The transcription is a promotional compilation for various iHeart podcasts, beginning with the Jonas Brothers introducing their own show, "Hey Jonas," where they flip the script by interviewing others instead of being interviewed. This is followed by ads for "Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends," which features comedic guests like Bob Odenkirk and Bruce McCullough attempting to revive the fame of viral figures such as the kazoo kid. Next, "Sports Slice" with Tim Bo promises to deliver behind-the-scenes sports stories and direct athlete insights, while "Superhuman" presents a dystopian Olympic scenario where performance-enhancing drugs are not only allowed but celebrated. The transcript then shifts to a "Would You Rather?" segment from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, where participants playfully debate absurd choices, including driverless cars versus robot chefs, animal sounds, and nudity in public settings. The banter includes humorous anecdotes, such as a story about a past relationship involving cat-like behavior. The segment concludes with a teaser for Steve Harvey's appearance. Overall, the text serves as a cross-promotional showcase for multiple iHeart podcasts, blending celebrity endorsements, comedy, sports, and speculative fiction to attract diverse listeners.
This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick and guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast. Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen, we don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. On humor me with Robert Smigel and friends, me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to David Tell to David Letterman, help make you funnier. On this episode, my guest, Bob Odin Kirk and Kids in the Halls Bruce McCullough, try and help the kazoo kid and Tazon Day be famous again. You know, people love alternate universe shows, right? Those are very big right now. Absolutely. But if there is an alternate universe show, where you guys are incredibly popular? Well, and they could travel up the land doing meat and greets and solving crimes. No, like I. They're constantly needed at malls. Either for signings or because that's where murder took place. Humor me with Robert Smigel and friends from I Heart Media and Big Money Players. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed the game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. And nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports slice comes in. I'm Tim Bo and every episode we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headlines. And we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves. They're locker room stories, they're reactions in the moment and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports slice on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow Tim Bo's Sliced Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days I put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Time now for a round of "Would You Rather?" "Would You Rather?" Sardines and crackers. Or tuna catharol. Silence. What's on the silence about? Tuna casserole, Sardines and crackers. Is it that hard? Sardines and crackers. Tuna casserole, I can't. Why is it so hard? Come on, say. You wanted to turn the cow and go ahead and Sardines and crackers. Yeah, okay. All right. Some hot sauce. I didn't do anything. Okay. All right. "Would You Rather Have a Driverless Car?" Ooh, we see them all the time now. Or have a robot to cook your food. Ooh. No, give it to me. The driver's car already been in hell. Give it to me. Yeah. I know what I'm getting. All right. I don't--how does a robot know about seasoning? I can't trust it. Okay. (laughs) Oh, ever he's programmed. Or she's programmed. No. I'm gonna just get a white robot and these they go big. (laughs) At least one. No, I just decided not to say whatever. The fact he said a white robot. Yeah, he said a white robot. I would get a white robot. He said that's enough right there. Okay, moving on. All right. Would you rather meow like a cat went aroused or growl like a lion? Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. You're the lion. Yeah. I love animal sounds. I don't care. Without their vote, so. Meow. You done the cat you meow before Steve? Oh, that little crazy chick I dated. I was about 20. 20 years old. You was talking about her early. You were going to tell me. You wanted to grow up and tell me boy you just go away from me. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah. So you meow or she meow? She meow. You meow or she meow. She had me in a corner. I was meow like a lion. Like a lion. (laughs) (laughs) I don't know. She's like those things to me. I didn't know what I was like to call. I wasn't that roar like a lion while I was working. But what I got through, I was in that corner sucking my film. Just kidding. Meow. Give us a meow, Steve. I don't know. I don't care if my heart did a sure thing. Meow. Meow. Yeah. The fact you were doing it. I think I'm a poor animal. (laughs) Did you just burp? I was over there. I was in the corner. She tossed me a ball of yarn and I held onto it. No. I'm there just struggling. I knew what she was doing to him in that corner. I tied myself up with the yarn. Man, love crazy. That's all I can say. All right. Would you rather swim in a hotel pool naked or use a hotel gym naked? Wow. Now I'm getting a poo naked. What I'm not going to do is be on these machines. (laughs) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Thanks guys. That's today's round of "Would You Rather?" Coming up, it is our last break of the day. We'll close out the show with the man, the myth, the legend himself, and he purrs. The one and only Steve Harvey. You're right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called "Hey Jonas." We invented a podcast. First people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked. Tired and sick. Listen to "Hey Jonas," on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. On this episode, my guest, Bob Odin Kirk and Kids in the Hall's Bruce McCullough try and help the kazoo kid and Tazon Day be famous again. So, what if there is an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular? No, like I. For signings or because that's where a murder took place. Humor me with Robert Smigel and friends from iHeart Media at Big Money Players. Listen to Humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. That's where Sports Lice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headlines. Their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Lice on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow TimboSlicelife12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal, but encouraged. Either way, the podcast's superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games, and with the athletes for a full year. Listen to Superhuman on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Key Points:
The Jonas Brothers announce their new podcast, "Hey Jonas," where they interview guests because they are tired of being asked questions.
Promotional segments for other iHeart podcasts include "Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends," featuring comedians helping former viral stars regain fame.
"Sports Slice" with Tim Bo offers in-depth sports analysis and exclusive athlete interviews.
"Superhuman" explores a fictional Olympics where doping is legal and encouraged, documenting athletes' experiences.
A "Would You Rather?" game segment involves humorous dilemmas, such as using a hotel gym naked or meowing like a cat versus growling like a lion.
The Steve Harvey Morning Show includes a round of "Would You Rather?" with playful banter and a tease for Steve Harvey's upcoming appearance.
Summary:
The transcription is a promotional compilation for various iHeart podcasts, beginning with the Jonas Brothers introducing their own show, "Hey Jonas," where they flip the script by interviewing others instead of being interviewed. This is followed by ads for "Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends," which features comedic guests like Bob Odenkirk and Bruce McCullough attempting to revive the fame of viral figures such as the kazoo kid. Next, "Sports Slice" with Tim Bo promises to deliver behind-the-scenes sports stories and direct athlete insights, while "Superhuman" presents a dystopian Olympic scenario where performance-enhancing drugs are not only allowed but celebrated.
" segment from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, where participants playfully debate absurd choices, including driverless cars versus robot chefs, animal sounds, and nudity in public settings. The banter includes humorous anecdotes, such as a story about a past relationship involving cat-like behavior. The segment concludes with a teaser for Steve Harvey's appearance.
Overall, the text serves as a cross-promotional showcase for multiple iHeart podcasts, blending celebrity endorsements, comedy, sports, and speculative fiction to attract diverse listeners.
FAQs
The Jonas Brothers' podcast is called 'Hey Jonas.'
You can listen to 'Hey Jonas' on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
It's a comedy podcast where Robert Smigel and guests like Jim Gaffigan and Bruce McCullough try to help people become famous again.
It's a sports podcast hosted by Timbo that breaks down big moments in sports and features interviews with athletes.
It documents an Olympics where doping is legal and encouraged, exploring human potential.
A round of 'Would You Rather?' is played with various humorous scenarios.
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