Side Stories: The Honey Pot

There's no place to escape to, and this is the last talk on the left. Side stories? That's one of the cannibals I'm starting. Side stories? Yes. Man, there's a whole bunch of nothing and a whole bunch of everything today. I love it. It's really bizarre. You know what it is is that we're after the midterms, everybody's exhausted. The thing that's starting to come out is like, there's blood in the water for a lot of bad guys. Yeah. Now that is the cool part. Like we already, we two went down, two went down, let blood in the water, but I do think that's part of the reason why also why the news is real quiet because a lot of the bad guys are hiding. I think a lot of people are a little nervous about what seems to be a sea change a little bit, which I think I like it. I like the tension. No, it feels good. I don't like waiting for the other shoe to drop on some other shoes. Oh, it'll always. There always will be. Don't worry. Villains are never done. The thing about villains is that they work real hard while we sleep. So they are out there working hard, trying to get it back. Don't worry. You know what, I do think it's all by busy working, covering himself in his own snot. He's just making a wheelchair warmer. And so what I and what and what Mitch McConnell, you know what's nice is really one thing about all of these bad guys and all of this stuff that's kind of happening is it's what's nice to see is that nobody loves Mitch McConnell. No one loves him. He doesn't have a single family member that loves him. He doesn't have a friend that loves him. No one's looking out for him. He should do diaper ads. He like depends should hire him for ads for a company that hires like old men to be used as target practice for artillery weapons. Here's my pitch. Here's my pitch. Here's my pitch. Here's my pitch. So depends marketing ad commercial starring Mitch McConnell. You can depend on Mitch McConnell to show up to work in his. Pist-covered pants. Yep. But now they're not. Pist-covered anymore. They got to pens and then when it goes to Mitch to like say something to the camera. He can't. And so it's like, it like pans up to his like Jamaican caretaker. Yeah. He loves the depends. He love to keep all the piss inside of his pants. Me love. Me love when Mitch you be taking a piss because you don't smell it no more. Yeah. I'm no longer have to clean the chairs in the bed because he wearing the depends and now it just stays on top of his dicky and up in his ass. Can this please happen? Side stories. Help me. O-T-L-A-G-M-L.com. Do you know anybody? At the depends corporation. I've been looking for a direct sponsor to the stream. I'm looking for one welcome to side stories. I'm Henry Soprowski. I'm sitting here with the ever filled with urine. Ed Larson. I keep trying to empty it, but it keeps coming back. I don't know what the deal is. Like twice a day. Well, you got that pre-dee. Right? Yeah. Well, pre-diabetes? Yeah, you got that pre-deed, dude. Well, I got, I went full diabetes and now I'm like, I waver back and forth a lot depending on my mood. Yeah, I like depending on how cocky I get. I like that. I like that. I like that. I think that it's important. Keep your body on its toes. Yeah. Keep it guessing. Yeah. Do we have diabetes? Are we better today? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I have diabetes because you know, you just fall on the ground. You just fall on the ground, you start pecking. That's not. It's really helpful. It's really helpful. Your body's always there to let you know what's going on. All right. We got a lot of updates, a lot of news, but also kind of a bunch of nothing burgers at once. Yes. But I love that for us. So number one, truly, honestly, the most important news I think in our world right now is the fact that is Russell Brandt has been sentenced to seven years, 10 years, 10 years, six months, but they said he'll serve two thirds of that sentence in the last third. He'll serve it home. Yes. Oh, poor boy. And so Russell Brandt has been finally, he's been, he was accused of rape many, many times. It finally has come for him. And I do believe that Russell Brand, a person of that status being punished in this way really shows that the world might be getting, I don't know, better, but I feel like we're starting to get into the, everybody's going to get the, the, the, the repercussions of their actions. Well, we see the UK fucking stepping up to the plate, but I will see how we act with this Cornell case. I think that's going to really be the test of what's going on here. Yeah, Russell Brandt. If we officially go after those mother fuckers and throw them in prison, then I can start like resting a little bit, but the Russell Brandt thinks great. I love that they're getting them over there. Have you seen any of the stuff with Russell Brandt's connections to Jimmy Savile? No. Oh, yeah. He like this. Tell me about this. Yeah, I don't know a lot about it. It's kind of like more of a roomy thing about the idea that he kind of offered up one of his assistance to Jimmy Savile. And like right now, obviously there's going to be a lot of stuff shooting out about Russell Brandt. We have other, the other nations are hitting the market right now. He's going to probably be in trial for another rape case, probably within the next couple of years. So that's all going to happen. But the Jimmy Savile connection to Russell Brandt is real. They did kind of have an association with each other. And I don't know. Of course it is. Russell Brandt also fancied himself a British eccentric, even though he really wasn't. He is the Jimmy Savile type though. We now we know he is, but Russell Brandt was way more of a pretty boy, grandly accepted person. Extremely famous. One of those UK stars that broke out in the United States of America. He came over here. You know, he made all those big comedy movies. He was making television shows. He is Jimmy Savile, but attractive but his national, but attractive is what's not him over to us. Internationally. Yeah. Well, Jimmy, but Jimmy Savile was even a little bit of decent looking. He would have traveled internationally. I don't know. My thing about Jimmy Savile always be is that he just wasn't that funny. No. You know what I mean? Why there was Russell Brandt? But everybody with a brain dead. It's really just the Jimmy Savile just like wasn't anything like I'll never understand. Not no American can really, I think fully understand the hold that Jimmy Savile had on people at the time. Just because we don't, I don't see it, but it's because we weren't there. Well, Russell Brandt's like, hold the fence was I used to be awful, but now I'm not. It's like, yeah, you were awful. You were awful. That's the thing. And now you're just lying about being good. Yeah. There's another person in his ex-girlfriend, Jemima Goldsmith. She has allegations of violence and abuse against Russell Brandt. That's coming out. Russell Crowe still in the clear. And so far, he's fine. So far, he's fine. But Russell Brandt, through himself, a going to prison party, apparently, when he back in Florida, before he left for his trial in the UK, he dressed in white. He invited all the members of his church and they all showed up dressed in white for Russell Brandt and he had a, he's wearing a shirt that's his reborn and he's taken lots of pictures with lots of ladies. Oh, yeah. He loves the ladies and they love him back. Yeah. Don't they? Well, Viacundio's Russell Brandt, yeah, I hope you enjoyed that last little party because I don't think you're going to enjoy jail. I think that jail is going to be real bad for him. Oh, yeah. They're already fucking torture in him. It's pretty great. Uh, but other, other updates before we keep going, there's like two things I want to talk about about this. Also, like the sentencing, the guy, I mean, like getting 10 years, but like getting 10 years from a guy in a wig. It's always just heart like, there's something about that loose, fit and flappy ass wig on these judges' heads that you're just sitting there being like, I deserve this. I think it's important. I think it's important in here when he's there, he's got his big, he's got a flappy, it looks like a rabbit's been hit by a steam roller and it's kind of just flopping all the time. He's like, these are serious dodges from the highest court in the land. Excuse me. She's got like an ody costume on these, these are serious, serious things that a man can do. Excuse me. I have picks in my wig. It's getting bitten by all the bugs in my wig. What? Yeah, it is. It is this heartening. It's, but they're going after him and I'll tell you what, this don't look good for the Tate boys at all. Excited. They got worse shit, they got fucking animals fucking on their phone. See Sam on their phone. I think Tate brothers are back on the menu, boys. Yeah. K's making a statement and I appreciate y'all. Even though it's just, it's kind of a farty statement and kind of less than people wanted, but it's still something. Russell Brand's going to jail and that's huge. I think going back to Jimmy Savile, that's a big stain on them. Oh, yeah. That they let him get away for so long now, anybody except for, of course, the only kind of perfuncturally investigated Andrew, I'm going to call him Prince Andrew anymore because they're not going to, we all, we don't trust them, but that's, yeah, they're going to come through. Fucking royal family. They're too precious. God knows those fake ass people truck until fucking chosen by our not real God makes, so oh, you got to make sure they have billions of dollars because they're super important to the fucking tourism industry. Get some mouse. UK. Get a fucking roller coaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The food is getting better. It is. - Okay, honestly, last time we went on a lovely time. - I hope I was having a good time. - So this is another example of, we gotta be careful, being in court is stressful. Michael Sandft, worst name, apparently. - Michael Sandft, S-A-N-F-T was found dead. For those of you who don't know who Michael Sandft is, it was KVD's lawyer, woo! So, when KVD finally went down, I wanted it like two weeks ago or something, he finally got used. The only person ever punished for the murder of Tupac Shakur, and now that his lawyer died, but I think when that came out, of course, the internet blew up, immediately like. - I mean, it's crazy. - Of course, 'cause it's just like KVD's been running his fucking mouth for so long, talking about how he was there in the car, he could wait to kill Tupac, blah, blah, blah. And then you've got your lawyer who's there, who sort of looks like a lawyer you get at the mall. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? The guy kinda like, I won't really speak to the quality of his thing, but he sort of looks like-- - Dying store Russell Brandt. - In his suit, he looks like he used to be held in a zoo. - Yeah. - You didn't even like, the fact that the suit that's on him is too brand new. It's like-- - KVD is KVD's lawyer. - Yes, it feels like it came from Men's Warehouse. - Yeah. - And he rented it, and he's just been like, "Well, we gotta finish this case up today because, well, my cumber button has to be backed by noon." - Your blogs and your crypts terrify me. - Yeah, they're-- - They scare me. - They're blogs and your crypts, I can't believe. I can't believe blue versus red. What can even, I don't even understand these terms. But yeah, Michael Sanft, I mean, you know, another, we've just made fun of him. He is dead. - He is dead. - It seems that there is-- - No cause of death is officially released, as of this time that we're recording. - The police have basically said that it is not, he didn't die of suspicious circumstances. - I feel like if he was filled with bullets, he would have heard that. - It would have been number one. So I think that he died of, can I go on a limb here? I might be slandering the dead, but I think the man might have gotten a little bit of, let's just say some party favors maybe, as a way to sort of dampen how badly the trial went, and how he'd sent the most guilty man in the world to jail. And he's just, I think that in some ways, I think that he maybe we got a little rude too, and had some bad stuff in it. - I mean, he was doing pro bono work. - So he needed to use up, it was a very stressful for him. - Maybe you missed the cutoff at Men's Warehouse. - I could see it being a heart attack. It's a fucking stressful, like horrible life. - Yeah, people are also talking about Chris Murphy, my boy Chris Murphy from Connecticut. He suspiciously went to hospital with a stroke, and everyone's like, oh, I smell corruption, I smell like, and I'm like, this guy has to go against Trump every week. I imagine that leads to a stroke. - Oh, me, every single court case and every single thing that involved the courts I've ever been involved in, it's been some of the worst moments of my life. So I imagine, yeah, that it is extremely stressful to deal with all this. - We have to remember, not everything is conspiracies. - No. - People do die. - Oh yeah, stress is real. - Yes, stress is one of those things that people don't understand. It's like a major contributor to most people's early deaths. It's like, it's more just showing that people like Mitch McConnell, Trump and all those people don't experience those feelings. And that's why they get to live long, fruitful lives. So that's why they could do all the evil things that they could do forever. 'Cause they don't experience that guilt and that shame and that anxiety, and then that stress then doesn't affect them. Which is actually amazing. That's why it's really good to be a psychopath in the government. - Yeah, and carbs can take you out too. Oh yeah, carbs can totally take you out. We lost a wonderful man. He, uh, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe B. Kearney died. He was the voice of the Pillsbury Doe boy. - The voice of the Pillsbury Doe boy. I can't believe that that man died. - And he passed away. I mean, it's hard to live with. You eating that many croissants? - So, so many biscuits, so many biscuits. - Yes. - And he saw how choppy he was. Every time he touched, he'll be fucking giggled. - But I do think it'll be cute when he goes up to fucking heaven. And he meets Liberace. And all those other guys that love big old bellied men. (laughs) - Oh my god, Jim and go, can you do it? - Can I touch it? - Can you do it? - Can I touch it? - Can I do what I'm, what, what, what, touch me? - Don't touch me. Do you think he talked like that all the time? - I don't know, but he-- - Do you think that that was his voice all the time? Do you think he walked ever? We're like, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. Like that's all he did, you know? He's a cute guy. I will say he is adorable. - He looks like Jepetto. - Yes, yeah he does, but like friendly or somehow. And they say that he loved racing go carts and collecting model trains. So he lived the exact life that I want the voice of the Pillbury Dose Boy to live. (laughs) - Yes, I'm the Pillbury Dough Boy. Yeah, that's what I, well that's just my job. My hobby is I'm in charge of a tiny world. Five decades. - He was the Pillbury Dough Boy. - That's, that's, talk about fucking job security. - That is incredible. - Whoo, whoo, whoo. - Fifty. - Fucking years. - I met them. Pillbury Dough keeps on rolling in. - All right, look up his net worth. (laughs) I actually want, I'm curious to say what his net, what they say his net worth was. - I bet it's fascinating. - I bet it's huge. - Why wouldn't they pay him like an outright contract? 'Cause like you know the flow girl. - She, she as well. - But what they did with her is they did a thing where they kind of hired her on permanently instead of paying her out like the commercial rates. It was something like literally like a million dollars a year. You do all the commercials now. And it was like, that's just what she does. - It's just her fucking. - I don't see, I think I'd take it. - What? Oh yeah, I'd take it. - Of course, that's great. - Oh buddy, she's living a dream. She just gets a new experimental improv. It's her whole life. Her life is amazing. The progressive girl's fucking crushing it. - She's been flowed for a long time now. - Very long time. - At least 15 years. So Joe B. Cerny has never said they said that in the air, they believe there is a, that one of the guests is that he was worth $616. - $6191. - $916,000. - $6191. - That's extremely specific. - Yeah. - And that's a perfect amount of money for the Pillsbury Doe man to have. - I feel like it is. - That is an exact amount. - And if you're driving go-karts for fun. - Incredible. - Yeah, I mean, that's that's go-kart train money right there. - Fucking so good. - Yeah. - But you know who's like, you know what, so I hope he's having a good day up in heaven, but you know who's having a bad day. - Who's having a bad day? - This is my lovely, you think he's having a good day. - He died. - He finally got to stop. He finally got to stop being all the pressure of being a Pillsbury Doe boy every day. Everybody wondering what the fuck you're gonna do next. Everybody combing through your tweets. (laughing) Luckily, Jobi can barely use a phone. (laughing) His name's Jobi, which is the strangest name. I don't even know how you find a man named Jobi. I don't know how you find the man named Jobi to be the Pillsbury Doe boy. You know anything about his story? I don't know how he got that part. I don't know if it's one of those stories where he showed up and he was like a friend of the personal auditioning and they saw him and he looked like the Pillsbury Doe boy and they were like, yeah, whatever. You know, he was like with Johnny Depp or something and then they were like, let's talk to Jobi. (laughing) Jobi, Johnny, you don't squeak as loud as Jobi does. No, mostly I smold her and have sex with women. That's not really the energy where we're looking for here at Pillsbury. I think that we want you, sir, who it looks like you just got popped out of a can of crescent rolls. (laughing) Yes, sir. I don't mean to make fun of him. Jobi seems like a nice guy. It seems like he's all right. Johnny Depp though, Ebenezer's splooed. Should I write? Thank you. (laughing) Jobi's going to suck. Of course, it's gonna suck. Unless, of course, we're paid to promote it. Yeah, well, I mean, even then that's gonna be tough. They will be tough. Well, I don't know what we're gonna do about that. So this one here, this is my guilty pleasure. Favorite story of the week. Okay. Jetson Wang, the guy that is in charge of NVIDIA. The person in NVIDIA is the company that made all of the chips that went into all of your favorite video game systems. And then now they are slowly taking over the world with AI hardware, blah, blah, blah, blah, not for long. Jetson Wang, the man that you might know of, you see, I don't know all the billionaires, but I kind of like the way I identify them is like certain ways. You know, like you got weird body, little nipples, big head, Elon Musk, right? You got Lex Luther from Brooks Brothers, Jeff Bezos. You've got like, so the way I pick them and said with Jetson Wang, the only way I ever knew him before is was a stupid leather jacket guy. I didn't know that he was stupid leather jacket guy for a while, he's always saw a stupid leather jacket guy. And I've been reading about stupid leather jacket guy. And I think it's really, really funny that he got, got so hard that he has been having an obvious affair with a Chinese spy, a woman whose last, same last name, Alice Wang, who is really quite good looking, quite attractive in a way, in her own kind of way. And she owns a company, right, she's a business woman, who is working on NVIDIA's advance chips. And what she was was a part of a group of people lobbying Jetson Wang to lobby the U.S. government in order to You basically reduce all these regulations and all these chip building factories and all these things that are absolutely devastating the heart of Africa. Yep. But that's like a whole thing we're going to get into these next couple of weeks. I want you. I'm going to warn you right now. We've been talking a lot about this about the idea that there is a way they are hollowing out Africa right now is going to end the world. It's insane. It is going to end the world. But besides all that, Justin Wang is one of the people that's a part of it. We knew now. Obviously, do you see the thing that dropped just before, of course? No. As Trump was visiting China, I think was last month when he did that super embarrassing thing or there was something we went, they launched his last visit to China, whatever it was. Yeah. They told him, "Gentle and Wang's having sex with the spy." They told him. Yeah. And he, nothing, bounced off his face. They already told him that he already knew. Everybody knew. That's for call. Yeah. And they were like, we would love to find out the science that is keeping him at work. But the, this stuff is, so he was Chinese spy that's been blowing him, hanging out. My main thing has happened. It's like, okay. So, Jensen Wang, let's just be gentle with these people, you know, because billionaires are, they don't, we shouldn't be making fun of them, even though his wife looked like a salamander. Yeah. His wife looked like the evil scientist from Nightmare Before Christmas. Yeah. Jensen Wang is, you know, he's no looker, right, but he's a fucking billionaire. Cool leather jacket. I think what happened was that Alice Wang has lots of leather jackets or it's just the one that he really likes. I think he's got like 10, and you know, he just put one up for charity. Oh, really? They're all like million dollars, like leather jackets. Just see another spy. Is he? Yeah. Pretty much. And so I'm pretty certain that Alice Wang is the only person that ever told him, hey, I like your jacket. I think that everybody else, I'm pretty certain that Jensen Wang's wife was like, I hate the jacket. I think it looks stupid on you. I think you look like a moron. I think you, you think you look like a rockabilly guy? Yes. Get me gone now. You're like, I would like gone for our anniversary. Yes. That is like, so I think that Jensen Wang has been, um, so Nivity isn't free fall. Sell, yeah, you got Nivity at sell sell is going out all of the secrets have been fully shared with China. Yeah. Just fully shared. They're looking into their investigating them now, obviously, they have to, but you know, he said, obviously, I said nothing. Yeah. Me and this other woman that owns another multi million slash billion dollar chip company, we'd never talked about work. Yeah. And we know that China also definitely does not want AI data centers in Africa. No, they do. No way. It's not going to be helpful for that. No way. That's not. It's just one of those things that just makes me laugh because, you know, between the Epstein files and you're like, you read about these people and then, you know, then you have the Russell brands, right? There's like a thing in my head that I'm starting to understand. We need to start giving jocks back a chance. What do you mean? I think the nerds had a chance. They did. I think that they've shit the bed and I think that they're too close to the sun too fast. And I think the main one of the press for all of time. And this is the issue. I think that we saw with the Epstein emails, when you read those emails, these are unfuckable, pocket faced outtests, right, that are evil. They're evil across the board. Peter Tails should have had his face smashed in years ago. He should have been beaten with an iron bar until he couldn't move anymore. Yeah. And no one did that. No. Part of it is these guys are they are so vulnerable to female attention, to lady attention. They are vulnerable because none of them got anything ever. They're either working too hard or could not speak to another human and needed a staff to set up an arranged marriage with somebody like probably happy with Alice Wang. I feel like it's one of those where she, because the thing is what I would also say to my, those of you, you know, I have big billionaire listenership here. They love our show. Is that if you're listening, just remember, if you have a billion dollars, it might be about the money. Yeah. And it might be about the secrets that you have. And that if a lady just randomly shows up, right, that has been made the president of a company seemingly out of nowhere, out of nowhere with a sketchy CV who starts showing up and telling you how much she likes your stupid jacket that everybody's told you stupid. Everybody that's around you that he can actually speak to you has told you the jacket stupid Jensen. You look like a fucking moron, okay? You look like you're a member of that Johnny Depp cover band with Alice Cooper and all those guys. You're a fucking idiot. Louis the fucking jacket. So Alice with vampires. Yes. The Hollywood vampires. Alice Wang just was the first person to sort of mention the jacket. And that to me is why we're here. We need a, we need to split the gap between these unfuckable evil people and the serial rapists. I feel like there's a gap in here that we can fill with somebody that's dated before and or not isn't a total sexual deviant and an evil mass scale. Man, NVIDIA is worth 4.5 trillion. Get it. It's up 500% over the last five years that is fucking insane. I'm going to say again, I cut all AI out of my sock portfolio, cut it out. You have to. Cut it out. It's going away. The way that it is right now is not the way it's going to be. It's going to lose. There's a reason they're forcing it on us. Look at this guy. This is the exact reason why he is going to fall apart. These guys are worthless. They are worthless. So fun. Man, oh, cyber truck done. Fuck you. Yeah. Dude, I'm fucking, I have like four or five cyber trucks in my neighborhood and nothing makes me happier knowing that it's going to be so much harder for them to get their car. They're alive. So we're like, just know that if you have a cyber truck, it is about to become impossible to fix it. Oh man. It's going to be impossible to fix it. Not only has he bricked all of your cyber trucks, but then he has to kind of give the money back to all the kind of stuff like I love, I love to see it. I love it so much. But you're going to want to hold on to those because they're going to be worth something one day. Oh, yeah. Like the famous, like what was it? The Dotson. I'm trying to think the other big, the DeLorean. The DeLorean is another great example. They really do well about 25 years from now. Yeah. So just have it sit in your, just have it sit in there. That's my class and all right, that's my better, that's my anger part of the world. All right. What are we else we got here? Well, you know, we could, we could talk about the Kenyan doomsday cult. Well, the thing about this story is that it is thick. I read it seems like a little too much for us. Well, I don't like it. 10 page article. No, we're smart enough, but we don't have all the information properly written out. And I think that it's, it's harrowing. I'll send you this article. I read it. It's like a 10 page article. Oh, that is fantastic. It is. The thing is fucked up out of mombasa Kenya. This guy that we kind of slightly covered, a leader of a Kenyan doomsday cult, it was a starvation cult, killed like, it was like, his name was Pastor Paul McKenzie, he murdered in his group, 191 people, mostly children, got 200 years in prison. Link to the death of more than 400 people. Yes. 191. Essentially, the wheels really, he was doing this sort of fringe of evangelical, good kind of thing, a cult thing for a while, and it wasn't until COVID. And then COVID happened in Kenya, and he moved it all out to the jungle. Yeah. And then everybody came out to the jungle, and then he was starving people at gunpoint. So he was piling the children into the center, and they would all like, like, this is really fun. I mean, like, fucked stuff, like watching them die for hours at gunpoint. This is what this guy was doing, all because of the power of Christ. This is a, it is, it is fascinating. It is horrifying. It also talks a lot about the, the essential nature of the story, too, is this kind of interesting back and forth between the official city organizers, and like, what goes on when people run out into the backwards, yeah, and how like, that's a constant, seems to be like, issue, and like, it's constant, like, they have like four worlds going on, Africa is very complicated. It's extremely complicated. And then one thing I've been learning a lot about Africa, I've been doing all this guerrilla research, and the one thing I really have learned is no matter what the problem is in Africa, it's because of the wife, but we definitely, we really help exaggerate every problem that they would already have. So any problem they already have, we push that, like, it exists because of us. It exists because of us, and then is like, fostered because of us. So they're like, every country, I will say, every country, every government has its flaws. Yeah. There's no place that would just be perfect just on its own. There is just, that's not how it works. No, the corruption comes from them doing horrible things to get in the name of the white people paying for it. Literally, that's, but it's all about money, right? So they've got the money disease that we implanted, right, that also has been around for a long time. It's a whole, And then they're not even getting that much money. - No, that's a crazy ass shit. - It's extremely, it's just so, it's a, the word I'll use is quagmire. - Yeah. - Anything that's the word I'll use. - So this motherfucker gets arrested for 191 people dead, 190 of those 191 people were children, and they found 400 bodies. - Yes. - And so we don't even really know what the fuck's going on. 183 of those victims died of starvation, definitely. - Yep. - And more than 28 people got convicted with him. - It is. - Because they were like his soldiers. - They were a part of his, 'cause he did the kind of same thing with him. - They need to split those motherfuckers up. They can't send them all a prison together. They're gonna form a little army in there. - I have no idea how, I have no idea how Kenyan prisons work. - Lord knows. - God knows, I have no idea. So I feel like, I mean, who knows? I feel like for something like this, this is such an extreme crime. This is such massive, this is at the level of life. - How do you wanna get to this? - This massive murder. - Well, it's because it happened out in the bush. - Yeah. - It happened far away, it happened. - 400 people. - It happened in the hardcore height of COVID, and it also happened out in the bush, and it also happened in a world that is constantly trying to figure out which I don't even blame them for. This whole like, how far are we supposed to control people's belief systems? How far are we supposed to tell people what, like, is it, we're trying to figure out a way to do it. Like, technically we can't make it just illegal for you to go run off and form your own religion. If that's the thing you wanted to do, you that's the thing you can do. - I'm technically a minister 'cause I paid $25 and filled out the paperwork. - Yeah, so I think that that's the issue is that you can't control, like, largely, as we know, most of these fringe groups don't normally develop into mass murder. Most of the time they fizzle out. - Yeah. - Most of the time, which we seen my favorite again, we saw it firsthand when we were covering Lord Rael back in the day. When we were talking about Lord Rael, who's the sky that came online, he was as big fat idiot, dropped, named one, that was real name was John Elwood, I think it was real name was, he was out of Chicago, and he was this big fat moron with long hair who said that he was a prophet from Israel, he had been dropped in a UFO outside of Israel, and that now he came to America and that be he had created the, remember all the tornadoes that destroyed the Joplin Missouri? - Oh yeah, the Doreco. - Yeah, he destroyed the Joplin Missouri because people were calling him fat on YouTube. That's like literally what he said. And then he took his break off group down to Baja, Mexico, like where Jesse even sure is, and when he took it to the Baja group, when he took it to that and said, like, that's a great example of a group that just went to the Baja. They were hanging out for a while, and then everyone like, this kind of sucks. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then they left. So I feel like that was the, that's most of the way when most fringe religions, that's mostly how they end. - I've ever been like a successful cult more, more Minism. - Yeah. - And Catholics, I guess. - Yeah, Catholics more Minism. - Yeah, I guess that's what it's all used to. - Time calls you extremely powerful. The fact that they can, - Scientologists. - Yeah, it's extremely powerful. - Do you know how this witnesses? - Yeah, you're right. - Probably goes where it's at. - Amish, men and nights. - Yeah. - But then I don't know if we could call them successful. - Guy, why would? - They're still alive. - Yeah, they're still around. I tell you how you could call that, you know? - You all right, call them. - Yeah, yeah, so you can make it. (laughing) - That's what I'm basically where that all comes down to. - You just need a thousand years. (laughing) - Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of money. (laughing) - Why, I'm your play. - Oh man, what else is going on in the world here? We got, oh, this is my favorite story. This one, speaking of the Mormons, this comes out of Salt Lake City. - This is good. - This is my favorite story of the week. I don't know, you know, sometimes people get upset. - And we make fun of people when they get killed. - Oh, first of all, we'll disuse right now. Apology corner. - Apology corner. - Last week we made a bunch of jokes about the 20 year old crashed at you. - I mean, we didn't really make jokes. - We got a little bit of it. We got a little bit of it in there. - But as soon as they, we got more information on it and this is an official side story's apology. - Yes, yeah, we, yeah. - Is there like a noise that we can, we can get like a, like a, like a, "I'm Salt." - Well, now it sounds like it's not real. Now it's not real. - No, no, no, no, no, no, it's very real. - It just has to be packaged and do a thing that I can enjoy. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. - I can acknowledge my faults. But then I have to make a joke about it. Ask my wife. - She wasn't the pilot. - Ask my wife. - She was like, she was the co-pilot. We blamed the pilot. - And we're sorry for that. - Yes. - And it wasn't her fault. - It wasn't her fault. - And also it's like, you know, it's all things. - It's all things. - I'm so sorry. - The tensions were high. We were, it was the, the election week. We were, you know, so, so sorry. - It was very upset about other things. And I think this is the only time I've ever actually apologized into a microphone. - I try not to. I sometimes I do it as like a, as a nervous tick, but I never mean it. - Never. - This I mean. - This one though. - Yeah. - But you know, I mean it though, I do we do mean it. - Yeah, this time, this time. But you, you testicle people, stop emailing us. - Please stop emailing us. - Please, we're still getting the testicle emails. - You gotta stop sending us emails about how much you can come with one ball. - You know, we don't know, man. - We really don't know, man. - Yeah, and I'll tell you what, and if you're just sending us the email now, gotta say, came a little late. - It's a little, yeah. (laughing) - Gotta say, hmm. - Ah. (laughing) - I am so sorry. - That's a the testicle guys. - No. - To the plain victims. - You deserve what happened to you, whatever it is. - So with this guy, we, officially, I'm not gonna apologize for making fun of this. - Now, no, because we saved the apology for when they're angry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So we'll do it. - Well, we saved it for him, we're actually wrong. - Yeah. - This is stupid. - These motherfuckers are dumb. - This is objectively funny. - So Ash didn't man. - Of course. - Just 25 years old. He pleaded guilty to-- - Of course, his name is fucking Ash. - Second degree felony under the plea deal that he dismissed another count for possession of a gun by a restricted, but he basically pleaded guilty to manslaughter 'cause he shot his friend, 'cause his friend was like, "I can dodge a bullet." - This is so funny. - Brother, he's trying to shoot me, I dodge a bullet. He's like, "No, no, I'm not gonna shoot you." You can't dodge a bullet. He's like, "I can fucking dodge a bullet. "I can do it, I can dodge the bullet." I can dodge. He's like, "No, you can't dodge a bullet." And he's like, "Fuckin' shoot at me, shoot me." He's saying what, and then finally, he does it, and he dies. - Dude, it's so funny. They were playing video games. You can almost see how it's happened. You can almost see the conversation. So they're playing video games. - February 2nd, and we'll say Groundhog Day. - Wow. - He did see it. - On that day? - It was on Groundhog Day. - On the old days? - He's gonna pop out and come back. - Yeah, on all days, we're gonna ruin Punx's Donnie Phil's one day. - So you could see they're playing video games. And you know, there's like video games that have the thing. We can kind of like jump to the side, like when you press a button and you like kind of jump to the side or whatever. I'm bet you sit there and he's just like, "I can do that." And he's like, "No, you can't. "No, you fucking can't." That's what they said. They were playing video games first. - Yeah. - And they're like, "It's easy." He's like, "I'll dodge that bullet." I'll dodge that bullet. So easy. It's easy to do. He's like, "No, you can't." You know, he's like, "Dude." I dodge bullets, man. - So apparently they tested it with no bullets. And like, he was shooting at 'em with-- - Yeah, he was like-- - He was like, "Dry fire at him." - He was just like, "Dry fire at him." - He was just like, "Dry fire at him." - He was just like, "Dry fire at him." And then he really fired him, fired at him, and shot him in the chest. - I just said, "Dry fire at him." - I just said, "Dry fire at him." - Also, it's just like, "Why are you aiming at "the biggest part of his body?" - "Ain't it's foot." - "Ain't it's foot." - "Ain't it's foot." - "Ain't it's foot." - "Ain't the timing all works out, too, 'cause it click, click." So apparently what he was doing is loading it and according to him He said he misfired which I died do not believe what was holding the gun side. Yeah, yeah, cuz he was holding a sideways 'cause his name is Ashton. - Yeah. - All right, so he picked it up and he went, "Buckabaka," like he was in Tori's B.I.G., right? He went, "Buckabaka" because he's a fucking dumbass kid from Salt Lake City named Ashton. - Yeah. - And he fucking, like, you know the thing's like, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh." And then that, you know, like in a movie when they shoot him with a shotgun and they go, "Whaah!" And the whole body's just like flies back. - Yeah. - And that's what I think is just like, fuck a decimating him with a fucking massive chest shot. just being like oh fuck did you move it first words must have been I told you couldn't do it dude you were slow did we wasted your good fucking jokes on a fucking practice run we wasted your good jokes how do you aim for the chest triple-deak that's what you do you guys remember triple-deak go from a - Mighty Ducks. - Oh, I was thinking of the Triple Lindy from back to school. - No. - I'm thinking, I'm talking about the Triple Deek, dude. I'm dropping the thing where you get the guy to fall down, man. - Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah. Triple Deek, I understand what that is now. He did the whole three moves. - Well, he did. - Triple Lindy, though, remember the Triple Lindy? - I do remember the Triple Lindy. - Off the three backboards. - Yeah, but he, um, he triple died. - Wait, it's really sad I said that. - Who, are you about Ronnie Dangerfield? - No, I'm about the man. The man who was murdered. - I'll just say that, I just know that people looking like, "Oh, you're making fun of a guy who's dead, "but he was also a guy who tried to convince his friend, "he could dodge a bullet." - This is his fault, he's not Speedy Gonzalez. - He's not Speedy Gonzalez. - Yeah, I think that. - Also, can I also just say right now? - None of us are. - No, no, I mean, I wish. - 'Cause it's a racist characterization. - Whoa, I mean, I still love Speedy. - I think Speedy was, I think slow pokes racist. - I like Speedy. - I like slow pokes better. - He's very funny. - I think slow pokes, the funnier. - He had great comic time. - Chuck loved slow pokes. - Yeah, when everyone's like, I remember one of my favorite Speedy Gonzalez lines of all time was, he's like, "Speedy Gonzalez knows my sister." The slow pokes like, "Speedy Gonzalez knows everybody's sister." (laughing) - It's great. - I like love sounds, but I'm gonna start if it could be that great, all right? Their spirits were still beautiful. - Yeah, yeah. - Just their characterization. - I mean, you know, he's just trying to steal American cheese. - Don't even fucking, don't even start with me. - Oh, you know, we got crime wave coming up and then-- - Oh, yeah. - Which is good for us. - We're sold out. - We're sold out. - We're sold out, so hopefully this doesn't happen on, there was a cruise murder. - Cruise murder, cruise murder. - We have to bring them up while we're doing cruise shows. - There really isn't much going on in this story. - The guy murdered somebody as soon as they left and then they turn back around. Why are we killing people on cruises? It is, I just think that it's-- - Do you think that it's international waters? I think this was he to the moment. - It's the verge, it's not international. You're on a cruise. - Yeah. - You're not an international waters. This isn't the fucking Mayflower. You gonna get caught for murder in somebody on a cruise. - Yeah, I got into a big fight with his wife and then he killed her in the cabin. - No, I never do that. - Don't do that, guys. - I mean, people are gambling a lot, you know? - It's just like, it's on a boat where they know where you're going, friend. - Yeah. - All right, there's like, they know who's in all the cabins. - Yeah. - It's hard to do, and then you shove, you just like, 'cause I wonder if he turned himself in? - No, the maid caught him. Oh, it looks like the maid saw blood. - And she came in with her feather duster and she was like, "I can't feather dust the blood. I can't clean this at all. I'm gonna be so angry with me." - This isn't dust, this is blood. - But then they turn back into objects. - I got blood. - Then they turn back into the objects. - It wants to get back to America. - Yeah. This is also, this is how also light our week was, is the fact that there's cryptid stamps. - Yeah, there's cryptid stamps. - In 20 year, 2027, the US Postal Service-- - I'm not buying some. - Is going to be finally introducing cryptids to the world of stamps and seems like we're getting a moth man. - I saw there's a squunk, we're getting a squunk. - Which is great. - My fucking boy, dude. - I'm happy about the squunk. - He deserves that kind of representation. They've been talking about, I guess there's been a squunk. - Who else is on there? I can't really see him. - There's gonna be the sysquatch. There's going to be champ is gonna be on it. And-- - What's champ? - Champ is from Lake Champlain. That is the sea monster from Lake Champlain. My main issue is the depiction of unicorns. Because I don't think unicorns are cryptid. - I don't think unicorns are cryptid. But I do know that it's a thing. I think they're trying to get-- I think they're trying to get the ladies involved or something. - Unicorns exist. Because anyone ever been like I seen a unicorn and it lives in the fucking shire or whatever the fuck. - Yeah, a lot of people drinking out of weird ravines. - Yeah. - A lot of people that go out there and don't know what a horse looks like. A lot of people that saw a narwhal once and assume that that's the old, tiny semen's lore about. - Yeah, why do people care about fucking unicorns when narwhals are real? - Because narwhals, you can't ride. - You can ride a narwhal? It's a little slippery, probably. - Yeah, I don't know if you can get down in there. I don't know if you want to ride a narwhal. I think I actually think that the-- You remember narwhals being big on Reddit? You remember that being a big thing with like bacon narwhals? I don't see the only thing everybody was interested in? - Jackalope's not a cryptid either, I don't think. - Jackalope is more of a funny creature. - Jackalope's like something that people do when they got too many antlers and too many rabbits. - See, Jackalope though, I think is really about regional representation, which is why they chose the Jackalope because of the Southwestern states. - There's no Chupacabra. - There is no Chupacabra because technically it's Mexican. - Well, it's in Texas. - But it's a Mexican thing. It's way more Mexican-identified. - I mean, there's no Jersey devil. - No, because they're-- - Jersey devil's a cryptid and then Jackalope and the unicorn are not cryptid. - Champ is there for that. - Yeah. - Oh, so these have to be American cryptids 'cause there's no Loch Ness Monster. - Yes, and these are all represented by regions. So Sasquatch is the North West-- - And they're not gonna call it Bigfoot. - Everyone claims Sasquatch too. I'm sick of this shit. I've complained before. - We've talked about it. - I don't like going to Tennessee and you tell me that the Sasquatch is here. We all know they're not. - Sasquatch is in Northwest America. - What about Ohio? How do I have a bunch of sightings? - I view it as a Bigfoot. I think you're a Bigfoot Neros Sasquatch. - Whoa, this is changing my whole bullshit. - I thought they were one of the same. - No, I view Sasquatch as its own separate thing. I think that that's more connected to Northwest. - So you think it's like chimpanzees and orangutans? - I believe so. It's why in Florida they call it the skunkate. That's why there's also things like the-- - Oh, is it the other monster? They're not the wow with the zowee or whatever. It's like there's another monster. We've covered so many things. They call them different things. - Abominable snowmen. - Yeah, all that kind of stuff. And I think the Mothmans, the Atlantic seaboard, Jacalope's the Southwestern states, Squank is the Midwest, champs the Northwest, the Northeast. - Well, the Squank is the Lehigh Valley. That's Pennsylvania. - It's Midwest, but Pennsylvania is not the Midwest. - Squank is being used to represent the Midwest. - You think so? - Yes, man. - Because of their big floppy bellies. (laughing) - And champ is because of the live, wet, tight people of the Northeast, which as you guys know. - Wow. - Have you ever been in New Hampshire? - Or you go to a Jacalope, you see so many tight, tiny little, I fucking, super crispy, irate people. - There's not an Arizona. - There's a Jacalope. - There's no Florida representation. - No, we hate them. I would say that Florida representation would be, you'd probably good. - The Skunk Cape is not popular enough, I guess. - No, it's in the Saskwatch realm. - Yeah. - Who's the guy with the big eyes? - The Flatwoods monster. - They don't care about the Flatwoods. - No one cares about the Flatwoods monster. - No, no. - I've been talking about the lack of representation of the Flatwoods monster for a long time. - Yeah. - No, 'cause it's alien coded. - It is, it is, and I don't think that, I think that they purposely left it off. - I mean, of course, they purposely left it off. - 'Cause it's about immigration. - Really? - Wow. - Yeah, I believe. - It's a lot to read into stamps. If you've got time, there's so many things you can just read into stamps like their tea leaves. You can just make up so much stuff, like how Eleanor Roosevelt's definitely gonna lesbian in the stamp. - In the stamp? - Yeah. - You think so? - You see it on her face. - Really? - Hungry for kooch. - She was, I think she liked it all. - Hungry. I'm pretty sure, 'cause I went, so I went to the house. I went to the presidential library. - Oh, there she is. She's just like, "Yeah, take it off, girl." - With your sister. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, take it off, girl. - I want to see them swingers. - That's that picture says to me. Eleanor Roosevelt just smiling at a big, busty, ebony woman. - Well, she did have a lady who was with her all the time at that, 'cause she had a separate house from FDR. I learned this when I was there. And she had, 'cause of the squeaks from the wheels. - She hated it. She didn't even go to the burial, even though she was in the house behind the thing was. It was very, very interesting. - Interesting. - She was like a hundred feet away and didn't go. But, so she was always there with the lady, and so that's the relationship everyone's always talking about. But there was like another dude that was there. And this lady who was there, 'cause it was just, we went in the middle of winter. If you're in a presidential library, go during the wake in the middle of winter. No one's there. We were the only people on the tour so the lady was given us all the juice. And she was just like showing us, she's like, "Well, what about Eleanor being gay?" You know, we started, "You can ask anything when it's just you." And then she's like, "Well, we have heard those rumors. "We understand those rumors, "but let me show you these pictures I found in the archive." And this was just big jack dude with no shirt on. Like, just holding Eleanor like a baby and like in multiple photos. And he's just like working on the house. I was like, "All right, this case is opened up." Yeah, I feel like it'll come down to it. She's like, "Oh, I'll try, Benny, who can't talk." Yeah, Google Eleanor Roosevelt, gentlemen, caller. - I actually wonder if it's just because she just hates how men talk. It's possible. - The songs you have a big strap and man that doesn't want to talk to you about stuff. - Yeah, I really mean nice. - I'm sure plenty of dude said horrible things. So yeah, there he is. Look at this guy. - Wow. - Yeah. - He lived in the dream. - Just sitting there hanging loose. - Nothing but delicious, delicious Eleanor Roosevelt Roosevelt himself. - He's huge. - Jacked. - I love to see that. - FDR was jacked, but that's only 'cause his elevator was a pulley system and they had to do it himself. It's pretty impressive. - He just taught himself how to finger. - Yeah, it's all up to body strength. He probably would've exploded her. - Yeah, I mean, that would've probably helped. - Finger, that's where all of us strength was. - Yeah, the one, the other one. - How do you even get close to this one finger? (laughing) I don't make you calm until you die. (laughing) - Join me by the fire. - Join me by the fire. (laughing) - You see someone who stabbed him in the neck at Jamie Foxx's house? - Jamie Foxx holds irresponsible Halloween parties. I do not know that he invites thousands of people to his house. - There is like, there is like a party rule thing that went up and it says that it gets him a guest can't bring guest type of deal, but then we saw the footage when the cops were breaking up the party. There's like a thousand people there, you know, he knows a lot like a celebrity. He knows a lot of people. Jamie Foxx is very popular and a guy got stabbed to the neck and that's how you know it's a real ass motherfucking party. It really is. You got to take it down. Yeah, one of the party rules say party and premise rules. No real or fake weapons, um, the one, yeah, the one says don't talk to Jamie Foxx is one of is one of the rules and it literally says don't talk to Jamie Foxx. It literally says don't talk to Jamie Foxx. It says respect the host. Oh, got it. Avoid bothering the host is that it says an asking questions during the event. Yeah. Yeah. So it means don't talk to Jamie Foxx and no, um, no cop outfits, no ice outfits. Uh, we're, we're in a loud there. It's hilarious. Yeah, yeah. And then at the very bottom, it says no alcohol or drugs. Well, it's because you can't bring them in. You can't bring it in. He's got. He's got it. That's servant booze. It's about outside booze, you know, outside I was thinking about Jamie Foxx when this came out and I gotta say, he is in the running for the most talented entertainer that exists. I agree. Like over a rain. Oh, I've thought about it. I've thought about this many times that Jamie Foxx is probably the most talented person in show business. Yeah. Right now. Like, it's, he does every single thing, every single thing on an extremely high level. He can sing. He can dance. He can act at an extremely high level. He does amazing impressions. He tells great stories. He does stand-up comedy, sketch comedy, sketch comedy. He does every single thing and he drives a fucking horse. Yep. He's better than all of the, and he's better at most of those things and most people are better at one thing. Yeah. He's extremely talented. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, uh, Jamie Foxx, uh, smaller party next year. Yeah. Come on, buddy. Also, we had a nice intimate Halloween this year. The real, the real celebs ain't going to show up with the parties this big and people are getting stabbed in the neck. Dude, I had a lovely, little wonderful quiet. It was chill. It was very chill. Watch movies. We watched Poltergeist. It was wonderful. Yeah. That movie's nice, don't it's great. What a perfect movie Poltergeist is. Perfect movie. It really is. Yep. I was blown away because I hadn't seen it in like 10 years. And I was just like, wow, this is up, up and down perfect. I'd say it's close to being in like my top 10 movies of all time. I was really impressed by it. Love Poltergeist. Yeah. Love that movie. Perk movie. Eddie, we did it again. Do we have any listener emails? Or are we not here? Honestly, it's all about lettuce. It's all about lettuce. You don't use so many about shredded lettuce. It is. And I honestly, I opened that up. I won. Obviously, I won. I don't want to know. 80/20 Henry Zabrowski. I don't care what people said. They're wrong. Looked at the numbers. What does it matter? I mean, you said it's 80/20 Henry Zabrowski. The numbers don't matter because shredded lettuce is what's best on us up. If this was a vote, it would have been a Henry blues tsunami. Well, it doesn't need to be a vote because it's a dictatorship. This shows a dictatorship that we're evil dictators of. Yeah. And that means shredded lettuce to stay in. I mean, I'm not going to take it in a way from here. Better not. Some places don't serve it because they don't have the fucking balls. I don't even go here. Look at this. Sorry. I want to add, I'll read this one email that was like, I actually extremely informative. And we asked last week about the me-lie documents that were for sale for like 280 grand. Oh, this is important. So this is actually a really interesting breakdown with that. I'm a trained archivist with an M.L.I.S. and History M.A., who listens to the show while I do my own accessing preservation, description, and digitization of historical objects. Digitalization. Digitalization. I wanted to shed some light on why these things might be for sale. A lot of times people collect their own copies of documents and hoard them in personal collections and then they die. And when they die, their families are trying to piece together whether something is worth donating or if it's worth selling or if it's trash. Family members or even the people who have done the collecting or trying to clean out will reach out to museums, archives, and historical societies and ask if we want them. Sometimes things don't fall under our scope of practice. Sometimes things are unverifiable. Sometimes they're being offered for a price that maybe can't be funded. Or sometimes they already exist, they already exist and they've been preserved elsewhere and don't need to be preserved in duplicate who has the space. We see the final example a lot when people try to donate large runs of newspapers like the New York Times, which already has a dedicated digitized archive. I've also known many institutions that have bought their holdings from eBay, auctions, and other randoms. So just so you know that if you're holding on to New York Times, it's basically what this guy is saying like old newspapers got rid of them. They're digitized already. Yeah, unless you want to frame it and put it up in your house. Then just do that. But you don't need to they don't need to send a pile with this or with regards to digitization. Digitizing things is a major long term project, which involves hosting digitization tech. People to do the digitization and time to digitize most of the time digitization projects are grandfathered with the goal of making specific collections accessible. Most of places don't have the resources to do this and the average lay person is it going to do to archival standards and can risk losing information or damaging the object. Institutions that are capable of large scale digitization typically have their own backlog of work to catch up on. Who would read 800 pages in a museum? Not me. Typically no one. Most glam galleries, libraries, archives and museums institutions have their archival holdings. Some materials are stored in protective housing in optimal conditions for preservation separate from their curated displays and galleries. These materials could be open only for research and pulled when requested, but aren't typically exposed for the average visitor. There are many resources that languish in an acid-free box for the rest of its lifetime. Currently, the glam field is severely underfunded due to last year's IMLS cuts. There are no jobs and a lot of archivists. Trans and resources for digitization and employment are creeping back after a lawsuit, but still are few and far between. It's already difficult finding funding to support this kind of work which is pretty undervalued in positions for archivists and digitization texts are usually part-time or project base. The people who work in these fields tend to care big time on a working hard to digitize important materials and providing access to primary sources. So that is why they hold them. It's because it's all of these reasons. Yeah. That's why they sell them. I can't help but think they're slowing down all this digitization, digitization, digitization because they're trying to rewrite history. Well, also, those guys, the big up ones, but the archivist, the other one, desperately wanting it. And basically, he's just saying it's extremely lengthy and expensive. And what happens if a solar flare comes, then you're going to want these hard copies? Honestly. And finally, when the solar flare comes, we can do podcasts where they were meant to be done out loud from a town square. On the radio. You know, we would go, no, there's no electricity, buddy. We would be out there going from town to town, telling your favorite stories from that town. We'd live every day talking to the local constable and asking them, is anybody had serial shitter here? And we would love to hear their stories. And we would laugh about all the different places that your local serial shitter is shattered, where they shatter and what they did to shatter and how it was found out to be the local high school principal. We get the butts nifers to start following the serial shitters. We need the most. Can we put that together? Can we weaponize that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to send the butts nifers. Yeah. It starts showing butts nifers pictures of public shitters. If we can, we teach butts nifers to sniff for explosives. Yeah. And then put making sniff butts kind of legally put you put them in an airport. Metaglass is on them. Now we're following them everywhere they go. We're following the shitters. I think we got a good idea. This is what we do. I think that Blake, so with the Burbank butts nifers, are you saying that we tag him like he's like one of those old like when the good news CIA was using cats to try to like perfect for a tag. Yeah. It's perfect for a tag. It's a good idea. Sand him an undercover. Yeah. But like, undercover because he's smelling. He's sniffing and he's smelling. But I do partially think that it might be good to take some of these sniffers and teach him how to smell explosives. That's a great idea. Put it on the airport and turn them into dogs because then they can smell butts as much as they like. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm actually sniffing for explosives. Yes. I just hoping to be. Fuck yeah. The problem is this is really going to happen. Stop saying. Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck. I felt an explosive diary. Yeah. I just want to fuck your smells. I want to fuck your smells. This one. That's clean. That's clean. Yeah. Yeah. The other problem solved here. Side stories. I mean, just wanting to know your explosive sniffing man, stuck his nose inside of my vaginal cavity. Did you find anything? Yes. I'm on my way to the hagg. Yes. I was a bust. I was a bust. I was. He was right. He was. He was correct. That's fuckable. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck it live. We are in this weekend. We are in Portland, Maine in Burlington for a month. I think there's just like a handful of tickets. If there are any left. So go get those if they exist. Then December, we got a bunch of shows. We do. On December 3rd, Henry and I are going to be doing an Ed Larson and friends down at the Ice House in Pasadena, come party with us there. That's going to be a fucking shit ton of fun out of Thursday night. And then on December 11th, Iowa City tickets for that still available. Yeah. Get it in there. That's a big ol' venue. We are. It's too big. We have sold more tickets for Iowa City than we have for the sold-out show in Columbia the night after, we've already seen it. sold more tickets in Iowa City, but I guess Vanyam, I mean, let's, let's fill it up. Let's have fun. We got, and Henry and I were bringing gifts to all these shows, we liked it. We like to bring some stuff for the audience where there is no merch for sale, but there is presence. And I will say that then in St. Louis, and it's a comedy show, y'all. Yes. Yeah. Remind you of that. It's a comedy show. We don't just sit. Eddie and I don't just take part and read the notes and read news at each other for an hour and a half because I'm going to just tell you guys. I love you all, but that fucking sucks. And that's what we already do once a week. It's what we do here. So we come and do something different when we go on the road and it's fun because we're going to go out there and we're going to fuck, I cannot wait. I cannot wait for these shows. You know, I love doing side stories live. Yeah. No, they're going to be great. We're going to book some more for next year that's going to be coming up, but also after Columbia, I'm going straight to St. Louis without Henry on December 13th, I'm going to be at the helium in St. Louis, come and see me there. That's going to be a lot of fun. And then January 24th, Nashville, I'm going to be at Zainey's. That's a Sunday. It's going to be early show. It's going to be a blast. And then Rochester on the January 29th and 30th. And then in Albany on January 31st, come see me there. I got more dates coming down the pipe. We're going to have some fun guys. That was awesome. Patreon.com/spodguestonleft. Go check it out. LPR on the left for all our social media needs. Go on over at YouTube. See some place underneath. LPN Romantic. See the forum report. No dogs in space. LPN TV where we are currently shooting season three of bloodbath. You're going to see that very soon. Can I wait? Don't forget about the brighter side. Please brighter side. Make a new media essays. Got a brand one new one out right now. That's right. The brighter side LPN on YouTube. Have a blast. And say hi to us over there. We like it. We miss you. And I think that's everything, Henry. I think we did it. We did it. We did it. Wow. Hail Satan. Hail the Pillsbury Doe Boy. You know, I do. Henry, do you think that they'll give him a, like, I feel like I can go in for that? I think, oh, for sure. I hope he's buried in one of those cans that you can pop open. Maybe like the stomach pops out of the cat out of the Pillsbury paste for it. Yeah. Are they being credible? God. You know, that's like one of my big Halloween costumes that I've never done. I've always wanted to do, which was sexy. Pillsbury Doe Boy and I've never done it. And it's always kind of cold. Oh, yeah. Because you also have to wear no pants. Yeah. You're going to be in a diaper. Yeah. Well, I hope his, he's in a diaper, right? The Pillsbury Doe Boy. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's no pants. Is he just, he's got, yeah, no, is this an amorphous blob? I think someone ate his dick off. Yeah. Give his shirt on. I think, no, he has like a little sailor top area. Yeah, he has a shirt on. No, I, I'm pretty sure the shirt. It's not a shirt. It's like a collar type of deal and like, it's just like, you know, it's just like a collar up there. Wow. He is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking Billburg. No, boy, it's a fucking freak. He's a fucking freak on leash. Yeah. No, he's ready to go. Well, look at that guy. He's mourning his fuck. Yeah. He looks like that. That's the kind of guy that you don't know is good at eating pussy. Oh, yeah. No, he'll fuck Pillsbury Doe Boy. You look at that guy and you're like, oh, he's not a threat. He's fucking railing your girlfriend right now and she's loving every second of him. Yeah. He actually, he likes it. He likes, uh, you, you'll, you'll fuck your aunt, your chrysanthemum. God, I don't like that look on his face there. Ooh. I don't like it. Wow. He just looks like he's, it's like he's, like, he's, like, he's, like, he's sitting next to the guy. Yeah. He looks like, like, what's his butts? It looks like, uh, fucking. No. That looks like, so Riley Reed. He looks like someone. He's waiting to get a fucking load in her eyeballs. No, no, it looks like the guy who's like hiding underneath Riley Reed while the other guy comes on her. That's what he looks like. That's what he is. We gotta get out of here. Bye, everybody. See you later, Joby. Woohoo!