Tattoo Party at Kens House, Another Fraudulent Election, & Corvette Explosion!
65m 43s
The podcast covers a chaotic weekend filled with parties, injuries, and memorable moments. Ken suffered knee issues from a dirt bike crash and later collapsed at his own party, spilling wine, while his alter ego "Greg" made appearances, leading to concerns about his drinking. The crew called in a tattoo artist, resulting in many people getting "Life Wide Open" tattoos, including team members like Mac and Clay. Mike’s Corvette caught fire during drifting, prompting discussions about repairs versus buying a new car, with Mike considering a new motor. Meanwhile, Ryan missed the festivities due to a bachelor party in Park City, where he golfed on a challenging course, lost many balls, and brought an Uber driver to a 38 Special concert, creating a fun story. Spenny is competing in a tough off-road race in Romania, while Peyton drove across the country for a giveaway featuring a GT500 or Raptor. The episode also includes humorous anecdotes about sleeping arrangements, allergies, and a future father-in-law’s reaction, ending with a promotion for the giveaway and a call to subscribe.
Every sale comes down to that single second, between buy now and maybe later.
PayPal is built to help your business win that moment across new markets and a new agentic era.
With a checkout that's reliable and a global network of hundreds of millions of buyers who already know us.
All to keep you in control, however buying happens next.
We're built for payments, built for growth, built for agentic.
PayPal Open. Built for all business.
Get started at paypalopen.com.
Toyota, let's go places.
Ken's house does have the vibe that the parents aren't home.
We went to Ken's house and had a party while he was sleeping.
I gotta stop drinking so much.
One day every few weeks, it's not the worst.
Ken, that's extremely frequent to be blacking out.
Every vehicle you have has now almost started on fire.
It's not every vehicle.
It's like not true at all though.
Wait, Dalton, you got it?
Dalton's running out.
Let's see it.
Oh yeah, he got free life too.
That's so sick.
The boys were doing it big this weekend.
Say it into the mic like you mean it.
Arguably, might have been the biggest.
We were kicking it up this weekend.
We were kicking the dust up this weekend.
I'm trying to put the pieces together.
I've seen, you know, a few snaps here, a text in the group chat.
This guy's mad.
This guy's got a forehead tattoo.
This guy's got this going on.
Jack, can you get us a tattoo artist?
What the hell happened this weekend?
Dude, we did it big.
That's what we did, Ryan.
I think for one weekend, you guys are completely. We did it.
We did it.
Completely unhinged.
How crazy was that from your end, though, not being there, reading the group chat, having
zero idea what was happening?
Did you have FOMO or were you more so confused?
I was on my buddy's bachelor party, which I'll tell you guys about later, having a great
time.
So I didn't have FOMO, but there was a part of me where I'm looking at everybody.
There's 75 people at Ken's house.
Oh, Ryan, you don't even know.
Every single one of our friends is getting a tattoo and I go, damn, that's pretty good.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, we did it big.
Did all you guys get more tattoos?
No.
Okay, well, that made me feel a little better.
Dude, that was just one of many things that happened this weekend that we kicked the dust
up, which is why CJ started the podcast by saying that.
And it's still settling.
It is still settling.
Ken is. You were bedridden all day yesterday, Ken.
I was ill yesterday.
I stayed in bed.
For many reasons, Ryan.
I'm sure he was sick, but he also blew his knee out again.
Oh, no.
On Saturday night.
I heard about the collapse.
Oh, he blew his knee out.
It was arguably the craziest collapse I've seen out of Ken, and I've seen him hit the
ground quite a few times.
It's not feeling great, and it started off last week.
I crashed a dirt bike, and it was. As he does.
Not feeling good, so I stayed in Friday night.
It is a little black.
Is it a little black and blue?
Is it actually swollen?
It's been swollen since Wednesday.
It does actually look noticeably swollen.
Oh, no.
Yeah, it's bad.
It's been bad since I crashed that bike.
Wait, so what?
Ken, you had to layer down?
You didn't hear about when Ken crashed a dirt bike?
Oh, no, no, no.
I didn't hear about that either.
You were crashing your dirt bike.
You weren't here for that either.
I missed everything.
So on Wednesday when we were filming, literally, we went back into the woods at the new land,
and it's like everyone forgot how to ride dirt bike except for Ken.
He decided to go as fast as possible, hit a log, and just trajected off of. He hit a tank slapper.
Threw off, hit a tree.
Fourth gear pinned tank slapper.
Into a tree.
Into a tree?
A trail bike 120.
No, he didn't hit a tree.
You didn't hit a tree.
It was a down. There was a. I was focusing on just banging the gears, and then I didn't see that there was a downed
log in the middle of the trail.
No, Ken, I don't even blame you.
It was huge, bro.
How do you not see that thing?
I hit it on my three-wheeler, the same thing.
Kind of when there's people in front of you, and you guys are kicking the dust up, I did
the same thing.
You can't see it right when it's so dusty like it is.
So I didn't blame you one bit.
I was just so bummed to hear that Ken, he didn't just go down.
You crashed.
Flew?
Yeah.
Did you get it on camera?
He didn't get it on camera.
His GoPro was going, which is arguably even better.
I have one question.
When you hit the ground, did you go, ah?
Oh, bro.
I mean, yeah, you already know.
You already know.
Ken has the Peter Griffin reaction to injuries every time.
Except he's not even doing it to be funny.
That's just how he reacts.
Yeah, that's your reaction to injury, where normally someone goes like, ah, ah, fuck.
You got horrible knees, Ken.
Well, it doesn't help when you layer down at a decent clip.
Layer down, huh?
I'm going to skid for a while.
I'm going to get banged up.
So you want to know the craziest part is right before that, Spenny crashed.
And then while Ken was getting up from the ground, Mike crashed.
He showed up, and I was like, hey, I just crashed.
Yeah.
Mike had ran back to Culver's.
Stupid.
His visor on his helmet's like this.
So you knew he hit hard.
Mike sprained his thumb.
He's still down pretty bad.
Ken messed his knee up pretty bad.
Spenny broke his knee.
Spenny hit my shoulder and my thumb.
So.
Spenny texted me, because I was going fly fishing.
He said, did you hear the news?
Turns out I'm ass at riding.
It was bad.
It was a bad day for Spenny.
He hasn't recovered.
He had to go to Romania to go ride dirt bikes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He had to leave the country.
He had to leave this continent.
Yeah.
It was a tough day for the kid, yeah.
Well, I mean, we were filming a dirt bike video.
That's Spenny's bread and butter.
And it was rough.
And I'm going to be honest, Ryan.
I'm going to be honest.
The last guy that you would ever imagine to win won.
Oh, I saw a video of you going.
We're not going to say.
We don't want to spoil anything.
Sorry, you're right.
You're right.
And that ate him up pretty bad.
Really?
Yeah.
You didn't like that?
Dude, for like three days, he was just kind of moping.
He was like, Spenny's one of the most positive guys I know.
Yeah, he always got a good attitude.
And for the next couple days until he left, he was kind of just dragging his feet around.
He's not used to losing.
Wow.
I was like, bro, are you okay?
And he was like, honestly, this one's tough.
Taking this one pretty hard.
Yeah.
It is a tough one.
Yeah.
So there was a lot of crashes.
And then going back to Ken's house.
Yeah.
So now take me back to whatever the fuck happened.
Let's start with Friday night.
There's so much stuff.
I need to know about the crash.
I want to hear what Ken has to say about Friday night.
All right.
So we have our merch team in town, the guys that Mac, our blind designer, and then the
guys that help with all of our products.
Shout out Garrett and Clay.
Yeah.
They're the man.
And then our editor, half of our editing team, Robert from Virginia.
So we got four guests up.
Yep.
So we got our team.
Our team in town.
We're trying to show out for them.
Yeah.
I mean, we were just doing it big for them.
Like, we were just trying to show them a good time.
Well, in doing so, we found out that the Canadians know how to party way harder than we do.
Well, I shouldn't say know how to.
They love, love it.
Running it hard.
Zorba's, close it down.
Oh, man.
Shorm, close it down.
Yeah, we were closing it down.
Ken's Boathouse, close it down.
I'm laying in bed.
I wake up the next morning.
I start looking at Snapchat.
I'm like, that's my boat house.
And, okay, so let me just.
And he didn't even know.
Let me talk through this, though.
So we get done at Zorba's 2 a.m. bar close.
We dip out.
We hop in the Sprinter.
We're like, where are we going?
And the Canadian guys were like, well, we're not going home.
We're like, bro, it's 2 a.m.
We don't have any other options.
And I was like, I know a place.
That never shuts down.
We were firing, dude.
Everyone had energy.
It was like, why would we go to bed?
Why would we?
So we hop in the Sprinter.
We rip over to Ken's.
I'm like, this is the spot.
I guarantee Ken's got a party going right now, as he does.
Yeah, obviously.
Right.
It's the Great Gatsby over there.
There's always a party going.
We show up.
Lights are off.
Doors are locked.
Even changes locks.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, I know where the key is.
Apparently not anymore.
I guess after the whole cow incident, Ken started locking his house up better.
Yeah.
Did they change your code?
No.
You guys were just pushing the wrong button combination.
Well, yeah.
It might have helped.
I could watch you just punching the wrong buttons.
I was like, oh, these guys are struggling.
Because Gavin eventually got it.
Well, I'll tell you the best thing that could have happened is we didn't get in.
Yeah.
That would have been pretty bad.
It would have been bad.
So as we do, we pivot.
What's not locked?
Ken's boathouse.
So we ran that for a couple hours.
I honestly think, Ken,
the best thing that could have happened is us not getting into your house
because we would have 100% came and woke you up.
But the whole time, we were just like, where is Ken?
We're doing what he loves most.
Yeah, that's what I'm confused about.
And he's nowhere to be found.
This is Ken's dream weekend.
Yeah.
People in town, Sprinter van going.
A good excuse to have a good time.
It was kind of like my leg wasn't feeling the best.
And I was like, okay, you guys are going to a bar that has music
and it's just going to be a lot of standing around.
You have to dance.
The way they dance.
The way I look at it, that's how the stars align.
Had he gone to the boathouse with you guys that night,
he might not have had that rager that he had on Saturday.
He would have done it for sure.
I'm going to tell you, this much, Ken didn't have any rager.
Oh.
His alter ego, Greg, was out in full effect.
Greg was back again?
Dude, it's crazy.
I don't know what the hell's going on with you, Ken.
Maybe that's a conversation for off the podcast,
but Greg has been making a lot of appearances lately.
I've been hanging with Greg more than I have with freaking Ken.
Straight up.
Saturday, we're obviously running a pretty –
pretty big day again you know it was like sopping over all these people's houses they're having
parties so saturday saturday we do a poker run between all the different houses on the lake
and it ends at my place and then didn't it also like start at your place it started at ken's it
ended at ken's went to another place and then we went back to ken bro it was crazy over there ken
had sushi he had like all this good shit like he had good food there's all these people and then
just to make the party even better we called in a tattoo artist yes because the canadians they were
like dude we want to run the life wide open tat we want to run the life wide open tat and we just
have like just just this like 50 tattoo gun from amazon they're like no we want it to be like legit
not not like kind of half so we had the tattoo artist come in and get this how the hell did we
find him jack he's the goat he's the goat man it happened what'd you start doing calling tattoo
shops or like yeah no one was really available but i know a dude didn't walk that it's like
midnight so you knew a dude yeah i knew a dude and he came out to ken's house i'll tell you that
ryan the fact that you're even questioning that you know how much shit we make happen last minute
i especially jack dude jack is really good at just really making shit happen but really good
like i gave him a one hour heads up and he had someone on the way i was already there the tattoo
thing is has been notoriously difficult to make
happen well this one was but jack made it happen but dude i'll tell you this much so all the the
the crew was like i want to run the life wide open tat we all got it on our on our leg and they were
like we're part of the team we need to run it yeah make sure it's still there i'm just making sure
that that's the only one i got there and uh i was like all right i'll call in the tattoo guy once
the the whole crew knew that the tattoo guy was coming like everyone else that was at ken's because
ken was throwing a party i'm like hey you're gonna get it
they were all like i'm running it too like well i got a guy coming right now what like some people
would change their mind after i said no he'll be here in an hour oh well i don't know about tonight
but then some people were like fuck yeah i'm hopping in so like 15 people got it yeah but
mark mark johnson got it just got it yeah wait don't you got it don't let's see it gavin come
on in buddy bro we are running like the fucking yellow like a gang bro oh yeah
that's so sick that's sick red river scott got it yeah it's scott got it see scott yeah that's
pretty sick uh this random guy named mark got it yeah well he was already so tatted up i look i'm
like bro he's like yeah i'll just get it jess got it you're doing it for free jess what got it on
his forehead yeah i saw that that that that was that was fake right that was fake that was ben
wrote it on his forehead i was like oh my damn near would have well then when tj said we should
be leaving it for like 10 that's why i said oh my god but uh dude it's like we're running the
yellowstone brand around here like everybody who's a part of the crew just has it dude it
really is a movement though because even people that yeah we've never met before are starting to
run the tattoo on the right leg right here on the thigh which i think is pretty sick it's like
you're kind of legendary like a part of this like crew you know but also if you if you want to get
a life wide open tattoo and you don't want it on your thigh that's just fine that's fine but you're
doing it i just think it's cool that it seems like a lot of people are doing here though yeah
too it's like everyone's got in the same spot so anyways yeah so max there mac god clay got
lwo gear yeah which looks like sick well i asked him i so mac designs all of our stuff so every
logo that we have max done right i was just asking him a couple days prior what's your favorite logo
or design that you've ever made and he said honestly i'm most proud of the lwo logo because
on everything that we put it on it's so universal and i was like you should get that tatted then
because he said i want to get a tattoo this weekend and he was like that's what i'm running
dude get this though so max never had a tattoo he comes and hangs out with us his wife's like so
what are you guys doing you know asking first night he gets a tattoo because we had the tattoo
guy evan gave him a tattoo just like a little fishing hook oh i saw that too and then he tatted
evan and he's it's like the most squiggly like it's just funny max the grit the best artist that
i know so he paints everything too he draws all of our all of our designs and logos are hand drawn
and then he vectorizes it and like turns it into what it is for the t-shirts but he's the best
artist i know yeah so the little thing that he put on evan is pretty rough dude i was like mac
that's the best you could do yeah i feel bad now because it's permanent but he said he want
he said evan no evan wanted it to look like that and i was like all right well that's cool but
it definitely yeah it posed the question like that's the best you could do it's just funny
because his wife's like any more tattoos on saturday morning he's like nope no more tattoos
like she was joking and then on sunday morning yeah i got one more he got two hung out with us
for three days and he had two tattoos at the end of it and a hangover yeah when i was uh coming back
from park city they were in the airport so i i sat down with him chatted for like 20 minutes it
was fun and i saw all the fresh tats yeah clay got it like right above his boob line it was sick
those guys are awesome i love those guys i wish they lived here so that way we could hang more
often but it's probably a good thing because we would they come and we would be running way too
hard but uh so get this right after the tattoos we had it all set up because we we've been wanting
to give our editor robert our designer mac and then our other editor pat a bonus for like the
longest time but we were like let's just do it when they get here so anyways we have it like
perfectly timed out they're sitting there cameras on then goes all right you know
he pulls the money out gives it to mac everyone's there there's all these people people are like
what because this is just brick of cash people 10 grand and robert's even like whoa and then
oh yeah and for you too boom everyone just goes nuts right it's like the peak everyone's freaking
out no one's ever seen someone just give money out like that before right at the peak
ken collapses and he's holding a full glass of wine red wine glass goes everywhere
red wine goes everywhere everyone stops it's like the music cut it's like
all of us like oh my god ken are you okay and he's like up he's leaning on the chain just goes
and we're like what he's like my knee
my knee and everyone's just sitting there and for like a minute and a half he's just like
that's what he doesn't talk he goes non-verbal well yeah and then he just limped up to his room
to bed after that but he hit the pinnacle it was it was a crazy like what happened
were you so excited that you forgot how to stand i don't know when you're not doing anything you
were just standing there and you just tipped over i don't know he hit a table he hit a table the
table it was two shit go falls off no did you slip i don't know i there i do gotta go through
and clean the garage there's a little bit of spilled red wine splatter yeah no shit
i'm glad you didn't even mean holding a wine glass we gotta get you a fucking sippy cup while
you're drinking i don't know what you were doing holding that big of a wine glass when you couldn't
even stand like it was so full it was like to the brim a bedroom poor and it is everywhere
he's just holding like the butt of it still in his hand yeah we were pretty pretty larried up
during this so i hope it all looks okay i was pretty sober you were okay really yeah i was not
well i knew that this was all coming so somebody had to be somebody had to fucking rain in the
monkeys dalton he was just hanging with his other homies he heard we were doing tattoos had someone
deliver him over to ken's house he sits down on the table gets a tattoo in like five minutes
and then was just out back to wherever he was going again he was pretty lit love that yeah
dalton calls me hey you think it's cool if i pull up and get a tattoo yeah i don't know why you're
not over here right here right here
we had gavin eland filming he gavin is a mechanic not a film not a filmer but he did great he did
great
wait till he bends over
look at everybody in the back is like
there he is that's when he really got locked in he couldn't move after there
oh gosh look at her she's in the background are you good
no it's always it's so hard to tell because every time are you good no every time it's a no it's you
i don't know is he actually okay
dude cody looked like a little kid at a birthday party running around that kept jumping in the way
he'd like you'd just be like standing there on like the beach like everyone's like eating some
cake or you know a little sandwich or some cheetos whatever and then he'd just like run into the
water like like run off the dock yeah like running into the water same speed off the dock you know
run straight in and then like like 30 seconds later he's like running back up and he like gets
a snack and then he runs back in water all over the place when you're doing the the poker run
he was on the boat and then he would just jump off like while they were moving
way back there
It's like when you go to Ken's house, you can't just drink like adults.
You drink like you're in the 10th grade at a parentless house for the first time.
It's like whatever your age is, cut it in half.
You're going to behave that way.
When Ken is there, the parents are home.
But when Greg is there, it feels like the parents left.
Bro, Ken just walked up.
There was literally 75 people in his house, and he just limped his way up the stairs.
Everyone was like, Ken, you going to bed?
He just didn't even address it.
He just slowly, just one step at a time, just got himself up to his room, went to bed.
Everyone stayed there.
Dude.
I saw you guys left at like 3 that night.
Well, I was leaving, and at this point, I was pretty much sober watching all this play out.
Ken's house that he's all freaking concerned about, me even stepping foot in or anyone.
Way more damage done in that one party.
I'm walking out just like, Ken's, like, this place is a mess at this point, right?
Like, there's 75 people that just partied in this house with lack of concern of the house.
Of course.
And I'm walking out like, wow, this place is a mess.
And I look up, and somebody left the door open for what had to have been 30 minutes.
No, no.
It was open all night.
I came downstairs in the morning.
It was open all night because he came downstairs, and the patio door was just open.
Well, the whole.
The whole house was full of bugs.
No.
I spent two hours vacuuming.
No.
Yeah.
No.
I wish I would have taken a video of it.
It was insane.
They were all, like, stuck to the ceiling?
Stuck to the ceiling.
Oh.
So he's got, like, white ceilings, and it was just littered black.
You can't kill them.
If you kill them on the paint, then it smears the paint.
You got to let them die off the ceiling.
Well, that's a good thing that Ken was fast asleep.
You would have been up there with a broom.
I was just looking around, just like, oh, no.
And I just went, well, not my problem.
I didn't leave the door open.
What'd the cleanup look like the next day, Ken?
Do you do that, or did Jenna come over?
Hi, Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile.
Are you looking for a beach read this summer?
May I suggest your big wireless bill?
It's got suspense, mystery, a slightly flat emotional arc, and a shocking twist where
you realize you've been overpaying the entire time.
Fortunately, though, Mint's story is better.
Every plan, $15 a month, even unlimited.
That's it.
Happy ending.
Zero tears.
Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch.
Up front.
Payment of $45 for three months, $90 for six months, or $180 for a 12-month plan required.
$15 per month equivalent.
Taxes and fees extra.
Initial plan term only.
Greater than 50 gigabytes.
May slow when network is busy.
See terms.
This is Matt Rogers from Lost Culture East.
That's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
This is Bowen Yang from Lost Culture East.
You know when people try a new food, and suddenly it's like, okay, hold on.
I got a new favorite food.
That's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try Kewpie mayo.
Yeah, it's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle.
You've probably seen it at the grocery store.
And this mayo is. It's different.
Mm-hmm.
Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs.
Kewpie only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor.
It's smoother, deeper, almost buttery.
Once people try it, they start putting it on everything.
Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers.
Chefs use it.
Restaurants use it.
People who really care about flavor use it.
Put it on just about anything.
Then you'll understand.
Kewpie, the original Japanese mayonnaise.
You can get it in the market, the one between buy now and maybe later.
PayPal is built to help your business win that moment.
With a checkout experience that feels certain, reliable, and familiar.
With a global two-sided network and hundreds of millions of buyers who already know us.
New markets, new AI-powered selling services.
You decide how your business will show up and stand out.
PayPal is built to help your business come out ahead.
We're built for payments.
Built for growth.
Built for agendic.
PayPal Open.
Visit paypalopen.com to get started.
That's paypalopen.com.
Over and help you?
Dave helped a lot.
And then let them die.
And then laid in bed all afternoon.
Then at night, they were all.
On the floor, dead.
When you lay in bed on your typical Sunday, Ken.
Like when you're just laying in bed.
Are you watching TV?
Are you just like staring out at the wall?
Like what are you doing?
I got the TV on.
It's just leaking out the window.
It's just on Roku City.
It's nothing even on.
You're tough on yourself.
Yeah, I gotta stop drinking so much.
Yeah, honestly.
Have you thought possibly that the reason why you have been turning into Greg so often lately
is because you've lost all this weight?
And now you're still drinking like you used to.
Is that a possibility?
Maybe.
That makes sense to me.
I mean, you're down quite a bit of pounds, but you're still drinking like you used to.
I don't know.
It would make sense why you maybe keep getting like this.
I mean, it's one day every few weeks.
It's not the worst, but.
Okay.
He wants to do this to himself.
I mean, Ken, that's extremely frequent to be blacking out.
Yeah.
That's pretty crazy.
Two nights in a row on.
Ken's batch.
CJ's batch.
God, I'm an idiot.
It's whoever I planned it with.
Ken, it's all good.
You're blacking out just the right amount.
I used to black out way more than that.
Well, Mike, and then you went sober.
Yeah.
So you went so hard you had to go completely sober.
Yeah.
Ken does not want to go sober.
I know that.
So there's got to be a middle, like a happy medium.
Pump the brakes.
Yeah, maybe a little pump of the brakes would be good.
A little pump.
15 to 20% off.
Ken's brakes right now.
Right now are off of, like, a 1965 Chevy.
He's got the same brakes from his Lincoln Continental.
Yeah, he's got his own brakes.
They're just not working.
He's got the Hellcat engine in it.
That's for sure.
He ain't stopping quick at all.
It was tough not being here for, like, a known legendary weekend.
When the merch guys come up, it's like, oh, dude, you know it's going to be a big one.
Kick the dust up.
Yeah, you guys did kick the dust up.
I was here about your weekend.
You were in Park City?
Yeah, I was at one of my best buddy's bachelor parties.
We've actually known each other since elementary.
School, which I was like, damn, it's kind of crazy.
But you guys would have loved it, actually.
We went.
Looked awesome, dude.
That golf course was insane.
Dude, the golf.
Look at this.
Look at this hole that we golfed.
It was.
Did you?
I golfed?
Yeah.
Okay.
So the funny thing was is, like, the planning is different than how we plan things.
We plan things in the afternoon.
They were, like, a lot of times, like, this golf, we left the house at, like, 7, 10 a.m.
No, don't tell me that.
That's pretty standard for golfing.
All night.
Yep.
And so, yeah, it is.
But I was, like, laying in bed.
I go, I'm not going to go.
You're like, fuck this.
I don't even like golfing, let alone waking up early for it.
Exactly.
And so then I kind of laid there a little more, and I was like, ah, fuck it.
It's my best buddy's bachelor party.
Like, I got to go.
Turns out it was the most beautiful golf course I've ever been to.
But this was hole number three.
You don't hit to the fairway on the right.
That's insane.
That's the one you hit to on the left.
What?
It looks insanely difficult.
Bro, like, the lines on this are crazy.
How many balls did you lose?
On that drive, four.
On that drive?
You kept going?
You weren't just like, fuck this.
No, you said he was playing pretty decent.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
It was a scramble.
So all four of us that drove lost our ball, and then we dropped.
Yep.
And then kept going.
So that hole was really bad.
And then also check out this hole.
With a swing like that, you should not be on this course.
You can't even see where you're heading to.
Exactly.
I'm joking.
I had, oh, you guys would have been so fucking proud.
I had the best drive of my life.
It was gorgeous.
And we couldn't find it, because it was 600 yards downhill, whatever.
You know what I told Ryan last night, though?
I go, aren't you happy you went golfing with me and Ben and Kane?
It was practice.
On Monday?
Because, dude, if Ryan actually just played more than one time a year,
I think he would enjoy golf way more, because you'd actually be able to play
and do what you want to do.
You know?
I'm not saying you'd be the best, which none of us are really that good,
but you'd at least be able to enjoy it.
If I played like that on Monday, we would have won.
Like, I'm serious.
I played really well.
You've got to run it back with Kane.
We've got to run it back.
I fixed my drive, and then I started having beers, and then I broke it again.
You know how it goes.
Yeah, once you have one little drop of alcohol,
you might as well just throw the round out the window.
But so we, on that golf course, we lost 38 balls in our foursome.
Oh, my gosh.
Over 18.
In the four.
In the four of you.
In the four of us.
That looked like an insanely hard course.
Ken's like, oh, wow, that's pretty low.
Ken is like, how many holes did you play?
I do that on the back nine.
Dude, that was like Spenny and I when we played this weekend.
We were so excited.
I named our team the search party, because we were really good at finding balls, right?
So by, like, the middle of the round, we, no joke, had 30 balls that we didn't come with.
Well, were you playing behind Ken?
No.
Was Ken in the group?
Ken wasn't there.
All you got to do is just play behind him and have enough balls for the rest of the year.
And then we got, we finished the round on the 18th hole with, like, five balls.
So it felt like gambling.
We're like, we're really up.
We're really up.
We got balls to spare.
Now you lose them.
And we went all out.
So we lost all those balls, and we go back, and we're going to eat lunch at the place.
And 38 was, like, this big joke, because we'd lost so many balls.
Turns out, 38's special.
The band was playing there that night.
Really?
Yeah, like, hold on, Luke.
Yeah, so we're like, ah, fuck it.
Hold on, no, what?
Ah, fuck it.
i don't give me a little give me a little more don't make me i need a little more don't make
me sing just i need to hear some more lyrics don't let go don't let go yeah control yeah
so anyway do they have any other songs uh yeah i don't remember them but they have them so we we
went we're like oh let's go to the concert tonight so we hop in our uber and we are menaces as as one
is when you axel hodges oh yeah so i axel at the bar what actually yeah what we're hanging
i forgot to send to the boys but you look like caleb from love island oh yeah that's my he
actually framed my caleb from love island we're a power slap dude i can't believe you rolled up
and axel was there yeah it was sick it was fun they were like who is that i'm like oh just the
best freestyle rider in the world they're like what's he doing here i go just riding dude did
you know he was gonna be there
i saw his story and i was like hey dude so i texted him or and was like hey i'm on a bachelor
party like i get if that's not your vibe this weekend but like if you're going out let me know
and so after the concert he texted me he's like yo i'm at the spur meet me there nice so anyway
we go to this concert we're on the way there and we're just being menaces as you should to the to
the uber driver like not we aren't doing anything to him but like blake is adhd's turning up the
radio he's skipping songs he
he we weren't connected to it it was the uber driver's phone and so somebody from the back goes
blake just play some 38 special and we'll get ready for the concert okay so we throw on some
38 special our uber driver loves it loves 38 special he goes what this is good this is good
he's just jamming out to us okay and we're like all right fuck yeah so i go i'll buy you a ticket
if you want to come he goes really and i go yeah sure fuck it you should come no way
so we brought our uber driver that is awesome it's like dio donnie or something like that so
we just started calling him don that's lit dude that's donnie he's from rwanda he's been in park
city for four years and this was his first ever concert that's awesome his whole life that's cool
dude i was like he had the best fucking time dude he was look at him yeah look how fun it looks like
he's having so much fun right now go back it looks like he's being held captive it's like he's giving
up like like help me
signs are you sure that he had a good time it was really funny because everyone said help
hold on does anyone know sign language can anyone decipher this but uh yeah he had two beers
and then basically reverted to driving like how he did in rwanda
we're in the line leaving the parking lot and i will say it looks like he's going pretty slow
right now but it felt fast it felt like we were going fast he cut off
so many fucking people and then he just drove down the middle of a four-lane road through park city
and we all got there do that to you yeah thank god but fucking donnie dude he was a legend had
a great time couldn't understand a fucking thing he said but god he was a good guy kind of a steve
will do it move yeah ryan that was cool i one wanted to do it for the story because i was like
this is pretty funny but two it was like 45 bucks and he had the best time out of all of us yeah
he actually had a really good time and we could give it to him there was a ton of a
ton of just beauties there went fly fishing that was fun we should do that honestly dude
i've just been itching to go fishing ever since we did our cheap fishing challenge
and the worst part is i haven't been able to go since then like you should be able to just
hop out but doing too much golf well no i really don't go golfing that much either it's just like
you need a fishing boat don't have that i mean obviously you can fish off like a dock or off
like a bridge and stuff but uh we gave away our fishing boat it's a lightning queen icebreaker
what's he doing with that i don't know he said he had all these plans with a video with it oh did he
good well ryan another thing that you miss i blew up the corvette start on fire dude i yeah i saw
your post that's just funny one of the comments on the post goes i love how he's more stressed
about his car starting on fire than the fact that he literally just exploded the motor which it was
true it's tough look mike i was like more stressed that it started on fire because you know i'm never
gonna let this one down that's your mo then it literally yeah it wasn't the best dude it's not
only it literally every vehicle you have has now almost started on fire not everything like not
true at all yeah three vehicles started on fire is insane but the hi mike okay here you still have
in your fleet the water truck started on fire because tanner and big wrench were using too
much starting fluid i was in my office when that happened like still coming here still started on
fire though your 350z has started on fire numerous times and now your corvettes are on fire yeah
that's more than like an explosion more than most people have happened in their whole life yeah it
was just it was you were able to get on video that's the best part about all of this is the
fact that it was on video so clay was filming and garrett hops in and goes garrett's like you know
it's crazy the last time we drifted together you like blew a tire he's like so hopefully we don't
do that again or something bad and i'm like no this thing's good this thing's good i was hitting
a lot of laughs
were you ripping like why did it what i think happened was that it has an oil leak i just
checked the oil before this and it was a little low but what i think the reading i was getting
wasn't accurate like i'll take that on the chin but what i also think was happening was a little
low and the oil was sloshing around like i think it was low on oil because a bunch of people are
like how the do you blow up ls2 it's not i guess super professional yeah so professional it's also
running hot
all the parts flying out the bottom
oh my god dude clay oh my god i fully just blew it up oh my god
you're gonna hate my recommendation whatever you spend on this from here on out just imagine
you're probably gonna have to spend a bunch to fix it when you get the cheap one just
put that into the put that into just getting like a medium one yeah right from the start and then you
will never have to worry about your car starting on fire again so i was telling him like you spent
such little money on this car that it's probably not worth fixing it's probably worth just buying
another one but you can't find corvettes for the deal he knows that was an unheard of deal i can't
blame him for buying this one but also yeah cj great advice ken great advice like let's say
that if that bill is like anywhere near 10 grand why would i yeah yeah why would i that's like what
you paid for the thing so uh i'm looking i can get a motor for about like a full drop in long block
for four grand how much in labor though probably about a thousand bucks to pop it in really i got
a subscriber that's willing to do it um five grand yeah so you're gonna have roughly because
how much do you have into fixing this thing like how like you can rebuild the motor for i just have
a hard time believing that isn't there a hole in the block because like that's what i'm saying we're
not rebuilding the block we're not rebuilding the motor we got to pull that and sell it for 400 bucks
or whatever and put a new hole let's just run through the numbers here you bought the car for
10 and then you drove it this winter and then it had that whole electrical issue how much did you
spend trying to get that fixed five oh no no i haven't gotten the invoice for that uh matt said
he had about six hours into it so not not too bad probably like a thousand bucks okay so you're in
let's just say 11 and then now you get this drop in motor we'll say seven i think seven why is he
trying to do the math
so that's 18. you could have bought a pretty nice one with like 24 000 miles on it for like 26.
yeah yeah you could have i don't know i'm like honestly it's way fun i'm gonna play yeah i mean
no play the other side i think you just keep doing what you're doing it's way better for it
it is way better yeah you're right don't listen to what i'm saying no there's just there's two
ways to go about it the beauty of that one was like that i didn't have to care about it
like when it got like yeah bird on it or whatever when i like accidentally like
rubbed up in the rain yeah it just didn't really matter hit a deer um yeah with it that didn't
stress me out at all hitting deer with it but it would have if i had a 25 000 vet you did live a
pretty pretty eventful life with that thing when you for the short stint you had it partly partially
was because that it was like so rough around the edges and then ken films me here when i run up to
the shop the end of clay's video when you're sprinting out it's pretty funny what's going on
bed started on fire i was wishing that ken had gotten there to see how much flame there was but
there wasn't much he was just kind of smoldering
i'm straight up never living this one down bro cj are you on facebook marketplace during the
podcast i was just checking my pricing there's a c6 here that thing's sick what kind of 18 yellow
and there's another red one for 20. okay and wells uh the reds manuel the yellow one yeah
you need it obviously but i just was checking my numbers oh yeah i've been looking i was i bet you
have seen those already i was thinking we should have like instead of obviously it makes sense
everyone's going why don't you have a fire extinguisher in your car dude nobody has a fire
extinguisher in their car you should have your fucking thing burn next time but we should have
posts around the drift track we were with fire extinguishers on it you know like they have at
like a warehouse like not every forklift has a fire extinguisher on it that you just haven't placed
around be smart until someone hits it with the drift vehicle i mean but it's just well that's
where gary would become a target garrett jumped out of the car and goes he goes you guys just
should strap them to some of the trees around the area i'm like that's a really good idea and
i will be implementing that and got a lot of comments about that too right in the middle of the
drift track if you just did that one because that's a central spot versus having to run to
the shop yeah boom like wherever you're at and then someone commented you really got to have
your fire extinguishers close and i was like the the distance of the fire extinguisher is not really
my issue it's just the fact that it starts on fire yeah i'm really trying not to have the fire
outside the engine yeah uh yeah so we'll see what we do with that but i was just stoked we got on
video it was a pretty funny my dad's c4 corvette that he used to take to the drag strip when i was
a kid he had a fire extinguisher right here i just remember because when you're a little kid
you would always just sit on it but it was right here and he was like yeah it was perfect spot for
it actually you should just do that yeah i should that's what you have in your z there's one below
the seat right yeah i do have one in my z now but where's that it's in my shop i hit a wall yeah you
hit a wall with that didn't you yeah yeah i hit a wall what happened so i was drifting for scooters
for tumors doing the ride-alongs thing which normally we do the scooter ride this time i was
on the other end of the road and i was like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die
of it someone riding along with you just levi this time so they had all left at this point and
then i was gonna take off and then cody's like they just put a new wise fab rear end on it and
he's like no he's like dude we on your car yeah he's like we just fixed your car he's like you
you're gonna you're here you're gonna drive so then i ended up i drove for like five hours that
day but i had hella grip in the back because of this new rear end basically and so guess what our
tire psi we kept going up with it it was at 85 psi because he had like
too much grip i still had too much grip and so then we kept airing up and then i i just initiated
wrong and he's like you really gotta give it on that corner so thank god that i was full throttle
and i backed it into the k rail and if i wasn't full throttle like reverse kind of not a reverse
you you were actually drifting but if you hadn't i would have literally
fudged the car up oh no like side if you would have say put it in sideways way more damage
like all i did was just like crunched the back corner in about best case scenario didn't mess up
the new rear end that they just put in or was all the drive line oh yeah it was just just the back
bumper yeah it's kind of expected i feel like yeah it's like you kind of just go until right
something breaks like with drifting like that and most the other funny thing was all the guys there
were they they weren't even sweating it i mean i was trying not to but since my car was like so
unmolested before like i never really crashed it but everyone's just like dude i mean like slap a
bumper on it you're good and then you're like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm
good yeah and so most of those guys are like fuck it take the bumper off and then you're good yeah
and we hooked it to matt's tow truck and like pulled it out as i saw that yeah well ben i got
bad news just got a message from cormorant days letting me know what you know i did enter bobby
jr in yep just the ballot it's actually kind of a lot of work now ever since the whole ken thing
they actually gatekeep who can go on to the ballot here we go you have to you know fill out this
whole thing yep well uh
they just inform me we can't use the term mayor anymore so we change it to cormorant days captain
after 10 years bobby can't be the mayor he'll be the cormorant days captain i wonder why they can't
still cool but uh yeah i mean we were more so hoping for captain i know bobby really
want to be the mayor who can't use the term mayor can we still no he's not gonna be crowned he's not
gonna be named mayor well since they're gonna call it captain they're gonna call him captain
we could just make bobby the mayor and then they'd be like well he's not actually the mayor and then
just be like yes he is we'll just declare him mayor yeah yeah i mean we could do that really
what's the difference he wasn't gonna do much anyways i'm just gonna let him know i really
think we should run the term mayor i think i think we should stick with mayor who fucking cares yeah
who fucking cares is right right for 10 years and nothing bad has happened in this town like
it's a cow or a dog be worse if it was a person it's a ceremonial position that doesn't do
anything other than generate ads yeah what i don't
understand what the implications they're anti-cows i think they know i think they know that bobby's
going to win they probably can't lie about the numbers two times in a row so they're just like
we just really don't want hi ryan reynolds here for mint mobile are you looking for a beach read
this summer may i suggest your big wireless bill it's got suspense mystery a slightly flat
emotional arc and a shocking twist where you realize you've been overpaying the entire time
fortunately though mint story is better every plan 15 a month even unlimited that's it
happy ending zero tears give it a try at mint mobile.com switch upfront payment of 45 for three
months 90 for six months or 180 for 12 month plan required 15 per month equivalent taxes and fees
extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes may slow when network is busy see terms
this is matt rogers from lost culture east us with matt rogers and bowen yang this is bowen
yang from lost culture east us with matt rogers and bowen yang you know when people try a new
food and suddenly it's like okay hold on i got a new favorite food that's the reaction a lot of
people are having when they first try cupi mayo yeah it's the one with the red cap and the little
baby on the bottle you've probably seen it at the grocery store and this mayo is different
most mayonnaise uses whole eggs cupi only uses egg yolks which gives it this rich umami flavor
it's smoother deeper almost buttery once people try it they start putting it on everything egg
sandwiches fries burgers chefs use it restaurants use it people who really care about flavor use it
put it on just about anything then you'll understand cupi the original japanese mayonnaise
every sale comes down to a single second the one between buy now and maybe later paypal is built
to help your business win that moment with a checkout experience that feels certain reliable
and familiar with a global two-sided network and hundreds of millions of buyers who already know us
all to keep you in control however buying happens now
new markets new ai powered selling services a whole new agentic era where you decide how your
business will show up and stand up paypal is built to help your business come out ahead
we're built for payments built for growth built for agentic paypal open built for all business
visit paypalopen.com to get started that's paypalopen.com
and be a mayor so let's just get rid of the whole thing all together we'll make him captain and then
they pull a fast one and they're like oh it turns out we can do a mayor we do need a mayor and you
actually can't be captain and mayor so you're the captain but uh so this this other dog is going to
be the mayor oh well so yeah i don't know what to do and i just had all the posters made for bobby's
campaign what if what if we declare bobby's like the king of cormorant yeah yeah
throw names around
cormorant's going to be cormorant king we have a king we have a king it's a cow that's interesting
that they're not using mayor like we don't have a zip code or a post office or anything no one that
lives in cormorant is registered to the town of cormorant so like if you said you're the mayor of
cormorant it doesn't mean anything so it shouldn't be stepping on anyone's feet imaginary yeah but
now the imaginary term cannot be used yeah we're turning cormorant into a monarchy oh let me guess
dave sherbrooke put snuck one little
thing in so his dog is the last mayor of cormorant yeah dave was like hey uh yeah also we're we're
passing a law in cormorant that is imaginary but there can never be another mayor i think they need
a mini highland cow as the mayor it just makes the most sense yeah i mean it makes all the sense do
you think duke would have been on ellen if he was the captain bro duke's rolling in his grave right
now what's going on right now in cormorant that's what he set out to stop i found the video okay oh
nice not great before dude before i hit the wall i was shredding and it really it really hurt my
spirits that's normally how it goes though right like you know you probably wouldn't hit the wall
if you weren't true i had the confidence you had to be going hard if you're gonna hit the wall
sorry there's a little
yeah you are shredding mike oh i was not expecting that
yeah bro yeah see if i can zoom in on really hit that oh you were just going for like were you
going for a wall tap oh you know i hit the back corner i was adding all the yeah you were like
whatever i can do to get away from this thing honestly we didn't really feel it inside i felt
bad i was like levi dude are you good but no we bounced off it pretty nice levi's tough i love
everybody in the crowd is cheering yeah they're like oh yeah he did it he did it he did it he
had some freaking decent
tire smoke before yeah no i mean you look good but yeah this this is usually the tightest corner
on the track and then yeah so um did our buddy jake sherbrooke just give up on this whole drifting
thing no he's jake sherbrooking it where he's like got a big thing coming boys dude he's hyping it
and he's hyping it and i get how that happens like when you're building stuff and you know time runs
out like robbie probably wanted the you know hoonicorn done earlier but now he put a deadline
on it and like people put deadlines on things but
jake is just kicking it down the road what is going on here jake's been hyping up this mustang
drift come back for the last 28 season yeah you said that thing not even 20 27 20 28 well he was
like yo i gotta get that mustang off the pole here because i gotta get it rebuilt six months ago well
and then i did i actually called him the other day and asked him i'm like what's the status like
i've seen you driving it around cormorant like when are you gonna drift with it and he's like
yeah like once i missed octane like i just took my time
again in june it's now august yeah damn i mean yeah so yeah like i said i've seen him driving
it around cormorant i'm like yeah but you didn't build it to a thousand wheel horsepower
to pull up to zorba is like we gotta see 100 percent yeah that's all he did it for
yeah maybe that is what he did dude nobody loves surprises more than jake i i love like a good
prank i love yeah i love a good prank but you know it's the surprise factor of you know surprising
someone whether it's good or bad but jake he almost doesn't really care about like the execution
end of it he's loved having he just loves having a surprise in the works like knowing like i know
something that you don't and like that's what gets him off right and like i think half the time he
doesn't even have a surprise going but he just like fabricates it like he does just to feel
something i tried to do that to shred 80 i put on my story see you soon shred 80 yeah i'm sure he
was stressing because i wanted i knew i thought he'd stress out and be like what and then i was
going to post another one when i was there and be like where are you at and then he responded to it
right away he's like oh shoot bro i just missed you i'm flying out to oh in denver yeah because
i thought i could maybe get him yeah well so denver being kind of like a uh layover town like
you know all these flights go into denver and then out right so if if you get pushed back and
you have a layover you're calling up shred 80 right you know that he's in town that's how spenny
met shreds he was on a layover in denver and he just called him up and was like hey you're friends
with the c boys right we should hang that's such a spenny thing to do oh yeah i'd sit in the airport
just watching movies all day but spenny's just out there doing things and literally spenny's
brother's flight got delayed the other day and he did it yeah to australia and then next thing you
know shreds picks him up he's hanging out with shreds dude spenny right now is in romania crazy
in this like what what kind of race is that even called what is that it's like it's almost like a
street bike and a dirt bike combined those bikes gotta weigh a shit ton and to look at those
obstacles that they're gonna be going over it's some kind of like red bull there's an enduro cross
there's the adventure bike segment i don't know if he's going over and is it romania adventure bike
bro yeah yeah this is red bull romaniacs like and the best part is is that he's racing for cf moto
for the u.s one might ask why he's not racing for canada well cf moto doesn't have a canadian team
so i didn't even think i didn't even think i didn't cf moto was just like yeah who's our
best guy that's like kind of like on our team under our you know under our wing and they of
it's a seaboys tv too yeah does it really it looks sick but that's how much you think that
bike weighs that looks heavy heavy i mean all the 500 luckily they like go over the obstacles are
gonna be going over that bike is a 450 so it's not like most of the weight obviously is in the
motor so like if you've seen like a honda africa twin that's like a 1200 that thing's heavy 386
pounds yeah oh well it's like wow it's a five-day race and he has to camp like two of the nights
like in the middle of nowhere
romania which he's gonna be with a bunch of people that probably don't even speak english
you're saying he's got like a gps and they load the the waypoints into the gps like the morning
of the morning of when they have to like leave so nobody knows what the route is gonna be or
what they have to go through it's like they're running this by the seat of their pants races
like that are really cool too because you don't follow like a trail like you can look at your
next waypoint and be like i think the smartest way is the river yeah and then you go that way or
whatever like there's kind of different options to take right it's crazy yeah i believe so like
if there was like a river you were confident you could cross in a better spot than somebody else
like you might shave time off or you might end up in a pickle yeah i don't know how that works
like how the baja yeah race like you can kind of just yeah you just gotta go to point a to point
b as fast as you can which most of the time they spend like the iron dog yeah you don't there's not
a route there's checkpoints but like it's however you get to that checkpoint you can hike up a
little bit more and you can get to the top of the hill and you can get to the top of the hill
and you can get to the top of the hill but it's it's it's it's a little bit of a challenge
but i think it's it's it's a little bit of a challenge but it's it's a little bit of a challenge
but i think it's it's a little bit of a challenge but i think it's it's a little bit of a challenge
with him coming across the finish line because he's over there alone i know so he comes across
the finish line and we're there like cheering him on that'd be so cool sick but it's kind of i
apparently as ken told me this morning because i did text the group i said yo what if we flew to
romania ken said it's very difficult to get to where spenny is i booked spenny's flight and it is
it's like the town he flew into there's one airline that flies there twice a day and so it's like if
you miss a connection i think vienna then you're there for a good eight ten hours until the next
one oh it doesn't sound too hard i figured it was like fly in somewhere and hop in an automobile
hop in the back of a truck and go 12 hours into the mountains how many hours to get there i think
14 or 16
i've never done anything like that neither have i i sat on a plane for three hours yesterday and
was like i gotta get me off this thing yeah so maybe like a dumb question but when are there
international flights so let's say you're sitting like economy on a normal passenger plane are the
international flights do they have seats just like that yes they're not like yes they're not
even an inch bigger or longer and obviously you can get those ones but that's what i'm wondering
are there they're not even just no they're normal they're the exact same seats i actually
don't know
different planes can't wrap my head around that well mike let me let me paint a picture for you
you're sitting in between two people that don't speak english and you start throwing up with the
food poisoning in a tiny ass seat yes right next to the bathroom it felt like ken book my foot
picturing you like having just a little more room normal seat you can pay for more room but of course
but i just didn't know like what the lowest tier was for for the luggage compartment flight yeah
that's nuts you know who has also been all over the country
this week bugging peyton yeah dude peyton the legend we we have two we have a giveaway coming
up no no it's gonna be live right now it's live peyton was all over the country he drove across
the country two times in one week he's like dude i thought i was gonna be mowing the lawn now now
i'm this transport guy then the best part is way quicker the best fly him over have him drive we
were kind of like maybe we we could have peyton go get that we all collectively were like yeah
we could send him down to atlanta we're like it's a long drive back and forth and we're like
he got gets back and he's smiling oh yeah and we're like you did it that's awesome thanks for
doing that peyton one day later we're like by the way you're doing it again how do you feel about
texas yeah first time in a plane right yeah first time in a plane first i imagine going
through the airport for the first time alone i mean it's not rocket science but still getting
through tsa and like knowing where to go for your gate and just the whole process of it
he's gonna he's growing up alone as he works with us for sure and uh it's just like dalton you know
you see a picture of dalton first day he was working with us now you look at him now just
weathered a crazy comparison a crazy comparison i was texting peyton like okay when you get off
the plane this is where you have to go this is what you got to do because he was like
atlanta is a massive airport yeah atlanta's never done anything so okay you got to look for the
plane train to get out of there and then eventually you'll find a taxi man we travel all the time and i
still don't know my way around most of these airports like if i land in one of the big ones
like atlanta like that i'm like i just call ken yo i'm in this terminal where do i where am i going
a lot of the apps actually like delta apps are way better now because it can tell you like exactly
which which train to hop on and where to go for the baggage claims or for getting a taxi
but it's pretty confusing so i thought about peyton i was actually kind of worried about him
i was like you know it's pretty easy to just not know what you're doing go to the wrong spot and
it's your flight yeah and then let alone that he drives a raptor across the country and then i was
sick mustang gt500 well i go peyton what do you think of that mustang and he was like it was
pretty good i bet dude and i go and then cj goes you do a burnout and he's like i did one one time
on accident it's pretty easy to do in that horsepower but uh yeah when we were coming back
from park city blake got to the airport we're walking through the parking garage he goes hey
where's uh where's my
bag like like like my my suitcase with all my shit in it where is it and i'm like i don't know
blake like is it in the back of the pickup oh fuck forgot it at the airbnb an hour and a half away
oh so what'd they do we're gonna ship it actually i need ken's help i told him i'd buy him a label
since if you went to the ups store it'd be seven thousand dollars to ship your suitcase so yeah
he's just gonna ship it back but yeah so we're running a crazy giveaway right now this is a
if you win to pick either the gt500 or the raptor and the sickest raptor i've ever seen my truck
looks so lame like it's embarrassing when you get the shit out of here it's making mine look like a
freaking ford maverick sitting on 38s it's it's freaking sick yeah it's a beautiful color what it
really is if i ever get another raptor again i'm getting that color which no matter what i'm always
going to have a raptor it's just whether i get another one i might just drive this one to a
but that'll be my next color drive until blows which might be possible honestly our buddy was
saying he blew up his rap one of our buddies blew up his raptor ours yeah there has to be
yeah i mean there's so many more problems we're like how do you do that and he goes dude i don't
know i've blown up more motors than i've had oil changes in the last year and i said that's the
problem there it is that's all i needed to hear we also said so do you want a job or what you
sound like you'd fit in perfect uh freaking oil change
changes man like it's like yeah make sure your car has oil yeah fortunately part of the thing
which is funny like how that's pretty drilled into everybody's heads but it's like
life moves fast and sometimes you skip oil changes and it's not drilled into my fiance
his head she does not know that when when you get in the vehicle and it's like you need an oil change
right now and it's flashing on you she just like uh where's the button to clear that next yeah that
is always funny yeah no it says that i was supposed to change it at 67 and i'm like and
you're at 69 and a half what are we doing a little 2000 over that's pretty light we're still driving
how much is gretta doing over i dude i bet i've seen well over five oh five thousand miles over
two oil changes in that one time that wasn't a synthetic oil car that was just a standard oil
yeah but it's a jeep dude those things are pretty pretty pretty fragile aren't they i don't know i
kept bad engines it kept going didn't have any problems one alex said like did make it it made
it alex had i know it varies but quick like what's your take like we when i get like an oil change on
my like diesel or like the european car bmw i don't know why i called that it's 10 000 miles
to me that's too much i'm like oh my god i don't know why i called that it's 10 000 miles to me
that's too much i'm like oh my god i don't know why i called that it's 10 000 miles to me that's too much
that's too much i'm like 5k or less 5 000 miles no i just follow it i'm not trying yeah i mean
i think 10 000 miles is too much this will probably surprise nobody but i did go over
on my oil change on my corvette dude that it's more of a safety hazard for you to change your
oil apparently yeah that was for the problem the source of the problem actually was a total of
three incorrect oil changes yeah how does a dealership mess up a vehicle that they work on
like once a week nothing there's nothing there should be a what do i do for this oil change and
it should just come up and that's what i don't understand it's a pretty standard vehicle the
z06 though is completely different from all the other and they only made 17 000 of them last year
like there's so many and here's my take maybe if there isn't a tutorial for every single
oil change i don't know how to do it i don't know how to do it i don't know how to do it
on every gm car at that dealership there should there should be no way it's that hard there's no
way it should be for the high unscrew the filter drain the oil put it all back in we gotta dream
that's where they messed up is they put in the wrong amount of oil when they didn't drain the
pumps too yeah they didn't drain the pumps so it was like they missed step three you always do a
little bit less because no matter how well you drain it there's still residue in there my dad
taught me that i used to always do my own oil honestly yeah you did always
and uh on my subaru on my evo and uh whatever it says you're supposed to put in is always less
because you don't want to overfill because then it's a pain in the ass and you got to drain it
dude the tt i i did i didn't do an oil change on the tt i just knew that it needed some oil
i was like yeah it's a little low and i added three quarts to it until it was in the in the
holy how much do you guys think it can hold we were running that thing pretty hard though mike
we were and then ironically i was like i gotta add oil to it i i pulled it
up and it was sitting outside the farm and evan jumps into it and hits three of the hardest
laughs i've ever seen on the track yeah he's driving around he's just like this thing's pretty
fun i'm like bro just let me get some oil in there so it's still kicking but is that the daily now
yeah that's what was funny as soon as i blew up the corvette spenny's like i need i need something
to take to the airport and like i have cars scattered all over the area now and i was like
shit i'll just take the tt like in a car
do you think you drive dude in a two-week span you drive a lot of different cars almost every
day it's a new car drove the work truck then the jeep then the tt then the corvette then took the
bmw today my truck harley harley a day viper it's fun that's what i'm into yeah you're always in a
new vehicle that is fun like you never really know if you're there or not because there's like
a couple different vehicles at every location so it's like is mike here you're looking at mike
mike i thought the same thing when i pulled in today i was like oh my god i'm gonna have to
go to the garage i was like oh evan's here right because his truck is here but he took his lambo
home this weekend good to see him i'd love to see it yeah i'd love to see that except now he's sick
100 100 degree oh i have a theory about that might have something to do with the tattoo maybe
i have such a little tattoo that was on like it's like hardly even any it wasn't like wednesday or
thursday wasn't it right there like it was so light not to tattoo it to just give you fevers
well if you have an infection it's an infection is what i was wondering did mac or evan get their
tattoo first well i they switch needles dude there's been sickness going around yeah and
getting kind of sick there has dude but not like obviously like a cold yeah alex was sick for like
three days dude she was really really down i was sick before her right now oh really i had a little
issue this morning dude i was sick a little bit too but i'm not sure if i'm maybe allergic to
cats now that we have the shop cat moo it's not moo moo is its name moo yeah it's not ben cat has
you enough i'm like extremely allergic to cats but yeah i haven't been around the cat at all
besides for when we were in the meeting room it was i kind of walk around it's cute as fuck that's
the issue is i i like cats i like cats but i'm legit so allergic to them yeah so it's kind of
like i see it and i want to like go play with it or like pet it whatever but i'm like i just don't
really don't really bring that out so small though such little right now maybe i'm just sick cj i was
like legit as allergic to cats as you and sydney had a cat and i was like yeah i'll just i'll figure
it out and now i'm just not i'll just like that forever his allergy it's crazy maybe you just got
used to it i don't this could be completely not true but how like if cats are around chickens
and then you grow up eating those chickens eggs like it can help you not be allergic to cats
it seems insane but interesting no i've never heard that it's like the theory of like
eating local honey yeah bobby and drywall initially i was sneezing
a lot around them i don't know if it was just because the straw it was just like kind of dusty
in their pen for that little short amount of time or but i was worried i was like there's no way i'm
allergic to these cows like but now i don't have that issue at all so maybe you're right you just
get around them and then you you build up some immunity to it or something but have you guys
seen the thing that the cat poop can make you crazy there's like a parasite you can
get sick from it there's a um there's a parasite in a cat that makes you
not fear cats it makes it makes mice not scared of cats and so that's like the thing of like crazy
cat ladies they're basically inhaling all the poop and they're like i like i read that like
pregnant women are not supposed to change you can die from that around it you can die from
like the parasite i don't know there's some kind of toxoplasma gun yep exactly yeah i'm not doctor
but i've uh i've heard of that happening have you checked on your bees ever since we got the cows
i have i'm actually i think this week i'll actually be able to get some honey oh i'm not like rushing
it like there was no point in like rushing in and getting just a little bit of honey i was like i'm
just gonna let them do their thing not disturb them those motherfuckers guard their thing now
with their life with literally with their life when they will sting you they don't care who you
are so yeah i mean if you're a dad well i think initially they were like they weren't protective
of their home because they were like is this our home like this is our new spot you know now they've
so like they guard that thing they turned it from a house to a home yeah they guard it though so like
you got to be careful going in there i did go and check on it with grandpa ron that day i had my
shirt off too and i didn't get stung but uh yeah just don't put your suit on but anyways yeah i
think this week i'll i'll uh see how much honey i can get and maybe we'll we'll do a little flavor
test see how it is we'll get honey from the store and we'll get honey from my thing and we'll see
which one's better we'll do a blind taste test
little blind taste test huh excited you want one other story that's this kind of ties back to the
beginning of the podcast but on friday night after we ran up ken's you know it's me ben we drop off
the other guys at the shop ben lives 30 minutes from here so all right we'll just come just come
stay at wayne's i'm staying at my future father-in-law's house house is almost done i swear
but so i'm staying there alex is in her room because she's sick was in our room she's sick
so i'm like all right we're gonna stay over here it's just one bed so
me and ben sleep in this queen-size bed right well we got back to this house at like 4 30
we're pretty drunk but ben also doesn't know how to whisper so hey i was fresh off of so loud you
were being so loud i'm like so we get we get in we go to bed boom boom boom uh alex comes in the
first time she's like who is that looking at me because ben had his back turned to her i'm like
that's ben oh okay well i flip her up i hear her go who is it
i flip around quick expecting somebody else to be like i was like who else is in here
she was like oh it's just you and i was like oh it's you so then you don't know what like how
long we know each other like 30 minutes later boom boom boom it's my future father-in-law wayne
opens the door he goes hey you guys doing okay in here and it's just me and ben we're
in our boxers in our boxers we're both looking at him this is him getting up for the day no no
he's wondering what the hell we're doing like it's 11 in the morning how are you doing and
then he goes you guys need a shot or something buddy he's joking you know and then it was just
funny was when you texted it the next day and go you know it was 11 04 and you're like yeah
damn me and ben just woke up and i like read it out loud and sydney goes what did they sleep
together and i got probably it was like we were little kids again staying at grandma and grandpa's
it's just funny having your future father-in-law open the door and you and your cousin are laying
in your box at 11 a.m like this and we were both kind of like caught off guard like we're like
like half out of bed half like maybe connor carter you okay in here buddy and then he
then he shuts the door we're like like it's kind of you know getting up
And then he pops his head back in and goes, oh, so, buddy, holy fuck, you look like shit.
I'm just sitting there just, like, looking over at him.
All right.
Well, I'll let you guys get going with your day.
That's funny.
Yeah, it was fun.
He's a legend, dude.
He's so funny.
It is nice that I'm getting married into a family like that.
Yeah.
Like, if you do that, I'm sure some people's in-laws maybe wouldn't be that way.
They wouldn't be quite as impressed.
You came home at 4.30 and woke the whole house up.
Well, Wayne, in the midst of telling us we look like shit or asking us if we want a shot,
he goes, yep, I know how you guys feel.
That was me two nights ago.
Not like, oh, that was me in my 20s.
Nope, two nights ago.
Yep, did the same thing two nights ago, boys.
Came home at 4 a.m.
I love him.
He's a legend.
All right.
Well, is that a wrap, boys?
That's a wrap.
Go check out that new giveaway, cboystv.com.
We got a bunch of new stuff on the site.
And I just appreciate you guys for listening.
We'll see you next week, next Tuesday.
Almost to 400K subs on here.
Hit the subscribe button.
Let's go, baby.
Appreciate you guys.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The crew had a wild weekend involving parties, tattoos, and injuries, including Ken’s knee issues and a dirt bike crash.
A tattoo artist was called to Ken’s house, and many people got "Life Wide Open" tattoos, including team members.
Ken collapsed during a bonus-giving moment, spilling red wine, and later dealt with a bug-filled house after leaving a door open.
Mike’s Corvette caught fire during drifting, leading to discussions about repairs and buying a new car.
Ryan attended a bachelor party in Park City, golfed on a difficult course, and brought an Uber driver to a 38 Special concert.
Spenny is racing in Romania for CF Moto in a challenging off-road event, while Peyton drove across the country for a giveaway.
A giveaway is live for a GT500 or a Raptor, and the podcast ends with a call to subscribe.
Summary:
The podcast covers a chaotic weekend filled with parties, injuries, and memorable moments. Ken suffered knee issues from a dirt bike crash and later collapsed at his own party, spilling wine, while his alter ego "Greg" made appearances, leading to concerns about his drinking. The crew called in a tattoo artist, resulting in many people getting "Life Wide Open" tattoos, including team members like Mac and Clay.
Mike’s Corvette caught fire during drifting, prompting discussions about repairs versus buying a new car, with Mike considering a new motor. Meanwhile, Ryan missed the festivities due to a bachelor party in Park City, where he golfed on a challenging course, lost many balls, and brought an Uber driver to a 38 Special concert, creating a fun story. Spenny is competing in a tough off-road race in Romania, while Peyton drove across the country for a giveaway featuring a GT500 or Raptor.
The episode also includes humorous anecdotes about sleeping arrangements, allergies, and a future father-in-law’s reaction, ending with a promotion for the giveaway and a call to subscribe.
FAQs
PayPal Open is built to help businesses win the moment between 'buy now' and 'maybe later' with a reliable checkout and a global network of buyers. It supports growth, new markets, and agentic AI-powered selling services. Get started at paypalopen.com.
The crew partied at Ken's boathouse after being locked out of his house, then had a large party at his place on Saturday with a poker run, sushi, and a tattoo artist. About 15 people got 'Run the Life Wide Open' tattoos, and Ken collapsed from a knee injury at the peak of a bonus-giving moment.
Ken crashed a dirt bike on Wednesday, hitting a downed log and a tree, which left his knee swollen. He then collapsed again at his Saturday party, exacerbating the injury.
It's a crew tattoo placed on the right thigh, symbolizing membership in the group. It started with the crew and spread to others at parties, including a random guy named Mark and even a first-time tattoo recipient, Mac.
Mike's Corvette blew its motor and started on fire during a drift event, which was caught on video. He was more stressed about the fire than the engine explosion, and it's one of several vehicles in his fleet that have caught fire.
Spenny is racing in the Red Bull Romaniacs, a hard enduro race, for CF Moto's U.S. team. It's a five-day race with camping and GPS navigation through challenging terrain, and he's competing after a rough dirt bike crash earlier.
Chat with AI
Loading...
Pro features
Go deeper with this episode
Unlock creator-grade tools that turn any transcript into show notes and subtitle files.