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Dude, how are you feeling coming back from these first four shows of tour? Fantastic, honestly. Of course, it's a little tired because we were bumping and grinding on the road. You and me getting real frisky in that bed late at night. Bump and furs, we're like, "There's little buzz bumpers." Are you going crazy? I see why you were giving up that 20 million. I mean, Cam's got to, if Cam's just strong. You got to get me there. If you don't get me there, it's pretty embarrassing. Yeah, one day we were trying to get on after a show. Tell you drank too much. Hey, I got there. Just took a little longer. Take a little longer. He said, "So, hey, make sure you let me know." No, I was like, "It's been an hour and a half." I was like, "I was like, unless you're a lead, I don't know what's going on." Oh, no, not a lead. Oh, no, I'm rushing numbers over here. But I love touring with you. Being on the road, dude, is so fun. No, I love being on tour with you, too. Now, I would be lying if I didn't say you absolutely discussed me in certain aspects of your life, and that's fine. To each its own, man, to man. I get that a lot. I think that's been a running thing on the podcast for a while, but one of the things in our meet and greets, people have always said, "I smell good." Oh, yeah. Well, you smell good due to a lot of cologne, and not due to the fact that you were the same pair of denim for three days in a row. Yes. You also failed to brush your teeth for 72 hours. Yes, this whole thing. Hidden heart, didn't not brush his teeth for the first three days of our tour. Yes. I'm going to say that one more time a little quicker. This man didn't brush his teeth for three days consecutively. Yes. While we were traveling across the country on tour, 100 percent. I didn't do it. And I'm not trying to hide it either. I think that's what pisses me off more. Then you're just like, "Yeah, I did it. That's fine. I did it." It's like, "Have some cool things." And some, have some, be honorable. And the crazy thing is, like, as much as the people that watch our podcast and come to our show have become like a family to us, in real life, we are strangers. Like, we haven't really met each other at all. Yeah. Like, we are strangers. Yes. But I was telling them when I met them, "Hey, by the way, guys, have your brush my teeth this whole week." And then, like, I thought as a joke, like, as they watch the podcast and they know me, they're like, "Oh, they would be like, oh, funny." None of them found it entertaining. It's disgusting. Yeah. It's disgusting. And you're lucky you had grapefruit high noon, covered in the scent. You are farming bacteria. Like, it blows my thing about it. I've brushed my teeth six times in the amount that you failed to do at once. 100%. And it was not normal. And it got to a point. There was a couple points in the week where I was realizing that me not brushing my teeth was becoming an issue. And it was whenever we were about to go do a mean greet and you're like, "Pain, you got to go brush your teeth." It's bad, bro. And I would tell you, I was like, "No, I'm about to drink, so it's going to be fine." And that A, that's unacceptable, but the more unacceptable is we go to, we start that like a convenient store, grocery store, a gas station, doesn't matter. This man has the nerve, "A, bro, you should really buy a pack of gum." Why the f**k should I buy a pack of gum for your disgusting mouth? You want to buy gum? But you don't want to brush your teeth. And I spelled the word lazy. Spell it for me. I wouldn't put that as lazyness. It's more of exhaustion. It's just like, I know it's one of those things. It's like getting back into the gym. That's how I view brushing my teeth. It's like you gained a bunch of weight and you know going back to the gym is going to really hurt. And so it's the same thing with brushing my teeth. It shouldn't hurt when you're brushing my teeth. That's how you know you're not brushing that quickly. Exactly. I know. And that's why I don't want to do it. And it became a serious issue where I was contemplating maybe going to a doctor when we landed is when we got into the air on one of our flights immediately my gum started bleeding. It's just I wish like I just wish y'all could understand this. This man's sitting next to me. And we're just talking and sh**ing the flame as soon as we get up and like not even full blown just up there like normal. We're still in the ascent. I just look at him and he's like, yeah man I'm excited and it's just blown in his mouth. It's like that. I just don't like dude I admire the hell out of you. Because the fact that you just bleed from your mouth and then think I felt it happening too. There's always a tingle that comes before the fall. Think about what I'm about to say. If you cut your leg you are 100% washing that cut. Whether it's in the shower, whether it's a specific wash on hydrogen peroxide, some you bled. You bled from your mouth right and you know what I did. And you didn't do anything. Yes I did. I ordered a mimosa. That was that's how it clears alcohol cleans all of them. Alcohol is a little bit of juice. That's the vitamin C. We'll close that thing up real quick. I mean I mean you're gonna be you're gonna have a smoker's grill in like five years you don't even smoke. You're making fun of me but that's not worse than what you do and I learned that you do this on tour and it is weird. Please enlighten me. What I do that's worse than not brushing my teeth for three consecutive days. Cam is the cornyest person that I think I've ever met. How? How? When when we're on tour, me and Cam share a hotel room. I swear to God Cam and let me know if anybody else has ever heard this. I'm nervous about what you're about to say. Cam says good night before he takes a nap. That is very applicable for good night. You're going to sleep. So you say good night before you go to sleep. That's not applicable at all. Yes it is. I'm going to sleep so I turn and I say good night and I go to sleep. At what time? What time are you taking that? Like three p.m. but that's fine. That doesn't matter. I'm going to sleep. I'm cutting off consciousness. Good night. Sleep. Yes, night. That's what night is dictating a part of the day. No you're getting too literal. They just you did that's though that's the phrase. So you need to probably say good night anytime you're falling asleep. If you're going to bed at 10 a.m. If you woke up early you're going for a very early morning nap. Good night. You say good night. Do you think more people universally will agree with you or agree with me? I think with me because it's because it's just psychologically wrong. Psychologically wrong socially correct. It's just one of those unwritten rules. When you go to sleep because you go to sleep every night you always do. So that's where the good night comes from. But any other time you take a nap, bro, it's not strange to say good night. It is. I'm taking a nap, bro. Good night. Love you dog. You just go to bed. It's okay. It's going to bed. Now if you say good night and I don't even think going to bed is the correct term. Going to bed. You see I'm go. First of all, you don't nap in your bed. People that nap in their bed are weird. You don't know how to tell. So I'm not napping on the floor. I'm napping in the bed, so I was going to bed, that's going to bed. No, you don't go to bed. What are you calling it laying down? Yeah, I'm gonna lay down. That's fine. That's also you're going to the bed. No, it's not. How's that not going to bed? What makes you know, you don't have to lay down on the bed, taking a nap or my floating over like an exorcist. You can, you take naps anywhere, naps are for any time, that naps are for any time anywhere, any place. Exactly. They're the omnipotent. That was a great word. Omnipotent. Omnipotent is, which one is omnipotent? That's omnipotent. That's omnipotent. That's omnipotent. It's about lower. That's about lower. God bless. God bless. But I'm just saying, that is, that is wrong. I think the alternative for saying like, for exactly, what would you say for going, taking an nap? Yes. Anybody to hit the hay? I'm about to hit the hay. That is terrible. That's more terrible. It's a more accurate than saying, I'm a good night. Good. No, bro. That confused the fat of me. I was in bed. I was like sitting down doing on my phone and cams dick was going to sleep at noon. He was like, hey bro, good night. And I literally had like internal crisis. That's a you problem. I don't know that is a you problem. I am going to sleep in a bed. It came out good night. And I think it stands. I think that holds in a jury. And of course, I think it's a dad thing of you. That might be a dad thing. First of all, announcing your nap to another grown man is absolutely insane. I don't do Irish good vibes. I don't slip into the darkness. I will tell you, hey, I'm about to go sleep. Yeah, I'm about to go sleep. But I could take context clues, right? You're shirtless. You have on your rain sounds. Yeah, I do. And cozy. There's not a part of me looking at that and being like, he's about to go work out. I don't know. You'll you'll talk me through you. Oh, dude, you'll keep me the awake in a nap. I will literally be like this because and that's why I have to announce to hey, bro, good night because that's kind of like a shop talking to me because I'll be like this sometimes. And you'll be like, bro, how's crazy? You see that? I'm like, what is it will happen? Fallbacks didn't go. Did you get that email? I'm like, so I gotta say good night. No, that's a hard thing about me. I think I've learned that as well is I don't like being alone during the day. Oh my gosh. We talk about that. This man cannot do anything like I do. Okay. There's so many instances that number one, it always has to do with clothes or packing. Anytime, because you wait till the last second. Love you that last second. Yes. And I'm like, who was here? I'm going, bro. You're like, oh, wait. Oh. I'm like, what the hell? And you go, bro, why don't you leave me honestly kind of a guy you are. Honestly, no, I'm used to it, bro. I'm used to it. No love around here. I'm the captain of the ship. Oh, love in your pack in your bag. All angry. That heals. Oh, it's my fault. I have attachment problems. Yes. It's not my fault. Yes. It's your fault. Somebody who loves me, you're supposed to help. No, help is help is is one word, but that is like a dependency. Oh, why? I can't. You'd rather me be distant. Not distant, but independent. I can't leave the room for 10 seconds. How do you go? Honestly, bro. Dude, I'm sorry. What's the point? Were you going without me? You can't go anywhere without me. I'm going. I can't go any way without that car. It's not going to leave your pain heart. We're going to the same spot. Does not even like an ego thing. Okay, I'm going to start doing this. We're going to say, so I'm going to start. I'm going to get my bag and I go, my leaf. I cannot leave. But stay with the king. No, but dude, it's it's everything though. No, it's a little homo erotic that you tell me good night before you taking that. But I'm going to put that out there. It's like, I don't know if that's a hand like come take some with you. I don't know what that is and I don't like it. I don't like it. And it throws me off. Hey, bro, I'm about to hit the hey. We'll be way cooler. First off, are you someone's grandpa? Who's just hit the hey? Who says grandpa? Who says that? Who says grandpa? I've never said grandpa in my life. I don't know why that. First time. You don't say hit the hey. I'm about to go lights out real quick. I'm about to go, is this like stealth recon? Hey, ships ships entered the Bay. See in 20. Like, no, what are you talking about? Hey, I'm about to go lights off all columns out of here. Red dot sensor alarm set lights out. What do you do? Yeah, I'm about to go and I'm about to go dark real quick. I'm about to go dark silence quickly. Like, what are you talking about? Or the hit it like a real dog and say, like, hey, bro, I'm about to get quick 10. Who says why? I don't need to say that. Definitely want more than 10. I need more than 10. People that take them. No, dude, you're just, you're, you get cringed by my love of you. That's it. I love you. I said, hey, man, good night. And taking a nap longer than eight minutes is irresponsible. Oh, eight minute apps are cush, dude. Oh, my God. I'm saying so. Who the, you're not 16. Stop talking like that. I, again, I've never said that ever. And I don't, I'm getting nervous. Apps are so good. The back of my knees are sweating. I just said naps are weed. I just said that. Like that came out of my mouth. It's so crazy. Like going around these different states and different cities. I wasn't expecting. And, well, again, we're going to have a full breakdown over on our Patreon. But I wasn't expecting San Francisco to be so cold. Oh, my California is the coldest place on earth in June. No, I have no idea. Like it's California. It's not supposed to be. It has to be because of the ocean. It has to be. Yeah. Isn't that strange? It was cold by the ocean. No, that's, that's, I mean, that's common, but how cold that's, that's the strange. Yeah, but whenever we were going on the bridge, I said it was the sea. Who? Okay. One, incredibly wrong. Two, who's they? You didn't talk to anybody? The Franciscans. The Franciscans. Yeah. You didn't speak to a soul. So who is they? I know. I went on a run because I'm on my fitness journey. Somebody was eating in the room. No, I went, I went to the little fitness gym, terrible gym. I thought, I mean, just terrible. No, oh my god. They should call it cardio room. They should say cardio room. When I visited you in that gym, there was a lady that kicked me doing a cartwheel. There was a weird in their kick in cartwheels. Can I say that? That was just, she's blocking the water machine. I know, I, I literally, she saw me trying to leave and she literally was blocking that door with cartwheel. I don't like him. Yeah, but they said it was the, it's not the sea. Is the sea in the ocean the same thing? No, they're near, they're close because it's water, but it's not. They're so different. Sea in the ocean are not the same. How so not? Oceans are massive. And ocean, like water is inside of the ocean. Sea, or so, so sorry, so sorry. What? So sorry. Ocean is inside of like a land is inside. You try one more time. How would you take a take a breath? Land is inside of the ocean. Like the ocean is around the entire earth. And there's pockets of land. A sea is inside of land. Do you say land is inside of the ocean? Yes. So like if you strip like, like an island, no, not, I mean, I'm technically all lands and I, you say that, but no, I'm saying ocean is the whole globe. And there's the massive parts of the land. That's the ocean. Seas are like the little pockets, like inside of countries. When there's a big body of water that's very big, it's clearly not a lake. It's typically in land mass. Not fully surrounded, but it's inside. What the fuck are you talking about? That's the, what are you saying right now? It's the main difference. So you're talking about a lake. No, it's that lake. I said lake. I said it's not a lake. Okay, ocean is the globe. 70% of the world's water, right? So oceans are the massive bodies that there's endless miles of nothing and nothing. Now, when that, oh, it's still the ocean and it comes up on the coast of California. That's the ocean. Seas. So it has to be next to California to be the ocean. No, that's the whole world. But seas are typically smaller and they're, they're like wrapped, not wrapped, but there's around land, like inside of land is what I'm saying to you. So a lake. It's not a lake. A lake is fully enclosed in small issues. Okay, for the great ones. So a lake is closed. You can't escape a lake. Correct. I mean, yeah, a sea is partially closed. So you can get it so you can get in and out of a sea from an ocean. Yes. With the cut off of a sea in an ocean. I think someone just gave him lines one day. I thought a sea in an ocean was just a different name like the coast. Oh, no, like the Gulf, like the Gulf of Mexico is the ocean. The Mediterranean, you see Mediterranean sea is the ocean. Oh, no, just in the Mediterranean part and they just named it some fun. Like the Gulf of Mexico, right? Is the ocean. I think, I mean, yeah, I think it's the ocean. Now a Gulf. Now I'm not too quizzical on a Gulf. I don't know what makes a Gulf a Gulf, but I know a sea when I see one. So okay, well, wait. How? Like the Indian ocean. Yes, sir. That's an ocean. But it's only for the Indians. No. Like that's the Indians got that one. No, it's a big one by Indian. And the Gulf of Mexico is for the Mexicans. Yeah, they drink from that water. No, I'm just kidding. But I don't know what a Gulf is. A sea. Okay, back to the base. A Gulf, a sea and an ocean are different. Peyton Harons, seas and oceans are different. I'm understanding that you're saying that. But is there an ash? Is it like saltwater and fresh water? They're both saltwater. They're both big. I'm both saltwater and they're so there's no difference. That's what I'm hearing. They're okay. Okay, your physical learner. Let me show you some ocean. Huge. Then there's land. It meets, right? You can't do that like that. I don't know where we're at. It doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Because are we in America? Literally doesn't matter. Let's get by America. Yeah. So all the water to the west of California. That's a, that's a fat ocean. But they call it the sea. They don't go. No, they don't. Then why is it called the Bay Area? Because they said it's the Bay. They call that water the Bay. You want to go to the Bay? Yeah, I'm going to go to the Bay. That's the Bay. That's cool. So why is that the ocean? Because there's Bay's and there's Pears. If they call it Peer Area, it doesn't make a difference. It's an ocean. No, the Pears, the deck. The Bay is the water. The Bay, the water right next to it might be the Bay or something, but it's the ocean. Where are the names coming from? Why are Is it called the people that named them? There is a difference. - So you're saying the Dead Sea isn't the ocean? - No, it's the Dead Sea. Why? - I didn't name it. I'm not Jack Sparrow. I didn't name this. I don't know why, but it is. - Okay, are there certain animals that only can go in the sea? And there's only animals that go in the ocean? - I mean, I assume. I want to assume. - So like in the ocean, they're breading the sea and they like it there like they're pocket of land and they don't like other people. So like when I've been to the ocean before, they tell me be careful of jellyfish and sharks. - Yeah, but you can't find a crocodile in the ocean. Those are sea creatures, like seahorses. You can't find a seahorse in the ocean. Who's going to see? - You see? - No, you're just starting to panic. You're starting to panic and piss me off double pee pee squared. Did you just say a crocodile is a sea creature? Or does it belong in lakes? - Those are very much lakes and swamps in my boat. If I'm out in the cruise and I'm just flowing through beautiful the Mediterranean sea, there's a gator. - But you just said you're in the ocean. Cruises don't go through the sea. - Yes, they do. - So it's the same thing on a cruise. - So it's the same thing then. If they go in the same water, hey, Ronaldo had a hatchet. (laughing) - Wait, it did? - I don't know. - He don't have a hatchet. - Oh yeah, dude. - Oh my god, this is like, it makes my brain it. - But do you understand the confusion? - If they're saying that the sea in the ocean are different. - Yes. - No, there needs to be more distinctive difference. - Exactly. - But if a sea horse can go in the ocean, what the hell is the difference? - It's just his name. I agree with you. It's just called the water horse. You know, I call him Agua Horse. He can go wherever he wants to in the water. Just floating around, just like that. But the sea in the ocean's difference. Just think sea is smaller. We're gonna do this, all right? You have a bathtub, then you have a pool. And you have a river, possibly a creek. But then you go to the lake. Pass the lake is sea. Then you have ocean. It sizes, they're both saltwater. Stupid, but there isn't it. - So what I'm hearing is you don't know. - I already said the land. You just can't like conceptualize it. - But I don't have an answer therefore, I can't concede to them being, my point being wrong. - Oh my god, what a manipulative snake of the tongue. I can't be the answer. You just don't understand it. That doesn't mean you'll have an answer. - Oh my god, I have an update. I have an update from last week, no, from last week. Remember when I talked about dinin' movie theaters last week? - Oh my god. - And I told you after that episode that I'm going back, you did? - I went back. - Better experience. - Confirmed that I'm never going back. - But you should know podcast. - This episode is brought to you by him. It's the moment that you notice something's off in the bedroom. It tends to stick with you. Most guys sit on it longer than they should. 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Him's not affiliated with 40 doors by the interest now on to the rest of the episode. - You should know podcast. - Dude, I hate to talk about this 'cause I know this guy watches the podcast, but you, can I say something brother, to the guy in the Diana movie theater? You single-handedly have ruined that experience for me. And I kid you not like, that guy. (clapping) - Yeah, I'm joking, but like honestly, like, - Oh, what's that? - No, I am joking. But let's have some sense of professionalism here. Can I be honest? - I love this. - Update on the Diana movie theater. - Oh god, give it to us. - Last week I said how much I hate the experience because I hate the waiters and the waitresses that come by and they talk to you in the middle of the movie. And I don't like the flow of the experience. And I don't like to hear somebody back there talking about, can I get some enchil, more cheese, that shut up. - And I said, you got a rough hand dealt to you. - Yeah, I should try it again. - So I went to the movie theater and I was like, as you know I'm on this journey to find the perfect movie theater before Spider-Man comes out. - Yes. - 'Cause that's important to me. - Very honorable journey. - So I'm sitting at the movie theater, right? Me and Sarah, I'm sitting there, right? I get served earlier than before. Perfect, so I'm like, okay, maybe it was just a bad experience. - Here we go. - Oh my god, I'm like 15 minutes into the movie, 20 minutes into the movie. This is important to learn the structure in the plot. We're about to get our first piece of something wrong is gonna happen in this film. It's a problem that we are gonna have to solve later in this film, right? So I order something or Sarah order something, right? About eight minutes into the movie. I'm like, irresponsible of you should have done that earlier. Now my movie theater experiences ruin, 'cause there's a flashing light next to me. So she orders, right? And this guy comes and brings it in about 15 minutes into the movie. Now, he sets the food down on our little tray, right? And he's right here, the theater is in front of me, right? So I'm watching the movie. The guy is in my peripheral to my right. He drops the tray. I don't look at him, 'cause I'm not here for you. - You go ahead. - I'm here for the movie. As I'm sitting there, I notice the guy ain't leaving. There's still a body. That means I have to interact. So I look over, and he's staring at me like this. Mind you, it's dark in the theater, pitch black. - Pitch black. - I make eye contact with them and I go, huh? He goes, I know you for some where? - Oh, dude. - Oh. - I go, what? He goes, you do something. You're like, "I can't hear you over the film I'm trying to watch. I can't hear you over the fucking movie I spent money on." He goes, he goes, "You're famous, aren't you?" Oh, wow, man, really right now. And I go, "Not really, man, I just do stuff." And he goes, "Dude." He goes, "Okay, I look over at my drink. I don't have a straw." So now I gotta ask him for something. I go, "Yeah, hey, hey, I'm famous. Can you bring me back a straw?" He goes, "Anything for you." He leaves, comes back with four straws. I asked for one. - Thank you. - I don't want that many straws. - Wait a minute, right? He comes back with four straws, sets them down. I swear to God, he goes, "Now I know." I go, "What?" Still trying to watch the movie. He goes, "Now I know what?" He goes, "You got all the podcasts on YouTube." It's a weird way to phrase that. I go, "Yup, that's me." He goes, "You mind if I get a picture?" You are absolutely lying. You are not being serious. - I swear on everything I love. - You mind if I get a picture? By the way, not trying to whisper. So everybody's hearing, "You mind if I get a picture, man?" - All right, and this is the part about me. I love the people that support us so much. I've never said no, ever to a picture. Except for that one time we got evacuated from the movie theater because of our potential shooting. That time, I was like, "Probably not appropriate, I'm trying to save my life here." So, I freaking out of it. Really getting pushed through like these back. Like, always 'cause there's a-- - There's a lot to you about that. - There's a gun for this dude who goes, "Hey, I love the video. It's quick flicker." - I go, "No, it's not happening." So he goes, "You mind if I get a picture?" I go, "Oh, oh, oh, oh." I go, "When's he, why not?" - Right, he goes, "No, no better time, huh?" - Front flash. - Camera. - You know on the iPhone, when it's dark, that flash stays on the screen for like 30 seconds 'cause it has to go-- - That's like 10 and 9 and that's like develop. So I'm sitting there, like this. Not even looking at the camera. I just feel the whole theater looking. And he goes, "Hey, man, anything you need, I'll be here." I'm like, "For you to get the fuck away from me." - I literally, first off, I did not realize that he was about to take a picture in the mood. Like that is-- - No, no, no. I thought he was gonna say, "After." - I love that you deserve to be fired. - No, no, no, no, he doesn't deserve employment. At that, it's happening. You don't want to move to it. - I really don't, and I appreciate you being here. And hopefully, this was funny for you. You need to be fired. Like 100% is you need to be fired. But I would have looked at if a man serving me at this theater would have said, "Hey, can we get a picture?" - Not whispering. Can we get a picture right now? - Yeah. - I literally don't like this. (laughing) - Right now. - You think, this is the appropriate thing. (clapping) Right now. Like that. I've heard people ask me for pictures in the movie before. - Yeah, yeah. - At least enough brain to go, "Hey, after the movie, can we get a picture?" And I go, "No problem, I'll throw my popcorn away. "We'll do, perfect, back to the film." - Yeah. - The man front flash took a selfie with you. and he was a. employee use an employee of the theater that is a that is legit next level wickedness, and it's like it's like Now I'm at square zero theater experiences and I'm running out of time I'm looking to pirate Spider-Man like I'm looking to pirate it like I've a theater in my house I'll pirate the move sorry to marvel but like I unless y'all invite me to something I see it before before that guy serves another movie theater that I'm pirate if you now you would have been Completely right in doing this if you would have took that guy the picture with that guy and then up and left I probably would be crying on the floor right now. 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What did you just say I'm easy to disrespect? Yeah, cuz like what are you gonna do? I'm joining a boxing gym today It's like it's like the reason people don't it's the craziest thing you've ever said to me in the history of our friendship Not even the plot the history you literally said you're so easy to smell And then you look me up and now you said cuz what are you gonna do? That's insane. No, it's it's not because like the reason people don't disrespect you Is not because you're intimidating. It's cuz you're nice. Yeah, that's fine, but take my take my kindness this weakness and figure it out you go So why'd you get how'd you get distracted? Oh, I come okay, so I was going through pictures of the tour All the pictures we took and I saw these pictures myself. I said what the hell? Completely forgot to tell you this. What happened? So remember how we took the family pictures. Yeah, your ears were dirty my ears. Yes, bro So we're taking the there was a part that was in the living room. Okay, all right and the lighting was not the best and I was just kind of getting really tired And I was like oh my god, man, so the everything gets fixed and finally time start taking pictures She's snapping snapping and lives next to me, right? We're taking pictures together. She starts going like this Babe, and I'm gonna like this. I'm like what she's like fix your face. I said fix my face is crazy I mean what do you times are smiling live? I'm smiling a floss for the picture. What do you mean and she's lit like the woman? She's like keep going Keep moving because these are beautiful. I'm just like Olivia throws a hand up. Yeah, like like she's a crosswalk cart. She throws a hand up because give me a moment, please To our photographer. Oh no, she then turns as if she's like like breaking the conversation off not like we're five feet She can hear every word. She brings you into a huddle. Yeah, I said what are you doing and she goes, baby? You just like like these pictures are not gonna be hangable if you look like that first That's a crazy way to say the pictures are gonna sign. I said not gonna be hang she said you look tired She said you look really tired and I went I hate that's my biggest puppy. I said live one I am okay, let's get that just out clear as day. I am exhausted. There's no secret here So I will go to bed standing right here if you let me I will literally go I said, but why are you having a seat? She goes we paid good money for these pictures. I want you to look better She said just go to my wife told me to go take five. I this was the most this is insane. Did you take it? Yeah, it took like 12 So but what I said you said good night I went to the bathroom right because this is now ego just fully came in. I said there's no way I looked at that bed. Yeah Payton I took a picture of how I looked. Oh, no We're gonna throw this on the screen for you. Oh, I feel like we're gonna see this in the tiktok comment section pretty soon No, no like no, I didn't understand the magnitude. Oh my god. Okay, so that's you see this. Oh I didn't understand the magnitude of how And now I'm used to I've never hanged that on my wall either. It looks like you had a medical problem Looks like something drooped over like oh my god Oh, no, that's not JR. He's still not yet. He's still hot. I was dead. I keep saying that. I thought he was dead I seriously did no, no, it's it looks like I literally was hit with like a tranquilizer like not like that That's not a human being tired. That's like that's like a hiked like 20 miles lagging Your process are slowed down What the real life lagging I've high pink high pink right here. Oh my god, bro. No, okay, and at this point y'all have seen it, but I It was a moment of I was I hated myself. No, I would hate you too. No, it was bad like my own wife Very sweet when it comes to me and telling me these things. She tried to huddle She told our photographer we need a moment show me to take five first. Oh fire the photographer for even taking pictures of you I like that's like getting a like a tattoo artist. Take it like doing a tattoo Yeah, I rather hear from you than my own wife like if I hear from you. It's like, okay You're professional. You're trying to get the product good. Yeah, she's like, but what do you say to a guy at that point? She's like, hey, these look great. Just you look kind of dead Like the photographer should be like maybe not today. Yeah, she goes, well, I'm just gonna pack up Let's try a rain check. Oh, wow. Would you do after did you just have to like fight through it? Dude, I I washed my face and I went back out and I tried to do some like skin tightening Yeah, I did a couple of those and then I went out there and I lose just like, dude, I Photos they come back photos can be really hate pictures the more I grow up. I'm sorry to hate Hate my image. I'm starting to hate taking pictures with fans for this same reason. There's some awkward Photo experiences we've had dude. I don't know if you heard this and this is really like it's not fun But it really made me uncomfortable, bro at a meet and greet Please enlighten me so weird. I immediately thought something happened to me We were taking a picture with somebody in the meet and greet right and like you know like When we take pages with people the photographer like the friend or family member could be awfully aggressive. Oh, yeah Like oh, yeah do this. Yeah, like how much don't do that post and get down on your knee. They're like like first of all I got instructed one time to change my smile, but that is you bought this Hey, that's great. Let's say but it's fix yourself. Well, you know I mean the uncomfortable. What one time? I'm what you heard this like like people need like genuine like Ethic classes. Oh, oh, oh, oh my god. That's the biggest retweet I just like on real friend was with her friend and the friend came and took a picture and the other friend was And she goes, oh, okay, here you go one two three actually she goes hey friend. Can you take off your glasses real quick? I guess I was hoping it was a glare Friend took the glasses and I was like oh, okay, we're still here and she goes want to smile more more teeth I was like, oh please just take this picture. I'm touching these people the whole time and then she goes what hey suck in Oh Fucking fucking perfectly has to be the biggest beautiful thing a friend could say You're telling your girl to suck it is literally a guy going, hey dog just put that little shit away. What is that? I mean, a female friend telling her a female friend to suck in. Yeah. Dude, I was just like, I was like, I was, I was, I was awkward at the glasses. Oh, it's awkward now. And it was awkward at the teeth. Now, suck in. And I literally, I got it, could I suck in? Oh, I would have been like, what have I been, dude. Say the, I know you didn't, I know you did not hear or see this. This is crazy that I forgot to tell you. And we're not, I'm not going to go, whatever, whatever. We have the Patreon exclusive on Wednesday. But this moment, it happened, I immediately turned to you and you were signing on the table. This happened in Houston. What happened? During the meet and greet, I'm not going to say which person, whatever, they're not. Obviously not. I'm not going to describe. Someone, they go for the wrap around, the picture and whatnot, hand, because you know how we're on the outside. The hand hits my booty. Oh, nice. How'd that go? Hits my butt. Hell of a hit. Like, almost like they smacked it. It literally felt like intentional. Yeah. It's kind of like this. Oh, ready for the picture. Yeah. Guy or girl. Guy. Okay. Yeah. Guy. Got you. And I said, but it wasn't like a bro, like path, like funny. Yeah, it was like, it's just like your hand went too low and you, you, you've, you've, hands. Like big paws. Yeah. Oopsie, right? He goes to me. Yeah. Sorry about that, man. I go, oh, no problem. All good. Yeah. Did. Are you double tapped? He took the all good is get some more. He double tapped. He double tapped my. And I mean, green and green. He took my kindness for weakness. Like I said, please tell me what you say. I literally went, oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, I'm turning to the middle. I said, what are you? Oh, and there he was like, oh, came over this way. And I said, hmm. Okay. Perfect timing. He literally, first one's an accident. Hard. Oh, sorry about that, man. I said, oh, all good. He got there. Anyway, it was an upward. It was an upward one. Like, like, we got, he got, like, grab and cheese it. And I went, what the fuck's going on? And it just lived with me. And I never told you because by the time I turned, it was, I will say this, it was a couple. Oh, he was a guy and a girl. You're his. By the time I turned, it was me, him. And then you and the girl were already off on the little on the cocktail table. Signed. Makes sense. And I was going to go like this. I was going to go. Yeah. Didn't see it. It's crazy. You didn't confront it. Right here. No, it's really hard. It's like. That's it. Oh, sorry, man. Oh, it's all good. That's it. Oh, no. I should have went. Oh, no. You belong to him. That whole show you never sure him. Oh, yeah. I mean, I made a lot of eye contact with him too. I said, yeah, anyway. It was my guy. And every time you were looking at him, the crowd is like this. Yeah, he said. He then he looked at you like. He said, you want me to hit again? Do it. You should know podcast. This episode of the usual podcast is brought to you by booking dot com. Cam, we are on tour. Can you tell me about a moment? You just felt the pool of travel. You just wanted to go out there and travel. It was at a photo on your phone. A destination that I mentioned. What was it? Honestly, just being on tour, man, going through the pictures. Like you just said, just makes me want to get back out there and just go to this nicest, sickest spot. You know who has those pee, who, booking dot com. I mean, we went to San Francisco, right? And I told you, I've been told, I've been told by some family. We got to go to old Fisherman's Wharf. And what you do, booking dot com, you found it. And we were literally 0.2 miles away from Fisherman's Wharf. And it was a fantastic stay. Go on. Book that trip. It's easy. Booking dot com booking dot. Yeah. Now on to the rest of the episode. But you should know podcast. I'm talking about awkward. Oh, I thought you were going to go. Oh, sorry. I thought you were going to go a different route. I almost just. I get sounded. That sounded crazy. Are you okay? Yeah. What would you react to? I thought. You got to say now. Yeah. Okay. We'll definitely talk about this on the exclusive. I thought you were talking about the people on the stage, the interpreters on the stage. I thought you were leaving. No, what about them? Nothing happened. Because did the button and they did the. Oh, yeah. No, they were. But no, some awkward happened to both of us. 30,000 feet in the air. I had the worst plane experience I've ever had. Oh, my God. That's how you know we're on tour. Yeah, whole. Lee. Hell. We were. So we're on tour right now, obviously. And we were flying in like the middle of the day to a new city. Now, mind you. It's like noon. And we're landing into Austin, Texas. Oh, my God. And as we're landing, you know the flight attendants get on the paces and they go. We're about to start our descent into Austin, Texas. We have 30 miles per hour wind coming to the west is about 92 degrees in Austin. And this is your home. Welcome home. Until those on a connecting flight, we'll be sure to get you off this bird quickly. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. First of all, that was amazing. Like you can't tell me you don't have 10 years of experience. Thank you. And that's what normally should happen. the standard this is what happened first of all I'm woken up what we're crashing we crashed we've been crashed this is afterlife this is that let's jump it I saw everybody wakes up oh whoa everybody's headphones are all I meet him up yeah picked up the little window everybody's headphones are off we're like what's happened she goes she goes welcome all my beautiful passengers isn't it a beautiful day to be flying south west today I just want to thank each and every single one of you for making this beautiful flight a wonderful experience now I am blessed to have every single one of you be a part of this flight amazing great how sweet the whole song you know I'm not lying she didn't she didn't start at the beginning of the song an end after the chorus this is saying a three and a half minute song of amazing grace the end I'm talking for the first syllable to the last syllable she didn't miss a single one over a PA system it was the single it was the craziest I've ever experienced on a plane now the worst part about this is we were the closest human beings to oh we're right first row and I could see her singing and she's saying with her eyes open oh oh my god and she and now okay now me and P we're like a couple of bad like high schoolers in an awkward locker room which like that happens like we are fighting for our life to not just cry laughing and it's typically me and I honestly typically relish in it I'll break first and then my soul goals to get him to break yeah and when he breaks it's bad tears blood so I am I mean we are genuinely in shock and look at it I'm like this is not happening right now this is the greatest moment of my life is not happy I was I was uncontrollably crying and I have a video of this happening but I'm gonna take the audio out because I don't want this going back there and like I feel like a bully at that point but you can see our reaction right here as we're talking about it unbelievable so then it gets to the point I see him recording this video and I'm fighting for my life and I'm like oh my god I have to look at her when I look up immediate eye contact she's like uh fought and I said oh and I looked at it and I said she's looking at me and we and now it's like my head was on the window like yeah like I was sucking on that window I was so like I was trying to jump out of the plane to be honest if that if I had a parachute I would hit the emergency exit you ought to saw me on the news and then like I thought all the passengers are on the same wavelength that this was awkward and weird oh yeah oh my god like you would have thought we just came back from war how these passengers reacted and with what she said yeah she finishes the song she really finished it and then she gets a couple of applause and she goes god bless America and welcome home mind you this plane is for San Diego to Austin it's like she thought we just flew back from Cabal like I was like I was so confused I was so I was like this is there military office flight this from San Diego like this is two out like two out and half hour flight yeah right here welcome home and god bless the USA and then literally like four rows behind us someone who went who USA I was like what the happened on this plane I just got done watching mean girl yeah like this but it was that is the I mean I'm telling you we've told you all of our plane experiences we I mean we we've seen it all on a plane at this point I thought like it absolutely takes the cake yeah that is by far the crazy oh dude it was a interesting experience to say the least oh my god and then we went to Austin and we ate breakfast at this place called snooze by the way it's appropriately named to six hours for food yeah it was the longest we've ever taken for food no I don't know if I've ever seen I was meaning to tell you this I don't know if I've ever seen you that upset at food because typically you're the opposite what do you mean oh yeah typically it's legit opposite you're caring yeah I'm knowing it's like what the hell it's supposed to be 20 minutes on the dot for a server and it's been 22 where's our food yeah and you're just like bro the vibe just catch your vibe yeah it was opposite I don't know what got into me I was just chilling doom in and you were like yeah I'm about to snooze this place yeah leave it but - But as it was happening, I had a thought, and you're probably gonna disagree with me. - Okay. - We need to normalize appetizers at breakfast. Why is there no appetizers at a breakfast restaurant? - Brilliant thought, but absolutely not. There's no, what is a appetizer? What is a appetizer at breakfast? - You just slap a bacon? - Bacon is a fantastic appetizer. - Bacon is, I'd say one of every three breakfast meals ordered at a restaurant comes to bacon. - No, or you can choose your meat. - Yeah, that's fine. - So you don't need it again as an appetizer. It's like getting mac and cheese is your side, and you go to a restaurant and you have mac and cheese as an appetizer. - That happens so much. - But there's different, and it's like the lobster. - There's different kinds of bacon. Sweet candy, hickory, turkey. - If you got turkey bacon, turn an appetizer. - Yeah, turkey bacon is the least bacon, 'cause it's not hot. - But no, okay, I'll give you bacon. What else would your appetizer? - Anything could be an appetizer. - A bowl of fruit. - Fantastic appetizer for a breakfast spot. That's the equivalent to chips and queso. Don't you ever downplay chips and queso like that. - I'm saying it's the breakfast version. - If you're about a seasonal fruit platter out to me and there's cantaloupe in that-- Am I happy? Are my endorphins surging? - Well, probably not. - I like it. - I'd go, you cantaloupe honeydew. Oh, awesome, crunchy water. - Well, imagine if you weren't morbid right now. - That's fine. That's fine. - I like some straw berries. - You can keep the berries. - Yes, straw berries. Blueberries, that's a good appetizer. You know what I mean? - No. - Or you get like pigs and a blanket. - Okay, now, and I'm the gluttony one. You want (bleep) collachies as an appetizer. - Dude, you can get the appetizer dinner are huge too. - But that's another appetizer that's not even real. That's not what I'm saying. It's not real, but it should be. - I don't think it should. No, hell no. - Why? - In fact, hell no. - Okay, why? - Because breakfast is more, breakfast is the one meal that you don't need other (bleep) with it. Like lunch, okay. - We talked about this frequently. - Oh, don't start the lunch. - Say you have a sandwich for lunch, right? - Yes. - You need some chips. - Yes. - You need that pickle slice. You need a good little drink and maybe a cookie, right? Dinner, you get your dinner. You need the appetizer, you need the side. Breakfast is just a plate. - Okay. - You never go breakfast in an old breakfast site like, bro, it's just breakfast. - You're so wrong. - No, no. - Because when have you just ordered eggs for breakfast? - No, that's not, that's one item. - Yes, but you've got an egg and then you get one on the side. Bacon, or what else do you get on the side? Potatoes. - No, but that's the meal. - That's the meal. - No, that's the meal. - It's literally listed. Can I get an extra, can I get a side of bacon? Or can I get it? - Yeah, that's an extra side. - The main thing is eggs. The main thing is pancakes. The side is bacon. But the meal is coming with all of them. That's what I'm saying. - It doesn't make it not a side. I was going based off your argument. You don't need anything else. Yes, you do. But eggs, isn't a, it's not a, it's 40 calories, 60 calories. Of course you need a better, but pancakes then. That's like a thousand calories. Waffles with syrup. You still get stuff on the side. I think that calls for a. Hit it. Everyone's there. - No, yeah. - I mean, what do y'all do here? What is y'all's point of being here? I mean, what is, genuinely, everybody lists their reason for being here right now. I mean, Jesus Christ. I go, go pay it up. I mean, that was good too. I mean, give me, I can't even imagine it getting worse. I mean, all right. Me way to kill a move back there, huh? We're going to, we're doing this doughnut next time. Yeah. I got you, I got you. Good job. 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That's what our friendships come to. If we're on these mics, you go, I got a surprise. I don't want it. You can keep it. Maybe a million dollars, I'll never know. - Okay, no. That's a damn lie. - No, I'm gonna be serious with you like. It's a actual like brother to brother is a real surprise. - Oh god. - I have my voice is cracking. I'm nervous. - No, I'm getting nervous. I don't like this. - Okay, but the only thing is, is you're gonna have to close your eyes. - Absolutely not. - No, no, you have to. You have to, please. It's gonna be worth it. - You don't like closing your eyes for me, and I always have to beg you to do it. - Dude, my heart is beating right now. Please close your eyes. - No, dude, immediately don't like it. Immediately don't like this. No, if so, okay, okay, I have two quick rules. If something touches me that's not human, or if something gets popped or thrown or spilt on me, I leave. - Okay, no, you're good, you're good. - Can you care if you zoom out the camera real quick? - Jesus Christ, it's something big. Why are we zooming out? - I'm, I think I'm trembling, I'm shaking. - Okay, come here real quick, come here real quick. - Me? - No, you're fine, come here real quick. - Oh, dude, oh, here footstep, no, get the fuck away. Get, oh my, jeet, I don't like this. This is not fun. This is not, no, you're not allowed to whisper. You're not allowed to whisper when I don't have vision. - Okay, Kim, you gotta hold out your hands. - Are you, oh my god, okay, one last rule. - Is it alive? - No, no, it's not alive. - Okay. - My hands are literally dripping and sweat. - Okay. - Oh my god. - No, no, both hands, both hands, but keep your eyes closed. - Hold up, hold up, both your hands, keep your eyes closed. - Oh, okay, oh, we'll be careful, we'll be careful. - Okay. - Feels like a pastry. - What, I bet you're, I wouldn't know. - Oh, yeah, that's not the best of luck. - All right, oh my god, this is like a, this isn't pastry. - All right, three, two, one. - The hell is that, will you be my pismet? - Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, right. I do not believe this, I do not believe this for a second. I do not believe this for a second. Your eyes are watery. No, you did not. No, you did not. You would have told me. - I'm telling you now. - It just happened. - Say you swear, I don't, but no, no, you're not doing, I don't, I don't like this. You're not doing this. - We have. - It's weird. - This is not a real, no, you can't do this to me. - So is it a no? - I'm a father of two, did you pull him a hard strength? You can't do this to me. - It's so cool. cannot do this to me you're not being for are you being so for you no you're you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're No, you're like no, you're like I'm gonna be hurt. I'm gonna be hurt. I'm gonna be hurt Yeah, but okay, no no no, when did this happen? Oh here, uh, so oh dude my heart. We don't want it to be way too fast. I don't want to tell the full story on the on the pot But we went back to like a really special spot of ours and you know, I've been wanting to for a while so yeah, I just that's what I'm saying You've talked to me and you sent me like okay, they hit the break to now, but you've sent me stuff like yeah, like ideas and whatnot I decided not to go as big as I am about to my like I don't feel good my heart. Oh my god. Yeah It says will you be my best man? We're gonna weigh it a little bit on the wedding, but yeah, we're we're You're lying. No, no, we're not oh My god, this is on no, this is not ah, this is not real here. I got so the 42. This is not real Sarah your fiance I got this for it's a little note just I mean you can read it But it's like personal for us because we wrote this for you. So I read it. I read it out loud But all the time we keep it or not. Oh my god, dude, this is My name is Cameron Michael Kennedy Peyton overheard me saying that he sucks at pranks So this is what my This is what my dumb gets My why this just got got let's go You heard your conversation in the green room you Y'all you're you're you're bad man. You're a bad man and honestly now that it is fake that rings It's gone. Let's call it fake. Let's call you said you were gonna buy it and that's on her finger I said wow I said wow, it's not matter Cameron. Oh god Preach that preach that from the mount tops, bro. You son of a oh I can't take this man my heart. No, it's yours Sweating so much I could see you like getting emotional and I was like oh, dude. No, it's hell with you When did you go to acting school? She and I saw her eyes were glistening and like you actually was real We actually get you. What do you mean did you actually get me? Yes? I did not but literally all the way till about because you look like you were Crying to and I'm just thinking when did this have happened? You know, I almost heard cry. Why? Bro, this is not right, dude, honestly, I'll deserve what I got at this point. This is sick. Oh, you hate my Who's ring is that? Oh, god, sorry Laura It was more of like a a perspective wise beautiful ring Inflation I go it's beautiful inflation son of a right in the stalkers. Oh, dude, it's such a cheap I'm eating that cake. I don't know. No, no, you look good. She ate the marshmallow off the top earlier You didn't give me the marshmallow man. You blew balls me on it engaging blue balls me on marshmallows. Oh Dude, I'm sorry, bro So I heard you whenever we're on tour right now and in the green room We're in the room for hours and cam's a yapper and I heard you in the other room Like I guess somebody was asking about the podcast and you're telling them like I'm not good at pranks and immediately I told Sarah I was like, okay, we're getting them the next day. We filmed and so this is what the most we could come up with I could Hey, and at first I was like, I don't know cam so sweet to me I don't know if I could do that, but then pay him promised he would clean the house. Oh, you know, that's a lot You're gonna go. He's not cleaning I hope you know that right now the amount of oh, dude. Oh, dude. Take that and put your mouth like you thousand dollars Haven't seen a dime Sarah. I haven't seen I haven't seen a dime Oh, dude, put my soaking wet sweaty sock on 500 cash cold right here. No money. I mean I think I'm more there's two things that's pissing me on. I'm sad and I'm trying my I think my emotions like Re-regulating or not like my body it reset one is that Sarah you did a great job Yeah, I'll call spade a spade you did good, but that what made me believe it and then two is the fact That I believed it. I'm so mad at myself. I should have known that The thing that you thought I would tell you to a cake. Yeah, I'm not gonna. I was kind of hurt I was like oh, this is sick moment hell. Yeah, well, this is this pissing you off. I was like why was I not there? Why was I you're creeping in a bus for me? I'm like, I didn't have a invite to the proposal The fact yeah You can't do that to a tired dad. Yeah, he's a tired dad Who's like he his emotions are over the place? It was easy pickings to do this W prank See this is what I think him starting now. Let me know in the comments below Should we start the prank wars because I think you deserve a war you deserve something like I've eaten so much I'm getting hit with will you be my best man's and all this bullshit. I think I've gotten you once Yeah, you got what you like it. It was like a word game. Oh, I hate this. I think do we cut that out. I think so Okay, no matter fact put in the comments prank wars if they should start and then DM me give me ideas. I'm not the most creative when it comes to pranks this deserves to get got DM me right now I'm I'm gonna go go to Instagram DM my page and tell me what I should do to him What do you think will be just fail proof because he deserves something this is piss me off. I just think it's funny He needs help. Oh I just think it's funny. You're global enough to believe he's gonna clean He's not cleaning a thing Sarah that's just gonna be just as dirty as you left it You know what I like to Even through this I have I didn't see the ring on Sarah's engagement fingers I don't want to see it until I put one on there. I personally didn't look that's another topic You could have told like you could see it was a prank. So I won't look at her. I even know you believe that's in the relish You know, I don't look at the ring until it's a bad luck in a curse of our marriage It's not like bad luck. It's just like I just don't want to see it until I'm going to put it on me. Let me see it again Let me see it again, sir That's just switching fingers. That's that's for is that four years of bad mojo Yeah, I mean, I was gonna be a dog's dog through and through but holy I mean, we're doing all right. You know like like we're doing good Like usually gonna like pain or you in gambling that yeah, this has been a really good fiscal year Like I think you could have gone a little bit more on that I go, we spent a put on cardboard like I've seen you buy hobby boxes that are more impressive than that Laura I don't know. Oh, no, Jesus. I forgot my mic. Well, Mike. I'm it's a beautiful ring Mike Yeah, beautiful ring, you know inflation's been some time and it's a great ring I do feel that her parents are involved in this prank. No, we got the ring that that also I didn't even I didn't even put two and two together That's kind of stuff too. I've done nothing but piss excellence in front of Mike and Laura Been a good guy and they're like oh, yeah, break his heart Ever pay and ask them to do we ask them to bring over our dog last night because we share custody with my parents We're like, yeah, I can also bring your engagement ring or pay and ask my mom. She's like, yeah, sure What other jewelry do you want you want my social security card like here? Oh, here's a here's a fully loaded credit card You know, they let her give the keys to the house. I was yours. Oh, man, so WK hold on. Let me say it at least It was a good prank. I'll be I'll be an honest man There's a good prank We need like a tagline for the end of the prank war is like my name's Cam and I just got got My name's Cam and my my here we go. My name's Cam and my wife just got got yeah I'm prank wars pain one came zero. Let's take and you're like not getting a singular bite. Oh Good episode get us out of here. Appreciate y'all coming back. My heart is literally fluttering so I mean I just doubled the amount of sweat that I had but uh appreciate y'all coming back For watching me and this to my right. He's a sick man, but it's all good. We absolutely love y'all We are on tour right now that first link in the descriptions. 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