Surviving An Ice Storm | Your Mom's House Ep. 844

- Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. (upbeat music) - Hi, welcome to your mom's house. I'm so upset because there's storm watches happening, Tim, and you're in LA. Do you know that the big snow is coming? - I know it's coming, I've seen it on the news, yeah. But everything's set up for you guys, right? Everybody's hoarding food and toilet paper, but I've stocked up on lots of cinnamon rolls for the kids and wine. That's all I have in the house. - The kids love wine. - I love wine. (laughing) - All they need is cinnamon rolls and alcohol. And then secondly-- - They don't need water. - Yeah, they don't need water. - Secondly, I'm so fucking stoked that you're not here. - I have a cold sore. - I know. Here's the thing now, I used Christina P's liquid lipstick to cover up my cold sore. So if you have a cold sore-- - When your cold sore comes back, do you close your eyes and you remember which penis it was from your past that gave it to you? (laughing) - So you remember that dirty rotten penis. - I think I might, yeah. I feel like the dirtiest, like when you have a cold sore, you feel like the dirtiest, filthiest whore that ever lived, and I hate myself. - Right, so do you remember the one where who gave it to you? - I think I do. I think I know which dick it was. I think I do. Very young, it was very young. But then I got mono, and I'm not sure who I got that from. I mean, do you remember every STD you've ever gotten-- - Well, you're probably getting passed around, yeah. It's kind of tough when you're like, "Well, I had a train run on me last night." I don't know, one of them, I guess. It's more like a city you name, right? (laughing) - Have you ever even had a cold sore? - It's how you do your like, stocked in. - It's stocked in. I don't even think you have. If you don't remember, then you haven't, because they're so traumatic, and you hate yourself so much. - Yeah, no, then I haven't. - You're right, I have not. - They're so embarrassing. But like I said, my Christina P. Liquid Lipstick covers cold sores up the best. So if you wanna cover up that dirty whore cold sore, buy my lipstick now. And time for Valentine's Day. - Nice, that's true, man. - The cuts you up is made specifically for camouflaging herpes cold sores on your face. Get it now. - Order now, time for Valentine's. - It's a great message, dude. It's a great message. We should talk about this winter weather coming up. - Oh my God. - There's a lot to go over, but let's see. - No, I know, I just got so excited to see you. - Just to show you. - I can see it's mutual feeling. - It's, let's see. - The first time I've talked to him in like a week. Since we lasted the show, literally so busy, I talked him for five minutes. This is the longest I've seen you. And you're like, burp. I'm so, do you see that relationship? - Everything, everything happens for a reason. - Okay, go, do your fucking thing. - It's every fucking person out there. Don't ever fucking play with me again. I'm telling you right now, don't ever fucking play with me. 'Cause I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right, the fuck now. Don't ever fucking play with my shit again. 'Cause if you ever fucking come in and think you fucking know something, I'm gonna show you what the fuck is up. - Yeah dude. - Three did, Connor, show 'em what it is. Write the fuck here. Guess what the fuck that is? That's my fucking diamonds, baby. That's 3K right there. If I ever fucking need the money or if I ever need to come in the fuck up, I'll go use every fucking asset. - This is a big time. - Oh, it's ranting. - Fuck you, Connor. - Don't be anyone muckin' into this. - No muckin' in the fuck is that? (laughing) - Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sepura. - Come on, sicker. - And Kristina Putz. - Putz it to your mom's house. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - There's so much going on in this video. - Well, I'm not sure. - There's band. (laughing) - You shouldn't. But, I mean, first of all, there's the message. He's like, bring that shit. No one ever fuck with me. And then he calls out Connor. And then he's like, I got my fucking diamonds here. And then there's like, is this room, is he eight feet tall or is this room five foot 10? (laughing) It's like, there's coolers and paint and an electric fireplace. - That's the good one. - It also kind of looks like a gay porn's about to start. But like the quality of the angle and his build, it looks like he's probably tried things. Like, it's all there. And then you're like, okay, I don't know what's going on. And then the second part. - And guess what? - What? - My mother fucking knows it. - Because of this. - That's real fucking diamonds, motherfucker. - Dude. - What's up? - If I ever fucking need my money, I'm gonna go right to my mother and take that bitch right off her neck. And she's gonna give it to me. - That's right. - That's right now. That's why I know my mother and I are good. Because she gave me this fucking piece right here. Back. I asked for it, Mom, I need the fucking cash. Would you give me that? Boom! Took that bitch right off, boom. Tell me right now, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna shut the fucking world. You get the fuck out of my face. Don't you fucking ever come and play. And I'm gonna go give that back right to you. I'm gonna go put that fucking 3K right back on her neck. Watch. Fucking watch. - I'm so, I'm so baffled. Because I also wanna know what did Connor say? Did Connor say like, there's no way you could steal some shit from your mom or like, you don't have any money, or there's no way you could pay for something. It feels like he felt threatened or challenged about like his, either what he has or his access to money or his relationship with his mom. I don't know. - Right, see, it sounds to me. I agree, what's the debate here? And it feels like it's a mom flex. I feel like he's flexing about the quality of his relationship with his mother. He's like, dude, I fucking was like, I need $300, give me your necklace. Or $3,000. - Then he showed that shit like anyone would be impressed with that necklace. (laughing) - I know. - Okay, that is not a necklace. You go, oh Jesus, but he showed it to him. He's like, look at this fucking shit. Then he was like, I snagged that shit. At first, I thought he robbed his mom. - Yeah. - And then in the end, he's like, I'm gonna go give it right back to her. But I was like, yo, let me hold that. She was like, cool. I mean, like here, it deserves a second watch. - I feel like my mommy trusts me. Is that what this is? - You know what, let's all watch this again. One more time, because there's so much here. - So every fucking person out there, don't ever fuck with me again. - So first of all, no one's playing with you. - First of all, it's like everyone out there, don't ever fuck with me. - I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right, the fuck now, don't ever fucking play with my shit again. - Oh come on. - That was awesome. That was like-- - Yes. - That was a real explosive message. If you were doing a monologue, I'd be like, that part was great. He was like, I'll show you what the fuck is up. Like, yeah, I've been watching a lot of casting tapes. - He was gonna say. - So it does, it feels like, yeah, like an action. - It's really authentically him. - Yeah. - Yeah. So right now, though, all the only thing we know so far from this copy is everybody out there, don't ever think you could fuck with me. And if you do think you could fuck with me, I'll show everybody what's up. So I have no idea where we're going yet. I just know-- - Also Tom. - My day also has-- - He's an underground bunker. - Yeah, but he's also showing you, like you pointed out all the items that he has. Those are all his items. - I have a bunch of shit. I have a certificate from a college. I have a lamp that I could take outside. I have paint, I have a cooler, I have a smaller cooler, I have a third cooler. - I have a Rob Ross painting. - I have a bunch of cold drinks. I have a Rob Ross painting. I have a miniature Christmas tree. I have a thing that looks like a fireplace, but it's just decorative. I have, yeah, there's all kinds of shit. All this shit is mine. He's letting you know mine. - He's showing you. - That's really what everybody wants to do in this world is go, this shit is mine. - This shit, not everybody. I don't, I'm the opposite. I want to be like, don't look at my stuff because you're going to like it and steal it from me. I have the communist mentality. - I'm still a version of, I have my shit. You know what I'm saying? - I have stuff, don't look at my stuff, please. - Don't look at my stuff, yeah. - Boom, bring it in, Connor. Show 'em what it is. - Connor. - So then, maybe Connor was like, I don't believe you have any shit. I don't believe you have any coolers, and I don't believe you have any lamps, and I don't believe you have any paintings. And then he's like, bring it in, fucker. Check this out. - Why the fuck here? - That's honor. - Fuck that is. - Oh. - That's my fucking diamonds, baby. - 3K. - Connor was like, you don't have $3,000 in diamonds? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And he's like, yes, I do, dude, my mommy gave it to him. - And you don't, you don't have diamonds. - Yeah. - Cause he's like, those are my diamonds. Which is, it's like, when you say I have diamonds, it usually implies you have like loose diamonds, right? - Oh, okay. Okay, if you have a doubt. I'm in bracelet, you wouldn't say I have diamonds. You'd say I have a diamond bracelet, right? I have diamond earrings. Someone who goes, "I have diamonds." You're applying that you have-- - You know what I think you're saying? - I'm saying diamonds, right. - He's saying that I have a lot of cash assets. He's like, "I got liquid assets on Deckeroo." - So I wonder what Connor said to him, did Connor go like this? - He's like, "You don't money." - You have cash. - How the fuck are you gonna pay for this motorcycle, right? Like, it's fucking $2,800. - He wants definitely-- - He wants $2,800. - That's definitely this guy I want. It's a dirt bike. - Like a dirt bike. - A jet ski. It's something so stupid for sure. It's not rent. - Yes, for sure. - No fuck. - No, it's not rent. - If I ever fucking need the money, or if I ever need to come with a fuck up, I'll go use every fucking asset. - You can just look at all my shit here. Look at my room of assets. Look at this shit. - That's what he's saying. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what he's saying. - We've teamed up with Draft King's sports book just in time for the big game. 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So if I ever fucking need my money, I'm gonna go right to my mother and take that bitch right off her neck. Well, this is part of the messaging that I'm just confusing. Because at first you're like, oh, my mom gave you that. And then he's like, if I ever need money, I will steal this right off of my mom's neck. I don't know. So does his mom wear that every day? I think the flex. And then he was like. Does it his mom's willing to give it to him? Yeah. He doesn't have to, he's not gonna rob his mom. But his mommy loves him so much. That is mommy will give him the necklace. Like my mommy loves me so much, bro. She gave me $3,000 of diamonds, honey. I could see our youngest doing a video like this. My God. This is our kid. God, don't even-- Yeah, our kid being like, you don't think I can fucking-- [LAUGHS] If I need shit, I'll steal it off of my mom. Oh my God, don't even. He's gonna give it to me. She's gonna give it to me. That's why I know-- Yeah, but he just said I'd take that shit off of her neck. And now he's like, she'll give it to me. He just fired out. Yeah, he's trying to be like, bitch, she just loves me so much. And my mommy just gives me what I want. I wish he said mommy instead of me. That's what the sound is like. This sounds like a toddler flashback. I was talking to my mommy last night. And I was like, mommy, I need that fucking diamond necklace you fucking wear. My mommy said, yeah, come get this shit. That's his argument, that's literally-- Because she gave me this fucking piece right here back. Mother and I are good. Boom, took your bitch right off. Come on, tell me right now, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna shut the fucking world. Shut the fuck out of my face. Don't be fucking ever come and play. Watch, fucking watch. I'm lost. So then the flex-- I'm lost. Then the flex becomes that I can get this, but I am-- I'm not gonna do that to my mother. I'm gonna give it back to her. But if I need it, she will give it to me. Oh. So he's like, I'm a good son, I'm not keeping it. But I'm just showing you that I can get it from her if I need it. God, you don't think I'm-- You don't think I'm gonna be on a dirt bike soon. Watch. Yeah. Where did you find this video, dude? Where did you guys find this? Please tell me. I thought this was one of you sent in. Did you not send this in? I don't know. I've sent a lot in. I think you sent this in, yeah. So this is, can somebody see, is this guy-- Is it from his account or is it from like a-- No, this is from his account. It's from his Instagram page. Yeah, bro. It's really wild. Let's go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Can I tell you my theory, Connor Pearson? Hold on. Being Earth-oriented, as I ride my smoothest line, I have yet to write my greatest lines to be continued. I don't know what the fuck that means. I don't know, that's a-- Oh, he's a gamer. He's like, you don't think I have fucking new PS5 VR or two headsets on the cover? Oh, there. Maggie Brown. Oh, boy. Please say, oh, this is, this is-- OK, now the picture is clear. Oh, OK. I think, can I tell you my theory with Connor? Oh, he's gaming all the time. I thought he was a tweaker, and maybe like he'd stolen money from his mom before, but now she trusts him again. Oh, there it is. You can see it up close now. Scroll up a little bit. Right above Psalm 23, that's a diamond. Yes, the diamond necklace. Let's see. You need to contact me immediately. I call on you to come back, bring my diamonds back home now. Oh, the diamonds. You will understand. You won't understand. Wait a minute. His name is Connor? Yeah. Yeah, I thought he called out Connor. I think he was, like, hyping himself up. Like, fuck, yeah, Connor. Well, I mean, now I'm-- did he challenge himself to get the diamonds? I don't understand. What's that writing behind his head there? Did he make his posters? What is going on? Once we're quoting the Bible, that's-- Right comments. Get some idea. Smoke, check yourself before you comment again. That was not the right comment. What's not the right comment? To everyone, my friends in that area, you're done. Oh, shit. Whoa. He just lost a bunch of friends, dude. He was, like, no longer. Where's that diamond necklace? Oh, yeah. Next time, so I want to add some dumb shit, just so you know. Where's your know? I can go to the FBI. I can go to New York. I can go to D.A. D.A. I can go to everyone and swipe everybody out from one of the table. Damn, dude. Wow. Don't do that. Guys with that kind of access are dangerous. But he is dangerous, and he's doing his shirtless to show you these physically dangerous. Yeah, he's physically fit, too, yeah. What's these notes? These notes are something. And who's the woman? This is interesting. This is a new character. Just go somewhere else. Is that mom? That is not. This is my kitchen. I have every right to be here. You don't want to be here. Mom, you go somewhere else. Come on. You're screaming and yelling. You're making them just a nox. You just came in screaming and yelling. Because my gash is an electric double because of you. I'm sorry that you feel that way. OK. It's not that I feel that way. It's a fast. And I'll be bringing it up in court. Thank you, mom. Just can you just leave me alone? I'm just trying to have some cup of coffee and. In court. - Relax. - Go ahead and go somewhere else then. Go in your room. - Mom, can we have a heart to heart talk? - Mom, mom. - Can we have a heart to heart talk? - Let's meet with your kids. - Mom, what? - Mom. - I think you should go get tested for dementia. - I think you should get tested for mental health issues. - I will, if you can get-- - A lot of people are saying that, Connor. - Mom, I will if you can get tested too. - Sure. - You'll go get tested to go get dementia? - If you get tested for mental health. - That's fine. - All right, yeah. - That's fine. But you got to get tested for mental health. And Katrina's got to be here. - And Katrina? - Katrina, I got a conversation with my own sister without you being there. Oh, sister. Is that okay with you? You got it, you have to agree to that. - It's tough to be trained. - Pad, baby. - No, I need to make sure-- - Pad, baby. - Pad, baby. - Dude, two more weeks. - I love, by the way, the top comment on this is invested in this since the start. (laughing) The people are following. That is such, and this is such a great fun. - No, baby, this is a premise for a sitcom. This is brilliant. Like the single mom. - So this got, yeah, single mom with an adult child. - Dude, by the way, I think we all understand that if they get tested, one of them's gonna come up positive and I think, you know, which one it is. - It's a queen now, it's not Katrina. - And it ain't mom. Wow. - Wow, now it makes sense. So it says bro, bro is opposed to that. - Yeah, bro is avoiding financial responsibility of why the utility's gone up. Yes, you may want coffee, but at the end of the day, we all have consequences of our actions. So he's not paying his bills. Hence the video of like, I can afford this. - Well, you can't pay bills. You can't pay bills if you don't have income. Yeah, somebody basically was like, you're broke. That's what it is. Someone was like, you're broke. He's like, I'm broke. I just fucking got his diamond necklace from my mom's neck. And I can sell it if I want to. Yeah. - To pay for the utilities on her house. - And this room is definitely a collection of his assets. It is definitely what's going on. - Yes, the way he's positioned the cooler, he's definitely into that dirt bike. I think he might be a lake guy though, 'cause he has, I see the beer cooler. - Yeah. - You know, fishing. - There's three coolers there, babe. There's three. I also love that she goes, my utilities have doubled since he's lived here. And he goes, I'm sorry, you feel that way. She's like, I don't feel that way. (laughs) It's a fact. I'm sorry, you feel like your bills have gone up since I've come around. - What's the YouTube page like? - Oh man. Yeah, he's definitely. - Connor. - Holy. - Oh, it's maybe reposting all those same things. - Like, Connor. - Yeah, those are like a lot of the same videos. Well, there's more though. (laughs) Wait, scroll up, oh fuck, scroll up a little bit. I saw more. I got a PSP with Star Wars Battlefront too. Yeah, so he's like posting about his games, I think. Is that what he's doing? - What's that everyone is racist clip? - Oh, yeah. - Oh. - Now we're cooking. - Hey, fuck out of you little baby-ass bitch. I'm gonna say something right now. I support only white businesses, bitch. (laughs) 'Cause if you only, if black people in Mexicans, every other fucking race can support just their racist business, right? Fuck out of here, I ain't fucking shopping with you guys. Fuck out of here, I ain't shopping with that shit. So America's gotta come to the reality that if you're a black owned business supporting just black people, fuck out of here. If you're a Mexican owned business and you support just Mexicans, fuck out of here. I don't give a fuck about you guys because you guys are racist. I know because I grew up around fucking black people, okay? Everyone's fucking racist. Get that through your fucking mind. - I'm so confused. - Those type of messages. - Is it me or did the argument completely flip-flop? Like at first he was like, the races should just deal with the races and then at the end he's like, the races should buy from all the races. I'm not sure. - No. - What's the argument? - Yeah, he's pretty much saying that he doesn't support the idea that some usually minorities who are struggling to get a business going go, support your own, you know? - Oh yeah. - If you're black, like go to black owned businesses or like if you're a marine good support, Korean businesses. He's like, I don't fuck with that shit. I'm gonna support white owned businesses only, yeah. - Connor is just, and he's got more shit behind him in that video. Did you notice how the shit increased? - Yeah, yeah. I like to be in a flag hanging. - Flag, there's a fucking more artwork behind him. This time of year often means wanting to eat better but lacking the time to do so. That's where factor comes in. Forget the meal prep and following recipes. We are huge fans of eating with factor at the office. These meals come pre-packaged. They're all prepared. All you have to do is heat them up. They taste delicious. With factor certified dietitians and chefs take care of the work for you. All you need is two minutes to heat it then you're ready to eat. Their meals are packed with lean proteins, healthy fats, and whole food ingredients. All the stuff you'd make if you had the time without the refined sugar, artificial sweeteners, and seed oils. 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Like you're just like, uh, just unbelievable high level. - Yeah. - Really nice of you, Tom. I'm really glad you said that. - I was just really impressed. - I was just saying that I was impressed with you. - Yeah, I appreciate that, Tom. (laughing) - Thanks boss. - Boss of the company. - I was really just impressed, dude. - You know what, he just turned 35. - No, no, no, fuck. - No, you're lying. - No, I can't believe anything. Did you really turn 40? - Yes. - Are you kidding? - So though, Big 4-0. - Is he lying? - It's 40. - So. - You're 40. - Big 4-0, baby. - You look great. - You look great. - You look great. - Thank you, thank you. - Yeah. - You're way. - Now, it's black people right now. - Do you remember that? There was like a couple of month period where you were like, guess what I did? I ate real food. (laughing) You're like, I feel so good. (laughing) - Yeah. - Haven't. - Yeah, that was cool. - Horrible time. - Yeah, sorry. - You're not on that anymore, are you? - I don't know. - That's what I was like. - How often are you eating and what are you eating? - I'm eating, I mean, usually once a day, and probably the most unhealthy thing you could possibly think of, I'm probably eating that. - Chick-fil-A. - Pizza. - Pizza. - In and out, wings. Perfect. No, now is the time to really ramp that behavior up. When you turn 40, stop exercising. Start eating garbage. 'Cause it only gets better. - Well, here's the thing. - I was gonna say, it only gets easier. - The, the, the, the, the older you get, shit just works better. - Yeah. - You don't have to do anything. - It's just so much easier. - I mean, you know, you always hear about, people reading healthy their whole life, and they still like, you know, fucking die of 50 and shit. - There is. - But there is a person to that. - Yeah, you hear the person that was smoking one sick a day for fucking a hundred and eight years, and they're still alive, and that's gonna be me. - It is true. - Look, he doesn't stop. - There's just don't stop. That's the key. - There's like a cigarette too. - They always say that it doesn't matter. There's a, there's, there's videos of like these people that are over a hundred, and they always do like a news, local news article, you know? - Yeah, yeah. - Because it's from the news station. And they'll be like, what's your secret? And the person will be like, I ate ice cream. - Yeah. - Every day. - Every day. Yeah, you're like, okay. So it is somebody who's like an anomaly. - There, there is no. - Here's the secret is genetics. That's the secret. That's the big secret. I don't, I just think like when I, I've had my cancer doctors tell me like there are people, like you just said, they don't smoke a day in their life and they die of lung cancer. And then there's, - Well, I will say this, like the one of the best low-injevity experts in the world is Peter Atilla. - Yeah. - Like he said, the biggest indicator of your, like, A presumed longevity, your mortality on earth is not your, if you're a smoker, not your blood work, it's your VO2 max and your, yeah, what's VO2 max? VO2 max is like your body's capacity to intake oxygen and process, so it's really a, it's an indicator of your cardiovascular, your cardio level, so somebody, if you're, if you can run, you know, six, seven minute mile, your VO2 max is probably pretty high, you can do it yourself without getting the mask, you can do a thing called a Cooper test, which is you run on a flat surface for 12 miles, you take how long that is, you convert it, you can see out, you can Google the chart, you can find out what your VO2 max is, that and like grip strength are greatest indicators of how long you live, I bet you, and he's actually pretty, I don't know how your cardio is, you think you can run, can you run pretty fast or no? Well, I mean, I can run fast, but not for long, definitely not for long, that's the whole thing though, how long can you run fast for, can you run, how fast can you run a mile you think? I mean, I have, I have a ran a mile since high school, I don't know, I'd have to train, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I bet, I bet your grip strength is good, yeah, that's for sure. I would just say keep fucking smoking, man, that's what you got to do, dial it up, keep that. As soon as you change, it's, you know, it's like getting a new engine in a car, everything else fucks up, you know, just keep doing what you do, that's right. My dad is a cockroach, your mother is a cockroach, and these people have done nothing good for their health, their entire lives, and their, and now in their 80s, totally fine, totally alive. My mom makes up her ailments, she's like, it's all, I'm declining now, I'm scared to look, I'm just scared to walk, she's like, my legs, I'm scared, they will give out, I'm like, uh-huh, okay. We didn't even talk about, do we talk about how I went to the ER with her like two weeks ago? No, no. She, well, you called me, you're like, I think my mom's having a stroke get over there. And I was like, they called me, I'm in LA and then I was like, I go, there was a lady at the house, like helping my mom out. And then she puts her on the phone and my mom was like, I'm okay, and I go, you don't sound okay. She's like, it's with bass, you know, moment, I'm like, what are you talking about? I go, just call 911, she was like, no, it will pass, it will pass, it like hangs up, I'm like, okay, so I call back and the lady is like, which should I do? Like, go call 911, like what is going on, this makes me nervous. Don't hesitate, just do it, dude. Yeah. And so she did and then I called you and you're like, yes, I'll run over there. Yeah. So I'm over there and, you know, the lady that's taking care of your mom is so frantic. I don't even think I told you that. Like, she was in, like, whenever there's an emergency, Latin ladies can't hold it down. I feel like they're going to full light, you know, like the pan, like to stop, stop thinking, just fucking get your shit together. Let's go, dude. Yeah. And then we went to the hospital and then they thought she was having a heart attack at first and then he's like, hmm, when she just dehydrated, I'm like, what? Yeah. And that was it. That's for four hours later, they're like, your mom's dehydrated. Great. Thank you for that. Hey, I'm mad at you for everything. I didn't tell you what the follow up was when I talked to her about it. I was like, so what does that tell you? I go, what does that tell you? All this was because you dehydrated it. She was, but the thing is, told me, I hate water. Yeah. And I go, could you get like a liquid IV pack and flavor your water? She's like, that's a great idea. Of course, I'm sure she's never done it. Yeah. No, or even. I was like, crystal light. Do you remember that from the 80s? You could put that in your tank. Yeah. Anything. They were both like that, by the way, too. My dad, my fucking dad, Rest in Peace, was like, I hate water. I'm just, I don't like it how it tastes. I'm like, it's not supposed to have a fucking taste. It's water. Yeah. I don't like it. And he would do this. He would do this. I would go, bro, you have to drink some more water. So I'd give him one of these and he'd go, and then he'd put it down. And then like, half an hour later, I'd go, you need to drink water. And he goes, I did. I go, you had a sip. You're supposed to drink like, fucking six of those a day. Yeah. And he was like, when I was in high school and growing up all the time, he would come home from work. And he would always go on a run with it then Florida. So it'd be fucking 95 degrees outside. Yeah. He'd go on a run. Come back. You know, soaking wet, walking like in his soaking t-shirt, open the fridge, grab a diet coat. That would be his, how he would replenish from the run. Yeah. Diet Coke. And when he would come to visit us, I would stalk the house with caffeine-free diet coax. Because if you didn't, I'd have to hear about it. Any diet coax. Of course. Thoughtfully, you guys. If you can go get some diet coax, okay. Okay. Yeah. My father never drinks water. I don't think I've ever seen him drink a glass of water or eat a salad in his entire life. Still alive. He drinks fresca. That's all he'll drink is fresca. I'm like, how do you find fresca? Four hours of tennis. He's like, oh yeah. Or alcohol. Beer. What are you talking about? Beer. Like, how did your dad do Vietnam? Like he's in this jungle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. That's great. It's a great point. It's going to be like perpetually dehydrated in the jungle and you're terrified so you're sweating more. You have bullets flying over your head. Hey guys, stay hydrated. You guys got diet coax. Totally. Crazy. Oh. Yeah. Here, let's switch this up. Oh, shit. Had the video this one. Oh. Oh. 9-1-1 dude. That was his upload. Just that. That was it. That was his video. Oh, God. Hold on. Uh, okay. So this is Patrick Dunsbury. He stands five foot five. He's in his sixties. He's, this is Patrick Hawking and Pallugi. He also uploads videos of himself arguing with people in the comments, but never references or tags the person he's responding to. Why? No reason why he does this. But he does have a drinking problem. He was arrested two years ago for public intoxication. Can we go to his page real quick? Oh, oh, my God. Oh, that's a cool account. That's the cool account title. That's his profile name. He's scrolled up to the top. Hey, hit me up on Instagram. I'm a P-A-0-2-3-3-7-2-1 Gmail.com underscore K-O-TV underscore, get me a follow. Use college for years from music, guitar, institute of technology and Hollywood for four years than the rest look where it's got me now. Oh, yeah. Fuck it, Hollywood. Let's see some of these videos. I'm kind of interested. I mean, the first one was really cool. Yeah. Yeah, fine guitar. Okay. Okay. But I guess we don't really need one of those. Really? No. No, you can play guitar without a pick. Yeah. It's not even playing. Oh, shit. Okay, let's go to the next one. I know what that apartment smells like. Do you think it smells like that dog? Yeah. You don't think it smells like the trash bag hanging on the wall? Let's go to the next one. See what else he's got. Sweet. Sweet. I just got a joint. That's a joint. That's cool. Yeah. That's the best part of his day. Oh. Oh. Oh. Do do do do. Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Oh, God. Let's see if we get him. Can you find him maybe, yeah, maybe talking there. Let's see what he's, who he's. Oh, no sound. Perfect. Oh, yeah. The mattress. The mattress, the back of my bed. It's not a headboard. It's for women I've been with wouldn't get black eyes me bouncing them off that thing That's for the women's women's comfort, man They still get You know, there's no nuts in the back of their hair. Yeah, we've been screwing all night. Yeah Put that mattress in the back. It's ever headboarder backboard So I don't get the black eyes a bruise for it. We bounce them off the son of a bitch. Oh Yeah, that's pretty that's pretty thoughtful. So he's saying that there's a mattress I got it where the headboard would be and it's so it's for your protection. So if you were with him For instance, Christina if you were with him you wouldn't Your head and your face I feel sick like I went from amused to violently. I feel so ill Could you imagine him? Yeah You know what's sad what's really making me genuinely sad is that yeah Like Gen X We're the last generation to be clueless about technology. So we're gonna lose this valuable art in the next These guys generation. Yeah, like this is it it sucks. I'm so that sound was awesome Like a millennial's not gonna do that when they're now We should be saving these these are treasures. He posted that he posted. Yeah, where is that? Yeah Upload upload share that. What's with the dog? Don't forget to follow me 80233-721 gmail.com underscore KOT and underscore VFV He has two dogs in that apartment like big dogs. He's like one is a Scandinavian Yeah, my two dogs the German police dog in a Scandinavian bear dog the Norwegian Scandinavian bear dog We're fixing to go serve some paper to the bitch trying to steal my house. My dog's got my back. No one else does He should link up with the first guy with the basement and the time in necklace Because they could live together Of course. Oh shit. Yeah, they could support white own businesses together, you know With all their income. God there needs to be there needs to just be a social media platform for cool guys just cool Drawing do we have a drawing up there if you scroll up to a little bit is that something he drew all of us? Oh all of this have this coming. Yeah, okay. That's on the wall. I think you drew that on his wall babe Yeah, what's the reminder with the reminder with the back My name is Chuck Groves, and I'm a homosexual. Sure. I'm ready to start a living as an openly gay man I'm looking to meet other gay guys for friendship and dating Cool That's all for our generation Hello Just putting this message out there That's good man, but you guys are so cool like automatically. Oh, by the way, I posted a clip of Us last week me saying that I'm into gay man porn, and I just took an unofficial poll of the women to see if they think I'm Violin disgusting or if they too like it because we've been I've I've heard that chicks dig it. So let's see. Yeah Out of 500 this is crazy out of like 500 responses. It's 51% to 49% 49% saying no you gross for gross. Isn't that crazy? It's pretty polarizing. This is like Device of topic, you know women who want to just gay porn. Yes, 51% 49% is no you gross idiot. Can you believe that? Yeah, but I mean that means that a significant amount are with you though That's a lot. This is like an election. This is how tight elections are. This is really crazy. Yeah, man Also, I have some big YMH news. This is chips and a bowl. This is cats eating kibble. This is a big deal Okay I posted it on My tick-tock like right after it happened January 16th, 2026 at 614 p.m. I had a double pipe classic This is a YMH exclusive. Wow, I was you fork in this video just why you should be everybody is when that happens Go ahead, so they'll play just really quick. It's very important. Hi. I want you to know that today January 16th is this 2026 at exactly 614 p.m. I Christina P Had a double pipe classic now if you're a fan of your mom's house You know what that is. It's when you burp and fart at the same time If you're not a fan of your mom's house, well now you know and It's very rare. It hasn't happened to me in several years and You know when it happens it kind of sneaks up when you and you're like, oh my god. Did I just burp and fart? At the same time and like you have to register it and it's just so special. I wanted to share that with the world See goodbye, biscuit. Hey She just let me post this really quick. There's always a kid next to me like Yeah, do you remember like so that because I think this happens everyone's like well, what'd you just eat? What did you how did you live that day? Yeah? Well, I did have a lot of I had oh, I know what I had Mendocino farms. I had the Quinal um avocado salad And it was in the evening and I bent over to get a bottle of wine out of the fridge and I beefed And I burped like it went beef and then burp overlaid And I you know when you like you go oh my god Like it it occurs to you the chain of events and you're like no no that is a double pipe classic like even the one started first the beef But then the burp overlaid it and I was like this counts Right yeah, we got to get you on we got to get you on Hubertman because I feel like this could be like Something that he'd want to share with people too. You think so Yeah, yeah, he said he said And it's yeah I feel Well, they both would be interested, but I think Andrew would would be like, you know Let me let me kind of tell people how what their protocol should be to get their proto. That's really cool Yeah, when's the last time you had one do you even remember? No, it's been a long time. It's been a while. Yeah, like but like I said like it's really important to stay conscious and stay aware Because you can have one and it doesn't even register You know, like I could have easily just let that pass me by. Yeah, if your mind is kind of like drifting off Yeah, you don't even put it together. It's good. Yeah, you have to be vigilant about your double pipe classic Vigilent Yeah, anyway How many are we gonna do? Oh, shit Just right Oh my god Okay, I can't believe you're gonna miss the big storm storm dad Would love the storm Yeah, should I really stock up on things do you think it's gonna be? Yeah, why didn't stuff? Yeah, it's in a bunch It's in a bunch. It's really important Fuck Listen to me. Listen to me bro. Let me see your phone. Look at his guy You see this is Mike the accountant. No, I know I know this nigga will fuck you up He's on my team. All this thing I've been doing his whole life is carrying frick concrete. He's an internal and external Carpenter dude. This guy's grip is ten times stronger than yours in mine. He on my team What team is that I mean it sounds like it's uh, I got the free pass team. I don't know pretty wild, right? Yeah, I just think I will fuck you up Hey, man, I need an extension on my taxes This is the guy to call He just throws out about a week. I've got about Six and a half pounds to lose before then You know, how are you gonna lose six and a half hours or nine percent body fat right now? It's people say oh that's not four or five so beast and some of you guys say that you're like 10% body fat. No, you're not I've looked at you. You're like uh 17 18 20% you know, I'm close to 100% This is about eight or nine percent body fat, okay? Hey man, you haven't gotten back to me on my refund last since last year My filed with you Could you stop posting these? And actually yeah, let me know what's going on from this closet. Hey Tom, how's your fat percentage reduction going? Oh, it's not it's not great man. It's not great - I don't know what it is, but it's not great. - You wanted to get down to four percent, right? - I thought two to three would be ideal. - Yeah. - All right. - I'm just thinking too much, man. - Yeah, no, I'm, I'm just thinking about you. - I did notice what a crazy thing. Can you go to his page? Can you guys go to his page real quick? 'Cause I saw this scrolling this week. I thought this was nuts. Keep going. - I can't believe he just throws, I'm still shocked at the end bomb throwdown. Like, he just was like, "This guy, that's wild." - And he, if he did that to you in the street, and he's like, "This guy's grip," and then he dropped that on you. Like, what do you even do? What do you say? Do you correct somebody? - I'd say thanks, nigga. (laughing) - Appreciate you. - Scroll the top again, earlier this week. He archives a lot, I think. - Always. - Yeah. - Just like a black guy. (laughing) - Is that a black guy the way? What is this? Why do they do this? - I can't explain it, but I have the urge, and I can't explain it, but it's just something we do. I don't know. - To hide from the public what you were. - No, it's like, you're a fuck. What's that you're curating? - Uh. - You know what I'd say, it's specifically what I want you to see right now. And sometimes it's nothing, that's a real black move. If you just archive everything, you have a blank page for no reason. Very black thing to do. - That's a black thing, you think? - It's a very black thing to do. Name you one white guy that's done it. - I don't know. - Unless it's consistently like that. For it to just randomly be zero posts, but before they had a whole wall of shit, it just doesn't make sense. Why would you do it? I can't explain, but I've done it before too. - I can't explain black stuff. - I like that you're like, there are even some black mysteries to me. (laughing) - You know what it probably is? It's my white side. - Yeah. - There's no way I would ever understand it. - Oh my god. - That's right. - That's right. - This is a great point. Let's go back to this guy in a minute, but may I just interject one thing? I would love to know your black opinion on Jaden Smith lately? - Jaden Smith. - He's been the, they made him the designer for, what's the red bottoms? - Shoes. - Lubatons? - Lubatons. - And I'm curious to see what the black opinion is on him, because like, okay, his collection is really, it's inspired by the color red. So he spray paint in himself red. And then he made like red boots with fur on them and red, red, red, red, red. I don't know like, do black people think he's cool or do we not like this? - I mean, I think, yeah, it does look like a clown shoe. God damn it. - I know, and I like his other stuff actually. Like I think some of the stuff that he did was quite good, but I don't think the fur, it's hard to wear fur. - That's a baseball cap. That's a cap. - Yeah. - That's a, I mean. - And he please buy that hat. - It's $10,000. - It's done. - Okay, don't buy that hat. (laughing) - That's expensive, no way. - I don't like it that much. - Yeah, I feel bad for the kid. - Yeah, me too. - I feel bad. He's just a kid. We were all just fucking stupid at some point, but we didn't know. - How old is this kid? - Oh, Jaden now. - It's gotta be like 28 by now. 27. - 27. - Yeah, he's a cutie pie. - He's still a kid, you know? - I know. - Yeah, it sucks that this much attention is on him at all, but 'cause yeah, what 27 year old is gonna be, I don't know, making fucking super sick moves that everyone would agree with. It's like you're crazy, you're still retarded. - Yeah. And I'm surprised like, is the black community like clowning him right now? Or like, are we? - Don't say that word. - Sorry. - Are we community like, may you fund him, or are we like, having mercy? That's what I'm really curious about. If you could get back to me, just talk to all the blacks here and then. - I feel like this is the blacks. - Let me know. - Okay, speaking of black eyes, we should give a shout out. Rest in peace. This was unexpected and it is quite sad that white folks passed away. - You're like eight and no shit. - Yeah. - You're gonna be there. Hey, man, yeah, I know what going on. Yeah, hold on white folks, you see, man, you did? - He died, really sad. He died a few days ago. Mother's cycle accident. - No. (laughs) - You really just don't know what you mean. You don't know what you mean. (laughs) - Hey, you dropped something. You dropped something. - Black man. - No man. - You dropped the white folks like this. (laughs) - What a light, what a light. - What a, he was a good time. Here's two black people hanging out. - Hey, we got him. - Hey, got him. - Hey, you got him. - Hey, you got him. - Well, Vicki. - I know, I get. - Woo! - Yeah. - Yeah, what a dresser. - Rest in peace. - Yeah, what a light. - Another cool guy gone. That's really sad. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's too bad. - Oh well. - I wonder how hard-- - Well, motorcycles man, they're just so dangerous, bro. - Yeah, and it should have been his health that killed him. So you look at a guy like him and you're like, "He's gonna die any minute." - Well, I don't think that was really far off. But yeah. (laughs) - Come on, man. - I don't think, I don't, (laughs) look at that list. - I don't know if it's for a guy. (laughs) - Well, he passed away. - 'Til that's right, that's right. - Yeah. - Yeah, look at those guys. - Yeah. - Don't you think it's hard? (laughs) - It's crazy, that list is crazy. (laughs) - It was hard rock. - Yeah. - Nick, next to Larry King, next to Herk, Kevin Samuels, Leo O.J., the succulent Chinese meal, the Irish drunk, 10 minutes rule. - You called already guys dead? I didn't realize that. - I thought we heard that he was dead and then that was false. - Wait a minute. - I don't know. - He mixed reports, but I would believe it. - No. No, not the cops. - No, how would you not believe that? - I just wouldn't. - What part of you would doubt that? - Just of all these cockroaches. I mean, that guy cannot live the whole. He's a drunk, they live forever. - They do fucking live. - God damn it. - They keep living. And they never fucking stop living. - Yeah, I know. - God only takes the good ones. - Here's some funny stuff for you. I got some LLs after this sad moment. - No, no. - Okay. - Here we go. (laughing) - I don't know what this is, I don't know what this is. - Oh, look at what this is. (laughing) - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Nice. (laughing) - Woo! - Yeah, dog. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, uh, wait, dude. That was just a basketball. - Holy shit. - Whatever, what's that shit called? Fucking basketball thing? - Yeah, that was a hoop. It looks like it was a basketball thing. - Is she just fell down on that? - That looks like it's in the Philippines maybe? - Oh, that's fine. - She put a lot of weight on that. They're not built to be like, "Hey, stand on this." - She's 90 pounds. - She's tiny. - I know, but she was bouncing on, I mean, no, it should have not done that. (laughing) - For sure. - That's all rusty and shitty. - But she definitely fucked with it, yeah. - Yeah, dude. - That one was pretty scary. I was pretty horrified by that. - She seems okay. - Oh, fine, because I'm broken. (laughing) (laughing) - Oh, fuck. - That was unbelief. That guy used to do that in college, you know? For sure, that's a dad who was like, "Oh yeah, you don't know I could do gymnastics, you know?" (laughing) I mean, look, he knows we do it. - He can do it. He's got the muscle. (laughing) - But his body can't, dude, this is like, you just can't do stuff when you're old. I can't play tennis anymore. My body's all fucked up. Broken ankle. - Fuck. - Those noises were great though. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Just for those noises. (laughing) - Okay. - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Woo! (laughing) - What, dude? What the fuck was that? That was a trick. - He got up and walked away from that. - Dude. - No, that was a dumpster. He landed on like a metal dumpster, dude. - Dude again. - Okay. - God damn it, dude! That should have split his body in half. - Fuck. - Jesus. - That should have that fucking hurt. - Ripped him in half, like a plate of it. - Yeah, really should have. (upbeat music) - This is what it was. - It's a watermelon. (laughing) - I can't stand it. - Oh, my God. (laughing) - Oh, my God, I didn't know you could do that. - You know that, well, you can't, you can throw anything on someone's head. But that clearly was, can I break this over your head? And he was like, yeah, go for it. (laughing) Can I break this on your head? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do my head. (upbeat music) - It's just knock out. - Oh. - Oh, shit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And he is at racist. - Oh, that's crazy. (laughing) That's crazy, I see what you're doing. - I mean, the question was racist. (laughing) - That's crazy. - I saw it, I was like, oh no, is this clip racist? - That's crazy, yeah. - You know, you did that man 20 bucks, dude. He's like, no, I need 20 bucks. - So you let me smash this shit on you, you're like, okay. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh. - No. - Good book. - And he got a concussion out of it. (laughing) Well, we got a fun one for you here. Something I think you'll enjoy. Are you ready? I'm ready. This guy is, this guy is locked up in Indiana, okay? And they did an interview with him in Indiana, in prison. The first woman you killed was Karen Hadella, 40, 40-year-old woman, who you would never met. Why did you kill her? It felt like it. I mean, I didn't have to have a reason. And then you killed somebody who was a friend of your family, your mother's friend, Christine Wittis. She caught me, cutting up another one. So, and then she told me she was going to call the police. How did you kill her? Strangler. I'm just trying to discover whether there's any part of your mind, any part of your, I use the word loosely, "humanity", which says that this is appalling. Yeah, I don't believe I got any, that. humanity. Or teeth. You have no humanity. I don't think I do it. The chuckle is really wet, now. The chuckle is good, yeah. You have no remorse at all about any of the people you might have. It just don't, don't seem to affect me, you know, I would, I mean, I could kill a person and just go out to dinner. I don't care. No way, is this not the most liberating way to be where you're just like, "Oh, whatever, this is what Buddhists have been trying to get you to your whole lifetimes, to be detached." What an interesting take on this, yeah. What an interesting take, is this something that Buddhists would celebrate. He's not attached. He's totally detached. He's fun. He's like, "I can do that, just go to dinner." Go on. Yeah. I don't think I ever got any kind of feeling about it at all, it was rich, I got what I was doing. Oh. Yeah, that feels nice, I don't know. You got an adrenaline rush from killing me. Of course. I guess it was more than that too, I mean, I got a kick out of cutting them up, I mean. You get the kick out of counting them up? Yeah. Same like after the first one, it just got good to me, you know? Yeah. You know, it's kind of nervous about it, but then after the first one, it was like. You know what? He went from becoming an amateur to a professional. I understand that. 10,000 hours, that's what it takes. Remember the first time you played tennis, and you're like, "Yeah." Yeah. And then all of a sudden, you learn to turn over the racket, right? You turn it over, let the momentum take you, like, "Hey, this is fun, it's not that different, you know?" No. You have to let yourself enjoy it, too. This thing. You know what I mean? Like, he's so free. I don't think I'll ever be this free from my emotions. I don't think you'll ever be this free, and most of us will never be this free. No, of course. Of course. Of course, I'm just women. I mean, they was a man, jeez. I just didn't find them, I didn't tell them about none of them. He's like, "I killed men too." So you killed the greater number of people than the police know? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They might have a chance of it, I figured that way. So you may have killed 29-30 people? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm. Are you prepared now to tell the authorities where those bodies are buried? No. No. You never will. Stupid? No. I'm not going back, going through all, like, cord stuff. No. That's not going to do it. Yeah, cord sucks. Do you read tape any sense of remorse? Oh. I'm right where I belong. Believe me. They don't want me out. Yeah. I agree. Well, I thought that'd be a fun thing to -- yeah. The chuckle is really cool. Yeah. You know, it's really interesting, though, that it is always this type of guy you're getting when there's serial killers. Yeah. One personality type, one physical makeup, they all look like him. What is this? White guy. This is a white guy thing. It is a white guy thing. Like a door to usually -- They're usually -- They're usually -- a door to usually white guy thing. I don't know how friendly he is, but they're usually from, you know, a certain socioeconomic background. Yeah. There's usually some neglect. They're usually -- yeah. Some abuse in their background, and there's this anti-social thing that starts pretty young with them. Yeah. And the only white guys feel entitled enough to cut up other people. Maybe is that what this is? Well, here's the thing. This is why you got to support white-owned businesses, okay, because these are the kinds of guys that feel like you didn't support their business, you know. And then there's kind of one way to get you back. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. This is something that will make you smile. I hate those fucking eyes. This is laughter, you know. So who's laughter, you like more? Who's laughter, you like more? Do you like -- Or do you like -- Or do you like -- The serial killer all day, because the serial killer is real. This is like when you go to an alt comedy show, and you hear those people that are laughing extra hard and loud to show you that they're smart enough to get the joke that's not actually when you go to that smart, you know. That's -- This is fake. I hate that. I hate these dorks, dude. How dare they try to make themselves happy without alcohol or drugs. This would make me very upset. This might turn me into a serial killer, if you took me to laughter yoga, I might leave there and just kill somebody. Oh. I hate it that. Look at this. Look at this. Okay. We should do this to my mom. Okay. He shaped the toilet paper, covered it with the nesles. Hey. [Laughter] I loved this so much. Should we do that to Charles? I love to. You should do it, but set it up at Chitra Bomba so that they give it to her there. Oh, my God. They're like, "This is fresh from the oven." [Laughter] I hate Tommy. I hate Tommy. He tastes like paper. You know. [Laughter] Drink the water. [Laughter] That's awesome. All right. I got to get going, Jean. No, what are you going to do today? What are you going to do? This is our final official prep day, so there's a bunch of shit to do, and then I got rehearsal over the weekend. Okay. And then we start Monday morning. Dang. Homey. Okay. Very exciting. Very amazing. We're going to batten down the hatches. Is that the radio? I don't even know that batten down. Is that how you say that? I feel like I've never said that out loud. Sinton, the chin jaw. You say that? Tink, tink, tink. We're going to do that. And we're going to batten down the hatches. You nailed it. Yeah. Secure ships. Yeah. Tink, tink, tink, tink. Yeah. We're going to hopefully survive this storm. I'll let you know you're alive by the end of the weekend. Well, make sure you stop and don't get water. Don't get toilet paper. Don't get canned goods. Get wine. Get some donuts. Get cinnamon rolls. Get some tequila. Yeah. Porosos, we have it at the house. Oh, yes, we do. We do. All right. That's a good look. All right. Love you. Bye. See you guys. Bye. Ciao, ciao. Bye. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] (upbeat music)