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the grain mom always taught me to be a pit off the chain i drop it drop change pick it up because i'm anyway uh uh cam with the hoodie hoodie uh he looks like he's about to go wait watch out let's go i don't know what to say so i was like bring it back better than me because when i when i when you say he's about to hoodie wait watch out here we go okay hoodie no no in all seriousness yeah cam looks like he's on a list list uh he has to bring a pie to your house to tell you he's on the list i'm on the list uh get it we're three weeks away from what christmas r kelly take a your body's calling for i'm gonna say it again probably not that's probably probably wrong he's a bad person bad person bad person urine belongs in the urinal and you okay it's not like take your hood off please let me get this off let me get this off what i'm saying is today yeah i'm fueled off of pure red bull and nike tech to hell with your matchas to hell with your quarter zips i do what i do and i stand for who i stand for i'm not i'm not falling to the likes of society i rep my nike tech there's no need for a quarter zip or a matcha you know that tastes like wheatgrass oh you're talking about the the matcha and quarter zip trend now i'm getting on yes sir thank you took you about 10 seconds but thank you sir you know it's crazy i'm you always father of almost two yeah i'm i'm a law-abiding citizen i pay my taxes i this is just comfortable and it matches that's why i own it no crime if i looked like you i would dude i would quarter zip and match it up all the time no no shot because it just you i mean you just get i mean talk about not worrying about when the blue lights hit behind you i go oh golly i wonder if it's officer jenkins you're like you get out of the car before him i go i go come here jake talk to me man we balled it up last sunday hey was that speeding a little bit don't i'll pay it don't worry brother i'll pay you i'll be fine i go here's wallet let's all test how we give our walk to police officers let's do it how would you present a game i want to play okay you know what that's not a game it's not a game you set me up that's all hook and ladder all right we need to go like this you need my wallet right there there's my wallet and you'd be fine my wallets under i go i mean straight to politics didn't we get we got there huh straight to some i mean really deep trauma for my people that's actually that's actually it's it's very real it's a very real thing let's not joke you know let's not joke about it let's not joke about it god bless your son's not gonna have to worry about it he's not and i don't give him my wallet at all i say off pig i just i go you have that on the laser radar detector i wasn't speeding you'd be proven to me and i'll give you whatever you want where's your field supervisor no honestly i don't know you know what i got to do man you know where i live dude that must be nice honestly that must be really nice now i've never abused that power never once have you ever gotten pulled over about six times really i was a speed demon in college well that doesn't count there's so many speed traps in oklahoma oh my god going 80 you look at one little cow out in the field you look up 35 and there's an elementary school i'm like holy oh yeah go right along oh double break my car and it was oh my god it was ronda oh yeah it took me it took me 10 seconds to drop 20 miles an hour yeah it was like brakes sounds like i'm about to blow up yeah i got pulled over a lot you did oh my god i lied to him one time oh my god you got a little frisky with the police officer hoopsie daisy what'd you say to the police officers i take the ticket i go to their little court right hour away from school two hours from my house you little courthouse i had to go wait so so you that means you got a ticket and you went to dispute it yeah oh you're such a carrot there's no way you can ever say no because no no you shut up when i'm speaking to you said i could i go i think it's the well that's what they always say that's what they always say hey if you dispute this whatever you could go you could this is the court exactly yeah but no one does that but i was afraid to tell my parents because i just got a ticket you went to court yeah yes why that's very rational get like the hundred dollars no it was three hundred dollars it was a speed trap in oklahoma i was going 29 miles over oh yeah they could have arrested me no no seriously was it a school zone no but at the 30 they can they can take you he said you're lucky and i was like you're lucky you're wise i go you're lucky you're a good looking man now your teammates are here i'm gonna need them to get out the car i go what do you mean derrick didn't do anything i go i'm driving they go sir are you okay are they in the back are they kind of good on you are you speeding for a reason bub are you trying to get out of town what they make you do yeah no i told him i was like you're lucky you didn't clock me five seconds earlier that definitely would have been over 30 okay so you went to court i take it to court because he was like you can pay this online we're in college we didn't have any money we used to get 20 for a pizza from our mommies yeah and we'd go to the casino and try to triple it to 60 yeah honestly i didn't have 280 to pay a ticket and if we were really down bad we would just have them order it from a state away and show it at our dorm mama i love you uh yes to the to the dorms one large pepperoni if you're feeling whiskey throw the point sticks do you know how down bad i'm gonna get to your story that just reminds me you know how down bad i was in college that you had to teach me and my parents what cash app was i didn't know what cash app was he didn't know he thought he could only get cash yeah when his parents showed up and it was what six and a half hours away i would i thought his parents had to cross state lines for him to get money they mailed me a ziploc bag of cash i swear to god they mailed me a ziploc bag of cash we have that infamous picture where you got it i didn't know what cash app was in college dude they literally ziploc in a snack size bag of wad of cash and we got that he was like cam come in here but lock the door lock the door we're locking we're just looking we're thumbing through twenties it's probably like four hundred dollars and twenty yeah so if that that was like a really good time it's like it's like not even a lot of bills it's not like it's ones we're going yeah there's like 20 pieces of paper in our head oh my god we threw a 20-minute party oh my god we were rich i know i have snapchat videos acting like he was a stripper there's a there's a pig infamous picture of me on a bed in a pink sweatshirt and there's two i lined them up i took my time and i went like this we gotta see this that's what we did in college and we took pictures am i lame am i parents because they knew they knew our our washing took coins so then put like a bunch of quarters in the ziploc bag the ziploc bag was ripping because it was too heavy and oh oh my god so i didn't know about cash app and so he was like one day cam was like hey why don't y'all just use cash that they just send it to your phone and we were like i was like what the hell is that and my mom and my mom was born in the in the tens yeah so so she was like is that safe is that from where who regulates this app of cash who's this who's this website application bank and And I had to change my banking because I still had, you know, like whenever you're a kid, your parents teach you banking, they put you in a kiddie bank. Oh, yeah. I used that until I was 19. So I had to change my bank so I could get cash. I used to buy groceries with a Valero gas station credit card. That's how I bought my groceries. I bought Walmart dairy and produce with a Valero gas station credit card. That's embarrassing. No, the worst is when I went to Valero one time, swiped that for a tank of gas to go see my girlfriend. And I went, said, not going to be able to make it, Liv. Said, I'm going to run some black ops. I'll see you next weekend. Had no money. I hit the limit on a Valero gas. What's the limit? What am I buying to reach the limit? What the hell? Dude, that's funny. Anyway, you went to court. I take it to court, and I go in, and it's this elderly woman. She's super nice. White. Of course. Your favorite. I go, hello, darling. I go, Margaret, you look good today, girl. You had some fun. Tea this morning? She's like, oh, my God. Just get out of here. Just give me the ticket. I'll pay it myself. But I go in. She's talking to me. And remember, this is maybe like literally two months after my first ticket, which I did tell my parents. This was my first time ever. I was like, I don't know what to do. Like, I'm on y'all's insurance. I feel like you should know. Second one, I was like, I can't tell them again. So she asks me, is this your first ticket? Me knowing the answer is no. The correct answer is absolutely not 60 days ago. But the 60 days ago ticket, was in the state of Texas. So I openly lied, thinking she meant, is this your first ticket in Oklahoma? So I said, yeah, it's my first ticket. I was like, this far? Under the counter? I'm like, yeah, it's my first ticket. My toes and everything. I go, and she goes, oh, okay. Well, if it's your first ticket, all you have to do is pay $50. And then you're going to get this code via email to a safety course. You take that, pass the test. And then if you don't get any other traffic violations in 90 days, it's off your record. I go, oh, so, like, it's not going to get reported to the insurance. Nothing. It just goes off. I have a 90-day buffer window. And I just pay you $50. She's like, yeah. Did that. Got out of it. Parents never knew. But then I got four more after. Within the 90 days? And they're like, is this your first? I was like, f***. It's like, it's not my first year. It's not my first year. It's actually my third. I go, yeah, it's my first ticket. I say it again. He just pulls it up. I'm like, just give me the ticket. Yeah, it was bad, bro. That's funny. On that one where it was awkward, I literally was like, I can't say yes anymore. I have one in Texas, one here. I have to lie. I go, officer, I was really just trying to pass the big semi. I said, I got to the left. I did speed. I was trying to pass the truck. He was going slow. And he goes, son, there ain't been a semi in four miles. And I went, no, you just missed him. He went, he's over that hill. He's right there. He's like, son, I was behind you, watching you not pay attention and drive 20 over. He said, you're getting the ticket. Dude, I'm so bad with cops. I haven't got pulled over in a while, knock on wood, hopefully. It's so scary. Because I'm always like, oh, the one at the gym? No, y'all watch me get pulled over. That's crazy. That really was crazy. Like, no binoculars or anything. It was like you were like 200 yards away. And I was like, is he getting searched? He's like, I didn't do anything. It's such a scary experience. No, that really is. Like, I didn't do anything. He goes, whoa, watch your hands. Watch your hands. He goes, I didn't do anything. He goes, that's it. Okay, all right. But why do you think you're so anxious? Why do you? I'm so glad you answered that with your eyes. Really? I was trying to fish you. Oh, yeah, I mean, dude, the world is sad. It sucks. A few bad apples, hopefully. That sucks, yeah, hopefully. I mean, this is it. What do I say? I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, I had a thought. I had a thought going into the New Year. I was like, maybe we mature up a little bit. We start talking about real world. And this is like, no chance. Let me calm us down. Yeah, yeah. Flip the script. Talk to me, Daddy. How was your week? How was your week? And I want to know. I do care. You look good. There's a piece. A beard kind of sticking out over there outside of that little sticky part. You look great. How was your week? Hey, man. So if you don't know already, the last couple episodes were prerecorded. Yes. So everybody got a week off for the week of Thanksgiving. We're back on regular scheduled programming. These are real time episodes now. So we're just coming off of Thanksgiving in real time right now. Thank you for the week, by the way. Thank you for the week. Yeah, not having for Christmas. You get two days. I feel, well, okay. And then we get to even the day off. Perfect. That's fine. That's fine. It's all you need. All you need. You can make a lot of shit in 48 hours. No, I'm just kidding. But we had a week off. I went back home to Austin. I went back to my family's house. Great time. Beautiful city. Great time. Dogs not doing good, man. I got to experience him twice on FaceTime. Oh, Mally, Mally, Malcolm. Oh, Malcolm. Voldemort. I mean, Voldemort was there. And Austin was with me. Oh, my God. Oh, no, that's not her first time. She's been several times. But she was just like, man, every time we go, man. It's just like, he's getting more gray. Eyes are getting more milky. Yeah, she talked to me. Because she knows it's going to hurt when they automatically put a nine in him. Or however they do that. I don't think they use a Glock. Depends. But you're going to be. Now, I want to be the first to say this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are going to be extra rude in the couple of days that follow your dog's passing. No, I just hope you know there's no joke that's off limits. Because that's how I get over deep, dark jokes. I'm going there. Exactly. I'm going there. But the thing with you, though, let's call a spade a spade. Yeah, yeah. No jokes off limits until we hit that one that is off limits. And you just had to act like it wasn't. So you'll joke about your own dead dog for 20 minutes. I'll slide in and be like, oh, dude, yeah, that was like a two-legged dog right before he left. We should call him two-legged Malcolm. And you'll literally turn around and be like, that's why your kid's ugly. And I go, I go, oh. I was like, all right, Malcolm. Like, you'll, that's you. But it is, it's your coping. It's your coping. Yeah, it's my coping. But he's really not doing well. He's happy. He's not in pain. That's good. But his motor skills are failing. I want to ask you a very honest question. I saw him talking to a wall. And I was like, brother, you got it. He was like this. And I said, Malcolm, who are you talking to? And he couldn't hear me. And so I was like, oh, man, dude. And then he fell over because his legs failed him. No, you need to. He did like one of these. And I was like, didn't know you could bend like that. That's impressive. Yeah. I think there's a term for that. A sploof, I believe. A spoof? A sploof. Isn't that what they. Not to be confused with a spliff. Not to smoke. A sploof is when dogs go on their belly and their back legs go out. Now, typically, it's from herding dogs that do it on purpose, stretch those joints. I think his was more kind of. Involuntary. Involuntary. Kind of just had to accept the sploof. Yeah. But the mental, the fortitude's still there. Because we were throwing the pigskin in the backyard. And his mind was, I'm involved in this game. His body said, no, we're not. He said, no, you're not. Sit down. Yeah, no, he said he watched and he was like this. I was like, yeah, that's about as much as you can give me at this point. His third bark, he's like. He said. I'm going to pierce up. Okay, honest question, honest question. We can move on from my dad because I have other. We have plenty of stuff. My dad. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. Mike's like a concrete wall when it comes to emotions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he got teared up and he was real sad when Dusty passed. Yeah. Now, one thing he said that he always wanted to do and he made sure when they took him in, my dad went and bought a bag of Hershey Kisses. Oh. He said all dogs deserve chocolate before they pass because we can't give it to them while they're here. Okay. Are you going to do that with Malcolm? Malcolm's already had chocolate. Now we know why he's in the stage. No, but he's. But if we. If we can't, he goes, I flick him up. I flick him up. He's got a cup every time I see him. I'll be like this. You want some? There you go, Malcolm. He goes. No, but I was saying like in his younger years, he would just get into some chocolate, but he was always fine. But I'm saying he's lived longer than 90% of dogs. Can I say that? He's way past his expiration date. No, he's like 18 years old and he's a big breed. Yeah. He's a crazy. He's an anomaly in itself. So any time we're like, you know, it's fine. We, you know, sometimes he sleeps hard. We've pushed him. We like, when I. Malcolm. Malcolm. You're like, is this it? Malcolm. Then he goes. All right. He's still got it. Anyway, dog's going to die, but it's fine. Oh, don't. No, but I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to do it at the house. I'm not going to, I'm going to pay for somebody to do it at the house. I don't want, he hates it. Do what? Put him down at the house. I don't want him to get put down at the, he hates the vet. You're not going to let him go out on like a natural limb? You said he's not in pain. Just let that go to sleep one time. Never wakes up. Ideally, that would be the case. Yeah. I'm saying. What? What? What? You just exploded. What? What? Are you going to bury him? Who's going to carry him out? You are. Preston is. Preston's going to go, oh, Malcolm. It's so funny. It's really not, but it is really funny. Hold on, Pierce. I'm not going to tax Dermot. I get taxed Dermot. Are you going to bury him though? No. Is that what you're going to do? - Is that white? Is that highly Caucasian? - Once they take 'em, they usually take 'em I don't want you to take him out. I don't want that. That's some white people. The same day they take him out the front door, I'm getting rid of his leash, his bowl. No, I'm going to keep his collar. There you go. Smell it. My mom, now, it's not going to be like hitting a good old whiff of that YSL. It's going to be, yeah, you're going to be smelling 18-year-old dog dead flesh. It's not going to, I don't think you're going to get that hit of dopamine. You're going to be like, oh, I miss Malcolm. Gosh! You're going to be like, oh. The You Should Know Podcast. I was at home for Thanksgiving, right? Dog's not doing well. Family's great. Everything's good. It was a fun time. It's good to see. That's the longest I've been home in a long time. Yes. Your grandma looked good, by the way. What the? Okay, get your mind out. She always looks sweet. Because, again, she is up there. She is old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looks great. She looks good. What is she, 91? No, like 92, 93, something like that. Yeah, she looks great. She does not. She does not look 90s. Very cognitive as well. Every time you see her, she is. Every time you see her, she looks how my grandma did in, like, her 70s. Yeah. And I know there's a reason, but I'm saying it's impressive. Every time I'm like, yeah, she's great. She's great. But so we had Thanksgiving, right? The food was good. They watched the podcast, and they saw us ragging on the food. Yeah. And honestly, they had, like, a Michael Jordan comeback. Oh, they did? They retired, and they came back. Food was fantastic. But since it was so good, we ran out of the library. We ran out of leftovers quick. Now, where we live in Austin, it takes a while to go get the food. Like, if you want to go out and get food or, like, you know, restaurants and all, it takes a while to go do that. So, any time after the Thanksgiving leftovers were done, whenever I was at home, I was like, hey, I can DoorDash something to the house. Of course you can. DoorDash Bandit. I love DoorDash. I'm a DoorDash proponent. I use it so much. Not a sponsor, but if you want to, please, I will do it. Can I say, I do have a gripe with DoorDash. Oh, oh. Huge gripe with DoorDash. This is the first time this has ever happened to me. Okay. I think DoorDash bicyclers should be banned. There's people that bike. Y'all have never got your DoorDash on a bicycle? I think worst, worst travel case scenario is like an Accord. No, no. Is what I get it. No, I've got, I got DoorDash bicycle. Okay. No, no, no, no, not a motorcycle. Or not a dirt or motorbike, but a crinkly mother pulled up to my house with a hammock, a bicycle and a basket right in the back. Pulling up four miles like this. This is how we break this. Everybody saw you. Now, can I say, am I wrong for thinking that? No, that is. If you ordered a hot meal, a kiss. It's gone. It's gone. Goodbye. And whenever. And whenever you go to DoorDash something, right? It says you could pick the time you want an express. You want it regular or you can schedule it. I'm a, I'm a gluttonous. Yeah. I hit express every time I'll pay the extra expedited. Yes. I'll pay the extra three 99 on every meal. But that means I want my now. Right. So don't send me. Don't send me the on the Lambert feedies. I don't want Forrest Gump delivering my meal. Put it in a TRX. Put it in a TRX. And use all 800 ponies. And so I'm sitting there, but it's naked, right? I'm sitting there, but naked hand on the genitalia as I do for comfort, right? I'm hooking. I'm hooking. I got two fingers up the gooch. I'm in there sitting, sitting pretty and comfy. Huh? You said, oh, I wonder when this, I wonder when this burger's getting here. I'm in myself like a bass right now and a fishing hook. All right. I'm, I'm sitting there comfortable as all hell. Golly. But naked watching stranger things. Watching a bunch of 20 year olds pretend like they're 14. I'm watching that, right? I order my door dash expedited, right? You should get here in 10 to 12 minutes. That's what it says on the door dash application. 45 minutes later, I'm like, where is my door dash? I look at my application. These even had the audacity to put a bicycle icon as they're routing him towards my house. Oh, no, no, no. Your application should. Do not be that advanced. Do not show me with a monopoly piece of a bicycle that my food's going to be late and cold. And can I say, I was, it was, it was like 1130 PM. That's dangerous for them. The guy didn't even have a light on his. He was blindly going down my dark neighborhood with no headlight or, or reflective gear. Reflective vest. No. He didn't have taillights. No. Oh, this guy. Oh, he's dude. This. I mean, that door. Dash application. That, that was probably his last chance. Oh, dude. I, I literally looked at him. I was like, you, I was, you, you saw, I paid the extra and his tip was probably $7. Oh, $7 tip, $2 delivery fee, $4 expediting, six bucks of tax. And then I, so he hands me my ice cold McDouble, right? Ice cold McDouble in a bag. I'm about to, I'm hot. I'm about to, I don't even say thank you. I'm a very thankful person. I'm giving to, so I take my bag from, I take my bag from like this. I'm going to walk back into my humble abode. Do you have clothes on now? I got a little bit of draws on a little bit of drop, but I'm hanging loose. He saw me. He saw it. I was blessed. All of us. He saw it. I was blessed with, and I turned around and showed him the tuft. So I take the McDonald's bag. I'm pissed off. I'm going back into my home, right? He goes, wait, excuse me, bike man. I say, what? And he goes, got to take a picture of it. I'm in my drawers, dog. I'm like, no, I should have gave him straight tough. You go picture this. You just hold the bag like this. And the part is he doubled the first one. He was like, hold on, hold on for pleasure. You delete that. You're not even in the app, are you? You're in the camera. And he's showing me. He's like, I got to do it again, bro. So there's a picture of me on somebody's on the DoorDash corporation of me. Hairy and fat, just naked, holding McDonald's at 1130 p.m. Like this pissed off. So that happened to me and to DoorDash incorporated. Take off that bicycle thing. That's not even efficient for anything. That is, that is unbelievable. That is not. Okay, I'm not going to lie. I also had a door that this is why this is serendipitous. I also have you vote piss on me. Oh, piss on me. Oh, piss on me. The body's calling for you said piss on me. I went straight into R. Kelly. It was a great call back. Now you want to talk about comedic timing call? But if we were on stage, that would have been crazy. They would have. I don't promote people promoted either. I do make jokes. I'm just going to spell serendipitous. Uh, S E R E N. Serendip the IP. Now the Ipidus part. Now that Ipidus at the end, serendipitous, serendip. D I D I P dip in this. Maybe it's a, maybe it's as simple as I N D I O U S serendipity. I, I, I, you could have smoked any words. I was like, I'm like, Oh, R L J. It was like that soup that has all the letters in it. I got it. I got to talk about soup in a minute. Go ahead and with the, I got to talk the alphabet soup. Oh, never was a big, never was a big guy. I always got the one that you had the O's. What were those called? SpaghettiOs. SpaghettiOs them. Dude, can we talk about if you eat spaghettiOs now, you will instantly probably your pants or throw up. Well, this kind of leads, this leads it. I'm sorry. I don't want to cut off your time yet, but it goes into my top. One of the topics I have. Okay. Well then wait, wait, no, well, I mean, it was actually the most laid up transition of all time, like going through a Euro step, but it's fine. Go for it. No, you go. Cause I feel like I don't want it. You go. Okay. Yeah. Basically with door dash. Same thing. Hey, I mean, I don't think we'll ever get such a smooth transition ever again. Like ever. I mean, that was your podcast. The podcast. God say, here's a transition of a light bulb. That's okay. Okay. Door dash. I'll try to find a way to get the transition again. I will love you. I I'm Chris Paul. You just be Blake Griffith. Say something. I'll say, okay, I'll say, I go stoop. I go anyway, that's door. That's so perfect. Just look at you. So my door dash, this same, it was the same. Yeah. Leftovers were literally same, but not a bike and not at midnight. That's crazy. We order and this we're in Oklahoma. So everything's far away. It off rip. I do not expedite. I'm a cheap, you know, this obviously. So it says 42 minutes away and I go, wow, I should just go and get it. But we've already put the order 42 minutes pass. No one has rang. No one has knocked. I look at the. Yeah, 45 minutes away. Oh, no. I call the guy I go, what is happening? And he goes, so sorry. I don't know why it said your order was active. I had a whole nother order before you. So I literally, I get, I get the group. I go, Hey, are we still doing this? They're all like, yeah, we're hungry. We're just watching football. It's fine. I go, all right. So 45 minutes comes, the guy shows up. I go, thank God he hands us a bag. Mind you, we ordered for eight people. He hands us a bag, probably enough food for you and me. And I go, I go, that's not good. That's not my order. He goes, yeah, it is. I go, no, it's not. I go, do you think that can feed eight people? And he looks at it. He goes, aren't you Jennifer? Now, I might pass as a Jennifer, right? Maybe Jen. I'm not going to lie. Never mind. That's too far. Now, y'all knowing me and my Karen tendencies. Oh, you got an earful. My Karen tendencies and when she gets switched off the route, like it's not staying on plan. So I look at him and I go, word for it. I was like, do I look like a Jennifer? He goes, no, no, no. I know you always are saying that. What's the app name on her? I go, Olivia. I go, now, I'm not a woman, right? But my wife is Olivia, not Jennifer. That's not our food. He pulls up his phone. It was like a scene out of a movie. They're like, oh, I got the flux capacitor. He goes, oh, man. Man, I'm so sorry. I'm pretty sure I gave your order to Jennifer and I have hers. And I go, you mean to tell me you handed a single woman 20 burgers? And I get a 10-piece nugget. And he goes, yeah, well, I can go back and get it. And I go, brother, it's been an hour and a half. Yeah, no, it's over. So I think I'm going to take this inside and I'm going to request a refund. Yeah. Please don't do that. My tip will go with it. Oh, yeah. Oh, doordash. Oh, we love you. We love you. Again, bad apples. Bad apples. Overall, I'm talking 99 out of 100 chips are good. Now, this was that one. Yeah. I was so close to exploding and just circles everywhere like that old soup we used to talk about. Yeah. I was so close to exploding little bits and pieces everywhere. It would almost look like a can of SpaghettiOs like soup. Oh. Okay. Okay. Yeah. What are you now? You got to be intrigued with soup for so soup soup. I go, it's so this is the stupidest one. This is great. I got soup physically. I mean, everybody in the comments right now. So I go, we ain't that, bro. So everybody in the comments type in soup right now. Your favorite soup. Please have soup. Not again. You got to start eating bro, start eating like peers almost passed out again on the fourth camera. Oh my God. Okay, jeans are too tight. It's a belt. Buggles killing him. You should know podcast. Now, I don't know if you saw over the weekend. Do you see the thing about Campbell's chicken noodle soup? The CEO? No. Oh my God. You haven't seen this. Not at all. Love breaking news to you. Yeah. So wait, so when's the last time you had? I Campbell's chicken noodle soup. Probably three years. When did you start making money? Well, hell about three years. About three years. Well, that has nothing to do with the money though. That's not what the CEO said. The CEO of Campbell's chicken noodle soup got caught on a recorded, uh, like a recorded speech. I think he was having a meeting. He was having a meeting with his people and he got somebody, some snitch in the company was recording, was recording the CEO talking, right? And this is what he said about his audio file. We have an audio file. No, it's not. No, honestly, honestly, that's not my role. And I tried to do something that I'm not capable of and I failed bad. So here we go. Round table. This is the, this is the Campbell chicken noodle soup CEO talking about Campbell's. There's no way. That's true. I don't. I don't want to eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3d printer. So, so if you don't know, he goes, if you didn't really hear what he said, he said, first thing he said, first off, sound like he was a war zone. Like there was, there was so much background noise. Where was he? I don't know. Was he in the middle of target on black Friday? Like that was, that was so much chatter. Basically what he said, the first thing he said. I don't need Campbell's chicken noodle soup. Made for poor people. Oh man, I'm not going to lie. Okay. So first of all, so wrong to say very wrong. So wrong to say levels of wrongness. Well, I mean, let's be honest, it, it, we, we used to eat it cause it was the cheap alternative, right? I was good. I loved it. I liked it. It made me feel, it made everything feel homey. Like it was a good, it was a good broth. Yes. And I had, I had the good old Bovid 19 earlier this year or 20, whatever we're on. Yeah. Bovid 25. I got sicker this year and my caretaker who is Voldemort, the girl that was taking care of me, she gave me Campbell's right. And now she's going to get sued because he goes, I don't even know what's in that anymore. He goes, no one wants to. Eat that bio-engineered meat made from a 3d printer. Yeah. That is, how do we feel that the CEO of Campbell's chicken noodle soup said that their meat is made a 3d printer. I don't know. I had something right there. That was real. Yeah. I literally was thinking about it and I kind of had, because I had chicken this morning, not from Campbell's, but I mean, by God, if they use a 3d printer, those things aren't scarce, every company and have a 3d printer, dude, that, oh my God. First off, has he been. Fired or has he stepped down? Yes. I think he got fired. Okay. Yes. I think he was not immediately on the chopping block after that. Oh my God. And then there's more stuff that came out. Apparently he, there is the, that, that rat, one of the rat employees that when snitched them off was saying like, he would shout out that guy. Shout out to him. He's a, I mean, he's a snake certified bonafide snitch rat, but I mean, you know, street credit anymore. I mean, people are still buying Campbell's. I mean, Campbell's sales went up today. I'm sure somebody bought Campbell's today. Somebody. Somebody across the street bought Campbell's. 100%. I mean, honestly. Across the street. Yeah. They bought Campbell's. Yeah. But he, he showed, apparently showed up to work high and like he was saying some racist stuff. I mean, that sounds like a typical CEO. It does. It does. And it's sad, but it does. It does. Now. Shows up on a little bit of Coke, says some racial things and he just makes $10 million that day. Right. So let's be honest about Campbell's chicken noodle soup. I, it was a part of my childhood, my teenage years, and I still kind of ate it as an adult. Retweet. Now I'm not a soupy guy. Anytime I eat soup. I make it. Or I have someone to make it. Yeah. Right. I don't make it. That's what I'm saying. You definitely have somebody to make it. Okay. But I have. Your soup would be rice and beef. Yeah. Here's my soup. But I have like homemade soup now. Yes. Looking back at Campbell's chicken noodle soup. Can we be honest? If you're buying that, isn't your fault? I'm, I'm going to have to put my chip on. Yes. Yes. It is. It is. Because they sell that at 7-Eleven. Oh God. They sell it at 7-Eleven. Right. They sell their chicken noodle soup at 7-Eleven. Remember the last time. Something's happening. Like you keep talking about it. Campbell's. I'm getting an actual reaction. But there's nobody that should be truly surprised about that either. Right? That it's 3D printed meat. Oh. You got. Now that you have something. You thought the were real vegetables and chicken? No. Oh. I knew the vegetables weren't real. Yeah. The vegetables. Every single one of them tasted like nothing. Nothing. Think about that. There was no taste. Salt. To any veggie. I mean, and it's the saltiest food I've ever had. Did you say fruit? Oh. Bro. The chicken. Oh my God. No. No. No. Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup is made with water, 3D printed food. And power. And electricity. They're like, here's salt and a little bit of shot. And then we're going to ship it out to the 7-Eleven. As a matter of fact, let's make 8 million of those cans today. Yeah. Dude. That is. It doesn't surprise me though. At all. It's not. Yeah. Bro. The more we move, the more we keep going. Yeah. Into the future. Yeah. It's literally not surprising. It's not. But I don't. And I genuinely. I don't really find a problem with it either. See. As long as it's not going to kill people. It's like. That's like. If it's killing people. Wrong. See. But every. Okay. Now. Now. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to flip the table here. Right. Every single. If you. You can talk to somebody. And everyone is going to have one thing that they say is terrible for you. Yeah. And if you do that enough times, everything you touch is terrible for you. Right. You go organic. Oh. You're getting processed stuff. It's terrible. It's all fake. Oh. Lunch meat. Cancerous. Everything. Yeah. So. It's like. I'm overall pretty healthy. And I've eaten nothing. Nothing. But processed. Yeah. So. It's like. I'm kind of liking how everything's shaping out. I'm going to stick to it. But. I'm right there with you. I like. I don't care. Unless it's like. Literally linked. To like. If you eat this. You will get this. Die. Yeah. internet for it we do not have enough chickens we do not have enough meat supplies we don't have it we have ready ready that's another one because this is an unbelievable one again i was going to bring up i saw this couple yeah like a mom and dad they went down a rabbit hole of like doing the math behind mcdonald's so i'm going to drop this mcdonald's math okay mcdonald's sells 6.5 million burgers a day a day yes that's a lot 6.5 million burgers a day okay one full-sized own cow can produce approximately 2,000 burgers okay okay so to keep up with that standard in one month not a quarter not q1 not a week one month you need 97,500 cows thank you one month yeah that that's we don't have that many cows and that's only for and you mcdonald's and that's only that's for mcdonald's that's only for mcdonald's there's bro no no no no no iso iso break me off iso no and this is to all you on tiktok all you on instagram all you on youtube and spotify a year ago over two years ago maybe i said there is not enough chickens or cows or meat supply on this earth for as much meat and eggs and all that stuff that we use and you're like oh no we have farms and all that your farm get them y'all are eating penguin eggs Sioux pigeon foot 3d printed campbell chicken noodle meat and monkey knuckles and yo careful and y'all are all and y'all all made fun of me paying so stupid the guy from the ysk podcast is so dumb guess what i'm right get him you just needed some people with some farm animals to tell you but when the guy on the podcast says it two years ago he's all crazy get him and that's happened time and time again i said about the aliens i said it about everything and it always comes out a year later of me being right so to everybody that's hating on this podcast and hating on me i'm right and you're wrong and i want an apology in the comment section on every platform we have and stamp that and take it to your bank i've been right the whole time i'm tired of everybody saying that i've been wrong i'm tired of it i'm so thankful you said that and honestly you too because you get on here you get on here when i initially made the argument that's initially you say you've been proven right so dumb you're so stupid i'm right and you're wrong and i deserve from you i deserve the best go pay and i want your lungs to fall out of your ass the way you do it right now boy three two one go pay to go pay to go pay to go pay to go pay to that's my pay to that's your pay to he's paid Go Peta, go Peta, that's your Peta, go Peta, who's your Peta? He's your Peta, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, sir, no, sir, no, sir, no, sir, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - I told y'all. - Let me get a look at that tough. - Hey. - Told you. - Hey. - Go pay to. - I told you, round of applause. - Get 'em. - I'm not gonna lie, the fact that he just goes round of applause. We instantly go. - The You Should Know Podcast. - I'm good, okay, I have something else. Speaking of fake. - Breathe, breathe, master battle. Breathe. - Execute order 66. - One more round of applause for me. - At home, at home, in your car, wherever you're at. - Clap right now. If you're not clapping, then you're not listening. - If you're not clapping, you're eating pigeon knuckle. - Yeah, yeah, you are, little pterodactyl beak. You're eating that wooly mammoth liver. - You're eating that proboscis monkey snout. - That's funny, Tron. - You're chewing on. - Tron, Tron. Now. - Oh my God, we're not eating real food. - Speaking of, I don't care either. I'm fine eating fake food. I really don't care. - No, but we really, like, genuinely. Again, I don't even wanna say it on the off chance they wanna come through on the sponsor vetting. We should not be eating this. - No, I will always eat this food. And I will say I'm proud to take that partnership and sponsorship. - No, that's the thing. I will, too. I will, too, but I'm saying. - Not for the money, because I do eat that product. I have McDonald's. - No, I eat it all the time. I can't say no to it. - You can't. I don't want to. - This thing goes right out the window. - Don't take me. - I go, oh, I'm doing so good. They go, oh, you want the McPick Five? I go, give me two. - Every time. Speaking of fake stuff, right? So I'm at that weird age, right, where I still internally feel like a kid, but a lot of people around me are getting married and engaged and having kids and all that. Well, you, that should be a sale for you, bud. Like, no, no, you're not saying. - I can't be a kid? I can't be your little street friend down the corner? - No, no, no. So I see like people like having kids, and people that are younger than me having kids, like people that were freshmen when I was a senior, they're having kids and getting married, and I'm like, you didn't give life a chance, sorry. Like a little bit of fun? I'm kidding. - I know a freshman when I was a senior has a nine-year-old. - And I'm not kidding. - That's a victim, that's not funny. Dude, when I was in middle school. - Think about that. - I was a sixth grader. There was an eighth grader that was pregnant. That made me real sad. And when I was a kid, I was like, whoa. But now as an adult, I'm like, that's so sad. - That's very sad. - So sad, anyway. - That's very sad. - Anyway, speaking of that's fake, right? I'm at the age where I'm going on Instagram, and every day I feel like I see people getting engaged or like proposing to their significant other, right? Can I say, I don't understand certain engagement pictures and how they're taken. - Now I can join the conversation. - I think a lot of y'all be faking y'all's engagements. There's no way. 'Cause I saw, okay, so like. - Paint the picture. - So you know whenever you're going on Instagram or whatever, and you see the moment where somebody got on a knee and the girl's like, oh my God, right? - Yeah. - 'Cause it makes sense that there's a photographer there, and like the girl would be surprised. - Yes. - 'Cause it's a public area or somewhere where people can hide and do this, right? - Yeah. - But recently, I've been seeing a lot of engagement pictures in an open field. - Dolo. - Dolo, and both parties are dressed up. - With words that say William Marion. - Not even that, because I can get that where it's like, okay, you're walking into a scene, like, oh my God, this is shocking, like, oh, this is the proposal. But there's none of that. I'm talking about an open farm field. - Just grass. - Grass. The girl's super dressed up to the nines, the guy's super dressed up to the nines, and it's the nicest photo I've ever seen. - Yeah. - Now, I would get it if the girl's just like, okay, yeah, I'm getting engaged, yeah, like, cool. It's the part where they're acting surprised. - Yeah, what do you think's gonna happen? You think we're pulling up to a drive-in movie? I'm in a three-piece suit. - And we're in the field, and we don't know this guy with the camera. We don't know him. - Well, how are you surprised, ma'am? - Have you ever seen him, ever? No, is that our car? No, we got a rental, we rented a Corvette, yes. What do you think, we're taking a picnic? - Yeah. - You're in six-inch heels. - Yeah, we have never gotten this dress up and gone to a field, ever. - Ever, ever, do I have a new tumor? No, is that the ring box in my pocket? Yes, now that's far. But I'm just saying, like, I was looking at these pictures, and there was this girl and her man, and I'm so happy for you, and I'm sounding like a hatin' , and I'm not hatin'. - It's not hatin', it's the, it's critique. - I wanna be in, I wanna be a fly on the wall, and say, how dumb are you if you are surprised by it? Like, I don't know, like, I'm not trying to be-- - Now, now, do we give the women benefit of the doubt? - Yeah. - They're faking the emotion. - No, 'cause we appeal to the guy. - I don't wanna make this a woman-man thing. I wanna say the people in general, 'cause it could be man-man, woman-woman, however you're engaged. - That's true. - I just wanna say, don't, if you're faking it, don't. You can be happy, but, like, you knew on the car ride. We took a 45-minute car ride. - We left town! Like, no, we're not going to eat! - My part is, the camera guy. There's no way the camera guy didn't give it up. - Yeah, there's a stranger with you in your proximity, and it's only the three of you. - We're in an open field. Like, literally, this was like, open farm field. The girl was super dressed up in a dress. The guy was super dressed up in, like, a button-up, tucked in, looked good. They looked great. - Crisp. - They're in a, nothing, like, a farm field. Acres. - Not even a table. - Nothing. - Not a blanket for a picnic. - Nothing. - You're not a movie screen. There's nothing. - And it was one of those farm fields, where it's not freshly manicured lawn. You had to go like this a couple times. - Oh, yeah, there's that tall grass, that real aesthetic grass. - Where are you, what, at what point, and the crazy part, the picture was like this. No, you're not. - No, you're not. - That's a fake emotion. - What were you thinking, as we're stepping over tumbleweeds, and the guy with the 70X zoom is following us like this? - The guy with the Sony 20 to 70 steps on a branch. You turn around, he's like this. What do you think you're a part of? - Like, I get parks and stuff like that. Like, yours was in a Japanese tea garden. - You hid in a bush inside of a mountain. - Yes, and you took her to this trip, and it was a vacation, all this. Like, it was fine. Or you're like, go to a restaurant, or wherever. It's like, I get it, you could be surprised, but you're in a farm, like, there's no way. And who's this guy with the camera? I'm sorry, it's bothering me. - I love it, and that's so true. And that is a brilliant genius point. If you don't propose in public, yeah you are not allowed to act surprised on your post no especially if it's we should go find them and just go fake and just leave that just a drive-by comment fake oh and i feel like i know this girl and like we went to school together and i love her she's great i don't love her i don't really know her like she was cool when i did i know this i know i feel bad because i know this girl and we went to school together i actually love this girl wait no i don't love her i actually don't know her too much but like i remember she was super nice and i don't want to take away her special moment right oh but i don't like being lied to either oh yeah no don't lie to me i don't even care if your post is not for me it's clearly not for me it's for all of your followers but you're lying to all of us now i am a follower you are lying to me do not do that you're not surprised you knew jacob was getting on it yeah you probably have your thing rehearsed like you've been dating for nine years yeah it's like you're about to give an ultimatum what do you think he's doing taking it out there to sing to you what are we do you're getting proposed to this should be a picture like happy yeah smiling oh my god maybe tears from just overall over excitement yeah you're not this should not be your image you're not surprised we think he's taking you out there to ask you to duel yeah no that's funny that is hilarious oh my god that's so true but i can't make fun because i you know in voldemort i was i literally asked her like week three of us like being together i was like if i propose to you right now and i meant i was like would you say yes she's like no so i can't i can't make fun of me that's good though yeah that's good if you said yes run for the hills she said no that's a good woman strong mind strong will i learned a lot like my father because we're talking about their engagement and he he asked my mom to marry him two weeks into dating she said no we you know we we visit that quite often how come both of our dads were i mean if you ask the right person they're considered a creep no they were creepy yeah our moms are just dumb i guess your your dad is washing your mom's car while she's clocked in my dad's watching my mom in a bowling league and then she turns around he's vanished yeah i mean that's mike 101 yeah unbelievable you should know podcast okay our head of operations big dog k-rod made the biggest he made a tick talk about this did you know that taco bell sells burgers see i now i heard you and him talking about that i still don't believe it's a secret menu it's a secret menu no it's not it's it's taco bell but it's a secret taco burger bell that's when you go to in and out they don't have animal style on the on the menu you just got to know it yeah but they're not selling you fried chicken so back in a long time ago taco bell used to like have it on their main menu like some type of burger but now they just have it on their secret menu and i knew you'd be skeptical about it and a lot of the audience is probably skeptical about it so i brought some we're going to try the secret menu taco bell burger no you do not that's a burger yeah look right here this isn't this cannot be taco bell burger my god it's dead it is this is more meat than a regular patty now we're going to taste test it better than mine here we go so look at this i'm gonna look it's literally oh it's literally just a taco in a burger bun actually looks fantastic this is unbelievable it literally is a taco in a burger bun so we're gonna taste this i venture to say we're the first podcast to taste test this this is cannot be okay is it like certain locations i don't know how do you know they have a secret menu robbie told me i mean look at robbie he knows i understand that's the point of secrecy but i'm saying how do i like can i get this in monroe louisiana at that taco i don't know so that like whenever i went to in and out like initially took like two years to figure out they had animal style fries and the only and do you know what a flying dutchman is at in and out what exactly oh my god are we tasting taste testing the taco bell burger cheers cheers bud oh bun to bun i was gonna ruin my calories oh my god it really just like tastes like a a taco spicy ain't it spicy it's fire though that's fire yeah that was really good it literally tastes like a taco it literally is a taco i don't know what that sauce is on it though that sauce got some heat i love salsa what do you put the hell is is that diablo like golly they put some extra that what is it it's a hot sauce i'll tell you that yeah mine's a little warm dude but holy no it's a hot i haven't get i haven't hit mine yet do you no you don't have this hot this is so god not a kid we put the world's hottest hot sauce on it no no dude at first i was like okay it's tacos i like spice i can we put the world on the world's hottest hot sauce on it there's no taco bell burger no no no no no no like when it hits the tongue it's horrible when you swallow it you're oh y'all said in the comments i'd never be able to bring them again i got them water no no you dude water oh my god oh that boy said he got a little kick to it hey i don't even know how i got a little bit of my clip and it was oh no please please no please please water please just one of them water or milk i don't give a hurry please please water water water first water always helps oh my god i took such a big bite stupid i was about to say hey bro i'm not getting the sauce what point in the burger did you hit it i was hoping you'd still eat it what is it let me see the bottom bun that's where we that's where we put the hot sauce show and tell i mean it's impossible to tell actually oh oh my god dude it's kind of hard to tell but it's all that orange and red oh man how hot is this hot man it's always hot it's when you swallow it it's literally it's the world's hottest hot sauce is that same one it's the same one i'm the prank master dog hey i will always get you to eat spicy stuff regardless y'all thought i couldn't do it oh man you're all right oh dude it's every time you don't understand because you haven't done this you can't have a touch a good day oh okay cam i'll give you god oh i'll give you two hundred dollars i'll give you two hundred dollars if you finish the burger i don't need two under that man five hundred five hundred dollars if you finish the whole burger oh that'd be nice no i'd no i can't i actually can't i'm not doing that that's that's that's a form of self-abuse and i know for anybody in the comments unless you literally have consumed this you think i'm gay no we still have to film something i think i'm gassing it it's when you swallow it oh oh the back of your tongue is on oh kip is it that bad it's not that bad i swear to god then you bite it you take two bites of that it's not that bad it's literally the first like as far back as you can touch on your tongue it is it like it's like you touch it to a stove hey there's you know the crazy you know not that bad mic you're sweating bad bro your whole it's hot because it's your it's your head it's your hey you know the crazy part is this makes me a bad friend and i'm sorry robbie was going to the store yesterday to get hot sauces and he found a hot sauce and it said it was really hot and it was like it was like one of the hottest ones and i was like robbie i was like i know there's hotter oh my god oh wow i know there's hot and so he was like literally and he goes this one's thirty dollars more why don't you spin on this sauce oh that burp was hot hey boy turned into a dragon i like i'm i'm not kidding i took two full bites yeah thinking i'm getting some secret menu so you have to bear with me for a little all right my head's itching I don't like milk! Yeah, Cam, I heard milk helps. Hey, you know you shouldn't trust me. There's always two parts to a break. That milk's like, It's a fire. We should take a break. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you feel? Hot. I feel hot, bro. Unless you literally have a numb tongue. Numb tongue syndrome. If you have numb tongue syndrome, if you swallow that hot sauce, you are screwed. You are utterly screwed. It's nonsense. I believe. For years on this podcast, it has been a thing of me pranking Cam with hot sauce. I've done it in literally every way imaginable. And even, you know, the comments said that they don't think it could happen again. I believed it couldn't happen again. Me and Robbie concocted this last night. And, I mean, I'm so glad that we were able to get you. It might be another year until we can get you. If it's all in sport, I will give props for props. Dude, that was well thought out. It was planned. It was executed. You had me thinking there was a burger. A burger from a taco joint? Yeah. Golly. You know, presenting Cam with some new food, he's bound to eat it. Oh, I'm going for it. You could have gave me a jelly donut and filled it with hot sauce. Not a bad idea. Now, can I say this? You're a year from today. I will confidently claim this. No one working for You Should Know Studios and on our flagship show, the You Should Know Podcast, I will never be pranked with hot sauce or hot foods or spice. Never. It will never happen. I am unprankable. Never. Never. With hot sauce. I'm going on record saying that. Challenge accepted. It will not happen. You're unprankable or unprankable with hot sauce? Unprankable with hot sauce. Challenge accepted. Yeah, you're asking for it. Yeah, challenge accepted. Bro, it's been years. We've been doing this shit like three years. Literally, K-Rob flips the burgers. You're pranked today. He wouldn't do that. You just set a bounty for yourself. Okay, but that would have been Robby getting me. That would have been his prank. Can I say? Your prank. Because this prank was a me and Robby prank. I'm going to go team up with Einstein over here, and we're going to do some to get you back. Okay. We can put that on the record. I don't think that it's going to happen for me. What if we did the most invasive thing ever? We're doing like a quiz or something. Robby turns his corner and he just goes, shoots you in the neck, and it's just like a dart with hot sauce. You straight into your bloodstream. I'm doing my laugh. I'm like this, like mouth all wide open, eyes open. Let's go. You go pepper spray high. I just mace you. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, it would be the last day of YSKP. Oh, yeah. It would be the end of it. But, you know, so it is the holiday season. God. It is the holiday season, man. We got a lot coming up this month. Over on Patreon, which is the best place on earth. The memberships have been absolutely flying off the wall. Best place on earth. I think that's the heat talking through me. I don't know where that is. Like secretary came back. We're doing it. We're doing this thing on the week of Thanksgiving. It's called five days. Did I get some pot? Did you get a little dibble dab? The week of Christmas. Week of Christmas. We're going to be uploading a piece of content every single day. Yes, sir. On the Koala Royalty, the top membership. Yes, sir. And it's not just frivolous thing. It's high quality content, extra episodes. It's going to be best. And that's because Koala Royalty. The Koala Club in the hole is the best place on earth that we have to give back. They keep the ship sailing as well as you on the audio and as well as you on the YouTube. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And we got to give back. We got to give back. And there might be a giveaway of some sort on this month's Koala Royalty live stream. So if you want something, go over there. Yeah, I think we should get out of here now. Yes, sir. Get us out of here. Yeah, no, I need regular milk, not expired. Maybe almond, not cow and about another liter of water. You're so rich, bro. Almond milk makes me rich. Yes, bro. Yes, bro. You don't know what you're drinking if you're going great value whole milk. You're rich. No, you're getting cow piss, blood, eucalyptus, little nectar, some white food dye. And they go, drink up. It's good for your calcium. Don't talk to me. Rich my ass. You can't even speak. You can have milk. One milkshake and you're f***ing up your plumbing. Oh, I'm going to talk about this on the extended that's coming out Wednesday this week. I had ice cream with Voldemort this weekend. Oh, you did? Oh, my God. You were on the phone. I was on the phone. Literally almost crashed my car. Like how? Like. She almost left. No, she's weird. She likes him. Okay. Yeah. If you want to hear about how Voldy likes farts now, he almost crashed his Tesla due to a milkshake. Head on over to Patreon right now. Watch the extended episode coming out Wednesday. I don't know if Voldy's family is fans of the podcast like cousins. Didn't know that. Anyway. I'm in there for life. Each and every single one of you. Can't get rid of me. Coward. We are glad that it is finally cold. We are in. We are in. The ending. I mean, this is still hot, guys. I'm trying. I swear to God, I'm trying. We're in the end of the year. We want to end the year with you and go over to the Koala Club. Prime Cubs royalty no matter. We just want you there. Sorry to interrupt you. Somebody in here revealed that they're in a relationship as well. You can only get that full story on the Patreon that was revealed last week. That's very true. There is a brand new sprouting relationship in this room right now. You have to go to the Koala Club to figure it out. Hit that first link in the description below you. That is the Patreon. We absolutely love you. 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