Son of a Slopcast | Son of a Boy Dad #439

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A little bit of support. Oh, I offered to give them a ride because for some reason it didn't occur to me that they would be going nearby. Where did the kid go after you send him on like an Uber home? I said find your own way. I put his hands on the shoulder and I slapped his ass and I said go ahead. Figure it out. I was wondering that the whole way here was like if you're coming into the city for the doctors appointment, where does the child go? He's outside the door. He's still here. I set him up in a playpen. Nice. I set him up in a pack and play. You got Dan watching him downstairs. Not Dan. Oppose. Finn's watching Dan's back. Right. Yeah. Finn's got a nine on him. But no, he was, well, how are you planning to get us to the doctor's appointment? I was going to, I would have come and picked you up my car because it then brought you to the doctor and then presumably gone on my way to my haircut. Where would my jit have sat? Your child? Yeah. These are the types of things that someone with without any prospects or seed of my own overlooks. I don't have a child seat in my car. We need to get you on. Yeah. I know. Yeah. It's all I think about. You should have four child seats, passenger seat, everything. All boosters. You should be sitting in a child seat in the front seat. Yeah. We need to get you a child seat just so they're all populated. But luckily it was a short walk and I was able to walk my child home, drop them off and then sit and stand still traffic for an hour straight. Yeah. It's been slammed because Trump has to galvanze around the city. It's really unfortunate. Did you hear how he said it? I got to walk my, I walked, walked them home. That's because he has not gendered his child. Oh, that's so nice. It's just very progressive and it's waiting that for its 18th birthday, and it won't you name it later. Maybe earlier. Yeah. They make the call. Yeah. It's up to them. But the balls in their court. Yeah. Yeah. You got pink and blue ready to go. It's all up to you now. Yeah. It's just an absence of color. They live in a clear room right now. They literally live in a large glass. Finn is the perfect name on his 18th, on its 18th birthday. Do they be Finneas or Finzi? Oh, very nice. Finzi. Yeah. I've heard that one before. Oh, it's Lindsay, but with an F. Oh, nice. I like that. Lindsay, I think Finneas, I think Jason Kelsey's daughter's name's Finn. Is that so? I think so. Jason Kelsey? Daughter. That's great. Love that guy. It's so happy for him. What did they, what was, I saw a post of Jason Kelsey, oh, it was him in the, it was him in that box with like Pat McAfee and Wayne Gretzky. Yeah. And the boss and what the boys guys posted it and they were like dream rotation. Yeah. It's like, I'm going to be one of the worst rotations. Maybe Wayne Gretzky would be cool, but. You know that Taylor and Will are just sitting there like concentrating really hard to grow a beard. So maybe they can get a third of the. Yeah. If he, Jason Kelsey, market share that ESPN is giving out. Yeah. They need, you need a razor sharp beard to be in that crew. They fired a beer that could open the letter. Yeah. They fired Brian Clark and Cam Newton into the sun. Jason Kelsey and Pat McAfee could get a bigger piece of the pie and all those boys he just buy. You see Pat McAfee's smoking dope live on air. Oh, yeah. He was smoking dope. Just like throwing a middle finger to the upper management of ESPN, literally on air just putting it just like in the middle of a take, in the middle of a takeaway. It is funny to be like like he is ESPN though. So it's like, who is he still mad at? They fired everyone at the company for him and he's still like, fuck the management. Yeah. It's like, bro, you are the man, you're, you're, you're the guy. It's your company. Yeah. Like he is, he is ESPN. Pat McAfee ESPN. He, uh, he, yeah, he's just a punky teen, honestly, I think he's just like disgruntled with, uh, the way of the world. And he's rebellious. And when there's no one left to, yeah, Pat McAfee weft for there was no one left to rebel against. Pat McAfee weft because there were no more viruses to block all the networks that have been conquered. Do you remember, do you remember McAfee antivirus? Of course. No. It was that one in Norton. They were the, they were. Pepsi and Coke, the Israel Palestine, the anti viral virus software. Norton is still, uh, still use it. Yeah. Yeah. And Pat McAfee was like, or not Pat Mc, John McAfee was like, shitting on like hookers or no, he got shit on by hookers. He would pay like, uh, literally, shit on literally, he would pay these women to take dumps on him. Did you ever watch that documentary? It's amazing. No. They interview a bunch of women and they get to the point where like these Spanish-speaking women have to admit that they shit on him and they would just be like, that's what I would say. That would be an ultimate fuck you to the management. Getting shit on on live TV. Like, I don't think weed really gets it don't like weeds legal pretty much everywhere outside of like a couple places, like I want to see Pat McAfee shooting up on TV. I want to see him come in with a needle sticking out of his arm or like doing an amputation or something. And that's like super gory against anything that you're allowed to do that. Whatever the FCC says, fuck the FCC. What's the FCC even been up to, bro? I remember when Eminem was out, the FCC was making it into songs. Mm-hmm. I have no idea. So the FCC won't let maybe say the FCC there. Mm-hmm. Yes. Really? Bro, I never knew that. The FCC, bro. I thought he said the SEC. He's talking about football. Yeah. He's talking about the regulations and the referees. Yeah. But I feel so empty without me. Interesting. [BLANK_AUDIO] love Eminem. Yeah, you have to. He was so punky. That's real punk. That's real punk. That's not of that fake punk shit. Smoking weed. Casually. No, that could be needs to be on like a cocktail of drugs, designer drugs, like Eminem was 100% used to make a rhyme. Well, the traffic was really bad. I'm sorry that you got that you also got fucked by it. Yeah, it was it happened yesterday too. I got slammed yesterday. It's insane. I thought that fucking Trump is in DC with Zohron. It's not Trump, brother. It's the big end. Who? You know who? Oh, he's he's a he's local. The king is in town. All right. Or he was in town yesterday at least. Well, then what's still going on today? Making sure he's not still here. Yeah. That's why him and Trump have to be in different cities to set up a loan survivor type of situation. They can't be in the same spot at the same time. I was biking home yesterday and I got to first have and all the streets were closed. And then I was telling them I was I was like, you know what? First have how like, well, maybe you don't know, but you can either keep going like kind of like tilt left and go up first have or they goes, you go through the tunnel. Yeah. And I got they closed the street. So all the sudden I'm I'm entering the tunnel on a city bike. That's dark night. That's literally dark night. Complete stop right right outside of the tunnel. And I was like, I'm not I can't go into the tunnel. I don't know where this is going to spit me out. Yeah. And that's turned around. That's what the difference is between you and the guy for whom tunnels to towers is. Yeah. Run tunnels to towers. Because he got on a city bike inside the tunnel. He actually ripped it off the back of the tunnel and biked to the World Trade Center. So every year. Yeah. I didn't know they had city bikes back then. No, they didn't. That's why I changed. Oh, everything changed after 9/11. They got city bikes. So I turned around and then I went up to a cop. And I had a little bit of a tube. I won't lie. Because I was pissed. You know, I'm sure that the cops are super happy at this point. Oh, they're they're I mean, they're giggling. Yeah. They're just happy that the big N is in town. And I said, uh, do you know how to get to the Queensborough bridge from here? And one of them walked away. And the other one, he looks at me and he just goes, I'll be honest, I have no idea. And then we both started laughing. I biked away. You laughed? Yeah, I laughed. I was like, all right. I wouldn't be able to find it in me to laugh. I laughed because it was just like such like, I was like, she's gonna say and she's gonna say like, no, or she's gonna tell me to like, go fuck off or something. And then she was very honest. And was just like, I have no idea. Yeah. I'm like, I'll go pass him. And I'll be like, I'm gonna fuck these fucking cops. And then you like see the look on their face. Oh, yeah. It's aspiration. And they're in hell right now. People were people were really appin' at them. Yeah. I was like, what can they do? It's not like they're holding up traffic for their own game. It was like, I mean, it was really weird. Like, it was, uh, it was a lot more cops than I've ever seen. And a lot of like, um, why church? No. Like, uh, like, I don't know if it was the military or what, but a lot of dudes in the entire uniforms could have been the idea. It's, uh, massage. Practicing craftmigua. Some are some are some are salts. They're were, but they were also they were doing like secret service guys with like suits and earpieces. And then I was biking and I heard one of their walkie talkies go off and they were like, keep an eye on this guy. Well, uh, and I was like, brother, literally like they're like, they're walked there. Like they're, they're anticipating someone is going to do something bad. But this is crazy. Everyone's got to be vigilant. But it's like, where are the enemy? Like the people of New York, like we were the enemy yesterday. Like they were protecting from us. We were the virus. Like, isn't that's why we need a McAfee. We truly were. Like it literally felt like it was like they're closing off all the roads so that like, I can't attack someone. I just want to go home. I don't want to attack anybody. Yeah, let me home. Yeah, that's the hijacker said. Like, all right, fight. And then I get my Uber driver said it was the worst day ever. Yeah, the poor, I feel bad for the, I feel bad for everybody right now. Yeah. The Uber drivers, the cops, the Uber drivers aren't hell. Oh, yeah. My Uber, I Uber here today. I was raging the whole way here. He was. Yeah, furious. My guy last night went rogue. And he was like, just drive basically driving in bike lanes, hopping curves. Oh, yeah. And he just like, I mean, I couldn't get enough of it. He was saving the day and he was saving the day individually. Yeah, they're fed up because the time just kept on going up, going up. But some of them won't even like drive in the red bus lane. Yeah, that should fuck the red bus. Yeah, that should get me really mad when you get a pussy, Uber driver. Cause like, I'm fine with someone that follows the rules. But at a certain point, it's like, guy, for what it's worth as someone who drives a lot in the city, I get, I'll get tickets where it's just a camera that takes a picture of me in the bus Oh, really? And that's, that's even if I'm just, if I'm taking the right real, you have to be in the bus lane. I've gotten a ticket before. Really? Can you like, like, dispute that or do you think about that? Probably. It's probably flock picking you up. It must be full surveillance. Everything is being watched. Oh, you were in the bus lane. $1,000 bang. Yeah. You can't leave the house without a ticket these days. No. But think about, think of all the criminals they catch. Oh, so many. So many bad guys are being caught. That's the relief of it all is that like, that crime has stopped. That crime has grinded to a halt because of the fog cameras. Like, are we fucked? Like, it's kind of starting to feel like we're fucked. Like, it's over. Like, I just feel like we're waiting for something a bad to happen. Hmm. And no one else getting that vibe. I feel good. This is the best I've felt personally know about the country, about the country right now in my life. The best you felt in your life. This is probably the worst country ever. It took me 25 years to get over the fear of 9/11. So finally on that anniversary, I took my first deep breath because I knew the air was clean. And every day sense has been like a rebirth. Yeah. Now I get it now because I've emerged from a chrysalis of fear. Yeah. I got over it a little quicker than you did, but I was like, God, I didn't get over it. But my, you know, I'm able to leave the house and feel comfortable. But that's only been like that for probably 15 years or so. Hmm. It makes me, it makes me happy as hell for you. Yeah. I mean, your optimism is refreshing. Sometimes, sometimes I'll, I'll say to myself, you know, normally I, for 25 years, I would ride the subway home from work. Yeah. And these days, I'm just, I'm like, maybe I'll walk. Why not? Get your 10,000 steps protein and weight lifting. That's all you need. Maybe I'll walk. Why are you walking? I'm afraid of the subway. No, because I know that buildings won't collapse on my head. If you're on the subway or if you're walking. If I'm walking. I like that. They should take the subway because I wanted to be underground. Yeah. No, I get it now. It was better air quality underground. Yeah. Yeah. There's no mezzo-thelio underground. Yeah. And by the way, that wasn't even because of 9/11. Oh. That was because of the bombing rates the Germans would do against London. Oh, it goes back years. Yeah. That was my first fear. Then imagine what, how much worse it got when 9/11 layered on top? Yeah. Yeah. Because the first, the first, how old was I? It was 11, 12, first 11, 12 years of my life. Whenever I came to New York City, I slept in the subway tunnels. Oh, my God. Yeah. You slept in there. But it was different then. Everyone was, it was like a communal, like, you know, keep calm. Keep calm and carry on. Yeah. And we all, like even the homeless people, like we all were homeless. Yeah. Yeah. Technically. That was, there's a lot more community pre-9/11. Mm-hmm. It was an ancestral fear that you had. By the way, speaking of endless tunnels, I watched back rooms. Oh, yeah. Did you see it? I did. Did you see it? I didn't nor will I ever so spoil away. I didn't like it. I don't know how to feel about it. I'm not sure. I didn't love it. I will say, the acting was excellent. Yeah. I thought that Chihuatil Joji Abaco was phenomenal. Yeah. Very good. And then the girl from the most dangerous woman in the world are the most horrible woman in the world, which is an awesome movie. Oh, that's the one that's not in English, right? Correct. So she's the therapist. She was also great. And even though I had no fucking idea what was going on. For the entire movie, their acting was so good that it didn't bother me that much. Yeah. I would agree with that. You can get through the movie, for sure. It's enjoyable, but it doesn't make much sense. And then you look it up and you find out it's like about abuse or trauma, like every single movie that's been made in the last 10 years. Oh, yes. I learned all this stuff about how there was this 16-year-old kid who had developed a web series that became like this cult hit, which he then spawned into the movie. Oh, really? Yeah. He sold that to 824 when he was 20 years old. because his name is Cade something. And so that move, what's that? Cade. Of course, it's of course, asie. He's just Nepo. Yeah. But he, he, I think this movie was like a piece in his storyline. Yeah. Which I think made me feel like if I hadn't been plugged into his previous stuff, then that hurt my ability to understand it. But there's going to be more stuff that spins out from this. And I wonder how much you're a series. How much do you think he sold it for? I mean, it did $88 million. And it's like opening or something. Yeah, it did well. Do you think he touches that? Cade Thomas Anderson. You think he gets it? Yes, I do. That's awesome. I didn't know if it was the type of thing where you get slaves on your first deal. And then your second deal, they'll just pay you fucking nine figures for that term before. Slaived. Slaived. Yes, you have. Uh, Gilly set it up on, uh, he was like, when he was talking to Rick Ross, he was like, you got him in the slave. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is true. Meek male. Yeah. Yeah. You got me. 1853. Yeah. That's true. Dude, you know, I've been posting these stand-up clips about like dating, and Gen Z and stuff. Of course. So Instagram now is like, oh, you want to see eligible women. And it's been feeding me on my discovery feed. It's like every third one. It's like fragrance influencer, bodybuilder, girl. So it knows you. Yeah. And I don't know where this came from. And I'm almost afraid to say this. But Instagram has like out of nowhere been feeding me high school girls. Whoa. And I am not comfortable with that. And they know how old they are. It knows how old they are. And it knows how old I am. Yeah. That's on Instagram. Yeah. Because I immediately swipe past and contact their parents. Yeah, you should. Well, that's what I mean, you're probably copying the link. And then that's just showing that they I'll go that you want more of it. I copy the link. I look up the parents on LinkedIn. I direct message them by paying for the expensive service. And I say, have you seen what she's been wearing lately? Yeah. Yeah. Because it's all over my Instagram. Are we going to do something about this? Because it starts with this next thing she's on the pole. I mean, this is what they want. This is what I'm talking about. Like they want, they're trying to turn us all into pedophiles now. Yeah. And this is just, I mean, they can arrest all of us. It's purely Mark Zuckerberg trying to be cool. I think Mark Zuckerberg is like trying to show off to you. He's like, oh, Frances is like a cool guy from my alma mater. Like maybe like I could like kind of sway him with like offering him the Epstein. He's trying to be the next Epstein. Yes. Yes. Yes. He is. Mark Zuckerstein. He's too scared to, bro. So he's like, he's dipping the toe, but he's not fully diving in. They're trying to convince us that Epstein wasn't actually all that bad. So they're trying to turn us all into pedophiles so that we can all be like, okay, I get it. You know, that's what that's the next step. Yes. I know. But you did. Yeah. You went to this through the same shit. Exactly. What Epstein did was no different than you. You like he scrolled on Instagram reels. You need to clench your algorithm. What's the opposite of young girls, young boys? I thought you were going to say old, old women. Yeah, young boys, young boys, young boys. Yeah. Bro, it's weird because my joke that is that is caused this is all about how I I don't like younger women. Yeah. And Instagram Instagram was like, oh, yes, that's your thing. Yeah. Why don't we go even? Yeah. You sure about that? Yeah. You sure about that? Yeah. You don't like young women. You just haven't seen how young they can. Yeah. Yeah. Before we before we jump to conclusions, let's push it a little farther. Let's take the mic you out. Yeah. That's troubling. By the way, I know one of the only reason I know this is that like I would one of them had heard like high school like lacrosse sure. Yeah. I'm sure. And I was like, what the fuck is going on here? Yeah. You got to hope it's post-grad. Yeah. Maybe it's post-grad. It's throwback shirt. Yeah. I like to wear like a throwback shirt. Yeah. Well, maybe that was it. I hope I hope I hope to God. That was it because if they're trying to honeypot you in your own algorithm, that's entrapment. All right. That's not even on you. I don't like I don't like it. I'm yeah, I know. It's what I'm saying. What you should do is meet up with one of these girls in a grocery store and tell her off. Yeah. You should be like, hey, like this is a here's a local Kroger that we could go to and just give her with the old what for and be like, this is enough. This is enough post and like this online or like reverse pedophile, huh? I was going to say I could DM what I'm getting over to people I suspect might be. Oh. And then meet them at a home depot. Oh, yeah. Be a middle man. Be a pedophile. Middle man. Be I'll entrap them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Furnish. I'm surprised you haven't gone down that route because of your lust for justice and your hunt for a week opponent to to bludgeon. Yeah. The that one that whole world's a little too dark for me. My type of justice is like more unwritten rules. Yeah. I'm more of an un enforcing the unwritten rules type of thing. Unlike the ones that are involved. That's like a rule. That's like one of the commandments. Yeah. I'm a you're more of like an intersection protector. Yeah. I'm like, don't don't eat the last slice of pizza when someone else would like some of it with the last roll in half. Have you seen what's going on? What's the when you're coming towards Brooklyn from the west? Was that wife avenue? What's that one where like it's the biggest merge of all time and everybody's going. Yes. That's where I filmed my thing. I filmed the one one of my videos is there. Yeah. That exact spot. Two of them are there at wife. People not only do people ride all the way up. There's three lanes of cutters because there's people that ride up all the way and like wait for a hole. And then there's a group that will just come across the double white line front of it all the way to the front. And if you do that, you save an hour. Yeah. Yeah. You do. Like I had a newer driver who like came up in the far right lane and just stayed there. Didn't try to go around anything and that we were probably just sitting still for a cool half hour. It's crazy. Yeah. You know, look, I don't know what to say about it. I don't know what to say. That makes me so angry that I you blood boils start scrolling Instagram for younger checks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're in a tough spot. Yeah. It's a terrific gas. Your hair looks awesome. What do you got going on there? How do you do that? I don't know. I don't know what it looks like. That's the thing. I don't really have or know what it looks like. Don't know. Francis Gaslight you. Yeah. It looks bad. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. How'd it feel? I'm just kidding. I think it looks great. You got these kind of feathered bangs. No, it looks nice. The Ken Jack tried to put a potential concern on my plate via Twitter this morning. And he said that he like posted a video of a deep fake. And he said that everybody's enjoying this deep fake of a guy just videotaping himself outside. But in the AI version, he was getting out of a Lamborghini and had like Rolex on each arm. He saw that. Yeah. And he was like, we were like two years away from people being able to make a perfect deep fake of you and then fleecing your parents for every scent that you have. Yeah. And that was a concern that hadn't even entered my mind. Oh, my sweet poor parents are going to be susceptible. We're done. And that had me thinking, say, forwards. Like, I need to introduce say forwards to my parents. And you know, you guys now. Yeah. What was the point of all of this? What do you mean? Like, what was this? What why did anyone need this? Was there anyone that was asking for this the ability to do this? Yeah. Hollywood executives were. They're like, we want to we want to make our $800 million avatar movies for $20. Yeah. We'd like to make. We'd like to make Toy Story 6 in five minutes. We want to just be able to dictate the plot of Toy Story 6 as we're like walking from our kitchen to our living room. Yeah. And just have it be ready. Dude, I remember I don't know. I feel like I just have this memory of watching Disney movies as a kid. And for some reason, I don't know if I saw it in the credits or the the pre-roll of the movies, but they would often show or somehow I saw the the process of drawing. Yeah. I think they're showing like the credits. Yeah. Of drawing out the characters and it was like how many hundreds, maybe thousands of drawings they had to do. That's all. Yeah. It was amazing. Yeah. I think you should go on. You should have to still flip through a book and go forward and go backward and go forward and go backward. I even started to piss me off in Toy Story 1 when they had the effect on the screen like the like light bubbles from the different cameras. uh, like from the camera lenses, uh, yeah, sunflares, sunflares, yeah, they had fake sunflares. It just pissed me the fuck off. Oh, quick aside. Um, I was wrong about nuclear submarines. So, yeah, it turns out they are powered, uh, not by, well, they're not called nuclear submarine. Yeah, they drop them out the back and they explode. And that's what pushes them for. Also, apparently a nuclear weapon's never been used. They was an atomic weapon. So, and, uh, there, there's not guns on the front of those boats. That's, uh, these are water pieces. That was our, that's a tic tac toe of, uh, of, uh, fallibility by the three of us. I was incredibly embarrassed. And then I remembered I'm dumb and none of this matters. Yeah. So it was cool to hear though. Um, I think the, I think that nuclear submarine facility shipyard, apparently it's called. Uh, they're not necessarily building them. They're servicing them. Actually, I don't even know if that's true. Interesting. I'll stop offering any facts of any kind because I don't know anything. And it's fun. It's the best. It's so liberating. So much better. People are like telling me like, wow, that Ivy League education doesn't seem like it's not what it used to be. It's like, I'm pretty sure that it used to be Latin. And that, I don't know what, I don't know what you thought it was at no point where they teaching the physics of nuclear submarines, at least not to a dumb job like me. No, definitely not to jobs. No, they should jam podcast mics in front of all of the people that we think are the smartest people. Yeah. And watch like Neil deGrasse Tyson and fucking Zuckerberg fumble over their fallibility, which is make them ramble about some shit they don't know about. Talk about their expertise. Talk about some shit that they really have no idea about. I was learning at my whole time at Harvard was all spent learning how to shred passenger manifestos to little St. James. I was getting rid of things, not learning them disposing of evidence sweeping shit under the rug. Yeah, that's it feels so nice. Like the other night I was out to dinner with my wife. She's been killing it at work. And I was like, you know, I think that I'm. Dumber than I think I am and you're smarter than you think you are. And she just looked at me, didn't even say a word and just like cheers me. Oh, she knows. She knows. She smoked you. Yeah, she smoked the fuck out of me. Somebody wants a third kid. She's smart for that. She's far too smart for that. But it's just such a it's a liberating feeling to be like, oh, I'm like dumb and I don't have to pretend to be. I don't even have to strive to be smart. Well, that's what's so fun about this podcast is that we don't really hold each other accountable. And for some reason, the audience feels the need to often. Oh, yeah, I think if everyone just, well, then they get to feel smart. It's like our gift. It's our gift to them. That's totally fair. Our gift to them to get to know something. Oh, yeah. I mean, we're pretty much as zoo animals. Yeah, we're idiots. We're gestures. We're clowns and gestures. And then they watch and they either hearing my own feces on my face on camera twice a week. Yeah. They either want to think it's funny or they want to say these guys are fucking morons. It's fine. That's that's what we've created. That's their right. Yeah, no, that's a free. We're on leaveers and slop. Yeah. Just nearer. Slopcast. And the only thing that makes us sound of a slopcast, son of a slop. Slop of a son. Yeah, see, he's happening in real time. The slop is like coming out of this. Yeah, people will block that out. It's going to get all over that. I don't get some good impressions. There you go. Good. Good. Good. Good. It's all it's the collective. And the only thing that I was going to say that makes the zoo boring is if like the lion's not doing anything. Exactly. So as long as we just like keep on fucking rambling, like as long as if the lion's just like walk around and jamming his head into the wall. Yeah, it's like, oh, that's an interesting exhibit. Yeah, wow, I've never seen a lion do that before. Someone should call someone. Someone should say something. Alrighty folks, let's talk about way fair. Way fair helps you create a home that stands up to real life with quality products, great value and trusted reviews. 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If you join way fair rewards today and give 5% back, get 5% back on every purchase, head to wayfair.com or shop the way fair app for all things home. That's w-a-y-f-a-i-r.com. We did we did our bush podcast yesterday. Well, it's not we don't need to bring that in. No, we're going to bring it in. We did it live rival podcast. Well, it's we did it live. You know, we do things a little different. It's not a podcast. It was a live stream. Okay. And MOOC just moved. This is crazy. MOOC just moved into a bigger apartment. It's a studio apartment. You're going to think into a bigger box. No, no, no, he moved into a bigger apartment. I mean, it is kind of like a box. It's a studio, so that you know, box like. And we like we're doing the stream and you can see his background. You can see like the back of his apartment. And his TV is in a closet. Like it's like, I'm not even kidding. Like it's inside of a closet. So I was like, we were like, what's going on with the TV? Like, why is that where you decided to put the TV like in a closet? And then we found out we were like, and what happened? Like, where are the doors for the closet? And it turns out there was two sliding doors for the closet. And he had a taskrabbit come to his apartment and him and the taskrabbit destroyed the doors. They didn't they didn't just talk them away. So they ripped them off the walls. Like no screwdriver MOOC said at one point, he said that he was lining up to charge at the doors. And then they didn't save the doors or anything like that. They just threw them out. Why would he thought they just brought them out of the dumps? We were like, so your security deposits gone. And he was like, what do you mean? It's like, I'm just going to get another guy to come like install doors. And we were like, that's not going to have like your fun. And doors are going to be more expensive than they're not they're not like $30 a piece. Yeah, what do you think doors are? I don't know. And he has to be fitted for the clearly, this is his first door department. I was like doors before that I was like, that's like the equivalent. Like if I was like, I want to get rid of the wall in between my living room and my bedroom. I'm going to have a contractor come and below the wall up a demo team. Yeah, sick and tired of having to turn the water on and off. I'm just going to rip the sink out and have a flowing stream. So much easier if you have a fountain. I don't know if he thought that I was going to put the TV there. I don't know. I still have no idea why would he put the TV in a in a recessed place where most of the angles of it are going to be cut off. And you can only participate in television watching if you are directly in front of it. I mean, the couch is facing the closet. But I just still feel like there had to have been a better a better setup. Closet last person that lived there was able to make it work with the doors. Probably historically everybody else hasn't had to rip the doors off. And he said that he asked like the super if he could do it. And the super was like, I would probably get it cleared with like management. Because like, that's kind of like a big thing to do. And then he said that he would they were carrying the doors out to the dumpster outside of the building. And he saw the super. And the super was like, did you get it clear with management? And MOOC was like, yeah. And then MOOC said that he then he went back to him. And he was like, I don't know why I said that. I lied. I did not get it cleared. And the guy was like, all right, well, good best of luck. Well, I would just stick with your lie at that point. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, that he he'd switched up on his own lie. Yeah. He's not getting that deposit back. Of course not. But like now he can't he doesn't have a closet either. No, no, no closet. So where's his belongings? Probably behind the TV in the closet. That's the problem with like a modern medicine and like vaccines and stuff. Like guys like him would have been thinned out. Like the herd would have been thinned out. Yeah, right. He would have been he would parachute on under any other circumstances. They're not wrong. Every time I see MOOC, I'm like, how much longer does he have? How is he surviving on his own? I mean, I think his exact words, where he said that he was like Ray Lewis lining up to take down the doors. Like just charging at the doors. I was like why why wouldn't she just like maybe just unscrew them? and store them away somewhere. - He's also constantly mystified that his bad choices go badly for him. - Oh yeah. - He'll do the most ridiculous thing and be like, "Ah, why does this keep happening?" - Yeah, why am I getting charged for the doors? There was a task rabbit there too. If anything, I get charged half. - He also was not willing to get a task rabbit 'cause he got a, what do you get? Maybe he got like a desk or something? Or no, we got a bed frame. And he hasn't set up the bed frame yet. And Jerry was like, "Why don't you just gotta get "task rabbit to come set up the bed frame?" And he was like, very out on that idea. But then he said that he got the task rabbit to come destroy the doors with him. - You could've got a bum to destroy the doors. - Oh yeah. You could've just, if you're gonna destroy them, you could've just done it yourself. - That's the only fun thing that like the in setting up an apartment is getting to destroy something for once. - I mean, the task rabbit must've been stunned when he got there. He was probably like, "This is a bad idea." Like, are you sure you wanna do this? - No, those guys are, have a bloodlust. Those guys are like, they're Russian guys who when they're 20, they have the decision to become a task rabbit or a hitman. - Oh yeah. - They could go either way. - They are all Russian and they're all massive. - They're the most jacked Russian guys and you know that they're discreet. Like they could put like 20 bodies in a public park and you'd have no idea. - Yeah, sprinkle them in. - I do love the idea, the image of the two of them like trying to figure out the best way to throw MOOC as hard as possible into the doors. Like in wrestling when they throw someone against the road to say like slingshot. He's like, "All right, I'm gonna grab your hand." - You get your gamer chair. We'll roll you into the Irish whip. He doesn't even have a gamer chair. He has a fucking, he's got a long chair that he door dashed. - What? - Yeah. - Bro, he needs to die. - I mean, it's one of the, it was one of the crazier things I've ever heard. - What the hell? Like, he has a long chair that he door dashed. - Oh yeah, no, yeah. He sits on a long chair. - How much are long chairs? - Like 10 bucks. - Is his back cooked? - I don't know, but also like a, I mean, it will be. - It will be between the fucking office linebackers tactics to take the door off the hinges and the fucking no lumbar support ergonomically incorrect chair that he's sitting in. - He's got a long chair and Jerry says in Jerry's words, he says, "I have an economic chair." (laughing) He's like, "Get one of mine, I got the economic." - Nothing economic. It was probably $5,000 for his economic. - For ergonomic. - Yeah, that's hilarious or MOOC. - Oh wow. - He's the gift that keeps on giving. - He is. - It was funny though. It was a very funny stream. The MOOCs, I mean, between the door, between the TV being in the closet and MOOCs Mike, just not working at all. It was very funny. - And Jerry. - And he got a new face cam that auto zooms. So like every time you start talking, it just starts slowly zooming in on his face. (laughing) It was very funny. - Jerry has a guy that does everything for $16,000. - Marco, yeah. - Marco. His contact is Marco. Anything for $16. (laughing) - That's a great deal. I couldn't stop thinking about how amazing I feel. - Oh yeah, but he doesn't fly. - Yeah, but how long of a job does Jerry have to hire him for? - Well, that was the thing too. Jerry came over and cleaned my grill three hours. And I was like, he was cleaning your grill for three hours? - Grills are tough to clean. - And then Jerry explained to that. - My grill is a problem. - Is it, it would take you three hours to clean it? Like three hours. - It would, it, take the SATs in three hours. - I think to get a deep clean, I don't, yeah. - Yeah, I guess. - I mean, you got, 'cause you got a soak shit. - Yeah. - I'm feeling myself talking out of my element. I slipped in there. I slipped into, I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know if you soak shit. But I do know that my drip pan has-- - That's what Jerry was talking about. - Has a bossified. - Yeah. - So to get the shit off. 'Cause, you know, I didn't clean it in between last summer and this summer. So over the winter, there's just a layer of-- - I don't wanna let it go to the winter, 'cause then it freezes. - Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying. I think there's like an inch thick layer of-- - Permafrost. - Dripping. - Yeah. - That should can go up in flames too. - Yeah, that creates grill fire. - Yeah, I have a grill fire every time I grill it. - Really? - Yeah. - Grill fires are scary. - Yeah. - Terrifying. - Quick. - Yeah. - It's like a ball of sun you're in front of a bond fire. - It's bad. - Yeah. - It's really bad. - You gotta get some baking soda nearby. - That's what they say. - Well, that's for grease. - But drip pan, grease, and an end. Or you could just go fire extinguisher. 'Cause I feel like a fire extinguisher would be just a kind of a bomber. Like Francis got the short ribs going on the grill. Oh, looks like he's reaching for the fire extinguisher. He's maybe he's seasoning them. (laughing) - It tastes like foam. - It tastes like foam. - Am I old apartment in vinegar hill? I had a grill fire on my fifth floor balcony. - Oh, really? - It was terrible. - Was it like big? - Yes, and like there was dark smoke. - Oh, no. - And the balcony is like this shared thing. Remember garbage, the cat used to like walk from one apartment into my apartment. And so it's all kind of connected. And like for a year, the neighbor who's like the flames were licking around too, just like couldn't even look at me. - Oh, man, I'm not surprised. I mean, imagine looking out on your balcony and you see flames coming from out there. - Is there a new Pope or what the fuck is going on next door? - It was terrifying. I was so scared. I didn't, I mean, I didn't know how prevalent grill fires were. But you got to clean it every time, I guess. - We were cooking bubble burgers that one of my friends houses in high school and we had a big grill fire. - Big grill fire. - 'Cause you probably got the 20% fat one. - Of course, yeah. I mean, those Bubba's they're built to light. - Those Bubba's starting dripping. - Yeah. - You put a Bubba on. Even if it's dead frozen and within one minute, there's a faucet. - I use Bubba burgers as my charcoal starter. (laughing) I started my grill. - Crack a Bubba in half. It's like a derroflame. The Bubba burgers, they caught quick and they were getting out of control and luckily I knew to grab the baking soda. - Yeah. - Shut it down quick. - Bubba burger for the dog. - I made that joke to hide the fact that I have no idea what a Bubba burger is. - Oh, it's just a burger, frozen burger. - They were all the rage in from 2006 to like 2012. - No, they're still the rage. You've just-- - Price out. - Oh, I know. - Price out of it. - I know that I recognize that box. - I don't think that the rage anymore. - Yeah, you donated them to the Salvation Army once. - They're the hardest thing known to man. - I know that. - There are five posters. - I know this. Mostly we ate, we had-- - But if we drive, we ate Wolfsneck farm. - Yeah. - Which was on Wolfsneck Peninsula, which we could see. We'd go play with the cows before we ate them. - That's, you calm down. So they don't have that tense fear in there. We would thank buttercup, Daisy, you know. - Well, if you put some barbecue sauce on them before they die, it really gives a nice smoke. - They have bubble burger, we're like restaurants. - See, that's how you know they're chalked. - I believe they have one in Jackson Hole. - A bubble burger? - Yeah. - And are they serving bubble burgers? Or do they have-- - I don't know. - Fresh, never frozen burgers. - I don't know, but can we look at bubble Jackson Hole? - I mean, it's just so easy and cheap to get other, to make a burger. - I swear, I saw. And it's like the same, you pull it, go to images. I wanna see the low, 'cause I feel like it's the same logo. Okay, see, it is the same logo. - It's close. - It's close. - Close. - No, there's a, I think there's the fonts a little bit different. - I mean, if those are separate, someone has to send a cease and desist to someone. - Maybe they've, those are the first time here and about it. They might not know about it. - I thought, when I was in Jackson, I thought that was like home of the bubble burger. - That's close, but those are different fonts. - Yeah, I think they're different fonts. - I think one is sans serif. - One is, one is serif. - I don't know, fonts like that. - sans serif? You're talking like a helvetica is a sans serif. - You don't know fonts like that. - I don't, I don't. - Exactly, because when I dropped to helvetica sans serif, you started floundering. - Nothing I like more than a cold glass of sans serif. - No one knows no fonts like that is Nick, Nick Tureini. He knows all the fonts. - See, he would just never get a sans serif. - One time I texted him, I was trying to photoshop something. This was pre-AI. I was trying to photoshop something and I texted him and I was like, do you know what font this is? And he sent it back and he literally knew the font. - There's no chance he looked it up in the time. - How would you look up the font? - Reverse Google image search. - Come on, man. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, book that he'd read in the fonts. - Yeah. - Comic Sans. Try to put most of them in his jacket. - I'm just saying that you're gullible, so. - I'm not. - It's okay, bro. - I'm not. - There's be gullible. - No. - It'll be nice to be gullible. - I'm not gullible. Should we talk a little bit about a clavicular? Friend of the show, well, not friend of the show, but we do talk about him quite a bit. - Definitely not. friend of the show. No, but he's trying to play a mushroom on our jacket. What the fuck, you're we're mustering your own jacket. Well, you have a bottle of French is and you're fucking. He's a friend of the company. He was a friend of the company in the office a couple days ago. Friend of, uh, yeah, out and about and drawn together. What other shows did he go on out and about with a chloroform soap, handkerchief. That's the least shocking sentence that's ever come out. That was so predictable. It's just so unfortunate because I thought he was a really good guy this whole time. Well, this kind of nukes my take of uh, that Mickey Smokes is just clavicular without resources. Not because now I can't say that because of the implications. Now, no, because of the implication on nicky smokes. Oh, we got charged in Massachusetts too. He's getting the chair. I mean, he, we gave a 20 year old all this power. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this is Peter teal. This is Peter teal's baby right here. So, so he'll probably get out of it, honestly. Definitely. Yeah. And then teal will be like, I mean, teal's probably going to dive in deeper now. Yeah. He loves this. He's probably licking his chops. Yeah. This is actually a poster rest. He's like really started investing. Yeah. Sleep or so activated. Actually, I knew that he'd done all this. Um, I would smaxing his dead. I would not talk about Peter teal because I'm pretty sure he's appearing on in the slot. Let's respect our potential guests. Please be on the big boys club. He's coming. He's doing the whole car wash dancing with the stool. He couldn't get to. Teal was all booked up. Yeah. It's just we, we as a society looked at this fellow zoo exhibit, just a different part of the zoo, different wing of the zoo. And we, we just gave him too much like power. Like we just everybody was like looking to him. When he started sitting down on like the red scare podcast. Oh, yeah. And they're like trying to like probe him for an interesting like answer. It's like, all right. Well, I think everyone thought he was like a good guy because he like wasn't racist, I guess. You know what I mean? Like people were like, well, he's not racist. So it's like he's actually like, you know, like an innocent like just twitch. He just happens to be like one of those IRL streamers. Yeah. And the red scare podcast, they were they tried to like bait him into saying something about Asian women. Yeah. And he was like Asian women aren't gross. And everyone was like, whoa, King. Yeah. They were like, oh my god. He's actually a really good guy. Yeah. Even though he initially got famous for like running someone over with his car. He's like, he probably is a Kennedy deep down. Oh, he's got that. I mean, he's got that build. His first name was actually vehicular. And he realized I was a little too on the nose. Holy shit. Yeah. I've never heard the vehicular clovicular. You know what this means though, Francis. Talk to me. It's time for a new looks Max or to step up, take the place. Oh boy. Yeah. I don't think that's my role. I think it is. Just give it a try for a week. Who the fuck would I be to tell people how to improve the way they look? Well, you're, you're doing the stuff like his problem, well, not his problem. His problem is he's a rapist allegedly. But he was, he would like go through the what taken sides. Got some theories. He would go through all just. No, I'm trying to protect us from litigation. Yeah, of course. I mean, he was charged with rape though. Yes. Charged. Charged. Yeah. Exactly. He's not, he's not locked up yet. He would go through the office and the things that he would recommend to people to fix their bodies would be like, you have to take this drug or you have to take this injectable. Yeah. Whereas Francis has been trying to better himself. Naturally. He's not he got. Yeah. He's doing it through a great angle. Sun sunlight. Yeah. Lifting. Yeah. Sleep patterns. Like the things like you're a old fashioned looks, Max or in that you're not relying on big pharma to recreate your body. You're putting in the legwork. Yeah. And that's going to make you because you saw what happened with the GLP one shit this week. All the GLP ones. There's all these class action lawsuits because people are going blind in the sides of their eyes. Oh, no. They're retinas are detaching. Who'd have thought there would have been a nasty side effects? Yeah. People's the first drug ever that works for a problem that hasn't been solved in the history of man. Meanwhile, Francis is individually able to you are looks a looks, Max. I mean, yeah. And your whole thing could be like instead of recommending like GLP ones or all these like drugs, you can recommend like natural supplements. Maddie, Max. Yeah. What about? Oh, if you consider to just maybe a magnesium before bed, you know, tone down that puffing a little bit. Get some more deep, get a deep sleep. Yeah. Do you take selfies? Uh, no. What do you what are that? What do you mean? Like protein? Or no, no. Like like zinc or oil of oregano or anything any of that. Some fish oil. Fish oil. But that's for my that's for my cholesterol issue. Yeah. I'm on B12 right now. Nice. Yeah. Just just started working that into my stack. Good. Yeah. Do you ever try oil of oregano? Of course. Many times great for the stomach acid actually. Yeah. Anytime that I feel like I might be about to get sick. I'll throw some oil of oregano in the mix. Very nice. But this is oil of oregano is one that you have to take consistently though. For it to work. Not for me, brother. I don't think it's like a one and it's not like Advil. No, for me, it's one of them. It's a palliative. I mean, you just take it and you immediately the effects of it. It beats it. No, no, oiled up. Yeah. No, I punch in the sides and moving because they're just glide in. I think that all of those supplements. That's Huberman. Huberman was like the well, no, I have a very short stack. I'm saying the fact that people take zinc and stuff like that. That's Huberman's version of looks maxing and body maxing. Francis is even more of a throwback where it's just like you're just we're working out needing right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean occasionally I'll drop a subtle hint to someone about how they can improve their diet. Yeah. Like recently I was with this overweight girl and instead of using butter for sex, we used olive oil. Oh, very nice. Yeah. Very nice. And she got the hint. I think olive oils actually more calories, though. But they're good calories. True. Healthy fats. Yeah. We need those. Yeah, not a chrisco. I'll tell you what, though, I did miss the butter I typically used to get things going. Nothing works like butter. I can't believe it's not butter. You guys ever fuck with that? The spray. Fuck with it. I can't believe it. Not that way. Not Francis as well. Yeah, I love what happened. I'll just spray some Pam on my hand. Yeah. Some avocado oil. I'll see you burning temps. Yeah, the smoke points better because all the friction. Speaking of friction, I've been trying to like kind of do a little bit of research on our fire starting thing. I think this is going to be really difficult. Starting a fire with just nothing. Like that's going to take us hours. Great. Maybe days. Great. Like it might be one of those things where like I'm going to have to sleep on it. See how see if things are drier in the morning. I'm excited for it, man. I really think 20 seconds to over 30 minutes. That's fine. Come on. That's if you have the perfect form and know how to do it. It's 20 seconds to over 30 minutes depending entirely on your experience level. So that means someone who's an expert does in 20 seconds. We're going to do it in over 30 minutes. Now that's a pretty big range. 20 seconds. Over 30 minutes means once 31 oh one starts, it could go any time after that. It says they have 30 minutes to hours for beginners. And there's a chance that you just never get it. Well, and that's what's going to happen to you. No, there's a chance that both of us never get it. Then we're going to be very short little tiny capsule of lighter fluid. Don't you dare? Yeah, I'm going to tell you. Yeah, you're not going to know like a Nazi at Nuremberg. I'm going to put in the little viseine bottle. I'm going to scrape off a little of my drip pan. I don't go out. I'm going to bottle that up above of one bubble burger. You don't even need to go. You know that? Is it true? I'm asking this is a question. He's asking guys. I'm just asking. Is it true that on construction sites, Harry bear with me, please? When you get wet rags that are soaked in sort of whatever fucking paint thinner. And you leave them in a bucket together that they can actually combust and create fires. And that's how very often I have no idea how to construct on sites burned down. I'd assume something needs to light them. I don't know. Yes, rags soaked with paint thinner or oil based finishes can spontaneously combust and catch fire if they're left in a pile because of trapped heat. So Harry, what that means is that you need to let your clothing pile breathe. Yeah, definitely. Because that thing's going to go up in flames. I mean, I did. I literally spent spilt a whole thing of paint thinner on it this morning accidently. (laughing) 'Cause I was trying to take down the paint on my walls, move, give me the idea. (laughing) So you know what you should do? You should paint that whole apartment. Get a fresh layer of paint on it. - Have you guys ever actually spilled paint? - No. - At my right out of college, my buddy bought a fixer up our house that he and his dad were working on, and we got shit-faced, just got coming back from the bars. It was in Manionk. And one of us, somebody, probably me, spilled an entire bucket of white paint on his new countertops. Everything was like shitty in the countertops for the first thing to get put in. And his dad was coming at 7 a.m. to fix up the house, to work on the house. And we were all sleeping upstairs. We'd probably gone to bed like two hours before. And he came in, fucking screaming at all of us, and just made everybody get up simultaneously. Like, six dudes, fucking scrubbing, doing the construction for him. He was fucking furious. - Did you get the paint off? - I think we must have got the paint off. - Is there a certain grace period with paint where you could scrub it off? Like if you just spill it. - It was overnight. It was at least like four hours of paint. - Okay, yeah. - Grace period is, what is fun? - So you're fucked at that point. - But I think that we got it out. I think that I don't know if we used paint thinner or just if we were within the grace period. - If we get this paint off the counter in 15 minutes, we can actually return the paint to the store. - Yeah, we take a picture of it, say we did it for the clients, and then just take the paint back. - Scoop it back in. - I mean, if it falls on like, I'm thinking, I'm imagining like a marble countertop. - It was like a marble countertop. Like I feel like you gotta have at least like 30 seconds where you could cleanly. - Just swipe it off. - Swipe it off. - Before it drops. - Use paper or something? - The worst thing I ever spilled, I dropped an entire bottle of olive oil. - Yeah. - On my floor, my kitchen. - On foil. - No, no, no, I don't. - You never said anymore. - Ever since October 6th, I stopped flying. - It's not, it's the wrong date. You got the wrong date. - Did I? - Isn't it October 7th? - You're probably right. - I'm probably wrong. - I don't know. - To be honest, this is tough because one of you has to be wrong. - And I think it's the eighth if I'm being false. - I totally defer to you. Oh, it's the seventh. - Nice, nice. - I think based on time zones, that you knew the sixth year. - But you knew what you knew into that. - You knew ahead of time? - He had the word. - I did, but I love the olive oil. - You got the call. - And I didn't want them to stop making it. - Interesting. - You dropped a whole bottle of olive oil? - I dropped a whole bottle, and it was a big bottle. - One of these bill. - On the floor, and so I had shards of glass and olive oil that I was like trying to clean up together. And it was impossible. - Yeah, that's. - There is no grace period. - You got to throw some wood chips down there. - Yeah, yeah. - What kind of floor? - Like a wood floor? - It was my current apartment. - Oh really? - Yeah, so you get all the glass and shit up, and then you like, lay paper towels down and try to soak as much of it as you can. But it is wet and slippery for days. - Yeah, I mean it's odd us. - It's bad. - A kid that just puked in a school. - Yeah, right. - I mean that would have gotten it done. - Right. - I think your best bet is getting the olive oil on every bit of the wood. So it's like a lacquer. - I like that. - I like that. - I like it. - You like it a sealant, because otherwise you're just gonna have a olive oil colored blotch. - Right. - That should stain so fast. - Olive oil? - I think so. - Yeah, I mean. - On clothing, on cotton. - Yeah. - On polyester cloth. - I don't know how it works on wood. But I would assume it probably stains wood too. - Yeah, you can stain anything with olive oil. - You need to get it, yeah. But are you staying a deck with it though? - Staying your back deck with some olive oil? - I've got a lot of bugs. - I bet. Have you ever seen the videos of the guys that stain 9,000 flies on the deck? - Well, you can also just dip a piece of bread and into that. - Yeah, that's really an hot day. - Have you ever seen the videos of the guys that like treat brick with a Coca-Cola bottle? - No. - Tyler, can you look this up? It's like guys that will have like a brick fireplace or something like that. And they'll just poke a hole in the top of a Coca-Cola bottle and start spraying it down. - Why? - Is this a. - Oh no. - Oh, that's the outside they're doing? - Yes. I mean, talk about bugs. - Yeah. - But it gives a nice sheen to the, and there's plenty of videos of guys doing this. This has to be a good practice. Imagine hiring people to come like finish off your fireplace and they show up with like six bottles of Coke and start just spraying the house down. - Pesticious. - Yeah. You're like, "What the fuck are you guys doing in my house?" - Puck at Coke. DIY cleaning trick to create a viral social media videos. Okay, so maybe it's just for viral stunts. - I mean, it has to be. - Yeah. - I think they do use it to like clean blood off the streets, though. - I'm pretty sure, right? - Coke? - Yeah. - I don't know what do you mean, you're pretty sure. - There's way better things you can use to clean up blood. - I think it's Coke. - Can we get a fact check on that real quick? - Never seen the riot police pouring, you know, hosing Coke down over a site. - 'Cause there has to be a Coke enthusiast who's like, "Fellas, there has to be a better way." - No, you cannot reliably clean blood off a sidewalk with Coke. - That's AI, though. Go to Reddit. (laughing) Go to Reddit. You gotta go to the people here. - It says because blood is a protein-based stain, it binds. - This is 'cause big AI doesn't want us to be using Coke, the way it was intended to be used. - Yeah, right. AI would probably want us to use as much Coke as possible. 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Two more years until it expires. - How many did you get your license on your first try? - Well, technically no, but yes. I showed up on my first try with my permit that had been through the washing machine. - Sure. - And I taped it back together and then I got in the car and they said, can we see your permit? And then they said, you gotta go back and get a new permit. Which I was like, that's kind of ridiculous. Like, it's just a permit. No, it's the permit. If I really wanted to, I could just print it out at home. But then I had to go back to the DMV and get a new permit. And then I went and did my test, aced it. - Nice. - Perfect three point turn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Beautiful. - I'm giving you, I don't know why you've been said technically now or qualified it. - 'Cause he's honest, he's an honest man. - Well, 'cause technically I went twice. I mean, I got in the car. I failed. - What? - I failed the first step, which was having your permit fully intact. - Oh, I see, I see. - Yeah, I see. - I was covered in scotch tape. - This could be anyone's. (laughing) - I mean, when I, the second I pulled it out, I knew like, there. (laughing) - Like, it was destroyed. - Were you worried? - Be very careful with this. - There's only one. - You know, like when paper goes to the wash and it's like, got that like outer edge, it's all like fuzzy almost. - Yeah, yeah. - It becomes a lint almost. - That was the whole thing. - Yeah. - Could you, could you read it? - Barely. Like, I think I literally had like clear tape over it and I re-written my, I re-wrote my name down on it. Like over the tape. So like, you could have just smudged my name on it. - Oh, and clean brush. - Well, it made you think you were gonna get away with that. - I already had the appointment booked and I knew the permit was fucked. So I was like, I might as well just try. Yeah, why not just printed another one out there yourself because you need the official. Did you have a rule in Massachusetts where once you got your driver license, you were not allowed to drive with anyone other than your immediate parents or families. For six months. Yeah. Yeah, we had that too. But I think that was the most commonly broken rule. My parents made me follow it like religiously and then my younger sisters got their permits and they were like picking their friends up to go get lunch day of. Yeah. And I was like, things have really changed around here. It's the boy with the curse of being a boy. Yeah. No one trusts a boy. No one trusts a young man. They don't. But a young woman gets the fucking. But I did crash the car pretty quick after I hit my six months with bow. Oh. Yeah. What are you doing? Changing the song. And what you hit? A rock. An offense. How bad? A rock into a fence. How big was the rock? Massive. It was a boulder. And then I called my mom because I had to drive bow home. Did you total the car? No, no. But bow lived like 15 minutes away from me. So I dropped bow off and then I called my mom, which was like midnight and I was like, I hit a rock. And she was like, all right, just come home. So I went home, went to bed and then I woke up and my parents were like screaming. Now they were like, what the fuck happened? And I was like, I told you I hit a rock when my mom was like, I thought you meant like a pebble. I was like, why would I have called you at midnight? But when you say a rock, I ran over a pebble. Yeah. Nobody says a rock and means a really, really big rock. But it wasn't like a boulder. It was like this. It was probably like a little bit bigger than like a basketball. You tried to minimize it. I did not try to minimize it. I called that's why I called my mom immediately. No, you wanted to have been like, oh, I have plausible deniability. I checked this off the list. And then my dad made me go back to the side of the crash with him to show the rock. And then we, we, we, he just like stood by it for like five and he was just like, for like five minutes. Right. Just being like, I just don't know. I don't know how you couldn't have seen it. He probably thought there was no rock. He probably thought you were like drunk driving or something. Yeah. The worst part was I wasn't even on my phone. I was on the fucking dash. What? Safe option. What were you trying to put on? I don't know. I don't even remember. You didn't trust Bo to pick the music? No. Definitely not. I just remember Bo going, settle. And then we smashed into the rock. And then we backed off of the rock. And then we got out and looked and it was bad. It wasn't that bad though like the, it was like just the front was a little banged up. It wasn't like the bumper was hanging off the car or anything like that. And then I wasn't allowed to go to, I was supposed to go to some, some video game convention in Boston the next day and my parents didn't let me go. Privilege is revoked. Yeah. Yeah. You've lost your privileges. Well, there's a lot of rocks on the way from Ducksbury to Boston. Yeah. Plymouth. It wasn't for it. It was. It can't be. It's actually south of Boston. But what if you would hit the Plymouth rock? I hit a rock. If I hit the Plymouth rock, I'm in a lot of trouble because it is like pretty much at the bottom of a cave. Does it suck ass? Yeah. It's tiny. If I hit that something really bad happened, I hit the rock. Dwayne? What, what, why did they, why does the Plymouth rock even get name status? I guess. I mean, that's where the pilgrims landed. They smashed into the rock. But how do they even notice that rock? It definitely isn't. You think when the pilgrims landed, they were like, okay, and then we'll have to remember that this is the rock that we hit because 200 years from now, a lot of people are going to want to see it. They definitely landed and we're like, we got to fucking figure out how we're going to survive here. We got to figure out a native tribe we can kill. All right. First things first, let's build a barrier around the rock that we hit. We're constructing the barrier and then the fence for viewing. We're going to charge people so we can get the money to pay for the hole in our boat. And we'll call it capital. We can get the fuck out of here, it's by socks, it's cannibals everywhere. Yeah, the Plymouth rock is a scam. For sure. But so is, like, if you go to like Jerusalem, it's like, this is where Jesus walked up the hill. Oh, yeah. So I'm going to let you have that one, bro. You love the tour in Jerusalem. You love the Jesus hill tour. That one's all you. The Plymouth rock though, it's a beautiful place. It doesn't look like it looks dumb as hell. And it is free for viewing. Dude, my buddy, my buddy, helmet was obsessed with the bulls. He went to Chicago and went to the Michael Jordan Steakhouse and sat in a chair or the chair that Michael Jordan sits in when he comes. Yeah. And then I remember him coming back to school. We must have been seven or eight and he was like, I'm not going to wash my hands ever again because I touched the chair that Michael Jordan sat in. And three days later, he contracted malaria. No. Yeah. I had a feeling. You guys should have started like throwing soap at him. But he did say he was never going to wash his hands again. And even at that age, I was like, that's not a good idea. Oh, you didn't sit on your hands. If he didn't wash his ass again, maybe that would make sense. That would be tough. Or if you went bare cheek on Jordan's chair, that's a power move. Yeah. No one has to know. Go ask this chap. Yeah. He's kind of like casually sneak a cheek, slip, slip, slip out a cheek, get a cheek on that. Leica cheek out. Yeah. No one would have any idea. Just put it on there. It would probably feel great. The cheek has to be one of the easiest revealed parts of the body. I can pull my cheeks out right now. You guys would have no clue. I think it's one of the hardest to reveal. No. Outside of the penis shaft. No. Come on. So penis shafts and then cheek are the two probably. So the ass can come out at any time. I've had times where I want to play in where I'm like, I think my ass is out right now. Like if you're on like a long ass flight, you know, if you're on a long flight and you keep like readjusting. Oh, it's so uncomfortable. Yeah. And then you're like my ass. You look down your pants, right? You're ankles. I'm not kidding you. One time I was taking a red eye home from L.A. I think and I did not, yeah, I had a pretty bad seat. Yeah. It was so uncomfortable and so hot and a stupidly wearing jeans that I, I put a blanket over my waist, waited till the woman to my right fell asleep and then I took my pants completely off. Oh, wow. And just sat in my boxers where you, oh, okay, you saw the boxers on. Yeah. I didn't get naked. You said you took your pants completely off. Even so that's probably like going to disbar you from getting 360 every in your life. Yeah. Well, it wasn't. Maybe it was. Oh, it wasn't delta. Oh, perfect. Probably was. No, don't say that. Don't say that. That is like a, I mean, I'm sure that's been done before. Yeah. You know, the blanket. It's amazing how much more comfortable instantly. I was like, that was the best decision I've ever had on plane. What if you forgot and then you got up at the end of the flight, we're like, went to the bathroom. No, I knew. But I had to wait till every morning would just completely naked naked and hard. I mean, I'm sure there's been like some fucking flash her out there who's pulled that trick and to the flight get up, big reveal. Yeah. Well, folks, the moment you've all been waiting for time to debord, well, you clapped when we landed. We called a landing strip for a reason. Flashing is an art that has gone, it's a long lost art. Yeah, it is. No one's flashing anymore. Well, the price of trench coats went up. It is. It's increased greatly. Yeah. Because we were in that kind of post column by an era where they were just giving them away for free. They were. They were. And then the Japanese cornered the market and people like me said, this is a really important piece. Exactly. They framed them as as as a dusters at one point, you know, they tried everything, but the flashers really revived the trench giving them away after it's really good. That's really, really good. I mean, it's true. Yeah. Well, you look at when I was in college, my six months in college, there was a kid that would wear trench coat every day. And I was certain that was my that was how I was going to die. Yeah, right. I would see him in the cafeteria out of the corner of my eye. A trench coat just waving in the wind and you're like, this kid, someone's got to tell him to take it off. Like no one wants to see that in a school. Yeah. Every school has that like a trench coat guy, a briefcase guy, but trench coat in a school, it's like you're you want people to be looking at you like, what's up with this guy with the trench coat? People just experiment with looks though. We used to call him the trench coat kid for sure, because he wore it every day. Yeah. And the classes it would sweep behind him, you'd do the Naruto run really a cape. It was insane. That probably felt really cool. Yeah. You just probably had had tough stuff going on at home. I used to get mad. At him for wearing the trend. I know you bully the fuck out of him. Of course. I did swirlies I'm from the flag pole once. I know your vicious. I wonder where tied him to the goal post time to the goal post Pulled his cheeks out all of the above. That's so nasty and wrong Well, Francis, sorry about your giants. I Mean that was really as as crushing as it could have gotten It was the most it it's so inevitable that it didn't even face me. I mean I thought you like the giants just came to my house and just fucked me in the face That's how that game felt they hit you with the clav yeah, I felt like I got claved on Jackson dart going through it Malik neighbors arm like popping out willy nilly what it's gone. It's scat a boo. James Winston just going through hell Might be time for him to hang it up. 10d foot. They should have kept Tommy DeVito. Yeah, they really should have the patriots have him He kept that greasy. Wow, got your brother. I know Dell I was like sick. So Dell shit Is Odell still in the Giants. Yeah, why didn't he play last night? Why didn't he get any burns? Because they got no one to throw at him. Yeah I like their rookie Malik. I fields. Yeah, he's good Bro, you wouldn't know good if it fucking slept in the face Falcons Packers You want to pick a touchdown score? I'm gonna go no touchdowns. I'm gonna go final score six to nine That's just like that that actually is maybe be in just an autoskip that game sounds terrible Michael panics is gonna come back. Oh, that'll be fun Can't wait to see him get hurt in the first three minutes of the game They got to figure something out in the NFL. I don't know if it's like they're paying the guys too much or what it is But it's like it every game. There's like a tragic injury where you're like, oh, that's the best player on the field and he'll never play again Like every game. Yeah, what does it have to do with their pain? I'm too much. I don't know. I feel like they're not like they're too Like I don't know. I feel like Jackson dark could have came back out yesterday if I'm being honest. I hate that take from you I know I know you do But I believe he's out way as of this moment. He's out four to six weeks I don't think Jayden Daniels was like everyone's like he's out for the season Kurt Warner saying he could play through it Caleb Williams was crying like he's out for the season like he might be back this week Yeah, all this I think that it's just overblown. They're just in there's an abundance of caution surrounding injury For NFL brothers. I mean that could be it. I just feel like there's there's too many injuries happening where it's like oh, that's the game Like it just like game just ended that's the season. Yeah. Yeah for the drive. Yeah, like that's it. It's over I want to say Drake London and Tucker craft. Do you get injured? No love that Who's season ending injury happens this week? Who's Achilles tendon is going to explode the first time that they move their body during this game? I feel like they just got a button. Did you see Caleb Williams? He's like Sam. He was sub tweeting Dave Yeah, I did and then he like He retweeted somebody saying like oh hamstring hamstring everyone's talking about Caleb's hamstring Most of these guys don't even know how to make women come. Whoa, and he retweeted it. He retweeted. That's that's what we posted it on like TikTok or something like that Unless I got sent out which I don't think I did you might have because I saw he've retweeted the one about Dave With the guy in Mississippi. Yes. Yeah guy lost his job or something like that I don't know some shit some bullshit Frances your outfit's fucking feel likable today. Oh, that's nice. Absolutely I appreciate it. I can't wait to see what you pull out this fall Yeah, I'm I'm excited. I'm excited for fall. Oh me too. I'm really happy about full. Yeah, we today's finally, you know, sub 70 degrees Yeah, we needed bad big time. We needed I can't do the heat anymore. Yeah, are you guys going to be in the city this weekend? No Maybe because I'm hearing bad news about a norrister that's going to be slapping the east coast. Come on. Really bad. What day? Friday Friday Saturday Sunday. No way dude. I'm supposed to fly. Are you for real today? Are you for real? Check out the We'll check the weather real quick on my Fitbit. If I'm like looking at my Fitbit like it's going to show me all it has is just the time Friday's okay, Ron. Is it as of right now the weekend? Great ball weekend though. Take the unders. You know what that means. Take those unders. Take those fucking unders Except that I'm sure it'll be fucking sunny skies and 70 not a zero wind I'm tired of Weather people being named weather terms Yeah, I mean they're just wrong constantly, which I know has been a thing forever and obviously this isn't like a new thing But it's like how in 2026 are they still like just fully off? I just feel like it's gonna pull They're all his name like Susanna storm. Oh yeah, like sunny skies There's a guy in Philly named Hurricane Schwartz The weather industry does with the same thing the porn industry does. Yeah, it's the same shit that they're just like naming them after Inclimate weather or like Weather patterns. Yeah, it's fucking infuriating Susie snowstorm. Yeah Lightning McRame's It really is like that. It's like to that. I mean, I guess it's the only way to get that fake job Of the fake job. It's a fake job. It's a completely fake job. They're just guessing Or there was a day like last week where they said it was gonna. It was like a 90% chance of rain And I went outside and it was literally sunny and not a cloud in the sky. Mm-hmm. You should lose your job immediately Immediately that person should be fired But all they're doing is looking at an app. It's just like whatever they gotta get a better app Like bucksome woman that they're gonna put that can like Read the the tea leaves that are being sent them by the app. I don't even use the weather app anymore. I just use my AI assistant What should I wear today? What's the weather today? Here's my pile of clothes. Maybe 16 looks Organize my pile Have you seen the organizing video games have you seen that new video game where it's a fucking warehouse of like Oh, yeah, and you you just the whole game is you just have to put things on shelves Yeah, there's a lot of games like that where it's like people are just simulating like a brutal factory job Go work in the Amazon warehouse At least you'll get you know 28 hour niki numbers is playing a game now where it's just a firefighter simulator and it's like that's your job Why would you want to go that'd be like if I went home and I was like I had time for podcasts simulator This will be fun We live the last three hours, but NFL players love to play madden That's because they play as themselves. I guess that's kind of like niki numbers. He has a creative character Yeah, he might he might I would play madden if I was in madden niki number six foot five Yeah He's got the healthiest liver in the whole game and his wife Oona Oh man very good very very good fun guys see if I have anything else Oh, yeah, I need to mention this As I was leaving Vegas I was I mentioned this I texted the guys I was leaving Las Vegas and I got my Uber from my hotel to the fucking airport And I got out of the Uber and my bags I had my back my backpack and my duffel were in the seat With me they were to the left of me and I was on the right side I opened the door and I started reaching across To get my bags and my driver ran over my foot. Whoa Full run went all the way over it. It like what was Did what happened did you help I went whoa Sorry, that was really loud Tyler what it wasn't even that loud. Obviously. I really wasn't I went I helped I helped and went whoa And he was like oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were out I was like not only is the door completely open But my bags are still in the car and you went over my foot. Yeah, he was like oh did I and I was like yeah, man and He was like all right. Well, you know, I'm sorry. He was really apologetic, but like he didn't he didn't care No, obviously not and another ride he's got to go good somehow. I didn't care See that's funny to me because I think my immediate thought would have been like I'm getting paid No, it was like I'm hitting the ground rising. Yeah, I'm riding on the ground I texted I texted the guys this and run go stay down and wait for help Yeah, I'm rolling around in the ground like a soccer player who just got breathed on yeah I need the yeah, I need a truck. Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I had to thought it would be To be honest with you, but he also did it kind of quickly Yeah, the transfer That's when he went right over the toe. I mean I If it had been over this sort of arch or whatever that would have been 4,000 pounds 4,000 pounds going over it that I have heard of this happening before but I also you think you might be like Bruce Willis an unbroken unbreakable unbreakable yes I think I am like him like you just can't get hurt that's right unless it's your brain because this is kind of having like I feel like that would have me like thinking a lot of thoughts like running over it again if I got hit by a car and I was like that didn't hurt at all how much more can I take yeah laying fully down a ton of a car being like just drive this over me let's do a truck next you're laying on the tarmac just go as fast as you can and make sure it's over the toe I've ruined 13 pairs of shoes maybe that wouldn't hurt I don't know I'd have to ask a physicist that I know about it I was so at the end of my rope to leave Las Vegas that I just didn't I couldn't it was just like I'm obviously that happy yeah that's how I felt yeah that would piss me off I'd be and I bet you were not nice about it to the guy like oh it's okay yeah he had been nice to me in the car which was part of the reason why I didn't want to come after him but it was really reckless I mean he didn't oh I said I said the door the door was open and he goes I heard another car door cars door shut and thought it was mine that's one just fucking swing the head 10 degrees you're left to use your peripheral vision one time we're gonna check massive beeping thing on your dashboard that says door open yeah they've designed cars so you don't even have to turn your head yeah foot beneath wheel like there's probably a noise for it yeah I rented a car recently where they were doing that when the car was in park it was it was making the dinghy noise if you're not buckled in and the car was in park wow it's crazy second you turn the car on it just starts beeping what are we there what are we doing what are we doing anyways I'm sorry I'm sorry about your foot did you break anything no any bruising no purple toes no my toes are always purple wow well that's from diabetes that's from when I uh from mountaineering oh interesting why should you forgot your mountaineer yeah we were we lost a lot of people good men though yeah great man good man best man it's always the best man that we're losing yeah and never the scumbags now yeah only the good die young exactly what's wrong it's true kind of like only the good die yeah there's not that many people that are dying where people are like and it was four of our worst guys we know we saved all the good one luckily we hated them all which is probably how it was in like a lot of old battles like in Spartan battles like the good like made it and then the ponds were on the front line and they got smoked and the bad at hand-to-hand combat was died terrible okay all right yeah we can end it I'm gonna keep going for a little bit more maybe an hour or so solo solo all right we'll see you guys next week goodbye