Tarot, Ghosts & Past Lives feat. Monét X Change

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Smirnoff. Oh, and one more shot to just make it extra spooky and fun. One shot of vodka. Okay. And to make it extra fun, though, a couple swashes of grenadine, you see. Obviously. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. You know I love grenadine. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, and then watch this. Oh, that looks so good. Okay. Cherry counter. Boom. Two. With a fork. Your bartender who's doing one cherry at a time, like simply. I'm trying to. Sorry. And a little splash of club soda. This right now? Girl. Girl. Cheers. Okay. Cheers. Cheers. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's tasty. That's good. I mean, that's just absolutely delicious. That's really good. Don't play with me. It's delicious. Yeah. Just always doing their big one. Guys, if you want to celebrate like us, stock your fridge with a pack of crisp, cold Smirnoff Ice and enjoy. Available at local retailers 21 plus. And if you want to celebrate like me, get your very own Smirnoff Ice bottle costume on shop.smirnoff.com. Thank you to Smirnoff Ice, and please drink responsibly. We just love it. We just love y'all horribly. Oh, my God, guys. Oh, my God. Happy Halloween. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. Girl, what's going on? They tried to put me in Grindr jail. No. Wow. And I escaped. And are you guilty, though? I am very guilty. Well, simply. Well, it's simple. No, but we can hold you here for a little bit. You know what I mean? Like, we'll do our thing. Okay, please. Yes. I mean, I'm. Do we even say, like, what can we say other than thank you for all that you've done? Oh, stop. I've done literally nothing. Well, and. Well, no. Because you be grinding. Don't play. Don't pay your Grindr like that. And we're just absolutely just honored to have you here. Thank you. Well, thank y'all for having me on your show. This is great. Girl, we're shaking. What the fuck? I'm like, girl, don't talk to us like that. We're just two bats and an ex-con chilling. Well, we all end up in the same place, don't we? Honestly. Honestly. So it's just, like, not even. Yeah. We're just playing with some potions, turned ourselves into some bats. Right. Put on a little. Do you notice anything? Did you notice that we. The kitty cat. Yeah. Well, and is this actually a kitty cat wig for real, though? Okay, it's so funny you say that. Bob and I just got into, like, a drag-out, scream-out, like, argument about kitty cat And was it on mic or no? Were you guys recording? We were recording. And I'll be there. Okay, thank God. Because, so, as the pioneer of the. Literally, when you search the word kitty cat wig on Google, my image pops up, okay? Don't make us back up. You can fact-check. You can fact-check, honey. You can fact-check. Check the receipts, baby. You know we got below the top. Type in kitty cat wig, and what does. Oh, drag, thank you. And what. Not even drag, just kitty cat wig. Well, it's a good meeting. Don't even put the. Whose picture is that? Thank you. Thank you. Monet for the fucking exchange. You paid all those cats to dust, but period. Oh, my God, cats with wigs on. I'm like, oh, you're paying them all to dust. It's crazy. But, yeah. The cats found, like. No, it's awkward. Oh, my God, that is funny. So, a kitty cat wig is something like this. A short, like, pixie cut wig, right? Yeah. Someone's auntie. But a finger wave is not a kitty cat wig. Because a kitty cat wig is the style. Yeah. A finger wave is a finger wave. Yeah. And y'all agree or no? With the moves. I do, but I'm a little nervous to say that on camera. Because I don't know what email we're going to get. So, I don't know. I guess it's up to discretion. Yeah, I think a finger wave is not a kitty cat. No, I think finger wave is a process, too. Yeah, it's a process, the whole thing. Like, you want to, like, have the moves. Exactly. Kitty cat wig, you just pull out a purse. No, that's exactly what happened this year. No, and that's exactly, because I'm like, girl, like, honestly. But y'all look cute, though. Oh, wait, okay. Thank you. The kitty cats look cute. It's a little, like, it feels a little Michelle Obama becoming. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Becoming her. Becoming, and it's just kind of like, I don't know. But I was in traffic, like, honestly, I'm not even going to hold you. Like, with this wig on, I was serving, like. Yes, honey. I was like, get the, like, stop. Yes, stop. Well, I am new to watching Drag Race, and I'm just, I've started the journey. Okay, what season did you start on? That's very important. Well. What was your gateway season? Five. Okay, that's a great season. Yeah, five, six, seven, eight. That's Jinx, Detox. Six, seven, eight. Oh, yeah. Roxy. Well, and I will say, my friend is a no-spoiler. Like, she don't even want to know, like, what color the main character's wearing type. Okay, okay. So, she's on ten. You're on ten right now. Yes, and so, girl, you're taking it right now. Thank you. You are. Well, I see, well, I see. Taking it is a very interesting phrasing for me on season ten, particularly. Well, yes. I think I was taking it in personality. Diplomatic. Diplomatic. In fashion? Yes. But I feel like you come as you are. Yes. I do come as I am. And you know what? I respect season ten, Monet, because I was just, again, this is my first time on TV. I was so green. I was like, I'm just going to come on TV and be me, and we'll see what happens. But that's, like, all you can do. Exactly. Yeah. That's all you can do. As a first-time watcher, I will say that you have the most, like, I feel like I would come to you. Like, I would feel safe with you in the workroom. Okay, word. And this morning, I was like, okay, let me try drag makeup. And everyone was like, this is your normal beat. Fuck. Okay, and that, though, being tone positive, like, sound, you know what I mean? Like, sound off in the comments, because y'all know my friend has, you beat. Yeah. Oh, no, you. And that's a compliment. The face is stunning. It's beat, babe. Well, and it's always beat. Also, the, just the, I can tell, just the, the, the engineering, the bone structure is just there. No, simply. No, it's simple. It's really simple. No, like, literally watching Plastic Tiara, like. No, well. Oh, my God. We just did a video on my, on my channel for Halloween. That's out this week, actually. Oh, and what's the video? Oh, I'm fucking the fuck up. We, we went to Spirit Halloween. Okay, simply. And we did our entire face with just Spirit Halloween makeup. Now, the thing about Plastic Tiara is that she's a stunningly beautiful woman, right? Yeah. Well, yeah. Gorgeous. Perfect. Yeah. So, I'm like, oh, this is my chance to make her look like the ugly troll I want her to look like. I'm like, I'm gonna ugly Plastic Tiara up. Yeah. The way she took that cheap Spirit makeup and became, I was like, how did you, it's insane what she did with her makeup. No, I, it's gagged. It's too much. It's truly scientific. Like, at that point, it doesn't even matter what you're doing it with. It is. Well, literally, this morning, I bought, like, Elmer's glue for the first time in my life. Oh, it's like glued on your eyebrows? I didn't. Well, and then, like, it's hard. I was like, well, I put down the powder. I, like, glued it down, you know, whatever, weighted, put down the powder. And then she was like, okay, and add foundation on top. And I was like. Okay, so that is, like, making it a little crumbly. That's the oatmeal, though. You see that. Yeah, there is definitely a finesse and a, but after you do it a few times, you'll get it. And see, I'm gonna have to practice. Thank you. No, and it will get done. Yeah. You can take it. I have to tell y'all, this is a reveal costume from a Cardi B number I did a few years ago. I'm seeing the snaps. So, if y'all see something, don't say nothing, girl. Well, that's for the Patreon. Well, I'm blurred on the Patreon. This might have to go on Xtube. Right. Well, and you be in the gym, Bootsy Basito. Oh, yeah, you don't play. Like, sad. Well, and that's how, really, what inspired my drag journey was I watched you on Traitors. Oh, Traitors. I love that show. I love that show. Can I say? It's so fun. I mean, like, how does it feel to live my dream? Yeah. Traitors, of all the reality shows I've done so far, Traitors is by far the most fun I've ever had filming a show. Because I'm telling y'all, production, they take that shit. Can I say shit? Yeah. Oh, girl, you can say shit. So seriously, like from the time you get there, it's all about secrecy and you're covered in blindfolds and like, and, and you're like the, the, the, the, the air of mystery is so thick in there. So like I used to watch a show, but like these celebrities really need to go touch grass because it ain't that serious. No one's dying. And cut to me first day, people are dying. No, people are dying. People are going to be murdered. It's really crazy. Also just overnight, these celebrities become like Sherlock Holmes. They're walking around like she's breathing weird. I think she's a traitor. I'm like, she has asthma. She has. Well, and that would be me. And oh, just wheezing the house fucking down. Well, and that's the other thing too, because you were like the muscle, you know, I was literally like, oh, Monet. Well, simply, simply, no, I feel like all the challenges you were literally like, boom. I sure was, honey. You know, I was like, let me, let me, let me get up in this Barry's bootcamp before I come over here to Scott. Well, not Barry's. So we know Barry's bootcamp had you like. Barry's is crazy. Can I tell you the red light of Barry's really be making me think that I'm like that girl. Yeah. Like that room at the red light. It's like, oh my God. I'm like in the mirror just staring at myself running like, oh my God, he's hot. Right. Well, that's why they do it. No, but I, but the missions also, I feel like the missions are way easier than like traitors. Missions are not hard. It's like run across this field and put those, put a, a, a, a, a lock on the basket. Both of you do assume run across this field. No, I'm like, oh, okay. They would have been like, Dom was breathing really happy during the challenge. Well, and I can power walk across the field. But like the second mission, the one where we had to like, where people were sitting on the chariots and we had to like run those chariots and fish those physically. So we were doing it so fast. After the second stop, they were like, guys, please slow down. You guys are going through the challenge too fast. Please slow down. The Barry's. Well, and that's the Barry's. That's the Barry's. Because you were carrying the wagon. Whoa. You know, I drag a wagon. Girl, bye. Well, you have to do both at the same time. No, that's great. That is so. And honestly, the one question I have for you genuinely is just out of all of the things that you do for real, like reality TV, the opera of it all, the drag, like the interviewing. What's your favorite thing to do? I think if I had to really look at what I really love is the interviewing. I really love talking to people. And I'm like genuinely curious about what people have going on. Yeah. I really love talking to people and like talking about that shit and playing games and being silly. Like I'm sure y'all love, y'all just love to talk. Well, we do love to talk. Right. Okay. Were y'all the types that like you always get the thing, the thing on your report card, but you won't, won't shut up. Don't stop talking. I had to move them. Just undiagnosed. Like, no, like bad. Same. Yeah. For real. For real. Same. So yes, every single report. Yes. I think, I think interviewing is one of my favorite things. Wait, that's everything. So like, that's why I love my show when they talk. So I really get to like, I get to curate whoever I have on there. Like I just had one of my, okay. Oh my God. Can I tell y'all something? Yeah. I've been parasocially obsessed. Oh my God. I keep on saying this on interviews. She's going to see it. It's going to be so awkward. Obsessed. His name is Dr. Starkid. Have y'all seen him? No. Dr. Starkid on, on reels, Tik TOK, whatever. He's this like beautiful astrophysicist. Oh my God. And he is so hot and he's so, so smart. A Starkid. Sorry. Yeah. His name is Dr. Starkid, but like go to like his images. Like he's like this astrophysicist, but like he wears like reels and he's just like so smart. And I am, I had him on my podcast and I just could not. Oh, you already had him on your podcast. I had him. But the whole time I'm trying not to goon talking to him. I like talking to him. No, like sunglasses on like girls. And like the night before I'm doing all this research. No, he's T. Oh shit. I'm doing all this research. So I saw him smart in the interview. So in, so in the interview, I'm saying all these things like words. I maybe, I didn't know how to pronounce it properly. And it was just like, so I get to have people that I want on my podcast. We just talked about the stars and the universe and astrology and everything for like an hour. And I was just like, oh, marry me Dr. Starkid. Did you retain anything? No. Interesting. Oh, perfect. I did retain a moist seat. Right. Well, simply, well simply. You're just like salty and gorgeous. No, and it's, and it's like that. Interviewing is hard though. It really is. To be honest. People think it's easy. It's not easy. Oh, we, we notoriously, no. We fucking kiki like too nasty. Yeah. Well, I feel like also too for us, like we genuinely have on people that we know we would get along with. Yeah. Cause I do think we have a fear of like someone who like we j'adore. Like you are taking it Netflix top everything. Right. Right. Like your pussy bill, all this. Your pussy bill, all this. But then, you know, we come, we're like, and they're like, what the fuck did you just fucking say? Same though. Same though. It happens sometimes. And it's like you're afraid you're going to get someone that you really wanted to have. Yeah. I'm like, what if the interview is just a dud and it's just like, you're like, oh, this is a weird, awkward moment. You're like, fuck. Well, you know what it is. Yeah. I mean, it is what it is, I guess, at the end of the day. Yeah. But we be keeping it friends and family. Who's y'all like, who's y'all, if you could like take a magic wand from Bellatrix Lestrange or Voldemort, one of them hoes, and you could, and you could manifest your, your, like your top tier. This is our most iconic guest we want to have. Who would that like your North star guest be? Your biggest get. You would die to have. I mean, like, we're not even going to glaze. You're like one of them. You're one of them. Stop. Oh, for sure. Okay. Okay. Excluding me. Okay. Katya. Katya. Katya. And that I will say, I literally never get starstruck ever. Like, I'm very like, oh, you know, we're humans. We all live and die. Like, I'm very like, I can stem be like, like, I have the delusion that like, if Harry, if I met Harry Styles, like the man that I was like wallpaper, like every day, I could still be like, hi, we separate the art and the artists. Like, you know, it's not your fault that you were looking fine on my fucking phone. I mean, you know. It's not your problem. Simply not our fault. It's just like ours. But for some reason, the one we met Katya out in the wild just one time at this little event, I literally was like, really Katya. She's she's so sweet. I love Katya so much. And I love that. I love her. And I honestly like praise to be, you know what I mean? What you see on TV and stuff is truly just how she is. Like that Katya is this weird, kooky person, just serious, weird shit. Yeah. She's just a strange human being. Yeah. But in the most loving way, I love, love, love that girl. So I've been doing this thing recently with like, you know, friends. And, uh, and all the, and well, the girls I, I call sister. Cause like, not everybody from drag. They're like, it's like my sister's bitching on my sister. You're my co-worker. We worked at the same McDonald's for a year. No, it's simply. Well, and it was at a year. Yeah. But Katya is really, Katya is really a sister, right? So all the girls in my contacts that are sisters, I just call them like in the past year, I just like randomly, like just cold call and be like, Hey girl. And then it was like, what do you want? I'm like, well, I'm just calling to say hi. They're like, why are you calling? I know people don't call each other anymore. They don't. I'm calling them. Violet was like, Oh, Monet. I know this is you. Just I'm not, it's not for YouTube videos. I'm just literally called to say hello. God forbid. Girl community's dead. Did you guys see that TikTok? I did. Did you see that video? There's a video of this girl from New York being like, well, New York, you know, if you got 300 square feet, but no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But she was, she was saying, um, that it's rude if someone wants this. Cause I, you know, Harry Styles has his residency right now. And so she was saying like, Oh, like, I think it's so rude to ask. Be a friend of someone and be like, can I stay with you? Cause I want to go to a concert or like there's an event happening in my. Oh, if you're my friend. If you're my F R. I'm not her end. If you're my friend. I love the pause after the person says, if you're fine and I'm going to end right there. Everyone acted like you fell everything down. If you're my F R end, like stop. That take was actually like, it was very demonic. He was very, yeah, that's crazy. You're my friend. You 100%. Like I, I, I, one of my best friends, DeJuan, shout out to DeJuan. We've been best friends since freshman year of college. He's like, I, I, he just comes to stay with me for like a month or two at a time. I am that kind of, I love that. I'm in my house with myself. I'm like, please come, come and spend time with me. And I, I, I believe him so much. He's finally moving here from New Jersey. That's how, that is like the best feeling in the fucking world. Yeah. It is shrouded in some like parents. If it's like, come and like, take care of his dad over here and stuff like that. But it's like, he's like helping ushering it in though. Yeah. Yeah. Which is serious. You don't have the key of a lifetime staying with me. Well, anybody that comes to California, I'm sorry. Like, I know like I'm biased. Cause like I was born and bred here type, but like, she's going to take it every time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. As someone born and raised in New York and I live here now, I 100% agree. And New York. I love living in LA. I love living in LA. I love living in LA. Girl, thank, well, yeah. To quote you, 300 square feet, girl. I'm like. 300 square feet. Like, I do understand. Like, I'd be like, okay, so you, should you lay on top of me? Like, where's the overlap? We could go head to feet. We go head to feet. Head to feet. We have to go head to feet. Real fucking bad. Cause I'm like, okay, that's like nasty, you know? But I feel like the sentiment, I would always be like, girl, if there's square foot. Well, if there's a square foot and you pay for the city, they say, or whatever they say. You know? Allegedly. I mean, don't get me wrong. I do think New York is the greatest city in the world. Yeah. I do think so. But I love living, living in LA. My quality of life has gone up. It's very chill vibes. It's chill. We're very chill. I just love it. Like, I, LA is, is the tea. How long have you lived here for? I moved here March 21. Oh, okay. So, so five, so five and a half years. Almost, almost six years. Oh my gosh. That's, yeah. And honestly, it went by so fast. No. Yeah. That's like LA timing goes by so quick. It truly does. I'm like, I lived here for five years already. That seems so crazy. Well, you also are like doing everything. Yeah. Well, aren't you doing everything? True. Do you find peace at times? Ooh. And how do you find rest? Like, honestly, because it's just like. Trying to learn something. No, I'm like asking. asking for somebody that we know um i find rest with frank jared uh michael harry although all of them we can't get him out of our mouth no i think i find rest the most i i'm a big gamer i love getting and playing games like i'm playing through the wolverine game right now shout out to all y'all um and yeah i like playing video games marvel rivals smash brothers like i just playing video games is my like just sitting at home on the couch me and my um hairless cool kind of hairless cat colleen child ask about miss colleen miss colleen is a mess oh well but like the oil secretion so like naturally okay so here's the thing so i got so i don't want to hear from y'all well we've been on cat talk lately i have y'all because i'm thinking i love oh really far in advance far like far okay so here's the thing i'm allergic to cats right so in the research they're like i need if you want to get a cat you get a hypoallergenic cat which is a sphinx got a sphinx cat come to find out a hypoallergenic cats are not a thing it's it's it's it's fake because yeah it's no it's in it's in the saliva and so because hairy cats lick themselves it spreads it over the thing which which is what you're reacting to but with my cat colleen she get like sphinxes are notoriously very affectionate so her thing like she just loves being on you and like licking all over your face and your body all the time so for the first month i had my cat i'm not kidding you my eyes were red i was sick for about 30 days oh my god but then i got over it yeah yeah and then i just take a zyrtec every day and i'm fine oh yeah to this day okay no worry have you heard aller tech what the hell is that okay god bless you okay i think that's a queen from san francisco all right all attack welcome to the stage all attack well i tried it for the first time i don't know if it's like a specific brand or if it's like costco kirkland like i don't know can it kirkland but i am allergic to cats the house motherfucking down like bitch i'm like like you know what's it what's the veruca salt where she is she the one who goes oh and willy wonka it's miss the other one it doesn't matter anyways the sporty one let's focus let's focus on the fact that i literally am unwell and the only thing that's ever worked is aller tech and is it a daily or can you you can take it daily but i feel like for the quick doses of when i go to my friends houses with cats specifically it always works no matter what i'm gonna need to hit that well you know my so also so the long of that is um when i came to la i was like i'm gonna be like more holistic i'm like healthy i'm like really like know my body right la so i went to very la very so i went to an allergist oh yes they did the whole thing they did they prick you with like 80 things and you see what you i do want to get that yeah you see what you react to yeah so my top four the thing is what the only four things i'm allergic to number one is horses okay and like things in that like horses donkeys deer like that kind of that kind of thing okay then it's um rats and mice okay yes well we all well at least you'll know at least you'll know and then so when he's like just by just by uh uh chance are you from new york i was like yeah he was like a lot of new yorkers are allergic to rats and mice i'm like that's crazy they literally are our neighbors yeah those are your girls literally it is bubonic and then three is dogs and then four is cats that's me so my last partner he was like hey like because he had a dog he was like you know i think that we should get you allergy shots i'm like i want to do allergy shots yeah i'm like i don't know what they're putting in me which i don't i which i i i take back is it holistic or is it not let the audience decide so then trinity the tuck and i we were doing uh we're doing this this uh we're shooting a sizzle or pilot for this reality show tlc tlc wanted to do when the shop around so we're with this production company this was like four years ago so we're with this production company this was like no but the tlc shop is just everything literally girl the amount of sizzles and pilots have done that have never become anything but that's why they have the hitters because they do everything they try everything it's so annoying though everything one time i did one with when i was like we were making over dogs and like it was like it was like a shree makeover for dogs it was so weird okay wait it was it was stupid i do you want to watch that kind of show we watch shout out girl with dogs and girl with dogs that's true that would have been y'all would have had it because the person she's like she's like very like butt into the top trench coat like canadian queen you know but i feel like with your commentary it would have been taking it to the next level and she'd be strict too like she closes the cage and she'll either go thank you come again or she goes don't come again if my badass dog was on there i'd be like um oh oh that's not okay so oh so we're filming this this this um this isn't real and then so one of the shots we went we went to temecula california and they have like a lot of vineyards out there so one shots of us um on horses riding through this through this vineyard but and i knew i was allergic to horses i'm like maybe i'll just i thought it'd be like a cat i'll be a little itchy whatever girl girl we're on this horse and i'm feeling itchy and i'm like trinity turns around because she was on her horse she's like money how are you feeling back the girl i'm like i'm feeling good she turns around she goes oh my god i was like what she was like girl your face they had to run and give me an epi pen because i was having like i was having trouble breathing and everything but i was like i'll be fine i'm like and it has to give me epi pen like they ran to give me epi pen and be like i'm glad they had an epi pen i know i could have died for anything for a tlp pilot and they would have paid you fucking dust they would have been like anyway honestly that's what i should have sent it through oh my god yeah so don't put me around horses or something like that that is so crazy know that yeah the allergens are fucked up but we're gonna work through wait i do have to go back to you talking about gaming because i was like a sleeper gamer back in the day but have you played god of war okay so i think god of war ragnarok is one of the greatest games of all time it is so good the story is like it's so good it's such a great game i've played through twice already have you played ragnarok before have you played ragnarok have you played any of the assassin creed games no i've never played any of those should i get into those oh if you love ragnarok like you should play assassin's creed it's the same vibe like and the stories are like fucking crazy signs to deliver i'm gonna do it oh my god you have to like literally the stories are insane gotcha so good yeah but the thing is like games like that like as a kid i thought they were so like butch i wouldn't want to play them so i'll be like the girl like laura crofting it you know what i mean i want to do it you remember when she was like climb the thing do like the handstand i was like i want to be bad you're like no i want to be like come on stop like my outfit bt right instead of like a cake no like the cat suit but now i'm like a fully realized adult person i'm like let me go back to like the butch boy games and play those now they were so t-tonic too so nice to like play that for the first time yeah they have like storylines yeah down oh my gosh it's so good and if you love god of war i like crave that feeling and that's how i feel about assassin's creed it's literally so good like they'd be in the vatican they'd be in like the revolutionary war oh we're time traveling yeah oh he's he's a time traveler yeah so like the tea is essentially this one guy's line of ancestors were a part of us like this group of assassin okay and this like secret you know illuminati group that's trying to like ruin the world type shit it's trying to find him so they can like go back in his memories and like unlock the secrets of the universe type shit and essentially he plays as his ancestors throughout time and it's like different like things happening and like different like people in the world and it's like all vikings i even think they have like an egyptian one it's actually really tea i heard and they were in the vatican for like a couple years right like the pope they were talking like something bad y'all are bad the illuminati right do y'all do y'all believe in in multiple lives like do you feel like this is your first like reincarnation shit like do you feel like this is your first universe or you've existed before this and i'm standing at the fork in the road where this is either about to get really dark or like really not um i mean sure um okay i think i was definitely here before okay t uh-huh i feel like i was um a dung beetle are you serious i'm dead ass wait why do you feel that way i don't know i just feel like i just used to just be rolling around uh pushing my shit with my kids see with my kids with my kids i really feel like i was a dung beetle maybe like about about a century or two ago okay wow like the thought of a century is about to make me throw up but don't worry um i do god i do okay and this is life number i think i'm on life four okay oh but i can't remember the ones before the dung beetle i think it was it was giving a little medieval times but i don't know for sure my dreams have you seen um a medium before or are you like into any of that okay so i think that there are people who are more in tune with the sixth sense which i think is that like yeah medium thing like i know what you did last you know what i mean because here's the thing i do think in as it pertains to reincarnation like previous lives i do think energy is like very real yeah like like it is a fact that we all have energy yeah bouncing around through us everything in here energy i do think energy does transfer so i feel like when when we say we live the past life it was the energy from that life so i think that mediums can be in tune with that as opposed to them being like he's in the room with us and he says hug him and he's hugging you right now i don't think they'd be seeing all that i think you can feel energy and you can feel that stuff But when they try to give it real, almost tangible evidence of it existing, then I'd be like, girl. You'd be in the tarot or no? I never had my tarot read before. Really? Okay, girl. Cool, interesting. Have you seen a good medium before? So, when I have my talk show, the exchange rate. Because nobody wants to keep a talk show alive anymore. I know. And whoever's ready to step up and do Wendy for real, I know. I know the girls are upset. I know. And I know you will take pitchforks simply. But whoever wants to stand up and put on the crown, don't let me know. But yes, never forget the exchange rate, girl. So, when I had the exchange rate, I had Teresa Caputo on my show. She's a long island medium. She didn't tear? Well, she came over and she was saying stuff and I was like, I know. I was like, girl. Oh, you got it. You got it. But the tea is, I felt so pressured because she was there. So, I was like, I was kind of like, I can't be like, that's completely wrong. So, now I feel, if I did it today, I'll be like, girl, no. But it was like my talk show. I didn't want to like have this awkward situation. So, I was like, maybe I think, yeah, I think I did. Yeah, oh my God. Yeah, generally. But if I'm being super honest right now with my 2026 brain as an adult, it was very like. Oh my God. Teresa. So, I think that's what turned me off to the whole medium thing. Okay. Because I was going to say. I've seen a medium who's also from Long Island, but she's. Teresa. Teresa. Literally. Babudo like girl. Babudo. And Teresa Babudo, she's like, she's everything. But she works with the FBI and she like solves like a bunch of cold cases and stuff. And so, yeah, she like works with, you know, with the government, the government, the government and stuff. But I did a reading with her a long time ago for a friend's YouTube channel. And she like clocked crazy fucking teeth, like things that no one else would know. Like, okay, not to get dark, but because we're going to bring it back up. But she like clocked my dad dying type shit that it came out of nowhere. Like he passed in a car crash and she was like, Hey girl, like some dark shit's coming up. Like she prepped me for it. And she was like, this is when it's good. This is the month. Like the month was accurate. Yes. Oh, to the fucking tee. And she was like, when it happens, just remember me and remember that you're going to survive. You're going to be okay. And then she predicted this podcast. No. Yes. And she was like, oh, it's going to be like amazing. It's going to be all these things, whatever, long story short. And just know that like the, the year my dad died, she was like, you're going to be like, why the fuck did this bitch say like the best years of my life are coming when like horrible shit has happened. And then no, she's clocked T all the time. See that, that, that sounds interesting to me. And it's really interesting and it's really T because for her, like she comes from a very like place. Like she's not just like, like, I feel like she's very like, I'm just like, I be seeing shit. I be hearing shit. And I feel like everything she's ever told me has like always come true, which is like scary even. Yeah. Um, like it's a little gaggy, like even my girlfriend, she was like, oh, you're going to Colorado. I didn't have a trip plan to Colorado, but she was like, you're going to Colorado. And after that trip, you'll, um, you'll be in a relationship. And then I, my friend who's from Colorado was like, wait, you should come. And then I was like, oh, she said that was going to happen. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, I'm going to come next month. You met your girlfriend in Colorado? Or the next month after I went on that trip. That wasn't planned. No, it'd be serious. Like that. Like she, right. Right. But she talked about past lives and spirit guides and all the things. And I felt like that was the first time I ever thought about the idea of like, okay, what's a past life? Well, here's my thing about like, if we, if we have like, like ghosts and stuff, like the ghosts and stuff running around. So like, they're just like trapped here. Just like just existing here for how long? Every single time. T. People are like, no, you like, they'll be there for you. And I'm like, okay, so here's the thing. Like, I'm going to be invested in, well, mind you, will I have kids? So now it's awkward. Cause now I'm hella just like, what y'all do? Hey, what y'all? Oh, okay. I don't know. It's like, okay, so even if I had kids, so I would watch over my kids, kind of disinterested by their kids. And after that, it's like, what am I doing? You're like, I don't care about, I don't know these little motherfuckers. Simply what am I doing? Yeah. Yeah, like two generations. I do not know these people. I'm like, when I tell you, like my drag name is like existential, like Daredina, like, I don't even know. Cause like me and Dredd, like we'd be like tight. So I've, oh, I've thought about every single thing, you know? And I'm like, so love, love the dragon fly love, you know, they come back in the trees and the , but I'm just like, for me, like, um, yeah, I don't know if it's like often off. I'm coming back to like, like I'm about to be in Burbank. Like, damn, like TJ Maxx, like overpopulation to the thing. So let's say all of us have spirit guys has spirit guys. So essentially this, we are, the fire marshal will shut us down if they could see into the spirit realm. Oh yeah. No, we'd be, you know what I mean? It's just like, so this is all in here. Just cramped up watching over us forever. Yeah. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. Do they often opt out though? Right. When I, when I'm going to have a hookup, they're like, okay, we'll be back in 25 minutes. We're not going to watch this part. Right. And then a bottle shatters. You're like, okay, get out. Get the fuck out. Like you gotta go. No, but no. Some of the girls be top 10. Yeah. Yeah. We have the other tarot reader too. She a little more like on her chill shit, but she also be like, no, she's predicted like everything. Okay. Well, can you link me with her? I want to, I want to send her number your way now. It's giving MLM at this point because it came from shout out Keelan, who Keelan also says hi. Like you don't even know. You just don't even know. Um, no. He was like, wait. I was on FaceTime anyway. It doesn't matter. Um, shout out Keelan. Like he's in London. Thank you for calling me. Like, love you sister. Um, but Keelan's family knew her. And then when he moved to LA, he started getting rings from her and then I started getting rings from her. And then we started telling like every single person we know because she was actually like, she was like, she was like, oh, you're about to hook up with the guy who has like this color card, this color hair, like that. And it'll be that accurate. Oh, she'll be like, Oh, I, he was bald. Does that make sense? He was bald. He was bald. Because no. and i was like what color is their car she told me t happened a couple days later gaggy and i knew Like in a serious way. Like in a serious way. in that moment i was like oh it's on okay i need i need i need she's everything i know she has a crow that'd be like a real pro oh the crow be like hey we're like in her house yeah we call her we call her yeah it's a phone call like it's very girl y'all know she's got a little crow button like girl no and the crow the crow when she spells see the crow be like no girl y'all this is theater But let me tell you something though, like even if it, you know, like honestly, no, she's, she's, she predicted my boyfriend too, like it was a whole fucking thing. Okay, well I need to. And she predicted the podcast too. She did. Okay, I need to, I need to, I need to meet this, this Tara though because I want to like, I want to use it for, for, for like love and also maybe like professional stuff because I have my. Oh, professional stuff is really helpful. I'm taking my, I'm taking my comedy special at the Dynasty Typewriter in LA. In LA? Yes, on November 22nd. If y'all want to come, I'll get y'all tickets. Are you serious? Stop it. You know me. Are you serious? I would love that. So that's like literally her fucking name. Oh, I would love that. I don't make sure to heckle. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll heckle for the drama. So I want, maybe she'll tell me like if it's going to be, like I wouldn't want to. I'll send you her number right after this. Oh, yeah. I'm obsessed with your language. Oh. It's like, no, I'm like obsessed. It's very just like. I live. It's very like, it's an abstract sort of. I love it. Well, it's how we talk. Like we used to talk like that in New York a lot and Bobby used to make fun of me because I would like, like what the fuck does that mean i'm like it means like as is all linguistic exactly but yeah no yeah the girls be wanting definitions and i'm like we don't have any literally that's like i would say the number one comment that we get when we get like rogue new people who just aren't like on the same like wavelength they'll be like genuinely what the fuck did i just like what the fuck did they just say for two hours i'm like and i like truly forgot i already said that so i'm like i just am feeling awful i'm feeling awful about that yeah and it's just horrible like i'm feeling god awful and i'm feeling sick and i'm feeling sick about it and i'm just like guys like i didn't mean for that to happen that way like truly are y'all trick-or-treaters no well are we allowed to be or like well i've never trick-or-treated ever in my life wait how do you feel about disneyland okay and i literally was about to say well and here's the thing because like i said it's very friends and family like don't play with us because like we might be like the five percent of la bitches that be like no one when we make a plan we're like following through so don't say yes to no shit you don't want to well it's all i'm saying bring this up disneyland specifically because they have a thing called the oogie boogie bash and you get a trick or treat like dead the phone bad like you can run it around as many as you want like like candy the - The house down. - And this is on Halloween? - No, no. - Throughout the Halloween season. - Girl, Disney, it started in July. They were like, y'all wanna trick-or-treat, right? 300, 300. - I've only been to Disney one time, because the rides are so boring. - Land? - Here's the thing, though. - The one here in LA, that's Disneyland, yeah, yeah. - You're trying to get your neck. - No, well. the tina no no because nobody wants to just do like it's it's genesee qua uh-huh it is it's the fantasy the janty it's you're putting a crown on and they will put glitter on you if you ask them to and then it's just like do you want like a pretzel bun with like garlic with the garlic cheese bread maybe a dotsworth i want i do want to have a turkey leg thing the turkey leg the lemon pepper on the way home the lemon pepper turkey there's a lemon pepper turkey honey you honey i'm black black you got me a lemon pepper babe you can eat that in the car right home love a lemon pepper anything not will not allow you put lemon pepper on something i'm eating it oh simply they're lemon pepper i'd be like eating the lemon pepper turkey like that shit's so good no like it's like really serious but no very the lemon pepper is so good no and like simply like high wing stuff like hi um no it's actually one of those things though where i will say i think disney is more like um disneyland as a concept is more of a barometer for your ability to just like let go and let go yeah like hashtag let go because it's not like it's not serving you the one two three it's not serving you the like boom boom well some of them a little bit oh yeah not too much even in like that like that like that what's it it's a small world like the ride just seems so and that's how i know you ain't seasoned babe yeah i haven't talking about that shit on the front cover yeah we need to open the book no i'm serious because girl when they put you on the when they put you on the boat uh-huh with miniatures and you grow you cruise around at five an hour and you had two beers i'm atlas no i'm i'm atlas in wonderland truly like it's serious i think that you would enjoy because you like the action like have you been to you have you seen the star wars land i didn't go to star wars land but i've never seen star wars okay okay well neither i did like the incredible coaster okay that was fun did you do the um tower of terror guardian guardian of the galaxy that was great too you live yeah honey well and that tells me exactly yeah well and you know i like thrills yeah okay did you do the uh the goofy the goofy sky school coaster i don't think because that one's rickety right if you want real thrills people are falling out of roller coasters i'm like how bad do you want it i'm and no and that's how i know i'm like i'm chugged i'm serious i saw those articles i was like is it worth it yeah i just don't know yeah have you seen the universals new coaster no that's the furious can we pull you were just a halloween horror night yeah but but they wouldn't let anyone onto that one it was like closed that night oh yeah they won't let anyone onto that one oh y'all really wait um did you do the houses that halloween horror night yes which one did you do hellraiser was great i didn't go when i didn't go in any so perfect i she did a mukbang we tan my our friend tanner and i filmed girl they had us in sinners bitch sinners was great they had me bent over bitch like flies or whatever that was crazy yes um ozzy i didn't i didn't do ozzy oh that was a serious one is it really yeah i heard that he's like jumping out of you i'm like i don't know if i want to see jumping out jumped out at so much i literally on the set like literally it's on camera i can show you after it's it's yeah yeah i was like sometimes you have to sit down which i'm like did the family get permission for this they had to if someone has rights to his image i don't think you need permission i don't know though this is this is all conjecture allegedly harris i don't know covering all our bases well at the end it was like they did pay homage like they have a picture of him and they're like ripped to the legend okay work and that would have been tlc when you died on that damn wall it's like all right rip um yeah girl i will say though did you eat anything um no we just drank we just drank didn't eat anything nobody wants to eat these days and this is the disconnect with disney too it's like nobody wants to think about i know you're so fucking barry's boot camp no literally like you're counting your macros and shit girl i know you're serious we'll get to that in a second i literally don't even know what a macro is but don't worry about it just like i know like you i made a judgment you do the creatine that's like i don't want it to bloat me i don't do creatine do you do cardio i do a lot of cardio do you run i do i do staring master because i want to always try to maintain the glutes oh have you ever tried to like just run though oh yeah i used to i have a treadmill at the house i run at home i'll do so when i'm like really feeling it i'll like i do my pattern is four minutes on 15 inch on 15 incline four minutes uh uh at at uh three point three point nine and then one minute at six point seven and i just so i alternate back and forth to kind of keep my heart rate going up and down okay can i ask you something about 15 minutes i'm actually being so dead serious though like in a real way but do you suffer no really i really don't are your thoughts loud so yeah so i'm in my girl i do i have a treadmill in my garage and i just put the music on a garage i've heard of those no i heard that i've heard it so loud and i'm just like screaming my my my face off to whatever i want to listen to like adela i was just like screaming to adela listen to music like just run it just it just it's just my own little world for like 20 minutes that makes sense why you want and it feels good like this is crazy like right play play play the tape right the fast oh is this okay this is the fast and the furious yeah and it goes over the side of the hill oh this you know oh this is the one that um everyone in apparently the people in taluka lake are complaining about this ride because it's too loud oh yeah yeah it's like a whole thing can i ask you another question yes you're a millennial right uh-huh well you it's okay to be a millennial who's asking honestly like all shades of gen z like millennials are the last people to have fun the last people to have fun you think so we're like we don't have any fun i'm like look we don't have any fun like everyone's trying to wear like a gunny socks dress to like the girls don't be going out they don't that's the thing yeah y'all don't go out so i i made the mistake of going to um we ho the other night yeah oh wow it's just not the same i'm more of like a go out to like silver lake or downtown because you know we get down we ho is just no we're looking for no but we ho was in we ho are the gen zers who think they're having fun but they're whack fun yeah well it's front page fun you front page fun that's where you go and like do your and you said you went to we ho last night well i will say that we ho is like a very i appreciate it for like if you want to that specific night out you can have it you can have it it because without we ho it's giving very wine bar it's giving very bucha like yeah all right but no but downtown is where it gets like nice oh yeah i haven't gone out down oh yeah they turn you inside out yeah shout out okay so we're gonna go to some warehouse parties yeah girl the circuit's out like we could we could go one for one one for one okay one warehouse party one day hopper and i'm dead oh and you think i'm not serious i'm dead ass oh okay we're shaking on it oh no worries i know you're coming to oh no worries oh no worries that's fine oh perfect okay great okay well y'all have that on camera the warehouse parties do you like who grabbed me it is key though but it's key i haven't been in a long time i think i'm like you know what the world is we don't know what's about to happen yeah whatever the world is i'm like i'm gonna ride this motherfuckers until the wheels fall off have a good time i'm gonna work hard have to yeah but if i'm gonna work hard i'm gonna party and play hard too you have to you have to yeah you do have to know i look at like i look at like some people like my grandmother she has been working since she was 17 years old yeah she's now 82 yeah and she still is working i'm like but at this point she's working because she like she wants to yeah because also like when like people retire i'm like what do you do do you just stay home that's been my dad when he retired watched every single season of love island every country every everything yeah he was bored as sheep really see it's like i'm like so i i feel like i will work until like i like physically probably can't because i love being busy and working yeah and on the love island tip i try to watch the uk love island what the fuck are they saying yeah you need the captions on it's like watching anime captions i'm like what are you saying and they're speaking english no well alleged they are well they're speaking the original they're speaking the original i heard it's like the best love island but i just cannot understand what these people are saying well it is because they're like serious they're like serious they're like serious they're like serious they're like serious they're and they're like it's love island like simply we must find love yeah it's also very long though did y'all watch american love island girl but they fucking play of course we did of course i mean okay so this year is my first year watching it i watched the season this was season eight with uh casey and all of them i don't know what season it is but yes it was with casey i haven't heard that okay so okay now i need to know this about y'all okay are y'all were y'all team casey and tt or anti casey and tt i think the way they came in was like a little like oh but once they like actually started like their relationship developed i was pro their relationship like i feel like tt genuinely was just like she came into a situation where she didn't know shit about shit so she was just like you know there were fighting words said and the original core four they they came in with heat for her yeah i got dropped there it cost a cost some more like but the boat dropped me off here yeah i just can't do my thing yeah it's a nightmare and also it's like you know i feel like casey specifically like he had to see like movie night did him right that movie night was crazy oh my god i mean that was one of these this season was just like Movie night every time is crazy, but that movie night was like, and it was cut up nasty too. Oh, bad. Like they had like tear streaks, but then she didn't have tear streaks. Like it was just cut up crazy as fuck. They don't care. Exactly. Then I went back and watched season seven. Huda was crazy. Oh, Hurricane Huda. Oh. Never forget. But such good television though. I love trashy, messy TV. It's my favorite thing. Oh, Love Island's your girl. Oh, I love it. USA. UK. She not really like messy like that. Also, UK doesn't get messy like America. It gets messy in its own way, but I just feel like Americans, like we, we're happy to look a fucking mess. We're happy to look a fucking disaster, actually. It's really bad. Would you, would you, would either of y'all ever go on like a Love Island situation? Wow. Oh yeah, I did audition. Well, I didn't audition. I submitted a tape, but I had bleached brows, so like immediately, no. Really? Why is that immediately, no? Because they not, they're not serving a bleached brow, bitch. But I will say, no, no, simply like Barry's Boot Camp. Why are your eyebrows? No, literally. Also though, like I, I'll say this, like, and this is on the Willy Wonka and Netflix of it all, but like, I more so, and this is the Disney too, any fantasy, I will take it there. When I got there though, I would have fucking hated everything about that, but the idea of going on Fiji late, chilling. I went to Fiji last year. It was so fun. Congratulations. Well. No, it was for the Survivor. They did like an Influencer Island. Oh my God, you did Survivor. I'm sorry, I'm pointing. Survivor fan. Influencer Island. It was so fun. And you played so bad because 48 hours on Survivor, like, was the check nasty? Well, no, you love though. Yeah, so. So fine. So they sent me the email. Y'all know we get these like random emails. You're like, this is a scam. This is not a real email. Right. But something, my spidey senses inches, we're inching? What the fuck am I saying? My spidey senses. You're like, you're serving Peter Parker. I'm like, Peter Parker right now. Like, we get it. You're not Spider-Man. It's like period. Like period. Tingling. My spidey senses were tingling. There we go. Oh, okay. And I was like, let me forward this to my agent anyway. Let me see. And it comes to find it was like a real thing. And then they brought eight of us out there and they like, we sit in this like lovely hotel. Okay. And then we did the thing for two days. And then we had like four days to just, they took us to all these like crazy, like amazing waterfalls and like things. It was really, really, really amazing. Oh, like brand trip. It was. It was basically. But they also made you suffer for a little bit. But it wasn't suffering. Okay. Here's the thing. I thought, I was like, they're bringing eight influencers to Fiji to play Survivor. They're going to take it easy on us. Girl, they gave us the real fucking experience. We sat there. Come on, Tabby's. We sat there. Fiji. On this island. It really, Jeff was, and they were telling us like they didn't plan it this way, but we ended up having one of the worst storms they had in the past 15 years of being on the show. And then, so it literally rained on us. Well, we didn't have our phones. But what they told us afterwards, it rained on us from 3 p.m. until 6 a.m. the next day. Oh, perfect. And we had just wet, soggy, and the smell that came from us eight people in that space of time was insane. It was raggedy, disgusting, nasty, and trifling. Well, can you survive? Can you survive? But I was like, you know what? Only the strongest. It really made me want to do the real show, though. Really? Yeah. You know what I was just about to say? Yeah, I was going to do the real show. You would literally. Hey, producers, are you listening? Are you watching? No, simply. Bitch, after watching you on Traitors, I literally was like, you are fucking strong and capable and you would fucking kill on Survivor. And literally, I was like, when you were on Traitors and I was watching you, I was like, if we just had, and this is like my gripe right now with like the celebrity Traitors, is they only, they keep putting only one queen. Y'all need backup. Y'all need fucking backup in the house because they have like four housewives and they can like protect each other. I'm just, you know, I'm a bystander. Literally, I'm like, you guys need like at least two of you or like three, preferably all like six, bitch. Yeah. But like, I just need like, you guys need backup because I'm like, it's literally never fair when you're just like out here and obviously everyone's going to love you and you guys are so like personable and stuff. But like, I was like, bitch, give them some backup. God damn it. It sucks. I don't know why. At least two. Like at the minute. That's literally how I feel every year. And when I was watching your season and I was like, oh my God. Like every. Every week watching you like kill the challenges, all this shit. And I was like, oh, you're like, bitch, you don't play like you're actually a good gamer for real gamer. But I literally was like, if we had one more queen to just have your back. Yeah. I really was believing you were going to make it to the finale. Truly. I really do. And the thing about that show, girl, you say one wrong thing. I know. And just like literally my undoing was in. We got to a mission and Justin passing, going to set up to start the mission. I just said, I think, I think Lisa might be a traitor. That was the one thing that was like. I accidentally said it to Candace, who was a traitor. And then that was it. I was done. My game was over. He cooked. I, that is my worst nightmare. It should have any type of social game. I can't social games are really tough, but I feel like sociable. Yeah. Oh my God. Simply. Yeah. That's what I was like saying. Cause I feel like, you know, from the seasons I've seen when like you guys, like any of the drag Queens who've come on, like you guys make friends so fast. Like everyone wants to be around you guys. Like truly. So there's that protection, but it was like, fuck. But still, I mean, it's a disadvantage to not have like interpersonal friends. Cause it's like survivor, 10 players, fucking a big brother, five players. Like they just have two, two damn figure skaters, Tara and Johnny love Island duo. Yeah. Everyone has accepted except the Queens. We have nothing. No, that's crazy. Well, and shout out Bianca girl. Good luck. I know. I'm, I'm hoping I think she might tear though, but again, though, I like to that point, it is like an actual disadvantage when you consider how everyone else is framed, where it's like, if we go in the house together, like now everybody mad. Cause obviously I'm about to be like, well, you're not like girl, you know? So it's crazy that you have to, on top of that, make friends. Ooh, that's my worst. Like if I had to make friends to survive, I would literally be like, well, I guess I gotta go. No, cause I'd be serving like, Hey, you know, like if it works, it works. If it doesn't, it's no shade. Like it's fine. And then I get voted off. I'm like, no worries. Love. No, no worries. I'm sorry. I need to see that for you. I need to see that. I need to see you on survivor. I would love to do survivor. I would love, I think I would kill. I really think I would kill. Come on, Jeff. You got my number, girl. Okay. No. And like thinking about survivor, I mean, I just personally don't know, but like, yeah, what's your sign. So I just had, um, um, Chani nickel Nicholas on my, on my podcast. She's like a really popular astrologer and she's my whole birth chart. So I'm a Pisces son. Oh, my girlfriend's a Pisces. I was going to say like immediately makes sense. I'm sorry. Really? I had just in the sense that Pisces son, I say that very, Rihanna is also Pisces simply born one day after me. Oh, Pisces son, Aries rising. That makes yeah. Sagittarius moon. Oh, wow. Okay. So that Pisces, okay. You got, I got you over here. You're you're both, you're, you're, you're, you're angry. You're happy. You're no, I'm excited for you. That makes, I'm very excited. That's the key of a lifetime. Like, yeah, like simply Aries, Sag though, the Aries rising Sagittarius moon. How do you feel like emotionally, like, how do you feel you do emotionally? Well, sure. Emotionally, I'm very aware of my emotions. I'm very like, I'm the type of person that I don't wear my emotions on my sleeve. Like I'm a good masker. If I feel something, I can mask it and mask and mask it until it like builds up to a point. I'm like, no T and a half, but you know, T. But I can like go and I'm, but also in the Pisces sense, I'm very good with the flow. Yeah. Like in relationships, friendships work. I'm very good with the flow. I'm like, if we ever, if we change directions, okay. I'm just going to move with it. Um, and yeah, I think that's the emotionally, that's how I feel. Like I'm very malleable. Yeah. Malleable Sagittarius moon. Well, what is it? I didn't know what she told me and I forgot. What does the Sagittarius moon mean? Like how the world sees that is no, that's your emotional space. Sagittarius is the moon, the moon is, the moon is, which I feel like Sages are like a fucking ride, bitch. Like they're a key, but I feel like they also got that, like, that fire, you know, like it is a fire sign. Yeah. Cause I just don't play. Like, I feel like they're also like hella fucking loyal too. I'm a very loyal person. Yeah. I'm a ride or die ace moon coon. Like, yeah, very. And I feel like Sages are like loyal as shit and they don't play about the people that they play about. So I feel like when you get betrayed, it's like, oh bitch, honestly, you're cut. Okay. With fire. Very that. Yeah. Very that. And then I feel like the Aries. The Aries rising is like. Well, and that's the party hard and we're having fun. We won't be having fun. Okay. Wait, what are y'all? Well, and see, I'm a Gemini sun, a Scorpio moon and a Libra rising. Scorpio moon. The Scorpio moon is very like, like when I feel emotions, I'm in my room. No joke. Like sitting in a circle of candles type beat. It's very, and I feel them very deeply. Got it. Everything a lot. No, but the Libra, you know, we both have a Libra rising. So it's like, that's the key rising. Cause I'm Capricorn sun, Taurus moon and Libra rising. So a lot of earth, like I'm just very grounded bad. I'm just very like, see it. Matter of fact, I'm very like, bitch, that's just it. Like I keep it pretty blunt. I hear, I fear, but sweet. The Libra. No. Well, I feel like it's the, like, yeah, it's the very, like, it's the yin and the yang of it all. Like, I feel like we're very in and yang. Yeah. Yeah, but when it comes to, like, the. when it comes to the matters in the business i'm like here's the tea yeah at the end of the day and i'm very like i don't know the tea like period it's just the gem like i don't know i feel like the gemini son of it really like i truly like in some ways that sometimes i'm like not necessarily wanting but i notice in myself like i'm putting on like every single shoe in the room like truly and like everything is kind of so like everything is so nuanced that it becomes like nothing if that makes sense everything is so nuanced it becomes nothing interesting because there's because you're always like you're thinking about all every different yeah got it okay and i would assume that's my gemini like people say they were very like indecisive which is true and like you know very like switch up like you know we can be very like sporadic in that way i think june gemini's are spicier than may gemini's in my experience if all of this is to be true but also i think like as i understand why people say that because sometimes like tone i'm not sure it's like if you tell me something i i do think about both sides of it and i feel like that's why when friends are like oh this that like you know i'm like no he did me wrong but i'm gonna go back i'd be like no i get it yeah 100 yeah like it's no tea yeah um and i'm like stop and thank god girl get up no because there are times where it was giving like no and see like when my friend says stop i need to stop yeah simply simply yeah like i was watching that clip i've seen that clip from um love is blind netherlands i know they dropped it though they dropped what do you mean they dropped it oh sorry not dropped it like they dropped the season yeah okay so on love is blind netherlands they're this you know they're in the blind thing where they one is the guys on one side girl on one side so they're talking and they've been on a few dates and she's talking to this guy and he's like um and and she and he i think he asked her what's her last no she asked him what his last name is he tells her last name and he's like he's like oh dutch name i can like tell you dutch and he and he's like well what's yours she's like well i'm not gonna tell you my last name he's like well why because like i think it'll tell you so much about who i am and he's like well i want to know and she's like no like that's not what part of his experience is i'm not gonna say my last name and she was like but like is there a type of woman that you like not attracted to or into and he's like uh last words he's like how am i gonna i don't have to say this he's like like fumble around he's like uh uh i'm not really into um dark-skinned women he's a black woman and then so then it's like it's so it's a fucking year if you have these hang-ups aren't even on the show well knowing that there is a chance that you could be paired with someone or do you gonna date someone who was a black person here's the tea though i literally oh my gosh i knew this dutch guy we went on a date i'm sorry and it was like the worst date of my life because literally first off he was like boring as shit but more importantly like it literally lasted 30 seconds because i was like wearing long sleeves and he saw like this tattoo and he was like oh you have tattoos and i mind you i already had a piercing i'm like wearing so much makeup and he was like yeah like we don't do that like we literally like we don't have tattoos like they're very like plain like all this shit whatever yeah and he was like you're you're crazy like this is crazy like whatever like saying like oh that's like the most insane shit i've ever heard of and i was like oh what music do you listen to and he was like uh the jurassic park deadass jurassic park themes like fucking yeah and the harry potter soundtrack and shit and i was like get me the fuck out of here and yeah he was like can i kiss you on the cheek i was like genuinely i need to fucking go home like stop it like no and then he kept texting me he's like let's play tennis i was like i who do you think i am like why the fuck would i go he literally wanted us to take the metro like meet in downtown mind you no one lives in downtown take the metro all the way to santa monica go to the beach play tennis like go to a tennis court find it like he was like no one no one get a car well and he's just like well and his roommate his roommate was like severely depressed and he's like i barely see him leave his room and he's like he needs to like go outside and walk around like does not believe i can't hey guys we hope you're enjoying the episode and we were talking for too long okay so if you want to listen to the rest of the episode you can head over to tmgstudios.tv or the roommates tier on patreon see you soon okay because we chat about our star signs love after lockup and so much more it's honestly a goddamn key so we'll see you there and if not it's no worries because we will see you next week bye um well and just in like you know us taking all your time like what's going what's what do you have going on um my my stand-up comedy saving on november 26th and we'll be there at the dynasty typewriter i'm i'm holding y'all y'all are gonna come for real right i'm gonna give y'all tickets you want us to like we're coming not only for real but like do you want us to dress up do you want us to like bring signs no just wear just like regular cute clothes like one heckling clip yeah you know how they clip when they do the heckle and then they get them out and then they'll be like then they bring it back up uh-huh well for a special that might be weird for the special oh we're taping this special so maybe not for the special no simply there's just loud cheering and support right we'll do cheering and support doing that and then i have a big announcement coming for the new year but i can't say yet what yes but look out look out for silver shows i have a big announcement how big we are huge are you serious i'm dead ass okay okay two actually two huge announcements well okay god from like one to ten like how huge one to ten um the first one that people hear about at first that's probably like uh eight okay the second one is a nine yeah i'm really excited are you gonna tell us after i'll tell you okay we'll send the nda to us like you already know what it's gonna tell you for sure oh okay and gag it um and then there's something else i'm gonna say oh just like my youtube i started my youtube journey this year started as crazy you've been on youtube down the house bitch no but like i started to like regular like regular posting right yeah you know like vlogs and shit like that so just check me out on youtube girl period we're gonna get with you thank you might be on youtube down i don't oh no no i started off doing short form content and i feel like because maya went to film school so she like actually knows how to edit you mean posting on youtube i thought you meant watching i was like yes i see everything well that too but i was like you know i just feel like anytime the footage is like hella big hella long i'm like oh what the hell we gonna do now it's some serious and then like the posting it takes a second you know yeah yeah oh god no youtube is here you got an editor yeah i do have an editor i could edit myself okay well then maybe we'll talk yeah i couldn't edit myself it's really decadent over there really decadent do y'all watch do you like watching and listen to yourself back like do y'all watch episodes of this back and listen well that's how we started is yeah what we used to edit yourself yeah but we i would laugh my ass off which is a good sign yeah well yeah i was like okay we're not chopped and screwed i will say though like lately in in posting on youtube like when i'm editing a 30 minute to like 40 minute vlog by the end i have like complete voice dysmorphia like i'm i've been like okay i need to cut out like i need to stop saying this yeah like i'm just like so yeah and i can hear like i just didn't know i had such like a valley i mean i am from like the valley but like i have such a valley fucking accent now do you i guess i don't know what valley because i don't sometimes it pops out well i would say valley but i'm not talking about like southern california valley which i don't know if those are like different you're talking about the valley like i'm from northern california but i am from the valley and so i feel like it's a little it's a little like like i like i like sometimes i just hear myself and i'm like good god seriously like somebody get this bitch off my fucking screen like i'm so serious but and i mean and so we persist never like persisted simply yes yeah still i rise i guess like you know like maya angela said still i rise well thank you and like trinity said love i would still you rise i guess i guess her story um but anything the the instagram the tech you know yeah yeah yeah i'm i'm one exchange on everything i'm except for tiktok because when the tiktok at first drop oh a bar um somebody took mona exchange on tiktok i'm the mona exchange yeah that's why i was like oh because i'll see him you cleared like yeah that's the only one everything else i'm mona letter x or change no like me when i'm okay okay all right oh wait y'all don't ask me before we go oh i think because i think y'all y'all trying to get me out it sounds oh well don't play y'all don't ask me for my favorite who my top north star guest would be on my oh my god yes who's your top north star guy okay you're manifesting my number one guest and i would die because i love love love her she's like i'm obsessed and she has a new album coming out very soon and i hope i pray to god i just even get 30 minutes with her on my show oh of course the s to sizza oh we have to i love sizza if you happen to see this episode if sizza sees this episode like okay us too just come just come on just come on chat on the couch we can talk about i am i know literally every song of every album every beat i want to do one of those tests on my youtube where you know when you like play a song and like just the first the first second of it i can name for all i will go off on it so girl just come it'll be nothing but love music kikis and vibes it'll be such a great episode come on come on to monetalks You know what you should do? Take that real. Because it says it'd be on Graham. She do. She'd be talking to the girl. She'd be in the comments. She follows me. She comments on myself sometimes. So why don't you just DM her? Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. The DM's weird. The DM's weird. It's getting weird. You think they're like. I'm physically uncomfortable even thinking about sending a DM. She's a real bitch though. But if people DM you, do you think it's weird? No. Okay. There you go. So respond to my DM. No, I'm kidding. No, right? Like, literally. No, but like. I'm getting high thinking about sending that message. That feels so okay. All Sunday. Understandable. But you should go for it because we're all just humans. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And if she was like, ugh, I'd be like, damn. Like, you know what I mean? Like, girl, I didn't even see. You think you sit there or something? No, but like. And are. And are. You should. Just with an open heart and a good intention. And you know. Send it out. You're everything. You know. But I feel like people do respond to DMs more and like are hella down to key. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Girl. Does SZA do pods? Okay, sorry. Now I'm just talking. She doesn't do pods. That's the thing. Well, mine's all just extends. But I think when she's promoting her album, she does more interviews and stuff. I'll be. Yeah. So like. And she did. You know that one in the UK? The chicken shop date? Oh, yeah. She did that. But I mean, that's a huge. Yeah. Miss Amelia. So. Well, she just like retired. I did do that. Yeah. She's not retired. She ended that show. And she's like 22 years old. She ended that show. No. Sound missing. Shout out. Yeah. Like seriously. You handle. You're everything. And like you've looked men in the eye. I'd never look in the eye. So it's just like. Oh, she. Yeah. Girl. With conviction. You should though. Yeah. Okay. I'll send a DM. I'll send a DM. With an open heart and good intention. And if nothing else, the universe will see that you tried. And it'll, you know, it'll make it happen. For real. Y'all are giving me the confidence to do that today. And she's very nice. Yeah. I met her one time. She's literally the sweetest. And she was everything. Literally one of the best celebrity interactions I've ever had in my life. I met her once too. So sweet. Very fucking nice. She's very sweet. She has that. It's wild. She's coming out with an album. Yeah. She's been in the studio. She's posting in the studio a lot. It's so good. I'm like. No, she's. I know. Oh, wait. No, she is in the studio. You're like. So my other socials. No. Yes. Yes. She is in the studio. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Well. Okay. Oh my God. Neighborhood Watch. That's what I was trying to help us land the plane. You know, I forget. I forget every time. It's okay. Every time. We have this thing on our show. It's called Neighborhood Watch. And it's literally anything. It could be a saying. It could be a movie you watched. A song you can't get out of your head. Like just anything. But you just want to put the girls on. Yeah. To something that's on your radar. Oh, something that's on. Like a TV show. Anything that's on my radar right now. Yeah. Or I mean. Movie. Like anything. Literally anything. Ooh. Something that's on my radar right now. Oh. Well, this. Well, I don't know if this is on my radar. I mean, it's on my radar, but I don't know like how. I feel like I'm late to the party. Okay. But for all the other girlies out there who have been late to the party. Okay. Because I try to like when things go off on pop culture. I don't know. Maybe it's the Sagittarius moon in me. Right. I'm like, no, I'm not going to watch it. Like whatever. I recently watched Obsession. I still haven't seen it. You haven't seen it? No. See, that's that. But she doesn't like scary. Well, that's just ADHD, babe. No, I'm serious. If you don't get me when it come out, I'd be like. Obsession was really good. Wow. Obsession was a very good movie. I was like, everyone's like doing the thing that was very good. That number two is gel pens. I started using gel pens again. You feel good. It brought up all my childhood memories. Every time everyone called me an F slur for using them in middle school. And I put those gel pens down. And now, baby, I sign all my checks with gel pens. Thank you. I check the little gel pens. You're waking something up right now. I honestly. So if you were a little fruity little boy in middle school with a little switch in your hips. And people made fun of you for using your gel pens. Baby, go down to the Ralphs. Go down to the Walmart. Get you a nice packet of gel pens. And start using them gel pens again. Right now. You really woke something up with that in a real way. Because that's so serious. Type shit. Type shit. What about you? Okay, let me think. Drag Race season 10. Thank you. Thank you so much. Well, just because I'm. That's like literally. I was watching so much to try to like get to your season. Like I've been watching it literally like non-fucking-stop. And thank God. So I'm immersing myself in the culture as should y'all. Simply. And our listeners have already. I'm the one late as shit at the party. And it's okay. And it's okay. Everything in perfect timing. Perfect way. Mine is girl big time in Neff the Pharaoh. I did. It came up on shuffle in the car today. Big time in by Neff the Pharaoh. Do you know that song? No. We'll play it for you after. If I listen to big time and for the first time, I think I. The treadmill. Very the Northern California. Okay. The ones who know, know shout out Northern California. And yeah, that literally had me driving with my leg. Like I was like. I don't give a fuck. Cause what? Like what? Excited to put you on that right now. Let's do it. Wow. This is just like truly. This is like such a privilege in a real way. We like truly. Thank you for coming through. Thank you. This means a lot. This is like so humbling to us. Oh my gosh. Every second of it. Well, if you ever just need to like talk to us again, if you ever need to reach us, like the couch stays open. The couch is forever open for you. Is there anyone that is, that is banned from the couch? No. Oh. Oh. Oh, girl. I was just trying to do it. Be drama. Girl. I love a clickbait. No, we can clickbait. Like, yes. Yeah. Probably. You know. Yeah. You know. Girl. Well. You know. For sure. You know. No, but you know, it's very friends and family. So like we genuinely be like, girl, whenever like y'all come through. Seriously. Okay, guys. Wow. Guys, this was everything. This was just like absolutely decadent. Thank you guys for being here always. Thank you. Y'all know what it is. Like, wow. This is crazy. Yes. Wait. Oh, it's crazy. Oh my gosh. We're just going to be missing y'all horribly. Go show Monet a lot of love and y'all pull up. Pull up to the show. 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