Steven Cheah Makes BOLD NFL Predictions In 5th Annual Data Day!: Wed Sep 9, 2026
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The transcript blends segments from a party game review and a sports-themed discussion, centering on "Bar's Left to Dark," a social deduction game where players assume secret roles to expose villains. The host highlights the game's unpredictable, chaotic nature and its appeal at parties or family gatherings. A key segment features Bubba Chandler, a former college football recruit, sharing anecdotes about his athletic past, including a memorable recruiting story involving a cowbell and a shift in commitment. The conversation also includes humorous moments, such as a cicada incident in the home, a baseball game analysis, and a discussion about game mechanics and player performance. Interwoven are promotional elements for brands like SteleBlue Coffee, which supports animal rescues, and Pardon My Cheese Steak, which delivers game-day food. The tone remains light-hearted and engaging, combining game strategy with real-life humor and personal stories, showcasing the blend of entertainment, sports, and consumer culture in the content. Despite minor disagreements over game execution and planning, the overall sentiment is positive, celebrating both the fun of the game and the camaraderie of the participants. The narrative ends with a nod to the evolving success of the show and a call to action for audience engagement.
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We also remember, last year he got it all right. He got the Jaguar bet from last year. Oh my God. So there's always something that come up. But that backfire too, because he looks sexy. He did, but I mean, we'll always get something out of you. You're right. You are right. We're being pooped. We're being party poopers. I think you guys are, I'll say it, you guys are a little, like you're a little too addicted to Greg. And I like it. I know. That's the fact that Greg even might follow his own team. You know, he's now titanic from us? I think it just adds two day-to-day. I agree. Yeah. I'm a dead-to-day guy. Nick and Titus are both like, we don't care. We've lost Titus. Why? Yeah, this is, it's like, yeah, the college football championships the same night as the Superbowl. I'm sorry. I'm watching the Superbowl. I'm sorry. My mind's on the Superbowl. We will have Greg Edith Burrito. I can't. Yeah. Is he prepared? Yeah. I think so. Steven, are you prepared? I'm prepared. Fuck yes. When did you finalize the data? Last night. Shout out to Quiggs. Put it together pretty quick. Now, do you put the data together? No, he doesn't even need that part. Does the data just like present itself through you? You know what I'm saying? Is this your doing or is this just like, you sit there in a dark room and you let the data come to your brain and then you just transcribe it onto the sheet? Okay. So we had it. All right. Okay. Well, I understand your question because you're working down. So thank you for that, Mark. We had a new tool this year, shout out to goat chase, who makes the gauntlet tracker. So he created something that is similar to that where you can input all the stuff into and do like score by score game by game types. Wow. Pretty cool. Wait a second. So you didn't use the same Excel sheet? You always use? I different. I mean, it's still exports as an Excel sheet. Okay. So you, so you, you formed out that today? I'm just worried that you're doing. You're doing. You're doing. You're doing this. You can't make a mistake then. If in this scenario. Correct? I don't know. This is risky. I run a good thing. So I feel like part of the. Does she have anything to do with this? Yeah. I feel like that a day is like now, just it's someone else's. Yeah. It was always you inputting shit into an Excel sheet and calling it data. That's what made it data. Right. But now he's got another guy. He's got a Jack. Someone's doing your homework. Got a ghost day. I still put everything in. Brandon, this is it. Yeah, I have scores for every game. But it's not an Excel sheet where you then have to go read and go figure out, okay, I want to put this here. It's all just going to be spit out in this format by this guy. However you want to enter. Here's Packers Christmas Day. All right. Take a look. See. Okay. Okay. Well, very low score. Yeah. It's cold. It's cold. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you guys too. I feel like you're being hard on him. He was really busy last night. Yeah. He had a cicada in his house. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't see this. I missed this as well. Yeah. Yeah. There's a cicada. Absolutely. I could be replaced with a soundboard at this point. The cicada, like, it was dead. Dude, when a cicada is on the ground, it's like already dead. Yeah, did it go silent once it was in your house? Seems like a pretty easy bug. It did, which was a surprise. Because it was probably about to die. Dude, I saw this thing fly up in the air, jumped over my dog. There's many tweets about this. Wait, what happened? It was about here in the whole series. It jumped, it then fluttered, flew over. My dog was right about here. She's right there and now we're here. Right, right here. This whole thing is right over here. I flew over here or saw a fly up somewhere over here. I lost sight of it. Your dog's scared of shit. And now I don't know where it is. This is also, like, this would be great to imagine. Like, we're not talking about a cicada. It's just a man hallucinating. It might be. Yeah. I just was like 15 minutes trying to listen. I don't hear anything. So it seems fine. I don't know what to do. Yeah, this man is on some fucking really good angel dust. What's there's diagrams and everything. It was a whole. How's the dog doing? Did you see the sucker was hiding in that bag? It was on the bag. Scroll down. There are those steps right there, Steven. Yeah, two steps. Do you trip on them? Your dog ever move? No. Yeah. Okay. That was a screenshot. It didn't move in the video. I don't know. She was probably freaked out. She's on a higher alert. We had a giant cicada in the house. Did you get it? My wife killed it this morning. Found it on the grocery bag. Wow. Should we talk stuffed? No. Yeah, what's. Yeah. Fake dog. This guy's dog. She's got some of the greatest heads. Stop moving. I mean, it's not even moving at all. What is going on with your dog? Stop dog. Go back. Because we were, I was going to take her out to a pee. And then I was like, I got a fitness video. But she's not moving even a little. Not her tail. Well, it's like bedtime. She's like, we're talking to her. We're talking to her. Accidermy. Yeah. Shetty. Frozen like a statue. Yeah. And then that was a screenshot. Yeah. Look at the screenshot. The video. It's a Nina screenshot. So our stairs are right next to her right shoulder pretty large. So she's like, are we going out? Or what do we do? She ain't moving at all. She nailed to the ground. It's probably because Steven has a club in his hand. That's what I was saying. What a dog. That's my main bitch. Okay. Oh. All right. Hey, before we do that a day, we do have a very special guest. Bubba Chandler's here. We're going to do the gauntlet from the Pittsburgh pilot pirates. Jake Mangum is also here. Absolutely. Through a jam last night against the White Sox this guy. Me and Bubba. Yeah, me and Brandon went. Everybody talks about how it's a dump down there. I love it. I love it. Yeah. I love it. I love it. Right time. Yeah. Right time. Why is the stadium stadium? Oh, I actually have a question for you, Bubba. Great to be on you. Happy here. Jake sit down. Jake's obviously recurring guest to the yak. So last night, you're pitching. The pirates are up seven. Nothing in like the second. Does that make it harder or easier for you? Where you're like, I don't want a fucking blood. Like, we have to win this game now. Or you like, I have so much room that I can, you know, I can fuck around a little bit. Yeah. I said it in the post game. Here, put it close closer. Yeah. I said it in the post game conference yesterday. It's like. It makes it better if you do give up runs when your offense does that type of stuff. Yeah. The only thing that sucks about it is just you're in the dugout for so long. Can you get cold? Yeah.
They scored five in the first inning, weren't they? Yeah. Yeah. I threw in the bullpen and then didn't throw again for, like, 35 minutes. Oh, yeah, that does. That kind of sucks. Yeah. How'd you play last night? Two for five. Nice. Double. Nice. I knew the man. His chat was still very happy about the name drop last time. I just had to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tom, the folks that I had. I will. I will. Yeah, two for five. The boys had a good night. Love it. Because I would imagine if you score like a nine runs in a game and you don't get a hit, that sucks. Oh, every position player in the game of baseball experienced those type nights. Yeah. Like a 20 hit night that the team has and you're like, oh for five. Yeah, Gonzalez was like, oh for three was the last one to get a hit. But he did get a hit. Yeah, he went back side, third kind of to third base. And he's a former white sock. We got him from the white socks of the deadline too. So, um, all right. So, how, how do you think you're going to do in the gauntlet? He told me it was going to do very well. I think, I think I should do fine. I mean, I'm kind of worried about the basketball a little bit. Yeah, you weren't a basketball player. No, I was, but. Well, then you should be good. Yeah, everything. I was, uh, I was a center in basketball. I didn't shoot a whole lot. How tall were you in high school? Oh, you went to the widest high school. Same size. So you were the tallest kid. But I could jump high and I was physical down low. Yeah, I also broke my arm, my freshman year. So I couldn't shoot. But the excuses flow. Yeah, okay. This is good. And it's still seven, eight years later. It's, you know, it's still lingers. Yeah. I mean, you made it to the MLB. Yeah. Yeah. You're fine. Your arm's fine. Yeah, it's, yeah. Well, that's broke my career. By the way, they just like broke it freshman year. That was seven years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Freshman of high school seven years ago. It would be. Think about it. Yes. Being 23. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's the image league baseball is pretty six. Sick for Bubba Chandler. But imagine if you was, how tall are you? Six two. Say six, two and a half. Six, two and a half white center in the NBA. You would have been on the rock. That would have been sick. A legend. Hey. Should have played in 1935. Yeah. And born. That's what white socks Dave could do with your son. Oh my god. You were a quarterback too. Yeah. A star. Star. Yeah. Star. That's really cool. Thanks man. I appreciate it. Yeah. I love his recruiting picture. I think it's all time. All time. I had to. Did you ever seen it? No. No, I had a long blonde bleach blonde down to my shoulder's mullet. Oh god. Pull it up. Yes. When you committed to Clemson or what? I would say look up. Bubba Chandler Clemson football roster pick. Something like that. And you committed to Georgia first and then flipped? Yeah. For bass. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. That's something. I want you to bring it back. Bring it back. You look like. Yeah. What do you look like? I don't know. Maybe. Where did you get that done? Do you have to go to Athens? Um. Or do you just go? No. No. One of my best friends. His mother. Jennifer Dempsey. Yeah. Maybe as a sister Claire Dempsey. Both. Awesome people. The Dempsey. Yeah. The Dempsey. Gavin Adcock's sister. No shit. All world. Okay. That's crazy. Yeah. When did you become Bubba? When I was born. Kind of thing. You know? But it wasn't your like a sister. No, no. Real name is Roy. You're right. My sister's called me Bubba. Roy Chandler. Roy Chandler. Roy Chandler. Roy Chandler. That's also a badass name. That's a great like 1920. Roy Rubin. Roy Rubin. Roy Chandler. Roy Rubin. Yeah. Dude, you have a name from like 100 years ago. That's awesome. Yeah. Roy Chandler. Pitch 650 innings. Yes. The 1918 season. And before going off the World War One. Yeah, yeah. I'm dying of a fix you. Brandon and I were talking yesterday. Bubba Chandler is almost the perfect name for any job. Beside, you don't want your doctor. You don't want a doctor. No. No. Well, like your insurance agent, if he's Bubba Chandler, you feel like you're in good hands. Southern lawyer. This is Bubba Chandler. Like your girlfriend. Yeah, Kate's kind of Bubba. Yeah. You're a driver. Maybe not teacher. I don't know. I can teach you. I can teach you. Science teacher. History's fine. English teacher. Probably not Bubba Chandler. No. Bubba's can't do English. The Flirty Jim teacher. I felt a math boss. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Yeah. There's never been a Bubba who's done math. You were. It's a good quote. It's true. Yeah. How many Royes have done math? It's embarrassing. No Roy's. But I think the second you successfully do an equation. You're Roy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, math is dumb. Yeah. It's a good point. It's a good point. It's a good point. That's a good Bubba quote. Yeah. Every Bubba has said math. Wait, wait. For real? You think so? Yeah. Math dumb? Yeah. I mean, I don't know how many times I've used an equation to do anything. Yeah. I was trying to strike out freaking Kyle Teele last night. You don't get it. Yeah. Oh, I'm not doing that. Kyle Teele hit a bomb off of me. He hit a bomb. Because I was thinking about math. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Homer. Whatever. So every time you do give up a Homer, are you thinking about math? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to lay next time. I'm going to have to have to have something to think about. What equation? Thinking about math. There goes Bubba thinking about math again. We think about math, Bubba. West Johnson. He was a University of Georgia head baseball coach. Yeah. He was Paul's pitching coach, LSU. And I think Paul said he would like make guys do math equations on the mound or something like that. Or like two plus two is four. Because they're not thinking about the pitch. Yeah. They're mind off what they're doing. Yeah. I have to ask Paul. But he said something about that. And I remember thinking to myself, like, I love West Johnson. So I trained with an off season. It's like, that's for me would be the worst thing ever. Do you ever zone out while you're pitching? Oh, yeah. I zoned out a little bit last night. And there was a guy sitting right behind the White Sox dug out. That was just letting me hear it about Clemson football. And I'm just like, man, play there. I was going there. Right. He was talking about just talking a bunch of crap. I was like, you didn't even go there. I was like, man. Yeah. And he's like, you were terrible when you were there. They suck now. And it's like, well, didn't go there. Yeah. They're not bad now. They were. No, they are bad. They're pretty bad though. They're bad. They were bad. The other night. The early signs are bad. Bubba. And Bubba Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy Rubin. Roy Rubin. I think the fourth. The fourth on a second, Roy. Playing LSU night game. No, Roy. They didn't. They had like one yard of rushing. Come on, Roy. Yeah. But again, they're bad. The offensive line. I mean, we don't. We scheduled LSU the first game of the year. I actually think this guy was totally right to give you shit. Because you're defending a bunch of way too hard. I think. This guy was right. We should have played a lesser team. Yeah. Because our offensive line needs some. Should have played like Western Michigan. Western Michigan, yeah. Yeah. Good program. But. And I think if we played LSU this week or maybe the third week, it would look a little bit. You know, we probably get beat. No, you get beat. But it would have looked a little better. We may have covered. What. Did you have to tell Dabo that you were going to play baseball and like, you're decommitting? Yeah. So I was on campus going through, you know, classes, workouts, all that stuff. Are you already there? Yeah. So I enrolled June something. Oh, so this guy was right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was right. And so the drafts look July 11th, July 12th. And so he's talking to me the whole time in there. Like, hey, kind of what are you hearing? You know, I'm telling him to be straight up. And I kind of told him, like, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I had a, you know, a number in mind, you know, money-wise, of, you know, what I wanted. And if that didn't get met, then I was going to stay. And I wanted to stay. I mean, Clemson, I don't know if you've ever been there. Yeah, it's nice. It's like any college town. Like, it's sweet. The day of the draft came. I didn't go in the first round, which I thought I was going to. And so that's when I was like, all right. Well, I guess I'm going to college. And then the Pirates call my agent, my agent called me. And he's like, hey, this is, they want to take you in the third round. And so I kind of sat on that all night, stayed home, didn't drive back up to Clemson, and then woke up the next morning, kind of decided, like, hey, this is what I want to do. I called Coach Sweeney and let him know, like, hey, I'm, I'm leaving. And that was, that was the toughest. So, no, I mean, Coach Sweeney's the man. Yeah. He's the, he's the bet. We've one of the best dudes that ever met my life. So the money that the Pirates were offering was more than the money Clemson was illegal out illegally offering to you? Hey, and I was a thing in 2021. Also, like Clemson might be the only school you can't really say that. Like, dabbo doesn't pay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I L days he doesn't put that in. Yeah. Let's come on. Let's be all be honest together. Okay. I mean, Mr. Sterry. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'll go get Dak Prescott. Yeah. You actually told us about that. What's that golf course? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dak Prescott was a three star tight end prospect. That's the golf course. Yep. Yeah. What golf course? The one where they all paid Dak. That's not true. You literally told me this story. I have never told you. You're like, exactly. Yeah, but I've never heard anything about them paying. They haven't. But he was a three star out of Houghton, Louisiana. We were brilliant to go find him. Mm-hmm. That's good recruiting. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Good program. I actually wasn't part of that. What? Recruiting Dak Prescott. Yeah. What do you think we thought you were? Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean? Why are you coming to me? I didn't do it. It was a three star. Yeah, it was a three star. He might have been a two star, Jay. Maybe. Nobody knows.
in a cowbell the day before he committed to Auburn. - He was the Bubba Chandler of Mississippi State. - That's right, Cam Hutton. (laughing) - I didn't know that. - It was a picture I'm wearing in a cowbell. The next day he's like all Auburn. - I managed to manage. - That's, yeah. - Maybe not the next day, but he was ringing the cowbell. - It was close. - I assume you know the gauntlet, you know everything, right? - For the most part, yeah. - You know that like if you do well, you have to go in and talk to Paul because he has one of the worst times for being such a good athlete and superstar, like he has a dog shit talk. - Scenes was terrible. - Terrible. - Good athlete, huh? - Oh, what a pretty good athlete. - Yeah, he's a great athlete. - Great hitter. - I thought that was, but by the way, I thought it was wrong when they posted the picture of him walking on the beach sheet. You don't want your picture being jacked. - Yeah, I mean. - Right? - Baseball, we have a lot of different bodies and different shapes and stuff. - I don't know, they were all just Chapman videos. Like fucking awesome. - Yeah, they're all just Chapman. - Those are the closer. - Yeah. - That's true, yeah. - You want your pictures being flexible? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Paul grinds, I'll give him that. - Paul's that hardest work and do on this. - Well, you don't have to lie to us, Jake. - I ain't lying, that dude gets after it. He's early at the field. I don't think he skipped an off day this year type deal. Like he gets after it. - I think it was also the lack of 10 that probably did him in. - Yeah. - Maybe he should. - Also the thing was AI. - Yeah. - Good call. - Yeah. - Yeah, I agree with that. - It was the reverse Clay Matthews, which I still don't understand what's called. - Oh, I don't understand that promo. - I don't get it. - What is that? - Again, also I found out yesterday that AI is going to kill all of us. - Yeah, that one guy stepped down. He was like, that's like humanity's the best for all of us. - Yeah. - Bummer. - Well, someone put it perfectly. They're like, we got to make the AI that kills us before China does, because we don't want to die. - That would be worse. - Chinese AI? - Yeah, that would be really bad. - Like we can't AI that would kill us. - I'd rather than die. - One of the Americans. - Yeah, I want to be American. - I want to be proud. - We would do it right. - Yeah. - We did this to ourselves and stuff. - Not someone else did it to us. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay, Bubba, are you ready? - I'm ready. - So you know the trivia? - No, no. I mean, I've seen it, but let me-- - No, you've seen the trivia. You've seen how it works. You've got to get 10, right? - Yeah. - I think Paul had trouble with the trivia. - What are these the categories? - No, this is just a random one. - Okay. - But you'd be able to get somebody's Pokemon. - This is similar to what you would. Is that a good Pokemon or bad? - I have no idea. I know nothing about Pokemon. - What's the Pokemon question? - Are you a Pokemon guy? - Yeah. - Which became friends on Pokemon Go. - Oh, three legendary birds. - Oh, dude. - It's Pikachu's bird. - You think Pikachu's a fucking bird? (laughing) - He's got like, nothing. - You just took so much of that stuff. (laughing) - Bubba. - I have no idea. - I got to get into my son's Pokemon. I got to get into it. - Yeah, you do. - Did you see the Mike Tomlin that he keeps? - His Minecraft server? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Mike Tomlin. - So Mike Tomlin, he's had one for 12 years. His own server. - His sons loved Minecraft when there were kids. He got into it to bond with them. - They grew out of it. - He never did. - That's crazy. - That's sick. - Yeah. - So he still plays on his own. - Guy, but the server's man are like insane. - Yeah. - I'd loved it for 12 years building that up. It's crazy. - And I just went on the record. I will not be doing that with Pokemon. - Yeah, you will. - No, I will not. - I guess you will. - It gets addicting. - Minecraft? - Nah, just cards in general. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Are you a collector? - Yeah, I got some like baseball football stuff. - Like this one, I got the, I went to the national. I got the Billy Ripkin fuck face card. - Oh, God. - Yeah. - That's good. - Pretty good. - He wrote fuck face on the bottom of his bat. - It's in the card. - That's, that's a sick card. - That's a sick card. - Throw this down. - I don't know. - You don't want it? - Oh, that didn't impress you guys. - Do players ever think about doing something like that? Like a little easter egg for your professional photos that might go viral on a baseball card? - Yeah. - You ever think of it? - Yeah, it sounds like it. (laughing) - Signing, signing cards? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Like sometimes when it's like pre-game and there's like 50 cards being stuck out and you'll do like a quick signature. Sometimes you'll do like a really nice one. That's as far as I'll go. - Okay. - Like if I have time to sign one singular card, I'll do like my best autograph with a number. - Yeah. - Okay. - Like let's go bucks or something, you know, but outside of that, not really. - Maybe you don't have a fuck face back. - When you get your photo taken for a card, do you get to see it? Or do you just start like, okay, I'm glad I'm done with that? - No. - You don't get to see it? - It's most of them are like action shots. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - Yeah, like the in spring training they'll come through and you'll go through like a line of like eight different stations and they'll take three pictures. You might be blinking, you might not be. And it's just like, hope it's a good one. - Do we have a Sharpie in here at TJ? 'Cause I actually, I've been toying with this idea. I would like you guys to sign my Billy Ripkin card. - That's really nice. - 'Cause I think that there's a market for signatures not of the person. - That's not, oh yeah. - No one has a Billy Ripkin signed Bubba Chandler Jake Mangum card. - I've had a few teammates that someone will be like, like, let's say, for example, someone will be like, I'm Jacob. Someone will be like, hey, hey, branding, come sign my card. - Yeah. - And I've had teammates go over there and I'd be like, okay, if you're gonna call me blank, I'm gonna come over there and sign my name on it. - Yeah, but real on card, yeah. - So that's happened a few times. - I've been thinking about buying the blank birthday Pikachu cards for when we had guests to sign that. - Yeah. - Let me see this card. Like, what are we talking about here? - Oh, he wrote it on the knob. - Oh, did I write it on the knob? - You wrote right on the knob. There goes the value, yeah. (laughing) - That's a Bubba move, that's a good ass move. - That's habit right there. - This is a one of one card now. - Okay, there's no way anyone has this card. - Is somebody's gonna try to go to a game and get the second card. - No one has this card. - No one has that card. - It's one of one. - Like, I fucked up 'cause when PCA was in, I wanted him to sign a kill Williams card. - Oh, that'll be cool. - Yeah, like, no one would be cool. - That would actually be, yeah. - For I was in Chicago, that would be, yeah. I think I hacked the new card market. - Just one of once. - One of once. - All right, Bubba, you ready? - I'm ready. - I'm excited for you. - All right. - And he's, he's boys with Olsson too. And Olsson's a leader right now? - Yeah. - Yeah, well, Olsson cheated. - What? - Did he? - What do you do? - Greg Olsson. - No, Matt Olsson, Matt Olsson. Matt Olsson's a man. - Yeah, Matt Olsson is the leader. 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I'll give him that. - You know the fact that he was at Clemson. - Some of his plays, he makes like bouncing off the mountain to go get like a swinging bon or a bon. Like he'll do like the slide, like side arm no look throw and just throw a strike. So I'm expecting a good show. - High hopes, high hopes. - Okay. - What was your time, do you remember? - The middle of the pack. - Okay. - I bet I'm like probably, if I had to guess, I'd be somewhere of like 60 to 80 range. - Okay, you think he's beating you? - Yeah. - Okay. - I got stuck on the corn hole, which really bothered me because we take a lot of pride in corn. - Yeah, that's right, yeah. - Can I ask a dumb question? - Please. - Are you guys still like, what if we just win the rest of the games? - Absolutely. - Okay. - Yeah, like absolutely. - Yeah, I mean, five and a half out isn't like, if you just win every game, you should probably be in. - Yeah, I mean, dude, like the Cleveland Guardians, we're like 12 games back last year and then jump the Tigers for the division. So I mean, it's cliche, but it's the truth. - Yeah. - We got a game tonight. We're gonna try to go one and no. - I liked that. - And just, like, what's the alternative? - Yeah, no, I agree. - Yeah, because I mean, there's been, yeah, there's some teams that it's like, you're just playing out the string. - Yeah, and the other thing, we've been playing really good ball, man. Like, we've won, you know, we've won some a few bit of series in a row. So we're just gonna keep going, man. Bubba pitch great last night. The offense swung, like swung really well. And we got a good groove. Like, this is a really fun team to be on. - Yeah. - All right, Bubba, are you ready? - Yeah. - Yeah. He's like, he's like, I'm just gonna grab it. - All right, come on, Bubbs. You got this. I hear Stu. - Yeah. - Hey, Stu, was it the game last night? - I know, me and Brandon turn and see Stu. It's pre-game walking into the. - I'll tell you after that. - Okay, great, great Stu story. - All right. All right, here we go. - You can pick up this minute. - Three, two, one, go. - Here we go, Bubba. (buzzer buzzing) - What the hell's going on? It's over. Get in. - Crazy. - There we go. - Pants if I get an open. - Oh, oh, oh, that was hard. - That was pretty stupid. - Do it just happy with himself. - Oh, no. - Oh, oh.
pitcher. Oh, he went lefty. He went lefty. Can he do that? Like is he can he get lefty in righty switch it. There it is. Nice. I remember correctly. I think Paul sucked at the throw. He was there wasn't many a high end ball. Get in. Remember he broke his heart. He did say this is what he was worried about. He knows how to shoot. He's got like an oomph at the end there. There it is. It's a pretty shot. How he thought he made that. There we go. Nice. Let's talk Muslims. Seven MLB teams of the most total team wins. Bruce Dodgers. Padres. Not this time. I do. This is crazy. It's basically just like the oldest. Just go old teams. Yankees, Cardinals. There you go. Red Sox Cubs. Whoa. Nine countries to begin with the letter P. That's the most popular condiments. Oh, there you go. Oh, catch up. Mustard. Manays. Been around. Is that it? No, you got to keep going. You got two more. Oh, catch up. Manays. Relish. Relish. Hot sauce. There you go. One more. Three most popular. Baseball team you play for. Baseball team you play for Toronto. No. No. Oh, you're Toronto. Oh, we don't have his head turns on. Two, two, three. That's it. Yeah. Great time. Yeah. He didn't have his hands on. I thought it's a pirate baseball. Pirates want to roll it up. That's around there. I don't know. I have to. On that, you have to fill the whole thing. No. You did it. Pick a cheese. Two, twenty three. Wow. See where you're at. It's pretty good. Hey, Mark, minute five. Oh, I did do that. Yeah. Is that the one at the top or you're looking at the other three in the top top, which is one of the four in the top seven. All right. Top 100. So your top 25%. That's pretty damn good. Good. Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Hey, Jack Gallangum. - Jack Gallangum. - Still on the top 100. - All right, top 15 for baseball players. - Where's Austin Schumberg? - The very, very strong ball. - This is actually a 14, I'll take that. - Okay, who else did you beat? Let's go to the. - You beat Kyle Teal, who hit a bomb off you? - Yeah. - All right. - Math. - Far. - Minnesota. - All right. - Who did he beat though? - He lost to those people. - Yeah. - I beat a lot of people. - Yeah. - Beat me, Joe Thomas, Jimmy Taitro, Nick, Luke Holmes, RG3. - Yeah. - Wow. - Jared from Subway. - Hmm. - What? - Yeah. - Yeah. - What are you laughing about? - This is what they expect in the Jared from Subway. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hey, beat him. - He's not that. - He's not that. - The boy rapist. (laughing) - What did I come in here? - Yeah. - This is trivia killed me. (laughing) - I'd say the corn hole killed you. - The corn hole was awful. - The soccer, you drilled. - It might be the best soccer shot we've ever seen. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Left footed too, huh? - Yeah. - You're really in Dorch's head. - Yeah. - I was trying to throw him off guard. - Dorch felt bad. - But baseball switched around like to lefty. I wasn't expecting that. - That was pretty sick. - Yeah. - Basketball, I see the potential. - Basketball. - You got a decent looking shot. - Thanks, really? - Yeah, just wasn't falling. - I appreciate it. - You could get that shot down. - Yeah, I should have. - Yeah. (sighs) - In the rim at 116. - Yeah. - 116. - Damn. - Were you a victim of COVID in terms of athletics? - No, I was a class of 21, so that was it. - Oh, you missed it. - Yeah, I missed half the baseball season, but other than that, everything was good. Yeah. Coach sucked. - COVID did suck. - I agree with that. - Baseball being outside might have helped too, right? - Yeah. - I think June is when, like, travel balls started opening up, since it would have played a little bit. - Yeah. - All right. - Minerally he's got banked the whole year. - Yeah. - Where were you for COVID? - What? - Where were you for? - Oh, just Athens. - Fucking out tuna. - No, no, no. I ain't got drafted yet. High school. Just living life. - Time flies. - Did you live in Altoona? - Pennsylvania. For a couple of months. - This where you played minor, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Curve. - Go to the Altoona curve. - Curve baseball. Everybody loves it. - As you go up to the curve itself, you see the train. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Curve PA is awesome. - Big deal, it's. - It's sick. It's not great for a while, but. - Yeah. - Cool. - Couple of months. - It's got some spots. - Yeah. - Sheets. - Sheets. - Sheets. - How do you guys like Pittsburgh? - I like it. - It's cool. - Can I ask where you live? (laughs) - Yeah. - You own my home address? - No. - Like, suburb or neighborhood? - Suburb. - North. - Some guys are in the South Hills. We're up north. - Yeah. - Does anyone live in the city? - Yeah, a few. - A couple guys. - Would you have it in you to say you hated it if you hated it? - Probably not right now. - No. - Genuinely PNC Park is one of the most important states. Like, the backdrop every day for work is pretty beautiful. - Pits were gorgeous. - Yeah. - Like, the traffic's not bad. - Yeah. - Especially going up north. - Yeah. - What's nice about being on the north is you don't have to go over any bridges. - Yeah. - After the games, 'cause it's on the north shore. - Yeah. - We just hop on the interstate, the HOV and just go. - Nice. - I love Pittsburgh. - Eatin' Park. They put French fries in their salad. They're still doing that? - And they're sandwiched. - They're trying to run a cookies. - Oh yeah. - They're having a cookies park. - You would like. - All right. - You would. - I would. - They put French fries in their salad. - Fair enough, I would. - You'd do well there. - Yeah. - Eatin' Park. - Yeah. - You lookin' like the cookie. Go happy. - Beating. - Beating. (laughing) - Maybe look just like the fuckin' cookie. - Smiling. - Smiling. - Eatin'. - Eatin'. - How sick is it after you pitch well to have like four days off? Do you get to. - Yeah, it's great. - You should get to chillin' the day out tonight? - Yeah. - That's gotta be the best. - Get a massage. - Yeah. - Chillin' the day out. I'm gonna work out today, but yeah, just drink a lot of coffee. - Yeah. Just hang out with the boys. - Yeah. - Turb. - That'll be so sick. - Yeah. - Games at 640. What time y'all have to be at the ballpark for that? - Three. - Yesterday. - Bus was at 12 yesterday. - Bus was at 12. - First bus was at 12. Second bus. One. Third bus. 130. Today. It's like 130. 23. - Yeah. - A little later day. A series you typically get there earlier for meetings and stuff. And then games two and three or later. But then, but this is a weird one because the game three against the White Sox is a night game. - Yeah. - And then for Riggly, it's all three day games. So it's a little bit different, but we're in one city for the week. - Oh yeah, you guys are putting the Cubs this weekend. - Yeah. We're in one hotel, one city for the whole week. That's nice. But I need to tell you about the stew fighters. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - I haven't met stew yet. And I obviously love the dude. Mahalek's story is still one of the all-time best clips of all. - Ever. - Ever. - Yeah, it just could be tough to beat. But he's Brandon and Nick are front row. And then like one section over front row stew. I see stew and I'm like, oh my god, stew's here. And so after like the warm-ups on the line walking into the dugout to get started. And I just yell like. - Ready to roll, ready to roll, ready to roll. - I love you, I love you. - The energy brings me. - Always. - Just follow me up, man. - He's the best man. - That's the damn. - Dude, so is the best, man. - Yeah. - We just taped advisors first episodes and we're great. - Yeah, well, yeah, welcome back. - Another year? - Yeah. It's great because I start week one. I'm like, I get to see stew for 20 weeks in a row now. And he's just, every time he comes to the office, he's the best. - He's the absolute best. - Same guy every day. - Every single day. - Every single day. - He's the best. - People ask, like, what does stew like? It's the exact same. - He's got a heart of gold. He's an absolute psycho. He doesn't understand, like, real world. But in the best, like, he came over to my house last year to see my kids. It was like 6.30 at night. He brought three dozen donuts. 6.30 at night. I was just like, stew, what are you doing? He's like, what? He's like kids. - What's a kid? - You're giving your kid a PS5 when he was six months old. - One year, he was his first birthday gift. - Yes. - Five counting hours, did I? - Like, call a duty. - You actually did that? - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - He's a baby. - He's a baby. - Well, that was stew. I appreciate it one day. - It's a great fun to shift. - Oh, man. - stews, man. - Yeah. All right, boys. Well, thank you for stopping by. - Appreciate it. - Best of luck. - tonight, maybe not this weekend. But, do you like playing day games at Riggly? - Yeah, then you get the night. - I like day games because we can, you know, have the night. - Right. - You know, to relax a little bit. - Yeah. - And Riggly is awesome, man. Like the old stadium.
are personally my favorite, Finway, Riggly, you know, it's tough to beat the nostalgia stuff. Yeah, the Rocks in Center Field, Anaheim are sick. Yeah, that's the fourth. And I'll give Anaheim, they're pre-game video, they play a song like "Calling All Angels" about train. Oh, yeah. That, I'm putting that number one pre-game video, wow. The game. Wow. Wow. Wow. Not that we're ranking pre-game videos. What are you just saying? Yeah, that's a good one. That's what we're talking about. Really, no number 30, yes. Yeah. Hmm. This one never know. All right, boys. Thank you so much for stopping by. Great, y'all. Yeah. Thanks for signing my card. 101. 101. Yeah, 101. And I've got a new, uh, I'm doing a new collectible. I'm the only person in the world with a Billy Ripkins signed, uh, Bubba Chandler, G. Bank of Card. Pleasure to meet you. Yeah. Great meet you. Thanks so much for coming by. Yeah. See you, Jake. See you. See you. Oh, it's always. Oh, I mean. It's mine. I love it. And it's K. All right. Pardon my cheese steak. Oh, there it is. There's a hug. Football's back. You've got the games. Now you just need to figure out what you're eating. That's why you order pardon my cheese steak. We've got a variety of mouthwatering cheese steaks. Chicken tenders, loaded fries, desserts, and all the good stuff you want on game day delivered quickly. Straight to your door. So turn on the games. Turn on whatever you're drinking and let pardon my cheese steak handle the food the season. Make game day easy. Order pardon my cheese steak on pardon my cheese steak.com and use code A. W. O. for free delivery. Tightest three mad at me. Uh, it's hard to say. I don't know. I'm feeling something. I don't know how to. Okay. Let's talk it out because it was funny. There's no question about it. It was funny. That stream would have sucked if I didn't make that rule. Right. I think I'm going in 20 minutes. I think I'm at it. Tate. I'm at it like the idea that Tate. I kept just like, I kept pulling Tate to the side yesterday. I was like, we could do this so easily if we could just cut Bosco out, which per the rules, we were allowed to cut Bosco out. Yes. The way the graphic and I also said that if he doesn't want to hit 15, he can't kick any others. In fact, when we got there and we started like taking a temperature reading to the room, we were like, all right, Hank and Bosco terrible. Yeah. You guys sit over there. The rest of us will do this. We'll knock this out. But it was funny to have Bosco fucking up. I said something to Tate and he was like, hey, man, it's good for the stream. It's funny. We're good in the moment. So I was like, I get it. I get it. And then the second it's Tate's turn to go, you know, day one. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I didn't realize he was part of that. And he was back home at a reasonable hour. And he got his bonus bet. And he's in fact, Tate, who's not here, I don't think. But he was here earlier today because Jack McCarthy told me that Tate showed up to work today because he just walked straight up the jack and was like, where's my, when am I going to get that bonus? Interesting. And that, that sort of thing. I'm like, well, I'll fall on the sword and turn for the, for the interest of content. I will forfeit the chance at the bonus bet for the content. But then, you know, to see the next group, just do it right away. Yeah. Was a little bit like, all right, well, this isn't going to be, uh, this isn't going to be. But having said that, I mean, like, I mean, it was the Bosco every single, every single clip you can see me, you can hear me laughing every time I go, what was his, what was his final, uh, numbers, like seven for, say it was like six for 75. Okay. Okay. Which I don't even believe that. Did he go into this confident, like, did he, or was he like, I can't kick? I don't, I don't. I don't. I. Okay. I actually was the one who said 15 has to be Bosco, but Tate did say need Bosco to take the big kicks tonight. So that started my brain. Yeah. So that might have been inside. Yeah. So I was sort of in two minds, because I, I understand what you're seeing. I'm also on the rules committee for Bar's left to dark. If I was home in my couch, I might make a similar call having said that, like the part of me that was like, this is going to be an interesting challenge. And I wonder if this group could do it. And the feedback I was getting was like, I think me PFT and the acts could do it. Wait. The answer is yes. Yes. You guys could have done it. I actually think it would have taken 20 minutes. So like, the competitor me got excited that like, we're going to, oh my god, we're going to fucking do this. We're going to get the bet. And we're going to like, you know, and then Bosco, every, every 50, oh, you're here. Tate. Oh. Oh, so you haven't talked to Jack yet? Is that well? Tate, first of all, congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. You're the man. It's crazy. It happened. Oh, that's the big scurring of all time. I took all your advice that you guys gave me on this show. It was the most organized thing with shit. Come in and we did. I took the overnight shit. It was the worst fucking shift to be a part of we didn't. Overnight. Bro, what time are you done? 1230. 1230. What do you want me to do? You got hot. You, you, you, you guys have so good. You PFT kick 95%. I am sorry that you guys didn't get it. It was hilarious. Rico was so funny. Right. The idea that I did this and then showed up and, and just skewed, skewed it for me. And then came in. It was like, Jack Hartley. Where's my bonus bet? Yeah. No, that's not true. That's not true. No, I thought I gave myself the worst shift because I wanted to be like, hey, it's not spectate. I showed up on time for you guys. I did the worst shift of the night. I was going to sleep on an air mattress. We had, we were organized. We did the emails and we did shift, shift, shift, shift, shift. Everything you guys have said, and it's like, hey, because Tate's team made a field goal. L-Tate, fuck Tate, scumbag, whatever. That's bullshit. Can we see the boss go super cut? He was so bad. It was. It was hilarious. It was. But I would not have been hilarious for your group to have this. He stayed as long as he stayed. He was kick 15. He stayed for. Got it. Left T-stop. Just go. You're going to think. Just swing. Do you see this? Got it. We got it. No. Ready? Oh. So bad. How? I can't wait. No, no. You got it. You got to do the super cut. It was. It was. The super cut was there. There was a cut of all of them. Were people trying to help them? It was so good. Yeah, it was hilarious. He had, he had Robby Gold helping. Yeah. He went. He had a fucking non athletic fucking competition. Right. Right. He had a lot of girls. Yeah. He also asked Robby Gold. One point he was like, how are your financials? Yeah. Sorry. You got to find the super cut of his. It was a great boss go straight. It was an incredible boss go straight. And I also, there was part of me that was, I was watching it. And listen, the accusations, Danny fetish. 100% correct. Right. It was in my basement watching it, like cackling. This is the boss go. No. He doesn't stutter. I think Jerry learned. It's fucking trash, bro. It's fucking Jerry. You're not the guy. Jerry kicked that hot. He kicked that hot. He kicked that hot. One for 13. Jerry. Oh my gosh. Oh no. That one was a long run up and then he failed out of it. Fuck that guy. That's not the fuck I mean. We just want. We just want to be broken off a little bit. As a joke you want to listen we flew Rico in for this stream and
He was great for the street. - Awesome. I am not arguing that. We should have had-- - So I'm not allowed to win. - Take off that, but then when I-- - That's not what I'm saying. The only thing that I said is the fact that you could have chosen any order you wanted to do and we couldn't do that. - Let me tell you this. - Failing on 15 was funny for us. - Correct. - And we were willing to like play along for the content, but then why did it stop being funny when it was your turn? - I'll tell you this 'cause it turns out that Smelly was absolutely incredible at field goals. - So was-- - Right. - So was PFT. - I know, I know. - No, I've got to hold this. - Or hold this. - You could kick, Hank couldn't kick, Rico couldn't kick. You can bex. - We'll go do it right now and you can say whoever 15 is, that group still gets it done. - I don't know, like the 15 stipulate, like it's one thing for having like your worst guy kick first. - What was that? - When there's pressure on the line, the worst guy kicking at 15 is a big. - I'm with you guys. Rico was electric, that's why in the 15. Everyone understands that. - We agree. - That's all we want you to say. - So all you're saying. - You're also, I'm not, it's not that big. - No, it's not that big. - I feel, but every week that-- - I know it drives you nuts. - We put fucking effort into the show. We did everything you guys said. I've sent out a thousand emails. I know you all fucking see it. We get, we have to find a field goal post. - No one is saying it was a bad dream. - No, he walked in and motherfucked me in the whole fucking morning. - Yeah, but Big Cat asked me in my frustrated, I was like, I'm not like, we're not like, like we understand the vision of the whole thing, but yeah, I mean, objective, like, I'm not gonna lie that like seeing everyone celebrate that you get $25,000 when like all of us in the first group are like, we could have done this in five minutes. - I did. - That is a little-- - I said that out. - I'm not gonna lie. - I would have been, take those and do this. - Yeah. - Stop saying, no one cares about you standing out. - No one cares about you. - Yeah, no one cares about us. We're talking about our experiences group one. - But don't care about, you participating or not participating has nothing to do with what anyone is-- - Yeah, I have a question. What are you gonna use to $5,000 bonus? - You better smash after Chisholm anytime to swim in the rain, bro. You better put, you better put your Ohio state tuition on after Chisholm to score twice. (laughing) - If you were in our shoes right now, you would be saying-- - You would be losing if you lose. - Yeah, but that is you. You get so mad when you win the money. - I'm not the biggest fucking villain and unorganized in the world. Let me do, Big Cat, I'll be the desk guy. I saw the clip, Big Cat, I'll be the desk guy. Five days a week, I'll fucking do whatever you want. Last night was a good dream. - No, no. - No one's saying it was a bad dream. - It was a bad dream. - I did it, I said it was a bad dream. - I said it was a bad dream. - The first thing I did when you-- - It was a good dream. - It was a good dream. - Yes, really, my bad. And I said I'm not mad. I'm slightly like-- - It was a good dream. - And I said I'm not mad. - I do have reports that the first thing you did this week was I asked you when you did it. - I have a group text with our Pete. - Jack McCarty told me that. - Right before I started the show. - Yes. - The first thing you did today was when am I getting my bonus bet, Jack? When am I getting my bonus bet, Jack? - I have a group text, three of our people from New York, they need to know if they need to be on the stream. - We got one up and I said, Jack, I understand why you wouldn't want it to be a tape, Luke, Catech, and Bernstream for Open United Football. Do I need to make sure movie, Smelly, and Marty are on stream? So I said, fuck you, man. - I'm just reporting. - I'm the middle man. - I'm reporting the news. - Hey, guys. - Jack McCarty, it's unlikely to fly people out for the stream. The chances is not even Thursday's game because it's a big stream and I don't know if the focus will be myself, Moody, Berns, Luke, Berns, and Catech for $35,000, $3500 bet each. More info to come when I get it. Thanks, Tate. - Sorry. What did you want me to do? Or do you want me to be not asked Jack? - Oh, no. We're just two minutes before this show started. I was in the bathroom in McCarty. It was like, you know what's funny is Tate, the first time you said that. - No, thank you. - So I'm just-- - Yeah, because I'm trying to make sure that we don't get a text tomorrow night that's like, hey, and you guys are on stream. I'm trying to be organized. - That's fair. - That's fair. - Can we all just-- - We all just take a second and we-- - Yeah. - What did Berns do? - He was a lot better than Bob. - I saw. - It was lights out. - Berns is automatic. He would have been automatic. - He would have first-- - You would have never hit the 15th every time. - Every single time. - We could have gotten it with this group. Turns out we-- - So good. - But you couldn't with Bosco. Bob-- - He's sitting like a big baby. - That's so good. - I know. Danny asks you, he's like, you want to take the chair. I was like, this is really good right here. - Yes. - He's literally got tension. - All right, great stream. - Oh, man. - I thought it was incredible. - I truly do think it was a good stream. - Yes. - This was worth more than $5,000. - I know. - Tate, I'm excited to see what like in the coming years, you've turned the show into. - Yeah, yeah. - You guys have a rocket ship. You guys jigger out. - It's going to be a show. - I don't see what it's going to be. - I want to see what it's going to be. - I need it out. - Just give me something I can work on. Dan, give me-- - You got it. - Yes. - No, I don't. - Yes. - You have-- - Fuck what everyone's saying, Tate, fuck what everyone in the world is saying. - I don't care. - You showed up on time, and I think with a little bit more planning and effort, it would have been fucking-- - That's my move. - He also did a really good job. - Yeah. - He needed to do a whole lot of stuff. - Right. - That was great. - Great plan. - He's really good at planning. - That's right. - Yeah. - Oh, man. - I actually don't care. - That honestly was worth more than-- - Yeah, that was it. - That was it. - I got what I needed out of it. - He kills himself all week. - It was just himself. - And it's like, that was a objectively awesome stream last night. - That was done perfectly. - And then we still found something to complain about. - It's that position of hosting that show I do think is cursed. - Measurable, yeah. - Well, it would be funny if Tate quit, because it would be the curse of-- - Not quit, Barstable, but quit that show. Because he did sign a new contract recently. So that would be just like the-- - Oh, oh. - Yeah. - Like hell's it, yeah. - Is your contract quit the show? - Oh, man. - Oh, that was good. - It was a children show next year. - Yeah, that was good. - That. - Bosco is electric. - Yeah, it does. - Of course. - He flies out and you got to use them. And we used them perfectly. - Big Hat, did you see what the-- - Did you see what their original field goal post set up was going to be? - Yeah, so I said it couldn't be that. - It was. - What? - Yeah. - Yeah, it was so bad. - I think it's just like, yeah, like a piece of plastic. - There's no crossbar. - And the net. And into a net. Oh, yeah, I like that Tate's trying. - Yeah. - It's not working. - It's like a good job, good effort. - Yeah. - Oh. - Ties your an asshole. - Oh, that's so good. - You know Tate the second is team one. He was just like, fuck. - Oh, yeah. - I didn't realize he was part of that team. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, man. Ties, you see the picture? I just see him. - Yeah. - This is an interesting thing that's going on. - What is that? - What is that? - What is that? - It's like Steve. - Oh. - My tire. - Perfect. - His car's so beat up. - What the fuck? - What a fool. - Oh, man. Good. All right. - Candyman. - Let's do it. - All right. Do an ad. I'm going to take a piss. - Oh, damn. - Out of day. - That was a great first hour of the show. - Yeah. - I did. I did. I did. Part of my cheese. Do wait for it. - All right. Wait for it. Helps you create a home that stands up to real life with quality products. Great value and trusted reviews. Wait for it. Verify products are hand vetted by product specialists using a 10 point quality inspection. Shop thousands of products across every style and budget. Whether you're trying to refresh your space for fall. Or transform your space for Halloween. Use filters, customer photos, and reviews to find the right fit for your home. 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That's turning his camera. It's turning his laptop on, right? He does twitching out a light bulb. Yeah. He died vegetables to make. It's true. Colors once. He boiled vegetables to. Like that. Science going. I still don't get that one. I'm going to say he was 934 yesterday. Poor decisions day. Motor transportation for next trip. Greg can't eat anything. First day of NFL season has arrived. Burns 25 K bonus bet and more. Live at 2 30 p.m. Central standard time. Please. Oh, there you go. I was he standing on the edge. I hope T wins this $5,000 bonus bet. Just fucks off. Blood money. All right.
Stephen. He says he's ready. Are you ready? Do you want to talk about the surviving drummer? No. No, we can talk about it. How much do we have? It's that a day. Come on. All right. I'm ready. That a day. All right. I believe this is ordered. AFC to NFC. Is that cool? And we're going to have green Greg. Have you, has anyone talked to Greg? Yeah. TJ said he's flustered. He's fasting. He's got a, he's got to prepare for poor decisions. So he's worried about time. Oh, yeah. That's right. Do you want to do green Greg right now to kick off that today? I'd like to see I'd like half time. Okay. Half time. So tell him that we're, we're starting that day. So he's probably like 15 minutes away. So I mean, we'll finish the AFC West. And then he can go into it. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Okay. All right. Oh, here we go. Is that my nervous? Yes. Yeah. Always. I just zone out and eat my lunch. Yeah. Go ahead. Thank you. All right. Happy day. Data day. We can start with the AFC East. Wait, before we do data day, before we start, can you just remind everyone who's listening? Maybe this is their first day. What exactly is data? How do you, you know, your algorithm behind or changed? Yeah, it did change. But what's the algorithm behind this data? But don't give away too, too much because you have, it's, I don't know. You don't want copycats. So we go through every game of the, who's we? Myself. Okay. With your every game of the NFL season, we pick a winner of each game. We also have the scores. Stop saying we. It's you. It's you. I sure. I. Yeah. Okay. I picked the scores of every game. And so we've got every game accounted for. And we come up with totals for a win toe. Everything should match up. And then we go to the playoffs. We pick the full playoffs, the symbol winner. We got awards. We got people most likely to get injured last year. We hit I'm going to leak neighbors. Unfortunately, I missed 13 games. And you hit on your injury. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations on that. But just may I stop here and say something. When you said everything should match up, I would like to point out to new listeners of day to day. That hasn't always happened in the past. We had some mistakes. We've gotten to the end of day before we realized there were extra games or not enough games or something like that. Yeah. There was an unfortunate Saturday. And unfortunate Saturday. We're not scheduled time wise, which kind of through things. And what, how, what's the algorithm process? Do you have some type of formula to pick the winners and losers and scores of each game? Well, I prognoscate on what the, the scores will be and that will go into a sheet, which then feeds into another sheet. And the score is a winner loss for each team. Once again, you do predict injuries from time to time. Will you be adding crimes this year? Oh, yeah. We got you. Crime is in. Well, not crimes, but they're in arrest. Yeah. And you, so you put, you pick the game. Correct. With your brain. Correct. It's your feeling. Your biased feeling. And try to say unbiased in this exercise. You never do. And you put it into a sheet. And then it goes into another sheet. Yes. And excluding that's when it becomes data. Yeah. And excluding the people that have done this for decades before you started doing it, you're the first person to ever do this. Well, nobody did like game by game. No, we found out. Now we have. We proved that that was wrong. Yes. And, say, what happens in between the two sheets? What happens in the feeding process? True. It filters out the human discretion and just, just feeds through the, the data aspect. It's just, it's just tells it's out all what is entered as a one or a zero. And then the, the numbers kind of coagulate almost in a new sheet. By coagulate, you mean add, maybe some coagulation. What excel formulas are you putting into when you do it? Are there, is there an excel formula? Yeah. There's just different. There's some ifs. And those get, yeah, congregated or coagulated added in a new sheet. Now you're, you're able to predict things like weather and stuff like that down the road. We don't go crazy into weather, but like, yeah, it's, it's considered as, you know, it's like that. The perfect example is Chicago Green Bay and in Christmas. Then, yeah, I'm thinking it's going to be a lot colder and things like that. Sure. Sure. What's the formula for people who might get arrested? Really? Air full. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a very specific, it's a very specific, there are some, add you nods in that. Do nods. Good. Sure. Okay. Okay. Let's go. Wow. Everyone's pretty clear. That is crystal. Yep. Hey, yeah. Listeners, we're going to take a quick break for our message from one of our partners. Still blue coffees. New can lattes are here. Crafted with a hundred percent Colombian coffee. Each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors, espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream. 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A lot of them still making the pull. I mean, they're their schedule. They're strength schedule. Last year was like 39% that year's like 53. That's five wins less. So nine and eight is going to make the playoffs. Nice. Yes. Wow. Yeah. Buffalo Bill's winning a division at 11 and six. So you think that you're in on Joe Brady? I'm in on Joe Brady. Consistency with with the offense. Uh I liked he had DJ Moore in Carolina. I think he'll be able to use him. Josh Allen Finance good weapon. James Koch led league in rushing last year. I think this is a good team. Since this is data, uh who are the two teams? Who are the two games that the dolphins win? Ooh. I can tell you that question. A GF. I imagine the Jats got to be. That's true. They want seven games. They don't fuck around beat the bells. Do they? They're going to beat the Indianapolis Colts in week 10 to secure their first win. They're going to start oh nine. Uh oh and eight. Yep. They'll secure their first win 2117 at Indianapolis. Wow. That was kind of a kind of a surprising result at the time. Yeah. And then they're going to do big catafavor. Yeah. Week 15. They're going to beat the Green Bay Packers. Wow. Packers. Yeah. Okay. Two road games. They're going to win in Green Bay and just number. Yep. As of one in dolphins. 13 Miami dolphins. We'll go two and 15. We'll go into Green Bay. And at one and 13 and win. How quickly? Forget Malik Willis revenge game. No. Yeah. We did forget because that is not relevant at all. How would it? It'll be more. Is it revenge when like a wind Green Bay? Like basically revived his entire career and he should be nothing but thankful for what they did for him and that they got him a new contract. Dolphins coach came from Green Bay. Yeah. Yeah. He got everything he wanted because of Green Bay. Literally there's no bad feelings whatsoever. Or maybe they know. They're probably happy to go back a little, a little too well. They know what? They know the flare a little too well. Okay. Got it. But they don't know. The reverse doesn't look. The flare doesn't know them. That would be something if the dolphins. One in 13 going to Green Bay Brandon Walker's Dolphins. My dolphins. Yeah. Brandon Walker's Dolphins. Okay. Steven, since we're on it, how do the Patriots start their season tonight? Oh, that's an excellent question. Great question. Yeah. Because I really want him to be wrong whichever way he goes. Okay. I bet it's going to be like 21 17 or 24 21. That's always his final score. And then we've got Seattle 20 New England 27. Oh, hello. So if the Patriots lose tonight, Dad is gone. Caput. I'm actually going to do a parlay of correct scores for tonight and tomorrow. Okay. And it won't hit one of the more pointless. And now unfortunately, because you said that out loud, I also have the correct scores. Very, very very. If you won that with me sitting next to you, I will. My season will be over. That's a fair that's a fair point. Yeah. Okay. Who's next to the North? Yes. Okay. AFC North. One playoff team out of this group. What do you think it is, Dan? Bengals? Raven? I think it's the Bengals. I think he's high on the Ravens, right? It's the Ravens. It is the Baltimore Ravens. Ravens win the division at 11 and six. Cleveland Browns on a tough year 413. Steelers below 500. Old Steelers post-Smike Talon. Bengals kind of a little frisky. Do not make the playoffs, though. Why not? So did they do the Bengals? What was the tiebreaker? Yeah. What's the situation there they get in? Or they don't get in the Patriots, too? That is a good question. Let's see. Did you account for Joe Barrow staying healthy?
is going to miss a couple games, not too many. What's one's he's going to miss a couple. The Bengals tough start to season. They're going to lose 27 to 20 this weekend against the bucket. That's the exact same. Oh, and that's, but also again, remember, unbiased. Unbiased, unbiased. They lost 27, 27, 27, 20s you got this weekend. What team do you reinforce, Stephen? I heard for the Buccaneers, the Bengals, historically, one of the slowest starters in the league. Todd Bowles said, you won about a mouse coach. Excellent week one, a coach. Bengals, historically, a slow starter, because they never played their offense in preseason. This year they did. Good, rebuttal. Yeah. Also, the Bengals. What you just said wasn't really slow, everything, aren't they? Slow. They're just historically. Just not bad. Not great. Yeah, I don't win. So what is the tiebreaker between the Bengals and-- Looks like conference records. So right now we have Cincinnati blowing it last week of the year. Oh, no, it was 20 to 16 against Cleveland at home. Oh, my goodness, that's what it's about to play off. That will knock them out of the ball. They're 9 and 7. They got the Brown, the Trick. They got the 3 and 13 Browns coming to Cincinnati, and they blow it. I'm sorry, Cincinnati fans. Oh, my goodness. Wow. That sucks. Hey, how's that lunch? Highlight of Cleveland season. The Ravens, finish 11 and 6, very, very strong team. High scoring team. We'll have a little bit more on the Ravens leader. Oh, hello. What could the Major Super Bowl be? We're going to bully you. All right, let's go to the south. We're going to the AFC South, where we have a top five head coach in the NFL. William Cohen taking the division. You're fully backing in on Liam Cohen now? Fully backing. Fully backing. Wow. I was out last year. I was out last year momentarily. We had a momentarily pop, but we talked to him, understood his side and wished him nothing for that. He's obviously a very good coach. I like them to stay solid. I had a very good 11 and 6 to the good record. You got the Titans better than the Colts. I think the Colts are going to be pretty bad this year. Seven win Titans, though. I think the Titans could be a little first guy. I like Robert Salas that coach. OK, all right. Best defense in the league. Ten and seven there for the Texans. Yep, yeah, I think that's a fair-- Sure. --CJ Stroud were not super high on, but I think he can do enough to get them into the playoffs. Trevor have a big year down there in Jacksonville. I think Trevor has a year where he can contend for the MVP and be in the discussion post Thanksgiving. Very good, all right. Or we can go on to Green Gregg's AFC West. Sure. We have the Broncos securing a top seed in the AFC at 13 and 4. Whoa. We got the Charge Chiefs and seven. Chiefs! Chiefs and Raiders with the same record. Yeah, tough. Wow. Per cousins and-- And Fernando Mendoza, six wins. I think cobbling to go that is-- Well, I'm worried about the Chiefs having one six. Yeah, what goes a ride there, Steve? Yeah, I mean, they traded their top two cornerbacks, Trent McDuffey and Jalen Wattled both playing in Los Angeles this year. So, Patrick Wohl's obviously heard he's playing this week, which is good. Kenneth Walker, I think, could be solid. But a lot of question marks around their team, and I am not super high on them. I have them. Wow. Via tie break finishing last place in the division. Wow. Tide-- wow. That's a wow moment, Steve. Wow. That's really-- Is Chad, do you think this will be the biggest wow of the presentation? Wait, do you see the Bucks record, brother? Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. OK. OK. This was a pretty big wow. That's a wow. The Chiefs are favorite to win the division, which is kind of nuts to me. Yeah. 6 and 11, there's a pretty significant bottoming out for the Chiefs. It's such a strong division. I mean, I know the Raiders aren't good, but the charges are very good team. The Broncos won 13 games last year. They brought pretty much everyone back, except Jonathan Franklin Myers, like they're a team hardball. And the Chargers of Marin Hampton should have a good year this year. Lad Macongi, I think-- I got why it expects to be very back. So yeah, I think the Chargers are a solid playoff team. OK. And I think the Raiders will be better than people think. Six and 11. Better than the Chiefs, even. Yeah. Please say, the head of them on the line for-- Well, yeah, no, they're ahead of them. Yeah, they're ahead of them. They're better. They beat them both times. I can tell you that. Great. What is stopping Patrick Mahomes from being Patrick Mahomes? We don't know. The data, apparently. But I feel like everyone's pretty low on him now. Is there-- I think the rest of the team has regressed a little bit of people think, I guess. They added the Super Bowl MVP. Yeah. It's true. Oh, no, we got an update from Tate, by the way. Oh, no. Has he quit the show? And I mean the Jack. Is this just for us, or is this tweeted? No, he tweeted it. He tweeted it. Brief update. And Stephen, while we're doing the Tate then, can you please look at how the Raiders in Brockloin know how you've stood to head. The Raiders beat the Chiefs, week four, 15 to 10. The Chiefs will-- Richell, in favor, beat the Raiders in week 18. [LAUGHTER] May I say something? You know, I don't think you believe in high scores enough. You've said a lot of scores. And you haven't got to have a 20 yet. Nobody's got to head a three next to their score. We got a lot of three. The Baltimore Ravens schedule is filled with three. How do the Chiefs do against the Chargers and the Broncos? Gotta get swept, right? Sure, we can go through all the division games. Week four, Kansas City at Las Vegas. We have, as I said, Raiders 15, Chiefs 10. The next week, we have another well-scoring game. We've got Chargers 13, Chiefs 10. You're too well-score, man. The week eight, we've got Denver 28. Kansas City 10. Yeah, that's just not-- Kansas City scores 10 points a week. Oh, week one, we have Denver 20. Kansas City 13. OK. Wow, it's just-- Your offense is just dog. Kansas City never gets to the 20s. Is it colder? Historically bad offensive year. Historically bad. Season high 27 points for them week-- Season 7, Chiefs will never score more than 27 points. Unfortunately, yes. OK. Damn it. How much of these scores are your predictions versus what you put into the sheet or two sheets? Well, puts it in the first sheet. That's a question that's coming out. I mean, what I put in in the question is-- What it is. It's a big question. OK, dumb question. Yeah, it's a collagulation. So Chiefs fans shouldn't even bother him in sheer. Might be a tough season. Oh, wow. And with that, half time-- And with that, we welcome in our Chiefs fan. A Greg. Hey, guys. How are we doing? Who's filming today? I don't know if you remember the guy that cut my hair when I decided to get a buzz cut for me. Of course not. [LAUGHTER] That's me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that guy. One of my favorite characters. [LAUGHTER] That was bad part. No, Greg, I can't help but notice you're back at Chipotle. You didn't take Nick's advice that the tortilla-- I don't know. Moses does not exist. He said it got shut down. OK. And what are you thinking time-wise today? Oh, it just looks like it. I'm thinking Moses does fix it dirty. OK. OK. What do we got in the burrito? Six, third? I have an eight since the burrito yesterday. OK, what was in the burrito yesterday? What is in the burrito today? Have you made any changes? The shrimp was white rice, steak, lettuce, cheese. Today is carnitas, white rice, salsa, cheese. OK. So the burrito is lettuce. So let's say get rid of lettuce. Didn't you have something more dense? Didn't you gag on tomatoes at camp? Yeah, I know. It's where you like salsa. Yeah. OK. All right. Your time was what yesterday? Nine and a half minutes. Nine and a half, six and a half? You're not going to be a three-minute improvement one day. I'm starving. OK. Do you feel your stomach shrunk, Greg? No, I didn't lose any weight. Well, it should have shrunk. OK. All right. Are you ready to go? Yeah. That's going to blow off. All right, Greg. Whenever you want to start, all right. Here you go. All right, three, two, one. That's a solid start. Really solid start. Oh no. Focus, Greg. Thank you, Tom, of that first bite. Oh, it's going to be one of these faster swallows. We're off. It's been practicing chewing. How are we, hasn't eaten? Oh, yeah. Gum. There you go, Greg. Oh, you're pushing on, Greg. Got the water ready? Yeah, it's water. Is that backup water? The black bottles? I think that's this pitcher? That's the-- Mm-hmm. Uh-oh. How's many people out today? There we go. Oh, wow. Oh, now. It's not fucking good. Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. Oh, no, Greg. Greg, you might need to hurry, man, huh? He's doing all right. One more, huh? You're four minutes. Yeah. You see three. Why does he take a bite of that? Why does he-- every bite is below his waist. [LAUGHTER] He could-- you could raise your hands. Oh, it says he like bends the-- How is that done? Why does he bend it over so much? Yeah. Uh-huh. Elmo's exists, right? Bring the burrito to your face, Greg. [LAUGHTER] He won't-- oh, OK.
Great work by the camera man showing us the full bend. Yes, please. Thank you. All right, haircut Greg one minute to go Greg It's a 5 30 right now Okay You got a Greg Oh, Greg. Do you have any words of encouragement for Greg haircut guy? Let's go baby tear it up Greg. Do you see the chase of the chiefs to go six and 11 The lose to the Raiders They never score more than 27 points is it 28 points. Oh my god Greg. Oh, oh wow Holy shit, you got to chew it. You got to chew it. I was a big cut good. I Didn't feel like I was rushing at all Sadly, not a great improvement bend over low. Oh, oh a little sip All right, great wrote got a piece stuck in there. Yeah a little yeah It's a thick tortilla What happened yesterday wonder what do you do 41? Yeah, we have some bad news we have bad news here under seven minutes You didn't win them right I have bad news. You don't have the record. Yeah, I went head to head with you there Greg I went I went head to head with you there Big cat eight of you big cat eight of burrito faster than I didn't like 2 10 and I really didn't feel like I was rushing at all I was just sitting down coming eating it Didn't drink any water either. I don't know if you guys notice you boys in your breather Greg you improved Crushed your PR there's a lot to be proud of it's just unfortunately you were no longer the Jack Ray Comparison is the thief of joy. When did I finish T.J. Now you have something to be I will not do that again Greg I just I was actually hungry and I didn't have time to eat lunch. I don't know Yeah, so tomorrow you'll beat my record. I gotta go for 210 You're about to 10. I think it was I don't know T.J. If you know exactly when I finished That what what was in your burrito was so funny You knocked seven minutes off today. I was you knocked so much time off Because I didn't just eat before this mine was Al pastor beans salsa lettuce For heat of vegetables corn. Oh you have lettuce. So a lot more than me. It's a lot of food. I never rice But yeah, I had other stuff. So good news. It's only 250 you could be 250 what I get 241 40 Okay I was so happy and now I'm just No, Greg Greg, but you have tomorrow. This was always gonna be a full week thing Yeah, I do have tomorrow. I pork is the way to go. That went down a lot smoother than state. Why do you think that? I think it's already chopped up. So it's already been chewed a little bit. Yeah, chewed a little bit You've gotten you got so much better. Nope Hey, nobody believe me in under six. Oh, oh, dude, right you crush that. I think you I think you're gonna be under two by the end of by Friday Is that the goal? Yeah, I think that should be the goal. I think you get under two. I think you'll do better tomorrow You'll get a Friday and I think by next Friday you'll be I mean really good. Yeah Talk about next Friday. Imagine next Friday You might actually break the record. You might actually get under 30 seconds Sure, bud Greg, I don't think you I Don't know if you're like rushing it wasn't I think you could just sit down and eat it. That's what I'm why I'm like I don't know why I have to go fast. I think if I go faster, I am slower, which doesn't make sense, right I just sit down I can eat really fast. Why do you bend over when you take a bite? Yeah, it's curious about that your motion was like like you he's old school You go down if you go down and then you come back up then the food goes down the throat. Oh Yeah No, what doesn't yeah, what try? Got you there. It's a great point. I don't know what to say. No, Greg. Have you ever tried to eat fast? sitting down Yeah, probably Do you want to go try again right now sitting down? No, how fast can you eat a taco Greg? Oh? Pretty fast. All right. Let's see all of the foods we've seen you eat as well Let's see a taco. What what's fast for a taco? Do you guys all like minute 15 seconds? I was gonna say 15 seconds as well. Got to get 25. Sure. Give you 25 If you do a taco in 25 seconds, I'm so mad. It took you three minutes for a hot dog Yeah, I don't fuck with pickles I'm so mad at it. Get a fully low to taco. Yeah, don't let the haters have anything to poke at like Lettuce cheese salsa rice. Sure. We're not making it Greg. Yeah, that looks he said fully low I don't know what I just don't I don't want you to do this and then have people poke holes in it and be like yeah, but you didn't have pickles All right, are we going hard show or soft show? Okay, well hard you want to go hard you want to get hard? Yeah, I'll get hard Greg, are you afraid that how sharp that could be going down the throat is that and why would that be an issue? Because it's sharp and going down your throat. Well, if I crunch it up, I should be good. Oh, yeah, he gets to chew it Yeah, you got to remember the truth. I worry about just okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you might forget to chew We've had guys forget to chew before Yeah, I got a chew. I don't know if you've seen my last two burritos, but I have to chew. Yeah, yeah, I go get a taco Yeah, I can't get back in again. Why? Oh, they're not locked. Yes, they are. Come here. We're going to be there. All right, we'll leave. It's how did you get out of 130? You have to climb Is there anyone in there? It's closed. What's the deal Greg? Well, there's a climb over the fence Yeah, knock on the door knock on the window. They'll open it for you. Don't climb the fence like an animal All right, so fucking well, we'll join back here. Yeah, you can't Miranda. All right. Cool. Is that the guy who cut your hair? Oh I got a bus cut guy. I didn't want the Mario look the what the Mario line. I said it's a me, baby Yeah, he's so Believeable. He's so good. I didn't have to eat fast. It wasn't like a race. I don't even know if you were eating to like a minute It was pretty normal eating pace. I was he so slow yesterday. I know I am proud of him I do I do want to see him I the only thing I'm mad about right now is that I wish I had a fucking taco in my pocket Oh, it would have been so awesome if I just crushed a taco There must have been nothing in that for you. Can I see the clip of him just saying what was in your burrito? Great improvement. I think he's under two minutes by the end of the week. For sure he learned by the end by the end of what week I don't know but by the end of a week by the end of the month Brandon can you imagine October this guy is gonna be a Radio machine. I mean, we should talk to sales and be like hey We're just gonna have this guy eat a burrito every All right, Greg it's sold or we could just tell him that Didn't drink any water either. I don't know if you guys notice you Was in your burrito The bending over for every bite It's just doing so much every bite was that He's like he was trying to eat over a garbage can that wasn't there like us to aim his cut like as a soft I guess he's like a rotating windmill at the front of his throat He's got to aim his cod mark Tiny small burrito. Oh, no, you know you rats. I think tomorrow We didn't even call that out that is tiny who rolled that is that child's burrito Oh, he got the kid's meal. Oh, no, Greg not like this Oh That's brutal. Oh wow I was gonna say that was suspiciously you can't just cut seven minutes off. Yeah This is gonna end with Greg at Nathan's isn't it. Yes. Yeah, is that like one of his friends house? How many times you think it that guy hits that line for a voice He says say the Mario line. He said it's a me baby. It's a me baby
Oh Greg and Mario we still have the whole enough scene to go we have the whole NFC and a taco Greg Mario another taco Yeah, the guy who cut my hair pull it locked. I don't remember do we do aFC playoffs and then um the Oh my god 14-and-a-half burritos Greg couldn't get one insane All right, he's back. Hey Greg. Yeah, I just saw that. That's I didn't ask for anything Huh, oh, I didn't just handed you it I didn't we're going Trying to get you in the frame. I didn't ask Yeah, it's tough Mario Mario, what are you what are you rocking with? I Went with the steak That's a burrito. I told you what I got in it like you guys are all approved it. Do you get the kids burrito? No Why was he like really small how much how much did you pay Greg? I paid 14 something I can look Wow, it seems like an adult burrito price Yeah, this was 420 Okay, it's not cheap All right, all right. What's all what's all the bull? This isn't a book. It's a taco. What's in the bull right now? You took so much back to the goal. That's just extra lettuce. I mean I'll throw it back on oh and your napkin Yeah, throw your napkin in there. It should All right, you can't you can't take it anymore Taco can not go over 20 going 15 seconds 25 25 seconds. All right. Wait. Wait. Wait. What are you doing with that back? Down boy All right, all right now. Yes. All right. Give us a countdown Even pens over what he's sitting this isn't a bowl. It's a taco. It was crazy What do you think we were talking about Greg? Oh, I think you almost got a finger there Back he would it's already fallen. It's already collapsed. He's gripping it too hard. Good tag aim the cut Go Greg it's just in his five seconds Greg four. Oh, no. Oh, no three two Just got it Greg Too sharp huh This is over now you step one Nine oh my goodness, so Greg Yeah, what do you think what do you think your time would be with the case idea? Greg you can great I think on you think that would be the highest one Practically 2D cheese would slide right down your goal. No, that would be so easy. Let's see Let's just get a time. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. We gotta see the case idea Greg. Come on Greg You could just do a cheese case idea. Yeah, I just get the bowl with it. No, just get the case of you with the meat in it. Yeah But I'm not gonna have to do a bowl after this one. No, no, you don't have to get the ball. Bull's not a real meat. Not be ridiculous. Come on You know come on. All right calls back with the case idea Greg you got poor decisions today. Oh shit. Yeah Good one mark. All right All right, let's talk in a second. All right. Wait Mario. Hit the line hit the line. Hit the line Mario. It's me Come on Mario. It's me who you're not saying it's me It's a neomodial. Oh, there we go. There it is. All right. See you. All right. See you There's the food again accidentally get Greg Dean an entire menu Is that guy's name Mario? Do they just think he had a really good impression? I think it impression first Mario's name second. Awesomet. Yeah. Unclogging toilets. That is a plumber All right, Jay, you want to do the draft Kings read Jay before we watch the case of you? Certainly. What a halftime, huh? That's great The weight is over football is here and so is draft Kings the draft Kings sports app is now live in all 50 states That means from Texas to California to Florida to Illinois Every fan is in on the excitement and this September draft Kings is giving customers the opportunity to get boosted Every football game day. That's right. Every game day all month long draft Kings customers can get a football Profit boost one app every sport all 50 states new draft Kings customers sign up using code yak That's code yak. 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Those are I don't think I don't know if he can successfully order a case idea. What do you mean? I mean I come back with like some others I'm not I'm not 100% sure nachos. I'd say 4 1/2 I can't see it has to be faster than a burrito. You don't have to. It's easy. Yeah, you think it would just slide right there. Also, you can just fold like yeah, you can go forward. It's bite-bite-bite-bite-bite-bite-bite. Yeah. Is it a cheese case idea or meat added? Well, that's on him. It's on Greg. I should make him do both. Well, we'll see whatever he does first. He ate that. Oh, it's a Bosco. How are you? How are you feeling? You saw it today? Oh, yeah, shit. It's tough. Yeah, it's not weird. It's just a kick it. I know it shows how bad it was. Yeah, I thought you were good. Did you go in with more confidence than did you think you'd be all right? Yeah, it's not it's not a lot of sports. You want me to blow up his own coverage? What's up? I'm just sitting here. You're toned. What am I supposed to do? You know what you did. Yeah, you know you did. If I said something. Okay, I don't know. I don't know the plan. Yeah, it's you know exactly what you did there. You're right. I'm sorry. I apologize to you guys in the room for a room in that moment by sitting. Forget it. I'm still half time. No, half time. So we're doing an FC. This is like the Super half time. It's longer than you. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to hit one Stephen? Yeah, the division C's three. I'm going to hit the NFC. Yeah. Yeah. I just say it like that. All right. Eagles. When the vision button narrowly. Oh, the New York ball giants. We're getting there. Oh, wait. What? Negative face. You had a negative face. I agree. Negative face. A bread. What did you do? Yeah. You'll do that to some people. But there's a lot of time. Yeah. Everybody's laughing at me. Good time. You zoom in on time. Yeah. I'm not talking about Rico. Did you see his face before you came in? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, negative tables from controls. I know. Negative face. There we go. What? No, that's a lot. That's kind of saying. No, it's not the mark. You're mocking. It's a mockery. It's a mockery. It's going to come back. Let's all want to work by together. I know that. But what I think what Rico said is you dropped dropped the character for fucking fun. What are we going to see? What do you want my face to do? Oh, let's go. Vosko on the Sunday stream. Love it on the stream tonight. He'll be on Sunday. All right. New couches debuted tonight on the stream. See you. Rico. Yeah, I just waited. What? That was a joke, that was a good joke. Go goals. Go what? I'm going to start the go first. Go on the go first. [BLANK_AUDIO]
NFC East we got the Philadelphia eagles taken at 11 and six giant Wow your Giants playoff bound and at seven Cowboys their only mission the playoffs commanders not a great year their offensive line is shambles right now 6 and 11 for them but yeah like the Giants make the playoffs I'm a John Harbob believer they have a lot of they put a lot of guys from Baltimore even the Punder Jordan out they were good defensive line Jackson Dart and Kim Scatibov they can say healthy along with Malik neighbors I think they have a dynamic team but let's see if they can say healthy I think they will Giants 10 to seven in the playoffs so commanders bad season commanders bad season what happened this appointment for the Cowboys any injuries always I think of Super Bowl hoops um Terremich Lauren is gonna miss a couple games oh damn I trapped it on our legacy team hmm and the Cowboys yeah I mean Cowboys are solid but like Super Bowl teams some people are saying and some people are like I mean certainly they could but I have Dac missing a couple games and yeah they they have a lot of questions on defense they have two new safeties I know one of them is killed down yeah that's pretty big is he heard or is he suspended Dac hurt he would be hurt and does that affect the record the final record Dac being hurt for two games yeah yeah when do you like when you're going through you like oh it's week eleven Dac's out this game well we'll account for quarterbacks that are I said Joe burrow miss a couple games Dac press got as well just his but do you note the games as you're filling them out I consider when does when does Dac get hurt but like you're like week 10 yeah like Cowboys are playing but they're playing without Dac are you yeah they lose to the commanders just no Dac let's take a look like when did he get hurt and when did he come back also I was he missed the game's consecutively yeah minor minor it looks like he's gonna get hurt versus Tennessee there's still gonna be Tennessee we get hurt in the Tennessee game they win that game typically team so who's after the Tennessee game game they're they're gonna take two bad losses to the Eagles and the Seahawks week 12 and 13 because no Dac is he gonna spit on a guy this year well that's not never did that last year did spit on the ground yeah the guy spit on him I tried to spit on a guy name is Dac perceptible to injury for some reason we're so then what's a two week injury that feels yeah I agree with that Dan I can't roll ankle like either get hurty you don't know if you can still play that concussion you got a cost can cost for the offensive line those are those are two week injuries right but what was his could be it could be throwing thumb could hit his thumb on a helmet that was that might be more than two week is that what you're saying how hard it is and that happens what week 11 week 11 against the Titans oh my god off it happens because Jeffery Simmons home oh my yeah that would be tough if Dac hurts his thumb then week 11 and it's exactly are you still what a call yeah well are you still hoping that gentlemen hurts get tired or is that is that a couple of years ago no in the past in the past okay hopefully he has a great career hope the division with leading a division winning season okay what's the worst you want to see the north yeah want to see the big one or boy I think his lines I am very high on the Detroit lines we have the Detroit lines taking the division we also have the Minnesota oh oh great division whoa airs eight not that tight slight step back yeah packers frisky enough but not not a great team but yeah I think the lines of the class this division I thought I think I think their step back was last year I think they're ready to take a firm step forward this year and be a very very good team wow another employee called the Bears won the Super Bowl today yes do yeah yeah but he also he said the Bears but maybe the Lions also the Bills and possibly oh on what he was like all bears going to or winning well winning oh Williams MVP Bearsuit winning over the Bengals of it yeah or the Bills yeah but it also could be the Lions in the end of sure so if I'm if I'm thinking this through right the Packers losing at home to the dolphins is going to knock them out of the playoffs that might be the Packers aren't that close seven and done yeah but that's a shoe but that was like was like three or four weeks left right yeah that would be like the loss it was like we have to win this to stay alive and they will lose to the dolphins and they win the game yeah right lost yeah they lose to Miami in week 15 27 24 they then beat the Bears 13 10 the following week how many scores and then what they lose the Texans 13 to nine oh oh oh and then beat the Lions in the finale Lions rest their starters 20 to 13 oh okay so it was so the dolphins versus the Packers was a one in 13 team versus a five in like 18 not a great matchup correct can I speak up wow can I speak up yeah I've sat here for years and I've watched this every single with a negative face at times and it's the same problem every year your scores fucking suck your scores suck you don't have enough high numbers you don't have enough variance it's all 20 to 13 you got 16 appearing way too much 27 appears and half your goddamn scores get some score variance oh next year I demand at least one score gummy okay that's fair yeah sure I want to score gummy and I wanted to be called out is there a chance there's a score gummy hiding in there this year no chance but everything is 24 23 if I had to guess probably enough but I mean who knows you don't really have blowouts do you I yeah I have some blood what's your biggest blood biggest blowout 28 13 yeah right okay how you doing we've got some like 38 Miami's gonna lose week 8 31 14 that's not the biggest but not at all that's not a big blood I'm not we have any shootouts do we have any yeah 38 35 week one anybody touching 30 who is it oh the Rams and the Niners yes what score we have the well traveled 49ers and rested going against the Rams that are flying right now all 35 for San Francisco 31 LA oh what a game wow all the good one what a game you know what they say though I'll show you I don't me either so that goes the wrong way spiral yeah the football is going to spiral differently so it's gonna be confusing might actually be low scoring what season is there Southern hemisphere it's getting the albedo of the sun on the right should be leaving winter and getting into spring right okay interesting all right sorry I like the scores but those scores okay and see you know we're on the MC North you know it's the south yeah so unbiased unbiased unbiased you don't have the box would I'm just gonna guess who might be one of this division unbiased anybody want to guess unbiased I'll go box I'll go box I'm gonna say box and you know what I think he's unbiased I think he's gonna say saints I don't think the saints are very good I think I think box 11 and six I was gonna say I'm gonna have the Falcons one yeah Falcons Falcons are is it 400 to one to one division so the Panthers are getting the Panthers very good 41 when I know it is the box the box oh that's that's a lot it's quite large the three side bigger may feel yesterday I said what did you what did you who did you predict when the NFC South last year box who won the NFC South last year narrowly via tie break the Panthers okay every other year the box one okay so no longer the most dominant probably my best division could you say the most dominant team in the first half of the 2020s when they didn't even win the division in 2025 I think you're confused with the first half of the 2020s which would include the year 2020 the first five years and after 2024 so you don't include 2025 I do not in the first part of the first half got it got it so that's a nice cutoff for you so the second half of the 2020s they are not a good team yeah they're not have one division the second half of 2020 oh when you say it out like it hurts bad I haven't won us this the first half of the 2020s nothing crazy I think I do have problems with any more games in people think with six but they're still but this is a terrible division there are kids over one years old who are the bucks one away one the bucks are playing the notorious slow starters Cincinnati Bengals all right what's the score on that the score is 1227 Tampa 20 Cincinnati oh 27 20 weird that's the fourth fucking time okay you have Baker Stan healthy week two yes week two the bucklers beat Baker feels former team 31 14 against the Cleveland Brown all right so Dak hurt Joe Burrill hurt Baker healthy yeah bigger's healthy all year yeah to get banged up at all as you like play through like he's not in this game but he does play through some stuff he doesn't miss a single game he's a tough guy you know he just take it up and get back out there shout out of the box big big season you want to blow out I have one in the NFC West standings okay as far as scores week five the Los Angeles Rams beat the Buffalo Bill's 38 14 wow damn wow I'm gonna be a marquee game to 31 13 beat the Cardinals 28 seven they have some some tramsings on their head that would be I'll give you this the Rams beat the Bucks week 17 31 13 oh man I was talking to the Bucks comfortable in the playoff at that point yeah Rams blown out the bills I mean all those talk on that Monday is gonna be it's gonna be hard to win but yeah so all right so at least so the
NFC South is the worst division. Yes. So you have them as the fourth seed. Um, I have them as the third seed. Oh, okay. So the Rams won the West or let me double check that out. Oh, no. They were the third seed. Okay. All right. So the West, uh, the West, we have the Rams taking it as most people would have here. Oh, wait, wait. Let's pause on the West. Well, okay. Great. What are you thinking about, man? What's wrong, Greg? That's just changed. My tummy's getting full. It is not just cheese, Brandon. There's pork at the bottom. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's work today. All right. You're right. We're working here. Yeah. Greg, would you rather give up eating pork or using urinals? Urinals? Yes. Yes. Hmm. Mario, do you have any other Mario sounds? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. You just, yeah. I like, uh, uh, wait. How do I answer it? Well, with one of the, uh, you're two answers. That's how you answer it. So I would, I would eat pork. I could, I would just piss in our pissers. Pissers? What does that mean? That's a urinal. What are pissers? What are pissers? You're just restrooms. Right. All right. Okay. Here we go, Greg. Greg, Greg, Greg, do you want to do this? Do you want to do it? Is your heart in this? My tummy's full, but I'm ready. I think you're going to crush this, Greg. I think kids eat as faster than a bread. I think the first one's going to go easy. Second one's just it's fucking cheese. Yeah. Cheese. What's the time? Wait, we need, uh, we need a, we need a time. I think he's going to do it under three minutes. We need a, we need stakes. Three, three, four, five. Okay. Three 45. Wow. Oh, oh, uh, Greg. Uh, if this is becoming a regular thing, do you think it's, I think you need to catch phrase? Definitely. I don't know. That's perfect. Yeah. And it also, it wasn't contextually appropriate. Absolutely perfect. As soon as, as soon as you get down to, wait, what? Greg, what does the staff think of you keep coming in? She's, they're asking questions. Like what? Like what would you like to eat? They're like, why do you keep coming back salsa or medium or mile? Can't wait. I just want to say this. KCDS are only on the app. I don't know what you guys were on about. How? How? I went in there. I said, can I get an adult KCDS? They said it's on that. A man's. Wait, it's the way. That kind of implies that you asked for a kid's burrito. I say, can I get a year? She said we can only give you a kid's adults online. And I was like, what do you mean? Okay. A tall, tall, tall man's. What do you want to do there? I don't know. All right. All right. Large. Yeah. Here we go. Count us down. Try, try to fold it first. You can do whatever you want. Okay. All right. Three. God damn it. All right. Three, two, one. For God, we came after three. Oh, good cheese balls. Oh, yeah, he's on a good pace. KCDS are easy. I could see the cheese being true. Thumbs up. Good. Yeah, he's just getting. He's getting. He's getting. He's getting. All right. Stephen, our friend, Sam Schwartz, you can actually text me during the day. He said ironically Greg is actually giving us more data than Steve. Oh, yeah, we're going to make sure he's not on how to how fast he can eat these things. That's fair. He's got a crush on this one. We don't know. It's quiet. He's quiet. Mario, how's he doing? We have a little delay. He's killing it, baby. There's baby. He's a killin it, baby. Mario, what were you thinking with Greg? Greg, big bite. Big bite on this one. Just a big bite for people. What were you thinking about his haircut? I mean, I thought it was money. I mean, the barber did a great job. Yeah. Who's the barber? It's me. Maro, do you have any brothers? Nope. Oh, probably got him Luigi. There you go, Greg. Oh, yeah. Good. Oh, good cheese. Yeah. Really. What time? What time? 135? Really good time. What's this concept of time? Is that a three slow? Is that you think you're on good pace? You feel good? No. Why do you shake so much? He's in a fight with somebody. I'm gonna hit two minutes. You got it, Greg. Oh, come on, Greg. Don't forget to say the line, Greg. I don't know, man. That's a secondary line. Oh, what is it? Get low. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. 232. Wow, Greg, Greg. You just did, you just did like a triathlon, a burrito taco and a quesadilla in one day. It's crazy. I'm gonna fast again. Yeah. We'll see you tomorrow. Yeah. Port decisions. 232 and see you tomorrow. See you, Greg. Greg, are you close to a shaved ice place? Greg, get some shaved ice. No. Greg, do one shaved ice. Was there a laundromat? Yeah. How the fuck did you just figure out where I'm at? What? Well, is it? Yo, yeah, there is. It's over there. Greg, I guess my only question would be tomorrow, what order do you think you're gonna do it in? Three, all three. Yeah, like which order? Like I think you go taco first, right? I think taco, maybe to expand it, burrito, second, quesadilla, definitely the closer. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, we have our data. This is gonna be great. Well, I've Stephen put it in a spreadsheet for us. And I'm doing this Friday too. Yep. Yep. Okay. All right. See you guys. All right. See you, Greg. Great job. Well, say six and elevens and saying just want that out there. Okay. We'll see. That's why they play the games, Greg. Mm-hmm. All right. See you guys. I said it's a me, baby. I would love after Greg conquers the Mexican food. Right. Oh, yeah, you just got put back on. Just just keep doing your thing. Greg, you just be you. Um, after, after he conquers the burrito taco, quesadilla, I would love to see him do some shaved ice or ice ice. That's right. Yeah. Anything that can trigger a brain freeze. Oh God, he's so good, right? Yeah. One might have to just go to the brain. I got to see you have a brain. He comes from a, like, you know, his ancestors were the ones who like found it the brain. Oh, fuck. He's like the perfect side characters. He's just, he's so funny. He's just a man. So you want to root for him. Yeah. Right. Yeah. He's, yeah. Yeah. He's going on these side missions, but you're just like rooting for him. Yeah. All right, Steven. Back to wherever we are. Has anyone ever competitively done a burrito taco in quesadilla in a row? I'm trying to find that. Almost Charlie. Because I mean, I don't know if we'll get the burrito world record, but potentially if we stacked all three, the trifecta, you could. Well, if anyone's on it, anyone could beat it, like, immediately accidentally. Yeah. George, just not 126 tacos in eight minutes. Oh my God. All right, Steven NFC West. Yes. NFC West. We've got the Rams taking a 13 and 4. I do think the Seahawks make the play. That's what I do like them to stick a little bit of step back. Niners frisky, but not play off bound. Okay. And the Cardinals surpassing their win total, but still just five wins. Okay. I'm going to say playoff picture. Yeah, please. Okay. All right, we got the Rams Broncos number one seeds lions number two seed bucks three Eagles Seahawks Vikings and giants to new teams in the six seven spot. Then NFC Broncos number one seed builds Jaguars Ravens Texans Charters and Patriots. Wow. Wow. So some consistency in the AFC. Yeah, wow. We can take you through the brackets if you'd like. Yeah. Oh, what surprised you there? Oh, no, because I'm looking out on my screen with all of the things populated.
so when it came up with out all right what he's looking at the filled out bracket yes okay all right Baltimore I like Baltimore to beat Houston 16 to 13 in the game Brandon will enjoy the Buffalo Bills win 31-13 against the New England Patriots on the two seven matchup and the Jaguars eke out a win over the Chargers in the playoffs 21 to 20 okay next round another low scoring affair Baltimore 13 Denver 12 and then Buffalo 24 Jacksonville 13 and then finally I like Baltimore 28 Buffalo 24 so the Ravens win the AFC okay on the road you have the Bucks winning the playoff game I do we've got the Lions to beat the Giants 31-13 the Bucks to beat the upstart Vikings 28-20 and the Eagles to dethrone the defending champs 27 to 10 over the Seahawks okay next round we like the Rams to narrowly beat Eagles 27-23 the Lions to beat the Bucks unfortunately 30-24 and the Lions Jared Goff revenge game going the road 31-28 over the Rams wow wow the AFC championship game yep stopping there from going to the Super Bowl and the Super Bowl matchup Ravens Lions the winner is the Baltimore Ravens wow wow wow congrats to the Ravens you get a picture of that easy to take me quickly through the awards Super Bowl MVP goes to Lamar Jackson regular season MVP a bit of surprise Jared Goff love it offense player of the year Zay flowers in a surprise defensive player of the year Brian Burns the New York Giants come back player of the year guy who's not playing tomorrow Aaron Donald protector of the year Tristan Werbs who is you play for he puts the Bucks he's also one of the best tackles in the league coach the year John Harb of the New York Giants offense worked the year Gideron price playing tonight with the CLC Hawks defensive rookie the year 101 Josiah Trotter who's he playing for he plays for the Bucks oh okay player to suffer a season ending injury oh this is always our word this favorite award unfortunately a guy like a lot Garrett Wilson damn two minutes oh no what does that happen you suppose oh he's got to move though deep or sorry player to get arrested in season okay right Braden Fisk of the Los Angeles ring oh okay what yeah why he's holding a gun excessive speeding 123 in a 65 wow you haven't done it it was still 23 to 20 that number man it's okay they're upset so why does he have a gun if he got caught for successive speeding that's something graphic okay for getting arrested that was incredible that a great day that will just yet again and and remind me again who went like the Patriots PTC Hawks tonight uh the Patriots be 27 27 and you have no ties I have no ties okay ties again no time we do we have the final stats of last season's data um I believe someone tweeted out I have not double chucked it but I do assume that they are correct um it was uh uh I'll find a Barcelona lyrics oh um division winners not great one for eight shit one for eight but it was prize your last year the overall record is more important to me um I don't have the overall record but I do have uh playoff teams were 50 wait wait wait hold on you it said you had the soup will it was bill's bucks did the bucks the bucks didn't even make the playoffs last year correct yeah oh they they missed the playoffs all together but he had them in this had them in the soup wow MVP Jayden Daniels wow okay did you get did you get any awards right uh you got injury Malik neighbors injury yes injury yeah Malik neighbors just there we go I think it's hard to do overall record because I don't recall if you published yeah every single games gotcha last year so I like I think this year if you wanted to like I believe it's one with every single prediction that would help I believe this year because it is in this um well that tracker I believe they're getting updated because there is a leader board so oh love it um I think that'll be able to be tracked yeah if you just like tweet out like week one yep with all the scores for all the games yep I can do that great awesome good work Jay great yeah oh uh memes just said Steven Che is a pussy I hope he gets aids I said the judge we're going to be frisky this year I had to do with the Garrett Wilson injury oh yeah yeah yeah all right great show I mean that was we did everything on this show today we'd even have to get to the bar show drama which I'm sure we can have Dana on to talk he he feels like is it settling down it doesn't really seem I feel like he's been on like eight shows talking yeah yeah so it's ramping back up kind of seems like it okay and then mincey in the boot for a wee since lat since yesterday show yeah yeah okay oh Steven who's yours come back player of the year we've got Aaron Donald eligible for come back player the year and he's not eligible for come back player the year I feel like that is incorrect because our lovely partners of draft kings has him eligible so I think he uh it's certainly oh Jay got the chat in a box suck up this dick oh damn I like that I goodness love that so no mistakes clean sheet damn technically Aaron Donald was listed in some betting markets but he does not fit the spirit or official guidelines of the associated press come back player of the year spirit the AP states the award is for players overcoming an illness physical injury or other circumstances that cause them to miss time what did flack I went for playing for the Browns he beat Demar Hamlin it's harder coming back from from the afterlife be signed to the Browns of course that is there any coming back from that all right great show let's spin the wheel Brandon's gone yeah yeah he was out yeah he even see the Ray Rice picture oh he's up before that yeah kind of snuck out yeah he did oh correct you're gonna have a tummy ache on porters oh no what is Ray Rice doing nowadays all right here in the mall I said it's a me baby star I was saved for a while is the act is the act is the act is the act yes time to talk shop to do a Yankee's love is the act is the act love you guys go watch porn decisions and then go watch the stream see my bye
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"Bar's Left to Dark" is a popular social deduction party game where players secretly hold roles, with good and bad guys trying to outwit each other through day and night phases.
The show features comedic and chaotic discussions about game strategies, player roles, and real-life events, such as a cicada incident and a surprising baseball game performance.
A guest appearance by Bubba Chandler, a former athlete and football recruit, includes playful banter about his background, sports experience, and a memorable moment involving a "cowbell" and recruiting.
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The transcript blends segments from a party game review and a sports-themed discussion, centering on "Bar's Left to Dark," a social deduction game where players assume secret roles to expose villains. The host highlights the game's unpredictable, chaotic nature and its appeal at parties or family gatherings. A key segment features Bubba Chandler, a former college football recruit, sharing anecdotes about his athletic past, including a memorable recruiting story involving a cowbell and a shift in commitment.
The conversation also includes humorous moments, such as a cicada incident in the home, a baseball game analysis, and a discussion about game mechanics and player performance. Interwoven are promotional elements for brands like SteleBlue Coffee, which supports animal rescues, and Pardon My Cheese Steak, which delivers game-day food. The tone remains light-hearted and engaging, combining game strategy with real-life humor and personal stories, showcasing the blend of entertainment, sports, and consumer culture in the content.
Despite minor disagreements over game execution and planning, the overall sentiment is positive, celebrating both the fun of the game and the camaraderie of the participants. The narrative ends with a nod to the evolving success of the show and a call to action for audience engagement.
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The game is called Bar's Left to Dark, created by Nick Teraney.
Roles include the cool chick, the shy guy, the gambler, the president, the mentalist, the planner, the funny guy, and more.
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