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[Music] Felt Facts with Christian Huber and Tarkan Bakci. Hi, welcome to Felt Facts. For me, the air for the year is a bit out. In October. In October. We have October 1st. We even have the beginning of October. But I'm ready for the middle of the year. It should be longer in the middle of the year. Yes, in the middle of the beginning of February. I think it's serious now. Let Christmas come to mind at the end of September. Because if we're honest, it's already Christmas in all supermarkets. There are marzipan potatoes everywhere. The Choco Nicolaisi are in the shelves. So let's just say right at the end of September Christmas. The weather won't cut anymore. We don't have any. That's kind of... Through. I mean, that was one of the arguments for me, that December and so on. The whole mood. Whether you have snow in December or in September. In September. Actually, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It's just different weather. Only in Cologne, at least, between fire and wind. Although I already think that Christmas is the end of the year. Yes, that's what we're talking about right now. So at the end of September, Christmas. Then it means... Directly on the week. I think that's a good concept. Directly on the week. Whereby. No, we'll do the 31st, 12th, then we'll do the semester. And from the end of September, from Christmas, until January 1st, between the years. And then January 1st again. Now take a break. Also take a break. Yes, yes. No one starts. No one starts again on January 10th with anything. And then January is actually already around. That means we'll start in February. We'll start again in June. And then you can actually start again in April. April is the worst weather, too. So April... No one starts again in April. In May the summer starts. Summer summer vacation. And when the summer vacation is over, you know it's the end of September, Christmas. Perfect. The Huber year. That's the Huber year. That's all covered up. Between the years, as you wish, it's very long. And otherwise, not much is done. I have the feeling that I'm like a marathon runner. No, I have no idea what a marathoner feels like. Because you were in Cologne right now. Yes, exactly. I actually wanted to make a picture of it. You are so short of the target. And then you have to give gas to the target. Yes. But I think it's more like you're really motivated. Stay with the marathon runner. As a marathon runner. So where is short of the target with the marathon runner? About 40 kilometers from the target. So after 2.7 kilometers. Yes. Do you know how that happened? Yes. That was explained 19 times. And I knew it already. I already explained so many things to you 19 times. You're a complete idiot. Then you forgot again. No, you didn't know that. And you already knew that before. Because my father is at the gym. Yes, good. When I was a school teacher. Yes. You already explained that to me 19 times. Yes. Did you know that Nike, the sports brand that never came to you? Yes. I knew it. How else do you go? You look a little bit like that. Yes, I'm a little bit like that. I almost did everything. So that you can work out the work that's still lying down. And enjoy yourself in the middle of the year. Yes. Another power month before me. And then the big things are gone. Is October your power month? It's the last month now. Where there's still a lot to be done. And from November I can work things out. Do you do it again in November? So you're going to give the snowboard day again? No, I did it for a while. Because a person from my friend's circle organized it. I know. And since he doesn't do it anymore, it's over. So no one from the group has made a lot of deals with it. But no one from the group is so engaged enough that you organize it somehow. There's always one that goes forward. There's always one that goes forward. One who says in the WhatsApp group, "Come, now it's time to go." Where are we going, guys? In your concentration. One who also attacks the holiday. The birthday present initiates the young party. You need one. If you're this person, he's looking at you. I'm not. You're not going to appreciate it. You're not going to appreciate it. It's an ungrateful thing. It's the honor of friendship. It is the honor of friendship. Really? In every friendship there's one person who takes over the honor of friendship. Yes. And nothing gets for it. Nothing gets for it. Except stress. If you somehow... I didn't know that we'd give out 20 euros for the present. Sorry. I thought it was a 10. Or we could have organized it a bit differently. No, we wouldn't have... I was already in Antwerp last year. Why are we going to Antwerp this year again? Maybe because nobody cares about it. Except me. Unbelievable. Unfucking unbelievable. Disgusting flyer. Yes, really. Nothing gets for it. But I complain. That's also... That's also wrong in this country. Really. When people complain, it's the same as if they don't have anything to do with it. We could have organized it a bit differently. You are us. You are part of us. Yes, that's totally correct. You could have organized it a bit differently. Or we could have organized it a bit differently. Exactly. You're a complete idiot. Speaking of things, we know... We have a few last episodes about... No idea. Who is going to play the game? Yes, we do. I have a friend who does that. Seriously? Really? The landscape architect. Is that what it's called? Yes. Of course I knew that. But I didn't know that his job, except for parks, really includes games. For me, the landscape architect is also someone who plans to play the game. Other than that. Yes, more like a playground. The landscape of Germany... Makes it better. Makes it better. When he does his job well. And I've been... He's been hanging around with me for years. He comes to the stadium with me. Because I said that before. I really like to go to the Superstadion. Which one? Dortmund. He's a fan of Dortmund. And he's been trying to find a place for me for months. And recently something didn't work out. And now this weekend it finally worked out. I'm in the stadium with him. You were in Dortmund? I was in Dortmund. In the stadium. And I... Can I play again? Sure. I've never been there. I've never been to the Superstadion. I've been there before. Because Dortmund played against Real Madrid. In the guest block. Because my father's work force came from Spain. And brought us there. And then we went to Cristiano Ronaldo. And that was a cool experience. But now in the non-guest block. And involved people in a parking lot. What's on the yellow wall? What's the yellow wall? If you had a parking lot. And there were a lot of loud Dortmund fans. And what's in the yellow wall? The yellow wall. Another experience. Cool. When I was 16, with my colleague's father in real life. Guest block sitting there. Not so involved in clashing each other. Cool. That's what you had to tell. But on the train ride. He mentioned that. Because he said. And the playground where I was like. God, why? It's embarrassing. And I found it really cute what he told. That they also have a playground. And then they invited young people. So up to 50, 60 young people. Who came to talk to people. What do you want on a playground? What young people want on a playground. Is a place to smoke. Or the children. Yes, it was a broad tension. The children of young adults. There were two things he took with him. He thought those are cool suggestions. With which he didn't expect. What do you think? What do these young people have? You just have to know how old they are. I'm 15. It's too old for your place. But it wasn't just. 15 corners to pump. Jesus. I don't know how your 15th life looked like. 15th life. Yes, it wasn't just a playground. It wasn't just a playground for children. It was a playground for children, young people. So with 15, a basketball court. I would say. You would think immediately. But it was two things he took out. OK, I didn't expect the corners. But a cool suggestion. I'll let you guess again. Maybe... There's a Tiktok trend. A lot of puddings on the playground. That's a good suggestion. That's a good suggestion. No, that wasn't it. Snack automatons. Snack automatons on the playground. And grill huts. That's cool. Huts where you can grill. There are a lot of them on the playground. There are a lot of them on the playground. There are not grill huts, but at least grill places. With a fireproof door. That's a good suggestion. And I think it's great to include young people. Because what is often done, is the attempt to spread from public places. It has to go somewhere. You can't say, OK, you know what? OK, then I stay at home. What is that for a thought process? How do you solve that? Some kind of problem. But instead to offer places. That's actually... We often joke about Cologne and the city. But here too, at the corner, something cool is being done. Such a free-letics place. There are two soccer places, where we played soccer together. There are two soccer places. There are bowling places in the middle. There is a place with free tools. Rings with clip tie. And the floor is softer than a normal tatan floor. Tatan. Tatan, tatan, tatan, tatan. Floor. And that's pretty cool, because I also play with Mr. Rambazamba. And then the pump is always a bit sour. But the little one. If Mr. Rambazamba is cool, then the shape is shaped like this. And then like this. It won't be mixed with buttermilk, but with protein shakes. Right, and a lot of Gatorade. But if you are young and nervous here, engage yourself in getting public places, where you can go. It's like with pigeons. Pigeons don't have a nice life in the city. And instead of thinking, you know what? Do we want to drive them? No, it's super easy. Provide places for pigeons. Pigeons support that. And the problem is, a lot, a lot, a lot more productive. So compared to children. Yes, I think pigeons and young people can be compared well. Can be very, very well compared. There are lungs in the city. There are not enough public spaces for them. They are extremely unhealthy. They often have an accident. That's what ... I was often anti-pigeon. But what has driven me to the other side was to find out that they don't normally look that bad. That they have constant accidents. I think that has softened my heart right away. Where I thought, yes, these poor animals. Heart softened like the chair. Like the chair of pigeons. That was the biggest plot of my life. It just doesn't go well. It doesn't go well, that's right. But I thought that was really cute. And the design of the playground. Not only. That was just one project. But did you do one here in Cologne or in Dortmund? There was also something at the Deutsche Hafen. I don't know if it was just a playground. But I thought that was really cute. They designed this place so that the Deutsche Hafen can be seen. And then there were little buildings at the Deutsche Hafen. They made it small for children. So that they have cranes and stuff. I haven't been there yet. I was already at the Deutsche Hafen, but never at the playground. I think it's a totally crazy job. Because you really influence how the landscape looks. It's really cool. I really like that. And with that you were now... Yes, he is a permanent owner. And he was so nice to take me with him. And another friend of mine works at BVB. And then I was able to visit him. So I had a lot of... I had very few reasons not to go. If it rained in the morning and I looked for a lot of reasons. But it's the spirit that exists. It's the... It's also fantastic. Last game day against Wynn? Against RB Leipzig. RB Leipzig? Yes. One, two times a year I also went to Dortmund. That was really great. First of all, it was absolutely crazy to get away. I don't understand why the Deutsche Bahn has made the smallest trains. It's the easiest thing in the world to do something good for the citizen's quality of life. Because... Maybe even toy trains. Like the cranes. They sent the smallest train to the stadium. Where I thought, I'm not involved in football myself. I've been there once. I took part in it. But it's very predictable that a large amount of people will have to come from this place to that place. That's correct. Just planning a train there seems like a very simple thing to do to make life more pleasant to a lot of people. But it was the first class. It was a really good impression. I looked. There was no train. It was the smallest train. I thought, I'm going to be surprised. It was one wagon that they sent. From Cologne to Dortmund. And I was like, something went wrong. No, that's always standard. They always send the smallest train. There was no special train. There was a special train from the stadium back to the train station. Or to Cologne. How many people from Cologne to Dortmund? Of course. It doesn't matter. It was a regional train with other people. And you're annoyed. How many hours did it take? Was it the top game? 18.30? No, 15.30. 15.30. We started at 11 o'clock. Did you have beer? We had two beers on the train. And it was very pleasant. But we're now... I mean, I'm 30 now. But now it's 40. It was a more relaxed evening. We're not escalated anymore. We have to play football together. Yeah, I think that was the time. But I was totally surprised. I thought, let's watch the game. It was like at Mario Party. You have to make mini games for a long time while you're watching the game. And there is one. In the course. And then there is the capo. Not the ansage. It's a capo. They call it that. Yeah, some capo with a microphone. And on the left is the capo karaoke. Oh! I felt like at a Mario Party mini game. I thought, the game is going well. Now I can watch it. And then I said, now you have to clap your arms. Now you have to clap your hands. And then there was singing. And I thought, people, I thought, we want to watch the game. You can always be quiet. I can. Sorry, now I have to clap my hands again. Sorry, you can take your arms down in front of me. The car doesn't bother me. But that was a cool experience. I was very excited. It was really fun. Cool. And unfortunately it was not decided. So it was really, really, really exciting. 1-1, right? 1-1. Yeah, it was very, very exciting. It was fun. And I thought it was totally cute. And there was a clear process with, okay, you had your beer, you had your sausage. And it was a little bit ... Did you eat sausage? No. Unfortunately, there were no vegetarian alternatives. There was just pretzel, that was also okay. But I already had the feeling that beer and sausage are a little bit the German mozzarella tomato. Tomato mozzarella. You have to go to the Italian stadium. There are apricot sprits or wine. And you get beer from the glass and so on. So it's the life that's different. So I really thought that this beer, the sausage, the pretzel, I thought, yes, that's the German ... German Vita. That's what you always say, there's no German Vita. That would be nice. And it was totally okay organized. So at the stadium itself, it was a lot better than I thought. Okay. But nothing for people who don't want to have human mass. I also noticed that. So before Corona, I think the experience was different from now after Corona. I feel so crazy that since Corona, how my feeling for human mass has changed. Or even for people at all. If I'm in the supermarket, sometimes I get a sweat break because it's too stressful. Yes, and that's something completely new. I didn't have that before. Even when I look at it in the face and so on, it's still not gone yet. I'm curious if it's gone or if we're going to carry it with us now. I don't think it's going to go away again. I don't think so. Now all the Halloween parties are starting. Last but not least, a flyer scene from one of my favorite clips from Sadies. Dear greetings. They're doing a Halloween party, the most terrible Halloween of your life. Corona Revival Party. No, that's too much. That's a really good idea. That's really clever. You only come with FFP2 masks. I think that's a good idea because monsters sometimes stop being rude. So the idea used to be, there's a vampire, where I think, okay, don't make me so afraid anymore. The idea of a vampire. You can never sleep again because you have children. Good, I don't know. But, yes, demonstrations of overclocking or something like that. A little bit of a adult. I don't think so. A horror test. Halloween test. Wow. That sounds bad. You come in here and think it's some kind of mud weather out there. It's a one-moment weather. And it's like, today we're taking the afternoon off. Normally, we always take the day before or in the evening, when it's a party evening. How did your afternoon look like as a child? School. I don't know. For me, there wasn't a whole day school. We had a relatively early to late school. So from child to child. You never do that afternoon? As a child? Yes, I know. So from the gym, from the 8th grade or so, it started that you just... Then 8 to 8, 9 hours or so. With a break in between and so on, I was about 2, 3 hours out. Why did you suddenly... And I come from a teacher's family. Why did you suddenly go to school all of a sudden? I don't know if that also depends on that. Because it was often that we didn't have so much education. But that there were two free hours. And that it wasn't as efficiently planned. Just a reason to throw the children to school. Maybe you didn't have enough teachers. A teacher. And then it said, well, we can't teach you in that class. We have to write that down. But you've never looked at Arabella Kiesbauer like that? Yes, of course. There was also the time when you came home and then a nice phone call for Detective Conan. Yes, awesome. Where I was afraid that when my parents came in, that they would see me, when there was blood and so on. It was a series where I thought I could definitely watch it. It was amazing. I came on because I had a afternoon for me again last time. And then I researched a bit for a podcast, what we can tell now. And on the other hand, I somehow went deep into films. And then I found something. We have often talked about it in this podcast, that there are military units. The animals are trained for special tasks. So we've heard a few times that it is generally known that dolphins are trained for the military. That's when you hear this fact and think, what? He didn't really listen to it. Oh, today the Red Power Raid. Yes, I just heard that. The Red Power Raid. The Blue Power was sold out. It goes to the end in this country, honestly. The Blue Power Raid was sold out. Yes, I think it's before Hawaii or something where they keep an automatic system. The dolphins were trained. And we've already prepared a few other animals. I think a horse is of course known to everyone. That they are then pulled in. Of course, dogs too. I had once reported about the plan, that they thought it was a cat. Yes, really. They wanted to turn into such a hearing device. Yes, really. And now, dolphins are the best, right? You always read out what I found out. I sometimes have the feeling that many animals don't know what's going on. Dogs, for example, think it's all just a game. All are games. Horses are like, what the fuck? Why don't we ride on you? We're bigger than you. What? Oh my God. And I think dolphins are the only ones that are like, I'm a policeman. That's right, baby. I'm protected by an atomic system. Tomorrow I could be dead. I think dolphins are the only conscious police force in the animal kingdom. Yes, there is. I think in such a right-winged WhatsApp group, there is also a dolphin inside. I wouldn't be surprised. Military marine animals were trained on it and were trained on it, to rescue lost marine swimmers, to protect marine coastal sharks, to locate mines and to leave them in sharks' rooms later. To help the order and the mining of the marine soil lost equipment. So all possible marine resources are trained on it. Dolphins are the elite of military animals. These animals are also able to defend ships against enemy divers, to protect lost or damaged excursions to places and mountains, to provide target search devices for torpedoes to larger targets and to locate U-boats. That's all dolphins can do. They can swim with a sender from the mine to the ship and pop it there. And then the torpedo goes and... And then there are radio signals. We're all like... Dolphins are better than I am. No, you did very well. Yes, I did. To fight dolphins, a lot of crowds are running. The CIA... Really, I read it. The CIA is supposed to have planned a attack on Fidel Castro, where a dolphin should bring a bomb to his ship. Ukrainian military dolphins... But everything Fidel Castro knows means that he had an affair with this dolphin and turned it on. Dolphins make a cigar out of this hole. Yes, and they talk like this. And the dolphin is actually a pretty good guy. Because I mean, what the CIA has tried to do to Fidel Castro, we've also rolled up this podcast. I don't know why. They really tried countless attempts. And I think that's what I told you. There's one woman who also reported about it. She was sent there to kill him. And then when her dad left. And that's how I imagine it with the dolphin. That he came and then turned it on. Ukrainian military dolphins are supposed to be in hunger strike after the annexation of the Crimea. And they are supposed to have died of patriots. That's nonsense. The dolphins are supposed to fight for America in both Gulf wars and the Vietnam War. Currently, at least 75 dolphins are in the service of the US military. So, now that's what I've found. 1973 there was a movie about a dolphin in the military service. This movie is called The Day of the Dolphin. The Day of the Dolphin! The Day! There are two posters for this movie. I'll show you the first one. Describe what you see. Oh, it's really intense. But it's one of those old movie posters that they painted. I painted it. From 1973. And you can see a man with a diving goggles on. There's a ship in the background and this man doesn't look at the ship. And in his diving goggles, there are two dolphins. There's a second poster and this is it. I think that's even better. It's also painted again. This time from the perspective, from the perspective of a ship or submarine. The man looks from the side again. But you can only see it in the profile. It's not so well painted. It's not so well painted. The man looks in the profile. It's supposed to look like this, but it doesn't. He looks somewhere. He looks like, when someone is looking at his back. Sexy looking, as I said. And in the window you see two dolphins with diving goggles on his back. And also an exploded ship. Right. Of course we post this in the accompanying materials. The Day of the Dolphin. Regie by The Day of the Dolphin was directed by Mike Nichols. This is a trash film. Mike Nichols is one of only 21 people who won an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony Award. Wait a minute. An Emmy? Isn't that music? Yes. Grammy is also music. No. Not? Grammy is also music. Emmy is TV show. Grammy is also music. Oscar is obviously Tony Award's musical. Yes, that means he has the Oscar in every category. He is one of only 24 people. He is the director. His films were nominated for the Oscar 42 times and won 7. Among other things, he led, up to the offer of The Day of the Dolphin, Regie by Wer hat Angst vor Virginia Woolf and die Reifeprüfung. A legendary film. Drehbuchautor for The Day of the Dolphin was Buck Henry, also an Oscar winner and author for, among other things, S&L, Mel Brooks and he was also a moderator of S&L. Originally... A moderator, he was part of the Zombies. Exactly, part of the Zombies. Originally Roman Polanski was supposed to write the Drehbuch. But while Polanski was looking for a location worldwide in August 1969, his wife, the actress Sharon Tate, was murdered in her house in Beverly Hills by the followers of the Charles Manson family. Polanski returned to the USA and gave up the project. If that didn't happen, Roman Polanski would have led the film. That's all prehistory for The Day of the Dolphin. It's a serious project. It's a million dollar project. In the golden era of Hollywood. In the golden era of Hollywood, in the golden era of the so-called Drehbuchautors and directors. The action is the following. And I'm not spoiling anything because you should watch this film. Okay, are you sure you're not spoiling anything? I'm spoiling a little. Really? The film is from 1973. Okay, I don't think we'll watch it. I think a few people will watch it. The scientist Jake trains with his wife Maggie on an island dolphin for communication with people. She brings Alpha, the dolphin Alpha, which they then call Fa, a dolphin that they have been in prison for four years. It's simple English. They introduce Alpha, a dolphin female caught in the wild, that they call Beta. Okay, all right. Now it's 73. Alpha teaches Beta in English. So wait a minute, they've already made the dolphin so well English. That the dolphin is now making another dolphin English. The financier of the research project, Mahoney, oppresses the scientist Jake and forces him to share the research results at a press conference. It's not such a huge oppression because it's not part of his job. He asked him, hey, as someone who finances it, can you imagine the results? Maybe we'll shorten the middle. We already know, I've made a dolphin English. The other dolphin English. Crazy. So do we want to go to the press? Okay, let's go. But mysteriously, this press conference does not take place. Instead, Mahoney, the scientists, and the dolphins are led. Because he wants to practice a political act with the dolphin. Wait a minute, the financier. Why the prehistory with the press? You didn't need it. You looked at the film, you didn't need it. Or he had the idea in the middle of the night, wait a minute. Shit, let's go to the fucking press conference. We have a dolphin that can speak English. Why should he do that? Because he wants to start with the definition of a political act, they should kill the president of the USA with a haughty mean. And I won't tell you what happens next. First of all, you think unpractically, because the president lives in the country. And I think the used area of the dolphin is rather the water. But we can breathe air, so they can also live in the country. Yes, but it's like with the shark. I'm not so afraid of sharks in the country. There is a trailer. The trailer is very, very long. We will post a link in the description. I'll show you three parts of the trailer. Here is the first part of the trailer. It takes a while. First I have to do it again. Sell a car. It looks cool, but I don't know how much we did. I think it's a real dolphin. You just jump into the dolphin in the air and pose like this. First you see an old man running in science, who refers to dolphins. And then when the music comes in, a very cute-looking dolphin jumps out of the water and has a ball in his mouth. And then the trailer is introduced. Then comes the big exciting point of the trailer. It's this one. How unwillingly. The scientist trained the dolphin. Yes, but I say the skill set to bring a present. You will then fall off if you bring the dolphin with you. Then you bring it with you. Oh my God, he calculated that he uses it. There are many parts in the film where the dolphins speak English. They speak English. I thought it was a sign language. They speak English. They speak English. They speak English. And the scientist speaks a little bit... He says he loves it. He says "Fa, Fa, Laf". And then the name of the scientist. Yes, okay, it's weird. It's super weird, it's a super film. How is it? It's really bigger than the film. He won two awards. What? What? He won two awards. One for best sound. We just heard it and the best film music. And the dolphin alpha was awarded with the 24th Petsy Awards as the best zookeeper. Sorry, what? This is my own deep dive. Sorry, what? The Petsy Awards are the Oscars for animals. This is long gone. No, but do animals also give it away? I'm not in yet. But animals don't know that they get an Oscar. No. Or are they attracted to it? Okay, we really need a deep dive. I'm preparing it right now. The Petsy Awards. Anyway, the dolphin won. But you have to say, the film was not a commercial success. You can watch the whole film. I don't think we can post the link. It's half legal. No, that's Google Daily Motion. Google Daily Motion and then The Day of the Dolphin. Then you'll find it. I don't know if that's still allowed. You can Google it. Google Daily Motion, okay. And then The Day of the Dolphin. But is there an award for the 10th year? I don't know. Let's roll out the Petsy Awards. Petsy Awards. By the way, in the last episode, in the comments, we had Sabrina, I think. Once all the nominated animals of the year. Amazing. In 10 episodes, we had to say again, in which episode the comments were. Amazing. Thank you very much. I know a lot about you, Christian. I think I know you very well. You know me very well, I think. I'm not sure if you're a walker. I didn't ask myself last time. But there was something that I noticed myself. Because I wasn't sure about myself. If I actually like to walk. Or if I just do that. I actually like to go. I don't like to drive. I really don't like to drive. I've never seen you drive. When we worked together in the NIO magazine, I've been driving for a while. What? I didn't get involved. I also had a very uncomfortable bicycle helmet on for a while. And that's why I got a little bit moped. Do you know these things on your neck? They have a bicycle Erbeck. That's awesome, I think. I don't know. A friend of mine has that. And that's his second one. And then I found out about these things in this conversation. They would fuck me up. They are not reusable. But you have to get new ones. But does he go away after a heavy crash? Where you think the cost is 80€? Will the crash not be that bad? You have to make the decision before you set it up. Yes, exactly. To set up the sensitivity. I don't know. He said, for example, that what I had experienced. That you can start with a mistake. That he braked too hard. And when you get the front brake, you slip over it. That's when you start. And when such a bicycle Erbeck opens, your whole head closes. You are not so practical. Michelin-man. He was on the street in the middle. He slipped down from his bike. The thing went off. He tapped around. And then? How did you get out? He had to take off the thing. And then order a new one. And when he was in a hurry, he took off his bike. Which one? In the second he took it off, he had an order. Which device did you take off to take this helmet off? Is it like a big ice scraper? I think you can do it by hand. You don't have to use a bicycle. We also have to screw it in. You have to use a bicycle. No, I think you can do it by hand. I've never heard that. But I asked myself that often. In Cologne, when you ride a bike in Cologne, it's really life-threatening. And I often see people with such a thing around their neck. With an airbag around their neck. Michelin-man. Michelin-man. Michelin-man. Michelin-man. Michelin-man. I prefer a quick helmet. With a small visor. And then these holes. So it's extra aerodynamic. I don't like it. I also think, I'm going to the bakery. I don't know if I'm going to put the helmet on. No, I don't think so. I mean the aerodynamic shape. It's the fastest possible helmet with the most amount of air in it. So that I can ride to the bakery. So a narrow-skinned tricot. Yellow. Brake wheel. And then to ride very comfortably. I like to go around. Especially Mr. Rambazamba. I like to ride in a children's car. I think it's cool. It's a lot of fun. And what I like here in Cologne, in contrast to Berlin, where I used to live, we lived in the city of Prenzlauberg in Berlin. And at some point, I started to go for a walk in Langweil. Langweil. What we often did was just walk down the Castagno Allee on Saturday, Sunday. And that was somehow... Langweil. I was annoyed by that. And here in Cologne, I've been walking here for nine years. At least once a week, the same walks. And that always happens. It always happens. Or something like that. But it probably depends on the area where I live. It's just very, very, very, very gentrified. Where I was at the time. Where I was born. There are people who are convinced of walking. But I also realized that it's more of a necessity. I walk a lot. But I don't really enjoy this planning. I need a goal. And I have a friend who had a tip for me. She discovered something recently. And it's an app where you can collect signs with the car. That's like Pokemon. You collect like Pokemon and collect signs. So when you pass a sign, you get a K. And then you have a sign that says "Kölner". So it's "Kölner". What's the name of the sign of cars? Car sign. The posters. Just collected. And then you can try to collect all the posters in Germany. But it's just about the city. Just about the city. Just about the world. Car for Cologne. Do you know what the sign for "Schwanendorf" is? The city that I come from? Probably S. Go on. D? Ah. That's it? You know, the bigger the city, the less letters you have, right? Yes. Didn't you know? Didn't you know? But that's why Hamburg has "HaHa" or what? Hamburg because of Hansi-Stadt Hamburg. I know, but because it's a big city, it would also be "HaReiche". Yes, with Hansi-Stetten you always have to understand "HaHa". You have to understand "HaHa". I actually didn't learn a joke from the show "Mit der Maus". When I was 6 years old. That's cute. Most of the time I learned it from "The Mickey Mouse" or from the show "Mit der Maus". I learned a lot from "Mäusen". That's probably how alphabetically it is arranged. Of course, if there are several cities with "K", the largest has only "K". The second largest has "KL". And the third largest with "KL" has "KLA". In my city "Schwanendorf" it's "SAD". "SAD"? Oh no. That's cute. And that motivates me a lot because you try to collect these characters. There is no real payment system and it's only based on trust. You can just say "I've seen a SAD and record it in your collection". But I think it's a cool idea. It's kind of cute. You go through the city differently. Suddenly you want to send more cars to the city. Yes, then we have to go to Cologne. The pedestrian zone in Cologne. Many cars. Many, many cars. You're happy when you have such a rare thing or something like that. You know what "ground hopping" is, right? No, what's "ground hopping"? It's a similar collection principle for football stadiums. You can apply for football stadiums in these apps and different apps that you were in this stadium. I've seen you play, that's how you pronounce it. And then you can mark the ground. You can now leave the Westphalian stadium. It's like with these world maps that everyone had with 17, 18 from some reason. Where you thought I would travel the whole world. Where you can scratch out every country. And where everyone was scratched out of Turkey. Austria. Austria and Holland. Maybe Egypt. And maybe even one crazy holiday in Egypt. Or Italy and one place. But the same four countries. The Netherlands, Austria. I think that's a cool app. Did you do it? Or did you collect everything? I haven't started yet. But because the tip came out recently. I will definitely do it. Because I really liked the way you went through it. Completely independent. Not interested in a conversation. Just with eyes for the environment and for cars. And I thought I would do that too. The day of the dolphin wasn't really a rubric. Would you still like a rubric? I would love to. I had something we haven't done for a long time. Bavarian expression. Oh my. There lies the Netherlands. And I have... Let's see how much we want. There you go. The first Bavarian expression I have for you is "Lungerhaaring". Lungerhaaring. Or do you know that there are people... There are different levels of Houston. There is your everyday Houston. The one that happens out of nowhere as soon as a theater piece starts. Really. I was only in theater two or three times in my life. And it's always as soon as it starts. I think you become more involved. You have to make progress. And then you become capricious. You are sitting in the corner of the theater. Then you have to make progress. Then you have to answer from the corners. That is, in general, this dry Houston. That just happens. People don't even have a need to go to Houston. It's just there that it's very superficial. Then there is this Houston with function where the body tries to get out of it. Get out of it. Either because there is something there or because you have slipped out of some reason. I still don't know why it's a thing to slip out. Hey, sometimes... Did you sometimes... From one second to the other, the voice is gone. It cracks. Absolutely terrible. And you don't know where. It shows in the body who is in the house. Yes, exactly. I think we've talked about it before. That the body sometimes shows... It's a little funny. If you really want to say that, then it's over. And that's the Houston where something happens. And then there is the third category. These are professional Houston. When Houston is sports, you have the master athletes where you really notice the whole lung rattle. I'm not talking about people who have a disease, where the lung is in a chronic condition or something else. I mean people who lie down like in a sneeze that really exhaust the Houston. The revier mark with Houston. Exactly. It's the same with the sneeze, where you know... There is a place... There is a place for one of us in the bus, the sneeze. It's very clear. Defeated male leaves the bus station because it was so heavily sneezed that I clearly know, okay, there is the alpha. Alpha sneeze. I mean... It doesn't work. And that's why some people also sneeze. The real Houston is... And that's, I think... Lung rattle. Lung rattle. A kind of Houston is a real lung rattle. Lung rattle is the lung. Exactly. And that's a lung herring. It is... It is surprisingly good. Yes. It has something to do with Houston. I would like to use it again in a sentence. We have... [Spanish] [Laughter] I have no single... Forget the word, I don't understand this sentence. We understand it first. Yes. We have a lot of kathars. Do you know what kathars is? Do we have that? Yes, there is a comedy festival right now. [Laughter] A lot of comedians. [Laughter] [Spanish] Really, they think... Yes. [Spanish] [Laughter] Not bad. Katha... That's actually rubric. Katha is snub. Snub? So it's cold. Haubemeyer is cold. Yes. And now today the murder of a lung herring. Yes. Before the snub. Before the snub. Before... Before the snub. Ah, I know what it is. What is it? And it's this yellow rod that comes out. It's slime. It's this rod slime. It's rod slime. So really like a lung herring, which you fish out of the lung. Yes. And then... Not so bad. So in Bavaria, when you're standing in front of a grocery store with Haubemeyer, and you let out your lung herring, and you stand in a group next to each other, then you can bet that one of you says, "The eye is closing." So it was so big, it had eyes. That's bad. That's something that if you take it in the wild west, it actually goes into a topspin. Yes. It sounds like that. Topspin, I think, in the wild west, was a cowterbock, right? It was always a cowterbock. Well, that can be. Do you still want one? Yes, I'd love one. Come one. So it's an experience of success. Stun. Stun. Stun. Stun. Stun. Stun. Stun. Stun is actually these things that are in the hole. When you do something with a hole in a hole. That's stun. Stun. Right. What do you actually do with it? It stays in the hole. Conferti. And then confetti. I think. But it's stun. Stun. Stun. Stun. Is it stun? Is it a verb or a noun? It's a main word. A noun. A main word. House. House. Like house. A noun. Okay. Yeah. Noun. It's clear. It's clear, Herr Autor. I've been writing for eight hours. My brain is in the front of the writer. The stun. It sounds a bit like ... I don't know the German word for it. With football shoes, you sometimes have to stop. Steal. Steal. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So stop and ... Steal. Steal. With which I also had to learn on the hard tour that it offers on the lawn great. Yes. On the asphalt, it becomes very slippery with it. And unfriendly, if you try to do that. And super unfriendly. Yes, super unfriendly. I had a phase in school when we played football in school and after school. We met for example in football. Yes. And where I thought at some point, I take this really seriously, I want to take it really seriously. Maybe football is my thing. Yes. You're looking for it. Yes. Maybe I'm really good at playing football. Yes. And then I was asked by my parents for stolen shoes. Yes. Because if I then also say I'm there, then I want to go there. Hello. And then I went with stolen shoes. I just pulled them on and thought, wow. Awesome. So when you're on the lawn. Yes, awesome. I'll tear everything off here. I saw myself there already, like Zubasa, that I get the ball in front of my foot. And then he turns on my foot for ten minutes and then flies in the corner. First action. The ball falls out. I want to jump over it. I want to jump over it with Elan. Yes. I want to jump over it with Elan. Yes. And like in a cartoon, my legs are slipped away. Yes. And I was mowed down and I was really thinking about it. And in the second, I think in the second where my head hit, it was also the second where I realized, that's nothing for me. That's really nothing for me. That's why football career ended. Yes. And then I threw the ball back in with such a wobbly leg. And after like ten minutes I thought, guys, that's it from me. Next question. We had the word "football school" once in Bavarian expression. Do you know the word yet? Yes, of course. Do you know it yet? No. Sleich. Sleich. Ah, I would have thought that I probably wouldn't have known it either. Sleich. Sleich. Sleich. That's what we have. Stouncing. Stouncing. Yes. Maybe it's the knots under the football shoe. I use it in a word. Wait a minute. A very short question. In a word. Stouncing. A very short question. Yes. Football. Mm-hmm. The equipment, so the football shoes, they are not standardized. Right. Isn't it unfair? How far? Well, that someone with better shoes and advantage. Do you think that the Bundesliga, so you have to look at the money on the field? No. That someone can afford better shoes? No, but I think it's only noticeable, because as a football fan and also as a football player who plays at that level, doesn't say, ah, come on, the advantage doesn't matter. I think it's there, so that the skill level is so low that it shakes. That doesn't matter. I think so. Because I already have discussions about football players and looking at people where I thought, isn't it a bit punishable? Where I think, but why do you let that happen? Because I would say that with my first reflex as a football player, people, excuse me, if I wear all these shoes, it's unfair. On the football fields, around the corner, the kids often play in socks or barefoot. And that's really cool. And that you pay attention to that. That always bugs someone's place, that there are no glass windows and stuff like that. I think that's really cool. I would complain about that. I would look back to see if I have to be recognized as a goalkeeper, because there was an unfair advantage with the shoes and so on. I mean, 1-0 is at the end of the week, right? Yes, for example. Or maybe it's as if there's a pre-season or something like that. It's definitely enormous. I don't know that either. I don't know. But I'm sure the players will have to stay there for a long time. I'm just surprised that there was a little bit of a mess there. A little bit of a mess? A little bit of a mess. Yes, but you can... There was a time-long action that tennis balls were thrown on the pitch while playing football in the stadium. Why? It was about right distribution. Not important. But in fact, the fans actually used their demands because they often broke the game and threw tennis balls. You can do that. You're not all wearing the same shoes. You throw a tennis ball. Otherwise this is unfair. Yes, I think that's great. It doesn't surprise us at all. First of all, let's take a seat. Major, I'm just surprised by my whole face. Ah, is that something you also thought about in regard to an old episode, that this is a much bigger problem in my life? I thought a lot more often than in my life, the situation comes that I have to run away from a bean swarm. I thought it was going to be a much bigger thing. I could read a book about this. Or a western swarm. That they form in this kind of... There are individual westerns that form into a ball and then chase me back. That I have to jump into the water and run away from it. And you have to take a shield of two through which you breathe like a snorkel. And they wait there and form this mass into a bean swarm. And then there are letters where they say, "Come out, we get you, bee." Two hands, one hand with a watch and the other with a finger pointing at the watch. The thumb is pointing at the watch. I thought something like that would happen. And maybe they are bees, not necessarily western bees, but stork bees. They are stork bees. Stork bees are bees. Very, very, very good. So I'm going to close the rubric. That was Bavarian expression. Also something that I wanted to check out months and years ago. And I did it as a fact check. Because many people claim that they are more attracted to bees. If that really has something to do with the body. If that really is founded and not a self-sufficient prophecy. Because you then pay attention to how often you are storked. I heard that someone sent a slide from a radio station. That it is actually true that some people are storked more often. And I think that has something to do with the swiss. There is much more to swiss than it is blood. That's it. Yes, of course. Well, it's strange to have something different. That we are attracted to a radio station. And there are credits. Well, good. Dear people out there. Thank you very much for listening. If you want, then recommend us further. That really helps us the most. Otherwise, please comment and let us like a rating there. We look forward to every rating, every comment. Look at Sabrina again. I wanted to give back a higher rating every week. I always read the comments. And so fantastic that hardly anyone said that the Norwegian flag and the Danish flag are not the same flag. I was surprised. No, not at all. But that's the general thing. Because we have this strange concept that we have to give it away. Handish. You don't see any other comments. 50 people wrote "Hey". Yes. But I was also surprised. But thank you very much. And I will never forget my life now. Me too. Do you know which one is the Danish flag? Yes, of course. What is the name of the flag again? Is it the Danish flag? Not the Danish flag. Is it? Wait a minute. It is the Danish flag. Fuck. No, you bring it together. It's the Norwegian flag. What is the Norwegian flag? Red and blue. And the Danish flag is still white. Are you sure? It's not white. Comment it again. And otherwise, please follow us. @gefühlefacken on TikTok and Instagram. @tarrkambagchi on Instagram. And @christian_huber on Instagram. And on TikTok, we also find ourselves. And otherwise, when you have it, here is Christian Huber with a highlight of the week. On the way here to this office and away from this office there is a street. And that's a pedestrian crossing. And one thing that is really striking in Cologne are the red phases. So the red phases in Cologne are forever, forever, forever, forever. And this street is insanely narrow. That means I'm standing here with a crime that I have also very often gone through. You have to go red. I actually go there every time. Since I was a child moderator, I haven't done that at all. And that's a street that you really see from a kilometer away, whether there is a car or not. It is also a 30er zone. That means you have a lot of time. And still, of course, it's wrong. I still do it quite often. And yesterday, when I was on this street, it was red. There was no car far and wide. I accelerated in my step until I saw that there were already three people standing there. I was also standing and saw them. Ah, there is a child standing there. And they stood there with me, a different dude and two rockers, as you know them. Really narrow, type door stand, the safe on the way to Halli Davidson. And they also waited. Because of the child, of course. Because of the child. And then forever. I think we stood a minute or one and a half, which is long, when you were waiting there. And when it was red, when it was green, everyone sat together in motion. Also with the child. That's really cool. So one of the most possible shame situations when you go red and then in the background you hear a child voice. "Mom, it's red!" I think then you can overtake yourself. Then you have to get a pedagogical effect. Then you have to overtake yourself. That was my highlight of the week, guys. That's a great highlight of the week. Then we'll hear you next week. It fits on you. Thank you for listening and we love you. Bye, bye. Felt facts with Christian Huber and Takan Bakji.