Sugar, Spice & Everything Nice feat. Vanillamace

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Our neighborhood watched. I think stop. Like, girls who are tired. Hey. Hey, everyone. Oh my God. Hey, sister, we don't have, like, prosthetics on this. Oh my God, hey. No, literally could actually breathe through my mouth and nose. That was actually insane. The mouth breathing. That was camp. No, that. Dude, I've been mouth breathing so badly. I've been mouth breathing so badly. And I don't know what happened. Well, because just in general. Yes, like a couple weeks ago. It started like two weeks ago. I think that comes with age. Are you serious? Yeah. No, in all seriousness, though, yes. It's a deviated septum. Oh, really? Yeah, I think like just kind of the older you get, sometimes people start breathing with their mouth. Okay, well, I keep waking up in the middle of the night and my throat is like obliterated and I'm like, oh, perfect. You tried the sleep strips. Isn't that the one that like, where the strips are? What's the one that like, it's like magnetized, like makes your nose breathe? It's like the same as the strips where it just opens up. I need that. But honestly, you should try mouth tape, actually. That is what stopped my mouth breathing. Really? With a quickness. That scares me. I feel like, I can't fucking let it scare me. The part that was sexy when I was like in my like mouth tape era was every night I do have one cough. Like, I have a Victoria Child cough in the middle of the night. One night my mouth was like shut. I had to cough, so I was like, like, I was like, you just can't. Oh, perfect. Oh, perfect. Oh, I'm hating that. That's so scary. Oh, it wasn't scary. It was just funny as fuck because I woke up and I was like. I think that shit all sucks. No, right. You put lip wax too. No, I did. I did one across and then one on the like, extra sealant. To like, really keep it? One a little higher and then one a little lower. Oh, I was like. I think I can only do that. I can only do that. I can only do like one like this. No, that's literally, that's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're going to do it. Just a case. No. And I'm literally like. You're literally going to be like. Because I'm a little scared. I'm a little scared. Yeah, I need a little bit of something to breathe. Like. Yeah. Well, I feel like when you're. Well, I fall asleep so fucking fast. I love that for you, Leigh. I love that. Like, bad. I'm so jealous. Are you like, can you like fall asleep anywhere? Are you like one of those people? Oh, what? Fall asleep anywhere? Ugh. Any condition. I'm sickening. And also fast as shit. Like, genuinely. So incredible. My favorite thing that I. Well, my favorite thing. I'm like. This is just. I'd be like. But when I'm ready for bed, I'm ready the fuck for bed. And like, I'd be like. Cut. Talk to people quick as shit. Like, when I'm laying in bed with my girlfriend, I'll literally be like. Okay, yeah. Like, she. That's. I don't know. I don't know if anyone relates to that. But that's when like a partner wants to ask. Every fucking. Goddamn. Goddamn question. Oh, you the one. Okay. Are you like that? Girl, I'm diagnosed. I'm a man undiagnosed. We literally be like this. And it's like my YouTube. And like, he's on like. I don't know. You know. I fear. But I'm also. I'm strict as shit when I fall asleep. Like, literally. My girlfriend tries to play her iPhone games. And I'll have my eyes closed. Black out. Shit. Literally turn to my side. And I'm like. I feel your scream. You could feel that it's on. You're like. Turn it. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm like. I literally feel it. Turn it the fuck off. Yeah. That's me as fuck too. That's me as fuck. Disturbances. I need my fan on. I need the fan on. I need the blackout. Yeah. Mask. If I even. I could do the TV on sometimes. But the volume has to be like so low. That I can't even tell what's playing. You're so me. But still have the blackout. I'm like. I'll put the TV on. And then put the mask. I'm like. Girl, what's the fucking point? But it feels like. I'm like. Because I know that it's on. Right. I'm like. Oh, you act. I know that it's on. You're so me. Yeah. I fear like I'm serving. My brain has so many thoughts. That like. I have to trick myself. And like. If I think to myself. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to start freaking the fuck out. Yes. I can't do this shit. I can't do anything. Because then my body's like. They're like. Well, now you're not. Have you ever considered like. What if you were a Mayan 6,000 years ago? I'm literally like. My eyes like open through the sleep mask. I'm like. Wait. What are you talking about? Like. I can't. Do you know. They have the ones built for lashes. Yeah. That's what I have. Me with no lashes right now. But I don't know. It's just kind of comforting. It's like an extra layer. Dude, but your lashes are so long. I didn't notice that you didn't have them in. Yeah. Until you just said that. I haven't been doing. Except I've been doing the lash lift. The Korean lash lift? Yeah. You like it? Yes. I want to get it so bad. You have to. I'll tell you my girl's info. She's incredible. Please. Because I. I've been looking around. But I just. I just. I want to go to somebody trusted. Can you wear mascara? Hell yeah. Yeah. I'm about to do that like after this. I know. I've been seeing the girls. The girls do it. I made Gabby go to a girl who's like sickening. Does the lift lift lift? Oh. Yeah. I need. But I need like a lift like. No. It stays for like six weeks. This is. This is like. This is like six weeks. Yeah. Well, I threw a little mascara on. But I didn't curl them or anything. No. But that's. It's about the curl. But I'm like. Right. And mine are like curls. It's the bitch you love. Normally mine are like. Right. Yeah. Oh. Mine are like. Oh yeah. Mine are like little boy lashes. You would think I have little weights on the end. Yeah. It's fucked up. Yeah. Like it's so stupid. Bitch. That's gaggy. I'm about to set that up like ASAP. Actually. Just like get them tinted too. Brighten your. Yeah. And they tint them too. My girl. It's like the tints included already. So you might as well just fucking. Yeah. She's always like. It just. Just throw it on. Oh. I'm about to like. Oh. Yeah. Is it sensory nightmare though? No. Oh my God. I thought it would be. It stinks a little bit. Like the. Because it's like perming stuff. So it smells a little like funky. But it's like 20 minutes. It doesn't take. But it's not sensory nightmare at all. It just feels like. Like you're getting your lashes done kind of. Okay. Okay. Easy. Yeah. Yeah. I used to be a warrior. But then it was like. When I would get my lash extensions. It was like redonk. Because my lashes were so flat. That it would literally. That they would be like. Yes. And it like makes you look like more tired than anything. Yeah. Like no. I look like sleepy girl. Like they'd be like. Yeah. Eyes open. No. I. They were like too nightmarish for me. I feel like I would just be trying to pick at them all the time. So I can't. Oh. No. The lash lift is great. Because it doesn't feel like anything. Like it just. They just look better. I'm going to need to handle that. Like. Yeah. I'm curious. I know. I've been so lash pilled for like. Did you ever do strip lashes? Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. My whole life. Until I did lash extension. No. Quite literally. I'm like strip lash pilled. Like when anyone sees me without them. I'm like. Who are you talking about? Who are you? You have someone now? Oh. Hell. Yeah. Those are nice though. Those are like. Very like. Well low key. I found a new. A new brand. Okay. Yeah. Which. I'm sorry. Oh. They're from Amazon. Oh. Okay. Right. Right. And listen. I've tried the beauty supply. And I feel like sometimes. They do have the ones that I'm looking for. But genuinely. These ones are like. A decurl. Vibe. Where they're just like. Snatural. You know. Snatural. And those are hard to find. Yeah. Like in person nowadays. Oh. Yeah. Mind you. Bottom lashes. Short as shit. Yeah. Snatural. Snatural. Like no bottom lashes. Yeah. Like it's no tea. No. Exactly. Who needs them? Right. Exactly. Yeah. Whatever. So. Just like wow. Well anyways. Welcome to the stage. Yeah. Our sister is here. Obviously. No. Quite obviously. The queen. No. The queen. The queen of the powerpuff girls. Me. Vanilla. Hey. Like genuinely. It's just been fun. And it's just like the powerpuff girls that I keep pulling down. It's like damn. Yeah. I know. Literally. We were like. Oh. Like Miami. Excuse me. But like. Yeah. Girl. What's been going on? Girl. What's tea? Girl. Oh my God. Okay. So I'm doing my Halloween party next week. It's so fucking interesting. Yeah. And you guys were there last year. Girl. A blade is going to like tear. No. That's like crazy. Like I saw Young Lean there. Wait. Really? Yes. And that's what I mean. I've actually seen a lot of cool people there. I saw King Cruel there. Yes. I saw Sexy Red there. I was at the King Cruel show. Yeah? Yeah. Oh my God. So like do you. feel absolutely gagged as shit fuck and that's the thing too because last year the venue that i did was maybe like 1200 capacity and those tickets sold out quick oh girl but i was like okay you know i want to do a bigger venue but the only date that the palladium had for october was the 19th which is monday yeah so i was like fuck i don't know because the capacity is way more it's like almost 4 000 and i was like shit on a monday it's like a whole week before halloween like me and my team both were kind of like i don't know we'll see how it sells like we'll we'll do it but like we were not like expecting it to sell out as quickly as it did girls sold out in minutes again i was like oh my god like genuinely no i genuinely was like holy fuck so yes i am gagged as fuck and um i'm so excited though i'm it's gonna be so much fucking no oh my gosh girl it was like seriously yeah it's gonna be yeah like cosmo and wanda yes yes i know that was so cute no like georgia's in the dressing room for some reason like i actually was like see how if i talk to you like i just feel like that's not even right you know what i mean and you want to know what to georgia she she got there she threw her corset on and she did what the fuck she had she handled like everyone shut up genuinely shut up handled the fuck out of it that was yeah that was yeah not even real i was like so insane so here are my dollar bills yeah everything in like the absolutely indestructible it's like okay so fucking muggy in here oh yeah yeah yeah no i i was saying i will i've been watching drag race now i just started oh my god yes what season are you watching season 10 okay right now and you know we're having a queen on which is like a very is that monet season who's on season 10 yes yeah yeah okay yes and literally so i'm like speeding through watching but now i'm like girl i need to like do a beat like i need to drag beat like i have to try it i have to wait let me show you something real quick i got in drag well somebody got me in drag okay bleep it out yes i did yes i did yes i did yes no are you fucking crazy no no no stop it stop it stop it i'm like actually freaking the fuck out isn't that crazy shit isn't that nuts how the fuck you look like out of this world i literally was like oh my god i feel like a plastic little freaking doll like it was genuinely the way that look at her she's so cute like oh like stunning stunning the way that the makeup gets done like i literally be watching the tutorials like okay okay okay but like i feel as though i'll be like following like like thing by thing and then i'm like no no no but why do i look like cakey mess like i feel like there's definitely like um a language of skill but also i feel like with drag it's so interesting because person to person like that's why like to me and i grow i don't do drag so i'm like if you drag queen just go ahead and skip like 10 seconds forward like i'm just speaking on your name i don't know nothing about nothing but like in my head i'm like i guess in the same way you do your own makeup putting drag on yourself is one thing but like bitches who can like boom boom boom that's like all the time whole other thing like because that's like how are you doing formation core and that's why i think it's so cool to see like other queens like do makeup for other queens in a different style and just see how like you could literally transform a face like it's in so many different oh yeah real bad real bad i like have chills that like oh that's like oh my god that's like insane no i'm gonna freak the fuck out the experience of a life no literally that's like oh my dream like as mickey would say that's like literally my dream like literally so fun and then when we were done filming they were like oh my god we did this so quick girl you should see when we're here with the men it takes so much longer to do they were like when we have to do we have to drag up the men oh my god we're here for like six hours well well six seven eight like i know i'm gonna have to wake up out literally tomorrow at five a.m to like start the fucking yes yes well and you will i will and you will handle it i'm literally gonna like for the first time in my life like glue my gluey that's the hardest part yeah like it's getting the glue to look like flat tonight after we record this i'm gonna go home and run three miles and then literally like practice till my arms fall off running three is bribing me i know i haven't ran are you i know because i don't run three miles if i tried like genuinely like that you could you could though you could wait no i'm not kidding you started running they would be on your ass like they about to put you in the olympics i'm serious i'm serious every time i see you working out you're like taking it though you always because you've been training too so yeah you always look so fucking strong thank you like straight like no no glaze thank you no no no no no no no i well yeah i've been trying to like the thing is is i have no endurance like i have no sort of stamina or endurance is it really though because i'd be like well the tea is you go slow to get fast okay so it's like even if let's say you the first time you ever run and the most sustainable pace feels like 15 a 15 minute mile which is like to some who's like to someone who's 5 10 you know what i mean or six foot that's literally a brisk walk yeah not even but like to me i'm 5 5 and that feels like a jog yeah you know and then like to someone who's like yeah if you're taller or if you're shorter like everyone's pace are different for like different reasons but then it's like if you have strength behind you you're not going to be able to do it if you're not going to be behind that you you know like your muscles can endure for so long yeah but i'm like i feel like you could like i think you could handle it i would argue genuinely that like i understand why running seems like endurance teased because there's like an element of it but i would on that same like tip i would definitely say that like i think strength is arguably more important than like the idea of endurance because your body will take you there but then also like the endurance in question is so mental yeah yeah like so mental yeah like yeah and i feel like that's kind of like the thing about it that makes it so rewarding is like the mental eye like overcoming that like i hate to admit it i hate to admit it because when you get done you're like fuck yeah but then before and during you're like oh wow no yeah okay no i i would try because lawrence my best friend lawrence runs a fucking shit time but lawrence is like please he's like what are you gonna come on a run with me i'm like you're six foot two and your legs are six feet of that they're gonna do the thing where they run like a seven minute and you're like oh yeah even six no he yeah literally cake lawrence literally dms lawrence when he posted his like you know his strava yeah and i was like not a six minute mile he ran us he runs a six he literally i think he maybe might have replied to my story and was like you're like slay queen or some shit but i replied to his and i was like not from the six minute mile king and he's like you'll get there one day oh girl lauren but the thing that kills me about him is that he don't even try like he'll go um chips ahoy cookies the red ones and then he'll go for a run like it was nothing i'm like and i will say that in the sense that like runner's stomach is actually some of the realest shit i've ever seen in my life really like to be hungry oh no no well i'll be hungry before and after but like no it's more that i can tell you exactly what the fuck i ate because like the feeling of diarrhea is like in i'm so i've never experienced anything like it like mile three i'm like kegeling bad bad really okay wait bad bad like and i will say are like now that we've been running a lot like not to be whatever this is like the truth genuinely since we started running a lot i'm like i've been more like groggy shitting down but that's my fear though is that you're running and then you're like just running outside somewhere and then what if you just gotta fucking do like then what that's why i hit a place that you know and you know where yeah and you'll get used to it you know your tea you can kegel yeah okay hey guys you'd like to take a break to thank a sponsor of today's episode zenny you know i'm a gift-giving friend okay whenever i'm out and i see something that reminds me of a friend or a family member i do have to get it but it's been a while since i got something for myself so i treated myself to the non-prescription sunglasses from zenny and guys come on now this shape right here is always gonna take it the big lenses and i love that the lenses are a little darker but the sides are a little lighter than the lenses themselves they're really gorgeous and i love them and because they're 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I'd be drinking that like chemical shit, like literally in a Lonnie New that will help my body like, oh, now, now. So that like by the time it's like running time, the tank is fucking empty. Yeah. Okay. Genuinely. Yeah. I would like it to be pure. Like, do you do like those little gels? Yeah. Do you have to make the gels and shit? I just found a new gel. New gel. I was eating the birth. I was doing the birthday cake ones. Birthday cake gel. Maybe they be caramel macchiato. I'm like, okay. So, okay. In my mind, I would imagine them to be like fruity flavors. Well, they do. The ones I fuck with is the fruity. They have like a blackberry one. That's pretty good. I, the, the ones that Nike sent us? No. Cause those shits had me like baby girl. Like, like the Tina that like, I did try that one. I was like, oh, there's a little too like, like this beta. It was like, yeah, I'm trying the brand Martin, Martine or something. I don't know. Martina, Martina. Everyone's about to be mad. Like I just, I know I'm pissing everyone off by saying that, but I was like watching people's Tik Toks and stuff. About like which one's the most reliable. This one has no flavor. Like it kind of just tastes like water. Allegedly. Oh, allegedly. I thought you tried. Well, no, I'm saying I'm going to, girl. I ordered it. Oh, it's M a U R T G N. When you eat that gel text me. The website's giving literally like Rick Owens. She hasn't even tried it. I'm going to start crying. Okay. Like it looks like it's Rick Owens house. Maybe. I don't know. It's like no flavor. You open his fridge. That's what Rick got on his fridge. Well, everyone says the, the texture is so smooth that it gives like, does it come out like that? Like a blog? It's giving like you choke for about five seconds, but they were saying this texture is pretty smooth. So you're not like, like, you know how the ones like sticky, like your mouth is like, you have to drink so much water to wash it down in them. Like what's the car carbs, sugar and carbs. Like it's literally like this. It's like a hundred grams of carbs. Oh yeah. Let me see them. Yeah. It's T cause then you do get a little faster. Okay. Yeah. 25 grams of sugar, 25 grams of carbs, grams of carbs. Okay. Yeah. It's like literally just glucose, fructose, like corn syrup. What if you're a diabetic runner? That's a good question. I feel like this though, if you are again, I'm not a scientist, but you're burning, you're burning it. So it's not like you're just like putting hella glucose into your, I mean, no reason again, there's a science for people who are like diabetic. It's not, but I feel like if you're actually burning this much, you know, it's okay to just yeah. Cause you're, you're just essentially replenishing what you're losing. Yeah. You're supposed to like eat one every 40 minutes. So for the, the Nike run, what is it? A marathon half, okay. Half marathon. So how many gels would you usually have for that? Maybe like four or four or four. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Maybe like three or four. And how long does it take? Like five. If it gets bad for some two for me, three. Okay. Probably I'm looking at three last year, three 30. So we shaved off a little time. Okay. There we go. There we go. No. Like every time we talk about it, we're like, yeah. And then, yeah. But maybe we could, I feel like we could go on a run and you could feel the tea. You would like it down. Once it literally, once it cools down, I'm like, I'm ready. Maybe we'll, we'll run it. But I feel like as long as you have a good bra. Cause for me, do you get over stimulated? Yeah. That's like the main, that is like, I have shorts in my closet and there'll be two of the same shorts, but like one thing is different. One pair. I'm like, I can't run in these. I absolutely can't run in these. I feel like as long as I'm strapped down, like Dan, you're wearing a binder. Yeah. Then you're good. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. You got it. Cause I hate the feeling of like the whole, Oh, bro, that shit. Oh, I hate that. - Galloping on a horse. - Yes. No, literally. - Girl bad. - Oh, I hate that. - Girl bad. - You just go strapping. - No, just thinking about running. Girl, I ran when we were in Spain, I ran in this, I ran cause all I brought for some reason, no sports bras. Because do you see how my body was trying to tell me, you know what I mean? Like. - You didn't bring a sports bra? - Well, I thought I did, but then I made some last minute adjustments. And when I got there, I only had the fucking skims ass, like Nike skim baby girl. When I tell you, I was running, my tits were like, boom, boom. I was like, oh shit. Like, oh, no worries love. Like just nipples out, nipples out at the hotel gym. Just fucking looking at my ass. - Girl, I was not, I didn't make it to the gym one. - Which honestly, period. - It's not vacay, it's like. - Because. - Well, was it vacay? - Well, it was vacay. - It was like a brand trip. - It was like, it was vacay in the sense that like, we absolutely ran our bodies so ragged, that it's just like, that's why my nose is stuffy, like actually. So it's just like, girl, whatever. - No, 'cause we were, just doing, like just doing shit. You don't drink, right though? - We were there for like a couple days, right? - Yeah. - I truly wanna say that like. - We were there for five. - That time shift though, like. - Had me fucked up. - I can't, what's the time change? I can't do like a crazy, I've never done more than like a three hour time change. I'm like, that shit, like if it's the whole next day, I'd be like, oh fuck. - Girl, it was nine. And honestly, girl, well honestly, what's worse about it though, I feel like is like, and I don't know why, but I feel like every time I go to Japan, I've never been like that jet lagged. - Really? - And Japan's like 12 hours, I think, or it's like, they really be, you know, the girls be tomorrow, it's tomorrow, I'm like perfect. - Yeah. - But like, when I go to Japan, it's fine, but like when we were in Spain, like every day, I woke up and I fought. And I'm being so fucking serious. By the time we got on the plane back, bitch, I was literally like. - Oh my God. - Well, the jet lag's terrible because it's like the most prime time of the day. Coming back from Spain is like pretty amazing because you wake up at like 5:00 AM. So you're like, fuck all you bitches, you raggedy hoes still in bed. - Like the early bird. - Yeah, like I'm already here at the airport. - No, the early bird with the worm, like bye. - Exactly. And then you, I don't know, you're ready to take a nap by like three, but that's like normal. - Well, yeah. - That's why I would do that. - You can get away with that. - That's not acceptable. Like no one would be like you fucking chungus bitch. - No, simply, simply, simply, simply, simply. - But there, literally at once it's it's like 12 to 4 you're fighting for your fucking life yeah because it's like 2 a.m in LA yeah no it was it was it was very serious bro like crazy uh wait I have to ask you about something why oh my god I just be seeing clips it's like it's like yes we're friends but also I feel like I get so many life life updates from the people who clip you up on the yeah yeah well simply right okay how bad did it gag you when your cat accidentally turned on your stream I just have been needing to know about that and I was gonna FaceTime you like did that like scare the living shit out when I tell you my heart dropped to my ass when I saw like when I looked and saw because okay so let me explain so for anyone who doesn't know my cat turned my stream on like a week ago right yeah but the only reason that happened was because I had my computer on I turned the camera on I opened the OBS so I already had everything already open so this wouldn't know what was going on but I had my computer on I turned the camera on I opened the OBS so I already had everything already open so this wouldn't know what was going on but I had my computer on I turned the camera on I opened the OBS so this wouldn't know what was going on but I usually don't even don't have all this shit open for no reason I was decorating my room with Halloween shit I wanted to see how it was gonna look so I was like looking back in the the camera but me so had he's like notorious for this shit he turns my voice changer on a lot I have I well actually to switch the um thing that I had but I had this little like a mixer thing that had buttons on it and he would step on it and one of them is like a literal voice changer so he's he'll he don't give a fuck he'll step on keyboards buttons he doesn't care so he was walking across the desk like right as I started to decorate shit and I don't know I was probably standing there for like two minutes just fucking farting around I wasn't doing it like I literally was just kind of like looking at the wall and I was like holding shit up to the wall and then I turn back around and I see my chat like moving and I'm like what the fuck I was like but it was an emote only for some reason so they could only send like like emotes and emojis and shit so I was like hello like I was so fucking confused I was like what the fuck and then I went up to the computer and I was like maybe I don't know what to do I don't know what to do I don't know what to do I don't know what to do I don't know what to do I don't know what to do because sometimes if I um if I get off my stream and I you could send your viewers to another stream it's called a raid if I do that sometimes my obs will fuck up and it'll be that streamer's chat and I'll be like why the fuck is my chat moving and I'm not even live and I'll be like oh it's connected to theirs for some minute I gotta like restart it so that's what I thought was happening at first and then I was like oh my god baby no these are my I was like these are my people what the fuck is going on I was like hello and then I turned it off emo only and they were like hey girl I was like this motherfucker I'll die I was like and everyone was like oh my god thank god you weren't naked or anything I'm like but I wouldn't have been because I opened it to do that so thank god but yeah no that's just like like his stupid ass I but it was pretty fucking funny and he was still sitting on the fucking on the desk when I was like okay so you're like you're canceled I was like yeah I was like you're canceled you're the culprit I was like because I first I was just confused on how the so I'm actually fucking weak as shit dude it was so fucking silly no I was literally like because my dumb ass would be naked like oh yeah if not like I would genuinely be wearing some shit that is like should be illegal like literally some tattered shit like bullshit like final girl in a horror movie ass like shirt ripped open yeah yeah no quite literally and I'm to the floor like me mosh or like fuck girl we fucking went to halloween horror nights can I just like give you flowers really quickly I'm supposed to go tomorrow but I'm supposed to go tomorrow for a stream okay well and the next thing that I was gonna say and I want the next thing that I was gonna say flowers flowers flowers number one number two because what you do is a craft and there's a a real there's a real stepping over of an anxiety that maybe you like don't even have that like to the normal people is genuinely like crazy right we were at halloween horror nights with a fucking camera because we did a youtube video bitch we were getting heckled the house down because the girls thought we were streamers by the scare actors or by just oh just by people but are you streaming like are you streaming and this one girl literally goes we see you we see okay not to de-influence not to de-influence no I was but also I know it's gonna be hectic because people are gonna come up and want to say hi and like 20 million pictures and that's what kind of makes me anxious because I'm already anxious about going there to begin with because I just don't really like the big crowds and the in the parks and all that shit is not I will say though the way universal hosts you yeah are they like I have a we're gonna have a host baby they're finna be I was gonna bad literally wait after we film we literally have to show you our video with Tanner you're gonna like fucking die oh my god okay do you like scary yeah no I do oh wait no no I've gone before like oh wait but I've never gone like with a guide and like a camera and everything so I'm like no they're about to be me and Julian so I mean dude Julian was like oh my god what if we wear wigs no one's gonna recognize us so he has like a black kind of eight no he kind of ate that little one too maybe it ain't gonna matter but it doesn't mean like because I watched it again yesterday and I was like I want to like go again like it was that shit was so yeah I'm so excited I know no you're gonna have the best time have you been to the one um there's a fortnight area yeah maybe the fortnight area where there's scares or emotes emo shut up me saying with like a french accent like emotes no they're like their scares are literally them being like like I'm being I was in that bitch shut up wait I'm so fucking excited okay and the food is like fucking crazy really the food they have a chef shout out chef john they have a chef who literally they have a production house that makes their food in-house yeah the sinners burnt ends motherfucker and the uh the walking taco frito pie talking taco with the aussie bar about to send you a list they're in there they're in there like shuffling it like grinding their own spices oh and the um bread pudding in the oh my god oh wait if you like bread pudding you have a bread pudding no he they yeah they're serious yeah you have to like handle that like bitch you ate I'm like yeah oh I'm so excited oh yeah but I was giving like like the Ellen producer that would not stop screaming like I was like yeah it was really bad yeah that's well I was like oh I want I do want to go again because it was actually really fucking fun yeah I'm excited it should be a fun time so that's going to be a we'll see I know and I told them I was like maybe I don't know how long I'm gonna last but if you look scary like you're gonna be good yeah and they like take such good like literally they hosted us like insane okay and we're like taking us through the back like no they had you all through two houses in like 30 minutes yeah and they like yeah it was like the line like it's okay no it's they're everything you're like excuse me like a whole like you don't gotta wait in the line they just bring you up there okay to the front and also too when like we had to like you know cut through some of the crowd and stuff yeah they had they like helped and they tell you where to go because it's like universal so fucking big in terms of like it's so spread out yeah it's huge I had no idea it was so big yeah you guys do any like the normal rides too while you were there no but you get sick surprisingly no oh work well I don't really like well like the mummy I'm like oh that's a little bit of a like I don't know that one's like a real fucking coaster but like I like the Jurassic oh okay wait have you seen the new fast and furious coaster oh that one that's literally off the side of a hill mind you I was like what I get sick from the ones that are the screens exactly so which is oh half the damn shit at universal okay me too that's the ones I can't do where you're sitting like like in a spot and they have the big fucking like the damn sims literally I'm like closing my eyes the whole time yeah those ones yeah I know that's that's what I'm like and you're like I see like girl the teacup girl I know what they be having the girls like no cameras on the ride I'm like oh y'all about it like inside out like clip your shit bad I know they're like you want to come like ride the coaster and I was like but no shot day though you need to see the purge water show oh you have baby they have the purge that shit's queer it's by um art the clowns bar oh my god this is like a whole fucking thing no it's like no they were doing all this the purge water well we just happened to see it at the end because tanner was like girl like we need it baby they turn up oh I need to go there it's broadway for real no it literally is a show is it outside weeks yeah it's like a huge like thing it's so cool no no it's like dead do they do it like multiple times a night yeah I think so oh and they have like jet skis and stunts and shit it's great and there's like pyrometrics like literally blowing shit up I fucking love that oh that's so fun no it's gag oh my god yay it's very like millennial optimism core like yeah it's like at the end there well actually let me not spoil it reminds me like the indiana jones shit that like did it like did it oh my god yeah it's like a lot younger no it's actually so dead serious and it's a key okay it's like super big so you can like sit in the back and like okay wait now I'm actually really excited no it's honest you're about to have a time and that's what I'm saying because we only did two houses because we were kind of a little on a time crunch but I'm like I wish I like stayed and like did more because it was so fun yeah I'm so excited you're gonna see the clips you're gonna see me like you had fun like that's crazy you're like I know yeah I was like deeply traumatized but like just because I know I need did you do the sinners one you did the sinners house I'm like gotta do the sinners oh and the aussie house mama don't let them not let you do the aussie house but I at the ozzy house which you will see in the video i got so scared i accidentally like sat on the cemetery prop um real for that and like only by god's grace i didn't like break through it and like stop the attraction because they were in my fucking nacho they were in y'all trying to tickle my pickle like yeah can they touch you and shit okay no but that's what's real close about it yeah is that it's kind of like yeah yeah because would you ever do um an escape room i've done i've done they're so fun the scary one but did you do the one where they can drag and taste you and be careful because no i was listening like be careful because no i'm about to send you a text no i heard you're down to do that girl see that i'm like no i'll be making y'all do some fucking bullshit i'll have my friends tased in body bags okay see that's that's true can you say it out loud noelle you dad wrong you know i've done hey guys we're wanting to get quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode no cd if you think you might have ocd but haven't done anything 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fucking pussy because no you're not you do everything but like but i do like pussies are strong no pussies like built this like pussies build everything i'm like pussy built this but the problem is and i felt this way and like report back after you do the sinner's house but i just feel like do you cover your ears when you're scared if it depends on what it is if it's like this if it's like so fucking loud in there and it's like like not when i'm like scared but if it's just like too loud where my ears start hurting i'm like oh yeah no i'm gonna i'm gonna have to i'm like i'm a cover your ass bitch like i'm a cover here and close my mouth really y'all can't put me in the house because i'm literally about to be like no simply like i'm gonna have julian in the front i would just get behind like this the whole damn time oh i literally like cover my ears and i just like the sinner's house i was like oh so my bitch ass would it like i don't even know why i would even try and serve final girl tease oh never a day in my life because when i tell you bitch when i'm scared i'm literally not even a fighting back i'm alerting motherfucking everyone where i am because bitch i be screaming like no bad bad bad and then also like you're like oh yeah oh bad bad but like i was thinking about it in the sinner's house like the vampires would have not only had my ass but honestly ate my ass too because they would have been like this bitch so loud like she go like she's got like yeah like she's like no sinners is not baby ain't no but it's like sensory like you feel like it's coming from the back that's where i'm gonna be like and it's pitch fucking black like yeah they were like they were like you can't bring a luch understandable you can't they were like you can't bring a light because it's like a distraction because it's probably like light it's like bright as fuck in there y'all had a light we did okay i think it's probably because we're live streaming too so we all like like essentially it would be like connected to the camera and on like the whole freaking time okay true because yeah we edited our video down so yeah so i was like okay are y'all hitting like the night vision or what's the tea girl i guess i don't know yeah for sure well you should just be like hey my friend no shame just be like my friends liked it like my friends were here and the light was big as shit that's why we were getting tomatoes thrown at us oh bad oh because that's why they were like you guys streaming like well all the 13 year old boys who were like do you were taking photos of us oh no girl and i'm literally like this it's so bad yeah the little boys taking photos of like tanner and i when we went through the first house and they were literally like this kid kept being like and i was just like okay so when you google reverse image no like let me see for you the embarrassment of your group chat babe i'm gonna let you know now that i actually only have a podcast like this but it kills me too that they'll like the like the younger ones especially will come up to you and ask for a damn fucking they got anything about who you are but just because i see the camera and then i'm like and but then they'll figure it out later no i'm like i kind of live you never know you never know who will be that you never know that was sure that was sure yeah picture share when you were 12 like yeah guys can i talk about something though this is so random but speaking of being on camera did you guys watch the willy wonka show on netflix willy wonka show yes wait no the it's not good but like the one where everyone's crying and they're like you put oh it's literally a game show where they built willy wonka's mf chocolate factory sister oh and they're like i will say like as a show i'm only bringing it up because i'm like that's like my dream and i just want to say that out loud it's three but i'm also saying maybe i didn't watch enough because i don't want to say too much but i watched the first episode and it's like scripted the house like yeah and like it's not even it's i don't know how many people win but they come in twos but like even here like her for example she's like oh i veruca salts like my girl or whatever and she's like young girl with like old dad like they're trying to serve you like some sort of shit like i don't fucking know okay but like the actual idea i feel like it was less like scripted tease like that is such a good idea and i want to go there and thing like but it was like a thing like in the first episode not to spoil spoiler alert like first 20 minutes i guess like i don't know but um they walk into the room like in the movie where it like gets smaller and smaller to like go into the chocolate factory and there's like a gumball machine and it's like it would be like us sitting by the gumball machine and there were purple and gold gumballs and so like when you turn it if you get golds they would be like if you're brave like eat the gold but like the purple you'll be like chilling but like gold is like if you're like brave or whatever if your pussy built this like eat the gold but i'm like okay so then the girls would eat the gold and this huge like plume of smoke would come down and then like when the smoke lifts like the person who ate the gold would be gone gone but i'm like but see how that would have been sickening if that was because everybody's reaction to me was just giving like either y'all like i don't know what exactly happened but like you had to walk out the door like somebody knew that they were gonna be like okay now you leave wow but if they ripped you out like everyone's silent i guess like nobody screamed and i was just thinking about it like girl if i was in there and like smoke came down and you were like gone i would be like bitch i'd be like wait and everybody would be like oh my what bro like all the boys like bro where are you bro bro i'm like girl like whatever girl oh my god i did see the one where they that's like big brother tease though well yeah but see how big brother's sickening because they like really bout that though like they'd be like go lick it for real oh i did see this clip but i'm licking the walls i did they were in there licking the wall yeah see that the smoke that shit oh yeah yeah but i just feel like it's such a good idea yeah they said everyone just kept crying which i don't understand because like personally like i would have a ball but i feel like that's what i'm saying like they were they must have hired sound off below if you were on netflix's willy wonka like golden ticket or whatever but right i'm like either y'all are actors or like this is just like a very everyone said they were actors actors everyone was saying that it's giving like they must have hired actors because of how it looks like but then one of the guys has a tiktok it was one of the guys in the gumball machine i there was like i guess there was a scene that i saw on tiktok where there was like a guy who's inside like a gumball machine and he was like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh he was like give me out give me out like i'm scared it was obviously like but the guy stitched it and he or he commented and he was like if you went what we went through you would have fucking cried too oh he was oh he was like like and he was like i was in the fucking warming the dog yeah like he was he was like dead serious like he was like if you went through what we went through you would have cried too oh my god like don't are you serious dead fucking serious i just and i was just like wow like what the fuck well because like chocolate like the gumball was like maybe y'all are in the soundstage like it was literally like a gopro video of them that was like there was a color filter they'd be like bro like help me please but then the actual gumballs in real life were like this big and you're like okay well you're not in the gumball baby like come on i wonder if it's because it was so much money i would have cried yeah i'd be crying too three million three million three million i'm stuck in the damn gumball like no i'm like get me out yeah we're winning get me out three million dollars would actually have me playing my fuck like me thinking about it as a camera i'm like turning to the monopoly man like i'm literally like three million bitch i'm turning into waka literally be like here's the three me too is i'll be watching like like those type of shows or like you'll see like a like one of them like mr beast fucking videos where there'll be like whatever and it's like a bunch of people that never met each other a day in their fucking life and then one of them is like that they like feel bad eliminating each other or whatever and they just met each other like 10 minutes ago and shit i'm like okay come on y'all gotta be serious right now i don't know about all that i'm like i'm like i'm so sorry but i'm like i'm sorry yeah i'm gonna have to send you back i'm gonna have to send you packing i feel like squid games you watched it right i did okay that's like different though because you're like dude that's like over the course of like a couple weeks i'm sure but i'm like some of these are like literally you just met this bitch 10 minutes ago and now you're like scripted though not the no it doesn't like it genuinely feels like 352 or however many people it is yeah i feel like that one's pretty legit yeah and that's why i'm like so why would you just selected they're probably like oh they have a tiktok like let me put yeah yeah yeah whatever but that's why i'm like why didn't y'all just do it like that yeah i don't know more authentic yeah no i was definitely like oh this shit kind of the savageness of squid games is that the runner-up gets not us no like literally i'd be like i've been here all this fucking time like that at that point i would be like and especially if i was cool with the runner-up and i won i'm gonna have to break some bread with you wait right i'm gonna have to break some bread with you right i'm gonna have to break you know what i mean okay that's how i feel too like genuinely i feel like especially if i made alliances with like yeah you know like yeah if you're letting me go and i'm like i mean like genuinely because it's so much money like yeah millions that's like i don't know four million fucking dollars five six mil yeah yeah are you fucking i'd literally be like girl you get 200k untaxed yeah you get fucking 300 untaxed like i would be handing yeah i'd be splitting a million bitch that's 10 yeah no i don't even know what that like looks like actually no i feel like i would it depends if i like really like was beefing with the runner-up and they were like a dickhead i'd be like oops sorry but it was like someone you kind of like bonded with along the way and it's like come on i can break you some bread oh not only will i bitch i'll give you one million because genuinely i'm like you like i don't know what the tax breakdown is so like whatever would make sense yeah after taxes probably at least four million i don't know what the tax breakdown is 40 yeah yeah okay and that's unfortunately bitch that's still a million somewhere that is i'd be like okay fine like 100k or something like that or like you know like maura higgins like birkin or something yeah but i'm like i would be like because you were here as long as me yeah and you didn't get jack diddly nothing yeah bitch and that's crazy yeah that is crazy but like see i just think like i'm like bitch i'd honestly put all that money into like an sp 500 like less than a million and i'd be like oh my god i don't know what the tax breakdown is that move in the market and just look at her later like that's gaggy i'm buying everything i'm a blow through that i'm not even gonna hold you i'm a blow through that no i'm gonna like handle my parents and like my friends and my family and then i'm a blow through yeah no i'm definitely handling no for sure i'd have like a like lifted g-wagon for sure there would be like signs that i won like it would for sure be like the lifted g-wagon that i need like a step stool to get it wouldn't be the lip would that be your sign that you're like rich as shit what would be the sign a g-wagon because g-wagon i would only get a g-wagon for the tax write-off bitch and what and if i'm being honest i counted about it two days ago i'm being honest i literally asked her about it for four years for four years hundred thousand the weight of the car are you guys being fucking serious i genuinely just asked my accountant about it two days ago because i was like you know what i'm just i'm just asking yeah i was like how does that work it doesn't even mean it doesn't even need to be paid off i'll raise you this in cal the car two hundred thousand fucking you get it you get the amount of money that you spent on it in a fucking tax break are you being serious that's dude you're saying if you're using it it's like i think it's i think she was explaining it's whatever percentage of it that you use for the business you can write off so a hundred percent so if you're using that as your business car a hundred percent baby that's the write-off yeah but and that one's like that's why a lot of people have g wagons there's only like six cars that qualify for that there's like the gls mercedes fucking tank i think it's like 6 000 pounds yeah heavy and an f 350 some shit yeah that's like a another really popular one that people buy for business cars like the f 350 truck the big gls fucking miss mama mama like what yeah okay like a big boy yeah that's what i'm saying like mama that's like oh nigga like you owe the irs some shit like you already own them like that's literally i'm like yeah and i think it's like for four years you can like use it yeah as the write-off but if you know you buy a car you also get to apply that but the difference is since that one's your business card or car when you write off the car that you buy like if you bought a car this year yeah you get a say that's a full write-off but when you sell it it's income uh see that's how they're right right right but that's not like that with the g wagon that's like oh and everything's clicking i'm like of course that's why everyone had a g wagon from when i was like 13 to 18 yeah girl because these bitches didn't save shit from for fucking taxes girl taxis and came around they're like oh they're like that's nice they're like i don't girl because what do you do give me the g 200 no get me on the phone with mercedes yeah oh that's like i'm gonna talk to joey just found out no literally like crazy i know but i'm like the way these taxes are fucking i'm just like i'm looking for any damn excuse to get i'm like what what can i write off come on anything at this damn point and let me shut the fuck no literally i'm like because they're listening oh babe because i'm like um i'm gonna just go ahead and get throw everything in the wall yeah i'm like i got it i got a new accounting app and i literally they'd be like so this chip write it you're like put it come on well because i was writing an email while i was because i was not only was i writing an email i was on the phone with my team honestly while i was eating that chipotle bowl so it's a business lunch every single thing i've eaten for the like past six months of training is getting written down oh yeah all shade apps all shade all shade more importantly i raised to you these motherfuckers like genuinely like the one percent paid zero zero oh that's what actually like drives me up a fucking wall no because of their losses allegedly but like they're winning so goddamn big so it's like what did you lose where's the loss is the loss in the room with us is a lot like help me find the loss no the loss is like in a room with like a hat and sunglasses on it's like okay so once i get my g-wagon that's how that's how y'all know i was like moving fucking different yeah like that's how you know that i'd just be moving like that in like a house like if i was like i closed on a house like a house in this economy in los angeles specifically a house in los angeles in this economy i was talking that's how you know i'm doing great today like some homies talking about they don't live in um la and i was like yeah like i was asking about their rent for a one bedroom fourteen hundred dollars oh easily oh my god yeah in arizona a hundred dollars i would things i would do for that oh they like and i'm y'all know i'm in my zillow journey since you know it's been whatever also i stopped having spiders by the way so just everyone like i don't know but like didn't know simply like yay but also like still want to move for other reasons they want me to stick my tongue out and like lay it on a cutting board and like take it my voice if i want a place that has like the floors are also separating though and like the door doesn't lock yeah yeah it's actually like they're like that'll be 12 000 a month like and i'm like what they're like okay 12 oh no yeah like it's gagging me so bad that i'm like it's like a joke it's genuinely a joke i'm like how the fuck like is this allowed how is this allowed the fucking 300 apartment that i saw i mean 300 300 square foot apartment that i saw for 2500 for a closet 300 square feet oh you can't even you can't even pull the like you're paying for the city like i'm gonna walk outside and have to get in my car so oh fuck no i would genuinely i would genuinely just look at the city like i'm gonna walk outside and have to get in my car so i would genuinely just look at the city like i'm gonna walk outside and have to get in my car live in my car well at that fucking point simply yeah yeah like genuinely 2500 i was like you guys like i'm about to say some like myspace 2016 shit like i'm about to start cyber bullying these places because there's genuinely no reason there's no way there's no fuck that they can't keep getting away with this no like i'll literally no like i'm about to old yeller their shit like it's actually so fucked up like no girl because i'm just like oh hell no it's it's it's yeah and there's like vermin still so it's just yeah literally i'm like and then there's rats and roaches oh and when the rat like fills out my application for me i'm like can you just tell them that i want like a corner unit like i'm sorry i'm like and i do the rat over the roach because i'm like i'll take the rat over the roach because a roach is like nigga oh fuck no i'm not doing that like i'll literally clock your shit so oh no i'm my roach with that oh no at my old place i literally used to genuinely i was in psychosis like no the roach is like i'm not doing psychosis yes actually that was like the most deeply traumatizing experience like not the german cockroaches but the big ass water bugs that like will actually the waiter but yeah because genuinely like the german cockroaches that's a whole like their other trauma yeah because they like get into your food they're like everywhere yeah but the water bugs are just like gaggy because they're so big and disgusting that you're just like okay okay no worries love what if i killed myself right i won't i'm like wait don't let them wait no all right well they didn't now i'm like literally like 15 floors up bitch like you can't read you can't even if you wanted to bitch yeah i'm trying to get i'm trying to get at least like four up type shit no shit yeah just a little yeah a little four or five concrete box like i just i mean because bugs are just like natural did you know that the bugs are just everywhere and they run this fucking city so yeah right i don't get my um oh no if i did that would be the end i spiders sometimes on the balcony i get spiders well that's like at least they're out yeah i'm like okay that's but inside no thank fucking god they literally like buzz cutted my tree in the front because i was freaking out really i mean you got to if you have like the trees yeah that's gonna do it it was i was um i was just talking about this on stream the other day my first apartment ever in boston was like a literal hellhole like it was like a basement apartment it looks like fucking shit had like the like office tile ceilings like you know like kind of like styrofoam looking the ceilings so like the ceilings were like so low because it was a basement my room didn't have windows like just absolute nightmare and there was like fucking rats bugs the whole but i i was in there like this is nice this is my first apartment i was just like excited as fuck to be like at my parents house i was like i can work with this no when you're young no no i can work with this flying fuck dude the way that i was thinking about this because i was like just thinking about how when i would go to like want to go to coachella when i was in high school and i the fantasy of like wanting to camp for three days i would literally like watch people's vlogs and be like oh my god like this girl camp like that i was like dude when i wanted to move to la i genuinely was like i'll sleep on someone's floor like yeah for surely like but like like straight the fuck no and coachella i was like i to just even go i would camp three days fucking showers with people straight what a time what and now that i'm like a fucking crowed literally i'm like now that we're like old and fucking like dude my like back started turning no like feeling chungus as fuck bro and i'm like i'm sorry like i i did all this shit i got it out of my system you know like when i was younger and i was just doing a bunch of bullshit and i and i like i look back at those times and i'm like that was fun but not anymore right not today i need i need the hotel check-in i'm like get me like girl i need the ac i'm like bad the a.c. hundred thread count sheets i'm like okay and like the g-wagon lifted right honestly i feel like personally it's like the living alone fantasy is not like your priorities shift so sickening because even during spider gate i just kept thinking to myself like girl if i ever saw a spider i'd be like guys like like i was like the roommate that didn't do spiders you know what i mean and then there's like the anointed roommate who does do spiders and now that it's me i was like so you go to sleep or i go to sleep like i don't really know like you gotta do it yeah i might i might have to yeah have to yeah just say right it's not but genuinely i feel like it's one of those things where like it's your peace of mind though above all else every time i see like a dust bunny on the floor to this day i'm like what the fuck is like it is like oh my god my bad oh my god my god no my bad oh no to this day even though i live in like concrete like genuine like the concrete jungle yeah i still am too scared to use the bathroom in the middle of the night well simply like i just like your old place like in the bugs i'll just hold it i'll literally be like well sorry well what could be lurking in the night oh you never know you don't ever know and that that's what happened at my first apartment my roommate she was peeing in the middle of the night i show you not we had at this point in time we had a we had well i had chai and then they had two other cats so it's three cats and they were all like kind of baby they were all like pretty small still and so she went to pee in the middle of the night and like just had the light off in the bathroom and she said that she like felt something walk across her feet and she went to go pet it thinking it was the cat she turned the light on little mouse this little mouse ran across her foot i would take a mouse though i'll take a mouse over around like every time i see that would like genuinely like scare the shit out no the feeling of like reaching down and then you're still reaching and you're still reaching no she was like oh like and then she like not a cat like simply just not a fucking cat yeah i don't know i'm like talking shit now like oh i'd take a mouse but like i remember in theater like in high school there was like a field mouse that like somehow got into our like costume room yeah and i remember i was like pulling for like we had like the adams family because i had to like pull all these costumes and i was like having like a freshman go in there and like you're like i was like girl like that was no right oh my god i'm like in the bald cap for uncle fester no like no hurry and hurry oh no and it was like what yeah they're just like cute though like mice yeah but not rats no a rat is a little like that's big like a like a wild rat yeah but like a domesticated domesticated rats kind of that's different can you domesticate them like cats people have rats yeah i mean like can you take like a wild one and like i feel like me when i foster like i feel like me when i foster like but i think also don't they carry disease oh sorry oh simply i'm not trying to speak on anyone who has rats yeah oh well like wild yeah i'm like it's like any wild animal they all like yeah they all could get but that's what i'm saying like i feel like some of them have the immune system built to like eat the play like have the play you know yes like the bubonic one yeah no the bubonic no there's like bubonic bitches like seriously so that's why i'm just like but like what was that one that was going around on the cruise ship yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know ships oh the pooping one oh the Havana the Hanta no that's yeah i'm like no that's the song by the Havana virus what is that from though rat shit ratchet yeah yeah yeah but then i know you you were thinking of the poop cruise oh i was thinking about the carnival cruise yeah yeah i just can't i don't know if i can do cruise because they still use that ship they still use the fucking ship i've heard that it's still you can smell a little it's still would you go a cruise a cruise is i'm not even kidding my worst nightmare i'm not even kidding a cruise no real bad middle of the ocean with a bunch of people i don't know in this damn tiny little swaying fucking room like if i want to just have a moment to myself i got to go in the room and it's tiny as fuck and i'm like swaying i'm like oh fuck no and even though you get to dock and like go places a cruise is my literal worst nightmare yeah i wouldn't as far as like a little bit of an agoraphobia yeah girl i feel like if i had like one of the like viking like cunty ones i would like maybe consider but i feel like my problem is the fact that i don't like how much does it sway like i feel like it's so big that it's just like you can't really tell like yeah that's what they say i feel like i would get sick i just have a feeling oh i mean if i got like even a slight rocking and then it's like well fuck i'm already on it so and then i'm like i don't like to see people get sick too so i'm like if someone else is getting sick then i'm like no i'm on land yeah no simply i'd rather just be like on the beach on land no it's the control in me i'm like i just that is actually like you're taking every single ounce of control i have out of that situation so it's just like yeah oh i'm sorry yeah but they will leave the coasters on there and shit they do i would never a coaster and the slides and the slide like hangs off the edge into the wall i'm like oh fuck no it like goes over the railing it's like clear you can see i'm girl like oh don't don't don't yeah like just don't like just don't why are we even doing that people want it though like i don't know what that is but like cruise people sound off below because i know like people are really enthusiastic about cruises for some reason not a lot i think it's because people love it's um all inclusive yeah like the price like you can pay like literally six hundred dollars to go on vacation for a week and i guess you could go like new places yeah and also like if you like do something like i'm just speaking out of my ass i had a phase where i was like trying to figure out on cruises yeah because i i love the fantasy of like a cruise like i like what that provides you know but i just you know i play if it's a really good one yeah yeah i feel like it could be fun for people that like would yeah you just you just got to be like okay with fucking being there for the whole time yeah like i'd have to do adults only like very at the bare minimum at the bare minimum it's got to be adults only of course no it has to be yeah but i feel like um yeah they're like you could get you know go to mykonos for like six hundred dollars that's true and you just pay whatever state you're in and you're like oh my god i'm going to go to you need to fly out of that has you know the coast yeah so like la or long beach i know shout out long beach or florida or whatever you know right you need to fly and then you could take your whole family on vacation for like fifteen hundred dollars or something damn yeah like you know that's a deal that's okay that's like you know i feel like it's pretty that's like affordable for like a family oh absolutely like if you're a family of four and it's like you now you don't have to pay for food you don't have to pay for yeah all included you just go to the little things you know oh my god i can't even imagine i know me every other episode like i just can't even imagine i'm a family like that's crazy but yeah like period please don't even get me started i'm like please i couldn't even imagine i keep having dreams that i have like kids and i'm like what the fuck is going on like it's scary no i should probably though maybe i don't know i know i'm like what the fuck no it should be scaring me girl that's i'm like no yeah oh my god other mother literally yeah literally other mother like coralline tees fuck i heard that movie sucked but whatever we don't talk about that coralline other mother other mother other mommy i heard other other mommy sorry yeah because like copyright no no bad i heard it yeah i heard it was so bad but i went when people say a movie so bad i'm like well now i have to see it because it's like it's so bad but i heard it's boring really yeah that's what i heard a lot of people's complaints were that was that the trailer looked so good yeah but that the movie itself was boring which i feel like is kind of the worst like it's like the worst kind of sucking yeah exactly it doesn't even like sometimes it sucks like because it's just so stupid and then it's stupid yeah but stupid bad still entertaining but the girls were saying it was boring boring did you see stuff no okay but i wonder why that is maybe they put like all the all the good shit in the trailer i hate when they fucking do that that's kind of what they were saying is they were like the trailer was really good but the movie was bad but i don't know i haven't seen it so i don't want to say too much on it but i've been seeing a lot of reviews about that i was like damn that sucks oh damn it ain't right just it ain't right it's not it's not right well you're like oh well that literally felt like 10 minutes you actually kind of scared me just now a little bit oh i know that's crazy i'm sorry no it's okay how decadent i'm now their mommy okay just just wrap it up do you have anything you want to tell the girls neighborhood watch oh yeah neighborhood be forgetting every time oh well we didn't have to jump to neighborhood watch yeah yeah but what's going on like what you got going on um what do i got going on um girl honestly besides this halloween party i'm like the rest of the year i'm like and christmas like literally i'm like that's all yeah i'm like the year's over i would like for to yeah put my christmas tree up and like yeah i'm so excited oh i will that's me me i'm literally the 31st i'm putting my fucking christmas tree yeah bitch yeah but that's really it yeah so i'm just excited to just chill no same i love the end of the year oh my god yeah the chilling's about to be extra serious we'll let you know about that later yeah we got some day we got some things we're thinking about um what's yours my neighborhood watch yeah oh i'm watching this show called from okay love and it's on oh move that shit out watch it it's really fucking good move that shit out of the fucking way um i texted south when i was really drunk in spain and she's been telling me to like watch this show um sterling point but i but i was so drunk i couldn't remember what it's called so i like girl on the plate i watched baby spain will be dealt with like actually everyone will pay oh yeah i was literally drinking like the cali mochos like the wine and coke which i didn't know was a thing and i that's the best fucking drink ever created by mankind wine and coke so why has nobody heard about that good right i swear lady gaga said it was her favorite drink that sounds good as fuck i don't even drink and that's no oh dude yeah it is literally so fucking good because i feel like for me wine is like bitter wine white wine or red wine yeah that makes more sense so i'm just like with a red wine it just literally makes it smooth instead of that bitter aftertaste like the coke just kind of eats it up oh i kind of love oh my god it's really so i am not a big wine girl i usually if anything i do a white wine because or an orange wine because it's like crispy yeah um but oh i was drinking the cali mochos like and with coke zero like it's my full-time job oh my god it was so fucking good it was so fucking good um but with that being said i had like five and i texted and i was like girl i watched felicity point like that's just good and i was like sorry i can't remember what it's called like wait what's it called what's it actually called sterling point that shit i feel like my friend was telling me oh my god guys you have to watch it and also i just love when there's a walla walla like when there's a lesbian moment happening in the show it's so uncover the secret it's also it's like such cozy tv to watch yeah like i just feel like a good coming of age show is so nice and it's so like the writing is so fucking good like i just feel like they did a good job portraying gen z on tv and not a corny way yeah and i feel like even like the things that like they like the experiences they have and stuff like i just feel like they did a good job portraying gen z on tv and like i just remember i was like oh my god i remember feeling that way oh okay i love shows like yeah like oh i've had that happen to me and like they're like like literally she went like in the show and i was like that's like the only way you could describe that experience it's really it's hard okay i want to watch and the cast is like insane it's literally so good dude i believe all my coonsiest friends have been talking about it oh my gosh i just love it and i just feel like yeah the everyone acts like the acting's so good i was like oh that's just them yeah i need to watch a good show like i couldn't even tell you last time i watched a fucking show oh my god please watch this this is good for fall okay this is like a good cozy like i'm gonna watch it on the plane that's it's a summer moment yeah i downloaded the episode yeah i have to um because i'd be on my he he shit though like my neighborhood watch which has been like six times and like just let me fucking know seriously um bitch abbott's back and they and they still in that studio just ripping shit down gotta watch more of that too oh because she be like coochie coochie coo like i literally be like laughing me out my drawers no real bad um shout out the comedy girls but yeah so it's just like girl if you ever need somebody to play like some sub teacher on some bullshit like i'll literally make a real overnight like i'll just like do different like things overnight um but yeah season six i think episode is out so go handle that if you would like you would like my god what the fuck i'm like it can be anything though i'm trying to think i'm like i haven't watched like a good show in a while what was the last movie i saw anything like food or like a saying like it could be anything okay it's giving like anything oh my god you know what okay what dessert that i've been really into lately pavlova do you know what a pavlova is i haven't had do you know what that is i have just been so okay so well i'm thinking about it again because i went somewhere and i ordered what i thought was the pavlova but it was panna cotta right so to my surprise when a gelatinous little fucking like literal look like a freaking like chicken cutlet yeah i was like what the fuck is even that so but now ever since that i've been like thinking more even more about my pavlova is there like a place where you get it or like what was the journey or did you make it yeah no my friend made it one time and it was like fucking incredible and then i got it at um there's this hotel that i like in pasadena that has a restaurant in the hotel and they have like a fucking bomb pavlova and i vlogged it too and dylan and christina tried it for the first time and they were like this is insane like it's so good it's literally just like sugar and egg white fucking up i was just like but do you like macaroons like great british takeoff oh okay see so good i feel like if you like about this i'm like pavlova but is she is pavlova's or not sweet, soft or it's soft. crunchy no it's it's like the outside's crunchy the inside's a little soft but it's like kind of mostly crunchy it's giving macaroon yeah yeah it's like that same kind of texture but it's so fucking good with the fruits on top i'm like yeah the fruit is what it's speaking to me and it's so good yeah i just remember one time i thought pavlova was a berry chantilly cake and i got click baited so no so then i like think i have like just kind of like you know click bait right no and that's real that's kind of how i feel about the freaking panna cotta now because i'm like that's not what i was expecting you're like that's just girl the panna cotta yeah yeah just that's fucked up well well powerpuff girls no like shout out um and what do they do i'm like what do they even like do they have like a thing they just like fight people and they um so it's me see yeah they fight people their voices are so high pitched i watched it in my adulthood and i was like wait a minute no i was like yeah literally like sugar sugar sugar like girl but thank you to the powerpuff girls and just like period guys okay they're how like honestly real um okay well obviously what like yeah do you want to plug anything anything you need to tell the girls about um yeah just follow me vanilla mace thank you um i i i've been kind of cutting back a little bit more on like well i'm still doing my vlogs and stuff but i'm like twitch i've been having so much fucking fun with twitch lately i've been doing my damn gta role play so wait i'm on like a twitch freaking like run right now so yeah if you watch twitch come on down and my youtube too vanilla mace thank you thanks for coming through i know the girl's been busy like bad yeah it's like damn it's fucked thank god for sitting down and chatting and just chatting i know i needed this no we did need like a sweet little kiki well well we'll see you guys like we love you if you don't mind if y'all don't mind happy halloween again again see you next week tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college that's why she shops at bj's wholesale club saving up to 25 off grocery store prices beef jerky microwave meals laundry pods even they can't screw up have you met my kids and with bj's gas she gets there for less they call me the road warrior this is your home road warrior mom home of the save join for just twenty dollars at bjs.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time 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