The County Ring podcast features a casual, humorous conversation among male hosts, primarily aged 25-35, as indicated by their YouTube audience. They start by criticizing the rebranding of Aunt Jemima syrup to the Pearl Milling Company, viewing it as an overly sanitized corporate move that removes the product's nostalgic, homemade appeal. They contrast this with their preference for "fun" historical stereotypes, such as Polish jokes, and argue that society has overcorrected by eliminating lighthearted racial humor from brands and media. The discussion shifts to funeral trends, where they mock viral videos of strippers at funerals and "alive" corpse displays, while expressing personal preferences for joyful, humorous funerals, including Viking cremations or pre-recorded comedic messages. One host shares a darkly comedic anecdote about telling his father he looks forward to his death so he can press the cremation button twice, highlighting strained family relationships. Finally, they explore comedy industry practices, such as joke-selling and buying stories, using the example of Bert Kreischer selling a story to Jay Moore. They note that while some comedians write on stage through improvisation, others sell pre-written material, comparing this to musicians performing covers. The tone remains irreverent and self-deprecating throughout, with the hosts embracing controversial topics for entertainment value.
Alright, we're here with the County Ring podcast. Hello. Yo, yo, yo. I just heard that. Is it a ring at the start of the podcast? Yeah. That's dope. Yeah. I'm going to idiot. I just said, "We miss it." I didn't notice the answer right now. That's the purpose. Oh, okay, that makes sense. I thought it was just a ring-counter. So, I'm like, "Oh, there we go." Yeah, so in the studio, we got. Who's in the studio right now? We got the ruthless, rabby canner. What's up? Yeah. And, you know, because the savage saw him run out. Oh, he's so sage. Shut up. I don't know. A lot of people asked me, they're hitting me off the go-and-like, "Hey, man, that fucking comedy ring podcast is killing it." I'm like, "Yeah, you know what I'm saying?" Alright, we got some technical news because we're back. Yeah, County Ring podcast. It's doing pretty well. I like, I enjoy it. It's kind of got a little bit of WTF-Waviar and a little bit of. What? Yeah. That's not the great podcast. No, man, it's old school. That's the thing. People were telling me, "Yo, it just feels like we're just chilling." And you guys are just saying, "Wild shit." It's true. You know, like, that's just dating relationship. You know, I was looking at our Google numbers because Google tracks everything, right? Does that happen? 100% of our audience on YouTube is male. Yeah. Just old fucking brand things. A lot of people just listen to us. Like, you know, on Spotify and Apple, but YouTube so far is 100% male. Just dude. 25 to 35. That demo. Dude, that's the best man. The advertisers are just carabouled. We gotta get that Bluetooth sponsor. I could use some. Yeah. Alright, so we're just gonna cover it. Let's try to cover some of the shit that's going down in 2021 news and whatnot. The Antimima. Yeah. They swapped the bottles. Dude's world, man. When I first moved to North America, I was like, "Dude, this is fucking fire." This place is a. They've got black people on Pancake, dude. This is the peak. I'm like, "They're not racist here." And they took it down. I'm actually very upset. Yeah. I think it's done, but I'm like, "How was it racist? Was it ever racist?" I mean, it definitely started racist. I mean, you can't even racist thing. She wasn't she like some. Oh my god. She was like some business woman and she like helped the community. I don't know. I didn't even know she was a real person. I think it's like how Santa, you know, like, co-comete Santa. Like, did they? Like, did they? You know, co-cometed like that. Like how we see Santa. Yeah, the co-cometed. Co-cometed right? Well, just the commercials. That's like the modern interpretation is from co-comete. A fucking co-cometed. Yeah. I don't know. What was it in Australia? Like, what was your guys as a syrup? Like, what would you eat with pancakes? We just have golden syrup. There's no, like, person on the syrup. I mean, there's sprinklers and sugar on the edge of my head. Yeah. I was just. Kid to go. No, but there's like, there's nothing. There's no, like, person. Like, a note. It's just a brand. Not even a kangaroo. No. Yeah. It's just a kangaroo in the bottle. That means it's made in Australia. Sort of. Yeah. So everything's like, yeah. And there'll be like a bottom right hand corner with like a fucking trying green trying for a green kangaroo. Yeah, because Australia is like a Italian product. Like, this marking. It's like a certain, like, certification thing. Yeah. Cool shoe shit too. Yeah. And like, all all stuff always out. That's why I put it back on the shelf. No, I don't think you. It's so much better. It's a good one. So now it's the Pearl Milling Company. It like, like, like, Ange and I, like, I mean, you're watching a commercial for syrup. And it's like, hey, you get your syrup from the home-down home, Ange and I'm. And now it's like the Pearl Milling Company. Yeah, it sounds too manufactured. Yeah. Ange and I'm amidst sound like it was homemade. Yeah, it's like a fucking unit. It's like a Dharma initiative. Yeah. I still got a couple, like, four bottles. I don't want to go home. And they won't go back. You know what's so funny is my buddy. Yeah, because he's still in the company. My buddy told me that I got a dream. I still got to make the meme because he's in Columbia, right? He went to Columbia. He's like, yeah, they have Ange and I'm here. I'm like, send me a picture of that with like the Spanish. Because I'm going to make a meme that's like, Ange and I is alive and well. She just fled to Columbia. Yeah. That's absolutely true. I mean, I don't know. They don't give a fuck down there. They don't care about that. I think anyone cares about this. Does anyone care about this? It's sort of like a person with my back friends in the UK. They're like, yeah, we didn't need, we didn't want this. Like, we didn't want to remove shit off this. Like, just random, like, I want Jemima, Shito, Uncle Ben stuff. Yeah, like, what's up with Uncle Ben? That's what solving racism is here. I just want to, like, yeah, like all this shit about like changing team names and like, all this garbage. I'm like, man, I just want people to stop calling me a packy. I don't really even care. It's like, we need a little bit of racism as well. I'm saying, I think we need a little bit. We don't need, it doesn't need to be like the hateful, like, you know, but let's have a fun kind of like, this is fun racism. Right. Let's keep this going. This is good. You know, there were like those old classic racial jokes about other countries. Like, how does a poll do this or what? Oh, yeah, Pollack jokes need to come back, man. Dude, I'll just solve the family. Fuck, dude, this is a Pollack joke. Why did everyone hate the Pollack so much? What did they, they're just dumb? Did they, oh, that corner of the joke. Oh, there's cool buds. Oh, yeah, all right. I think he's using the buds in the Kawaski or whatever. Yeah, he's changed back now. Oh, good, good. Yeah, see, we need that back. Yeah. Go back to Bond and Nowsky so we can make fun of it. And then he goes back to your country. Yeah. This mic was Lowsky from Monster Zink, Pollack. Yeah, Pollack. Yeah, 100%. 100%. I don't imagine. With that mutated, yeah. Yeah, I'm saying this is just Christian. Yeah. Oh, he's a Polish show. Yeah, you're all one or the other. Yeah. This is one I saw recently. A stripper is ordered by Deadman, give coffin or lap dance while grieving relatives. What's that? A stripper gives a death look. Like, there's strippers at the funeral and he's in the coffin. Like, imagine putting that in your will. Where was this? I don't know, actually. Oh, probably. I would guess Florida. You know, Africa. Yeah, one of the other. I've noticed, have you noticed, especially in the hood, I've been searching on through Instagram, there's these new trend where at your funeral, they don't put you in the coffin anymore. Like, the coffin's there, but it's just shut. But they'll have you dead, but we can a Bernie style just like doing something. Straight up. They'll have you there. Like, I do there with this PS5. And just so he's still doing what he's what it's been doing. Yeah, like, so this is a trend now. I've seen on Instagram and TikTok, they'll have the people at the funeral, alive, but they're dead. But they're showing them as they're alive. That was just a fuck. If I die, I don't want fuckers making me bowl. Yeah. Just fucking creepy. It's just you just singing bombing on stage. It's like you died doing what he did to us. I think what he did most. Yeah, it's a trend I've been seeing though. And it's like all these newer type of like funerals now, like people are, I would love to have a Viking funeral. If I could choose what I would want. What is a Viking funeral? Because I'm going to get cremated anyway, I'm assuming. So you got a, you wait, that's a watch. Wait, because pause is most time. So I'll go find out what you're doing. I would say just throw a bolt in a box. That's what I remember. Same box. But I go, you're going. No, the Viking funerals, they put you on a raft. And then they would shoot a flaming bone arrow. Oh yeah. And then the whole raft catches on fire in your guild. You know, like Hindus do that in India, right? I think they did. So in the fucking Ganges, which is the fucking most disgusting place in the world, they would just like push a dead dude or woman and light the modifier and then push him into the river. That's a good way. Is it true that I have to shave my head when my dad dies? What's the deal with that? I don't know what you're Hindus doing. I don't know when Hindu boys are like one or two, then they shave their head off. Also, you guys used to burn your wives with you guys at lives. That's a new point. He just meant to do that. Yeah, I'm all for that. I'm all for that. Yeah, well, I'm good for that. It's so fucking hilarious. It's like when the dude still alive in his wife dies. I'm just going to get remarried. It just takes a bit too much from me. I don't want to have to think about who's fucking my wife. You know what I'm dead. I just want to know that. He's just trying to haunt to just watch it. When you're a little bit preferred funeral type B, like if you had to pick a style, would you do one of the fun things that were like I've seen videos where a guy left the recording. It's like the actual guy and he's like, hey guys, I'm dead. Those are pretty funny. Like you were at the funeral? I wasn't there, but I've seen videos. I think of how that's like that's like we're talking about how like a fart breaks tension or so. Like what in it humor breaks tension right in that situation. Everybody's so sad and then it's like, well that's so funny, especially if it was a guy that he was always making jokes and shit. Yeah, my funeral. I can't imagine it being like a depressing affair. I would want everyone to just tell him. I would imagine Ravi Gannis funeral. It's like when you send the fucking movie trailers for fucking whatever random thing we're shitting on. And it's like his everybody would walk in the lights would be like him on the like ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, really? Yeah, that's beautiful. I'm gonna do the harsh like Chicago bulls like the East M.A. I'm just like everyone's just sitting there and it's like everyone's all sad. They're like oh I'm missing it. It's like it's gonna be like all quiet and the lights go out. It's like. Everyone's like what the fuck is going on? And it's like ladies and gentlemen. You're starting lineup for the funeral. Give it up. We're the list. Ravi Gannis. At Paul Bearer. You got a Mick Gannis. Sunny Gannis. A bunch of cousins that we've never seen.
I gave it up for your priest. I think it would be fun. Didn't it, Dinesh? Can I not make it? Yeah, I don't think so. Oh yeah, so you do have to shave your head when you're dead. What's the reason behind that? Apparently it's believed that shaving the hair helps man let go of the ego. Why would I have an ego about this man dying? I don't know man. This is the day I'm looking most forward to in life. It's the only thing keeping me going someday. I don't know if we should talk about that but like the relationship with parents is the worst. People always ask me like what's the worst thing you've ever said to your parents? Like did you really like not get along with your parents? I don't at all. They're trying, you know, but it's like I'm like nah. You're not trying. No, I'm just like don't know. Like it's great. It's so funny though because like they're legit trying. But I'm just like don't try to have a relationship with me. Like I don't want it. I don't need this. Please, like don't try to bond with me is what I get to. Like I'm a yes and no kind of guy with these people now so it's but it's like people always ask me like what's the worst thing you ever said to them and I remember one time I was like I don't know. It wasn't even like when I was a teenager just like recently where I was just like he said that he's an hour. Yeah, it's an hour ago. No, it's been shit went down. It's 32 year old man. Yeah. 31. But I was like I was like we really getting into it and I was like trying to get an altercation with these people. Like you know when you're trying it's the most air-concating thing in life. And you're trying to fight someone and they won't engage with you and you're saying just wild shit just to go them into hitting you and they won't do it and I'm like you know it's not no problem hitting me when I was a kid but now it's not like you guys are like we go to Sam's heart now five two. Yeah. It's a lightweight dial. Yeah, no but I was like going to I was like to my dad my man can't wait for you my fuck's to die I'm gonna fucking hit the button twice. Never the reason. Yeah. I thought that was just something you said to us and made us laugh. No that was a true story man shit. Oh. If you don't know what hitting a button twice is when someone gets creamed is someone gets to push the button. Yeah. Robby's so excited. He usually no one wants to do it like all the siblings like fight about it so it's usually the oldest sibling but I'm gonna fucking sweet chin music that fucking button. I'm not gonna put you in the band and sweet chin music. You're gonna go live on Instagram. Yeah. I'm gonna do the fucking Shawn Michael Celebrage one. That's crazy. That's fucking. Oh, now I'm gonna piss on the ashes. I'm also looking forward to some of you trying to pick it up. He's just like Dennis screwed. I'm like I have no reports for it. Dennis screwed. Alright guys let's go to something a little more light but also. Oh, do you mean that was a lot of hot it? For him. For him. I don't know great time. I woke up like an hour ago. It's 8.30 pm. So we were talking about this came up when we were talking about WWE stealing spots from AW and then open Anthony getting shot lifted by SNL and so here's another thing that happened recently. Ted Alexandra. You guys just heard of Ted Alexandra? No. New York comedian. Pretty funny. I saw him that colony makes back the day. But so he had this joke again also. Do you guys know what Zilla is? Zilla. Yeah. I had to Google it to look for it but it's like some real estate app thing. Yeah. So he had some joke and then he saw it on SNL and then like he started this fucking campaign where he's like you guys need to give me a million dollars and it's like getting traction because he's he won't he's like this is my joke. Yeah. Yeah. What do you guys think about that? About people because there's another thing I'll find it on here basically. It was a guy I saw the post on somewhere on Facebook and he's selling his jokes. He's selling like a whole he's like I've been in comedy for X amount of time and I have all these jokes for sale if anybody wants them. I'm sure that's going to go great. Yeah. I think it's good. I think because comedy doesn't have that we've got a weird thing where like we write our own jokes that's basically it. Yeah. I think if comedy wins something like music it can't be better for everyone because it's say like you're not a good fucking performer but you're brilliant writer. Yeah. And you can write someone's jokes for them right? And then you you can get the money as well through then performing those jokes. Yeah. A lot of people yeah that's the thing with music like that's why I always that's the thing they always say is like fucking comedians always want to be musicians and musicians always think they're hilarious. Yeah. But like they have to go to so much easier because a lot of them are doing covers as they're doing. Oh yeah. Imagine like didn't your first open Michael any show in comedy you're running your own fucking jokes. Yeah. But you can just start fucking if you're a musician seeing you can just do wonderwall by fucking away. Yeah. And you're good to go. But you got to do it well better than somebody who did it. Yeah but you've already got something you already got a template. No, I don't know. You know I mean like. Here's a thing. I officially retired from stand-up comedy my jokes for sale. Yeah. He's contacted to give some references. 60 to 70 pages of jokes. Many tried on stage and all did well. So these are also jokes. In what year? That's amazing. That's amazing. New come early year. Also short stories. Well, also short stories. 500 notes that will be jokes. Well, this is got a fucking creamer. You just sell in the store. Yeah. J.P. You're like no no you can't tell the story anymore. Yeah. You can't tell. I better not catch you telling this fucking joke ever again. Well, you know that happened. I was listening to Patrice with Jay Moore on open Anthony. All right. Do you guys know about that that Jay Moore story that he like bought from birth. Sure. No, a little story. Yeah. It's crazy. Like. And it's weird listening to that audio too because Jay Moore is like telling this. They start talking about Tracy Morgan. And there's talking about impressions. And then he tells this story, but it's like he's telling it like it happened to him. Like to them on radio in this kind of casual. It's it's it's almost different if it's the bit because he bought the story from birth. Right. Basically, the story is like Berkreicher was at Berkreicher was hanging out with Tracy Morgan. Yeah. Tracy Morgan. Like goes like, Hey man, you want to smoke a joint? They smoke the joint. And then Berkreicher's all fucked up. He's like, what was that? And Tracy Morgan straight out of like training day. He's like, what you never got wet. Yeah. And he's like, that's PCP. And so then they're high on PCP. They go to some club and he's like, Tracy's buying out the bar. He's, you know, and then it's like they're getting ready to leave or the bill comes and they and they put the bill in front of Berk. Because he's the white guy. So they're like, and Tracy Morgan goes like, Yo, that's racism. You don't have to rich nigga. Yeah. And then he gets in a fight with the bouncers and shit and they're all fighting and they get thrown out like and Bert leaves and then as he's leaving, it's a club that's like downstairs and he's like, they throw, they throw Tracy up and out through the stairs and they go back in and Tracy looks over at Bert and he's like, that's how you get out of pay for the check. Yeah. And it's like, that's a hilarious story that happened to Bert and Tracy and then J. Moore is like, Yo, can I buy that? And then he, Bert was like, yeah. That's what I mean, dude. Just to buy a story that didn't happen to me. And I love J. Moore, but it's like, it's just, it's, that's the truth. Yeah. It's a comedy thing where a lot of comics do, like a lot of comics do write a lot of jokes, but I've heard of comics selling jokes or like comics have been like, oh, can I have, like a lot of times the comics would be like, I can't have that. I'm like, yeah, go ahead, take it. Sure. I'm sure. Like, it's a throw away thing I said. It's not like a bit I'm doing, which is like a throw away, impassive thing I said on stage, but like, can I have that? I'm gonna go ahead, keep it. Well, but you'll see that, like Kevin Hart has the paper cup, red cup guys he hangs out with. The rumor is like they write all his jokes for him apparently, right? Because he's like, Kevin Hart, like how, you look at this guy's life. He hasn't got a fucking time, dude. Yeah, you look at his life, he gets about 5 a.m. and then he's just on the go-go go. I'm like, when does he get the time to write jokes at all? But then I think about it, like other people like, with me for instance, I don't write shit. Like I don't, I don't do this fucking. Well, you write on stage, right? Yeah, I just go up there. I'm like, hey, for me, it's very much like conversations I'll have or podcasts I've done, I'll say something and I'm like, let's expand on that. And it's me just asking my buddy, is it what do you think about this? And it just goes, you know, from there. There's different styles. Like I don't guys who wake up every day and fucking write, write, write, write. And that's all they do. I couldn't do that. The only time I write, like I'd have a bit, I'm very stingy, like it would be internally being my mind. And then the only time I write is if I want to expand that bit or just change something about it. Like that's the only time I'll write. Everything else is normally upset. That's what I'm a big just voice note guy. Yeah, I really am. Yeah, I'm just saying, actually, like I try to, and there's the Joan River documentary, I don't know if you guys see that, it's worth watching, it's because it goes to the scene where she just has, like almost like a, like it's like an area of the wall, like the size of this, like massive, like 10 by, you know, 10. And it's just all little drawers with little note cards on them, like, and it's fucking alphabetized, it's sorted of just all these jokes, like put the S soccer, you know, like it's that organization, right? Yeah, but I like, and that happens in hip hop too, with some people like, people like, like Jay Z doesn't apparently write anything, right? He just does it around. Is that wall for like female comics, like if they, like most female comics have a drawer of like jokes to organize, or just be like P, pussy, and then S, sex, you know, like just in one shoe box. Guys I fought. Oh my god, this is a very true and good organization system. Yeah. And I think it's really, really, really, really good. And I think it's really good. But I mean, look, like Tim Dillon is in Columbus, Ohio, and the people are the Soul Joe's comic in Philly is like they're open with the fuck like why are we not?
You know, I think we got lucky because when shit was locked down everywhere else We were the only place that was open, you know I'm saying that's why we had like an influx of Montreal guys and guys coming up from Klonan She like that. Yeah, that's so we had that summer like that summer was just That's scary There's day for days have it I did that's And Sunday That was fucking dude. That was a great that was one of the best summers in my life like I fucking That was a great summer, but it was fucking awesome. No, it was the best But you know, we had that where everyone else though had no shows, right? So now it's the opposite where for whatever reason we're locked down I don't understand why we can't just I don't see the difference We like you're letting people in bars to watch the Super Bowl and hockey games people you're screaming and yelling That's even a chishe bars ripens. Yeah, you can you can smoke up with fucking 300 people Right over exaggeration. Yeah, but you can't fuck one dude on a mic Ten meters away from you. Yeah, fucking tell joke. It just makes no sense It's like how was cinema's close? That's like you can so should this and so easy in the cinema Hopefully it's coming back soon. I think hope like they they got it I think what I fucked up was that we just didn't get the amount of vaccines They thought we're gonna get by this time. So we just fucked us up like the UK is fucking doing great. Oh, I Is doing amazing. Australia. This is it's really easy. I'm been fucking fantastic Yeah, but that's thing. Well, we are really lucky here because like rest of Europe's as fucked dude It's like at least we can like go out and do shit, but like in Yeah, mama's talking like one of their German friends and they're like they call back home like yeah You can just go to the fucking shops buy your food and fuck off home. Yeah That is it so I think we're lucky in ways, but like fun, but yeah, hopefully soon frustrating. Yeah, but I did see something where they're we're talking about in states like her immunity by April So yeah, I don't know hopefully Moving on. Let's talk about this Vancouver Council approves Nora Hendrixway as the city's first street named after a black woman We have black people here is Nora Hendrix like related to Jimi Hendrix's mom. Yeah, probably mom Yeah, a lot of people don't know that Jimmy Hendrix was like he lived up here didn't he? Yeah, his family was here So the Georgia by-doctorium right? Yeah, there was a shrine there. I think it's moved now, but yeah that used to be like Vancouver's Harlem Right, and then they just built the bridge over it and they drove them all up racism Yeah, it's like it's like They just build the play Exactly What are you fucking mid-guard? Get out of here bear it. Yeah, and wielding black Yeah, no, they're fucking like yeah, they totally fucked it up, but that was yeah, so that's cool Where's this street gonna be? I don't know Mostly brought it up just like what black woman street what black woman street would you guys come up with? A black woman Yeah, I'm away For a lady who's done more for us than anyone Fuck I don't know though remember you know it was a cool black lady kind of look like an jamaimum But wasn't I thought it was for the longest time but the chief from we're in the world as Carmen Sandiego I don't I love that show But I remember she was just the black lady who would come out and give you your mission probably yeah, yeah Thing name was think pin or something. Yeah, what was her name something good captain thick pin, I think I think it was thick pin I don't know black ladies RuPaul Avenue Yeah, black woman It's like Chinese name for more than the new black Rachel Dulles No, yeah, I'm sorry Rachel Dulles is away. That's that street is pretending. That's kind of good I mean we got what's a name of Yola Desmond on the $10 bill. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I remember her Her members Canadian heritage moments. I remember hers Which was in a movie theater and they kicked her out for some reason really any of those all the Canadian heritage moments Oh, dude, I remember all those like I remember like very fleeting memories of that I'm in speaking of black women can to someone's 2024. Oh Thinking of running for president. Oh god. She you know she's from the islands mountain originally a family. Yeah Fuck did she just runs my gaze Really come I can't but she makes good points. Yeah, she does make good points, but it's very savage I appreciate it I think she says her own that's pretty funny I get what she's doing she's playing up that character of like you know fucking Like it's just that's just there's that's like Anna Kasperian is the young Turks hot girl That's just the little she's the other side. Yeah, there needs to be another side You can't just like remember and culture like look like It's only these looks good and you know she's saying and she does say she makes great point It's just like yo don't say that right now What's up happened to choose is saying like you know he can you he fucked up a pregnant lady It's like yo man come on like the guy right after the farmer. She's like we don't need farmers. Just go to the super Amazon's got it don't worry. No That was yeah, dude. It's a wild with that shit another one talking about the comedy. There's a club in Seattle that is a pot of Chris a pot of nature and They have Mark Curry there recently. I was like damn Mark Curry. You're a damn watch hang with mr. Cooper. Yeah He's still in the game. Yeah, that's that's fucking doing I thought he was doing pizza hot ads really one of those old Dads is doing one of those old black TV dads doing pizza hot ads now, yeah, and it's just constantly on my Facebook You're gonna see it now right your phone it'll pop up right he's just wearing like a red suit. I'm pretty sure that's mr. Cooper Never say yeah, I mean that's good Mark Curry still out in the game. Yeah, like I do this thing. I think that's pretty dope What else we got over that commada that Canadian comedian you go fucking My four yeah, yeah, it's still it's not all right another article about it. Yeah, he's just getting To get fuck cuz it's like over a joke, really is like that she can happen any of us is the crazy part. Yeah, cuz I don't but What do you have because anyone can see you then right for and if they find offense to it? Yeah, is that what it is It's that's a bad precedent is what is what it's gonna be where it's yeah, they're gonna just but I'm not changing like but the thing is I'm not changing my style or anything like that like it doesn't make any sense to me It's if we're joking up here. It should be yeah, this shit should still be Treated a sacred ground, you know what I'm saying? You should be able to I don't mean go up there and just say stupid shit Like don't go up there and say the end word 50 times obviously 40 unless you got a really good joke about it then yeah, I don't mean Dude if anyone can write a joke saying the Edward 50 times and make it funny. I'm gonna pay you I'll buy that joke up. You'll buy that story Yeah, here's what I saw Turkish is Lomick preacher says men without beards cause in decent thoughts and other men because they look like women Yeah, yeah This is science Steps I must fuck crying True yeah, Ryan Gosling on a beer nobody's in one of Not man, I was they will even you know what's crazy. They sent their on a Snapchat They have that filter where you can get rid of your facial air You said I send that to you guys and all of you guys like you're looking good man. I'm like no No one said that I said that was really into it. I was like, oh your skin looks so smooth. I said Jesus in a bad way Like yeah, I'm really bad at sexting So the whole another thing the The Gina Carano oh yeah from the Mandalorian I haven't seen the show okay. That's what Nistawa was yeah She got canceled basically because she's conservative Why it was a fuck what is the matter? I think what happens is those like Disney sits you down and really tells you like Hey, this is the things you can do. Yeah, these things you can't do don't do any of these things only do these things They've allowed you hated Jews man What's that? Disney? Yeah, oh yeah? That's why they kind of have to do this that's waiter you pro Disney? No, that was the you know, that's the crazy thing about Disney is that the rumor is always that he was frozen right? So you know why they so this thing anytime someone would Google did like frozen Disney now would come up a whole thing about him Being anti-Semitic and he would be frozen until the Jews were exterminated right now So that's why they made frozen the movie really because now when people search Disney frozen Oh frozen comes up with fucking let it go let it go like all that shit No, you can't you gotta go to like page 40 to find anything about what is me for oh about Walt Disney being frozen Holy shit That's crazy. There was a real like in the last like 15 20 years. There's been a real like Mandate to like get people's vision of Walt Disney until like this whole some guy where we think of Disney like Oh 100% that's why they got Tom Hank to play him and like every move like there's we were crazy like fucking like mind control propaganda shit because they knew how to like They know how to tug on people's fucking heartstrings and manipulate them right so they like they used to do like field video army videos and shit like that Like there's all this stuff about how he might be in the CIA like what is it because he's a fucking like billionaire You know what I mean? It's like That's the kind of shit that happens when you're in these fucking positions of power. Yeah, and it's crazy You think about it like Disney was able to get like this plot of land and I was just like oh yeah Go ahead and take as much as you want and just go know. Oh, it's crazy. Yeah It's like it's own it had they have like a police force and and Disneyland has its own like
Everything like it's it's it's all like all the stuff they've covered up there where people just like die and that it's like scrub Our later people are just there. Yeah, Disney. Disney. Man's a weird place. I love it I do like I can't wait to go back to Disneyland dude. Yeah, so much fun. That place is fucking magical Is right fucking amazing the whole thing like doesn't I know you know what I really love about Disneyland They got the pineapple doll with all dude Just pineapple that's like just cross down into like it's not even ice cream. It's just fluffy cold pineapple in like a like a Whip form is just y'all fuck it's so good phenomenal doesn't sound good but man I do like every time I think too much and I'll never finish it Yeah, I end up just eating so much in Disneyland. Well, you do that. Yeah You know it was great. I tried on some pants I bought like three years ago that just never fit me sometimes I buy pair of pants What's positive you 45 no 45 No, like is this a bit of JZ like holding the four five I pulled the Jerry sign fell where I just do like a 32 Jerry's like Jerry's sign for a little get like a We're 34 ways, but he didn't make it a 32. I'm like a 30. I bought this pants up the pair of pants I was 34 which I just want to be able to fit into put on today was fitting. I was like all right cool You know doing all right. I'm just going about it. It's a nice feeling with a shirt Oh, yeah, like a nice shirt. You just you can't wear it's like a nice jacket I got to that I haven't been able to wear yet So but all that all clothes I have though I can't like that goal jacket. I have I can't wear that anymore I love that jacket. It does too big. Oh, okay. Yeah It's too big. That's never an issue because you can always get it like scene. Yeah close up But if you're if you get too fat that's the issue. I'm okay. I guess I'm just gonna throw it away here I just can meet that jacket. Yeah, don't throw it. Just fucking get it redone for you Just get no cut someone and stick it up and make it to your size. Yeah, cuz that's a deadly jacket I was like yeah, that's great. It's a great jacket for a good-looking guy I'm gonna leave you my goal jacket I feel like the size is bigger than a goal jacket It would probably look good. I mean We're talking about feeding it's a British midwives told to call breastfeeding. I saw that chest Chestfeeding. Oh, chest. Yeah, so it was like the fucking just one hospital, right? And it's weird It's like yeah, so it's chest milk and chest feeding. Yeah, they might want them to say human milk. Yeah instead of breasts That's fucking weird dude. I don't want to drink. What's wrong? What's the problem with breast milk? Cuz it comes from females gendered language Yeah, but males can't produce milk though That's that's that's We've seen the movie junior. Oh, yeah, yes, you're right. There's a farting words, Ravi. That's yeah, that's so they're they're trying to alter that That's weird though, but that's like but Biologic you're fucking scientists, right? Like you are scientists. Yeah, yeah, can't like Cambodian chest milk doesn't sound as good as Cambodian breast milk I can't I'm not drinking a Cambodian chest milk makes it seem like could be from a man away It's breast milk. Yeah, it's like I'm getting to breast milk. I assume it's from a woman. Yeah Chest milk could be from anything. I don't know what this is If you're just say if you go if you transition, yeah, so Robbie goes into Reveiner. Yeah, can Do can that can what can you get breast milk from a dude like trans person then is that is that possible? Wow, and that's the thing too. See that's where like a lot of the Lot of the like this language and stuff just okay if you say that a trans woman is a woman then what's wrong with saying It's breast milk because women have breasts, but you're so then it's like what that person might get upset because they Like I don't get it. I don't know. It's the UK is doing some pretty wild stuff like I feel like this Have races felt like 20 years ago when it told they're gonna call us packers anymore What do you mean? Can't call pack you pack you People about the peck you on the block of I can't say back you You must have been like did you get curry like crazy popular one that you guys So in the UK pack he was huge Yeah, that was big thing and then in Australia it was like descriptive people these Australians Curry mantra was yeah, they go with like rag head and like towel head to be fair you reading curry while wearing Remember like someone called me a curry mantra. I'll tell my like isn't in Australia to read an English teacher And he's like fucking called you a curry monster meat. I'm a curry mantra. I love curry And he goes after this case. He called him a curry mantra. Do you eat curry? Yeah? You're a curry monster Yeah, no, I got pack you a lot. Yeah, was that a thing here? Pack yeah, like white people always get like pack you just a good go to good good. It's a good easy to say It's not it's one of those ones that's racist. I feel like it's not in the racist. I came up Hindu everybody would just call back Pun in Hindu. Yeah, I was fucking him. I do that now When a white guy says that yeah, I know it's just oh white guys love saying pooja. I was fucking Pooh jeb What there was stuff about turban like head like there was stuff like that Terminator, right? Terminator was a terminator. Good. Let me laugh. I was one that made me laugh. Oh, I'm like T urban it was like some cricket players who went boy turban either Yeah, no, there was some there was some good slurs back then I love it. I love it. Racism. I mean I think I think words like that should be like if it's if it's yeah I think it's if it's ingest like I don't mind if it's like you know if you see your friends people you close with it It's like fucking to Miranda who's actually trying to Relish like if like if okay if I take a parking spot at a shopping mall and somebody else is waiting for it But I just pull in there the white guy at that point I think should be free to be able to call me you get one you can just be like I know like you fucking you fucking pack you once that's why once a day everyone gets one a day You can use on any race you got one a day So if you want to use the N word go ahead you want to see if you want to call Chinese guy whatever go ahead or the Chinese people get What's like this is like to this day? Yeah, what's the China man, but that's a weak one because it's like I'll give you funny I was to my China man bad, but like Jamaica My But this is only thing so like in cricket there was like there's like England West of Western East back on the fucking forties, right? Western he's his is to carry me get educated fuck it's real fucking boy read a book you literate fucks But basically there was so this guy got out and he was just got to this dude and he comes comes off and he goes Oh, what was he bowling mate? Oh, I don't fucking know who to China man And then that that term is stuck to anyone who's bowling left arm leg speed is called a China I Think everything we should mandate that everybody gets wine And make some colds man. Yeah, I think we just I'm like I'd go to city council meeting It's like mr. Ravie can't I'm like yeah, I just want to bring up this everyone gets one Rachel slur today I just think it'll be a better place man, we're just open with each time because now with the racial slurs You really got to be private about it, you know like you can't really send it to a group chat anymore You don't know I mean the thing is like what they expire at the end of the day you can't accumulate. Oh, yeah There's no roll over slurs here. You can't go I'm going to Kanye You can't do that you can't be like I'm like oh man. That's like three slurs tonight You're like yeah, no my grandma didn't use any this month, so I took her so like no, no, you can't transfer Like carbon, so what happens if you get I would be you get a fine you get arrested like a carbon tax Yeah, it's like demolition and you get a fine fucking yeah I think once they start being able to like put chips and shit on us. I think they'll be able to track Oh, that's one of the vaccine out. Yeah, so the vaccine is just a low is your In the charging five times the amounts look African countries really yeah Yeah, get the vaccine to buy the vaccine. So look at That looks amazing one day we would buy it put it in the museum next to all those shit Oh, they're like fancy shields and swords and shit from like the beginning times and they're just remember what people stole those Yeah, I know Is your shield as well from your grandfather? Yeah, why is this vaccine in the shape of the blanket? Two-seered man Like yeah, I didn't care for that one So fucking here's a here's something I want to bring up to happen a little while ago. So Here in Vancouver local radio station sports radio station TSN top 40. Yep They basically got canned and because the station was moving in a different direction so now it's It's it's a comedy station. Yeah, 10 40 funny. I don't know a lot of people are a lot of people are upset a lot of comedians and other people They're like, oh, how could they do this to the sports? But like It's kind of what it's me like I like comedy more like good. That's cool. They're doing more for comedy right like Like on serious xm they have the comedy channels where basically it is just this same thing where they'll just play bits from different comics Like a three to five minute bit and that's your one F then it goes to the next so it's like music But just with comedy bits like so with us. We love it because we're comics, but The problem is that people who especially Vancouver such a like loving sports team Really? Oh, yeah, well the connox are like they ride it. You dick it. Yeah, oh
Dude, I was the slurs were coming out that day. I tell you that much Yeah, but yeah like flipping over Rickshaw. Yeah, it was happening People yeah like with the comedy thing switching like people are mad though because they're like oh Comedy's gay what the fuck what we need our sports conversation nobody wants to hear this big. I don't like I just yeah I was that was when I that's why I love that Byron bit so much about the hockey players and how like the post interview because I had that Thought as a kid like watching channel 19 and it's like you're watching the highlights and then it goes to the interview and the guys just a fucking DUNCE yeah, and that's why I love that bit so much, but it's like and even just guys talking about sports It's like I don't know. It's just so basic. I'd rather be able to tune into the radio and be like fuck there's comedy playing right now Like that's cool people like sports. I don't talk about sports that often like whatever wrestling is different I'll talk about wrestling all day. I'll talk about wrestling history all day all that shit, but like actual sports like like a baseball Like I see my fuck talk about baseball. I'm like did they just play like three hours ago? There's another game like they play baseball fucking wall dude. They play like every almost every fucking day. Yeah, the year Yeah, it's inside. It's like I love obviously love cricket but like going to a baseball game super fun But then it's like I don't want to drink though. I can't be so I call it Three innings in because again, I love cricket. I'm like yeah, I'm excited to go to the baseball match my fuck it How long does it click the game last but cricket is more exciting It's like you guys then it's just the same shit out out out base out out out out innings bike National like if we all went to a show where it was like Joe Rogan Dave Chappelle and David tell we would like be like Dude, I want to do a podcast and talk about it Absolutely if we went to a fucking hockey game or baseball games like remember when he scored Yeah, this is 18 this year. He's got 64 RB eyes, but they're not gonna make though. It's just it's so I don't know Yeah, but it's terrible. Yeah, I know a lot of people are upset, but it's it's I feel like it's doing something good for comedy So I like but here's my problem with this station is there's no like original programming. It's like right Yeah, we're gonna play bits over and over and over and over and over It's not all of it. There's nothing else to it. It's constantly it's bits and it's like you're listening to funny 1040 Yeah, that's fucking Kong or whatever the fuck that's it goes into the next bit I don't know you know found car whatever it goes into the next bit and it's like oh this is fucking sucks dude like you're in Vancouver There's so many Vancouver comics do something with the comics reach out to somebody on Well, there's shows to the like what's so funny? He has been on for a really long time, you know stop podcasts and yourself WTF Why be like yeah, like that would be cool if they got some original content or like I love radio so much that just that That's how comics would plug their gigs like you're going to Philly and you go in the local radio station and you be funny and people Listen to you and they you know the game has changed now, but what's the difference? You got a podcast promote your podcast you're funny on it or promote people go watch you I think what it is - is that if you were to do any of those radio stuff you need to be like squeaky clean. Oh, yeah, I would be able to do it Like I just can but I mean that's good for bits of That's good for people's bits that you have a an album that's out or you have this Like just be clean for that fucking death. I mean that That's why I love the podcast yeah, podcasting is so like I do so many a week now We're free. It's just do whatever the fuck you want talk for as long as you want there's a radio You got it like the like the times I've done radio It's like you got to be so succinct and like know what you're talking about right? You can't just go on there and be like Well, you know 95 was fucking funny. You just dissect that you can't do it. Where's the podcast you can talk about we can talk about what the fuck we want right now Yeah, that's the best part because this is what yes Going forward with this shit, isn't that really right? Yeah, it's common dead nowadays Yeah, I mean this is the new radio. Yeah, like that this is how you get people like Think of all the comedians that had one or two appearances on Rogan and then they're huge, you know that Tim Dylan you know that I think any letterman It's like you put them on and that they just get expanded to a huge audience Yeah, because he's got at least four million listeners just looks what a boy. Yeah radio back in the day was different Because like you really get to see like like with Patrice when he would I just listen open at me just because I was a I'd listen to Stern. I've listened to the internet radio But then when I start with this no being anything and when like Patrice would show up I'm like this is my fucking guy. I like this guy is the best at this Fucking J man, if you still alive this podcasting would be insane like you I'm so upset I've had an off-free dog. Yeah, it's like Breaks mom. Yeah, he was Fuckin you got to see my I never knew I was gonna go that traveling I was like and I should have because It was just like everyone bur and fucking Norton Colin Quinn like I think he's all though like all these people but Yeah, I mean that you know that I they were lucky that there's that much material of him Because I wish there was just like Mitch headberg on radio just being super funny and you know off the cuff Like that we're lucky that we have that with Yeah, even interesting like the amount of like Even with Patrice Patrice has been dead now for ten years, right? But you can go back and listen to pretty much Like it's all a good chunk, but it's online. Yeah, it's interesting to what we're gonna see with podcast Watch the documentary. Yeah killing is easy by the way. Yeah, definitely watch it Comedy Central did a two-hour documentary about Patrice and they got everybody except for Anthony for obvious reasons But like no, I know I hope he was there and what Opus it what an Anthony actually caught on order like racist and they caught him on like some just stupid Oh, just got a message Just thought it just I don't know it was a weird scenario because he would say wild shit on the show Yeah, and then he went on Twitter and went on this rant and he didn't use any racial slurs or anything But he said some savage shit about black people. Yeah, speaking of the other side Coca-Cola wants his employees to be less white What do you mean? So they had a training like this training video and it was like be less white What's I was like I cannot see now I get what you mean? I get what you mean by that be less white But why people don't get that what people can? I don't get it. What do you mean by being less well? Their definition is to be less white is to be less oppressive like that's where they start Pressing you know, but be less oppressive be less arrogant be less certain be less defensive be less ignorant be more humble Listen believe break with apathy break with white solidarity like it's that is yeah Maybe the Being a little bit more like not be so certain because that's one thing I know is about white people is white people feel like they All these got the answer notice there's people who tell us how to do things when they've never done Exactly say case of boy, but yeah, that's a good list I think where coke is according to Atlanta is so I get the No, I get why that's a cool memo. I like that. It's so funny though in 2021 I think you're the one to put it in place out here where you're like white people have really had it rough for the last two years And I can't fucking have no way like well There is stuff about them like Karen is a racial so there's a shot We got people calling a Sambo and San Pedro I don't know if I said it on I don't know if I said the last week on this or if I was I can't tell Things I say on podcast verse things I just say in the live with you and KJ was fire. Oh You were being fucking really funny Yeah, you would ask your question and you would just have a fire like but you're so crazy the amount of it was like ravi headberg Yeah, dude, I was so I like 18 messages from people like yo your high is fuck It was great. It's good. I why I think I caught maybe half of it. Yeah, there were some good bits in there too But I wish I can't remember it doesn't say it so I don't Don't say no It was yeah, it was fucking whatever but Yeah, like us being able to talk freely like this is fucking cool like we haven't had a platform to do this But we were talking about that like it's been two years and he's getting real shit on you know, it's crazy But to go back to that J more and for trees J more says nigger like five times He has a show on CBS while it's like the world is just different then like he says it in the 2000s Yeah, he says it in the context of jokes everybody understands it when he's doing his race you morgan approach He's like that nigger's crazy. Yeah, like nobody gets mad But he drops hard r ones too, and it's like this is wow Gary unmarried is on CBS I do that soft headed R But he has your one for the day And there's two here Hey, but when you guys you almost have the proper amount of crumbs Here's another one China is massively expanding its weather modification program saying it will be able to cover half the country in artificial rain and snow by 2025 That's fucking what you did to boy. I was confused. You should oh yeah like why do you feel like China Put the snow on Texas Oh, yeah, they did that's true The Texas is fucked right now. Well the fuck is that why I see the picture with the the fucking those ceilings is collapsed And there's just a fuck yeah, it's not like animals getting like frozen and shit out there really it's like the opposite of what happened
- They're like frozen frozen or Walt Disney hate you frozen. - Yeah. (laughing) - Like a possum gets frozen. He's like fucking Jews. (laughing) - I mean the Disney racism shit too, like we were talking about that. I really think you need to explore that and look at the things you have because you can make that a really great deal. Because Disney is a thing that so many white people love. And it's like, - You can use this as a fuck, right? - I think Aladdin brought it. Like when we did like in year 10 we used to be fucking assignments on this shit. Watched it, we look at Aladdin. Aladdin that speaks in an American accent. He's more fiscaned, looks more European. Where every other bad guy looks more like a. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's so true, what the fuck? (laughing) - I got like eight uncles that look like Jafar. - Yeah. - You're like wait a minute. - Yeah, you know who voice, uh, uh, fucking Aladdin. It was Steve from Full House. - Full voice, uh. - Yeah, yeah, that was Aladdin. - Yeah, that's why he left. Um, like Pitten Midway through. - Right. - And then DJ started just fucking, a whoreing around for a bitch. - Was she doing that? - Oh yeah, yeah. And then they met again when he was in, when they went, I watched a lot of Full House back in the day. - Yeah, but not easy. - No, yeah, you know what the fuck, that's so, but Jasmine looked like most brown chicks. - Yeah, yeah. - Every brown girl like Jasmine. You know what's funny about Fiza? She was retarded because she had a poke on her. - I went to her house. - Oh, yeah. - When I went to her house like back in the day. - Taking shifts. - Yeah, just taking shifts. - Oh, I don't know. - I walked into a room and she's got a poke on his doll. I'm like, why the fuck you got a poke on his doll? She's like, oh, when I was a kid, I thought she was like brown. So I got poke on his doll. - This is wrong Indian girl. - Yeah. - What are you doing? - Why do you have to move on? You're like, she's aging. - Yeah, she's aging. - Here's another thing I saw recently. I thought this was satire, like just being sarcastic, but I think it's real. - Yeah, your daily reminder that Carl Sagan was actually a shitty transphobic person. He sent two of these plaques into space, both feature a lie that both feature a lie. Earth believes gender is binary. 'Cause you know, are you familiar with that? There's like this plaque that they sent out to space that like it's supposed to give, like a very brief overview of Earth. It's like we are the third star and then it's got a picture of a man and a woman naked and another like Carl Sagan's a piece of shit. No one should forgive him or NASA for this. The Pioneer 10 and 11 probes should be located and destroyed that new probes should be sent with correct information on plaques created by a woman of color. - Is that, I don't even know, but it's so, like it's plausible that it's real, which is the most thing. - That's what I'm gonna say. When you read all these headlines out, you're like, this has to be a joke. - It's like on this CNN. - It's like, what's going on here? - Yeah, it's BBC, you fuck. - I went on the onion back. - I thought it was real until you said like the last bit. - Yeah. - I don't know, always in the joke. - But there are people who would say that. But that's weird, like fucking humans are so complicated. We're gonna fucking send aliens this complicated shit. - Yeah. - Hopefully we didn't have that. - Aliens are gonna get all these messages and just like these current messages, they must be listening. They're just like, you know what I'm fucking, it's mad. - Yeah, we'll sleep this country. - Aliens are gonna be like, "Yo, first gay, let's murder." (laughing) - It's like, what do you think Walt, he's like, "Yup." (laughing) My theory is that Disney is with the aliens. Also this, Stevie Wonder announces his relocation to Ghana. - No, I see one of the difference. - But that's just what they told me. - Yeah, he's throwing him down the block. Like, "I see you in Ghana now." - They throw him to the African part of the world. (laughing) - Yeah, he's like, he's hearing like the drum beat music. - He's like, "Mom, mom." - He's like, "I just want to thank all the Singapore children." (laughing) So many beautiful children here in Ghana. This one everyone have a good time. Ghana supposed to be fucking asleep though, but I saw something about Ghana where I think it's the economy, like it's one of the more successful countries. - Oh yeah, Nigeria's freaking booming now. Same with Ghana, all these places, even Kenya. It's weird, like, when people say Africa's shit, it's like my family's from Africa and they're fucking loaded. So like, I go, I have a great time. - Right. - Yeah, live in large. And then it's like, I'll be like, "April, people in Kenya are starving." I wasn't starving when I was there. - Right. - It's mental illnesses. - Yeah, my favorite thing about Africa is during the World Cup, right, like football, when fucking, there's like Brazil or like the UK or whatever, like a good team historically, goes up against an African team and the African team almost wins. - Yeah, sometimes too. - I remember Ghana wanting to use Brazil and like, "Oh, six, and everyone lost their minds." - Yeah, it's fucking great. - Yeah, I want a box off that game. - Good luck, you're happy. - A lot of other dark stories, man. - Yeah. - Oh, you, Duke. - What? - Here's one more to parents. "I sent a whiteness meter by New York Prep School principal. Parents should reflect on their whiteness." - That's a joke. - Oh, it's serious. - Yeah, they're really coming. - They're like, "They got hot of the watch, man." - They're coming to watch. - Yeah, but as white people going like, "How can we better ourself?" Like all these diversity programs and shit, they're not, like, it's not like these companies are going like, "Hey, let's get a couple of brown guys, "a couple of black guys, a couple of Spanish dudes, "a couple of Asians and get them to make the diversity program." It's like, "No, no, this is a diversity program made by some white dude "that we're just going to use and template and model and effort." It's like, "Dude, this should shut up." Like, no one cares. - I'm not doing anything. - Would you, I don't know, this is my thing. He's like, "I don't want to ever be selected on anything based on color." - I want to be based 'cause of my standards. - Yeah, based on the on-good, at-base. - Yeah, because I see at this point, I'll take whatever I'm going for. - Yeah. - I'm like, "Dude, if these, most of the time, "when I get chosen for something, "I'm like, "I just probably, 'cause I was brown, "they need to be in color." - I don't know like that. - Maybe the Acoustic Show, but like, yeah, brown, whatever. - That's my base, I think. Here's the thing I kind of want to bring up on the wrestling one, but it's more a pop culture thing. The new show, Young Rock. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Looks good, I'm glad you watched it. - I watched it, yeah, dude. It's fucking great, man. Like, it's on NBC on Tuesdays, right after this is us. I'm a big, this is us guy. - I heard that. - We have NBC, yeah? - Yeah, NBC is NBC. It was global, whatever NBC, whatever. - Okay. - I stream on my shit illegally, but anyways. (laughing) - No, Young Rock, so basically what they did is they kind of, I guess they took like the Young Sheldon model where they just go back. So they took like the Rock and it's just him, 'cause he's had a great, like, an interesting life, like, grown up the way he did, just moving around and all the shit he's done. So it looks at him in three different time periods of his life. It's fucking awesome and they got, what's cool is if you're a wrestling fan, Vince McMahon signed over all the likenesses and shit. So like, Iron Cheeks in there, they got Arnors and Giant, they got Savage, Logan, McMahon. - That's cool. - It's fun. - The episode of "Stammit That Seeming Show." - Yeah, with the Rock, with the Rock, please, that's great. - What's also cool is that the actors look exactly like the people they're playing. It's creepy, like the kid that plays the Rock, looks exactly like the Rock is a kid, the teenager version in the out, it's nuts. I'm like, yo, this is, - Is it all playing like, simultaneously? Like, is it always a guy, you just watch him grow up? Or is it like in one episode, you'll see three different versions, yeah, it's very, that was the first episode. - That's cool. - Definitely watch Young Rock. It was very cool. - Now, that I wanna get into, because there's another thing people are asking the Rock, they're like, - If you can smell what he's cooking? - No, yeah, it's cold for some. (laughing) - I want to see myself out. - Yeah, yeah, well, you set it up. (laughing) - If he would run for president. He said, "I would consider a presidential run in the future if that's what people wanted." Truly, I mean that, and I'm not flippin' in any way with my answer. That would be up to the people, so I would wait, and I would listen. I would have my finger on the pulse and my ear to the ground, and my nose to what's cooking. - Totally, he would be, yeah, do you say that? (laughing) - I'm gonna push up his speeches. - Yeah. - What do you think about that, the Rock? Do you think he is a potential? Look, Ronald Reagan was an actor, became a fucking president. - Trump. - Trump is a fucking reality. He's not an active one. - Yeah. - Home alone, he deserved a net, I asked. - Yeah, for sure. - But it could happen, like, with the Rock. - Yeah, he is a people's champ, right? So, I'm auto-rock. - Look at this, look at this right here. Look at this. Instagram, Joe Biden, how many followers? 18 million? - Yeah. - 288, like, just to get everybody on his-- - Did a rock rant, like, he's in his 50s now. You know, like, it looks so good. - Yeah. - Did he sell one of his 50s? - Yeah, no, sure. - No, he, I think he will run eventually. I don't think 2024, things too early, like Kanye, when it-- - I was gonna say, oh, it's a bit like, easy. - I think, I think, I'm out of life time. - I think we're gonna see celebrities now, just kind of more so running and getting into politics, like that. But I would like to see, I honestly think what it should be, is that, like, the richest person should be the president, in my opinion. - I think, like, right now, Elon Musk should run-- He can't run for president though, I don't think. - No, he was born in South African. - Yeah, goddamn. - So you have-- - And he's like, he's from-- - He's from Canadian, so it's no way he can run. - Like Jeff Bezos. - He can run. - He can run. I go for him, like, Ted Cruz. - Yeah, like, yeah. - I know. - He's trying to party. - He's one of the co-com, man. - Yeah. - I don't know. I think, if the rock rant, he definitely win. Like, that's-- - Yeah, I'll contest. - But do you think they should run, though? That's the thing. That's another good-- - Just take me for governor. I think, celebrity should be able to run for governor of California. - But do you think they should run that matter? - Yeah, do you think it'll be, like, Trump, Showny's a fucking idiot. The drug, do you think-- Why don't you get someone who knows what they're actually doing? - Yeah, but-- - Yeah, but we didn't like-- - I mean, did he know what he was doing? No, but there was aspects of the country that improved. The rock would obviously-- It's not like one guy is fucking-- - No, it's a team, right? - No, it was like a team effort. - Yeah. So I don't know. I think the rock would be-- He's got a pretty-- A lot of people like him, you know? - It's like-- - He doesn't-- He hasn't had some major scandal where people are just like--
This guy's not trustworthy people fucking Multigenerational is rock right yeah, cuz your glasses generation my generation No, I think that'd be it just oh it's gonna say for TV shows by the way Did I check that wand of vision yet? No good? I started watching it last night. It's fucking awesome I caught up it's like seven episodes so far because they're like just real like B level characters But man like Marvel does a fucking insane job. This shit like it's so well done It's it's like a movie like it feels like you're watching a movie because the production value It's a TV show like mini series. It's fucking awesome And then like vision I don't like Wanda is a Elizabeth Olson. She's the old sister. Yeah, she's the third sister. Oh shit. She's a marion Ashley. Yeah, she looks like Mary Kate if she didn't do math like just like you look Like she's super odd and then vision I don't know what he is exactly. He's like a robot right? He just looks like a vibrator though I think he's a vibrator. He's a fancy vibrator. He's what we're talking about in the last episode Yeah, exactly now he's a good show watch a one division. It's a fucking great. All right, let's let's do the plugs and Get on out of here. Yeah, you got We'll go from best to worst. Okay WTF fuck you WTF YBR dot com if you want to listen to kind of similar stuff. I do on other places with other minorities WTF YBR We're at like 140 episodes now. Yeah, it's great. Very good. The Canada's premier comedy podcast. Yeah, the number one podcast I'm Vancouver next to this and Ruth was rabby can on everything if you want to follow me. I'm always doing weird stuff and How many were podcasts? This is the the number one new podcast in the city the new number one Number one. So they both number one or the type number one type number one number one on the urban list one's number one general You're right. You know she boys savage side-singron. Yeah, see what I did that note You can you can shut up. It does you can follow me on the side run on YouTube side dot ESC dot nine for on Instagram Check out my podcast number 344 In Ghana right now and Stevie Wonder's fucking beloved it But it's a little bit serious with time. I talked to comedians in the city and Globo you talked to comedians and people who hold microphones for a minute a week Sometimes three and a half Yeah, yeah, it's good and The Vancouver comedy ring on Instagram and also this podcast is brought to you by mom of Tran Edibles but a mom of Tran Edibles dot com and on Instagram for all your edible needs and I think I'll give a shout out to Erbs herbs used to be herbs are us on Broadway in Vancouver. They I think that's the only place you can get mama trans and I went there today and they're stocked up Are they still open because they shut down a bunch of the I feel like they they did maybe get shut down and then they reopen Yeah, there's a bunch of just stupid rules mine. Yeah, it's whack But yeah, the Vancouver comedy ring join the Facebook group. We were posting memes and videos and stuff there every day Comedy ring dot card dot co you can see a lot of an overview of kind of all the comedians and their videos and their Podcasts and whatnot, so check all that out. Hopefully we will be back with live shows soon Yeah, talk to me and make sure to share subscribe like all that you call me you on Google and all that shit Yeah, and if you got any questions or anything you want us to talk about send it on over and Until next time catch light up
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The podcast hosts discuss the rebranding of Aunt Jemima syrup to the Pearl Milling Company, critiquing it as overly corporate and missing the nostalgic, homemade feel of the original.
They explore changing cultural attitudes toward racism, arguing for a distinction between hateful racism and "fun" historical stereotypes, using examples like Polish jokes and brand mascots.
Funeral trends are debated, including viral videos of strippers at funerals, "alive" corpse displays, Viking funerals, and the desire for humorous, celebratory send-offs.
The hosts share personal stories about strained family relationships, with one expressing dark humor about anticipating his parents' deaths.
The comedy industry is discussed, focusing on joke-selling, buying stories (e.g., Bert Kreischer selling a story to Jay Moore), and the difference between writing jokes on stage versus selling pre-written material.
Summary:
The County Ring podcast features a casual, humorous conversation among male hosts, primarily aged 25-35, as indicated by their YouTube audience. They start by criticizing the rebranding of Aunt Jemima syrup to the Pearl Milling Company, viewing it as an overly sanitized corporate move that removes the product's nostalgic, homemade appeal. They contrast this with their preference for "fun" historical stereotypes, such as Polish jokes, and argue that society has overcorrected by eliminating lighthearted racial humor from brands and media.
The discussion shifts to funeral trends, where they mock viral videos of strippers at funerals and "alive" corpse displays, while expressing personal preferences for joyful, humorous funerals, including Viking cremations or pre-recorded comedic messages. One host shares a darkly comedic anecdote about telling his father he looks forward to his death so he can press the cremation button twice, highlighting strained family relationships. Finally, they explore comedy industry practices, such as joke-selling and buying stories, using the example of Bert Kreischer selling a story to Jay Moore.
They note that while some comedians write on stage through improvisation, others sell pre-written material, comparing this to musicians performing covers. The tone remains irreverent and self-deprecating throughout, with the hosts embracing controversial topics for entertainment value.
FAQs
It's a comedy podcast where the hosts casually chat and say 'wild shit.' The style is described as old school and relaxed, similar to hanging out with friends.
100% of the audience on YouTube is male, aged 25 to 35.
The brand was renamed to Pearl Milling Company, which the hosts think sounds too manufactured compared to the original.
A Viking funeral involves placing the body on a raft, shooting a flaming arrow to ignite it, and letting it burn on the water.
It is believed that shaving the hair helps the person let go of ego.
Yes, some comedians sell jokes. For example, Bert Kreischer sold a story to Jay Moore, and there are comedians who offer joke collections for sale, similar to songwriting in music.
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