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[MUSIC] >> There she blows. >> Now that I can see this little girl, now it's a good, now we get to talk. >> He blew up. >> Jesus, that girl blew up. >> It's not funny, but it, like, I think it's funny, I do really think it's funny. Obviously this is not funny, I think it's funny, but in the grand scheme of things it's not funny. >> Someone commented on a very old V&C clip, like when we were back on the screen. >> No, no, hang on, hang on. Some account is reposing old, our old clips. >> I wish they wouldn't, and here's why. Someone commented, she blew up. >> Like, oh, Jesus, that girl blew up. >> She blew up. >> And then someone said this is old, and then the same person responded, she blew down. >> They did? >> She blew down, yeah. >> She blew down. >> That girl blew up. >> That girl blew down. >> Yeah, you can blow up or down. >> That's right, that's right. >> You can blow whatever direction you want to whenever, genuinely, my God, she blew up. >> No, women can blow. >> I agree, anyone can blow. >> Anyone can. >> Oh my God, I let alone anyone, but women specifically, now I would never pit two fears powerful women together, but women can blow up and women can blow down, and those two people can cross paths too. And you can also, let's change out, new phrasal art coming in hot, glow up, who, no, that girl blew down. >> No, because that means that's equating blow down with glow up, which is not the case. You can have a glow up and blow up. >> I see. >> Do you see what I mean? >> I know you want. >> Blow up and not bad to do. You can blow up if you want. You can blow down if you want. Both can be glow ups. >> Okay, so another nuanced, like, hot take from Brook and Connor make a podcast. >> Yeah. >> Well, well said, bro. >> Thank you. Speaking of vocal stems, I just need to get this out of the way. >> Yeah. >> Tristan has created a new vocal stimulant that is so contagious and so bad. Like you will hate it so much. Not only will you hate it so much, I think most of the people listening to the podcast will hate it so much. I can't stop. It's like on loop in my brain and it applies, you can insert it into every single conversation. >> Perfect. >> Yeah. >> I'm looking forward to hearing it. You don't even have to tell me. >> Just say sentence. >> Well, like, we got about 60 minutes of sentences coming in. >> Talk about 60 minutes. >> Yeah. >> So what it is is basically just kind of repeating the sentence back to say, talking about blank. So Tristan, I was listening in on him and Channing, recording their podcast the other day. And it got to the point where he was doing it with himself. Like after he would say a sentence, he'd be like, I had Turkey for Thanksgiving. He'd say to himself, talking about Turkey. So just warning you, that might be really bad this week, but luckily we didn't record last week when I couldn't stop doing mm, slip it around, wicked witch. >> You do it really well. >> I do. Thank you, I appreciate that. >> Whatever the opposite of a vocal stem is, that's what that is to me. >> Well, you don't, you react negatively to it. >> It makes me, it makes me want to explode. >> Yeah. Well, thank God we didn't record last week. You would have been pretty, you would have been feeling pretty sick. >> Not even in like a mad way, just like it, it like, I'm just like, I want to rip my skin off my face. >> Oh cool. >> Yeah. >> And a tag. >> Talk about ripping the skin off your face. >> Oh God. >> Like congestion's so bad. >> Do you have a cold? >> I don't know what I have. >> Like the way I have to like squeeze my legs to not say talking about congestion. >> Girl clinch. >> It's so bad. >> Well, happy Thanksgiving to everyone who's celebrated. >> Happy Thanksgiving, how was your Thanksgiving? >> Well, like Brooks said, we weren't in the studio last week. We pre-recorded that jaunt. >> Also, look, I didn't realize that episode was coming out on Thanksgiving in the moment. So we didn't say happy Thanksgiving or anything like that or even a loot to it. So happy Thanksgiving everyone. >> Yeah, happy belated. It was good. I went down to Florida for a little bit. That was wonderful. I never got a Florida so that was cool. >> Where Florida were you? >> I don't know. I couldn't tell. >> Like in the birth, south, east, what? >> I don't know. I was on the gulf. >> Okay. >> I was on the gulf. >> That's really nice. >> Yeah. It was gorge. >> Water is so blue. >> Yeah. I had the funniest thing. I posted like a TikTok. Just like we were just talking about the pilgrims and stuff and about how like our textbooks in Texas and public schools were like, the pilgrims were first of all goaded. The pilgrims were awesome. The pilgrims were like, they like came in and they were great. And I was just thinking about how like, that's insane that they just like printed that in the textbook. And I posted that video. Did you see that TikTok I posted? >> No. >> Okay. Awesome. But it was basically like, I come in and like- >> I have to go on my phone. >> Yeah. You're never on that thing. So I like, I get one take when I ask my parents to do a TikTok and it really is like, I have to go and they were like, I am so sorry to have to do this. You guys can be easy in this way. But I have to- >> I thought they liked it. >> What? >> I thought they liked doing TikToks with you. >> My mom does. My sister, you get one take with my sister and then it's like, we won't tax for six months. >> Okay. >> If she has to do a second one. So came in and basically I was just like, hey, I'm here and my, like in the background, you hear my mom go, yeah, woo, like the Americans were like excited there and there. I posted that the amount of people who were like pro pilgrim in my comments, I didn't even know that that was like a stance you could take. >> I didn't really either. >> I have never, I was like, there were people riding for pilgrims in the comments. >> In the comments. >> What? Like I didn't, that's what I'm talking about. Like I didn't know that there was a stance where you could be like, this is so wrong. Even you've been told lies, like these pilgrims where they're very own kin. >> I guess that's like right wing. >> I guess, like it definitely, I don't know, but it's just like so interesting that Hill people are willing to die and like, did you know these pilgrims? >> I am unfortunately on right wing TikTok due to the amount of curcification edits I've been engaging with. Thank you so much. >> I like how you said that. >> Thank you. Talking about curcification. Stop. >> Flip it. >> Flip it. >> And then I, well, I left my family on literal Thanksgiving to go to Texas to go to football game. >> How was that? >> I was like the most fun I've basically ever had in my life as- >> It looked like you were being fun. >> I was having so much fun. It was a blast, but it's always good to be in Texas. >> It's always good to be in Texas. >> It's still never been. Can't wait for the day. >> We'll have to go, Brooke. >> I actually do have plans to go. >> When? Oh. >> In June. I think I'm going to Texas, so. >> That's exciting. Let me know your dates. >> I will. >> How was yours? You stayed in town. >> It was amazing. >> I stayed in town, Tristan and I did like a one-on-one. We'd really just like relaxed and ate, and we watched a lot of films, which was really nice. We watched "The Losing McGuire Movie," which something I was like kind of realizing on my rewatch was that Paulo, like, as a young girl watching, like, Paulo to me was like in his fifties. And still watching now, I'm like, how old is this guy? He could literally have been 19 or he could be old. He's ageless. Anyway, that's just really what I was thinking the whole time. Let me know what you all think about Paul. >> Because he's under the Tuscan sun, I give you that olive glow that is very, like, agely and ambiguous. >> He's just, like, him and Tarzan, Paulo from the "The Losing McGuire Movie" and Tarzan are two people that do not have an age. >> That's true. Or eat Tarzan. >> Yeah, how old is Tarzan? >> He doesn't know. >> He could literally be 17 or 42. >> That's the beauty of it just being a nature that you can be just ripped and ageless. >> Yeah, ageless. >> That's I need to go, I need to get the Tarzan special, big, bad. >> Yeah, Tarzan's like a very good guy. >> I want to do so badly, Brooke. I think it's Rwanda you go and you hike through the mountains and they take you to the silver back guerrillas, like the guides take you up there and you just sit quietly. this video of this woman that's like standing there and this giant gorilla walks up and just grabs her leg, drags her into the forest. She just can't move and no one can help. Why I think it's so funny is that no one even makes a single noise and she her face is completely flat when she's being dragged into the woods by her foot. Would you do one of those ayahuasca trips? Like, with the right, like, if you did it, I'd be like, okay. Well, I'm not doing it, so. Okay. Well, if anyone else did it, yes. If anyone-- Just not alone. If I got invited to do it. Or if it was in front of me, and maybe I was alone, you're sure. Yeah, I would do it. Okay. The only reason I wouldn't is just because of the, because it makes you throw up. Yeah. Yeah, and it definitely does. Although, I wonder if it makes you like the not nauseous kind of throwing up. Have you ever had that? Where it's just like, let me get this out of the way. One time in my life I had that and I was like, that doesn't-- that was okay. Like, if that's what ayahuasca is, I think the time in my life I got the drunkest. I just like threw up. Like, I was just like doing one thing one second and then throwing up the next second and I was like, okay, that's that. And it wasn't like a nauseous lead-up. So if I didn't have a nauseous lead-up, I would do-- I could do ayahuasca. I think it is like that because they call it the purge. Like, it literally is just like-- This needs to go. Let's take out the trash. Interesting. Yeah, but it's just like taking out the trash. I could maybe do it. And it is like that because it's literally like, you vomit until there's nothing left in your body. And I think that that's-- I assume that's the point. That's interesting. I guess I'm scared of nausea and not vomiting. Good like catharsis right there. You got there when you think about it like that. Well, maybe that's a larger thing too. Maybe you're scared of the lead-up, the anxiety of what's to come. Well, you know anticipation is deadly for those of us with certain neurodivergence. Yeah. Sure. Uh, sure. Talk about that when I read it. Okay. That's good to get it out like that. Thank you. I just know. While we were on the topic of neurodivergence. Yeah, go ahead and hit it once for me. Thank you. I did it once. There's nothing wrong with that. Have my hope in each with me? Yeah. I'm trying to get better since my accident. Which is-- I saw this girl on TikTok that said she's been referring to her phone addiction as her accident. So like she's trying to start reading again after her accident. So I'm going to start using my hope in itchy post-accident. So I don't have to look on my phone. I actually threw my phone across the room and it's over there by Isy and Grace. So I have my list of things in my hope in each that I want to talk about. Okay. So now we're both-- I don't know what happened between you and I. But like we both went from the shared list and we're back doing personal lists again. Yeah. Let's see how it works today. Because like-- I like not knowing what you're going to talk about. I like not knowing what you're going to talk about because I have these pre-biased things in my head about what you're going to say. But also like sometimes when we don't get somewhere, I'm like, oh wait, what were you going to say about X? Well, don't worry. If it's in front of me and it's worth saying, I'll say it. Cool. Okay. Now, but I say that now that I'm looking at all of this, it's almost like none of it is worth saying. Okay. I'm sure it is. We can get some-- maybe together we can get somewhere. Anywhere is better. I did a really fancy flip switch drawing. Talking about MM and Wicked Witch, but that's really all I've got in here. That was my big one. Oh, I mean Spotify wrapped. Came out today. I can't share mine this year. Believe it or not. Why can't you share yours? Just due to what it is and shit like that. It's just-- Embarrassing is not the right word because I'm not ashamed. Okay. It's just something that is personal. Okay. Sure. Thank you. What's yours? Mine's kind of like all over the place this year. So I could-- do you want me to read it? Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Okay. My top artist was Morgan Wallet. Okay. Morgan Wallet? Wallet. Morgan Wallet. He's like a finance. He does like finance. Jingles with a twist. The twist is that he's racist. Okay. My second artist was Taylor Swift. Actually, are you doing a bit? This is Taylor with an ER. He's a Christian rapper from Utah. What's happening? And then that my third artist was Disco Lines. Okay. My fourth top artist was the Jonas. Come up, Jonas Brothers. Sisters. The Jonas sisters. They're conjoined twins and together their voices sound like shit. And then my fifth top artist was Jimmy Fallon. And it's just his laugh and they change it to the tune of Christmas songs. So I-- it was all over the place. I wasn't a big-- I was-- Do you have any questions about my year in music? No. Thank you for sharing. I appreciate you being vulnerable in that way. I know that it's-- I have to say, my dad said the funniest thing I've ever heard him say, ever in my life. Even when I talk about it, it makes me laugh so hard. Okay. We were sitting there. They were getting ready for dinner. And we-- I forgot I had asked him to play music to get everybody in the mood. And he goes, "What's John Drey?" I was just trying to say, I thought that would have been on the floor of tears. What? He goes, "John Drey." And I go, "Who is it?" I was like, "I don't know who that is. What do you mean, John?" Got me and I was like, "I'm mad." I was like, "What are you talking about, John Drey?" And he goes, "What type of music?" Like, you're dumb. I'm thinking, "I said John Drey." I'm thinking like, I even forgot that I had some play music. I'm always talking about someone from our church, from going up. I'm John Drey. Why does John Drey have anything to do with it? I don't remember John Drey. What type of music? John Drey. That's the funniest thing he's ever said in his life. I will be vacuuming. I'll remember John Drey. Tears. That is awesome. What, John Drey? Just a way that his brain works to add a "D" to John Rott, but keep the essence of the word is there, but it is now a name to me. It's accented. It's still accented. And my dad doesn't have a way. And what I like is that he kept the accent, but he pronounced as Chipotle, Chipolte. Like, they're both French. The accent isn't like evergreen. He puts it where, like, he's John Drey. What was his reaction when you explained that it's not by John Drey? And has he explained John Drey his whole life? Finally, I go, I don't know. You mean what type of music, Connor? I go, oh my god, John Drey. And it sucked as I was the only one there to experience it. And I go, this is going to be one of those things where I explain to people. And I'll think it's so funny. And they're just every single person I tell them by John Drey. Oh, no, I really like John Drey. John Drey, like, oh my god, it's going to live with me forever. John Drey is one of the funnier things you've shared. John Drey is going to be one of those things that like really lasts the test of time. Yeah, I really like John Drey. John Drey, I'm going to start saying John Drey. I'm John Drey. I'm talking about what kind of music, baby. I really like that. Your dad's saying, talking about what kind of music? Well, he gets really defensive when I'm like, I don't, like, that's not the word. Like, let's let's work together to get to the word. That's not how I say it. I will say that, like, I've noticed that I do that with like, my parents, like, my mom, especially when I know, and this is obviously horrible of me, but I don't know why I do it. Like, I'll know what she's talking about, but she's not making sense, and I'll be like, I don't, I don't know what you're saying, even though I, like, kind of, I do know what she's getting at, but what she's saying doesn't make sense in a way that is, like, this is insane that you're, like, like, what, you also to not, for you also, like, have to have been a teacher and know that, like, there's really no point in dragging this out. You know what they're talking about. Yeah. You could receive the information and respond in a way that would move this forward. But brook, I have the same thing. We're not letting this go, we're together. I'm gonna let, but then when they find out it's like, you get no gratitude from getting them to the finish line there. They're like, okay. And I'm like, if you knew what it was at the beginning, why'd you say genre? You know, like, it's like, why did we start there? genre. Oh, that like is a bad example because I love genre. And like, my mom is like, really? Um, like her like number one hobby is just like being on her iPad and watching me unfind my friends like throughout the day. And you know, it's like sometimes being watched in that capacity can feel a little bit overwhelming. She also does it to my friends as well. Like she'll know where you are. Like she knows where you are right now. Yeah, sure. Like she sees you when you're sleeping. She knows when you're awake. You know, it can be a little suffocating. And so she was yesterday, she was like, so, uh, uh, uh, Brett's in, Brett's in North Carolina or something. And I knew she was talking about Patrick and I was like, I don't know. No, Brett's home, don't know what you're talking about. She's like, no, Brett, Brett's out. And I was like, no, so something like that, when something like that hits you on a day where like, I don't have, I don't have, but weird is like, I don't have the patients say for you to get that answer wrong, but worse, I don't have the patients for you to refuse technology. You're wrong about this, but it would be so much easier for everybody. You're like, oh, you mean, Patrick and kinder of me to be like, oh, you're talking about Patrick and for whatever reason. And this goes back to Nick Krohl's bit about like your mother, just like, you have that relationship. I'm just like, I don't know what you're talking about. What are you talking about? But it's like, how do they know a sense that immediately you brought me from zero to 100 anchor wise? Like, oh, is it not, is it an opera? Like, oh, you know, like, that's how, well, that's what I, wait, is it an opera? Like, I would receive that as like, I don't want to, I don't want to say empath, but I can read the body signs. I mean, if you're like, what are you talking about? I'd be like, is it an opera? You know, like, I question myself. Oh, it's just, no, and then I feel bad because it would literally just be so easy for me to be like, oh, Patrick. And she'd be like, oh, yeah, I was Patrick, but I can't mean either. You shouldn't know where either of them are or are. You shouldn't know where either of them are. You know, who just, I just saw, it's a talk, uh, Paige Disorbo said that her mom, um, texted her and was like, I can't see your emails anymore. What happened? And she was like, what are you talking about? And she was like, I can't see your emails. Something happened. I used to be able to see your emails now. I can't. And Paige was like, what are you taught? Like, you must have it confused. Like, you weren't seeing, there's no, how would you have seen my emails? She had given her mom her old iPad. And like, every email that was coming in her mom was like, vetting. Oh, and like, never said a word. That's tough. I would have to do no contact with my mom. That's tough. But do you think she knew what she was doing or like she thought it was public? No, she didn't think it was public probably. It was just like, probably like, uh, like, let me keep up with the cadascence. That's what my dad says. He also says cadac cadacian, um, I don't, I don't know. But that is just like, it's mind blowing a bit. It's my biggest fear in the world, by the way. My dad has, so we had this like old family computer. Remember the family computer? Of course. And before he got rid of, it was like, I remember we got a Mac desktop. Before he got rid of that, he backed everything up onto his phone. And I was putting like my GoPro stuff on there. I was putting on like my OG, he has photo booth videos of like me and my friends in fifth grade on his phone now. And he will, we'll be sitting at dinner, reading glasses on, pulls up photo booth. Look at this. Look at you and Brandon. I'm like, why do you have that on your phone? He's always like deleting his apps because he's out of storage or whatever. Like deleting if we take several family photos, he'll delete four out of five. And I'm like, you should keep those because that was from family photos. That was from today. Yeah, you don't need to have an eye like a photo booth video of me and Brandon. Like doing, I would like to see the photo booth video of you and Brandon. We're pretending like we're on an airplane and it's crashing. I would like to see that. Yeah, I mean, it is. It's like, it's classic cinema. It was probably it was that there's nothing like being on the photo booth with your friends on a, you know, making some scenarios up and having the filter. I had so many things that I deleted, like my audition for the Glee project. And just like my auditions for all the school plays on photo booth, like the videos that I posted on my crushes Facebook wall, like I just deleted. Did like a mass delete of everything. And I really wish I didn't. That sucks. Yeah. It does. Unfortunately, that's like you get rid of a, you actually get rid of like a T shirt. And it was from like your first concert or like your high school. You're, you're, I don't have my like original twilight merch or my like Glee concert merch or my high school musical concert merch. Like, I'm going to make sure that my kid keeps all of that or like my original wicked playbills. Like all of that stuff. Like who was letting me throw this shit out? That's like, uh, great. Like it's like, uh, at the time, you were like, why would I need this? But like now you look back, my mom is such whatever the opposite of like a hoarder is. Like she, she gets high from throwing stuff away. Yeah. I have to be like this. This, this thing I got, I won at the fair. I'm keeping this little stuffed bear. Right. That is like flammable because I want it. I want to keep this. I don't even want it. That's another thing where I'm like, I don't, I just want to keep it because you want to throw it away. Mm-hmm. I don't even remember who I was with. My dad did, my dad did something bad the other day. You got rid of something? What? You got rid of something or you just did something bad. I was talking to him on the phone and he was like, I, I watched the greatest movie the other day. And he never really like recommends movies to me. He's like a, he's a film, he likes good movies, like definitely more of a film buff than I am. And I was like, oh my God, what was it? And he said the new Jurassic Park, which I was shocked because I hadn't heard anything about it. That's a huge franchise. Why haven't I even? Huge franchise. I haven't heard anything about it. Jonathan Bailey's in it and I like, I had always planned to see it, but like I truly haven't heard anything about it. Okay. So I just haven't. Oh my God. Like this is perfect. That gives me an excuse to watch. I've been wanting to, to watch that. I watch it. And I'm like, wow, wow, like obviously Jonathan Bailey is like so amazing in this, but like not even he can necessarily make this film. Like good. It was, it was, it was like kind of like horrible. And the whole time I was just like, what, what did he see in this? Like I'm really surprised. And so I texted him and I was like, I watched Jurassic Park and he was like, got you. I was like, did you just prank me? He said, this is for the boy because you know how much I love that horror. Maybe the boy that I've made everyone watch and they all say is the worst movie in the world. Wow. This is for the boy, which is so mean because I genuinely mean it when I recommend the boy to someone. I think this is the most amazing film and I'm, I want to share the things that I love with the people that I love. So here, watch the boy. This was mean and malicious what he did. You waste my time. I waste yours. How long ago did you make him watch the boy? How horrible is that? I made him watch the boy over five years ago, Connor. I'll do it. He held that in his, in his core. Wow. Yeah. You have to, how did you, I would be like, oh, you dirty dog like I, whoa, almost impressed, but like, whoa, wow. You forget what, what lives in your, in your parents consciousness. That is crazy to me that he hated the boy that much. You know what's crazy? Hated the boy that much that he held on to that experience for so long that when he saw Jurassic Park, he goes, I'm pranking you and I bet there's someone that he knew for like 15 years that you went to high school with that he can't place. I've also, I've never been, he's never pranked me before. Like this was premeditated. Wow. And targeted. Wow. Yeah. I'm really impressed by Brett. You'll, he'll be happy to hear that, but I was really like, I was shocked. This is for the boy. This is for the boy. Off with her head. Wow. Yeah. That's phenomenal work. Nasty. It was nasty. That's, that is malicious. I agree. Thank you. Anyway. Um, I saw Wicked yesterday. Talk about it. Yeah. First of all, just like straight up, I thought it was good. I didn't go into it with any expectations. I had friends going. I was like, I should go see a movie. I haven't seen the last movie I saw was Wicked, and it was in London a year ago. That's wild. Yeah. I feel going to the movies in New York. Like that's not something I would consider doing. It was a trek. Like I'm sure that there's better ways to do it. I was with friends that are like from here, like born and raised. Yeah. And so like I was like, oh, this would be it was so hard to get to the movies. It was, but it was cool to have gone to the movies and I like I walk home from the movies. That was cool. Yeah. Um, so I guess I'll just go, I made a little list. I love this. One, and I'm going to, I'm just going to, it's chronological. I know that they. changed. Got it. First of all, I thought the music didn't wasn't like overpowering. Like the music I thought, and I didn't know any of the songs either. So that's like that holds some weight. I thought they were good. That maybe the originals, the was there two originals for the movie? Yeah, that like we're in the show. Um, I haven't seen the show. So I don't know you have. Wait, that's oh, they so the show was the whole I saw I saw that. But you saw the Broadway show, which was the whole part one and part two. Oh, wow. Yeah, well, it was as if it was my first time. Yeah. That's how well done it was. Yes. Um, I understood the songs in the movie that aren't in the show. I understood the like. Like the, the like cut where it was like, okay, now we're going back to the first because I remember seeing that when I watched the first movie. Yes. But like the music wasn't overpowering. There's a little bit too, too much music, I think. Okay. I think they could cut like too much music a little bit of it. Um, one thing, one note I had right at the beginning. Glendish should kill people. Yes. Like that would just really, I know that they needs to be like an hour and a half movie. Like wrap it up. Um, too, I fuck with the monkeys. Now love them to know. No, they're like good people. I heart the monkeys. Yes. Wow. You can be dead wrong about someone. You can. Maybe if like those do what? Chickery. Love him. Yeah. He's a guy that was chistery. You're right. Wow. Clip that. You're right. It's chistery. Wait. Yeah. I call him chickery. This kind of sucked. Cause I fell asleep for a second. Just a second. And then when I woke up, I woke up saying it piece so bad. But thank God. So I ran out to pee and I missed when they turned fiero into the scarecrow. But I took so long because I went to the bathroom and they were the best part. Well, they were, I didn't want to leave right there, but I couldn't pee fast enough to get song like as he was turning into the scarecrow. I guess, but it took so long because I went to the bathroom. And there were, I was like, what's the line for right now? Cause I could see that there were people in the same thing. So there's two dudes in there in the bathroom, like having sex. No doing crack. Oh, not doing crack. They were smoking crack. Okay. Um, and when I got back in, I go, what just happened? I see fiero. He's got, he's made a straw. So there's no way you missed him being turned into this when I was running. When I was running out, they had him up on a cross like Jesus. Wow. You were gone for the time that he was on the cross to the end where you saw him made of straw. So you missed the whole movie. No, no, no, I saw him. No, no, no, no. I mean, I knew because I saw like his back and I was like, that's fiero. Like I could tell because I saw his outfit. We didn't see him like, we didn't see his face until the end shot of the movie really. Yeah. And I go, ooh. And see, I thought he was so hot as this. No, because I don't like, there's, I have the phobia of like that texture. Yeah, I got that. I don't like to touch like pool table to top of pool tables. I don't like the feeling of seat belts. Oh, I like like like him as the scarecrow. Well, so does she. But you saw as long as your mind, right? Yeah. Okay. I saw everything else. Now, now we're at the end. Okay. So one, I don't really understand how do you sing a song with your friend? And then just be like, all right, go ahead and kill yourself. Like, I didn't understand. I know that there's deeper me. Like, how do you be like, okay? Well, go ahead and do it now. I don't think Linda knew what the fuck was going on. Okay. So we just were lending it to like getting endurance is blessed. Like, I think she's just like kind of surrendered. Like, she's going to do what she needs to do. And also just like, didn't know what was going on. And I'm confused like, did she believe herself that Elphaba melted? I guess. I guess she was so influenced by propaganda that she killed herself because she because she goes and she's like, uh, uh, Glinda Kinell Elphaba and what's the state that we're like, we can never, she can never know that we're, yeah, get this. I figured it out. The monkey told her that Fiero was alive. Chistory told her on that little paper and said, history told Elphaba. Yes. And don't let her know that he's alive. You guys have to sneak away. Now we're at the end. Now they sneak away. Yes. Where are they going? The, who the hell knows? Is the next movie. It's just going to be Dune. Three and it's going to be Elphaba, Fiero, Timothy Chalamet and Zendaya. And they're going to be like, what the hell? That type of landscape that like Dune space was like a new to the movie. Like, we didn't see that Dune space in the, in the stage production. Okay. Elphaba is going to see a worm and be like, I love animals and then she's going to get eaten. Yeah. I don't know what they're going to do for the rest of their lives. My last note, and this one was a big one for me, the Tin Man. So they turn Bach into a Tin Man. Right. But then they left his set of teeth like they took his heart, but he is teeth. And like, why did you leave his whole set of teeth? Well, why does he have 26 adult teeth in his mouth? I couldn't stop staring at his teeth. Yeah. That the teeth were an interesting touch. What happened was he was as a human. He was, his heart was disappearing or shrinking or whatever. And so Elphaba cast a spell like, let him live without a heart. You know, and in order to live without a heart. I guess the spell took that as like, he needs to be a Tin Man. You know, that's the little part. Yeah. They were just like, and I guess Tin Man have teeth. Okay. I guess like, I have never seen another Tin Man. It just was distracting. Yeah. That's all I got. Good movie though. Thank you as if I made it. But I also get confused with like Glenda at the end. Like, just like what she thought was happening. I think that she truly was like that he was just going to like surrender herself. Yeah. She's like a murderer and this is thought that this is how it has to go. Yeah. Like she's like, I'm going to, I'm going to like this. It was like, she died so that I, so that I can make things right. Right. Agreed. It's just like, I don't know. I just like don't buy that she bought that she melted. She had to. I just, I do see plot holes there though. I know that. Sorry pulling up my notes again. Well, that's all I got on wicked. Well, I love that. I. I watched some things. Okay, hit me. I, while I watched. I told you about Jurassic Park. Yeah. Jurassic Park also heated rivalry. That has been like, I've never gotten so many DMs like you need to watch this. Don't worry you guys. I already had. It's this new gay hockey show. Oh, awesome. The hockey show. I just saw take talk. Some girl was like, I told my husband it's a new show like about like, it's a, it's a first like hockey show. Jim. Yep. In the shower. Yeah. And she's like secretly turning the phone towards him. And he's like. Hmm. Like wire. No, like the, they're like sitting facing each other. Okay. Yeah. I know what scene you're talking about. In the gym. Yes. Yes. And he's like. There's like a really long like 22nd shot where it's just the dudes. Like spread open legs. Yeah. And there's nothing else in the shot. And the dudes like. Oh, like looking at his wife. That's funny. Um, I will say what I think is even better than the show for me is the pages from the book that I'm getting on TikTok. So I'm going to read the book. Like the fact that I've never been compelled to read sports romance, even though everyone's been like you have to. But why did I not think of gay sports romance? I don't know. I'm going to be reading that like today. I'm so excited. How exciting. How exciting. Um, reading. You just reminded me because someone. We posted a TikTok. What like yesterday on B and C. Where we were talking about how chat GPT couldn't like AI could never. Um, do what we do. Right. And someone plugged it into chat GPT. And was like, they're right. I'm going to hear what chat GPT has us. Wait, what did they plug into chat GPT? They didn't put. It's like one of the comments. They put the picture or the screenshot of what they got. Um, they put something like here's a third. So this is the answer only. But what was the question? Maybe you don't know. I don't know. They didn't include it. But it says here's a 30 seconds. Here's a 30 second podcast style script in the tone of Broken Connor make a podcast. A chaotic playful banter heavy in a little unhinge, but still clean. So I don't know what they put it, but Brooke. Wait, you want to send it to me so we can actually like do it? Yeah, that's good idea. Oh, I threw my phone across the room. Hold on. Okay, here it comes. Okay, we're gonna we're gonna do it. Okay, so this is if chat GBT Okay, did our podcast. Oh Okay Okay, so I saw this snowman on the street yesterday. Oh my god bragg. No seriously He was melting and it felt like watching myself try to function fast to be up Snowman are basically seasonal influencers What Well, they show up for like three weeks everyone takes pictures and then they disappear to work on themselves Right except instead of a wellness retreat, they literally liquefy Honestly mode and who decided they needed care at nose that's such a weird produce to put on a face I'd want like a cherry tomato something sleek that would fall off immediately So would I, brok? Okay, same Anyway, go build a snowman hydrate. We love you Stay frosty babes They cannot reproduce. We're safe like we are marked that's actually really beautiful Yeah, that AI cannot do everything that humans can no say frosty babes stay frosty babes mood Honestly mood So would I brok Okay, yeah, that did feel good to see Wow that made my like very fat hard go pitter-patter pitter-patter Give me a clock tick so I can recover Wow, this congestion is taking me for a ride Welcome back congestion. It's a big green tractor So you remember a long time ago you had that fly in your house. Oh Bethan Bethan. Yeah, so God I miss her. I have a fly in my house and I've since ever since like talking about that whole like Yes, if I what my crime is being small no your crime is like buzzing and hitting the window so hard all day that it's like You know, I'm trying to focus over here, but I let I let this fly live I go, what is what is your lifetime 24 hours, right? So I let it live I Thought it was like 24 hours. I've had flies in my Bethan Was it live for a few days and 28 days 15 to 30 days. Okay, so Bethan was murdered. We like my my minus middle aged, but he he stayed during Thanksgiving He stayed in watch the house. He's still here Brooke I'm not lying. I'm not exaggerating when I say this. You know the setup of my apartment. I Promise you I'm promise you there's no reason you should trust me besides you me giving you my word He is following me in room to room That's cute. He's like a velcro fly last night. I went to bed. He came my I'm shutting my doors flew in the room That's like very cute Came in to do the podcast. He's he's up on the wall He wants to be near his papa. I mean Life Should call him back to what you should call him max two Oh, no, not max's namesake. I can't maybe Xam. Oh, I like Xam. Xam for a fly sounds really good Sounds amazing sounds like invaders invaders in invaders in invaders. Oh Yeah So yeah, that's what's that's kind of like what's going on in my life Wow, I just like full-blown squished my balls so hard. I honestly thought we were gonna have to call it early What happened? I crossed my legs weird and they like it's quashed where Like in between your legs Yeah It's so crazy to me like I'm looking at the way you're sitting It's so crazy to me that you will never Experience like having balls right right in the middle between those legs. No, I that is like something I've never actually thought about is like how to how to navigate them You have to consciously live like every day you wake up and you have to actively like navigate your balls Yeah, and broke it is exactly the experience of like you know you know when you remember you're like I have a tongue and then you're very aware of your tongue. Yes, sometimes Sometimes when I'm like laying in bed, I'm like what do I do with these? That's crazy Sometimes I will be so aware of them and I'm like am I supposed to try to push them back? I was just about to say so let's say you're like you're in bed You're completely on your side Where do you put are they in the back? Are they coming out of the back? No, I think I think I I think I would pull them I would think I would pull them out front What they would come out front I get yeah Yeah, I would put them out front. I think I can't really I don't really want to have that imagery in my head about me pushing them back and then closing my legs and having them come out Wait, but if you fell asleep with them squished in the middle that would be uncomfortable. I can't imagine What that would feel like um You know when your arm falls asleep when you sleep on a weird way my ball of my bells if my bells fell asleep I'd head over to the urgent care still No, it literally is like when you have your phone and your keys and you're out of wedding and you're like where do I put these? I gotta like in my front pocket. No, I can't because like that show my back pocket. No, that's I gotta sit down There's every now and then they make themselves very known and it's like oh my gosh you guys like please act like you've been here before I love these types of conversations genuinely like these I just like have no one to ask this stuff to I mean I'm telling it to we just got our Spotify wrapped for creators Dang today. I just read how many people listen to this. Yeah, I sleep with my balls in front of my leg How many people will know where exactly you put your balls when you sleep Brickets a lot It's a lot of folks Oh, there's my fly Sam my life is really stupid like straight up my my my chungus life is beautiful But it's also very stupid you know those like life is good Shirts yeah, I want to do like fake life is good merch with life is chungus. I Think we miss that way. I totally agree But like I love where your head's at like the time it comes out chungus will be the most annoying thing in the world Yeah Which is a damn shame because that's a really good idea. It's I love chungus Maybe next time we get a we that that maybe we need to hire like an 11 year old like child labor vibes To be on the finger the pulse so that by the time it climbs like the saying climb the ladder to reach people like us We will be have already had the merch ready to sell to our demographic which does skew a little bit older than 11 How old did your Spotify wrapped say you were 20 cx. Oh my god. That's really good. Yeah mindset. I was 38 All right, I'll see mine. I had several friends that were in the 70s, which is crazy. Me too um My number one song was serious from legally blonde How's that would go? It's time to get serious Serious I've sung that like a lot. That's what I suck for chanting talent show. Yeah Less of a Maryland more of a Jackie. You know that one. Uh-oh Second song Chip of my shoulder from legally blonde. Oh my god. Sam is going crazy berserk over there Where's the second one? The second one was chip on my shoulder from legally blonde Oh, cuz I've only seen the movie. I'm like trying to remember songs. Oh, yeah. No, this is from the stage musical Okay, my bad the third song So much better from legally blonde The fourth song Take it like a man from legally blonde And then the fifth song is dancing through life That like that's a cure reflection of you and that's how you can trust that spotifies using your dad at like No, but listen to this Connor. We're good. How is it possible that four my four top songs are from legally blonde and yet my top albums Are Hamilton The 1975 live at Madison Square Garden wicked Justin time and little shop of horrors that may not be for us to know Like how was legally blonde not on there Maddie Hilly would kill himself if you saw that genuinely. Yeah Well, that's that's that's that's fine. Let me test And my top artists are Laura Belbundi who plays L Sure and the 1975 Justin Bieber Jonathan Groff and Christian Borl who plays Emmett in Wow, I didn't know he performed Do you know who he is Emmett I do know Emmett. I can picture him. He just looks like every He played Emmett in the oh my bad. No, I don't know. I was thinking you might be thinking Luke Wilson I wasn't thinking Luke Wilson. I was thinking the other one that he but the bad one Owen Wilson I know the bad one in the movie Warner Huntington the third Warner. Yeah Emmett and Warner the same name to me Totally um that's that um, I'm also I'm in my world war two era I finally read now we're talking like this is that shit I do like Talk about world or two. I Like well, I don't like like world war two. I don't like many many wars at all But I do like to talk about like inglorious bastards is one of my favorite movies world war two And I'm talking about this because I finally read the night and gal, which is just like one of the 21st centuries most popular books historical fiction about world war two When the Nazis invaded France and Izzy is obsessed with it and What and how come no one told me about the night and gal like why did that's a book? I can read Connor I was literally thinking like maybe Connor should start reading historical fiction It is the wanting to read a story fiction everyone is like this is the best book ever and it's like, okay How good can it really be like oh? Okay, yeah, okay, yeah Wow, oh I'm going to pick it up a being are you serious being right now me another one by Chris in Hannah the author the women I'm really excited. I'm gonna be no more Yeah, I want to read about historical fiction go good night. Yeah, go get the night My favorite show about that like a circle fiction is drunk history. That is my favorite show Connor like Obviously all wars terrible and insane and it's just like hard to fathom the scope of world war two Like the fact that that happened like not so long ago and just like every it's world war two is just it's it's it's crazy It's yeah, it is it is crazy. It's like oh My god, I could I think we could do a podcast about a circle fiction like that That would be like a fun podcast and the best thing about the night and gal is that it like makes you think it like It makes you think exactly like what would I do if I was in this situation? Oh, I like that. Yeah Like what would I do if the people around me were like being taken away in front of my eyes right But I have a family to protect right like so it really is like have you seen glorious bastards? I try it's too gory for me Yeah But it's very It's it has funny parts Like there's like the comedic break enough of that to wear it like helps a little bit But it's very real Did you know about the lore of Hitler having a micro penis? No That apparently is like scientifically like something that they've discovered by like examining his remains Well that worked out What do you mean like that's? It just makes that like that's like a good discovery that like okay cool. This could also could just be like Not real, but still I was reading up on that Historians and researchers believe that I've Hitler most likely suffered from Kalman syndrome a rare genetic the Rare genetic condition that can result in underdeveloped sexual organs Maybe oh in 2025 an international team of scientists and historians conducted a DNA analysis on bloodstain piece of fabric Reportedly taken from the sofa in Hitler's bunker where he committed suicide Whoa, so it's recent development. I Didn't know there was a world where to propaganda song Hitler has only got one ball Oh, I didn't either can't believe Hitler anyway. I can't believe Hitler either. It's like whoa It really is did you see my tree? I your tree so pretty Thanks, I'm excited about it the coolest morning going to get this tree. I Wish you could see the whole thing because And I wish I had much further Then what's we can see on the screen look look at my little warrior. I wish I had I'm just gonna show you and then I'll get it to it I bet Sam loves that shit look at my little look at my little champ Whoa Ready, yeah Wow, I didn't know he had a pretty little bow He's so striking Wow Can I say something I Feel like you must really Miss Max because you've been so fatherly towards like things like Sam and your tree Sure, yeah, that is true. I got to spend some time with Max Which is just absolutely lovely he came in every morning when I was staying in Florida And I'm like I don't know how he like my parents are obviously in love with Max and J answer everyone's questions. He has been with my parents for this whole time I've been touring so it's been like almost a year a little over a year actually Wow, and I see him a lot So my dad will bring him everywhere that we go and I see my parents a lot But every morning We I was in this room and every morning I would wake up and he's sitting on the ground wagging his tail waiting for me to wake up sitting looking at me That's that's truly like such a gift and I'm like does he do that? You know they go no he doesn't do that to anyone else like only you you're his papa I want to put a bullet into my mouth swallow it and not shoot myself swallow a bullet okay So yeah, I think so too now something that I wish that I was gonna talk about about this tree is that like there were so many trees Like they they have so It's just like a coolest thing ever to be in New York during Christmas They had they're selling trees like on the streets. You just walk I had a coffee I was walking back from going over to Salthanks So saying hi to the team and then walking back I have a coffee. I'm gonna get a tree for the studio I got a wreath for my front door too and I go I walk past this when I go look at that little shooting star like reaching so high I want to be like you're done. You can stop stretching out so far like you did it your whole light like your whole life is led up to this and then The the girl comes over and I was like hey like can I help you? I go yeah, I'm just gonna get a little tree And she goes oh like don't you don't need that one like that one's that one's like that it's shaped weird skinny. I go No, that's like my no that is mine like that. I came across it. They were sure there were better ones But this was mine, you know, and she's they're sure there were better ones, but this one's mine. That's very beautiful She discounted yeah, wow full price for this you got the run of the damn litter For real, that's good way and those are often the best ones Yeah, because if If if this girl blew up anymore, she wouldn't be in frame. She's perfect No, she's a legitimately perfect. We don't want her blowing up or blowing down and then you're blowing away in the wind. Yeah She blew up Jesus that girl blew up Yeah But yeah, so this is mine and I also got I've been redoing the studio. You're I was about to say frame bridge Frame bridge wait, and I'm gonna show you this look. I got this. I'm gonna put this up later today While he's gone everyone who's watching video can look at my hobo Nietzsche. I Really like the stickers that I've put on it I got them off from sticker planet in the Grove This is wow Connor. I Love that This is broken eyes Variety comedy impact report. Where are you putting that? I don't know. I want to like maybe like In here Yeah, I love that little gallery wall. I'll make this like a gallery wall. Yeah What does that one say next to that? I read the comments tour What what's the blue what's in the blue frame? It's another tote bag so I I framed all the tote bags from each leg of tour you that's really cool. Yeah And they're in a frame to match the color the the the primary color of the tote bag. I love that Yeah, they have everything at frame bridge. Thanks Ray. Shout out, Ray I also got the napkin that the Delta flight attendant gave me. Yeah, I love that Emily So that'll be up here Yeah, so my life's pretty much a fucking movie. Basically Well, all right. I think we wrap it up because I have to I do - I have to go to the rest. I have to do I have to - too Oh no, my hair is really bad all episode I can feel it in the back of my head. No, but did not Well, thank you guys for listening Um, I have fun. It's nice to be back here chatting. I'm always talking and real time - and everything like that and You know, we'll talk to you in the bonus and also next week. I'll see you in the bonus Have a couple things to talk about in the bonus Yeah, you could say that I do too. Let me just leave it at that. Oh Whoa, yeah, she said what she said. Mm-hmm. She said what she said. Jesus that girl said what she said Okay, thanks guys. See you soon