Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin

- For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Look around, lemon-forward sodas, even lemon-forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them, and squeezed out the truth. ♪ All hail the lemon ♪ - That's lemon propaganda right there. But now, 7UP is fighting back with their new lime-lemon soda. - Join the 7Uprising, flip the sip. - You two are bad friends. - Who are these two idiots? - A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. - Oh, you two are something. - We're bad friends. - Oh, that's a tight shirt. That's cool, is that new? - No, I've had it. - Oh, I like that Fleetwood Mac. Name your favorite Fleetwood Mac song, go. Love that. That's my favorite kind of stuff right there, dude. - I hate being- - Put on the spot, I know. - I hate it. - How'd you do last night? - You were in a real bad mood last night for some reason. I said hello to you in the hallway. - I'll tell you why. - And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been friends for 15 years. - I'll tell you why. - I literally was like, "Hey, man." And he goes, "Hey, I don't even wanna be here." Like a little- I was like, "What does that have to do with me?" - 'Cause right before, you don't know what happened right before. - Well, tell me. - This guy comes up to me and goes, "Hey." I go, "What's up?" He's like, "What's up, you don't remember me?" And I'm like, "No." He's like, "2018, dude." And I go, "What?" - Was that Mr. 2018? - Yeah, Mr. 2018. - That guy won- - I go, "What?" He goes, "Second show, Saturday night. "Braya, dude. "I was with the funny hat and the weird shoes. "You made fun of, you know, like that kind of thing." Like, I'm supposed to go, "Oh, yeah!" - You didn't remember him? - No, I didn't remember him, dude. - Well, he's here now. Come on in, Marcus. - Do you ever get that? - No. - Where people are like, "You don't remember me?" - Yeah, I mean, I've had people that say that. Not people in the crowd, but people say, "Do you not remember me?" And it's the meanest, rudest thing you can say. Oh, I've had someone go, "You don't remember me, do you?" And you're like, "Okay, well, that's. "What do you want me to do here?" - I know. - "How do you want me to get out of this?" - Right. - A guy yesterday said- - Sometimes he does, happens all the time. - I love, look, here, can we, I love fans. I want to say hi to everyone. - Me too, I love them. - But also, say hi in not the weirdest way possible. - Right. - A guy literally yesterday goes, "Am I mistaken or are you a podcaster?" How would you like me to respond? - He was mistaken. - He was mistaken. - I go, "I don't know, buddy." - Yeah. - "I don't know what else to say." And then I feel weird and I get in the car and I go, "What was that?" - Yeah. - But what was I supposed to do? Go, "Yes, it's me, the podcaster." - Yeah. - In a long line at a checkout at a hardware store. I feel, I don't, what do you want me to say? - Just say yes. - I, yes, and then what? - Yeah, I know. - Then it's weird, then he's like, "Okay." And then, just waiting with my stuff. It just, just say hi. - Just say hi. Or when they're jokey too, I don't like it. - Well, you get it way worse. - Ken Jeong, what's up? You hear me? And then like five minutes later, "Just kidding, bro. I hope I didn't cross a line." It's like, it wasn't funny. - I'm regretting a little bit putting up the post for your mom's birthday because, man, am I giving everyone residents to go, "I'm Barbie mom, I'm doing it again. I'm fueling the fire." - It's my special, it's in my special. - I know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And you know what? - Yeah. - Very cool. - You're cool. - No, no, I think it's very cool. - You're cool. - Boy, oh boy, am I excited to see this special when the first cut comes out. - I saw it already. - Has anybody else seen it? - No, I saw it. - You better let me see it. - I saw it, it's upstairs. - I know, they're literally here. - They're literally upstairs. - They edited my special too upstairs. That's the first time. - It was the first time where I sat down and I watched the whole thing. And guess what? - Fantastic. - Not fantastic, but it was serviceable. - Come on, shut up. - No, serviceable is good. - I bet it's great. - No, I can't tell if it's great, but I'm watching and going, oh, I do seem like a standup. - You're a 30 year professional. - I understand that, but I watch it and it's like, oh, that was okay. That was good. - I bet you it's more than okay. It's better than okay. Serviceable is a good word though. That should be my next special, serviceable. - Yeah. - Standup, here it is. I did some. - Yeah. - Yeah, why not? - If I do one in my life, it's like, that's a good one to have out there. - Yeah, look at that. Fulfilling its function adequately, usable. That's serviceable, functional and durable, rather than attractive. - Yeah. - That's also true. - Yeah. - Neither of us are that attractive, but we are functional and durable. - Yeah. - I don't think I'm ever gonna do one again. I thought about that the other night. Aristotle was like, what's going on? I'm like, I'm doing all new stuff lately. - You crush every time, even, you know, you're the weirdest guy because it's like, you'll do a special and then like fucking two months later, you already have a new 15. - Yeah. - I know, but it's, you know, but I don't. - Crushing, crushing. Last night you were crushing. - No, but I. - With the new 15. - I don't think I'll ever do another special again. - I don't really believe that. I think I'm done doing them. I think they're fun, but I'm like, I think something else is gonna happen in the world of standup. Like I think something is on the move. - Ooh, AI? - Well. - I, I? - I, I. - I, I. - That's what I call it, I, I. - My cousin told me the other night about, they had a meeting. He works at Apple, you know my cousin. He said they had a meeting about that Tom Cruise Brad Pitt. They had an internal meeting about the detriment of that to the business. - Wow. - And it went crazy viral. You know that scene we showed of the Brad Pitt? - Yeah, I saw it, yeah. I've been watching it. - People are panicked about it. - Ooh. - Because it's so good and so real, people are now like freaking out. So internally they're like, what's going on? What are we gonna, how are we gonna stop this? Because people at home are gonna start just making full films using AI. - Yeah, they would say that Netflix, the future of Netflix, someone was imagining you just prompt it and then it gives you the movie that you just prompted. - And let me tell you something, we've been joking about that for a long time. Netflix is 100% gonna do that. Why would they not? I don't like it, but what's gonna stop 'em? - You talk quick. - Yeah. - It's a little too quick for me. - You had a couple cups off to this point. I was throwing the ball with the dog and had a couple cups of coffee. - That's what I'm saying. - And then I spilled coffee all over my pants. - You should have been an auctioneer. - And my dog laughed at me. I spilled coffee all over my pants when I was throwing the ball this morning and she went. You know when the dog, when they do some human shit and you're like, don't laugh, that's not funny. - Yeah. - And the dog was like, just throw the ball, man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Just throw the fucking ball and shut up. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Your dogs are the best. - I ran into another dog this morning, a similar looking dog, but a white version. I have a black dog. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - As you know. - Yeah. - Jet Black. - Yeah. - That's his name, Jet Black. - And the white version, did he have like a gold chain? - The white, that's what my black dog said. He was appropriating my walk. - Yeah. - 'Cause the dog was walking with kind of like a little swagger. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - My dog did not like that. - Yeah, 'cause your dog is black, but suburban. - Suburban. - Suburban black. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Oh. - My dog is John Ryan. - Hello, Bobby, good to see you. You would think they would be like, "What's up?" But it's not. - Hello, Robert. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very proper. - Would you like something to drink? - Yeah. - It's a girl, but yeah. - She is, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, 2026. - She went to Brown University. - Uh-huh. - She went to Black University. That's enough of this. - It's enough of that. - You know what I almost went to go see last night? Good luck, have fun, don't die. Or have fun, good luck, don't die. 'Cause I saw the trailer and I thought, "This looks really good." Except it does look amazing. Except every single trailer now, or every new movie, is end of the world. So here's what I propose to Bobby Lee. - Yes, I'll do it. - This is all kind of dystopian, scary, the world is over shit. Like "Pluribus" all the time. Why don't we make a show where we save the world, it's not ending, we fix it? 'Cause these are kind of like doomsday film. Everything is a doomsday film. - Yeah. - What's a boomsday film? Let's do a boomsday. - Yeah, a boomsday. - With us, where we're having a blast. - Is there a doomsday happening in the movie and we reverse it or? - I think it's the end. So these movies are like the beginning of doomsday. I think that doomsday is over, it's already happened, and we fix the world. - We fix it. - Yeah, like we go through the steps to fix the world. Don't you think that's a good idea? - That's really good. - Because all these doomsday films make me sad. Like this looks awesome, but man, does it look sad. - Yeah. - Like he's come from the future and he's telling all of us it's over. So it's about to happen. That's the trailer. And I was like, can this just be, it's all over, everything is bad, but Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino have to fix it. - Okay, good. - Don't you like that? - I like that a lot. - Doomsday film, Bobby Lee and Santino. - Let's do a movie where all of a sudden this big thick guy from the fucking future comes. - Chappelle Lacey? - Yeah, like Chappelle Lacey, but he's sort of like an AI killing machine. - Oh, that makes sense. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what happens is we have a friend named Sarah Connor. - I'm listening. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Pretty good, right? - Yeah. - So far? Yeah, yeah. - It's a good movie. - It's a good name. That's a really, really catchy name. - What? - Sarah Connor. - Yeah. - Really good. - But she's not the android machine killing machine. - Is she human? - Yes. - Wow. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. - And he goes, he has to say, I'll be back all the time. He has to say all day, yeah. - That's his catchphrase? - Yeah, yeah, I'll be back all the time. - Really good, Bob. - Yeah, thank you so much. - You should write this down. - Yeah. - Wasn't the original catchphrase, I will be right back? Isn't that the joke is I will be right back? - And he changed it? - Yeah. - And they got an argument about it. - I'll be caught, Arnie. That's not what it, you know, is that what happened? - No, the original line was, yeah, yeah, yeah. The original line is, I'll come back. And I guess he said, a machine wouldn't say, I'll come back. - Really? - Yeah, he said that. Apparently he was like, well, I mean, that's kind of how he talks in real life. - Yeah. - He probably just misread it five times and they were like, we'll just keep it. I'll be back. They're like, Arnold, it's I'll come back. He's like, I'll be back. They're like, fine. - I'll be back. - We can't do 12 more takes. He fucked it up every time. But truthfully, apparently he was saying they got into an argument about it. - Yeah. - And it became one of the most iconic lines in the film, but it was jokingly written as I'll come back. Kind of powerful. I'm the director, okay? Yeah. And I was like, hey, Arnold? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I've never seen you do your Arnold. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So how good is this movie going to be? Aren't we killing it? We're crushing. I love you, Arnold. Listen, Cameron, James, aren't we crushing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All I want to do is lift weights. Yeah, yeah. And coming, I'm coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, we're shooting something right now. I'm still coming. I know. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home. I understand. But can I just- I will be coming. I know, but that's not the line. Can I say that in the film? No, you can't. It's- I'll be coming? Yeah. I'll be coming. No, the line is, I'll come back. No, we got to go. The light's, we're losing light. Okay, I'll be coming. Are you back? I know. I'll come back is the line. I'll come all over you. All right, guys, guys, get your, and action. I'll be back. Stop, cut. You don't have to make the noise. I want to make the sounds. We're going to do that in post. I want to do the sounds. I understand that, but we have- I love sound. All right, well, you can do the sound. We're just going to- That's not the kind of sounds we're going to use, but anyway, guys, and action. I'll be back. Okay. I'll be back. It's cut. I winked to the camera. I understand that, but really good. Where's Will Sassa when we need him? That was my favorite. The greatest one. My favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger present. No, Sassa was the king, dude. I got good news for the crew. What? We're doing it. And that's all I want. I know. You know what I'm talking about. I really don't. We're going to- We're going to Japan. Oh, we are? I got the sign off. We're ready to rock and roll. Oh, yes. I'm going to be coming from Hawaii, and I will meet you guys in Japan. Wait, we're doing it in July? Yeah. Okay, good. I'm already halfway there, so I said we're planning something with the family, and I said, if I'm halfway there, would it be cool if we just jet to Japan with bad friends? My wife was like, I think that'd be awesome. And I was like, this is perfect. It literally is going to line up perfect. Really? So we got to start booking flights to Japan. How long are we going to be there? What do you want to do? Six days? Seven days? That's a long ride. Yeah. That's enough. I mean, but do we just want to do Tokyo, or do we want to go- Okinawa. Okinawa. Okinawa. Okinawa. That's where Mr. Miyagi's from, Okinawa. Yeah, I can't wait. So we'll fly into Tokyo, and then we'll figure it out. We should take the bullet train. That would be fun to go down to Kyoto or whatever. Whoa. And then Brad Pitt's going to be on the train. We're going to fight. Yeah. What's that movie called? Bullet Train. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was a good one. That was a good movie. I can't wait. So we're going to do it. We'll start locking it up. We'll be bad friends in Japan. We won't do shows or anything. It would be cool if we set up some kind of fun- Not even a show, but like a- Meet and greet. Meet and greet or something for Japanese fans? Yeah, yeah. Would that be kind of fun to do? Let's do a meet and greet. Yeah, just like a- At a comic store or something. Yeah, like a local hangout. Yeah. A comic store? Yeah. I bet we have some fans in Japan. Don't you think? I think we have about four or five. That's enough for a comic book store. That's enough for a comic book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why'd you say comic book store? That's exactly where our fans would be in Japan. Yeah, exactly. No, I'm thinking of logistics for myself as someone working, and I was like, ugh. Yeah, it's a pain for you. All right, just anywhere. Coffee shop. How about this, Bob? Hotel lobby. Oh, you know what they have? These massive video game arcade places, and you should play fans one-on-one in games. Yes. Okay. That is a great idea. Yeah, yeah. Right? They have these massive video game like that. Oh, yeah. They have ones where they hold tournaments, though. They hold weekly tournaments you can go to. I think that would be fun. God, those buildings are so cool looking. You know what the wildest shit is? What? Every floor is something different, too. Yeah. You'll walk in, and it'll be like, first floor is a restaurant. Second floor is like a- Look at that. A shop for shopping. The third one is a massage place. The fourth one is like a, you know, whatever. It's all- Fucky, fucky. I can't wait. Yeah. Japan, here we come. We're going to Japan. Two dollar, you touch your butt. You know, two dollar. Is this still two dollars? I don't know. No, this is three now. Oh, okay. It's like New York pizza. They raise the prices. It's $1.50 now. I can't wait. Yeah. The boys are going to go to Japan. Oh, you're going to? That's up to us. What? I said I got to film it. But that's up to us. Oh, you got to film it? Because he does jump on a lot of- He gets to jump on a lot of, hey, I'm doing this. So we get to decide. Do they speak English there, or is it going to be hard? No. No, no English. Hasn't made its way over there yet. Yeah, okay. It's got to go all the way around. They've heard it? No. Yeah. No, they don't even know it. Yeah. Are you a flat earther? What's going on here? I'm a square earther. Four sides. No, they do speak English. In fact, when we go to Okinawa, which I have been down there, there's certain islands you go to, they do not speak English. So you better get that Google Translate ready to rock and roll. Yeah. Okay. I'm ready to go. Oh, I'm so excited. We're going to- We should dress up as ninjas. You should. Yeah. No, you should too. I can't. Why? It's funny. They would like it more on me than you because you're Korean and they get mad at you, but me, they're like, this is good. This is good, yeah. Yeah. This is good. This is good. This is funny when he does it. We can't cosplay it? Dude, half of Japan is cosplay. Yeah. I mean, the whole country is cosplay. Make it more American. I'll come as an American eagle. Yeah. You can come up as- Well, Carlos would be the bald eagle. He'd be the American bald eagle. You can go as Pumpkin Spice. Pumpkin Spice the latte. Yeah. Who wants a sip? Yeah, we should dress up in American bald eagle. American, yeah. Taken back, dude. Yeah. We should get into something funny. Sorry. Just chatting. That's fine. No, we're doing good, right? I just like chatting with you. Everything's fine. What is that? Hmm. Oh, this is a, what is this? A hand-to-get person get a, oh boy. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, don't laugh. Is there a stitch? Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't laugh, Ted. Let's see. Don't laugh. Don't. Whoa. The sound immediately, I think, of the, the, and cut to music, and no one helps her. See, that guy right there. That guy right there. Didn't, well try. Too slow. Too slow, dude. You wouldn't help. What? You would not help. Yeah, because I, I like a good laugh. But, wow. That's the Bart that's up in San Francisco, right? And why, why do you know he says she? Yeah. Because men would just, men would just take the hit. Why is she color coordinating? That actually looks cool. Look at, I'm wearing, I'm wearing a green, green shirt. I'm gonna wear my green shoes as well. Well, if you dissect this, that's 100% an Asian woman. A, this is in the Bay Area. Two, she's wearing the visor. That is dead giveaway for Asian woman. And gloves. And gloves. Yeah, wow. And gloves. And it's like 74 degrees. Yeah, wow. That's funny. I saw Leo last night go into a, or no, two nights ago, go into a place. Leo, really? Where? Look, he looks, it's so funny. He looks the same in real life that he looks on TV. I was waiting for a car at valet, and he was going into like a secret club, but he had his hat on low. Yeah. And the valet goes, "Oh, Leo's here." I was like, well, don't, I wouldn't say that out loud. Yeah. Did you go say hi? Fuck no. Why not? He doesn't know me. You're a part of that. No, no, he went into his club thing. It was like a private club. What do you mean? I'm not, what? What are you talking about? Yeah. Leo would be like, "Get away, get away." But he was wearing his hat real low like he does. It's kind of wild, dude. I love that. I can't believe he still lives in LA. That was my first thought. Why would he live here anymore? 'Cause he's a '90s dude. He's still, yeah, he's like you. He still has Hollywood dreams. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, give me a city that's better. No, I mean, for a guy like him where everywhere you go is a thing, he could hide out somewhere. He could go to like Montana and just live, you know. Oh, that's what, yeah, yeah, yeah. He can have a ranch or something. A lot of those guys, they disappear. They go somewhere where nobody bothers them. Yeah. Robert Duvall died. What did you do? You know, luckily for the first time, we didn't call out any of these deaths. Thank God. Yeah. We did mention Catherine O'Hara, sadly, rest in peace. He was 95 though. But you know who died today? What? The triple. It was Catherine O'Hara, Robert Duvall, and today, Jesse died. Oh, Jesse Jackson, that's right. Oh, that's right, Jesse Jackson. Jesse Jackson died this morning, the Reverend. What? RIP, Chicago legend. Yeah. Died in Chicago, not from Chicago, died in Chicago. Shout out Jesse Jackson, Black History Month, no less. God, what a legend. Remember the single tear he did when Barack won? Zoom in on that face. Look at that face. That does look like the Cosby, like mm, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. When Cosby was doing, "Pudding!" Yeah. He's got that like, "I'm up to something." Yeah. He's got fish eyes too. Yeah, he does have fishy eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, no- Perfect circle head. Is Dolly Parton alive? Yeah, she's alive, yeah. 'Cause I saw her on a billboard on the way here, and I had that thought, should I mention it? Because maybe, 'cause how old is she now? We can test the fate. I don't like that, I don't want her to pass away. 80, yeah. Oh, it's a good bet though. I know. We should have a Bad Friends death poll here, where you can bet, the fans can bet with us on who's gonna die next. I don't want her to die, I'm saying that, but I saw her on a billboard and I thought, I don't know if she's alive or not. You know, if she died, you know what would die like two days after her? Her titties. They stay alive for two days. They do? Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah, they're big, guys. They're their own organism now. They're huge. Yeah. Are they real? They're real, right? Yeah. Come on, brother. What? You think an 80-year-old has tits up to her chin? No. No, I don't think she's got breast surgery, look it up. You're out of your mind. No, those are real. No, they're not. It's like, I don't even have to Google it, but I will, 'cause I- Yeah, I want you to Google it, I want you to Google it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the most, she talks very openly. My bet is no. My bet is, everyone let's see consensus. Yes. Yeah, yes. I bet you all the money you have. How about you? Yes, McCone? They're fake, yeah. No, they're real. Go ahead, Google it. Dolly Parton's breasts are not natural. Fuck! Breast augmentation lifts to advance her signature look. They're real expensive and they're real nice. Let me tell you something, honey, they're real nice. They're real fun to suck on. Wow, that's disappointing. She's always been fun on talk shows about it. She's a good actress too. She's the shit. Dolly Parton's the shit. Was she in "Steel Magnolias"? Is that the movie that she was in? Yeah. Do you like that movie? It was good. I love that movie. I haven't seen it in a long time. Yeah, yeah, I love "Steel Magnolias". Is she on Raya? Have you seen her on Raya? Yeah. I wouldn't even swipe for her. Why? Just the, it's just. Where would you take Dolly Parton? That's just like, where do you go? You know what I mean? I don't know any barbecue shops really or. Shop? You're going to take me to a barbecue shop? You sweet little noodle you. Come on baby, let's go to a barbecue shop. Yeah, like I don't know, I don't know cowboy stores. I don't know any of that. Y'all won't believe it. Bobby Lee was knobbing on my knobs. He was slopping on my knobs the other day. Yeah. I just don't know where to take her. She's still pretty sexy. Yeah. How old is Sally Field now? Oh, so old. 79. Wow. Still a babe though. Yeah. After all these years. Legend. You know why these women are still babes? Like her. Because she just, she didn't fuck with her face. Yeah, Julia Roberts doesn't fuck with her face. That's why she looks so pretty. Yeah, 58. She's 60 years old. She's a mega babe. That's amazing. Dylan McDermott, what's this about? You like him? He's 64. He's 64 and he looks great. You like this guy? Yeah, you like him? I like, you know what? I do like him more than Sally Field. I would fuck him more. You're off your head. Yeah. Sally Field is a legend. Dylan McDermott, he's not a legend. His looks are compared to her. Bradley Cooper just did something weird to his face. He did. I saw that on the thing. I know. Hey, on March 27th, the ass kicking comedy event of the year drops. Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice streaming only on Hulu. It stars Vince Vaughn, James Marson, and Asa Gonzalez. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Vince Vaughn? Yeah, man. He's twice as tall as me. I think more than that. Well, in this movie, there are two of them. He time travels back to fix a night that went horribly wrong. So your entire 20s? Exactly. But he goes back as his own wingman. Two Vince Vaughns trying to save the day. I need that. 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What a crazy movie. I saw that before I was supposed to. Look at the cast. Zoom in. Can you zoom in at the cast? Wilford Brimley. Wilford Brimley, when he did the movie, when he did Cocoon, how old was he when he did Cocoon? He's looked the same. Yeah, yeah. How old was he when he did Cocoon? He was 49. He was 50 years old. Dude. Like you, right now. I know. Isn't that insane? I'm 54. I'm five, six years older than him. Yeah, but you could, this means you could have a resurgence. I know, but he was in a fucking, you know what I mean, nursing home in the movie. Actors did look so much older. Why did he look so old? Everybody looks much older. Everybody looked older back then because nobody took care of themselves. He was probably ripping two packs a day, drinking every night. There's no like Korean, they probably didn't know about Korean facial creams or whatever. Look at that. That's Paul Rudd at 52 and Wilford Brimley at 52. Isn't that insane? That looks like his son. Yeah. Grandson even. Yeah, this is because no one cared back then. It's unbelievable. You didn't need to take care of yourself. It didn't matter. In fact, you probably got more roles when you got older, looking older because they needed older people in movies. Yeah, but if, because, so in 2026, if he was like 48, he'd look different, you think? What could he do to look more hipster? He's got Balenciaga on. Hell yeah. Right. Are you shopping at Gucci? He's got Gucci slides. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, what could he do? I'm sure there's a fix. Yeah. Look at you. You don't look 54. Most people on the internet think we're the same age. I know, but in the 50s, I think I would look still the same, like the way I look now. You don't think I would? No chance. You would be an old Korean man in the 50s. Really? An old, haggard-y Korean man in the 50s. What? Well, you wouldn't be in the business, first of all. Yeah, but what do I do different now? What do you mean? Were there any Korean actors in the 50s? No, no, no. I mean, that's what I'm saying. You wouldn't have been in. Yeah. There had to have been maybe one. Who was that? Yeah, it was tough. Oh, there you go. Key actors in the 50s, South Korean film industry, because you have your own independent film industry. Exactly. Yeah. Bari Wood. I'd have to go back to Korea to work, I think. Yeah, but look at that. They look pretty. Yeah. But they're all very young, I bet. They're all probably 19 to 25. They were very young back then. Yep. Like in that guy on the right, playing 40, but he's 20. Yeah. That's what they did back then. You'd play much older as a younger person. Yeah. I mean, Judy Garland was 16 in Wizard of Oz, right? Or 15 or something. Wow. And they made her pretend, they put her in that film as if she's a young woman, but she's a high schooler. Yeah. Wow. Crazy. Crazy times. What a great movie. Wizard of Oz. Honestly? Honestly? Yeah. No. I mean, for the time. Yeah. What don't you like about Wizard of Oz? I don't like that when they get to the wizard. Oh, here we go. He's just a little weak man behind a curtain. I understand the message, but I want him to be more badass. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. You came back. You followed the road. How did you find me? All episodes, I'm going to put it right so we can do it. Boost it up. And the whiz, right? That was the black version. The black version, yeah. I would love an Asian version. That'd be great. The whiz. Yeah. If you look at the Tin Man, you look, it's made in China. Right? Yeah. We've lost Toto. The first scene. Yeah, Toto's gone. Yeah. And then all you hear is this character go. The lion. Yeah, the lion. I didn't eat him. Okay, cowardly lion. That'd be amazing. Yeah. Yeah. But who would be the witch? No yellow brick road because they would get lost. They would get lost on the road. Camera wise. They would just blend in. They would just blend in, right? Follow the red brick road. We do white road. White road. Follow the white road. They should do an Asian whiz. Yeah, they should do an Asian whiz. The black whiz, that was Michael Jackson, right? Did he write that movie? I don't think so. But he wrote the soundtrack. Yeah. Yeah. Follow the yellow brick road. Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the red brick road. Yeah. No, bad? No, very good. Yeah, and the monkeys too, right? Didn't they have monkeys, flying monkeys in that? Yeah. And they were really depressed, all those actors. Yeah. Like the little people on that were treated so awful. Yeah. And then the rumor that one guy killed himself ended up being not true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really, who? They said a little person actor hung himself in the woods and apparently you could see it in the original cut, but that's not true. Man, Brad looks different, huh? 49. There's just something about it. You know what they represented? Yeah. There's Jim Henson in there like. I mean, it doesn't look real. By the way, why didn't they get, those are all really old men and they should have gotten little people, little kids, or just get little kids to play little people. Yeah. No, but that wouldn't have been. Dude, imagine. That wouldn't have been okay. Yeah. Imagine if you were a dwarf actor and you didn't get the role. I didn't get it. What? What? I mean. Come on. There's 10,000 roles. I didn't get it. Nothing, not even a callback. You know, they all shared one trailer. They put them all in one trailer. One trailer. Yeah. It's how awful. They were treated so poorly. They talk about it. It was so awful. the way that this movie was filmed, the way they did it. And also, she was treated like shit. abused the whole time it's crazy oh yeah what's his name in legend um yeah r2d2 imagine dude scenes and tattooing in that thing for hours for hours imagine that you'd do it i mean you do it after i think after i did star wars the success success i think the first time you're doing it you're like no one's gonna watch this and i'm in this tin can in the in the desert but you but you still get the you still get the the praise of the fans because they know it's you because they promote it as you i know but no one knew star wars is going to be that big no not the first one yeah so in the first one he's like fuck this you know i mean and then the second one he's probably like yeah put me in that imagine the call from his agent we did it wait wait he has dwarf agents you think they have regular hey joey you did it you got the part you want someone like you to represent you oh you really yeah yeah that's why you should have asian representation i used to i still kind of have a korean um agent i think you should have more lawrence harper commercial we're these jewish asian agents we need them oh no god one of the trees from lord of the rings is here guys get in there dude you're not you're not doing anything you're fine ladies and gentlemen for our our our uh fans at home we have a a guest that joined us one of our favorite people on earth and very funny a ballot a ballot holder a potential t to the basketball hall of fame like ladies and gentlemen it's like blake griffin you know this right he is on the ballot to go to the hall of fame yeah i don't know much yeah yeah yeah i don't know much about it but do you know i'll tell you this though i'll tell you this i know that you're a professional basketball player was was right but i mean but i don't judge it by that who did he play for what who did he play for name name anybody he played for off go ahead what do you play for 35 teams how many teams did you play for i played for i played for just start naming uh the nuggets nope no the golden what's at the golden ah the golden yes the goldens the goldens what's it called it all goes back to asian what asian themed stuff yeah golden state warriors like ah the sun the rising suns were you on the dragons when were you on the dragon yeah yeah this is embarrassing for me dude you're more like uh keep going you got it you can guess i know you can get it yeah yeah oh fuck i put the sun on the dragon yeah yeah this is embarrassing for me dude you're more like uh you got it you can guess i know you can get it yeah yeah oh fuck i put the sun on the dragon yeah yeah this is embarrassing for me dude you're more like uh you got it you can guess i know you can get it yeah yeah oh fuck i put the sun on the dragon trailblazers brazers is crazy you are sticking with it yeah yeah yeah that's crazy how many more shots the dynamite mines he was in those oh dynamite i don't think that was i think that's lying there's no dynamite utah dynamite yeah yeah what city yeah was the hub for no longer needing the railroads that hmm oh oh salt what no i could think about where we're recording give me different it's like the home detroit there you go yeah yeah what's the team name what's fucking the lions yeah yeah you were you played for the lions i played center for the lions i thought that was football it is it is yeah that's not a football player what what is give me the first initial of the p p detroit oh pistons yeah oh yeah yeah for pistons did blake griffin ever play basketball here in los angeles i thought he played for the lakers but no is there another is there another team in l.a what is there another team in l.a yeah yeah the lakers that uh give me first initial c is that the celtics yes i did play for the celtics did you really that's not the la that's boston though that's boston yeah there you go clippers yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's one more but this one could be tough give me the city no the city give away yeah i'm gonna give you the i'll give you the state yeah give me the states give me the state new york oh the new york new york the new york give me the first initial no no no come on why because i want you to find it okay in fact the team didn't used to be in new york they were in new jersey yeah maybe that helps it won't that's that makes it it makes it harder can you just give me the first initial man you're making it embarrassing it's uh it's an integral part to a basketball hoop that's right cylinders yes oh yes the new york cylinders brooklyn cylinders even if we tell you the brooklyn do you know about the brooklyn you know team in brooklyn do you know who they are this is the initial first initial well what is the part of a basketball hoop that you know other than the rim the rim and the and the net there's no new york nets that's right there's not is there nets yes we just told you this oh really brooklyn nets dude yeah you're really good on that dude here i am thanks man you're a big fan right yeah zoom into that real fast that's a great squad by the way look at that dude look at the powerhouse oh yeah but here's what can you name any of those guys i'll try can you know what's the name of those guys which one's blake how about that all the way to the right there it is yeah nice funky web is he in that yeah spunky web is in the top middle who else name these guys i know you know them david chambers david chambers on the top left yes very good um there's always one african guy like um frank okay close though yeah so and also there's always a croatian or something yes there's actually a native american on that team right there okay yeah really which one's native american yeah i don't know much dude i don't know it doesn't matter but this was an amazing team fear the beard number 13 is there durant james horn that's a crazy crew who's the white guy you know the white guy is is he legend he is he's an awesome guy he's a great guy but he's a basketball legend and i i wouldn't he's not like a like the hall of fame type of but he's like john stockton not that's a legend that's a yeah that's oh he's not that players of all time oh stockton is yeah yeah yeah okay i don't even i can't believe i even know that his name is john stockton yeah you know more players than you lead on like i think you know name another famous basketball player go fast go i know you know magic johnson yes see yeah yeah who else um we got scotty pippen 100 see i know you know you know a lot he does you're killing this dude yeah i remember the phoenix suns chambers the center forward center forward for the phoenix what's his first name tom chamber tom chambers yeah there you go chambers of commerce how do you know tom chambers because of video games video games yeah yeah yeah video games should help yeah yeah yeah video games should help yeah there he is tom chamber do you know him tom chambers uh i i don't think i've ever i may have met him before yeah what legends have you met i'm gonna throw this what most of them if they're still alive why are you laughing he's with jordan he's about to get into hall of fame i know he's great well he knows the legends he is a legend this is more about youth can i just say something yeah right there's certain comedy legends that i don't know who um i've never met um russell brand you're right i know russell oh you know yeah you know everybody and everybody there is one legend i don't know ramdas you're not familiar with ramdas ramdas i don't know yeah you don't know him yeah yeah yeah um let me think who have i not met you've met eddie murphy you've met eddie i've never met eddie ever met we met him together no i've never met eddie murphy i just recently got a instagram notification see if i still have it from whom oh oh no it's gonna be a big name dude no no no no no no deepak chopra richard pryor started following me whoa whoa that's a good one good news bad news one he's alive yeah yeah is he here with epstein i don't know that really shocked me richard pryor started following yeah yeah does richard pryor follow you no god i'm a little bum that pryor followed you from the group maybe rain prior you know his daughter oh right maybe she runs the account maybe rain prior does yeah richard you know her daughter yeah rain prior let me see if i can find the screenshot of it wait richard pryor is his icon him on fire hey he does follow me but i don't follow him back does he follow me yeah i didn't know whether to follow back or not i i don't think it's a follow back this is a there's a corporate account run by yeah someone else i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah kill tony yeah he's a big guy richard pryor started following you that's huge wow i mean it's larry bird you know him yeah yeah i met him one time yeah yeah nice the hick from french lick that's what they call him really talk the most they think he was like the he was a dog right he would talk oh he was all heavy wait i want to this reminds me on the car ride you're going to love this on the car ride uh from uh this weekend when we were on tour so this guy that opens for me devontre coleman great comic he's sitting there and he kind of giving me looks because the driver's saying a couple things uncomfortable things and he goes uh well i'll tell you what you guys are better than tupac i had him and he was not nice and devontre goes you had tupac in the car he goes just a couple months ago had him i go well we should alert the press that's huge yeah and the devontre's giving me the don't egg this guy on because he's going to say wild yeah and then i go yeah so what what was tupac's deal he's like well he brought weed and you know they lost his bag and he had to have his pot and i was like tupac lost his weed that he trapped by the way oregon weed's very legal there so tupac brought weed a couple months ago and got lost his back and then he goes he goes yeah and i go you sure it was tupac he goes oh yeah he he sings um funky cold medina that's like swear to god no in oregon this is in oregon funky colmadino staying true to the west coast yeah who is of course tone loke ah not tupac tupac and i said are you sure it's not tone loke he goes that's who it is that was him well he was a meanie and then i have to give you one more story this guy blew my mind so the car gets quiet then he pipes up again somehow we're joking around about the files about the epstein files and then he goes i go well you know they should uh they should public execute you know they should just do like we should do public execution we should and it should be pay-per-view you'd pay for it and everyone we're joking around about it and then he goes i agree i agree and i go i go yeah you like that we should take out everyone on the on the list he goes yeah i'd prefer just historically because of me i prefer hanging myself and devontre just slowly turned and i was like all right brother i think uh let's stop chatting i'm gonna get on my phone now he literally said i prefer hanging wow and i was like hanging oh boy it was because you forget dude oregon's the west coast but rural oregon is not the rural oregon is not uh are you like a get in the uber or is this like a driver it's a driver that works get in and you right away you're like all right let me feel them out or because i try to go quiet because you never know what you're going to open up and then i always get nervous i'm like if they're familiar with you at all with for you it's got to be impossible for them to not know who you are we can kind of get away with it sometimes but then i think they're listening to every word that we're saying yeah so especially if i'm with people that are opening for me i'm always like we should because sometimes people talk about stuff that we know and friends i'm always like let's not he can hear he's going to listen also a lot of drivers have those little cameras i think about that all the time i think i mostly think about it when i'm just getting just getting a bug just huffing a bug you just like make eye contact yeah you talk to him right when you get in i just there's the hey hello yeah but do you and then i try to i try to sometimes i just take airpods and i go hey guys yeah i'm here i'm in a car so i'm going to be on mute but i'm listening videos so good i did the phone call thing too but the ride was like an hour and a half it was tough to keep that up yeah i had to improvise a fake phone call for two hours no johnny he was at the halfback he's a halfback guy just making shit up how did we lose the deal yeah yeah how did we lose it two hours of that we had a driver in england that he we had on video that we posted on the phone and he was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so we were asking him questions because we really wanted to know like he showed us the studio right that um was abby road was accorded at right and then we pass it we're like what's that and he's like oh and we're like oh shit i don't 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could never huge feet you want to throw them on no i don't want to throw them on yeah come on let me see you with his shoes on uh you're six nine holy shit are you dating married what's going on with you i'm just getting right down to it he's always interested yeah i go direct because if you have that big a feed he's kind of i bonds out oh you're interested in me yeah oh not sexually oh okay yeah how dare you spiritually yeah spiritually maybe yeah yeah yeah um so um you're dating what's going on yeah i'm engaged yeah i'm engaged thanks amazing amazing thank you so much and guess who's gonna be the flower girl bobby you would be such a cute flower oh my god i would be the best a little sundress i would literally do it just floating down yeah i would literally do it you with the flower i mean you'd make it such a show yeah do you have a date already or no uh september yes labor day weekend 9 11 i made 9 11 wow it's a good time to do it love is in the air yeah never forget did you instantly when you met her did you instantly know she's the one or did it take time um she's pretty yeah pretty like special from the beginning he's he's looking for love is why he's so inquisitive because he's we're trying to find him love again because he's really he wants it back let's get down i'm dating somebody i'm dating good you guys meet yeah yeah we're at the comedy store but i'm you know but i'm saying is she a comic no no no no you're dating someone but i'm saying like you want marriage now you're ready yeah yeah you're ready to go oh yeah beautiful yeah he wants i'm ready yeah yeah but um what makes you know you're ready he's 54 oh okay wow yeah oh i'm about to die that's how i know my god yeah we just bought his plot of land to uh to bury him in so we figured we get that done yeah then we get a headstone yeah get married on the plot of land yeah save a little i've been taking a lot of these lately yeah that's a plug for the show no but this is real i i asked carlos last night i go bring more blue the funniest thing is we do do blue chew reads for the show but bobby eats the bags he rips through them and we don't then we don't have them to do the reads because he's like they're at the house you're just popping them like oh my god no no it's just like because i'm on lexa pro you cannot get or even a rat not at all at all so the lexa pro and the blue chew are just fighting yeah they're fighting each other yeah yeah who wins that's the commercial blue chew wins every time baby commercial yeah yeah i need it you do really it works though but without coming is hard okay coming is hard but without the lexa pro you're fine yeah yeah i'm coming i'm coming at the gym i'm coming at home have you you've seen that right arnold god it's the best wait but without the lexa pro you are fine if i wasn't on it no yeah i'd be fine yeah but you feel so much better on lex it's really astounding how you just it affects your sex drive what are they called ssris oh like whole drive i think the whole drive even now it's a whole drive it's a whole drive it's a like last night i was at the comedy so we were at the show and i was going in the back and there was a really cute girl and she grabbed my wrist and she's like where are you going right i'm going home i think that's the lexa pro talking take my yeah like i didn't even because normally what i would do is i'd wait for the whole show to end yeah then i'll position myself smoke a cigarette outside of the main room door i know what you do yeah and then you grab them and go what's up you have fun right but i didn't even do that i did this and i went home but then if you did this and then you got in your car pop the bluetooth and you're like i'm gonna have a chat with that lady yeah then i have to drive back yeah you gotta go back yeah but it it affects my sex drive i think that's something that ballplayers can't do like you can't wait outside of the stadium have a cigarette no i usually don't yeah but you know guys will guys will use the uh lock the bench attendance the locker room attendance they sit out there on the court during the game and they'll use it they'll do that oh really they'll do that go talk to that girl from yeah they sent them over that's great guys it's like uh carlos is like you're a runner yeah except i was take the girls from the players okay player i'll see you i'll do half and half what do you what you said no man you said exactly you're saying yeah if you're an assistant at an nba game you would get a girl over blake griffin yeah if he was pointing at a girl i'd be like hey blake uh you know he's got some other girls tonight but you roll with me you know maybe we'll see him at 3 a.m 4 a.m yeah same when i do a bob that is exactly that is precisely i'm joking i don't no no i let it go no that is legitimately true it's the ketamine cut talking the ketamine yeah are you guys doing ketamine yeah he's on ketamine he was this he was on this weekend he's he's uh he's gonna be in time out because he's supposed to be sober but not happening i guess okay and they go to the gay nightclubs and they party all night we don't have to tell blake about the game no blake likes to hear that kind of stuff i love i love are you kidding me come on you would kill it at the abbey thanks man make that part of your speech blake who i would have killed it at the abbey just letting you guys know blake who's the most famous person that's been courtside when you were playing oh my gosh would anybody make you nervous yeah does it make you nervous never no basketball i played i've literally been able to dribble ball since i could walk right no it's like the one thing second hand well i'm saying we don't you see someone famous in a crowd at a show you're not you it's awesome you're not you're like stoked yeah i don't care nervous yeah yeah i don't know it depends on who like you've like seeing denzel or like you've seen denzel or like you've seen denzel or like you've seen denzel or like you've seen denzel or jack nichols like jack nicholson or um borak obama is jack even borak obama yeah borak i'm still i've never played but borak was there you don't know borak there was a game look this up look up look up n64 turak t-u-r-o-k turak obama is the game i'm gonna put out where borak obama is just fighting dinosaurs turak obama taking back okay that's that's why he's so staunch on the fossil fuels that's exactly right dude so you don't get intimidated if borak or something it was it was in the sideline i'm can you i need you i don't know how to say it i refuse to say it right no he's saying it right yeah yeah borak borak obama yeah yeah yeah you wouldn't get nervous like they go borak's here not nervous i'd be like wow that's really cool yeah the guy the guy was in office for fucking almost a decade and it's borak to him never once did you hear the news and go borak and you're like no i think it's borak yeah i know they were saying that on fox news yeah they were bobby's just out of himself as a fox news guy big time damn it borak turning point guy hussein obama yeah how was the show me his papers was even born here show me how was the kid rock concert by the way it was really good we were there yeah yeah we went drink my beer kiss my frog fish i love that yeah yeah meanwhile i was listening to bad boonie yeah amazing performance bad boonie did you like it yeah it was what a great i mean i it was it was it was insane flawless it was insane it was insane i didn't understand one word he said yeah yeah i don't care i put up a google transit tv i was like fuck i'm in yeah let's go yeah more boonie he understood every word because fancy's from spain so he really got that that really tickled you didn't yeah it's not deep it's not deep oh wow i just picked up on the accident yeah thank you he's working hard to cover it up yeah oh don't cover up your no no no okay thank you i won't do it anymore okay that was actually surprisingly easy to convince you yeah he's an american citizen now so uh he's safe he's safe in here oh yeah all right that was a big deal first for a while yeah yeah we got him in and you're all good obviously yeah not really not really you say that i mean we don't really know yeah maybe i should call like a president did you ever want to did you ever want to fight someone in the crowd did you ever want yeah yeah nobody like nobody famous really uh you did want to fight a random fan i did want to fight the one of the greatest things that ever happened that throwing the water on that guy is that you know who that is who will meldman wait that's will yeah oh oh that's crazy yeah so it was a bit it was a bit god that's i never knew that's who that was yeah will meldman right there in the in the yellow shirt oh wow warriors fan i badly wanted it to be someone you didn't know because it was a great bit he threw water he reenacted it like a year like right after the playoffs oh you did yeah he threw water on a guy in a in a warrior's shirt uh by accident yeah but it was an accident by accident that's funny that that was will i couldn't even i couldn't even tell with the hat on you've never done that you've never thrown something at a fan have you ever had something thrown at you i've kicked somebody who'd you kick they turned around i kick him on the back why what as a joke but i think i did too hard it hurt i go get the fuck out of here how often are you guys kicking out hecklers not as much as much the store the store the store is pretty good about it especially now that's bobby if he was a but yeah that's one of my moves bobby would be draymond green yeah a hundred percent a hundred percent uh i'd be rodman no why not no the worm is i'm good defensively in the dress don't get defensive dude okay yeah yeah you're rodman yeah you're rodman that'd be wild that's bobby lee yeah yeah yeah which basketball player would i be if i was a famous ball player oh shit that's a good one steph curry that's a huge compliment yeah yeah i was no steven kerr steve kerr steve kerr is that who you meant when you said steph curry yes i did i did i did i did steve steve curry yeah yeah steve curry yeah yeah yeah that is 100 who i would be i think that's you that's a type yeah hey man that guy's a dog what about me i'd be yoming no no i'm yoming jeremy lynn jeremy lynn oh jeremy lynn i would be yeah wow who is the is there was there ever a short asian ball player that made it never like made it made it yeah uh honestly jeremy had a nice nice run for it jeremy's only six three something like that six two oh you're so much shorter oh yuki kawamura was five eight japanese he plays for um memphis right now yeah he still plays yeah yeah wow yuki kawamura five eight he's good that could be you yeah is he good or what he's he's a good player yeah yeah but he he's not the first guy you would sign well his stats at the draft well i mean maybe yeah yeah yuki kawa first round trip draft yuki goes to the polls can you imagine what this did for japan i mean they probably lost their mind when he got drafted yeah well by the way rui hachimura oh hachimura he's half right he's half japanese no he's really good he's a laker he's great yeah he's like six at nine six eight he's the fucking man yeah he's asian really nice guy too but here's the problem blake look you zoom yeah here's the problem enhance what's the other enhance he's asian just spinning yeah yeah you know he really does look japanese he does he really does yeah i think the other half won in this biological it always does yeah yeah first name and last name one yeah yeah yeah we hachimura yeah hachimura and there's him with his peers and speaks you know obviously speaks it so his dad was asian mom was white not black i mean no his parents were white they were both white and uh this was a big point of contention it was a big mishap the hospital was getting real loose how do you have a organ did you guys see this woman who gave birth of black as a white woman gave birth a black kid and accused the husband of cheating on her with the i've seen it time and time again it's called the blake griffin autobiography what so his mom is black brother yeah brother should we dive into it i mean well i why why is that a weird i mean dude clearly his mom is asian what the fuck his dad is black well how does he get the last name you can know in a moron do we explain it to me seriously maybe he grew up with his mom that's all i'm gonna say i don't i don't know this for a fact but maybe that's his mom wow no that's his dad yes oh all right that's his mom that's his mom i got that must be his dad i i'm not sure actually it's a good question about the last name yeah unless his dad oh look at boy i'll tell you what this is this is tough to tiptoe around what but how about this blake as a as a half in the nba oh you're half that's right you're half yeah you're one of the greatest halves that ever lived thanks yeah i mean you've got to be an inspiration to all the other halves your your combo is what your mom's white my mom is white with red hair yeah yeah he's me yeah he's me if the if we flip yeah and your dad's a large black man and my dad my dad is yeah my dad's a black man is he large he is large yeah he's six six four six five can you imagine if he wasn't he's five eight five eight his dad's that little japanese guy yeah yeah are they still together they are still together amazing yeah it's a beautiful story oh that's amazing do you ever go home and go i'm gonna come where are they like what city oklahoma city i want to go back to oklahoma city i'm just gonna go to my old room and stay for the weekend do you ever do that i do when i go home i stay with them there they have since moved to a different house that i grew up in because you help them same bed though from your childhood same bed same bed yeah and is it nice to just wake up in the morning your mom's cooking up something yeah what do you think it's a white redhead lady married to a black man in oklahoma corned beef dude right in your face by the way love corned beef hash over medium eggs over ebh yeah i see what you did there what corned beef for the irish hash for for the black side exactly hashish hashish corned beef hashish yeah no i'm going to ask something controversial oh boy yeah we can cut it out if you want it's a real question it's a real question does your house smell more mom's dick that was the question yeah does your home smell more white or black black i knew you were going to say that you know because there's a smell right yeah there is if you go to my parents house it's full-blown korean oh yeah - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, you're like, oh, Koreans live here. - Yeah. - Right, so it does, what do I smell? I'm spending the night here. - My personal home, or my parents' home. - Your parents' home, you and I are sleeping, twin beds. - Yeah. - Separate beds, I mean. - My parents' home, we're sleeping. - I wake up, oh, good morning, Blake. - Yeah, it smells like the White House. Not the White House, but a White House. - But it's very, it smells like candles. - Yeah, just candles. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cotton, fresh linen. That's a white person's candle. - Oh, okay, I got you. The cotton thing was weird. - Yeah, that actually threw me off. We both were like, where are you going with this, dude? - White people's candles, it's like-- - Okay, linen, yeah, yeah. - Fresh linen, or they do like the-- - Wood camping wood fire, okra. - Beach wood fire, no, that's a different one. - Beach wood. - Beach wood, beach wood. - Beach wood, yeah. - What does my house smell like? You've been to my mom's house. - Yeah, it's white. - It's very white. - Yeah, yeah. - What does it smell like? - I mean, it's always like a little bit of a baseball glove with coffee. - Mm. - You know what I mean? And a little bit-- - Oh, wait, what was the first thing? - Baseball glove. - Oh, baseball glove. - Like a leathery baseball glove. - Drink my beer, fish my fish. - A little apple pie. - Drive my truck. - Yeah, yeah, that. - Tie my boots. - Do you listen to country? - Don't. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What do you listen to? - Um, what do I listen to? - Hip hop. - Hip hop, thank you. - Hip hop. - No, I like everything. I think I like, what do I like? I like, I think my preference, if I could listen to anything all day long, probably be closer to soul music than-- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - I don't know, I just like it. Yeah, that's my-- - Redheads are black now. - That's it, right? - We are black, we're black now, which you already had. ♪ Dooby dooby doo ♪ - Yeah, now I'm just full black. - Yeah. - Your redheaded half got promoted to full black. - Full black, yeah. - Is your mom's redheaded? - Yes. - Wow. - Pure? - Pure red? - Purebred. - Wow. - Purebred. - I love it when it's pure. - There she is. I wanna meet your mom so bad. - Me too. - She's a sweet lady. - Yeah. - And that's your dad? - No. - Yeah, no. - No, that's just a guy that she met. She just brought a guy to the game. And your brother is right down there who I love. Your brother's a great man. - Taylor, yeah, there's Taylor. - Wow. - He's got the red beard. - Yeah. - Which you kind of would have if you grew it out. - I would if I grew it out. - But you never do. - I did once, but I would, you know what? I would kinda like, I would make sure it looked a little darker. - So did he shave because he was bald or he shaved to look not like you? - He was going thin and he was like, you know what? I'm not fine anymore. - You're not even close to that. You've got full lettuce. - Dude, well, I've been working on it. - No, it looks really, no, but see-- - I use a thickening shampoo. - Ah, yes. - And Kandish. - Got it. - I take the pills. - Take the pills. - Yeah, I'm fighting it. - Carlos, Carlos is, he wants us to go fly him to Turkey. Show him what you got 'cause he wants us to fly him to Turkey to fix that. - All right, Blake. - Oh, prime candidate, dude. You would be, dude, you would, can you imagine? - We said we wanted to fly him out for it. He already looked it up. - Oh, no, they're having trouble in their government, though. It's a little scary. - Can you imagine doing ketamine with a full head in it? - Blake, I'd be unstoppable. - Yeah. - I'd be, it'd be-- - You'd be at the Abbey, just. - Whipping it back and forth. - We're tranquilizer. - Dude, it would be lob city, 3.0. - Oh, dude. - It'd be crazy. - Man, I love you. - That might be too much power for one man. - That's why, that's why God did that 'cause they go, this guy's too handsome and cool. We give him hair as well, it's trouble. That's trouble. - I would like to, I've had, I mean, people love the results. - Yeah. Well, look it, dude, honestly, though, we looked it up, right? How much did you say it cost for the whole head? - Six grand. - Six Gs for turkey. - That was for Spain. For turkey, it's like 4,500, I think. - Wow. - Wow. - Yeah, it's not bad. - We'll send you to Turkey. Can we send him to Turkey? - Why don't we just do a little GoFundMe right now? Why don't we start it? - You could fund me. - Whoa. - I mean-- - Whoa. - Technically, I could, but we just met. - We don't need to GoFundMe, we have the funds here. - All right. - Wow, dude. - That's really aggressive. - You know what? Let's make a little bet, and maybe I'll fund your hair transplant. - Let's make a bet with him, and let's see if it works. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's the bet? - Do a bet. - Who are the matchup in the finals? - Oh, so you're gonna pick? - Yeah, I'll pick. - Yeah, you pick. If you pick correctly, I'll fund your hair transplant. - Oh, this is amazing. - Oh, this is great. - If you pick the final-- - Do you need some time to look at standings? - No, he's a diehard. - Oh, you're a, oh. - Okay. - He's a diehard. That basketball is his number one sport. - That he pays attention to. - Okay, so-- - And by the way, I'll let you pick between Spain and Turkey. - Oh, Daddy's splashing the pot. - Let me pick for you. - No. - Yeah, let me pick for you. - Please, God, no. - Yeah, yeah, let me pick for you. - Shanghai Sharks versus the Beijing Tigers. - Are we talking basketball, like-- - NBA. - NBA, okay, NBA, right. Can I pick for you? - Are we talking basketball? AAU, do high schools, do local high schools. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, you pick, Bob, but-- - Okay. - Yeah. - No, give us your-- - No, no, no. - Give us your real pick. - The Sonics? - I already know. - The Sonics! So yes, he picks the Sonics. - I was gonna say OKC versus Celtics. I think the Celtics are gonna go. - Wow, really, I love that pick. I love that pick. - All right, so how about this? Ironically, what you picked was half true. - Exactly. - Because the Sonics are now the Oklahoma City Thunder. - Wow. - Isn't that kind of crazy? - Yeah, that's crazy. I already knew that. I always just say the old school name. - Right. - Yeah, I already knew that. - I know it changed, I already know that. - How about the Knicks old school name? - Exactly. - What's that one? - The New York Knicks. What? - Knick-er. - Knick-ahs. - Knick-ahs. - That's exactly right. - Yeah, the short, we dropped the A. - The New York Knick-ahs. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - They were really good. - And these Knick-ahs are running up and down the floor. - By God, have you ever seen a Knick-ah run so fast? - This Knick-ah's jumping out of the gym. - I mean-- - Why can't we have that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes, we can. - The Boston Celtics are just, have no answer. - They have no answer on defense. They must be saying, "Knick-ah, please." - Oh, man. I gotta be honest, I love your pick. - This is-- - I mean, Oklahoma City's obviously a big favorite. The Knicks is like an interesting one. It's a very interesting one. Jason Tatum's hurt, he might be coming back. - I think he's coming back. - They're an incredible team. - Wait, wait, so you think it's gonna be OKC and who? - The Celtics. I think Tatum's coming back in a couple weeks. - Oh, so you think the Celtics. Okay, OKC and the Celtics, you really think can do it. - Do you think he's gonna be full strength? - No, but I think in the playoffs he will be, and I think he'll overtake the Pistons 'cause they're younger. - It's incredible for you to talk to a professional basketball player this way as if you have any knowledge more than this. I love it so much. - Dude, I'm actually, I would not-- - No, he might be right. - I would not argue that. - My money would be on Detroit, though. - The Pistons are young. They are the best team in the-- Bobby, you're loving this, aren't you? - Yeah. - He's been staring at the standings trying to make sense of it. - Well, he's trying to match a team to a city. - I just think some of the names should be changed. Like the Cavalier, what is a Cavalier? - Couldn't agree more. - Yeah. - I couldn't agree more. - I mean, that's like a hard thing. - Do you know what city? - What? No, I don't. I haven't even heard of it before. - Cleveland, but where do you think they should be called? - A Cavalier? - I've never heard of it before. - What do you think, let's rename them. How about this? This is more fun for you. The Cleveland-- - The Cleveland, there's the Browns. It's simple. - All right. - It's gotta be some sort of, you know what I mean? - So Cleveland what for the NFL? - Hands. - Cleveland hands. - Cleveland hands. - Cleveland feet. - Cleveland feet. - Yeah. - Look at your feet. - Stuff that they use. - All right, so how about-- - Cavs. No, they're the Cavs, right? - Well, they're the Cavalier. - Cavalier, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's even simpler that like, 'cause I have a calf. - No, calves, but you're right. You know what, they do go by the Cavs. - Right, yeah. - All right, how about Toronto Raptors? Do you like the Raptors? - I don't like it either. Let's do an animal that exists. - The star player, Turok Obama. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about the rain frogs? - The Toronto rain frogs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's a ton of them. - I love, have you ever seen an African rain frog? - Careful. - No, it's not careful. - Careful. - They're the saddest creatures on Earth. They're so cute, though. Have you seen it? - Why can't they be happy? - Yeah. - Oh, okay. - Look, zoom in. - Okay, yeah, they got a little frown. - Look at that. - They're very sad. - Let's do that. - The African rain frogs are sad. - The Toronto African rain frogs. - Yeah, I mean, look at the merch we're gonna sell. Look at that, dude. - Why are they so sad? - Oh. - You know that when they're born, their fathers leave right away. - Is that what? - Okay, so go back. - Okay, let's go back. - Okay, so then the 76ers are Philadelphia. What do you like about them? - Wait, the 76ers, what does that even mean? - Come on. - Or some arbitrary number? - Philadelphia, 1776. - No, dude, there's no way that's why that is. - Yeah, you're right. - No, no, no. Let's just make up a, how about 1942s? - The guy who bought the team was actually 76 when he bought it. - Some arbitrary, I don't like 76ers. - You don't? - Okay, so what in Philadelphia would represent a team better, do you think? - Philadelphia. - They've got Rocky, they've got the- - I got it right, the Philadelphia Fentinals. - Yes! - Philly Fence. - The Philly Fence. - Yeah, yeah, the Fence, dude. 'Cause they have that spree, what's that? - Let's go, Fence! - Just bob out. - Yeah. - All right, Orlando Magic. - Yeah, Magic's good. - Yeah, that's cool. - Yeah, yeah, Magic is really good. - Orlando, Disney, Magic. - Yeah, I like it, no, I like it a lot. - Miami Heat. - Yeah, yeah. Not my favorite element. - Yeah. - Yeah, so what? What do you like better, not a hurricane? - Miami, but it is hot there. - Very. - Yeah. Sweat. - Miami sweats. - Yeah, the Miami sweatings. - Yeah, yeah, sweating. You sweat when you're there. I think it should be based on the city, too. - All right, what about the Charlotte Hornets? - Never been to Charlotte, are there Hornets there? - They're everywhere. - Well, they keep it- - They're inside the stadium. - They are? - They play mid-game. - Yeah, yeah. - They do the sound, the hive. - Whoa. So keep it that, then. - Okay, I know that you're gonna correct this one. That's the Atlanta Hawks. What are those gonna be? - Mm-mm. - Careful. - Atlanta Hawks. - What goes on in Atlanta? - What? - Shit, man. - Tyler Perry. - Yeah, yeah, oh. - Oh, the Atlanta Madeas? - Yes. You better pass that ball. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No. Well, the Atlanta Medeas and then Chicago Bulls. Do you like the Chicago Bulls? That's my home team. Can I just, are they indigenous to the city? Bulls? Back in the day. They're running wild in Illinois. We've had bulls run in the streets for years. Years. Yeah. Because I've been there, but I've never seen a bull. Well, they hide them from you. Oh, they do. Yeah. Okay. Because they know your fighting days. You're a barrel boy. They don't want to upset you. Yeah, but why the- Why the bull? Yeah, yeah. Well, the Bears and the Cubs had a shared thing because a cub for a bear, but the Bulls were just their own entity. They didn't want to have another bear. But like the Chicago winds. Like wind. The wind? Yeah. Well, we had the- It's so cold, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the women's team is called the Chicago- Yeah. What is it called? Yeah. Storm? Yeah. What are we called? No, no, no. The storm is- What are we called? The Chicago? Yeah, what's Chicago's- Sky. Sky. Yeah. Skyline it should have been. Yeah. Chicago Sky. That's right. Angel Reese, shut up. So you're okay with Bull or no? Would you want something else? Because Chicago is Al Capone city. This is a union city. It's a crime city. Deep dish. Deep dish. Yeah. Deep dish. Chicago deep dish. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Okay. Yeah, yeah. We'll keep it deep dish. All right, let's finish off the round. Milwaukee Bucks. Now, this is true to Milwaukee. Wisconsin is filled with bucks. You like bucks or you want something else for Wisconsin? They love- Fear the deer is what they say. Fear the deer. Cheese. Wisconsin cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Good cheese. All right. And of course, Blake's old team, the Brooklyn, what do we say? Nets. Nets, yeah. You like nets? Yeah. Big proponent of the game. Brooklyn hipsters. Brooklyn hipsters. Yeah, yeah, because there's a lot of hipsters there. All right. Indiana Pacers. What would you like? Do you like that? Pacemakers. Pacemakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are a lot of elderly people in Indiana. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then finally, out of Washington, D.C., the Wizards. Washington. Warlocks. Warlocks. I'm more of a warlock guy. The Washington warlocks it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Lee's locked in his picks. Those are my picks, yeah. Carlos has locked in his picks for the finals. And if it comes true, our fans are going to know, Blake Griffin did agree to get you to Turkey or Spain to get a full-on hair transplant. So that's an air shake. Air shake it. Huge. Huge. That would be incredible. It's not going to happen. Even if you win, I don't think Blake's going to do it. If one team gets there. I was just going to say. No. Pay for half your hair. Half your hair. That's not bad. I'll let you choose which half. That's not bad. But it's got to be right down the middle. No, just from the back. No, it would be funnier if it was just this half was full hair. Oh, I see. Okay. Half was no hair. Yeah. Wow. That is kind of a good move. I'm honestly pulling for you. Me too. You're welcome. I want to get surgery. What do you want to get done? That leg surgery where they chop the butt bones and they put a cap so I can be taller. How tall are you? Five, three and a half. Ooh. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. What's that? No, I love that the half is still being used. Got it. Five, four. Five, four. Fifty-four? Five, four. He's five, three. I'm five. Fuck. No, sorry. I was talking age. Oh, yeah. Fifty-four. Fifty-four, but he looks so good. You look amazing. It can increase your height to six inches now. They break your legs and all that shit. Put the bones in there. It's a hundred grand. You want to bet Blake for this as well? I'll make it easier. The wizards. Sure. Right. And the wizards. Go back to that list that you had. Now, you did know that list was by teams and place that they're in in the league. So go wizards. I know. That's why. Yeah. I want long shots. How about the wizards and the pacers? Okay. Yeah. Completely impossible. They're both from the same conference. Pick one from the Western conference. Pick one from this list. All right. So zoom in a little bit more. The wizards and the sons. Go to the bottom. Wizards and the kings, baby. That's my thing. Wizards and the kings make the NBA finals. I will pay for your leg length. You will? I promise you. Yeah. Wizards. And I'll even give you score. Okay. Yeah. 86 to 14. That's the what? Score of the game? Yeah. That's the score of the game. And the wizards win it. Avid basketball. The wizards win by. 86 by that many points. 14. And then you have to. You better do it. Yeah. You better pay for my surgery. Wizards have to win by 62. It would be so funny if a pandemic broke out. All these guys. Got sick again. And then for some reason. These two teams ended up in the middle of it. That would be amazing. Incredible. Yeah. It's impossible. But I want it. It's impossible. There's not even a 1% chance. No. No. Literally. No. Yeah. No. It's a one in a zillion. I think. Can you go down to the bottom? They have 12 wins. And then. 44 losses. So they would have to get to. I mean. They're not technically eliminated from the playoffs. Yeah. Approaching fast. If they win every single game from now on. Yes. If they win. So what are they? They have. They're at 56 games. So they have 26 games left. If they win out. 26 would put them at 38 wins. And then the 10th seed. No. Sorry. The 11th seed. 20. Yeah. They could. They could technically make it. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Yes. And you know what? For your legs. I hope they do. Yeah. Me too. For your wonderful little legs. I hope they do. Dude. Can you imagine the confidence you'd have? With the height? Yeah. No. Dude. I have confidence now, guy. Yeah. No. He's saying it. Hey, guy. Don't ever challenge me. All right. I think it'd be worse. Slow down. I'm not afraid of you, guy. I never have. Never will. I know you have confidence. Okay. You know what? That's on me. Yeah. I'll rip you out. What's that mean? I'll stretch you out. You want me to stretch you out? Stretch me out, dude. Be careful. Yeah. Why? Pause. Stretch him out. Yeah. That's a sexual innuendo. No, it's not. What is stretch you out? Legs. I'll stretch your legs out. I'll stretch your legs right out, dude. You just want to make him comfortable. Yeah. You'll be able to play again. You guys go to fight. He just becomes your physical therapist. The hammy's got to get loose. You drinking enough water? Yeah. Honestly, I think if that happens, I would love it for you. But I think you are the perfect little height. God made you the height that you're supposed to be. Even if I had it for free, I wouldn't do it. Because you can't walk for like two years after that. You don't walk much. I know. It looks so painful. Have you seen the guys like rehabbing? No. Let me see the guys rehabbing these legs. There's like a guy on TikTok that did it. And, oh, dude, they have like the metal things that come outside. Like the Forrest Gump legs? Wow, wow, wow. It's almost like you like fractured your tibia. Even the photos are insane. Wow, look at that. That guy gained like four inches, five inches. Wow. It does work. A hundred percent. Of course it does. I mean, this is going to be detrimental when they're older. I mean, their bodies are going to literally fall apart. Can you like run? Yeah. Oh, dude. I mean, it's full functioning. It's just. Look at that. There's no chance this has any. This has got to be so unhealthy for your insides. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way this is not really bad for you. He put a giant plate over his. He installed that. Yeah. He wanted a plate penis. Yeah. It takes away the. I mean, if you're already in there. Yeah. While you're at it, man. It's the challenge of life that's the thing. Bodybuilder Brian decided to become. What does that say? How tall? Six, six. Wow. So he got himself up. He was only what? I hate that they do this. 1.82 meters. I mean, come on. Stop it with it. What are you doing? 1.82 meters is what? That's not the only one who used this. We are. Hey, you're a fucking American. Hey, hey, hey. Watch your tone. Hey, come on. Come on. Come on. You guys are the only one that used this. Well, you moved here. Well, you moved here and you're happy here. Are you not happy here? A little person did it. Oh. Now she's a big little person. There's got to be a name for that. You got to do the arms too, no? It looks weird. No, I don't know what the arms are. She didn't. I don't know if the arms are what I'm distracted by. Now you look like a raptor. I mean, it's like her little arms, dude. Wow. Look at that. Yeah. To that young woman. Happy for her that she got. Look at that. That looks how. So this is who it's made for. Not little Korean men that want to get laid more. It's for people that need it for health. Yeah. I'm assuming she had knee replacement. Well, you would know a basketball player. I mean, you can see that. I'm going to need it. Double? I'll definitely need it on my left. I think my right might be okay, but I'm putting it off. What about hips? Hips, I'm okay, I think. You know, you recommended me, I will say, for the moment of truth, I had a. When my hip was bad, my back was bad, he recommended me someone that helped me get much better for injections on my hip because of all that hip pain that I had. He is the one that helped? Blake was the one that introduced me to a doctor that helped fix me. What's ailing you, Bobby? You know, I'll be honest with you, nothing. Wow. His body's great. I think my body's pretty good. I think when you're smaller, it doesn't break down as fast. Yeah. Yeah. That is true. Bigger cars tend to break down. I think so. Do you do any physical activities? Nothing. I really don't do. I don't do anything. Who says? Zero. That probably helps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talk about hiking a lot. Yeah. So I don't know. It's never going to happen, but we do chat about it. But if I sit down eight hours and play a video game, that's when I feel it, when I get up. I'm like, ah. You would imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Eight hours in a video game chair. I've done that where I didn't even get up to get a glass of water. I would just sit there. Eight hours with nothing? Nothing. What do you play? I'll just play like Starfield or something like that. Oh, yeah. Obviously Starfield. You're not a video game guy at all. No, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do it. You guys are jocks. No, no, no. Let's be real. I'm a nerd. First of all. And you're more nerdy, right? Yeah. You know how many NBA players play video games? All of them. They all play so much. Oh, they do? They travel with little things and set them up on the plane and play on the plane. Wow. A lot of these guys didn't cat stream for a while. Some of these guys, they're so big into it. Look, they travel with their, that was LeBron when he was 19 years old. Yeah. Now there's like these little briefcases and it's a TV, their console, everything in there and they can play at any moment. Do NBA players with video game briefcases? Look at this. And they all travel with them now, especially because they're bored on those planes. Those team planes got to be fucking amazing though. Blake yeah they're great they're uh plenty of room plenty of room I don't know we're not getting a good shot there what is it a 777 you guys all flying it's like modified giant seven somethings and like the so the first class area these huge seats they recline yeah not like lay flat and then like there's a I always sit at the table because I played cards yeah so there'd be like two chairs facing two chairs and a table in the middle and you play cards wow and then there it is yeah that's the yeah so let me say this though do rookies have to sit they're assigned seats rookies got to go back in a way because you know if you're new to a team too like you get to the team and like people have their seats already so you just find an open seat or whatever you bully them rookies yeah getting the back kid kind of thing oh no yeah wedgie yeah like a little nookie you know what I mean yeah a little noogie you'll get there kiddo you know ah go to the back yeah yeah yeah back in the back um yeah the planes are nice that relationship always is interesting to me of when the teams have to travel together too right because you don't but you don't nfl they're required to be on that plane you guys if you could have your own individual travel depending on contract you could you don't have to be on the team plane some guys like if you had like a specific reason like a guy had to go see his family somebody passed away or some this or that yes but like they prefer everybody be on the plane for sure but is that true that nowadays a lot of guys get to sneak away and not have to fly on that plane I would say most guys fly do they yeah yeah yeah nfl is crazy right nfl you get fined if you don't sit on if you don't get back on that I mean if you don't have an excuse like if you're like late to a flight you get fined if you miss a flight what's a fine for being late to the flight if it happens one time they may do it depends on the guy but maybe 10k and then if you are late again maybe 30 25 30 and then if you miss a flight every game I'd lose 100 grand 100 I was just sure I was literally can you imagine all my money goes to that yeah yeah do you guys ever take a flight and you're gonna take off if they don't show up yeah yeah no no and then what's that that fine's got to be insane because there's a fine and then they just have to get themselves to the wherever we're going if they're home they get there yeah but there are times that they don't even show up yeah there's been times I don't know that on a team that I've been on that we've we've left somebody there's been people late usually they won't leave unless it's like egregious right um but yeah guys have missed flights for sure when you were on a plane did Kyrie ever talk about flat earth when you were on a plane flat earth when you were on a plane flat earth when you were on a plane flat earth lying through this no he never did god I wanted that to happen so bad yeah as you're on the curvature of the earth this is all fake you guys have like an arsenal fc has a 15 year old kid on the team imagine that being 15 can't do that in the nba you can't do that in the nba no why you have to be child laws yeah child labor laws is it yeah yeah yeah we're pretty serious about them um yeah you have to be one year removed from high school oh I see okay so a lot of guys go play you can but imagine be 15 and end up being in the nba you can't imagine it but a 15 year old probably wouldn't play wouldn't it wouldn't be the same the the level of play isn't there yet at 15 but dude I mean look at like we have a 15 year old kid on our team and he's he's great what's your job and this is not me being rude but soccer is remarkably different than basketball 15 these guys are not developed yet enough to do what these guys do it's not the same or you're saying that erlin harling is not huge he's huge you're not erlin harley the guy the manchester city yeah yeah how old is he so like when wimby was 20 he couldn't have played in the no no fucking way he would have gotten cooked yeah because my point is not strong enough you're just not strong enough you don't have these guys are super I understand that man I'm not being rude about soccer but it's a different world yeah it's it's it's skill set with running this is how old is that kid that's when he was 15 yeah yeah victor women yama he's now 20 he wouldn't be able to get a basket back then it would have been impossible for him to play in the league at that age I think would he be able to get a basket though for sure yeah okay he could he could be out there he could be out there he could be out there he could be out there but like in terms of the the nba is not about going to get a basket it's about who can you guard like if you can't guard like sure you can go out there and like we could put you out there and you could you could run up and down and go to the corner and maybe hit an open shot but like on defense like the nba is just it's called a pick on league so they just they bring you up into a pick and roll you have to switch that pick and roll and then now you have to guard luca no thanks no yeah yeah it's impossible but you know in the 90s I would have been the white in the corner steve kerr curry steve red curry steve red right there in the corner you got in the shot pocket and it got blocked steve red curry I'm a redheaded indian guy half redhead give me the ball man I'm ready to shoot I'm in a three-point stance man I'll pop one in your eye man steve red curry I never dribble I'm just waiting for the ball I'll pop a shot man I'll pop a shot man practice every day after a game you fly back to you get on the plane you leave the next day that's what we're saying we would it depends if you're on a road trip say we play in la we go to utah to play a game we might go to denver and if there's a day in between maybe you stay over in utah but usually you fly then right after the game but having a day off would be fun no what do you guys do together like the celtics are playing golden state on thursday and then they're gonna fly back to utah and then they're gonna fly back to utah and then they're gonna fly to la I'm gonna go play golf with some guys actually oh cool on friday because they have a day off like guys will plan ahead you know if you kind of know you have a day off yeah plan ahead there's no practice that day a day off would yeah be no practice but yes on a trip like you might practice but are there no sessions in that day off or no sometimes you just need a day off so I'm assuming they get back they have like a little workout tuesday what's today yeah they're probably back because it's all-star break they're probably back doing a little workout tonight practice tomorrow fly to golden state fly to san francisco shoot around the morning play the game fly to la that night they'll have friday off I think practice saturday and then I think they play sunday against wow wow wow clippers clippers no lakers lakers lakers oh it is yeah I think they already played yeah they already played the lakers wow what a lifestyle amazing right yeah it was so excited I always fantasize about being in a pro league somewhere I mean you could have been a pro uh table tennis player for sure because you're good at ping pong he's very good at ping pong they're not teams though they're not teams though they're not teams they're not teams they're not well yeah but you still travel to play still travel to turn yeah tournament you saw you saw uh already supreme I'm talking about a team sport you're not really team sport guy I am I am pass me the ball bud there it is he's open you know what he's open I know how to do it he's only telling other people he's open no not me he's open he'll go there yeah you would go around you would be a great coach go around me great coach oh yeah yeah yeah I think yeah yeah super motivated coach him right now go coach yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm at the offset now I'm at the ring what do I do now shoot it now shoot yeah shoot it now I missed what now yeah what what do I do now I missed okay but I'm at the center offset ring get six points not three if it's farther back and that's it they just change that if it's farther back you get it you get more yes yeah they have a three-point line no even further back yeah yeah we should see a five-point line yeah there should be a five-point line start with four yeah yeah they um they toyed with it in the WNBA all-star game yeah of like the circles yeah there's a circle there's a spot you could you could shoot can somebody go on your shoulders we'll do that movie right and they have to wear a trench coat to shoot like that little Japanese guy that little Japanese run run the little rascals yeah yeah go see a movie or only buy one or you go down in your all fours right and the Japanese guy like a trampoline yeah and goes on your back and then unfortunately there's no there's no catapulting rule in basketball oh you got to bring that back I don't think it would ever work I don't think it would ever work I don't think it would ever work although you dunked often enough on people where you use them as leverage to put your nuts in their face this was the thing that Blake was probably the best yeah he was very he would dunk on people to embarrass them yeah and use their and use their head fourth one right the fourth one and he would use their head as his for his balls to rest on now that's his balls resting just gently against that man's forehead yeah and that's just to protect his balls yeah yeah because when you're flying through the air your nuts can be too free put a forearm up he definitely kind of boosted me up on that dunk a little bit was it one of the greatest why are you grabbing his hair it was involuntary I wasn't really not cool balance not the hair dad I I know you don't but if I'm you I have this blown up so big in the entrance of my house that every time somebody walks in I would just and they're like what's up with that I'm like uh it's then that's whatever don't you want a coffee and ignore it as if it never but this is the greatest you should this dunk was so fucking unbelievable I mean like even his own teammates the guy that's getting dunked on yeah they showed love because it was incredible oh I've balls were on his face wow wow it's fucking amazing have you ever apologized to him for that I haven't apologized but we have talked Timofey Mozgov night really nice guy seven two Russian what is he what did he say about it in the aftermath we didn't really talk about it I just like it's good to see you how to taste I'd say how to taste bro I mean this to the to this to you this is like when someone breaks someone break someone's fucking ankles and they cross someone really bad and they score a goal and it's just like they embarrass them like crazy like that it's the exact same shit yeah like it's just you're a Manchester City fan no Arsenal Arsenal FC like you know you know those you know those goals when they're like like what Messi did most of his career where he ruined someone's he made him look like they weren't there oh yeah and just fucking destroyed them and then score you fake a shot then the defender has to slide and then yeah I love that or if they think you're going one way and they just it's the same thing in the NBA yeah break their fucking I see yeah wow you would love the end would they go yeah yeah you would love an NBA game it's so action-packed here's the thing I'll - My argument is this. and no offense too many black guys for him yeah way too many black people yeah yeah no uh no offense but there's too much scoring for me yeah you you like you like uh and this is the analogy i want to use that's the one i should have that yeah it's kendrick right yeah here's my that's kendrick lamar he's dunking on that's amazing yeah they are not like us that's what he that's where it came up with him yeah can i finish my thing yeah yeah okay so too much scoring well it's the reason why i like it's like this okay if you were having sex sex and you nutted a little bit the whole time i mean you're right you had little mini nuts like right yeah that's basketball that's a woman yeah yeah but okay but in soccer right sometimes you know i mean they score in the last five minutes and when they do score it's a far more bigger like what happens when they score in the first five minutes and they don't score again for the rest of the game that's what he does every time that's like a mini nut that's just like you know i didn't even you didn't even sometimes i have sex i do a big nut up front and no nut at the end and you oh you keep going but i still keep going baby yeah i still keep going dude he's asleep yeah yeah but that thing is rocked up just too much scoring for me right i'm gonna take you to a game we'll get we'll get really good seats and i think you'll love it i promise you if i'm not up front i don't want to go you want to be on the floor i gotta be sitting there with nicholson and all those guys well he doesn't want to be in the game nick olson yeah nick olson yeah yeah yeah he was ex-center back and borak obama tarak obama yeah borak wow shouldn't you be killing a dinosaur to barack um well this has been a phenomenal episode i will say blake dude you're so funny to me one of our favorite people to ever walk you're so funny and your connection and a great guy connection with stand-up is the roots run very deep with you because uh you've been kind of a part of our world as a you're an honorary i'm a i'm a huge stand-up fan yeah but you're an honorary because you're you've been in our world you've you've done you've done stand-up you've done roast you've done so we love you and we you still do stand up no i mean i i like still write some stuff from time to time yeah yeah he should you should do it i just i don't i don't know okay it's hard man it is hard it is hard you already mastered one career it'd be embarrassing if he did ours as well it would hurt my feelings yeah because he could do it though no trust me i'm very aware i know it's annoying really needed this well yeah you don't need it you son of a bitch you guys aren't bad friends after all and that's full circle thank you for being a bad friend you do you hear that that sound right that means that summer's officially here it means that grown adults just sprint into the street for a frozen dessert shaped like a cartoon but this summer mint mobile has a better treat every plan including unlimited is 15 a month and unlike ice cream it won't uh drip down your wrist or look nothing like the picture does anyone have any cash give it a try at mint mobile.com switch upfront payment of 45 for three months 90 for six months or 180 for 12 month plan required 15 per month equivalent taxes and fees extra new Customer offer for initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes may slow when network is busy. 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