Tate Reveals His Yearly Punishments For Every Ohio State Game: Tue Sep 1, 2026

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That doesn't sound like Steve, the analytic Chris Oladookin, Chris Oladookin. I should honestly like, we should maybe like fight who you need. Big cat hear me out there, what if he kicks your fucking ass, what if he kicks the fucking ass. I mean, it just destroys you. Okay, but then I'd have like a finality to it, because then I just never show my face again. So because like he would beat the fuck out of you, and he'd be like, sorry bud, you wanted to fight. Yeah. No, I think I would just retire. Or he'd be like, you were pretty good, you got me pretty good. What if he just beat the fucking fuck out of you? I could always kill myself. You would have to. Like, he might kill you. That'd be fine. If Jay murdered you in a fight. And if the finishing move was super cool, don't you think you would at least set, because he would at least give us a line in the sand where every time I get triggered, it's like either I can say, hey, Jay, remember the time I beat your ass? Or if he's like, hey, big cat, remember the time I beat your ass, and then you just pan to an empty seat because I haven't been seen forever. Worst case scenario. Worst case scenario. Just an absolute war and you guys fight to a draw. And nothing gets out. Yeah, would be bad. I think if you beat his ass, nothing would change. Yeah. He's not going to go out. Because I could go out and be like, dude, I'll beat your ass. I think he'd show up the next day, fine. But you like, you figuratively beat his ass every day. No. Yeah. Well, Kyle, you physically beat his ass. I did and that didn't. He kept going. He just kept going. Yeah. Your relationship is why duels existed back then. Correct. I need you guys to have been like, let's just go outside and fucking shoot at each other. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever happens happens. 40 paces. Well, I'm sick of this. Because he does. He mentally tortures me every day. I'd have been terrible at duels. Oh, so bad, dude. Yeah. You think we'll ever see another one? I bet there's. I bet they've happened. History is a circle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Live gun duel. Million dollar prize. Yeah. When you were versus that duel, obviously, it's swords. Oh, like all the old French, you know, slapping with an ego Montoya. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. If you want. Poor for four. An ego Montoya is. Perfect example. Do you ever seen Princess bride? I have. Okay. You didn't like it. Did you not like it? I love it. Okay. I would break my heart. It was a good sword. It's been pulled. Yeah. What other swordsmen? Zoro. Zoro's good swordsmen. Yeah. stole that from me. Zoro was hot for a while. Dartanian. From three musketeers. The three musketeers. One of them. Yeah. No. Nothing. William Wallace. That was more of a bludgeoning of swords. Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't really. No. What a bad way to go. You're holding me apart. I thought they went up through his ass. Yeah. I thought they put a pipe up or a stick up his ass. How did they kill William Wallace? He was a real guy, right? Yeah. Was it the rock? More weight? I think they pulled his ass down. I think that's right. Sausages. I don't think that was. There's a real guy. It's so right to you. Yeah. Come on. Looks like Nick Phil. Oh my god. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. It is a beer section. Gaming literature and beer. All right. How did they kill him? They got him. Freedom. Take him to Westminster Hall. So see it. He was hanged, drawn and quartered. Wow. So strip naked, dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elm's at Smithfield. He was hanged, drawn and quartered, strangled by hanging, but released while he was still alive, emasculated, eviscerated, but not burned before him, beheaded and cut into four parts. He did not fuck that. That's a fucked up shit. What is the legal definition of eviscerated? Yeah, what does that mean? What does eviscerate? Oh my god. This is about mental health. When he was dying, it didn't show it on the movie, right? He was kind of breathing. I just showed it back. Yeah. Freedom. Some good shit. Good start. Back with VHS was double. Is that the most iconic double? Titanic. Titanic. Yeah. Watch it out with your parents. Or WrestleMania 4. Not rewinding the second one, so the second one starts Titties. Yeah. Big trouble. That's it. Titties in Braveheart too. It's not as good. Kind of depraved Titties. Yeah. Prima nocta. Yeah. Oh. But back then, Titties were Titties. Titties were Titties. Titties were always Titties. Titties were fine. Are you allowed Prima nocta here, Big Cat? I know. Is that why you're trying to go to Kyle's wedding? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was Titt. His fiance wanted to have videos. I was like, okay. She got one. She got one. We have to have Tate on. I haven't looked at it yet. I wanted to save it. Have you guys looked at it? Yes. Oh, I haven't looked at it yet. I have not looked at it yet. All right. So let's wait until he gets down here. I saw this and I thought, let's save it for the surprise. Because he did text me one last night that he was like. These are like, what's going on? How brutal is this going to be? Which was a fair question. Oh, that's right there. If they lose to USC, I have, I can say at any point, you have to go to an ocean and he has to be there within 24 hours or otherwise he gets fired. So he texted me because I think this is a fiance question. He's like, would you do this to me on my wedding day? I was like, no, Tate. I will not. What I will. He's very afraid about that one. I would never do on his wedding day. Well, would you do it like in his honeymoon? No, no, no, no, no. I wouldn't. I would do it on a regular, you know, I would do it. That's a good one. I would do it so we could make content out of it where I would do it like on a like at nine o'clock at night. And then that way we can zoom them in on the act the next day. Yeah. USC. Where are you getting married? Hopefully by no shit. No, no, no, no. I'm getting married and I'm on strict orders today not to talk to you. Oh, that came from the top. Oh, him? Yes. Everyone else. They're sitting down and facing a microphone with him right here. Not looking at him though. Okay. Better not lose the USC then. Anything you want to say. All right. Well, you're a good hands with the rest of us. Yeah. Yeah. Nick, Nick, can you handle this for me? Yeah. Sure. All right. Yeah. Do you have anything you want to tell me, Big Cat? Let's just see. Let's see the punishment and see how we can make them better. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, you want to tell us the thought process? How was the negotiation phase? How was everything? Yeah. So, um, we agreed to, well, we were going to do the three vetoes, one veto. Yeah. We thought that was pretty funny. Yeah. But then, Mausack had Jay or Jim Tressel say, you only get one veto. Oh. Made a video. Okay. And he says, goes, um, so we did one veto. Does the Heisman understand Tressel's power? Does she? Oh, yeah. She was fine with that. All seven family members are front, went to Ohio State. She went twice. Brother played basketball. Sister golf. She loves Ohio State. Loves Tressel. So. She hates this, but we're going, we went to nine games. last year. We're going Saturday. We're probably going to like seven or eight this year. Yeah, she loves the bug guys. Um, hey, Tate, here's an update for you for the high. How many vetoes you got? I'm shaking. I'm so nervous. Get one veto. That's it. One veto. You heard the man. That's a love. That's it. Why is your Twitter Ohio Tate? Not Ohio's Tate. That's good. I just noticed that because Ohio's Tate is Ohio state. They already have Ohio, it's right. No, it's like, understand that. I don't know. It's very confusing. It's like pet smart and pet smart. What? Huh? That's the same company. There's not two Twitters for that. Ohio state already has Ohio's Tate. Well, you're Ohio state. Yeah. Anyways, um, wait. It's like therapist in the rapist. Why? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so the university is the therapist that means you would be. No, dude. I'm not. Oh, in this situation, in this type of thing. Yeah. Tate would be. That's right. Analogous to the rapist. That would be perfect. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Anyway, why don't you just explain it that way? Anyways, we, I made my initial proposal list. She gets one veto. She hates a couple of them. But when Tressel said one veto, she narrowed it down to Illinois or Texas. And we decided Texas is better than Illinois. But if Illinois loses, it might, there might not be a way. So Texas was going to be to burn the archer your foot, bring the archer. Yeah, there's a guy that can do a, uh, a branding of a long horn on the arch of my foot for archmaning. Why would she be against that one? She was really against long term mutilation. Yeah. Like the drew a pussy. Yeah. Yeah. She was out on like the Drew breeze Purdue one was her work like the Drew breeze tattoo. I think that was your idea. I don't think so. And then there was the Bobcats change name. That was a tough night in our relationship. Oh, how you kept it way too close for a little bit. And I was like in the corner of a wedding. Yeah. So every game is just torture. Yeah. Okay. They went 12 and 0 last year and it fucking sucked. Yeah. Okay. So yeah. But I, like I said, tough schedule. I think after this year, you are, you are free to retire this bit. You just couldn't retire it in a year when you're actually underdogs in a few games. Okay. If that and you're number one entering the season, you know. Yes. You are number one. Oh, you're number one. You can't back down when you're number one. Our over under is nine and a half. There's a legitimate chance we lose three times. Right. It's tough for old games. But yeah, if you had backed out this year, everyone would be like, well, you can. Okay. I can get behind that big cat. Yeah. I know. You're obviously going to do it again next year. Come on. Well, I think like this is a nice like you, I saw I caught a glimpse of the challenges. You kind of went easy this year. So I think next year, you ramp it up. Yeah. I think when they're not projected, be as good, you turn it down. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Schedule is easy. And I think that's perfectly fair. I don't think people should give you shit for that. Yeah. I'm not falling into it. All right. No. I don't know what the challenges are. I don't either. I have not looked. Can you just change the rules halfway through? What do you mean? Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah. I was asking. He'd have Lucas do it. He could expect to do it. I'm doing these. I'm doing. Okay, all right. All right. Let's look. Let's look. Wow. Look at that. Oh, okay. Off to a hot start. How was this conversation? That was one that should have been vetoed, but we're talking about like gambling odds and stuff. They're 50 and a half point favorite. You're not going to lose. That's what I say. If they lose to ball state, that's not even your biggest problem. That's what I say. For you, the vasectomy would be an afterthought. You could have made that whatever you want. Because I'm off bridge. I mean, yeah, that and like, it wouldn't be fair to create another Ohio State fan if that's a team that loses to balls through. Right. All right. So we're all on the same page. That's yeah. It actually would be like, we're a pre for you to be able to take a couple of days off and like put P's on your right. Go under. That would be a nice vacation. We are going to this game together. I'm the only one who's terrifying. That's a good of a sect of me. I need to be a reverse. It's a good reverse. They're reversible. Everybody says that. Do you know what? It was kind of a reverse for Scott multiple. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sure. He was a fictional character. No, he's real. Brandon real is a real guy. Brandon. As a college football guy, what is the number in a gambling odds point spread that you just no long? Like Ohio State's loss is 20 or one. Yeah, loss is 20 point favorites. Is it it's USC Stanford, right? 41 and a half, wasn't it? That's that's the craziest. That's too much 41 and a half. That one's not like this one. Cut your balls off. Yeah, it's a ball. It's a ball state. Yeah, it would be better for the graphic. It would be way better than the ball state. You have a better chance of just being naturally infertile. Yeah, castry might be genuinely. Yeah, we'd really pop on that graphic. All right. She reminds me Penn State was top three in the country last year going into this and lost what six seven games. Yeah, but jeez. That's Penn State. We've lost at Purdue. We've lost at Iowa. Things happen. I don't think it's going to things do happen. You said Purdue and Iowa. It's balls. It's ball state. Ball state. Imagine chop my fucking balls off on that graphic. I love how all the coaches like coaches that have followed me from this. Sarkeesian followed me on Twitter just now. Some are all followed me. Dan landing followed me. They love this shit. Yeah, that's extra motivation. They just want to, they they want to make you go through hell. Yeah, I don't like it. We right. Sarke, you're going to want to unfollow me. And it's also it's also you know, it's also the guys running their accounts that follow you. And when it happens, they're going to go to the coach and say, by the way, you you made him chop his dick off. Fuck. Okay, that's week one. Okay. All right. Week one. Now week two gets a little off into the deep end a little bit. The arch man angspin 24 street hours into McDonald's each big mac eating takes off an hour. I love this. So yeah, that's a fun. That's a fun stream. Yeah, and would that be it? Would you be able to do a after. Yeah, there's like four of these. We tried for the ones where we're dogs like we're dogs in Austin to make it entertaining enough to do an after dark stream. Perfect. So this Indiana will be a after dark stuff like that. What do you think the exact ratio of hours to burgers eating would be like 16 hours eight big Macs? Probably. No, I would say that as the line 12 and 12. I think 12 and 12 12 big Macs. I think you just have a big Mac an hour. You'd have to treat it. You know, I don't think you can do a big Mac an hour. I think you'd have to like get in there pound as many big Macs as you can and then just sit there for like eight hours until you get hungry again and then go again. And you should have to do it in the play place, tubes. Oh yeah. I'll be I'll go into the play place. Everyone's chirping for not doing the big arch. Big arch was discontinued. That's why I'm doing big Macs. I wanted to do the big arch. And this was the veto. Correct. Yes, this was a double veto double veto. Well, that's not allowed. It was. What was the second thing she vetoed? The PBR said I could ride a bull, which everyone's like, oh, Brandon wrote a bull. It's not that big of a deal. You know, did you do like not a serious bull or something? I wrote a calf, which if I did that, and I was hurt for weeks. Oh, Brandon hurt the calf more than I wrote a small calf with no horns. I wrote it for 0.5 seconds, and I was down for a month. That was yeah, that was a veto because they would not let me do a calf. I'd have to go fucking do it. Well, the rodeo people wouldn't let you do an actual bull either, so it would be probably in the middle. Yeah, this is a young you look. Yeah, so I stayed on for approximate and also he's not like, God, that's you're bigger than that. Yeah, Brandon, that's a calf. I hate that I saw that because of my head. I always thought it was a bull. No, it was not. It was it was a tiny little I landed right on my kidney though. Okay. Yeah, that's a good. That's a good one. That was pretty good. If you did an actual bull, I think that one would be okay. A real bull. No, not a real bull. They would put you on something they put people on. Yeah, you should do that. What was running up? You should have to do a total a total of eight seconds. You should have to go if you're on for like a half second, that's a half second. You get back on and just keep going till it adds up to you. What if we meet in the middle? What if you have to do the Big Mac challenge, but there's a bull in the McDonald's. That would be cool. Yeah, Titus, can I ask you a question? Yeah, we can make a trap in a room with a bull in a bunch of Big Macs. Update the graphic at what point are you rooting for Ohio State to lose because you love Ohio State. That's right. You hate tape. That's right. Are you conflicted? Yeah, it is conflicting for sure. Yeah, it is. We got to have at least one. Are you rooting for a close ball state game? Oh, yeah, what? I wouldn't hate that. Almost perfect because then you you could still win the national title with one of the big two. We are in the playoff era. I'm going to tell you no matter. I just can't. I think we're losing at Texas. It can't be. I'm curious to see what Illinois is. Yeah, what's that? Wait, the second Vito, too. I mean, you gotta say that. Yeah, what happened with the double Vito? It was the ball arch of the foot branding. And then I said, all right, we're the bull. And she was just like, no, let's just like she used two Vito. No, that was one game. No, it's one game. I now get a Vito. You get a Vito. Yeah, we came up with a actually someone DM me this one. But this is a this is a doable one. That's still funny. This is I love the visual because what I'm imagining my head is you're sitting in your kitchen table and like off to one side is the seating chart for your wedding. And maybe like a couple desserts that you've been trying out. And then it's like the list of you getting cast. Yes, place. I have my my cut my balls up. I have a family meeting. How could you do that? I wonder. Yeah. Your balls off. Yeah, like what a doctor do that. I had a brand or lined up. I didn't know about the castration. I think you would almost have to mutilate your balls enough to where they would have to take them off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you got a Gorski's McDonald's. Is it 24 hours? It is. I don't think so because yeah, he's he's messed up before. We'll have to find a good McDonald's. Now we're beating Texas. Okay. All right, next. Kb. This Kent State. You're in. Oh, for Ken. Yeah, I'm in flash. Go out in the storm. Sirens must go off and hold them. Oh, dude, that sounds awful. Suicide. I disagree. That's suicide. They're not losing a Kent State. But no, I agree with that. They're not losing Kent State. If they were to lose a Kent State, ever in a million years, it would not be like, oh, they lost by 17. It would be like on a walkoff field goal. And that three minute live stream. Yeah, would get a million views. Yeah. But you do die. No, could die. Now, the question you asked me should ask the Tate is he cheering for Ohio State? Yeah, are you good? I think he wants. Wait, if we lose the Kent State, he wants to exit the station so many feels like salivated. I think that's a really good because I don't know much about lightning, but you don't. It doesn't hit your bat automatically, right? No, automatically. Yeah, like there's metal outside. I think you should have to have tinfoil on to just in case that metal. Yeah, I think so, right? tinfoil? Yeah, I guess it is funniest case scenario, it goes through the bat and then just blows your balls off. Oh, right. Yeah, any any any leaves with just like a little marking on the arch of his foot. That's right. That's where the lightning comes out. That state projected like six in the max. So I feel good. Yeah, they're not losing a Kent State. This is the big one. This is Illinois. Yeah, this is a problem. Illinois. Orange crush get a spray tan until I'm orange, my engagement photos are the very next. Oh, I want you orange. How orange we talking to orange? We're going to the game. So obviously Saturday game, because Sunday in Columbus, we have our engagement photos. Is this game in Columbus? Yes. Yeah, when? But they're not losing them. They're not bad. If you know, no. Okay, we're not losing Illinois at home. The cat is the number one team in the country. That's never happened. If you lose if you lose to Illinois, then you got to look at the rest of the how many of more of these are going to have to do. This is what she wanted to use the veto on, but we should be Illinois. We are dogs at Texas. Listen, engagement photo, they don't even matter. No, for the wedding. Yeah, you should have to do this for your wedding. Just get the spray tan for the wedding and get the spray tan anyway. Not on your engagement photos. Who cares? I'll go orange. I'll go orange, Nick. Okay. So orange orange orange orange like Hulk Hogan orange. To summing sand plays. What do you mean? What if it gets hurt? What is that? What is that? He's not good. One of the last time quarterback got hurt. It's a great point. You guys have a backup? No, it might be a true fresh man. The object Claire's not been. Oh, you got to go to the next five. So the fact that you think sand would get hurt, he's not. Yeah, I probably have like, I have to play the Texas defense in week two. Yeah, keep him fresh, coach. You think Ryan Day's watching this right now? No. I bet you this crosses his desk though. What was that clip of Julian saying that was going around? Uh, he's getting real rooted. It was. That was weird. No, he had. He was weird. That was a clip. Yeah, a class orientation. He was doing like an assignment where it's like, hi, that's an online message board. Hi, I'm Julian. I'm doing like the physical health and wellness. I feel like my health and wellness is fine. I like playing pickleball. We find it. He said he said my fun facts. I actually pickle ball. Yeah, I actually like it's really insane. More after the way it wasn't too greedy. Pretty regular insane. Just prefer Julian. That was weird. My major is sport industry. I wouldn't really say I have, I want to change too much about my physical activity. I have a pretty good routine. I'm pretty active by sports. And one interesting thing about me is I let it play golf. Yeah, I love playing pickleball. That seems fine. I think that's one of the most. Yeah. That's human. I like it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't get a prompt. It was like, say your name, say your preferred. It's your health. That's what I've gone the other way would be like, hey, I'm Julian saying you know who the fuck I am. I wish that was worse. Yeah. That made it likeable. Yeah. They're saying that like, Oh, how state kids don't have to like go to school. That's what every single one of ours would have looked like for our online message board too. That was also no duh. They don't have to go to school fair. It's every big time power, you know, to conference player. Over at school, right. Cardinal tape. Mm hmm. What was it? No, Cardinal John. Cardinal John come here to play school. Yeah, school. He did not. He was not appreciated as much as he should have been. No, it was so five to 21. He's so funny. Yeah, so funny. That was the best one. The world wasn't ready for him. No, not losing the Illinois. You have nothing to worry about. Nothing to worry. If we get through that, if we get through week four, everything else can be content. So all these other ones are easy. No, no, no, but one three and four would ruin a lot. Okay. And Northwestern, but continue. Oh, well, you just added Northwestern. You hadn't previously much. Yeah, why would you lose the Northwest? Okay, what's that? What we got next? I'll hawk food lay in a field covered in bird feed for as many hours as points. I don't think a hawk's going to know you're a human. And hawk's not going to come down. Yeah, you don't think I think that's what has to be changed. Also, hawks, he got to be changed. Hawks, he rats and rabbits has to be changed. You have to lay in a field until a hawk eats off of you. Can you get some contacts to make you have hawk eyes for your for your wedding? No, you know what you need not bird seed. You have to be draped in raw meat. raw that's probably a move. Yeah, or you have to jump off a building with wings. The one that came down to otherness was the hawk guy wave, uh, go to an aisle on the finger. Yeah, go to the hospital. You have to go to the burn ward, give them all the finger. It was going to be go to an Iowa high school football game until you get the whole stadium to do the wave, which would have been like a funny video. I guess I don't know. This one was my hardest one because corn is used in Nebraska. So I couldn't use corn here. Okay, I'm not opposed to to an alteration of this one, but going to Iowa for I think a night game is not the easiest thing. Do we have any Iowa grads here that you would have to live with for a month? I asked Steph, and I said, can I babysit your kid for two months? He said, for two months, your brand new baby, infant child, I need your baby for a punishment. What did he say? I need a sixth of your baby's first year. It'd be great content. Stefan. What about running backwards naked in a cornfield? Until you get an ear of corn in your ass. Yeah, till you come. Yeah, a hands-free bust in a cornfield. You'd be doing the most to try to come. Oh, my God, yes, I got a squirming and corn. Oh, yeah. That's a good change. I'll take the grade. Real real alternative. Do you remember there was like a girl who went viral for her B.A.C. Yes, vodka Sam. Yeah. Could you get that? How much is the crazy? Yeah, it was like point three. It was not God. Is that death or no? No, she was fine. She was fine. You're not a drinker like that, though. Yeah, I don't think you're Brandon. What if you recreated, you know, the viral kid that did all the bird sounds. What if you went to a school and recreated that? The hawk sounds. Oh, yeah. Like the North American hawk. And then you did the noise. Yeah, I don't hate. I mean, how how school presentation point three, four, one, you could do that. Can you actually do that? I don't know. Oh, it could Sam did it? Kate, can you do this beyond? I should do the video. Because every single one hates doing it. No, honey, that's a Tuesday. I just think that she would she would tell me if that kills someone. Does that kill someone or not? No, Tade. Is that person dead? She was a little gal. And she told this is that's a good idea. How much do you weigh, Tate? Oh, like 195, 195, right? Under 200 folks. Well, we can just lie about it. Point three, four, one, legend. Point three, four, good Lord. God, Sam. Oh, my God. It's already red. Oh, he's really lost of consciousness. Unresponsiveness or coma is likely a medical help is originally needed the severe rest of alcohol poisoning. The possibility of a fatal outcome from life threatening alcohol poisoning out effects. I would say no to that one. Tate, it's I'm looking right now. You'd probably have to drink like 18 drinks. Can you? Is there a way to do it without touching that number? Because that is very funny. Like, obviously, core and alcohol. We're considering this. It is a funny stream to like keep blowing the breathalyzer until you get a certain level. And if you bust, you have to start over. Not combat. Like bust over the number. But if you do. You have to get it spot on anything. Yeah, like prices right. Yeah. Over here. Well, then you could do it with like somebody else. Okay. Because even if you split it in half, that's really fucked up. It's a I I'll say that's a funny challenge. Kyle, are you interested? No, I'm not going to do that. It seems it wasn't like I don't know how she did it. It seemed all right. Point three, four, one, she like rushed the field or something. She got kicked out or something like that. I didn't I don't remember this at all. Yeah. She like a bigger guy. I was just this now. She's she was little. This is big and like This is a big parcel story about him and she was still running around functioning like that. Yes, she tried to run on the field. She was standing. Yeah. Wow. You would need to Approximately 15 standard drinks instantly instantly or more if you drink it over a pure. Yeah, you could just You could just beer-bong like 15 shots of vodka. Can you? I think you can. You can take it. I'll take you would go into a coma. Okay. Thank you. Nick. No, he wouldn't. Yeah. I don't know my. I don't know. How did she not? It's very funny. You can add stipulations, I think, so where you can do less. What if it was like point Something for every point they beat us, but like I don't know. Does anyone gonna beat you might like Even they beat you there. They're gonna be 12 to 9 when they beat us like it was like 45 to 24. That's what that wasn't this aisle. I was tell a trend. No, that was the other one. Sorry. This is this. They don't have quarterback. Okay. Even at their place. I I don't know. Put raw meat on you and call it. All right. We'll stick it. But we'll re-burke it down a getcha. Yeah, that's I don't know. A bird's not gonna Burst not gonna get you a human bird feeder. A bird knows when there's a human down there. That's stupid. What could you do? There's more pigs than people in Iowa. There's something pigs. The birthplace of sliced bread. It can be open for discussion. We have time for you. You could do Iowa week for the yak and place of us. Yeah. Let's go to do everything we were supposed to do. I think we covered you. How about field field of dreams? You're sleeping a field for a week? There you go, Brandon. That's pretty good pun. When is that game? Yeah, week six. Sleep in a field. For a whole week. I just said a week till next time. You have a field in the backyard. Is that danger? Yeah. Yeah. All right. We can read the train. We'll put you to sleep. Okay. What if you just move to Iowa for a month commute every day? How far is that? Three hours six minutes? Oh, that's pretty good. That's not that bad of a commuter. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. You have to do a month work every day. How about a week? Feel the dream sleep and I. No, I don't hate. Yeah, maybe a week like the minute you lose, you have to stay in a hotel in Iowa city, but you have to be at work every day. Yeah. I'm at the I'm at the very border of Iowa three hours six minutes. It is what's Iowa City? Well, this is right over right? Yeah, Iowa City is a little bit further. And every minute you're late to near of corn. That would be pretty funny. You got to work nine to five, but live in Iowa city. For one week five work days. That's pretty good. Let me say this. That's pretty good. I will very much. We're going to have hours to get closer. Yeah. I like the challenge. So you got it. Yeah, you leave that's manageable. It is manageable. You leave it like you'd be miserable. You leave it like 5 a.m. every morning. You get you get back to your hotel at like nine thirty. We'd probably need them on a couple episodes of what. Yeah. All right, that's that's doable. That's how you should. I like that. Five days. Yeah, let's go with that one. All right, we'll talk. That's fine. Okay. All right, what's next? I think this is where we get into. Oh, not yet turtle turtle race run a mile on the treadmill for every point. Maryland scores may not go over 0.5 miles an hour. Why? I don't. Port decisions did this. Why may not go over 0.5 miles an hour. Turtles are slow. Right, but doesn't it make it easier for you? But if no, it's more so like if they beat us 30 to 29, that's 60 hours on the treadmill. Wait, what was it? You read it again. So they score however many points. I have to run that many miles. Got it. But I have to go. I really point Maryland scores. So if I score 21, you go 21 miles at 0.5 miles an hour, which is yeah, 42 hours, 42 hours on a trail. Yeah, I like that. That sucks. Bad. I will say are you going to wear a shell? I hope I can do it. What if Maryland wins 51 50? Ebo, well, that almost happened with Wayne Haskins. Ebo, when Urban Meyer faked that he was like dead, not fake. Yeah, I mean, he kept on collapsing on the side. I hope you're doing all right, Urban. He is. Ebo versus Ebo used a veto on Maryland. It was originally crab walk, which was crab walk around the track for as many points. They beat us or miles. They beat us by an Ebo said it's physically impossible. I think it would be. Yeah, I didn't know that. That'd be exhausting. We crab walk possible crab walk. Crab walk. Say, say we lose by seven. Could you do seven miles crab walking? I don't think so. Take you a long time. You could stop. I don't think so. Eventually you could maybe. I like this one. Yeah, I'll throw on a Bowser's uniform or something. What the turtle? Turtle. There are tearpoints, right? Are you going to go on to Raj Kyle? I was thinking of the the fable. Oh, tortoise in the hair. I also think that one got to take out the hair. I don't think. I think that one shaved your fucking shiny balled. Oh, shaved the hair. I was going. Tiny shiny ball paint your scalp grain. If I wasn't getting married, it was going to be the SVP bald shave black glasses. Yeah, that'd be a pretty funny one. I think that one, though, you shouldn't be able to do it on a tremolo. I think you should have to do it on the court. Yeah. And just for the next three days, you just see me well. Yeah, just slow. Yeah. All right, because the tremolo at least gives you like you, you can kind of shut your brain off. Yeah, you would have to actually walk slow. All right, okay, fine. This is where the meat of the schedule comes into play here. You're not losing that key. The next three are tough. All right, Indy 500 go to Hoosiers gym and run 500 down and back sprints. That's the dad. You could do that. What do you mean? That's so long. It's like 20 some miles. That's a lot. Yeah, you got that. That'd be a good stream. That would be a good stream. No, no, absolutely. I'm saying like that's not. I would rather that than get castrated. Yeah, yeah, for all stages. But I think I set out where the candy striped pants, all Hoosiers stuff, go to the gym and just live stream for 20 miles. I think it is. Well, you could do it here, too. That probably would be better for you. Yeah, probably. Yeah, we could we could make it here. Okay. Yeah, yeah, that would suck. But yeah, like versus cast rating or like being in the McDonald's with a bowl. The other thing put on this list. Yeah, would you guys jump in and like Titus, would you do? What's that coach Carter or Timo Cruz? Fucks up and they all do it together. Would you go to where I run? Yeah, 20 miles of sprints with you. Well, you don't have to do that. No, I'll go. I'll be there. I'll watch you. I'll watch you live on the act. Like that would be very funny to watch. Be pretty cool with the whole team jumped in. Okay. Yeah, that's that sucks. That definitely. That's what you can lose. Is that game in Indiana? Yeah. Oh, big name kickoff. Oh, I'm excited for that. That's going to be fun. Yeah. They're not losing that. Chance. I think they could lose that one. They're all going to be helpful. They're going to just back to Indiana. You don't have to worry about it. We didn't we didn't lose to Indiana for like 30 years. Yeah. We're not losing back to back. I do agree. Yeah. One was last time you lost twice to Indiana. Was the. Yeah. With the healthy Julian saying. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty key. Eddie, you're being as long as I'm not. I'm just I let's specifically ask you not to be a piece of shit upstairs. You know I want to request. I'm sorry. I just crossed my mind as we're sitting there. That's a sneaky fucker behind a kind face. Yeah. Yes. Uh, rowback. By the way, rowback active wear best fit best feel summer wardrobe. Check. Let's run through what rowback has going on right now because there's a lot swim trunks. Some of the best designs out there. Quick drive four-way stretch and a liner that is so comfortable. You're going to want to keep it in. Pull Lake boat beach doesn't matter. These are built for all of it. Then tease their tailwind tease the best beach tea out there. Soft stretchy and they actually look good. Not some stuff. Uh, stiff scratchy thing you wear once and forget about these are in every day go to and for polos. 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Sorry. Uh, people are tweeting at me like, that's stupid. You live right by Lake Michigan. That's not a sea. No, there's literally like three seas and two oceans around. What are you getting married? That's all next year. I think I should get to decide what sea. Well, it has to be USC USC. Oh, no, I'm very fond of the Caspian sea. Right, but that doesn't feel like USC or season of the USC technically extends way out into the Pacific. - I think it's someone. - Yeah, one. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who's to say like assignment says yeah, right? Oh, oh, yes, where's that you first see off of Alaska? That's a good see. That's a real good the Churchill C. I got polar bears. Mm-hmm That's a good no no see there's no seas by Chicago. Where's the Caspian? Is that the ocean the Caspian ocean? Caspian is a lake a lake is it right? Okay, all right? Can I bar tic see? That's a good one Estonia get ready to learn Estonia, buddy Can I barter with you big cat? Yeah, okay, any sea But mode of transportation must be car. Wait, I thought you were talking directly to big cat I made it tell him yeah, can you ask him can you ask him big how he's fine with me? No, that's not what I said Nick I said I said at all mass step in for you. Yeah, they're playing USC So we have to stay within the bounds of USC. I think that's only fair We can't go across the world. I agree very in Alaska is US, right? No, Alaska would count Alaska counts But like Caspian sea doesn't count. What about the sultan sea right outside of Los Angeles, Alton sea one of the most disgusting places I've ever been oh yeah Trojans you can wear a condom and fuck a fish We had three options for this one was a bluntman loved it never doing it though got to get a condom on a horse that would have been crazy I don't know if I would have liked that Plummin love it's six fuck oh my god the other one that I really liked but I didn't know how to do it was Trojan horse Which is like sneak into Ohio Stadium and then build a horse you get and then plant a USC flag like that's an idea But I don't want to like get banned from Ohio Stadium This is a good one. Yes. No, it's a good one. I like this one. I'm just looking at what territories we have Paloah where's Paloah Paloah. I don't even know. Paloah Paloah look me at all. Paloah looks like it's You're been a blog there. It's like by the Philippines. No, not physically now. Paloah Island nation and their own Pacific Ocean That's not it. Okay. It's a separate name. You're interested. So you've been the Guam on street. I heard Guam is amazing I heard a lot of people are military people are stationed there and rave about it. Alright, so it's gotta be USC You're getting there by car if it if we can do Atlantic Gulf of Mexico and Pacific I'm gonna say Atlantic and Pacific Alright, Gulf of Mexico. You got to be there in 20 within 24 hours So let's say you don't see the tweet for eight hours that gives you 16 to drive from here to New York And he has to drive. Yeah, it's gonna take you a full day to get the West. I might take away the driving thing Yeah, West Coast you won't be able to get there. New York. It's what like what you get 14 hours. Yeah, New York five east coast fine How far is he? What if you say West Coast West coast? That's a full day. That's that's five feet more than the hours in and of itself I need to get mincey with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could fly you could just Yeah, you said car though. I think well that was it. I'm out there. Why can't you fly see or something I? Then we got to spice it up. It might be anti-climatic if you just go to the beach and then just what do you mean that spice it up? It's 20 hours or five and just like not too entertaining when you just go to the beach You've got to go to a wave or something. You're gonna go to fucking San Diego for a couple days as your punishment Oh, there's wait. There's crazy a new line here from Union Station that goes to Miami on the train How would suck? It takes away the 24 hour part, but I'll do cross-country No, that's any kind of just going to the oceans the thing not that not the travel to the ocean, right? So get on a plane and then we figure out something you do when you get in the sea accepted Well, I'm just throwing it out there. I don't have the power to it's kind of scary for you though What do you mean? Yeah, we're still gonna come up with something for you to do in the sea. Yeah for every hour You're late to getting into the sea something happens. What if we what if we what if it what if I get to tweet USC that we get to drug them and we just drop them in the ocean. Oh my god Yeah, I need you to be on your best behavior with this. I am like I could see you like tweeting and then like I'm almost there and you like delete the tweet I didn't think about that until you brought it. I mean anything's it's it's big cats Twitter Yeah, tell him how to run it. Yeah, yeah, okay USC. I love this one Go Trojans that game a home game at USC night game here. I believe seven point spread early line You know what he's gonna do. What it's gonna go the fucking game Yeah, but he won't tweet. Oh, you're right. Okay. I figured he would just leave the call saying we go the fucking go the fucking thing You have to tweet it. You're right, but I would I could do wait till he gets back Chicago then tweet it Absolutely. Are you going to that game? I think so. Maybe it's Halloween, right? Oh That would be a shame if right after USC beats Ohio State. I say USC Atlantic Ocean Yeah Forrest got it That would suck. That would suck. What if you are Reggie Bush and you get bad weed and pubes and smoke it Where were the dude you I asked you for one idea. Oh, yeah, but I want to put you on the spot live Yeah, I was like Nick like you're really good at this and the only thing he gave me right away was archmaning do a calendar shoot where you archer With your ass. I really think that's so much Like I want I want it to be like your face close to the lens, but like your ass is like above your head You know that and like you're whatever. What about what about USC? You have to steal a Heisman Yeah, wow Double homicide People get get acquitted and steal a Heisman go to jail smuggle lord. How hard do you think it is hotter and get into the camp? I mean it probably pretty hard to steal a Heisman We could do it. Okay. Who's the oldest living Heisman? Winner because that's somebody you could probably rock thought back still going. I think Starbucks do Roger's dog ox Heisman Like a lot of a Nick Cage move. Oh, they're probably an older one. Well putting a condom who are some other famous Trojan Heisman winners Pete Big one Dawkins any crazy ones. Well, let's see Marcus Allen wanted O.J. Simpson wanted there. We go Carson Palmer Matt liner Reggie Bush Those are your options, right? O.J. C. Charles White. Oh, you're an O.J. C. O.J. Simpson. Oh, yeah, I remember that You got a you know Where you think of him getting cocked and he has to finish a gallon of work using a great solve it Juice well watching something Okay, we're gonna do back O.J. Simpson you have to watch your parents have no Orange juice Which is funny every gallon. You drink as a minute less they get to The big cat remember the the punishment list abandonment started with my mom saying this is too much so true if I went to her Yeah, but now she she gets Yeah, what if it was just the tape of them POV your dad puts on oh, yeah, you have to wear the Oculus Okay, we're getting somewhere Listen You just listen Okay, I'm to be silent. What's what's they probably can't right? Silent tape screaming That would be a true spectate oh Wow All right, we have options. Yeah, we know we've got time. We should make our list It's the worst versions be okay All right, where we at okay now we're at Oregon the repeat repeat Oh, I thought you said you were never doing that again. I didn't actually love this. Yeah, we we workshoped um duck hunt which I really liked We're gonna give we're gonna do every point they beat us by Up and down a football field and then you guys all get paintball guns just shooting Which I thought was a really good stream funny whatever people want to repeat. I think repeat is good It was classic it was classic it destroyed you yes, and Watching you get destroyed again would be funny. Did you do tin for every point last time? Is that how many agree 20? Yeah, and clever put a fucking air. Do it again your last time. No, we're not doing that's not happening What that was the same we I had to go doctor dentist and then doctor again for the air horn in the air It was a tough week. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, it was a tough week. Okay, next Northwestern how hard is this take the ACT only get the average admission score that's forever possible Just never be I thought it wasn't that very hard. What does tell me it's the hardest one? Did you take the ACT in high school? Yeah, I got a 30. Yeah, I'm not stupid, but math Yeah, what all is that that's also one that like if you I don't know There's a limit like I don't know how much you can learn you could get it to her Yeah, I mean like you could get to 32 and then never get a 34 People do that all the time kids take it like tons of times. Yeah, just never get better Wow, okay, don't lose the Northwestern. Yeah, what is it though math? It's reading English math English and science, but I'm pretty sure unless I'm wrong the reading The English and the science are all like very beatable like I think I could eventually get a very high score what about this tape what about we pick one that you get a free space on deal and then we bring out the Oculus. I think if you ever get below a 20 you have to I don't know what an Oculus is. Yeah it's watching your parents have it's completely immersive. Yeah you're there. You're not only there. You are there. You're the M. Yeah, mom text me. She's busy. All right next. I think that one's fine. Corn Husker. Only food I may eat for the next week is corn. I pick and chuck myself. Oh, you're missing. Thank you. You're Steven. What would happen to him? Gotta take a pic. We made Scott about that week. Did you do it for the whole week, Steve? I think you did it for like three days. Three or four days something like that. It was just shit. It was just all corn. Yeah. And he sent it to us and we didn't want to see it. That's one of those things we do and forget. We know he tweeted it. He tweeted the shit. Oh my gosh. Right. I put the sensitive image on it. That's right. Yeah, but that makes people want to look at that. I've never not clicked a sensitive image button. Where are you going to pick your corn? Because you know like a lot of the corn. It's already. I talked to a farmer. Yeah. In Wadsworth Ohio, he said he'll have corn still available in November. So I'll spend the week at my parents only chucking corn, eating it, documenting it. Okay. Okay. That one's good. Yeah. And then Michigan. Michigan is the Prince Albert? Dude, non-negotiate on this one. Prince Albert. No, I'm not. Prince Albert? Oh, nipple peers. So not your penis peers. No. That's what happens, Dan, is you turn nipple piercings into cock piercings. I mean, Prince Albert said an iconic thing. If it's a blowout, would you get both nipples? Yeah, with the metal attached. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the score have to be for you to get both nipples? 14, 14 point victory for Michigan? Anything over 20 is a double. Okay. Anything over with the chain. 30's a chain. No, the chain's got to be there. I mean, you got to connect them. I'll connect the chain. Does the chain come up? It won't hurt. Over 20's a chain. Over trying to chain over 30 spider gets to rip them out. Oh my god. Oh, I can't lose by 30 at home. No, you're going to beat Michigan. You're going to end up going undefeated. Yeah. 11 and 1 is all for nothing. Hell yeah. But what if you lose the ball stick? Oh, and then then they lose potentially every other game. Yeah. Illinois 11. Illinois is the one. Can't do Illinois. Can't do Illinois. I'm kind of room for Iowa. Can't do Illinois. What's Iowa? Illinois is the muting fuck. Illinois is always likely shitty one. Bullshit, Titus. So dude, you hear me out. You're orange. Don't just move your engagement. No, no, no. You could up the saturation on your face. Photoshop for the invites. Yeah. That one's fine. You'll be fine. Also engage. Like we said, engagement photos are nothing because you're getting married soon. And then those are the photos. Those are the ones that are true. Yeah, engagement photos. They matter for like two months. Is there where where we could control the spray tan? Where the guy doesn't stop until we say stuff. You're thinking like burnt orange. I'm trying. I'm thinking really burnt orange. We see it. We see it in orange or an orange. We're like, I'm not quite there yet. Like because of tape controls it. Who knows if it's it might be right. Baby carrot orange. All right, Walker. I'll give you I'll give you control privileges. So this takes a lot of your time, right? Yes. So what if next year we all write one for each one and you have to select who's, but you don't know. So if you pick cakes, you can't pick another cake. We're getting way ahead of ourselves. It's very fun. That's a fun idea. I don't know if you guys have my best interests in mind. Are you sure you would add shirts? Hell doesn't. No, Eddie. And you know, I talked to you upstairs. I said, Eddie, I'm going into the lion stand. I need you have my back. You're like, I got you told in what not to be a shit bag. What's that? What do I say? Dickhead. But I you didn't think of that. No, I didn't. I think you got to change the Iowa one. We did. I think the Iowa one. What's the Iowa field of dreams? I don't know. I think about the commute. Mute is great. Commute is great. That's a loosable game. Well, I don't know what the spread will be, but it won't be crazy. Yeah, because that would be, I mean, likes up in the Iowa city every single morning. That's what you do that. That's that's a doable. It's doable. It's just like what I tried it is one week. What I tried to think of for this was does it suck either immediately like the nipple piercing or is it funny content? That just sucks for me. You can live streaming all your life on the commute. Do like a day in the life. Do a podcast on the way back. I do like a TikTok. Every day, like 30-year-old living in Iowa city. I'll get ready. Get ready with me. And you should get a job. Yeah. All right. And you might not be the only one. There might be other guys doing the commute every day. It's been, I want a wheel spin. Someone has come with me. No. I do. I'm cool with that. I do it. Yeah. I do a day in Iowa. But we put it on the wheel. All right. We spin at the end of show. See us to go home to Iowa with tape. Yeah. For one day. Yeah. All right. I was tape. All right. All announce it when we get closer to Iowa. That because the graphic guy let the graphic breathe right now. Of course. Yeah. I love this. Thanks guys. It's one of my favorite days of the year. I appreciate all of this. I want the nipple rings. I want to say I just I can't. You just seem like the anti-nipple ring. Yeah. I'm anti-piercing testing. You want him to have a nipple. Yeah. What if it like unleashes something? No. Right. Yeah. It will not get real freaky. I'll get put under before I get a nipple piercing. Do you have sensitive nipples? Who we just talking to? We T-bob is about it. T-bob saying it might, I might like it. T-bob is. T-bob is. Yeah. T-bob is into some real freak. I wonder your kids back. Yeah. It works you now. We have Wayne. Yeah. He does. I went up so his name is Devon. I got a little more a little conversation with him. And I was like, are you a freak? And he's like, yeah, I'm a freak. That's exactly what we want. He's out of college. He goes for one class. That was like perfect real perfect. You're perfect for ourselves. Do you live here? Yeah. He moved. Yeah. He's cool. He runs the account Drake May lover. Yeah. There you go. Which is very funny when you actually like eat like, I'm Drake May lover. Drake, yeah. It's a stage. Not Drake May Stan. Not Drake May, Drake May's a go. Look at that. Drake May love her lover. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh shit. Yeah. This is how we find these guys. He's doing better than me. Feel runs PC a hater. I don't know. I just made I think so. But no. May I dig in your booty. Okay. He's laughing. I'm saying. He really is. He really is. Yeah. He shows the one to your guy, the older brother. What's his name? Wayne. Wayne. Wayne. He also, this is niche. Looks like comedian Brendan. Oh, I don't know. What's his name? Jason Hervey. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Ted. That's his. Wow. I go back to our guy. Yeah. He's big adventure. I remember he was a bully. He was a real dickhead. Yeah. Real dickhead. Yeah. Oh my god. Goodness. Have you gotten that before, man? No. No. I like it. We need more of these guys that are just mutants of the internet. We can't be too comfortable around them. Yeah. One one class he said he went to college for. Really? Yeah. Just one. I was like, you go to, you go to, like I was like, what's your deal? Like you're free? He's like, yeah. I was like, how old are you? 22s? Like do you go to college? He's like, no, well, one class. Perfect. It's a man who knows what he wants to. Yeah. We got a lot of apply. Some of our best guys are short college trips. Really? Hank went for a year. I always forget. Zach went for maybe less than a year. I don't think blood graduated. I don't think. Yeah. Blutman. There's a couple other guys out there. They were just brief stint of college. Smokes went to a mall. Yeah. Smokes just got body by read by the way. What happened? He did. They were back and forth. I think Reed, what was Smokes's treat last night? Smokes was, he was, he was, he was clawing at people because Green Greg is taking his corner of the internet. What did Smokes tweet at Reed? Did I see Smokes smelled Greg's fingers? When he walked in, I was, yeah. Green Greg got his, this guy on the treadmill. Smokes said, glad you took a break from making videos about begging Brianna chicken fry to answer your DMs to post this. Cooked his ass. And then just the, oh man. Wow. Check. Oh yeah. Reed was pumped. Oh, we turned into vintage. We got to get, we got to have the face. How that felt. I saw it. Thanks boys. He was in the kitchen shaking, yelling another day at the stool when Dave tweeted that. So he was, he's seen it. Wow. The T-bow speech. Now he's in his fields. Big time. Steven wanted to do the draft Kings read. That was fun. Tate is, he's a good, I genuinely, I know that like I was kind of trolling to try to get him to do that. I genuinely love that he does this. Yeah, it's very, very good content. It makes every game feel like it's the biggest game in the world. Yeah. It sucks for him, but it's great. for our fans. Tremendous for us. Tremendous for our fans. Love it. Yeah. It's a, I mean, like he said, like shark follow them from this Dan landing follow them from this. Perfect. Draft King something big is coming September 2nd, which is tomorrow if my calendar is correct. Draft King's game day arrives with massive deals and exclusive deals and all day celebration built for sports fans. The countdown has begun and all roads lead to game day. The drafting, grab the draft King sports app is now available in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Illinois, every fan is in on the excitement one app. Every sport all 50 states draft King's game day is yours. Remember the date September 2nd. Draft King's game day is the kickoff to a new season, a new era. The biggest day in sports history get pumped, get ready to celebrate new Draft King's customer sign up using code Yak. 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Is that true? Whitney's by far the best golfer of the group. So Hank improved? Yeah, Hank's improved. It's a scramble. So it's essentially Ken Whitney with maybe four or five shots from me and Dave beat them. And he's got good. I've gotten a little bit better, but not much. Groot is good, but Whitney's really, Whitney's like a two handicap. So if Whit is on his game, he should be able to be competitive, maybe beat them on his own, and then you can add in like the fact strategy wise, like I assume Dave and I are going to tee off first if either of us hits the fairway, Whitney can like go crazy for it, you know, that type of shit. So I just got I think I got to hit one big putt and like four or five good shots. Are you worried about infighting on our team? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you always have to, but here's the thing about Whit and I fucking love him. He's a good good friend of mine, known for a long time. I think Whit loves, I think he performs better when we're against him. Like when Dave is doubting him, he's almost he rises to it. So I don't think it will be a chummy like good shot, good shot. Yeah. But I also think Dave is also addicted to being against wet too, right? Correct. So it's yeah, they both love the they both love their side of the relationship. Yeah. Because Whit will just always be like, you want me to fail. Who's the other same burden? PFT and Hank. That's going to be all I sign of rainbows. I think all the pressure on Hank. Oh, yeah. Because Whit is just a good golfer. Hank has golfed more than anyone. He's he's probably the best golfer on their team. He's got to perform as he appeared on your leg. He has not performed well on camera. Okay. Now neither of I mean, I'm just a bad thing with me and Dave is like, does anyone expect this to be good at golf? No. So I think if we if we're just a couple good shots, everyone's like, good job. Did your job? It's in puts. Yeah. Hit a pot. Read a put. Go for the best part of being in a scramble is when you get to go first. Because then it's like, everyone's expecting you to miss it. And if you hit it, it's like, holy shit, he did it. Oh, shit. He got a good shot. Now I can be relaxed. The last man in the scrabble is always the one Dave and I just fucking hit it into the woods and then Whitney has to step up there. Yeah. That will suck. But yeah. So that's going live tomorrow, 10 a.m. and I'll zoom in at some point during the act. Big day. What are you gonna wear? I think a polo. Also, we're recording the first episode of Pickup before. Oh, big day. Wow. Are you guys going to like poke fun at Rico or try to get them going? Yeah, I got a script for this year. I'm not sure we haven't we haven't finalized this. Rico coming down there to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Is there prize money for the golf match? I don't think so. But I know that there's a free to play for the fans. Oh, is it enough? Yeah. It's a worth that time. It's a question, Eddie. Just to ask him. Good question, Eddie. I Yes, Dan. I can't get mad at mincey anymore. It's he cracks me up. I think this one was bad. Welcome. Yeah. But it was it was bad. But it also was like, but he said, is it worth my time? His he doesn't do it. Right. Which is so funny. And then but he doesn't and then he immediately loaded up in the wrong van. That was incorrect. Look at this. But how do you know that's not your that's not the van? This is the shit I love. Yes. He did. People are saying fake. This is the not trust me. It's not this was before Dave called him out. Yeah. It's not fake at all. Look at that lady. I'll stand in there. Well, at least he shuts the door. It's not the door. We're giving away the fact that I covered in a giant wrap wrap. Oh, you just started loading up. This guy, MCML, got that man. Well, I saw the oligons and just put it in the back because I saw the oligons. You remember what's it? It's so fucking early. All right. So play the clip of him. We don't have the clip of him actually saying that it wasn't worth his time. No. How did it come out? I heard about it last night. I think I think it just yeah, trickled out. He said it in front of of enough people that it got back to everyone. But mincee apparently said this isn't worth my time. MB emailed all the people that are on in the vans and said it's come to eye attention. Some people think the trip is not worth their time. I promise you anything we do for draft kings is certainly worth your fucking time. That's why everybody earns a paycheck. I expect everybody to have a shit ton of energy, the rest of the trip. And I guess that got back to Dave. Yeah. Rumors. I don't know if it's true that Ben Mince was complaining doing the detail road trip wasn't worth his time. The prize wasn't big enough for Ben Mince. It's such an idiotic arrogant. You know what? He's probably not gonna pick up. Is he still on this? Mincey. What's up? Is there any truth to the rumor? You were complaining about this DK thing because you said the prize wasn't big enough for your time? No, that is an overborn thing. No, that is definitely not true. I never said anything wasn't big enough for my time. So what? I'm lucky to be on this. So what is the miscommunication? I think on Sunday we didn't realize that it was like a race and we thought we kind of screwed up. It's only we would even trouble. And maybe didn't have the right friend of mine on it. We had a poor Sunday but man we're we we're up at five a.m yesterday given hell. We want challenges to that. We're happy to be on here. But I still don't understand. So what are they taking out of context that was said? I don't know what they think was sad. I mean, is Muresh there? Is Muresh there? Yeah, Muresh here. Muresh, what was said? What was said? Well, I was told that he said to you, this isn't worth this time. The prize you said was like not the biggest ever but I didn't say it wasn't worth my time. It's a direct difference. He didn't say it was a $100,000 production and there's only 10 giga dollars. So you were complaining about the prize? I thought the prize I did think the prize was a little light. My time I'm lucky to be selected and beyond. Like I definitely didn't say oh I'm 10,000 dollars. That was never said. What was the exact quote, Muresh? $100,000 production, $10,000 prize, single a light. I mean, you, you, you sound like a total and grateful asshole to say that. I'm happy to be here. What companies are you going consistently playing for $1000 prizes to do races across the country when you do absolutely nothing else that would ever cause you to be like, oh, this prize seems a little white. Like it comes back up the food chain and MB, I guess, sent an email ripping people apart for not giving a plus effort. That was geared towards you. I almost passed out when that email was told it was at Mincey. - I saw that email and-- - It was directed to you. - Yeah, I know that. I saw that email and thought it was directed to me and I realized that I was, you know, things were taken a little bit. I shouldn't, you know, I was up at 5 a.m. Give 'em hell yesterday. - I don't know, yeah. - So I had to be honest. - Do you ever just look in a mirror and be like, what a fucking fuck up I am and a grateful fucking bastard? - Probably daily, yeah. Go ahead. We're, I'm gonna get, look, I'm not, we're giving 'em hell. (all laughing) - It's like a soundboard. I mean, I'm about to born a plane to go play golf and a driving rainstorm for draft games because they're biggest client. When they say, jump, I say, how high. And I'm leaving an island and you're just a fuck over here. I can plan in about a prize. It's, and then you act like you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm like, do you say, I have no idea what you're talking about. And then you, and then you rewind it and you rewind it. And you're like, you actually kind of said you thought the prize was light. - But that didn't ever say, I was ungrateful to be on this or anything like that. - No, I said it. I was like, you were ungrateful. And you're like, I don't know what you're talking about. It's like, well, the prize is light. That makes it sound like you, like, what am I? What is mincey, why, why are you in barstool? - But then he's playing for a prize. - This story makes the, yeah. - That's where it comes across. - The trip now, he draws eyes every time. - Do you want him to be well behaved? - Right, right, he's so utterly boring when he doesn't fuck up. Like he's, he's a complete zero. DK road trip satracker. Consume one stake over a 12 hour period. Completed about prize. We'll go pick five AM, watch other people find a tumbleweed loaded luggage into the wrong van. One red injection gave him hell. - Yeah, that's the gave him hell. - If he hit the gave him hell emergency, button. - Oh yeah, the five times. - He ended up on his truck. - Oh, you were giving him hell. Oh. - We giving him hell to win this damn thing. - If you're on crutches, then you're not on the ankle. - Right, and he's also complaining about - Been in this boot for fucking months. - Yeah. - He was out of it during camp. - Is this getting in the way of him going to Nashville for the Ole Miss game? It's working on the give him hell. - No, he's gonna go give him hell. - Okay. Someone pointed out that there's like, "Thank you, Dave." "Better." "Go to. " - Jesus. - I mean, I've gotten yelled at by Dave so many times up to the years that, I mean, we get out of here. We have one. I'm giving it absolute best effort last two days. - You know what I'm going to do? - Just like a kid. - Mad Dog. - Just like a kid. - Mad Dog brought up a good point. He's complaining to like, "Marash," and the camera people, whatever. He's complaining to the people that are doing more work than him that have zero shot of winning. - Yeah, that's what would be right. - That's what would be right. - Yeah, that pissed me off for you. - And I'm not, when I say I'm not like mad about it, I'm not saying anyone who's mad about it, you have every right to feel that anger because he is just a completely, he's a detestable, awful human being who does nothing that's worth anyone's while. I just can't get mad about it anymore because I just, he tickles me. - I passed that point about a year ago. - You could be entertained by somebody without liking a single bit about that. - Right, yeah. - Yeah, no, that's exactly where I am. - Yes. - He cracks me up. I hate him, but yeah, he cracks me. - There it is. - Where our family-- - Our family is just gonna flick me. - Yeah. - We want him to misbehave. - Right. - We want him to fuck up. - Right. - We want him to lie. - When he doesn't do shit, it's like he's just awful to be around. When he fucks up, it's like at least we have something. - Yeah. - If he's just giving him hell, that's tough. - Yeah, he's gross. - Yeah. - We need to give him hell. - I don't think it registered reporting on that. - God, he was up to five. - Five a.m. - Don't need him given hell. - Yeah. - And then 730. - Which someone pointed out it is the time zones. Like he was getting up at the exact same time. He was going to sleep earlier because-- - Oh, they started in California, right? - Yeah, he was going to sleep earlier. - Look at this. - Dude, he can walk on that boot! - Now the challenge was you had to do a crunch. - Oh, okay. - He still hasn't finished yet. - Why is he wearing a helmet? That was-- (laughing) - He just shut up with that. That's-- - Don't listen to all men's. - This is a guy giving him hell. - I agree, no, no, I'm not. - Is he-- - I understand. I'm not asking for him. - There you go, he's got to find a rhythm. So, he's got to go on my crunch top, crunch top. - You must have powered him up. - Wait, harder on him, though. - Let's zoom into their team, but not talk to Mincey and just talk to Wonton and Hannah. - About Mincey or just-- - Yeah. - Ask him how much they're giving him hell. - What time are they up this morning? - When does this end? Is it tomorrow? They get there? - I think it's all around tomorrow, right? - Yeah. - One more second to be in the big day. - I saw Jerry and-- I saw some Clevver Jerry and Kelly kegs having to eat just like a million shrimp. - Oh, yeah, Jerry puke shrimp. - Puked shrimp. - A hundred shrimp each. - So they're not giving them hell. - What kind of shrimp we talking? - Cajun shrimp. - No, yeah, they were there. - Yeah. - Spicy shrimp, something had a quality, an adjective. - Shrimp with scampi. - No, it wasn't scampi. I didn't know if it was scampi yet. - Hunter scampi, bruh? - I had to go hunter scampi. - I'm saying. - It's called a Tuesday. - Nice. - You can go get our scampi on, thanks. - Ow! - Whoo! - What do I see you, dude? - Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry he's gonna hit me back. - No, no, no. Shrimp scampi should be a more popular pasta dish. - I think it's pretty popular. - Is it? - Is it? - Say, welcome to the blind tiger restaurant with some of the best Cajun food in the country. You have 30 minutes to finish a hundred Cajun shrimp between the three of you. - So once the time runs out. - 33 of you guys did not eat a lot of shrimp. - It's a lot of shrimp, but it's not a hundred. - Damn, I just want a shrimp. - Thank you, Jerry. - Come on, come on son, are you trying shrimp the first time? - Yeah. - How big do you think we can get the shrimp? - If they're like, if they're small shrimp. - If they're smaller shrimp, I can probably do like 45. - All right, then let's go, let's go. - If they're small, 45, here we get it. - Holy shit! - I hope they're small. (crowd cheering) - King's entrance. Mintzies like fuck this shit. - Oh, that's a lot. - No way. - Oh my god. - His life. - You're right, it's, they's not having a meal at all. - No, his eyes are not fully closed. - What? - He's peaking. - Is this a, does he play a boss of date? - He's basically his boss, I'm, he's, he's gotta head for it. - Then, put an odd underwear color in length. (laughs) - That's actually a good point, a good plug. - Is that, I'm guessing that's a free mountain, do you wonder what it is? - I think it is the Mountain Dew Swim Trunks. - I think it is. - And if that's the hoodie, - The mountain Dew Swim Trunks. - Oh, of course it's the hoodie. He'll wear that all. - It's Trunks. - Wow. - Guys in the van, what percentage of the drive has he been sleeping? - Uh, good amount. (laughs) See that, it's talking to Carlson. (laughs) - Has everybody asleep? - No. - Uh, one time just woke up. - It's good. - Morning, Don. (laughs) - That's the just woke up pose. - So it's my toy, they're in the middle? - Yeah, that's all, that's all, that's all. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Hey, now. (laughs) - Where's all? - Hey, man. - How are you doing? - No, one time. - Donnie. - How's it going? - Hey, Anna. - Hey. - How's, uh, what do you think about people complaining about this? - Yeah. - Yeah, that's a big one. - Yeah. - Yeah, the Zoom sucks, tough. - Yeah, the Zoom sucks. - Yeah, it's tough. - I know, I'm right about this. I think he was, I think he thought he was complaining in the privacy of his own van. - Yeah. - But you just, just like vent. But yeah, it's not a good look. But then see, he has been, since day one, he's really turned around. He's been laying it all on. - Yeah, he's been giving him hell. - He's been giving him hell. - Yeah. - What's, I've never seen people happy to have found out the other teams were gonna get hit by a tropical storm. - Yeah. - Oh. - He was pumped about that. (laughs) - Uh, that's nice. That's really nice. That's just, that's how competitive he is. I think the teams might miss the tropical storm now. We'll see. Shout out, ain't hard. But, yeah. Did anything else happen last night? - I think that was a bad call. - Yeah, I mean, the van is more getting in the wrong van. - Yeah, yeah. Somebody can recite them, that was fake. - That one, that definitely wasn't there. - I didn't know what I didn't, [BLANK_AUDIO] All right, we'll see you guys keep giving them hell team black. Let's go all right. Well Team oranges. Did you see Jerry's last week? Oh my god. I don't know what activity they're doing But it's it's that's an interesting looking activity Jerry's got no wrapped around him He's almost a snake boa constrictor. Oh, it's like Kyle. Oh my god. Oh, man. I don't do that. No, thanks That's scary as fuck So we there's a tropical storm. I didn't know that where is I saw there's like a triple tropical storm going on somewhere Pacific Look at this Why again, but this team was traveling from Milwaukee down. There's where were they hit a tropical storm? Oh Boy Oh Jerry's cool about my lord fuck now, dude Yeah, you did it Kyle. Could you do this? Can you pay an ungodly amount of money to do it? I would have to for the sake of content, but now that's some so against it Because in my head I'm like snakes aren't right snakes can go off script. Oh, yeah, they don't know the script I'm gonna fucking strangle you. Um, so that team has had to eat a hundred shrimp. They've had to do that They've had to swim in the trail of tears and missus team has had to eat steak Yeah, walk on crutches and they had to like rope a stationary fake cow. Yeah, just like chill stuff And what about the other team? I haven't heard as much from that team. It was the pizza the 7 pound pizza Yeah, that's Dana and Katie can that was jumping in the crocodile water or the gator water. They're in first. No kidding How are we keeping score? Are we allowed to lead a channel live update to the finish line? All right, well, that's our own word they go giving them hell. So who was the tropical storm? I'm confused by that. I don't know who said that hit by the tropical storm Texas people Had to be Megan and they started in Florida. I'd imagine they're all close to gotta be right golf now The window. So I guess the dot the the the mitts team is the only one that come from the west So they're just in they've just been in Texas forever in West Texas Which is like the car crash capital of the world really why do people get bored or a lot of semi trucks? Okay, they're there and what's okay? So if you're in East Texas right now, you're just in ring. Oh, yeah What's the name of the storm? Eduardo. I do our never seen it spell that way. That's assie. That's terrible. Eduardo's is a nasty storm So what when is this hitting? Right, that's right. That was this looked like right now and they're about to be there I've assumed the team coming from the east is having to drive through all of it the team coming from the west is probably fine The team coming from the north is getting into it too. Hmm Hey, yeah, listeners. We're going to take a quick break for our message from one of our partners Stel blue coffees new can lattes are here crafted with a hundred percent Colombian coffee each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors Espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream and whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup Stel blue cans are for those always on the go and for those who care Stel blue is more than just great coffee. It's about giving back I named the brand after my rescue dogs Stella who inspired our mission to help more dogs find their forever homes Every purchase supports animal rescue organizations So when you drink stel blue you're not just fueling your day. You're saving a dog's life Try the new cans today taste the difference and make a difference all new stel blue coffee cans lattes now available at Stel blue coffee dot com or subscribe on Amazon for 10% off all right now back to the episode So fun one You know you never lived in Houston. Did you know it's one of the places I haven't lived do you live in Texas? I've not lived there either There's another place Mexico the place I've never lived in the rest of one of the Georgia. I've lived in Georgia, Florida. There's any Louisiana Where do you live in Louisiana? I lived in Boca-Lusa Awful place. What are you doing? Wonderful place, but awful place. I was my first newspaper job outside of my hometown I did it for 10 months and then I went back to Meridian that from Meridian I went to Tupelo, of course, and from Tupelo to West Point and from West Point Fort Walton Beach from Fort Walton Beach back to This was all newspaper. Yeah, it's all newspaper Fort Walton Beach back to Columbus Columbus to Martin Show Virginia Martin Show Virginia to Carter'sville Georgia, Carter'sville, Georgia to SEC country Atlanta SEC country back to Fulton, Mississippi Fulton, Mississippi to here That's my career really lived Yeah, real experience. I was out there a lot of bullshit assignments and New Jersey. Yeah, Mississippi to New Jersey and New Jersey to here There you go. Wow forgot about New Jersey. Wow. Yeah Best place Fort Walton Beach, Florida, Charlotte, Martin, being exact, workplace, Martin Show Virginia Not a bad town, but a bad newspaper and a bad bad boss in a bad situation. So I didn't stay long. Well, most of Georgia was a bad newspaper You know, Newspapers were dying anyway And I had a bad boss and the bad boss was just a bitch and oh, I didn't I didn't like it It was female. I didn't say that Masking yes Do you you don't handle women in authority? Well, no, the worst to boss ever had were a guy named Skip and Fort Walton Beach He fucking sucked he sucked my dick and then a woman held it skipped it. It was an ass I was just he didn't know what the fuck he was doing Skippy you did mostly mostly sports was your thing, but did they ever like we need you to cover obituary? No, no, I did I did sports riding until 2010 in 2010 I became the editor over the whole paper. I was the boss of the paper Oh, and then I went back to sports riding in Florida And then in Martin's over, Virginia and Cartel, Georgia. I was the boss of the whole paper. I was the editor over the whole You ever cover like a fun scandal or murder? Oh, I've done some some heated I've done a couple of murders. I had to go to murder scenes. I've done I've been the car wrecks Did you wear you took your lep your silly shirt in the car? No, I wasn't wearing silly shirts at the time as the executive editor I was wore a shirt in a tie sure so When did you start writing for big cola? That was in in Atlanta and Carter'sville, Georgia I was I was doing SEC country and then on the side I started writing for a fortune 500 companies speech writing for them Wasn't wasn't Coca-Cola do you have a favorite story that sticks out in your mind is like I can't believe I covered this one. Oh, it all kind of runs together. Yeah, it all kind of runs together, but there would be you know There would just be like this these crazy City Council meetings where you can't believe an elected officials acting like this and then you got dig into it And then you're just you just need deep in the shit You don't want to be needy up into because it's their entire lives. You're just kind of visiting the city. So yeah Have you ever been emotionally invested in a local athlete like his story is really moving and yeah tied in yeah several times There was a kid in Florida who who quit football to become like a A de-cathlete like an Olympic boy like he was on the Virgil or the path to Olympic and then he ended up going to a big school and kind of got caught up and some stuff He should have been caught up and and his career didn't go well, but he was a good kid They've ever issued a retraction. Oh, no, but I have accidentally put cuss words in the newspaper before accidentally Yeah, well, there was a in Franklin to Louisiana. There was a company called shirts and things and I forgot the R So I had to apologize for printing their name as shits and things and then Oh, yeah, like who'd you like you both on the paper? Oh, I just yeah, I had to just you were yeah, I do all of it and then and in Florida I was trying to write that a guy that a defensive back caught it and Went down the sidelines and I put caught it. Oh Yeah, so congratulations. That's 17 year old boy. Yeah, that was a night That was in the Choctaw Fort Walton Beach game, which was the game so two years ago the Wheeling intelligence They're messed up flag football Kyle. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it'll happen cuz spell check ain't gonna catch a lot of this stuff Did you and you're editing an entire newspaper some things are gonna go through maybe it was maybe it was on purpose after Yeah, maybe he was yes my newspaper days are what are something that letter I've forgotten the Ellen clock before. Oh, yeah, that'll get you cuz spell check ain't catching that everyone Jerry forgot the Ellen flag Yeah, he did forget that. Yeah, slipped his mind This is a there's too many flags Was this when he played the flag family and no, he was no, he was texting he was tweeting during a football game He said wait you many flags and from now You know Steven This is a couple days old, but did you see Jerry got scammed by Pat in New York? You would happen so I guess they um niki numbers was supposed to be on Una show, okay, and Then it came out. I believe this is fake that he was arrested And that pat there. There's a phone call. We have a video of it But Ron passes the phone to Pat and Pat says he bailed him out, but Pat said he was gonna scammed Jerry by the end of the summer It was at the afterwards hidden Pat go out front. I will drink go outside with them. See like I don't know if there's electric bike or a moat pad or some shit like that and goes for like I don't know how he had this conversation with his dude. He fucking motors down the block and takes the right and fucking smokes an entire city bike thing. And it's like the guy shit is destroyed. The guy shit is fucked. The guy's fucking like pissed off. He's an American guy. He's like fucking calling the cops and shit like that. He's like fucking. That's a deal. That's a deal. He can't get that. The insurance is going to go crazy. No, they didn't. I don't think they know he's drunk, but that is there with him. That's trying to defuse the situation. No, Pat gave the guy the fucking money. Pat paid for it. Okay, all right, all right. Pat gave him 1100. I just sent Pat 1100 for numbers. No. That is the most mad I've ever seen him. He's fucked up too, but he's the most mad that I've ever seen him. No, he's I sent him 1100. Don't worry. Don't worry. So rowdy. It was just a random random guy's moped. I don't I wasn't there for when he got on it. So he scared from when I met when I met them outside. Surprise Jerry didn't see right through this. That's it. That's it. I don't know what I'm going to do. Jesus Christ. I mean, this guy numbers. He's just, he just, he just, he just bleeds me dry every day. Every day a month. You literally told me he's, dude, he literally told me I'm walking back in now. He literally told me that he's not going to see Pat ever again. So why is it even an issue? Oh, yeah. He's so good. He's a bad guy. The bad guy's coming out and saw it early back. Yeah, Jerry loves Jerry's proud. I love him. He's about to like he like he had he he's he was trying to talk to cops and then had a side conversation. Pat like Pat basically saved numbers life. Yeah. Yeah. He was getting locked up. Shit. I didn't think, I mean, I don't think there was ever do you on the table, but it was like a simple dispute type of thing. You know, he called me. He doesn't know where his phone is. He called me from gay house phone. This clip. Oh my god. He said he lost his phone. Yeah. He lost his phone. Yeah, bro. He is. Pat, Pat. Yeah, what's up? Pat, I sent you the bread, all right? Hey, uh, you just got scam. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. He scammed the scammer. Oh, no. I told you I get you by the end of the summer. You told me, Pat, you told me. You've got me. Pat, that was good. That was that was good. That was just right here. He's been in the massage. Oh, man, Jerry. You can't worry. I heard you numbers. You saw spot. It is. Yeah, leads him dry. Stephen, what do you got for us today? Give us on something. Did you see the two of them? Yeah. Yeah. No. Tough. I think it's okay. What? You should just be pumping yourself up. For the A, we're so proud of you. You got this. Yeah, why not? Why not pump yourself up a little? What do you think that he was on? He forgot to log off his main account. Might have a burn. Oh, that's brutal. But what if it's just what if it's the people that run his, or like his wife's out or something? Yeah. Also, he has fans. That seems like it's not that big, but we would say that. I think he has no idea that happened. Right. It could be his wife has access to two of his account. That's what I think. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And so she just commented. Right. I think I think we should be cool with pumping each other up. Yeah, let's pump our tires. Yeah. You the man knows the internet's not going to do it. Unless I do. Yeah. So his wife. Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. That's easy. Not as bad as I thought. He's. That's much money is to a maid. A lot. What is he kind of giant extension? I know. What's his, what's his career? I almost say he's made 200 million. What's the level that you don't feel bad? Well, 100 million is not 100 million. You should listen to every athlete. Yeah, true. Taxes. What's the level that you don't feel bad when it comes to what? It comes to serious things like CTE. No, no, no, no, no, no number of that. But like Will Evans got cut. I feel bad for Will Evans. He hasn't. I don't know. No number for that. Should either getting cut. Yeah, I feel horrible for the guys regardless of. Oh, no. If someone gets cut and like if two of got cut, I'd be like, all right. That sucks. But did you so much money? Right. I get that. You know, but it's like their their life. What's the level. It's not turning us. Let us never got to the concert. No, the second year round picks, but you still, I mean, still 7.5 million is nothing to see. Yeah, for sure. But when you sign what he signed it's a little light. And he's like what? 26. So now is it like a million dollar production? Yeah, a million dollar salary. It's a little light. 10% of the production being the prize is a lot. Pretty good. Also, that's not a hundred dollars. I mean, we haven't got the internet to work for Team Black. Yeah, we were in a three vans. Yeah, I do feel bad for guys who played like 25 years ago. And we're awesome. And they yeah, just didn't make anywhere near. Yeah, Andre Dawson's a funeral director. I think that's the whole point of the the NBA guys like the NBA old heads. Yeah, the new guys. And everyone's like, why are these guys so fucking angry about all the new guys? And you look up like Shaq's career earnings. It was like four million dollars. Yeah, right. And the like sack of being will make four hundred million dollars this season. Yeah, Tony Snell signed for 60 million. Yeah, the NBA salary list is insane. Yeah, you'll see a name. I've never heard of making 200 million. Yeah. We're just guys that just miss an eye on college. Yeah. That's a proof. I feel that probably the worst for that would be the worst. Guys, it didn't get scholarships either and also couldn't profit off of stuff on the side either either one. Yeah, on and everything. Double whammy. Double whammy. But then we talked about this a little bit on wake up our soul today. But are you okay with the guys that are going back to college now to try and get like NIL money? That's a thing. Yeah. I think if it's an offer, they I don't blame them for taking it. It's in the rules. Is anyone doing it successfully? Well, they're they're fighting it out right now in the courts. This is what's the first name that you're like, what? Because these are all fine. Yeah, these are all Greek players. These are all fine. Even if you're in Fox, you're in Fox sticks out. Ever mobile. He's a good player. Hope is really good. And Fox was good into the playoffs in the final. This is stack of being making 48 minutes. It's quite something. Jared Jackson's got crazy to. Yeah, he's good defense. Yeah. Rebounding. John Miranda getting two salaries is crazy. Yeah. What? I don't recognize anyone after 33. I mean, this is still so much money. Desmond Bain getting 40 minutes. Some of these guys are also low to me. Michael Porter, Michael Warren, maybe 50. Yeah. Yeah, right there. Jordan pool. I'm annual quickly. Yeah. Walker Kessler, 30 million. I know he just signed it. Titus, would you have made a bunch of NIL? Um, I know you were. Yeah. Cause you were like a person out. I mean, not like you could have, you could have operated on your eyes. Yeah. Yeah. I would have made a bunch. Yes. For like a 21 year old, I would have been. I would have lost like millions of dollars. I would not have actually made a lot compared to like the guys that are making sure. What would you have taken like 40k to go to like a deep? That's I would have fucked it up. Yeah. That's what I would have done. Right. So like I would have squandered my standing at Ohio State. I would have chased the bag. Okay. Yeah. Woffered for 15 grand, you know. Yeah. At the time that probably would have felt awesome. Yeah. That's a barrier legend. That's what I would have actually done. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if you were, if you're like a backup on the football team and you're making $20,000, that's got to be the best life. So much. Yeah. I don't know. Sheep of college town is too. Yeah, but I was born. It's like doing nickel wheels. I imagine a picture for 50 cents. 20 grand. It's like inconveniently low. Yeah. I don't. I don't. I can't. I can't. Yeah. I don't have any dollar bills. I bet you spend it faster than the one year. I was on scholarship. My stipend was $1,100 a month. And I thought I honestly thought it was 11 million. I was every time I would get that check. I would have been $1,100. I was like, God, damn. That's so much fucking money. It was $1,100 a month. Spend it all on. It's hard to spend it all. Yeah. Yeah. It's a spend it on. I was like, all right. Well, rents. 500 bucks. Holy shit. $600. $600 a month. Yeah. It's crazy. What else? What else you got, Stephen? Give it to give us someone on the prep. Give him hell, Stephen. Give me hell. Give me hell. I put out a poll this weekend. Oh, okay. I went to the movies. He's never go your way. I actually in the majority of this one. Oh, I was at the local MC. They've got buttery flavor or butter flavoring or buttery topping right next to each other. What's the difference? I don't know. They might be the same thing, but they also might not. So, why don't you try them both? They both have the same receptacle there to catch the waste. Yep. They both have the same pattern as far as what they I think they're just the same thing. They want just newer. That's what Nicky and I never said. I think I always go to the I have seen both of these individually I have never seen the next week It's always creeps you out a little bit when it's when they have the qualifier there We're it's like butter flavor. Yeah, so it's not yeah, so we're just saying we're not having butter Yeah, this isn't butter. Yeah, everybody knows what everybody knows it's not butter I understand but I just take the word flavor Let me let me let me believe for a second. How long do you stand at that machine? Do you Like move the top layer away so you can get to the bottom. Chase a straw guy. Oh shit. I draw it. Yeah I'm there for less than a minute 50 seconds maybe That's a long time the one I go to you hit that button for a minute. No, no you pause you do the top Then you gotta do the straw. I hit that button for like eight seconds That's it. Yeah, the one I go to now doesn't have those machines It only you only have to tell the person making your popcorn Please put extra butter on there. Please put butter and they never really get to where you want it to get they don't do the middle Gotta do the middle. I know but they just you know they just do it. You say when? I would never say when I think I would just sit there. I always say when too fast Because I feel the pressure To do that with the like the fresh cheese. Yeah, or the ground pepper and they're like say when it's like I'm not gonna make you stand here to get the actual amount. Oh, I'll say it way too soon. Yeah, way too soon for the cheese I'll sit there and uncomfortable amount of time for the pepper. It's quick. Why do you say when to crack three cranks? Why is it when I don't know No, but what why the word when why would it be stopped? They went that's enough I think they I think they're shortening say when to stop. Okay And I think then when is a little cheeky, but then it became just say when I'm guessing say when completely say when Yeah, it's kind of a weird thing we do Say when sounds like a what's Vietnamese? Yeah, that's I won't start it. Yeah, that's a sick picture in the series. That's how that proposed say when say when say when only region Chinese Taipei didn't win was say when we're out of innings Yeah, they were rolling over Ohio and then say when that's how we got the phrase Pipped by Ho Chi Minh You without a fucking say would there was spurge and win That's right. Yeah back up quarterback. Yeah, that isn't what we're there was doubt that win. Yeah That's right. Mm-hmm So what else you got we got some wins. Okay. Oh I'll say when there's also version. Oh Yeah, who version when when Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, wow. What age of what 22? That's why that went up say when It is all right. But earlierly Because they didn't want the way they stand there too long. Damn it All right. Yeah, a little more to live. All right Uh Lionel or Lionel messy retired. Oh, both stop Lionel messy. Che we started off. Wob this morning with messy retiring international play and Che could give less of a fuck and like I think this is one of the clip I said One of the closest mortals to God. We will have in a lifetime. He's probably the closest. Yeah Yeah, and Che's take is that you can't be the goat if you don't Wear shoes. It is uh, we did the goat of goats debate. We had like Serena Williams Phelps, Simone Biles, Gretzky, uh Michael Jordan. Uh, they had Barry Bonds on there I didn't but up We had to determine who the goat of the goats was and Che said immediately you can't be a goat if your sport doesn't wear shoes That's a ridiculous thing to say. So we let sport so Phelps and Biles are out and that's the out Gretzky's not out. Gretzky won our go. Uh, Gretzky's behind the goat. We're over here. I think Gretzky's the goat. He's out Sorry guys. Skates aren't shoes. Skates aren't shoes. What does that mean? Well, cleats aren't shoes. It's aren't shoes The goat has to be a basketball player No, but I'm saying as long as it covers your skates a shoe. I feel like you're still a shoe If you if you you got to lace them up If there was a bar that was no shirt no shoes no service you walked in and skate so they turn you around out I don't think they are like is it ballet also Michael Phelps can't be a goat because he can't wear shoes in a water Dude swimming greatest athlete of all time. That's what he said. It's not great as athlete of all time It's greatest goat of all time. I actually kind of agree with you. What? It's swimming. Yeah Yeah, it's I don't think you can't be the mode of all time. Some own Biles. The thing she does is incredible I think I probably more important than anything else You get number one Brandon. I don't think it'd be a go with a sport. I'm not judging. Yeah Swim it's like Brandon taking some of them. Now you can't yeah a sport that is Everything else is a children's game. That's a let's a life skill That's I think it's easier to determine a goat if it's an individual sport like swimming. Yeah Yeah, that's right team sports is team sport is handicapped there Yeah, but it's swimming It's Michael Phelps So you should think Michael Phelps is literally God with how bad of a swimmer you are For him to be able to do it. He's true. You have to look at that and just be like that's Yeah, like the old like everyone says like oh if if Steph Curry showed up in the 1950s NBA Everyone'd be like burn that which yeah, that's how Chase should feel about Phelps. How's he doing that? And he's he's he's putting his head up Chey when Phelps was doing his thing were you watching It was pretty awesome. It was all I remember it very The one relay of like we had Bolton films at the same time. Yeah, it was it was the appointment television of like watch our guide dominant Chey do you think the same thing about sprinting as swimming? No shoes. Yeah, but like Belts is just bolts in the water next stupid question. You got shoes. Yeah shoes. You forgot about the shoes. I think it's krasky I think he's the oak goat What he did to hockey some to be said about There are only like 10,000 people that play hockey in the world Yeah, it's easy. Okay, sockers Everyone billions. Yeah fair enough. That's a good debate. It's never thought of billions of people. We're trying to be good at soccer Oh shit Stan Crocky's buying the angels. Oh, he just owns everything. All right. This is out here He had sauce not here, but sauce got to be pissed. That's his own art marina All-time bad ain't uh Didn't just be on the angels at one point. Yeah, do you know the angels are the Fourth oldest stadium. I didn't know that. Yes, isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's great. It said fifth What if who would have been impressed? I just kind of blows my mind. It's like there was a stadium boom What was that mid 2000 and we really fucked it up too because like I think about it You know what bums me out and this is a very niche stupid thing to have actually bum me out Tiger stadium should have been treated like Fenway and regly. I agree with that It should have been they should have they should have judged it up And made it nice But it was so quirky and weird and cool. Yeah, and they fucked it up. I don't know much about tigers. Oh the overhang in the outfield It was overhang in the outfield and the home plate upper deck is like right over the top of home Second so the the second level in the outfield was right on the line Have you ever seen the press box? Do you vary from tiger stadium? No, the press box you like you're just hanging over But there's some of these stadiums that we kind of I mean they're gonna do it to soldier field. It's already different but There's some stadiums they should have just been like let's actually keep this. Yeah, make it let's make it a relic. Yeah Show us tiger stadium can miss you wriggling Fenway are kind of the only ones with dodger stadiums getting there Dodger stadiums cool. I like to see him a lot Can you go to Roger Center being the sixth oldest it's pretty good because that I remember that one that one was built Trapper can a field is the oh, these are all pretty new haven't the oldest. Yeah damn Yeah, remember remember it was it was Camden and it was Cleveland. That was like holy shit. These are the new stadium Camden Camden Knocked it all it just changed everything and the same with Cleveland. Yeah, the Jake was like oh my god and here came the others Dark. What is that Diken Park? That's been minute made. It's been in run. That's the name of the Astros Field Diken Park. What is that a company? That sounds like the sound funny. No, I just think that's funny It's just socks for a name sounds like say when's friend Good show old tiger stadiums. I want to see it. Yeah, it's fucking cool. Where was it located? It was right downtown. They tore it down. Yeah So the second show today we've had tiger stadium come up. Oh you guys talked about it. Well, we did the Yavon Calderon catch it. Look at the look at the outfields How cool is that? So if you sit in the upper deck zoom in on the right field and homeruns can you get ahead on the roof? Yeah Reggie Jackson hit that transformer over there. Sesame field there. Look at that. So if you sit you can sit like front row Yeah, it's it of that second level just being the air right above the right fielder What was the what was the the thing you needed me to see the press box the probably the home plate view Let me see the hole. I don't know if it's Googleable Which means I don't know where I saw I think I saw it on a baseball documentary tiger stadium was cool. Tiger stadium was awesome Commissities are good seats. No, but look at that one lower look at that look how close their press box is that thing is right there. Oh, yeah, that's cool See if you can get a from the outfield view from the bleachers tiger stadium was sweet Is there a scientific explanation to the appeal of the baseball stadium to the eye? I don't know, but it does it's the perfect stadium is it the only stadiums were sentimental about sides like MSG We can get sentimental about Jim's about yeah about bad like Cameron indoor would never be torn down Have you ever flown into New York during the night while a game was active unbelievable? I haven't flown New York thing. I've ever seen live Philly's like that too if you're on the one side of what you can see all the stadiums lit up at once with all the people It's cool to do that here. I think you fly or you definitely fly wriggly. Yeah, I mean anytime I see a shot an aerial shot of wriggly Like looking south. I'm just like this is the coolest thing ever. It's just in the middle of the neighborhood Yeah, it's the best Yeah, they really should have done a better job of keeping some of these do you think wriggly is the most protected stadium and Federal landmark right what's the number one wriggly is technically at least likely to get torn down I think it's I don't think either one of those can ever get torn down. Yeah, I would say wriggly is least likely though I think it's federal landmark status. Yeah, say the game federal landmark. Oh, is it And they've also like done I mean they've modernized a lot of money into yeah, that's what Tiger State Yeah, like they should just a modern and a hundred years though if they got rid of wriggly Wouldn't they just rebuild a new regular they just build a new wriggly? No, you don't think so. They only get rid of it Oh, yeah, sure let's say crazy things happen and they have to get rid of it not with Dan I don't think they will know I don't think the ivy's poisonous and starts killing outfielders The ivy starts growing out and grabbing outfielders horror movie and grabbing outfielders and killing it a poison ivy I think it would have to be natural disaster to take it down would it be a ground rule double or tornado hits wriggly There's these rebuild wriggly feel okay Yes I don't think a tornado can hit wriggly. It's a neighborhood. Well, no, we learned our old landmark to their landmark tornado No, it's a touch it not allowed but Fenway's also. Yeah, no, it says iconic is wriggly. Yeah, and Lambo They've done a bunch of renovations for. Yeah, by the way, do you a sports do we a sports? 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All right. I don't know I think it's Marrushing Rick That dog will come up from that dog. Yeah, that's huge All right, so tomorrow I'll try to zoom in during the The golf We're live streaming it, which that's gonna be another element Pete saying that we can yeah Successfully pull off this live Pete can do it. Yeah, he sure where are you playing with him? I'm gonna see you say that Florida Okay, so I'm flying to Florida tonight. I'll be back Thursday morning or I'll be back Wednesday night Facoli on the drone. I assume so oh, you know, he's got to be right. I hope and I think I think there's a crew going to the race game tomorrow night Doing some live-padding stuff. I think this is gonna finish. I think there's a bunch of stuff. How was Facoli a camp? I saw him zero second. He was That's that's where he wants to be for the softball. He had if you asked him he would say he had a great camp He was like up in a press box for the softball Really? Yeah, a command center. I saw the drone a lot. I never I never I don't even think I saw his face at any point But that's what for salt. That's how far he wants it. Yeah, he just wants to be a pilot. He wants a drone seeing you and you never see him Yeah, do you remember how sad he was last year when the drone crashed? Oh, yeah, we pride for a new drone. He pride what you think? Yeah, I felt so bad for him. He was so fucking beat up It's like dude, I'll get you a new drone. There he is Reporting for duty. Yep. Thank you for your service solely Is he good with the drone or is he just I think he's gotten really good with it? He's good. It's a good one. I've been. We tried to give him a challenge during softball said hey go between white stock stage legs And he wouldn't do it. Maybe it's too hard. Is that possible? Is that not possible? Does his drone not get that I think it's possible I I think he probably wasn't good and he's gotten good because he wouldn't go through white stock stable Because I think they could chop your legs out. Yeah, that else is the wrong guy. Dave would just fucking kick that He was ready. Dave. Dave handed it spreading. Really? I I'm impressed too easily by drones is the technology still too new for me So if you go high, I think you're damn. Yeah, white stock state by the way did deliver banana bread to me Was it better than it was good. It was good banana bread It's good banana is he had chocolate chips. He did not which I actually appreciate Yeah, I don't like that's chocolate chip banana bread. That's not banana bread. Yeah, right It overwhelms banana bread at some point though. He's got to flare it up Yeah, probably he's got to do a little something special here or there. I can't have the same banana bread every single week Eddie we just did a brain clash again with chaiverse white sauce Dave and it was those two in their purest form More than ever. What was the big one? The big one was they argued about the best day the week to have sex Which wasn't one of the brain clash things they had like a side or a Yeah, and because white socks they brought was like you're not fucking on a Monday or Tuesday Yeah, and then Chai said I love to fuck on Tuesdays because there's no money and I football wait a second It's his favorite day to fuck what's today today's Tuesday Little buttery top welcome to guts Steve What side are you picking for the butter? Chai happy Tuesday Steve And there was one or I don't want to spoil everything but Chai proved a point by making a cup out of paper It really went off the rails and what was Dave's argument for that. He's like, why would I want to lug a piece of paper everywhere? I'm not fucking lugging a piece of paper everywhere wait for the convenience of it was a cup sir plates You can only use one for the rest of your life and Chai origami to a cup out of a piece of paper which is pretty impressive. Oh, I think you did a quick cut You think it's cup over plays. Yeah, you could eat anything out of a cup. Yeah, it's cup They you could eat out and drink out of it, but you can drink out of a hole. It can't kind of stay. It's cut hard to cut a steak Cut it on the counter top put it in the cup. That's what Dave said exactly. Yeah This is a smart man right? That piece of paper. Yeah, I'm not fucking lugging a piece of paper But then he was just like I need more than one. I need a quart of papers He was like using like liquid terms for paper It's so fun just to sit back They're great. They are great. Oh, okay. Let's spin the wheel All right, and soon someone's gonna have live and I Yeah Love you guys, see you tomorrow, bye.