Taking Jacob Elordi Back To The Ton

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Dermalogica.com/Support. hey guys don't worry it's just us it's just us and no shade this mask is like literally cutting into my eye sockets and i'm just like wondering how people were doing this back in the day but i'm just like these are coming off which part the shoes or the eyes oh the eyes the eyes no because look at my eye oh like what the hell is going it wasn't made for me are we wearing the same mask yes but i fear our faces are different my heart well i think it should just like look at my eyes it's like dragging my shit i don't know no like what the hell i'm like y'all mind if wait who the fuck are you oh oh well yours looks good so you can keep it but that shit cutting in my eyes in a way that's like so serious and it's just like guys i would have pulled up to the masquerade ball like this can i show you guys what my bangs can i show you guys what lauren got me for christmas boom because does anyone care about toilet cello or no i survived 2025 toilet chela lauren thank you i love you yeah that's so sweet but anyways this is like gonna be me no and honestly you're kind of serving that realness we should go to the bridgerton mall if they have one well because we went to anyways we can talk about also i just want to say before we even like get into it and like not too much because you know we're trying to keep it light but like if anyone's ever wondering or if y'all are curious like just on our vibe like y'all know it's fuck guys like i just want to say that i want to make it so clear because honestly i'm wishing i'm wishing illness on you can i say it no here's the thing that i want to say real bad first off it's always been fuck eyes like always been fuck eyes from jump because literally it's so just fucked up it's fucking it's just evil it's like literally the most evil shit that you could possibly be a part of yeah like because it's just like not it's like a separate entity unlike anything fucking else it's so fucking evil it's so layered and like that shit runs deep as fuck because if you guys didn't know i'm half filipino which i feel like the majority of you guys know but whatever with that being said my uncle who's like tech it's like my cousin's uncle but he's like my uncle when because in arizona there is this law that got passed like five ever ago and this is like ice core as fuck it's so fucking evil but they essentially had this law that where they could just like stop and ask you like if they think that you look like you don't have documentation they could just go up to you and be like where's your documentation if they don't have it then you get detained and deported and that my uncle literally was driving my uncle's like car and it was a nice car and they thought that he shouldn't have been driving it like they were like oh you look like someone who like shouldn't be driving this car so they pulled him over and they're like oh like he was like why'd you pull me over and he was like well why are you driving this car and then it turned into where's your documentation and then like he they literally like deported him and it was so fucking evil and fucked up and it's just like that's been happening like in such an evil way and like that's like an arizona state law and then it's just like seeing how that's like now manifesting into like and i was even talking about it like how just even like living you know the closer you get to the border and like just the fucking you really have to be the dumbest fucking cunt in this fucking world genuinely you have to be the dumbest fucking bitch genuinely to support ice you have to be the dumbest bitch possible period end of fucking story you just have to be no it's and to join ice oh go ahead and do everyone a favor yeah it's it's really fucking horrible and it honestly like makes me sick and it just feels very obviously i mean i'm sure like we all feel similarly but it just feels so like dystopian and fucking sick and like evil and disgusting to still like have to kind of like go about life and like it's just like so i'm like trying not to cry challenge but it's just like really really fucked up um and yeah it's just sick so like if y'all ever wondered like you already know rt it's been fuck ice like they're literally murdering people separating families just doing like as you're saying very sick and evil fucking shit and like always as always i guess it's just like hey what do we got but community y'all like check in with your friends check in with your neighbors check in with strangers on the street look out for things be vigilant make sure we're like spreading awareness telling other people like all of these things may feel kind of like small like i know for me i've been just like so overwhelmed like seeing all this shit and just like not really knowing like i don't know like where our place is sometimes just like as people like how do we fucking fight back against literally racism and bigotry and fascism in such a loud and disgusting manner um but it's always community and it's always being vigilant it's always staying informed it's always talking to people and just doing what you can you know what i mean like going out protesting if you can't protest donate to people there's so many like organizations mutual aid as y'all know like that are doing things for people and supporting people and i guess it's just like all we can do and we can vote and we can like i don't know yeah i'm like and we can burn it up and no in a serious way because like um i saw this idea from one of our friends mandy and i just was like i really aligned myself with that but she was saying any time she would like was gonna thinking about like buying something on ebay or if like there was money she was gonna spend on something this month like specifically she's just gonna instead whatever that total was she was just gonna like put that towards like a mutual aid yeah and i was like oh i feel really called to that but also like if you have the means to give financially like i and listen i get it times are hard like times are tough but like i set up like a reoccurring payment because like a lot of orgs like you can do that where um you could set up like reoccurring payments so you know like uh something as small as even five dollars a month like one less coffee or you know that's like half a coffee yeah half a coffee but i'm like even like you know like twenty dollars a month okay that's two coffees you can't have this month but like it's going to like a cause that's so much more important yeah totally there's so many ways to be involved like I feel like especially well specifically and not especially specifically in LA like I've been seeing so many like food drives and like opportunities to volunteer to like give groceries to people to deliver things because all these things like really really matter and it really is it all comes down to community like when you really can't like yeah yeah it really matters and yeah things like there yeah there's a food drive going on yeah there's a I think well we're recording a little bit ahead so I feel like some of our things might be dated by then but there is like that valentine's day food stuff like that but just even like you know because i'm like yeah it comes down to so many things like yeah maybe for you it's like you're making infographics you're sharing information sharing is so important yeah and then like maybe if you're not like on social media like that and you're not as involved it's like maybe you can get organized in a different way yeah and like if you you know like maybe your thing is more like just where can i put my money to move things along and like help more families And I think it's even like, oh, I'm sorry. I totally cut you off. I was just going to say I saw this thing, too, that was talking about how like one of the kind of like main ways that we can like fight back when you don't always have like the means to maybe go out and protest or like, you know, financial things like that. like one of the things is we are going to have to involve ourselves with people and I forgot who said it I wish I remembered but that really moved me to this idea of like talking to strangers like when you see people in the street just saying hello and doing these things that we can feel kind of like this community feeling and you never know if somebody feels unsafe or anything like that you know just kind of like breaking that boundary of like making sure that we remember a because I know that we're kind of an isolated you know what I mean like I feel like we're very um the post-covid teas of like nobody talked to each other no more and i think little things like that are even just ways that energetically like we can come together and make communities feel safer because ultimately like that's what we don't have to do like we have to come together as community yeah or even like you know like street vendors right now obviously are like can't even like if they do set up shop sometimes it's for like limited amounts of time yeah like maybe getting your friends together and like once a week it's like yo we're gonna hit this hey we're gonna hit this - Yeah, we're gonna run it the fuck up and like, 'cause I just think people are literally going into hiding. - Yeah, they have to. - They have to and it's just like, if that doesn't have you feeling some type of fucking way, but you want to reference the past and world war ii and the holocaust and all these things like and also i'm just like as someone who is like you know black and asian and has seen the diaspora of like how marginalized communities and like my marginalized communities that i'm a part of and others have been treated in this country it's a fucking pattern this isn't new this isn't like yes it does feel very jarring that like in our generation this is like you know the beast bestowed upon us but like every generation has had you know like the civil rights movement the holocaust and like these really big things that i think also is like very encouraging to look to and like really big movements of the past where people were up against shit yeah like people getting their houses burned down like people getting fucking kidnapped like what's happening right now yeah and detained and taken and families being separated we've seen that and we've seen how like history we've in ways overcome that and it's like yes like i don't know it's like as a society we're not gonna let that shit just rock and we're not gonna we're not just gonna like go silently and be like oh shit like 100 it's just like okay you know we're gonna mourn we're gonna cry and then it's like we're picking shit up we're also locking the fucking yeah our fucking in the most serious way and like you know like i think that like again there's always the conversation online of like oh i i'm not gonna say something because i feel like and it's just like listen i'm not gonna police people what to do but i'm letting you know for maya and i this is the only conversation that fucking matters right now because it's it's genuinely like my tea with that is usually like it's it's real life like it's real life shit that's fully affecting us and to your point it's like well and i don't know who i'm talking to with that but just the idea of like this separation this like oh well like yeah that's just like i don't know like that's just this should affect every single person and you should have the base level empathy to know and understand that these things are fucking evil like i don't that's a whole other thing we don't have to get into that but i'm just like not connecting with the idea of being disconnected from something like this obviously because it's like whoa what like if we don't have like human empathy we don't have protecting each other what the fuck do we have that's a whole other thing but to that point it's like girl we don't we go what like and also it's just like right do you think you're safe well well and that's what i'm saying that's a whole other thing yeah i'm like i'm not we're not you know that's a whole other thing but i'm just like if you think and i think you know the idea of privilege and people thinking that like there is that boundary typically that does exist in most things we're like you know and i'll i'll say it for what it is specifically white people like you can opt out of like giving a fuck or not giving a fuck you know what i mean and it's just like i would call you in to opt the fuck in because do you think that they give a fuck black brown white nut bitch they don't give a fuck and it's like this is a community matter this is a world matter this is an effort of like human like being a fucking human being a kind person and it's just like yes it's just this fucking idea of like greed it's never enough it's like like control control of like so much fucking shit bro and it's like it's it's like oh my god it's too much it's too fucking much and it's just like so you know what this month for me personally these are my two bus downs that i'm doing which is any shopping that i was gonna do or any time you know i was gonna pop out at aritzia and like do a little yeah do a little one too i'm just gonna like throw that towards like a mutual aid that i see on instagram or like an infographic that i see um and just put that money there and then also just hit um hit a reoccurring like get with yourself get with like you know do what makes sense don't like you know i get it we're passionate so maybe like it's a one-time donation that's like a little more your budget but like totally set up something reoccurring if you can and if you can't no worries i get it like there's so much there's a place for everyone i was literally about to say like the silver lining i'm like i'm finding it i'm like i'm coming back i'm coming back from the abyss i'm finding it yeah yeah the silver lining of like to that point there's a million things that you can do like never feel like your voice is too small never feel like any gesture that you do is too small and like to call it a community matter it is like so true and i understand sometimes that might feel like it falls under the weight of just like the system the system the systemic like nature of the things that are talking to somebody on the street can do what going to your local vendor that you've been seeing them kind of like in and out as obviously like everyone doing what they do to make them feel safe and just like doing these things that might feel little they're actually really big steps and like all of us doing these little things is what's going to really like weave the fabric of this shit for real so like talk to your neighbors check in with your friends check in with your family inform the divas repost shit like because all those things really matter you know what i mean like that's the only way we can't unify like real bad so and also last thing i'm gonna say i don't give a fuck if you came here like without documenting like it's just genuinely no one but like well let me not say because apparently bitches care real bad but like nobody fucking cares is that not the whole fucking point no not the whole point no girl no oh y'all make me sick marcello um from marcello hernandez yes he he has a stand-up special right now marcello hey shout out if you're just ever trying to key on the couch like shout out shout out no we should like send him a dm like like i don't know he's trying to uh let me get uh he has a stand-up special and in the special he was talking about like you know crimes and like all these things and i'm like the fact that like people also try and be like the crimes the crime do you know how do you want to hear about the crimes white people commit like turn on any fucking docuseries fucking ever real about go watch the perfect neighbor go watch literally anything from anything ever bitch so i'm just like no shade this land isn't even ours to begin with it's definitely not motherfucking white people's land it's definitely girl it's definitely not your motherfucking land they don't want to hear it right so it's just like it's just like go ahead and like and and then you take everyone else's resources for your lit and then you try and tell them oh but you can't baby shut the fuck up and you know what yes you can if it was up to me bitch if i had if i lived on the border the way i would literally just open up my backyard like girl come through because it's literally like is that not and it's just and let me and again see how we say we always say we're not going to do too much and then we do and then we do and that's okay in the sense though that it's like i can't even i can't even get like it riles me up so bad and what really has me fucked up and this little last thing that i'm gonna say because again y'all know rt like y'all know rt okay and i'm gonna trust that what really has me fucked up is it's just like beyond reason like it's genuinely beyond reason like it's genuinely just like racism bigotry hatred nasty control control greed at the end of the day when it's all said and done and you boil it the fuck down it goes back to the final fucking original sin which is honestly go ahead and watch fire and ash like that genuinely in the most mysterious way no fucking shade no fucking shade all tea though um is the fact that like it comes down to like it's not enough it's never it's not enough and division is the distraction but it's the fact that like at the end of the day when you boil it all the fuck down this like they should be here they shouldn't be here that conversation and that argument is really distracting from the point of the fact that like these motherfuckers that all sit at the top that one percent those one percent of people who look each other eye to eye and genuinely laugh in our fucking faces in the way that like they're making so much fucking money right now like the wealth the wealth that they're literally the oligarchy the oligarchy the fucking wealth that they're hoarding bitch and i saw this and like okay and this is actually the last thing i'm gonna say i saw this fucking i need to start saying them so i can like shout the girls out like if i find the name i'll put the i'll put the user i'll put their user but i saw this like like tiktok or whatever on reels because mind you deleted tiktok i saw this reel and this guy was like like bitches literally be like nah i don't really fuck with politics but like damn like i'm working seven days this week and i can't afford rent and i got student bills and like i can't afford health care it's like zoron mom don't fuck challenge like the fuck no like the fuck challenge like genuinely like or even like the farmers who were like yeet y'all turned up and then voted for trump mama mama girl is tired dude i literally watched this video of bernie sanders like going to visit the farmers in west virginia talking to them literally being like they're like telling him all like their problems that they're facing how trump doesn't give a fuck and he was like that's what i was like lobbying for you guys so you guys like had rights like that and she was like wait t and i like because genuinely this is the last i'm done after this i'm done and we don't cut up like we're have fun y'all don't worry like but it's just like we had to like unload the clip real quick it's just like why on god's green earth if you really zoom out this is the shit i don't understand right you could fall in some areas and some categories and like get into the semantics but it's like if you zoom out genuinely and look at like what's going on with the republican party right now and like with trump in office and all that shit and fucking christy bitch ass gnome bitch south park edition because that's what she looks like to me having to snatch her fucking face back every four minutes bitch that's why you only see christy gnome in four increments bitch because every other four she's snatching her fucking face back and i'll leave it there christy gnome you evil fucking bitch bro period um look at what those evil motherfuckers like the red dot like i don't give a fuck bitch don't want to throw it on me bitch okay but hold on hold on let me finish my point before you throw it on me you evil bitch and see what they're doing over there and then you see people like bernie and zoron and like people who are just actually actually fucking trying you know what i mean like i feel like zoron mom donnie like his campaign was so successful but so inspirational because he gives a fuck it would at least seem it would at least seem we don't know i mean like you know but it's just like we have to start looking towards hope okay and i'm just saying like it it boggles my mind that you see leaders and people and like who are trying to like get us to a better place i'm not saying it's gonna be a perfect place but it's gonna be a perfect place and i'm just saying like it's gonna be a perfect place and i'm just saying like it's gonna be a perfect place and i'm just saying like it's gonna be a perfect place and then you look at those evil fuckers who are literally doing the most asinine evil shit i've ever seen with my own two that literally has me doubted you know sick just like sick wanting to stay in bed not do anything but we can't so it's like really truly truly it it it's it's the most evil shit i've ever seen in my whole entire life fucking period fucking period and we're like hey we're thinking about everybody obviously and like we'll link some things down below and just live on your neighbor like god forbid like god forbid you love on your neighbor you actually love your neighbor like it's really sick and like it's always like a dumb bitch with like philippians 4-3 in her bio who like be saying the most hateful shit bro so it's like you know i'm not bad like hey if you christian you allowed to be christian i'm not yeah like go be christian period i'm just saying like it really be some evil bitches for real for real who will be like doing things in the name of the lord but like bitch sometimes there's no hate like christian love sometimes okay okay okay and let the church say amen let the church say amen life is all about making decisions sometimes you make questionable ones like buying a new tv that's too big for the wall because the electronics store employee was a little too good at their job then sometimes you make a new tv that's too big for the wall because the electronics store employee was a little too good at their job then sometimes you make questionable ones like buying a new tv that's too big for the wall because the electronics store employee was a little too 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ariana grande as the newest member of the family get ready for laughs unexpected surprises and a hilarious new chapter of the family saga fucker and law rated pg-13 only in theaters this thanksgiving get tickets now there oh my gosh you guys it's just like i didn't even know maya was here no and i'm literally like and let's just like a let's have a little fun okay let's have a little fun and like key about things that like let's keep out some shit let's keep out some other shit let's keep out some shit like bridgerton but just like y'all y'all know you know what i mean um yeah like bridgerton guys well bridgerton and does anybody give a fuck about a cinderella story i know she's tired and corny but it's just like i will always give a fuck about a cinderella i will too but i just feel like the girls be like not really fucking with cindy like that i feel like anytime anyone like this the selena gomez cinderella story that and she's like dancing behind this is that no in the brandy cinderella story oh that one would have literally had me acting like fucking margot robbie like i'm just like addicted to what did she actually say i keep like misquoting her and it's like okay let me know um i allegedly they have like matching rings what what are you serious mama i know mama child are you serious are you serious mama child wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait with the cross on it what the the two skulls who finger it at who figured whatever our souls are made of his and mine are the same you guys fucking she looks the fuck good that nasty ass six inches out of eight inch it no those those that's the louboutin that has she that's barbie beautiful that's my barbie right there i know she took those off mind you next to the wedding band bitch how to whoop your ass oh is she married isn't yeah girl there was a wedding band in that picture i don't know her t2 crazy but like girl girl to be fair this seems more like you know the designer made these for them it's cute they're wearing them it's a cute idea she went and got these custom rings no no bring us back to earth thank you thank you you see i know i'm just saying i'm just saying if if if i did a movie with the fingy poos in the mouthy poo is crazy with the fingy is crazy with like like fingers in my mouthy poo and fingers like in my like woody woo it's just like oh i'm sorry i didn't know my bra was out y'all i'm sorry that's not very taunt um bringing gothic you'll fall in love okay i don't know why she said something that you're thinking of yeah somebody told me that she said they're like like she called them like codependent or something that might not be true so like that's totally fine but i would oh oh oh oh oh okay we'll see this is oh oh there it is because i was about to say this why you got a fact check people magazine what are we talking about just like personally for me it's just like i'm so codependent with people okay period i work with and i love everyone so much okay period period period see and that's why the headlines get as fucked up i think i developed that quite quickly with jacob too i would as well too i would as well well i saw tristan um i think tristan and brooke went to the the weathering bitch that she looks via simpson wait mia goth mia goth oscar what's she doing what's she doing what's she doing oh at frankenstein girl i was like girl she would a torica simpson she weathering what a hat they didn't want it they didn't want smoke they don't want smoke oh my gosh elizabeth taylor's necklace isn't it so funny that we'd be wearing dead people shit i know like i was thinking about how the maryland monroe dress that kim kardashian like literally like blew the seams to smithereens and then just like put it back in the shit it's crazy but like damn like maryland dress though you know what i mean like just let her just say like that would be i mean what would people wear like as our legacy like probably those fucked up uggs that i have right now i have they would wear a black they would wear a black micro i'm wearing my ugg minis like straight oh that is absolutely i mean it was so cool that they built that in front of the t tlc tcl where was it oh that was here in la at the yeah damn they didn't want smoke from us huh well they don't trust us yet y'all don't trust us that's okay that's okay that's fine hey that's okay you know once they start getting us in our movie premiere bag girl y'all because it's like just let us talk to jacob real quick it's no tea and it's no shit that dress is absolutely stunning and he ate wearing all black because it's literally giving like let's let her let's let her talk let's let her do her thing he looks good i know jacob will already oh my god charlita she looks great is she in it or something oh her music her music yes yes chains of love wait love when we turn into like fashion reviewers for some reason i'm like looks that's stunning she looks so fucking that's stunning she looks oh i don't love well how i'm like can i i don't want to make critiques i wish it was a floor length though no shade that top is taking it the top is taking it i wish the top was that same material as the like corset but oh my god and for the audio listeners i'm sorry guys um we're looking at pictures of the weathering heights premiere divas um and cara de la veen is wearing like this well mama the tatas the tatas are sitting it's giving corsetta down boots purple corsetta black gloves maybe black shimmering little midi skirt but it cuts like in the middle of the shin and that's just like not my favorite cut for some i just i just oh i see they put the corset over the dress oh it's cute i like the colors i like the colors i just grow her shit sitting so crazy like i'm literally like whoa whoa whoa whoa how'd you do that how'd you do that how'd you do that whoa whoa right and then margot robbie's wearing like a nude corset that has like lace like black lace detailing black like trumpet skirt but it goes big i can't remember tristan's story was so funny but he said he like zoomed in on jacob and he was like he looks good to us or something like that like it was just like it was no and like real so funny wait she's serving she's serving mother mother let's not forget emerald now because y'all y'all wouldn't have none of this without her so let's wake that up and thank you for what you with salt burn gorgeous because nobody remembers salt burn it's just like really frustrating me salt burn who's this gorgeous gorgeous okay all right king hi i like that i like that doors fuck it i heard that oh oh she's the um she's in the movie i see her in the trailer wait they're both in the movie okay i don't can i say something i don't love the shoes i wish the shoes were red can i say it i also wish maybe it wasn't patterns interesting i'm fucking i'm fucking with the i'm liking the sculptural i like the sculpture a lot it's not sculptural but like imagine if that was just plain white and then black yeah if the blue part was like a black person or a white person and then she did like a red a pop of red y'all know i love a pop of red honestly her shoes could have done a pop of red that's what i'm saying the shoes should have been red it's okay i don't i i what do i know gorge okay so light so light okay who are all these divas i think in the movie in the movie love sorry these photos are like two bit until i click on them girl it's good miss charlika bitch you better work margaret margo looks beautiful she looks beautiful and like honestly oh that picture honestly that might be one of the best pictures i've seen of him i'm gonna be honest why did i start tearing up why did i i don't know i don't know i have chills i have full body chills i have full body i have full body but we just lift it though yeah he looks he looks really good he looks so good oh what no he does i would say this is i'm gonna fight him i'm gonna fight him well and don't jacob but see i'm sorry like a long guy hair like a long guy hair with a car in the yeah yeah that's a silver light cut right there he was he was he was yes girl he was a pining crane could even sit in the seats like we're doing this because you know he's well you know he's foolish i'll show him a seat no no i have a seat for him all black everything i'm nasty with jacob this he's at my house so it's just like you have to well my friend has a chair see and that's why he said see you there bitch i know i'm heading to doms i know bitch is literally like i know his shit treacherous like don't even give me your phone babe i don't want to see it i'm scared no i genuinely and i i don't care if this comes across as insecure or like whatever like i don't like really give a fuck i couldn't not date him bro i could not date him because genuinely the way the way i wouldn't get speaking of which i did not get a wink of sleep and we'll talk about that in a little bit but the way i would sleep one night one night like i would literally be one eye open at all times like well yeah they look good they look good who's this she's gorgeous girl period oh huh okay i was just seeing if we had any others jeremy he looks he looks awesome he looks so good i love his hair stop everything jeremy we love you god diva the diva off that's happening right now like right who's that sierra the red carpet correspondent oh boom bitch boom blue is an interesting choice i'm fucking with it that's good with the red the blue with dory that's a really pretty blue that is a really pretty blue i should snatch too damn okay because i know that's not a stretch that's that that's that fabric that'd be not a stretch just like i don't know no he ate that little tag he ate that little tag oh my god okay can i just say yeah because i haven't i don't think i've said it yet he looks so good like genuinely i don't think i've said it yet i don't think i've said it yet i'm so sorry i'm gonna this specific like angle is like doing it like i don't know if it's because it's turned to the side all the time maya the dutch angle i don't agree with that the dutch angle i don't agree i don't agree he always looks that good that's the thing that's why i don't agree he does it's okay and i'm not like a he doesn't have to who the fuck am i you know what i mean the bridgerton episode where they take off well that well and let my friend well and bleep out her toes y'all bleep out her toes like that's my friend let me do that well personally for me in my house like i don't know if i could do bridgerton like in the sense actually oh i would love bridgerton you would like i would love the taunt that's her whole bus stop i would love the taunt other than the fact that like you like have to get married and then also like it's just kind of like you know what i mean but like the dancing of it all the dancing and the dresses yeah okay i could do the taunt probably for like one year but then it's like well if you lived in the region sierra you just live like that forever so it's like it's a season it's like equal eye and shit well i'm just saying i don't really know if i like anything else about that time period other than like the idea of like specifically shonda's version of like the taunt no i think obviously i couldn't live in the taunt without um it being shonda's version no well well that because i'm like that part i'm like the girls do get to have a kiki a proper key yeah the multicultural taunt and the girls get a little kiki i mean they girls get a little kiki they do have to do the the taunt of it all and they can't just like read right you know yeah but i'm like the multi the multicultural kiki and also like the fact that the girls aren't like sit down you dumb bitch yeah literally the girls be keying low like if we were all in the taunt that'd be funny as shit it would be fun it would be no who are you it would be so fun and cool i would be in the taunt well and where would you be in the taunt because you see this this one's a cinderella story what if you're a stud like do you get in the taunt oh well in shonda land's version of the taunt i don't know i wonder if she'll do like a stud like honestly wake that up let's do some gender no like some some studs some masks yeah like real bad like real bad i think that would go brr that would go and that's why i'm saying like it's giving like girl let's open it up let's open it up for real and then if they did the heated the heated like hockey at the time like at the heated time girls already heated in there they didn't have a well because i'm just like in in this world where it's like you know we're like we don't see um color do we see gender that because that that if she wanted to get her revenue spike if she wanted to like wake some shit up for real and honestly that's what i thought they were setting up what's his name benedict benedict oh to be yeah he i thought he was gonna have a queer storyline because they were setting him up like you know he was doing his tang like no he didn't really pluck him too crazy huh what um oh they already doing the promo you see he looks good uh yeah i mean she looks better obviously without no like benedict bridgerton and i'm like i don't know what uh anthony bridgerton does anyone want to wake up anthony bridgerton does anybody want to talk about what jonathan bailey decided to offer us like that honestly will be fun like it will be found once every like centillion i'm so sorry but that season to this day they're gonna be forever chasing that high and i guess we'll see if we make it well no see because queen charlotte for me was hitting right you didn't like queen charlotte because you don't like when things happen i don't like sadness i don't like despair and i just was honestly like upset can i say that i was bitter i know can i say that i was bitter because i wanted better for my i love queen charlotte that one's my favorite wow it's one of my favorites i'm just like i'm just like i'm just not like i just i i'm not a drama person yeah i'm not like a work through a struggle and especially i think what had me fucked up was because obviously bridgerton like i'm like isn't the whole point that shit just like hella cool like is whatever no but then well i don't think that's well like the whole it's just like it's one of the closest to me kind of like consistent series is where it's like you know they gonna get together like it's not a question there's no like nobody hits by a car in the sense that like in the sense that yeah well they're together in the sense that yeah but i just wanted her to have just like a classic i don't know i would have really lived for just like a classic like bitch that's not everyone's story i know but i just wish it would have been hers i wish it would have been hers specifically and like they could have done like eloise like that or something i wouldn't have cared no it's just representation of like everyone's stories i know i just i get what you mean i selfishly just wanted just like a win well i just wanted to win for that beautiful couple i love that guy well yeah he's like he's probably their finest and that's why i was mad like lucky they got their finest and their baddest and now it's awkward she was the baddest so it's just like well i mean no that was their finest finest couple to date personally for me in my house and that's why i was like well what about well and then anthony bridgerton obviously those two well and and they're kind of neck and neck they're neck and neck because those bitches also were you can't even she's a beauty that they used to like literally put on the top of a ship like she used to be carved in fucking wood on the shit bitch no real fucking bad and they and and edwina too edwina y'all couldn't read you're gonna read that season was so no those sisters are like gorgeousness the sisters of it all that shit was so penelope yeah penelope but her season was fucking well she had shit going on talking about talking about someone who had shit going on loki plucked her man too fiercely for me oh what do you mean like they had him like the makeup was like the makeup was like bitch like his shit was joella his shit was plucked no wait pull him up cool and cool and his shit was plucked tina and i don't know what it was about it like it was just like the fate like the the mog was too fierce the mog was too fierce for me he's giving gorgeous girl he was moggiana the coif my kids mommyana like the fuck the coif is nasty he was just like mogged like it was just giving like mog which like i'm down for a mog but it was giving the same mog for me for some reason as the season one mog you know what i mean where the girls just be like mogged and like when they were acting it was still kind of like like he was like yeah girl i love you and i was like we'll see how like oh yeah his eyebrow like it was literally giving like no girl i fuck with you i was like well you're like frozen so i don't know sin sin city was amazing the girl was moggiana like abby with my kids mommy on i don't know yeah but that season just wasn't like that and he i mean hey i'm not saying he ugly okay don't don't get it twisted but i'm just i don't know something about like maybe it was the acting but it was just like it was moggiana for me it was higher and higher the first picture is crazy it was just like so like his shit was like like turn like it was turn his coif is not that coif is crazy like that is insane was that happening in the show i don't remember because remember he was in the back but then when they pulled him to the front they literally like took him off the air and he was like oh my god he's like oh my god he's like oh my god they like literally like dipped his shit and then brought him back and i was like wait period they do be dipping maybe i need to re-watch that season i liked it i definitely i liked it but like it wasn't it didn't hit that hard for me like it wasn't they had her like stress well because she well because she runs an empire you see because she runs an empire nobody wants to talk about business she was stressed bootsy bellows but they were kiki'ing though he looks she's like absolutely stunning like that woman is literally like good god like good god like good god look oh i love that the windowsill bust down oh my god no and right and right and her shit was sitting too look in the blue dress mommy on it okay girl she look amazing wait pull up that picture of them like the back-to-back right there like i don't i don't know why it's just like i need to re-watch it he was his face card was too fierce like it was just too fierce it was shocking me like i don't know it's just like i don't know it's just like i don't know it's just it's giving jeremiah from love island it's giving season one like that guy from season one where his shit was literally so like mog tina that i was like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait like girl i don't know relax relax like wait sir i overpost you i overpost you okay no happy on i overpost you and thinking about him thinking about him thinking about like an overposing moment about season one and how nobody talks about it anymore it's unfortunate well well because that was i don't like that shit that yeah that first season wasn't i don't like can i tell you what storyline i don't like yeah i don't like when someone is like i'll fuck with you but i'll fuck with you yeah like just either you fuck with each other or you don't period well that's just like that og shit you know what i mean i hate you and then they'd be fucking nasty with the poochie outfit they'd be nasty with the poochie outfit because remember they were like addicted to sex for a second them in the first season i need to re-watch because it's like that's like muddering them but it's just look at that that picture of him in the chair on the left on the left you see like you know what i'm saying it's just like muggy on it's too muggy in there it's too muggy like what's he thinking no it's just like it's just like this okay relax the face relax the face okay like my king was like so mugged out i was like wait hold on like hold on hold on hold on but like honestly i need to re-watch season one but i i fear just everything pales in comparison to season two like i mean botox would ruin his career i'm so sorry you don't think he has it already no not if he can move his eyebrows left right not yes he had that he has that movie out too he has the other movie what is it um um is um you know i saw the uh okay look look kind of taking it um oh there he go again see it's that damn brow oh right yes you me and duskini i want to watch it i know that that's gonna be perfect because that's what i'm saying just like rom-com bullshit bitch whatever oh whatever like damn yeah girl whatever april 10th well i'll just wait oh wait is it actually oh okay i thought i missed it period they've been running ads since last year that's what i'm saying the fuck they're really trying to blow it up oh okay if we could go to a premiere oh you me and tuscany guys if they have a premiere i don't know oh i don't know if it's giving that or not it's in theaters that's a big i mean the star is like the cast is gonna be the cast is star static as they say it's star static it's gonna be tika simpson uh i want to see i want to see like thank you so much queen for what you've done seriously damn because never forget her man either in the little merm bitch that motherfucker right there muggy ana i was home with my kids mommy ana girl he was fine as hell it's fine as hell sorry excuse me and i'm just got to stop working it's fucked up okay well hold on well hold on it looks the fuck good well hold on what's wrong i'm trying to find like one that doesn't justice like i don't know oh i feel like in the ones of them next like he just looks good the chemi the chemi green oh right where they're both washing bitch when they're laying in the boat type shit yeah if y'all haven't seen that like i don't know i don't know what's going on right there oh that scene was really nasty and sick and crazy and she can't even talk and they ain't she can't even talk to her she can't even talk and i will say rita bridgerton though y'all know cinderella my favorite bitch because i'm so sorry but her specifically that like princess story is so t huh oh that's him in the little mermaid oh yeah right it was during the tawny or whatever um but like a cinderella story like out i mean there are some there are some very sickening girls obviously like oh my gosh but i'm sorry cinderella story go and take it because it's like what do you mean you left the shoe he searched far and wide he searched far and wide he searched far and wide to find you we don't see that these days no because normalize searching far and wide you just left a shoe chemistry so crazy you left a shoe mind you a size eight so it's like a couple bitches gonna fit in that but we just not gonna talk about this okay no well right well she was like a 8 2.5 and yeah an 8.147 like no i'm so sorry but like that for me that specific storyline is so cunty it's so t it's so cunty it's so sick it's so t it's so sickening well and you know what else would have been sickening about that like era dead ass was like i it would be fun to like key with your friends like to key with your friends and talk about like girl i'm feeling him and then your friend could like come with you and like do their one girl and that's why i'm like we would all have to be in the taunt together yeah because we'd be in the taunt together and it's no teen it's no shade yeah and i'm like hey while we're at it like do y'all mind if we talk about tinder for a second because it's like guys let's talk about it let's talk about tinder can we talk about something real can we talk about how tinder literally can we talk about how tinder has a new dating feature called tinder double date double date which mind you i'm like listen if there was ever a feature that was made for us girl on a dating app ever mind you dom has literally been pretty much on every single date with me and it would have been so much easier it would have been so much more fun if we could have literally like locked in together no found a pair of people and like gone on the date together you like this oh cinderella speaking of cindy speaking of cinderella i'm like double date well because here's the thing that's so t and like i just like we gotta run this we gotta run ourselves a double date feature because here's what's so t about this feature first off you make your profile together because let's talk about the hardest part of literally making a dating profile is like girl what the you already make it with your best friend you and that's what i'm and that's what i'm really vibing with like genuinely is the idea that like all of these things that we already do together let's just do it together with intention do you know what i'm saying i show you every single person i've ever seen on a dating app i send every single person so it's like why wouldn't we just like take the pressure off and be like here's me and my friend there's you and your friend we can go on a date together and then it's also like it eliminates oh my god because this is really the part that gets me on every first date it eliminates like the awkwardness obviously well and also i feel like low-key why this is so t2 is because dating is so anxiety inducing girl like the fact that like because it's just like if you're going on like you know like a mission like if you're going on a dating mission you might you the way first off the way maya would like go on a date and i would look at her location pull up yeah like one time never cared well and if and if you were on this date like i'm sorry if you're on the date like it was good you know what i mean like sorry good to see you good to hear from you but one time we were like maya was on this date and i pulled up and was like pretending not pretending i did want a milkshake but i ordered a milkshake and i was like oh my god no literally oh my god and i saw because i saw your location coming towards me and i literally because obvious and here's the other thing too we need to also be honest about the fact that our besties be like there up until the day itself like literally was on the phone texting about it like i'm about to leave he come in like on facetime there have been many dates that you were on to where you literally on facetime until they came up to you were like hey and then i'm like all right i gotta go like you're already in the mix together but i saw your location coming and i literally told this person i was like my friend gonna show up normalize your friend showing my friend's gonna show up and it's like and here's the other thing too this is why i'm like wow like double date could have came much earlier in my life is like i do this thing personally where like i y'all can call me crazy okay but also i would argue me like defending myself i would also argue though that like i we like all of our friends are very like involved with each other you know what i mean like i'm the kind of diva where it's like if i date you and you don't vibe with my friends it's gonna be a chop like that's just what it is and so that also bleeds into like i'll go on a date and then like when i go on it by myself in the afterwards like i'll literally be like did i like them wait okay that's what i was gonna say like it's so hard to recount if you actually were vibing with them or not because like i feel like the whole time when it's just like just you you're so nervous that you can't even like really recount it yeah and so like even when i'll like tell back i i'll this is like my thing that i do that i'm like it would be so tea if my bestie was there yeah and we were just doing like you know a little one too a little double day yeah yeah because i'll always do the thing we're all like come home and they'll be like how was it i'm like yeah it was fine like me it was good and then the more i start like telling them about it i'm like i don't think that was fine i don't think that was literally me and so i'm like imagine this you go on a first date two guys there you're your besties vibing with one and then all of a sudden his vibe switches up okay we're bouncing and then look you're still with your bestie and it's still a key and it's still like actually like i'm actually very passionate about this because also i'll admit that i will like accidentally make it well not even a double date like it'll be like three people because every person that i've dated has met my friends on the first date that is true on some like and and the last time this happened i will also say it wasn't even like i'm not even sitting here scheming all the time like i'm just like i guess putting out an open energy with my friends of like i literally be like no if y'all want to come like i don't care but the last time that i went on a date on a first date we were keying whatever and my friends were down the street my friends were down the street at a little thing we were already gonna go there and then i looked again checked everyone's locations and i was like my friends are there so we go there we're cutting up like literally they met like a couple of like my day one friends whatever whatever and then after the date i did the same thing that i always do i literally got home and i was like i don't think i liked him like i don't think i liked him like i just like don't know like i don't feel like there was a vibe like i can't remember and because shout out keelan because keelan was there keelan was like are you actually kidding me like y'all were cutting up so nasty like you have to at least go on a second date that's crazy you have to at least go on a second date that's crazy you have to at least go on a second date that's if i could do that every time and literally just have my best either like girl period like we keep keying afterwards we can have a collaborative talk it's over with no i would go on so many more dates and i would give so many more chances yeah because that's the other thing too because it like it just really disarms you when you know your best friend's gonna be there because it's like oh worst case scenario if it really doesn't end up working out i'm just leaving with my bestie no and we're gonna have like story time like a hundred percent and then it really does like eliminate genuinely like so much of the awkwardness because dating in general is like very difficult but i'm just all i'm saying is like if i had this option sooner i would have been taking full advantage because if it was up to me like my besties would be on every single date with me well and normalized like i feel like it's also such a great way to like okay say it doesn't work out and like the double date wasn't hitting the way you thought it was gonna hit you know where it was a romantic match you got two new like two new it's a key it's a key and it's also giving like i feel like there is the element too of just like again the comfortability of like both pairs of people having like their bestie there or like their friend there where it's like we can all kind of just like relax into a group dynamic more than just having to do like the one-on-one you know what i'm saying because the one-on-one be a little fierce sometimes and it's like if we could all just key then like it would be like a lot less what and i'm also like imagining like well because you know when you're on a dating app and you're just liking people by yourself what fun is that yeah what fun is that because it always it's always a group effort anyway so it's like well genuinely it's so much better too because if you're liking with your best friend and then you run up on a crew that you like they bad let's over with hey handle it handle it handle it and i think also it's just like and more and more but i'm genuinely like wow like wishing that actually we had this like a lot earlier the safety of it all yeah the like we've had friends and like we've ourselves even toyed with the idea of just like having a friend close by like i've been on dates where it'll be like yeah we'll just be like down the street at this like bar or whatever and like just in case because there is like a safety element too you know what i mean like you want to be able to go feel confident feel comfortable you know you got your people there like it's a key it's a key it's a key and it's a good vibe it's a good time it's a good time and it's just like normalize a double date double date um no i well well i've only went on one okay see i've been on a double date that wasn't like you know we didn't go in there like you with her and you with her like it was just kind of like we all pulled up yeah but the vibes were giving yeah you know what i mean yeah and like i i think also too it's nice to just have someone like help move the plots along a little bit but i'm like no if i had y'all girl i went on i literally went on one double date in france okay i don't know hey has anyone ever been young in turn i don't know only double date i've ever gone on we show up it's literally me and my bestie and i'm like i'm not gonna dox but it's me my bestie we go it's like these two guys whatever like she was like feeling this one guy like it was a key whatever low key it was so fun i remember you were sending me pictures no it was so fun because we were cutting up and it was just giving like obviously their bestie is like we're besties so like we literally showed up we were like guys what's up like what's up and then i was king with a friend like girl what's up like it's no tea so we were hanging out and honestly that genuinely like to our point earlier the best part about it was like genuinely the in practice like oh we're just gonna go to the bathroom real quick once the bathroom we were in there cutting up we were in there cutting up like so what's up like how you feeling no right like i was like no like yeah i don't know i don't know it was a key it was a key i'm sorry i'm sorry so you know double dates are in double dates are in and it's just like a tinder's facilitating it so like tinder's waking it up in such a crazy no waking up in a serious way because i'm like why has nobody thought about them why has no one thought about this it's really strange no in a serious way like they ate so nasty with this data because i'm like okay wait wait the dupe the dupe the dupe day the dupe day so you know y'all so it's just like listen if you're in the and you're trying to like get out there and try to put yourself out there but it actually feels so scary and you would rather sip a pair of hollister jeans through a straw than like put yourself out there and go on a first date what if you brought your best friend what if you brought your best friend like honestly and this is obviously something that we feel very passionate about because it's just like those are the best keys i bring my everything and everything yes real bad so it's like god forbid have you been on a double date not a double like first date i don't think i don't even think yeah unintentionally maybe it's like oh we're all going here oh you uh you uh you dude it is so scary when you're by yourself i'm like it's everything's better with your friends no oh my gosh well then it's like you could get ready together and you can like just do because we do that anyway bro no literally that anyway like this time i get to leave like on facetime till i get in the car like it's just like whatever bro like it's like whatever so yeah so anyways if you guys are looking to put yourself out there start dating more and do more things with your best friends even if it's just for the plot yeah i have you on it okay um check out tinder double date the tinder double day the tinder double day actually yeah um that would have really like woken some shit up yeah make some new friends make some romantic connections like i don't know right no like that's one like that's one like on some taunt shit no girl what the hell else going on life is all about making decisions sometimes you make questionable ones like buying a new tv that's too big for the wall because the electronics store was a little too good at their job. 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Girl, I used to live on Fairfax, like, yeah. Well, that's what I was gonna say, because, like, one, like, sometimes, like. No, yeah. Um, but I have a friend who lives in West Hollywood, and I was, like, spending the night at her house. It be loud. The way I got what sleep. Babe, what sleep? Well, I mean, then I got kind of used to it, but, like, at first, like, the first time I ever spent the night there, I was like, girl, what sleep? It be loud. Because it's just loud. It was just an adjustment, and my mom always makes. Well, my mom literally falls asleep to K-dramas every night. Like, that's what she needs. She literally has AirPods in and falls asleep with, like, her K-drama. Yeah. Brightness all the way up, mind you. And it, like, bothers me. Like, I can't fall asleep like that. Like, I literally. I literally need it. You would hate to sleep with me, I'll tell you that. Well, you've done it, see? Because I be phone on the nightstand. Brightness as low as I can get it, but it's, like, when you in pitch dark, it's, like, damn. What can you do? Like, what the hell can't you do? But, like, and my mom's, like, you're so sensitive. You're so. She's, like, she always, she was, like, saying, she's, like, you're so noise sensitive. You're so sensitive to all the things. Like, she's sensitive. Like, she was, like, you sleep so light. And I'm, like, I really don't think I do. Dude, I sleep light as shit, so it's okay. Maybe I do sleep light. I don't think so. I don't think you do, though. I'm, like, yeah, but. Okay, so, okay. So, that's what I think. Right, in the sense that. I don't think I sleep, like, I'm a light, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Because that's hella me, of course. I'm, like, yeah, I get that. Yeah, I mean, I, well, like, if I hear some shuffle, like, if someone gets up, I'll probably, like, wake up for a second. But, like, is damn sob really, like. Here's the thing. I have heard things about my couch, specifically, that put people into, like, a comatose sleep. Wait, why? So, I don't know, but it's really comfortable, I guess. Do you have a deep couch? Not really to me, but anytime you fall, you have in the past fallen asleep on my couch, I'm, like, Dom, Dom. Dude, but Sav's couch. Because this is where Sav woke it up, on her couch. Can I say this about your couch? Yeah. About what you did. Honestly, let's talk about couches, because y'all know I'm. Guys, hold on. Let's bring it back to couches. I've been hyperfixing. Hold on. Hold on. But finish your. Okay. Oh, shit. Here's the thing. You're a sensitive sleeper, and I will agree with that. Well. Okay. We'll see. She doesn't. She doesn't. But Sav, you did, like, a mattress topper. She cut it up. and, like, put those inserts into her couch cushions. Just like a memory foam. Memory foam. Oh, girl, well, that's why bitches be knocked out. No! So, every time I get on Sav's couch, I'm, like. Yeah, it's a bed. like, literally mouth open, like, head knocked back. It's a bed. I'm out. With that being said. The streets are loud. The streets are loud in West Hollywood. So. They are really loud. I don't live in West Hollywood, but where I do live is, like, very residential area, and so it's mad quiet. So. No, your shit's quiet. And I live. And I live. My shit's quiet right now, too. Your shit's quiet, too. Well, and that's the thing. That's why I literally, like. Because when I lived in West Hollywood, people would always come over and say that. Like, they'd be like, whoa, it's so loud. And I'd always be like. Because I had no point of reference. I was like, oh, I don't really, like, notice it too bad, whatever bitch, ever since I moved. I literally was like, hello, hello, hello. No, it's so. It's so crazy when, like, I was. It's just, like, it's jarring. Yeah. Especially when someone lives on a busy street. It's like, whoa. Yeah. But I don't. So, last night. So, you can hear everything. With that being said, like, if someone's making a commotion outside. You can hear. You can really hear it. 100%. Because it's, like, so silent in our neighborhood. Don't miss that. Yeah. And so, yesterday, at, like, 4.30 was the first time I heard it, someone's car alarm was going off. And not just, like, going off a little bit. Like, it was, like, going the fuck off. Yeah. But it's also 4.30. 4.30 a.m. And so, I'm, like. Like, you know, like, I'm trying to fall asleep, but I can't. So, then it turned off for, like, five minutes. And then I, like, was, like, about to, like, you know, I was, like, out. And then I would wake up to the car alarm. Girl, somebody caught a, like, converter getting took. And then, again, it was happening. Like, 5 a.m. It started again. And it literally went on until 5.45 a.m. Was when it finally stopped. And then I heard people talking outside. And I was, like, I couldn't get up. Because I was, like, if I get up. If I get up, then it's a fucking problem, for real. And then I was, like. Not to start some shit, okay? I'm not quick to call the police. This is all I'm saying. I'm not quick to, like, let me, like, get on the phone with the, like. Yeah. With fucking 12, you know what I mean? But it was so bad. And it was going on for, at that point, like, an hour and a half. That I was, like, if I called the police, would they at least tow the fucking car? Oh, the alarm was going off, Craig? Dude, like, it wouldn't stop. It was going off, on and off, for an hour and a half. Like, from 4.30 a.m. to 5.45. And so I woke up this morning at 8, which is late for me. Like, usually I like to be up by, like, 7. And my head throbbing. Vibe fucked up. Woke up, like, cunt. Like, the cunt in me, like, woke up. Yeah. Real bad. And I was just, like, oh, my God. And I was just, like, the only reason why I knew it wasn't my car. Because I was, like, it was coming from, like, this side, you know, the right side. And I was, like, I parked, like, down yonder. So I was, like, please, would you not be stressed out if you heard, like, a car alarm going off? They probably were. It must have been something crazy happening. Either that or maybe it, like, wasn't, like, maybe the person just wasn't there or something. I'm also just, like, how long can a car alarm keep going off for an hour and a half? Dude, it must have been a bus down or something. Like, that was a Maserat. Well, and then I texted everyone because, I mean, I didn't get up. But then I texted Emily and Q. And I was, like, guys, the car alarm. And they were, like, oh, MFG, it was so bad. So they woke up, too. So you were at home. It was in your house? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were not at your house. Yeah, I thought you were at. I thought that's why you were talking about West Hollywood being loud. No, I mean, that's what I mean. Like, West Hollywood's loud. But I was saying, like, in my neighborhood, since it's so quiet, like, any small noise literally, like, sets that bitch off. Yeah. And so last night, I was at my house, and I literally was, like. Damn. Had my vibe fucked up. Yeah, that's fucked up. In a serious way. I get it. No for realsies. Because I'm, like, my shit's so quiet, too. And also, the termites didn't eat everything from inside the walls, so we ain't got no soundproofing. That, like, genuinely, like, every time. Like, you could hear, like, if somebody pulls up and they're just, like, playing music in their car. And you're, like, oh, okay, you fuck with that? You fuck with Cardi? Because Keelan used to come home, and, you know, he listened to music loud and shit. But, like, he would literally come home and, for some reason, and shout out Keelan, he would, like, sit in his car for, like. He's, like, one of those, like, he'll sit in his car for, like, 20 minutes and just do God knows what. Like, respond to emails or something. I do that, too. Yeah, like, I don't know why y'all make me do that. But I like it. It feels like a sauna. Well, maybe it's, like, a Capricorn shit or something. I don't know, but. It might be a Capricorn shit. You could always hear it. Oh, dude. Like, I could hear it from the back. And I'm in the back. And I'd literally be, like, oh, he skipped that song. Like. Oh, Keelan. Also, there's termite shit in my room. What does termite shit look like? Sand. Sand. Or not sand. It looks like wood shavings. Because it's wood. They eat wood and then they shit it. And then they shit wood. Fuck. So, if you ever see just, like, a pile of, like. Well, and I'm scared because it's under my. Because I was. I started, like, moving my shit yesterday or, like, packing all my shit up. And it's under my dresser. And so, I'm, like, are y'all in my dresser or are y'all in the flow? Go open up your dresser and go look. Yeah. Like, go do a termite and. Well, I'm, like, and nothing fell out the bottom. So, it's just, like. But after looking at the price. You don't want to bring. Of dresses? I know. And that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't want to bring, like, the mites to the next place. So, like, I'm tempted to leave it. But it's just, like, that was the only thing that I was going to bring. So, it's, like, where my clothes are going to go. Just, like, on the flow. No. No. Because I'm just, like, I'm also. Do the closets have built-ins? No, they don't have built-ins. Other than, like, the, you know, the thing and the shelf or whatever. I was going to put a dresser in my room. And, like, moving talk is just tired and it's corny. But I'm just, like. I literally looked up, like, prices of things and I'm, like. Facebook Marketplace. I know. But I'm also. Well, okay. I did Wayfair, I think. You know, remember. Put a dresser. dresser gate for me dresser gate remember how long sav knows how long i was looking for a dresser to go in my room like across under my tv why do i know i remember that maybe i wasn't maybe i didn't talk about it as much as i thought i was yeah i'm like i don't remember that i felt i thought i was like maybe i was just going through it in silence then well because the hyper fixating is like something very and i'm trying to take a step back from the idea of furnishing my entire house at one time like that's the process that i'm in right now but then it's also like well fuck my dresser and my desk that i'm not bringing yeah and a bed frame that i will also not be bringing did you like the bed frame that i sent you was so cute i feel like that fits i did like it but i want like one with storage me thinks you could add sort like you can't get like a little like some cubby to put under it'd just be like sitting under like it looked like mine right now because mine is also like a wire frame that's really cute but then under it's just like hey and those like for some reason don't take a bed frame or a bed skirt oh they don't because they're like built like they have like boom boom boom boom and it's like boom and then it's like if it was flat then you could it's a whole thing me itching the back of my head like it's a whole thing um but my dream right now if anyone knows where i can get one is a waterfall uh vanity so let me know a vintage waterfall vanity would be awesome that's not three thousand dollars so well facebook marketplace yeah they're though hasn't thank you facebook marketplace has ones though that are like i just need to like sand them yeah like sand and paint but i just like don't know how to do that though you could find you someone who i know someone who could say that for you well there it is i'm like i have someone who let the court say i'm like i definitely have someone who could stand and paint that for you okay well then perfect i'll be buying one because they well i need to see my bedroom for i need to see and it's just like okay i did build my spot and i did build it in sims though so oh okay well that we're on the road do you know i'm talking about the vintage waterfall vanity yeah like more like the blah blah blah blah oh like the one in the middle of the first row one over like that's hella gorge or like maybe not with like a boss down bench like that but you know or like the one on the left ski pool like you know you know what i'm saying but i've had the same like white ikea desk since college that i've been using as a vanity so it's just kind of like oh no like uh that's so pretty we can find you something i'm i'll be keeping an eye on selena aka food marketplace you know what else um like estate sales estate sales interesting yeah i have a friend that like really loves those to find other things i need to start going to those honestly instagram because people post like i there's like some instagram like furniture sellers that like you know that's their instagram account yeah so like i would like i would type that into instagram and see what the t is yeah and see like what pop they have them on etsy too but they'd be like five racks i'm like what yeah five racks is it gonna do its makeup like my makeup for me or like but the thing is people i mean that's like when you invest that much in a piece it's like that's forever yeah like that's like i'm still like young intern so it's just like next year i might be like not into that i know i think that's often one time well the rug that i have right now was like i would never spend that much on a rug like ever again like it was just like holy shit talkie mushroom like i don't know what i was on because rugs be some rugs i should say some well and the rug that i have was like genuinely i would never spend that much money on like ever again yeah unless again i mean i now i really do i will keep that rug forever but like i have to keep you have to forever because like the paper use that was like insane like paper use you know and when i think about it now i'm like what the fuck was i fucking thinking that's no shade but i mean i i i've always but that's the thing i've always wanted a rug like that yeah i've always wanted that style of rug um and i've always just liked that style of like you know things to look like um a music studio kind of vibe oh interesting you know we're like they have like the layered rug situation and like the antique like persian rugs and stuff like i i mean i always think it like or the moroccan rugs and stuff yeah i always think that looks really good but yeah man that shit's fucking like fucking crazy i mean well and it took me and that's the thing where like the patience comes in because it's like i look at my house now and like all the furniture i have in it and how much time that took to like yeah acquire everything and it came in like bits and pieces because like i would buy shit on facebook marketplace just to be like okay just to fill the spot real quick and then it's like as time goes on or like you know i had to like ikea little bust down for a second yeah and then it's like you do get your return on investment if you put things up like the trading and swapping on facebook marketplace is gonna like save you yeah totally yeah i just don't want to bring the mites so i might leave the dress up yeah that's how take out well take out your clothes well because the drawer is like fine and also termites don't eat cloth no no no i know but like take out all the stuff out of there and go see like if there's anything crawling that's what i'm saying because i packed it yesterday and there's no like big hole or anything so i mean they're not really doing too much but it is a wood dresser right right and that would make sense because there's nothing left in the walls you see so it's like like if i you know if i was a termite and i saw my dresser like personally i would also like start eating it but like yeah it's just like unfortunate it's just unfortunate because that was the only piece of or piece of thing i was gonna bring so well yes because termites like the thing is the only reason you would know they have termites because mind you a lot of places have termites but the only reason you would know that you have them is i might be so wrong if you're a bug expert obviously correct me but from what i read when i moved into my place and realized we have termites um often the only way that you'd really know is when they start shitting and they only start shitting when they're like so full that they're they have to start like pushing it like out so like they'll kind of do that in your walls already yeah termite yeah they look like a little fruit fly i don't want to like see it necessarily because i know it's going to be like a macro picture like from spongebob but i'm like yeah oh they fly i don't want to see that sometimes they do fly yes they can fly around they look like fruit flies t um yeah but that's the only i mean because they're effectively like harmless other than like the infrastructure like bitch i'm like whoever lives in my unit after this like beware because i don't even know how it's like standing up no shade but um you know they don't like they don't give a fuck about humans or like clothes they just want wood like they about they mania and so they about they mania and so if there's like no mania and then there's just like no mania and but um a lot of places have mites and then they'll die sometimes they'll die over winter because it's too cold so they kind of that's why a lot of places i hear from others who also have termites in their apartment that's why a lot of places won't always like fumigate and shit because they in essence kind of like cyclically take themselves out um but like you would fumigate like i would fumigate this place in the sense that like if i cared about if it stood up or not like bitch i can hear my fucking neighbors washing dishes so it's just like yeah like personally i would assume that there's like no like wood but you know and then they put in that fucking bus down roof when my fucking shit drained and then they like closed off my living room and like busted it open and re-put all that wood in there i'm like maybe the mites the mites the mites about to be like yeah like they've got to be like yay like shibuya crossing for my christ like actually so it's just like the booyah crossing shibuya crossing for the term so it's just like i don't know yeah maybe i'll leave the dresser but that's like the only furniture piece i was gonna take so i'm not i mean just inspect it super well maybe give her a wipe down and then like but that's the thing is a termite is a very internal situation like if they in the wood they in the wood you know i'm saying so it's just like fuck i mean i will say that again i did look at the dresser and like i don't see any holes or anything like that i mean it's more of just like a mental yeah it's more of just like the vibe of like i don't even want to take the chance so i'm sure it's fine the dresser's like really t and everything i think it's because before the reason i even knew that there were termites mind you i'd ask them are there termites like do you guys like do whatever they were like yeah no there's no termites like we be like that whatever blah but then when i moved in there was a little pile of termite droppings of the wood in the corner of my room in the same exact place that like it's re-showed up again so that's why i'm also kind of like it might just be that that's like where they kind of like push they shit out like no t no shade there's like a little crack in that wood right there so they might just kind of be like pushing it out um but in the name of shedding everything and in the name of like i'm a completely different person than when i bought all of that furniture it's just kind of like i don't need to take it and the terms but i'll just have no dresser okay well i don't want you to be dresser less but it's okay i mean i have a closet and i have a roof so you know what i mean i have a roof i have water i'll have a fridge i'll have food so maybe that's all i need no t no shade well and you have a mattress so that's like even better bitch i didn't think i'd have a mattress to be honest so hey thank god um no frame no fuck it and on the floor like an art deco hoe well like an art deco man that lives in downtown with fucking brick walls bed frameless for like i don't know almost like four months hell the fuck yeah bitch i literally was looking at bed frames like you must be kidding me like at that point i honestly should just buy wood from home defense i should just buy wood from home depot and i'm gonna put it in a four i'm gonna put it in a form and measure my match i'm gonna put it forward like that and then i'm gonna put some screws no dead ass then put some screws and i'll hold us a frame the fuck and then get like the slot or you could do the cement bricks remember when they're trying to do the cement bricks honey i can do this one which one's cheaper honestly now that i'm thinking about it that's all i need a little wood stain that's how they used to do it that's how they used to do it i'm gonna have to make the wood pallets no what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna talk about termites i'm gonna build the frame i'm gonna put i'm gonna put the slats later i'm gonna install the hydraulic lift i'm gonna install the hydraulic lift no and like the cinder blocks and like the wood like the fuck oh because baby i literally was looking at bed frame prices like oh like it made me itchy like i was itching i was itching they want money no they want well and that's the thing see greed greed is a sin because when i was on the hunt that's why i went with the article bust down because i was just like i can add to it or like you know it wasn't that much of an investment that i was like if i end up getting rid of it whatever but that one's a hard one to pull a trick on because you know like the soft frames have you seen those you wouldn't like it because there's no um storage underneath but it's like that oh boom and oh yeah like the upholstered tees yeah it's it's more like that vibe boom um an oat but anyways you buy like the bottom like you buy uh what's that called the base yeah the base not a head what's the headboard not the headboard and i'm also scared to not have a headboard the bed frame yeah no it's called like you sometimes you put it on a bed frame to like make your bed higher box spring box spring you buy a box spring to put your mattress on and then you put that soft frame over it i see i see i see i see i see but with that being a box frame right yeah you can start with a box frame i don't know i'm gonna just put the mattress on what about this honestly i would never leave that so i don't know i would just start mattress on the floor let it do its ting like you know what i mean i'm gonna just put the mattress on the floor and then i'm gonna you can do a little box spring moment well when i scrape together 4 000 shillings then i'll have a bed frame so period girl the bed frame will be like a thousand is it hydraulic boom guys should i get the hydraulic sound off below if you have a hydraulic couch because i'm scared it's gonna squeak hydraulic couch i'm scared it's gonna squeak or a hydraulic bed because i'm scared it's gonna squeak i am i am but i'm also really attracted to the idea of putting my christmas tree under there and my seasonal tings christmas tree would not fit under your well that's what they use it for some people i love you it's not i don't think it's gonna fit under i would look it up but they say they put like somebody said he puts his skis under their skis yes because they're like fuck you like what about a flat my christmas tree plastic like well and am i gonna get it in the divorce that's the real question am i gonna get it in the disbanding we don't know well maybe you want your own christmas tree maybe i do and maybe you want a bigger one i like guys i'm so sorry but after like actually looking on ikeert which is arguably like one of the cheaper like options that i have to furnish i literally was like actually i'm gonna take everything y'all got i'm gonna take everything i can okay y'all mind but with that i'm also gonna leave everything i'm gonna just start over so it's just like you know in a money sense i was like i'll take everything but in a spiritual and energetic sense i was like new chapter you don't think it'd be annoying like all your covers and every time you lift up your bed well do you see the picture though like for some reason it doesn't do that i think i'm i don't think they stay up on their own i think you have some of them okay the ikea one hydraulic that's true that's like that's the hydraulic of it all you see but you're every time your sheets get but i wouldn't okay here's the vision though here's the vision here's the vision here's the vision i'm not putting like my windex under there i'm putting my skis you're opening it once a year i'm opening it once twice a year my skis my tree my ornaments my halloween decorations i love you but i feel like you're gonna forget it's under there how would i possibly forget i don't know i don't think i but maybe it's because i don't know well what about the eq3 where are my halloween decorations what it'd be your own friends like if you're your own friends i think i would remember that my tree is under there i do i do i do i do the girl hey hey i've read the reviews the girl says it's sickening the girl says okay the girls say it's sickening okay but i don't know because here's the other thing here's the other thing you feel some pine up your back my tea is like listen i'm also a cozy corner ass bitch okay so with that being said when i get the drawers i only get two drawers why you're not gonna put your bed in the middle well i want the big ass waterfall vanity like if i put my bed in the middle that takes all the space no if i put it in the well your room is huge so for you no how is your is your room as big as what room in my house um the dining room no my old office like you like you sound like the pringles man like i don't know what in what side your room like my waterfall room or my pool table room like no um no actually um maybe like um maybe like emily's room oh with the bathroom uh no hold on no no no no no no maybe emily's room okay maybe a little bigger than emily's room you can fo she has her bed in the middle i know but then there's no room on the side yes there is well there's room for a nightstand i'm trying to fit in a vanity why would you put your vanity on the sides of your bed when you could put it like in the like over here where's over there okay watch this uh-huh an iphone 17 plus okay if this is your room yeah and you put your bed up against here yes what's going in this corner well that's the door okay what's going in this corner well like my bed and then a little bit in my closet no your bed's here i know this what's here but two that would be well if i put two side tables right and then in this corner i could maybe put a vanity but then i would literally be getting in my closet like excuse me excuse me what is up against this wall you're not my closet door so it's like there's a closet door to the little closet and then there's like that middle section of land right there which could potentially be a vanity space but then like i'd literally be like excuse me like i don't know and then there's a door where would you potentially mount a tv in your room i'm not putting a tv in my i know and that's what i mean so what wall would you use do you get what i mean because the wall that you're not it would be that little strip of wall like there's no full wall that i'm not using if i put my bed in the middle can i see the video again yes i think well and i'm not saying that it wouldn't fit i'm just saying that like if i wanted to maximize the space i would put my bed against the wall okay well just like i do right now maybe we do this offline right i'm sorry you guys we're just in the middle of moving um girl it's all good like we are it's a it's all good hey it's all good me looking for the video like no i'm like no i'll show it to you um um so y'all no but we'd show because i'm like my my nail diva just pushed it 30 minutes so like okay well we got some stuff it's not like crazy it's it's not a crazy thing to keep talking about the furniture but all i'm saying is that it's just listen all i'm saying is it possible yes will i be able to fit a bus down waterfall vanity in the next two years when i get it in two years no or a dresser even i don't know where i would put a dresser could it go outside of your bedroom yours what do you mean what about the hydraulic bed what do you mean oh yeah you can put it in the living room or put it your stuff under the hydraulic bed the vanity yeah the vanity like see that defeats the purpose well if the christmas tree well well waterfall vanity wouldn't my heart see because the christmas tree gonna have to be like like that so i'm gonna think all i'm saying is if i put my bed in the corner i would only have two drawers instead of pho okay i'll have to re-look at your configuration again because it could work i'm just trying to like maximize my sleigh no i understand you know what i'm saying so it's like if i put in the middle then it's like i could fit like a coat a coat one of those coat stands i could fit a coat stand i could fit um maybe a trash can a ham a hamper nobody wants to talk about a hamper um oh no anyways all that to say if you have a hyaluronic bed like i don't know i keep calling it a hyaluronic bed hyaluronic acid bed if you have a hyaluronic bed like sound off below um um let us know but yeah well i think we're getting to that time what's the watch bro um neighborhood watch is traders i'm i'm guys i don't think so i'm so behind in life in the sense that like i've really just fallen behind i get you bro i i get you bro like i have a pile of laundry that actually if it falls on me you won't ever find me again yeah um i see you my room looks insane my house looks insane i feel insane yeah um so i'm about to literally after this like put on gangster rap and handle it with that being said the only reason why i say that is i've fallen so behind on traders i i told my therapist this my barometer of if life is like kicking my ass is how much tv i have or haven't watched so keep that in mind no that's real as hell um so trader is gonna catch up on that but the episode like i've seen two episodes well not even a full two it's taking me two weeks to watch one and a half episodes so um i i like what i'm seeing though love um i'm gonna say 90 day 90 day fiance before the 90 days like they they got me girl they got her um because you i'm watching the one right now where it's like week by week which is fucking annoying because then i'm like the fuck um so i started watching the season before yeah because it's done watch that and it's hockey and it's hockey oh i watched this this thing on with will arnett and laura dern and i actually really liked it i thought it was sweet love i've been seeing that billboard on hyperion it's really sweet boom it's actually a pretty sweet movie will arnett will arnett that's his name right thinking about will arnett yeah bradley cooper bradley cooper oh really and he's mad funny bradley bradley bradley he produced it bradley simpson okay love and directed and directed it and maybe wrote i don't know i mean bradley bradley um well loving you guys and uh we'll be seeing you here uh we'll be seeing you at the tawn this season bye life is all about making decisions sometimes you make questionable ones like buying a new tv that's too big for the wall because the electronics store employee was a little too 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