical Okay, so they'd give a scenario like one of the scenarios I think I could talk about this I didn't sign I was a minor done for it. Yeah, it was like the Fort Bragg fair Had a dirty bomb or whatever and so it was like a an after-action like You're deployed to the scene after a dirty bomb was deployed And we was like 20 of us out in a field like all fucked up They had like prosthetic like bolts coming out of our arms and shit like that then you know they Cut your clothes off and figure out how to solve your you know Address your wounds and shit like that. Yeah, then they've run you back through so like level of response. Okay. We need you to like Literally turn kids. Okay, these guys are priority. I've been done that shit all along. It's time. Yeah, it was it was cool Like as a way to make money in the summer that would hurt fucking need a Code you been hit with the blue sim, right? A hundred times suck like air soft and Payne ball feel fantastic compared to those That don't sell fun because your air soft and everything travels like 300 feet per second those travelers five to 600 and they're just harder to they suck You know when you get hit. Yeah, what is it? What is a bullet travel that I think that's like wax or something Aren't they anywhere between like a thousand to three thousand? Oh, yeah, huge difference. Yeah, so that's a huge difference Actually, if we did a whole I love a survival get a whole bunch of people. Yeah, multiple people killing 40 people And then make a team then do battle royale. Oh, I wish we saw demos pro that's the property that with this one And you have you all start with shit guns, and then you have you drop blue boxes. Yep. Yeah Oh god, why would you not do that? There's like a saw in the middle of the map It's it's got a hundred round belt of simos already in it like We can do this we have all the guns like ten teams riding up and they see each other's like Just everyone's running at each other for that gun shooting at each other because they're accurate up to 30 feet 30 feet They're spot on hand gun a rifle hand gun. I don't know about rifle rifle. I figured it better But I feel like it like you know for the obviously for the content perspective is having balloons Above use best for visual. Oh, no, trust me. You'll know if you're a hit will send like But with a viewer now it's a paint marker. Yeah, you'll also know because the person will scream Oh my god. Yeah Jesus Christ. Whereas, you know people don't call their shots in air stuff like yeah Fucking not the chase Just just oh just get like a three-round burst Hit stop it please Fuck we need to do that. That's a really good idea. I would love to Fuck you. Remember we did that that shoot house with an undisclosed person. Yeah, that's bad Looks I mean like I don't know man. How much how much worse gonna bullet me to be honest like that? You are the dog that's supposed to tell that story. Wait, did you? Yeah, maybe I don't remember if we ever told it but Yeah, it wasn't bad which one there's you know, they got a little cocky. Yeah, it's funny we did a shoot house with there was an influencer and And their teammate and me and Cody was like it was with thermals like with the I don't I don't remember what what guns we were using It wasn't it wasn't demos, but it was It was just air softwood. It was something like that. I have thermals. Yeah, we it so it was a it was Joe blasters Yeah, but it was like the ones that like kind of hurt but like not really everybody's hammered but they It was everybody had thermals so but it was that night so like it was in a tent and there was a bunch of like obstacles and shit It was like this big like circus tent sort of thing and so me and Cody just immediately treated that she had fucking seriously Yeah, we're gonna be your ass. We're gonna be your ass. I think we came around the corner and both of them just took several of the days It's like Left right, all right Violence action it was aggressive, but that was fun. It was a fun time. Yeah, good times That's how people don't realize in that situation and how Much of a difference it makes being super aggressive because they're like okay. We're turning this frit first corner and There can be like ten corners separating when these guys were already on corner eight and you're like, okay We can still bet and then they turn around the corner and just get lit up Like oh, we they ran for just to kill us. It's like a hundred percent a hundred percent What was the last time you wanted like a big like creator event? Range day. I think last no member. Yeah, Vegas. You're doing another one. We are doing but doing here and make it battle royale Like why would you know there's a shoot? Is there a way to do it with the range day? I don't know if you shoot house actually maybe cuz so we were doing them in We did last time anyway. It was in staccato, Vegas and so They do have like shoot house kind of ship. It's not force on force. Mm-hmm. So maybe if we did we think we could talk to them about that I think we're about to have a meeting with them a couple drones put that shit in the sky record big dope as fuck Oh, yeah, that'd be good. The liability would be crazy cuz yeah, you don't have to have a huge separation between I wouldn't want a whiny influencer Getting a fucking bruise. Yeah, it is don't invite bitches so that easy like you know like and they just have to sign that paper And then do a video showing like I understand what I'm getting into. Yeah, I may be shot. Yep. Yeah, don't don't invite any women Because if you do then people are gonna be weird if you shoot them So you don't invite like just bunch of fat ugly guys because then nobody will feel bad if you get shot or get hurt. Well, I mean I Don't want to like disinvite someone from range day entirely cuz you're gonna do a shoot house But I mean we need to make it abundantly. It's like you could be shot with a with simulation As a guy who used to do a shit tennis streaming events. There are one thing with physical violence is involved I was like dude if we have a girl on this and she gets hurt like it's just over. It's a bad look Yeah, or like I mean, I remember oh my god. This was so bad. I'm just like twitch con with the phone pit Holy fuck that's dude. That was crazy, you know like you're your fucking tailbone being split by jumping in a phone But that's fucking bad also wild when you had to walk out to that and understand I'm like man This is I would be walking to that stage and be like man, this is not much foam. Yeah, my brain. I should jump on this I just remember it happening and they're someone telling me like a star bluer back out Yeah I know that's one of the worst haters that's why I'm here So the worst hit turns ever got was I was playing soccer for the old esports org and you know a girl came at me And tried to challenge me for the ball and so they kicked the ball I don't move because I'm fucking huge and they like twist the right cool I'd even do anything. It was a kick-toe kick the fuck out of this girl Like bro watch the clip. I do nothing you drop the big leg Fuck yeah, mr. Tech work in the amazing people find you still to this day YouTube you know tech on everything Rumble for streams you do per videos and then Twitter for PvP is good After I fall off Ted gets black back born out. It's a nut push-com Oh, he went that route 10 jumps into a foam You do love BBC apparently I do I do oh my god that reminds me no fuck I lost I had to tell that story later Is there a patron episode? Yeah, okay, I'm gonna talk BBC story afterwards. Oh god. Oh my god sweet The two heard the secret BBC allegations. Oh my god, it's so retarded Kind of closes that you son of a bitch. Hi everyone. Thank you for joining the unscribed podcast I was joined today by Eli double tap tech tone Brandon Herrera myself. Don't it operator. Thank you so much for being here. We love you You Verustin Pyöräilyva teita valmistavan ornotin vuonna 2013 Mielestäni parasta Shopify saan se että voimme harjoittaa liiketoimintaa Irman technista osaamista Voimme hallinoida yrityksen tausta järjestelmiä ja front-endija sekä myyde verkossa vaivatta jo Shopify olisi pyöräilyvaruste sollisi mielestäni itse polku pyörä. Sillä asiat hoidetaan ja meida liiketoiminta me hoituu Shopify saaloita ilmainen kokeilu Shopify piste kom sivustolla

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  1. Shopify provides a simple way to run a business without technical skills, allowing full control over online operations from setup to sales.
  2. The speaker shares personal experiences with sharp tools and travel, highlighting both practical use and the emotional impact of such products.
  3. The conversation touches on internet culture, false accusations, and the role of streaming platforms, criticizing toxic behavior and misinformation. Key Points
  4. Shopify makes it easy to launch and manage an online business without technical expertise, enabling full control over operations and sales.
  5. The speaker describes using a sharp tool for exfoliation and shares a humorous anecdote about a travel experience involving luxury pods and strange social dynamics.
  6. The discussion delves into online culture, including the problematic nature of false accusations against content creators like Saikuno and Hassan, and the misuse of platforms like Rumble and Twitch.

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The transcript explores various topics ranging from practical tools and travel experiences to deep issues in online culture. The speaker highlights how Shopify simplifies running an online business, making it accessible even for non-technical users. Personal anecdotes include using a sharp exfoliation tool and a luxury travel experience with private pods, where the speaker discusses uncomfortable social dynamics and privacy concerns.

A major focus is on internet culture, including false accusations against streamers like Saikuno and Hassan. The speaker criticizes how online communities often spread unfounded claims, especially about personal relationships and sex, and emphasizes how such accusations damage reputations without evidence. The discussion also touches on the toxicity of platforms like Twitch, where creators face censorship and hostility for expressing political views.

The speaker argues that false accusations are not only harmful but often lack truth, pointing to cases where individuals are falsely labeled as predators. They stress the importance of focusing on actual facts rather than creating moral panics. Additionally, the conversation includes satire about popular media, such as the game Pragmata, which promotes fatherhood, and how some streamers misuse this to shame viewers.

The speaker ultimately calls out hypocrisy, especially in cases where wealthy streamers like Hassan can't have children despite their success, using it to highlight how such claims are invalid and insulting. The overall tone is critical of digital culture’s tendency to demonize individuals based on misinformation and personal biases.

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