Side Stories: Murdaugh She Wrote

There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes we had a little bit of a week off guys just so you know you might not notice that because the things work here like an oiled machine you wouldn't even know that we had a week off but we did have a week off and I think it's great that you brought I brought your 19 year old dog to the Grand Canyon and I got this mug now I think that's great I'm glad that they stood the canyon sell that you know does the canyon have a square the national park store in the canyon holds it oh so there's a middleman there's a middleman so but the general store it's called you bring just sort of um nice you brought the dog to the biggest hole in the whole world yeah and it didn't fall or nothing I perched her up there I put her on a blanket and she didn't put her a little I put her a little uh she's got a cute little like jean jacket a little pink jean jacket and I put that on her even though it's really hot and she probably shouldn't have the jacket on her but we took a picture and she looked very cute and still alive she looked only one seizure on the whole week-long road trip I will say I'm really happy for you guys you all look happy tootsie herself look like the ghost of someone who died in buchenwald but otherwise than that it looked like a lovely vacation i went to absolutely perfect las vegas yes um and because i originally went to florida to go see my father's grave i didn't want to bring it up but i really wanted to bring it up i have to yeah i have to so we went to florida to go look at my father's grave uh because why not it's vacation uh don't know because we uh got to florida drove the hour to the military cemetery you could have picked one closer but there is the only one close to the mangianos yes that's why my mom chose it not even a joke she chose it because it was close to the mangianos that we never even went to because the family voted against it last minute public's is great fried chicken no we wanted to go to a real italian experience experience i meant experience it's an italian experiment it's mangianos and so we went to drive to this military encampment where my father is interred below a picture of donald trump giving a fucking british salute the space force insignia and i um uh we got there and we drove there and it was fucking closed on mother's day it's like it's so crazy the cemetery was closed a day to honor mothers the one thing the military it's like it's so crazy the cemetery was closed a day to honor mothers the one thing the military does is fill cemeteries and we cannot access the military we can't access it on mother's day the one day you'd think that yeah obviously they're trying to get rid of a lot of the mothers and i also thought that is true too as apparently hegseth did when i actually really agree with they've been going through and they've been looking for the lgbt people that are in any of these military uh like these cemeteries and they're digging them up and they're throwing them into the river to be eaten by a bunch of alligators and i think that that maybe that's middle of i feel like that that's probably probably your father did have big breasts i mean we that's where they come from and so maybe he was a victim of them de-queering the military cemeteries i'm not certain i'm not certain it just shows the lack of respect for women so deep that the military has wild that they closed the cemetery as if mothers don't die they're locked in there yeah there's mothers in there there's mothers dying to get in we wanted to open on father's day exactly i bet you fucking have to i bet you they charge i mean there's a cover to go in on father's day so you can see the fucking steely dan cover man raised by wolves it's normally over molly goodheads go check them out every thursday friday saturday in palmo so you had a good time in florida no welcome to side stories my name is henry sprowski i'm sitting here with ed larson that's right yeah so i went to the grand canyon sedona beautiful crystal place i learned a lot about crystals when i was a kid when i was in sedona yeah apparently the bigger crystal you buy the dumber you are he's correct it's a direct formula that's called moron algebra and then yeah because guess what it doesn't do anything although i will say we did we went to one of those vortexes and the guy who brought us had one of those vortex pens and explain again so the idea is that it's like magnets it's a magnet pen but it's not magnetic to anything and those of you who remember sedona arizona if you've been to sedona you've probably seen the dumber and the dumber is the capital of the gd universe oh yeah no it definitely is i had a great time there i can't believe how beautiful it was i was ready to move there but what is the vortex got this little vortex pen you know and he and he did it to tootsie and then literally she started eating she wasn't eating and then like he did it to her and she's like i'm hungry so you're gonna have to zap her with magnets every morning that she could want to live honestly i think i need to start magnetizing her does that make her a juggalo juggalo do you know what did happen to me though when we went to vegas i went and met you in vegas we had a great time thank you for hosting that pool party you're such a gentleman pure pure pure vegas nothing wrong with vegas but afterwards i treated julie and i to santana i was like i've never seen santana i'm going to the house man julie was just so wet she was so surprisingly yeah she loves it she loves santana it's your wife that hates all that stuff she does yeah julie loves all the dad stuff no she well she's grown a taste for it yeah yeah yeah because she makes love to you she's a real west woman you're making love to you is the equivalent of making love to a guy that runs sound for most of these bands every time you make love to me samba pati plays in your ears and every time he shits you hear oh yeah i don't know the real words um but yeah so i went to santana and i was like you know what we're on vacation i'm buying the upgrade and so i buy the upgrade house of blues mandalay bay i buy the upgrade we get to go to the vip club be jealous i'm like i'm like fuck yeah julie we're going to vip club we're gonna be a santana you're gonna have the best time vip i show show my ticket to the vip club they're like we don't know what this is and i was like oh okay uh that's fine i was like it's for afterwards i was like oh okay so there's a party afterwards it's where at the fucking nursing home it was literally at the bar next to the house of blues and they were playing edm music and they gave me a drink ticket for a well drink wow and i was the and julie and i were the only people there and i was just like you know it fucking sucks yeah dude you know i feel like that's the reason why you remember do you ever remember the time i saw santana at that goodwill no yeah yeah yeah maybe that's why he was looking for hats yeah yeah i guess yeah yeah he saw him there he henry sent me a creep shot of santana well that was hard it was so good it was kind of it was one of my first big la sightings i was like santana at the goodwill la's amazing all right guys we have a lot of news to get to that was a little bit of our spring break update but that's not the only update we have because first of all big news want to give big congratulations the ebola virus has been named ambassador to guam and we are extremely excited for their work over in guam for those of you who don't know the world health organization right now is saying that there is a worrying spreading infection of ebola but i think it's okay because the best part about it is that you die fast yeah yeah yeah yeah that's so wonderful man i say smoke that shit yes like that ebola bro yeah throw in the ball dude no that's why we die yeah i miss zika dude and we don't miss i miss z where i want zika back where's my tiny head pieces of shit all right i mean it's kind of yeah it's all yeah we have a little bit of it so just so you again we'll be kind of covering a little bit of this was we were talking about because baby baby baby won't you let me take you on a true crime cruise right did we do it yeah yeah that's enough all right cool so this is our reminder go over crime wave at c.com slash left because that's where we're going to get tickets for our adventure on the cruise and none of this happens here so hanta virus is spreading by cruises right now right there's over 28 specific strains of hanta virus there's old ones there's new ones and we're looking at is a very specific strain that jumped from an animal to a man now for those of you looking out just know that you get a flu-like symptom for a while right then fluid rapidly fills the lungs the condition then eventually you die right you start to fucking you drown in your own spit right it eats up your fucking lungs in your in your heart right and that death ranges from 36 to 50 based upon infection like and how bad your infection is and how long you have it before you can get the they have a vaccine for it oh that's nice so you can get some of yours medicine for it but it's out there and it's and it's hard and it's kind of been dotting around the world as it's being being released by these cruises but guess who's doing it gene hackman's wife i wish she died too fast that's what she wanted to do she wanted to cause these problems but she died too and work hard enough and drink enough water all right everybody else is fine but i want we're gonna guess what we get to blame the dutch oh this is a dutch again it's a dutch fucking problem y'all so ocean wide expeditions that's the name of the cruising company that is spreading this around we don't royal caribbean never They wouldn't do that. We wouldn't be associated. So I want to remind you that Royal Caribbean has not had a single case of hantavirus, not a single case of Ebola virus. It is the cleanest virus-free boat you've ever been on in your life. So you're going to want to crimewaveatsea.com slash left because we still have like four or five cabins left. Yeah, carnival cruises, they're going to kill you. They'll kill your sister. They'll make you rape and kill your sister. That's what happens on carnival cruises. Not Royal Caribbean. Never in a thousand years. That's why they're called the Royal Caribbean because they treat you like a queen and queen and queen. You know, the color of royalty is purple, but they chose blue for some reason. It's also the color of a swollen sack of balls. Which is on Royal Caribbean. There's plenty of that. You'll believe me, especially if you're seeing me. All right, we got that. Another update. Do we have to worry about that, though? What? They're cleaning the hantavirus ship. They're shipping it back out. Just remember, they are cleaning the hantavirus ship and they're sending it back out. They're hosing it down. Yeah, they threw a bunch of Purell on it and everything's fine. But Mercedes, okay? Now I know everybody's really upset and really nervous and it sounds bad, right? It sounds bad. It's like a hantavirus. We have RFK Jr. in charge who sounds like rocks falling downhill. We can't do anything about that. The Ebola virus is spreading. But I think what's important to remember is once you're on the cruise and you have that drink, that package, all life goes away. It does. And it's a layaway adventure. You can pay a little bit at a time, right? And you're getting them freshly cleaned. That's right. That's when you want to get in on at a cruise is when they've already had a big health scare. Yeah, if you want to get sick from rat shit, you're going to have to bring it yourself. Yes. All right? So you're going to have to take it. If you want to get sick, you want hantavirus on Royal Caribbean? Pack up your rat shit. Put it in your luggage. Start popping them. Start popping them when you get on there. And then by the end of it, it's a hantavirus. And guess what? You get free cruises for life. That's right. Because you'll be haunting the cruise with your hantavirus. And how huge is that? You get to be permanently on cruise as your ghost. So that's big news. Definitely got to come check us out. Crime Wave at Sea. But I'm not even joking. It's the best vacation you're going to have outside of the ocean. The journey of death. Fly from your grave. So please come and join us in Crime Wave at Sea. But we have many other updates. Another update. So obviously this came out on Wednesday, the day after we had put out our episode last week. Yeah. Because why not? This is what we do here. We love when the episodes come out before the biggest news of the week. You know why? It's almost like we plan it that way. Oh, we do, actually. Eddie, take that back. We do. Because it does give me time to sit and reflect. So you don't have to just scream. It does kind of help. It does help. Because when I first saw this, obviously, when I first saw this news, I screamed. I literally yelled, I'm on vacation. That is literally, I was like, leave me alone. Leave me alone. But no. Looks like his skittering and skankering. A little skittering and skankering. All right? Seems to have worked for Alec Murdoch. Because it seems that he has gotten his trial appealed badly. Yeah. I've got my trials been appealed badly. So those who don't know, our high-pitched Eric fat boy, Alec Murdoch, he is a murderer. I don't fucking care. Yes. He has been, so far, his murder conviction has been overturned by a South Carolina court. Now, the reason. The only reason why it has is because of one bitch. One shitty bitch. I can't believe her. I can't believe. She pled guilty. Oh, yes. It is because of one person. Lock this bitch up. I cannot believe it. She fucked everything. Becky Hill. Becky Hill. That was the county clerk and the court that was working for the Murdoch trial. And what she did, which is what a thing I just had happen to me in. Florida. I mean, come with me on this and I'm going to explain how this all ties together. Okay. So I was on my plane to Florida. Okay. And I was saying, yes, I don't want to be here. Right. I'm unhappy. I'm not, not feel, not, don't want to do this. First day of vacation, you're going to go look at a rock that has your father's name on it. I'm just kind of, I'm just feeling sad. Yeah. Right. But I'm saying, I'm going to take this. I'm going to be cool. Right. I got upgraded to first class because I didn't want to pay for anything crazy. Right. On my way to my father's grave. But I got upgraded and I said, oh, that must be Valhalla. Valhalla looking out for me. Right. I sit in the front row. That's Delta looking out for you with your diamond status. Every time Henry goes to the airport, they get so happy. They do. That's the only time they're happy to see me. And so I go to stand up to go to the bathroom. The man next to me is an old man that is obviously a boss of many people, refuses to stand up for me to go to the bathroom. I say, hey, it's okay. He's like, you can get around me, is what he says. I say, listen, I just need you to, this is difficult. And he's like, you can get around me. So first time I do try to climb around him, it was very difficult. I climb back over him to go to the sit down, go back, sit down again. I get back up, go to the bathroom again. He refuses to stand up. So what do I do? I put my ass directly into his laptop and I knock it off the table. Hell yeah. Because he won't stand up. We're starting in a bit of a, then we get into a bit of a one-on-one where he's just like, why did you just do that? I said, because you wouldn't stand up. Did you knock his computer on the floor? Yeah. That's fighting shit, dude. Yes, it is. And then he said, I said. Because then I was saying, I'll let this flight land early. You said that to him? I was saying, I was like, I don't care what happens. So that was the first thing. We kind of settled it out, right? We settled it out. Then we get on the train. We get on the train. The guy goes and he puts the, we get on the train to go to the rental car. Guy goes into his carry-on waiting for the rental car. This is in Florida. Puts the MAGA hat on. Starts going, what are you guys going to do about it? What are you going to do about it? To a train of people, right? So that's the second. Third, I go to the shitty little hotel where I'm staying. So I don't have to be in my mother's, full on, under her breasts, right? So I go to the hotel. I go, hey, excuse me. Can I sign up for the, you know, it's like, oh, the old man there. He's like, oh, Hilton Honors. You got to sign up for it. I said, actually, I'm good. I'm kind of in a rush. I'm trying to get up from my mom's house. We're Bonvoy members, you piece of shit. Trying to make me be a trainer. I then said, he's like, do you understand what you get? When you do this, you're going to get all, you're going to get X, you're going to get Y, you're going to get all this. Well, maybe you should have signed up for it. And I said, honestly, thank you for letting me know. But seriously, I'm good. I just, I got to go get it from my mom's house. And he's like, you know, I can't really let you not sign. It's like, it's easy to do. It's easy to do. I was like, seriously, man. I'm like, no, I just don't. I'm good. I'm good. He's like, you know, it's almost instant. Like, I could go. And then finally, I'm like, you're obviously going to do whatever the hell it is you want. You're obviously going to do, right? You're obviously just going to. This is your fucking favorite thing in the fucking world. It's to hook people up with the Hilton honors. So I guess have your fucking thrill then. Right? So I yell at the man. All of this is to say, all of this is to say. This is connected to Alex Murdoch. Yes, this all comes back around. Okay, this comes back around. Two, there are Southern, old Southern fucks that believe that they know everything and they believe that they are correct about everything and that what they do is better and what they know is better simply because they haven't been shot in the head by their kids yet. Right? And so Becky Hill, what she did in her mother like way, because they're all these the same busy bodied morons who said to the jury that she said, when you listen to Alec Murdoch talk, you don't take a word of his. Seriously, you don't even look at him. All right. He's a liar. He's a liar. Right. And you didn't do because she wanted to sell a book when they were doing deliberations. She literally said, this shouldn't take us long. Yep. And that they, they, they, she pressured the jury. She then said she showed pictures of evidence to her friends and she did also because she wanted to write a book because obviously she knew better than everybody else. And then she overturned his fucking, like the millions of dollars that the state spent the millions of dollars, all and the hours and the time spent. And now this case is in the trash because guess where Alec Murdoch gets to go and do his appeal from, from jail, because guess what? They won't take off his financial crimes because guess what? The only thing that matters in the United States of America is if you steal money from the government. That's right. You can kill your whole family, your whole family. Well, not your whole family. Buster's still farting around bad ones. Yeah, you can kill the bad where you can kill, you can kill your dumpy. Wife and you can kill your shitty liability son and you can leave your just dumb enough son alive so that he can continue to do crimes for you from inside of jail. This man's, he's a career lawyer who comes from a family of fucking county commissioners. His is one of his lawyers was a Senator. You can't fuck around. You are. And it's like, you can't make one mistake in any place. So this is exactly what's going to happen. It's the same home spot. spun ego. That you see over and over and over again. If she just shut her mouth, she'd be gone. But now he's serving 40 years. But he gets to serve 40 years in a white-collar prison. And that's this whole thing. Because they took away the violent charge. Yes. He's still in prison. We know Alec Murdoch loves prison. That is not even an exaggeration. We know that he lives off of fucking Capri Sun and Honey Buns. Literally. So he's used to commissary food. He ran everybody. He's running the yard. People love him. He figured it out immediately. Oh, I'm sure he's selling cigarettes and all this shit. And then now he gets to spend the next two years preparing for this retrial. Going in and out. He gets to go to the library. He gets to go to court. He gets to get his hair cut. He gets to wear his nice clothes. He gets to have all the wonderful things that he gets to have during appeal. Because he's not a convicted murderer. Do you think that it is a little bit of punishment for him to sit there and lie about killing his family again? No. He loves doing that. That's the only thing he ever did before. He loves doing that. Him lying on the stand and him lying in general. I guess that is what he's done his whole life. It's his very lifeblood. It is his every passion is lying. Yeah. And stealing. That is the only thing he likes to do is lie, steal, drink Capri Suns and eat Oxycontins. Yeah. That's the only thing he likes. And without his Oxycontins. He likes oysters as well. Hey, who doesn't? And that's the most human part of him. Yeah. Because nothing I love better. Even people were saying about it. An oyster bake. I still haven't had one of those. But recently, we just had, when I was over in Raku in Vegas, I went and had this wonderful oyster with caviar on top of it. Really? And I ate that. That was really fucking good. That's good. But the only caviar he's going to get is the little pieces of shit that are inside the butthole of another man that he's forcing him to eat at night when he makes him toss his fucking salad. All right? That's the only thing, the only caviar that Alec Murdoch should get. Fucking piece of shit. Well, you know, but honestly, he'll struggle. He's going to, there's going to be an appeal. They're going to do a full-on retrial. It's going to waste everybody's time and money. And he's going to be found guilty again. Also, if he is just now, if it's acquitted all of a sudden, how come he's not screaming, let's go find the murderer? Because he's the murderer. Yeah. And because if he was, let's go find the murderer, he'd be like, where is that? Oh, I need to find, I gotta find out where he is. Oh my, oh my God, it's me. I was doing such a deep and dark, I was doing such a deep and dark flirt for very, very long time. Very thorough investigation. And next thing I know, as I follow the clues, I went down around here and I found, oh, is there an empty Capri Sun? Oh, that looks familiar. And over here, oh, an empty honey bun, empty honey bun case. Oh, that looks familiar too. Oh, it's my favorite gun. That's my least favorite wife. Oh my God. Double-tapper. Oh, better. Because she'll come back. She'll come back like Jason Voorhees. I have to make sure to fucking pep her with AK-47 bolts because she fucking, she's going to come back like Jason Voorhees. And my dumb son, my dumb son. I'm so glad I sent him to hell. Not only I sent him to hell, I got my good tall buster, got my tool good, I'm having a good time. I'm doing great diving nose. Honestly, I'm going to be Muslim very soon. He's going to be great Muslim. He would be because he would look so good in a bow tie. Oh my God. Him with the shaved head and the little hat. The little fez. Oh my God. He would go. That's how I'm going to like him. That would be amazing. Please go Islam. Oh, with the face tattoo. Let's remember all my fallen soldiers. Well, I feel like there's another thing we got to talk about. We've spent enough time on this piece of shit. He's still going to stay. He's still going to die in prison. Yeah. It just sucks that he's like not going to die in prison in a way we wanted to. Yeah. All right. So there was a big alien drop. Yes, there was. And none of it really makes sense to me. And I was hoping you can help me out. What is interesting is that on May 8th, the United States government, which is now, I guess, they're calling themselves the Department of War. When you're in six and under a year, it's easy to do. Can you call it war if all we do is lose? Like, I feel like on some level, like, I feel like we should just call it something else if all we do is burn trillions of dollars and lose. You can lose war. Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah, you could lose. It's still a war if you lose. Maybe it's just the Department of Losing Wars. So the Department of Losing Wars. They put out this new UAP dump. So where this seems to be is a feeble response to this, the idea of people want disclosure. And we saw what they did with the Jeffrey Epstein files. So with Jeffrey Epstein files, about half of the three million were loosely dumped onto the FOIA website in which you have to clumsily go through one by one by keyword each file. And we had actually then have web developers create shit. They made it more easy to navigate stuff like Epstein exposed dot com. Yeah. Gmail. We've you know, we've covered these. But with this dump, which they've been threatening, they've been talking about how they're going to do this big disclosure dump of all of these, this cache of files and videos. And what they did was release it on a website that, to be honest, I'm going to go as far as to say I'm going to call it condescending. Really? Because of the font, the web design. It's easily searchable. And what they've done is they've made it to look like it's the X-Files. They did it with the conspiracy theory font and the green and the black. And they did this stuff as if you are making fun of me for even being interested in this technology, because this is the only way this would be cool is if this was designed by a monster energy drink. And these guys really believe that we're like a 90s. It does. And we're being made to kind of I feel like I'm being talked to. Like an idiot by the government by in this way. But some of the stuff in it is interesting. There's a lot of documentation about about essentially backing up the Twinen memo, which was essentially back in the day. There was an originally apparently an Air Force intelligence report that they did in 1947 that said all of these guys made a think tank. And they basically said, we have looked into this flying disc situation and we believe it is real and we believe that the ships are real. And we believe that we are we need to do. And we know that other things that were released in this dump are interesting, too, where they talk about the train of information that kind of hints at a hidden found UFO. And it's in the right places. Right. It's at Wright Patterson. It's at these places where they specifically retrofit enemy military tech. But there's no like picture of like some general with his arm around an alien or anything like that. Nothing like that. So we what has been released is a lot of stuff that for many people has been known for a long time. A lot of it is and a lot of it, unfortunately, is not very much better than what I put out on my mandate, which makes everybody angry. But I want to do. I will show you. This is blips and bloops. And some of these blips and bloops are actually really compelling. This one. So some of it you feel like is good. I watched every video and the two I found were the one that we're looking at right now. This is the one I'll even describe to you. So this one is PR 38. That's the one that I found. It's one of the videos. And what you're seeing here is a disc like craft. It looks like a star. That is light bouncing off of it. That is what you'd call like a bouquet effect. That's like something that comes from the camera itself. So the disc is the middle is that line thing, right? Whatever that thing is giving off a light of some sort. Or it's like it's like an energy structure around it. Now, what you're looking at this in this video is extremely interesting. It has emissions. It's well, there's like there's a trail. So it has like it has like looks like it's gas powered. It does. Well, it's a vapor trail. And it's but Eddie, what you're not seeing is is the way that it is moving. Yeah, that is not how a plane moves. It's moving like a weird, weird drone. Now, this came from, I believe, if you look at the description, Rob, this was from the United Arab Emirates, the way this one was the Middle East. Yes. So all of this is stuff that they have sourced from military, essentially old school military reports that have been now vetted enough that these are now considered to be stripped of any important information that could compromise our missions over in the Middle East or in all these places. But they are like essentially. Saying these are the official sightings that the military said that they have had. OK. And also what's interesting, truly, is the pictures of them on the moon. And so there is a series of pictures of the I forgot which which there's a series of pictures of which Apollo mission. They're on the moon. They're taking like literal like photography pictures with a camera on their hands. And you could see this like they're circling things in the sky where they're seeing weird flashes. Like that was like one of the. Things that the astronauts and came out in this report. That was interesting was saying like they would be on the surface of the moon looking up and seeing like the world was just alive, like everything was a lot like things were like moving. The universe, the universe is like Apollo 12. It looks like. Yes. And so this stuff, that is really interesting. And I actually I like all of this. This is the stuff that I was like, this is it's compelling. I like the fact that they released the moon pictures because it shows that like we have been to the moon officially. at some point, and so you could see all these things out in the sky around the moon that's very interesting before we were doing that much space it was like there's not that much debris in space for it to be reflecting in that way back then back then so that's interesting this one apollo 17 caught a triangle yes it is very strange it's really cool like so those those pictures are really cool it's just who's doing it and why this is the problem so on one hand i am actually like this is fun i was like looking it through on the plane you know like i got there i watched all the videos i was like oh yeah this is fun and i and like it it does feel cool it does feel like we're getting somewhere with it but it's also my problem is that obviously this is done to distract from another it's every other level distracting because they have no else they have no idea how to do anything besides just distract they have no idea how to fix a single thing or to complete a thing or to do a thing they just know how to like throw stuff out at the the fucking uh shit storm because they're all media people how do you compare this dump to the epstein file dump oh my god this dump is so well organized and tracked and and and explained and there's all this context in there and there's all of these and the government's like really has that whole preamble about the truth and has all this stuff and you like look at it and that's the problem is that do you think it's just because the fbp sucks or is it because do you think that maybe this was constructed no this is years ago no no no you know this was done i'll my call again fully just my opinion he has been talking about doing this disclosure thing for about a month and a half now yeah this could be built in that time okay so i think that he came up with this idea that we're doing disclosure and then the uh absolutely talentless villains that run the fbp and the department of losing wars they came together with this idea of like and then we'll hit them with like conspiracy theory stuff and we'll we'll do it with the x files like logo and we'll do it with the thought and stuff so these guys can really see like how sci-fi it is because they think we're idiots obviously yeah no when i look at it and it's very but i am thankful but i do think it's more of the same we have seen these types of videos over and over again but these are all new videos it is but it is interesting that it's more of the same so that might give all the other videos more creep it does to me but i always had credence for the other ones it's really just what are they then and that's the main issue what we're seeing here now is the next level which is okay great what are they do you think this is everything they got no i think this is the this is very palatable and i think that this i think there's lots of blips and bloops yeah there's no there's lots of blips and bloops there's lots of crashed none of that none of that none well you know that would be assuming that one of them crashed or do they purposely crash themselves in order to gift us crafts if you believe in one version of the story or is there a story where it was the b team that got here and that's why they crashed or is it a story about that it was faked all to begin with or did we knock it out of the sky there's that story that we knocked it out of the sky there's also like this idea that why would they come just to crash how could they get here and just crash that's what i'm thinking if you're so advanced that you traveled through fucking galaxies to get here unless you're doing it on purpose yeah unless you're literally doing it on purpose we barely crash airplanes i mean we do we really try we really try we really go for it there was that one uh oh just recently the 215th yeah yeah yeah but that was during an air show oh yeah that always kind of happens during an air show what if to them it doesn't really matter no of course nothing matters like to them like dying doesn't matter yeah of course they're just their ships doesn't matter so like if we believe in any of the lore they are not here presently if they are actual biomechanical entities that are being essentially fueled by another intelligence somewhere else it would make a lot of sense for them to just be expendable corpses out here right i would love if one of them crashed and it had an american flag on it with like 200 stars no it's gonna be something like that i can't dude that's what we gotta do that's what the fake one we gotta do we gotta fuck people up man but otherwise like because again it's very interesting and i am and it is it it does remind you still that it's a mystery i feel like that's the key here it's still a mystery but look who's doing it and why are they doing it that's the main issue so epstein is still very much in play also watch this uh this is not even just do it just for the sake of it hit me with the update just for the sake of the song just i miss it it's an island adventure heck yeah it's jeffrey time it's good to do i just wanted to hear it one more time i missed it's been a week so i uh there was an article that came out in rolling stone that was talking about we love rolling stone don't we am i crying but this uh a this something came out with this story about jeffrey epstein seagate neighborhood okay and basically this lady that wrote this article was talking about her grandfather was a prolific molester now what i don't like about this is i i've seen this a couple times you know what it was do on all my true crime videos you know this rob you know they do like grandma finds grandfather's horrible secret yeah we already know we all know what the secret is it's all together now a treasure trove of sea sand now my question's a baby head in a freezer sometimes it is and that was the one that's when i'm relieved because you know what else i ask can we stop calling it a treasure trove yeah because it did they have to defeat a dragon to get it yeah did they have to go on a spark yeah yeah do they have to go on a magical quest are they pirates yeah yeah looking for booty no grass grass in the field shave the field that's what i say so what was i talking about jeffrey epstein grew up in the seagate neighborhood of brooklyn which was this kind of gated community very fancy for all the millionaires and all the people that had built all these sort of like what they called their seaside escape and i just can't believe there's a nice place near coney island it's it can't be that nice it really can't but it's for it's for the richy richy rich back in the day i don't know how it is now but i do know back in the day was for the richy rich and jeffrey epstein and this lady they lived on what was considered to be the poor side of it which was right up against the gate where they said they could look through the gate and they're almost cat like truly american shitification things you can look from the rich neighborhood onto the poor neighborhood you could feel bad for them okay right and then what they did was is that jeffrey epstein she said she knew him because their side of the the neighborhood because they were the lower income side of the fancy part that was where the stick ball came right it's all boys playing a stick ball you remember stick ball rob yeah we both played stick balls boys right playing some stick balls at north that's definitely a brooklyn affectation right yeah so they're on there they're playing stick ball uh and for those of you they don't know what stick ball is it's what newsies play so stick balls are just out there they're they're the zone did you ever play oh of course you're in new york i never played stickball yeah with the broomstick yeah yeah literally old-fashioned we used to do it that's cool yeah it was fun you know me but boogie down brocks and so this lady lived with her mother and grandfather and her grandfather used to do this thing where their house was over on the other side of this fence was considered where the home run marker was so they would hit the markers they would hit the stick balls over the fence and the grandfather would go over and collect all the fun little balls right he'd bring over and he'd resell them to the kids for half the money that they would buy them from at the store right and it was a good little scam you gotta go it was kind of cute if he wasn't sucking and fucking everybody right and it turns out that he was um sucking her mother right her mother was sleeping with him in bed which was a weird affectation that began when she was a daughter she slept with him in bed and then eventually her mother graduated her to her grandfather's bed so that she could be molested by her grandfather and then her grandfather probably molested the entire neighborhood now it seems that uh and it makes kind of sense then that jeffrey epstein could have possibly have been molested within this neighborhood apparently within the seagate neighborhood there was seven child molesters wow in this one area and it makes sense that he would have been molested if that's what made him go do it later on it would make sense that that's how he was taught to do it because normally molestation people hurt people normally it comes from somewhere it's very rarely a brand new thing yeah normally it is learned behavior normally you have someone did it to you or i guess you read about it in a how-to book it's one of those things where like people are i hate those dummies some of these dummies books are inappropriate grooming children for yeah grooming children for dummies is wow grooming children for mummies not all it's wrapped up to be the uh man but the thing is it's like you talk about this it's like i heard people hurt people it's never all that shit and it's definitely what happened to this guy here it's very possible it is quite quite quite quite quite quite quite possible who knows i mean there's no direct evidence it is definitely shot in the dark she kind of just says this out loud but it makes sense that it would be true but it's like she recognized him growing up with him and think about that like that's what she was saying she was like i thought of jeffrey epstein since i was like eight yeah and then all of a sudden i'm like jeff the new york city financier you know like the jim downey bit man if i would have just been like oh my god sammy nepper you did what you did what i haven't thought it was not yeah seriously oh my god anthony americi honestly anthony americi if any of those guys bobby babarelli where are you at oh yeah where's bobby yeah i changed one of the names on my person i didn't bobby babarelli where are you at bro i remember you were a sickly sickly boy you're doing good are you alive we'll find out joey we'll find out joey awful you still alive joey's awful he's feeling awful no i'd say i hope joey's still alive yeah love joey yeah all right fine james watzak where the fuck are you where are you where are you at you're fucking where's my old buddy yeah yeah john of the jacobs where are you at bro come on out we talked a couple times well you know that sounds nice well i'm glad you uh learned we're learning about new neighborhoods in brooklyn now we are and you know it's always good to know that there's a place so you can always move up and always move up in this world all right so let's do which one you want to cover these which one this one is is i love this story and we missed it and uh because we were you know we were working on everything but u.s special forces soldier who took part in the operation that captured venezuelan leader nicholas maduro was arrested thursday after allegedly betting on maduro's removal from office on the poly market so he can literally be how can he i guess be fired for insider trading fired he's going to prison wow yeah yeah no no so he bet thirty three thousand dollars on the poly market within hours that maduro would be captured and then they paid out over four hundred thousand dollars wow how does one even find the poly market i have no just type it in i try not to gamble normal but this is all like what is this i'm not gonna gamble normal but this is all like what is this turned into gambling gambling is too easy you can lose so much money just sitting on the fucking toilet these days you just sign up for it dude you know yeah i'm looking at this right now i think in order to do stuff like this you probably have to be the most broken bored person in the face of this this very earth lots of people do it there was the um the guardians pitcher the relief pitcher who just got kicked out of baseball because he was bet because now you could bet not only on the games or like or just but each pitch you could bet on and he would throw and he was a really good pitcher he was a relief pitcher and he would bet that uh he or he would help people bet that his first throw his first pitch was going to be a ball and so he had so every time he pitched it was a ball and so people they realized that because it just kept happening like why is everyone keep betting that this guy's first pitch is going to be a ball and then they realized he had made like a hundred thousand dollars and i was kicked out of baseball wow that's the smartest picture i've ever heard i mean not really he doesn't play he's got to go play in japan or some shit hey man that's fine with me i don't why are there so many rules around sports what do you mean so many rules there should be rules that's the whole thing of sports i feel like in that way it just makes them more competitive in a way you know i mean i feel like you talked about this like do you talk about this last week with cena or somebody the idea of like i wish everybody was on human growth hormone oh that yeah yeah yeah you're a fan of the elevator games buddy oh yeah i want every athlete to be on it i want every max it out i think every fun is hell which ones are strong yeah dude i want to find i want to fucking because what is the enhanced games the enhanced games is happening i believe this week or next week um in vegas where it is like a bunch of hgh athletes gymnastics with fucking double d fake tits well it's you it's like it's like wait not yet oh yeah run with a bbl he's not one of those like can you run with a 20 pound bbl that would be fucking amazing you know it's truly enhanced it's for like weight lifting and and track and field mostly and so these guys are all gonna die and if you oh for sure the mountain's a part of it well the mountain's a strong man the mountain you're allowed to do that yeah well the mountain there's you can do peds and stuff like that in a mountain yeah you could do certain steroids up to a point or not even like yes there's there are performance enhancing rampant in like bodybuilding but it's in body building arm wrestling the guy i just really the i have become well i don't know why i thought arm wrestling would be pure it is fucking are you mean two dudes ten fingers you never rob i'm sorry rob you've done you're not in arm wrestling you're not into devon lorat but no it's not devon lorat is my fucking dude man look him up please The fucking Canadian Wolverine, man. Devin Larratt just won his first, like he just came back from a championship for the first time like in years. He came back. He won this brutal fucking match. He shaved his head to look like an old man. Oh, this guy. I've seen this guy. No, he's great. Devin Larratt is fucking the coolest motherfucker in the world. He has destroyed his body. He does seem pretty cool. He has destroyed his body arm wrestling. Well, we don't know anything about him. No, he's fine. Is he fine? I follow him. He's like, he's a Canadian, like non kind of, like he doesn't talk about anything controversial. All he talks about, he is the number one Michael Jordan of arm wrestling. He is like the face of the sport right now. Okay, cool. And he learned, like he does stuff where he'll like learn your language and he'll talk shit at you in your language. He's one of the best shit talkers on the face of the planet. And he talks about cycling. Yeah, he like tries to look weak. No, he tries to look crazy. He's crazy looking. He shaves his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just. Yeah, and he talks shit and he does. But he just, he's, he's basically changed the entire sport, but he openly talked about PED use, cycling. You see all those fucking pimples? Yeah. See his fucking face, dude? So he's all jacked up. Oh, he's all PED'd out. Why not put this in the enhanced games? Because I feel like it's because. This should totally be a part of the enhanced games. I don't think they're man enough for it. Yeah? Yeah, I don't think they're man enough for arm wrestling. You know what? It's a one appended sport. Also. You know what I mean? That's a bar sport. I would love to go see this live, but it's just like, these guys are so huge. How do you see anything? Well, it's, you film, you look at it, you watch it. You'd better see it on TV. But there's people sitting behind him and stuff, you know? It's better to see it on TV. Yeah, yeah, no, this is a. This is a TV sport. It's definitely a TV sport. Yeah, so I'm just saying the, he talks about how he uses them and he cycles off. And the, so there are ways to use it that are not just like rampant steroid use. So you're for this. Yeah, it's sports. What do I give a fucking shit? But their, their whole thing is they're trying to. They're trying to break like a bunch of world records on steroids. Yeah, sure. But they're not going to count. No, but they are going to. They're just trying to be like, we did it. Yeah, why not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'll give the fucking shit. And they get huge bonuses. Well, it's because the whole thing's funded by Peter Thiel. Well, yeah, of course. They're all going to die. Anybody that you can't look up to it, like it's one of those things. People are though. That's stupid. That's dumb. Yeah. You don't look up to that. You just mostly go like, it's like a circus. For me, I view that as sort of like entertainment. And this is what these people, I love people who destroy their body to entertain me. I do. I love it. I love freak show people. I love the really intense performance artists. Ralphie May. Love Ralphie May when he did to himself for us. That was for us. He got himself that weird and that big to entertain us. And that's why like, why do you think I do this? Why do you think I'm building this body? Yeah. It's for you. It's for the audience. Yeah. He hasn't looked like this forever. No, no. I don't look like this for me. When I met Henry, he was thin as a rail. Yep. I put weight on to be a comedian. Honestly, that is true for Holden. Well, that just kind of happened accidentally. Yeah. There's another story I want to talk about, which is breaking. So we're going to learn a lot about this in the coming week. But it rings true or rings similar to the ghost adventures. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Also, I went to Zach Bagans Museum in Vegas. How was it? It was. It was fun. It's way too long. Yeah. So this is the thing. I was late for another. This happened again. Two hours, 35 minutes into the tour. I had to go, how much longer is this? They're like, it's at least another hour. It's like, what the fuck? You can't just walk around it like a normal museum. No, it's a tour thing. It's really great. It's truly one of the best haunted attractions I've ever seen. But they constantly show all this footage of people passing out in there. And they're like. These are the ghosts affecting people. Are they playing the knockout game? It's like, I guess. But I was like, I actually think the reason why they're passing out is because all of this fucking haze and everybody's on edibles. Yeah, you got to put a cafe in the middle. It's going to be that long. Yes, that's the thing. It's like they're passing out because it's fucking 20 and a half hours long and it's hot in here. Yeah. That's why I don't think it's the ghosts. But otherwise, it was fascinating. And I met the doll that cursed the guy from Ghost Adventures. Peggy? Yep. No. Not Peggy. Noma. The other. Yeah. Numa. Noma. Yeah. Numa. Noma. Noma. Numa. So she. Oh, because he was on. He was looking for her. Yes. When he found out that his wife was trying to kill him. No, it was because he looked at the doll once. Oh, and that would turn his wife crazy? It made his wife hire a hitman. According to Zach Bagans in his video intro, before you go in, he says he specifically, he's like, this is a doll I will never look at again. And then he's just like, he's like, oh, I saw this doll. I had this thing in here. Me and Carrot Top had like a weird experience. And then he's like, and it led to the horrendous planning of one of my co-host's wife to hire a hitman to murder him. Oh, my God. He's cashing in on it where he doesn't even have to. It's like, have you asked him? They have to, honestly. I bet you that they must, they must have. I mean, they released it as part of the TV show. Yes. When it happened, you know, he was just like, this is great. Yes. Fuck yes. What just happened? Fuck yes. Fuck yes. That doll's haunted. That doll, it's haunted. So Gabby Gonzalez, she's an influencer. She's accused in a murder to hire plot to kill her boyfriend singer, Jack Avery. All right. Jack Avery was a part of the boy group. Why don't we? Sorry. That's the worst name for a group I've, I've ever heard. It's called Why Don't We is the name of a band. This is sliding into unk territory. Their number one song, Eight Letters, has almost 700 million listens. Is it Eight Letters is the name of it? Yeah. It's two four-letter words. What does it sound like? What are they called? It sounds like the four of it. Why Don't We is the name of the boy band. I don't even know if they're still together or not. You guys are just. But that's like getting lost on the wrong thing. So Gabby Gonzalez, she was picked up from. From the airport in Humboldt. Sweet, sweet Humboldt. Oh, nothing bad ever happens out there. Yeah, she was picked up. Not where Murder Mountain was filmed. And so basically she wanted, she was alleged conspiracy to kill the father of her daughter, boy band singer, Jack Avery. All right. Can we hear a little snippet? Shut that the fuck off. Shut it the fuck off. Can I kill him? Can I be the hit man? Listen, I volunteer. I volunteer to be the hit man. I'll be a hundred dollars. I'll do it myself. Okay. We'll invite him over. I'll poison him. Okay. I promise you he'll be dead. Take a chance. Take a chance. Let's go. I got real big. Check it off. Shut it off. Let me do it. I'll kill the whole band. Can I say something? I'll do it for free. Where are they? Where do they live? They are at least some of them playing instruments. How do you know? As far as boy bands go. How do you know? The Jonas Brothers kind of brought that out. Yeah, yeah. They're kind of playing. You don't know if that shit's plugged in or not? It doesn't look plugged in. No. I mean, he's got the little earpiece. I think I have an earpiece. I mean, I think that, you know, the music sucks. He could be playing bad music, Henry. Wow. Her father was also arrested, Francisco Gonzalez, booked with the- For stopping it? For stopping it? Is the judge going to issue an execution order for the children? He was arrested in Florida. And he's being extradited to L.A. Their seven-year-old daughter, Lavender, was- They're in a custody battle for their daughter, Lavender. That kid's going to be fine. Yeah, the kid- That kid's going to be fine. Don't worry about that kid. Don't worry about that. It's like a bunch of young bloods. Yeah. It's just like a fucking evil army of young bloods. Well, I think that this guy, he doesn't seem like a horrible person. And yet, I'm just learning his name today. But the guy who they were trying to kill, he's just a bad musician. You know, I don't think that he's really done anything wrong so far. He hasn't been a bad dad. Yeah, of course, Eddie. But yes, so Gabby was arrested last week in Humboldt. And we're going to see where this is going to take us. But we have a similar- So he's still alive. He's still alive. So he can still make music. Yeah, it's probably going to be great for him. Francisco masterminded a plan that dates back to 2021. He won to track and photograph Jack in Hawaii where he lives. Why didn't you just destroy his masters? That's what you should have done. Honestly, pay for your bail. I'll pay for your bail, lady. Yeah. I'll pay for your bail if you destroy all his masters. I don't think she can do much of anything. She is local, so you can go visit her. I'll pay your bail. You can get out Smash's guitars. Make sure you can never get to music ever again, and I'll pay for your life. So she was working on getting custody of Lavender, and the plan was to get footage of him smoking and drinking so it could hurt in the custody dispute. But when it comes down to it, she did it bad. Never bring your dad in on a hitman thing either. Do dads do anything right? No. That's why your mom stops asking him to do stuff. Okay? So don't ask your dad to hook up a hitman for you unless your father's a hitman. And if your father's a hitman, awesome. So there was a guy named Dustin Braca. He is the alleged hitman. And the cops say that her and her friend Kai Corddry tried to get Braca to, or Braca, or I'm sorry, Brar-ca, Barca, Dustin Barca. Barca, Barca, Barca, Barca, Barca, Barca, Barca. That's how she put it to film. Oh yeah, Barca, Barca, Barca. Yeah, yeah. And then she, her and her father had electronically paid $10,000 to Kai for web development payments. And this was apparently to kill, you gotta, you can't skim out on Murder for Hire. Seriously, guys. $10,000 is not enough. It's not enough. I have been saying this for years. Is it really, like, this is like, 25G. At minimum. 25G. I say 100. If you want, really want to like, To kill this guy? This fucking guy? I feel like that's a lot. I think it's a tall order. I think you can get 18 grand. A federal agent poses a hitman, got on a phone call with Francisco. And he's like, he's like, you know what, I don't know, I don't know why I'm doing this. I don't know why I'm doing this. Here's what I'm saying is, We were younger and consuming hip hop. Hip hop was a new art form. It was like 10 years old. It was like 15 years old. All right. So like we were like when Snoop Dogg's album came out. Sure. It was like he was like older than us, but he was only like four years older than us. Yeah, he really wasn't that much older. He's really not that much older than us. But then when it comes to like now you got like 12 year olds listening to Drake, who's in his 40s. And so they're not really like listening to their peers as much as they're listening to older people who they shouldn't be listening to. But the way they're listening to them is through social media. The way they're listening to them is through just a different way than we discovered music. And they are just not this. It's just not the same. It's like they've discovered a whole new and it's filtered. These are like everything's filtered. Everything is already by the time it's arrived. You it's already been packaged. It's already been kind of put. Put together in a whole aesthetic. And instead of you kind of developing your own by searching. But I do think that what we're going to see is the revamp as well. The kickback as well. I think right now we're just in a period of time where art is bad and art goes up and down. There is good stuff. It's just not getting shipped out to the mainstream. No, things go up and down. And honestly, we should be thankful for these times when we can maybe get to like something that's a little bit more obscure. And it can be yours for a little while before it goes mainstream. Like this is a really a wonderful time for independent art in that way is that there's a lot of people out there championing things that make you loyal. Like there's just something about there is stuff out there. I do like a lot of younger artists and I'm not going to mention them because I feel like they'll immediately become lame if I say I like them. Well, that's the best part. It's like I love Wet Leg. I like Wet Leg, Viagra Boys, Amel and the Sniffers. Dochi. I love that. Love that Doichi. That Doichi. Somebody. I don't know who put it. I don't know who put her together. She's from your town. Yeah, I don't know who put that Doichi together or ever did it right. Oh, you know, that's how I like it. I watch you. I was like, oh, it's a heck of a lady. I've seen all. Yaya Bay. People should listen to Yaya Bay. Sure. Yes, we're in there. We know, we know. Enough, enough. But yeah, it's I think it's just the way that they get their fucking information because they hear it on TikTok. And then it's just like then. It's like four seconds of a song. You don't even know the whole fucking song, much less the body of work from the artist. And so it's a it's a it's a shitty way of consuming. Yeah. And you can't even say like the word sex on social media. You can't say certain words. So, yes, the music that you're also going to get is going to be already filtered to an extreme amount because it's on social media to begin with and which they are treating you somewhere between a four year old. You're somehow somehow on social media. You're both a four year old. That's also a sex worker. And I have no idea how that is. It is a way they kind of treat us like both. And I don't know what you want from us. Yeah. Because TikTok, we all know, is like it's just filled with young people. Like right now, we lost a TikToker this morning. Oh, we're patriotic. Patriotic Kenny. He died at the tender age of 84. It's this DMZ star. Patriotic Kenny. It's just a fucking man with an oxygen tank on. What did he do? What was his bit? I never heard of him. Who is patriotic Kenny? I just can't believe that. To the top of DMZ. Dead at 84. TikTok star. Is he not on our list? No, man. Our list is holding strong. Rudy's looking better than ever. Shatner fell off a horse, but he bounced back on. Bill Cosby's going back on tour. Close call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These guys are all getting back up, but patriotic Kenny died. We lost him. We lost patriotic. Do you think it was like a bullet from the Korean war that finally worked its way to his heart? It's like one of those like. Well, he was doing the TikTok challenge, Swallow a Mortar. Oh, the hardest part. Oh, yeah, yeah. Got to do that anally. So what is he, is he, what kind of, is he a bad guy or no? Who knows? He's patriotic Kenny. Who cares? I can't tell. He probably did bad things. He probably did bad things at some point. As soon as I hear the word patriotic, it makes me suspicious. It really does. It really, I used to love being it, but you know, what are you going to do? But, oh, but yeah, so these young TikTokers are dropping like flies. Got to be careful. Fentanyl. They got him Fentanyl. It's because they put Fentanyl in his Metamucil, and that's what took him fucking down. All right. You know what? Bye patriotic Kenny. Thanks for making a little bit more room in Florida. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, well this has been fun. This really has been fun. I mean, we kind of went through the other letters. There's other things I wanted to talk about, but you know, there's the billionaire's son who pushed him off a cliff supposedly. It just fucking got so funny. So fucking funny. Like, you know, it's also just shows too. Like I just, just so happy we don't have kids. Yeah. Just so happy we don't have kids. That's all they want to do is kill you. That's all they want to do. It's all they plan. It's all they plan to do. It's like, if you have a billion dollars and a child, make sure they do their homework or they're going to push you off a mountain while you guys are hiking. As they just sit there going like, daddy, just give me anything, daddy, just give me to push daddy off the cliff, push daddy off the cliff and we'll walk in it. And that's all they think about. You've given him everything, but you know, you've given him everything. The times are a changing, you know, honestly. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know. Wear your seatbelts. I don't know if he was or not, but just wear it anyway. Aqua broke up. Aqua? That did the song Barbie Girl. The color? Oh. They broke up. Yeah. Oh. So in sadder news. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aqua broke up. Oh, okay. From the Barbie, the Barbie song. Maybe he was supposed to play trombone on their new album, and they're like, we can't do it now. Now we'll have to stop. Fine. We'll have to put down this yoke. We'll have to stop this burden of being Aqua. No matter what the people need, we just save ourselves, Aqua. Hell, Satan, goodbye. Hell, Ryan Porter.