Take The Glove Off - Episode 259

I want to try something different. We're going to start the pod off with you be the judge. And we did this concept. Maybe y'all seen it on Patreon. Maybe y'all haven't. You be the judge. I give you two scenarios and you explain to me why you're taking that scenario over the other one. So it's either give your ex a ride to work two times a week for the rest of your life. Or have your top 20 wildest text messages be displayed on a big screen. And you have to review each one of them with your mom. Just once? Just one time. Oh, I'm doing the text messages. Okay. Text. Text? Yes. What are you doing? I'm doing the text. You're doing the text too? Yeah. Now I got to do the, I just pick up my ex. Why though? I don't want to lose my, I don't want to lose my mom. So you guys, is that wild? No, I literally said I wanted to kill my mom before. Oh, wow. Oh, I thought you meant like that wild. I text that sister. She takes. You're losing your mom. You're losing yourself. I was like 17. She stole my game. I was like, the fuck? You know, I text my sister like she's God. I really must've been on some freak shit. Cause when you said wildest texts, I thought it was like very like sexual texts. I'm not a sexual texting person. That's why I was like, that's fine. It's like, it's hard for me to get into that because like you said when I was younger, I was like, there's like, there's still sometimes you like, but it's just a shot like that. But it's just like, it's hard for me to get into that because like, you said when I was younger, I was like, there's like, there's still sometimes you like, but it's just a shot like that. It just throw me off though. It's like too much that can go wrong. It's just like, like, yeah, you turning me on, but this a run on sentence, baby girl. I don't like it. Where's the commas at? Imagine having to drop your ex off twice a week though. I'd be cool with that. You just getting up late on purpose. Like, fuck it. Especially if you in a relationship. Yeah. That's how she doesn't become your ex again. That is messy. That's so messy. Your girl got to sit in the back seat too. In the month. Just because the same rules we just, you got to keep your hand on her thigh to make sure. She swiped your head away. The fuck up. I got to do this. The fucked up part in the scenario, your current girlfriend could soon become that passenger. Damn, that'd be crazy. You keep playing. It's going to be you. Keep that attitude. You'll be sitting here. She'll be gone. That's what I'm going to do. Yo, yo, that's not what we're doing. Hello. Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. The radio is for people who are driving. I'll drive, man. Okay, then. Welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast. Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies Episode 259. We got Kerry here. We got Gene here. We got Patrick Johnson here. Bro, you're so good. You're so good. You're so weird. You're so fucking weird. What? Why are you saying my whole name? I don't even know Kerry's last name off the top of my head. It's Nani Juice. It's Nani? For sure. Follow it. Follow it. It is, though. It is. No, you don't want to dox yourself like that, do you? What's your. Do I want to what? What's your last name? Oh, no. I'm not doing that. Okay, that's all I got. Gene, do people know. People know your last name. We probably do. Yeah, yeah. And people definitely know your last name. I don't think I've ever said my last name out loud on this podcast. You don't say your last name at all. I was going to ask you. Okay. Yeah, I don't want. I want them to keep saying it wrong. No, the. My biggest thing. Shout out to my guy. Shout out to my guy, Amar. But my biggest thing is when people are under pressure and they have to say his name and they never said it before. Because there's no reason to say somebody's last name. Like, you can know it, but to say it out loud and talk it, you don't really say it that much. So when somebody has a complicated last name you've never said it before, and you have to introduce them as that boy, you're about to butcher the fuck out that name. I spell. Oh, man. It's different, though, because in college, everybody called me by my last name. So it was like. It's just a sports thing. Got it. When you're in sports, you get called by your last name the whole time. Even in, like, younger ages in school and stuff like that, you just, you know. Especially having a common first name. Once you. Once I say it the first time, everybody would, like, kind of understand it. Yeah. But anyway, tour, May 31st. We're going to be in Detroit. All right? Get your tickets. I know Summer Walker is the same day. Come on now. But y'all got. We'll. What path. You're going to sing the song. Come on. Yeah, yeah. What? Sing the song. Do away your love letters. I thought it'd make you feel better. Come on. We get y'all Summer Walker during the show. What are we going to do? Three Summer Walker songs? Yeah, we got you. We got you. We got you. Not a booty. We can't. No, I'm just playing. I don't take it. No, I'm kidding. That's so crazy. You're going to get us in trouble. Your husband is going to come in here. Hey, hey, hey. That's how you're going to see on our screen. Hey, don't knock over the camera, nigga. Calm down. The camera just started moving and shit. Carrie Reign down the hall. I knew this wasn't no motherfucking podcast. But make sure y'all get the tickets. Toronto tickets are almost sold out. The second show, the first show. It's already sold out. So grab your tickets, Toronto, as well. And our Toronto people, let us know where to go while we're in Toronto. Please let us know early. Don't give us no places just so we can meet you. We're not on that type of time. I'm not going to lie. Like, give us some places where you like, this is an amazing experience. I've heard about it or I've been there. Please, please, please. We're not trying to meet up with y'all, bro. All right. What do we got for the first stop? First, oh, we can talk about recently. Obviously, it's passed a little bit. But we haven't talked about it on the podcast. Kevin Hart had his Rose comedy special on Netflix with an array of comedians ranging from Shane Gillis to. Tony Hitchcliffe. Tony Hitchcliffe, The Rock, anybody you can think of. Cat Williams came out for a surprise. What did y'all take away from The Rose? I'll let Carrie go first. Yeah, I thought that The Rose was. I personally thought that it was good. I thought that it made me think that. We don't appreciate comedians enough and for their sense of humor and how they are able to kind of just tell jokes on each other but still have respect for one another. And I think that's something that's lost today. But at the same time, I do understand all the backlash from it. Yeah. I think, obviously, the biggest backlash is from Tony Hitchcliffe. Yes. And the George Floyd joke. I think when you hear racist jokes, right, I think the thing that kind of makes me feel that calm sometimes is like, okay, that person's not really like that, right? That person has. But when you can sense that this person might be a little racist in real time, so this might not. These don't sound like jokes. This sounds like how you really feel. I think it kind of can rub people the wrong way. I thought he was doing pretty good up to that point. But did he write those himself? Because I know they have writers. No, he's a comedian, so I'm pretty sure he wrote something. Even if they don't write it themselves, he still saw the shit. You know what I mean? He just hasn't proved enough to tell that joke. I don't think anybody has, to be honest. So it's just like there's no person on earth where I'd be like, that would sound better coming out of their mouth. If Kevin Hart said the shit, I'd just be looking at him like, what the fuck are you talking about, too? And so it was just weird overall. I think also, too, George Floyd is just a regular person, not famous for anything. So when you're making fun of famous people's depth or something like that, there's that sense of popularity, like they're well-known. You're saying this thing, he's well-known for something terrible that happened to him. So it's like, I don't know. It was just low-hanging fruit, too. There's also other people. And also, like, this is. This is what rubbed me the wrong way. If that was Donald Trump's roast, or if that was anybody that was, like, white's roast, would he have said that? Or would he know, like, Kevin Hart has a black room, so I'm going to say a George Floyd joke because it's going to be more controversial. He might have because he already said something about, like, Puerto Rico being a shit show at the Republican convention as a joke. And so, like, I feel like he probably would have found a way to loop it in. Yeah, but if it's not. Like, that's what comedy is. That might have went off there. That's not what comedy is, but that's what comedy tries to do. Like, if you walk away from a comedy event not kind of semi-offended, then the comedians sometimes feel like they didn't do their job. Especially a roast. Yeah, especially a roast. I get the premise of a roast. And, I don't know. I think. I think it was. I thought it was okay. I think it was pretty good. I think there should have just been more black comedians. You know what I'm saying? Then we probably wouldn't have been offended by the jokes. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. It was such a kind of mixed genre. It just seemed like. Some of those jokes up there, it didn't seem like they liked each other for real. Like, the Chelsea Handler and the Tony Hitchcliffe stuff, it didn't really like. It sounded like there was real beef behind their work. There definitely is with Tony because of, I believe, his political views. Yeah. For sure. But, you know, my thing is, I had to think about it like this. Okay, back in the day, comedians always used to say extremely racist jokes all the time from the 70s, 80s, 90s, right? But, I want to say when that was happening back then, it was more so in a space where people knew that that's what was going to happen and they expected it and it wasn't going to go viral for everybody else to nitpick if that's not really your niche of comedy that you like. But now with social media, I think everything kind of is heightened in a sense and you can pick it apart and whether or not you are for a roast like that or you're not, you feel like you have to give your two cents and it just kind of blows things out of proportion. Oh, that makes sense. Not talking about the George Floyd part because I thought that that was completely disgusting. Yeah. But just the other racist jokes, I'm like. I didn't get the Cheryl one either though. Like they were saying she was so dark yeah yeah i don't think she's that dark skin though that's just rope but i'm just saying it was just funny saying that with draymond green who's like the same complexion they made a joke of them together too somebody did yeah it was like a shape i feel like draymond was darker than her yeah but she's more she's more popular they probably didn't know draymond was going to fucking be there but the other thing i was going to say is them even having a roast on netflix is what's crazy overall you talk about the social media yeah that's the last point of it that's a really good point but the other point is like it should never even reach netflix because it used to be on comedy central exactly they did it on netflix though huh they did the tom brady on netflix i know that's when it got corporate but that's what i'm saying that's when it began to get corporate i'm saying the old school roles with like jeff ross and all them they did it on comedy central that's one like comedy central the type of thing like if you 12 13 if your mom walks in and you're watching comedy central she might tell you to change the right right but if i'm on netflix i'm a kid or if i'm in a family room now all these people have access to something that's super dark humor that used to be behind be behind like a like a hidden channel basically that's exactly why all those people were like sitting on the stage who probably didn't even say nothing yeah that was a lot of niggas on netflix if there was a lot of niggas on stage his train was on stage somebody that you know has a special on netflix but with netflix though you have the choice to watch it though yeah so that's why like i can't even like even i thought it was okay i didn't i didn't hate it but it's like i chose to watch it but then you don't have a choice if you're just seeing clips on social that's that's when you don't have a choice yes i believe that's that's the ultimate no choice right you're scrolling and you don't have a choice you like damn i see cat williams what's cat williams doing you might see your favorite comedian i get that but netflix is still there a little bit not as much you still gotta click on it but if i'm on netflix and i'm seeing like all i do is watch rom-coms right and i get suggestions for my rom-coms my tv shows my but right above it it says roast and i see kevin hart and i like recognize kevin hart as a person same thing with tom brady i recognize tom brady as a person and i click on it a lot of people don't know what they're getting themselves into even like a roast if you hear and you get the concept of it you don't know that people go that dark and they've always been that dark but you can also get yourself out of it like with copy like oh but you just said but you just said that tony had the thing and he was doing well until that joke yeah and then at that point if i didn't want to watch any i can just click backspace but you heard it though i heard it yeah yeah that's what i'm saying but i think i think i'm okay hearing things i don't like as well and just kind of like moving on from that i understand that everything is not going to be for me but it's going to be for somebody else and there's somebody out there who really likes dark humor you know it might be a fetish i don't know you know like you're getting off on the weird joke but i i don't know i just think some some comedians use the dark humor as a mast though to like as their and that's the thing i don't like without like saying that type of joke if i've seen you been funny like multiple ways it's like okay now it's funny when you kind of do that dark humor but when you're just like dark dark dark dark dark there is just like this is not humor anymore just how you feel especially if it's a comedian that does it way better than you and it's like okay shane gillis is a dark humor person and he kind of teeters on a lie of like racism right and it's like he didn't tell his jokes better and he knows where it's like you can't go into certain deep waters like why the fuck do you have a there's so many other jokes there's so many other dead people there's so many like bro talk about your grandpa nigga like why the fuck are you talking about george lloyd let's dig that nigga um no i'm just saying though but that's our humor to him right it's just a joke he can't say shit bro oh man uh i guess we'll move on to uh more major news drake dropped the album just recently um and i just want to say this just one well he dropped three ice ice ice um it's just funny like when people do or don't like an artist what excuses they'll make or not make for that artist yeah that's all it is it's just like you'll see somebody that's a super fan of drake they'll just be like this is why this is good this is why this is good then you see somebody that don't like drake to be like this is why this is bad and just like bro just shut up and press play or don't you know what i mean like but that's the point of art though i think art is put out there too especially when you put out art out into the public it's like you have to expect the critique that comes with it and the fanfare too yeah i just feel like the algorithm messes with so much because people who probably don't even care about drake like that or probably like to listen to them when they alone by themselves don't talk the most crap about him on social just for the likes and the clicks and the engagement and that's so weird to me yeah i mean you you get clicks and likes for going either way too much like i get like i feel like i don't feel like i'm in the middle i really really like the album but i also get on tiktok and i hear people like doing too much and i feel like they're antagonizing the people that might not even listen to the album you like they like online like this album is better the best album that's ever dropped in music history and the nigga that's a michael jackson like nigga shut your bitch ass up and it's just like okay take the glove off might be top five shit ever said take that glove on man if i was drake that would be like the last straw the nigga told me to take the glove off i'm putting money on the nigga like okay that nigga think i'm playing now i really i really fuck with the album i like the made of honor better like made i like ice man better i think i think just because the style of music i start to like a lot it's just like the the more like the the girly pop kind of like the jersey like the jersey type of music yeah and i like really like the house music vibes i would think when i hear those type of music i just imagine myself in like places where that would be a vibe yeah yeah that's kind of yeah something like that yeah turt like i'm telling you vacation here it it all depends on where you at yes yes i think that's what we were talking about because you know people were talking about drake is the king of beat switches and like switching the tempo and there was a lot of songs where i that's why i was mad at people coming out with you know their takes with 17 minutes it's 11 17 central time are you talking about the album week the math ain't math like but you got people but like i i like i like the album but like when i first started with the album it was only three songs i liked i'm like then i went back through it and i picked up another three songs went back through it and it's like damn some of these songs i never gave a chance because i didn't like how it sounded in the first 10 seconds because i was so ready to jump to the other song so a lot of people can't take in that much information we know that though america read at a fourth grade level so they already know i it was interesting too i was discovering the same song i was listening to i was discovering the second halves the songs on the internet because i hear the second half the songs like wait what song was that one they'd be like oh this was this one yeah i definitely think drake has a pocket and now he likes to kind of stick to that pocket or he knows what works and all the people who are hating on him right now who don't like the music y'all still gonna be playing it in miami y'all still gonna be playing in y'all cars when it's like two a.m exactly when you run the girl when you run the girl and it and we got you on the captions yes also yes the captain's crazy and like okay listen we all got about like six days with with the story posts in the music okay i'm participating right now but at the six days let's start to sprinkle it in you know i'm saying we all can't be using the same song and shit i'm not trying to be all have the same caption we got to spread it out i'm not trying to be like the certain demographic that play uh everything hallelujah let's not do that with our drake songs y'all said let's spread it out a little bit it was funny because like a lot of people also had i'm talking about the people that had bad opinions about it super quick and then like if you ask like a non-drake fan what's his best album they they have to say take care right they have to like even if they hate on them they have to say take care and drake actually posted some of the comments to when take care first popped out and it was like oh this this too much you're doing too much uh this not it that's not it like i don't like the tempo of this beat the tempo of that and then just like you gotta wait bro every album you gotta wait there's so many albums i'll listen to when i'm like this shit is great and then i'm deleting it from my album music two weeks later like what the fuck did i download i think i said the same thing about non-stop the song where i didn't like it at first until i heard it outside and i was like okay this is it this goes and i like to be different too if i see too many people like my first album uh scroll through shebang like probably everybody in history heard that beat and i loved the song i didn't like it at first at first okay i ran to the internet like hey they probably don't even know about shebang the next 20 videos is like you know dancing to shebang and now shebang lord on my list because i like to be different you know i'm saying i don't want you to know the words of my favorite song so now i gotta go pick a different song all right i got a question for you guys all right if you your friend has a picture right and you like it and then you want to comment on it if there's already eight different people that left just fire emojis under the picture should you leave a different emoji yes are you his best friend that's your boy that's your boy I think you got to bow out You got to do something different You got to post it on your story You know what I'm saying There's nothing you can do You can't even comment You got to post it on your story Matter of fact let me collab with this bitch It's a picture of the nigga and his mama Let me collab with y'all I've gotten the most random collabs before It has nothing to do with me I'm not in any of these pictures I got mentioned in a story Of a guy on a boat He panned women on the boat And I'm tagged in it He want to make sure you see this He want to make sure you see he's living his life It was a part of their boat that it didn't go to Come on now Why am I tagged in this Then he gonna ask me He was like bro did you get invited to the boat too I said no I said you get mentioned in this too Nigga a rat I wasn't there It was late as hell too I think it was like 11 I get a text from Mike He talking about bro did you get invited to that boat party With all the women on it I did not say that Why the fuck would I get invited to something like that I said did he mention you in this too Why would you text me that though Because I got mentioned I might have thought it was like A you thing You know what I mean I was just chilling I'm watching a movie I get a text message from my boy Hey bro I think you watched the story too Go to the story Be vague Go to the story Tell me what you see You click on your boy's story Oh damn Just bleep the name I didn't want to make a big deal That's a big deal That nigga I don't want nobody looking at his story Please Please I might be on it one day Okay I had one tweet Go ahead For a sex worker Is it a good client Or is it good for you Or is a good client the one who fucks well Or the one who fucks badly Are you asking us I have an experience It was just an interesting concept Because I was seeing the comments under it Saying like Women saying it You know one way or another Because some of them would rather I guess It be fast and bad I've been in situations Where I've been in situations I've heard of people I heard through the grapevine I heard of people's situations My girls start watching It's like how many minutes is it We're 26 minutes in Okay Wait hold on Let me get rid of her Sports sports sports Lamar Jackson Pat Mahomes I think he's coming back LeBron or Michael Jordan I don't know It's the championships Versus the accolades It might be down to me I don't know Remember check your alternator Okay Watch it ladies It's a trick It's a trap But what was I saying I said You said from experience I done blustered my own brain I got myself I done fucked myself up What is your sex worker experience No no no no Oh damn That's what I said That's what I said No but I was saying I was about to bring it back to strippers Okay So not sex workers I was going to bring it back to strippers Just for the announcement I've like seen I've like known strippers That I've heard say like They just Rather the guy not know Like how to be in a strip club Get what I'm saying They rather like get a newbie That don't know what they doing They don't really care If the guy looks good Or the guy They just want to like the money You know what I'm saying And they feel like They don't have to do as much To get him there Yeah but Whatever he's looking for Yeah I don't I really don't know It's just like It's just like It's just like How many people are sex workers Because they love sex I don't know That's what I'm saying Yeah there are I'm pretty sure There has to be right Yeah There has to be We don't know the percentages But there's also A billion dollar market Like just like the Sex in general Trillion Yeah a trillion Trillion yeah So it's just like I mean people in relationships Pay him for sex Yeah Vice versa Yeah so I think it's like For some of them It might be easy Any sex workers That watch it I know there's a couple y'all Call in We actually We came to the show By the numbers We have to have No there was a few That said they were sex workers No no no We never had that No there was a few That said We never had that In the DMs No yeah We never had that What Okay I'm mad What the fuck Are you talking about Shea Gill just Just won MVP Damn champs God damn Go ahead Yo can you hear me Yeah yeah Can you hear us Yeah yeah yeah How's it going How's it going man Going good bro Damn My first time on the pod Welcome bro Welcome welcome Nice I got a question for you What's your PSA Alright man My PSA is I found a method If you're If you're growing to pagan I found a method For the guys To you know Block that You know Get that out of here To block it Okay So I mean it is Trying to blow in your hole So I guess it's a ball Gotcha Alright So first of all Let me explain So Like me and my girl Were just talking And she just randomly Brought it up She's like How would you feel You know Pagan And I was like Yo hey yo And you know I came up with a With a wild As a response I know Pat Gonna say something About this but I'm gonna say this I was like If you gotta peg me You gotta eat it first I wouldn't call that Blocking I I When we're in basketball turns I call it an alley-oop Maybe Or in sexual terms I'll just call that foreplay That's the sister shit No chill Not chill on me Chill She got eaten first So you want her to Lube you up then Basically Nah nah Because I know I knew I knew she was gonna do it But you knew But you never thought You never thought She was gonna peg you either It's not that I just in my head I was like I gotta out freak her Okay Before we get Before we get on you Are you saying this because It's only because You know she'll never say it Or is that something That you will require As a trait Nah I know Cause she would never do it But what if She would never do it If she does it Ah man I'm fucked Yes you are Alright I mean like Why can't you just Tell her no No no no That's not the question Why is this nigga Telling us That's the other person It's just me saying Because for all My other dudes out there Bruh like I can't Bruh I can't tell her no How do you know This is like an epidemic That's going on right now I don't know Because I listen to the pod bro Like do you guys Y'all got some freaky calls Yeah but the niggas That be saying that shit On the pod They actually want to do it Literally Alright you know what You're right about that You're right Why can't you tell her no though He said you're right No because I told her no But she was like Bro she was like I'm going to do it anyways I was like yo You got to chill bro I think you got a bigger problem Yeah Yeah Sound like a consent issue brother Does she own something Like that already Or is this just All hypothetical talk Nah it's all hypothetical She ain't got nothing like that Like where are y'all When y'all have these conversations Is my question Is she behind you We be like Nah Nah we be like Sometimes just like I guess like When we going somewhere We be like Talking in the car On the way there It be like just random Just small talk She trying to peg you Before y'all know Go to Marshalls Nah I'm trying to see How big of the jump Of freakiness Is happening right now So Has she ever proposed Something like Less freaky In the bedroom Or this is like The first time She's ever talked about Experiences She wants to have In the bedroom I mean I think Low key I think she's got Like this Freaky ideas Because I put her Onto the pod And when she's been Listening to like Don't blame us Nigga Hey don't do that No Don't do that bro Nah No we didn't This is freaky But I don't say That freaky Also also like Hearing people talk About something Does not Like introduce Something sexually Like it's Nobody's coming To a podcast A comedy podcast At that And then taking it away Like oh I want to Peg my boyfriend It has to be something You're giving off to her Like there's There's nothing To do with us Like you must be Tooting that thing Up in front of her I give nothing Off to her I don't know What it is I don't know Why she want That nigga look Peggable Yeah You let her Hey you let her Play in your ass And then now you Wonder why she Want to peg you Come on man No bro Don't bring That nasty shit here bro Nah never I would not I would never Yeah he trembling I thought his method Was going to be like Swiping it away Or some shit Yeah He talking about No get He talking about No get it wet first baby I was like I was like - You know what I'm saying? - What the fuck? - All right, bro. You have a good one, man. - All right. when y'all gonna when y'all gonna be in cali for your tour this fall all right for sure you'll know the dates you know the days man just make sure you wash your hands hello hello what up hi what it do oh what's your psa my psa is all of these cinder fellas as men need to stop wearing all these sparkly clothes they're already shining bright like diamonds you said cinder fellas yes interesting um what's okay yeah like what do you explain what clothes you're talking about the baddest women in the room they in the club standing on couches with their tutus on and they and they sparkly outfits okay okay what like what do you want them to get back to i'll look tight clothes the pants be tight in their minds get i'm not saying you know wear something you know like so i do what we were back in the day but you know can we at least try what what's the dress code or what you think we need advice no not bad bitch i can tell you that okay you got a man i don't but that's why because they are here looking better than me so you don't like any bedazzled like what is this like some subtle bedazzle because i got some shirts with some subtle bedazzle on it what subtle like two three like maybe like if i i think i have a shirt with a sc on it that has that's bedazzled out you think so yeah hell yeah two three like we we all wear bedazzles on this pot like that's not as much anymore yeah i don't watch y'all on youtube no y'all don't stop saying you want me to wear bedazzles on this pot i don't watch y'all on youtube no y'all don't stop saying bedazzles on this pot i don't want you to wear bedazzles on this pot i don't want you to wear bedazzles on this pot you want me to wear bedazzles on this pot i got a pair of pants that look like a disco ball i got a pair of pants that look like a disco ball no i got some bedazzled you better wear no i got some bedazzled you better wear no i got some bedazzled you better wear them you better wear it in private them you better wear it in private them you better wear it in private not private i won't wear it to a club not private i won't wear it to a club not private i won't wear it to a club or nothing but i will wear a bedazzled or nothing but i will wear a bedazzled or nothing but i will wear a bedazzled shirt if i like it not all the way but i have been wearing i have been wearing less bedazzled stuff though like a lot less like i haven't worn one in a while because it is some of them are getting a little too much like as i'm as i'm uh getting up there in my 30s i've seen it yeah no that's the problem once you hit 30 we're gonna say like 20 then like 20 30 marks all right now no let's let's calm down get you a regular t-shirt okay two three but that's all i could do for you your whole shirt you got you buy your little graphic shirt they got the great but what is the bedazzle are actually diamonds though she said the snowman with the chains no i don't care it's the diamond art why why do you want it no we got we're both gonna be bad bitches we're both gonna be at the club trying to write like yeah why don't we see girls i don't even be wearing bedazzled stuff like that at all nah you're the you're the bedazzle boss exactly two to three bedazzles max anything more than two you're not coming in the club okay what you okay let's say scenario we all going out to the club what you wearing i will wear us i wear a dress i don't know depending on the vibe a dress yeah what color what color what are the colors i wear it don't matter about the color you wear all black that's that masculine stuff we talking about but you just gotta let everybody wear what they want and then that's even better for you you won't ever run into a dude that you don't want because like you'll be able to tell right away like bedazzles they ain't even a dude for you you know i'm saying well okay no no no because i ran i see i'm a truck driver i ran into one at a truck stop i almost shot the fuck out of me old school oh okay so you're dating a guy right and everything everything's going well you guys are been talking for like three months and like it's going really good been on dates right dates and shit like that basically damn near your boyfriend and then he shows up to a date and a bedazzle button up what are you doing then are you ending it there because of the bedazzle or do you continue dating like it's full all over there yeah yeah like all bedazzled like it look good it look good though they ain't no crazy shit but let's go ball and it costs two minutes no i gotta see i gotta go you're we would end the relationship just because of that uh i'm gonna get sick we gotta go home we gotta leave the function why why would you do that what shoes what shoes you wearing to the table what shoes are you wearing to the date probably heels no wedges no wedges no dunks not a hill the hills in the dress you right you deserve you deserve no bedazzles you you right you got a right we don't know what she deserves no no no no no no no no you deserve no she literally deserve everything first of all first of all happy international woman century she literally drive a truck and wear heels how many like what shoes are you wearing no i don't like her she's one-on-one rare come on pop your shit sis no i appreciate you thank y'all have a good day you too period y'all what's the word shit shit shit what's the word what'd he do what'd he do uh welcome to crashing these podcasts man what up what up all right well what's your psa my psa is couples need to stop going to the club together okay okay why you say that i feel like that's like clubbing and going out that's not a a relationship thing that's not something people in relationships should be doing so you like on the you don't you got a girl no okay all right talking talking from outside the club basically basically you basically you tired of seeing girls there and then you walk up to him and they like oh i got a boyfriend he right over there no no no because i'm not a girl because you could already peep that it's the it's the fact just seeing him there like like why are they here what's here for them you know boyfriend like when the last time you've been in a relationship uh last year last year you your girl never went out we did go out where y'all meet uh like we met through like mutuals you just did y'all go to the club yeah we went out like once or twice like that wasn't funny it wasn't because i just feel like everybody was looking at my bitch that's your first problem right there like she was bad i just feel like everybody wanted my bitch you know yeah that's like you know that's called being insecure hey but you know that you know they'll they'll want her more when you're not there right you're right and that's why we're not together because she gotta want them back because i'm saying that in the sense that you said you they shouldn't go to a club together so if you're in a relationship with a girl right and are you letting her go to the club by herself then are you okay with it no i'm saying if you're in a relationship you shouldn't be going to the club period like with her or without her oh this is just like so this is not even a thing about you being in a club with people in a relationship this is about you not wanting women in the club who are in a relationship because you insecure so like you don't want your girl in a club type shit so when you're in a relationship so you don't go to clubs no more not really like i'll usually that's that's when i do like movies and restaurants i feel it i would say it's not a bad thing for you to say like you don't want to date a girl that um that's always in the club and stuff like that that's just your preference so your preference is your preference but once you get with somebody okay i'll try to i'll try to cop a plea for you bro he like he keep cosplaying as like broken heart lover boy and like i want to see the girls in a club like which one pick a side nigga either you super red pill or not you said what two things can be true at once nah bro you got to pick a side that's your problem bro pick a side you want this shit to stop over here and this shit to start over here you just want to control everything you ain't got no girl no i just never heard i just never heard of no niggas having a good time in the club bro i do all the time bro like what like what the fuck are you doing with your girl y'all arguing or some shit y'all going through each other that's what i've seen i've seen that i've seen this is a more important question how tall are you he said 27 27 okay i'm six two oh no i'm a cool i'm a cool five seven 35 seven it's like when he says six two it sounds like he never said six two in his life he just put those two numbers together for the first time he said six two what the fuck i had to i had to dig deep for that boy he went from starting two guard to backup point guard i got bunnies though that's good man just get the second unit going that's all he has y'all every team need that energy check in taking charges and shit all right bro you have a good one The nigga trying to get the start point guard in foul trouble. Yeah! Yo, what's the word, brother? What up, bro? What's y'all on? Welcome to CDP, bro. Oh, I'm a regular here. Y'all had my brother on a minute ago. Yo, brother? Yeah, it was a nigga talking about what you cheat on your girl for $1,000. Nigga up there, $500. He said, yeah, bro. They engaged now, actually. Man, I ain't gonna lie. We take so many callers, bro. We don't remember that shit. But, hold on. Let me act like I remember. Hell no! That's crazy. Remember that shit, Mike? That's crazy. I just got back from his bachelor party, actually. That's one of our most memorable calls, bro. Shit went viral. Alright, bro. What's your PSA, man? Bro, I ain't gonna lie. I be dropping terrible dick. It be so bad. So, that's your public service announcement? What a change-up. Bro, bro, it just be terrible. I be dropping bad dick on these hoes. I'm like, I be thinking I'm gonna get a call back, too, after is my problem. And I know it's bad, like. How are you, how are they, like, bad? Like, how do you know they're bad? Bro, I got bad hips. I be sitting doing missionary for, like, 10 minutes, cramping. I'm like, bro, what am I doing? I'm, uh, you the stomach-to-stomach type of nigga, ain't you? See, my problem is, though, I'm into, like, the real freaky shit with a girl. Like, the real freaky shit. But then, like, you know. Yeah, it's just bad dick. Everything else cool. Like, I'll eat your ass. You can eat my ass. But, like. Whoa. You said that very casually. Oh, no. I just said that. We just said this. Wait, what the fuck did he just say? You ain't never had your box tapped. You ain't never had your box licked. Your box licked. Box licked. You gave yourself a box. You gotta call it the box, bro. You gotta call it the box. I've never heard that before. I swear to God. I swear to God. See, if y'all post this, everyone that know me gonna hear about it. Niggas like you. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, you know how I get down. Whoa, whoa. That's the problem. Oh, this is like a known thing. They know his slang. Yeah. What was his original thing? Oh, no. Oh. What's up? So, like, how do you like all this freaky stuff? And you can't do no freaky stuff. You got bad hips. No, I got bad. I play college football. Niggas' hips is bad. I'd just be sitting here trying to. I'd like the little engine that wish he could. It should be horrible, too. Like, I'd never be bad. It's like a girl told you this, though. Or are you just kind of going based on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. So, my brother's fiance actually. So, I fucked her best friend. Crazy way to start a sentence. Not just saying, how are you getting reviews on your terrible dick? Go ahead. My brother's fiance, I fucked her best friend. She straight up said, the foreplay is a 10 out of 10. The dick was horrible. I said, damn. You said foreplay. At least you're getting the reports back. She said it was like a 3 out of 10, bro. I was like. I was like, that's horrible. I'm just giving out bad nicks. Hey, man. Or you guys just work on it, bro. Nah, I accept it at this point. It's kind of my personality. I'm just giving out bad dicks. So, are you in a relationship now? Man, that's loaded as hell. Kind of, I guess. Maybe. Explain that situation. Oh, my relationship? Yeah. We should have already known that you was in a dicey situation, by the way. You even talking. Because it's like, there's no way you can keep a woman with the way you talking. But go ahead. Bro, I can't. No, that's the problem. That's the problem. I keep like three, four bad bitches. I just can't commit. That's my problem. Okay. I'm like, they be hella cool, though, because they know I brought that dick. And they be like real comfortable with the bad dick. Like, no, it's not like that. It's good. I'm like, damn. You really a good girl, huh? Yeah, man. You ever heard of like a therapist or something? It's just. You know. Yeah. Leave that shit. It's just like, why don't you just like actually just commit to a girl, then, if you like. If you already know you're bad at something. And why are you trying to overachieve with three people? Damn. Y'all really want to get into this. This is crazy. So, bro, I was in college, right? But this girl. Bam. First girl actually ate my ass, bro. First girl ever. Okay. And niggas was ready to marry this bitch. Damn. I'm talking to her about it. Talk to her, daddy. I can't. I swear. It's going to get crazy. I can't keep talking to this nigga, dog. He just straight up go. Oh, no. My dad. I remember, you know, black man. What? Oh, shit. Yeah, bro. I was in that moment. I can't commit. I wish you would have never told nobody he was black, bro. That's like some info. Let's bleep that out, all right? Come on, man. We trying to move. Trying to move the culture forward, man. Yeah, bro. He got retired police dog hips. It's not as crazy. All right, bro. Go stress. All right, yo, boy. Hey, nah, nah. We ain't doing nothing. Hello? Yo, what's the word? Welcome to Crash on Me's podcast. What's up, fellas? Let's go. You rushing me, bro? I had a question for you, bro. I was just trying to get you hyped because you sounded kind of bland. I'm about to say, like, shit. You were supposed to ask me the question first, bro. I don't know how this shit go, man. Yeah, okay. Yeah, turn it up. All right. All right. But. What's something that breaks your heart to say, but you have no choice? Yeah, man. A couple weeks ago, I had one out. Had met this amazing girl, bro. I'm talking about amazing, beautiful, you know what I'm saying? Great energy, all that type of shit. Got the number. Feel me? The little energy the first, probably, what, week? Set up a date. She couldn't make it. Had, like, an appointment or something. I'm like, okay, cool. I'm like, all right. So, um, end of your business. Just let me know when you're free. A week went by. A week went by. Nothing. Two weeks went by. I'm like, all right. Three weeks went by. I'm like, okay. So, I nigga started a goddamn, you know what I'm saying? Outsourcing for, uh, I'm like, counsel, I guess you could say. I need to, like, help. Did I double text this bitch or not? They was like, yeah, if you really like her. Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. We don't call bitches on Crash Dummy Podcast. So, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Uh, if you really like this woman. Thank you. If you really like this woman, you should, you should, you know what I'm saying? Try a little harder. I'm like, all right, bro. It's against, it's against what I, you know what I'm saying? What I stand for. But I'll do it because I do like her. Cool. Reached out again. I was like, uh, shit, everything just really just slowed down. It's when I'm like, I'm just like, ah, I'm not getting the same energy back. What is this? And then I got ghosted. I just said like, it was, it was a dog. But then you get ghosted the first time. Wasn't it like. I mean, yeah. Three weeks. I got double ghosted. No, you got triple ghosted. I say like a week is ghosting. Like, especially after having something with somebody and they not telling you why. Then two weeks, double ghosting. Three weeks, triple ghosting. Then you went back four weeks total ghosted. No, but it was really three weeks, bro. Cause I texted on the third. That's just part of the game. You just call. For some simple shit. That boy just went diamond and ghosting. Got a hit record, nigga. Hey man. Happens to the best of it. Don't it? I hate them. But the other thing I do. Okay. I want to say this. I hate when people say stuff like this is ghosting. Right. Just because somebody has like a hard time telling you something. Maybe they see that you wouldn't have took it good because you can't even understand like the little one week break. You should have got the hint. I mean, like I said, I definitely got the hint. But I outsource. Cause I'm like, how do you get the hand? And then you outsource. They told me try again. Who told you try again? Shit. My sister, nigga. Try again? You got sisters, nigga. Like, yeah. What the nigga? How does, don't correlate me with no shit like that, nigga. So you got a sister too. I'm saying like, bro, try again. Don't make sense after somebody didn't talk to you for three weeks. And that's like the most pitiful advice you can get. She did not give a fuck. Yeah. Your sister must've know like, damn, I can't believe she went out with you. Try again, nigga. Does the girl know? Does the girl, does she have like mutual friends at all? Nah, I met her like just at an outing. How did you get her number? I mean, shit, like I danced with the girl all night. Like we was vibing. Like by the end of the night, shit. Was it dark in there? We was sitting out in front of the club. No, nigga, I ain't ugly the fuck. I just asked, was it dark? Look, there you go. Now I got to check your profile picture. That's what gets you actually ugly, nigga. I'm just saying, was it dark? I'm just saying like, I'm just asked what type of club it was. No, you got to check. Check your profile picture. I don't care. Like, go in here, take a look. Look. Go ahead, bro. I mean, it's been a minute since I've been on the pod, bro. No, no, no. You good, bro. Nobody said you was ugly, bro. I know I'm not. I was just trying to, I'm just trying to get the like, do y'all know each other? Have y'all seen each other in the light? I mean, yeah, bro. Like I said, by the end of the night, we was sitting out in front of the club. I'm kissing her shoulders and shit. I'm thinking shit is immaculate. Wait. Okay. What the fuck? Okay. Okay. So after the club, you never saw her again? Never seen her again. Bro, what the fuck is this nigga talking about, bro? She got, bro, she married, bro. She got a family, nigga. It's a regular ass shit. She wanted to have fun. Some women do just like- You were fun for the night, probably. Yeah, just like- Hey, man, I ain't going to hold you, though. I ain't going to hold you, though. I'm low-key like new to the nightlife, bros. I ain't, you know what I'm saying? How old are you? Endulging that shit too much. How old are you? I'm 26, but- 26? Oh, shit. Welcome to the game, little nigga. - Ball up, man. I'm telling you. like if you worried about getting ghosted you do not get a number at a club like women give their number away at a club for sport like bro this shit is like this shit is again they might kiss you they might bruh they literally might hang with you the whole night they might introduce you to their whole section but when they wake up in the morning they're going home to their husband and three kids like they done you just look you're just a little young did you buy her a young boy you know i'm saying they had fun with i mean i did it was just come on now bro drink first you said what somebody bought her a drink first he wasn't the first okay bro it was just a one night thing bro i don't even count that as ghosting i get it now if you're i get it now like if i was thinking y'all went on multiple dates after that and then she ghosted you nigga that was just one night at the club oh he's saying he get it now he just needed i mean yeah like i said i'm i'm new to this shit bro i you your sister should have told you this not us man how how was your sister i mean was she 28 9 29 is she married she definitely said girls be fine and like club boyfriends and shit but i'm like i didn't think it'd be like it's just yeah your sister no she she knew she just didn't want to break your heart she like damn my brother just got ghosted that girl played him try to text a girl three weeks after you marry once at the club is crazy hey you should have told me that you were a girl you should have told me that you were a girl you should have texted her on saturday when you knew she was going on to the club again she might have ran it back with you bro that's your best bet i'm not going to get her in the daylight though she a vampire he's been trying to go to the same club at the same time he's standing in the same spot she was right here nigga what's that saturday same thing he's like i didn't see her and i bet you his ass no i bet you his ass got a modelo in his hand with a lot of trouble where's she at nigga talking about modelo nigga talking about modelo and i bet you his ass got a modelo in his hand with a lot of trouble where she at nigga talking about modelo and i bet you his ass got a modelo in his hand with a lot of trouble where she at Nigga did that little Drake thing Where she at Listen bro Y'all niggas chill on me bro I told y'all I'm low key a late bloomer bro Like Nah bro That shit is just common sense Nah you gotta You know you gotta Is it? Yeah you gotta do shit Yes after three weeks I get it After the first time You know She was Might have been a vibe You guys might have been vibing out The first week you trying to text her And shit like that But after the first week bro It's raps bro He got it He understands now He won't like Actually like next time Appreciate you Gene But like you see what I'm saying I need a little bit of sincerity No no no You need some tough love Your sister was being sincere Look what that got you Look what that got you Three weeks after Come on man Come on now You almost went to jail I ain't need no battle I'm talking about Homeboy 2 Nigga said the same shit Yeah Talking about outsourcing Just hey How many people in your crew That you hang out with That you would go to the club with Respectfully I really just go to the club With my cousin bro But Okay but He's a police officer so He don't be having too much free time Oh okay Um Nigga fighting crime and shit He said that shit like Man he's Batman or some shit Like yo That nigga you a Batman bro Gang Okay But okay But what I'm trying to tell you Is like you just ain't got nobody In your inner circle To like help you out So maybe instead of like Outsourcing Trying to find out what she doing You need to like outsource And try to get ahead of this nightlife You don't just jump into no nightlife And try to figure out the shit yourself Just go ask somebody some advice You know what I'm saying Especially if you're not Especially if you don't go to your sister She don't know what the fuck She talking about My lord And I was telling her that shit too Like we was arguing And I'm telling her like bro A male's POV like Why the fuck am I trying again Like I gave you the opportunity To hit me back The club is She like She said some shit like Girls run into a lot of foot niggas You should try to prove That you really like her And I'm like Bro I get it But like She working for the other team She's a city girl for sure You see what I'm saying The thing also You see what I'm saying bro Also being at clubs The music is very loud So you're Basically whispering in her ear And telling her shit And all she's doing Is been nodding the whole night Like yup yup yup Not understanding anything That you probably Like any information You might have provided Yup yup Mike like we had really We had real bad What y'all What y'all talk about What was the one thing What's one thing You learned about her that night Shit she got three brothers Baby can you help me Baby can you help me You see I done that sound You trying to talk about Your brothers and sisters And Boston Richie Panning in the background Like shit don't make sense Like what the fuck Like that shit don't make No sense bro No No that's you bro I'm trying to help you out Like I said bro I get it No I feel it bro Okay what's your new approach When you go to a club What you gonna do next time I mean shit Like I said I really had success My first go around This the second go around First go around Shardy took my number Okay So that's what I'm just Gonna go for And did you Did you guys What happened after She took your number Did she hit you up I mean I ended up Hitting that Yeah I ended up hitting that Is that the goal though Is that all you wanted right I mean nah I'm actually looking for A relationship right now That's what I was getting But why the first thing But why the first thing Right First of all it's a club And then the first thing You tell us is that You hit it You didn't say like How the relationship went Or what happened So you just I feel like it was very What you talking about The first girl I'm just saying You throwing us off Of what you want Are you just out here Just like what you looking for I mean it's fun I'm in the process Of just having fun If it's fine I'm gonna find it I feel it I feel it That's all we wanted to know Alright bro I hope it works out for you man I mean a lot of women bro But it's just like I hope it works out I'm not saying Also I'm not saying the club You can't meet people at the club I just think it's not like The most conducive places For people to meet Cause like you can meet A girl in the club And you met her somewhere else Outside the club And you guys would be A perfect match I just don't think Real conversations Happen in the club Makes sense Alright You see I get that as well But I was trying to You know what I'm saying Get that date So we can have some real talk But never mind Alright bro Alright bro What's your message I want to say Shout out to y'all boys You know what I'm saying I'm glad y'all let me Back on the pod I'm the Red Bull nigga You feel me My life did a complete 180 since then You know what I'm saying What was the Red Bull thing We don't remember We get so many calls bro Remind us I'm already knowing I think y'all had A dude on the podcast From Gritsen Gritsen X Oh okay Deontay Kyle Okay Yeah yeah That episode But yeah I'm the Red Bull dude And he got fired You feel me 180 You feel me Better job Like I said I'm back on these Holes and shit Sorry Okay I remember it Yeah okay Alright baby Get shit though Oh man Shout out to y'all Shout out to you too Hope we help again bro Yeah for sure But you miss that girl though I do But I'm finna go out right now Actually I need to be getting ready What's your message Is she recognize your voice Just give me a chance No add club music to it Sorry You let me take you out I'm gonna show you What a real man Baby can you hear My car Every day To you shit Beeping with my bitch Right now But life still is You know what I'm saying I don't feel like I need to be That's exactly That's exactly what she heard That's the only way She recognize his voice She be like damn Okay now That's what you gotta You gotta send a voice note With some G Herbo Playing in the background Yo what's up man What up What up Ain't nothing much bro I'm in my freaking Fucked up situation right now And my fucking battery Stopped on me I'm going through y'all stories Let me reply to these And that shit But are you on the side Of the road right now Hell yeah Be careful though You should be getting crazy On the side of the road Like you a truck driver Or just like regular car It's just regular car shit man What you waiting on the tow Waiting on my stepdad Okay That type of shit Hey man We all been there before bro Shit ain't no joke Yeah man It's fucking life Shit's pissing me off No you good bro Another day another dollar Let's try to make it A good time right now Alright Chill out What's something that Breaks your heart to say But you have no choice Oh shit My mama the reason My dad cheated He did just say a stepdad I was just gonna say Okay it's starting to make sense Okay why you say that Nah it's because I love my mom But she nagged so much And it's just like I know she the reason This nigga Just like Got up and like I'm tired of this shit She got things I just gotta go And he just cheated on her And that's the situation We in man I got a stepdad At that moment Wait so like Was your dad in your life Yeah yeah My dad in my life So you like So Does she still nag To your stepdad Yes she does But my stepdad He takes it And I'm like Hell nah I can't be I told my mom I say You the reason my dad Left And I cannot have No woman like you But I love you mama Did your mom ever say Like anything your dad Did wrong As well in the relationship Nah she just called him A teen ass nigga But like how you know That she wasn't nagging From something That she caught him For before You even Even born You know what I mean Bro Because he told me The story He said He told you Okay He told Yeah I listen to both sides He told me On the day that We were born He was coming from Miami Getting a wedding ring And He thought that He thought He was a guy That was talking He thought Start over Start the fuck over Start the fuck over bro He was coming He told me that He was coming from Miami With the engagement ring He was coming from Miami That's why That's why he was in Miami Where do you live Before I start Sorry sorry Not to interrupt you Oh Where do you live Where were you born Or like What state yeah What state Georgia Okay Okay Okay start Start the story over Okay all right so he said that he was going to get the wedding ring and when he pulled up to the hospital she's nagging she's going at him like oh you cheating you out here with all these other bitches and shit like that and he was like you think i'm fucking you i went to get this ring and he said he threw the ring at her and was like fuck she just gave birth though you don't think she might be like hormones like he should have been there like what and how does he like okay so the thing about so this is where your dad fucked up at right so he just so happened to be coming back with the ring the same day that your mom went into labor so he waited until your mom went into labor he already had the ring he was out there partying and shit because he like damn when i go back my son gonna be born and my life is over with so he was over there getting in and then he took the ring like come on let's do this because ain't no way he wasn't with her a couple days at least a couple days before you was born he probably was he probably wasn't i just feel like it's all no it's the way he the way he explained it the way he explained it i'm like damn that's a fucked up situation but it is what it is yeah i think you need to do a little bit more investigating man i should how come no you i think you need i think you need your mom's side of the story i think you you not getting it all because what if you know what i'm saying like what if you're what if you're uh the person you were having to kill with cheated on you before you started when you nag her it's deeper than that though it's deeper than that yeah i live with this woman wait how old are you 21 oh no get this nigga off my phone i'm not gonna like the more i'm in college though i'm in college okay okay no it makes sense it makes sense bro i feel like one you shouldn't be getting a ring you shouldn't be getting a ring you shouldn't be getting a ring you shouldn't be getting involved in like the reason they broke up or anybody's fault it shit happens as especially when you get kids are involved as you get older though you start to realize whose fault is it and you mature a little bit you start to realize it and it doesn't matter whose fault it is at the end of the day because they're both in separate situations right yeah i still ride with both of them yeah let them live the life don't matter you need to love your mama though you need to uh have some more understanding for her and like why she nagging i love my i love you don't want no woman like her you don't even know her bro bro she nags too much i love my mom but she nags bro all right bro you might just be really needy as well too oh my god i am a needy ass okay i would be nagging too she like what what does your mom do for you right now like does she i know i'm here uh because i'm sure she helping you pay for college right hell yeah i'm sure she giving you food to eat as a 21 year old man all right now i have a job i know you got a job but the reason why you able to spend that money from your job so freely is because you live with who my mom there you go bro come on now you nothing without her you broke ass nigga no you need to respect her bro don't give her a hug bro she nagging for a reason bro she's trying to make sure you don't end up like pops man so are you in a relationship hell no i don't do that shit are you have you have you been in a relationship i'm a young i'm a young bachelor bro okay so have you been in a relationship though hell yeah and have you been faithful in those relationships hell no i'm the freaking cheater what you talking about you need your own bachelor pad to be a bachelor that's true you can't be a bachelor living with your mom it's no problem living with your mom at 21 but yeah you can't classify as a bachelor you're just a horny young nigga that's it you like because right because you can't be a bachelor bro you have no car no no job no you got a job you ain't got no car no house he has a car a broken car no he does not have a car right now whose car is that the car is broke we're currently trying to fix this shit we all right bro remember remember go give your mama a hug bro all right bro tell tweet of the week uh carrie sent me this uh she said it says i have one i want to say it says if your baby is ugly i'm not hiding my cigarette around it oh my god oh no no who already said that are you going to hell that is the worst no no no no you you sent it to me no it's almost bad because i was going to the grocery store today and i saw this lady have all her windows rolled up and she started smoking a cigarette she had two babies in the back and i said oh my god right she better she better pop up was it an older lady too because grandma sometimes i'll be giving the phone no she had been like in her late 30s oh no them kids would be all right i grew up around a lot of smoke i was i'm i ain't gonna be tired did you have asthma i got it bro the funniest thing is discovering your friend has asthma out of nowhere bro because no because i've done like me and pat been a lot of athletic situations like sports everything i've never seen this nigga use an inhaler right never but we've done hoop runs we've played 10 games straight never seen this inhaler we're walking randomly on tour and shit like that he's just walking out of nowhere we walk for a while and the nigga just take out the inhaler i was like wait what come on bro it's about bro it's like it's it only happened like weird weather changes i thought it was like a vape or something i thought he was joking i had jokes so much i thought he was trolling bro bro i literally i literally take an inhaler i literally take an inhaler probably like three times a year and it's like because i went through a crazy weather change and i worked out and i worked out outside so that means like i ran and it was hot and it got like immediately cold and for some reason like i can't take a full breath bro i'm about to die so y'all laughing at this shit bro i'll punch you in your chest no that's crazy and you literally diabetic bro put some glucose in your shit bro um somebody said tweet somebody said i couldn't be a club owner starter dreads 80 to get in i do want to say that though um if i was a club owner if you don't look like you got your shit together or if you got your shit too much together you can't come in club club should only be for people that like got they shit together but they still got a little bit way to go like they need a little break and shit you got your shit together nigga what did you hear for like don't nobody want to see you popping bottles smiling and shit i just finished a nine to five nigga like i don't want to see you popping bottles i don't i don't need to see you drop 80k in front of me and my girl we're trying to have a fucking good time god damn boss man d low fuck how many bottles does nigga need no i'm just saying like i don't think it should be for they should have their own club and then the people that's like the people that like come on now bro you're trying to separate the classes the red lines in the cities bro think about it bro think i hype a club a beat if it was only middle class people on that bitch that should be lit bro it wouldn't be no sections no nothing everybody be looking like man we can't afford that shit bro they be fucking it up god damn no wonder the shots in here at 20 this nigga spent 80k yesterday they know i gotta be in here i don't want to see none of that shit bro man absolutely not okay y'all want to know my new rule on a friday what since i've been an entrepreneur i had this rule on fridays get the fuck out the way i bruh i don't know if you notice this but on friday especially like where we from it is wild people are driving crazy and i used to and i used to get mad like every friday i'm like bro why is everybody tripping and it's like because my friday i've been off on thursday i worked half a day on tuesday i didn't do shit at all i've been off on saturday and it's like these people just bust their ass for 60 hours and i'm going 40 into 35 chill and listen to music i'll be mad at me too like get your bitch ass out the way stresses of life man i tell you bro i'm telling you bro you got to get the fuck out that way i gotta respect it y'all got the road bro or when it gets real hot too just in general when the weather get hot the streets get reckless with the driving time to go bro it's like well where are you going if it's my rule is if i see more than 12 wife beaters i'm out niggas niggas niggas in fighting attire ready trying to go like that's the perfect fighting attire bro okay i want to ask y'all about dr cheyenne bryant have you heard about it yet yeah yeah i've seen it okay okay no fill me in for a quick backstory fill me up for sure dr cheyenne bryant she is a psychology expert and a life coach and she is being called out right now because she's claiming that she's a doctor but she does not have any proof or has not shown any proof that she actually graduated and has her doctorates right and at this point she's saying listen i don't got nothing to prove to y'all because god told me that i'm good but people are kind of giving her some backlash because she doesn't have a license she it seems as though she was lying about her even having her doctorates in the first place because the college she went to shut down shut down and she's claiming she has no way to go get her transcripts and i'm like girl what are you talking about that's where she went wrong to me when she was trying to when she told that little runaround story she basically said the school closed down and then the company that handles transcripts the third party party they no longer have the transcripts because it expires after two years it's just like that's not true anybody can get their transcripts plenty people have come out and said yeah the people that went to that school then came out and said that i went here like before her and i still got my uh transcripts and it's like where's your dissertation if you're a doctor that should be public for everybody to view and she's just doubling down on the fact that she don't have her and then like she has it but doesn't have her transcripts but she lied this long why would she let y'all stop her now but the thing she's saying i never said i was a therapist and then the thing about doing podcasts a lot you start to you know you start to talk and say things and there's plenty of clips of her saying as a therapist and stuff like that so so it's just like but she's not licensed i think in this internet age there's a lot of experts in the sense that don't have any credential why they're an expert in that and i think i'm not saying she falls in that but it kind of sounds like she might be falling into that just because it's just like it seems like such an easy thing to prove it doesn't like i'm pretty sure she's well educated and everything that she yeah yeah i knew she was lying when i saw that dr brian chain nobody gets it like i would never get like podcaster pat on my shit like a podcast like what the fuck i think she has an honor honorary uh doctor yeah she has an honorary one but i don't know do y'all feel like if you're giving somebody advice and you're doing it for your profession that you should have some sort of license for it or you think it's just cool to just be the a life coach i think life coach if she's just saying she's a life coach i think people can have that like the credentials of saying that i can give good advice but obviously from like a therapist there's a lot more theories that kind of go into you know you writing like dissertations and stuff like that so i don't know yeah it depends it depends on like what life what type of life you're talking about yeah if you're talking about financial like a financial coach even as they say they didn't get the degree in anything financial but they've been killing it on the market in the stock market right and in no different ways to invest in money just like self-taught right then you can say you know that person can still be a financial coach or something not maybe like at a bank or anything but i think it's different because i guess math is very black and white yeah there's proof in it yeah there's no proof in like life coach she can't even talk about something that she did because it's probably private if the person is talking to her like she's talking to him like they don't want to talk about their life so there's nothing she could prove about that i think life coach is fine yeah as long as it's like okay i just got a divorce where do i go um i'm a single mom maybe you're a single mom or you got something that you've been through that can get me through it but as far as like if someone is like literally saying i'm depressed or something like that i feel like you should have a license for that yes i think because that stuff can tie back to like book work and school work but when like actually because she was saying that well i've done my sessions with cam newton and i've done my sessions with nick cannon and b simone and i'm like are you talking about their podcast sessions like i don't get that part but the life coach like you said i think that that's cool but the whole psychology expert yes the psychology part is where like there's some like book work but what is masters in in psychology you know i'm saying if i get that's not that's not something that you get to talk to people about something yeah you still got to go do something with that yeah that's why people write those dissertations because you can they get peer reviewed by other uh therapists and then you can like okay like they agree with what you're saying yeah it is your opinion sometimes in those type of things you're giving your opinion about something or writing a theory about something so it's just like that dude that um he went to jail i think he was like a dentist or a doctor he was actually doing like a great job with his client but he wasn't licensed it might have been another one you're not talking about the atlanta one are you no it was some dude that was a nerdy looking dude with the glasses and he was acting like a doctor one of them was doing okay he wasn't doing great he wasn't killing nobody but i'm just saying like that's what she said but i'm just saying like even like people that like do stuff like um like hair or or they're a barber without a license it's something they are not learning when they don't get their license it's just one thing they might not have ran into it yet like you know i'm saying like yeah yeah no i get that i i don't know if i'd sit in on a class though yeah like would y'all have a session with her i would i wouldn't mind it feels free i would have her on the pod yeah i would too i wouldn't even like i'm i wouldn't go out on a limb like i don't know if she's a doctor or not like maybe she's just like confused or something you know i'm saying like maybe she is a doctor and maybe we confuse no but you can't say no definitively you can be like 99 sure no i can never say she's working independent you know like an independent rapper yeah yeah i won't say that she's not either but i also would just say that i don't believe what the story she's telling yes i definitely don't believe it i wish you would have just said listen i wanted to put doctor in front of my name for the branding purposes and for marketing purposes because that just makes me look more credible and she got an honorary degree so she's like yes and she's got the honor yes she can't she can't i don't like that for branding purposes because like like what have you no but dr no but she cooked bro no she did cook i'm just saying like come on now it's either like right dr dray nah she can't do that dr pepper that's what i'm saying she has sold her or some shit dr brian's do sound like the off-brand uh dr pepper sound like toothpaste dr brian doctor or some foot soles yeah yeah dr brian so my bite was done he hurt no more dr brian's booty cream all right somebody said uh if uh gene sent me this somebody said if my wife ever becomes paralyzed just know i'm still eating that pair of lissy oh my gosh y'all freaked out not too free g no more bro somebody said i'm at the liquor store helping them lift the gate up them the people you want in the club no the the people that there's people that do that though you you never realize it until you're doing something like a special event like you ever went to a casino with like as an event and stayed at the casino a little bit longer you start to see people look like oh this is your home like you're here in regular clothes you ain't got no change jewelry on you and some jogging pants like this look regular or you go to a liquor store at 11 o'clock and you see like they talking like they know each other what's up rob what's up jim i'm in here for a day party what the fuck are you here for nothing is like a show stopper more than like i saw a reel about this your drunk friend you put him in an uber to go home to back to the hotel and y'all still enjoy your night out and then you turn to your left and you see like commotion going on and niggas getting turned and it's a circle around and you walk to and it's your friend right there who you sent home it's like what and and and it's almost like he got a recharge like the nigga was about to die when you put him in the uber so he's like yeah he gonna go get to room go straight to his room and the nigga came back with more energy i'm not gonna lie the dirtiest shit i ever did i feel like i was with a party going to a club yeah and me and this guy that i had just met at my friend's birthday party was the last two in line and he was kind of like drunk as hell but i don't know him well enough to like get him together so i'm like you know what it is what it is but everybody talking about make sure everybody good make sure everybody got i'm like i got him i got him and when we got to the door they asked him to pull his id out and while he was pulling his id out he started to get dizzy and he fell yeah and they're like they're like no no he can't come in so like i went into the club and i was just partying for an hour and like five niggas pulled up over there like hey where james at i'm like oh yeah i need to tell y'all he didn't get it he's like that's my little brother i was like hey i barely know this thing i've done that but the point was that um they couldn't get into the club same situation but then i'd be like hey bro we're about to go to another spot and shit like that you know like i'm gonna get you i'll get him an uber and just get to wherever hotel he's at just hopefully he gets there because i feel like you that drunk and you kind of like come to and you he's gonna fall asleep in the back of the uber for sure right he got a 15 minute ride so i know when he wakes up he probably gonna be like oh shit the night ended and niggas already in their room and shit until you get back until you get back on this phone see anybody's story so that story said three minutes ago like wait what that's like that's like a that's like a very great friendship yeah because there's only certain people like i would not go into the club if they couldn't get out like if we were in new york and we were all getting to a club and they just looked at gene and be like oh he said always because he always doing some shit bro i got a dress code or something i'll be I got something. I got a bone to pick with this nigga Gene. I gotta say that. But, like, Gene can't get in, right? And Gene is like, this is one of my best friends. So, it's just like, okay, he can't get in. Where are we going next? But if it's just that, like, that awkward dude that was hanging around, you know we was with a couple of them in New York. But you met them on the way and they decided to follow you to the next place. Yeah, and they're just like, oh, we'll see you in a minute, dawg. Nah, nah. I'm going to be like, no, bro, it's probably not even popping in there, bro. I'm going to just go inside and check real quick. There's a bathroom and shit. I got a question for y'all then. So, let's say y'all in the club then and somebody passes out because they're drunk or, like, maybe they're dehydrated and they get kicked out of the club, right? Are y'all leaving with them? No. Who are they to us? They're your friends. Y'all all came together. Y'all are close. Y'all are friends. Close? Yeah, y'all are close. Dehydrated and drunk? I wouldn't leave. Especially if I'm still having fun. Because I feel like the friend group, no, because I think the friend group that we, like, we hang out with, they would know. It's like, bro, I fucked up. To get in this position, I'm not going to breathe. I wouldn't even want, if that was me, I wouldn't even want nobody to leave. Like, nah, bro. I fucked up. Y'all stay. My night's over. They pass out on the floor. Only if it's a woman. That's the only way the night shut down. Because we got to protect her. But if it's a dude, man. If it's a dude, it's all man for himself. Come on, man. All right, bleep that. No, but definitely not. You know better than that. Like, we grown ass men. Not at any age, really. Come on. You can't ruin the night. Oh, my God. Come on. Do you know how they play floor? They be playing shit like Flo Rida at the beginning of the club and shit. I feel like with women, that's your drunk friend, then you have to go. Yes. For protection, yes. Just like, I kind of trust my friends to kind of, like, protect themselves as well. Right. But also, he might be a danger to other people, so I might just make sure he, I might make sure he get home at least. Gotta make sure he out cold. That's what I'll make sure. I'll make sure that he gets home. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, last tweet. Somebody said, just saw a girl on TikTok say, gas prices don't affect her because she puts 20 every time. I ain't gonna lie, gas is high as hell, though. No, it's high as hell. I'm not gonna lie. I'm ready, like, this nigga about to- I'm ready to go back to my Florida Explorer. No, no, he about to, he got the premium gas kicking my ass. I'm not gonna lie. But, you might be cooking, Donald, because I might, I might have to sign up, because I'm sick of this shit, bro. Just put me- Nah. It got me thinking about electric vehicles. Electric vehicles. Nah, this, I paid $114 to fill my tank. Nah, man. I've never seen my shit in the hundreds before. I was like, wait, I didn't even know it happened. That's what y'all voted- Bro. That's what y'all voted for, man. Bro. That's what y'all did, bro. To the point I started, like, saying, like, ah, I might just Uber there, even though it's still, like, a worse thing to do, in a sense, but I don't feel like, this is the longest I've, like, driven past, like, gas stations. Usually, I fill my tank up about, like, like, a hundred miles left. Eighty miles left. I was filling my shit up when it was, like, 20. Like, last resort. Oh, my God. It made- Bro, shit is getting dangerous. Like, I've never, like, one- The thing that I'm confident about is, like, being in the suburbs at a gas station. Like, I don't give a fuck who around. I'm on my phone. I'm not worried about my surroundings. La-di-da-di-da. You gotta watch your back now. Like, it's- This big currency going on. Like, nigga might rob you for your gas. Like, think of how fucked up that situation would be. Like, getting robbed for your gas. You know how long that- That process is? Yeah. Like, nigga, give us that gas you just swiped for. Then they pull up they car behind you, and then you click it. Yo, and you still gotta look at the price and see how much they're robbing you for. You're like, god damn, nigga, what you got? Damn, only $40? That's a small-ass tank. Rob me anytime, bro. Now, did his boy pull up? Yeah. Nah, gas is too high, bro. Put that over here. Oh, have you seen that trend, the spicy Polaroids trend? No. So, it's a trend, I guess, the wife, the bride is taking, like, spicy photos, like, maybe, like, lingerie, whatever type of photos. Okay. On Polaroids, and then they have the maid of honor- Like, sneak it to them? Sneak them to them. Throughout the night? I haven't seen that yet. And there was, like, one that happened where she was- They were dancing on a dance floor, and all the Polaroids, like, fell on the floor. And you just see, like, everybody, like- Scattering to that. I feel like- I'm not- I don't think I'm ever going to have a wedding, but the one thing that I was always going to be nervous about was doing the- When somebody goes under the dress to kind of, like- Because it's like- Man. I'm like, am I going to look like a- I'm either going to look like a complete nerd, or I have to really go full into it, and then look like a real freak in front of my mom. They better turn their back. No. I've seen that nigga. Dude, like, again, it's like, they start, like, putting their mouth, like, after my bra, calm down. I'm not doing- The grandma's right here, bro. I'm not doing that, because at some point, you got to be on all fours, and that just throw me off. I just don't get the point of it. I'm all for breaking societal norms. No, for sure. For traditional stuff with weddings. Because some stuff is just weird. Like, why are we doing this in front of my grandfather, and my mother, and the three-year-old? No, well, weddings, like, why the fuck am I not eating while you getting married? Like, give me a little snacky snack. You want an appetizer? I'm just saying, like, bro, y'all just got to sit in here watching this shit. Like, y'all know this shit boring as hell. And then you start to find out the hierarchy in, like, your friendship, when it's like, table one, you can stand up for your food now. And then you have table 35, and you're like, wait. I didn't even like that nigga in college. One thing I hate being a DEI at a fucking wedding, though. I hate that shit. When it's all white people? Yeah. Then you, like, you look around. Like, hold on, man. This is a personality invite. Come on, they look at you and shit. You! Come on, man! Come on, you boy! Come on! When I see, like, same race marriage, usually, like, when the seed in a race marriage is, like, groom on this side, bride on this side, right? But on those mixed weddings, it's like, they try not to be racist. So it's like, everybody's family is sitting there to mix it up. Because they know. They got Uncle Elroy next to Auntie Elizabeth. And now my nephew. So, let me get this right. My nephew fucking your niece, right? He's like, all right. He's like, I'm talking about your husband. I'm chilling, you know. Uncle Elroy, leave him alone. That's trash. Oh, man. I was just at a wedding on Friday, and I was so happy because two of the people who I was supposed to be sitting next to, they didn't come. So I took their plate. Is that bogus? Yes. No, it was paid for already. Exactly. It was on the plate. It was bogus. It was bogus. Nobody was there? That is not bogus. She bogus. She knew it was bogus. That's why she asked us. You took it to go or what? I did anyway. You took it to go or like? No, I ate it right this morning. I took it to go. I took it away. She was hungry. I don't think I've had. Have you had wedding food that was good enough to take home? No, I guess there's not really. I had some good wedding food. No, I've gotten good wedding food. My cousin Romaine's wedding. Top tier. Yes, okay. He has some. He has some aunties in there cooking. That was different though. That was like actual like. That was some soul food. Yeah, soul food. It was just like. Oh, okay. It wasn't that many people either. That was some shit that had your left arm tingling after. Yes. That motherfucker. Elizabeth! Sorry, I got lightheaded. That shit right there, boy. That shit. Oh, my God. That shit's so good. I guess the last thing we can talk about, we never even talked about this dude the whole time he was doing a thing, was Chud the Bill. Oh, Chud? I kind of like. I'm glad we didn't. I'm glad too. Because obviously we were going to be right. It's like something bad was going to happen. I also didn't want to predict something else bad. I'm glad nobody lost their life. Exactly. Even him. Who is that? I want him to spend the rest of his life in jail. Go ahead. Chud the Bill, there is a streamer who kind of goes around and starts antagonizing black people and saying like, you're chimping out and then call him N-word with a hard R and say it's a free country. Like freedom. Basically using his quote unquote freedom of speech. Yeah, and then somebody, threatens him. He says, I have a gun or I'm about to mace you. That kind of thing. But he was getting. It was all over Twitter. That's why that's like, I tell you, Twitter's not a real place. Because he was popular on Twitter in a little bubble. Yeah, he had like 220,000 followers from Twitter. I would say like half of them were following him because they couldn't believe he was getting away with it. And then like half of them follow him because they racist. He's like, no, there's 100,000 racist people on Twitter. He should come here. He does it in Nashville, so he knew better. But he got. He recently got shot. Well, he shot himself because somebody, he tried to shoot somebody. He actually did shoot somebody and then the bullet grazed himself and then now he's in jail for attempted murder awaiting trial. $1.2 million bond. And you can see like the hurt on his face because the thing that we always, you can always say like, we've always said like, what's going to happen to him is going to happen. You can't live life to that extreme every day and expect nothing to happen. Now he has a toddler. Yeah. So hopefully, hopefully his baby mama gets what a black dude. We'll see who really, we're chimping out. That's crazy. But I think the danger of like, even what he's saying is just like, I'm starting to see just other people starting to say those words like the chimping out and especially like the younger generation. Like there's like, I think that can start like, kind of like race wars in a sense in schools. Especially people that are already getting bullied, especially like those, the black kid that might be at a predominantly white school and it's just like, they might not say like the hard, the hard N word, but they still be like the chimping out thing. And it's just like, Oh, he's chimping out, chimping out. I've heard like, I've just seen random people on on Twitter doing the same thing that Chubb was doing, but not in that sense, but trying to be more slick with it. Keep it up, you're going to find the right one. You're always going to find. It's a numbers game with that. I think he kept running into people that sort of kind of knew who he was, especially after the beginning ones went so viral because nobody could believe it. He kept running into people that were either aware of the camera right away, or they kind of knew who he was. But then he finally ran into somebody that's off the grid. They don't know shit. They just see some white dude holding up a camera saying racial slurs, so he got at him. And then he thought like shooting them, you can't antagonize somebody and shoot them. It don't work like that, bro. You're not going to get off scot-free. Put it like that. It's a numbers game, bro. That's why this streamer culture is very dangerous when you think about it. And it's going to get worse, I feel like, too, because people are trying to be more creative and do more outlandish things just for the likes and the views, but listen, you live by it, you go by it. I think it's like people are going to start seeing there's no longevity in it. There's going to be a time where it's like you've said so much crazy shit. I mean, there's a streamer named Sneeko, right? He was dancing, or he was in a car with Andrew Taylor in them, and he was playing the Hitler song by Kanye, right? And now he's banned from going to Australia. He just found out he was banned from going to Australia. A lot of these streamers are getting banned from going to countries. You're getting banned from entering a country. And they got the money to go to that country. So it's just going to keep happening. He's banned from nightclubs in Miami because of, I guess, the big Jewish community there, too. So it's just like they're going to start to realize little by little that a lot of the shit they're doing is not worth it. And hopefully nobody dies before they find out. How old are these people, too? Do their parents have? No, they'd be ranging. They'd be older. Chuck is probably like our age. Yeah, he might be older. And he got a daughter. A toddler daughter. See? It's just like, bro, these dudes. Too grown. Nah, clout. No, that's a bad part about the clout is that the dude that did that to Chuck, right? He got shot. He might even do some jail time for aggravated assault. And like, that doesn't happen regularly. Like, I can walk down these streets all the time. And even if someone doesn't like me before I get into it with somebody, they rarely are they going to say something that gets me out of my skin because the people know what that comes with. And he's going and saying that to other people and getting people like, that dude would never, if Chuck went by him and called him a bitch, dude would have probably just called him a bitch back. And they would have just had a screaming match. But the fact that he said something that was so outlandish now you got another person in jail could have killed him. Like, crazy. Remember, freedom of speech isn't freedom of consequences. That's like the. Bingo. It's like, for the people that if it was a white person doing this or a black person doing this, again, like we always say, just do it. But there's just no such thing. And you'll find out. It's just like, you have to just come, go, be okay with the consequences that happen to you from doing whatever type of thing you do. There's just no such thing as freedom of speech then. That's the thing. It's just like, I think people look at freedom of speech as like, oh, the government can't do anything about what I said. But the government isn't the only thing that can stop you from doing shit. And they can, too. And they can. At the end of the day, like, it really ain't freedom of speech. Like, honestly, like, there's so many things that humans go through and do. Like, you don't think, like, you break one small law. If you do one small thing and the government don't like what you're saying, they're going to tap into that small thing. They're going to know that license not registered on time. They're going to put you in jail for 20 years for a bad sticker. Hey, real quick, before you wrap, I know you're about to wrap. I need to know y'all opinion on that whole AP Swatch conversation. Oh, yeah. What's the conversation? Oh, with DDG? No, so, AP did a collab with Swatch. You know, AP watches are like $30,000 plus, right? But now with this collab, they made it more affordable for everybody. And over the weekend, it dropped. And people were getting into fights. Police got involved. It was actually really crazy for people to get these affordable AP watches. But people who pay for, like, the $30,000 plus ones are like, what's up with this? Like, I had to pay X amount, and now you're making it affordable. Like, why? They can't mess with me, you know? The fucked up part is I'm seeing a lot of people complaining about it who don't own APs or can't afford APs. And that's, like, the annoying part for me. It's like, they're going to lower down the value of the APs, the Royal Oaks. Which you don't even have ever. You don't have it. And then if they do have it, you didn't buy it from AP. It's like, you're not even an official customer of them. So, like, why are you complaining about a company that never even, you never even bought shit from. You don't even have an account with. So, it's just like. It's like elitism, too. It's just like, I want to keep people as far away from my level. Yeah. Or I don't want anybody to have access to, like, an easier access to get to the level I'm at right now. Or the things I own. But I think it's also corny for the people who are, like, fighting other people just to get this affordable type of watch. That happens, though. They do that for shoes and shit like that. So, that's just normal. I still think it's weird. Yeah, there's a lot of resellers. You know people be in the fucking house. People stay in the house, they don't jump off the porch, and then they're going to see some swatch release like that, and that'd be their first time doing an event in seven months. And somebody should've shoulder bumped them, and they didn't watch so much internet and TV that they think they're supposed to swing on a person. You're going to jail, dumb fuck. You ever see people fighting, and, like, these people over here, just, like, you'll see, like, at a concert, or, like, down in Houston, like, when it's, like, something going on, a festival going on, and you'll see, like, people fighting and the police breaking that up, and then you'll see people fighting right next to the police, and they're just like, this shit not registering in your head, my nigga. You're about to get maced. So that's why sometimes I won't even try to break up a fight, because that's how you get swung on. The biggest fights I always see, like, the way fights, the way I see fights continue the most is someone, they're fighting, squabbling for maybe, like, ten seconds, right? Somebody tries to break them up, right? The person that's trying to break it up gets pushed, like, super aggressively. He's like, don't push me like that, and then they start fighting. So it's just, like, it's just a never-ending thing. And the nigga that you beat, the nigga that got his ass beat gets up and recovers, and now they're jumping the nigga. Yeah. I think it's funny, the dude who don't got nothing to do with none, but he's just trying to get involved some way, shape, or fashion. Trying to hop out the circle and in it. It's always weird to me, the dude that breaks up the fight, if he's breaking, like, if it's a guy, girl, they're trying to break up the fight because their person is losing. Yeah. So technically, isn't that, like, jumping? In a sense. Like, you're trying to reset something when that person got the advantage. I would jump in as my friend. I'm just getting his ass beat. Yeah, you want to stop that. I would stop, try to stop it at that point. Because it's like, to a point, it's like, if he's fucked up, it's just like when somebody's throwing in the white towel. It's like, I'm throwing in the white towel for my boy. Now, I feel like you gotta, like, I always did, like, the fake jump in. Yeah. Because you gotta fake run in and then hop out because you gotta see who's trying to meet you there. Yeah, exactly. Because, you know, so many people go into a spot where they're like, oh, I ain't see this dude with nobody. I'm about to go grab my partner. And then next thing you know, all five dudes that was watching the fight was with him. They came there together. You should have just let that one-on-one happen and you would have made it up. Now y'all both getting your ass whooped. Yeah. Crazy way to end the pod. Remember, Toronto, make sure y'all pop out. Detroit, make sure y'all pop out. Detroit is like a big theater, so make sure y'all get y'all tickets early because like, once the ball starts rolling, I feel like it's already like 40% sold out. Once the ball starts rolling on Detroit, we got a lot of family and friends coming. That's still having got their ticket and I 100% know they're going to get their ticket. So, and they're lazy and they're going to be late as hell. So, if you try to wait until like three or four days before, you might miss out. And don't try to knock on that door, bro. All right, y'all. Peace.