Sweet PoT*##Y Pie

- Yeah, I'm Charlotte Meena guy. - Andrew Show. - You oughta bring it in podcast back for another week of bringing it in as a kind of walker. - Charlotte Meena guy. - Chris is here. - Chris is here. - How was your week as a kind of walker? - Your weekend week. - Oh man, I had a fun one dude. I was trying to drag you out to WWE. - Yeah, yeah. How was that? I saw it on it. - I needed your backup bro. - Yeah. - I knew it was gonna try something. - You know what, I'm honestly, I thought about it. I was like, you know, my little brothers love WWE. I grew up off WWE. They would have loved that, but I was, it was kind of short. Notice, but also I'm glad I didn't, 'cause you was with the fucking New York Giants. No way in hell would me as a diehard Dallas Cowboy fan. - Lepentine's father. - Who's tased a Marine on 9/11 at MetLife Stadium in a Cowboy's Jets game. There's no way I would go out there and help another NFC East team in any way, Shaper. - Now they will be helping you. - Yo, but I'm not helping them either. I don't want their help. - Why? - Because it's fucked the Giants all day. Every day I'm a Cowboy fan. - Yo, somebody text me this morning. This was this morning. Today, 9/25 AM, a record in this on a Wednesday. What, actually it was Monday. This is Wednesday morning. - Yeah. - It showed to Giants fan. 'Cause why would he put our running back in Carter in that case? - Yeah, yeah. - And I noted WWE days, but the running back has a broken ankle. He don't need to be here. And if Shote isn't a Giants fan, he needs to leave them alone. - The way the media, the sports media took this so seriously, as they should. It was a real scrap. But the way they were furious and I'm like, this is part of your rehab, this stuff, the other. He got full approval for contact. - Yeah. - For any sort of street altercation. And- - So why are you not there on the field? - Say again? - Why are you not there on the field? - I mean, it's different. One, he's got me there. So he doesn't really have to do much. - Yeah. - You know, like, obviously Cam is a beast when both of his legs are working. But if not, I'm there to handle stuff. And then, you know, Chris, you can fast forward way more. And then like, it's just- - I would say it all, Cam. If I was you, I wouldn't be in a rush to get back to the Giants either. - What? - Yes, let him get another pick. - That's fine. - There was another pick. - It's going eight on the season. Three and seven, maybe. What the fuck? They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, the fuck it? - Yeah. - They're two and nine right now. - Nine. Like, who gives a foul? - We're one and oh, last night. - Yeah. - We're one and oh last night. - Yeah. - I don't know if you could take that as a win. They ran. - They ran. - If you, if you make the other dudes run, they are, uh, they're submitting, bro. - Another reason. - What happened when the army pulls back? They will retreat, retreat. And war. - That's a victory. - Another reason I didn't want to do it. I didn't have my ice jacket. I was going to wear a ice jacket. - You would have gotten dumped. - That's what I'm saying. - Bro, I'm not going to lie. I was going to say it when I got the mic back. So I grabbed the mic and I was about to say it. - What? - It's not funny. - Well, it depends. - From San Diego. - And it's WWE, so it stays. See, the WWE I grew up on. - I mean, it stays. You know what I mean, it's scripted. - That right there was a scripted. - Well, all I'm saying is the WWE I grew up on, they said the most vile shit possible. - Yes. - So when you told me that it was us against Dominic Mysterio, I started thinking about all of the wild vile shit. - I never told you that. - I don't know what you're talking about. - How would you even know if I was going to be with them? - I had no clue how I was going to be with them. - Okay. - I'm there just watching, I'm there just watching wrestling, right, and then this came over talking crazy. - Talking crazy and when you talk crazy, you get slapped around a little bit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what happens. I wanted you to be there to enjoy wrestling with me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And just in case last time I met Madison Square Garden, I was there with my dogs, but they put me, they put them in different seats so they couldn't have my back. - And you got fucked up again that time too. - I almost got fucked up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's, I almost got fucked up. - So this time I was going to make sure it didn't happen. I had the Giants offensive line right there. You were going to be there with me. - Yeah. - You could have swung on them. - I don't think data protected me because I'm a cowboy. - Yeah, but you, I just wouldn't have, I couldn't have accepted the protection from the New York Giants, bro. - You don't need their, do you see me handle, like why would I trust their offensive line? Do you see what the fuck happens to wrestling with? And James Winston, Jackson Dard is hurt right now because of that offensive line. - JD, one of the guys, one of the wrestlers there, he said that when he walked up, he goes, "Oh, now you guys want to play defense?" - You see what I'm saying? - We did all the time. - Yeah. - We did all the time to protect somebody. - I'm just saying it. - Right behind you. There are offensive liners should be in front of you in camp. - 'Cause I'm a captain, right in front of you in camp. - 'Cause I'm a captain, bro. Jackson Dard wasn't there, so Schultz, you need to step in. I'm forced to drink quarterback. - You do, yeah, you give forced to drink quarterback, bro. - I'm forced to drink quarterback, you do. - I am. - But did we handle business? Do we not handle business? - Let's play, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. - Why is the offensive line behind you? - This is so disgusting. This is why the New York Giants are fucking chewing down. - What do you guys think? - Well there it is, nice push, nice push, man. - Good push, nice push. - Oh, we missed the first one. - I don't know, hold on, we got, look at that. Oh, look at me, fucking them up. Look at me, fucking them up. Look at me, who's here? (laughing) - Taylor's back, Taylor Hayes, Taylor's back and Skinny, Taylor's back, Taylor Hayes, fun size team. - Fun size Lee. - She's back to fun size, she wanted to wait, she wanted to, yeah, come on now, you lost weight. - Taylor lose a lot of weight, a lot of, I guess the breast milk, the breast milk makes you lose weight. - She said that. - Look at this, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she said she was breastfeeding. - Yeah, when you breastfeeding, the breast milk makes you lose weight. That's what's up Taylor, gang, fresh out a lot of weight. - That's a work. - Yeah, we can do shit. - You can do shit? - No. - Hey, that's over, right? - I'm not breastfeeding anymore, it's now just formula. - Really? - Yeah. - It's tapped out. - How old is a little pee now? He's like four months. - He's four months today, yeah. - Wow. - Wow, that's good. - How did it hurt? - I could have used it. - What? - You thought I used it? I broke my question. - Did it hurt? - It hurt. - Did you push a baby out? - I got it. Whoa. Okay. You know some of it. - What do you mean, you know some of it? - I know some of it. Yes. - I had a little bad. - Taylor, what's talking to Taylor? - I thought you weren't. By the way, I think it's the stupidest thing in the world that you can't talk to people when they own maternity leave. - Why can't you? - I guess you can't talk about work. - Yeah. - Yeah, work related stuff. - You can't. - You know that's part of the work. - You're all on leave. - I'm not going to be a child. - Taylor will be talking about work, but I wasn't. I was a respondent. - I follow orders. - Okay. Tell me what you're doing. - Give me a goddamn cookie so I can open that sip for you. - That's one of it. - But the people listening right now are feeling. - Oh, you're right. - Give me the cookie. - Oh, Jesus Christ. - All right. - That's low teeth. - All right. Go ahead, Taylor. Tell us. - Well, overall, the delivery went okay, but leading up to it wasn't my doctor that I did have. - She said herself. - No, she dropped me. - You said yourself when you did it? - No. - You really did it? - Your doctor dropped you. - Yeah, she dropped you. - Why did she drop you? Why did she drop you? - Because. - Huh? - Why did you pick you up to begin with? - You don't even need to repeat that horrible ass joke. - You said it. You said it. - You got me. - And they kept it pushing. - You did. - She dropped me as a patient. - Damn. - Women for real? - Yeah, because she was mad about a review, I made about her facility, wasn't it professional? - You did. - They were all professional. I only met her twice. - I'm not mad at that. - I only met her twice throughout the whole pregnancy. That's not okay. I was just meeting with midwives. - That isn't good. That isn't good. - No. - You got to go to the connection. - You're like shitting on a restaurant while you're still sitting there eating. - Before the food catcher, you're going to get spit on. - Don't wait. - I'm praying this is my first baby, too. - That's right. - No, so. - And the way the black maternal death rate is. - If she was a black doctor, too. - Thank you. - It was more upsetting. - Yeah. - It ended up working out in my favorite. - I didn't say nothing, bro. I didn't say nothing. That's damn terrible. - It ended up working out in my favorite, though, because. - Who was it? Dr. Umar? No. I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say anything. I was the road to the doctor. Now you don't want to get the review. Now you don't want to give the review. You said the doctor that you got after the. He was so black. He was black doctor. Okay. We up. We still up. He was actually like the director of. He was like, high up doctor. But. He was acting like a director. So I started thinking about that dude. He started do dogs holding the camera for Jim Jones. He was dancing in there. No. He was doing all that? No. He did that. But um. I was able to transfer to another hospital, which I really wanted to go to because that other doctor she wasn't affiliated with the hospital. Which hospital? I went to overlook. Oh, I don't know. Jersey? That's Billy. Oh, okay. Is it Jersey? Anyway, it went well when you got in there? Yeah, but I still had to. I ended up having to see section because. Got him. He just hit it. He just hit it. He just hit it. I. That's your heart. Yeah. He just hit it. He just hit it. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah. I thought it was easy. No, no, no. So this is the thing. I wasn't dilating enough. Like he wasn't. He didn't open whatever. So. Okay, shit. My way, too. My way, too. Talk you shit. But. But. I was taking the. Could I. I took a. The Tosin? Yeah. By the night. I. My body did not react well. What do the guys say? But those it's a patosis thing that naturally I think that they Yeah, because I got in yeah, yeah, and I do what like it was No way yeah, and I was I just couldn't stop shaking like shaking to the until he came out. It's scary. It's all shaking every No, I really was so like I couldn't stop but um he came out at 5.55 in the morning. Oh, that's a good angel numbers. Yeah, that means hold on. We see what that means. No, those are angel numbers. No, it is angel numbers. I think I looked though. I think I'll tell you right now. Okay, so baby comes out. Do you get handed the baby immediately? Well, he they showed me the baby and then Pat was able to hold him. Yeah, and then you have to breastfeed pretty quick after, right? You know, 5.55 means huge changes are up ahead. Trust the distransition is your highest good prepare for massive shifts. Things are getting exciting. Yeah, I think it's it's so wack that they come out and want to eat. Like you've been in for nine months, like you know, like that. Yeah, that is crazy. I already was producing Mocha. Ready though. Oh, word. Um, yeah, he was seven to six pounds. Were you pumping it all? Did you pump it all? Yeah, to pump. Did you ever have that should get clogged up? No, I don't have whatever people were saying my like breastfeeding. I didn't have that. Like, you know, it's like for this serial and stuff. It's hard. Not putting the low bit. I don't think I tasted from a taste good. It should taste good to sell. You put it back in the system, huh? What do you mean? Yeah, you got it. But he tasted it, but he thinks it's weird though. But whatever. Tell your mom put it in the pies, just fucking Chris. Son, come on. That before I hear. Like any, I would do that. You know, yo, yo, you know, I mean, people will buy those pies. Yo, hey, it is healthy for you. We humans. You need to know your milk. Make that sweet patiti pie. Sweet patiti pie is fire. Be amazing. Man, I'm happy for you, Taylor. Man, how do you feel? How do you feel as a mother? Well, how has life changed? I feel like, I don't say I feel like I adjusted pretty easily to it. Because my seeing the art in a sense that me and him may like is, it's a beautiful thing to see. Wow, isn't it? Yeah, like it's, it's so, it's crazy how I felt he looks perfectly like both of us. So, yeah, did it let you keep disparate? Or did you just get the station? No, they actually glued glued my skin together. Yeah, really? Yeah. What's this? Oh, some people get the zipper. Yeah, they do that. You didn't know it. No, actually, zipper, but it's like one of those like plastic bags that you have to pinch the sides. No, that's a different one. They do, you can do either. Right. You can do the zipper or the ziplock. Yeah. No, you gotta start having some. Yeah, wow. They glued you back up so it's not so they can cut it back open if they need to. Yeah, hopefully I wouldn't need to do that. You ready to have some more? No, I'm good, right now. I'm good, haven't enjoyed this one. Yeah. That's good. Oh, guys, yeah. Big Mama T. Oh, your Mama T. Mama T. Now, can we call you Big Mama? No, he's gonna be Mama T. Mama T. Big Mama's were like older and heavy said. So the truth. So the truth. It's fuck your dog now. No, it's not. No, it's not. Actually, my dog loves my son. If I do, it's true. Now, be honest. He's my first sign. But where is he? Where is he? He's home. I have to work today. I'd never bring him to work. It doesn't never bring the dogs to work. You know, it's not the same. All people that say that their dogs and their children, it's not the same when you actually have kids, you know, because of that dog bite low P. Oh, forget you're going to beat the shit out that little dog. But if low P bite the dog, you ain't going to beat low P. Nothing. It's not the point. The point is he's a great, he's a great big brother to my son. All right. And they love each other. All right. They do. All right. You wouldn't judge them. That's true. Don't love that dog as much as you thought. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. It's okay to walk all the time. But now you know it's a dog before it was your child. That's my dog. This is my child, my dog. What's your dog's name? Taz. Taz. Yeah. Yeah. So it's almost so intense. He would never beat Taz, even if he was bad behavior. Do you think you think I shouldn't also give my son like any spankings either? No, I don't even know. Really? No, I can't say that for a son. I got dog. I don't know. I got daughters. You already beat them? No, no, I'm good saying. That's what I'm saying. I'd never beat him. I was saying that I already can see the entire personality where he's going to be it. And you let big P handle little P like exactly. I'm leaving it like and of course he's not going to go crazy. How you how are your pressure is not about to be like that. But I'm not my daughter one time she was like little little little because she cursed and it made me feel so bad because I'm like, why did I just spank her? Like I gave her a couple of pops because she said a curse word. And I'm like, yo, first of all, she's how old was she four at the time? Yeah. Maybe a little older, maybe like five or six. But I'm like, she probably heard us using this fucking language. Exactly. No, no, no. So why would I be mad at her for repeating what she heard and she don't know what's a bad word? Well, I had a nanny. I had a nanny spank me once and I nutted. What? Yeah, you got to talk her lesson. No, you got it. That's how you got it. That's how you stop that. If you spank me again, you spanking a little boy at the nanny. And you make that little boy nut. You got to get spanked. Spank me. I nutted. That's a fucking sex crime. I said, clean that up. This is repercussions for your action. Yeah, I don't think so. Don't be spanking me. You know, I don't follow through with it. Okay. Christ. What? That's disgusting. How else was I supposed to not get spanked anymore? What? That is a good point. Now I'm going to tell you what I have for this point. I don't need a brilliant fucking nanny. She thought she was going to discipline me and she found out that she was the one that got disciplined because it hit the thing. If she spanked you one time and you nut, right? Yeah. If her reaction is like, oh, I want to do that again. Fire. She's an Epstein five. Exactly. Fire her. Fucking Epstein. Fire her. But it's officially a sex crime. First time is just like, what the fuck is wrong with you? She didn't know I was going to nut. If you do it again, it's just assault. And anticipating that he's going nuts, that's a fucking sex crime. It turned into sexual assault afterwards. Yeah, that's crazy. The second time is sexual assault. This if she did it again, it would be sexual assault. First time was disciplined. I'm disciplining this. It's just assault. It's just assault. I'm going to assault a boy. She was just assaulting me. No, that was discipline. As you see, I baited sexual assault. I turned it into sexual assault. That's my point. If she does it again, anticipating, you know, you're sexually assaulting me. I'm going to take it sexually. That's right. That's the sex crime. Did you make a noise when she hit you? Yeah. What did you say? I said, I Caramba. I Caramba. Okay. I like that. All right. This is a brilliant fucking idiot, guys. Everybody relax. Okay. I'm tired of y'all taking this shit serious. Can we just have some fun? Chris, I thought about you earlier through you. I was taking my midday nap before I worked out. Bro, I had the way to the dream. I had a dream that we were in our house, but we had it. I don't know if we added another like, extension to house. Oh, you know, sometimes you have dreams and you feel like you're in your house, but it just looks different. So in the dream, it felt like my house. And I'm talking to my wife. And my wife's telling me about this interior decorated as she got. I don't know what the fuck my wife said, but she was trying to tell me to get back. And as I'm going to talk to the interior decorator, it was a fucking Asian extra terrestrial in my fucking dream. So she had a humanoid body. Everything looked fine. She had on like a black wool cap, a black sweatshirt, baggy black pants. But her face was just like green and distorted. What made her? I don't know. Just in the dream. I knew she was an Asian extra. I don't know how to girl. I don't know. You know how in dreams, you just know. So in the dream, I knew she was an Asian extra terrestrial woman. And she came out and she was talking like mad fast. And for whatever reason, it made me just back up, back up, back up. And I watched her leave and everything. And it was almost like she was the woman on the Incredibles that was showing them, you know, how to do the costumes and she was the woman on. What's up? Oh, you know what I'm talking about? What's her name? I can't remember her name off the Incredibles. Mode, something mode. But she made the costumes. She was talking like that and talking bad fast and shit like that. And when I woke up and she had like this greenish skin and all I kept thinking to myself was, damn, is that the future? Probably, man. They'll be the first ones to make contact with aliens. But Asians will. Maybe. But it was just the fact that I was just thinking to myself like what if we end up living in a world where humans and extraterrestrials are just co-mingling like that? We will. You still haven't watched three body problems yet? What is it? It's a Netflix series about the Japanese making the first contact with them. No, it's just sucked. The books. The books? Three bodies. The books apparently are like one of the most amazing books ever written, the series sucked. - I got a read. - That's it. It was the most expensive acquisition in history, and they spent none of the money on actually producing it. James Cameron has been trying to buy it forever. They wouldn't sell it to him. - Wow. - Like, it is crazy. - They dropped the ball if they didn't sell it to me. - I am. - I think so, because the idea is fucking incredible. - I did. Three-bodied problem. - I don't even know how to describe it. It's been a minute since I. - There's criticism, but I still think it was the problem. - All right, ready? So basically. - The seven, the names are. - What the hell? - Taylor's back, y'all. - I'm back. - So basically, they find a way to communicate. They find a way to communicate with an alien race, right? And they're speaking to them from, I believe, the. Oh no, they find a way to communicate with the alien race. And the alien races essentially saying that they're on their way to America, or not America, to the world, and they're going to take over the world. And they calculate the time it will take, and it will take 300 years or whatever. So essentially, the entire world has 300 years to prepare for its annihilation. And that's the first season. Like, how do they know that this is true? - But there are also all these scenarios where essentially humans are able to see into what this future is going to look like, and they see the various ways that they're destroyed by the aliens. And the aliens are also existing in current time, like some of them came. So you don't know who to trust, et cetera. But it's a good concept where it's just like, in 300 years everybody's going to be dead. It doesn't really matter to us, but if you want the human race to continue, we all got to get on the same page and start figuring out how we can solve this shit. - Why would you tell the future, though? - Like, why would you tell future races? Because the reality of the situation is, what if our existence has only lived 300 years? - But what if it's not? - We don't know. - Well, that's why you got to solve some problems. - Can they beat the aliens in any way? - Well, that's what you got to figure out. - Can technology develop at such a rate that you will be able to, you know, be more sophisticated in 300 years? - I don't think I will tell future generations. Like, if I knew that the world would exist in 300 years, like, I'm not going to be here, so I just be like, surprise. You know what I mean? Like, let them figure it out. Like, that is something that people got to figure out on their own. And I don't feel like you should tell them how they're going to drain it out on their own. Once the aliens get here. - Then it's too late. - It's not. - It's it is. - Yeah, it is. - People work better under pressure, guys. - That was the answer. - You know what I was saying? - Can't some people literally see, like, the clock counting down in the sky, like that was part of it? - Yes. - Because if people who have the knowledge, they'll actually see, like, you're winding down. - Like, for example, WWE is real. If they told you what was going to happen prior, you think you would have reacted the same way if you were anticipating. - Impossible. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - It would be impossible. - So, I don't want you to have to anticipate nothing. - Just surprise. - Surprise. - You know what I mean? - That is a good point that he's making based on what happened there. Because if I knew something like that was going to happen, I probably wouldn't have swung on them motherfuckers and scared the shit out of them. - What blew you up? - What was one of the things that helped blow you up? - Surprise. - Crowd work, baby. - Yeah. - You didn't know what the fuck was in that crowd? You know what I'm saying? - Get out from it. - That's right. - I'm going to do it. - Think about the aliens coming to this crowd work. And then, yeah, now we're going to-- - It's 300 years from now. - So what are you guys from? - You see what I'm saying? - You've got to be quick on your feet when the fucking aliens come. I'm about to watch that shit. Why do they call it the three-body alien? - Three-body problem. - I'm like, scientists. It's something like math equation, right? - That's crazy. - Yeah. - We do look like-- - I'm going to only got a two-body problem. - Which is-- Chris, just know the market right now. - That's a great-- - Come on. - That was good, guys. - That's a great joke. - Come on, man. - We could do that joke, man. - Come on, man. - We could do that joke. - That was a just that's good, bro. Come on, man. - Can we do that joke, Taylor? - That's a good one. - I thought that was a good one. I don't think there's no reason for anybody to be offended by that. - I am a sick. - You're a sick. - What you got, Taylor? All memes matter. Taylor is back. - Yeah, Taylor, take over. - Well, we got Taylor. All memes matter. - Well, since we're talking about futuristic right now, have you seen the barber-- - This ain't real. - You don't think so? - Yes, I saw that. - No. I would never put my hands-- - I was in no way that's real. - That's not real. - So automated haircut machines. - First of all, yeah, that's-- - You know what, yeah, that's-- - Oh, that's a girl. - This futuristic device is one of the boldest business ideas of our time, a fully automated haircut machine that delivers fast, keeping consistent haircuts without human barbers, awaiting in line, no appointments. - In my shoes. - Something that simply walks up, chooses a hairstyle, using a voice assistant. Places their head inside and within seconds, the haircut is complete. - That's true. - Plus you all-- - That's true. - Adding a hole to that hairstyle. - That's possible, though. Like, look how it's-- I don't get how-- - Oh, nah. - You're not putting your head in a thing when it has sharp shit. - First of all, Taylor, this is not real. You do know that. - Yeah, but they're trying to say that this is futuristic. - No, that's not futuristic. Because whoever made this auto-barber bullshit doesn't realize the joy men get going to the barber shop. - That's true. - Mm-hmm. You don't understand the joy, like the barbershop is like one of the last safe spaces for men, okay? - Like this. - We go in there, we talk about-- - I was talking about hair. - You know, we watching YouTube videos. There's 90 gay slurs flying around. People are being vulnerable and expressing themselves. Like, the barbershop is like one of the last safe spaces for men that come together and communicate. I don't want to put my fucking head in the machine and get a haircut. That takes a way to experience. - That's true. - It ain't just about the haircut. It's about the fucking barber, bro. - That is true. - And we are relationships with our barber. - What's your tip, your barber? - Oh, I'm not sure. That's a good question. You don't tip. - You don't tip, yeah? - No, I do. I pay him, because I pay my barber-- I pay him more than what his regular price is. I believe. - Do you have a monthly with them? - Monthly. Like-- - Come on, barber, every week when I go. - Oh, you-- - Every week. - Every week? - Twice a week. - What? - Just to go back fast. Absolutely. Twice a week. And fucking the whole-- - You know what? Fuck everybody in this room. - Because-- - No. - No, fuck everybody in this room. - What? - Because, you know-- - Mostly in rollback fast. Mostly in rollback fast. - I got the trigger. It's the trigger, because-- Whenever I leave, it's time I'm going to the barber shop. - Are you talking about your face right here? - Everything. When I was leaving, I'm going to the barber shop. My seven-year-old and my foyerold, they all-- every single time. - For what? - Yeah. - You know how many hair? - Yeah. - It's like, you have to say that every single time. I go to the barber shop. Because this has to be repeated. - Yeah. - It's established. You know why you're there? You don't have no hair? 'Cause I go to the barber shop twice a week. - That's why? - Yes. - Does the barber wax you, too? - No, I've got to go wax in his every six-- - They got to add that to the barber shop. - No. - Yeah, that'd be fire. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - No. - That's crazy. - I can't get a wax in the barber shop. - Right after the cut. - No, no, that's crazy. - That's crazy. - This has a seat full back. - That's crazy. - This is crazy. - This is crazy. - This is crazy. - The only other place I feel safe getting a wax is the nail salon. - That's true. - Huh? - It's not sexual. - It's not sexual. - Yeah, what's your opinion? - The barber shop. - I'm telling you, the nail salon is the only other place I would feel safe getting a wax, bro. - This has your mans do it. No big deal. - No. - This has them just wax your deck off. - Listen, let me tell you something. - Yeah. - I'll tell you something. - Please. - There's a man. - There's a man. (laughing) - There's a man. - Now this is-- - Sounds like a song. - This is the same thing. - There's a man. - It's a man that does you really good waxing. - There's a man. - There's a man. - I was thinking about the nail salon. There's a man in the nail salon that I go to. - Men do better nails, I think, thing women. - Yeah, obviously. - Yeah. - This was this man, though. - That man, right? - Like, if you're in there getting a manicure, right? - Yeah. - You know, you clearly, I think he's married to one of the ladies in there. - Yeah. - Cool, nice little Asian man. - Yeah. - So you're in there getting, you'll be in there getting your manicure. - Yeah. - No, come up behind you. - I don't know. - And just give you a nice massage. - Just a nice massage, man. - Okay. - This isn't Jersey? - What's wrong with discussing that? - It's 'cause you like it too much. - Not only do I like it. What I realized that I was just here the other day and I was glued to envy. - I don't know. - Envy's wife and his daughter was in there. I was already in there before when they walked in. And so the guy came late and I'm sitting there getting my manicure and I'm like, "Fuck, man." - Just come over and massage. - I want him to give me the massage, but not while they're in here. - Yeah. - Yeah. - What's it matter, they're in here? Not while they're in here. You know, they're gonna go back and tell envy. So I'm sitting there like, "Man, don't come massage me. Please come massage me. Don't come massage me. Please come massage me." - It's great. - Because it's a dude. - It's great. - No, 'cause if you don't want him to come while they're there, that means you think there's something wrong with it. - No, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I just know how I can look optically. - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - Well, man, this guy's hands. - He's, he's the only one that gives him a massage. - He's the only one. - That's actually the great one. - That's strong enough. - That's the strength thing. - Strong enough for a man, but pH-bound. - Whoa, that's true. - It is true. - He's in man's hands, bro. 'Cause they're like soft, but firm and tender. And it's not like essential. It's just, he gets all the right pressure points. It's like, you know, 'cause now we live a hectic lifestyle. When he puts his hands on you, he can feel the stress. So it's just like certain little, ooh, can you just find yourself melting a little bit like. - Oh, amazing. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. - Yeah. - So the only other place you would feel comfortable with it. - Thank you, man. - I don't want to talk about this. - It's near a place where a guy who touches you, right? [BLANK_AUDIO] - No, no. - Nobody is correct though. - You tip him. - I feel like you're good. - You tip him. - I should, right? - You know what's good though. - Yes, you should tip him. - Chris, you're probably the only person in here can relate to this. Do Asian men not have nice hands when they give him your massage? - Beautiful. - I can relate to it too. - You get Asian men? - I'd rather Asian men than no friends. - Do you tip your colonoscopy? - If I could remember the experience, I'd probably, if I could remember the experience. - You need us to tip in your colonoscopy? - No, I would put your guide in there. - Sebastian. - Sebastian. - The comedian. - May the scalp go? - Yes, I couldn't pronounce the last name. Man, he told us the story about how he was getting the colonoscopy and the girl was telling him how much of a fan she was right before he passed down. - No. - No. - No. - What'd you mean? - He was like, "Yeah, I saw you at the. I forgot where to. "One of their readers, that he performed there." - Oh, Larry. - He was like right before he passed down. He was like, "Why are you telling me this now?" - Game over. - I don't know. I wouldn't want to know you know me, bro. Well, you in my asshole. - He came over to breakfast club? - Oh, yeah, yeah, he was on a breakfast club. - Well, he said, he said, "Y'all gotta put. " - You wouldn't want the person to know you before they put their finger in your ass or something. - No, bro, be a doctor, don't be. - You prefer strangers up yet. - Yes. I'm saying, be a doctor, bro. - No, I like that. - Be a doctor. - Yeah, be a doctor. - I don't like, no, 'cause I know you're gonna tell people. - But give them. - You might talk about this experience later, bro. - Throw 'em through 'em full of $5, $10. Little $5 after a colonoscopy. - You gotta give 'em like $500, $10. - No, $500 feels like a payment. Just like a little $5, $10 for being delicate. - Do you feel like you have to. (laughing) - That's taking it easy on me. - One of these, one of these, y'all. We're not like this, it's like, y'all, "Thanks, we can't get it easy, y'all." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, take it, man. - You don't sound nobody about this experience. - Not even, I don't tell 'em. - No, I'm just saying, yo, you were delicate, bro. Like, here's a little something. - No, I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. - I'm gonna give 'em 69, no. (laughing) I am, I am. I'm gonna give 'em six, now I'm gonna say, I wanna give you 70, but I owe you one. (laughing) - You clean up before, like. - Yes, yeah, before you go to wax everything. - What's your name, Clean Up? - Wait, like, wax for here, colonoscopy? - No, what's your name? - You're going on? You're cleaning up before you go to Colesnowsby? - Yeah. - Yes, you gotta make sure you ask and everything good. I don't play that shit. Like, you don't want nobody running around saying, you gotta fucked up, ass, bro. - Huh. - What do you mean? - Like, before you go to wax, our colonoscopy, make sure you shower, make sure everything's clean back there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But like, what if you poop that day, before you go? - Well, I'm not talking about, you clean up that hair. - No way, I'm not talking about it. - Oh, but hey, really? - All the wipes you got in the fucking bathroom here? - Never used one. - That's insane. - Really? - Yeah. - That's insane, he's there. - Yeah, but show some fucking shit at a gas station restroom. He's different. - Of course. - I ain't never met nobody like it. - This motherfucker will shit anywhere. - Anywhere. (laughing) - Any time, any place. - I'll pull up. - How about, this motherfucker will shit anywhere? - Yeah, I prefer it, the more exotic, the more I prefer it. - Oh my god. (laughing) - Do you like a dog? - I'm a dog. - You go places like, what can I mark my fucking territory? - I do feel like that. - I don't shit here. - What the fuck is this tale again? - It is, Trump and Bubba. - Patting Bill Clinton. - Nah. - That's AI. - That's why I thought at first, but. - That's gotta be AI. - I mean, if you're gonna pat a cock. - But that's not how you pat a cock. - Oh, why would he do that? - Bill got the most famous penis ever, that's for a president. - For a president? Oh, no, one of them got a hog, Lyndon B. Johnson. - Hmm. - Apparently he had a fucking piece. - But that was the beef they had for? - Yup. - Well, I thought Johnson. - Ooh, big Johnson, Lyndon, big Johnson. - Lyndon, big Johnson. - Oh shit. - And if I was a porn star, that would be my motherfucking name. Lyndon, big Johnson. Lyndon, big Johnson is crazy. He really had a big piece? - Apparently he would walk around naked a lot. - Yo. - Just intimidate people with it. - Here's the crazy thing though, man. I was kinda glad that this story wasn't true. Well, I don't know if it's true. Now, Mark Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein's brother said that Bubba isn't Bill Clinton. The reason I was glad that was the case, because if this was the case, you know his whole presidency would have been defined by blow jobs? - It still is. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This would have taken enough of economy. All of the stuff they did as far as getting rid of government was, that would have been gone, bro. - Yeah. - If this was true. - Oh, who did you guys in mind? Clinton, 'cause you would have Lewinsky and Trump. Your whole presidency would have been defined by blow jobs. - Yup. Like, yeah, that would have fucked up. - I mean, that is fire though. - Did we find out who Bubba was though? - No, I don't think so. I haven't even been watching this. - Yeah, of course you wouldn't. - Turned. - Wait, why? - Of course you wouldn't. - Why? - The moment Trump comes out and it says Trump's blowing bubble, now all of a sudden you don't see. - No, I did it right here. - I thought everything about the Epstein files recently vindicated him. - They haven't come out yet. - I mean, from what people released. - No. - Now that they say any sucking cock. - Yeah, but you can't suck cock. - Now is the left not progressive. - I'll tell you what's ill. - Now the Democrats not believe in gay love. - First of all, you know what Epstein files came out? - Why? - Because Trump said y'all think I'm gay? - Oh, no, no, no. - No, we not doing it, we're not doing it. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - I'm not brain dead, no. - Brain dead. Y'all think I'm gay? - Nah. - Show 'em how to fuck you down. - Call 'em down. - Vote for it. (laughs) - That's funny. - That's what the fuck you're talking about. - All it took is all you gay. - That's all it took. - That's hilarious. What else we got to tell the game? - Speaking of the Josie, this, where they're talking about Epstein. - Yeah, but we knew we got the egg-shaped dick. - What does it even mean? I don't know what you're talking about. - The fuck, hold on. - See this one now. - Hold on. Remember, you had an egg-shaped dick. - Jeffrey Epstein, MJ, inspired egg-shaped penis depot. What the fuck does it mean? Make this big a tale. Let's see how he see this. See this, this is how you know the algorithms be all over the place. - Call over the place. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is the video that they were talking about in the title. - He said Michael got an egg-shaped penis? - No, they were asking about his hidden footprints. - And the rental industry is paying the price. (dramatic music) - CMZ's all over, huh? - Could you please give us your name? Jeffrey Epstein. Is it true, sir, that you have what's been described as an egg-shaped penis? - Form, egg and death net, and I'm going to give you the first one, the industrial equipment, that these types of questions are not only augmented, but directed in the management of bears. - And it's not, Mr. Epstein's mission. - Yes, it's like a question of the terms of the definition of the hearing. - Sir, according to the police department's probable cause, affidavit, one witness described, your penis is oval-shaped, and claim when erect, it was thick towards the bottom, but was thin and small towards the head portion, and called it egg-shaped. - Those are not my words, I apologize. - But now, John, has Mr. Critton has stated that this is a mystery. - All right, I want to talk about it here. - I would act to defend it, too. 'Cause I had to leave the laugh. That was crazy. All right, that was fucking insanity. What was the point of that? - To, I mean, to make sure it's true. - I was thinking about something the other day, man. It's like Jeffrey Epstein and Jerry San Dusky are like the same person. - Yeah. - It's like, yo, like, if you look at them, it's like, yo, I wonder what year both of them were born. I'm showing, I'm showing San Dusky's probably older, but it's like, yo, whoever created them, created a type. Anybody who looks like them, you got a monitor, bro. - Yeah. - Anybody who looks like Jeffrey Epstein and Jerry San Dusky, they look like they come from the same exact tribe. Anybody who looks like them should automatically have to register at some type of sex offending. - You think that they look like pedophiles? - Just look at it, just pull them up. Pull up Jerry San Dusky and Jeffrey Epstein. - They're actually a year apart. - Whoa. - No, say Dusky, you gotta be real. - No, no, I'm sorry, 10 years apart, sorry. - That's not a lot. That's the same model viewing. - They don't really look like them. - Yeah, come on, pull up San Dusky. - That looks like Epstein when he'll be older. - Yeah, it's pull up San Dusky, Chris. Pull up a pick of San Dusky tail again. Come on, San Dusky and Epstein definitely look, like they look like they could be part of the same tribe. Come on, man. You don't see it? - I mean, he's just 10 years older. - He's older than his weight, so I guess. - No, no, no, no. - They should have to register as San Dusky automatically, bro. Come on, bro. - Oh, I see what you're saying. It's a tight, man. - Yeah. - It's a little bit. - It's a tight, head shape, hair color is something there, bro. - They have a long face. - Long face, exactly, bro. Both of their first names start with Jay. No, I'm telling you this something there, bro. - There's something there, bro. People that look like him. Once you get to a certain place, and you start to look like them. I'm just saying, you might need to do a little bit of investigation, just in case. - Just in case. - What else we got, Taylor Gang? - Come on, Taylor Gang. - Um, have y'all. - You got some church announcements, Heathery. (upbeat music) - You got some church announcements, Heathery. - I'm coming up to Rhode Island, Providence, Rhode Island. I told you, we're the most slept on food cities. - Hey, I'm gonna be out there. March, I believe it's 18th. If I'm not mistaken, we can double check that. But March 18th, you get tickets for that, theadjerschultz.com right now. It is the Rhode Island Comedy Festival. So I'll be there, a bunch of other great comedians to be up there as well. So go peep that. - My church announcement, this Saturday, I'm having my 12th annual Thanksgiving giveaway in Monks Corner, South Carolina at the Berkeley High School student parking lot from 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. This year, we got turkeys and all the fixedons, man. So you can come out there and get turkey and mac and cheese and what else we got? We got stuff in, we got everything you need to make a good Thanksgiving dinner next week, man. So yes, join us, 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. Monks Corner, South Carolina, Berkeley High School student parking lot, my 12th annual turkey giveaway. Salute to everybody that don't give a fuck about Thanksgiving though. Wait, what do you mean? - Thanksgiving don't mean anything anymore. I think the biggest thing for Thanksgiving now is the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade in New York City though. - What do you mean Thanksgiving doesn't mean anything? - It doesn't mean. - It means Thanksgiving. - Anything. - Yo, what about the days off? Christmas decorations are already up, bro. - Like Christmas, the people are already putting Christmas decorations up the trees are up, the lights are up. - Thanksgiving is like a speed bump on the way to motherfucking Christmas. Halloween, still slaps. Halloween's still got all the decorations. - Yeah. - You can tell when it's Halloween season. They got their own island store, the candy out happens. - This is an interesting point. - The spirits go up. - It's basically like you throw some pumpkins out and all the the the spirits and the ghosts and all that kind of shit for Halloween. And then you take down the ghosts, leave the pumpkins, the rude Thanksgiving, but it doesn't feel like it's any different. - Not only does it feel like it's not any different, my fuck is already saying after Halloween is Christmas time. - Yeah, that's wild. - Now I have a suggestion. I think that after Halloween, since we know nobody gives a fuck about Thanksgiving anymore, we should get into the, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas phase. - You know, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. So instead of going full-fledged, you know, put the lights up, put the Christmas tree up, instead of going full-fledged, just little sprinkles here and there. You start to see a candy cane here, you know? I don't even think you should get the elf's out and stuff yet. Please don't start playing Mariah Carey, you know what I mean? But just little small things that let you know, oh, Christmas is coming, Christmas is coming, Christmas is coming. Thanksgiving will never get popping like Valentine's Day. They don't never get popping like fucking Halloween. They don't never get popping like Christmas or New Year's, nobody cares about it. There's not one thing that's given-- - You're forgetting about the history of Thanksgiving now. - Ask the Native American that and see how they feel. - Exactly, they're trying to speed pass it, so no one could talk about it. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, are they still upset about that? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Are they? - No, okay. - I mean, that's why I think they speed, I think that's why they-- - The Columbus Indigenous People Day, what is Thanksgiving in the Native Americans? - I don't remember. - I don't know. But I'm just saying the history of what it was about. - All I'm simply saying is, we don't give a fuck about Thanksgiving no more. Nobody does. Let November be all about free Christmas. Why is Thanksgiving so upsetting to the Native Americans? - I think you should ask that question when it's a Native American in the world. - Yeah. - 'Cause I have no idea. - What do you-- - Chris? (laughing) - Well, Asians are kind of a Native American. - Yeah, you guys crossed the Lambrids. - And then everything. - You can't be Native Americans. - They are, they crossed the Lambrids. - I'm actually too rich for you. - All right, what is the reason, Chris? - Well, yeah, why are they upset? I understand being upset at American imperialism. Why are they upset at Thanksgiving? - 'Cause we haven't happened. - Well, I think the tribes that the pilgrims interacted with who helped the pilgrims survive through the first winter-- - Allegedly. - Allegedly. Also, allegedly, where then, ultimately, driven off and killed by the same pilgrims. So their generosity was not reciprocated. - Oh, that's when they did the-- - Both in the small, small pockets blankets. - Everything. - Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. - I think it's symbolic more than anything. - That's what I think they speak passage. - But it was cool for one fall. - For an afternoon. - Yeah, for an afternoon shit was cool. Can we celebrate that? - It's what happened, no, 'cause we haven't activated it. - But you know what, though? 'Cause this is the pretty neatest. And I'm not saying that this is the case. We kinda do that now. - Talk to me. - We get together, we eat, we drink, watch a little football. By the times in it's over. We drunk arguing about something. Might even be a fist fight. You tired of your fucking family. You don't want these other fuckers to run. - Yup, you're ready to go. And a lot of ways. - We feel like native Americans. - A lot of ways we feel that way. We understand that. - I knew I shouldn't have invited you, mother fuckers. - You come over to our house. - I knew I shouldn't have invited you. - And then we regret it. - Is there anything more native American than this holiday? - But I told you. - Not the left. - Not the left. - Mother of my house. - Did I tell you this shit? - We fall for this shit every year. - Every year. - Every fucking year. - That's why we made the holiday. Because we understood what the natives went through. - We fell for it again. Oh, he told you he was gonna bring with you. - I'm gonna take a pie. He's gonna bring the drinks. Oh, he got some weed. - Got nothing, right? - Dom's in. - Got nothing. - No, he bought it over. But now I remember why I don't like this mother fuck man. 'Cause this mother fucker got me drunk, got me high, and he's talking to me about something. I don't wanna talk about some old family shit. Now we mother fucking arguing. Now I want you to mother fucking leave. And I don't wanna spend things given with you ever again. - The point that I think we're trying to make is on Thanksgiving, we are native Americans. - Yeah. - We're not the pilgrims on Thanksgiving. - We are the ones that make the food. We're not learning how to make food on Thanksgiving. We're providing the food. We're bringing people over. We're nourishing them. We're nurturing them. We're helping them out. - Pilgrims on those punk ass family members and friends, you really don't want them all. - Oh, that's shit. - 'Cause you know the mother fuckers is gonna cause problems. You know the mother fuckers is gonna cause trouble. - God damn, y'all who knew that all at this time we was carrying on fucking tradition. - Uh-oh. - 'Cause this is food. - It's food. - It's food. - It's food. It takes brilliance to fucking decipher things for you. - Why we gotta explain every day? - We shouldn't have to explain this. Y'all should know this already. What else we gotta tell 'em? - What do y'all think about this? - This has been a meme. - Now give me the mispiggy shit. I'ma be honest with you. What is her name? What is her real name? - You asking the wrong question. Why didn't you show us her? Who is she? Like who, I need a description. 'Cause the joke landed. But I need to see the visual of who the fuck was he talking to, y'all. Did you see this? - Why is he talking to me? - Okay. - It's a girl. - It's a girl. - See, I like the other one when it's leading up and you hear him talking to me. - It's about to do it. - He's calling people a pig. - Yeah, he's so white, piggy. - Pig don't slap. Piggy. Pig don't slap. All of somebody a pig is like, yeah. But when you say piggy. - I don't have mirrors in the white house. I mean, come on. - Ah, I'm with you. Go. It's all about who said the first. - It's the same thing I've seen. It's the same thing I've seen. - You, you, you, without the girls. - I know nothing about the neighborhood, but now it's a little time ago. It's really what it means when you spend all the time in Wiltsville with the president of Harvard, you know, that is some of us, not restockers, but representatives. And all of the other people that he spend time with, every episode that I had a great bad relationship many years. But he also was scraped because I was arrested. So we get paid in a couple of mavers, so it's something we bring. If you're gonna find out about what you know, we'll be spending Wiltsville, we'll be spending a head of Harvard, we'll be spending all of those people that they never put in J.P. organizations. - Yeah, just like I got it. - Yeah, it's just like I got it. - Why is there a real estate like that? - Bro, what is a real name? Is there name piglets? - That's death. - That's death. - No. - What? - That's death. - Right, now. - Look her up. - But she's sitting now. - She's sitting now. - You would think, but it's not. - That Peggy. - Peggy? - Get the fuck outta here. He said quiet, quiet, Piggy. He knew exactly what he was saying. He leaned in, he pointed the finger. He had a little like a little glean his eye. He knew exactly what the fuck he was doing. I need to see her now. I've been wanting to see her all week. - Quiet, Piggy. - Quiet, Piggy is crazy. - And Piggy only works on a chunky woman. - But if this girl's not chunky, why would he call her that? - That's why we gotta look and see. - Let me see it. - What's your name? - I'll text you. Piggy only works on chunky women, y'all. I don't ever try that on a man. Piggy don't slap on a man. But when you call them, nah. - Yeah, that's her. - No. - That's why I think there's something we're missing. Quiet, quiet, Piggy. - He for her, he's small. - Quiet, picky, quiet. Nah, it has got to be old pictures and stuff. - Why are you guys entorting yourselves here? He said what he said. - Yeah, he said what he said. - But I'm saying like, "quiet piggy, I require piggy." - He did say "quiet piggy." - It's not like he's bad at this. Like he's actually very good at like creating nicknames for people. - Piggy would have worked for Chris Christie. - Oh my god. - And that's he'd know, yeah that would, he probably the only guy that would work the quiet piggy. - Amazing, amazing. - Oh my god. - Amazing. - That would have been nuts. - Yeah, but this, I don't-- - I don't slap like I thought. - So that's why wonder, is there something that we don't know? Or is he not talking to Catalusi as he's talking to somebody else who is interrupting this big girl? - Guy is scrambling. He's backs up against the wall. - I don't know about that Chris. - Chris. - Oh, I don't think it's gonna stick, but he's definitely under pressure. This is who I'm under pressure. - I don't know. I mean, I really don't know. I'm not saying I had a theory about the whole Epstein files. That I said months ago, I felt like traditional conservatives, Republicans were gonna use this as a sort of a coup. Because it's the one thing that really got the base upset. And it's the one thing that they know if they use to get them up out of there. The base won't be up, be mad about it. - I think that conservative, retraditional conservatives are going to take the Republican party back. - I think there's a political coup going on right now in the Republican party that people aren't paying attention to. - Oh, interesting. - Yeah, I think that this Epstein thing is going to be a way for traditional conservatives to take their party back. I really do. I think that they know this is the issue that has gotten the base rowed up. The mega base isn't letting this issue go. And for the first time, they know they can probably take their party back and not piss off the mega base. I think they're going to do that. - And that's still good, that's still good, hold true. But I don't know. - I don't think there's anything to see here. Honestly. - I mean, didn't they tell us over the summer that he was redacting all of the names out? - There's nothing to see here. - Yeah. - There's nothing. - There are the White House posts that the White House picture of Trump and Melania. - They put them a picture of Trump. - That's kind of the final word on it to me. - Melania? - Yeah. - Really? They said what they said. - Well, they said, they're in love. There's no-- - Oh, I saw that picture. I said that. - There's no problem here. - No, we gotta find out who Piggy is though. - Y'all, we need to figure out Piggy. - Who the fuck is Piggy? - We need to figure out Piggy. - 'Cause you can't give somebody a tin on a joke and tell you-- - You know who he's talking to. - Who? - No, I'm saying until you know who he's talking to. - And they know who he's talking to. - Yeah. - Yeah, absolutely. 'Cause if this is Captain Lucy-- - No. - No. Starting to slip and his-- - Might be, might be. - Now I will say, I will say, calling a girl of any way, Piggy is effective. - Still kind of funny. - It's a fact. - It's a fact, it's a fact, yeah. - Just even a skinny girl, especially a girl who really wants to be skinny, calling her Piggy. - You know what, that's true. Because a lot of those very skinny women, especially white women, they think anything is fat. - Yeah. - They could be, if they used to be in 125 and now I was in there in 132, oh my God, I'm so fat. - Yeah. - And you just let a little Piggy slip? - Oh my God, she's been thinking about that ever since. I can't keep falling in love with you. - You can't help falling in love with me. - I can't help falling in love with you. - So why has put that, though? - I'm gonna see. - I'm not, I think there's plenty to see. I just don't think we're gonna see it, is what I'm saying. - Is there anything in the files that we'll be able to see? - Do we all agree that they should be released? - Yeah. - Yes, right? We're on the same page here. We wanted these things released and we want, but it's like a wild e-coyote role in run a situation when you catch the role, run it in what? - Yeah, but I guess what I'm trying to say is, do we only care if these things are released if they're incriminating to Trump? - No, fuck them all. - Yes, exactly. - You can go back and listen to our old Epstein commentary. We've been on that, I'm brilliant. - Yes. - What did we say? - It's actually a short discussion for all parties, so many different elected officials around the world, high-ranking corporate people. And guess what, fuck them all. - If you're in it. - It all has to be unredacted. - If he just, like that's all, or his name, or all the Republicans, then it's like. - But that's what they said over the summer, over the summer, they said that he ordered the FBI to redact his name and other prominent figures names. So then we're not gonna be happy with that. That's what comes out. - Listen, we're not gonna be happy no matter what, but it feels at least we're moving in the direction of maybe getting some justice for these girls and actually figuring out what type of power and leverage Jeffrey Epstein had. - Yeah, I saw a pew, no, he's different. That motherfucker, who the fuck was he? - That's what we need to figure out. - He wanted him third body motherfuckers. I didn't plan it, they sent him from another planet. I'm saying, what the fuck was he? Who was he? Why did he have so much control? I knew some pimps growing up. And pimps had some power because of, you know, who they would be sending their prostitutes through, but this was some other shit, bro. This was some other shit. Who the fuck was this guy, Chris? - He was friends with the most powerful people in the world. - He was the guy who used money and access to women to basically insert himself with a lot of powerful guys. - I think he wanted that. - I think even more than that, too, bro. Like in how come nobody tried to take him down until now? Like why did he have to go now? - Well, because he was facilitating things that everybody was liking. But it's been around for 30 plus years, but why now? He's been around doing all of this shit and all of these circles all of these years. Why did he have to go now? - Well, that's like the internet. - And why is Jelaine, his right hand, still allowed to breathe? - Well, 'cause she's, maybe she's a little bit more charitable in her description of what happened. And she's not willing to roll into people of power. Or maybe it was her job to get Epstein involved. - How could the people in power trust her? - And why would they? - I don't think anybody should trust any of them. I don't get it. This shit is weird. We're not gonna know the ins and outs that this shit does like 10, 15 years ago. - He was absolutely a facilitator to multiple governments. - I don't. - Well, because when you're attached to the most powerful people in the world, you can get shit done. - Do you think he worked for one particular government? Do you think he worked for one particular country? - I think it's pretty obvious that he did for multiple. - For multiple countries. - There's no question he was facilitating things for the US and Israel. Now, is he facilitating things for Israel that are against the interests of the US? Then you get into spy territory. Is he facilitating things for Israel that are in the best interests of Israel? And then feel facilitating things for the US that are in the best interests of the US. Now you're an asset or a facilitator for multiple countries. So what needs to be proven is that he was doing something to the detriment of America or he was doing something detriment of another country. - I get what you're saying. And I understand what you're saying. But wouldn't he have to be working for one country? - Be a spy, in particular. - Yeah. - And be a spy, yes, to be like a real asset, yes. - Like, what would be the benefit of multiple countries using him? - Well, be a sometimes as a country, you can't do nefarious acts through the government officials because it ties them to something dirty. So you have to have people that are non-government officials in order to sell the guns and do the, I mean, obviously the drug running and shit that we did in Central America. Like, you can't exactly just do that through CIA guys. - So he was just like a mercenary. Like a, I think he just knew the rich for hire. - I think he just knew the richest people in the world. And then when they wanted to get something done, they're like, hey, do you happen to know that guy? And he goes, oh, I know some of the knows that guy. Let me connect you guys. But he had like a fund that you needed to have like a billion dollars to get and there's something like insane amount of money. - There are a lot of Epstein's out there. There are a lot of guys who move in. I mean, maybe not with the pimping out of young girls, but like, there are a lot of guys with-- - And notice secrets. - With access to know where the bodies are buried and how to connect this person to that. And they, you know, they're like governments unto themselves. They just move around and make connections and, you know. - There's the purpose is what I'm saying. Like what? - The purpose is to get rich and power and access. - So it's selfish reasons. He's not working on behalf of anybody. - Maybe both. - That's what I'm trying to figure out. - I don't know. - Maybe both. I mean, it's very possible, look, it's also very possible that like the girls that he was bringing over, I mean, obviously he was hooking up with underaged girls himself, right? But it's very possible that he wasn't trying to honeypot the other people. It's very possible he was just providing girls for other people and it wasn't blackmail for the other people. He didn't even need a blackmail him. He might have had so much power and leverage that he could just introduce these different people and make these different things happen. Now, it's also very possible that every single girl at every one of those parties was purposely underage and he was hooking them up and connecting with these power figures so he could blackmail him. And then who is he blackmailing them on behalf of? - That's what I'm wanting to know. Like, are you blackmailing Prince Andrew on behalf of the British government? I don't think so. - If they would have described his penis as a egg roll. Who would they be working for? - Who would they be working for? - All right. - I want you to go and do now. (laughing) - I don't know, I'm reading Trump's response. all this it's pretty what recently a new one yeah what do you say the dog didn't bark because so Epstein said that Trump is the dog that didn't bite bark yet all the bed up that was this that's the saying that's the old phrase right essentially he hasn't made any noise yet and Epstein's trying to figure out do I save Trump in which case he's because I have the goods on Trump that's what the email threat is about I have the goods on this guy he was alone with one of the victims whose beliefs in his past they haven't in Virginia Goofrey Goofrey who has come out and said that he did nothing who was set out but Epstein saying and who was employed at Mar-a-Lago right and I think was the person that Epstein was trying to like hire whatever that made Trump get upset and and ban him from our law but he also Trump was alone with her for a long time in Epstein's house now I'm sure Trump had a lot of important stuff to discuss with the you know eighteen year old no seriously like I'm sure there was stuff they had to talk about for long listen I agree with you I don't think we should believe all women I agree with you all right I agree with you because the woman when she was alive was saying something and you're like we can't believe women hold on you're saying I do believe her I do believe her Andrews that we shouldn't believe all women but she said nothing happened well that's what I agree with I agree with Chris does they were talking about real estate they were talking about it doesn't believe when women say that the no I'm saying I do believe so if you so she said nothing happened you believe something did have no I'm saying I do believe or I believe her and Trump had this hour's long conversation I think he's using his sarcasm no no no I think it's going over I think it's going over our heads yeah yeah yeah put some more ducts also on this one Chris you don't know you can start cast it's a little guy this is not a time to be sarcastic about the situation what's sarcastic so you said nothing happened she said nothing happened he just happened to spend hours with her in Jeffrey Epstein's house now when you lined up like that I get okay when you lined up like that how you see yeah and they had a lot to talk about yeah she's a massage therapist he's you know one of the richest most powerful guys in the world that they had shit to talk about so it all kind of ends up yeah you know why this is such a dangerous game is such a dangerous game because when you play it when you're a powerful man you know a powerful elected official powerful Richmond whatever eventually somebody's going to pull your car yeah like I don't feel like these secrets go to the grave with you especially when you're playing at this level at this age because every single day you have to do exactly whatever somebody who has something on you tells you to do in the moment you don't well they do if you go to your grave early I mean Kennedy stuff went with him because he wasn't around now we know all the dirt but but Kennedy stuff he didn't go to his grave because he wanted to it was also a different time well the press the press wasn't going to read the press knew everything that Kennedy was doing and they kind of just yeah that's the other thing I wonder how they decide who they want to just clap and who they want to like kill what he's still breathing you know what I'm saying who's they I don't know who the fuck they I really don't know who the fuck they feel like the day in this conversation it's hovering right outside of the who's they who I really don't know who they is because we don't know you even know who the fuck every after he was working for y'all tell him he was an independent entity like he was a fucking you know independent contractor I thought he was working for somebody who's saying that so he's not independent contract oh he he's an independent contractor who just had a couple of favorite clients which you tell me I think he had one client really who there's less wax in her guy who the fuck you know no no no no no no no no no I'm not about to walk right into your mouth just that was not that felt like no no he's the guy who had started a Victoria secret and really yeah and he's a billionaire and he was like his sole client I think at one point in time and he managed all his funds and wax are transferred his house to Epstein at one point in time in New York his at that point in time was the most expensive piece of real estate in all of New York City and there's just some very peculiar things about their relationship and nobody and he's still alive and nobody interviews him he never has to talk about anything nobody asked him any questions really nobody subpoenas him like don't you think for the sanity of the American public we would like to get a fucking interview with this guy and just figure out what he knows what Epstein was doing what at why he decided to give him power of attorney you know this is why Epstein is dead right why because if Epstein was alive there would be nobody else anybody would want to talk to except for him and probably just laying back as well so it's like it's like everything went away with him because ain't nobody else going to say shit like this motherfucker would probably be ready to spill all the beans because his whole life is going to die in prison you know what I mean yeah we gotta yeah but then to Andrew's credit why is no one even asking about let's question I mean I know you've heard to me he's the key to everything like why he unlocks the whole thing more than Jelaine yeah really yeah because Jelaine is either the person that brought him in or she's a person that is just kind of like hired to watch him and be engaged with him and not gym in directions or she's another victim of his what about bubble you know bubble man not Bill Clinton I know brother said but you didn't say it didn't happen you know it's so funny though but this is what's hilarious this is why everybody's so fascinated with celebrity right yeah when people thought bubble was Bill Clinton it's like oh shit what if it's just a strange dick somebody's sucking there's no it's just a random bubble nobody knew fuck you know what I'm saying like that's wild to me if it's Bill Clinton it's a story it's just like you don't give a fuck if he's allegedly deciding to blow on people I mean you said wouldn't that ruin the whole strong man strong leader those bills are smooth talker man hey man the goat the honor might have met his match the goat that's true I gotta pee that's true let's do some ads let's do some ads let's do some ads let's true let's do it some ads what do we got all right let's get back to the show yes boy I do ask idiot what do you think about Ariana Grande and I'm going to see wicked too this weekend well we got to go see I think it's ridiculous the way that Cynthia are evil acts with Ariana Grande like it don't make any sense like I don't I wicked wicked one made so much money Cynthia don't have to act like her PR her security her energy she don't have she does it seems like she's just always doing a little too much with Ariana Grande can you give context because I don't know what you talking about like what is this for like I don't know but I'm gonna tell you something else security got to start fucking these people up man we need more violence man streets need a fucking body yo because here's the thing these motherfuckers be doing this shit for entertainment that little influencer somebody played me a clip after he did this yeah he got what he wanted out of of course start fucking these little motherfuckers up man let me hear this shit man so the kid around under the next game the other day fuck them up what happened a kid front row seats so you know he's paid to start with how dare he wear a shirt that say Jesus after that he says I'm free after being arrested Jesus would never do what you did sir play play look can I hear him let me hear the clip tell he went to Jesus shirt dabbing in the airport like he wants the attention he was like I'm looking at what he was doing true look how cool that is yeah finally I dreamed about meeting Ariana Grande and finally my dreams become true fuck him up yeah violence is the answer for that situation I'm telling you see we not see it enough violence go viral when people violate people in this manner when they're soft it's really that simple I'm I'm it's a red carpet for my event wicker premiere I'm walking this motherfucker comes totally motherfuckin disrespect and disregard my boundaries security yeah fuck them up they're getting there fuck them up get in there get busy kill him but a yo if you gonna do a video like that I bet you do it with a black eye I bet you do it with a broke jaw crazy thing is that might not even stop it not I will they just need to know that there's like a stakes that was there was a stream of that he was out in I think Japan or something like that and he would just like do a bunch of stuff people were after him he was getting beat up and he was just like laughing like he turned that into a thing like I think it was not going to get me today and he had black eyes and a real money yeah oh yeah I might have been career he got fucked up he and he was still doing it no no no no he was he got the fuck out now I don't even know the fuck you talking about he got locked up good yeah that should happen too but when he was getting beat up he was still treating it like fun and game yeah there you go yeah he was treated okay I was on Twitch earlier and somebody kept saying because I said I said this one on Twitch early to stop fucking people and somebody was like like Johnny Somali I didn't know the fuck they were talking yeah yeah he should get fucked up and then they went what do you go to the devil who or do not like, because public decency and we need to see, scream net. Scream you trying to guard your butt hole in prison 'cause you ain't never fucking wanna be, wanna go viral. Scream, scream net. So, show the streets that. The streets need a body or some booty. (laughing) Jesus Christ. The streets need a body or some booty, bro. Fuck 'em up, see? First of all, in the situation of Ariana Grande, why is there a woman? First, why is there a woman's security going first? (laughing) Fuck these people up, man. - Yeah. - Fuck 'em up. - No, that's ridiculous. - Let's do some asking videos, Taylor. What's wrong with your voice, bro? - My throat fucked up, man. (laughing) Blowin' bubble. - My secret is out. - Blowin' fucking bubble. - My secret is out. - You blowin' bubble? - Yeah, man. - Shit, right? Back in the day. - Yeah, I got to see about Dream on either. - I know what Taylor. - I missed you. - God damn it. - I'm just saying. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm just asking for asking videos. - Okay, thank you so much. - How you doing? - How you doing? - Everything. - Everything? I just, not what I missed. I did not miss having to ask videos, asking videos, 19 million times. It was like, go to asking videos. But don't you gotta do something, man. - I do, I do, I do. - Don't let the food bank down, bro. The food bank does great motherfucking work. They're out here feeding millions of New Yorkers. Okay, I am an ambassador for the food bank in New York City. Go out there, give them a hot five, seven minutes. Let them know your thoughts hurt. This is how you walk on a stage. Walk on a stage and say, "Hey, man." You know, Sean told me that he's an ambassador for the food bank in New York. I'm really tired. You know, I would rather be home. And I know I sound like I was blowing bubble. Gary. - Place goes crazy. - Place goes. - I'm bombing. - That's crazy. - Why didn't tell me to do it? - They don't have 'cause it's Andrew. - You think they don't have 'cause it's Andrew. - Yo, read me a fucking two-ass Canadian. - Don't someone work on a stage? - Read me two-ass Canadian. Let's go. My throat hurts, I'm tired. - No, but you go and go and Sean was gonna be there to support, right? - I might go to Midtown and do something real quick. So it depends on what time I get out of Midtown. - There you go. - It's more good. - There you go. It's more good. - Yeah, but he already supported financials. - Hey. - I love the food bank in New York and my people's man. They'll love you out there. Did they promote you? - I would hope so. That's why I'm there. - Just let them know, bro. Just let them know you've been stuck in dick and they'll appreciate you before. - Somebody gotta eat. - The meat. Andre the outlaw, how do you keep friends when you feel like you're out growing everything you used to find, find? - I mean, don't you just find fun hanging with your friends? - Yeah, I got it. - I need more details, Andre. - Yeah, I don't like, 'cause if you know, if your idea of fun was like fucking robbing liquor stores or something like that, you should be, they weren't even your friends. You guys just were in a gang. - If your idea of fun was sniffing cocaine, you know, or doing some type of hard drug, I can understand why you don't grow that. Why are you even just drinking? That's a lot of people that don't even like the fucking, drink like that no more. A lot of people share, a lot of people share moments of escapism and they think that that's actually fun. When actually all is just a bunch of y'all motherfucking trauma bond and finding ways to escape whatever it is, you know. You're dealing with it. - 100%. - You know, because if you, yeah, I don't, when you feel like you're out growing everything you used to find fun, life should just be fun. - Life is fun. - With your people. - Just being with them. - Yeah, and if you and your people are just constantly growing, that's just, we're fun. - We're fun with all my high school homies last night. - Uh-huh. - Oh, man, how is that? - I'm a little. - You picked up where y'all left off. (laughing) - You tell me. - What is that, man? - I'm just trying to figure out why you told her to grow. (laughing) - Next question. - That white boy funny. - Next question. - Hey, yo, speak a white boy in. - Yeah. - Salute to Jake fucking Paul, bro. - Oh my God. - Jake Paul is my kind of white boy. You know why? I love a white boy that's not afraid to die. - Yo. - Straight up. - Shout out Jake. - Yo, Jake Paul, let me tell you something. When a loose, if you get an average with Anthony Joshua, you should never got my respect. - You're a real one, bro. - I don't believe it's gonna happen. - It's so crazy. - He, let's Anthony Joshua, if I'm not mistaken, beat Vladimir Klitschko. - Beat Vladimir Klitschko. And I'm gonna tell you what's so good about that fight. It's on some Rocky shit, bro. - Yeah. - 'Cause he was down. You got knocked down. He's like, "Oh shit." And then he was like, "Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang." He just came with a superpower and put Klitschko on his ass. Now, has Anthony Joshua been beat before? - Yes. - But by other fantastic heavyweights, he's been beat by U6 twice, which some people are you at this point. U6 might be the greatest heavyweight of all time. People put him in the discussion. So he's been beat by him twice. He got beat by Daniel Dubois. Another fantastic heavyweight. - Heavyweight. - He got beat by Andy Ruiz. Now, all four of those people smoked Jake Paul's boots. So the fact that Jake Paul is going to get in the ring when Anthony Joshua went to lose you got my respect. - I mean, just crazy. - But I'm telling you right now, you're going to sleep. If Jake Paul does not get knocked out, I gotta start believing somebody's fights are arranged. But I don't think Anthony Joshua and Eddie Hirns would ever go out like that. - No. That's why if it actually happens, they say it's going to happen December 19th. - 18th or 19th. - 18th or 19th. The pay is crazy for both of them. If Jake Paul gets in the ring with Anthony Joshua, when are lose, he will have my respect as a boxer forever. - How could anybody not? If he goes the distance. If he goes the distance, the eight to 10, what is it? - Eight rounds, three minutes of peace. 10 hours gloves. Anthony Joshua can't go over 2.45, which is fine. 'Cause he walks around at 2.45. Like I think his last fight against Dubois was 2.52. If it's a real fight. - Early second round knockout. - Bro, I don't think people realize how big Anthony Joshua is. - Action figure. - 6.5. - Oh, sorry. - Action figure. 6.5, 2.45, 2.50, a specimen, bro. If it lasts, if he's not knocked out early second round, something's off. Something's off. - 'Cause Jake is out tall. Six foot, six one. - I don't even know. - I think he's a little taller. Listen to me, I like that kind of white boy. I like the white boy and that's the white boy. - Which one. - Not afraid to die. - Six one. - Like going there and take on that challenge. But the only reason it's gonna go early second round is 'cause AJ might toy with his food a little bit to first round. - No. - Second round. Night night. - Now, now, Jake can still hit. - Let's not, let's not forget it, Jake can still hit. There is one equalizer. Now, can he knock out heavy weights? I don't know. - Can he hit a real boxer? I don't know. - I think for a little brother outbox, Jake Paul. - That's a good point. Can you outbox a real boxer? No, listen, early second round, knock out. Anthony Joshua's sleep, Nate Robinson gonna finally get hit back. Okay, Jake Paul will be a beam. But, and I'm still gonna respect it. Why? - If he, if Anthony Joshua completely watched him, - Because, because Jake Paul doesn't have to do this. - Yeah, I mean, it's a huge payday. - You know, Jake Paul's rich. He's filthy fucking rich and he lives in Puerto Rico. He don't have to do this. - Right. - Hey, you know what I'm saying? Like, Jake Paul could have picked anybody to fight in December 19th. And everybody would have watched on Netflix. We've all been tuning in to Jake Paul fight. He do not have to get into ringweight Anthony Joshua. There's nothing washed about Anthony Joshua. He's only what 35, 36 years old lost four fights. Did he get beat up his last fight? Yes, but he's got Daniel Dubois, no fucking joke. - But isn't that what everybody keeps saying about Jake that he doesn't pick people that are actual contenders? - Anthony Joshua's an actual contender. - I know. - And Joshua's a hall of fame. - But, have you? - Why doesn't he keep your respect if the first time he's gonna pick an actual contender? - 'Cause he don't have to go in that ring with Anthony. - Yeah, it's, it's not like respect. You're thinking about respect as like an elite boxer. - Yeah. - That's how he's saying. He's respecting as a man. - Yes. - You're going in the ring with somebody who is one of the best to do on the planet. - Yeah, I'll get in the ring of 40 million. - No, you're gonna do a job. - No, you would. - Yes, I would. - No, you would not. - No, I don't think you would. - I would. - No, you would. - Absolutely. - I don't believe it. - I don't believe you would. - I don't believe in million dollars. - No, no, anybody. - 'Cause I thought about that. I was like, when I get in the ring with Anthony Joshua for 45 million dollars, and the answer is no. - No, you're not doing that now. - You might die, bro. - I can't believe the fucking change of, yes. Wake up with CTE. - Also, you can die every day, you can't take a dive, though. You can't take a dive. - Would you fight him or just act bad? - No, running the whole time. - No, but like, yeah. - You can't. - No, you can't, you pussy. - Yeah. - What do you mean, you don't think that's what Jake's gonna do? - Drake? - Drake. - Jake. - The fuck is on your mind. - But that's what Jake did versus Tyson. - No, he didn't. - He ran a lot of times. - I mean, that, that, they were, Tyson was, I saw Tyson a few times, Tyson will, and pull back. I don't know. All I'm saying is Anthony Joshua ain't going out like that. Eddie Herndt ain't allowing it. Anthony Joshua is pride is different. That's going to be a fantastic fight. And I don't think people realize how big of a star Anthony Joshua is in boxing, especially in the UK. - Yeah. - This is going to be a huge, massive fight. Anthony Joshua been getting these big ass paydates, 80 million, 100 million dollar paydates. Like, he is a goat in the UK, heavyweight boxing division. - Can I ask, is boxing, is it something you can pick up later, or is it like any other sport? Like, you either start at a certain age, You couldn't pick up the NBA yet. I don't know when Jake Paul started. It is better to do it, if you're supremely talented, you can learn it a bit, but you can always tell the difference between the guys who pick it up late. Why? You'd be able to tell. Technique comfort, just natural fluency with it. Like a guy like Floyd Mayweather has just been doing his whole life. I can walk up to Floyd and do like this, you know what I mean? Like, I can sneak up on him and swing and miss it. Yeah, but Crawford, even Olympic gold medalist, two-time world heavyweight champion, man. Yeah. I don't think y'all realize what Jake and Paul are getting in the ring with him. If he beats Anthony Joshua, it's not, it's not happening. He can, he can choose whoever he wants in the world to fight. If he beats Anthony Joshua, whoever he wants to fight, he's an actual father. Well, Jake Paul can choose whoever he wants to fight now. Like, I don't know if this is true, but I saw a list of the names who accepted. Yeah. It was Jake's choice. Yeah, but Canelo isn't going to fight Jake. But if he beats Anthony Joshua, Canelo would, you think after the loss? If you get into the Indio career, like Canelo, and Canelo from what I was told already had Jake on the schedule, he just wanted to get rid of, get his official joints out the way. It's like it's hard to turn down 100 million dollars just to go on in and fucking do what you do. And Jake Paul, he's a punchable person to a lot of people. Like, to a lot of people like, I don't know if he still has that, though, that villain must be like he once did what not as much for you. Yeah. I do find that interesting. Like, maybe he doesn't, and maybe like, from getting respect from an actually fighting motherfuckers and knocking people out, it feels like he doesn't have to lean into it as much. This is squabbling against your respect, bro. It does. You respect, like all that trolling is shit, nobody ever fuck about that, but when you actually get in the ring and mix it up, squabbling gets you some respect. It does. Boy, boy, boy, early second round KO, Anthony Joshua. Go back and watch Anthony Joshua when he knocked out Francis. He got him. Then got you. And Francis didn't got you knocked down Tyson Fury. Yep. And then got decided he wanted to get in the ring with AJ. Night, night, night fucking night. But Shaimu Kun says, "What is your favorite Christmas song about time?" Rudolph. Yeah. I like Rudolph. Mine too. DMX version. Yeah. Christmas of ours. Let it snow our boys and men. DMX? Let it snow by. Yeah. Let it snow by. DMX Rudolph, the Red Nose Rain, dear. That shit is. Bye. I'm gonna go with DMX, sure. Yeah. So I printed the lyrics of Rudolph, the Red Nose Rain, dear. I know Larry's would you do us the others of space you know? They never let poor Rudolph turn it into reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa can't just say come on Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you ride my sleigh tonight Then all the reindeer's loved him and he shouted out wickly Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer, you get out of his story forever You get out of his story forever, you get out of his story I was there when he did that that happened that five one or five one studios My sleuth of Vanessa Vanessa used to be our digital person. That was her idea completely I don't even it wasn't even Christmas time. I don't think it was Christmas time when she asked him to do that I don't know why I'm not even so I don't even think it was Christmas time. I don't even know why she asked DMX to do that. I don't know how they even got on that conversation. I just remember walking in and just He was like, what about Rudolph? He just thought that he was doing the shit on the table Rudolph the Red Nose He's hitting the beat and everything and doing his own ad lives. I was like, yo, that's all right He did another one. I can't remember what song he did do another one. I can't remember what it was either I'm sure we got that somewhere in the archives. Yeah I'm sure we got that in that. That was a year ago, man Reggie R.I.P. man R.I.P. and that's better human like that in my life really never in what way period the way he talks The way he walks like the way I never I've never met somebody like DMX in my life. Really? I don't even think he was from this planet. Really? No You've now you know who talks like he that's him for real. Yeah, like who do you have you ever met that talks like that? Nobody else in you. Nobody in New York talks like DMX. That's true. Like That's he was on one on one like crazy. What's your favorite holiday movie easy call? Gremlins. Oh Really? Gremlins par one and they do one of Gremlins three They already did Gremlins. No, it's only did two Gremlins three comes out next year or 2027. Really? Yes, man No What's your favorite holiday movies? Oh, that's a good one favorite holiday movie. Hmm I like that That British ensemble one love actually, I think it's called love actually I like that Go ahead Taylor. He thought you think you gonna give me with that shit. No No, that is that is one That is one is you grant the one was you grant Alright, this our last one. I thought it was gonna be like what is it love actually? No love if you actually put your buck in Not from a cock Give me another one Taylor. What else we got what else we got? That's right. Yeah, okay. All right. Who is this? Who is that we can end with this? Malk underscore Dawson says Alex is a man painting his nails and hanging with other men Considered flirting. This is interesting. What does he mean by this? Does he man? Does he mean like a man going to a nail salon with his guys and They're getting their nails painted together. Yeah, but is he just me? I got my nails painted and then I'm just going to kick it with my homeboys Yeah, I don't know that's interesting. Yeah, I mean if you got your nails painted you want to kick it with your homeboys I don't it depends how you kicking it with your own boys. I Think he meant like all them painting their nails together. I think that's what they're good bonding. Yeah I don't think that's flirting. I just think it's kind of gay. Yeah, I don't think it's flirting though Yeah, flirting is I just flirting what I do farting around other men. No, that was my shoe No, no, that wasn't just you farting around other minutes when if I've been asked for about my fart That's my point. You like to flirt around other men any time a man farts around another man That is a form of flirting because why would you want me to know what your ass smells like and you never see that fucking mean? Where the guy goes? Sounds like my side Smells like my size Right squishy. I'm most likely well lubricated because of the beans we are for dinner You're quite bored. First day in prison. Are you already farting? You're singing to me boy? I always knew that you come here. Was it blessing in these guys? Why are you going to? By the time I'm done those farts and sound the same did you really think they call me poetry for nothing? Don't worry. I got your back literally I mean every time you fart on the podcast, I tell the way in the insert net. No, oh you know, that's a man So that's when you listen back to the podcast whenever you hear somebody just randomly go that was like my side That's Andrew fart. I love that. I love that. I love that. I got the best farts As always if you listen to podcast you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right But if you listen to the podcast and think we're just a couple idiots You don't know shit. You're right too. It's brilliant. It's podcast. Thank you for listening