Spirit Airlines DIED, The JPMorgan Lawsuit Is INSANE, & KNICKS WINNING IT ALL | #703

What's up everybody, welcome to flagrant sholtsy here, Alex media, Marke Gagnon, Miles is back there. And we're on the west coast. Thank you, Alex media for hosting us in WTF media, Los Angeles studios, beautiful, lovely. Nice. Don't you guys dare say you like this better. Way too much money on that podcast studio here. But come check out the podcast here if you guys are in town. Now we got to dress the elephant in the room. No pun intended. Okay. As I'm sure you guys wear a boy Akash. He really went through it earlier this year showed amazing resilience and you know selling out radio city recently, setting records in Toronto, just crushing stand-up around the globe. And literally just like living the dreams that he would tell me about it two in the morning when we're eating fucking egg sandwiches at the Selka. So it's been amazing to see. But the experience has put things in perspective for him. And he has made the decision to focus all of his energy on stand-up. He is going to be stepping away from the pod. It is bittersweet. You know, we wished it. He did not want to do that. But at the same time, you know, it's very hard not to root for your friends, you know, literally living his dreams. And if he feels he's got to give everything to that, then that's exactly what he's got to do. And we're going to rock with him. We hope you guys continue to rock with him. Go check out the show. We saw the show Radio City. It's phenomenal. You guys should absolutely go check it out. Akash is for tickets. So we just wanted to, you know, clear the air. Akash hasn't been on the pod for a while. We thought it was time that we, you know, talked to you guys about it. Thoughts, boys. It's bittersweet because this is my brother. I love him. I was started. I was here day one of this podcast. And it's like we would start it together and together. Bad boys for life. Yeah. Engage. Yeah. But yeah, man, I'm proud of him. I'm just so fucking proud. Like being at Radio City and just seeing like just everybody was animated. Like they loved it. Like, yeah, I'm just proud of him. And I think back to when we surprised him when I came home from Sweden. Oh, yeah, his reaction. His reaction. Like he didn't even care. The cameras are dead. Jumped up. Give me the biggest fucking bear hug. I didn't know he was that strong. Yeah. For those of you guys, maybe we're new listeners. Alex got locked up and we're on tour in Sweden. And we didn't tell Akash that he got out. There's an earlier episode where he just burst in the room. Akash sees him for the first time. Thinking he was in jail the whole time. And Akash just goes crazy. And it was just pure love. It was beautiful. Yeah, man. Yeah. I love you brother. But, you know, we'll see each other soon. It's all good. Yeah, man. Yeah, it's cool to see all the like the venues he's selling out. And everything that he's doing, I remember even like when I very first came to New York riding in an Uber with him and he was talking about this exact thing. You know, he's like, yeah, man, like the pods cook him, but like, I want to be that guy. And then now he's doing all the stuff he's set. Yeah. And yeah, it's just really exciting. Like as a comic, I think we can understand it's like, yeah, dude, you have an opportunity. I mean, he's going to be an MSG like soon. Go get it. I mean, go get it. It's cool to see. And I remember the very first clip of this part I ever saw before as even on it was premium Pete. Oh, yeah. That clip was back in engine room. And he's trying to describe the length of his penis. And he holds up a remote. Yeah. Yeah. He has. Somebody goes, you know, it was a TV remote. And then Akasha goes, you take the batteries out of that. Well, I'll never forget. And the internet will never let me forget the the moment of Akasha's walking me down a logic thread where he just knows that I'm about to just eat my fucking own ass here. And then yeah, it's just like the effort. And then he gets up and does this, like, for the Cowboys, you know, yeah. Because now he's not a Cowboys fan. It makes me happy to see the Cowboys win. You know what I mean? That's all it is. Yeah, man, just a lot of fucking memories. Yeah. Yeah. But listen, go go out and support Akasha, man. Go send him some messages. Show him some love, dude. Yeah. He's a man. He's getting after it. And he's going to continue to crush it. Yeah. Go get a ticket to the show. If this ticket's left. Yep. Yeah. And, uh, and yeah, I guess now for Indian representation on the podcast, it's got to be, it's got to be Alex. Yeah, Alex can take it. Okay, don't do it. Please do the rest of the podcast. Please do it. You got you flying back tonight. Yeah. We're on. Let's start the episode. All right, guys, let's start the show, man. No, but for real, what are you flying now? I'm Delta. Oh, you're Delta. Okay. That's a fucking you never flew spirit. No. No, what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? My flu spirit was nice. Yeah, I thought that was a propaganda campaign. No. I never saw a fight on spirit. Oh, not the fight. But I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got stabbed on my flight. It was a good hell. What was wrong with spirit? The seats were super uncomfortable. Yeah, they didn't move back. And then it's like, you think you're getting a deal when you buy the ticket, but then if you have a bag, then you have to pay for that. You have to pay for your book bag. You got to pay for everything. Fucking probably they probably make you pay for water. Yeah. It's like, it sucks. But I'm not going to accept spirit slander for the record. Yeah. Because it is what it is. The spirit airline served a purpose. It was good for, you know, me going to Florida for 50 bucks. And it was what it was. You took spirit. Yeah. Hold on. What is this video? Miles. What is this? Spirit airlines compilation video that I saw in the greatest hits. Yeah. I just want to point out before we watch this video, Miles sourced this on his own. Yes. That's actually nice. I can show a text. Mark sent this to me. No, that's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's the record show. What about this? Miles sourced this video. I've never seen that. What is it? Miles might have edited it. Let's see the video. Let's see what it views. I got Miles algorithm about spirit airlines. Yeah. I mean, that's not way. Come on, man. This might not even be spirit. That might be, you know, come on. Yeah. That might be invited. All right. Yeah, she does her. If you see that full situation, she held it down. What was she doing? Okay. You can't bring the alcohol. Oh, so you got it just. Yeah. She wasn't drinking. Yeah. Before she went on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Even the loud. And you should say, I can't take it with me. Just threw it back real quick. Yeah. There was the bottle. Not a glass. It wasn't a single drink. Anyway, all right. Peace spirit, man. I can't believe no one bought it. I'm shocked. Well, there's a guy trying to buy it. Who? Have you seen this? This is a dude that was like, if we can raise enough money, we will buy it as people. And he started an Instagram account trying to buy it like crowdsourced. And so now with that, right? So he was like, if we can get a million people all chip in like a hundred bucks. Or some shit. I'm covered at the mat. I don't think that this is real. Not because the big airlines want spirit out of that because they're fucking up the bag for because whenever spirit has literally fucking up the bag. They're throwing it off the top. Who whenever spirit has like a destination. Now all the other airlines have to lower their price for the economy. So we should all be rooting for spirit. We should be what I'm saying. Yeah. They've been trying to fuck them over like whenever spirit has like a couple seats left on a flight, they'll drop their price. So then spirit doesn't sell out because spirit has to pretty much sell like every single flight because they're charging so little. Yeah. God. Yeah. This was on some corporate. And you can make spirit work. Let the record show if you show up and you're like, I'm not checking a bag. I'm not getting an upgrade. I'm not buying drinks. You can take a price as the price. Yeah. They just upcharge you on a bunch of stuff. And that's how I get you. And that's just you dress like a spirit flight right now. I'm cozy. This is like that. It's a uniform. You got fired. You got it from the thrift shop. Yeah. But no, man, I'm a finished spirit. I'm not going to accept the slander. I think they're going to come back. This is a good tool thing right here. Yeah. Is it like a style? No. No. It's not style. I don't know in Mark. Oh, we see. Now I take back my problem out of style because I thought it was intentional. I was like, oh, it actually looks fire. And now I know that you just have a fucking comment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were glazing me. I'd take your bag glazing me. I guess that glazing. No, this had a giant tag on it. And then I was like, oh, let me rip this shit off. And my wife was like, let me just cut it for you. And I was like, no, cut it. And then she just tore a hole in the fucking hole and then ripped the whole thing. And then she cut it. So I lost twice. And I was like a dumbass. But I'm cozy at the very least. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. This is my airport flight. That is. That's, huh? That's my fit in the in the upgrade. Can we see his, uh, yeah, I know you wanted to keep those out of it. No, you can show them. Yeah. Grandpa shoes. These are grandpa, these are my grandpa slides. I'm in on great now. Because you're like leaning in. What do you mean leaning in? I am myself. I have two children now. I can't have a couple with a back on a plane. I'm not working converse low tops on a plane. You see, but this is like pat your shoe. You should be at dad shoe stage with some support. - Yeah, that's where I'm at. - No, you skipped it. This is old man's stage. - I moved past it. - Yeah, you're like, I can't even bend down, so I gotta just slip them on. - Yeah, you need monarchs. - You gotta go to monarchs next. - I don't wear a shoe to the airport that I can't slide in and out of. And we don't even gotta take our shoes off anymore. - Come on, son. - I'll be honest, on the flight here, my feet got a little cold. - Oh really? - I almost put the back song. (laughing) - What's up? - I almost put my foot on the floor. (laughing) - There's the case of famous people. - Did I took on the flight today, man? - Son, how? - Oh my God, it was glorious. And it was one of these poops where, (laughing) Wow, it was one of these poops where the line up after me. (laughing) It was, it was, there was a first class cabin and coach. (laughing) Meaning there were people in coach waiting to access the bathroom, but they had like two or three people ahead of them. - I wondered, I saw that. - It was glorious. - I thought there was an emergency. There was people to stand in, right? - No, there was. And it was big and I looked right in the flight attendant's eyes when I walked out, she knew what time it was and she was gonna have to sit there and deal with that smell. And I sat, I was in the first row of the plane. I could smell it from my seat. (laughing) So you know that they were basking it. I felt bad, I felt bad, but it was a beautiful jump that I took. - You think the pilots could smell it? - Yeah, 100%. - You didn't even look me in eyes on the way out. - Oh really? - Yeah, I said thank you. - I said thank you for the flight. And you didn't even look me in the eyes. - He turned the flight to Indian Airlines. (laughing) - Come on, not today. - Not today. - Not today. - What'd you say? - Not today. - Not today. - Not today. - Not today. - No, come on. - No, come on. - Come on, bro. - Come on. - Have you had him knock on you while you were in the bathroom? - An Indian guy? - No, no, no. - There's the flight attendant, knock on the door. You're like, hello? - Honestly, yeah, I have. - That's how it would have been. And it's like, you know it's occupied. (laughing) - Why would you lie camping in the bathroom? - No, this time was a bad one. - Wait, why, what happened? - I said. - I had a tummy ache. - And you were throwing up? - No, I was letting it rip. - Poople? - Yeah. - Oh. - But I was just going through it. - What else? (laughing) - What else could it be? - It's going through the parts, man. - I'm just going through it. - Excuse myself to parts sometimes. No, I was going through it. I had a little IBS situation, and I was just ripping it up. - What does I be? It's grow up what you have your whole life. - Yeah, but I just call it bowel movements. - I don't have a fucking disease made out of it. - No, you do have a disease or. - What is the disease? - Irritable bowel movements. - How many times do you eat a day? - You have the other IBS. Well, you're the bad example. How many times do you eat a day? - Two times. - Does anybody here at normal live a normal person of the body? - I eat three meals a day. - That's not true. - You eat three shits. - No, you do three meals plus like two snacks in between like eight. - I eat too much. - Also. - And now that we have an anonymous friend that's on red at two times, a completely anonymous friend is on red at two times. - It has made me realize how much I eat. - Yeah. - Because our anonymous friend doesn't eat anything at all. He like picks it as food. - Yeah, yeah. - He's like the spirit airlines of food. - You know what I mean? - It is lowers the bar. - Now you're like, "Damn, that's how much you can eat." - No, it's bad, dude. - It's bad. Our anonymous friend has probably eaten 1,000 calories with the last three days. - So yeah. - If you let our anonymous friend get skittier than you? - The only thing I've thought about for 24 hours. - No, he didn't tell everybody about this. - He never thought about it. - He thought about it for 24 hours. - It's gonna motivate me to eat less. - Everybody under you, because we all feel good. - Exactly. - Yeah, I'm not that guy. - Yeah, yeah. - That's the background. - Yeah. - So like, you know, you look skinny on near a big bag. - Exactly. - Yeah. - But it's crazy. Like I've noticed him lose weight within the week. - Yeah. - Really? - He would use to wear like these cardigans and I would see that button working over time. Like, you see the strings holding like at the subway. - Yes, he's a fighter man. - On a subway. - There you go. Smile. - That's my hero. - Here's all of our dates and less than 60 seconds. This week, Los Angeles, the Greek theater for the Netflix is a joke fest. I'll be there with Jelly Roll, a bunch of other great comedians. May 15th through 17th, we're in Salt Lake City. Guess what? We just added two more shows Sunday so you can go grab those tickets. And we got Virginia Beach, June 5th and 6th. You can see us there. And then Halifax Nova Scotia, August 8th, TheAndreShulls.com for Dick Gets. - I'm also coming on the road. Great news. At the end of the year, I'm going to be popping into a bunch of beautiful cities. I'll be going to Plano, Texas in October. I'll be going to Chandler, Arizona, Pasadena, California, San Diego, California, Detroit, Michigan and many of their dates will be added. Check it out. Marky Agdon live. Thank you so much. I'll see you guys in the show. Alex. I love tennis. I'm throwing three tennis events this summer. The first one is May 16th. Just head over to all love racket club on Instagram. You can get your ticket link there. It's going to be drills, music, free giveaways, food. It's a really fun time. See you guys there. But what happens when the world sees one of your friends all of a sudden get really skinny? - Then they think I'm the tank. - Yeah. - I can't have that happen. I really got it. I got it. I'm going to start dying. I mean, I'm drinking a perfect hydration water. - Yep. - Did the pike, does this sponsor WTF Media Studio? - Yes. Shout out, I'm perfect. I love them. This is my favorite, man. This is the best water you can have favorite thing about that water. Honestly, my favorite thing about it, they all cooked this sauce. My favorite thing is the color of it. The color of the can, the way you can grab it nice, the grip, the grip, the double grip. - Yeah, it is. You almost got it. - I dropped the pH. - It does. - That could be good for you. - You got a acidic, you know. - You got a pH. - You got a Domenna pH. - You got a acidic but dusty over there. - You think I love it? - Does he? - Yeah. I thought you shit. - It's a low acid around a rim. - Nobody would want to go near this thing. I'm going to be honest with you, dude. It is just, I'll get out this shower. I'm going to wash myself down, take the water off, dry myself, dude on a towel. - No. - No. - No. - But I got a good question. - I got a follow question. - Wash myself. - Because yeah, just use the soap. I don't use wash. - I use my hand. - That's not good enough. - I don't like that with my hand. - I'm going to run. - You don't wash your balls? - No, you're ass. - Yeah, we took my chance. - You wash your ass in the front. - I don't wash that. - I don't wash that. - You can't wash your ass from the front. - You don't wash that. - Why don't you wash that? - I don't wash it. - You think I'm around like that? - That's what you just did. - No. - Your guys are crazy for that. - You got so fucking nuts for that one, man. - Okay, so you destroyed the towel. - I didn't destroy the towel. - It's destroyed. - The towel is destroyed. And what do you do with it? Do you tell your wife and you say, hey, by the way, there's a surprise. - I hang it back up, Mark. I hang it back up. Because the doodle got to be clean and has soap on it. - That's true. - I can't be turning doodoo with it. - That's so mean. - The doodoo's been clean. - Right. Like, how is it doodoo living more if they had soap on it? What's the point of soap? Hey, Alex, what is the point of soap? - No, I see your point. - If that happened to me, I would give it right back in the shower. Right back in. - But what would that do? - You got to go harder. - I've been doing this for more than two years now. - Are you penetrating when you clean it? - It's got to be something there. - Maybe like a millimetre or something like that. - You got to clean. - You got a millimetre in there. - You got to clean. - No, you got to be a millimetre in there. - Yeah, you know. - I got a little. - That's what you would do. That's what anybody would do. If there was a hole, you would clean a little bit of it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. I mean, if you're working at a golf course and you got to clean the holes, you know, clean around it, right? You fucking get up in there. - I have a wash club. So at least this is a barrier. - What do you do with that wash club? - Yeah, that's a good point. - It's a new one every time. - You throw out a wash club. - No, no, no, get to wash. - Oh, so you wash it. - Yeah. - And then what happens when the soap hits it? - I see where he's doing it. - What happens when the soap hits the doodle on the wash club? - When it goes to the wash and the soap takes the doodle off. - The soap keeps the doodle so now it's clean. - Yes. - Thank you. - But your ass has the doodle on it. - So there's soap. - It doesn't have it on it because it's on the towel. That is why if it's going to wash your face with later. - I'm just going to tell you about that. - You have shit streets right now, bro. - No. - Stop. - I got it. - Got it. - If it went through jeans, bro. - Yeah, that's tough. - That's tough, bro. - I would agree I had IBS if it went through jeans. - You have IBS. Three times a day is not normal. - If you ask any scientists, three times a day is normal. - No, if it's scientists. - Look up science. - Oh, look up science. - This is why the scientists keep dying. - He's also got the other IBS. - This is why. - We're trying to cover it up. - Okay. - Three times a day is not normal. - All right, all right. So I'm the only one with a weird practice? - No, there's a million to shower. - You can't even take a shit. - That's very true. - That's very true. - I do shower. - I shower a lot actually. He showers every day, 20%, I show it two times a week, a hundred percent, do the math. Actually, I didn't think about it in my head. You did lose. You shower less, you're dirtier. I'm cleaner and I'm pH balanced with perfect hydrate. I don't even know the name of the water, bro. It's got so many different things on it. What's the name? Perfect hydration. Oh, pH water. Well, I thought the pH was for pH. I thought it was just, that's the name of it. You're going to hate to hear how many, the average poop is, how many? How many? Anywhere between three times a day to three times a week. Let me tell you guys that average is too big. Yeah, that's a big out there. But let's just start. You said three times a day, right? So that means 21 times a week or three times a week. And you're at the top end. I'm the best. Okay, now the showering, ask about shower. I'm not better. Does that not make me better? And put them initially? Put American. Yeah. I'm better than a euro. Show. Thank you. That's a good point. Yeah. That's a good point, right? For approximately two thirds of American shower daily, averaging seven to eight showers per week. Wait, why are we talking about showering? I thought we were talking about using the bathroom. No, we just switched to showering. Just to get some other data. I don't know if I trust you. Look at that. Google not America. Google Europe. You're not even close to the average. So our anonymous friend race. Your anonymous friend on day two of of red a two time. Yeah. This motherfucker was angry. Oh, yeah. Why? I don't know. Yes, it made him. What is it? I mean, guess why? Oh, yeah. You can, you can guess. No food. No food. Now he's like happy. But that first day, he was mean and angry. And just like chopping us down. Yeah. Yeah. Chopping us down. He had no tolerance for anything. This is so funny. I sparked up a conversation at the diner with this lesbian table, lovely lesbian table. We were talking about the different food. He mocked me for it. Wow. Yeah. That's a hate grunt. You're technically. I agree. Yeah. I wish he was in this room. I wish he was in this room right now. So we could, we could talk to him about the hate grunt crime. He committed at the diner. Our friend is on Reddit too. He is. He is. He is. He is. I wish. I wish. I wish. It. Oh, it's so much. Listen to me because I'm funny this is. I'm getting text that maybe some of this will be edited. So we're going to find out what makes it in. No, no, no. This is our anonymous friend. This is our anonymous friend who's not in the room who's texting me. Definitely not in the room and snapping at me. Yeah. Exactly. Who knows who it could be. It could be you. Just trying. It's just that he's knowing part of this. If we're on an act like it's not him. I know. He's trying to code. No one's trying to know he's we're all going to lose. The two types of racism. Yeah. Yeah. Could they lower that? unclear if that's possible. We are all going to lose weight. And it's going to look like I'm the one who's on Reddit. These guys were so horny by the way at the bar the other night. Oh my god. I would all those gay dudes they was climbing with. Oh, we got to talk about that. After they spent the day climbing with the gays after the show, we were at just some bar and miles was a horny dog. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. And Miles says courage. Oh yeah. Miles go up and talk to girls like it's nothing. Oh, I know that. I was very impressed. Yeah. I've never had an ounce of fear of that. I don't understand the fear. Really? You don't understand? What do you mean you don't understand? You can understand. You can understand. Yeah. What about the fear of public humiliation? Nah. It's not. It's not humiliating. I just don't even see how there's humiliation in it. Mm. I agree with you. Like at least trying to. He'd have to tend to be a magician to talk to girls. Shit. No, no. I didn't pretend. What is going on? I'm a magician. I can get a pussy. You. You. No. This is. No. You used the word. Make your virginity disappear. How about that? It's shit. He's a man. You're a top guy. No. We're not putting this on me. That's what you say. Yeah. You were top. I remember, bro. I would never pick you. I would never. I did do magic. And they're not the wrong way. You used to give out stickers to you. I didn't know that also. I gave out stickers. The stickers were fired. I gave him some of those sticky men. Yeah. Yeah. You know that. You know that their friend brothers came to one of the shows in Tampa. Okay. And these guys, by the way, don't give any details about the fraternity. They, like, they, like, keep the secrets. They're like, what fraternity, bro? Exactly. Oh, but this guy was loose. And he was spilling. Let's go. Oh, my God. And they would get real quiet when he would spill some foul shit you're not supposed to share. Yeah. I almost feel like we should talk about it. Like what? Talk about the sacrifice of the black women. Do you get, man? What? Jesus. Right. What? What? Yeah. That's actually very untrue. He's really advocating something. What? Yeah, man. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. It's fucking horrible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe a little more exciting would have been nice in those situations. It's annoying because what he's going to do is, is take us too far so that we're willing to disclose anything else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's called the door-in-the-face technique. And where'd you learn that? The game. A flirting book. He was talking about it. A book about the approach. No. >> I know. >> Chinaldi. Oh yeah. Persuasion. >> Persuasion. You are the first one. >> That is a good book actually. >> Yeah, this is in a communications class. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And what is it? What is the technique? >> Push it, put it door in a face. >> [LAUGH] >> Land it. Land it. >> It's on the spirit air last technique. >> Another thing. >> Can we just fly spirit from one last time just talking? >> No. >> What do you do with those planes? >> It's done. >> What do you mean? >> Completely shut down. >> Yeah. >> There's a one flight going -We can buy people. -We can show it up to their flat foot. -Stop playing. -Stop playing. -That is the most good one. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's ghetto of the air laws of Duna, not the people. -Yeah. -Okay, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Few. Why would anybody even think you meant that? -Bro, how? -Sack. [ Laughter ] -Yo, Wes comes. -Lager is kind of going to mine, right? -Just kidding. -Anonymous friend. -Anonymous friend. [ Laughter ] -All he's done. [ Laughter ] -He already rained down town, coach. [ Laughter ] -Our anonymous friend who's on the room can somehow see my timer. [ Laughter ] And it's raining that time. -It's not. Why don't you stop doing that to you? -No, I'm not his friend. -He's a good way to stop sharing information with one another. -He's taking control of his health. -There's nothing wrong with that. -Can you take control of your health? -I'm very healthy. -I'm about to go to school. -Fuck an annoying this weekend. -I was not. I was giving -- [bleep] I was giving some ran-person to buy. [ Laughter ] -Return. [ Laughter ] -No, he did it, though. Let's do that. -We're back. We're back. We're back. -I was given advice. I was given my nutritional advice because someone was asking me like, "Hey, do you have any tips on how to get shredded?" -Yeah. -I saw you on a hike. You look diesel. -Yeah. -And I just, you know, I gave my thoughts and then I was given this one. -File ages, man. Oh, why would you buy chicken by now? -I was going to see you for a while. -I was going to tell spa when I did the bio-age. Okay, I was going through a lap and now I'm getting it back. I'm dialed in. -Why did you AI-ass on yourself? -No. -No. -I told you. -I told you. -I told you. -I told you. -It's not the story. -It's not the story. -It's not the story. -Okay. So there's an original pick that goes out to the group chat. It's just them and the forest or whatever he's guys did. Okay? We played paddle like fucking straight guys. -Yeah. -How is that better? -These guys were sureless in the forest. -That's right. -Going every miles and marquee guys. -It was a great time. -Okay. So then all of a sudden, someone sends an AI-doctored image of them to the group chat. -Okay. -Yeah. -What I saw. -Now hold on one second. Hold on one second. Now, I only saw the AI-doctored image. Okay? It's guys kissing in the background. Everything. I didn't even think about none of that. I immediately messaged our friend. I was like, "Yo, Mark really got that?" -Let's go. -Let's go. -I'll say good. -Hey, Mark. -I looked. -Because I knew there was AI-doctor. I was like, "Yo, what's up, Mark?" -I'm like, "Did you get it back?" -Mark lost it. We were like, "I know, I know, I know, I know." -That's not it. -You know what? -Sage. -I knew it. I knew it. -I was saying it was really all of the haters. -Fuck, I got it. Step it up. -So there was an AI-doctor. -Sue on his, like, blows. -I'm like, "Wonder." -Now you look a little too hard. -That's how hard I looked. I was like, "No, he didn't get it tattoo. He would have told us about that tattoo." -That's how I started thinking it might be AI-doctor. -Zooming on that slutty tattoo, that should have far. -Should I get that? -Yo, but you had a body like that back in a day, Mark. -That was like that crazy. -That was not that long ago. -That was what he was on the test. -No, nope, nope. -Yeah, she was. -You said you got to get on the reddit too. -What test? -You were doing the thing that it's like, uh, organic or something. -Well, well, you were cheating the whole time. -Yes, no. I took a natural test-doctor booster for six months. -That's the same as steroids. -Wait, what? -Yes, that's the same as steroids. -Same as steroids. -It's a sponsor of the park. -No, I mean, obviously shout out to sponsors of "Chila Jeet." -It's a trilogy. -What are you gonna say about that? -What's going on now? -Listen, if you take Mars Men, -have the confidence to share that. -Yes, okay. -Okay, dude. -You're gonna go on the line and then cheat it. -You're cheating. -I'm cheating. It's a natural booster. -How you cheating at Stoody AI? -That's how it's fun. -No. -AI just put the tattoo on. -That's all. -Try. -That's, I mean, do it. I can't believe you were cheap now, but you know it's crazy. I was like, I was like, oh shit, he got it back. And then I saw mine. And you're like, nah, nah. Oh, it's not the sunglasses just on my chest. No, not even. Not even. I was like, nah. Oh, I just noticed that. I didn't see it. Yeah, y'all were looking at Mark's body before you saw that. I just think that they stuck it there where the guys come. I thought all the guys were real, bro. I like that the AI didn't make miles that jack. I like that Joey got his tongue out. Yeah, that's not, that's normal. That's a little naughty. But you didn't really make you that strong miles. Why do you think that is? That is kind of fucked up. Damn miles. I can't really see anything. How shitty is your body? That's what AI thought was better. No, no, that's not out of laugh in them, bro. Out of laugh, you being a real asshole. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. That's a different pre, bro. Biles don't let them do that to you, man. You look great. I look great. I look great all the time. He doesn't agree. And he talks to girls. All the tension was incredible. Okay. Yeah. Let me let me talk. No, no, no, no, no. He was just talking to girls. They were, they were feigning. Can we talk? Can we talk about it or not? It was just miles really to be honest. How was the energy we were able to connect? They were all European. And they were not really having any of it. So I do like the you walk over just, you know, just say something. And then you go back the second time. If you're not getting good energy, you just got to sort of let that go. This is Denver, right? Yes. I just would give him miles a pickup lines. Did you use it? What? Pick a card? No, shit works. You did magic tricks for girls, bro. As she was fire, bro. I don't think I knew any magic tricks. The thing is I didn't even do it for them. I did it for me. Like I just did it because I love magic. That's what it is. I said, pick a card. I said, what's your, what are your dreams? All right. I got one to go. Is it a black or red red? Seven of diamonds. Is that not impressive, ladies? Shit. There's place about to get shot up. Is that not a little impressive? I wish I told you. No fucking. It was the seven of diamonds. I wish I told you. I have a gift stocked. I have a gift. Is that not a little bit interesting that I can do it that I have that talent? Anyway, I'm not going to think around this guy. I'm doing much better. What a change. Are you going to put the shit in your mouth? Just play with your fingers is mad dirty. You are playing with it. I wash my hands after I use the bathroom here. I just want to let you know. I don't believe. I really don't believe you. The only time I wash my hands in the bathroom really is when I'm in there and there's someone that just saw the show. That's the only time I do it. We were in Denver and it was the only bathroom. If I was in there alone, I'd be like, "Pea, dip." This time I'm in there, there's a guy like, "Yo, do fire show. How long you in town for?" I was like, "Fuck, I have to wash my hands now." Do you go? Do you go? Oh, God. I don't even want to share this thing with you all. Don't. No, no, no, no, no. My wife clocks me washing my hands like I got to wash my hands. And I don't lie to my wife. Sometimes I don't want to use soap because it's more of a ordeal. You got to put the soap and then you really got to wash it off and then sometimes there's suds and it's a whole thing. So the same thing you like the shower. So what I do is I'll turn on the water and then I'll just put my hand on the soap dispenser. Technically, there's at least one molecule, molecule of soap on my hands and then I wash my hands like that. This is more to not wash your hands as well. Probably, as I say, it sounds pretty dumb, but at least I'm not lying. That is true. Yeah, it's the principal. It's the principal of the counts. Can we get back to Miles' opening line with these European women? Yeah, what were you saying to them? And what type of European? Well, that was a funny thing. They were like, oh, the line, I go, I always just go up and I go, hey, I have a dumb question. And just sort of whatever is there you sort of lean with. And I was like, oh, I'm not from here. Do you have anywhere that you'd suggest we should go? We're like downtown Denver. It's not a lot of bars around. They're like, oh, we're not also from here. Let's go where you guys from and they were like, you're up. I was like, oh, damn, where in Europe? They just gave you the whole consciousness. Yeah, a land masses. That's fucked up. So I was like, oh, where in Europe? And the Italian girl goes Italy and the other girl sort of is a really hesitant. And I was like, you don't have to. And she goes, you have, you probably have an Austria. And I was like, yeah, I know Austria. I'm never tart. So they really think we don't know all the countries, man. Yeah. But that was not what Shultz's opening line was. He said that he should go, that Miles should go talk to him. And he was trying to like, like, pep him up. What was it? What did I say? You say, go up to that girl and tell you want to spit in her butt. I would say that. That's what he said. And Miles was like, I don't know if that's going to flow. I'm going to start talking to him. That's what the conversation was. Yeah, I would say spit in her butt. I'd be fired when we thought of that. But that would say that one. That's not me. I'm married. I got kids. And you know, we didn't talk to anyone. I'm one of our friends. Holy shit. Yeah. No. Ready to tie. Get them off the shot. Ready to tie. Guys, this episode brought to you by trying to feel healthy. Trinking more water, getting steps in, taking our vitamins. Yes. But here's what most people miss. Your liver health. It affects everything. Your energy digestion, skin, even your metabolism. It's time we show it some love. And that's where dose comes in. It's a clinically backed liver supplement. But not a pill. It's a two ounce daily shot that tastes like fresh orange juice. Zero sugar, zero junk, zero calories. Your liver handles 500 plus functions a day. It's your body's filter. 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Oh, yeah, you weren't on Patreon, were you talking about it? Yeah. And by the way, before it ever got revealed it was fake, I knew it was fake. Yeah. And I said it was on Patreon. Yeah, really? He was riding for the Albanians. Come on, yo. Come on, Albanians, you know what time it is? Mm-hmm. I knew there would never be an Albanian girl to talk like that. Never. Now the funny thing is he made it up like so the guy who's making the accusations. Now that we know it came from him, that's how he feels about his wife. Like that's the hilarious thing. Fish head. Yeah. Small titties. Yeah. And like, he really concocted a whole story to just insult the woman that he decided to spend the rest of his life with. Damn. Yeah. Asian fish head is amazing. I don't think it's all fake. Maybe not all fake. Maybe that's something. But that's the thing. There's been some more stuff that's come out, but the people have saw his face and they're like, oh yeah, this is bullshit. Yeah. Except that it's fake based off of just seeing the two of them. That's the worst. Yeah, put it up. And that is the worst when people just see he's like, I'm not. He looks like no chance at it. He looks like Gumby. Yeah. I'm just trying to figure out who it is. It's Gumby. And Joey said it looks like a French cartoon. But no, I think it's a little truth to it. You don't just make that accusation with nothing. Like he had a little bit and he probably tried to exaggerate the situation, but you don't just pull that out of nothing. But it's a big swing. But he's a smart guy. He's working at JP Morgan. Yeah, I mean, yeah. And he had the best boss ever and he fucked it up somehow. Right. That's the other thing. He's like kind of great boss because now he's doubling down. Did you see that? Yeah. He's saying now he's like, she's forcing him into three sums and shit like that. The double done is hilarious because it's just more awesome shit. Some people don't get healthcare, y'all. Some people at their job don't even get healthcare. You getting pussy and threesomes and healthcare, Albanian with cannons. Yeah. What if it was a threesome what to do? Still. If she's like a sex beast like that, it's still. Oh, you seeing her? She's a piece. No. She's not. She's not. Talk to that. Talk to that. She is not threesome with a dude. The dude is you go uglier because then you share to ugly. You don't want to know. Yeah. If it's no. If a girl's fine, you want that to yourself. And for girls ugly, you got to share ugly. He is. You don't want to take it out. And like it's kind of, but no. Do the math. Do the math for me. You want to take on the ugly just for you? You only. I want nobody. Nobody. Is ugly. That's a good point. But there's also usually a sure to struggle. What if it's a soup? But what if it's a super duper baddie and is like, she's like the only way, like, um, tennis movie. Yes. No. No, no, no, no, no. That's what it is. No, no, no. It's like, yeah, both want me so bad. The only way you can have me is if y'all do some games. But that's different. That's it. This could just be a regular old threesome. Yeah. Let's assume it's gay. Look at him. No, you'll be insulting right here. You'll be insulting. You'll be insulting. It does look like he has a little. Mark said, Clavicular is, uh, completely, uh, oh, yeah, dedicated to clavicular's whole world. He's a little bit justified now. Why? Because everyone was like, oh, man, this girl's crazy. I can't believe she did this. Everyone believed the story. And then they saw him and they were like, oh, no, we just go with the hotter person. Whoever the hotter person, we just believe their story. 100%. And so we see the hotter woman. We're like, yes. The finance, Albanian woman who's incredibly successful and very important to JP Morgan would have to have a sex slave as ugly as this guy. That's the logic. I get it. That's the logic. But is it like, are people saying she's super fine just because she works in finance and we don't expect super fine? No, because she forced him to sit on his face. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Because the way people talking about it, she's not like super fine. No, but the Lord. Like, you're full. Yeah, but not like super fine. The way people are talking about it, it's like she's way out of his league. They're like, no, what she was doing is so freaky though. She loved it. Allegedly, she didn't do this, obviously. No. Allegations were horrible. Yeah. There were some horny allegations. Smothered him. I don't know his face. Yo. I believe the dude, man. Has a killer sat on your face? Yeah. But I asked for it. Yeah, but I asked for it. How long did that go on for? You know, like, could you be moral? Yeah, yeah. But she's sitting on your face. It's not like sitting like she's still a little arched. You need some room to do your thing. Yeah. I guess I'm thinking of it differently. You're thinking like full weight? Yeah. It's not. Yeah, I think full weight is on your face. No. No. When people say that, they don't mean that. That's what I thought. Jesus. Oh, the fucking is. I don't know. Brett. I thought on her knees. I thought she's on her knees. I thought she's sitting on her knees and just sitting on your whole fucking head. That's not how it's done. That's how I imagined it with these guys. You're telling a magician right now. That's how I thought it was done. How are you guys? How dare you call it sit on the face? If she was like a doggy is, say again, big thing doggy is if you're taking everything literal. Yeah. Like how dogs do it? How's that choker? Yeah. How's that choker? Yeah. Yeah, where you grab her legs, she fuck you, dude. That's doggy. Obviously. No, but doggy's close. Doggy's close. So. Sitting on your face is close. No, no. Let me tell you something. This is not sitting. This is sitting. You can't call something sitting when the weights, the pressure is not on the object. The object in this situation is your face. It is a little pressure. It is a little bit. Yeah. I don't think there was. I don't think there was for you. I think you're fine about it and I think you're making it up. I think you're making it up. I don't think a girl ever sat on your face. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Would you tell me the race of this woman? Nope. You can tell me what they're like, you fool. Could be ever. It's not. Ryanair. Oh, hell yeah. She doesn't have a good face for sitting though. He's got a good look. He's also not ugly. I don't know why everybody thinks that guy's ugly. He got you. He knows. Don't. I don't know. He's not ugly. From the show, let's try to pull this. We're in the green room in Denver and after the show, there's a bare-knuckle fighter in there. And he legit does bare-knuckle fights. That's his profession. Okay. He's a beast and professional athlete. No. They know all knockouts, like just a legit freak of nature athlete. And he's like. Spirit airlines? Ah! Spiritual. It was. I don't know if he's spirit. Yeah. But he's spirit. He was like, yeah, you know, I had a fight like 10 days ago and he was like, damn, you look good after 10 days. He was like, yeah, you know, he cracked me in the nose. I won't basically broke my shit. But you know, I feel good. It shows good. Yeah, man. I had that same thing. And we're like, what? He's like, yeah, the paddle thing, like it fucked my nose up. Oh, I didn't tell you. I fell on a paddle. I didn't tell you. I didn't tell you. And he was trying to. I should have still black and blue. This guy recovered in fucking 10 days. I just fell on a paddle. My nose is just like. He's trying to commiserate. Like, no. I've been there, bro. I got a nose injury. He asked me. He was like, do I have to address us on stage? I was like, no. Some of my nose is yellow. I look like a fishhead, bro. I don't know. I saw a saddle on my shit. We got out of the plane. Come here. My nose goes. I'm hungry. I think I'm going to go to fishhead to express it. Yeah. I was good, man. Wait, but was that not a relatable moment to athletes in a band? I'm talking about the injuries. The dirt, the sport that they love. Yeah. I guess in a way. But he was a nice guy too. He was like, oh, yeah, man. We all go through it. Yeah. I just love the picture. He sent it a group chat. It's like, he's like, yo, shit. I think I broke my nose. Your nose was the same size. It was just a little red. Really? So it's not going to go down. I thought the swelling would go down eventually. Sit on it, man. Put it to work. Put it to work. Put it to work. Yeah. Put it to work. Put it to work. Yeah. Put it to work. Put it to work. Yeah. Put it to work. Put it to work. Yeah. Put it to work. Yeah. Put it to work. (laughing) - Son, at the show in Denver, there's a sign language interpreter. - Oh, this is awesome. - So like legally, if there are people there that are, always mix it up. - It's hard. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no fantastic. And then there were two, I think state law means that you have to have an interpreter there that can make sure that they can understand the show. And there were actually two interpreters there, but I didn't know that there were two. So the people that were deaf were sitting in the second row. Who pays for that? I imagine there's like an organization that I think that one of the sign language interpreters Amber runs and maybe people donate to it, but it was sick. Not us. And so like this Amber interpreter, she's up there and like, she's like giving all the interpretations, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And then all the sudden there was another girl that was in the front row that I thought she was doing the interpreting too. And then all of a sudden they switched. And I was like, who is deaf here? Like I had no fucking clue who is deaf. And apparently it was both of them doing like shifts. Okay. That's how I get tired. Fucking doing all the signs. So what do you think the sign language way of saying Jewish? No. Just what would you guess? They said it. Really it's like that. No, what the hell? What the fuck? You're fucked up. You just do it on the pile. You're more racist than miles. Well, my race is the one race. What you mean? You said, I just said it. No, that was messed up. That's crazy. That was I was on call for it. Yeah. Special, they're going through. Yeah. All right. So how do you do it? You go. No, it's this. Let's - Yes. - They give a beard. - Oh. Oh, well, can you get confused with, like, Muslims? I'm going to tell you, hold on. Yes. That is funny. Yeah. Do you know what Mexican is? We went through all this on stage at the show. Mexican is this. Oh, okay. That's my, that's good. Do you know what Asian is? I'm not making this up. I don't know if you have a close-up of how trying to make a fresh face. Coimbatian, that's it. I was a child. I was like, I need to still do this. No, it's not that. I can't even tell you what it is. What a film comfortable. What? Muslims cute. What is it? Oh, like praying. Okay, oh, that's nice. It pays for the interpreter. Oh, apparently the venue pays for this. Or a non-offer. It's actually, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or a civilian's hat. A non-offer's hat. Don't, don't, don't. You got to stop. I'm going to start using that, though. I'll let you know how to do it. Yeah, yeah. Did you know our anonymous friend went on Reddit two times? So you could just save money on food. That's what he's doing. Wasting your time. Run into Utah. Nah, come on, because you guys, oh, that's kind of fun. Yeah, do the sign that we guess. We're all out. Yeah, go. Okay. Our miles is off camp, but he's doing. No, you got to care. Oh, he is. Okay, I'm on a camp. What is this? What do you think this one is? Similar to this. Hmm, Christian. No, uh, pointy chin. Point of this is being a letter. Oh, no, no, no, what is it? Israel is the, is the beard. Oh, it's the beard. I don't know. God, it's interesting. That's kind of interesting. Trying to find. You got any other ones? Yeah, I'm trying to find some fun ones for you. Or did you, did you find out what black is? Yeah. But yeah, why are you? I think it was this thing. It was. Yeah, what was that? Yeah. That's, that's real. That's what it is. That's right here. No, why is that no bullshit? Asian is I swear to God. I have video of it at the show. And I was like, dad is racism. She goes like this. I think you're doing it. You're being liberal with it. I think it was probably more subtle than that. Well, she was being very concerned about it because it looked, it felt very racist. The way that she was doing it. She goes like this and then like turns off the side of and the audience knew it before me. I didn't say anything about it. I feel like we got to get jealous of this. They made it up. It's American sign language. You thought it was going to be progressive? Oh, that's true. That's black. Yeah, black is that. Yeah. Yeah. Specifically, I think that's black in reference to a person, not the color. But I don't know what that was. That's about black. Fitted. Anyway, shout out, shout out our fishhead brothers and sisters, man. Yeah. That you got that's going to stay. Yeah, fishhead. Fishhead is here to stay. Yeah. Does every language have different sign? Yes. Yeah. Well, I think it started with American sign language. Yeah, where the only people with deaf people for a long time, I was so he just didn't talk to him. It is an amazing thing about American sign language that we get enough credit. No, they didn't talk to him. No fucking way. It's true. You don't need it in other countries. Italy, you don't need it. They're already basically doing that shit. You don't even really need to honestly, when I was doing the show, I felt like I didn't need it. Like I felt like they got it. You know, like you can kind of communicate what you need, but I think it was laughing all the time. Exactly. Yeah. So you can talk to him, but he was laughing. He was laughing. And he was he was staring at the speaker. He thought I was the speaker. And he was like, yo, the interpreter is over here, but I think ASL, American sign language was the first French, no way, no way. We were the first to track, communicate with 1750s French 1750s Americans were eight early 1800s, right behind, right behind, all right. What? What do you say to that show? Shut your ass. That was an Edward tone on it. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. You're up. Yeah. I didn't know that. What else going on, boys? We got the nicks. Yo, let's go. Yeah, cool. Oh, fuck. The game is right now. All right. One 15 to 87 in the fourth quarter. Oh, let's fucking go. Let's fucking go, boys. Eight girls. What's it? What's the couch yards for the next taking a series 100 per series? Yeah. Oh, I got a 100. You got some on it. No, I just got to call my brother-in-law and talk shit. Why? What's his team six is, right? Because he lives in Philly. Yeah. Yeah. No, we taking a shit. That's for the whole series. Right. That's just for the game. Right now. 83% chance. Wow. The mix. Close out. Yo, this might be our year. I know we've said this our entire life. No. But I'm afraid to chase it. Boston's not in it. Everybody was scared about Boston. Yeah. We're going to smoke Philly. Magic or out. But Detroit. Thank God for y'all. It's a magic. Well, not magic on out yet on it. Not yet. They lost yesterday. Yeah. But I thought losing yesterday made it 3-3. No, that was a game seven. Oh, my God. But um, they blew a 20 point in a game seven, no, game six, they blew the 20 out of you. You can't come back from that. Okay. So, yeah. And then Cleveland could be tricky. Cleveland's kind of nice. Is Cleveland? I thought Detroit's the Detroit and Cleveland are playing now, right? Oh, okay. But yeah. That's that's that will be the battle right there. But I mean, if the next win, if the next win, let me tell you guys something. If the next win, you've got to give so credit, got to, you've got to give them credit, make them a citizen. I think we make them a citizen. No, we got to let them run for president. That's what I'm saying. Wow. Make them sit. Okay. Okay. Now he's a citizen. I think yeah. He's a citizen. Yeah. He is. But you got to be born here. Yeah. Why do you say think? Yeah. Got to look at that. Burst. Yeah. I mean, I'm never going to say Uganda. Yeah. He was. Yeah. He was born in. Yeah. And Uganda. That's pretty cool. You might be saying some shit. I'm not. Yeah. I'm speaking. You got his island. But the amount of shit talk New Yorkers are going to do. It's going to be. Oh. It's not. It's going to be insufferable for everyone else. Yeah. I just want to let you guys know. You should start preparing yourselves right now. If we do win, we're already the most cocky. We haven't won anything. I know. Since we're kids. Yeah. I can't wait. It will be unbearable. Oh, my God. So wait, what will it take? They'd be the Sixers. And then what? Then the final. Cleveland or Detroit. Yeah. Then it'll be the Eastern Conference final. And then who makes it out of the West? Probably okay. Oh, Lakers looking good, right? Yeah. Hmm. I mean, it was awesome to watch for on do that, but can he keep doing that? He's going to be the real question. What's still? What's the series up? Lakers Thunder's Tomorrow Game 1. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think O.K.C. makes it out. Yeah. Okay. Nick's O.K.C. That's going to be rough. No. We're not going to. We're not going to lose an O.K.C. Gold Spurs, Cavalier's Pistons. Lakers Thunder. It will be nice to see LeBron pull it off, at least in the West. Shut up. In the West. In the West. Would you not want to see LeBron see? I would like it to be Nick's Lakers. How crazy is that? So would the National Basketball Association. Yeah. So it's all of America. Yes. That would be an amazing, amazing. And then LeBron's final year, we just make sure it doesn't happen. The Nick's winning championship, and then we go on a 10-year run. Gold, we retire, LeBron, bro. He could have come. He could have came to New York. Yep. Remember, he rode the subway. Yeah. He edged us. He edged us. He edged us. I know. He said, "Come inside to you." He made the wrong decision. Pardon. Damn. Yeah. If you guys knock LeBron out. I'm out of the magic in 2009. The big series. Magic one. Be Cleveland. I don't know if you guys know that. Big magic. You know the magic be Cleveland, doesn't it? When he does this. It's true. It looks like some of a couple takes right before I pass on that. I'm trying to be a basketball fan. As a warrant. I'm rooting for the magic. I'm doing my best. Just root for what you believe. What do you like? Soccer? Yes. All right. What's happening in soccer? People always shit about that. I really don't care about the World Cup. Can we all just not know anything? Isn't that fun? The World Cup. The World Cup is what it's all about. And he's not even rooting for America and the World Cup. - That's crazy. - Are you ready for American number one? How yeah, number one. Yes. Oh, no, I'll split. Britain. America's my strong second. That's crazy. Like you got to leave. Yeah. I wasn't born here, bro. Get the fuck out. Yeah. Like low key. Yeah. But low key. Yeah. I don't know. Now we starting to worry about you. I wasn't born here. So I was I just I support the nation. I was born in which is French. I'm French. I'm like, I'm European. I'm culture dude. No. 7,000 over there. Something is going on. I can't stop it, bro. How do you say French in sign language? Looking everything up. I'm like, it's not that. It's not that. It's a little you go. Oh, is that really French? That French is this. It's an F and you've turned it out. They invented sign language. That's the one they gave them. No, no. Americans gave them that one. Yeah, we did. But America also gave us this for America. Belly and that pass. I don't know. It just stopped. No, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah. You like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. That's hot. It's cool. You make a U on your hand and you tap it. Oh, you got to. Everything you guys have been saying. I'm just learning it. I think which minutes after. I was doing a whole different problem. Yeah. I have way more fun. Yeah. How are you saying nigga? Not out the first guarantee. That's what I'm not going to look at. Y'all right. Look it up. I'm going to look at that. Maybe it doesn't exist in sign language. I hope someone else in this room would look it up if they look at it. They're absolutely allowed to. Reggie. Reggie. Help us out. Reggie. Death people are not very racist. So they might not even have that word might not even exist to them. Why? Well, because the movie theater is always sound. God damn that shit was pretty. Reggie, what do we got bro? What do we got? There might not be one. I see what I tell you. I live in the better world. I should phrase that in that man. They're not racist. God bless them man. Very people. Thank you guys so much for coming to the show. Thank you. No, there's subtitles. I'm saying the death people that came to the show. Yeah, but what is that? I was thank you. I don't think that's thank you. What did you say? What did you say? Thank you very much. Yeah. 100%. You can't even do it bro. You can't even do it. You can't do it either. All right guys, let's take a break for a second man. Hard dick. 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And then he went out. He was on the boat the next day having a good time. He's how I did not see that. Bring that video up on the boat. That's because I don't even think he addresses it. Not really. He's just posted on the boat. Fish. He loves it. He loves the boat. He loves the ride. Oh, like like old man fishing boat or like yacht. No, like with Tim's all. He likes. That's two days. It's the old man fishing boat. Like hold on. Try to get this video up right here. There's the fuck. There he is. I can't see. It looked like I see. Come on. That was not like it. Long time. So the rhythm might not be there and the passion is always there. God, I feel good. Be back. I don't like the ocean. It's not like the ocean. Oh, man. He's my trail. But I think he's just live on this boat. Yeah. Hey, he's seen a man happy. He's hurting. In it. He's hurting. That's hurting right there. Yes. Oh, look, I'm not sad. Plenty of fish. Yeah. No, but that's cop is that's over cop is in. Yeah, thanks. What's this trend of like NBA players? Like podcasts and being live on social is this like the yearning for more attention. It's quite interesting to me. Does it have a lot? Yeah, Jaylin Brown. I mean, Jaylin Brown was on live or whatever. Who's doing like pods? Oh, Jared McCain, you're talking about the Sixers guy. Yeah, he does the dances. I've got the nails. And I think he's adorable. But like, like Dremel, I think has been potting for a while. Yeah, a lot of players. But like what I'm curious. Like, what is it? Is it preparing for something after the league? Is it just going with the time? It's like, but it is interesting because I would imagine a lot of people get into this because they're like, I want to make a career out of this. And I want to be able to do something fun where I could provide for myself and my family. And they've got hundreds of millions of dollars. All they have is something to lose by doing this side hustle. And it could bring negative attention to them. And they're still doing it. It will also bring positive attention. Sure. But like keep your name relevant. Yeah. Maybe more endorsement deals. You know, like, it's a lot of upside too. Yeah, if you have a pop and social presence on top of being a star athlete. Okay. Yeah. Okay. But we're not talking about like running a mill athletes. We're talking about max contract players, guys that are making $300 million. Yeah. But especially when you're retired, that's understandable. It's like, yo, you will used an alarm light every now and then I retired. Well, I mean a lot of them are in the peak of their careers. Like all these are active players. It's just it's just an interesting thing to me. But to me, it's like when we were younger, maybe you saw a few NBA players try to rap, right? Kobe try to rap. Shack rap or the wrapped AI rap. Is this a shift in culture in that like the streamers are now the things that even the athletes are emulating. Hmm. I mean, there's definitely been like a culture shift. You ever see like the surveys where they ask kids like what you want to be when you grow up. And like in the 90s, 2000s, like every kid is I want to be an athlete. And then like randomly, they'd be like astronaut, whatever. Yeah. And now every kids I want to be a YouTuber. It's just on to be a streamer. Mm-hmm. It's just interesting. Yeah. Like are there are there athletes now that are also rapping? I'm sure. Yeah. But you see the best guys in the league now like doing pods and streaming. Mm-hmm. Just kind of something different did, you know, we've never obviously these things didn't exist when we were kids. But like the best players, I don't know if they were like like I'm going to do my own ESPN show, which would be the same, it would be the equivalent. Yeah. I think also someone probably just enjoy it. It's just like fun. Yeah. It's like positive attention outside of sports. Yeah. And they're like, I'm not going to say anything dumb. I know what to say. Like they're obviously confident, borderline, arrogant people. Yeah. Like I'm not going to do anything stupid. And then number in your bank account, I'm imagining it wouldn't preclude you from wanting to do something fun. So they just find it fun. Yeah. And what person ever said, oh, I make too much. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's true. That's true. And these guys who have hundreds of millions dollars, they're around guys who have billions of dollars. Yeah. So they're like, all right, I got to get my shit up. And I don't know if it's going to be streaming against your shit up. But like you are seeing them say certain things. Because when you're live or you're just recording, you're not, you know, you might get into a moment where you're actually sharing how you feel. And that could cost certain things. Like I think Jalen, there was this thing he was saying where like he said, yeah, this season was like my favorite season I've ever played. So a favorite year of basketball. My favorite year of basketball. In his career. Now they just got knocked out. Yeah. And it was also the year that Jason Tatum didn't play. Yeah. So he might not mean it that way. But here's a perfect example of like something maybe taken out of context or just clipped as 30 seconds. Maybe right after he was like, I mean, it's suck not to have JT there. And I love playing with them and blah, blah, blah. But now you cause a little friction or you will let the internet cause a little friction. What was this? Was this the season that he kept getting his hair die on other people, on people to Jersey? It might be the season. But yeah. Oh, it's the season. Okay. But like, and then like recently, Drain Mom was saying. And now you like seeing like the end of the Warriors dynasty, right? Like this is, you know, for the last decade, the Warriors were just the team. And even Drain Mom was like, you know, if, if, if, if maybe, and again, I'm maybe removing context from this. But like, if Steve Kerr wasn't my coach, what would my career be? You know, I didn't have a single play run for me for this many years. So I did it. I don't know if he said stunt my offensive growth or whatever it is. And it's just like, it's just an interesting thing because he was a prolific player and a winner and an incredibly important part of that team. And probably his skillset valued so much and made a lot of money because of how valuable his skillset was within that team. But having that perspective, like, maybe I could have done something else over here. Like what does that do? Like a riff between you and a coach now. Like, it just seems like talking could cost you. I get it, but I like it. We like it because we're like, how the fuck are these guys saying this shit? Yeah. But do we like the stakes and the potential cost of their words? Yeah. I mean, if it fucks up your team, obviously not. And like, I'm sure that their agents and their family are like, hey, you don't need that. What are you doing? Stop this. Yeah. I cannot believe that any of their representatives are going, please just give more opinions on podcasts. Yeah. I cannot imagine. Or it could be calculated. Like, when like LeBron will, we know something will leak where he's not getting along with this team member or some shit like that, like they can just be like, hey, it's in our control now. We can just mention a comment, let the internet run with it. I think that yeah, there's like a sophisticated version of it where like you use it as a media apparatus. Yeah. And then there's a version where you just stream in live saying, wild shit. Yes. Yeah. And like, I don't know if you want to affect not only the bag, but you want to affect like the team chemistry, like so much that you deal with like massive egos. Every guy on that team was the best player their entire life in every single basketball game they played in until probably college. And then they start playing against other guys who are the best and they're like, I'm still that nice. Yeah. Like, there he goes. Might get hurt. Yeah. You know, it's like a constant management of ego. And for other people who works out, everything I've ever seen of Wembee is a phenomenal. Oh, what do you mean? Every clip I've ever seen, again, I'm not like following the leaks super closely, but everything I see of Wembee, I'm just like, oh, he's the best. Tell us about two clips. Well, one, he's juggling. He's like a phenomenal juggler and I'm like, this is awesome. I love that. The other one, he's just like talking about, oh, I mean, a great one is when he's talking about scissorgy. They were like, what's your favorite word? He was like, scissorgy. And they're like, what is that? He's like, it's like someone like a star explodes and like the cosmos and it creates new earth or some shit. And he gives a beautiful definition. Every time I see him like, this is my favorite player, also the nation he's from, not that it matters. Yeah, you sell out, bro. But I mean, he is also quenched in a little French, you know, I mean, it's just interesting quenzing. He's not even French, bro. I'm French. I'm so French. But somebody's got to lose something, right? Before people just start shutting it down, well, what's the do those in Memphis that had all the gunshots? Yeah, but I don't know if job was doing that like, I don't think there was any kind of social media thing, wasn't it? I mean, he got caught on life. Yeah. Instagram life, but it was a lot of, yeah. But was it his or was it someone else's? I think it was somebody else's, but still he knew it was, he was a lot. Yeah. We also heard an interesting thing. We're like, now that with the NIL deals, these are like these college deals, they're like, these players are coming into the league with like 10 M's in the bank. Yeah. It's a very different energy when you're coming into the league and we're not even talking about like, you're the best player in the team. You just might be like a draft pick late in the first round, but for whatever reason the college, you were able to, you know, get a lot of money and blah, blah, blah. And like, now you're not coming to the league like, if I don't make it this season, my life is over. My family's not eating anymore. What is the dynamic? Like, what does a coach do when he's got his young rook that is should be trying to get playing time? But he's really like, I got 10 M's in the bank. You're going to put me in a game or not. I'm good. Right. Right. Like, that's a different dynamic. I'm curious how much it changes, though, because you go into league with so much ego, you're like, I want to make a name for myself. Yeah. That's true. But like, I wonder if the money actually changes that much or maybe it even makes you like more comfortable? Like, I can see some of the guys being like, I'm good. Like, I made generational wealth for my family. So I can just play. Hmm. Like, I wonder if it takes the pressure off. Like, you could play free. Yeah. But then you could also argue that like, the pressure is what makes these guys great. Yeah. True. And that like, that competitive edge, they're just going to give everything. Yeah. True. Yeah. I don't know. I'd be curious to talk to like a coach that existed before NIL and before these $300 million contracts. And now, and just like, what is the difference with these guys before influencing? How fire would it be if they were influencing back in the day? Rodman on live. Yeah. Fire. Yeah. Fire. You would be out of league. Following them around Vegas during the playoffs, he'd be out of league. Or fire. Or fire. First play would only fit. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, has no player done that. There must be. I don't think so. Didn't Dremon leak his dick recently? Yeah. He didn't charge. That was free. Yeah. He could have free food. He drank. I was with the people, dude. Yeah, it was fair. Okay. Yeah. But that is out there, right? Dremon's penis. I'll go find it for you. It's right here is, you know, just to see. You got to size it up. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be curious. That was a vicious rumor that was out there about Shaq that is me. It was small. Yeah. What was that about? People still live until. And they're fucked up. It's impossible, dude. Yeah. There's no way. I don't know why we out here fighting for Shaq's dick. Yeah. What is he saying? He just said. It's more about fighting lion-ass chicks. But I can see why they would say that. Why? Because they're like, oh, I smash Shaq. And then everyone's gonna be like, you know, you, you took that and then they got to be like, oh, but it was actually personal. But to me, I got to preserve their reputation. But me, it makes me think you got a big one. Like you got a big vagina. Like to me, it's the opposite reaction. Like if I'm a girl, I would never be like, yeah, Shaq's got like a very normal piece. Oh, so you think they're all lion? Yeah. Oh, no. I think he was just maybe not packing. No, he's packing, bro. Yeah. Even if he's, even if he's not packing, he's still seven, like how small could it be? How small could it be? There's dudes with micros. I'm not saying he has a mic, bro, I have seven feet is probably like a macro front of us. There's just no way it's small. And if you're a girl saying that you probably got the bucket with all due respect, I'm just saying I would not want to be the girl being like, oh, yeah, I took that. That was nothing because naturally guys are going to be like, all right, I'm filling that. Like that's great. You got some crazy down there. You put your ear next to that girl and hear the ocean. No, yeah, I can see girls saying it to preserve themselves, because they're like, no, it wasn't that big. I'm telling you, it's fine. I'm not stretched out. We're the room. We've been come from. There's got to be someone that started multiple. Man. It's a hit. That's the thing. It's done by the DJ community. When they just say, like, Yoda, she was crazy big. We couldn't eat. We could barely fuck. Wouldn't that be a better story? Because now you would check big dick and you're saying you're supposed to be small or tight. Yeah. I mean, if you're a girl, wouldn't you rather be like, no, you couldn't get it in. I'm so tight. Yeah. Like that would be the flex. Yeah. That's still on his face. I mean, yeah, I don't know. That's a ballsy thing to say, girls, you gotta be careful with that one. Can we get you back on the pod and ask him? We got to ask him about that. How much you paid up? Yeah. How you gonna ask that? I was dick. I'm going, yo, what's it like, bro? What's it like? He's going to be like, you know, but why would he say that? Small meets. What he said? Small meets. You know, he would, he would, you know, when why is mine small in this hypothetical? That was the fucking joke, oh, shit, yeah, I thought I knew for some reason. - That's hard. - We should learn all of that. - Yeah, we should learn all of that. - We should learn all of that, we should learn all of that. - I don't know. - Thank you for saving me from Bob Bob earlier. - Everybody in Djibouti, I apologize. - What's the capital of Djibouti? - It's Djibouti. - Oh Djibouti is the capital of Djibouti. - Yeah. - So technically, I was right. - Yeah. - No. - What? - Yeah, he was. - Why is he right? - Because I said, that's the capital of what country? - That's the capital of what country? - And then you're like, - Oh, it is the country. - No, it was the country, bro. - Can I get my flowers? - Yeah. - I'll take it out. - I'll take it out. - I'll take it out. - No. - I'll take it out. Djibouti cities would be nice. That was a city we would put a lot of light with for Djibouti. They got that. I'm gonna find White from the front. No, I don't wait for the front. I'll pick a dingleberry out from the front. God Respect. Yeah, but anyway. Oh, yeah, booty. That makes sense. Oh, yeah, but for real, for real, for real. Come on guys. Sort it out there already, man. We got shows, man. Yeah How? How we got shows, man, it up. We got shows. Yeah, I got to bring the gas prices down. What is gas that right now for your Tesla? Tesla from New York. Yeah, I mean gas probably does or your electric charging cost probably does go up. I think it does because the gas got to, I mean, the electricity got to come from somewhere. And the crazy thing is that because it's a charging station, they don't have to tell you how much it's going to be. Oh, wow. Yeah. So what's the charge for you right now? It's it went up. It's probably like $14. It used to be like seven to charge the entire vehicle. Yeah. Then you want people to feel bad for you. Come on, bro. Son went to time the battery, like it goes fast, but we don't do it. It's rough, man. It's hard on the batteries. That is what you're saying that Elon made a car that we could get full charge for seven to $14. Yeah. Damn son. I was Elon. I was on Tim Elon. You might have to stay on that. You might have to stay on. You can't stand on that. Nah, not even though you got the car. Nah, I don't like him. He just he too much. He used to be cool. He's too much now. I can't believe you would call him a Nazi when he hates gas that much. That's good. We're shooting guys were shooting. We're making cars and being kind of anti-Semitic. Talk to me Henry Ford. You are right. Valks wagon. Valks wagon. BMW Porsche. Porsche. Who else? Well, now people are claiming Tesla. That's crazy. I don't know what is about making a car that just makes you pissed. I guess driving makes you a little racist. Tell me about that. Tell me about. Tell me about those feelings you've had on the road. Mark someone cuts you off and you just start imagining. Well, like, give me a scenario in your white suburb before land on where you're cut off. My son, Atlanta's very trans. It's got a lot of. I got every different ethnicity. Really. Yep. Dwight Howard famously used to live there. Back to 2009. Pete LaBron. Really? Harry's playing in Djibouti. Shout out to white man. Superman. Superman. What? How? I don't know why I was taking this, but like, I feel like Orlando has a lot of pedophiles. The source. It does. No way. Why do you know? Because like all these every year, they'll come out of the report and it's like in the America, the highest density. Yeah. Highest density. It's El Paso. If you've got a Disney world right there. Yeah, brother, shit. Go to where they go. Oh, that's crazy. Like surfing. You live by the beach. Exactly. What would they not live there? Mouse mask on. No, we got a double check. Some of the people. You got to look at the records. Yeah, we got to look number two. You were number two. What's the number one is Wilmington Delaware, but I think that's a, I imagine that's a problem where it's like the size of the state. There's a population density. What the hell? Yeah. Orlando's number two registered sex. Yes. Registration sex. The priest. That's an accident. Okay. That was that was fine. Keep on going on this. This is important information. We're bringing our children to this. Fuck. Registration sex offenders per 10,000 residents. It's Wilmington, Delaware, number one in Orlando, number two. What is New York? Yeah, I'm a genius. No, what is it? It's like Trump's. Honestly, you could do deserve credit. Yeah, you do deserve credit for that. All my mentalism. I never knew that. It's crazy. Is it Mark's family? Try to have as many kids as possible. Be the machines. It was a number two kids in the city. It America. It's personal. I believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I chose to go there. No, that's different. We're tough on crime in Florida. So it's a, no, most registered. This is how it's all registered. Tampa's what an hour away. Yeah, it's 40th on the list. Look at that. That's crazy. Look at that. Right now. What is New York? What is New York? I can't run New York around a bunch of pedophiles. You can't find New York for 10,000. No, it's not on the list. Of course, it's not a list. No, the top 50. Why would we do that New York? Dirty ass kids want to subway and shit nobody would do with that. What them clean ass kids going to do. That's crazy. New York's like 15 or some shit. Yeah, you guys are freaks. Why would you know that? Because I'm going to a city where he could do what he wanted. Yeah, that's insane. He heard people. Heard people, bro. Yeah, look it up. Check that. 17. It went up. Yo, fucking crazy. I don't believe it's about Orlando. I don't believe it. It's not something to believe or not. He's googling it. Did you trust Djibouti when he Googled it? That one is a fact. Everyone knows that. Well, there's a lot of fact. Every culture person knows it. This is horrifying for you. You know what? Get the camera. Come on. French, bro. No, you might be French. All the French go to fucking Orlando. So they can keep fucking A8. No, this is this is this is very very. What's the age you can say in French? It's like 12 right? You don't even want to look at that. That's what is great brain. That's why I chose Orlando. That's great. In 2021, France established a minimum major percent at 15 mark. Damn. You're all for two right now. I was born to France. My parents moved to a lot of South. That's crazy. Damn. Sorry, brother. All right. No, no, no, no, no. This is it's we do the most sting operation. That's what it is. No, we do the most. Stingeth. Oh, no, we do the most cleanup. You guys in New York, you guys don't snitch. So I just you just what it happened That's true. You guys never snitch into you mark. It's okay It's not your fault This is crazy. I don't this is slander. I don't believe this. Honestly, it is your fault. How would my fault if you decide to live there? I left To protect my family To get away. Yeah, I'm a hero. So you knew it was going on then you ain't say nothing Epstein Son this is crazy, bro. Damn. So you don't say nothing. You just leave. Why do you think it's called Epcot center? I'm telling you man The biggest private residence in New York City any guzzas and you're gonna throw out a guess Hillary Clinton They definitely did you know from Florida that guy not from Florida. He's from Florida. It's from Coney Island Brooklyn Also had a residence in Florida for tax purposes. No, this is a heartbreaking to find out in our great country one of the One of the great establishments Disney World could be involved in something like this. I don't think Disney World is by the way Definitely around it. They're trying to stop it probably. Oh, we gotta do something about it. 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