The video blends humor and personal reflection, centered around a passionate review of King’s Hawaiian Cinnamon Swirl Bites, which Taylor Hansen describes as a joyful, summer-inspired treat. The segment is framed by a Smirnoff Ice ad-free week, promoting authentic, unfiltered content. It transitions into a detailed discussion of lifestyle challenges, including the physical and emotional toll of events like Coachella, where participants describe exhaustion, mental fatigue, and disrupted routines. A major focus is the critique of patriarchal dynamics in *Mormon Wives*, where men’s emotional dishonesty, lack of accountability, and toxic behavior are contrasted with the empowerment and resilience of female leads pursuing independence. Personal health topics, such as elevated cholesterol and poor eating habits, are tied to broader lifestyle patterns and stress. The conversation emphasizes the value of self-awareness, vulnerability, and intentional living—highlighting the importance of honest accountability in personal and professional relationships. The tone remains lighthearted yet insightful, encouraging viewers to reflect on their own routines, choices, and emotional well-being, with a strong call to embrace self-care, community, and authenticity.
Ugh, I hate Mondays.
King's Hawaiian Cinnamon Swirl Bite?
Uh, Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one.
Mmm.
Hey, let's get back to work, please.
But Taylor Hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly King's Hawaiian Cinnamon Bites.
Taylor Hansen? Nice!
Try one.
Mmm.
King's Hawaiian Cinnamon Bites.
There's nothing like it.
Oh, well, cheers, brother.
Oh, okay. I meant a physical cheers, but, like, it's all good.
No, and it's, like, here.
Oh.
Well, we're trying two different things.
Thank you.
There's many flavors to be talked about.
And first, we just have to say thank you so much to Smirnoff Ice for literally making this an ad-free week.
Because we're having a Smirnoff takeover, y'all mind?
No, the takeover.
Y'all know we gotta let the girls take over.
'Cause it's almost, okay, mind you, it's almost summer.
Does anyone want to talk about that, number one?
Number two, does anyone want to talk about Dom's backyard?
Or does anyone want to talk about the public beaches?
Do they want to talk about it?
Well, we're about to talk about it.
'Cause this is what it's gonna taste like, mind you.
Mine literally has a Pop Rock rim, because y'all know I just be. Y'all know my play.
Y'all know my play.
Well, because get into it.
The Pop Rock rim, you see, with the. Well, hold on, let me show you all the ingredients.
Let me show you all the ingredients.
With the red, white, and berry, thank you so much.
With the maraschino cherry.
Y'all, God forbid, God forbid, we put a maraschino cherry at the bottom.
And a slice of lemon just for the vibe, you know what I'm saying?
What are you drinking?
It just, like, literally was so cold in my hands that I'm like, I literally had to take a sip.
Hold on, hold on.
And Miss Tropical Tiki is taking it.
Also, we cut off the top.
Thank you.
And you can get these little, like, cutters.
And it literally, like, cuts off the top, I don't know.
No, 'cause if you wanna make it in the can,
because also, like, let's get into the sustainability of it.
'Cause it's just, like, this is, like, D.
Yeah.
Well, I need to try that too,
but get into this real quick, though, actually.
And do I dare do the Pop Rock rim?
I can't stop sipping this.
I'm like, oh, that's, like, actually so good.
Okay, that's awkward.
Get into the Pop Rock rim, actually, though.
The changing of the guards.
Woo! Okay. The popping of the rocks.
Like, I'm like, oh, oh, whoa.
That.
Okay.
That Pop Rock is sour.
And after, like, the porcelain gay,
I'm like, well, hold on.
Well.
Then that's why I got nervous.
Not too much.
Mama.
Okay. No, this one takes.
Guys. I'm gonna try the other one,
but this one does take.
Okay, here's the tea.
Tropical Tiki is for the girls who like
just something, like, easy to sip on,
not too sweet, very just, like,
like, a light juice. Mm-hmm.
If you like lemon water
and, like, fruit and, like, that kind of vibe,
it's very light.
She's very citrus tea.
She's very citrus tea, very light to drink.
Mama right here.
Wow.
This is for my girls who like, like, you know.
The heart straw.
The heart straw.
Because I'm like, this right here is for the girls
who like a slushy, a sweet drink, actually.
I agree. I agree.
This one's so good.
Like, this is my favorite.
No, but with the Pop Rock rim
is actually very important here.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Like, I know we kind of clowned,
but, like, it's actually very serious.
It's just, like, awkward 'cause I'm actually about to.
Like, this is so good.
Like, I.
No, in that part.
And it literally tastes like.
Mm.
It tastes like summer, babe.
Like, actually, real talk.
This is actually making me, like, so excited for summer.
This is big August energy.
This is big toes in the sand tea.
Big July, big July.
Well, this is, this is big July.
This is big July energy.
You see the big July with the maraschino?
Yeah.
No, I'm gonna have my toes in the sand.
Electric beach cruiser.
Tea.
And an aviator glass.
And a helmet.
And a helmet, obviously.
And, like, an aviator glasses.
Like, y'all can't read me.
No, y'all really can't.
But just shout out to Smirnoff.
Like, as y'all know,
they've been literally handling us so crazy
that it's like, baby, there's no ads, okay?
So let's, everybody, like, put one up for Smirnoff.
To the king.
To the king.
Take me to the king.
Take me to the king.
And guys, enjoy the episode.
We love you.
Guys, we love you so much.
And y'all.
And think about a pop rock today.
Think about a pop rock today.
And, like, while y'all are relaxing this week,
I don't know, maybe try one of these.
When you can't hear the pop rock.
And I'm just doing this on camera.
Oh, okay.
Well, we gotta go.
- It's time to start the episode.
We love you guys.
Bye.
Hey.
- My friend still has.
- Like Coachella golf.
Guys, it's actually a real thing.
Can we talk about that?
And if I was gonna do it all over again,
like what I would do is I would put on a KN95.
- Yeah.
- The entire weekend.
Because mind you, we're filming this what?
Like a week later.
- Yeah.
- And I'm still, I mean, it's not as bad though.
- Me too.
- The third night, couldn't sleep, was hacking all night.
Day after that, literally was hacking all day.
Day after that, literally, like the kind of hacking
where you start to get like a little sad.
Like I was like, girl, like.
'Cause my throat was so rur, that I was like.
Like I started like coughing and being like.
Like it was just really sick.
So it's just like, girl.
- Yeah.
- It's just like chopped.
I don't know.
- I think if I hadn't been taking Zyrtec
for the past month.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- While I'm heavy on the past month.
- Yeah, and the mask that Jen used.
That Jen gave me, when, oh my God, if I didn't have that.
Like Sav and Jen had masks.
And like, if I didn't.
Well, 'cause I had K95s that literally
just didn't make it into my suitcase.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I was like staring at them.
And when I came back home, I stared at them even longer.
'Cause I was like, oh wow.
What could have been, if I had my beak on.
- Yeah.
- Because yeah, it was, it was fierce this year.
And for a lot of different reasons.
But genuinely, like the brand we went with
was such a good time.
- Yeah.
- We were like the best hosts ever.
- Yeah.
- We were with Drew Mack, Emily June.
And like loved them Bootsy.
And like it was a key.
We also met Mandy and Martin for the first time.
- We did, yes.
- And they're like so awesome.
And like just the best.
And Tanner was there.
We loved him so much.
- Of course, of course, yes.
- Oh my gosh.
Like he was killing it with the throwback content.
- No, I know.
That was great.
- I was like, also his vlog clip.
I missed it.
Tanner just moved to LA.
Stop playing with me.
- Yeah, I know.
Hella play.
I mean, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
But like, girl.
- But he played.
But he played with me.
- I'm sick about it.
I'm sick about it.
- He played.
He played.
- But we just gotta let him do it in his own time.
You know what I mean?
So just girl come visit.
Like it's really fucked up.
- Literally.
I'm like, I just love when like all the D bars are here.
- Yeah.
- And that's what I love the most about Coachella
is you just like see all your friends who aren't,
you know, that don't live in LA or just like aren't local
and they like all come out and it's so fun.
- Yeah, it was like really gnarly.
It was like, it was gnarly.
- No, like I'm literally like,
I can't talk about it in the way that I would like to,
because then it's like, I'm gonna get banned.
But yeah.
- No, I mean, it's valid.
- No.
- No, I mean, I just think that like.
- No, it was, you know what I mean?
Like it was just like, whoa.
- Yeah.
- It was like, whoa.
- I mean the air this year,
like I can only explain it as like 2012,
like one direction, like fierceness.
In the sense of like, you know,
you're on Ticketmaster like trying to get tickets type shit.
Like that energy where I was like,
oh shit, I'm in the dog pound with like, you know,
people who like have JB tattooed on their chest,
which listen, I have JB tattooed on my chest too.
Like I was there for My World, My World 2.0.
Like I was finna be in the pit,
but the energy that that brought.
- I mean, I just like, I didn't even,
I'm just like chopped in a hunk.
Like I didn't even really feel like it was crazy,
but I did feel like I'm just chopped in a hunk.
- No.
- Like I was literally so goddamn tired.
I was tired as shit, hot as shit.
It was dry as shit.
Had no lung as shit.
Like it was just like, it was chopped.
It was chopped.
- Yeah.
- It was chopped.
I'm sorry.
- It's really hard.
It's a real.
- It's really hard.
Yeah.
It's really difficult.
- I mean, I definitely have like the post Coachella,
like depression in the sense that like,
I feel like after Coachella is always the hardest for me.
It's like,
surviving Coachella the first week,
I mean, I definitely feel it now that I'm like,
you know, 28.
And when I first started going, I was like, what?
Like 23.
So literally, and you know, I've done many variations.
I've done both Chella where I've gone weekend one,
weekend two, I've done Coachella weekend one,
stage coach, which yeah, we won't even go there.
But where we will go is like,
I feel like when I'm there, I like,
I can lock in and be like, okay,
this is what I need to do to like do well and like everything.
But it's like the post for me.
Like I, my suitcase is still laying in my office.
- Yeah.
- And like all the shit that I got and everything.
It's like, none of it.
I'm just, I don't know.
I've, that's where I'm chopped and unk.
And I haven't had groceries in like three weeks.
- Yeah, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It was fierce, it was fierce.
- It was fierce, but honestly, yeah,
like, like genuinely thank God for our friends.
Like, thank God for Martin.
Thank God for Mandy.
Thank God for Tanner.
Thank God for Joe.
Thank God for Angie.
Just like, thank God for all the girls
because like that is the only way through.
- Yeah.
- The only way through is the key.
And it's just like, yeah,
it is nice 'cause you do get to like meet everyone that like,
it's so like oomfy con where it's like,
you're like looking around and you're like,
wait, whoa, what the fuck?
Like, wait, hey.
- Yeah.
- Like, hey, Ikea.
But other than that, like, honestly, like,
- Yeah.
- My head itching.
My head itching.
- Oh, like head hella itching.
- I'm like, my head itching.
- Shout out Ciara.
was working with the brand that we went with and she's like everything we had like such an amazing
time yeah actually and no because that was so light and that part was so chill and so fun like
it genuinely is just the fierceness of the elements the element like it's just like oh my
god and also i mean last time that i went i went weekend two and the vibe is completely different
like weekend one is so like i think also too and which you know my i say this and with like you
know i think with weekend one what makes it so cat's eye gnarly is the fact that you're working
like weekend two you just go to the festival and like there's not a bunch of activations and like
whatever but like weekend one we you know we were like we went to the road house and like we did
like some extracurricular stuff and like we had some like extracurricular obligations versus like
if you go weekend two you're just chilling in the house until you're ready to go to the festival
so like the vibration
of shit you have to do is like way less where weekend one i do think there is that element of
like okay you know or i'm gonna go meet up with so and so because they're like in or like whatever
and so there's a lot more moving parts when but like if there's not like events and stuff to go to
yeah it's like a mad chill vibe yeah i can imagine yeah so it's like you have to find your sweet spot
you know what i mean yeah because i've done i've yeah uh yeah i'm so excited um but yeah
i think we were talking i mean like i think next year what would be so fun and like we're like
setting it up now is if we could like just be in a house with like all of the homies right and i don't
know do something but yeah coachella's you know it was a it was a really fun time though yeah there
was just a lot happening yes there was a lot happening um but you know yeah it's like chill
vibes like very like you know what i mean like shit i don't know i had a lot of fun and i'm like
had sushi tacos two days in a row like bitch y'all can't read me i literally had the corn first off
the corn dogs were so good which mind you i literally was like not even you know i didn't
go near the spring rolls but i will say the friends that i did see having the spring rolls
when i went to tell them they were everyone was fine so i think the spring roll people did learn
that like oh for sure you know what i mean like for sure literally they had like um dry ice like
literally because when we were talking to the girls and you were like because mind you don't go up to
the girls they already done it you have the spring roll talking about some those made me sick last
year sorry which is true but i'm like listen honestly like and i stand by the idea that if
you got sick hella people got well i last year this girl posted a reel or something yeah just
being like do not fucking eat the spring rolls they made me so sick like do not eat them and
everyone was like tagging me in it and i was like mama yeah and so this year my approach was
very much so fried corn dog but i will say that like the pizza place that i had an amazing
experience from yeah that everyone well and is that even real because i also ate two slices from
there well and i was chilling i listened to slushy noobs and martin was talking about martin
chela did they get girl and martin and martin chela what a joy to meet martin of martin chela
like love and mandy like like that key was so fucking it was everything um but at martin chela
right martin was saying that like him and mandy the pizza they got was doughy i well yes and i was
talking to him about it before because i think we were talking about what to eat and he was telling
me that he got the pizza and it was doughy but i thought because there were multiple pizza places
that they weren't the same place then i went home and i got an instagram and the girls were like no
fuck this place and i was like what because i personally went there like twice but yeah i mean
i went there and it was like charred but i was gonna say mine was like dry but i will say they
were like all like
all you know firing on all engines yeah yeah so i'm like i don't know you know if they're
serving a population yeah if they're baking like 15 pizzas at the same time because that was the
one like ready to eat food and i you know i am weary of ready to eat food because
why is it so ready to eat well but i mean something like pizza though i feel like it was
like so busy that it wasn't just sitting there i did i will say i now that i'm thinking about it
like i just like chucked up a deuce because the first noodles that i ate were like
sitting in a walk like he like took the lid off and they were just sitting in the walk and i was
like honestly period i mean i don't know and i was fine and then i had the sushi tacos which were so
good risky waited to day two just in case it like really took my shit out but like they were so good
that i went back again they were so goddamn good yeah i'm like honestly there were like no food
problems i had the everything tots from the same place where you could buy the corn dogs and
hi genuinely that was like the best like we the best music yeah and i was like oh my god i'm like
i'm like i'm gonna go on a diet and i was like i'm gonna go on a diet and i was like oh my god i'm
like i'm gonna go on a diet and i was like oh my god i'm gonna go on a diet and i was like oh my god
i was like i don't know this might get awkward and i might like right shardy on you shardy on you
but that didn't happen which i'm just like honestly i live like i want something so
processed that like well i hate mondays king's hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite taylor hansen sure
i'll try one hey let's get back to work please but taylor hansen's making my day way better with
these new soft
and swirly king's hawaiian cinnamon bites taylor hansen nice try one
king's hawaiian cinnamon bites there's nothing like it
i got a physical and the and the reed was health like the reed was healthy because girl my
cholesterol high okay that is really heartbroken absolutely heartbroken at the news and wait i need
to find it
because actually like the talk was clinical hold on let me fucking find it because the note she put
i was like i think that's pretty typical for like our age group because she literally said mind you
hi maya i'm like hey girl she said your cholesterol came back a little elevated i recommend minimizing
oily fried foods okay and carbohydrates okay as well as at least 150 minutes of exercise per week
yeah oh my god it's a hard one so mad i think everyone has elevated
cholesterol well it's just annoying because i like looked it up i looked up afterwards i looked up
how also guys i'm sorry i'm a little i'm like ashy at hill actually i'm not even gonna hold you
um i looked up how to like lower my cholesterol and it was like and it was like stop smoking
exercise no car or not no carbs but it was like less carbs and um like starchy carbs yeah less
carbs and what was the other one that i was like bitch oh oh and less stress yeah i was like so my
big three like literally carb stress and like fucking i don't like what and not exercising
like oh my god i know and that's the thing it's so stupid and that's the thing that's really hard
about it is but that's what i mean i feel like everyone kind of has elevated cholesterol it's
just like it's fucked up it's hard it's a hard balance to like not um well and honestly because
then take that let's double it i'm sitting at the um at the car place for like fucking two hours and
i ended up getting rocket money and i'm like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know
and like when there's a doordash tab and i saw how much i spent last month on doordash
generational wealth if you will i was like well yeah babe yeah yeah yeah like literally like
your cholesterol fucked up it's okay but um i don't know i guess i'm gonna start eating cheerios
or something i mean honestly too i will say like well that's the starchy carb no i will say like
after coachella well coachella and then i went to a wedding and then we're going into more shit so
like this point is already moot but like after coachella in my head i was like okay this is like
the last thing of that chapter and then we're on to the next chapter but now i'm thinking about it
we're already in the chat already in the next one but that's to say i'm like yeah like hello fresh
let me know like i don't know yeah like hello fresh like holla because i'm on every table
well because yesterday what did i come home and eat um i did have to doordash
two six i found a new wing place two six pieces of wings bitch they had a lemon pepper
buffalo collab wait wing what fries fried zucchini and then a kale salad just to balance it out right
yeah because like everybody hella mad at me no because it's like let's get that fiber in let's
get like well let's get that iron the fibers up the fibers up and the iron is up but apparently
the cholesterol also up so yeah it's hard dude wing stop has a new flavor and it's literally so
it's what the lemon pepper should taste like it's like citrus something i don't know exactly what
that is um it's so fucking good i haven't had wing stop and ever yeah the citrus mo mojo it is so
motherfucking good dude it is like their best if they don't keep this i'm like honestly gonna have
words with them this is what the lemon pepper should taste like yes it's like zesty garlic
citrus oh and it's my king right here too huh i could barely see the thumbnail i just yeah that's
my king right here it's my shit yeah my way it was so because he'd be letting the girls know
smells fantastic immediately
open the box you get blasted with a strong lemony smell obsessed with him oh my goodness that is
citrusy my booty is off well unfortunately they said delete it fried so i'm like well i can't try
that but yeah well a bait moment well and it's also just like i don't want to work out like i'm
well okay let me not say that because i could but i just live a lifestyle right now that i'm just
really comfortable with so it's just like fucked up yeah i
feel like yeah i mean i don't i don't know i'm gonna start doing jumping jacks or something
you should you should you
do a little circuit at home or like a little at home moment um i'm the worst i'm the worst person
to talk to about this because i've over committed myself in the department of health and wealth
well yeah where i decided like for whatever reason and my fellow capricorns out there
just know like i know your plight and like i feel and hear you which is the plight of setting one
like actual goal that like you have to meet or it's just like what was it all for yeah and that
was running a full marathon yeah which got done oh yeah it'll get done but training has started
in the sense of like the in shape of like running 15 20 miles a week because actual training starts
in june so i'm just like god you know trying to clock in for my shit yeah i mean you definitely
should and it'll happen so it's just like whatever but it's just like i didn't run yesterday it's
neither did i
if i'll run today and yeah but you know it's just like girl yeah be who you are for your pride
yeah um wow that's really that's that's a thing that's hard yeah actually and i wish that i um
could relate more to that honestly me right now i'm kind of doing the complete opposite which is
like i'm in my like i'm in my solitude era good because when i was driving back from
fun
when i was driving back from sack i really was thinking about why i've actually been out of my
goddamn mind and i realized like i literally haven't been alone for more than maybe like 12
hours at a time in the last like eight months yeah so i um cholesterol about to get higher i don't
know like i'm literally about to be sitting in my house maybe doing circuits if you're my doctor
who's like in my business like i don't know um but yeah i should look at the graph again because
it was like colored like it was like green yellow red and i couldn't remember where i mean i guess
it wasn't red shit no it was probably like so i don't know i think if i cut the door dashing though
like that's a start i think i think that's that's definitely my goal is no dashing yeah
it's just so hard because we literally leave every week well and that's what i was gonna say i'm like
yes but even if i go to a physical place
oh yeah you know what i mean totally totally to like get my food then it's just like more
intentional totally and like i don't know like even like the whole foods like hot bar or like
just a situation or like you know the trader joe's like pick something up versus like door
dashing shit i'm just like even that being more intentional yeah like good you know what i mean
or yeah you know but it is really hard and it's definitely a play of like with our
lifestyle and like our lifestyle and like our lifestyle and like our lifestyle and like our
style it's really hard to like you know you can't spend a hundred dollars on groceries if we're
leaving like every other week yeah to like go do some stuff so it is tough it is tough there's
slowing down to be done somewhere else i'm literally about to yeah a summer break to be had
yeah that's a whole other freaking thing but um yeah so i don't know like i don't know like was
at coachella like upping my cholesterol yeah no worries everyone's so mad at me like everyone's
so mad i don't know like it was just like really scary how she was talking to me um but like love
but like love you know like shut up fried so it's just like yeah like shut up fried shut up stress
i'm like okay that's all i have no like it's awkward what does putt lavato say shut up fat
oh hell no and shut up phlegm honestly that's honestly yeah that's what like that's what my
doctor putt lavato says to me so no yeah i think what does she say i think she literally says shut
up
do you not remember that i know trixie says that but that's like yeah like it's like uh in the
putt lavato she's like she's like and she said shut up fat like oh hell in that like text post
thing 2014 wow never forget putt lavato that's so crazy that was everything yeah so it's just like
i don't know which i don't i just don't know no that's like valid issue it's just well i
exercised at coachella you did you got your sepsis i'm like yeah even just like i don't know i don't
like a daily meditative walk right i love doing that okay i do yeah are you that counts no it's
more so if i'm being honest i think it's just the idea that like somebody told me to exercise and
i'm like you're like i don't want to do that yeah like girl i wouldn't even but i will say i mean
obviously i think like when we have more time in our lives there is time for that but like as of
right now it's just been giving like yeah everything all the time so i'm like have you done class pass
before no i haven't done i would think about it again i feel like i mean i think i also just need
to again sit in silence with myself for like more than 20 minutes and like actually like lay out a
bunch of pieces of paper and red string my life but i'm just like when as of right now i'm feeling
like oh my god like when yeah well because i was gonna say with class pass like because they also
do like massages you get pedicures i want to get a massage oh yeah so see we should do that like
literally today oh
i do that every time with my shawty like bootsy i'm my tropical tiki
but yeah because i'm just like uh wow yeah shit's like wow it's pretty like insane i mean i did like
some crazy ass rotting when i was at lab's place i was watching saff's dog yeah and i like rotted
in such a way that i haven't done yeah i need that i honestly haven't rotted like in that long
honestly it was like a little too much
too much rotting like i definitely need the pendulum swung like a little too far where i was
like okay that was that got no but i think it's worth it though because i'm like listen
like found out stress kills like i don't know because i'm just like even the concept of
coming back for from coachella for a day and then literally leaving the next day
like i i don't think i've actually put my suitcase away in like three months yeah
because we keep just like doing shit like doing more stuff it's crazy it's actually crazy yeah
but like love but um yeah because then i'm like yeah so we have this week and the next week we
leave and then we come back and then it's like oh my god it's already may yeah at least we are
going to be here for all of june yeah which will that will be nice because i'm literally like does
anyone remember what it's like to live in la or no right missing that missing that um yeah
while i was in la what did i do i brought it you caught up on some tv oh my god guys i have been
watching tv in a way that heals my soul like i forget as someone who's a tv watcher and as you
know when it comes to like when you're stressed out because you know when it comes to rest the
idea of rest is like some people literally view that as rotting some people literally view that
as having their perfect day like i ate at my favorite restaurant i did this for myself and
like got a massage but like you're still like moving around you know what i mean yeah rest is
different for everyone for my me and my house it's literally watching as much tv as i fucking want
yeah it's my favorite thing to do it's like the only thing i want to do like if i ever had a
podcast it would probably have to be tv related like i fucking love dvd i love dvd yeah um with
that being said i watched the new euphoria episode did you watch it i watched the first one
yeah not at my behest at a request and honestly
i'm just off that shit yeah i'm off it i'm sorry that's real maybe it would catch up but i just
again like as y'all know like i if it's gonna bring me more cortisol i'm not i don't want to
do that though i don't want to do that though and like thinking about just like the first season of
euphoria i'm like i'm not gonna do that though i'm not gonna do that though i'm not gonna do that though
i'm like yes yes like it was that perfect like like in between where it's like oh but it was
still chill but this one i'm like i can't watch you guys like gag for three minutes i can't it's
like it's really like it's skyrocketing my cortisol brother yeah unfortunately with love to
the girls you know love to the girls of course yeah i definitely have my critiques but i'll be
tuning in for sure yeah like you know no and somebody has to like make sure the girls get
paid yeah i mean like
i definitely think there's something there you know um and like things are happening i'm like
curious about like what's gonna go down i kind of have like a vision and idea of how all things
like we're all roads are gonna lead to but yeah i i'm gonna keep clocking in for my shift it's
like really crazy to watch them because they've you know this was kind of the launching pad for
a lot of them in their career like this like really set it off for every single person in the
class and now they've done such huge things and then they're like back at this show i don't know
it's really crazy but um i'll keep watching to see those contracts i don't know what i would do if i
was like a part of a show that shifted so drastically like that like what do you even do
yeah that's what i mean like it was such a cultural phenomenon and then like
covid but then on top of that like people's careers like zendaya you know jacob elordi
like just you know people like took the fuck off obviously there's so much that happened
behind the scenes that like will we ever know about it like who fucking knows will they sit
down for like the documentary like we don't know but it's yeah it's pretty insane um
And you can, like, feel it in the show, honestly.
Yeah, you really can.
You really can tell that, like, behind everyone's eyes, there's, like, a glaze there.
Yeah.
And that's what I mean.
Like, I just can't imagine working on a project that you don't feel connected to.
Or even just, you know, in the Petra Collins of it all, actually.
I'm, like, just the idea of how it's shifted in energy and visual and feel since the first season is, like, beyond.
Here goes straight man again.
Yeah.
Here they go.
Here they go.
Like, what?
Here they go.
Yeah.
No.
So, I guess we'll see what ends up happening.
And, yeah.
But I did catch up on Mormon Wives in a serious way.
And, y'all, y'all, there might be some, like, a spoiler or two in the sense that, like, are you ever going to watch the show, Maya, do you think?
Um, I hate Mondays.
Taylor Hansen?
Sure, I'll try one.
Mmm.
Hey.
Let's get back to work, please.
Taylor Hansen?
Nice.
Try one.
Mmm.
Bites.
Chippa-da.
Bites you.
Don't you love them?
Sweet, swirly, he's all good.
I would say that I would be, like, out of, I would say that within my watching habits, which is, you know,
I don't know, is one of those shows that I'd be like, oh, no, I'd be, like, down to watch.
I feel like it would be perfect for you.
Maybe I'll take a ganda.
Okay, yeah.
The first season's, like, interesting because, like, Loke, like, they film and then something happens.
So then they, like, resume filming and then, like, there's, like, a time jump that happens in the first season.
Yeah.
But after that, it's, like, pretty, like, filmed pretty consistently.
I think you'd really like it because, I mean, the drama's, like. I mean, there's, like, you know, they talk about some deep shit in that show, but I think you'd like it.
Okay, I would be down to two.
In terms of, like, you know, I know your vibration and, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Definitely, I, like, it was such a comforting show to watch and, like, nice thing to have, like, in the background and stuff while I was, like, getting ready.
And, like, I hate that, like, now it's, like, what the fuck do I do but put my thumb in my ass?
Yeah.
But I have some choice words for some of the men.
I'm sure.
In that show.
I'm sure.
Honestly, all y'all motherfuckers, but emphasis on. Well, all y'all motherfuckers besides Connor.
Which is, like, one of the husbands who, like, is honestly, like, yeah, y'all can't really do him like y'all ever, TBH.
All the husbands, it's, girl, fuck you.
That part.
Period.
Emphasis on. Um, to the front, I'm calling up Dakota, Jordan, and Zach.
Y'all can come here on this right here and I'm gonna put on boxing gloves.
Yeah.
And we gonna handle it.
And we can handle.
Because the real tea is why this show, I mean, there's, like, the discourse can go on and on and on and on.
But it's just, like, when it. And I've said this before.
When it comes to, like, the business of, like, being an influencer. And there's, like, so many, like, avenues.
I mean, like, being a creator now is not just, like, one-dimensional.
Like, we see creators who are now in, like, traditional media.
Like, they're on TV shows.
They're, like, doing. Like, the bridge is. The gap is. There's a bridge now in the gap.
And these girls, high, genuinely, I mean, they're very traditional influencer.
Like, hey, y'all, like, you know, like, they're influencing the girls.
Like, sugar bear hair.
Yeah, sugar bear hair, bootsy motherfucking bellows.
But, like, one of them, Jessie, is a salon owner.
And she's, like, multi-million dollar business.
Bust down, mama, you can't read her.
Like, Jay-Z styles, bootsy motherfucking bellows.
And her husband plays in her goddamn face.
And her husband, literally, her, like. When she started filming the show, her, like, business was, like. Business was booming.
And he was, like, traveling.
Like, he was, like, in New York.
Like, traveling, doing shit.
I don't know what. His job entailed that he was, like, traveling so much.
But she was just, like, hey, I need you to get something more local.
Because I need you here with me in Utah.
Which, mind you, if my wife was, like, hey, bussy bus.
But I'd be, like, girl, period.
Like, let me be a little more local.
Because they have kids.
If you have kids, and that's the thing.
Kids are the great equalizer, bitch.
Because they're doing all of this, like, literally, while also, like, holding down the fort as fuck.
Yeah.
And Jesse was, like, hey, like, babe, like, I'm gonna need you to, like, you know, like, come be in Utah and, like, hold it down with me.
And he just, like, quits his job.
And she was, like, thought he was gonna get another one.
But he just, like, never goes back to work.
And. Shit.
Right?
And, like, she. But she's still doing all the work.
Like, while he's, like, not working, she's literally doing the laundry, taking the kids to school.
Like, doing all. Doing all the bus down.
The only time he would, like, come in was when it was, like, nighttime.
So, like, the kids are going to bed.
And so, it's giving, like, what the fuck do you do all day?
He drives a Ford Raptor, literally the most ginormous truck known to man.
But he's 5'7".
And it's, like, let's clock this T.
Let's clock this T.
Let's clock this fucking T, Jordan.
Spill tea with me, babe.
Let's clock it.
So, you do what?
You have a full-time nanny.
Your wife is literally. Running an empire.
Oh, you golf all day.
And then you yell at your wife when she washes the dishes wrong and does the laundry wrong and leaves the fridge open.
In her house, mind you.
Multi-million dollar bus down, bundaloo-ass house that she pays for.
Well.
Hmm.
And then, you know, when they go through marital problems and she has to, like, leave, she goes to a hotel.
He stays in the hotel.
How?
Oh, well, it's patriarchal, you see.
And he told her, yeah, yeah.
So, you know what?
You know what, bitch?
Some of the girls are locked in with the patriarch.
Stay your ass in Utah.
That's what I have to say.
Because then, it's, like, these men have the audacity to get mad at their wives.
And, like, mom-shame them and, like, all this shit.
But if it was a man, like, obviously, most basic, base-level, like, whatever.
But this show is so jarring.
And, like, honestly, it. It makes me happy that this show's a thing.
Like, because it's, like, despite all the shit that happens, like, there's a lot of messy shit and dynamics and, like, all this stuff.
But at its baseline, these women are, like, they're business owners.
They're, like, doing their thing.
They're spreading their wings.
They're following their fucking dreams.
And their husbands are. Some of their husbands are mad about it.
I actually am, like. Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, and there's history and there's dynamics at play in Utah, you see.
There are.
Well, and that's kind of, like, what they talk about.
Because, like, a lot of them, I don't know, aren't super involved with the church anymore for the most part.
I mean, like, a lot of them also do.
Like, they had a pride event, which I thought was, like, pretty cool, you know?
Like, I'm, like, I don't even know, like, I don't know.
They kind of, like, do their own thing.
And I think it's, like, really awesome.
And, like, yeah.
I don't fucking know.
But what I do know is, like, the husbands are sorry as shit.
The baby daddies. The baby daddies are sorry as shit.
And y'all are fucking clout demons.
Y'all are dumb asses.
Y'all would be nothing without your wives.
And I think, like, the show is honestly pretty eye-opening.
Like, if I was in that dynamic, I'd definitely be seeing that shit, like, wait a whole. Yeah.
Wait a goddamn minute.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I think, like, what's so cool is, like, some of them are, like, really leaving their husbands for real.
Yeah.
And, like, getting divorces and, like. Yeah.
Like, experiencing freedom for the first time.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm, like, fuck, yeah.
As they should.
As they should.
As they should.
Like, sorry.
Like, literally, job talk.
Indeed talk.
Indeed.
Well. Because they have a thing called dad talk, which started because they were making fun of their wives.
And it was, like, a bit, like, oh, y'all mom talk, we're dad talk.
What about get a fucking life talk?
What about literally anything but golfing talk?
Talk.
Well. It's fucked up.
No, like, W-2 talk, like. W-9 talk, really, yeah.
No, fuck it.
1099 talk.
I know that talk.
I've heard of that talk.
No, like, I'm just, like, ew.
I've heard of that.
I've heard of that.
No, it pisses me off so bad.
Like, it really pisses me the fuck off.
So. It's fucked up.
It's so fucked up.
I was so. I mean, I was, like, so in the show that, like, when I finished, because one of the girls, Jessie,
she went on Call Her Daddy, and I've, like, never watched Call Her Daddy before,
but I had to, like, clock in for my shift.
That part.
Where I was, like, let me see, like, what Miss Alex is, like, talking about with Miss Jessie.
Right.
Miss Jay-Z Styles.
Well. I can't read her.
Wow, yeah.
I need to get into her.
It's honestly T, you would love it.
Well, and I think I'll have time, because 90 days over.
Okay, you'll. Reunion comes out next week, it's over with.
The girl's up in there pregnant as hell.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
One of the girls got pregnant,
or she found out she was pregnant the day before
her man left and she was like when you gonna be back he was like before you give birth for sure
that fart and this other girl showed up to the reunion party it's just it's really sick
oh shit it's really sick because it's just really sick and the other girl that's pregnant is with
that like sorry spoiler alert oh it's fine she with that uh that old man or let me not say old
older older than her man um like went to jamaica the girl from madagascar girl that went to columbia
and she literally like saw his ex texted him and he texted her back talking about some
some of the best memories like some of my best memories are with you that she saw that a day
before they were supposed to go to the airport she's obviously sick to her stomach still comes
back so you add the three like minus two or whatever shows up to the reunion pregnant mind
you so then she's like after she finds out she's like mind you she finds out he's crying as
usual and she's like okay like no tea then block her then or like she obviously does not understand
that you are with somebody so you need to tell her and block her and he literally was like i can't
okay he literally was like i can't i still have feelings for her and she had the she had three
you you're right me girl girl mind you he didn't even want a kid that was like their whole
like season thing is he's like well i'm like 50 son and her family was dead ass like if you're
not gonna get her pregnant you're not taking her type shit and she was like i'm not gonna get her
and she was like i'm going so it's just like kids and like the equalizing and you carry the three
and like crazy when your ex texts you like i don't know you know what i mean like it's just like
crazy no it's so insane i mean if anything this show has shown me like what it takes
what it takes because i'm like yeah with kid i mean kids fucking change everything like dead
the fuck ass like in such a serious way and i think like yeah it's such a well the girls just
over there getting pregnant getting pregnant getting pregnant the girls over there it's just
the girls don't care the girls don't care the girls don't care no like your entire pregnancy alone
alone alone girl no we're not doing all that and i'm not getting pregnant by no man texting his ex
talking about some well anyway that's a whole other conversation no but that's what i mean like
i don't know dude i really just like if well and we're not even gonna do that but i that really
had me thinking yesterday like i was like damn if my ex texts me when i text back
that fart you know but anyway yeah i'm like it's it's interesting conversations i mean obviously
he literally texts her back on some like just like thinking about you like the he literally was like
some of my best memories are with you you didn't have to say all that because well and also x in
the sense that y'all just hooked up like five months ago but that's what i'm gonna say like
he played he played and he loved crying he could have been on age of attraction girl he could he's
perfect candidate for age of attraction and it just really fries me it just really really what
really fries me about him is like let men cry but like how are you about to do some bozo the clown
shit and then cry about it like that doesn't he girl just be like yeah i texted him like
you know what i mean like i would just i don't know he literally was like no please like please
i'm like what men like that i want to crack their brain open i'm trying to see what's inside there
yeah i well he's also like literally like big muscle daddy at 56 so it's like i mean you know
to be you can be muscular and all the things but with all the context and the nuances of his
personality i'm like oh he's like baby there's a little boy in there you know i mean as is with
all ever all of us there's a little kid in there but it's just like his shit giving like
hella hella and then the second he does something wrong he's literally like please don't leave me i'm
like well you're doing leaveable shit yeah so it's just like no men who are like that i'm like
what the fuck is your that's like there's there's a guy like that on mormon wives who play play play
all goddamn day and then when he gets caught first off just first off the lying problem
the lying is like that's the shit that
genuinely i'm like pay-per-view get me in the motherfucking ring like honestly like
patty pemble like i'm gonna be patty pemble tin love and literally like mma like handled it
because i'm like the way that men lie actually genuinely is scary it's really sister scary and
it's so sister scary and i'm like the way that they lie evidence in their fucking face period
this is just a general like
you will have evidence cold motherfucking hard physical bitch physical it's physical
and they will still say no
like as somebody who actually beats herself up for just regular thoughts i'm like
the i can't even i can't even comprehend that i can't comprehend being that dishonest
and also because here's the thing with me i
this is like it is scary okay like as someone who grew up very scared of people's reactions
to things like i was like very scared of like you know people's reactions of like if you know
and i feel like a as a people pleaser that's like a yeah totally former former i don't claim that
title but like as someone who's like struggled with people pleasing i'm like it is so easy to
like you know soften the truth or like yeah you know like leave something out because you think
like that'll like make a reaction to it and i'm like i'm not gonna do that i'm not gonna do that
whatever but yeah it actually makes everything 300 000 times worse and like i feel like that was
one of the like big lessons in my 20s was like you know i was like had dated someone who was
a fucking people pleaser to the maximum and then would like leave things out and like whatever and
it's just like you made this worse by not telling me this and now i'm actually fucking mad yeah
versus like just being fucking honest and like
just taking the accountability it's like oh i hate mondays king's hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite
taylor hansen sure i'll try one
hey let's get back to work please but taylor hansen's making my day way better with these
new soft and swirly king's hawaiian cinnamon bites taylor hansen nice try one
king's hawaiian cinnamon bites there's nothing like it
that lesson and like that whatever that is is like one of the greatest things that like you can
do is just being someone who's just like honestly bro yeah i fucked up like i forgot or like
whatever or like you know what i wasn't thinking of this in the way that like you whatever the
case may be right and just that approach every single time fucking eats down when someone gets
like canceled on the internet for like some shit right like i don't know but it happens all the
time and then they like put some like blanket like very much so pr ridden statement instead of
literally just setting their shit up and being like dude i'm a fucking idiot i fucked up so bad
i literally like this genuinely like keeps me up at night and it's one of
that shit to me is like it's so refreshing it's a breath of fresh air because it's
that's honest like that to me is honest that shows your character like characters measured by what you
do after something bad's happened not you know whatever and i'm just like to me anytime someone
has that approach instead of just being like oh okay let's act like it didn't happen let's throw
it under the rug let's post something that expires in 24 hours like all that shit to me is so corny
and fucking tired and like men literally the ceo of the goddamn company where they'll be like
uh yeah i lied why'd you do it uh well yeah okay and then you obviously what we're we're you know
where's the real apology where's the like whatever and then you bring it back up oh they fucking mad
and throw that shit in your face and like that's not even
metaphorically using it as a metaphor the concept of you're about to take this woman away from her
entire family you
actually are sitting there begging her please please come live with me in the states like
yes like oh your family like oh it's just like so fucked up and you're lying at the same time
like at the same time you are like dead ass you're dead ass texting your ex
i don't even know what to say and then on top of that yeah literally like okay you get caught
and now it's like it's her problem like it's like her fucking fault
it's like i just can't even imagine it i can't imagine it it's really sick because you could
just be single that's the best part that's what people forget on this show specifically people
forget but you just be single that's the problem the girls don't want to be single the girls don't
want to be single they'll do anything really do anything to not be single and i'm just like
that to me is the biggest fucking shame some people will spend their whole life like running
away from whatever it is right now i'm just like i'm just like i'm just like i'm just like i'm just
right because like you know like you said like everything comes from somewhere and it's just like
i don't know i talked to my therapist about this like often when i go in there and i like lay my
shit out you know and like really just in a very fierce way
very like vulnerable and scary and like as someone who like struggles with vulnerability i think like
being single is very vulnerable i mean like i think people want to be in relationships for like
a plethora of reasons and people stay away from relationships for a plethora plethora of reasons
and stuff but i think specifically the people who you know i i don't know like it's kind of one of
those things it's not enough until it's enough so yeah and people will really i mean you see it all
the fucking time people go to the ends of the earth literally yeah like dead ass like see the
the edge of earth and then still decide okay well maybe if girl and it's their it's their plight and
and that's the thing that's really to me it's just like a bummer but i'm also thankful of the people
who came before me to like you know pave the way for me to like you know pave the way for me to
in a way i mean that's kind of like how i feel about the mormon wives you know it's like
thinking about them thinking about them in the sense that like they're really paving the way
yeah for the the girls in utah like i think yeah and like even the like influencing like
you know it's predominantly women like and people shit on it and start respected and like all this
shit and they're like they make everything worse and all this stuff but like genuinely if a man was
most respected fucking you know like male streamers oh my gosh like kaisa nad and like
fucking i show speed and like all these people you know what i mean like it's so cool it's so tight
but then like a girl does some shit and it's like oh she fucking like you know what i mean and
i just think that you know women realizing that there's another way and like i think
you know mormon wives kind of woke that up for me in a way that's like listen i'm from arizona
and i think that that is very much so the culture like there's a fuck ton of mormons in arizona
and like i think in arizona it is like pretty conservative and like the way of living and
thinking and just like it's pretty outdated you know what i mean and for me like already being
othered i think it was pretty easy for me to like realize like hey i ain't going in the box you
y'all y'all don't want me in the box y'all don't need me in the box i'm not going in the box you
know but i think for like people who like maybe haven't had that experience very early on you
know what i mean i think it is really easy to think that like there is only one way and it's
like dude it's there's not there's like a multitude of ways and i think also even the idea of like
starting over and the idea of like starting from scratch i um
i saw woodland he's in town yeah which love we love woodland so much gotta have him on the show
but i know what the hell he should come through all he's here no he should um but literally we're
talking about like what would you do if you like had to start over and like what would that look
like and like all these things and i think for me i've literally started over a million times like
i've done one thing and then pivoted to another thing and like it is really fucking scary but
like every single time
you start over and like rebuild something and make it something that you love truly
that's how you like gain confidence that's how you prove to yourself that like you can
truly do anything and it is so true and i think that like some people forget of like
their i can't think of the word
their agency like you know their agency and the choices that they have like
you know i think as much as you know it is important to like bring people along with you
and like community and but it's also like the people you bring along with you you know what i
mean and i think it is really easy to be like conscious of like people's feelings and things
but at the end of the day if you're in something that really is a holding you back and be not
serving you you have the agency to change that despite the situation feeling like you know
you're not supposed to change it and you're not supposed to change it and you're not supposed to
or like it's gonna ruffle feathers and it's gonna like start shit or like whatever the case may be
it's like you have the agency to change that and it's up to you to decide whether or not i don't
know you you want to be like this but i know some people have that dog bro that toxic dog yeah yeah
speaking of toxic dogs speaking of toxic dogs um zane punching louie allegedly no worries guys
honestly no worries love no worries honestly no worries um recently yeah unfollowed each other
docu-series canceled allegedly no worries honestly guys no worries it's just like what's the context
of i mean that you'll never know is like no and honestly guys no fucking worries like well exactly
well because this team's on it don't worry um no worries honestly no worries um well yeah
no worries honestly no worries guys um so no worries louie
yeah no worries i don't know what to say i don't know what to say i'm just really happy for
everyone um everyone who's a blue
honestly guys like i'm really happy for you guys just know that like off top because it's like
separate from the situation he did his big one number one he did his big one number two next
year i'm trying to go to week two all shade yeah because what do you mean he brought out sisa
what do you mean but see that's the thing it's like you never know they kind of hit that flip
i feel like they knew t okay but they hit that flip and dip but the real tea is i will say
historically the past couple of years it will be getting two gets paid dust like what's the
well yes but honestly wake that up and flip it on these hoes because it's just like
honestly guys y'all won can i say it y'all won y'all won y'all won they won um and that's really
freaking awesome also i actually stop i'm not trying to air the girls out i'm not trying to
air the girls out like that because it's really no shade it's just like what happened but um
wow i i loved weekend one justin but also i had to tell myself that because we weren't there for
the stream you did and i was like i need to watch that though i need to watch that though um
yeah yeah i mean both amazing performances both ways i you know and one thing that i will say
because i was gonna post on tiktok but i'm like actually like no worries like honestly no worries
is when the first week happened and there was so much discourse which mind you again
i come back to discourse culture i can't wait until it shrivels up i do i love that
obviously i love everyone having opinions and things but discourse culture is crazy also
side note to that is have you been seeing i actually don't even want to bring up the name
because i don't talk about it have you been seeing though that person on tiktok that everybody's like
on they fucking ass right now because they're like parasocial as fuck oh yeah deep because i'm like
okay me like this context of that situation aside because there are i think you know obviously there
are conversations to be had about very specific elements of that situation
like to the point of discourse of it all it's the way how like i went on youtube one day one day i
went on youtube as per usual and there were literally three hour and a half long videos
about this person and then it just had me because i'd never seen them no you know what i mean like
it's not like i mean even so there might be something to be said about you know how we talk
about people in general but you know if it was like an hour and a half about like ariana grande
and like that i'd be like okay you know that makes sense you know she'd do her big one but just like
in person that i'd never seen before and i was like just the dystopian and very meta idea that
strangers see strangers and then make like two hour long discourse videos that i did watch okay
i did watch one and that's why i'm like up to date but like just the the idea of that at its
root is low-key scary yeah like the idea that you can like literally pick someone on the internet
and be like oh i can like pathologize this person right now for two hours and then i'm like okay
ours is like what anyway that being said discourse culture like can't wait for it to kind of die
down you know i think we're very much doing our 2000s reboot right now like it's like
y'all talked about the tabloids but we're not much better so i don't know um we are not much better
we are not much better if not worse we're actually way fucking worse if not worse um
but that's we said fast forward just in discourse when we got out the coop immediately everybody
that was so shitty like that was so like oh my god that that fucking blah blah blah like that
was so bad that was so bad that was so bad which i just have to say like a pr statement is like
i think that again capitalism ruins art every single time i don't know what to say but
i would say that i think sometimes we forget that art all the way stripped back at its very
core core core if i was going to hold it in my hand is an act of expression
art oftentimes i think at its root is not asking to be proven worthy and it's
not asking for other people to prove its worth I think within the context of capitalism we are
very much in this era right now where we will see art and performances and I think it's very like
this with music because you know music is so accessible and it touches us and you know it
connects itself to our lives so it's easier for us to project these things and have these like
expectations of musicians but like ultimately it's like if you're watching a performance
any performance any art really and having an expectation going in you already done lost the
plot yeah because to me and i mean you know there's something to be said about justin and
there's very many dynamics there i play that you know i i'm sure whatever but i would just say like
in general it's like i think we just really be forgetting that it's not always not i'm not even
saying not always because that's again that's the colonization like to decolonize my brain about it
it's like art isn't for the viewer like art inherently i mean it can be if that's like you
know your artistic prowess and things like that i understand but like art inherently is not asking
y'all to be like i'm art like art at its core is maybe he got on that stage and did just he handed
y'all a little one too this is where he's at this is his expression and it's for us to just
you know and justin take and be like okay i fucked with it i didn't fuck with it you know
i thought it was like a little one two one two but it just was really interesting to me
i don't know somebody who just like really loves art and is an artist in myself it's like so
interesting to see that performance and come home and the discourse is like he shouldn't make 10
million for that like he shouldn't that it's like but that's not even really the point i yeah i think
also too just like the critical nature of like someone showcasing themselves yeah in general
like i think you know this job at times feels pretty vulnerable for us yeah and like you know
comments and like people being critical or like things like are taken pretty it's hard to not take
things personally when like totally you know you're attached to your identity and i think
justin like you know personally when i saw that performance like i did not see that as like oh he
was being lazy on youtube i was like he came up on youtube like he came out different ages yeah
but i'm like he came up on youtube like he's had so many eras he's had like you know he
he's been in ways has changed so much he's a fucking dad now he's married like you know he
has a kid and i think for every i don't know why people thought he was gonna pop lock and drop it
i felt very similarly and this is a very unpopular opinion that i stand next to
when frank ocean albeit he showed up what an hour and a half late um that fart didn't show
it for my weekend at all so honestly yeah didn't show up for weekend too like a lot of people
was like very disappointing but like the stuff that he performed and like the variations of it
i mean like i think you know he had talked about he was like in his house era and it was very
experimental and like to me it was really moving as just seeing like his evolution like as an
artist and like again not to be picked apart not to be whatever i mean with frank specifically
there's a lot happening there for a lot of different reasons and stuff and like i think
gracefully i like had that experience and then whatever but i'm just like people get so upset
and i saw this on tiktok i think this girl made like a longer youtube video about it but she was
like people kind of run people away from wanting to do more shit like with the discourse culture
of it all because totally it's like to be critical of someone's art who's expressing themselves
and then for them to keep showing up week after week regardless of people's
opinions it's like yeah i think even the strongest person who is so you know knows
themselves aligned like in every way like mind body spirit eventually i think that
tears anyone down to the point where they just leave jenna marbles and we don't want to go there
we don't have time for that today but jenna she ate that she ate that but i'm like with justin
you know he's had to stop his tour and like all this stuff and like he's obviously has
gone through shit like we don't know what the shit is but i'm like girl because mind you i'm
like us watching that and again that's why i think there's a certain age demographic maybe
that that hit a little harder for because i'm like if you know t like if you were really you
know not to be like if you were there but if you were there i literally was like oh hell no yeah
girl and i'm just like he is a walking miracle he is a walking miracle in just the fact that
he's still alive yeah the industry he is the ceo and really the poster child
emphasis on child yeah of the someone who like the industry took and literally took every which
way but loose bitch yeah and when he finally did get loose for him to even have to go through
youtube to play his throwbacks because he is one of the most successful artists in the whole
entire world doesn't own his whole entire discography and the industry is so fucking
predatory towards him in a multitude of ways and so many artists fucking taylor swift had to sell
fucking she re-stimulated the economy with her eras tour that she did for however many years and
so like you know kind of like changed this this dynamic of like an eras tour and how many years
we had been with her just to fucking buy her music back from the fucking predator scooter brawn bro
she didn't even own her fucking taylor swift one of the bat a like her don't like her one of the
most successful
people in music period didn't even own her own music they were fucking yes by the locks bitch
when they were kids so it's like the miracle i didn't even think justin was gonna show up
i didn't think justin was gonna show up and when he did show up i had no expectations because
honestly it was just an honor to see him live yeah in this era of life and literally the fact
that he's still fucking alive yeah is a miracle in and of itself and it's just like hallelujah
for fucking real because it's just like everyone has shit to say about all these things but i'm like
to someone and you know zane and louis even trying to like even oh no no and no worries
and no worries love and me tearing up i'm like and no worries no honestly no worries but it's
even i get it no worries the miracle of them wanting to even try oh bitch my head it's no
right to even try and unpack the shit that they fucking went through because it's like genuinely
as we know every industry to some degree can get predatory and people fall victim to so many
different things and to for them in this era older wiser more knowledge more experience
to come back and have a display of fucking anything bitch you would be so lucky that
justin would perform in his fucking boxers at the grammys with one guitar bitch like and that's the
thing that people tend to forget is like this expectation it's like i don't know i don't know
like you you put on people and this expectation that you have for them to be like you owe me this
and like we're entitled to this shit and it's like we're entitled to nothing period if you're a fan
of something just know you're not entitled to it it's the same thing as like i'm not going to do
too much with the chapel shit but it's just like i'm not because i'm like y'all i don't know it too
well and i don't know whatever but if i went up to someone and someone was just like hey not right now
not right fucking now period booty like i'm just like hey and you have to respect that it's just
like boundaries and these things and i feel people feel entitled because they support people and like
all these things and i'm like listen my support comes um unwavering it comes very um what's the
word that i'm looking for unconditional unconditional and i think that that's the
direction we need to start moving in is in an unconditional
support yeah okay if someone does something you don't align or agree that's your choice
to like just decide okay you know what they're not for me anymore that's not my tea that's not my wig
period we're moving forward but i think just moving forward in an unconditional like i was so
fucking proud of him to literally i'm like dude if i had to see like 12 year old me and where i
started or even fuck it 19 year old me of where i started in la and having to like re-watch my
journey of having to like re-watch my journey of having to re-watch my journey of having to
all the shit i had to go through to get to where i am now that in and of itself is so powerful but
it's like again i'm just like we should just be thankful what happened to gratitude what happened
to just like let us be thankful for like the people who are still here because not everyone's
going to be here forever okay and like not you know we live in such a cool time where it's like
we live amongst like really talented people and it's like i feel like we need to remember you
know i'm i mean and this is
in the sense i'm thinking in a way of like you know not everyone's here forever and it's like
to experience something so special and raw when like the cards were stacked against them and still
they still they rose um it's something that like let's let's just not forget yeah let's just not
forget i'm like helpless we're just fucking ruins everything hiking yeah i'm like yeah just the
yeah very much like i yeah it's it's interesting and it'd be it'd definitely be getting the girls
who are like you know i mean somebody like justin too it's like legacy status like the idea that
we would even it's just crazy yeah at the root i'm like guys we
just need to release expectations with art and just remember that like maybe we what like he can
come do whatever the anyone anyone anyone with any art you can do whatever you want that's the
whole point it's like the expression of it like yeah it's just it's crazy it's crazy to be having
these conversations of like is it worthy of is it worthy of it's like but that's not art that's not
that's that's what i'm saying it's not capitalism baby it's not capitalism we gotta like we gotta
prove ourselves for the coin like girl no literally and i'm like if all we do is like
bow down to fucking capitalism at these times we're like people have to like prove themselves
worthy or whatever the case may be i'm just like we've period we've lost the plot like period but
i'm like y'all put some motherfucking respect on his motherfucking name if you know him from just
swag bitch go go back go back and go to the old testaments and like put some respect on his
motherfucking name
no no cat bitch because he did he did in fact as big sean said like he literally gave us his life
he did that is so sad he's dude oh my god dude that is so sad and that's what i mean like
fucking him taylor swift the juggernauts of music fucking one direction like the people
who are literally like juggernauts like literally to the highest fucking degree no bullshit like
really had to do their big one
and live under a light that and a microscope that genuinely the majority of us 95 99.9 percent of us
couldn't survive let us be glad yeah like let us be fucking grateful let us be grateful oh and i'm
just like damn y'all like like zoey you know what i mean like zoey like zoey it's just like that's
really crazy because they were supposed to be the two that made it out the cut like zoey and nary
those were supposed to be the two friendships that like yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know
you know what i mean and it's like honestly period because like if they had me touring at 16
like i would have been in that bitch i don't even know i don't even know i don't even know i don't
even know no well the girls don't want to talk about it that's what i mean about the children
girl the children but when that tell all drops like yeah go ahead and let us know because like
y'all really like wow they're trying no worries guys like no worries i didn't need to see that
docuseries no worries um they'll give it a few years and pick it back up and then we'll see
for something i really hope they would because i know i've said it a million times but like
zane louie i know you guys watch and niall and harry i know you guys watch every week um
yeah i just think for better or for worse i don't have this experience so i couldn't even really say
too much like i'll pipe down you know like y'all can pause right here if you don't want to hear
from me but it's just like y'all are in an impossible scenario you're in a scenario where
it's like guys i understand like i don't know what went down so i don't know but remember that
they're genuinely oh my god like was but like is there wasn't is only five motherfuckers on the
whole planet on the entire planet that can understand what y'all went through maybe six
if y'all count justin because y'all was you know what i mean y'all was at the same damn time but
it's like justin had another experience because he was
literally by himself that's actually
what were we doing and so i just i just can hope that like you know there's some mending to be done
some healing because honestly it's just like none of us will ever understand yeah so like zoe just
like think about it okay y'all remember when y'all got caught smoking that joint in the van like come
on come on guys like come on yeah i thought y'all were gonna die but it's okay i didn't even know
what a joint was like i was like is that a cigarette like i don't know i don't know i don't
i literally remember seeing that and i was like okay so they're gonna die and that's like awkward
right that's really awkward that's really awkward so like don't do that i was like don't do that
because like you need to like live forever um yeah i agree and i think like you know again maybe it's
like we're kind of in this like renaissance era of like throwback this era is that right and it's
like maybe the best thing that they can do for themselves is just give it time is do it oh i was
gonna say do a one night only oh mom like y'all let's just lay it on the stage y'all can sing the
ones you hate you know what i mean like come on they i mean like act my age no no no like hashtag
act my age you just like genuinely i felt it with justin yeah and i i was saying it if they did a
one night mama if they did a one night people would die no that's what i mean like popeye's
chicken sandwich literally guys the popeye's chicken sandwich people died yeah i saw tiktok
talking about that i was like no let's not forget people got
stabbed yeah for that dumb ass sandwich was it dumb though i mean i guess not it was stab worthy
it was really good it's fucked up also coachella fuck you what who said that no fuck you because
in the sense that it's just the way that i'm still coughing up phlegm and i did test it's not
covid that's more like chalk up to the desert though yeah like india i guess i don't know
yeah it's just like really i'm fucked up so but like shout out the girls
hey shout out tanner shout out martin shout out mandy who else did we see
um shout out mickey of course oh my god and like mickey congrats we just obviously we love you so
much but like the mickey mansion was just everything girl and i'm like girl you know
archie like you can text shout out poppy told you that irl but you know it's just like yeah
shout out poppy they did send us fat poppy for the weekend well in my gut ready and it's together
period um and just yeah like shout out everyone because honestly that is the the best part of
coachella is the oomphies
yeah and like meeting everyone off the internet is so crazy it's crazy it's just such a crazy
shout out y'all shout out to all the divas girl guys oh i should pop y'all's butt can i pop y'all
butt real quick pop it i'm like this guys here's the thing i get it okay we put things on the
internet we forget i get it i understand oh i have to pop y'all's butt i understand guys
the life of poochie the life of poochie that we don't own that we're gonna get a cease and
desist so next time you think about it just like just know that like
and what's crazy anyway i'm not gonna say all that imagine me walking around coachella
just hit the one two you know do my one two and everyone's yelling poochie at me
when people were yelling poochie at us i literally was like like this girl i saw was taking my photos
she's like poochie poochie mind you not poochie to be seen because no maybe i don't have no poochie
i wore this girl i wore the same um outfit let me not even call it poochie well yes and it's just
like the internet like the scariness of the internet in the sense that like i just like
forget that i don't forget that people listen to us but like i forget that there's like a
you know people take what they want to take kind of vibe so like we said that and i didn't even
think about it like i literally was like girl whatever genuinely got yelled at got yelled the
word poochie probably over 50 times oh literally same and the part that had me by yeah and then i
and the part that had me yeah and the part that had me weak as fuck was at the beginning i was
like had no idea yeah until martin until martin was like no literally and i was like no i was
like why do people keep saying that and then i was like oh shit but i think that's just because
it's never happened to us before because we've said some like insane shit but no one's like
yelled yeah insane so it was just like low-key like it like scared the fuck out of me when people
were yelling like it was a little disoriented yeah it was it scared me a bit but i will say
um shout out to everyone nice to meet the girls yeah always shout out to everyone who held there
was like a part where i literally didn't have a soul next to me and i like didn't have service
and there was a group of divas who like after okay lu we were just like keying i forgot you
saw okay lu which was everything i'm like thank you like we we literally we we um
yeah after that i was like they like held me down we were just like literally sitting like outside
of the like tent just like keying and shit and i was like so what are y'all doing no like yeah
whatever like literally trying to find my girlfriend like it's fine it does give that
um but yeah but um coachella was awesome and we love you guys so much but yeah loving you guys
we'll see you guys like you know the next time we see next wednesday neighborhood watch oh neighborhood
watch oh my gosh neighborhood watch is mucinex
like i don't know neighborhood watch mile end kicks that's fart i need to see that dude you
need to watch it you're going to live in such a nasty way yeah it was really good also the
director is a woman love which is so important they already cut the times but i would like to
see it dude you gotta watch it it's only playing at city walk two times a day i'm like guys y'all
so rude okay you all literally let me know when you go watch it because i want to watch it again
it was like really good and awesome and so fucking nostalgic i would love to see it like
hopefully it's still in theaters i know but it was really good like everyone did such a good
fucking job and also i'm like maybe after giving it some time like i i was in the video i was
supposed to be in the video like that shit was crazy as fuck girl um devin bostick yeah but irl
and just know it took everything in my mind body soul and spirit not to like
up damn near did damn near did yeah until until someone was like i don't know i'm like i ain't got
nothing to say about him congrats like genuinely congrats well hey and just know that like you
really
spearheaded a generation can i say it so you're gonna you're gonna die in that movie and that's
why i'm a little nervous i'm a little nervous i can't lie but like i will i will do it for the
plot you gotta watch that and i gotta like be there and then like handle it he's sick he's sick
and he's sick and he still got it so i'm sure he does yes i'm sure he does i'm like y'all i'm sure
yes i'm sure y'all go ahead and open his book well he still looked like that you know what i'm saying
like it's like he looked like he still looked did you ever watch the 100 girl all right well
like i don't know um shout out cw network um yeah i sing them horribly it was on cw and it had a
minute and he looked the fuck good only reason i watched it literally was like a sci wasn't like
sci-fi girl don't play with the cat um but anyway so yeah just like shout out and like yes yes yes
yes yes yes
yes i remember this show girl yeah and he still looked like that well that's what i'm saying you
see um yeah like how to bitch watching the hundred like y'all know i haven't watched no shit like
that no more but like period um yeah yeah that's my ego shout out shout out um but anyway okay
we'll see you guys next week bye
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Taylor Hansen enjoys King's Hawaiian Cinnamon Swirl Bites, praising their soft, sweet, and swirly texture that brings joy and a summer-like vibe.
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