Supermarket Etiquette! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Hey, hey, hey, Cleveland, Ohio, the boys are coming soon. I'm talking to you, Lakewood. I'm talking to you, Ohio City. Everybody from the surrounding areas, come out and see the boys at Hilarity's. Play a little AYG with the crowd and a little stand-up comedy. Yeah, we're also in Pittsburgh at the Improv. Get your tickets. They're moving quick. We'll see you there. We love you. Yeah. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show where you sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if they give up to be classy, they're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She is on her way down the shore for Senior Week. Ooh, shout out to it, dog. Yeah, she got a place with a couple of Lansdale Catholic boys. Okay. You know, all over 18. All over 18. Okay. Doing a little tadpole down there, as she calls it. All right. Plenty of meat still on the bone, she says. Crude. Went oddly sexual early on. Okay. My co-host is coming at you from across tables. We call it a family episode. Barely legal. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Uh-huh. Just the way we like it. God damn it. Give it up for my best pal in the whole wide world, Kevin James Ryan. What up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. Now, boys are climbing the mother frigging charts. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that freaking bonus content, gang. And also, live shows. We're going to be in Portland, Maine. It's probably the whole weekend sold out this weekend. How you doing out the door? Can't get tickets. Maybe one or two still left. Let's go. All cities available at rugarbage.com. Yes, sir, gang. Pittsburgh, Cleveland. Yeah. Do yourself a favor. If you're in the market, buy stock in AYG now. A lot of big things coming. Big announcement coming up. This looks like you're trying to get some seed investment, if I'm being honest with you. Because everybody just sends a dollar. You stink. I stink. By the way, I don't think I didn't notice that clap for Kippy there, Luke. What are you angling for? I think I just got to return my calls. Who, me or Luke? Both of you. Which I get. Uh-huh. I get it. Yeah. I got a little something. What do you got, Kippy? My door's always open to you. Yeah, send me crack open my refreshing. Seltzer. Is this seltzer or club soda? Seltzer. Seltzer? Yeah. Can you check into the show we're doing? I'm working here, man. Now, what is, I know, listen, I know what should be done in polite society. I'm not asking about that. I'm asking about casual. Let's say, I was, as you know, I was recently in Germany visiting my wife's family. Ah, the motherland. Yes. Or the fatherland. The fatherland. No, I think it was the motherland. No, motherland is Russia. I know that because of a World War I poem. It is sweet and dignified to die for the motherland. Fatherland. We have done this before, but it's the fatherland. God damn it. I meant fatherland. Fuck. Anyway, you're in Germany. What is the, right, different culture over there. They're big on their baked goods and their breads. Are they? Yeah. Okay. I don't know why you, all right. Why is that where you're, what? I thought it was their tank technology. Technology? Tank technology. Those Panzers were no joke. These things were vicious. Take out a Sherman in two seconds. Shout out to D-Day just passed, by the way. Oh. Two weeks ago. Yeah. Normandy. Do you know anything about it? Hippie? You're such a valorous dealer. It's great. No, I'm not. I'm not. You see me at a mall wearing fucking Top Gun uniform? I see you in front of half a million people talking about Normandy like you were there, though. I wasn't there. No. Too young to join. You're lucky I wasn't there. I kicked some ass. I wouldn't have made it. Think you would have made it? No. What? Off the boat? Off the boat? No. Those little things? That ramp goes down? Ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding. Fuck. That would have sucked. Yeah. I just wouldn't have made it off the beach. I've seen you not want to tie your shoes, dude. God damn it. Shout out to him. Yes. Should we shout out to D-Day, guys? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. That was big. That was a big one. Yeah, no, I know. Took it. Almost didn't work. Took it. Yeah. I got you. Point to Hawk. What? St. Mary Glee. St. Mary Glee. A whole nine yards. Yeah. My thing with you is you've really. We've said you tried to distance yourself between a. You don't claim that you've served. Never. But you. I have respect for them. But you say that everybody does. Sure. But you say, like, of course, I have respect. Yeah. No, but you make it seem like you're also not a civilian. Truly. Well, I'm a dependent. On me, for sure. No. On the system. I had a military ID for a little while. Uh-huh. It was sick. Yeah, see? I could get on the base. Uh-huh. Just to go to the exchange, the Navy exchange, where you get cheap liquor. What age did you have an ID? I had it in college. It was sick. I looked like an operator, too. I looked like I worked for the CIA. It was a good pick. Because you got them with your dad for insurance and stuff like that when your dad was in the Navy. My dad was in the Navy. Man. But not on a ship. He was a recruiter. Hey, on a Willow Grove, dude. Shut up. Not on a ship. I didn't say he was on the front lines. Well, you also go, well, he wasn't on a ship. That also means that, like, he was inland. He was near the Chamonix Creek. They had a lot of action over there. That's where they launched the P-3 Orions out of. I think they had nukes over there. Where? Willow Grove? I think so. Maybe that's why my hair's falling out. I lived 15 minutes from that fucking journey. That shit was running off in the water. No wonder my head's so fucking big. Six-year-old boy looks 48. Maybe. Uh-huh. But they had shit over there. They had F-18 Hornets. Lee's Hoagie House. Shut up. You're such a loser. That Lee's might have been a front. I don't know. A couple nukes come out of it. A couple of sub sandwiches. Get the sonar on Lee's. Shout out to Lee's Hoagie Shack, dude. Woo-wee. Lee's Hoagie Shack is a local favorite franchise. Is it? Yeah. Let's get in there. Those are big sandwiches. See what you can find on Lee's Hoagie House. My buddy. My buddy in high school worked at a Lee's. We would go. He would reek of onions, I bet. Man. My boy. The ragtag team of guys. I remember. Shout out, Lee's. I'm not trying to besmirch the good name of Lee's. The boss. This guy was so. This guy was passed out drunk in the back office. And I went, what does he do? Did you ever. That was the first job where my friend had outside. Where it was like the inmates were running the asylum a little bit. You know what I mean? Yeah. And you'll hear about those. Oh, that's fucking Steve from work. And we're there. And we're smoking and drinking. When the manager does drugs and gets fucked up. Yes. And you're going. And I'm working at a fucking supermarket. So you're like. Yeah. I'm like a corporate schmuck. And this guy's like, you know, living a life of hanging out with 25-year-olds. Dale got a shrooms. Yeah, that kind of thing. Let me ask my buddy at work. That kind of shit. I worked with a dude like that. We'd party with us and shit. Dude, I thought it was so cool. We went there. And this guy was laying on the ground. I go, what's wrong with him? He drank too much vodka. I'm like, it's 2.30 in the afternoon. I remember being like. I just dropped onion rings. Like, this ain't all it's cracked up to be. He was passed out? Yeah. At a Lee's? Uh-huh. And I remember they served it on a styrofoam plate, and the fries were so hot it burnt. Oh, that's that good fries. The oil. They burnt the plate. I remember being like, yee-yee-yee-yee. That's good fries. I love it. And the chicken. Listen, I'm a big Lee's. Also, do you remember Slacks? Pants? No, Slacks Hoagie Shack. I feel like you made that up. Nah, my dad would go to Slacks. I think that was a chain as well. That was French. Slacks Hoagie Shack. Go to Slacks. Yeah. Got stocks, pancakes. If there's one thing my family loves, it's Hoagie steaks and pizza. Yeah. It's Hoagie steaks and pizza. There's something about getting down there and those burbs. Hoagie steaks. Yeah, Hoagie steaks or pizza on a Friday or Saturday night. Let's do it. Slacks is still banging. How many locations they got? There's one right now I'm seeing. Where's that at? Oxford. One location. Oxnard Valley? Oxford Point Shopping Center. One location. Fairless Hills? Fairless Hills, yeah, yeah, yeah. One location. One location I'm seeing right now. Reminds me of Fort Sumner. Reminds me of all my good friends at the Alamo. I don't get the Alamo. You do, why? What are they doing? Give it up. I'm an Enterprise, man. Are you a Stromboli guy? What? Speaking of which. Because that came up recently. What's it there? My annual business. One of your business meetings. Hey, excuse me. Is Kevin a Stromboli guy? I was talking to the CA guys about it. We would usually get a pizza and a Stromboli. You never did a Stromboli? Nah. Do you know what a Stromboli is? Yeah. Luke, do you know what a Stromboli is? Yeah. It's like a Calzone's fancy cousin. In Wilkes-Barre, I always thought a Stromboli was a pizza. with Italian meat, because we would get a classic. Classic stromboli, to me, is like mozzarella cheese, salami, or something. Salami. Some kind of Italian meat and peppers and stuff like that. I don't think there's anything in there, no. I don't think there's just one thing. Yeah. Like a pepperoni stromboli. Yeah. Yeah. It was delicious. What's the difference between that and a calzone? A calzone's small, I guess. I don't know. It can't just be size, no? Can I be honest with you? You don't know. No. Well, yeah, I don't know. Okay. But I've never had a calzone. I don't know if I know. It's too much dough. I don't like it. A calzone. I'm not a calzone guy. It's different in the shape, sealing method, and cheese type. A calzone is a half-folded, half-moon filled with ricotta. Stromboli is a rolled cylinder, like a burrito, filled primarily with mozzarella and meats. Yeah. Ricotta cheese. I was half and half. I could hit or miss with that. Not a ricotta. I'll do the whipped ricotta. You know, gentlemen, if I'm out with a little honey on it and some bread. But the ricotta cheese, it just stinks. You do that and you do that. You're doing ricotta and cannoli and fucking lasagna. Pick a lane. Lost a lot of good men out there. At least the elbow. What do you got for me? You're over there in Germany. I mean, they're known for their baked goods, which for some you didn't like for some reason. No, you didn't. I've rubbed you the wrong way. I've never heard of that. What do they got? Strudel. Touché. I mean, the German bread is, like, notorious. Pretzels? Notorious is right. Why are they involved in? I mean, I'm not nuts here. Germany's famous worldwide for its baked goods. Yeah. Strudel. Okay. Over 3,000 types of bread. Ooh. Come on. Hey, buddy, the war's over. Relax. Get that right here in America. I'm a Stroman family. I like a babka. I'll do a babka. I kill a babka. Not like that, but I'll enjoy it. That's your D-Day. That's your B-Day. Babka Day. A whole babka? I can do a whole babka with a little butter and a big glass of milk. Okay. This isn't a contest. We believe you. All right, so they're big on their baked goods, says you. This has nothing to do with that. I was at a supermarket, and I was acquiring some pretzels. I was acquiring some pretzels. They have fresh, soft pretzels that they bake every day there, like where the rolls are. Like in the bakery, you go lift the thing. Now, that I can get behind. Thank you. Are they shaped like ours? What are ours shaped like? Like the tight ones, like the eights. The long ones. Yeah. Nah. Are they like the big- They're like a soft pretzel. Like big, loopy. Yeah, but they're not that big. They're like more regular size. Really? Yeah. Wow. And they do something- I would like that. I don't know why you're- Why you're dragging your heels on this. A regular pretzel, like the size of a regular, like a Schneider's hard pretzel. No. But one of those, soft, would be good. Little bangers. Yeah, no. These are like a super pretzel. Okay. Super pretzel, soft pretzel. Yeah, these are soft pretzels. Okay. What? Are we talking about- I got you. Okay. I'm with you. You and me. Locked in. Bowed in. Whatever. This doesn't matter. What is the etiquette? Oh. On retrieving fresh baked goods from a receptacle. Tongues or gloves. You don't go in there with your hand. I don't care what country you're in. We'll be right back. What? Who are you? At all? At all. If I'm just- No. Okay, hold on. It's crazy to like pick through them. You can't do that. Yeah, well, yeah, of course. But if I'm grabbing mine and I'm not touching anything else, is that such a- It's a special incident. I think it is because your hand's in there with whatever's on it. Now, when we go to like a Comfort Inn or something like that, I'm going to- You what? I go in to get the toast. Those people are animals, though. I'm at an Aldi. You're at an Aldi? Yeah. Aldi's doing fresh baked goods? Over there, yeah. See, I don't like that. There's such big bakery people that they're everywhere. I don't like that. What? Because they don't do that over here. Uh-huh. There's no bakery section at Aldi, I don't think, or anybody behind a counter. Well. Why don't you go to Willow Grove and launch some nukes? They give us the half shit over here. Yeah. That's like when we sell F-16s to Egypt. We don't give them the shoot down, look down radar. We just give them like- Give them the Deltas. It's just fucking paint over the Delta diamond. Hey, good luck with this. Yeah, what are you doing over there? You're going to get- I'd go right to the embassy. Yeah, I caught some- Show my military ID. It's an old picture. I was saying, I don't know my name. But I know I can eat 16 pretzels in five minutes. You got any babka? Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah. Causing trouble. Yeah, I listen. These are efficient people. Now you're on their side? A little bit. You fucking traitor selling me out. You fucking double agent me. You fucking sold me out for a secret. What? You were something. I was doing something stupid. It would have been a major sidetrack and dumb, and I could hear everybody being like, shut up. So, checking myself. That's great. Thank you. Now I kind of want to know what it was. I don't know who the- Who the East Germans were. Were they Russians or were they Germans? Like, who was running the ship? Who were the bad guys in East Germany? Who was the East German government? It was Russians, right? But they wore, like, Nazi uniforms. I know. They were Germans, no? Yeah, but- Oh, but they were, I guess, Russian because it was Mr. Grubachov take down that wall. Yeah. What happened to those guys? What do you mean? I don't know. Didn't Tom Hanks get them in Bridge of Spies? No, he got fucked over. Well, he got the kid back, but yeah. That guy, that old man played him like a fiddle. Probably went back and told him everything. That guy was smooth, though. Well-deserving of the Academy Award. Who were the East Germans? They were Germans, but they were run by Russia. Gotcha. And there was a puppet government over there. That's what I need to set up here. I like that. Puppet government. I like that. Yeah, puppet regime. That's how you got to operate. Maybe I'm doing it right now. Nobody knows. I don't think you are. No. Give me a soft pretzel. But they do something. My wife is telling me they put. Anyway, listen. What were your options? Like one of those bag gloves? Yeah. It's like a loose one. Like for hair dye. I guess, yeah. It's a touch of gray right there. Sure, I guess. I've never dyed my hair. I don't dye my hair. I got good genetics. I don't dye my hair. What? I don't dye my hair. You don't dye your facial hair? No. It's crazy. Rude. Insulting. We'll be right back. I might have touched up a little bit. So you lied, but you just lied. I didn't lie. It's real puppet regime stuff. That's how we do it. Maybe I was at Lee's Hoagie House. I've never been to a Slack's Hoagie Shack. How good of a name is that? Slack's Hoagie Shack? Lee's all the way. I like pudges myself. Pudges. I'm a goddamn pudges man. Anywho. All right, listen. They put like a baking soda on the outside, so the outside's crunchy. Not crunchy, but has a- Alkaline lye. Alkaline lye. What the fuck? Yeah, it's baking soda. Really? I thought lye was bad. I thought lye is what you use to get rid of a body. That's what you do to get out of a sticky situation. That's what you compulsively do. I ate that. Wait, did they crisp it up? Yeah. So is that what you were getting? Was it soft pretzel? I got three of them. And they had this little Elio's banger. It wasn't in it. My wife. My wife was like, no one eats that stuff. I know, like a cold pizza. Yeah, it looked exactly like Elio's. I'm with you on that. And I was with, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I crushed that thing. It was pretty good. Pretty good. Were you catching looks for grabbing raw dog? Yeah. But. They didn't have tongs? They did. I could have tongued. I could have loose gloved it. You got a tong. But there wasn't that many left. It was later in the day. Hey, listen. I am what I am. And if you're out there and you're just grabbing your thing, go for it. If there's something on your hand that will jump off your hand onto something. That's what they're worried about. That's going to happen with the tongue anyway. Don't act like your knuckles aren't paying. You're looking in there with a tongue. You're spending a lot of time in there. That's sweat. That's hair. That's skin cells. I'm in and out. If you're in there like the crane game, picking them up and dropping them. No way, Jose. Okay. Just roll. Log it. If you're being courteous. The wife hit you and bust your chops about it? A little bit. Yeah. It is what it is. I am what I am. So you're in a supermarket and you get three soft pretzels and you're eating that right then? And the piece of pizza. Were you shopping or did you go in there to get this? I shop it. I knew I was getting that, but I also got some. Now do you eat this while you're walking around? No. I don't. That's just because I don't speak the language. I don't want someone to yell at me. And then me not be able to get out of a situation. I have to call my wife. Okay. Let's talk about DraftKings. DraftKings. Gangs, fight night is here and only DraftKings has you fully covered. DraftKings sports app is now available in all 50 states, including all markets. You're in on the excitement at the speed of sports. Sweat every round of the card all in one place with one app. Yes. New DraftKings customers sign up with the code AYG. Spend five bucks to get 200 in rewards within 21 days. That's code AYG in partnership. with DraftKings. The crown is yours. Gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER or 1-800-MY-RESET. New York, call 877-8-HOPE-NY or text HOPE-NY if you're in Connecticut. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org on behalf of Boothill Casino in Kansas. Wagered tax pass-through may apply in Illinois, 21-plus in most states. Wagering offered in DK Sportsbook. Void in Ontario. Event trading offered by DraftKings Predictions, a CFTC-registered introducing broker. Trading involves a risk of loss. Market availability varies. Bet to get bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get $50 in prediction dollars that expire in one year. Issued every seven days via click to claim for 21 days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at dkng.co slash audio. Ends June 28th. 2026 at 11.59 p.m. Eastern. Do it. Yeah. Kip, what's up about Rocket Money? Rocket Money! Now, what do we got about Rocket Money? What do we know about Rocket Money, huh? It's a time saver? Mm-hmm. Huh? Time saver? You got unwanted subscriptions? You go over there, you cancel them, make it easy for you? Bing, pal, boom. All right. We all know about the surprise charge story. Uh-huh. Okay, all of a sudden, bang, you got something out of your checking kit. You're like, what the heck is even that? I know. To quote my good friend, Kevin James Ryan. Sure. To quote a guy from the internet. But still, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Mm-hmm. Rocket Money finds those subscriptions, cancel them so they don't keep charging you. So do yourself a favor, get over there and get on that Rocket Money train, baby, and start saving money today. Yeah, I got an email today from them. Hey, we noticed a large transaction. Large transaction detected. It was me paying my bill that was too high, but they give you the heads up so you don't get bamboozled by something. They look out for you. Hey, this is coming up. What the heck? Get eyes on it. Sure. That's all they're saying. Get eyes on it. Sure. They got your back when you're using all the features. Rocket Money can track subscriptions. It has the ability to cancel unwanted ones within the app with just a few taps, saving users over $880 million in canceled subscriptions. How you frigging done? It consolidates your checking, savings, loans, and investments all into one single dashboard, which I have done, and it gives you a fantastic overview of everything you got cooking, because I'm bad with this kind of stuff. It puts it all in one place for you. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions. It monitors your spending, like I just showed you, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join rocketmoney.com slash garbage. That's rocketmoney.com slash garbage. One more time, rocketmoney.com slash garbage. Do it. Do it. I don't know what the German police situation would be like. Those guys seem cool or no? What? No. Do they seem cool? I don't know if you know anything about Germans, but they're not real loosey-goosey kind of Those guys walk around with guns? They got guns? Yeah. Assault rifles? They got heavy bikes. Yeah. That was a cool thing in France. Yeah. They had fucking bangers. Yeah. It's the same. Like weird Swiss-looking guns. Now, as an operator, did you go up? Did you have to tell them you're operating in their backyard? I see you got the XR915 there. No, but I did talk to- You ever been to Lee's Yogi House? I did talk to a mutual friend of ours, Bodyguard, at an event we were at a month ago, and he had the, you know, I knew he was holding, and I was like, what do you got in there? Glock? Or I said Tech-9. I'm off slightly racist, but we moved on from the conversation. He's like, nah, I got a Glock, which I don't even know what that is. Also, I don't know what any of that is. I don't think there's a body, do you know what a Tech-9 is? I thought it was that gun that they use in LA a lot. I don't know what that is. But like, yeah, I don't think a Bodyguard's rolling around with a Tech-9. It's like a little, yeah. It's a machine, but they're not in the Yakuza. Yeah, Tech-9's like a- Nunchucks. Like a submachine gun, isn't it? Yeah, it's like a gang gun. Yeah. That's what I mean. It's like the Street Sweeper, yeah, no Bodyguard's allowed to carry a fucking Street Sweeper on them. Fucking spray the block, dude. What? Yeah. He's like, nah, I got a Glock. Also, there's nobody you want to impress more- Than the Bodyguard? And a Black dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so a cool Blackjack Bodyguard? I'm sorry, you were slipping out of your seat. Yeah, what's up, man? How you doing? What's up? What's up, bro? You on the job? No, I don't say it like that. What do you got in there? You were with me when- First of all, but you didn't know that's what even the Body- I had to tell you that's what Bodyguards do. So you claim- Lipstick and stuff. Yeah. You claim you know Body and you're an operator. I didn't say I was an operator. I said I looked like an operator in my picture when I had my father's military ID to get on the base to go to the Navy Exchange to pick up booze for a Christmas party. And hot dogs. You're an American hero. Holy shit. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be overseas with that picture. I'll tell you that. They would have brought me in. If I was in the Middle East with that picture, they would have brought me in. Because I look like I work for the company. So, we understand you've eaten all the hummus. It wasn't for everybody? I'm your visitor. I'm on holiday. All right. Listen. All right. That's neither here nor there. Hey, let's- Let me- I don't- I don't- I don't think it's that crazy. My- The hand in the thing. If you're just grabbing one. It's trash. It's not classy, but, you know, it is what it is. It's trash. Use the tongs. I understand. All that's neither here nor there. We've got a gosh darn family episode on our hand, guys. As you know, when you join the old Patrione, we'll answer your garbage question on the air. Yes, we will. This one is from Aiden, $10 investor. Shout out to you. I love that. Love what? It's a good name, Aiden. I have an Aiden in my family. Shout out to him. Good kid. Okay. Are you garbage? If you and your family would eat at our local bowling alley restaurant but not go bowling, that's a tough look. But that's smaller town stuff where that's kind of the hub. A lot of times they'd have a pretty solid bar restaurant. If it's a snack bar, you can't do that. Bowling alley in Bluebell in our town, they got a restaurant that I don't know how they don't have a Michelin star. They got a fucking roast beef plate that'll fucking blow your socks off. Doing a roast beef plate at a bowling alley. It's so good. Mashed taters, gravy. The whole, the works. Is it a restaurant or a food? It's a restaurant. It's like a restaurant bar. They add it on. Yeah. We go in there and eat all the time. That's good. That's all right. Trash. Is it having its own entrance? Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. What are you doing in there? You got to go through the back, climb out through an alley or a lane. Damn. Thank you for your service. You're welcome. Yeah, I think that's okay. I mean, like, you know. That adds big time. Yeah, that might as well be a Buffalo Wild Wings or something or a fucking cheesecake factory. Yeah, I'm with it. That's all right. I'd say it's trash, but it's awesome. A hundred percent. Not classy, but you do you. This one's from Sean K. $10 homie. Long time. Never have one read. Will you open a bag of chips with the label upside down? It's the exact same, but it feels wrong. Whoa. Will you open up a bag of chip? Like, what? Why? That's anarchist shit. I would argue it's not the same. That would, my father would fucking freak out. Oh, yeah. What the fuck is this? I remember when I'd fuck up the milk carton, he'd freak out. Sure. Oh, man, I would put, I couldn't get it. Sometimes you couldn't get it. Couldn't get it. Goddamn glue was too tight. Yeah. My little fat child fingers didn't have the dexterity to open it up. Couldn't pop the carton. You had to fucking, you had to go full in. And then you were, like, real loose. There would be, like, a real, like, thin lip on it. Oh. Bad. Yeah. Yeah. Why would you do something like that? That's a dickhead move. Would the seasoning be better? No. Well, this is the thing. All the small bits and everything does settle at the bottom. So that would then. So if you turn it upside down, it's all going to go to the other side. Yeah, but it would fall through and catch. It'd be denser seasoned. One, well, this is one, this is one theory. Like, string theory. Hmm. That's actually interesting. All the flavor crystals, then it, like, remarinates. Which might be. My biggest thing is the bottom of the cereal box. Would the same method still apply? Because if all that, if all that Lucky Charms dust would fall through and magically coat everything, I could get on board with it. We'll have to run some experiments. Let's get diesel. We might. I love the bottom of the cereal box. All that dust. I hated it. Why? Because you don't get, I like a nice crunch, and you don't get that. It's too, the ratio for me isn't good. Coats the milk? Yeah, but I'm not doing it for the milk. I want, like, a. You don't get the hardiness. The flakes aren't as big. The pebbles aren't as big. Nothing's as good. It's the worst, it's the worst version of it to me. Hmm. Interesting. Mm-hmm. It's the same reason I don't like the fucking broken chips. Y'all want to give me a fucking, you know what I mean? Yeah. But that's just me. But I tell you what, seeing that bag upside down, if it's a big bag, seeing an upside down bag on the counter, that would really. That'd bother you. It'd be like the Mandela effect. Yeah, it doesn't feel right. That, and also what I didn't like, is you go over to someone's house, and they're like, oh, hand me the fucking ruffles or whatever, and you go, and they've cut the top of the bag off. Did you ever see that? Hey, that must have been like a 90s thing. Crazy, isn't it? They trim it, I go, ooh. And they hit it with a clip. Yeah. What was the idea behind it? Being dicks. Yeah, I think just like. The mom with nothing to do. Yeah, orderly, kind of OCD-ness. Go take a tennis lesson, honey. Yeah, trim it off, and then they would do a fold. It looked better. Yeah. Like, it didn't feel right, though. Did you know anybody that put that shit in Tupperware? No. Like in sitcoms? I think my mom did. My sister might do that a little, or no, I don't think so. Like the pitcher of orange juice in the fridge, like on Family Ties? What? Yeah. I mean, we had the plastic pitcher from Concentrate. Yeah, of course. Yeah, but not with the clear pitcher that was- I mean, the frozen orange juice? Yeah. I still love it. No way. I get in there. My mom, what the fuck? Who gave you that? Lemonade was great, too. It's like the bottom of a water ice. Solid. Such a fat ass. Like your bottom of a water ice. You never ate Concentrate Lemonade? They never had that shit. No, of course. I mean, dude, the Crystal Light was so big, though, but not the Concentrate like that. Crystal Light was a powder. Yeah. No, he's talking about you used to buy a frozen, it used to come in a frozen brick. Oh, we had that with Limeade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Limeade? My dad fucked with Limeade. You know what was real fancy? I'm big into Limeade now. I really am. The Outshine Lime Bars, they're delicious, but you had that as a kid? That's not Limeade. That's a fancy fucking- Ice pop. Yeah. You had Limeade as a kid. Yeah. I was like, you weren't allowed to touch that. That's like adult stuff to me. That's like A1 sauce. It's like only for your daughter. Really? You had things in the fridge you weren't allowed to have? No, I was allowed to. I was just like, dude, it's gross. I used to hate parents like that. Don't touch my dad's root beer or something like that. Fuck him. He's at work. I don't know. And you're there eating all his fucking snacks, you dickhead. Yeah, what the fuck? I'm a fucking guest. I can't eat his Oreos or whatever he has. Yeah, I think that's fair. No. Fuck. It's for everybody. My dad never did that shit. You guys never had anything good. Yeah, we did. All right, you can help yourself to the crouton. Help yourself to the stale croutons and the half of fucking Limeade. Don't touch the bottom of the cereal box. Next one, Pete. I have a test in the morning. I need the sugar. I gotta have a good breakfast on a test day. Like, fucking give me the pancakes and shut up. I'm sleeping. Something to knock me out on the bus. Yeah. No, I don't. We're not. We were like barely a chip clip family. Mostly clothespin. Mm-hmm. I think Denise still rocks that. Love a clothespin. Clothespin. We did a chip clip and a cut. Come on. That ain't no retentive shit. Yeah, that was never. OCD. Didn't feel right. No. Half a bag. Something was missing. I want to stick my hand out. Yeah, you gotta go digging a little bit. I might have asked you guys this before. What was the breakfast before school? Mine was if my dad was driving me because I lived out of the bus thing, so he would have to drop me off every day. We stopped at Wawa. And it was just bagel. It was a bagel with butter and a Wawa iced tea or orange juice until the sizzly dropped. And then when the sizzly dropped, I would do a sizzly every day. So that was Thursday, Friday, I would do a sizzly. Yeah. Tuesday, Wednesday was my mom. It was whatever. Cereal, toast. Maybe if she was out, depending on what she was working, if she was out, maybe an egg sandwich. A screwdriver. Maybe a mudslide. The blender was still going. That was another thing that was like real rich shit or like fancy shit was the frozen margarita. Like that limeade. Yeah. They used to sell those. In a bucket. Well, the bucket. We got hot on that for a minute. The bucket was one thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But they had the frozen, like concentrate thing that you would dump that in. Maybe we, I felt like there was alcohol. Maybe there wasn't, but you would get that at the liquor store. And that blew my, I'm like, things going well. You got the pre-frozen, John? The Chi-Chi's pre-frozen. Yeah, it might've been, yeah, something. The bucket was Chi-Chi's, right? Is Chi-Chi's still banging or no? They got a couple locations. It's not like slacks, but they're still hanging in there. Mine was apples and oranges. Mine was apple and cinnamon instant oatmeal in the winter. And in the peak season, it was Honey Nut Cheerios or off-brand Frosted Flakes. You ever do dinosaur eggs? The oatmeal? What the fuck is that, Luke? I was like 30 when that shit dropped. But you know what I'm talking about. So, yes, I did. That shit was, I hated that. I didn't start a shift at Bear Burger without my dino eggs. And I hated the swirl, too, when I started swirling shit in the oatmeal. Get the fuck out of here with that crap. Quaker Oats, variety pack. Instant apple cinnamon. Fucking two packs. Bang. Hot water. Bang. That hit you at a certain time. I mean, it just was my worldview, too. But in the 90s, it was Shuggy Cereals. So, like, I remember my sister probably trying to lose weight. That and the rice cake. She was eating those rice cakes. I hated rice cakes. Man, getting home and just finding those things. I might as well have been eating fucking styrofoam packages. They tried to sell them six different ways to put peanut butter. I don't care how much peanut butter you got. Those things blew. Yeah, I remember muscling through, like, half of one, pissed. Fucking cursing my whole family at home by myself. I was just trying to hotwire the car to drive to Wawa. I remember every once in a while, if I was jammed up, I'd break a couple of them up into a bowl of milk. And put a little sugar on there. Because they were like puffs. They were like sugar crisps. Not corn pops. Like Rice Krispies, almost. Yeah. I mean, we got puffs. Hey, listen. We understand. Would you say yes? Just yes and then. Just shut the fuck up. Why are you doing that? No, no, no. Not like that. Like this specific thing. I mean, corn pops, you're reaching. Whatever. We know what you're. First of all, they're rice. You don't remember puffs? Straight puffs? No, not really. They look like pussy willows. This guy's a horn dog. We do a cream of wheat every once in a while, too. If my dad was up, he'd make us an old school cream of wheat. He'd put like a fucking pat of butter on that shit. Fucking brutal. That and a little pepper. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Don't put clip in it. I like grape nuts, too. You sound autistic. I know. I like grape nuts. Not corn pops. Not rice. You're reaching. We're reaching. Fucking cereal brain. Never eggs, though. On a weekday? It would be a rarity. It'd be like. She's dead. If she was up, yeah. And it would be time. I don't think I was. I don't think in high school I really. Would she go back to bed when you guys went to school? I didn't really go to school with the others. She would take them to school. I remember. I remember being left at home way too early. I should be like, you'll be okay. I remember being like, I don't know. This is. The fridge is locked, just so you know. She would leave the stove on. The oven on, I told you. In the morning. The house. But I remember being there by myself. I didn't know what to do. Though, she had the timer. That went off. Remember the old timer you would like crank? That went off. It scared the bejeebus out of me. And I didn't know how to turn it off. And I never touched the stove or the oven before. And in my. I remember being so cramped. I remember being so cold. In my head, if I turn it, the whole house was going to blow up. So I just sat there for like 15 minutes with the alarm going off. Freaking out. Cool kid. Yeah. No, but that would be like. I don't even remember when that would have been. But. Mostly, yeah. Cereal. Maybe a lender's bagel or something she had. Do that. She was never big on. She does make a hell of a. Hell of a pork roll egg and cheese, though. It's like the most. You're not getting that on a fucking Wednesday, though. Nah. I think she would do an egg, because. That's also a thing when you grow up. You realize you can fry an egg in like 90 seconds. When microwave eggs started to get popular, Patty would try to fucking float that out to us. That way it didn't work. Diabol. That's like sacrilegious to me. It smelled like the bay. No. Bunch of greenheads on me. That shit. Kippy, I like to tell the good folks about Warby Parker. Wabby baggage. As you know, I'm a glasses wearer. What? I'm a contact. I'm a contact owner. Man. And an amateur tattoo artist. Uh-huh. Warby Parker has literally changed the game for me. Because, listen, I'm a normal guy. You know, I go over to the, you know, the contact and lenses place by the mall, whatever. Excuse me, can I have glasses, please? I got a certain budget. I go in there. I walk out looking like a seventh grade math teacher. Hey, Mr. Foley, you got a wedgie. Yeah, I get that kind of stuff. Warby Parker, man, they got the high-end fashion. Mm-hmm. They got the designs. They're durable. They're reliable. You can go over there and you can try them on virtually. Mm-hmm. Or at the website, you try them on your face. My fat face. And they're trying on nice glass. Yeah. So do yourself a favor, man. If you're in the glass contact market, get over to Warby Parker. Get yourself straightened out. Look good. Pay less. Show off. Face throw. Be cool. Bam. Warby Parker is now a one-stop shop. You get eye exams, glasses, contact sunglasses. And you don't have to piece it together anymore. No. And they have over 300 retail stores across the United States. Well, I'd be packing. Warby Parker has distributed over 20 million pairs of glasses to people in need through its Buy a Pair, Give a Pair program. They're the best. For every pair they sell, they also give a pair to someone else in need. Right now, buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at warbyparker.com slash garbage. That's 20% off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at warbyparker.com slash garbage. Do it. Oh, yeah. Now, back to the show. Back to the show. Kip, let me chime in real quick. - Chime. - Chime. - Chime. - See what I did there? didn't with chime and let's be honest younger version of me but a really used chime i'll tell you that right now where were these guys when i was 16 i know where were these guys when you were 40 let's be honest everybody hates banking fees everybody can't stand that stuff that's where chime comes in chime is changing the way people bank they're not like a traditional old bank where they charge you fees and gatekeep perks and all that kind of stuff try it talk about perks and rewards chime's the best do yourself a favor start using chime free banking feel free fee free banking feel free feel free to bank with fee free banking hate that not to mention no overdraft fees no monthly fees no minimum balance fees that's what i'm talking about sometimes uncle hank gets a little light in the pocket yeah they got stacked benefits you'll get five percent cash back on chime card in a category of choice like gas or groceries all while budgeting credit through regular everyday spending with no credit check big man likes that you can also grow your money faster with savings rate that's nine times the national average check that nine times the national average uh so right now join the millions who are already banking fee free with america's number one choice for a banking head to chime.com garbage at chime.com garbage sign up now it only takes a few minutes do it do it uh all right let's see here this one's from upper decker first time question answer is it garbage to put your car in park at a drive-thru or a red light i don't like that stuff no i think it is 100 100 it is yeah if you're jammed up not dry at a red light i don't know what do you mean jammed up if the line's long i can see that throw it in park so you can chill you don't got to keep your foot on a break yeah i respect that move i don't huh it's you i mean like how long is it you got to be somewhat checked in i don't know that like i guess in in for how my brain where i'm like check that i might as well get out of the car and fucking take a walk yeah i like that no feel comfortable yeah i don't think you should i i'm also i there was no comfort i didn't know i come from like you're never comfortable yeah uber drivers do it a lot i guess because they probably fucking work on her achilles so much yeah it drives me nuts sometimes see not that those guys they're fucking stingy with the ac it's like dude then you crack a window it's off i get both you we've talked about this yeah yeah it's like not i get that it's you know dickhead move yeah on my part sure so i can admit jerk off a bit of a jerk off uh this one's great it's from exfoliator uh nice you's ever put on whole cans that's a home run i have and i don't know why they're so fun i never got my hands on them really no pun intended yeah it was past that i mean so was i i wasn't like i think one of the i caught like my nephew had them yeah and they had one you're jerking off with it oak smash yeah those things are pretty sweet yeah that was all right um that and uh wasn't there one sports used to do not the foam finger i felt like there was something else sports yeah like like you go to like a hockey game or something there was some sort of like a mitt no boo-boo zoela you're talking about the styrofoam uh cowboy hat those are sweet now patty's got a lot of stuff going on those are sweet now patty's got a lot of stuff going on sweet now pat had one of those from the sweet now pat had one of those from the sweet now pat had one of those from the philadelphia phantoms man you couldn't tell philadelphia phantoms man you couldn't tell philadelphia phantoms man you couldn't tell us when he got his hands flopped up us when he got his hands flopped up us when he got his hands flopped up and down i never got a foam finger you and down i never got a foam finger you and down i never got a foam finger you ever get a foam finger i always wanted ever get a foam finger i always wanted ever get a foam finger i always wanted one never got one i i don't think so one never got one i i don't think so one never got one i i don't think so yeah that was that was rich kid Never got that. We also never got any of the toys out of the shopping cart that you would see at parades. You know, people would go. Oh, we would get. I'd get one of them. Yeah. And we'd go to the. Good for you. We'd go to the Thanksgiving Day parade. Yeah, no. I'd get some. I'd get some candy that the firemen threw out. That you'd pick it up off the street like a dirt bag. Yeah. I'd just fucking hand it to you, throwing candy at me like I'm a fucking asshole. It was always shitty candy, too. But you did it. Yeah. You know, heroes. I think my. Yeah, sure. I think my dad liked buying. I think my dad liked flexing his street smarts by buying off those guys. He was very much like we would buy tickets out front of the place. Like. You buy scalp tickets as a kid? Yeah. Oh, my dad would never. My dad. He was so bad at that stuff. We would go. Now, my dad, you know, he was good at it. And we liked me and Danny. We loved. We were just little scumbags. We love the idea of haggling. Or if we had. Because, like, my dad would get them through work. Like a supplier who we bought a lot of fucking fittings from would go, oh, here's four tickets to the whatever. And we'd only have two of us or three of us. If we had an extra ticket or two. He would scalp it? Oh, we'd get down there. We would love it. Wait, he would sell tickets? He would sell it to the scalper. Because he'd go, oh, you'll buy and sell. And those people are always buying and selling. Holy shit. And we just. I mean, it was for the love of the game. What do you think we can get? What's face value? Face value is $55. I don't know. It's only an hour before the game. Oh, we loved it. And then that. I've never met anyone who sold to the scalpers. It's like a sitcom thing. Talk about a plug. That. Also, too, we would get the money. If we were buying down there, we'd get the money ready. Because you can't say I can do 100 and then you pull out 200 bucks. You got to go. I got 100. This is all I got. So you had to have it. But I really had 125. But this fat little bastard is going to want to fucking Sunday in a little mini baseball. So that. Yeah. So that was big. That. And if we had to do it, if we get our hands on a parking pass. You couldn't tell us. I went into school the next day bragging. Yeah. I went to the Flyers game on a Tuesday. Yeah. Got home late. Didn't do my homework. Uh-huh. Man, if I don't have the homework done, come back with something like that. I'm all fucked up on pretzel nuggets. I remember one time we sat at the top row of the at that point. It was the core stage. I remember touching the ceiling. It was me, Vinnie with the skinny, my dad and my brother. We sat up at the top of the vet. I was petrified. Mm hmm. It was like looking down over the Grand Canyon. Just fucking grim death. I pictured me falling. My dad trying to grab me in a bed. Fucking members only windbreaker. It's fucking watching me fall. Crack my head open. It was all hard. That fucking vet. All hard stuff. It was all concrete. Fucking field was concrete. I know. Got a piece of a DC still as a. Oh, I don't. I don't know if it made it through the move. Probably not. That's devastating. You have it right there. What? You have a cup holder. Yeah, no, that's from the link. Oh, that. Because when the link opened, those cup holders, you could rip one of them off. That was like a big thing. Classic American family. Sullivan's. Watch my dad beat up this scalper. That and tipping somebody. Me and Danny. We went to when my dad got married in Vegas. That was like a master class on how to tip a great dude. Grease in the valet guy. Here you go. Me and Danny would do it. I'd be. You'd be like eight and twelve. Keep it out front. Greasing. Yeah. That would he tip a bellhop? What do you tip a guy? Yeah. All that kind of stuff. What do you leave a hooker? You were a twenty five chip. That's it. Yeah. Crazy. I love that shit, though. Hey, we were big. There's learning the street smarts. Sure. Was big to us. That's why, you know, you buy off that guy. Not that that guy. Like, you know. Yeah. Losers. It's pure. Pure bozos. This one's just funny. This is from Johnny. Johnny Busty. You. If read, this will be my second. But are you garbage? If you yell out, do a backflip a lot. I guess if you're in a position to yell out, do a backflip. You're probably not. At a pool. Anywhere. Do a backflip. I don't know. But it's also just the energy of, like, fucking increasing the vibes. Just, like, take it to the extreme. Do a backflip. You do a backflip. Would you get involved in a wave? A wave goes around? At the what? At a game. Yeah. Do a wave. Yeah. Yeah. Never start it. Never try to start it. Yeah. You can't start a wave. No, a wave. You couldn't get them going. Not the coolest guy in the world. No, never. That was not. Yeah. My dad didn't partake in that. That was, like, you know, cool guy like that. He's too busy robbing the usher. He's not going to like that. Let's see here. This one's from Seal Team 46 Waste. That's a great name. Is there anybody funnier than the bozos and the homies? No. The best. Are you garbage if after the waiter reads the specials to you, you ask how much they are? You can't do that. Sometimes they'll give it to you. That's $44.99. For $44.95? Yeah. I have one. How much is that? How much is that? Has it got to be right after? Right after. Like they can't get to the next one. Yeah. And how much is that? Oh, that sounds great. How much is that? That's not bad. You're still like a chump. I got a five for you. I'm street smart. You like the Phillies at all? I got two words for you. Parking pass. Dude, the price. How much is it now? The price of parking, we would have discussions about. Discussion. By the time you get out of there, parking, everything. You got to wait in that line like a dickhead. It was crazy. What the fuck is wrong with dads in parking? Dude, we would try to talk today. Not any discount, but try to show them we're one of the guys. How was it in there tonight, huh? Cute. Keep it moving. Tim working. I greased one of the guys at the airport one time. There was a pilot. Keep it up in the air, huh, big guy? It's supposed to be waiting for me. On the other end of this thing. I got to make that one piece, you know what I'm saying, chief? Put on the gas. It's 20 and if you shave off a couple of minutes. Trying to take this bro to the cheesecake factory before they close. Ah, the other end of this thing is so good. Yeah, a piece of pussy on the other end of this thing. There's nothing for some reason more disrespectful to me than a piece of pussy. So demeaning. What a scumbag. Oh, God. I don't know why as kids we were, I mean, I really grew up working with a small business owner. Because, like, the whole time you're in the car, he's working. It's like, you know, I remember talking about work. It was always, like, traffic, parking, how much things cost, an arm and a leg. And, like, as things were going good, the conversations were great, but as it got harder and harder, you know what I mean? I remember the first time I heard it, I was like, ah, you gave me a fucking ass on that. What the fuck? What? I remember I told him my buddy was having a kid. We were, like, 19. Shout out. Shout out my boy, Deli. He goes, gee, ah, it's a shame. And I went, what? Like, he's the only person. Like, I told him, like, my mom, Ryan's having a kid. Ah, yeah, wow, all right, young. But, you know, it's hard as a heart. Things weren't going great. He hit me with a, it's hard enough car. We're not a fucking living in this life. Without having that, I was like, okay. How old was Deli? 19. That's an old soul right there. No, my dad said that. Oh, your dad said that. I thought he said that about one of your other buddies. My boy, Deli, was having a baby. My dad said that. It's hard enough, Carmen, not a fucking living in this life. He looks you up and down, spits. Yeah. Oh, God. I told you for the big crane lift. He used to take us out of school to go watch him. That was like, you couldn't tell me. He'd pick us up early if they were doing, like, a big crane, putting, like, units on a building. That place you were working on. I wasn't, but, yeah, I was in third grade. No, your dad was working. Yeah. Yeah. I got a big crane lift, and we would, like, beg him to go. So you ever been to a building explosion? Yeah. That's real trashy. Yeah, no, I would love to. There was one. They blew up the spectrum, I think. What are you talking about? We're talking about this. Me and Pat were going to go. That was me and Pat were bigger than that, like, kind of going to the one-off kind of things that you can tailgate, kind of. Yeah. You're fucked up. You got nothing else going on. Dirtbags. Sure. Sure. Scumbags. All right, fair enough. I don't know why you're. This one's from Tonello. Shout out, Tonello. Shout out to Tonello. Hey, buddy. Still a $20 home eat. Oh, love you. And the missus. Shout out to the missus. Do you own a deck of cards? Missing any cards. That was, I mean, in the 90s, you can speak for the 80s, to have a full deck of cards. If it wasn't in the box or had a rubber band around it, you were really rolling the dice on whether or not that was going to be full. You know what we thought was the coolest shit when we got them? I think I know. The fucking cards in the casino. With the hole in the middle. With the hole in the center. From the casino. Gameplay. Uh-huh. That might as well have been a Super Bowl, Super Bowl football. Uh-huh. Which, where do you get them? I think you buy them there, no? I thought they were. Do you remember that? No. Why do they need the hole in the center? So, after cards can only be played with, you know, at a casino a certain amount of times. Before they start getting wear and tear and people make marks to go, oh, I know that's an ace, I know that's a queen, whatever. So, after, I'm making this up, 50 hands or whatever, a day, two days, five days of play, they retire them. And then they resell them. But to make sure you can buy the Tropicana cards and go into the Tropicana and try to work in Tropicana cards to an existing deck, they poke a big hole through the middle. Not a big hole, a hole through the middle. It's like a hole punch. Yeah. And they would then sell them. And I don't know, maybe it was. See if you can find anything. Maybe it was because of our proximity to Atlantic City. Maybe. Like, they sold them on the boardwalk. That was the coolest shit ever. You get that? You get it from the casino. From the casino. Fucking sick. I don't know. Yeah. I know. I never. They were always just ever present in my childhood. Or when somebody would come back with a poker chip from. My uncle Mike, who worked. Michael's dad worked as a bellhop at Trump, one of them. And he gave me a dollar. And I remember being like, wow, the fuck? See, I thought I was in Ocean's Eleven when I was 18 at the time. It's got to be big for, like, gambling areas. Like, Vegas. Like, it's all coming up like Vegas and AC stuff. Sick. Yeah. That was huge. I haven't thought about it. I haven't thought about that in forever. That was really fucking cool. Yeah, it was big. That, and if. You would count the cards. And if one was missing, if you got to, like. You're like, oh, there's 52. Or there's 51. Mm-hmm. You'd have to go through and then find out what was missing. Mm-hmm. And maybe you're lucky you had a joker or something. You could write on, this is the four of diamonds or whatever. Nobody uses the joker in anything, right? Jokers aren't used in casino games. Not that I know of, no. Hmm. I don't think so. What the fuck are they doing in there, then? I think. We talked about this. It's probably. Just for Batman? Whew. Yikes. Otherwise, a joker looks like a real dickhead pulling out a queen of diamonds. I'll see myself out. Bunch of hole in that, huh? I'll find the door. Why? It's used in, like, non-casino games. Rum Jimmy. Rum Jimmy? Chin Rummy. To school at Rum Jimmy. Rum Jimmy. War, Spades, Crazy Eights. Sounds like a Foghat song. Rum Jimmy. What? Cut that. Dude, no, no. Deuces, aces, one-eyed faces. That's, um. Okay, let's see here. This one's from Foley's DXL Rep. Shout out to you. $10 homie, never have one read. Is it garbage to take pictures of a street or business that has your name on it? Man, do you know how many fucking Sullivan dirtbags have gone over to. And look what they're in front of! Gone over to. I did it. Sure. I did it and sent it to my mom. The first time I went to Frankfurt, Germany, there's an O'Sullivan's, and I made Nadine take a picture of me standing in front of it, and I sent it to my family thinking, you can see me now. Christmas cards. Remember in Ireland, there was a Foley and a Riley's right next to each other. I sent that to my cousin. Mm-hmm. I was gonna. I forgot to take the picture, but I told him about it. I fucked up and forgot. I told him about it. Same thing. It's Foley's right next to Riley's. It's cool. Yeah. Then we got all fucked up so much. Oh, man. I forgot to do it. Sure. I'm drinking. Bad for you. No. No? Bad news. No. I made my mom pull over on Luke Lane. Pull over. Take a pic. There's a Kevin Ryan running for something that I'm getting a bunch of people send to me. Yeah. See, I think Kevin Ryan, it might be Chicago because there's a famous Daniel Ryan from out there. That's like one of the name of the highway is like Daniel Ryan Way or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like a cop or a mayor or something. Chicago politics. Look at you. And then there's a dirty, dirty business out there. Kevin Ryan running for somebody. Everybody, people have been sending him. I just forget what it is. Uh-huh. Look at you. There's a famous CT rep named Kevin Ryan. CT? Connecticut. Oh. Who says that? I think a CT. I think of a cat. Only people from Connecticut. I think of a cat scan. I hear CT. CT scan. Mm-hmm. Not good. No. All right. Let's see here. This is from Roy Munson. You's ever ordered a beer at a Denny's? I haven't. I didn't know you could. Yeah. Yeah. I would assume that like all those, we were never big on those. It would be IHOP and that was when I started hanging out with my friends. Like we would go as like a group of friends. But we always went to like proper individual diners for that. We were at Denny's in college. Big. On the sampler. Uh-huh. Big. Knew their way around a chicken finger and a tasty, tasty, tasty honey mustard dipping sauce. Yeah. I wish I never, those places were never around and if they were they were always just like also right next to like a diner yeah so we would I mean, we went to high school and college. We got big into getting fucked up and then not wanting the night to end and be like, let's go to the diner and get somebody to fucking drive you. Now, the diner in New York I used to like getting a cocktail from. I was like, that's a good time. Because they would fucking – nobody orders them there. You'd get – they'd pour fucking half a bottle of gin in there. Yeah. Get fucked up. I remember one time I was drinking a lot of beers at a diner. I remember at one time – I think it might have been me and you – at Orion on 23rd and 2nd, drinking a bunch of beers. I forget who it was. I remember – I think KCB was there. And at some point, they were just like, we're out of that. Yeah, we switched – I remember that. Yeah, they just started giving us – they were like, you drank us out of whatever the fuck we were drinking. They just started giving you like – Next thing you know, you've got a Hoegaarden in front of you. Yeah, they got a – you're drinking a Christmas ale in fucking August. But those are good. I loved that. Wherever – and this just comes from a dirtbag family – wherever you can get a beer, where you don't expect to have a beer to us is like – we're like the kind of people, you're walking around, and you see someone with a beer. You go, where'd you get that beer? Like, that's like you found – Mm-hmm. Oh, it's not – this doesn't suck anymore. They got beers. Yeah, they got beers. Yeah, yeah, go have a – it's all right. You can have a couple drinks. Mm-hmm. That's like as – that would – that can change the day for us. For sure. A couple beers. Yeah, you go there, they actually have beers now. Like on Wildwoods Boardwalk, they serve – They serve beers. And you can walk around the boardwalk with a beer? Now, I think on the pier you can, on Maury's. I only know Maury's. Maury's and Mariner's Pier. But I believe – I would assume it's both. It's the same fucking company. But that used to be like a no-fly thing. And then they kind of started opening up, and you can – yeah, they put it in a place where you can walk around the rides with a beer. Hmm. Which is – I mean, I would have been a different – we would have been a different family if that was allowed in the 90s. Hmm. My dad could have a couple Michelob. Mm-hmm. Watch the kids on the – you know, it was always like, let's wrap it up so we can go get beers. Mm-hmm. Oh. I'll give you that. All right, let's see here. This is from Douglas McHenry. $10, homie. First time, long time, never have one read. Hey, Dougie. Are you garbage if you nightly put your living room TV on the back deck? Got to watch the baseball game while grilling and ripping heaters. It's a rite of passage for the men in my family, the young men. The young men in my family to be the one to take the television that's in my old bedroom and bring it downstairs and hang it on the sunroom or whatever, the heater room, every May when my mother opens the pool. But then it lives down there. Lives down there. That I like. All summer. That's – yeah. And she uses my cousin Tracy's YouTube account because she don't got YouTube TV so we can watch the games. And it's outside of the main – strength of the Wi-Fi, so it's always a little slow. Oh, tough. Yeah. You should watch the Phils, though. Slow game. Watch the Phils. No, you're watching ice hockey or something. No. Track that puck on a fucking hot spot. Yeah, we never had the – we were never out back enough to have that. You weren't out back. That's the one thing that was weird about your – the back of your yard. It's desolate. It's undeveloped. Yeah, did she ever want to slap a pool in there? No. Slip and slide a fence? We went down the shore. Yeah, you went down the shore. I was always – My aunt Patty's, my mom. I was always bugged out on your back porch at your house. Like, what the fuck is this? You mean always. When I was there. Maybe like once, twice maybe. You're going to insinuate having sex with my mother. I didn't say anything like that. That's what insinuate means. No, I didn't insinuate anything. Uh-huh. I just might have been there when you weren't there and she was home when I was leaving in the morning. After an egg sandwich. Yeah, no, for sure. I never got that. Well, when we were younger, it was like a kid's backyard. Like a swing set and shit like that? We had – like I was young. I had like the Fisher-Price small – not jungle gym. Little house guy, whatever. Like the stove and stuff? Did you have that? No. It was like a four thing. It was like a four thing with like a slide. Like a little kitchenette? No. Stop trying to make me out to be a fucking old man, a lady. What? Let me see if I can find it. Something like this. Not this, but something like this. A little changing room? Something like this. Like a house. Oh, yeah. That thing was sick. Mine wasn't like that, though. It was more of like a jungle gym. It was like red. There was one side that was green, one side that was blue, one side that was whatever. I got you. We had aluminum. This. This is exactly what it was. That little banger right there? Yeah, that guy. When I was a little young kid, we had a trampoline, the dog house. There was a clothesline out there. Right. I got you. It was a vibe. I got you. Okay. But then when we got older, we started drinking. Desolate. Yeah, it was just no – Sure. Nothing worse than an empty backyard like that. You need something. Mm-hmm. With football, something. Yeah, we just never spent time. We were – This summer, we were never – Down the shore. Down the shore. Down the shore. Down the shore. Got to go down the shore. Got a week. That's it. Maybe. Maybe two if it was a good year. Yeah. And a hotel. Harbor House. Shout out to it. Ocean City. Go to Schmitty's Clam Bar. Best clam chowder you ever have. Someone's holding on to those memories. He's trying to have that bowl of clam chowder again, I got to tell you, bud. It's never coming. It's your pop. Mom, anybody, give me a call. Same number. Meet at Slag's. Meet at Slag's. This one I don't even know about. This is from Joey Peeps. $10 dyslexic. Joey Peeps. Never have one read. How yous feel about Lyndon's chocolate chip cookies? What the heck is a Lyndon chocolate chip cookie? Kevin Ryan. Oh, my God. You know who Grandma's is? You know Grandma Cookies? You know Grandma's. Mrs. Fields? Mrs. Fields? Fuck Mrs. Fields. Oh, we didn't. Let me see. These things. No. That says Lyndon's chocolate chip cookies. Yeah, but they're the bigger ones. They're fantastic. These? The white drug? No. You got to get the individual pack, and you'll recognize it. They're always there. It's the same thing with a Grandma Cookie. This. Yeah. I mean, not yet. No, they're little ones. They're the little ones. It's a bigger cookie. It's a regular-sized cookie. There's two of them in a pack. They have butterscotch. It says they got three in a pack. Yeah, large three. Three in a pack. The butterscotch ones. No. Like the gas station cookies. Yeah, the gas station cookies. No, those on the right. Those on the right. Where? These? No, on the right. On the bottom right. That's here? Here. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's them. Okay. Yeah, they're great. He showed you that picture four times. They're great. I mean, it's not butterscotch. Toffee Crunch. Butterscotch. I've been watching the town too much, kid. Fucking butterscotch. Probably wore it to Chinese in 30-odd years. Whose car are we taking? Yeah, the butterscotch ones. I think it's Toffee Crunch. Fantastic. Also, that's a huge one. I never bought these cookies. I never bought cookies out. What about the grandma's? You know the grandma's in the same kind of pack? The Famous Amos? I would never buy cookies out. Ever. Not Famous Amos. They do the double chocolate. Chocolate, chocolate chip. Hey, I got an idea. Ask me again. No, I didn't. I didn't buy cookies out. But. I'm not a cookie guy. Never had a chip-o-boy. That's an indicator of how trash you are. Of how seriously you took the line from the town whose car we taken. I was on Facebook memories the other day. We took it very seriously. My buddy wrote it on my wall of being like, me and you, babe. Like, we're in it together. Like, we thought that was such an identifier for white trash kids. Yeah. To be like, I'm a. To make kids from the suburbs feel like a badass. Yeah. Truly did. Mm-hmm. I got one question for you kids. Whose car are we going to take to Wawa drunk? I had boys like that in high school. What? You're in the military. No. No, I'm not. Don't say that. No, I'm not. I would never do that. All I said in the beginning of this program was that I had a picture on my dependent ID, which was a military ID, where I looked like I could have been a young CIA operative. I was not. But I would not want to be caught in Jordan with that picture. I'd be in the fucking fingernail factory when I was just there to have a nice vacation. That's all I was saying. I looked the part. You try to be. I don't try to be the part. You should refer to it as the fingernail factory. You ever spend a little time there? With your buddies Ghost and Captain Price? Yeah. Who? My buddies Ghost and Captain Price. Those are the Call of Duty campaign guys. I've been to the Cheesecake Factory. But never had cheesecake there. Believe that? Never once. I think we got it. We all ate it. No, we didn't. I didn't go to that. I didn't go to that Cheesecake Factory with you. You did. No, I did not. I don't. No, I did not. I don't remember, nor do I care, but you're taking this. I didn't go to the Cheesecake Factory that time. It was a Chips Ahoy special edition. you guys went there without me i didn't go on that when pause when you guys went when's that i can't remember what it was but i know i didn't go because i remember you guys going to the cheesecake factory without me i said i'm going to stay here i don't know no neil i don't talk about people on their backs i can't say i know the gentleman keep getting that fed to me i know me too it's so good the one i saw they they dubbed it nate o jenkins like his last name was o jenkins i don't know no nate o jenkins um anyway we gotta wrap it up gang what a fun one uh-huh gang we love you to death grab them tickets come see the boys yeah cleveland will be there soon pittsburgh will be there soon denver we'll see you in a month we love you we'll see you next week peace