Spend That Sh*t - Episode 271

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Okay then. Welcome to Crash The Meats Podcast. Anyway, welcome to Crash The Meats Podcast, episode 271. We got the whole crew here. Make sure you guys go to CrashTheMeatsLive.com. Announce me, nigga. We got Pat. We got Gene. We got. I was just. I was letting you. That's so misogynistic. Is it? I'm giving her. Because you didn't give me a. You don't know what to call me. This is why women already got to. Oh my gosh. Come on now. She already got to jump hurdles. Now she got to announce herself? No, that's what I'm saying. As a man, I was trying to let her alley-oop herself. Whatever, y'all. It's your girl Noni Juice. Carrie Noni. Whatever you want to call me. All right. Yeah. All right. Now I get an all right. No, no, no. My bad, my bad. Do it again. Do it again. Noni Juice is this motherfucker. Trolling Carrie is like my new favorite hobby. It's so easy. No, Carrie attacks first, though. I'm going to let y'all know. She does a lot of stuff off camera. I forgot what she said about me, but she's just like. I don't know her, too. That's the thing. Yeah, it's just like, what did I do? You know what I'm saying? Make sure you guys subscribe to Patreon. We drop two episodes extra. Two extra episodes a month. Yeah. CrashDummiesLive.com. All the dates should be there by the time this is out, so. And we got a surprise date coming up. We'll let y'all know. But it's a city that's been asking us to come there, and we're going to make it happen. Yeah. So, surprise, nigga. All right. Let's start this pot. I got to get a tweet of the week out the way because I feel like this kind of leads into the AI thing I was just talking about. Somebody, a tweet said, found out a situation ship automated, our chat, so I've been talking to an AI for three months. Damn. That chat must be good. Bro, like, you ever ask, like, chat GBT for, like, something romantic? No. They be all in, bro. They want you, like, shirt over the puddle, boom box in the rain type shit. Like, they romantic. They going to tell, like, I think they get they shit from, like, rom-coms or some shit. What type of stuff do you ask it? No, I just been on there, you know, sometimes. I dial in sometimes. I do some, like, movie script stuff, like, when I was, like, I got a movie coming out soon. How about Pat funding all the data centers? Ooh. Hey, man, keep drinking that water, man. Oh, that's crazy. I had one, too. My high school was ghetto as fuck. We had Mexicans failing Spanish class. That is true. I had a lot of Mexican people failing Spanish class. And I feel like when you're Mexican and you don't know Spanish, that shit, like, hurts the community a lot more. Oh, my gosh. It does. Absolutely not. They probably just talking slang how we do. Nah. I've seen, like, Mexicans that know Spanish when there's a Mexican that don't know how to speak Spanish. You know what? That shit is, like, a disgrace in their eyes. Come on, as a Hispanic. I thrive. I failed Spanish twice. Oh, shit. You're probably good at it. But I started skipping school, though, and my teacher was musty as fuck. That'd make anybody skip school. How I knew my school was ghetto, though, was that when the security, it would be a fight, right? And then security will come up and then security start asking us, like, what happened? Like, you know, like, almost like they're trying to get, like, the T of, like, how the fight started besides stopping the fight. It's getting bad and the security guard tapping your shoulder talking about, that's fucked up. No, I knew our school was bad when you can fight and come back in the same week. Yeah. Like, legit. Like, a nigga fighting on Monday, you seeing him on Thursday. Like, yeah, I beat that nigga ass, didn't I? Now, what's the answer to last week? Just coming back to school after you want to fight in school is the best feeling, though. Why are y'all out here fighting like that? It's crazy. I've never been in a fight before and every time a fight would even happen at school, I would kind of walk away from it. You've never been in no physical altercation? No. That's lovely. That's crazy. That's lovely. No, that's good, though. That's good. You'll probably catch a cramp anyways. I'd be working out, man. I'd be in the gym. She dehydrated. Stretching. No, that's pretty good, though. I just, like, physical. I almost did. I almost did, but I didn't. I think that's good, though, especially as, like, being an adult. Like, obviously, as a kid, you know, you just run into different type of things, but being an adult and fighting is not good. No. Like, no matter where you are, obviously, if you're being disrespected and you knock somebody out, like, man, that's the holy trinity. Like, good job. You got disrespected. It was all in your face and you felt uncomfortable. You knocked them out. But if you, like, get in an argument with another adult, y'all going fist for fist in the middle of the street, like, what the fuck are y'all doing? It's hard to even get into, like, intense arguments with people. Yeah. Because it's, like, at that point, it's, like, somebody's annoying me or some shit, and it's just, like, bro, I'm out, bro. Like, what's going to happen? What's going to be the end results of this? I literally saw a fight, bro. A dude walked up on an old man and was, like, chest bumping him. The old man swung. You know that old man hook that come out of nowhere, swung, knocked him out. And I just saw the old man just go by his hips instead of, like, grabbing him all the way. I'm like, what is he doing? He took the dude on the ground's gun, tossed it. So you think, like, oh, man, he trying to, like, make sure nobody gets shot. He then pulls out his own gun. What the fuck is going on? Nigga disarmed him and then upped on him. Like, what the fuck? Sounds about right to me. No, but I just realized, like, those situations, bro, you never know what somebody got. I've seen so many situations where somebody, like, fighting, right? And then they feel like they getting jumped because they getting their ass beat so bad. So they pull out a gun and start shooting. Like, there's some people out here getting their ass beat so bad. They think they getting jumped. Some people don't fight at all. They just shoot first. Yeah, that too. You never know, man. That's true. I saw, there's another one that said, couples who sit side-by-side at restaurants be ugly as fuck. And I disagree with that, obviously. I think that's some hating shit. But there are certain restaurants where it's, like, it's not really, it's not comfortable to sit side-by-side. That's between you and your partner, though. No, I'm just saying comfortable in terms of, like, the table's just too close. There's some restaurants that have, like, that one side that has, like, the long bench that everybody sits on and then the chair side. Don't care. And I feel like it's a little too close. Don't care. It's, like, too many people too close. No. No, that's crazy. Sit right by me. If you're in the gap, that's just, that's how I am. But if you're in the gap, that's crazy. It don't matter. You sit on my lap. Let's eat together. Let me feed you. Are you guys, like, are you guys side-by-side sitters at restaurants? I can be a side-by-side. I like to sit at the bar, to be honest with you. Okay. So we got to sit side-by-side. What does that mean? I don't care if you have to sit at the bar. What trick is this? What you putting in? No, I don't mind the bar either. I don't mind the bar sometimes either. I don't like, I don't like high-top chairs, though. Yeah, no, those suck your feet be dangling. Yeah. Or am I just, like, that awkward knee bend, too, because your knee kind of be, like, bent backwards like this? Yeah. I think high-top chairs give me, like, the feeling that I can't afford the bill or something like that. You know what I mean? I'm like, I don't know if my car is going to decline. No, high-top is terrible. I feel like you get bad service. Like, they be like, what the fuck you want? It's like a kid's table and shit. Okay, I'll put in another tweet of the week. This is a real question, because this shit don't make no sense to me. Like, as a father, Gene, how do babies know not to say, say, when you tell them to say daddy or say mommy? Like, you'll go to a baby, and you'll be like, say mama. And they'll be like, mama. Why don't they say, say mama? Why are they not repeating you? How do they know, how the fuck do they know what say me already? Fucking agents. Like, that baby shit is scam, bro. I just feel like, I just feel like, I feel like, I feel like all babies, like, especially these new babies, bro, I feel like they not our babies, bro. They like, they be knowing shit. COVID babies, past COVID babies are crazy. They're literally handlers, bro. There was one, I promise you, one time I got in a bike lane, and my son said, you're not supposed to do that. Perfect English. I turned around, I said, what? He said, dad, dad, hey. Hell no, nigga. No, real shit. Benjamin, I know that's you. Dad, dad, did you do your taxes? Like, what the fuck did you say to me? Oh, man. No, I don't know how they do that. Right? I don't know, man. You say, say mama. They say mama. I don't get that, bro. I don't even say that with my son. What'd you say? I just do it, I was like, repeat that. I don't say repeat that. Repeat after me Automata Pia Do as I do No Gene in the bedroom Saying stop crying Stop crying That type of dad I ain't gonna lie I'm like come on man We talked about this That's my fear About becoming a dad Is being too literal With my son Yeah okay I don't know If I'm gonna have a Baby voice But there's gotta be a balance That's what I'm saying Cause it's either A baby voice Or like You straight up Talking to the baby They say you shouldn't Talk baby voice To your kids Yeah I try not to You shouldn't though You know what I'm saying Cause I'm telling you Talk to him like a human Cause when they get Three or four That shit gonna irritate The fuck out of you Yeah That can't I ain't getting I'm just asking you Like a man You get a toy Yes you can You a man That's where the Toxic masculinity starts No it ain't Because every time Cause it's funny Cause when my son Use a baby When my son Use a baby voice I'm like no Don't talk like that Talk like this Talk like a man And then when he Talk too grown I be like What's up Hey little man What's up man Hey Oh you know what I hate though What What I just discovered I hate Every time I wash something And I'm like Damn I got everything I walk around The fucking corner After I started The washer already And find something That should be in the washer Oh man I hate that I hate that And it's always Something important Like yeah man The beach towel From last week Is right here magically I don't fuck The wash towel The worst one is Like for me Is when I'm washing my whites And I forget something Cause whites is not something You kind of like I do like my other laundry A lot more consistently But my whites is something That kind of adds up That shit sound like a slur They do? My whites? I have to keep looking over But like Especially like you stack Cause I don't want to just Wash one white tee So I have to wait Till like I get my tank tops And my white socks So it kind of piles up That's the one thing I kind of wait for And when you You know you forget That one thing It's like Oh damn I forgot to put my White t-shirt in here That should be here I'll be stopping The washing machine I throw it in Throw it in there? Yeah You mix your laundry? No I'm saying I'll throw it in If it's been like Only two or three minutes You know And I turn around I see it It's like Oh I'm just Opening it up real quick Carrie throwing that shit in During the spin cycle There's still enough Soap breath To do on that A little more rinse in there She told you She told you the shirt You are who you hang around Spin with it No I've had I've hand washed I've hand washed some shit before Just to throw it in the dryer though That's smart That's some little What soap you use? So This is going back They're going to say This is going back To my Nigerian days Right? When I was in Nigeria You're trying to expose this That's fine That's fine But my Nigerian days When I was in Nigerian boarding school We washed our uniforms Every day With our hands And like And hang dried them And soap? And soap yes So I'm used to it So but now Obviously you have like Liquid soap and stuff like that But I have a little Tide pods Or whatever they are So I just like Squeeze the Tide pods You're squeezing the tide pods? Yeah I squeeze the tide pods Sometimes Onto like the shirt And then Get the water soapy A little bit And then just kind of like Scrub scrub scrub I've never seen that And then rinse off again But that's like once in a while I've done that Especially like on If I'm on a trip And I didn't bring enough I always overpack boxes But there's sometimes I have my really comfortable boxes And I want to like You know I want them to be I want to reuse the boxes Yeah So I start I hand wash my boxes And let them hang dry sometimes So you just keep Tide pods on you When you travel? No Okay You don't do that no more right? No Oh is that what you're asking? Yes I've done that recently though Oh okay Yeah yeah I don't think that's a bad I mean that's what you have to do When you're camping So it's kind of So that's kind of normal though Y'all never washed Y'all never hand washed anything? I have I just haven't used a tide pod for it Oh I don't have liquid soap Like that You have liquid soap? I have liquid soap I have tide pods There's like bar soap What type of soap do you You use bar soap? There's a bar soap My mom has like this It's like orange And you can use it She got turmeric soap For her clothes? Yep That's exactly what it is Really? Yeah Oh Oh I was about to say I was about to say Her shirt got inflammation Hey hey man These are these remedy shirts You got a cold? Put on this shirt Open your pores right up Someone tweeted and said The love you get On your birthday Is one of the fakest shit ever Someone then quoted that tweet And said You niggas are going to die miserable Let them folks tell you Happy birthday And I'm kind of in between Like it is some of the Fakest shit ever And the reason I say It's the fakest shit ever For those of you that like Love your birthday Announce Like don't announce It's not your birthday One year Just one year I don't want to take All your shine Just take I don't know What birthday coming up Maybe you do the one The next year Because you don't want To do it this time One thing I want to say One time Just don't tell nobody It's your birthday And then you tell me Who the fuck with you That's all I got to say I do that often People be like Sometimes Sometimes it be 1pm Right? On the person's birthday And they'll get online And be like Thanks for all the birthday wishes Like no no no no no Nigga You didn't receive All your birthday wishes You're trying to notify Everybody that it's your birthday And you want this birthday I do I'd say thanks For the birthday wishes Here's Here's an AI birthday Nigga Happy birthday With the blue on No Facebook just told you Happy birthday If you're scrolling On Instagram And you see somebody's story And it's their birthday Do you have to tell them Happy birthday When you see it? Yes We talked about this Last week too Which is funny But my answer was It was If I skip at least like Three stories And I'm still looking And it says happy birthday You know your repost Then I feel obligated I'm like I feel like it's a Conscious decision I'm making Not to tell you Happy birthday If I don't tell you Happy birthday Yeah that's some Hating shit Yeah yeah I feel like I hate them Watch the whole birthday Yeah yeah I hate When they keep popping up You know You like You swipe past So you don't keep seeing it And then Next time you open it They're right there I have like a Six story Like a six five story Like repost Let me know my birthday Yes I don't want to like Over I just like You know It's just too much Like okay I get it But now that's Creating beef with your friends Cause they like Oh you didn't pick mine To repost on your story They know Cause even me Reposting A Is kind of reaching Girls are different Somebody surprises This shit Yeah Oh girls yeah Girls don't play that shit Oh my god I've lost a Friend over Not attending A birthday Yeah A birthday Is important Like a lot of people Don't get like You just think like We podcast We do all type events Mic box Like it's times That you're the center Of attention still Somebody putting Like this dude Get interviewed After his boxing matches Gene do shows You do shows Like we all At the center of attention All the time Sometimes like Birthday And wedding That's why you think It'd be bridezilla's Like some of these people Like at weddings This is the last time People gonna pay attention To what the fuck They gotta say Yeah And you got a Motherfucker over here Hating I might kill you And I think friends Are selfish When it comes to pictures They're always gonna Pick the picture That they look the best in So and So that's like Another reason Why I don't repost Some of them Cause I'm like bro Why this one Especially when you see People at weddings And they're taking They're always gonna Choose the one they look They never wanna sacrifice Them looking Not the best in the picture For the friend looking The best in the picture Or even just like Hey bro I'm about to post A birthday repost Are you okay There's still Me and Pat There's still stuff That we post That even on my page I'll send it to him first Before I post it on my page Yeah Just to get the confirmation Just like Are you good with this picture Or like There's some we kinda know But there's some like We iffy We're like honest with each other We look goofy The fuck in the picture We're like hey bro I'm gonna send you this If he don't look He think he look goofy Then it's alright It's cool Look at that nigga hair You step in the camera real quick Is it gonna take it out of focus No I don't think so Step in the camera Go ahead Whichever one Audio listeners Don't know what we're talking about What are you doing Oh yeah Why behind me though That shit crazy Now you get off camera bro You going crazy What's crazy about it Looks natural to me Yeah It's like he played For the Minnesota Lynx There are people committed Alright That's what he said He's just so childish bro I swear Nobody can take Nothing serious in this country bro This country is so Unserious Oh you talking about Like the Royce White Yeah This nigga is so Unserious bro I can't even get That shit attention No I can't Cause he abuses women So I'm not even gonna try to I'm not even trying to Give him a platform I never I never really knew him Like that Yeah yeah yeah We not even giving That no platform But Yo let's take a quick break From today's pod To thank the sponsor Of the podcast Seageek So I've been looking To find the best deal On NFL tickets As the season gets closer And I discovered Seageek It's the place to get The NFL season's Best action With over 35 Million downloads Seageek is the Number one rated Ticketing app There are more than 70,000 events Listed on Seageek Including concerts Sports Festivals And more MLB postseason's Approaching The NFL 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Another tweet says, whoever came up with Lefty Lucy and Righty Tye absolutely knocked that shit out the park. That's the one. That's real. I feel like that shit's starting to, like, confuse me sometimes. Oh, my God. It is. Sometimes I'm putting together something like a dresser or something, and I'm like, I'm screwing something, but I'm like. It's because you're upside down or some shit. Yeah, because you're upside down. I'm like, wait. You start screwing. I'm like, wait. Lefty Lucy, righty. I'm like, okay, I'm going. Upside downy. Is it my left or their left? Oh, my God. I thought that was universal. Did you ever put together something from, like, Ikea? Whoa. This nigga is beside you. This nigga is. Wow. He basically just said, you ever build something, woman? Yeah, use your hands. Do you know what is right? No, I'm saying all this with a I love DEI shirt on. He's talking about, here, this ain't no motherfucking sandwich, y'all. Wow. No, this nigga is taking it too extreme. That's what he said. But that's never happened to you, though, he said? You never, like, got. Don't do something you're screwing? Yes. I studied when I studied, too. He said, no, this ain't like build no sandwich. You just can't take it apart. Let's take it, bro. I think they're projecting onto you. Whoa. They do that? Thank you. They're projecting. Thank you. Oh, my God. I'm glad we have another person here, too. Okay, I wasn't going to bring this up because I thought Carrie was going to be cool today. But you want us to stop wearing bedazzled pants, right? And here you go. Yeah, come on. You want us to stop wearing bedazzled pants. We got a trade proposal for you. Another one. Everybody on this pod agrees. Don't say me, bro. I'm on Carrie's side. Okay. Okay. Sure. You just told her. How'd she ever build something? And he said something misogynistic earlier. Oh, he didn't announce her name. And you're right back on his side. That's what I said. I let you announce her name. Just forgiving these men. Anywho, that shit frustrated me. I'm male-centered. You're not a girl's girl. No, but we'll trade the bedazzled pants. We'll trade the bedazzled for the John Cena pants. No. One for one. No. Let's put an end to it. I think y'all be hating because girls can do whatever we want to do. And y'all can't. That's very true. Very true. Y'all are so mad about that. Very true. We can do whatever. We admit it. We admit it. Now what? Now what's up? We admit it. Y'all get to do it. Go to therapy. I don't know what to tell you. Y'all control fashion. And then y'all make shit. I haven't wore a bedazzled shirt in months. You got bullied. Huh? Yes. I'll be crying. I got like, five of them lined up. I'll be crying every night. I can't even wear y'all. Man, just stand on that. Wear it. No, man. Yeah, I got something for next week. Watch this. Y'all here dressed like the Dudley boys. And we look fly doing it. The Dudley boys. Y'all do look fly. That's what's annoying. The women can pull anything off. Like, if y'all literally start wearing big ass collar shirts and big ass pants and just be like, this the new fashion? It's the new fashion. Just like how Caprice came back when y'all sick. Y'all wanted Caprice to come back. Y'all be like, oh, it's funny. Not to say, like, people aren't innovators, but, like, women be like, oh, we about to bring Caprice back. Like, bro, y'all got everything. Nothing left, y'all. Shit, leave. We can't wear skinny jeans no more. We can't. That's the people wearing skinny jeans, though. No, they do. They be wanting to fuck up them bitches. Y'all like when people hand you baskets or carts at the grocery store, like, as you're walking in? Like, trade you theirs? Or just, like, hand you theirs? A worker? No, just, like, a person leaving. So, I'm entering the grocery store. And a guy's handing me his basket that's leaving. I feel like I don't personally like that because I feel like I don't like witnessing, like, the germ transfer. Like, I like to, like, I like to blissfully go to, like, a cart and not really think about the last person that was touching it. You know? I feel that. When somebody hands you something or gives you their cart, like, here you go. Like, they think they're doing you a favor. But now I'm thinking about, like, where your hand's been the whole time. Yeah, I get that. Everywhere but Aldi's. Aldi's have shit fire. Oh, because they do the quarter thing? Yeah. Yeah, because it's, like, the quarter thing. When I used to shop at Aldi's. I'd rather get my own, though. Like, yeah, keep the quarter, too. No, I see it. That's the fun. No, no. Nigga ain't keeping my quarter. I don't even play that shit. No, I'm glad you brought that up because. I had to take my basket back from a nigga before. I thought about that at the gym with dumbbells. Like, I need to pick up a dumbbell and I just saw somebody have them and they put it back. It feel different picking them up when they're warm right after somebody used them versus just knowing that it's. I was at the gym. I was at the gym, too. I also don't like sitting or using machines that are, like, freshly wiped these days. Yes. Yeah. I gotta wait for it to dry. Yeah, a little bit. But, no, the other thing I ain't like, because sometimes I do, like, my side abs with, like, the 95s and the 90s. Flex? I don't think that's a real flex. Oh. That's kind of, like, a heavier thing that people do. Go ahead, bro. But I feel like a lot of people do, like, hip thrusts and, like, leg shit with the 90s and 95s, too. And I literally saw a girl, she was, like, hip thrusting with it and I'm like, damn, I can't use it. I can't use that motherfucker right now. And then, like, a whole freak. Oh, my God. So she put it back and then you grab it. They're so horny, bro. I'm horny. Why she fucking to wait like that, man? Oh, my God. Everybody gotta use this shit, bro. No, but it's always weird because I've been going to training moment and they do more, like, they put a lot of things together. So you do three. What happens when you do three workouts at a time? Like a superset. And I do a lot of supersets and I feel like, you know, I do a lot of supersets and I feel like it's kind of frowned upon in, like, a regular gym because niggas like, oh, you're trying to outwork me type shit. It's hard to sometimes superset in, like, some gyms where it's just like you kind of go back to back with different exercises because sometimes the machine you want to use next is so far apart. So you got to, like, leave something at the machine to actually claim the machine. So I'll leave, like, a water bottle, maybe sometimes even my whole phone there because I have my headphones on and then have to walk a little bit further to the other machine to get the other set in between. It's a lot of selfish people at the gym. I did meet some people selfish, especially at the popular machines. But, like, the gym we go to, like, Soulster Candy, there's hella machines there. So it's like I've never actually ran into a problem there. Literally never, ever. It's like five of, like, there's six of every machine that you would need. If you're waiting on a machine at Soulster Candy, you honestly don't know how to work out. Yeah. There's a substitute. There's literally a substitute for everything. You have, like, zero innovation skills. Yeah. You're just like, man, I need that. Like, the smaller gyms, there has been times where my whole workout has changed because people are taking too long at a machine. Now I got to go use dumbbells or do this because I'm, you know, because this person is using that machine too long. And I think when you kind of, I feel like people have bad social awareness as well in those situations where they don't really see that somebody, because sometimes I can see that I can be guilty. I can be on my phone sometimes. I'm doing something on a machine. But I also notice when somebody is, like, waiting for something. I was like, okay, let me lock in real quick. That's, I don't know why, it just randomly reminded me of, like, I was waiting at an ATM this one time. And this dude, like, I think he got, like, two different receipts out and he was still, like, trying to get some money out. And he seen me behind him and shit. And I was just like, you ain't got it, dog. No, but you can't say that, Gene, because I caught us in that situation that you put us in. We were going through that toll where it clearly said, where it clearly said, it clearly said it was the thing. Even though, I guess it's technically not our fault because our easy pass should have been working. But it was one of those tolls where it was, like, the pass only where it automatically opens. And then we ended up stopping there and tried to use the card machine and the card machine wasn't working. and we probably held up like 30 cars. you know it hurts like when when somebody hunks at you and you kind of feel like damn they right like that shit hurts it rarely happens in life where somebody honking at you like damn you right bro it's my fault i think like sitting in the home because usually like you maybe maybe like you're like uh at a red light and it turns green and you don't catch it right away somebody honks at you you keep it moving it is what it is but them honking at you and you can't do shit about it i'm like sitting there gene is driving at this time we're just looking at gene like fuck that's my favorite thing though like when something's going on and i'm sitting in the back seat that shit ain't got nothing to do with it i was back there on my phone like you better get out and apologize to everybody the thing is like i'm not apologizing first of all because not that i wouldn't apologize it would just be like the fact that if i apologize and somebody honks at me i'm like i'm not apologizing first of all because not that i wouldn't apologize it would just be like the fact that if i apologize and somebody don't take it the right way yeah now it's gonna turn to something totally different because i'll be like oh yo i'm sorry like yeah you better be what are you talking to bitch i hate when you're trying to apologize for something too and somebody comes with that type of energy too yeah yeah but you're legit about to say sorry and they're just like they already got their hands up and doing something weird it's like all right then fuck you too then no it was one dude i was turning into a gas station that was right after uh intersection and the dude thought i was trying to turn right but i kind of kept the same speed and i was like i'm not going to do that i'm not going to do that i'm not going to and he got actually got mad at me and was just like you got your blinker on and i turned into the gas station and he immediately stopped talking because he knew he was wrong and i was so childish i rolled down my window i'm like i got it wrong huh i got it wrong i was yelling i look so stupid because he drove off and those people watching me at the gas station like nigga who are you talking to hello oh yeah hi what are you doing yo y'all are quiet yo yo yo yo turn your phone up dude did we scare you or something i got i got a i got a question for you uh what's something you wish people would stop doing i'm thinking just because i also like girls that we don't have a threesome or something oh okay so you said guys assume that you're gonna have a threesome because you're bisexual yes she just said she was lesbian she says she's gross wait what the fuck why do you remember me i never said that wait i never said that you said people be thinking i like threesomes because what you didn't say bisexual no she's bisexual girls i just said girls because i also well okay because i also like girls i'm sorry what yeah that's mine that's mine are you trying to put you mike always trying to like make people identify what she said why do i remember her that means that she knows that she is lesbian then is this the no she's bisexual how are you telling her she's lesbian i'm saying that's what she's literally bisexual she's a lesbian i'm not even hey hey hey i'm telling mike she's bisexual what do you identify us what do you identify us um i would just say pansexual because everyone is just so sexy okay can't do no dishes around you i said every every human being okay back to your claim you said you pansexual i just don't want you fucking my dishes do you even have dishes what does that mean it's a crazy response that was for everybody so who's usually the the culprit in this situation is it the guys or the woman they're assuming the threesomes of course it's the guys i wouldn't assume that why not because every time we assume something you correct this god damn you're a hard person to talk to i'm not gonna lie okay so how do they like bring it up though um it'll just be like it gets brought up that also like women and then they're like oh yeah that's cool so like you'd be you'd be you'd be down to like no nigga please stop so do they do they stop fucking with you after you say no no oh shit but if they're asking but if they ask it's a question though it's a question they have to ask to get the answer are you saying they continue to ask even after you say no well i don't really continue to fuck with them for much longer so they don't ask to turn off oh that's a flag a red flag yeah no it low-key is that's like really ew what's the red flag yeah no it's a red flag yeah no it's a red flag yeah no it's a red flag what's the like what's the correct response that you're looking for when you bring that up oh okay but i feel like but i feel but i feel like even even women who identify as like wait hi gene is is key there no no no hold on no you gotta wait your turn bro what the fuck wait how is that what's that what's up call their bro though oh my bad sis oh wait that's not what i said what the okay mike please stop wait what wait what's going on whoa guys he over here saying because you call her bro that's not offensive i know yes sir i got you like what's offensive sir what the i'm gonna call you everything did you know wait wait wait what are we even talking i don't know this is what he happened to he tried to be too like politically correct i know but no going back to it fuck all that shit i'm just saying what i gotta say you can't get mad at people ask about threesomes because there's people that uh like women that identify as straight and they're in a straight relationship and the guy has approached him about a threesome i feel like every woman in a relationship has been approached about a threesome not saying like but no no no i don't be in a relationship with these niggas even even even in a talking stage it's like people that aren't dating i feel like it comes up it's a conversation that comes up either way so i just so you've asked the girl about a threesome before i feel like everybody i don't say i'm not saying ass no now you're now you're no no i asked you though i'm having a i said having a conversation about it there's i feel like there's been conversations about it yes have i asked okay have i asked i would never know what you mean yes no i would never ask unless i already knew like the conversation was there but there's conversations that happen it's been brought up before if a group wait okay so if a girl told you that she likes girls you'd automatically be like oh yeah she's down no i wouldn't do that no just be okay i've dated women that are bisexual i've never just assumed like oh she's gonna bring another girl to the bed it's still like what if she still only wants to be with me that doesn't mean that she wants to be with multiple people i'm saying but it's still why were you trying to make me i just feel like we're just getting so far from the actual no no no no no they're just now saying that y'all agree with me that y'all wouldn't ask a girl that just because she likes women and i'm saying that the problem is that they're asking that just because they find out that i like women i know but i don't think you should stop talking to them just i don't think that should be the sole reason you stopped talking to them oh it's something you can say no to and move on it's a question also like if you bring it up you just feel like that that question is just way too horny huh yeah you a freak so you never had a threesome before i'm guessing no get her off the phone have you we're done with you boring oh don't quit me i was trying to clip farm it didn't go well i'm so sorry i feel like we gotta ask her again though she wasn't being wait what your answer didn't sound confident i wasn't sure you know oh okay ask again have you ever had a threesome that was gene fuck no i bet you just not into threesome why didn't you just come over here and say that shit well i wouldn't know that if i've never had one oh my god we just had an argument about nothing for like for like for a whole nine minutes we just went in a complete circle no this is this is how this is how your girl argue with you when you're in five o'clock traffic you'd be in five o'clock traffic talking about what are we arguing about that's the point you never get it okay all right you have a good one bro bro sis sis y'all too yo what it do what's the word what's the word what's going on what's going on how's it going can't call it bro type shit well we can hear our echo in the background damn can you a little bit no we good we good don't touch it yeah don't touch it all right put them cheap ass headphones down playboy all right i got a question for you all right i got a question for you all right i got a question for you i got no headphones it was on speaker i got no headphones it was on speaker i got no headphones it was on speaker oh oh oh what's up mike what's up gene how y'all what's up mike what's up gene how y'all what's up mike what's up gene how y'all i got a question for you uh what's i got a question for you uh what's i got a question for you uh what's something you wish people would stop something you wish people would stop something you wish people would stop doing doing doing i wish niggas would really stop arguing i wish niggas would really stop arguing i wish niggas would really stop arguing on the phone with their girl on the phone with their girl on the phone with their girl in public in public in public like loudly like loudly like i was in traffic the other day this like i was in traffic the other day this like i was in traffic the other day this on the phone outside of panera bread on the phone outside of panera bread on the phone outside of panera bread like full-blown yelling no no you like full-blown yelling no no you like full-blown yelling no no you listen to me listen to me listen to me no you listen to me all you got to do no you listen to me all you got to do no you listen to me all you got to do is go see you talk see see you talk talking again and i'm just at the light like i'm over here dying i'm not gonna lie i do go ahead that's my bad no no i would just go say like i just bro just hang up on her bro you're gonna see her later no i feel that i think honestly i judge some people that the type of arguments i see them have with their girls in public i feel like if you if it's super aggressive and you just seem very like angry i'm like i wonder what really goes on they don't think you're beating on her no no you gotta sometimes hear the logic though yeah it depends what y'all arguing because some shit could just be like i'm talking about like when it's just you and your girl women know how to rage bait they man like very very well and just like it'll be a time like you're making a point and it's just like this is a pure logic of this and they just be like i don't give a fuck about logic right now what you mean you don't give a fuck and you got a nosy ass nigga like this pulling up to the side of a nigga why i'm in man that's my pet peeve is a nigga staring at me when i'm talking to my girl i'm on your side bro yeah i was at the light my window you gotta be careful though man niggas will crash out that's why hey look look i don't be staring at niggas but you know i'm saying the nigga was loud enough why ain't he had to look at him you start agreeing with him and shit you just listen the nigga can't get a senator you you whispering what'd she say to that she said what hang up bro you done you done with that bro she don't deserve you bro hey next to you know he gonna see yourself on the tyler perry film what step too far fuck you back where are you where are you from bro uh i'm from the dmv dmv oh you come from the dmv come to the show dc shit when is it uh what's that september 12th yeah it's currently oh hell yeah my birthday december 15th i'll be there nigga ain't asking all that we actually came to the show did he just say december no he said september he said oh he said september oh either way when's your birthday wait when's your birthday december 15th that's what i'm saying i thought the nigga said december he said september but still come out okay pop out bro oh yeah definitely yeah you just made the pie bro you just sealed it right there good job bro sweet that's hard hey yo all right bro you have a good one bro yo what it do what it do what's up with y'all boys man shit can't call it that's my new word for today can't call it yeah i got a question for you uh what's up what's something you wish people would stop doing right so like y'all know the saying like fall a hundred times get up a hundred and one times and you're like what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up i never heard it like that right all right so like i'm not a mathematician but i'm pretty sure you gotta fall the same amount of times that you get up because right right i'm walking right life life kicking me right i fall down some hard times that's one down i can only get up another time i can't get up more times than i've fallen you feel me i think because you're already starting up doesn't everybody start up yeah that's what i'm saying and that's where the count starts so you go down so you go if you go up down up that's two to one no no that math ain't no no no that ain't right bro it's not no no no but you're not describing it right i think another thing right no i think it's reverse i guess you got you got you maybe no no no we fucking up nigga you're wrong you don't even know what i'm saying nigga got talking about a hundred dude if you fall 99 times you get up a hundred okay right that's not a good math no no no no you fall more than you get up that's the thing you get up the last time oh yeah because you get up one more time and you never fall again it's gotta be even it's gotta be even it can't ever be more so then i was right then so if you fall you get up that's one fall get up there's two i would say yeah but they say you getting up more than you falling that's so you get up and you fall so if you fall 99 times and you get up 98 no you get up 99 oh okay that's why i always i said i think it's because you start up yeah you start up you fall down you fall down but fall down won't be more so if you fall you fall down once you fall down once and you get up that's two fall down no no that's it just just keep it at that that's two to one that's always you're getting up no you're getting up if you fall down one more time than you are 99 no that's not it y'all saying the same thing it's definitely right it's definitely off the saying is off yes the saying is off you win bro yes thank you what do you got what's your best is the person that made up that saying who is the who made up that um you know i hate you know all the all the fake inspirational people you know uh i think y'all should just you know call it how it is and uh stop trying to make people feel better about themselves when you know life is bad what's a quote that you live by um shoot that's that's a good question i ain't gonna lie i'll give you some time to think bro uh you know you got a chance and a choice that's that's my quote that i live by stop and do that post like a peaky blinder memes on this story hey bro all you hear on this story is get up get up get up it's monday and he was waiting in the water he was waiting in the water the guru came to the water dipped his head underwater oh man all right bro you have a good one he was starving on the set she couldn't eat she eat for five days that's beyonce we got people that can't go to class got me lightheaded as hell i'm mad at et he had me waking up at 4 a.m for no reason i was like why the fuck am i up right now why am i at a beach hello hello my mom called at the same time oh damn you chose us over your mom guys you want me to be honest my sister just gave birth and my mom was trying to facetime me to show me you right now but i'm trying to talk to y'all oh man oh she's trying to facetime oh she's trying to facetime you or she's trying to say time her so she can show her to show me my nephew oh he's here right he got all you know his whole life oh my gosh right you're right okay the time is now all right i got a question for you uh yes uh what's something you wish people would stop doing i wish people would stop looking asking for space and just like break up or not yeah all right i guess this is about me this is somebody somebody asked for some space um okay so yeah it was my wish actually so um we've been together since like february and then two weeks ago he left to florida um so we started like long distance but i think friday he's like he the past three days before friday he was like acting so weird like so i caught on to it and then uh friday morning he's like i'm so sorry i just have a lot on my mind um i just don't know what to do and i'm like okay are we gonna break up because he just like wasn't saying it um so he's like no no i don't want to break up i just need a few days of six oh my bad my bad should i just break up with him what do you mean because i heard he's asking so he's asking for space right yeah yeah yeah after he already like physically got space away from you right yeah yeah what kind of space he's looking for like new space no um because he he just said like he needed he didn't even say space he just said he needed a few days to get situated and that we would like try on monday and i was like well what does that even mean like am i not supposed to talk to you am i not supposed to like where do you mind to like what like how far apart is florida from you like how many i'm in texas like i think 18 god and he said he still needs space that nigga must be in a he must be in a rocket ship right now give you a couple days to break orbit then we can talk but the way you explained it he said he needs to get situated so like does he like yeah does he just need time where he's like needs to pack his stuff i mean like unpack his stuff get his apartment ready and stuff like that where like he might not have as much time to talk to you all the time i know he's like just starting his like today today was his first day of work but like the past few days he had been like he had to go get his uniform he had to go like sign up for everything like okay maybe that's like okay question question question when he says space when he says space does that mean like you aren't texting or is just like oh space we can't fall asleep on facetime tonight i gotta wake up early like what type of space we talking well i that's what i asked but he just like didn't answer because i guess like we're texting about so much but um one of the big things was like i i didn't start my period so we were like worried about everything and it was like he's like you need to let me know what happened so i could decide but my thing was like if i do get pregnant and you're just gonna stay with me for the baby i would rather you my baby have no dad than you stay for like no reason oh how old are you i'm 21 okay all right we just uh you know we like we start asking that because like like at 30 we like have so much advice for you but like at 21 like come on now this is just like one of the relationships you have before you meet your real man you know i know i know i know it's just like this is just happening to me right now but and and then i uh so um he today so today's sunday and then yesterday um i was at the hospital like with my sister and like the waiting room and everything and i text him like i can't do this i'm breaking up with you like i'm not gonna wait for you to break up with me i'm done and then an hour later i fucking texted him that i was sorry that i didn't want to break up with him what did he like i was wait whoa what was his response to you breaking up with him that um well i don't like i don't know what he was doing so he like um took a while to answer but i guess that's why like i fucking like i had time to think so i sent the apology so you got you got you double text a breakup he's like he's like um it's okay i'm so sorry for confusing you um i would just like a few more uh the days to think about it and i didn't like text nothing back because he said he wanted space but like that was the last thing y'all said i'm gonna let you know i'm gonna put you on game he he want to break up with you but he don't want you to hate him and he don't want to be he probably got a hard time being a bad guy because there's no way you know he just moved there he having problems already you know there must have been some either there was something wrong before he left or the distance is just too much for him you know and he got yeah and that because my my boyfriend he's like like he's been like that since he's been like like he's been you keep calling him your boyfriend yeah you gotta yeah well we're still together like yeah till monday till monday till monday yeah yeah learn to let go i'm glad you came to big bros you know what i'm saying get ready for that little make sure you uh like you know go make sure you're around family you know i'm saying maybe you should pick up that call yeah go see your nephew yeah well tomorrow i'll be at work so it's like if you're gonna fucking break up with me at work like it depends though we're not relationship experts i am yeah yeah well pat pat is a self-proclaimed relationship i literally got a fucking degree in it okay hey come on man all right dr johnson no i'm not showing no credentials don't fuck him up i'm not showing no credentials don't fuck him up i'm not showing my ass disrespectful to my craft honestly like just see it all the way through i you're 21 you're gonna get your heart broken a couple of times maybe once maybe maybe you might get a broken 19 like like finding the love of their life that's that's that's just chances that's just that's that's that's their timing too that's not your timing um let me let her talk to the expert real quick um all right come on um listen you gotta see this shit it's fucked up it's right in front of your fucking face god damn that's all i got no real shit you know the answer already you knew the answer before you called us you just needed somebody to vent to i'm glad we can be here for you though now go call your nephew yeah go see your nephew yeah go see your nephew so what so he quit he quit he got all his life he said you said what if tomorrow like i do go to work he does fucking break up with me like or he doesn't break up with me and we just like got it like listen listen listen listen listen listen listen i would i would i would i would you love your job right nah not really well even if you just don't want to see people uh you don't want people to see you like that just in case i would do it just do it after work you know i mean but he was supposed to text me it's not like god damn am i fucking stupid no you're not stupid you're just going through it you got to learn it yourself you know i'm saying yeah even even our words really don't matter experience matters that's all that's all i'm running so should i have should i have uh not sent the sorry text yesterday and just like broke up you already did it you already did it it's too late it's it's it's the now so you only can control the next step that's it oh my god what's done is done yeah that's true that's true stop calling him your boyfriend no he he is till tomorrow have you talked to your like your female friends about this well i don't got no friends like i'm years out of high school i'm surrounded by my family like okay i don't got no friends you got an older sister though right no that's your older brother that's having a kid uh that's my younger sister oh shit so ask her for younger oh wait wait mike congratulations on your baby thank you thank you thank you so much of course of course i love y'all niggas be online and then go like little baby shit but i like my shit all right i'll be watching y'all podcast monday single all right guys all right see you all right wednesday bye bye hold on give me a second i'm at the hospital who having a baby hello hold on can y'all hear me why are you at the hospital no i'm at the hospital so why why are you at the hospital my mom in here oh damn prayers she okay yeah yeah she she doing better um she you know she had you know a little brain she had a brain bleeding and a stroke but she's doing way better yeah sorry to hear that bro i'm sorry about that yeah that's cool thank you wow you just made it very somber yeah that's awesome that's cool though she she she she in high spirits and stuff she up and laughing oh okay we glad we could be here for you bro thank you bro thank you bro thank you bro thank Oh, okay. We're glad we could be here for you, bro. I got a question for you. Name your top five, and we'll guess the category. All right. Steph Curry, Kyrie Irving, Allen Iverson, Kevin Durant, and Tiana Trump. Something's not adding up. Steph Curry. Okay, go through them one more time. All right. I'm going to guess ball handlers. Yeah. Top five ball handlers of all time, bro. Let me go through it, though, for you. Okay. So, Steph Curry. Now, people will be looking at Steph Curry. He's the top shooter, but he really is one of the top ball handlers, for real. Kyrie Irving, that's self-explanatory. Allen Iverson, that's self-explanatory. Kevin Durant, that one little dribble cross, that's self-explanatory. But Tiana Trump. She got me through some tough nights, man. Like, man, growing up, had me just—I used to cry to her work. Like, that ball handler, I used to cry. Cry, bro? Like, tears in your eyes? Yeah. Like, for real, it mesmerized me. Like, bro, she really got it. She retired now, though. You know that. Michael Jordan came back. So, you know what I'm saying? Everybody have a double take. How you doing? Great. How are you? Good. Y'all feeling me, though? No, but it's crazy you can be having such a horny conversation. Where's your mom at right now? She's just gonna hide to a nurse. Well, she in the ICU. I'm in the little hallway. Oh, okay. She's in intensive care unit, and you are talking about Tiana Trump being a ball handler. Oh, man. Bro, look, when I was in the room and I saw y'all's story, I was like, bro, I gotta say something. I gotta get on here. And, like, it was a bad time. Yeah, but Tiana— Tiana Trump's in a relationship, though, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, I thought she went with dude no more. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, we don't know. You should know better than us. I don't really know either. I was just—I thought I seen something like that on Twitter. Okay, what's your message to Tiana Trump, just in case she not? Get back in the game, bro. Damn. You see, LeBron just signed again. Nigga, oh, this shit. Get your ass back in there. We need more plays. We need more highlights. It's a highlight sport. We know this. Come on, not getting— Get back in the game, bro. Do you feel like you watched— See these new niggas out here, dude? Do you feel like you watched all her content, though, that you don't think there's enough content out there to enjoy? Nah, I never really went to, like, her older shit, because I'm only 24. You know, so I didn't see no shit back when I was, like, in middle school. But, like, when I got older, I started seeing her shit. But, yeah, bro. Bro, I been in the league since I was born, bro. Get back in there. These new niggas ain't got it like you do. I think you should rephrase that statement. My fault, my fault, my fault, my fault. These new women, not bitches, you know. These new women ain't got it like you do. Got it. What's, uh, like, who's the greatest to you right now that she has retired? I don't really know Cause I just be on Twitter You know So I just hit the little bookmarks And that be it Oh my god This boy is ultra horny Bookmarks is crazy I'm not though It's like I'm not like a You know I don't be going crazy like that Like maybe like Once a week But like You know what I'm saying Type shit But um I know you're finna Get me up out of here Yeah yeah You already know bro Go check up on your mom bro No real shit Wait wait wait I mess with y'all heavy I mess with y'all heavy You know what I'm saying I'm from Detroit You know what I'm saying You know I be watching every week When I'm at work I appreciate you bro Yeah for sure Alright bro Go wash your hands Before you go there man For sure Oh you can't sanitize her I'm dead Oh man Hello How's it going? Yo Welcome to Crash Timmy's pod What's good? Hello What up What up Hey Pat What's the word? What's going on guys? What up What up What's happening? What's up? Alright I got a question for you I'm listening Alright If you could get a message To anybody in the world Who would it be And what would you say? Yeah so this nigga I was talking to He asked me for $150 And I gave it to him And now he's giving me The run around When he supposed to be Sending it back What'd you give him The $150 for? Well he had told me That he went to jail And that he had to pay His own bail And he was just giving me A bunch of sob story And so he was like I don't have no money To get Nothing to eat Can you please send me Like $150? I was like for sure I got you He got a $150 bail? That didn't go to a steakhouse? What'd he say? What'd he say? A candy bar? No He had like a bail Like $600 he told me But he had to empty His savings I guess To pay the bail I don't know But like what meal Was that nigga getting With $150? Somebody told me They hungry That don't equal $150 to me So like what else Did he tell you? He just was like I just need Food for the week So he's gonna Spend the money on Hold on Hold on How do you know him? That's what I was gonna say Who is he to you? Okay so he's an old Fling from college Like we used to mess around Back in the day And like Recently I went to I ain't gonna say his city But I flew into his city For a concert And we had linked up So we had been Communicating again But I didn't know The nigga was going Through some shit Oh so Communicating That mean y'all was like Y'all was fucking? You know Okay That's where the $150 came from He knocked the He knocked the sign of coins Out your ass So you gave it up So what What's the excuse That he's giving That he doesn't wanna Give you the money for? He's not giving me No excuse He stopped texting me back Damn Damn $150 That shit must That shit must've been gone Where all my skin You know they said I guess But you know Who asked for $150 He asked for that Specific number $150 Yes Oh shit Spend that shit And that's my thing Because like Look I own my own business So money's not nothing to me So for him to Try to like You know Play like he want a relationship For $150 It's like nigga You wanna know You wanna know our favorite song? What? Where all my Scamming ass Niggas at Where y'all at? You ain't getting that $150 back That's okay That's more where that came from bro No I feel it Spend that shit Yeah Spend that shit You gotta I'm a trick Like when I like a nigga It's like You say you like that hat I don't know how I ended up On your front door the next day I respect it No that's real shit You just gotta take this one On the chin Like take this loss Whoa I'ma take the loss Oh shit Why you tell her To take it on the chin? Like a punch A what? Like a punch Pat you always Thought it's a freaky shit Always right Freaky Pat Too freaky Freaky Pat in the chat Ah she called me out Matt Mike I have something To tell you Okay You called me out On a On a episode A couple Episodes back Remember whenever You read a comment And you was like The dude on the right His goofy laugh Uh huh That was me So you think I have a goofy laugh? Yes And that's the reason I started watching the show I didn't know Who y'all was I um I'm a big fan Of Poor Minds And when y'all came on I subscribed to y'all And that video I commented on That was my first Ever time watching y'all So I didn't know Y'all names yet So I was like The dude on the right He got a goofy laugh Goosey ass laugh That's the only reason I started watching y'all Cause your laugh Is so funny Oh that's fire Okay Thank you That's fire I heard that a lot Of times before You're not the first Person to say that Bro Shut up Niggas be getting off On his laugh He is fine though But he married Oh and congratulations On your marriage And the baby Mike Thank you so much Yeah she a trick for sure She couldn't even Help herself He is fine But he married though Who are you Arguing with yourself? She can compliment I can take a compliment She can compliment me She shouldn't say you fine though She should say you like Why not? You're like a very like Good looking And she's like fine Is like I wanna fuck No it's not Yes it is Oh I don't wanna fuck I didn't take it that Don't worry She wants to fuck Pat is freaky I understand what you meant I appreciate the compliment She wants to fuck She's a trick She tricking I am a trick I'm not gonna shy away from that You gonna have to come Big money over here But the niggas Don't have big money no more We the niggas We money Yeah Hey Equal rights Equal rights I don't know But how's the dating scene For you now though? How's it going? It's tough out there? You know It's tough Like The niggas just don't have Their own money Like A nigga the other day I told him I was At the bank And he was like Oh what you getting Some for me? I was like What is happening? I'm so sick Oh man We used to hunt No that's crazy We used to hunt Earth and gather Where I used to go fight And die at war I've been at Taco Bell And somebody was like Yo can you give me a taco? But hey Can you give me At the bank? Hey can you give me An extra hundred dollar bill While you there? I ain't no use going there Oh man And I don't even present Myself like a trick You really just gotta Know me to know But I guess like My social media niggas Know I got money I don't know Oh shit What you got on your Social media? Well I'm a nail tech So I always Travel I'm always posting My work Oh shit Shout out to your Nail tech business Shout out Okay so y'all I'm located in New Orleans, Louisiana And soon to be Located in Dallas Okay My Instagram is Joel's Nail Garden So J-O-S Nail Garden I'm the hottest In the city Fuck with me Shout out to you You coming to our Dallas show? We're gonna be there In September You know what? I will see about that Can't trick on Everybody but us Yeah you can't trick I'm done No we done with you That's why I Be saying Y'all tricks Ain't got no morals Spending money On a nigga hat But can't come to the show What type of shit Is that? Oh man Hey he doing things Y'all not doing I'm just saying Yeah he doing Other things Like hey let's do Something he do do Hang up You have a go man Come on now We gotta start Acting like I guess we gotta Start acting like Them niggas To get paid Hang up at her Hello Yo Yo what's up y'all What up what up Hold on man Nah you hold on You said what? I said coolin Yeah yeah I thought you said Hold on my fault bro What question did you Nah I said I'm coolin My fault I said my fault bro Fuck What question did you What question did you answer? My fault my fault my fault You said Oh nah it was It was Hold on let me go Look at it real quick Oh my god Nigga y'all niggas call I have like I have like I have like great instincts I don't like this nigga Y'all done talked to y'all before But y'all both was giggling and shit Oh Don't say that He talking about He talking about I had y'all niggas laughing I said the one A confession you wanna make Hang up I changed my voice though What's a confession you wanna make? If Mike say Blow hanging fruit one more time I'ma blow my brains out Can I explain yourself? No just Say low hanging fruit And let's get the call over with Say low hanging fruit I wanna hear I want me to die I wanna hear what he has to say first Nah bro Cause I've been listening to y'all for like Probably three four Three years something Three years yes It used to be Yeah so like Different times Depending on what job I have I would be like Audio listening and everything And I'm a barber now So like I've been listening to it lately But I can pay more attention Than I could in the past Congrats bro And like Lately Appreciate it I appreciate it But I've been I've been listening to it lately And I'm like Able to pay more attention To it and shit And I've realized like In the past Two days I've heard this nigga say Low hanging fruit About sixteen times Sixteen? Okay Let's get the real count on that Before you just start Throwing out numbers Sixteen is crazy He's just saying shit bro You know when you do Podcasts Let me explain to you something When you do a podcast And you have Two hundred and seventy one thousand I mean Two hundred and seventy one Episodes out Probably almost three hundred Including Patreon Nigga All right? There's gonna be a time you repeat words. You understand that? the same time i understand that for the same i understand the same way the same way you tell your clients the same old story about how your girl left you when you're cutting their hair is the same way i might say i've never said that i don't need to talk to them niggas when i'll be working no what you're doing right now there's low-hanging fruit what you're doing because you just you're just attacking wordplay bro there's 271 episodes i'm not i'm not attacking no i'm what else are you supposed to say like what's this i'm gonna ask where this nigga got the word what's the substitute give me another word so i can start using it i don't know you just gotta explain your vocab nigga no you said low-hanging i have to expand my vocab no no you said said low he say low-hanging fruit which is like a common thing to say so people understand it what should he replace it with i don't know just the frequency man like i'm not hating or not they're just yeah i'll be hearing because i listen i mean yeah niggas if they hearing it live it's a week apart you but like i listen to like multiple episodes in a row and like at least once every episode i heard it it's just like so you said so you said nobody else on the pod say something every episode the same way i mean yeah you say bitch ass nigga every pod but like whoa i didn't say it this pot yet this is perfect you bitch first of all first of all mike's nigerian okay you just came out here to glaze huh no that's right oh shout out your clients bro because they listening to this right now you showing them and shit you smiling actually no actually real shit i'll be in the i'll be in the uh and i'll be in the shop sometimes i'll be playing a podcast niggas be asking me what podcast it is so i'll be putting people on and shit yeah play this in the pie right here play this in the pie yo yo hey this what's your name bro cashes cashes cashes like cash is clay oh yeah yo nigerian hey shout out to my nigerian nigga cashes he putting y'all on in his barbershop i know he fucked a couple of y'all heads up but it don't matter he got he got crashed on these pod look at my page look at my page famous people i saw your shit i got dizzy and it's okay to let him know his and it's okay to let him know his fingers stink all right bro you have a good one bro low hanging fruit low hanging fruit low hanging fruit come on let's hear it come on low hanging nigga no no no no no no i'm trying to hear the boom let's hear it all right bro what up what up bro that was straight yep yep yep all right i got a question for you if you can get a message to anybody in the world who would it be and what would it say all right first i get a message to r kelly the man himself robert tell him to hold his head in that jail cell don't be a prisoner of the moment literally because right now a lot of people getting canceled bro and it's just like i feel like r kelly the only person that really fully got canceled like you know how people be like oh i separate the music from the person i just watched a michael jackson documentary yes i'm the same nigga that called y'all that long time ago hating on michael jackson i just watched the michael jackson documentary on netflix and he called that little boy a blowhole but nobody act like they didn't hear that bro come on bro that's crazy you can't call no little kid a blowhole and then be the king of pop so all i'm saying is when i'm at the weddings when i'm at cool family vibes and that step in the name of love come on joy around the whole room bro that's a that's like an undeniable song of happiness bro that was the other song he got happy people undeniable bro he just got to stay on that path like the road to redemption it's a long road bro think about how long chris brown been trying to redeem yo i had to turn on my earbuds uh what's good what's good what's good i had a question for you bro what's up all right if you can get a message to anybody in the world who would it be and what would it say mitch mcconnell for real for real i just need to just talk to him i just need to see if the wi-fi gonna drop i guess it's not really a question for real i just need to know if he real like is he dead like he's still here okay if you ask him that question and he says he's still alive what changes that's a lie i know it's a lie because we all know he did okay now i know that the whole government is lying got it so what if he said what he tells you he's dead or what somebody tells you because somebody confirms that he's dead if he dead then we good for real for real then we can move on we can you know i'm saying change all these laws where are you where are you where are you from where are you from richmond you vote hell no my my vote should not count as everybody like mine shouldn't be equal i know that so like how are you how are you worried people be worried about politicians and shit they don't even vote locally nah nope i'll leave that up to everybody else so why do you care about miss mcconnell because he just making laws for women and stuff like that it's fucking mitch mcconnell for sure thousand exactly that's the main thing you really don't even need a reason for yes yes yes we just got to make sure he gone but it sounds like you got a good head on your shoulders i don't get why you're not voting then i don't know it just i really i don't want to fuck up everybody else i guess i mean one vote it's just like bro what if i was that one vote that fucked up everything but what was your the one vote was your one vote was your the one vote that could change everything as well they're gonna vote bro they're not voting apathy or something nah it's just i don't know it's been like this forever bro i already knew i won't go and vote there's other people in the world that like study this shit i don't study this shit why don't you then why don't you listen to them i don't listen to them i don't talk to them i just you know i just be on my own shit if it ain't cars i don't care that's cool oh man you live your life how you want to bro did like did mitch mcconnell come up on your algorithm or something how did you even learn about him for real just like you scroll on tiktok bros everybody's talking about is he dead is he not dead and i seen a post the other day and they was talking about uh he chilling with sasquatch it was like a fucked up you know 180p photo and shit i'm like bro all right bro really kind of figured it out all right bro you have a good one man all right bro y'all too peace one sec guys i'm in the gym let me run out now you good bro let's start this question y'all got a question for you what's up uh if you can get a message to anybody in the world who would it be and what would you say if i could get a message to anyone in the world it would be to this girl i used to hook up with many years ago many moons ago um and apologize for giving her the worst thing i've ever given to anybody what made it the worst to anybody i've never performed this bad in my life what was bad about it so for one i just i just did not last busting so fast i'll pass me talking so bro like fast enough till i like i knew it was fast i mean you talk about like two minutes five minutes like dude probably and i don't know no no no nigga ain't no probably i i the thing is i don't even remember it was like oh yeah i don't remember it was like that shit was under 30 seconds okay keep going though you can finish at the speed of light it had to be like like literally i could not have done more than five minutes okay and so um yeah so like whatever i don't remember if there's much foreplay or not but um because i was back visiting in town and i was like yo come my hotel room like you know so she comes over um this is before like i was about to go out because it was like 9 p.m or something and so we hook up and i was just like partly in my feels partly embarrassed because i was going through or not going through but like no i was going through a divorce at the time like i mean my no no no no no stay on stay on uh course of the story don't do that well no this is part of like this is i well i feel like this is probably why i gave her white dick because i was like in my feelings and also um i probably i think she was probably the first person i had hooked up with since like my ex-wife oh okay my fault yeah yeah yeah and so like whatever we hook up terrible dick and so me i'm the type like normally you know why you keep glossing but like every time you say yo terrible dick you try to like go pass it really fast no no no no so normally normally after like you know i'll last a good amount of time whatever in 30 minutes 40 minutes 20 minutes whatever normal time right um but like i'm the type i don't like rounds like once i nut that's it i'm done don't like unless you're trying to give me an hour two hours later that day that's fine but i'm not going back to back okay and so she after like i i busted her fast she's like oh like it's fine like we'll just give it a couple minutes and we'll go again and i'm just like not with that no that's cool i literally i was like that was i literally i was like not like my boys are waiting for me downtown i gotta go oh that's crazy oh shit yeah he blamed on his divorce that he came fast weird you for like were you having sex with your your ex-wife i was but you you go too nuts without busting you can bust fast why or two two months my bad why why did you get a divorce why did i get a divorce that's what i asked you um i mean i i divorced her but like i wasn't a good partner in that relationship okay all right this is a weird way of answering that question okay it wasn't like infidelity or just like you guys just grew apart um it was like it was there was both so like i i was cheating the whole time but she never left me over it um i feel like i eventually grew apart from her because i was with her since high school yeah so we were together like eight years or something so eventually got to the point where it was probably like i just don't feel like this my partner no more and like i can't just keep dragging her like this she never cheated back no how do you know of um no i mean sure that i know but i'm pretty confident in that like i've you know had gone through her phone times before and stuff like that so you cheating and going through phones holy shit man when you're the one doing that that's projecting you know what's your message to uh the girl that you gave uh you did bad to you let me run it back i promise i could do better oh you want to run it back i would run it back have you hit her up so have you hit her oh so you weren't single when you did that well freshly broken up but i'm saying like if i ran it back now it's no issue i wouldn't be this wouldn't be cheating like you know like times in the past okay you just like you got a weird way of saying all that shit all right bro you have a good one man this is weird yeah man y'all too all right okay i got i got a question for you mike all right okay what's the first sex you seen when you're trying to get out of plans i i re-asked the question of what time the event starts because i feel like that opens up a an alley for me to then say i didn't know that was the time it was starting so it kind of gives me a little i was like oh damn it's actually starting at 10 yeah damn i thought it was starting at eight bro i don't think i can make it no the the one thing i do i say the wrong date on purpose so just like if something's on the 10th they'd be like yo bro you you popping out i'm like yeah bro i'm gonna beat her on the 9th bro they'd be like no no bro it's the 10th the 10th bro what the fuck i had this shit planned out i'm so mad right now y'all just incriminated yourselves because the next time i see one of y'all use that carrie carrie honestly with you i'm telling you the truth yeah me too i'm not coming is there a place to fart there or not carrie that sounds like a terrible idea i would be sitting this one out not gonna lie if i doom scroll there am i gonna be judged where do you even invite us to i would invite y'all out to state fair like as a group yeah are we vlogging it yep i'm about to say we ain't vlogging i ain't like i wasn't gonna show up regularly when was the last time you vlogged me i've never vlogged before in my life like not like by myself i just feel like it's just very boring well we can go to state fair i'm down i don't ride rise i'm really when is the state fair we should go on right that's the whole point i hate rise too i challenge you to go on a ride no you don't you don't like the i saw like the roller coaster shit they unpacked that shit in two hours and built why would i put my life on that how long is the state fair to um 16 16 come on let's go we got another twin here i'm like oh tomorrow i'm right here so we can show off our twins using what do you use them for these niggas collection items i i just use them to prove like damn i'm not that ugly oh my gosh you should be saying follow them on instagram uh the youngest pharaohs i just signed these niggas i own these niggas could have been so we said y'all sexualized the word daddy too much my kid's gonna have to call me king slime no real shit i used to call my dad daddy until like up until like 2007 and then somebody heard me they'd be like he'll daddy what the fuck going on here i used to do i saw my daddy too you're calling me dad daddy society is overly just freaked out though it is there's a lot we've got problems it is a lot of it's the internet though yeah it's a younger generation to be honest i hate to be like the old head it's the young niggas but it's them young freaky niggas though the yf fans i call them no real shit um them niggas are so freaky bro that's really not even cool um this is tweet thread that i really like it says niggas see you balling they want to follow you oh follow follow you follow you follow tweet tweet two at the line they see you balling so in life i'm saying they see you balling and they like no no no i'm about to hate yeah to bring you down see you to the free throw line um and then it was a bunch of people um you know tweeting under it making their own little analogies somebody say game ain't rigged i just got the cheat code snap snap snap then somebody said can't even act broke somebody said can't even act broke they know gotta be broke unfortunately that's the bar that's the real shit you realize like back in the day like i depend like when i made the smallest when i was in college people thought i had a lot of money and then when i was like out of college and like making a lot of money for somebody that's out of college people thought i didn't have any money and it just like used to be able to hide it back then but now like everything's like so searchable like you can literally get on crash dummies uh or check gbt and be like oh how much do you crash dummies make they got this that net and then feed it the information and get an estimate number back like it's actually crazy would it be real would it be accurate no it's never accurate but it's just like they can put them in some ballpark which is just like people just pocket watch it'd be like wide ranges though it'd be like crash dummies makes uh ninety thousand dollars to a million dollars a year yeah okay yeah i don't fucking know what i'm talking about i don't fucking know that yeah i damn sure the government better not say no shit like that nah exactly i make uh uh fifty thousand fifty thousand i'm gonna say i make twenty five thousand i'm gonna go lower than you then i need i need government i am broke i need government help i need government assistance okay um oh this is bad it says my phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive and i've never related with a tweet more like when i watch a whole movie all the way through and i understand it i didn't rewind it pause it i feel so productive like when i walk out of the movies i get like a better feeling than being a father no oh my god but no no no that's because you're reversing like the adhd talk to me oh i was gonna send you i was gonna send you a tick-tock it's been people like adhd community i don't know how i got in this adhd that's it that's some adhd shit i don't know but it was it was a lot of people talking about like them getting on the different type of uh adhd medicines and stuff like that and then like they're life changing forever i just want to see how would you act if uh you think i need medicine if he was medicated have you been diagnosed me yeah man hell no can't diagnose me i diagnose him right back like you have adhd and you're a what's up that's part of the adhd yeah whatever doctor don't you tell me oh bad did it say how much we made it kind of did it was very long i was like i'm not reading all of this it said how long you want this to be are you pocket watching she looked enough for real just yes just the number give me a number um it said my estimate if i had to estimate their business revenue before expenses and taxes conservative they would make between three hundred and fifty thousand to five hundred thousand dollars a year and they say likely five hundred thousand to eight hundred thousand god damn we balling huh some influencer estimate sites put their total annual business revenue in the 700k to 1 million range that's a big ass range yeah but they said that's not what y'all take home so oh yeah individually harar believe all those numbers all right moving on oh oh i like this this is my favorite tweet of the week y'all definitely gonna laugh about this because we some uh carrie gonna laugh about this one no i'm not gonna not not say you relate but you're gonna laugh about it because you a music head okay it says your man gotta stand to the left when fight night by migos come on hit him with the hit him with the right i thought he hit both ways why he gotta stand to the left your man gotta stand to the left when fight night by migos comes on come on gene send him home tell him what it is he don't know real niggas saying to the left fake broke niggas stand to the left rich niggas stand to the right i thought it was the hip the mama said she looking at me i'm not the pussy out like mike hit him with the left hit him with the right come after that oh but bro needs to stand to the left like your man gotta stand but it just you need to stand to the left who you why i'm a broke nigga yeah oh yeah true true very true come on 23 000 that's pod shit man i'm just in the ground right now i'm living in the studio shit this motherfucker turned into a bed oh yeah that's what you guys talk about the fucking flock cameras a flock camera here in wisconsin led brookfield police to conduct a high-risk stop on i-94 thursday involving a car that had already been cleared in a milwaukee homicide investigation mpd says staff inadvertently failed to remove the vehicle alert from the system that's crazy and flock cameras are crazy like man wait what's the flock camera is those cameras that uh that that the government kind of like uh put everywhere right now and it can track you because they're all like interconnected within one system like a real cct yeah yeah so it's like got your license plate and it can tell exactly where you went where you coming back and it could just alert them if they follow all they gotta do is type in like whatever description they want to type exactly and it just follows you all the way around and it basically builds a map and there's been cases too where like uh officers have been abusing those systems where like they're following they're stalking women that rejected them in the past yeah because they can like kind of find out where they're going and like their route they're taking so like really creepy shit like that but we can't find missing people come on now talk about it about it i don't want to talk about it but the the thing is like bro that shit the the technology is getting crazy i've seen one time where the police were investigating this neighborhood and they believe like 12 people in a neighborhood out of like the 30 houses that were in there were selling drugs and they were all working together so it on the map every person had their color and they basically showed a map of every person going into like each house so they could be like oh dude with the red line he went to this house this house this house this time this time this time and they had it all mapped out and then you got people like you got simple murder cases about black children and they can't even figure it out bro there's never no flock cameras over there man never no literally no flock cameras i just think everyone should just not commit any more crimes how about that that's it that's it uh what's the other one the utopia you're thinking about yeah that's never gonna happen that girl that girl like class president and shit don't be vending machines in every hallway how do you guys feel about the the trend of like athletes saying making x amount of millions of dollars isn't that much money have you been seeing that i saw i think um who's that on the books who talked about that a little bit kuzma yes um i think it just depends on what their lifestyle is honestly i think that's what the main conversation should always be yeah some people are saying 20 million dollars isn't really 20 million dollars because the tax man and this and that and i think it's a lifestyle thing and i think especially the people that are not making the most money on these soul teams i think they try to live the lifestyles that the people that are making the the real money on the team and then it's not it's a lifestyle thing i don't i don't i think everybody missing a point a little bit i think everybody keeps like relating it to like us i think they're talking to each other like i think when somebody gets on a podcast and they'd be like yo 20 million don't mean a lot because of this that and this they're not talking to like us that make 25 000 a year but they are talking to us they're talking to no i know they're saying on a podcast but i'm think they're talking to their peers also like sometimes like when we podcast we're talking to content creators that can take our advice or take what we're doing and apply it to themselves where every content creator can't because they're not on that level they're talking to when they say 20 million so if kuzma get on there and say 20 million is not this not that odell beckham they're talking to how many players just got drafted how many how many people that's not the majority so if they're doing that that's dumb how it's just one topic they can talk to a specific group for one topic if you say something it doesn't always if you say something on your pod sometimes it doesn't always apply to everybody sometimes you're only talking to women sometimes you only say that though that's why it's very important to not say every or like all why you don't want to generalize why would they ever think somebody that makes 50 000 would chime in to how they saying 20 million is not a lot because they're on a podcast with mostly consumers who are making pennies but so also but the thing is when you make some money and like you're you're actually popular because you know it's some people out here that make millions of dollars and nobody know who they are but if you make money and you're popular you have to pay for extra stuff you got to pay to live in a better place because you're not going to be you got to pay to have like a better car because you got to go more places to make more money so like they got to spend a little bit more but they when they even phrase these things they were like people always saying that oh how'd you lose this million dollars how'd you lose that this this and that then they go into their excuses how they lost it so that's their for me they're still talking to the general public because that's who are chastising them about how you make this much money because a lot of it's like how this person go broke by getting this type of money obviously is a financial literacy problem and just a lifestyle problem but it's easy though it's easier to go broke than it is to maintain like how many look at the percentage of the lottery winners you look at that every time it's a major lottery winner like there's a big percentage of them that lose all their money within seven years i'm talking about people winning 50 100 million dollars losing it all yeah a lot of people don't know how to manage money yeah but that shouldn't be normal it is though but also they'll be i don't think those people would say that's not a lot of money right that's the whole point about saying that's not a lot of money it's not honest you anybody can blow money i've been financially irresponsible i still think i could be more financially responsible today but still it's not the point we're saying like uh 20 million dollars or 30 million dollars isn't a lot of money to to an audience of people there the average yeah but they fit up to the yeah it's like bro it just sounds it sounds to me it sounds a little bit ungrateful in a sense i get what you're trying to say like they might be talking to their peers but some of the conversation doesn't sound like it's not a lot of money like hey y'all all the young players coming up make sure y'all save y'all money because this could be you that type that doesn't seem like this that type of conversation i i get what you're saying they're saying it as like an excuse but i also feel like a lot of people if you gave them 20 million dollars today they go broke they go broke in a little bit and i think people okay that's what people think you know i'm saying i was speaking you're you're also you're also older then oh shit okay so i recently saw that forbes put out their highest paid podcasting list and since y'all are podcaster well i'm a podcaster too but how do y'all feel about that list it was started a lot of conversations mostly because there were no black women on it and i did a whole episode talking about that but what y'all think i honestly i don't really pay attention to those lists like that because once i start seeing like 10 million and and up it's like it's not really my conversation to really have because i'm not in that range but i don't know i thought i thought the list was it's always hard to know how accurate those lists are because those are information that people don't have and i don't know i don't know if i'm like offer i know that joe budding was uh like 15 or something i think yeah maybe 10 with like 20 million and that's just that was that number goes based on like what he made on his patreon we don't know how much is like uh his price pick deal is and all these other stuff so i don't know it's always hard to kind of gauge that but there's no black women on it no not one top 20 i just gotta give it time poor minds probably be there so that's what i said i said that too but it also always have to work harder to get the things that we have essentially even though we do really great stuff and have a lot of great podcasts out there that i feel like should be on the list but it also made me think do our do you feel like men and i'm not trying to okay how do i want to work this i'm trying to rate the audience yeah because some of the conversation was do women need to get their business mind up a little bit more as far as having more merch for their podcast or just trying to diversify the ways that they make money from their podcast like how men think about it i just think about it just that the podcast space was very male dominated for a really long time and it's like it's just now that a lot of more women podcasts are hard to get popular so i think it's just kind of like the a game of catch-up yeah i think it's like the nba because women were on there yeah like mel roberts or something right yeah mel robbins you have from crime junkie um and a few more i think i think it's just like it's a really tough spark uh tough start for like women that have podcasts because they they get haters not to say like we didn't have haters but like usually like when men start podcasting people just be like i don't give a fuck i'm not gonna comment yeah but sometimes like you'll see uh women they'll have a podcast and it just started like they got a thousand followers and they'll post something it'll get 2 000 likes it's a first viral video they geeked and then you'll see like 200 comments comments telling them shut the fuck up all this like you know misogynistic shit and just like they get haters right away because there's so many men in the space of podcasting right now that obviously there's more men that listen to podcasts than women you know so just like that's what's here and then some like some of them are misogynistic and then you're coming into their space and then now they're calming on yourself you don't have enough confidence to go on especially when you try to uh when i feel like when women try to be sarcastic or make jokes it gets taken totally the wrong way all the time i don't know because i i think about the audience too though because i'm like okay do they need to diversify their audience not on them but do they need to get more people of different backgrounds to listen to them too you know like a poor mind i feel like their demographic is very strong but i don't know i can tell but no i i feel like poor minds is definitely going to be there uh really soon so hopefully we see more women on the list as well black women yes yes poor minds definitely on the way there's there's other ones that that i've seen that are on the rise there's ones that have like a lot of following there's so many podcasts there's so many so many content creators there's so much money in podcasting as well that's the thing that i think that's the most like inspiring part about seeing those lists like that because i don't need to like it would be it'd be great to make a 40 minute podcast like that because i don't need to like it would be it'd be great to make a 40 million 20 million a year amazing that's a great goal but even as you start to get to the 10 million a year the 5 million a year then it's like it's still great okay i know i'm finna we finna get off it but like i don't know i just feel like that's what kind of bothers me especially with like a poor minds because they've been doing it for so long and i don't they're just now getting their just due but it's like why has the money not been there for them to have been on that list and we obviously know why but it goes by listenership too yeah if you see like the mel the mel lady she does have a really really big audience i think a lot of it does go by the just pure numbers yeah no and they're paving away that's what that's what happens when you're paving away there's like wmba players that are retired and they paved the way now there's a wmba player that's making a million dollars a year it can just be frustrating if you have like a new celebrity who gets this podcast and all of a sudden they're making boo-coo amounts of money with no downloads like that no real following just because they're known when you have podcasts like a kiki palm or maybe this is kiki palmer or a poor minds podcast who have been doing it for a decade now but i also think they also built that um i think it's with any podcast now it's about building that social currency in a sense like those celebrities kind of built those social currency to kind of get those other deals and other in other fields it's also about it's also about existing audiences like it's so easy for someone to come in a barstool like like podcast because their audience already exists in the podcast world like it's so easy for someone to come in a barstool like like that's the other like barrier that people don't think about it's just like there's people not listening to podcasts like there's people everybody doesn't listen to podcast like there's black women that don't listen to podcasts like my mom doesn't listen to a podcast but she would now you know like she listens to poor minds and they've dragged her to podcasting so i think it's just like doing that and then more people jumping in that space and then multiplying that audience that way too i stumbled i stumbled upon a poly facebook group i don't know i'm always finding these random uh facebook groups but it's like one of those ones that like suggest it right and it was a post it was a poly couple it says poly uh poly dating drop a pic and let the and let the comments do the rest couples or singles right and in the comments it was just a whole bunch of like dudes saying uh looking for a poly relationship looking for poly relationships there's a whole bunch of single people saying they want it and i think that's very lazy and selfish of the guys in the comment because they're not going into the wild and actually looking for the people they're not going into the wild and actually looking for the people they're just trying to find two random ass girls that want to like be in a relationship yeah or they're trying to fuck somebody's wife it's like you gotta watch you bro no no i get that you should have a wife like as a guy right you should come as a as a uh a couple already looking for a poly no not to make this sexist this should only be women out there in that group to me that are like oh i'm looking to add on yeah because just like as a guy the whole point usually in how poly works is like the guy earns all the money and the women take care of the household so it just like you a dude out here we gotta have our poly expert back on here there was one we had one we have an expert for anything you ever want to know on this pod really anything think just name one thing you want to know about right it can be super random i bet you we got a person we'll have a person next week dogs dogs come on now we already had zookeeper t no no not zookeeper t cool kids kennel yes kkk uh kk2 i was about to be my next one that was his name that was his name i know but that was good going to be my next category is in that category yes we had a rate a trump supporter when we had hassan on the podcast we had a trump supporter who didn't like black people call in on the podcast because that's the same thing oh we can find one too it's somebody it's definitely the kkk member yes it's a dude watching this podcast and we the only two niggas that he lets like i fuck with them boys right there oh no anybody else um no it's another tweet it says white girls be like i'm not racist i'm just dating a racist and then when they break up with them they she starts exposing them and i just want to say this is just like i hate that shit that's what i hate the most like some people like they'll come to you and just like did you know uh the owner of the salon did this that and this and this that and this and then it's all that and just like wait didn't you get fired you know i'm saying just like so you got fired and you waited till you got fired and now there's a problem and now you want to stick up for people it's just like there's a lot of people that try to be activists when it feels safe yes it's like it's safe now we can we can we can say this person is racist now yes and that's only to say like we talking about racism we're not talking about all the other shit but we're talking like strictly racism and like people doing wrong stuff where there will be no harm if you stuck up for it you just don't want everybody paying attention to you and you don't want that pressure i don't like that don't come tell me some shit after the fact yeah after you done hung with the nigga and shit that's why i like miss rachel miss rachel oh yeah she'd be standing up for the cause yeah she on the right side of history no she don't really have a history i'm wondering how many overalls she got no shout out to her though i wish she was black all right um somebody said my last tweet of the week somebody said why are threesomes only for sex why can't i join some random couples and arguments and that's just so real i feel like i was soft so much no there's a lot of ways there's a lot of ways i was sauce up lux go sit down go sit down go sit down i'm not playing go sit down before i take it away but but i think i've actually said this one on the pod before what that tweet a week you did yeah yeah i think so oh no you did yeah wow well it's there's there are certain people that in their arguments when you kind of hear your friends arguments especially when they give you the play-by-play and they say something and they say something he's like bro you said that like bro you're not trying to win the argument i was at work with with uh i was at work when one of my homies was arguing yeah and he was like arguing on speakerphone so i was like matter of fact he wasn't arguing on speakerphone i just seen him like frazzled you know i was like i told him put him on speakerphone so i started like texting on my phone responses for him and he was like i'm not gonna put him on speakerphone i'm not gonna like a live agent yeah there's some friends that need that and it's not even a point of like trying to win the argument it's also like try to guide them to make the argument not to make the argument worse yeah no i'll be trying to like make sure they got a place to sleep tonight it's not like you trying to fight her a little bit too much and you're not coming on my couch bro you need to fix that like you ever had a friend that just like says some shit and it's like straight out of a man i just don't like when my girl come home late bro oh what should i say i'm like yo bro she come home late let her know your boundaries let her know how that makes you feel insecure some type of way and then he come to work the next day like yo bro we broke up like how bro what happened she came home late and i called her a slut and it's like why would you do that you're like bro i can't help myself yeah nigga you don't deserve her oh my god oh man why is she coming home late though that is crazy let that woman work whoa whoa you just rage baited them you just rage baited the fuck out of them why do y'all keep letting her speak hey listen um last thing i do want to say though drake if you're listening i would like an invite to your next strong women stronger drinks event that was a lot of fun it looked like hey he was getting out a lot of money no he's showing he gave away he giving 25 he bought a girl a house on that Show with the Nook Boys $25,000 in a Birkin $25,000 in an all expense page trip He gave Lena the plug He gave her an all expense page trip And she got money And he said you can invite me or invite somebody else Adam 22 you're a cuck There's 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