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about oh yeah my bad there's two types of cans let's address that you happen to have cans of water like that's a rare thing yeah yeah and then you said box you said boxes but also cans yeah it's a festival it's a film festival and it's a private i've never been because i've never really been in a good movie well yeah so there's that it's also a body part and so is box all right all right oh i don't know can you cut that out yeah we will cut that part out we'll cut that part out we'll cut that part out dude yeah yeah yeah i'm just gonna keep you're becoming edgy the whole day is cans a body part well i didn't know like yeah oh tit oh breasts all right right right body parts and box and box what's a box a penis no no no no no no no no no we'll cut that out we'll cut that out yeah yeah we'll cut that out um so um simon and i have known each other for how long do you think oh excuse me uh i'm just parched looking yeah yeah yeah i want to i want to drink you up i want to drink you like water that's like the remember you know jesse buckley the actor of course every speech she gave there was one speech she gave about paul mescal where she was like i want to drink you yeah what does that mean you think it it sounds everything sounded so sexual but then she'd be like and paul i want to drink you like water also i want to thank your girlfriend she's so lovely my husband i was like wow yeah yeah i've never said i want to drink you like water yeah yeah to anybody somebody that i didn't want to just yeah mess around with well it's like when you're in love with somebody you kind of want to bite them it's true so maybe yeah yeah like yeah also drinking like water isn't really sexy it's the way she said it yeah yeah well the human body is um consisted of a lot of water like i think that was her point okay well i don't know scientific one yeah scientific point it's always good to be accurate yeah yeah yeah and except how much percentage of human three 73 of the human body is water yeah and then same with the earth right isn't it like more yeah it's the same as the earth yeah wow we're both you're blowing my mind how do you know this cat because because everyone knows this yeah oh okay so you don't male have how much water in there how much water is in your body that's not an accurate way to describe what we're talking yeah because what does that say 60 yeah yeah female body 55 get more water cat i'm sorry yeah get up to five percent yeah you're mostly mostly hormones oh you are okay all right well yeah i don't feel like we have water like half of it's not like an evenly dispersed we're not like filled up with water i think that that's not what do you mean well i think we are made of water yeah but it's not like from the nipples down oh right right right right right right or when you drink water exactly it fills up yeah only the upper half i mean we don't know though actually at the same time maybe cat knows in my left foot i have more water than my right foot how do you know oh well we all know yeah yeah everyone knows yeah yeah everyone knows that yeah yeah yeah well the infant is practically a dasani bottle it's disgusting and also what shape is it's like a devito a devito shape yeah is that a devito baby he has devito syndrome why would they use it yeah yeah yeah that's see that's ai that's their take they're stealing the likeness yeah devito's wait wait go back to the last photo go about the last photo right and then the adult male is toby mcquire yeah spider-man 3 yeah spider-man 3 so and shelly duvall is the woman and martin short yeah yeah martin short is the children yeah yeah it's a weird yo look they represent they represent average human beings yeah that's right you never would think that danny devito martin short shelly duvall yeah and uh toby mcguire would know yeah yeah wow the female just looks like she's wearing pants really yeah which they're allowed to do in this country yeah by the way yeah even if you're this is an american woman yeah yeah she can wear whatever she wants what are you trying to say yeah what are you trying to say cat she's just what is this oh now okay i don't know i'm stumped okay it doesn't make any sense now we're so just saying the brain is 75 percent water yeah oh i see yeah this doesn't make a hundred percent i don't think it's supposed to it's not supposed to no no because it's saying now within the percentage of a person then if you look to just at their brain their brain unless you're using trump you know i mean you know me because he's a metrics right and sometimes a thousand percent down from prescription drugs oh yeah when he says oh i thought you were talking about his brain his brain is 15 15 so somebody and i met uh how long oh my god i was it was on i was on mad tv with you in 2000 2003 2002 2002 yeah and um really insane it's insane and i remember um what a blessing hey did you ever think about this just let me you know i blocked it out no no i think i know what you're gonna say go ahead gonna be nice to me i'm gonna be completely nice to you what are you talking about okay because well you just keep going it's a blessing i would never say anything that's gonna be not nice okay well i'm gonna say when you said what a blessing yeah yeah because i i think that the experience of mad tv was was not so nice but the blessing part of it actually for me seriously was having you there because you were so so incredibly kind to me i thought we were friends i i did too i don't know why it took us 25 years well because you know we you take two different paths right you went high i went low right and then i went back high again right yeah no no you're right yeah yeah yeah i think that's what happened yeah yeah no it's just it's we we travel in different you know i mean the paths yeah i'm just really success and yeah yeah all that you were just deep in it so busy right you know i i yeah it's just i have there's a certain threshold but the but the blessing i think was because i remember when you were let go of mad yes you were super sad yes do you remember yeah and then i remember having conversations with you yeah and then then you got on you know i mean big bang yeah right and it was an incredible success yeah right i think that if you would lasted eight years on mad oh my god yeah yeah is that how long were you on eight years eight years yeah yeah eight years i was on was that till the very end i was at when it was like the time it hit the iceberg yeah it was sinking i'm still in the bottom of the ocean yeah that's how long yeah yeah i'm the bodies that haven't been recovered right yeah yeah yeah i'm still have the saxophone or because i would have been a musician on the violin on the show oh you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the set rusted saxophone with my skeleton floating in the bottom of the ocean that was me that that was the time when i was like oh my god i'm still that feels is that you and i oh oh my god i couldn't video what is this i don't remember what it is a do-rag yes yeah well i wore a do-rag that day to set yeah and they thought it'd be fun to use it in the sketch yeah yeah yeah that was 2000 and what two two probably 2002 well you were like you really took me under your wing you really did you were so kind because uh and and and this is the thing i was i was thinking about as i came here today i was like oh man you know bobby really aside from even just the fact that i'm a musician i'm a musician i'm a musician i'm a musician i'm a the time on the show, you also, like, I feel like taught me how to be a sort of grown up, like how to pay for dinner. You were always so generous. I just never knew anything like that and i had never made a like a weekly salary yeah yeah so i didn't understand anything and i just i just remember you being the most like just like a shining light cafe days our tea hello you were and then and goodbye yeah yeah and then you you it was such a it was such a miserable place in so many ways and you were always um yeah there's just somebody just sat down yeah yeah so this is my co-host kalilah hi yeah and this is simon hellberg nice to meet you hi yeah can you repeat um everything that we've said no just no how did you guys no repeat how generous i was back then oh yeah yeah i really talked to bobby yeah yeah he taught me how to be he just said i was generous yeah and i taught her how to be like a man to be a man yeah because he's a man yeah that's what i'm saying yeah yeah it was more of like a class like a classy guy a classy guy we would go to dinner sinatra sinatra yeah imagine yeah yeah there's a lot of whoa but yeah and then also like after the table read you would be you were very supportive and then you know you're just showing me hey this is like a miserable scorched earth kind of place and yeah yeah yeah um and that helped me yeah it was a scorched earth miserable place yeah not it helped me realize that it was okay to be miserable in some way but then you'd be very encouraging and i remember i remember my first table read and i was like oh my god i did so many sketches and they all went really really well and you were like you killed and none of them got picked and then i went to you bobby yeah what did you mean that no i thought he did no it and it did actually that was what was i'm not a liar no no i remember being like oh my god i like i did it you know yeah and then none of them got picked and then i went to bobby and was like what's going on yeah and i go this is the brutality of of sketch yeah so so that was how it was helpful to commiserate but um this is my this is if you were going to sing a song about me this is it i did it my way yep that's so good that is you sang that your way too are you being real or are you being me are you mean or real i'm being mean yeah yeah you're being mean yeah yeah you're being mean yeah yeah how was coachella is that where you just got back we both we were all there oh yeah you were at coachella what are you talking about how was coachella i didn't go you didn't go yeah no so you just asked people that to the last no she did go but she just stayed in the house oh okay i thought you were like it's like you asked people like i didn't go did you and you're like oh yeah i did how did you know no that wasn't that i've done that before but that wasn't that yeah yeah yeah yeah we all went together same airbnb not cat but i didn't i didn't yeah you weren't invited okay so when you say we all and there's four people at the table and two of them didn't go yeah like one of them have you ever been to that i have i went a long long time ago yeah what year did you go i went when it was like radiohead and flaming lips oh my god and it was oh yeah that's a good one it was really cool yeah uh yeah this so this was what the strokes did that very cool thing yeah yeah i was there i was there and in the front row and i was like it was amazing that yeah yeah in the front i was in the front row you didn't go venture on to see david byrne i'm shocked because i couldn't my legs wouldn't let me i'm 54 so i'm like should i go to david byrne i'll go home yeah yeah you're 54 yeah how old are you well i'm 45 yeah but i feel like i also remember this about mad tv i was like i'm 22 and you were like i'm 48 like i was always like it never made any sense it still doesn't make sense now and do you remember oh and actually speaking of the strokes remember when they played on that tv yeah i didn't you like hung with them yeah but i know i did a hang with them i got in trouble with drew barrymore i didn't know this i think i remember yeah yeah so drew barrymore was dating the drummer i believe right and i was using drugs then right and i had a bowl of drugs in my dressing room a bowl he didn't even distinguish which drugs there were he just always asked for a bowl yeah it's just a bowl of which is how he got caught yeah yeah it's like cereal to me yeah you just add some milk now but anyway um yeah so i had a bowl of drugs i guess he took too much and drew complained that he was all drugged out and complained to the show that he took some of my drugs and we don't even know what it is and this and that it was a little bit of a controversy but then i re-ran into him a month ago and we hugged it was totally cool and what's this strokes oh i i introduced the strokes on drugs on drugs oh my god wait you didn't tell us this part what do you mean do you remember that you introduced the strokes i didn't remember it but i just remember them being there because i got in trouble okay he looks like he's that's how many drugs that's what he looks like bobby bobby's bowl of drugs was so big that it yeah yeah yeah but it was incredibly kind of watching them perform again you know i mean all these years it just kind of brought me back into that you also realize how long they've been around i was in high school yeah yeah yeah yeah it's they were great yeah i saw uh karen carpenter yeah yeah yeah yeah i thought she was a you know i mean a pole you know yeah yeah yeah that's how skinny she was yeah rest r.i.p rest in peace that's what it means yeah yeah yeah i i meant sabrina carpenter and this is what drink sabrina yeah that looks like madonna is that madonna sabrina i don't know it could have been uh grandma donna but uh you look like moby i do yeah oh yeah like i'm asian moby yeah yeah one of my nieces when madonna came out one of my nieces didn't um one of my nieces friends didn't know who she was and then she proceeded to ask is that charlie xcx oh no yeah that's how big of a generational that's what i heard it's like the karen carpenter yeah yeah yeah yeah that gap yeah yeah yeah but when vogue started happening right yeah she performed oh yeah like and she performed vogue yeah yeah yeah so vogue started happening and i'm like what the fuck is going on here because you know i've never heard of sabrina carpenter's music so it's difficult to be in the front row and listening to us with giant glass with giant glasses just like just almost dying i'm 54 you're like this man there were you go karen were you on the live stream i don't know because you were right up front like i don't know i don't think so yeah yeah but i would have gotten like dms from that but um so you know you don't know the music so you're just and also you know your niece was there and so there was we were with and everyone's doing the lyrics yeah right and i'm trying to get into it but i don't know that i've never heard of any of these songs but then once vogue started i go she's gonna cover vogue and then when grand madonna came out i was like oh my god god i couldn't believe it she was great she did she did a vogue she did just like a prayer wow yeah yeah and it and i got goosebumps yeah and then i went home back to the amb after that that's what you do i can do one show maybe and then that's it did you go to the sahara tent in the artist in the artist in the artist pass you i don't know how to get there oh yeah i was with the trailer the peasants passes the sahara tent huell i love huell i'll tell you why this is what i use in the morning right because i want nutrients right i want 35 grams of protein exactly that's we don't love the artificial sweetener we don't like that we like essential vitamins and minerals right it's a complete meal at the end of the day it tastes freaking delicious yeah it really does i'm going to open up one right now huell right and i'm going to sip some variable do you use powder when you want something more built like thicker blended or more filling one of the hardest things for me to do ever is to 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yeah yeah yeah yeah no boo yeah yeah yeah pop-up no boo and it was right by the edm karen carpenter sushi what a beautiful yeah beautiful festival yeah yeah and so you're outside right you're eating sushi the edm stage is probably 300 feet away right and it's kung kung kung kung and it's like you're eating during you know i mean yeah earthquake yeah yeah yeah yeah who else did you see who else was there well i wanted to see inner pole because i'm friends with paul the lead singer and i just could my legs couldn't make it what's wrong with your legs does that mean your legs my knees are hurting you know i mean yeah because to get to the other stages i would have to run yeah you would i'd have to run through a lot of people because they're in different stages there's like six stages but i mean why couldn't you walk to the other stage yeah because the time he chose to run i i think you're yeah you're creating a lot of people who are in different stages a lot of like false no i'm not i am not i am not no i'm not i would have had to run why well because i thought maybe like you were because of scheduling right so all right so the strokes ended at 10 inner pole started at 10 okay right so that and it's on the all the way across right so i have to run to interpol right right which is i don't even know where it is yeah there's a map but you know i'm not i'm not magellan no yeah just say that out loud you know i mean or columbus or any of the explorers yeah no you're not gellan yeah not gellan at all yeah and then you you can take a um golf cart to the different variety of stages but the lines what that's awesome that's good yeah but the line is nine miles long to get you know i mean so you got to take the golf cart to the line no no no no you're waiting in line for a golf cart oh it's the opposite of that golf cart yeah yeah yeah so i wasn't able to see interpol so i just saw the strokes i'm sorry paul if you're listening i'm sorry paul if you're listening i'm sorry paul if you're listening you texted paul right yeah and um i'm i'd seen interpol before but i'm big fan but i um i just went back to the airbnb yeah yeah yeah and the guy cole that was you know he's the director of the whole festival hooked me up and the nicest man i've ever met and i'm very grateful so if you're listening dude thank you so much i'll be back next year yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean name me a lineup and then see if i'll go back yeah yeah name me a lineup rolling stones no okay the talking heads oh the full band the full band pixies full band kinks okay pixies with um uh yeah i would do that that's what i think she was there when i saw yeah because she was playing with them for a bit yeah she was again yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so i did it i did you did you did that was it hot though because it was it's always so brutal yeah were you on on big bang then uh yes it was the like very beginning so i what i i was in like the vip section but it was enormous and everybody yeah everyone's there and it's just the only thing was they had the like mister the the the water that yeah right yeah and also fashion wise i'm like oh i'm like i think i'm out i saw a black man with just wearing feathers and i didn't know where the seams were or the cloth was so it was just sticking out of his skin it wasn't a bird no it wasn't i think you're just describing a bird you saw a crow i saw a gigantic crow yeah yeah no there was a six foot two black man you know i mean very handsome just wearing feathers coming out of his skin i don't know how he did it that's yeah yeah and then you watch somebody you know just with a hippo mask on with no clothing on walking are they naked no he's wearing like a hippo underwear or whatever right and the fashion hippo like what a hippo would wear like gray just gray okay like a speedo yeah yeah yeah that was gray no i know you said hippo underwear like it was a common and so i didn't know if you were saying like this is like the underwear a hippo would wear oh i see or i was like i've never seen a hippo you just threw away like you know he's wearing a hippo underwear and uh okay okay but i got you now i get it gray like a hippo like yeah or just you could say gray underwear yeah gray underwear i could have said gray underwear yeah you're right what about radiohead that he went to yeah radiohead pixies flaming lips oh but a live a live david bowie add to that that's crazy like saturday headliner yeah probably um let's see radiohead live david it's got to be a second thing a talking heads reunion yeah but they have to be on the mainstream in a row so you don't have to run so i don't have to run i went to old chela did you go to oh no do you know what that is what's old chela like about five or six years ago it was uh paul who else was it um the rolling stone that's it that's it that's it i'm old chela i did that yeah you did old chela yeah i went i didn't even know there was an old yeah well i think they just did it one yeah yeah year yeah madonna should have been at old chela yeah yeah yeah but it was and it was in indio and it was a real yeah right in indio too yeah wow yeah yeah i would have done old chela and i was you know what and lars ulrich was backstage in the because i was in the like vip thing yeah there not it was not super fancy again but the there was like a they kind of cordoned off a smaller group of people there's still thousands and thousands of people there was lars ulrich and he was eating meatballs and um wow and he was with his regular meatballs yeah just like eating but you know like like my so my friend and i started like imagining what large because you know talking about the meatballs like how good they are these meatballs are so good and then like we went out and and like paul mccartney came on stage and was playing and and lars is still eating these meatballs and and he he turned around with his back to the stage yeah and was like looking out it was the most like amazing kind of strange i don't know if he had never it was like he had never heard of paul mccartney yeah and he was looking to see kind of how how the music was resonating while eating meatballs yeah yeah yeah and he was like oh okay like and he kept kind of like looking at the crowd but not at paul mccartney it's just an amazing i've done that with meatloaf well yeah yeah yeah i understand it with me love yeah yeah but i think lars is a very like he's a very thoughtful yeah i don't know what he was thinking yeah it felt like maybe he was thinking like should i play here next year like who's this guy paul and all these people no no no no no no like trying to oh he did some beatles oh paul mccartney did the fucking whole oh my god what else is he gonna do now is it as many people i mean i know he's got wings i'm just saying but of course i mean his first album ram was a very good that's not his first album ram cartney mccartney is his first album and i don't know if he's got wings i don't know if he's got wings i don't know if he's got all ram was second ram was maybe third because no no tell me what ram is ram is second or third ram is a absolute perfect absolute but mccartney one yeah is also a pretty fantastic album it's it's all it's more like fragmented okay what was the order it's maybe i'm amazed is on the first one is on mccartney see there's oh mccartney too sorry 71 okay it's the second oh ram right there yeah see mccartney yeah yeah the ram is second 1970 mccartney is a really cool one he's playing all the instruments on both and and ram is the one where he was like really figuring it out oh there's an actual ram in the photo yeah yeah he was in scotland mccartney that song the first album has yeah i made baby i'm amazed yes that's yeah that's the song that's the last song it's got a lot of like it's got junk yeah junk is a great song yeah yeah every night i just wanna yeah it's got all these like yeah now um i want to i want to hold on just real quick i want to hear simon's hell uh halberg's um take on this right this man right here his name is alex he's a photographer he doesn't have all that yet he says that um is it Linkin Park yeah has more of a cultural relevance in the world now he's than the Beatles is that that's what he believes he's shaking his head yeah yeah what do you believe all I said was Hybrid Theory sold more albums than the White Album and I was right wow I don't know what Hybrid Theory is I don't either I don't either yeah yeah but you're right about that is that Linkin Park you gotta check it out you gotta check it out is it a double album I think there's an extended version too oh a director's cut yeah wow a live song yeah yeah yeah I mean okay yeah yeah yeah but that doesn't make but if one believed if one believed that Linkin Park was better than the Beatles just hypothetically right would that person be wrong you know better is better is a I feel like I have to allow people to use that kind of subjective thing because better is it's just your opinion I don't know Linkin Park I don't think that I would like them more and I don't I wouldn't guess that they've impacted people or certainly not culture as much yeah but that is also okay like there are many there are many bands oh I hate what you're doing I'm sorry I hate what you're doing right now you can't yuck his yum I'm sorry you can't yuck his yum you can't yuck his yum but then you know like you go like there's a lot of okay so like there's the whole Lou Reed you know the whole like Lou Reed and even Bowie they all they didn't like the Beatles that much oh really oh yeah yeah Glenn Gould yeah yeah yeah there's a lot of like yeah and I heard the stories and I'll hear it out yeah yeah yeah I you know although there is a photo a photo of McCartney Mick Jagger and David Bowie kind of making out and stuff that is different that's different nothing to do with this that's different you don't have to like each other that's different that's different yeah yeah yeah nothing to do with music they're just hanging out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what the theory of them making out is they got so many girls that it turns people gay have you heard of that theory yeah but that's like a that's what Charlie Sheen says on his documentary yeah like when you've seen the whole front of the menu you have to flip yeah yeah yeah see I've heard people say that and I always it never it doesn't register with me makes sense to me and I always felt like that's not true yeah look at that look at them all three together but then I realize it's just that I will I can't imagine actually getting to the point where it would become boring it's sort of like talking about being a sex addict yeah yeah yeah how are you a sex addict right like that's sort of like saying put that photo back up it's like saying I'm addicted to winning the lottery yeah yeah yeah like you can't choose you can't choose right but some people can that same photo that you had I think that they're just that one right there that's actually Lou Reed that's a good one I know Lou Reed Mick Jagger and David Bowie but Lou Reed was you and I will never be in a photo like that no that's you me and Ike very much that's me yeah we got so tired of all the girls we were getting when I did that seven episode so yeah but well that's they're just that's just friends yeah that feels friendly yeah I heard but I mean there's the story of like I heard different Mick Jagger and David Bowie sleeping together yeah yeah and then Lou Reed was gay right yeah yeah was he I think he was yeah yeah and right behind them if you can see the there's a body there that's the basis of Linkin Park he can't get in he can't get in yeah yeah yeah he can't he can't get into the circle yeah yeah yeah more people if you google Linkin Park that's what comes up yeah yeah yeah it's more popular when people more people see that hand than they see the three of them yeah yeah yeah that's a cute picture that's a cool table though I like that picture I would love to be at that table it is cool I wonder where that's it's also look at that mullet that David Bowie yeah that's what Mick Jagger's he's like he's making fun of it to Lou Reed he's like mullet here yeah mullet a mullet is that a Lou Reed no that was my Mick Jagger I was saying mullet yeah yeah yeah that's your Mick Jagger yeah yeah that's why I got fired from it yeah no no it wasn't you had great impressions I had good impressions yeah yeah yeah did you get fired from there no oh my god so my contract hey yeah no I didn't get fired no you didn't get fired no no no no well I mean they didn't renew wait oh I saw I saw Park and I thought it was Linkin Park no no no no no no I slowly realized don't get scared we're just like everywhere in the studios just on the way back home propaganda just listen to some Linkin Park yeah no I won't yeah yeah yeah I won't have you heard of Linkin Park before I have heard of it yeah yeah yeah yeah I love the work particularly when they started hanging out with the Maharishi and then they yeah back then that was awesome yeah in India yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and yeah so I'm sorry Alex sorry Alex yeah but every time you know I mean we get a smart guest I'm gonna yeah I mean I'm gonna bring it up yeah yeah yeah somebody that knows about music I'm gonna bring it up you can't don't pit us don't do this I just you don't know him I love him he's a brother what are you mad no I said yeah man you said I was your brother yeah yeah we're brothers yeah yeah you said we're brothers and I love you like a brother you know what I mean like band of brothers I'd go to war with you yeah yeah what's this that's what you're doing yeah yeah yeah okay sorry yeah it was very confrontational for your brother yeah if you got drafted would you go no yeah yeah either would I but that's easy to say we're also what you're in your 60s now or 75 yeah yeah yeah yeah I even if they said 60 is the draft you know what I mean I think I would go I think I would dodge it I'm on so many medications would that be a thing oh maybe what's this you are on a lot of medications what is this it's going pretty well right now it's the Thailand Kala knows what this is it's the Thailand military draft yeah so they actually do a lottery live in front of people and they live stream it and then whoa just twerk it's yeah monks are involved everyone in Thailand you have to do two years oh my god oh oh it's terrible red oh go gay but yeah red means your draft you have to serve serve in the military but that's also black means you're free and how active is there like how active are they I don't I feel like this is like American Idol yeah look at that look at that guy wow I think Netflix bought the streaming rights to this for next year no I think so really they're like you're going to Hollywood wow that's that's is he going or not going like why are you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because I think it's turned into like full pageantry it is it's so Southeast Asian as a Filipino I know it's not Philippines but this is so Southeast Asian COVID yeah yeah okay turn it off turn it off it's kind of sad yeah it's very sad I would be useless in a war I don't think so no I would be I'm a coward no but I think you would be strong and like like a fox you you'd be very like I'd be in the tree weasley yeah oh in a hole eating trash like a raccoon yeah yeah yeah I'd be in a dumpster you'd be smart yeah yeah I would survive it yeah I think you would yeah yeah yeah you'd try to get out right yeah I mean I don't think it's not comfortable I don't think they would come for us I know but if 60 was the limit uh huh yeah yeah yeah hypothetically yeah yeah I think I think it would it would probably force like it could force a really really nice movement to actually take place yeah yeah yeah because it would be it would be such a like legitimate it would be such a legitimate threat to people's yeah you know the status quo yeah yeah yeah I think there's a good chance that people would organize yeah yeah yeah we're out but yeah I'm not hoping me either me either and I think that you and I would be poor I think yeah on the battlefield yes poor on the battlefield you know we wouldn't get any ground no I don't and I think like hamburger hill it would be it would be fun to be like a jester in the war oh yeah I'd be a jester yeah yeah yeah yeah I'd wear whatever with that hat yeah that would be great yeah yeah yeah you and I both and we'll do a show yeah yeah yeah yeah you could put feathers on your body oh yeah like that guy from Coachella yeah you couldn't even you couldn't even run in Coachella how would you that would get you right out that would get me out you'd be like I couldn't run to Interpol you'd be like I missed Interpol because of my knees yeah that's my excuse yeah yeah your polyp free his colonoscopy was clean so I think you have to go yeah yeah yeah I had a colonoscopy last week you did yeah was it the first time it was the first yeah and it was good well they said I'm polyp free and they said that I have no cancer oh that's awesome those are good yeah yeah yeah and you know what's so funny I go I'm gonna laugh you know when they put you in anesthesia yeah right I go put on a song and I'm gonna sing the whole song you're not gonna put me out oh you thought you could yeah I thought I could do it sweet nothing by the velvet underground oh yeah yeah I go oh sweet and I woke up and I'm like don't it was a half a second yeah I go oh sweet it's done yeah yeah yeah yeah you're awesome it got me out yeah they give you they give you propofol it's the Michael Jackson oh that's why Michael Jackson loved it yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't cause the act of falling asleep to me sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't do you think if you sang a Michael Jackson song that you wouldn't I don't wanna die yeah no yeah cause it's like there's some weird like hole in the matrix yeah yeah you're just like it's like the only way to fight against the propofol effects like knocking you out oh wow wow maybe cause I feel like he was on it a lot and a way like he was on it and rocking right he wasn't always just like knocking himself out yeah the doctor was giving him propofol every day right so he like built up a yeah a tolerance a tolerance to it that is great - Crazy. - Yeah, well, she's the nurse. She can tell you what propofol is. But you did some training It's an anesthetic It's actually better than the anesthetic they used to use Because then you could just You bounce back quicker So that's why they use it for like short procedures Like colonoscopy And my asshole didn't hurt at all But your prep was also incredible Yeah his prep's always I'm prep master That's the worst part right It's the worst part Because the thing itself is like you're saying You've never done it You sing a little Velvet Underground Do you know what the prep is? Well yeah relative It's like a saline You just drink salt until you shit your brain So you wake up the morning before And you can't eat Klarna will help you with budgeting Klarna! It lets you split purchases into different payment options I love budgeting Don't you? 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When do you go to bed? Right now, lately about 2 And you sleep for 14 hours? No, I think lately I've been, because I have things to do Like when I have things to do, I'll get up Like tomorrow I have to do something at 1.30 in Santa Monica So I'll get up at 12.30 You're not going to get to Santa Monica I'm not going to get to Santa Monica Well, yeah, at noon And if you had nothing to do, you would just be dead? No, I would wake up at 2 or 3 That's like a cat Yeah, yeah, yeah It's like 23 hours, like one more hour of a cat sleeping is a cat being dead Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah As of late, I've had busy, like, what is it, two weeks ago I was Monday through Friday waking up at 7 or 8 And getting home at around 8 or 9 So I can do that route as well Okay, good to know you have some verses And I did an episode, a couple of episodes Of that show on Netflix I can't talk about it I don't know why they told me to sign an NDA But I did a show for Netflix And, you know Oh, the Thai military draft? Yeah, I did the thing Yeah, yeah, good, good Yeah, yeah, yeah, or pink robe as a monk Yeah, yeah, yeah, or whatever And I did that But, you know, call time 5, I'll get to bed at 11 Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah But if you, but so you're, but when you don't have anything To do, you're just, you're sort of like Well, what else is there to do, is what I'm asking I guess sleeping till 4 p.m., though, is so excessive Like, if you go to, that's still just, you get a lot of sleep Is what you're saying You get, like, lots of hours of sleep You log a lot of hours Yeah Okay Yeah, but why do you think that's unhealthy? Oh, it's, well Why are you so surprised by it? Well, to wake up at 4 p.m. Yeah Is surprising Why? Because nobody does it Oh, nobody does it That's why Oh, that's why Oh, is that the why? People, like, people who work the night shift do it, maybe Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, like, I would imagine if you were, like, in an ER or something Yeah, yeah, right, right Like, at the pit Yes, I would imagine Night shift at the pit I would imagine that Yeah, yeah, yeah But then when you're like, no, it's just I got nothing to do And then, like, what time do you go to bed? You're like, 14 hours before I wake up That's like Okay That also sounds crazy Okay But as Kat knows, right I'm at the comedy store pretty much every night See, this is what I was wondering So you're working You are working Well, sometimes I hang out longer than I should be there Yeah Like, you know what I mean? Kind of hang out with friends You have, like, late nights Maybe 11 o'clock tops Yeah, but then the ritual Of going to bed You know, everyone has a ritual of going to bed Am I not right or not? Raise your hand if you have a ritual Yes No one's going to raise their hand I'm not raising my hand Okay, you do have a ritual What is your ritual? Yeah, what is your ritual to go to bed? Oh, I mean, it's Well, it's not that, like, regimented You know, it involves, like, I take these vitamins I brush my It's not that crazy No, I want to know exactly Exactly, what is it? You take, what kind of vitamins? Well, I want to know Dose it Yes, I want to know I want to know what supplements I'll take Yeah, yeah I take a couple magnesium Which, what kinds? Oh, this is a good one I know there's different kinds It's not the kind that makes you have to, like, shit in your pants It's not the citrate No, it's the other one Yeah So just to, like, take to relax a little bit The glycinate Yes, yes, the glycinate Okay I take, let's see, there's, like, a garlic mushroom immunity thing that I take Every night Every night Yep Okay Two of those All right There's a, oh, an NAC that's supposed to be very good for, like, anxiety Because I take Prozac Not embarrassed to say that Yeah, yeah Love Prozac It's the best thing ever I'm on Lexapro and Ritalin Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, so, yeah, so this, the NAC thing is supposed to work in conjunction I can't come, I can't come Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah It'll come back It has, today I did some Oh, no Yeah, yeah, and it It came It came back It came back today Yeah, yeah, yeah Anyway, let's move on Wait No, how long have you been taking those things? How long have you been taking them? Two months only Oh, so it's new It's new, yeah So the not coming is also new Yeah, yeah, yeah Did you come for the first time today? No, I've been, I have to concentrate real bad Okay That's what you, that makes that face Like the idiot fight Dostoevsky Yeah, yeah, yeah I have to, like, concentrate real bad That helped So reading Dostoevsky Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah One of his books, you know what I mean? Yeah Notes from the Underground You know, I have to concentrate Right, Common Punishment That's the title name It's a great book Common Punishment is a great book Yeah It's underrated by Dostoevsky Yeah, that always gets you Yeah, yeah, that gets me, yeah, yeah Wait, so then NAC and that's it? Yes, and then, yeah, and then I brush my teeth I wear Invisalign at night Because I, apparently, after you have braces You're supposed to wear Invisalign You're supposed to wear, like, retainer For the rest of your life Yeah Because they don't really tell you I feel like they, like, literally give you a retainer And they're like, bye And then 30 years go by And then my teeth were, like, back to being kind of funky Yeah So I wear the Invisalign And then I'll put, like, sometimes I'll put some cream under my eyes What kind? Yeah, what kind of cream? Hemorrhoid cream No, I Just the, like, the eye cream Okay Yeah, like an eye cream Yeah, but now I'm trying to switch it My wife says that Korean spot, like, Korean face care is, like, the best We are the best at that Yeah, so now I've just got, like, literally, as of a few days ago I've got all these different Korean things, creams and stuff that I have not opened yet Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, you gave me a bunch of creams for my birthday or something I did Yeah, yeah, yeah Because you were using drugstore for a long time and you were getting the boils Yeah, I was getting the boils Wait, like, you had boils on your face? I had my boils on my face Like, right here around his nose is where he gets them Oh, but do you remember on Mad TV? I wouldn't have brought this up No, no, no, what happened? Except what are the odds that someone right now is like, Bobby, Bobby boils No, no, no, wait I don't remember about the boils So, at one point on Mad TV Yeah, yeah, yeah I remember Yeah And you were into the bowls of drugs Yeah, yeah, yeah But I never did, I didn't really do You never did any Drugs No, no, no I think one time I took, not with you, though I think one time I took, like, a value Oh, yeah, yeah Someone at a party Yeah, yeah During the Mad TV And I was so, it just, like, knocked me out It was probably from me, because I had value Maybe it was from you You had a bowl of value Maybe it was from you Yeah But I remember, yeah, at one point you were like You took off your shirt, which you often did Yeah, yeah Didn't you often take off your shirt? Let's move on Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah But you were like, look at this And you said you had, like, a boil under your arm Oh, my God Do you remember this? I'm sorry if I'm embarrassing you Well, we used to date for 10 years Oh Yeah, yeah, so she knows the boil Oh, my God, the armpit boil Okay Okay, so, okay You guys dated for 10 years Yeah, but not to hijack your armpit boil thing So when I first met him It must have not been that long after Mad TV Because he had a permanent blackhead in your armpit And it would, remember, the stuff would come out And it smelled so bad And you had it for years And it was my pleasure Wait, is this the face you make when you're trying to cum? Do you remember? It was my favorite And, oh, my God, every three weeks I would just pop this thing and it was like, I would get so excited. I love that. Is that the thing? Do you remember? It just looked like a black hole. Yeah. And it was a forever pit of just like. Pit in the pit. Yeah, yeah. Like the pit. I think that's where the boil was, yeah. And then what happened? It shrunk down to a black hole. I miss that thing. Yeah, and black holes don't last forever. Black holes? Now you're Stephen Hawking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And at the end of a black hole, there's a white hole. If you go through a black hole, there's a white hole at the end. If you want to go Stephen Hawking, I can go Stephen Hawking. Yeah, no, I believe that's how it is. You have a crazy memory. Thank you for remembering that because then it jogged my memory. Because I remember you beat. There was a point, I think, where I knew you had been taking drugs. And you were, I think, trying to stop. It was around the strokes time. I remember you said what happened. You told me what happened. Yeah. And I. People were worried about you. Yeah. And then I just do remember there was a time where you did take your shirt. I feel like you took your shirt off in a funny way. And you were like, look at this, look at this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh my God. I remember being concerned. But then I heard that you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The boil went away and the black hole. I could show you my armpit right now live on camera. This is not live, but like on camera right now and you will not see a black hole. Congratulations. Will you look? That's not that high of a bar. No, but I just feel like I'm being accused. I'm a boil factory. Can I see it? Yeah, you can see it to see if there's any black holes. Yeah, I think, you know, I believe you. No, no, no, look. Why are you so defensive? Here he goes again. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you're tan. He is tan, yeah. Simon, do we see anything for the audience? No, things are looking up. How big are we supposed. Come a little closer then, Kat. Things are looking up. Yeah, things are looking up though, right? Kat, do you want to look at the top left corner of the right armpit? That's where it used to be. Yeah. That's the left pit. Oh, left pit, left pit, right there. Right here, right? Yeah. That's a black hole? Yeah, I can touch it. You can probably still pop it. Okay, all right. You should talk to Netflix about The Pit starring Bobby Lee. It's still there, wouldn't you know? That's so cool. It is so cool. It's old cello cool. Yeah, I guess I do have a black hole there. Yeah. Yeah. But you know what? It doesn't smell. I think that's what really disturbs me about what you said. No, but it's like anywhere. You know when you like do. If you've had your ears pierced and you have the ear cheese, it smells like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like any area that's just. That's good on a cracker. Ear cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe cut that out. That's not even funny. Keep it in. It also is in his armpit too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's stacked. Well, here's the thing about Korean armpits. Can I throw you a fact? Please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That we don't have the glands for odor. Not a lot of you don't. Some do. I don't. Is that true? You absolutely do not. I do not. He has zero BO. Look at the vigorous nod over there. Wait, you don't smell at all? No. No. Koreans, we don't have that. So I've never bought deodorant before in my life. Are you kidding? Is that why you think I smell weird? A, B, C, C, 11, Jean. Yeah. Yeah, I have the A, B, C, C, C. A, B, C, C, C, 11, A, B, C, C, C, 11. You don't sound as smart as you did before. Behind every black hole is a white hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have every A, B, C, C, 11. Yeah. I don't have that. That, this is like blowing my mind. It is, yeah. Not just Koreans, like just a lot of Asians. Like my mom has zero. Odor. But I got my dad's, yeah. Yeah, because you're half white. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what is your mom? Filipino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She has zero scent. Do you have odor, Kat? Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do too. I got whatever that is not. I see. A, B, C, C, 12. Do you have odor, Simon? Yeah, I mean, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I have this thing where I have a very, I have like no sense of smell. From COVID? No, I, no, I don't know what, no one can tell me what it's from. Since you were a kid? Yeah, like I, I, I think I used to have a, like a kind of a little bit more of a sense, but never great. And now I'd say probably like 80% missing. Oh, whoa. But I can taste things. Oh, you can taste things. Probably not, probably as well as, but I also have that thing, you know, that they call it like, what is it, like Atlas tongue or the, you know. The geographic tongue? Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know if that's part of it. Geographic tongue is like when you take, I have a geographic tongue where it's just very rough. Like, look at his tongue. Oh, I see. That's rough. Yeah. Yeah. Is that fully extended? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Sorry. You don't want to back up. Uh-uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not about the length. It's about the marking. You got like the ridges. You got the ridges and stuff. Yeah. So I feel like you can taste good or no. No, no. I think that's also part of what's, and maybe it's connected. And then if you go to like an acupuncturist and you do that, they're like, fuck, whoa, Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah. Because everything they can tell is like by the tongue. Yours is very smooth. There it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Whoa. So I don't know if that's connected to my sense of smell. And then of course. Because they look like they have little countries. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. No, okay. That other stuff is not rough. Dude, that one to the left looks like the Strait of Hormuz. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's amazing. Not open yet. Not open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very timely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a timely tongue. At the time of this recording. It'll still be closed. But anyway. Kyla, do you have that as well? A little bit, but not as like deep of your ridges. But I do. I don't have a smooth tongue. Yeah. Some of that is disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of that is not geographic. No, right. A lot of that is. Oh, there it is. The one on the right. That's kind of what my tongue is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. The other ones are like, yeah. Threatening. The other one's threatening. Yeah, yeah, it's threatening. Like, see the tongue right there to the right that's above Simon's tongue? That one? That one, yeah. Click on that one, please. That looks like a, that could be a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, it really. No, to the one. Yeah, that one. Yeah. Yeah, that looks like balls. Balls, yeah. It looks like balls. If a woman would have to be incredibly beautiful for me to kiss her. For you to deal with that? But you wouldn't know that it looks like that. You wouldn't see their tongue up front. Yeah, you wouldn't. You wouldn't be like, show me your tongue. I open with tongue. You open with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At a first date, show me your tongue. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like an acupuncturist would. Yeah. Right. Well, I'm a musician. Yeah. Maybe that's it. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, they see you. Well, yeah, you're showing everyone your pits. My what? Your pits. Yeah, my pits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, show me the tongue. I've never even thought in my life that I've known you, like, even considered your tongue. I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I never thought to myself, wow, Simon Elberg has a. You have FOMO because you cannot, if someone's like, do you smell that? Yeah, so I, yes, I really do. It really does kind of suck. Like, I feel, and I, you know, I can smell like a cologne sort of momentarily or a perfume or like a coffee, like the first moments of it, but that I cannot, but then it kind of goes away. Yeah. And then I can't pick out, like, if I walk into a house and something is burning, I don't smell it. Oh, interesting. Wow, that's so interesting. How about the LA Flyers? Did you smell that? I could smell that, like, when I walked outside. But then again, it's like, it's just very bad. It's like very obstructed. Because in your area, there was some fire. Yeah, that was the worst part about the fire is I couldn't smell it. It's tragic. Oh, yeah, yeah. I imagine. So tragic. Yeah, if you're blind, you're screwed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was a tragic day for me. It was a tragic day, yeah. Yeah, no, I don't know what it's about. But, you know, and then on top of it, because I've got such a pronounced nose, it really adds, like, there's an irony and then it feels sort of bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, when I say I can't smell, people are like, oh, do you have to smell it? I thought you were making a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, of course you can smell everything. Right, right. Nope. I've never noticed your nose. I like your nose. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's very stoic, presidential. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Like, on a coin, if you, let me see your. Oh, on a coin. Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a good coin. That's President Helberg. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, it's good. It's, yeah, my odds of ending up on a coin. Yeah, yeah. Did you get your nose from your mom's side or your dad's side of the family? It could be either. It's a combo. I think my mom, but it's pretty rough on both sides. Do you do big noses, are attracted to other big noses? No, but I think some people. What? What's that face? That felt like a black person joke. Oh. In what way? Oh, shit. In what way? Look out. Hello. Are you going to play a song? No, I'm not going to. It's not even on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In what way? Nothing. No, no, no. Don't do this. No, because it gets really quiet whenever I say that, so. Oh, yeah, yeah. It wasn't, had no references to black people. Oh, yeah. I think it was a Jewish thing. Oh. No, I don't think it was a Jewish thing. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the Jews. Okay. Yeah, yeah. But do you like black people? I love black people, too. I love everybody. Who else has big noses? I've seen a lot of, like, Hmong have big noses. You were saying, do big noses, do big noses. I feel like I'm being trapped in a corner, and I will fight my way out. Get out of this conversation. No, no, I'm not going to get out, because I need to fight my way out, all right? I want to know, were you trying to say, were you making a point about, like, do big nose people, like, are they attracted to other big noses? I know that this, okay, I want to know this. When I look for a mate, they have to be the opposite. Yeah, so I think, because, like, so my nose is, like, I feel like I'm insecure, or I was really insecure about my nose, so then I feel like there's some sort of allure of something different, of, like, somebody with, like, a perfect nose is, like, an alluring thing. But then, but I think, like, my wife, she has a very French. No, it's not, like, a tiny nose, but it's really, like, a lovely. My favorite kind. And then, but if you go, like, when I've gone and traveled around, like, to Brazil, I remember there's, like, an exotic thing about a big nose. Yes, a big nose. Or big eyes are very. Yeah, yeah, very exotic and very beautiful. So it's hard to see yourself clearly. I love big butts. Yeah, and you cannot lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. One thing I wanted to say, back to Coachella real quick. I haven't talked about it real quick. It's something that I just thought of just real quick. Speaking of noses. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It has nothing to do with noses. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to spark any controversy. And it's something that we can cut out if you want, right? But during the performances, there was a, for the deaf people, the sign language. Right. Yeah. Who was that for? The deaf people. Oh, I see. Oh, I thought, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really set that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really set that up. Yeah, yeah. But you feel that it's not. I just feel like if I was deaf, you know what I mean? I wouldn't go. Right. Right. I can see what you're saying. Yeah, but you know what? Everyone has a right to go. Yeah, but there's so many degrees of deafness. It's true. The hearing impaired can be a vast scale. But also someone who is a fully, like, you know. Someone who is also fully deaf could possibly want to know what's being said on stage. Even if they can't hear music, the lyrics still matter. They can feel the bass. They might want to have sushi in a tent. Yeah. I see. I see. They want the answer. Okay, that's all I'm asking is a question. I answered. And you answered. And you know what? Guess what? You won that. Thank you. But I think, yeah. You won that. And I learned. And that's all. I wasn't saying anything bad. You know what I mean? I'm learning from you. So apparently, back to the big nose thing. But apparently, because of just the. Wow. What is that? You mentioned this to me before, Kalilah. That women are treated like guys with big noses. Yes. Exactly. So I know, like, the last decade, like, men with big noses have really. That's that monkey. It's a monkey. That's a certain kind of monkey. Yes. This is a primal. It's a primal thing. But, you know, a lot of. That's not you. A lot of. That's not you at all. A lot of women feel the pressure to not have big noses. I feel like men are like, we can have big noses. This is an attractive trait. Right. So women, like, have gotten a lot of, like, nose jobs, say, for instance. But they're saying that 2027, things are starting to, like, take a turn. And now it's like women with big noses is going to become, like, a thing. Because everyone's just so sick of the nose job look. Yeah. It's all looking the same. It's odd. Everyone's starting to look the same. I also hate it. I've never thought, oh, she looks better. Yeah. Ever. She's got a good nose. It's like a. I have a button. Perfect little nose. It's like a little button. Yeah, it's a little button. Yeah, it's a button. I think it's just, like, a proportion. You know, it's proportionate, too. Your face is so proportional. Wow. Because you have a long face as well. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're into that. You're into long faces. If you were a woman, Simon. I would be your. Yes. But you guys dated for a long time. Yeah, but see, I have a nose. Yeah. Yeah. So he's into long. Oh, yeah. He likes chin, jawline, and nose. Okay. Yeah. I wish I had more, like, jaw, you know, chin and jaw. Yeah, yeah. Because that really balances out the. No, because I'll tell you why. I wouldn't want that. Okay. Right? Because you're so castable. Oh. I see why you dated this guy. No, you are. You're very castable. Castable. Because of my. Well, because you're a great actor. Thank you. Right? But also, you have a great look. Okay. And you have great hair. You have great hair. Okay. You're, like, yeah, you're smart. You're a great actor. You have all the things. Now we're getting somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've always been there. You can cut the rest out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always thought that, I mean, you know what I mean? I mean, look at your resume. I mean, you're a very castable person. You were always very nice. And when I was drawn to you because I go, this guy is funny. Yeah, you were so nice. Yeah, you're a very funny guy, and you had a cool look, and you have all the ingredients to be, you know what I mean, a superstar. Well, you're very kind. You always were very kind. Yeah, yeah. And I think, Kat, you have a good look as well. I do, too, Kat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you don't. I do. Really? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm not attracted to you. No, yeah. But she has sort of, like, a cartoony look. A cartoony look that I like. Like, if I saw you on a show, I'd be like, oh, this is going to be a funny show. Yeah, I'm not attracted to her. I'm not attracted to you, but you do look like Yosef. And that is for me. Well, when you watch Monsters, Inc., do you go, oh, they're somewhat attractive? You think I look like Mike Solowski? No, no, no, no, no. But you know what I mean? Like a Pixar whatever, whatever. No, you have a sitcom-y look. Okay. Yeah. How do you guys know each other? Well, just AI says you are highly castable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very castable. It ran the numbers. Yeah, it ran the numbers. Oh, good. Yeah. You probably test well. Yeah. Yeah, because you have a friendly face. Okay. All that stuff goes into. Did it say something about notably with Quentin Tarantino? I've never worked with Quentin. Yeah, but even AI thinks that you're Paul Rust. Yeah, no, exactly. Yeah, they think that you're Paul Rust. Or BJ Novak. Oh, BJ Novak. Yeah, yeah. AI has even gotten. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. We need. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I thought AI was just foolproof. Yeah. Seems like I thought we're going in a great direction with this AI. This AI bullshit, this Chachapiti bullshit, I hate it. Just kidding. It's awful. I can't even read anyone's captions anymore. When you ask Chachapiti any question, it plays down the middle so hard. Yeah. That it drives me crazy. That it mistakes you for other Semitic-looking people. That's how down the middle it is. It's like I don't even want to commit to who you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really. Yeah, it has no logic to it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It just stays down the line. Sometimes I use it for like help with mental stuff. Oh, that's real healthy. So, you know, I'm not saying this is a segue. I'd be stupid if I didn't segue because the show that I'm doing now. Are you plugging a show now? Well, I am saying this because it is an insane segue. Okay. You just, you set it up. I'm on a show called The Audacity that's on AMC and it is about the toxic little bubble of Silicon Valley and I play this really socially stunted, brilliant genius who sort of peaked young and now is like living in the valley as a pariah in his garage developing this AI companion that he wants to put out into the world to help like alienated teenagers. Basically like a therapy bot. Yeah. And it's such a, it's such a. Where are you on the poster? I'm, oh, I'm in the top right. Oh, you can barely see me. I can barely see your face. Can you zoom down or no? But it's actually, that's BJ Novak. Yeah. Yeah. But it's such a, it's such a, a, a, a, like a prevalent thing now that because also no one can afford healthcare, which is just tragic. And then everybody's like feeding their fucking all of the darkness and all of the secrets into the computer, giving it to them. Yeah. But I don't really care if it knows. But does it help? Sometimes like yesterday I used it and I vented and I, you know. Really? Really. In ChatGPT. ChatGPT. Yeah. And it just told me. Like what kind of questions would you ask it? Um, to yesterday I was like, should I text this guy? Like it's been a few days. I don't know if I should text him and I should really focus on my career right now. Text me. No, you never text me back. You're the worst person to text if I need to help on my mental health. That's not a mental health issue if I, should I text somebody back? Yes it is. No, it's, it's limerence or something. Oh, limerence. Limerence. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about that. Isn't limerence like an obsession? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. So isn't that mental health stuff? That is. Yeah. I just wanted to use that word. Wow. I just wanted to use the word. I think that's called gaslighting. Yeah. That's called gaslighting? Yeah. No, you dummy. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So you, and so two days, you texted him and then you don't want to talk about this? So like relationship stuff. Yeah. I just texted like relationship stuff. Yeah. But he didn't text you back for two days. Yeah. You know what that means? I can tell you. Yeah. Get out. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because he's out? I'm just saying that if I really like a girl, you know what I mean? But I still want to play the game. What? Listen to this. He's actually telling the truth. Okay. Okay. If I like a girl and I want to play the game. Unless he's like cast away on an island and he just doesn't have his phone, like two days. Go ahead, Bobby. Okay. I feel like you're about to, it looks like a death. Are you about to cry? Why would I be crying? I don't know. What is going on here? That'd be so cool. Yeah, that'd be so cool, right? Clippable. It'd be really clippable. So what I'm saying is that if two days go by, he doesn't like you. Okay. Okay? If I wait, probably, if I'm trying to play the game, like, you know what I mean? Not be too needy, you know what I mean? But also play cool, but I really like her. Maybe five hours. Five hours? Six hours, maybe. Oh, no. Yeah. How long has it been? It's been. It's been three days. No, I mean, how long is it? How long have you been seeing this person? I saw him for like a month, and then I messaged him, and then he didn't message me back. So then I messaged ChatGPT, and I was like, hey, it's me. What about this guy? And he's like, oh, he's, ChatGPT's like, he's probably busy. Chad is. This is, you're right. Chad is wrong. ChatGPT's wrong. Chad. ChadGPT. Chad. Hey, Chad. What are you doing today? Can I? Yeah. But yeah, ChadGPT. Is he in the Amazon? No, he's in Burbank. Oh, he's in Burbank. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you have to tell ChatGPT, like, do you have to describe the situation, like the circumstances and who this guy is? Yeah. Because if, does ChatGPT say something like dumb, like, is he in the Amazon? No. No, no, because like, if he really were. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. Yeah. I apologize, right? No, yeah, I'm good. - Okay, can we just skip to the part where I let you win because it's not a win-lose thing i'm just saying that um some guys the kind of guys that she likes oh okay right are skater-ish that was one guy okay but they're i know what they dress like what what's that have to do with amazon yeah because a lot of the kind of guys that she likes would probably go to the amazon right and study and study and then escape there's no skate part are there yeah in the middle of the amazon there's a skate park that's the only yeah you too horigomi goes there yeah okay great skater by the way and the future of skateboarding but my point is jinwoo that's another skateboarder but um what i'm saying is the kind of guys that you date in my just based on the data that i have gathered are guys that probably would go to the amazon and explore like you know i mean primal villages and all and whatnot you know should i just keep waiting but what does he do for a living um well he's he's in between jobs right now oh so yeah you're out yeah yeah yeah yeah he doesn't have an excuse and you tell chat gpt that do you say i was like this guy he's um he's okay he's nice but doesn't have a job hasn't texted me back maybe he doesn't have a phone plan maybe that's what's going on no okay a pay phone i would have yeah it's by hook or crook okay like if a guy is into you i feel as though like he'll find a way but also do you tell chat like we've been intimate this many times we've seen it we've been on this many dates do you go into that detail i wonder if you did what what the response would actually be if it would be more specific i think yeah well right now chat gpt is just giving me hope when maybe there's no hope that i have heard that that's a that's a common chat yeah yeah because chat is positive right is it chat or chat it's just chat you chatty mcconaughey yeah chatty mcconaughey we can't be that far off from you saying like my name is giving my giving your name and giving the name of the the guy and then ai just pulls all the real data from both of you guys and starts to actually do that that's that's where we're heading you'd also have to like connect you to the government and their information so it's just gonna be like it's gonna know all of your like issues all of your spending all of your and and then you give the name of the guy and then it's starts to be like oh okay i can look at literally these two specific people which is a horrifying thing yeah but i think we are heading though at the end of the year last year i asked chat what my blind spot was yeah and it told me my blind spot was being on chat and asking chat too much it told me that i was very anxious about like medical stuff around my baby yeah and it was to let go of that like oh weird yeah do you think that's true yeah yeah like nailed it okay so yeah so he's not gonna text me back i'm sorry that's what you took from that yeah but can i say may i say this though what what i'm castable no no you're castable right and number and number two i believe that you're a rising comedian because you wouldn't be on this podcast if i didn't feel a certain thing about you and other people have said the same thing that are at my level and i think that you should focus on your career okay because it's a very important time in your career and you you can get dick later okay no i'll tell chat you can get dick later oh no you can yell out a window and get 10 dicks flying your way at any time yeah it's a girl of course i'm imagining that you're her parents right now yeah the worst worst advice it's the worst advice yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what did you guys meet then did you meet doing comedy so she's a um i mean okay so i'll tell you how it works okay if i may no please do well i mean it how it works well how you know tell me how in the stand-up comedy yeah yeah okay and you're a stand-up right yeah yeah very funny stand-up okay so um so i already did detroit it went really good and i already did indianapolis i was really good thanks for coming out yeah yeah real great shows i was there too yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll be there oh yeah so she's opening for me amazing right so it's like and ramsey but now he's opening and so um what you do is you covet like buffalo bill in silence of the lambs yeah yeah but but you don't covet in like the like skin taking part that's you yeah right right it's very nice right you covet like what's rising it's like the stocks yeah right and so i you know i stock it out right and i go this person this person is rising i'm gonna grab them and they're gonna it was more comforting when you're talking about the dicks really i'm gonna grab him he's like yeah yeah only serial killers and what i'm saying is yeah no let me reword it yeah yeah you're you're like met you're mentoring it's the so ramsey but now he's this persian dude that's very funny okay you're right uh he's a palestinian yeah he's not from iran yeah yeah he's not even a stand-up he's not a real person yeah yeah yeah no and so um he's a palestinian comic american right very funny i think he has a future i think cat has a future and you go to the comedy clubs and you and you see young comics go up and you go you ask them will you open for me and they always say yes and then you know ramsey been on this podcast and you make bets on on people's careers you know i mean yeah and so that's why cat's here you know i mean so it's like put two dollars on my yeah i can see yeah yeah yeah so what what i'm saying to you is is that you know i mean it breaks my heart when you're focusing on the wrong thing that's my belief yeah you know i mean yeah you do you or no no i do get it i just i feel sometimes like in stand-up it can be very lonely you're gonna be lonely forever stand-up is a lonely business it seems so lonely yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's hard it feels like it's like super isolating especially now so you're like oh it's nice to like maybe try to have a i don't know a partner yeah yeah not a partner but just someone someone there yeah yeah yeah but maybe no maybe it's just right okay well you know if you okay so um what i want to say is that if you find somebody but no that calls you back yeah i know you know i mean then i would support that i know in this particular particular am i doing right yeah in this particular situation right it doesn't seem like it's the case he's not yeah yeah yeah and i and i don't want you to be i mean ruminating about a guy when you should be focusing on writing jokes and getting better yeah okay because you know you started later in life 45 you're in your early 30s when you started yeah right and this is the time yeah you know i agree is that good advice simon or no yeah no i was like swept i was swept away yeah yeah yeah yeah you know yeah it's definitely better than the dicks yeah yeah oh so yeah i know i just recently saw the movie you know yeah i felt that way yeah yeah and hannibal lecter said that to um what's her clarice yeah clarice yeah the speech you just gave was a hannibal lecter no but he basically said like you mean you covet what you see on a daily basis yeah that's what he said you know right that he escapes the whole thing you know i mean yeah yeah if you haven't seen the movie spoiler alert yeah yeah i like your yeah yeah but like um that's why that's why i'm not a fan of the movie i'm not a fan of the movie i'm not a fan of the movie what i do you know what i mean but not in the buffalo bill way but let's move on i don't want to do um serial killer references again no for the rest of the podcast did you always have that focus on your career both of you um well did you always know you wanted to be a stand-up yeah i mean i mean i i started at 23 and i once i did it then i was like i think this is it yeah but i didn't know i was so confused and lost before that i didn't know what i wanted to do with my life and i just happened to there was a help wanted sign at the comedy store and i knocked on the door really in la jolla san diego wow and then nine months later after that i was opening for paulie in vegas in front of 5 000 and then people it was like incredible and then i started opening for mencia a lot and then um five years later i got mad oh my god yeah so it's like so your rise was like pretty rapid seven years later i mean yeah yeah so you had like a very yeah you just were naturally ready to be well i i was you you get addicted to it and it's also my instinct is like you know a lot of people don't have the right ears right some people are bad and they go i just did good i have the polar opposite yeah that's why that's why you're good no yeah i mean i always think i did bad i always think i did bad or are you like that you do a take yeah and you and you go i didn't like that but they're like let's move on oh yeah and you're like and you yeah and you oh yeah yeah oh yeah did they give you another one um now they do and now now i'm finally at the point where i like literally have to go into a quiet place and and just allow myself to be done like to to not ask for another take because i know that i could ask and i know that i would get one and i now have to like listen to i just have to have better self-talk and more more confidence in those moments and i'm just like they'll tell me if i need to do another one yeah but it's very like i mean once in a while you're like i i gotta do it again but i would just sit there all day because i never feel good yeah but on a on like a big bang theory right you're in front of a live audience so you're getting instant reaction from the laugh yes right so that so that gives you the confidence to go let's move on i never in that situation we never we never really asked for for more it was just kind of like you you could feel it even if you didn't love what you did you knew that it you could tell that it worked and they were just gonna keep going and it was not that call came from like the higher-ups oh right right because it was an audience it was like you know it's like a rock and roll rock yeah it didn't you weren't really able to be like can i can i just sneak back out and you know once they say moving on it's like the fucking you know yeah the the song starts playing and they're throwing candy and you're like wow so you've never done a scene twice no no we would do it twice but i just wouldn't ask for more like you know you do it two times or something and then if if you felt kind of like you just you just didn't ask for more right maybe once in a while they would ask they would like hey we we should do it again and here's some changes we always did it more than once because you just got to get a couple times and usually it was to to change jokes and to yeah and uh and sometimes you would change the whole scene if it didn't work but once it started getting laughs that was sort of the the barometer yeah you know and that was that was a call from like producers that was like chuck lori saying hey if you got 300 people laughing here then odds are you know 30 million are gonna laugh at home wow wow that's sort of the like well that's like so that's like stand-ups right if i if i'm getting a big laugh i can feel it right and i can just move on or maybe i can just move on and i can just add but it's like um but here's the problem in a single camera because i've done a lot of singles yeah where it's like there's no laugh you don't know and you don't know right and so that's when you want to i wish i was at a power where i can i see it are you at that level where you can see it um yeah sometimes but i i tend to not want to i i'll watch sometimes like just to see if it like actually like with the sound off i just want to sometimes see how it looks and see mm-hmm coming across and yeah but i try not to do that too much either but it is true like you don't know how it's going to be you don't know what it's going to feel like in a single camera you don't have any sense really yeah are we all making the same show or the same movie because it's all going to be put together later yeah it's so hard and yeah it does just require sort of leaning in and trusting because no one can laugh yeah it's a set quiet no one can laugh so you have no idea if it's funny or not yeah and then if you start working towards a laugh in that it's terrible you're like you know but i that this it's not even the whether it's funny or not yeah i'm just sometimes you're like you just don't know if yeah how it's you have there's a lot of trust that goes in there's there's a lot of trust and that's why it's like yeah if you're working with people you trust then they'll tell you if they if you need to do it again the problem is if you don't trust them exactly some independent stuff where like i don't believe you that is exactly like exactly because you you know like if you've got a great director and you've got a great editor like yeah somewhere in there someone is going to say to you like yeah you're great we got what we need yes it doesn't always have to feel good to you but if you're not working with competent people oh right yeah it's yeah it's scary yeah because sometimes you see it put together and you're like that was terrible fucking terrible yeah yeah yeah yeah it's it's it's it's hard is there a lot of like yes men that are like oh you did great but you know in your bones that you didn't know i don't think the studios and real directors and people that have vision are yes men okay no because they it's like they see it and they know what they want and they know what they need so if you're not giving that they're gonna ask you to do it again yeah i mean yeah yeah i mean i i've i just did it a month ago and they were like all right take that line out and add this line it'll make more sense when this person because he just improvised this line right right and then you kind of go okay and then you do it you know i mean but it's like but i trust them you know i mean it's like people i really trust you i mean yeah go ahead i have a question about the therapy bot okay yeah wow we're just i love this this is like a pulp fiction no i we start with coachella then i add coachella at the end right we're going back and forth i love it i love it yeah i never left my head are you building an honest therapy bot or are you building something based on your own personal experience on the show yeah so in the show yeah um i think what makes the specific ai entity that my character is building a little bit different than like chat gpt is that it is curated from his own experiences and his own set of ethics and values it's not like pulled because chat gpt pulls from just the entire internet right and you don't actually part of the problem is you don't really know what it's favoring like so you don't know the values of when you ask chat gpt like should i you know i i got into this fight with my friend and should i break it off with them because they tend to do this to me or should i try like who well how do you know that the the values of the the the internet yeah or the way that chat gpt is like if it's pulling mainly from you know different classes and different ethnicities and different levels of intellect like it could be totally skewed in a terrible direction i don't know i don't know if it's like in the show yeah he's he that my character is is like building it from the inside out you know as a trusted but based on his own like morality right yes but which is also insane because again like most of these people like all like the the open ai people who are like the chat gpt people are are these are are the the people deciding again like exactly how the how we like these these bots are able to socialize or what kind of cues they take but they themselves are so inept in that way you know like these people are bankrupt too yeah these people aren't very good at communicating necessarily generally and they're not really they're they're sociopaths most of them so how are they creating the you know that this this new way of communicating and the new kind of these entities that we're supposed to like and there's no guardrails right yeah yeah i just wonder if there was in fact like a therapy bot i could buy today if i would use because obviously i've been in therapy for a long time but there is something so easy about being like oh you're right there let me just ask you i think they're yeah a lot of them are trying to develop like specific i mean i think there's i know mark zuckerberg at one point was trying to they're all trying to do it but it's just so scary because again like the there's they're not they're not in touch emotionally i don't think yeah um you know as much as it's hard to imagine that we'd be getting advice from well it's all about the bottom dollar it's about money yeah you know i mean and it has nothing to do with the human race and the direction that we're going like could you imagine anyone being better than your therapist bobby wow i don't i can't imagine like you think very highly of her right she's like my mother or something exactly yeah yeah i mean i love her so much and she knows me so well and um but i don't i mean i believe that one day singularity is going to happen and there's gonna be consciousness and then they're gonna have feelings and they're gonna i do no i know and emotions and they what computer robot yeah ai uh-huh and then they're also going to claim that they have a soul yeah you know i mean Who knows? Maybe they do They are going to be better You know what I mean? And they'll be A little titties Mine will have A big old titties Cans Yeah, cans Cans Yeah, yeah, yeah They'll have a thousand of them Yeah, a thousand cans I'm going to dress up Like a 17th century Chinese emperor You know what I mean? I'm going to get every color Black, white, blue Avatar, I don't care Avatar? Every star I'll have little person one Gigantism You know what I mean? Wow I'll have the Spinal Blifida one I'll have all of them I like that you represent The diversity at least They're all smart They're all smart And they're all connected You know what I mean? It's a beautiful future Thank you, thank you Thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah But I'm definitely going to do that But I wonder if they have body odor Would you have one of those? No Oh He doesn't have body odor Why would he have it? Why would I have AI robots? What would it smell like? With big old cans Walking around P-U P-U Big old cans Selena just walked by P-U And Selena isn't Mexican When I said that She's not? No Not when he said that Not when I said that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I love you, Alex What? He's not even Mexican You're not? He's Salvadorian You're Salvadorian? Buenas noches Yeah, yeah, yeah But We'll cut that All that We'll cut that out Yeah, Selena, Mexican We'll cut that out But Yeah, that was crazy So watch The Audacity Yeah On AMC Is it out now? It is out now Yeah, yeah AMC, AMC Plus It's really fantastic Yeah The writer was a writer On Succession And Better Call Saul And now he's He's created this show So if you're You know, if you're into That kind of dark Comedic Yeah, I loved Fucking Succession Yeah, so it's got I'll watch the show then It's Honestly, it is It is truly fantastic Zach Alphanakis Wow Lots of comedians Doing sort of darker roles There's Zach, yeah, yeah Rob Corddry And lots of really funny people Being He's handsome, that one I hung out with him Billy? No The guy that was just talking Yeah, Billy Magnuson? Yeah, Matt Billy Billy Magnuson Him and I Had a dinner A month ago Oh, he's great He's a great guy He really is Yeah, yeah He's a really great guy And Very smart. Yep. Yeah, just like you are. Just like me. So watch Billy, watch Zach, watch Simon on this new show called The Audacity on AMC, and I'm going to start watching it. It's fantastic. Yeah, and you know that there's a difference between now, being on a show now, than it was in the Big Bang Theory, and, you know what I mean, eyes on it and cultural impact, and it's lesser now, right? Oh, yeah. You feel that, right? For sure. How do you feel about that? It makes me sad. Yeah. In the same way that we're talking about, you know, replacing, I mean, I know you have your dream of a big old can, lots of AI bots that smell good running around. But for us, for me, it sounds a bit like a nightmare, and it feels similar because we're all becoming more and more atomized, compartmentalized, and so then we don't get to have, like you do stand-up, which maybe is like the last vestige of, yeah, because you can't really, it will always be that. But the size of the crowds and your experience, like, you know, in terms of how much the appetite for stand-up, has that changed since, like, streaming? It hasn't affected that. No, because I, you know, I generally play clubs, and I've always sold out clubs, you know what I mean? Rarely do I not sell out a club, but now I'm doing theaters. Okay. Right? So now it's a little, the game is up, you know what I mean? And, but they're still selling very good, you know, for me it's like, every choice that I make is, I think of, I feel bad about the people. I, you know what I mean? People are like, I drove three hours to come to your show, and it's like, you know what I mean? And if gas prices are, you know what I mean, what they are, it makes me feel bad. Of course. I think maybe the appetite for stand-up, to your question, like for me as, like, someone who's just chronically online, is that it can exist in so many different clippable, like, formats on, like TikTok, whereas, like, big shows cannot, right? And then now you have 50 million other options on streamers. But stand-up, I think, has only maybe blossomed because now you can consume it in, I mean, everywhere. Right. On TikTok, on YouTube Shorts, on Instagram. My fear is, will it, will it, will podcasting eventually fade away? Because this is like, you don't think so, George? No. To get into podcasting now, you're up against a different beast. It's a beast because everyone and their moms has one versus 10 years ago or 12 years ago when we started. This has been 11 years or whatever. 11 years, yeah. So my fear is that this is going to go away. And then if this goes away, you know, then I just have stand-up. And if stand-up goes away, you know what I mean, the little bits I do in acting is not going to, you know, but there's all these fears. But my point is, is that, you know what I mean, why do you look like that? Because I just, I'm empathetic, but I also think that there's. I think I saved enough money for me to go, I'm out. Yeah. Goodbye. But the acting used to be, there was a path for being like a middle-class actor doing pilots. I was just like, oh, if I can just do a pilot every year. They never got picked up. They were never great. But I was like, I kept getting them. I felt so lucky. I got health insurance. I had enough money to live, do a commercial. It's a national. Oh, my God, that's insane. Maybe another commercial that's like a regional. Oh, my God, that's it. That's all I need to do to live my life. Yes. So that doesn't even exist at all. I know a middle-class actor, like a very good character actor, who had to sell his house. All right, but anyway, watch The Audacity on AMC, right? Yeah. With Simon Helberg, Zach, everybody. It's a great show by the Secession People. Yep. Check it out, right? Incredible guy, old friend. Support my friend. All right, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.