Hello out there all our beautiful autumn babies. Welcome back. I am Chase formerly known as track star of the brave brigade and I am Beyoncé's all access backstage credentials. And this is the read. Thanks for coming back. Her all access backstage credentials. Yes, you to see Beyoncé backstage with Kelly Roller. Yes, but she had her fucking land your own like girl. Oh, I did not know this thing. She does. And Missy Vette commented on Instagram and was like, I just love that you're wearing your credentials because if anybody could get away with not doing it, it would be that bitch. But I just love that she was like, no, I'm wearing my Kelly land here. And like this is merch. Excuse me. Right. Hello, this is my sister's merch. Yeah, you know it's real love because it's rap. It's basically a chain. She was in blue out quick. So she was like, no, I love Kelly. I'm a go and support my support my girl. So yeah, it was beautiful to see. I also saw Miss Tina posed a photo at that white lady's birthday party. Oh, yeah. And I guess she had to like repost it. I didn't see what she posted. And initially maybe it was cropped wrong or something. But she like reposted it in the caption. She said like she had to get help to like get the ratio however to fit it or something. But anyways, the end of the caption, she just said at the end of the caption, she was just like, I'm 71. Give me a break. That's so cute. I was like, damn skippy. Yeah. Everybody leave me alone. And she love her Instagram. So y'all just go have to let her play. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah. Thank you. They love them. I mean, the Kardashians are they seem we hate them, but they seem to be popular amongst other rich people. Right. I have friends that love them. No, I mean, I mean, people who actually know them seem to like them. Exactly. Oh, you don't have friends who know them. Oh, no, I know. Okay. I know. Okay. That was like exactly. The exactly was for your point. I'm sorry. Copy. I was like, oh, no. I have friends that are like fans of theirs. Oh, yeah. You know, they're very meek about talking about that. I bet. I bet they are. Oh, my girl. You can have a guitar. I'm not going to face in your face because you watch the episode. I don't want to. Yeah. And I never never would. Yeah. But yeah, I feel like even before, you know, they were sitting next to, well, Beyonce was next to her and went to where and North was like anywhere but here. Even before those days. Yes. I heard people who knew them were like, they're incredibly sweet. Yeah. That's what I'm hearing. So I mean, it must be something because Kim had a private screening of Wicked at the house. And Ariana and Cynthia were there. I think so it's like, yeah, it must be something. It must be. But also, that could be children. Oh, yeah. I came over. Right. I got to see who Kim grabbed her. Okay. That's very valid. I'm incredibly wealthy and powerful. The kids love Wicked. Would you mind? Sure. I was obsessed with Elphaba. So she just, she's been defined gravity for six weeks. If y'all could just come over and let us watch the movie, that would be great. So what's Rob's daughter's name again? Dream. Dream. Who's true? True's Chloe's daughter. The fact that I know how it is. I really do know how it is. I was gonna say true is not her name, but I know there's a true. Yeah. So I love Black girls over there. But yeah, speaking of really quickly to go back to my introduction, I'm just gonna do a little shameless pitch out there ad hoc studio critical role. I'm very excited to play the season finale of Dispatch Today. And, you know, I would love to voice a character in Dispatch Season 2. Two lines. Three lines. Nothing big. Nothing major. Just throwing a hat and ring. It could be just an ornary, assistant, fright someone at the front desk. Two or three lines of a sarcastic character. I'm in it. I'm all about it. Dispatch is just so fun. Okay. Jeffrey Wright voices that that. Oh, okay. Finally a word. I know. Cutting checks. Nice. All right. Black excellence this week is gonna go to a famed singer and Grammy award winner named Cisa. But she's not getting Black excellence this week for her achievements in music. Instead, she's getting Black excellence for her achievement in humanity. And the heart. She seemed. So this lady worked with a restaurant in LA called John and Vinnie's. I think it's an Italian restaurant to donate 1,400 meals to snap recipients are people who would, you know, I mean, who have been impacted by, you know, the snap and shut down and all of these other horrible ridiculous clown things. So she post it, clown. She posted it. John and Vinnie's on her her Instagram with I think this is her nonprofit called not charity. And it said 103 meals a day from November 11th to November 18th. Y'all know how much I love John and Vinnie's gonna ain't no fun if homies can't have none, she said. So over the next seven days, they said we are partnering with her not charity to provide 1,400 meals for Los Angeles community members who received snap. Each meal will be available as take out from our sloss and location from 3pm to 5pm, 11 11 to 1117 from this email here. All that good stuff. So I thought that was really a great way to get in there, do your big one, put some food in people's bellies because like go into a show, having an account to whatever streaming service, sneakers. I don't know guns. That got a nonsense. Okay, the cut back on some of those things, everybody has to eat. Everyone needs food. Every day. Everyone needs medicine. Everyone needs to say I have boo boo and boo boo get healed. And boo boo hurt. Yeah, boo boo need now. So very successful albums, last album did crazy, crazy numbers and things like that. Get out there, get in there. Love to see it. I'm laughing because I'm thinking of how she, I don't know, I just have to splash with her and Nikki just going into it with a Nikki over here posting like selfies, Donald Trump did. She's so weird. She's sick aside, pick a side indeed. All right, let's get into our pop culture segment that we call our tops. We're going to want to begin. I'll start with something nice. I watched a video that tiny Harris posted major girl post on her Instagram of her daughter, Harris, who sings. And she sings the thing she does. She has a very lovely little voice and she's singing a gospel version of folded by Kalani. Now, this is the song that somebody else made. And yeah, Harris is what? 8, 9, I don't like this. She's a little girl. But I just idolited me. She's a confident little singing thing. She is. She's like, she's so cute. She has like her own little style and direction of her voice. She probably has a coach. She probably sings. She probably does. I believe she will take a music career seriously. I mean, her daddy's a musician too, but like, so it's just all around her. Yeah. But I just, I enjoy this little girl singing. A gospel version of folded. What the hell? I don't know why that happened, but that has nothing to do with it. Lyrically, what is even in that? The Bible. Glory. But what's getting sanctified praise? Your sins? Is Jesus folding your sins before he washes them away? Like, what is I don't get it? Folding the pages of the scripture into your heart. Oh.
I heard town runs melody, and I heard a lot about the Bible, but yeah, that brought it small to my face. She's so cute. Let's talk about movie trailers, movie teasers. Most of these are, yeah, all of these will be relevant to you somewhere. Okay. Toy Story 5, has a teaser out. Five. Fifty second month. Five, girl. Why are we? I think I was surprised we got a four. Five is still have not seen. Okay. Last one I saw it was three. I told what he is in it, buzzes in it. Okay, because I know Rex Tim Allen didn't want to be in the last one because it was woke. Oh, yeah, that's right. I wonder if he's in this one. I think he is. I see him right here on the, oh, yeah, Toy Story 5. That is so crazy. I see him on the Wikipedia. He's in the cast. So, so let me, can I just, oh, it's the, you can see it in the poster. Yeah. The trailer is these recognizable toy story faces doing the familiar toy story thing of reacting to a new toy coming into the room. This new toy is not seen, but they're all have this, this reaction of like horror. Yeah. I'm like, what is that? It's this little iPad. Okay. And I'm honestly shocked. It took this long because kids have been playing more with iPads and phones than tablets and stuff than real toys. I think for a while, but yeah, bring, bring back the real toys, bring back the dolls and figurines and the play kitchens and and all that's a little play set. Yes. Yes. Cute. It actually did serve a developmental purpose. It wasn't just for the elephant. Like, bitch, now you have bopped the game. I'm trying to tell you. I'm lost. All right. Just too much. What? Okay. But this is cute. Yeah. It says, at least Wikipedia says Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, John Q. Sack, Blake Hart, Arnie Hudson, Arnie Hudson, Arnie Hudson still around. And he pops the forest. Is this her first time in Toy Story? I don't remember it here in Antiverse. Lily pad. Maybe that's the nice. Well, this is Lily pad. That's gravely. What? Credily is going to be Lily pad. Oh, this is an aferesis. I know whoever. So maybe there's more than one. Is Lily pad not the name of the iPad? Yeah. Oh, well, so then I'm even more. She says, hi, I'm Lily pad in the trailer too. But I really wasn't paying attention to who the voice was. So I don't know who who it is. They might be separate ones. I am a little bit interested in how they're going to approach this idea, not enough to do anything about it. Right. Like when it pops up on Miss Bliss, then I'll probably take a peek. But again, I guess I would have to watch Toy Story 4. I don't even know. And I'm not nearly in a rush to do that. I think at the end of the ending of three was like, oh, it's done. Right. Right. I'm not sure why y'all keep bringing this back out. But I don't, I mean, Toy Story is fine, especially the first couple. I really enjoyed, but it don't really hit like a lot of the other. Like a lot of the animated. Right. I mean, and Pixar does great stuff. Don't get me wrong. But you know, turning red and inside out, those are much more impactful for me personally than Toy Story ever was. But it's cute. It's beloved for sure. So Disney Pixar films like each kind of have their log line, their through line, their theme. I think Toy Story's has always kind of seemed to be about just imagination and childlike wonder and interest and how that morphs and changes and things. But to me, the end of three were all of the, I mean, the end of three is iconic and broke hearts. But the end end when Andy goes off to college and gives the toys to some other kids, I'm like, okay, Toy Story's done. If you're going to do a fourth, new toys. Right. Why are we still doing this with these same people? One of whom don't even want to do it. No more cuz it's woke. I think that was why he didn't want to do the last one because it was like black women or something. And he was like, yeah, black women can't be astronauts or whatever it was. I don't even remember. I just remember vaguely being like, yeah, not Tom Hanks. What's that other one's name? Tim Allen. Tim Allen. Tim Allen sucks. He really does. If I don't see Toy Story 5, he'll be the reason. Super Mario Galaxy, the Super Mario Galaxy movie as a trailer, which is the sequel to the Super Mario Brothers movie. I don't really have much to say about that one except I don't know. It's like Chris Pratt. Yeah, I mean speaking of that's another one. Now you're going to be the reason I don't see it. He was the reason I was this close to not seeing the first one. Yeah, he's a meatball. And I maintain that although he did not ruin the film for me, he was the weakest. Yes. Voice acting. I agree with all of that. I agree completely. This, as a gamer and someone who's been playing Mario since the first one, there's a lot of references and easter eggs in this that just make me feel like, oh, yeah, so good for the kids. They're going to see all of these creatures and characters from all of our, because it's not just point from the Super Mario Galaxy game. There's references to the original games. There's references to Super Mario. Month sunshine in this trailer. I don't know what they're doing with Bowser. I guess they just want him to be Jack Black. Okay. Yeah, why not? Bowser's always kind of had a comedic delusional element to his character. Agreed. But him being like a pianist and now he's an artist and he's like goof. I don't know. There's just something about it that doesn't cross over free. But I'm like, does it matter? I'm about to be 38. The kids are going to have a great time, probably. Almost like who they are going to love this nigga that peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, shit. They're in stitches. The children loved it. They do. What the fuck? Who cares? Right. It's not for my old ass. It is just not. And you know, I actually get a boost of happiness through them enjoying this shit anyway. If I go to a movie theater, like when I wanted to see the Transformers anime to shoot the game I got a couple years ago, I was like, this is fun. Q pictures for photography and stuff. But the kid in front of me who was having a blast made it work there. So that's nice. I see the cast Bree Larson as Rosalena, which I'll take. I would have gone with like a Julia Louis drivers because I figured we're doing funny and goofy and who cares about the source of zero. But Bree Larson, Captain Marvel, that works too. Lastly, there's a devil wears prodatoes or trailer. Yeah. I think I said out loud on the podcast that I was worried I am nervous. I watched the trailer. I'm gone. Oh yeah. I'm set. I'm fucking gone. That's a word. Using Vogue by Madonna as the lightest little music. Sidney Sweeney. I gotta stop scrolling through the cast. I don't know. Okay. I don't know where you have me with Simone Ashley and then you lost me with that fucking hillbilly. But okay. Okay. No trailer is just Miranda Priestley's shoes walking to the elevator as you see all of these people cowering and fearing trying to get out of her way. You know the same shit. Yeah. She gets in the elevator just like in the original movie. She turns around. She has on her glasses. She gets into her fierce pose. The elevator goes close. And then a hand reaches in and stops that elevator. The nerve. Who could this bitch be? Miranda's in steps. One and half the way. Oh, not Andy said. To the god. Andy flips her hair says Miranda. Miranda says took you long enough. And then Andy puts on shades like her. No. I'm an elevator door closed. I'm set. I'm in handy. Evolving to the girl. I'm going to his bitch. Like I'm not a fan.
Hold that elevator. Hey Miranda. I'm actually not waiting for the next one. That's gonna be packed big boss. Oh, I love that big boss. I'm sad. Oh, yes. I'm very sad. That trailer alone, let me know that those Academy Award winning bitches right that script and we're like, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, this will do this. Okay, this will do just fine. All right. They need to go ahead and give us a release date so that I can purchase my tickets. I like to get my tickets as far as possible. It might just be 2026 still. I don't know if it has an official. Yeah, that's all. I've been searching the whole time. We've been talking about it because I'm like, I need it. That teaser was kind. Yeah. I mean, it was kind. It was just like Andy was like Miranda. I can't wait to see what this is about to give. I a really girl. They plucked me. They got me together. I was like, Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're original. It's being all high. I'm ID. They're like, okay. Listen, not all of the scripts are going to give you check you to teach us off through it. Just give us a chance. Hear us out. And it's not a remake as a sequel. Yeah, it is a sequel. Importance distinction. Oh, I'm excited. Yeah, same. Let me try to find out as soon. And I do mean as soon as the release date is out, I will be purchasing my tickets. Yeah, so as they go, oh, bitch, need it. Nothing can get me from it. Literally that brand new Monica hit Los Angeles. Everybody was there. Uh-huh. Beyonce was there. She was. Helly Rowland was there. Money long to Jamal Roberts, Queen of T-Food, Jennifer Lewis, Rihanna was their tape is where everybody. Everybody was there for the boy in the mind, including Brandy and Monica. So win. Like number one thing to ask me for. That's all we need. Both people. So that was a big thing in L.A. Streets. Nice to see that the Queen is here. She's present. She's outside. She's hugging on Kelly and her mom and things like that. That looks love thing. Oh, speaking of Sydney, sweetening Queen Latifah is also on the the re-living single podcast. Yes. I saw that notification earlier. I said, oh, bitch, I know what I'm doing tonight. Oh, and my dad looks so good. I wasn't gonna say your daddy. My dad looks amazing ponytails. Yeah, your father is giving you class. I'm subsessed. I just, oh, man, bad. I watched a short little clip of them, like going through some old memories and singing. I haven't even seen a clip yet. Oh, oh, you are going to shit. I'm very excited. I love that show. It means everything. Yes, it really does. It means everything. So I'm very excited for to settle in and dedicate an hour and 30 minutes. Because living single age is so beautifully like it really did. It's literally just like there's a few little trans jokes and, you know, some stuff like that. But when you think of the early 90s, horrible Jamaican accents. I mean, when you think of how problematic the early 90s really work. This show aged incredibly well, I'm right. It's just doing way. Yeah, they were almost every Martin, Wayne's brothers. Oh, sure, like, uh, it's family matter. All the WPS shows. You can't go back half a half girl. Even girlfriends is like, oh, you bitch. God damn, I'm like, we have. And, uh, and living single has really stood the test of time. So I love that podcast. And I am very I knew York. Yeah, you know, black in New York of of an age type of vibe. Oh, my goodness. If I will never, nobody even called anybody else VF word. It's crazy. Because that's very New York. Y'all love it. I'm the episode where they're all going to the club. Oh, yes. So, and Kadeesh, I think it's like one of the first lines in the episode. Kadeesh is like, come on. We got to go all the way to Manhattan to do such, such, such, such. Because you know, they were. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't until I lived in New York that I was like, oh, yeah. Right. Because I did so to you. Like, and when cabs didn't go to black neighborhood. So you had to get on the train and the train in the 90s was hell as well. And it wasn't a Uber lift. If you did not have a car, then you was just going to have to spend eternity on the MTA and might have to fight somebody to journey to Manhattan. It really is a pain in the ass to switch burrows to cross into different burrows, true. Even now, even though it's a million times easier now than it would have been in like 1993. Hell with you, John. Hey, go and tell you $75. Oh, yeah, I don't be going into lower Manhattan because you get an extra $15 fee that I can just do fee on top of it too. So, well, but that has actually has helped out a lot with the traffic. So let me, let me, then has thinned out a lot rumor has it that Zendaya would like no parts of Sydney, Sweeney for euphoria is upcoming press junkets, press weeks. I believe the third season of euphoria is meant to be premiering in the spring of 2026. So I suppose they're doing marketing and planning things now rumour has it that Zendaya mostly due to Sydney, Sweeney's political leanings and that absolutely absurd gene said my genes are blue like that does catch it really. I don't change or pass down from parents to offspring often terminate traits like hair color personality and even I color my teacher blue anyhow. Jens I passed down from parent to offspring. Like, oh, okay, anyway, it was bad. Good for Zendaya. I love this. So probably then it was like, just I'm not doing it. I don't like her. I don't agree with her. She over here, support and try son, steve bit look at stupid. Yeah, she looks in bridge. Don't want to. I don't want to. I'm Zendaya. I'm Zendaya. So not only do I not want to I don't have to like literally no one can make me. I'm not going to I love that good luck. Yeah, there's no like actual comment from either one of them. I don't expect that there will be. But don't be shocked. If you never ever see a photograph or video of these two together outside of on that television show where they play fictional people. It has been so long since euphoria's last season ended. I'm I barely remember what the fuck is supposed to be going on. Like, I don't know. I don't really care anymore. I really think that's it. I think y'all y'all waited too long to come back. Like I'm about to feel the same way about P Valley. Like it's been too fucking longer. You got you can. The valley is trickier for me. Only DJ. It would be. I would like to see what comes next. Whereas euphoria. I don't feel like. Well, what happened with it? You know what I mean? Euphoria feels like it could be done. Yeah. What happened? The teenagers continue to do drugs and fuck around. That's what happened. Be little shit. If it's not going to be like a whole redemption. Ending trilogy type thing of prison days character. Dan. And probably won't it's probably going to end tragically. Honestly, right. I don't even think I don't think it'll be a redemption thing. I think it'll be. Oh, this reminds me of a documentary I saw about. Fuck them different drugs that. Them painkillers, oxy. And so they followed these different people. And one man was doing so good. So good. You just rooting for him the whole time. And then it ends with he had a bad night. His partner said, no, you you you cannot stay here. That was one of the rules that he couldn't stay in house. Anyway, long story short, he ended up outside of a motel. People was doing oxy mess something else. He went in relapse and died. So it's like, I feel like you four, you might do something similar where we see Ru, like really trying to get her shit together, making things better with her mom and sister, like doing all this stuff. And then bam, I'm a break y'all's hearts. And then in the show. I would be completely acceptable of that as well, because it's okay. It's it's really your point. It's a real big that happened. It is.
I guess when I said redemption, I mean, just kind of like redeeming the story or like the central story to me of Euphoria and the character room. Okay. And not just, oh, well, Sidney Swini and that other gorgeous girl fucking on the same dipshit and chasing each other out of place and she's like, I don't care about that. Yeah. I don't care about that. I, the thing that was strongest to me was this person's journey with drugs and family and all of those things. Her trying to eat a jolly ranch or not even be able to pick it up. That type of stuff to me is what was really powerful about that series. So I don't necessarily need her to, them to like flash forward and do some deep fake AI show on her face where she looks 50 and there's like a counselor that could really end tragically. And I would be acceptable with that because it does happen. But if you're going to come back and be like, here's Sidney Swini's titties and why. Okay. I can. Right. Alexa and Barbie and mod apto. I'm pretty sure she says you're not coming back. Oh, Alexa. The one who plays Barbie. So Barbie plays, no, Barbie is her. Yes. The one who plays cat. Yeah. Because he fucked her over in the last season before the last season started. He had, um, then he cut her out of like a bunch of episodes, Sam Levinson or like wrote her out. Yes. See, this is what I'm saying. You for it's been too fucking long, girl. And if Zendaya don't even want to promote it with that woman. I'm doing whatever Zendaya want to do. I mean, hello. That's really, that's the long and short of it. Right. Have you heard about Tim Westwood? The DJ, British DJ, he does like a lot of interviews on BBC, FM, BBC, Apple Music inside. No. Oh, he just goes by Westwood. Yeah. I mean, maybe somewhere deep in the recesses of my mind, but not really. All right. Y'all just Google Tim Westwood and you can see what he's going down for. Yeah. I just did. That looks terrible. So. That's bad. Wendy Williams apparently has a neurologist that says she does not have frontal temporal dementia. But she was diagnosed with and which has primarily been the thing keeping her under Accord appointed guardian share. Okay. So. Team Z, of course, has this news and it's since floated all over the place. But according to them, there's been a new testing for top neurologist in New York City. And yeah, they're saying that she does not have dementia, which is something that she's been saying. There's lots of people believe lots of fans have been saying. We will see what the work comes from this. This is crazy. Now, I mean, this doesn't obviously this isn't necessarily me, but she's well enough to do daytime TV. Probably not stands or are waiting for something, but it does sound like a very clear possible possible and clear confirmation that whatever they're talking about in terms of her health to keep her under lock and key and run around where her money is not perfect. Yeah. It sounds like she might just be sober because that kind of dimension doesn't get better. So it sounds like maybe she just isn't drinking like she was before or popping pills like she was before. And so all of a sudden things are looking a lot clearer. And I mean, you know, she's older, obviously, and but that don't necessarily mean you need to have all the restrictions of a guardianship on you. So. Right. My only concern is like, is this a real neurologist or is this somebody her legal team paid to say that she don't have it? That's my only question. I would think the court would appoint a neurologist to do that sort of testing, but yeah, we'll see. We will see what comes from that. Same way, Stephanie. Maybe Mama's lawyer said that the paternity test said that that's his job. And it's like. The paternity test that was court-ordered back in June because she'd been trying to get child support. And he finally responded and was like, the first we need a paternity test. And so her, one of the girls lawyer was like, well, we can confirm now that the paternity test has been completed that Mr. Diggs is the father and we were hoping we are hoping that now he'll come up off of them dollars and since like he's supposed to. But you know, again, that's coming from her attorney. Right. We'll see what the court says. You see what I'll just be like. I think I mentioned a week or so ago, somebody was like, oooh, I can't wait to hear what the regal say about this because it's like two, I like two, three more baby mums come up and I grew up with it. And I was like, I'm not saying anything here worth talking about. I was singing a clip from a woman who's saying Stefan Diggs is my baby Mama. I mean, my baby Teddy, but I could do that. So like, well, this one is on e page 6 Hollywood, whatever access Hollywood. This one is all over the more reputable, reputable website. So yeah, I mean, but what is what's on ease page when they're talking about it, facts or the same thing that I'm talking about, like the right video this girl going like, oh, I, I am mommy. Right. Which brings me back to who's neurologist is this? Exactly. Because I mean, I would love to hear that Wendy don't have, you know, dimension, not that I was some, I think she has made a lot of enemies and rightfully so for the things that she has said. Like, there's a lot of people with forever beef with her for very good reasons. But I don't want to, you know, I don't want her to go out like that, especially after the way that man played her so bad and so, but like that shit was so embarrassing. I can't even imagine the toll that that takes. So yeah, I want her to be sober and good and live out her golden years happy and without people all on her dick about what she got going on. Clarissa Shields was rumored this past week to have announced her engagement to rapper Papu's. When I scroll past that, I find that it interesting because I'm not sure that his divorce is finalized, but it might be, I really don't know where care. Either way, Clarissa later clarified that it is not the case. Papu's didn't have pro star in the video that she had posted of her showing off an engagement ring was from her last relationship where she was engaged. Okay. So she said Papu's is not proposed yet yet in all caps. I don't like it. I like it. I love it. But there you go. An update from them too. This girl, you're just too young and too successful to be this dedicated to Papu's of all Niggas. Like I'm with love for you to sit down with a therapist somewhere and dig into why you even want this nigga because you 30 and he 47. I'm already I'm confused, but okay, girl, this is your life. If that's what you want for yourself, who are me? Go for it. You know what? Sometimes you just have to finally be over it. Summer Walker's new album, finally over it is, I tried absolutely not, absolutely not. Absolutely not. Oh, that was a couple of threads. You forced that to work. No, this thing, Clarissa has to be just finally over it. Like you have to get this one today or you're just like, oh, yeah, I have to do better. And it's also the name of Summer Walker. Okay. All right. I'm gonna just let you have it. Wicked. So, first of all, have you seen the cover of Summer Walker's album? Hey, I think I have with the hat. We're hurting this wedding dress. Oh, it's dead man. Oh, and that old wait, is he dead? I thought he was just, oh, no, oh, I did see he looked like the granny in an episode, the chocolate episode of SpongeBob, you know what I'm talking about, the granny in the wheelchair. No, I, my first thought when I saw that photo was Ann and Nicole and that old dad's man, she married. Remember that? It's probably the reference. Yeah. I mean, that's quite literally what it's given. She was 26 and he was 89. Yeah. Yeah. Jay Howard. Yeah.
Marshall the second that's what his name and he looked ready for the grave then whoever this actor is I know he was like y'all want me to do what oh why what a fuck would I get a white suit oh summer so she posted I guess this is like the uh it's not a track list but it's like a list of people features uh on the album but it's kind of stylized like a wedding invitation so as it's finally over it please find your seat I haven't looked at this yet I wanted to read it live on the thing that's okay okay five tables with like five people each table one has Jeremiah Lil Yachty 1985 Jean-Baptiste terraced Martin 1985 the land the word and then 85 the number yeah so the band okay yeah okay all right I was table two as Troy Taylor Brian Michael Cox the dream co-caro and Clemens so these some of these are producers for sure yeah probably writers okay table three Montelfish Anderson pop pop Anderson pop sailor uh I'm sorry okay I told you I didn't read you did not that's fine Glowrilla allegedly sexy red table four has Lato Bryson Tiller Teddy swims Christopher Brown oh they did just going to work together I mean she opened for him yeah twenty one savage Dose DS I was familiar with that person okay table five we're almost done we're out of a scientist print by us Mimi leaks okay y'all say any fucking thing is this nausea slim wave and monolio all right so it's a lagona it is it's lagona anything stick out to you here um well I I think I found the track listing and it looks like um monolio sexy red and Glowrilla are all on the same song and it looks like it's two dicks discs one is for better and the other one is for worse which is actually pretty clever um but I I know for a fact I'm not going to want to hear Mariah DeScience's Chris Brown um I do like Teddy swims and breathes big right now yeah I do like his voice but I don't know the thing about summer's music is that it's real hitter miss for me like I can identify when I'd it's a good song but I'm also maybe it's that her music up until this point has been about niggas not being shit niggas raggedy niggas say this niggas blah blah and it's like I do it gets to a point where it's like all right so when do we grow up and get strict and stop letting niggas play us like this like especially when we just continue to reproduce like don't you have three or four kids at this point like it's at what point do we say okay that's enough I'm not acting like this no more so maybe that is what this album is but I don't know some of these signs scars robbed you know one 800 heart break heart of a woman which okay situation ship how sweaty I have like two thoughts okay on that right I'm saying because I agree okay I think it doesn't tell what you're talking about it doesn't tell when your real life with fuck niggas is out on the streets in the streets every day because if it was just like personally we don't know much about summer walkers love life or personal life but each of our albums is what the albums are you might still go like okay girl kind of get some variety on the other side of that I think some artists especially female singers who rise to fame with an album that is heavily about fuck niggas and heart break I should have left your ass a thousand times it's like hard to then go back and make something like soft life or whatever and be like oh I've never smelled a flower because the girl these real really be like why is this bitch happy like you do it all the time yeah so I agree with you because I'm like I've seen so much that is attached like I've listened to these songs and hearing you talk about a niggas niggas and his mama and I know the exact niggas and mama right right does get to a point but I'm sure it is also tricky to get mixy with certain things I've said that you can't do a certain thing but I think that you can get back stand very easily yeah I don't work I think she is she's Gen Z's version of Kisha Cole 1000 because when you said you know you kind of get stuck in a certain sound and people don't it just it's like it's well I won't argue that but um I don't know that Kisha has ever had a hit that wasn't about how niggas ain't shit or longing pining y'all close about to sing one but in it absolutely it's about a nigga right somehow some way so you need to get in and I was like oh right there in the lyrics is that very first one I was like if y'all took y'all's own advice on these songs you would not keep making these albums like how are you even talking about your life or you just making music I don't even I did that's up to you what you want to do but yeah that's it just it's like I can take some of that but it do get to a point with me where I'm like all right let's talk about something else seeing if Kisha Cole and niggas Antonio Brown just got out of jail she's going to Antonio Brown used to go together I don't know if he ever publicly claimed her but she got it tattoo of him and I think she covered it up later because she got tired of him acting like you know what she was why was Antonio Brown and you you how do girl you skipped right over what mattered I started talking about summer walk or what I want to have fun with my ridiculous transits in the end okay so the fuck what had happened was this is ridiculous like the story is kind of wild and I'm I'm hoping that I get it so Antonio Brown apparently back in May he was somewhere in Miami-Dade County at a celebrity boxing match oh that's hard enough put together right put together by Aiden Ross which I don't know oh gross you need to just have going around that young man yeah anyway the fits he apparently got into some sort of a dispute altercation with people outside of the establishment that was about what was over allegedly stolen jewelry now and Antonio after the incident in May of this year claims that he was jumped outside of the function because and that you know niggas tried to just to steal his jewelry he said okay he said on the Twitter regarding the boxing event that happened last night I was jumped by multiple individuals who tried to steal my jewelry and cost physical harm to me contrary to some video circulating police temporarily detained me until they received my side of the story and then released me I went home that night and was not arrested okay that's his side the other side that we'll call reality oh we get to the third one all right the other side on that other side Antonio went missing for four months because when the police spoke to the victim in this case one zool car and car in Nantambu I probably butcher that forgive me but that person ledges that Antonio was accusing them of stealing jewelry they got into an argument and that a gun was pulled out shots were fired which was confirmed shots did ring out okay during the the situation people can attest to that Antonio obviously just claimed he had nothing to do with it but this person claimed that Antonio absolutely didn't have something to do but he's the one who did the shooting and that a bullet even grazed his neck the victim says oh so police I guess between that and video evidence and stuff were like maybe get that ass out here come on yeah yeah yeah could not find the bitch turns out he was in fucking Dubai he was in the UAE what for four months doing girl
I said that he was on the run. Now, I wouldn't call it on the run. It seems like he was just there. (laughs) Like, it sounds like he maybe has a place there or no to keep him up there. I don't know. - Not avoiding the cops, 'cause that's what it sounded like to me. - 1,000%. (laughs) So, the girlies found him. - Yeah. - That should I did his very black ass back over to the United States. - What? - To New York, I think. - Okay. - Down to Broward. Locked his ass up for attempted murder. - Oh my God. (laughs) - I think since then, he was bailed out and now he's on house arrest until trial. And the district judge or whatever, they're like, I wish this bitch would fart off beat. - Okay. - He was sending him to the chokey. - Right. - So, the other thing I found interesting was that apparently, the victim, the incident of the stolen jewelry took place in Dubai. So, you saw somebody in Miami at this boxing event and accused him of stealing your jewelry in Dubai, allegedly shot at him, went to Dubai? - All right. - They came and got you from Dubai 'cause it took them four months to find you. - To figure out where you were at. - Yeah. - Locked you up. - Okay. - And now you got an ankle, monitor on, until they figure out what to do with you. - We read all this this morning. - Okay. - I, I think I'm so if it was as innocent as he said, it would be no reason to flee to Dubai for four months. - Why would you do that? - But Antonio Brown is not in his right mind. (laughing) - Wow. - And he hasn't been for years and years. So, I'm really, thank God, it's just attempted murder. 'Cause when you said shots and grays and necks, I'm like, oh, so somebody, the bullet grazed one person, but did it hit the neck like, okay, oh, well. All right, we'll see how that goes. But then he does need some help and has needed some help for years. It's been domestic violence stuff and attacking a driver, a truck driver or something. Like he has been. - It doesn't sound out of character. It does not at all, that's what I'm like. He was in jail for what exactly? You could've said just about anything. - And I would've believed you. - Because that's how unhinged he is, but wait. - So the court judge, Mindy Glazer said. - Glazer. - He had a passport. He no longer has a passport. He'll be living at his home right near my office in Broward County, right near my home. And we'll be working zealously on it. - She's not playing with it. - Yeah, good, 'cause you need some help. Like you really, really do. And the court order is not always the most efficient, but somebody got to do something. - He's not the person that's knocking. - Right, suppose you actually killed him. - Maybe that's what you, why you fled? Maybe thought you did. - Hmm, he was like, damn. Y'all came and got me for attempted murder. That's crazy. I feel like y'all said let me go. - That's right, I know literally. - Oh god, okay, well, so the streets have been speaking out. - Endlessly about Sean Combs, who was currently at Fordix, locked up for the things. A recent mugshot came out of him looking like he took the picture and then said, what's up, yeah, like he looks exactly like Sneak Meener. And so, the internet had a lot of fun with that. I believe I'm like, he's, what, 56? - I think. - He's great. He's great. I mean, he's, he's aging. - Right. - So, I was, I don't know, I think it was all here. Editing something or what? And a notification comes, I gotta turn these things off. It's everything from, like, real news to Sean Diddy Combs, caught drinking hooch, okay? - Yeah, turn those off. You're out of it. - I'm like, okay, no, you, I don't need that. - I don't need that. - I don't need that. - I don't need that. - I don't need that. - It's funny. - I think that they wiped that one away, like, they're kind of giving, like, oh, a proof it. Like, it was kind of like. - No one's talking about it, like, what are you talking about? - Apparently he's working as, he's working in a chapel at Fortesburg. - Oh, right. - Okay. - Yeah, I'll do anything. - He's working as a chaplain's assistant, which is wild because the benefits are, insane. I loved this part I read on CBS News. Chaplains can allow their assistants to prepare a call out list, which tells officers which inmates are allowed to leave their sale to go to program. - What? - Medical appointments. Assistants could add their connections or friends to the list. So remember when we were talking, I think, last week about how he was like, yeah, when I get out of here, 'cause of Trump, I'm gonna get each one of you nicknames. Wait, what you want? You want to row over? So he might already be hitting on that type of shit. - This is the problem with the super wealthy. The rules literally don't apply to them. 'Cause the only reason he's able to get away with any of this shit or walk in and be like, if being a chaplain's assistant comes with that much power within the prison, you would think that they give it to somebody who's been there for a while, has proven themselves. So don't have a bunch of violations for sneaking in nail files. - It's the exact same as all. - But he can get away with this shit because whoever is in charge, not the other inmates, but the CEO of CEOs. The CEO is that no CEO. - CEOs. - And awarding whoever else. Those people are allowing him to be treated differently. The people who are supposed to be enforcing the same rules for everybody are making an exemption for this nigga. It is what fame does to people, what extreme wealth does to people and makes you go outside of what you know is right to do. And now look at this shit. Just in jail, running shit, having a good time. - He also broke, or got flagged for allegedly raking some rule about phones. - Of course he has the phone. - Inmates aren't allowed to make, which, I mean, that's not even like, super special treatment. Like there are inmates across the country who are permitted a specific type of phone. But again, to the point that you just made, it's not like you just rack up a charge in prison for two weeks and get a motor roller race. That's not, that's not, I don't believe that's the function. But either way, they're not allowed to make three person calls. And he violated that rule. And then later claimed that it was because he, was in like a conversation with his legal team about issuing a statement to the New York Times. But then, you know, so they waved that. Oh, I don't know, I don't know. - Of course. - According to Documents, CVS News says, he called an unnamed woman and about halfway through their call comes that he needed to talk with someone described as the digital person regarding blogs. The woman asked Holmes if she should add that person to calling, he said yes. Holmes first spoke briefly with the woman about arranging visitors for the weekend and suggesting they bring cash 200 singles. There is no indication as to how he intended to use the money. Prison regulations, bar visitors from bringing curse the other than coins or the lending machines. And they finished speaking about, after they finished speaking about visitation, the woman added an unknown mail to the call circumventing prison rules. Holmes later explained that he was speaking with his attorney and she added a head of legal communications to work on a statement for his approval to be set to the Times. So it's like, he is just kind of, it gives he's doing what he wants to do and then being like, oh yeah, no, I, you know, the head goes to the bathroom and I'm like, oh, huh. We don't care who you were talking to. You can't be on three way call spirit. And if you were talking to your attorney or attorneys, shouldn't them be the main two bitches to know that? If you asked your attorney to add somebody in and turn this into a three way call, wouldn't your attorney be the one to say, Sean, I cannot do that. That is against the law and every phone call, especially yours is being recorded and monitored. So no, I'm not going to break the conditions of you. Like this is why the whole sentence was a fucking joke because look at what he's able to do in there. Like is he even having a bad time? Is he even sad? The source added that inmates run the risk of getting caught but no corrections officers can't truly monitor The thousands of calls taking place within federal prisons.
daily. There are over 4,100 inmates at Fort Dix alone. So, yes, it's, I'm diddy. I'm having a blast. This is basically like the YMCA. And then on top of that, catch me if you can. Yeah, it's hilarious. There can be 4,100 calls a day. They go and listen to yours because of who you are. Why don't you why wouldn't they like it? But clearly somebody is letting him young thug taught you nothing. It's a totally different situation. I don't, I legit don't even think that nigga is depressed and they're he probably having a good time. I mean, they see the youth team pictures of him out on the yard cheese and then shit, looking like I don't like that. You supposed to be sad and prison. You're not supposed to be having fun. You supposed to be sad, especially when you first get there. You should at least be uncomfortable. Prison is not supposed to be like, oh yeah, I'm bottom. Maybe to talk for me real quick. Right. Arrange it. Shut them. I'm working on a Beijing. I can't get the person down here just this week. I had to read, you know what I'm saying? Like, and also call Nike, give me some salt like prisoners. Yeah. And the way I'm supposed to be having a blast. He don't even care to pretend to be humiliated or humbled by this. He in there bragging about getting out in a few months and the robbing CEOs with whatever the fuck they want to to get whatever he wants. Like he just he's in there having fun. It just happened. And it is what's frustrating about that for me is that most people in prison are sad or broken. Right. Because prison is horrible. It's supposed to break. And it is often. Yeah. Correct. So the fact that you have been there for like 12 days. And our skyping blongers is crazy. Right. The first few months you're supposed to be like, man, I can't believe this. I can't believe this. No, man. A pill, a pill, a pill. It's crazy. Like, you're supposed to have a rough time with your freedoms being taken away. But see when your freedoms don't really get taken away when you can go behind bars and still live not your same life. Obviously, but you're not living like these niggas are you would be depressed if they was treating you like in May six, nine, eight, Z five, three, dash nine. Like you would be way you would be ready to throw up if you was getting treated like that. I can't, but I'm not surprised. I'm just like, okay, first it was hooch. It's like, I can't wait to hear what other dumb ass shit. It's not all stuff. I'm gonna say something. I know it's not, but I'm it's almost like, okay, where's Medea going next? It's like, Cosmail. Face is time. We'll see what happens. That's it for pop culture hot tops this week. We're going to take a break and come back with your letters. Okay, we're back. It's time for your listening letters. Indeed, send your questions to askthereetagmail.com. We may read them aloud on the show. We do have an update this week from Tyler, the mailman who fell for the straight guy and was like, what should I do? And Tyler said, thank you for the advice. When I heard y'all read my email, I almost passed out. I listened to you guys all my route every episode. Anyways, after hearing your advice, I've decided to reach out to my old therapist to see if I can address why I always seem to attract people who are emotionally unavailable or have to work extra hard to get things to work. You're right. I've never interacted with a straight man before really. So the attention and friendship definitely was a new feeling. And I think I took things the wrong way. Thank you for saving me from another embarrassment. I still have a bit of hope that we'll somehow find each other again, but I'm not holding my breath. I'm going to give the boys a break and focus on raising my standards. Thanks again, Tyler. Love to hear it, Tyler. That's a great plan. Trasouin straights. It's just just never. It's just always a bad idea. Ask the list. The high of Sauron don't even look into it. All right. Good luck to you, babe. We have a quick letter here from Brienne who says, I love y'all so much. I was listening to y'all talk about Offset at Mad Men. And I have to know what's your dispensary order? Do you usually get concentrated or flower? What kind of edibles any tincture? Let us know. Please. Thanks, Brienne. I was going to say when I was rattling that off, that was my legit order. Right. I don't smoke or vape anymore. Um, smoking is just really hell on your lungs and vaping just don't really hit the way I needed to, but edibles and tinctures. That's my shit. So you call me other tinctures. Oh, and I've never bought a tincture. The ones I make it home. Yeah, they are, they have put everybody everybody has a story of when they took my tincture. My ass and a slew in a coffee. Yes. And at like, there's so many of those things you could just let me yeah, the next thing you know, and the next thing you know, the worst one will always be poor lily. She passed out and missed the Beyonce concert. God damn. Yeah. She missed. I think it was was a formation. I think it was the formation world tour in New Orleans lily slept right through that shot, but I don't really do so much with the tinctures anymore, but I do love edibles. The lost farms, the Caminos, the pro tabs that I talked about, usually sativa, but I do have a couple of indican hybrids for when it's time to wind down and go to sleep. But yeah, that's that's me. That's what I'm doing at the at the midmen and other places. Yeah, me. I do hate. Same. I had to stop smoking for also lungs. And also I just think I had like a specific allergy term or I moved to New York and I was sick every month. Yeah. Like I had a cold. It was from smoking. Oh, and so that'll do it. Um, I do vape because I still just enjoy the it does not hit the same as smoking, but I just enjoy the coming practice of the inhale out exhale thing. So I will do like heavy hitters, Kervana, raw garden, and there's a brand out here called I want to say it's called cold fire extracts. That is amazing. And then I also really do love edibles. Edibles will get you will get me together. They're like I do like them when I'm having like a day. Like if I'm flying. Oh, today, I'm I don't know. I'm always just beach from no go hiking or I'm going to go to the movies and then go shopping. Maybe I'll like take an editable of just just if I'm like I have a fun day or you're just relaxing. Right. I find that. And it's same brands. I think that you just mentioned Camino. I'm almost anyone. I'll do anyone. Beautiful dance. What is is it? How will you know pineapple? Oh, pineapple habanero habanero. Yes. That one and last farm too. Last farm too. Yeah. Um, I love edibles because they are the easiest to smuggle or wherever you want to go. Oh, true. I mean, anywhere you can take them holes on a plane. You can take them in places that don't allow weed and are super strict about it. Like you can take edibles anyway. And especially the little tabs that just look like regular ass pills and even tablets. Yeah. But I took up. I took a bunch of edibles on a cruise because you can just put gummies in like some other bag of gummies like starburst gummies or whatever. You can just replace that which are and bam. Like you can, you can and the lost farms are like starbursts. And the lost farms are like starbursts. That is too easy. It's very easy. So, um, I mean crime is so bad. Right. Well, I listened. I said, I said before, there's nothing I don't break the law. I'm not above breaking the law, but it depends on which law and for what reason? Hello, but yeah, edibles are great. Nothing is, if smoking didn't rip your lungs and open you up to illnesses and stuff, bitch, I would be. Preach God's word. I just can't do it no more at this point in my life. But I, you know, we'll put one in the air. Have you seen that video or that clip of Kachrona was playing somewhere and Sizzle was next to him. She's smoking a blot or grab or something like that. And Kachron is DJ and he turns there and he's like, can I hit that? Like basically like, can I hit that? She was like, yeah, if she gave it to him, but he's our smoking and everybody with the caption was like, dream, blood. Oh, I'm like, uh,
They are some imaginary blunt rotations where I was like, if I was in this room, I'm just, I'm gonna hit it. And I'm just gonna go home and drink a bunch of tea. I'm just gonna get prepared. Musin' actually. Yeah. Cause like, if I didn't have to deal with the health outcomes of it, I mean, even before COVID, I rarely shared blunts, you always get sick. I would literally roll one for me and then roll one for the niggas to share. But like, I'm not passing. But then after 2020, that really got shut down. And I have not shared, I mean, it would have to be Beyonce for me to share a blunt at this point. But. Oh my god, smoking a ball with Beyonce would be. She probably got some new shit she do where it's like, you just go in and inhale and the weed is just there. It's just in the walls of the room. Shit, like, that bitch is doing something the rest of us can't even conceptualize. It's like those miss fans at like six classes here at Disney World, where it's hot. Just walking it gets sprayed with THC. You just walk into this temperature controlled environment control room and random bursts of weed just in our fuse on your fucking skin and shit. I know she is. I know she doing something fun like that, but. Yeah, so that's what we get at the dispensary thanks, Brienne. Our next letter comes from. Since we're talking about Beyonce from Kelly. And Kelly says, "Hi, if you're in crystal. As a long time Beyonce fan and hair care fanatic, I don't play about my sacred." Y'all both know how good those products are and how much they cost. My roommate is aware as well. But her black ass still had the nerve to use my sacred without asking. I clocked it because I keep them in a very specific place in the bathroom and they had been moved. My hair is in braid so I knew for a fact it wasn't me. Yeah. She was going to wash her hair the night before and mentioned how dry and mad at her hair had been. And I said, "That's probably because of the products you use." No, you did it, you bitch. And I said, "It's probably your products that are drying it out." She was drying out. When I asked her about it, she confessed and said she only used a little of the sacred and only dipped her finger in it. But it was the conditioner bottle and you can't dip your finger in that. Which makes me feel like she also used something other than the conditioner. She also admitted to using it one other time just to detangle her hair. The irony is that if she would have just asked me, I probably would have said, "Yes." She said that since I said her products were probably drying her hair out, she figured it was okay to use my stuff. And because I told her she could use it once over six months ago because her hair was really matted. She probably used the decant conditioner or the mask. Right. Because what you mean, dip your finger in it. She also said that since she has sister, she felt like it was okay because they always share everything without asking. This girl and I went to college together over eight years ago and we've been cool. But living with her has made me realize I don't like a lot of things about how she lives and how she operates. Yeah, it's living with someone, baby. It is. My question is, should I request for her to pay me for the travel size of sacred? Since I can't be sure how much of this she used. Honestly, I'm pretty proud of how cute I kept it when I pressed her for it. But I want to know y'all's take on the situation. Please let me know how y'all would handle it and if I should go off on her. Thankfully, I'm moving out at the end of the month and won't have to deal with her anymore. Thanks, Kelly. What do you mean we call it together? She cool. I mean, whatever. That bitch started using my $50 conditioner. So I would not charge her for an estimated amount of product. From one of these bottles. No, I would not do that, Kelly. Although I completely understand and identify with your disabilities. I do. I would not react this strongly. I gagged after like I knew somebody did it because the bottles had business. Because the bottle had been moved right. Two sent to me there's to the left. I don't play. My hair was braided and it was not washed out. And so like, I'm listening today and I know COVID when I grew my hair out was the longest my hair has ever been in my life. So for people who have longer hair and care about it. One of my men's phones. Of course, I completely I don't, you know, I can't empathize really. But I understand like it's a lot of work. Sometimes it is a day's work to get this hair together. I'm going to be very particular about these very expensive. Because even if it wasn't a product that I love made by someone super famous or whatever. If it was polyand products, cosmetics from wherever the fuck, it's mine. And it's probably still expensive. If it was so. It's my swap girl. Yeah. But sacred, given the fact that it's sacred, given the fact that you and I have talked about your hair and hair products and you needing new products and things like that. It is wildly disrespectful for you to use my product without asking me or even use my product. And then say afterwards, hey, I use a little bit of your sacred. Is that okay? Do you want me to, I can then know you whatever you just using my stuff. Yeah. And not saying anything to me is not okay. That's what I would say. I wouldn't be like, so it's about 14.75 ounces. Now, if X and Y, like I'm nothing to do on it. I would say the same and it sounds like this. Your frustration is exacerbated by the fact that there are several things about living with this person that annoy you. Yeah. So, yeah, I think I would approach it the same way roommates put their name on a Heinz bottle or a Chick-fil-A sauce or whatever the fuck. Sometimes it gets to that point. Yeah. And it probably has gotten to the, it's gotten to that point here. I'm not going to charge you anything, but I definitely would be like, girl, either do not use my products full stop or let this be the last time you use my products and don't say anything to me. Yeah. Or ask my permission blah, blah, blah. I agree. This, I had to look it up. A travel size of the conditioners is $16. And I just don't, it's not me. Right. Not you. Like, we could go ahead and say the full size is probably two or three times what most people are paying for shampoo and conditioner. But I really, I agree with you. And I think you really brought up a great point as far as like, if everything else was so great and you just love this, this living situation, how are you using your sacred will be a lot less annoying. But it's she does a lot of shit that gets on your nerves. So this is like, this is really the proverbial straw. Right. But since you're moving out, I don't think it's worth like you're moving out in a few weeks, girl, I don't think it's worth it to be like, and I'm finished. And you have been more requests for my $16 worth of conditioner. Yes. That's brilliant. I get it. I get it. Like I live alone for so many reasons, but if somebody use my sacred, I would also be pissed. And especially, don't let it be them drops. Don't let it be that tiny ass bottle of drops that 60 fucking dollars. Let me re up real quick. And people be, oh, let me tell you the saddest shit I see on TikTok is when moms are like, it was a little too quiet. Came in here in this child and dumped all the drops out. And now I'm trying to like, oh, that sounds awful. And you can't even get rid of your kid for that. Like you have to say you can't even get mad. Oh, no, you can't get rid of them. You can't be like, all right, that's enough out of my house. Like you have to get out. You know, I don't know where you're going. Even when they do stuff like that. I mean, I get it because Laney broke my computer and I had to I still love her. I'm still gagged that she bit that shit while you were speaking on a business call. Like we're done. We're done here. She's so annoying, but I forgot to have candles now. Yeah, you know, I'm getting there. It's all it's all shot out to Dr. Gary. But yeah, that she pissed you off real bad with the sacred, but she is how much she stay pissing you off. So yeah, I think moving out is enough of get back here. And if you don't want harder use no more, if it if it's something you really don't want hard to use, just keep it in your room. It's a damn shame that you have to do that because it's not like, you know, y'all are not in college. This is not one of them dorms where everybody on the floor shares the same bathroom. So you got to bring your toiletries in and out like you should not have to do that. But I mean sacred is sacred. I understand feeling like this shit is too expensive.
to share. I do. Like, you're going to have to give me $1 or something. If you try to do a full wash day with say this shit is high. So I'm saying at the very least out of respect. It's like a may I use this? I can run you X amount of money for it. Or even just can I use it? You can just ask. Yes. And then let me say, well, I don't have that much love. Can you give me a little put in a little bit on the next bottle? So I can order it around. It could be here in time for me to wash my hair or whatever. Or no. Or you could just say no, right? Or no. Because you're not giving me that opportunity. And then trying to do what? Yeah. Play like you didn't use my expensive celebrity fantastic hair product that I'm obsessed with. Right. Plus, I got it. Sacred makes the bathroom smell like sacred unless you use something that has a stronger scent. And it smells incredible. But like if I walk in the bathroom after your shower and I smell sacred, I'm gonna smell I ask whooping on you next. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, let this go and just move out and consider the lesson learned babe. Best of luck. Let's see here. Well. These products. Oh no. Same. Same. That blue ivy protection collection. Oh my god. It was so clutch when I had my twist. Did you see the man that's when he? Yes. And I said, I'm not I literally I'm not going by that. I'm not buying that Beyonce. But that is I mean, we she simply is in charge over there. She's made it. Yeah. It's just the facts. And we've been saying this about how she is she 13. We've been saying it for 13 years. Yes. Our next letter. Oh god. Comes from Natalie. The Natalie says, hi guys. Love y'all so much. I've been listening for a minute. Hope you and your doggies are thriving. I've unfortunately just found out that my partner was cheating on me throughout my pregnancy and up until very recently. Now to be fair, we had split up, but we did keep fucking around and we started talking again when I found out I was pregnant. To make things more complicated, he had a girlfriend before I found out and told him the news. This is very messy. I know. I know. I'm not even mad that he cheated because I should have known that part. He's a cheater and it's a classic case. Tons of childhood trauma and mommy issues. The problem is that not only did I receive a woman to woman text on multiple social media platforms. So did my sister. Wow. Okay. This was something I planned to handle by myself because it's pretty embarrassing. But his girlfriend's friends made sure to send those screenshots to my sisters. Wow. Yes. Her friends were actually the ones to spill and she only messaged me later. So glad that my sisters now have picks of my ex's dick. That is just so cool of everyone. My main question. Wow. Yeah. Because this comes with such excellent timing. How do I navigate the holidays? I'm looking at a wind tunnel. My son is only one. So I'm feeling like a lot of what goes on during the holidays is a lot of his first. I don't plan on cutting his dad out of those experiences. So how do I still bring him around? I know that y'all have not had to deal with this directly. But is there anyone that comes to family shit that y'all just can't stand? Oh girl. Baby. We're doing. Also, it's worth noting that my sisters are aware of the situation. Of course. But my parents are not. Thank God. Additionally, he and I still live together. And I'm currently unemployed because Trump's tariffs fucked me out of a job that I had that I had lined up. I stay home with the baby. But Gownia. But yeah. Please help a dummy with a problem. Thanks Natalie. Oh baby. I don't do niggas feel bad? Do niggas have guilt? Almost never. Do they ever like? Almost never. Oh my God. So his girlfriends friends found out that he got his ex pregnant. They didn't even come to harass you. They were like, let's send dick pics and te to her sisters. Oh yeah. The purpose of that is to humiliate you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. That's a choice. Yeah. I mean, I can't in my youth, I have done similar things with my hood rat friends. I mean, we were very young. But yeah, we did. It was messy for us. It was extremely messy and childish of us as well. But yeah, we did it. Okay. So you still live with this nigger. And you don't have a job. It sounds like you are relying on him for a house and everything else, everything else. What to do? Yeah. How does how does she get through the holidays with this one year old child that she shares with this man and that she had and still living with this man? That I don't know. It doesn't even sound like they've necessarily broken up yet because yeah, it doesn't know what it means. Breaking up is hard to do when you still live together. Yeah. Not impossible. But and when you still live together, it just came out to a pussy 12 months ago. Right. But he may. And one of y'all is dependent on the other. It's very hard to be like, yeah, we not in a relationship no more. Yeah. Like, are you sure? Because what has changed really? Didn't talk like a happy relationship, but I mean, yeah, I know it doesn't. It sounds like a real fucking mess. So you know you did. I would start. Yeah. I would go on TikTok for some great DIY holiday ideas. The magical thing about this holiday with your one year old is that at one year of age, everything is magic. Oh yeah. So you can get out the Scotch tape and some gel pens and you because you don't have a job, you're not going down to your Michael. All right. And so you can, you know, just start creating a winter wonderland now for this kid and yourself and start building the magic at home with all sorts of cookie baking and stenciling. Oh yeah. And fun holiday themed things between you and your baby. I wouldn't even be thinking about having a family holiday because you know, on the 25th, maybe we open a gift, drink a dog. You mean like that, I think. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I'm the 25th. We all do that. Holiday season. I think I would just be locked in with my baby and living vicar sleep through his baby eyes and ears and just, you know, going ripping up tiny pieces of paper. Yeah. No. And just focus on that. Yeah. Because everything outside of that sounds like a shit house hell. Now before you do the snow thing with the paper, I probably rip a different piece of paper and on that, I would start writing a plan to get the fuck out. Yeah. You're definitely going to need that. Now, I know that people, specifically that rust colored individual that you mentioned a second ago, tariffs and things of that nature, they're making life hard. They're making life ridiculous. But you know, you and your surroundings better than we do. So I would suggest you start working on an exit strategy because this sounds absolutely miserable and embarrassing and toxic. But the holiday thing, I, yeah, I would be focused on this baby and trying to make him as happy as possible and excited as possible within my means and enjoying that. I'm going to say I love seeing kids giggling at Rihanna voicing a smile. If you think of that, I'll make no sense. It's like, oh my god, life can be beautiful when you don't know it can be ugly. So let's focus on that. Oh, okay. I hate that. If that happens. It sounds like Natalie is planning on spending the holidays with her extended family, like her side, her parents, her sisters, whoever else is in her shit and just inviting this man to come be a part of it as well. Which yeah, I don't know is I hate to be like cynical about it, but does he even is he even going to show up? Does he even want to show up? Like are you
and anticipating that this might be an issue. And then he's like, yeah, I'm not going to your mama's fucking Christmas Eve apple cider and cinnamon cookie baking night. Like I'm not gonna fuck about none of that. Like, is he even gonna be tapped in with what you plan on doing with your family? But if you don't, I think the bigger issue here is that you don't want your parents to know. And if the baby daddy is not around, that's gonna be a huge red flag. Like, where are you at during Christmas? Like, this is where niggas, like Christmas of all days. That's where niggas, the side chick do not get, you know, this family time. So, how good are you at lying and pretending like everything's okay when it's not? 'Cause when you ask us about like, is there anybody we just can't stand when it comes to family shit? There definitely have been people like that. And what I have always done is if I know that niggas come in, I simply don't engage with them. Like, and, but that's gonna be much harder for you because you're trying to have this illusion that everything's okay. So, if I were you, I would either get really comfortable with lying and being fake or I would tell my parents, look, I found out this nigga was cheating. Don't, I'm still gonna let him come through but like if you see us not really talking or whatever, that's what's going on. And you might need your parents to know because you might need to get you and your baby's things and go moving with them. I can't imagine you gonna be happy in this man's house for very long. I just, if you wanna get away from him, you're probably literally going to have to physically get away from him. But yeah, this is-- - I think that can definitely go on the plan paper. I also, I don't really, I would not even go as far as telling my parents all day. Like I don't think my family, unless I'm relying on them for something, I feel like it could be as easy as just being like, we had an argument, we're not in a good place, I wanna talk about it. If it seems like things are off, it's because we got the personal stuff going on. - That's true. - Please don't really read into it or make it a thing, it's the holidays. It does this sound like your sisters are gonna bring it up to your parents 'cause I figure they probably would have done that by now if they were those types of people. - Yeah. - So I don't see why you can't just go kick it with your baby, have some cookies with the baby. If you have some specific family traditions, where it's like, yeah, but every year, like the kids and their spouses make cinnamon apple fritters together and then post for a photo. And then you have to be like, well, we won't be in the cinnamon apple fritter photo this year. (laughing) You know, like if there's some weird specificities to your holidays, which are family that you worried about, then I got better. - Right. - But similar to people coming around that you just can't stand, don't get into it with like, just because we're here sharing space together during the holidays and stuff doesn't mean that I have to give you a recap of every single facet of my goddamn life right now and get into the gory their details, especially 'cause most of you bitches ain't gonna tell me shit. You waiting for me, or that person that you think something going on with, I heard something going on with the comments below, all their guts on the flow. Meanwhile, your husband should know you, shut up. So I would be there with my one year old baby having a blast. And hopefully grandma is going to also be making sure the baby has a blast. And then the whole thing about getting older and having your own kids anyways, like, oh, now the babies get Christmas and we focus on that. - Mm-hmm. - I don't want to tell them a goddamn thing. Don't just be like, I don't like him right now. What, you and this nigga just been honky door, you ain't never had a Christmas where you want to put your thing in the face? Stop talking to me. - Yeah, that's very true. That is absolutely an option. Because that's very common for people to just be going through shit. And the holidays are stressful for a lot of families. - Exactly. - That is a much easier, and that will let you, that frees you up to be yourself, which is mad at him. - So you don't have to put on this fake ass face of like, everything's fine. Christmas, apple fritter, apple fritter photos. My favorite, like, you don't have to, you can just be you, sentiment apple fritter photo is the craziest phrase. But I just speak, and then I don't know where I am. - But yeah, this, you're right. I have never dealt with this directly. And I, this really, it must be a mom thing that you're like, oh, but the holidays, how do I, you know, make everything precious for my baby while his daddy still comes around? 'Cause my first thought would have been me. (laughs) My first thought is, how can I get out of this nigga's house? How do I get me and my baby out this nigga's house? I feel like that would-- - For her little rib is up underneath her. - Yes. - Right. I need you. - When you are a mom, it's different, right, right. And it's the hall, and that, you know, it's sentimental for a reason. People get all open-hearted, and weepy face. - You want their Christmas and their birthday to be the best days of their lives. - Right. So, I get it. - I think if you're, yeah, I think if you're a baby, some kind of vice. - Who cares about AIDS? (laughs) - Yeah, once you two owed to believe in something, oh, it's just kind of like, all right. (laughs) - What toppings do you want? - Yeah, I know what it is, yeah. But best of luck to you Natalie, and good luck to you and your precious baby, China. - Those friends. - Detangle, I mean, messy day. - I kind of, I do kind of admire it. - I do, I do. - I do kind of love them being like, my friend not gonna say it, 'cause she a classy bitch, but I will. You, ho. (laughs) - I've been that girl, I'm sorry, Natalie. I absolutely, I would have been the one to light your ass up both of y'all. - But how are the sisters? - Damn. - Oh yeah. - I also couldn't help but think that like, what if you go, this nigga comes to the thing, and then he's, and you're like, I'm not talking to him. I don't want to, like we got into it, but we're focusing on, you know, Marquets, whatever the big name is. - Yeah. - For the holiday. But I also couldn't help but think that, you know, mommy's of a certain caliber. Might go over to the sister. - Sandra. - Yeah, let me just, what's going on over there? I don't know. They ain't got nothing to do with me. - Okay. - She go over to the other sister. - Sasha, what the hell was going on? - Listen, listen, just. - Auntie, please. - Ask Rochelle. - Ha, ha, ha. - I don't know. - Oh man. - Rochelle, come here. - What's going on with your sister? Rochelle, I know you know something. I don't know, Rochelle, don't you lie to me in my house. Next thing you know, you come back in the room. Rochelle. - They didn't change. She thought I would have been her. - I mean, she got them to end in the prison. - I just couldn't help but like sit here and picture that the mom-- - Yeah, write the script. - After you don't tell her, it goes directly to all the sisters until she gets an answer. 'Cause you know what mothers will do it. - Yeah, yeah, they will. - So that's on the table. - See that happening? - Yeah, of course. - But I still wouldn't go and entail them nothing. I would just be like, I'm mad at that nigga anyway. I'll be all the days. - I mean, if y'all gonna break up anyway, it's kind of like. - Right. - You know, six to one half a dozen of the other. But maybe-- - I love that saying. - Me too. But you know, maybe after New Year's, when everybody comes back to real life around like January 4th, 5th. Maybe then you'll be like, okay, now that that's over, let me focus on getting us up out of here with this nigga and you know, fuck Trump. So best of luck, babes. That we're gonna wrap it up right there for the letters. Again, if you have a question for the read, send it to
[email protected]. We'll be right back. - We are back and it is now time for the read. I'll begin because this should be relatively easy and, not at all a big deal. Spooky season is over for you all. However, as you know, I am a horrifying bitch all year round. So I'm gonna be doing another spooky read for a fictional character this week. And this one is dedicated to one Veronica Grogan, also known as Ronnie, a young black girl on a series currently airing on HBO Max, formerly known as Maxine. The show is called It Welcome to Dairy. It's a spin-off series based on a Stephen King novel It and more specifically the two films that Andy Moucietti, I think, directed. The films are about an evil entity from outer space that takes on many terrifying forms and eats people mostly children because they scare easy. In the beginning of the first episode of the season, a little white boy becomes a little white boy, a little white boy becomes a little white boy.
victim to it. But before he is brutally murdered, he was at a movie theater where he's snuck into a theater. And they got caught by one of the white, who's the white guy who worked in the theater or whatever. Muither is owned by a black man named Hank. His daughter, I think is like 12 or 13 years old in the series, in the book she's nine. But his honor is like working at the Confession Stand to Lollipop's in her mouth to just show you that, you know, she's plucky. It doesn't give a fuck. Okay. She sees a little white boy whose name I can't remember right now. I forgot which one he was hiding somewhere when like the security is looking for him. Her dad asks if she's seen the boy. She says, no, let's the boy get away. Later the boy dies in supernatural causes. Okay. Towards the end of the episode, these three kids who are all in some way connected to the white boy who goes missing, little white child. Find like, oh, the girl Ronnie at the movie theater saw him before he went missing. Let's go talk to her. She's at the movie theater. For whatever reason, she has keys to the theater too. They want to go into the movie theater to look around and see if I guess they could find clues because they don't know that the child is dead yet to them. Okay. They don't know about this thing. So they're mostly, there are like a lot of missing people photos around dairy all the time. Lots of missing kids all the time. So to them, this kid's missing. They don't know that he's dead, right? Either way, Ronnie opens the or daddy theater where I guess you got a part time job 12 and let's the kids into the theater puts on the movie that the little boy snuck in to watch at the beginning of the episode. I guess to find clues. Long story short, haunting happens. The creature bursts through the screen, projection screen in the theater. Absolutely malls, three kids to death. Just just rips three white kids, two pieces. The little black girl Ronnie and the white girl, Lily, they survive. Now we move to episode two where of course this is set in the 50s, I think. Yeah, this is like 1950 or something. I was 54. Okay. So of course, the white people are like that Negro hard are those white kids and he's going to fry. So now Ronnie is running around desperately trying to get people to believe that her father didn't kill them kids. He wasn't there. The only surviving child, Lily from the theater incident was previously in a mental asylum after she saw her father get killed and then said something like she got locked up and was sent to like a mental health institution. So she's very traumatized by that. She told the police that her dad that Ronnie's daddy was not there. But they don't give a fuck like obviously they see a black man who had the nerve to have a business that was doing well. We're pinning it on hand type shit. Why people even approach like the chief police and savage if you don't lock him up, we're going to kill him basically. So Ronnie is now pissed at this white girl like you need to do something. You won't tell them the truth. You won't say something and they're my my father's going to go to prison because of you. You want me to tell them that we conjured a flying mutant baby with bat wings murdered three kids. I barely know. Yeah. I have priors like I told them your daddy wasn't there. It's not my fault. Racism and anti-blackness runs is like it's just like girls in this impossible position. Ronnie, run a thing. What the fuck were you thinking about in the first fucking place like are we going to get into some sort of story here where we're going to talk about why this job needs felt the need to like save white people. You didn't even know these kids. You didn't know these kids, which you did know is the last little white child that you tried to help went missing. Nobody seen them since and three new mystery. Yes, white kids come up and I like heard about the missing white kid and he was here last. Do you mind if he coming to your daddy's place of business and looking around free for the more. The reason they were looking for security was looking for that little white boy in the first place because he stuck in a theater, which means he didn't give your daddy the money for the movie that he was watching, which means you don't get three lollipops. Then more kids come looking for the missing child at a daddy's theater and you're like, yeah, sure, come on in. I'll put the music man on for you. You watch a bunch of them kids get mall to pieces. This bitch is covered in blood, severed hand in her hand, all these things and you want her to go to the police and do the most impossible thing in the world. Why did you trust them children in the first place? Furthermore, girl, your daddy had a movie theater and people went white people went. It was worth. He had white employees. You're eating the candy two at a time. You're breaking the rules and you're letting children come into the goddamn theater that you did when you were in your homies. And now your pissed. Now you raising your voice. Now you want bitches to go back to Arkham. Veronica, you are out of order, Ronnie. You're out of order. I don't know what in the Bobby, Ricky or the mic you were thinking about, but you just should have done better. Disappointed. And of course, I locked that idea. I think I went down there and got him. What? And to be honest with you, I was like, thank God. Because if they didn't arrest him, yeah, the streets of dairy problem is just went right. Right. Right. What is this movie called? It's a TV shaman HBO call. Welcome to dairy. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, the dairy girls. Yeah, it's about it. The clown. Oh, Pennywise. Not dairy girls. I thought it was a prequel to dairy girls. No, welcome to dairy is. Thank God. I never started that. I just assumed it was a prequel to dairy girls. Oh, my God. I would have been. Oh, I never heard dairy mentioned outside of dairy girls. So I just figured it out. Did you see any of the promotional art for it? Or did you just see? No, I just saw the name. I was like, Oh, okay. Okay. So we're going to welcome to dairy. No, thank you. And that's why I was so confused. I'm like, I must have heard wrong. It ain't no way. It's dairy girls. No way. Okay. So that town that it exists in is called dairy main. Oh, it's dairy main. Not dairy. I really. Wow. I would have been so devastated if I had turned that on. I'm so glad. I very quickly. It's very cool. Shout out to that H.D. save my ass. Brutal. It's so fierce. I love it so much. Won't catch me. It's really, really good. And it has quite a few black people in it with very interesting stories. I did say like on my Instagram, it has the unfortunate thing of like, when you have a show, especially a show set in America at a certain time, you just know that the black characters with it, it comes. Things that are going to make me. Yep. Yep. Yep. But aside from that, an intermingle is some really great acting, very interesting story. It's really scary. It's very brutal. And I just, yeah, I was like, I have to add Ronnie to my little fictional character reads because baby, why did you let them children into movie theater? I really don't think from a writing perspective, they're going to address that either. I think they really just wanted a set piece in the in the cinema where people die. And it was like, well, there, that's how we get that. But bitch, none of this would have even happened if everybody just told their girls, if you don't get the fuck off my daddy, probably bitch, like, like, we can wrap this right up. It's already one white child missing in the last place they saw him was here. Oh, nothing. No, you cannot come. Leave. And real quick, before I move on or before I end my read, I just want to say to to Disney and Hulu. Or as I like to call them delulu, I see that in the latest update, you change the formatting. So now at the top, you have a tab you can slide over that has Disney plus, I think ESPN, it actually starts with for you. The for your for you shit is a reach for a different day. Okay, because you don't get to tell me.
them said this is what the algorithm said you would like. You don't get to tell me. Okay. But at least now I can just slide over to my Disney plus and my Disney plus and my Disney plus my Hulu with my Hulu. Thank you. I appreciate that. So here you get an acrylic tech for that. Not a read. I'm done. All right. I am going to start off by passing my read. I forgot. Go ahead. Tell it. I was going to say that Ronnie's decision was almost as foolish and confusing as Democrats sweeping an election and then deciding to end the government shut down with nothing in their hands but a pack of twizzlers. Yeah. There. Now I'm finished. Yeah. Decisions that really confused the nation. But I don't. Well, we'll move right on. Like I said, I'm going to pass my read this week. Two T and T wrote us and said last PM. Okay. Hey, Chrisslyn, if you read this, read us for the White Walker Widow Erica Kirk. And I just noticed them three K's and her name. I was having a wonderful shit. I was having a wonderful morning, despite being recently mandated to be in the office, a minimum of eight hours. Now there were being tracked. Thanks to corporate America. And imagine my shock and awe when I checked my mailbox and found a letter from Erica Kirk and turning point USA asking for donations to honor Charlie quote unquote legacy. Now I live in a mostly old white building and I know the last tenant of this place was a Republican because I still get some her mail. But this letter was addressed to me. I have never voted Republican in my entire life, except that one time in high school during a mock election where I got social anxiety and blurted out red, but never the fuck again. So me getting this confirms that my information was sold for this alibaster abomination to send me the thickest piece of propaganda I have ever seen. Erica Kirk, you raggedy bitch. I hope your husband is suffering the worst level of hell that can be imagined. Now that he's in the dirt and decaying. I hope you have comfort knowing that his outsides are finally matching his insights, disgusting, decrepit, dastardly, and dank. Don't ever send me no bullshit letter talking about how capitalism is the most moral improvement economic system ever discovered. Bitch, are you insane? I hope turn the point USA burns to the fucking ground and you, you're soon to be husband JD events suffer the same karmic neck injury that your man did and them kids get put into a heavy-d programming camp for a clean slate because having you as a mama can only be summed up with a quote from the little rascals. If we were your kids, we punish ourselves. Great film. Great reference. Great reference to might wash that later. Thanks for everything y'all do with the show. Can't wait to see you again. Love tea tea. Baby, when I say YouTube, they're right up. I can't even imagine the anger that would fill my heart. If I got a fucking letter from Erica Kirk, who sold my shit to that bitch, who put me on the mailing list? Somebody don't like you. Somebody I actually understand this. Yeah. That's rage. I would lose my mind. I do too would be like the absolute living fucking nerd. Bitch, are you like what if I would take it personally? Yes. Personally, because even though it's data, if Erica Kirk rang my doorbell asking for turning point USA donations, I would spit in her fucking face. Like I'm gonna I would laugh very loud. I'm gonna commit a misdemeanor at the bare minimum. I'm a thump that bitch something, but I'm you're not leaving my bitch. I would cackle. And I would be like, hold on, let me get my phone. I have to report this. Okay, say it again. Say it over time when you want. I know you're not supposed to record yourself committing a crime, but let me go get my phone so I can livestream me beating your ass for even being at my doorstep. You know what's funny? I'm not giving you shit weird though. Common spelling for Erica. The CNN. It does. And you're like, I don't know that I ever noticed them three Ks in her name before either, but now that you say something to you, I'm never gonna be able to unseat us shit. Um, to indeed. Thank you so much for sending that in. If you have a read you'd like to pass, then you can send that to pass the read gmail.com. I also want to nation, nation. Ask Trump. He's stolen all of our money. Don't ask us for shit else. He can't. Anyway, the food stamp thing is so fucking crazy, but I think it makes it makes sense when you consider that he already took that money and spent it somewhere else. Right. Then it's like, oh, I see why you being weird about this because you ain't got it. He's a shit. Just getting booed at that game. I do. I do. I know he hated that and that's why I loved it. Oh, well, nigga, the government's closed down. This is in DC. You're at a commander's game. These people want to go back to work or they didn't vote for you or both like, yeah, we don't like you hurt. And I love. Yeah, go to Kansas City with this shit. We're not trying to hear that in DC. Um, Tori Lange just lost his appeal. The superior court of Los Angeles County said on appeal, Peterson, contains the trial court committed a number of errors. We find no prejudicial error and accordingly affirm Peterson's conviction, which is the legal ease way of saying, nigga, you did it. And you're going to stay your ass in prison. Enjoy them every minute of them 10 fucking years. I can't think of a bitch more deserving. And finally, to whichever reporter got all up in Zoran mom Donnie's ass about not going to the veterans, they parade, please find you something to do. Zoran wasn't at the veterans, they parade because he was with veterans. He was up in parkchester at a, I think it's like a senior living center or something for one of those spots that specifically for veterans, because they have been through a lot of shit normally needs some kind of specialized care. He spent the day serving meals to veterans and sitting out down at the table talking to them about what they need. And so when this reporter pressed him about it, he was like, well, I wanted to ensure that on veterans day, I actually sat down with veterans and heard from him, them. Imagine that mayor, some of the stories that I heard from these people who served their country and gave everything they could to protect this raggedy ass country is at this same raggedy ass country has left them behind and makes them feel forgotten and uncared for by this same nation, this same city. So as I said during the debate, I'm not going to be at every parade. Yes, I was at the West Indian day parade. And you know, because niggas are fun. Sorry, I forgive me for wanting to catch a vibe. Yes, I was at the Puerto Rican day parade for the same reasons. Like, yeah, I went to my parade, but first of all, I'm not mayor yet. And secondly, I wanted to spend my time actually talking to them. And some of these veterans are like, oh, so I'm going to keep it real. I did not vote for you. I don't even really know you. And he's like, that's fine. You know, this is the type of person who should be in politics because he don't take it personally that you didn't vote for him. He maybe understands why you didn't, but he's still here to work for you and do what's best for you regardless of who you voted for. So, and he has been running on that since day one, like, getting mad at this man and being like, well, every mayor since Ed conscious marched in the parade. I mean, Bloomberg, Giuliani, Jenkins, the Blasio, Erica, I don't care. Parades are symbolism. Parades are, you know, and sure, it means something to some of you, but I cannot be mad at this man saying I would rather do something that matters. And a lot of people have this issue of like, they just want you to show up to the thing that's for the cameras, it's for the lights, it's for the, you know, this is what you quote unquote supposed to do. Fuck what you supposed to do. Do what you said you was going to do. Zoran didn't run on you going to catch me at every media opportunity. You don't catch me helping the people of this city. I'm all the way up in the fucking Bronx serving meals to the vet and talking to them about what they need. I don't even really like parades like that, bitch, you probably you might never catch me. Thank you. Thank you. I don't care if that man never goes to a parade. I imagine on veterans day, I'm on the ground with veterans doing what the next serving veteran should be doing. Wow. But you were trying to press me about not being on a fortnight float with. Right. If you don't get the fuck out my face, you mad at me because I'm not over here fake smiling next to Eric Adams, bitch. I came here to do a real job. I forgot to watch the Zway interview. Did you watch it? I, I actually, I think I got maybe 20.
three minutes into it and I was like, I don't know which one of you. You know, Z-Waste thing is like being weird, making guests uncomfortable. But I think he was actually doing that to her. Like she seemed to be, I don't know. He, it was weird. It was a very strange vibe from Eric Adams. It made me so glad that that man is gonna be out of office here in the next six weeks. It was uncomfortable to watch, honestly. I did not even finish it, but he is, yeah, a real piece of work. You should find it. You should go watch it on YouTube because it is. - I'm gonna watch it. - But yeah, let Zora, Zora don't want to be a figurehead. He don't want to show up just to take pictures and smile and you know, kiss babies for the photo op. That man said that he's here to actually do things for the people who live here. Let him do that work when he is. - Let him show improve. - Thank you so much. - 1,000%. - Are you sending a message by not going to the veterans they parade? - Bitch, I'm sending the message that I would rather go help veterans. What do you mean? - Let's mention, if you would have went to the veterans day parade, some of y'all would have just been like, you could have actually been doing real work with good means because you just want to be on this means deep, and that it is what it is. But it would be one thing if you're like, it's tradition that, and instead of being at the veterans day parade, like all of these other mayors, you were at Neiman Markis or Poxers. - Right. - Bitch, you were, isn't it like the day is dedicated? - Yes. It's not like he got on Instagram live. Like what y'all doing? I'm smoking weed, enjoying the day. - All right. - I'm all for holding our politicians accountable. That's the point of public office. That is the point of public office, but let the man actually get in office and fuck up first. - To let me say something, if anybody, New Yorkers, the ones that voted for him, especially, are going to be on his ass if he's not doing what he said. - Yes, and I'm sure he knows that. But again, even once he's in office, if he skips some, the Valentine's Day Parade. - Right. - Because he went to go read stories so people who just got their heart broken or whatever, I'm not gonna be mad at that. I don't care. - Exactly. - Do a real job. Help. - I wasn't at the rocket anniversary. - So sorry. - This children hospital. - Right. - Like shut up. - Y'all being so weird to this man, and I know some of you are only gonna get weirded. Let's actually hold him accountable for things he does that are problematic this ain't one of those. So. - You're a man because he has a name that you would reference as ethnic because he's about things that intimidate you 'cause you ignorant and because he is very-- - A cutie petudie, indeed. So yeah, that's it for this week's episode of the read. Find us on social media at this is the read. Our website is thisistheread.com. You can find my new podcast, Crystal's Couch, wherever you get your favorite podcasts, also on YouTube, on social media at Crystal's Couch with all the links and et cetera, et cetera. Any news from you this week? Kiffiri. - Kiffiri.com, patreon.com/kiffiri. If you would like to see this wicked, limited edition unboxing that I just did while Link just heavily-- - Oh, classy. - No, if you would, I wouldn't trust you. - No, like literally. Literally was like, what is this? And why aren't we just playing Fetch? - More tools. - So that was fierce. And I'm probably gonna give away some of the stuff that was in the box that I don't want. So find me over there and look out for more. Thanks for listening. - Yes, take care of yourselves. We will see y'all next week.
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