There's no place to escape to this is the last talk on the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories? Yes. Oh, yeah! My father and I'm happy to lose. Got a sicker on my juice. And I'm sitting on this goose. It ain't my fault. Is that how you make fog raw? I mean, in the old days, you just get on a goose and you sit on them until you get delicious. No, you're not supposed to now. Now it's like the problems that you're supposed to feed a goose. So many delicious, like fatty things. And now it's like they took that away from the goose. Yeah, but that was basically, it was my 500 pound life as a goose. It's torturing the goose. That's like if they ate the person at the end of my 500 pound life. Or just ate their liver. Dude. Just ate their. You know, it's a tasty liver. That is a really fun idea. My 500 pound liver? I would love to see the fat content of a 600 pound person. Like, I actually wonder, Eddie, I've never. I've never thought about the side stories LPLG melded. I can't remember a 600 pound person being turned into fog raw. Probably. I wouldn't try and eat any other part of them but the liver. The liver is also considered to be the most nutritious part of any animal you could eat. Well, that's why orcas are so. Is the by one gripe of the orcas? Is that when they kill a great white shark, they only eat the liver and then dispose of the rest of the body. It's very wasteful. But if the orcas were indigenous people, they'd be wasteful. You know what? Well, because they're orcas, we forgive it. And that's to me, one of the glaring double standards we deal with as a country. And I feel. And that's why I'm actually really proud to be a part of a new society or a new group where we're. Our goal is to just kind of randomly kill whales. And just call. Were the whale colors? How Japanese. Super Japanese. That's why I wasn't bringing my giant camera with me everywhere. And I got to take a million pictures of it and show no one and put it on Facebook. I filmed everything with my iPad. Oh, you're so into it. I'm so Japanese. It's pretty great. Welcome to Side Stories. Oh, yeah. My name is Henry Sibraski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. That's right. That's me. Now, we talked about switching sides, but then we didn't do it. We did it for the other show. Oh, it's for the movie stories. Well, I wanted it to be available on Sirius and Patriots. It's available on Patreon. So if you already joined the Patreon, just go watch it over there. It's already on there. It's great. And so we, yes, I switched it for that because I was watching a video with Tom Hanks that was really describing the concept of how people legitimately have good sides and bad sides. I am facing my bad sides. Same. Close to the camera. I know I am. Same. This is my bad side. I got this weird skin tag over here. And I got a gap in my teeth over here. This is my bad side. But the reason why we know this. This is. Triple G. Triple G. That's your need. What do you mean? Big, big natural titty. Oh, a natural titty? Yeah. In my mouth. That's what you mean? I need teeth. Oh, whatever it is. Then you're calling the wrong fucking guy, man. I'm just always sad. That's cute. Who would be busy? You know who is never going to have a problem sucking out a titty? Who? Wonderful. Tom Holland. You're a new thing. Tom Holland's getting dead. I'm not even starting with this. You brought this up earlier. Okay, so this is. I think he's fine. I brought this up earlier, right? So Zendaya and Tom Holland got secretly married, right? But now do we know this thing? Oh, they did. Yeah, so. I don't know that's why you were talking about it. She has been. How do you sort of get secretly married? They tell like. Have they. Have they kind of like. Do you think he's doing it for a green card? I think he's doing it to keep Zendaya. Right. I think he's trying to hold on to Zendaya. And I think Zendaya is just. Like, I think it's fine right now. I think for a while she's been with Spider-Man and she's like being with Spider-Man. But the reason why I wanted to talk about this is because I think it's finally. Finally time for Eddie and I to broach the topic of Polymarket. So you see, Eddie is not into gambling. You're ruined his family. A lot of things are ruined my family, but I said gambling was top two. That was top two, right? For me. I don't know. I'm not a gambler either. I don't like it. And this is not a paid advertisement for Polymarket because we'd be on a different channel. We'd be making more money. But I thought it was like this is a good thing to maybe even use it for in case you want money on. This is my insider tip to those. Whoa! What happened? My chair collapse. Oh, it did. Wow. Hold on. Is this how short you're supposed to be? No! No wonder you wanted to change sides. No! I'm a chair collapse. I don't know, man. Do we have a hair now? No, no, no. Do you want to do a chair? No, I haven't had it. You look so little. I'm so small. I'm stuck on this chair. I had a chair fell down. What do you do now? Do you adjust the camera? No, it's important for me to do this from this place, okay? Because I'm punching. Are you happy? I went down to it. No, I'm not Trump. No, I'm not Trump. No, I'm not Trump. I'm not clapping. So I. So I figured this is an insider tip. For people out here. Because no one likes insider trading. Do we always look at the world? But yeah, yeah. I don't hate it. Yeah, make you angry, right? Yeah, you're ready to fuck into attack. But my insider tip is that if you want to go and put a bet on a polymarket. All right, you want to make money. I would say you're going to go and you're going to bet. And Zendai is going to leave Tom Holland within the next year. I mean this. You're going to set this up. You're going to put $10,000 on it. All right. You're going to make so much money. Because you know why I know that? And you know how I know that? Tom Holland's hairline. I look at it. He's becoming British. The second. The second he becomes British. She's gone. We got. On the second he turns into the British man. He's going to be. We all saw what happened to cute Prince Andrew. I mean. We saw what happened. Pulls him in. Oh, he's got heavy cosmetic surgery done. He looks horrible. He's had. Jude Law looks pretty bad. Jude Law has had his whole scalp reconstructed like three times. Yeah. So dude, this is happening. This is what I'm just saying. This is my call out to you. Oh, is this going to happen to Marcus? Yes. Wow. He's going to get British. No, well, he's not full. He's still American. Yeah. So he's still naturally handsome. So the thing is once your family's been here for multiple generations, you stay handsome. You're staking it. That's what if you stay over there. Oh. It's the not full. It's no fluoride. You're cute. You're cute. No, you don't have fluoride anymore. The thing about British guys is that they're cute. They're cute. They're cute. Then they turn British. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it's. Oh, hello, miss it. Oh, just. I simply can't find my wrinkled cream for my. My shittings. He is going to literally receive sock guarders in the mail. Like a British man can't even keep his socks up. Really? I'm saying here, Tom Holland is going to get to that point. His legs are going to come really skinny. They're very thin now. Yeah. Oh, he's going to get skinnier and stranger. And that's my. That's my bet. See, I think Tom Holland's going to stay a cute little boy. I don't think he is. I think he's already. He's. Tom Holland's one. Like 33, 34. And he's adorable. He's going to. You can put him in your pocket. He's going to go British any day of the week. I don't think so. I think any day now he's going to. This is why they got married. It's going to be very hard for. It's only 30. He's only 30, okay. No, he's going to be British very, very soon. And then she's going to. He's not a full decade before he turns British. Guess what she gets now. Half. Half? Spider-Man. She gets half Spider-Man. Well, he gets half a dude. No, he gets jack shit. He gets nothing. What are you talking about? She's going to strip him of his life. She's going to take half the stuff. And then he's going to end up dating like Casey Anthony. See, I think. I think Zendaya is too classy to do any of this stuff. I think she's. I think she's on the level. I think that's really. Zendaya seems. So you're betting on. You're betting that they'll say together? I'm betting on them. Well, here's the deal. If you bet on the polymarket, if they stay together, then when do you win? When one of them dies. That makes. I'm not going to live that long. These people are going to outlive me by 30, 40 years. Something bad could happen to them. Does Zendaya. There's a bubble around her. There's numbers following the two of these. Oh, that's where they go. I am still saddened by the loss of Oliver Tree. All it's going to take is one fucking. A helicopter ride. And she's out. I don't know. They seem too responsible. I know that they would probably. I imagine that they would throw out other people to save Zendaya. I imagine that Zendaya will be saved at all costs. The only way I could see this happening is if Tom Holland foregoes his own life to save hers. I could see him dying like Spider-Man for her life. Well, that's the only way. I mean, that's the only way she's married. I think she's the only. He's like one of the only good brits. She's only marrying him so that he will die earlier than her. You think that? Yeah. I mean, he's definitely going to die earlier than her. But that's all men. She's going to live forever. Yeah. Zendaya is, you know, she's like. She's incredible. She's going to live. Yeah, no, she's a Redwood. No, she's a Chihuahua. In my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's going to go 125 years old. But she's tall though, right? Yeah, sure. I don't know. She just looks tall. He's probably short. He's super tiny. He's tiny. That's why she looks tall. Yep. They're both tiny. They're super small. I think they're going to be happy forever. I hope so. You know what? I just want to make money. I want our people to make money. So I put it like a. I want. This is about the audience, Eddie. This is not about me. This is about the audience and giving them a good tip to go out and do. All the guys talk about the audience.
an extra 10 grand to lay down on weather's and diet and Tom Holland. Sell your stuff. Sell your thing. I see, but there's other cash in your 401K. Put it on this. You know, it's interesting. I'm looking, so I searched. This doesn't exist in the polymarket right now. You would have to invent this in order for it to exist. I searched. There are 103 results for Tom Hyle and Zadaya divorce. Um, and the top one that comes out that, uh, uh, uh, makes me interested is Margot Robbie divorce by June 30th at one percent. Wow. Interesting. Yeah. There's all. I could see that. Yeah. You know, I could see that. There's all kinds of these in here. But the more interesting thing on the polymarket that I saw is, um, just like you could bet on who's going to be the president. Oh, you're going to be bragging. You can bet. No, we have, um, uh, this is insane to me. We're off the rails right now, Eddie. Yeah. We're off the rails into a bunch of new things right now, Eddie, and that's why I was trying to give them more innocent bet. You know, I, Ghana is only a five percent on the polymarket against England and the world cup today. But do you think that it would change if you could wear your Ghana jersey? So I bought, I bought a Ghana jersey and I don't know if I'm allowed to wear it or not. It's one of those drunken. I thought I was being cool and bought a, so I don't care about soccer football, uh, World Cup. I hate FIFA and I love Africa and I love, uh, I love the music more than anything else. We do. And that is true of all of the people that you would say. I mean, obviously, Eddie again, he did the MC, the parliament, Funkadelic, you know, that's the closest they ever got to me and a black person. But also Eddie lives the most African, like you listen to an extreme amount of African music. It's, it's what it's my favorite music right now. I can't get enough of it. I'm obsessed with Ebo Taylor. You know what I've been obsessed with? What? Vietnamese funk. It's really good. Yeah. I got a Cambodian record. I'll have to share with you. You're going to love it. You're going to go crazy. It's the ones where they go, it's a little funk here than that. Um, but see, so I'm a real. So I've been obsessed with, uh, Ebo Taylor who died last year. RIP, Ebo is 90 something. I got to see him. But jazz is dead, which is my favorite, like jazz company out here on the blue note. Um, they, uh, they put out this Ghana soccer jersey, but it has Ebo's name on the back. Oh, cool. I think it's very cool. So I bought it. And then I put it on. I'm like, I'm going to beat up. You know, you could be South African, but not Ghana, South Africa, but they don't like them there. They don't like the, they don't like the Afrikaans in Africa. Well, let's send this to side story. I think so. Can I wear? I spent too much money on this jersey. Am I allowed to wear it? Can I, or do I have to donate it? Do I have to find someone from Ghana and give them a coolest gift ever? See, I, I honestly, I think that he can't celebrate it. But I think this is well, very similar to our lines about whether or not I'm allowed to dress up Wendy and Karmie as a incredible icons of black history for black history. I'm on the fore a photo shoot. I got, I feel like it's in the same way or a lot of people felt that actually was quite a beautiful celebration. I think it's nice. I think you should do that next year. And I'll, uh, I'll help you. But all right. So Google AI says, uh, anyone regardless of racer background can wear it on a soccer jersey in public. That's because they, I kind of racers, except it is casual streetwear or a symbol of appreciation for a sport and the country. I, I, I, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I also wore the shiki for two years. Yes. But that, you look great. Yes. I wish you could still wear it. But we know you shouldn't. I feel that it's starting to come back. I feel like the soccer jersey is the shiki gateway. It's starting to be. Yes. It's my problem right now is that I'm about a 48 inch chest. I am getting to the point where I'm going to have to start wearing the shikis again. Yeah. Big hits. Yeah. You think it's good. I think you look good though. So fuck England. I'm going for Ghana. Wow. This all came full circle because Tom Holland. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. We're really good. Yeah. We're really good at podcasts. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck your UK. I'll go and Ghana. By the time this comes out, you guys would have crushed them. I'm sure. But we also, but again, it's a safe bet. So I would say go and make that bet. It's not a safe bet. It's only 5%. It won't make that bet. I mean, on Tom Holland and Zendaya. Oh, that's a good bet. That's a good bet. All right. Here we go. I don't like the polymarket guy. No, no, we don't really like the polymarket. We just thought it would be funny to use money and cynically to decide whether or not love us enough. Yeah. And use that on polymarket. That would be really fun. All right. You convinced me. I'm Ghana where the Jersey. Now I can't wait. I was going to say, if it's for a joke, then I think you're allowed to. No, it's not a joke. I legitimately. No, we don't care about a good joke. I get a good joke along with it. You're allowed to. But also, yeah. But why is it feel weirder for you to wear Japanese one, right? Well, because I'm giving fuck about them. I'm just from saying it. I'm just saying. Like for me, if you were to, I think it's because of my past. Yeah. I like if I were to wear a Japanese one, people like, oh, we're oh, I know what he's doing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, I don't have like a Ghana Larson character in my past. And that's why we're introducing it now. Hi. If we good, I'd love to hear a little bit from Ghana Larson. Hi. How you doing? I'm just a regular guy. I moved here. That's so smart. Smart comedy. That was very good. All right, here we go. Let's get into some true crime, Eddie. All right. Yeah. And so I made you watch this documentary on Netflix. Man, I was not, I did not want to watch it. And boy, oh boy was I fucking eating it up. It was. It is upsetting. Natalie doesn't like it when I'm watching one of these. And I'm like, oh, this is good. She's just like, everyone's dead though. Yeah, I know. But I like it. So we watch on Netflix. We watch this new documentary called maternal instinct, which is based off a story that came out in 2022. Did you all come in 2020? It happened. That's what it happened. But then I believe it got all the coverage in like 2022. And did you cover it on side stories? Sorta. Like I think that at time, we thought it was too dark. Now for side stories. Yeah. But now I don't care anymore. Yeah. So this is a, this is a story that is, I mean, it's wild because it involves one of my truly like a topic that I'm fascinated with inside of true crime and weirdo thought, which is malingering and fake like pathological lion. Yeah. And malingering specifically is people that pretend to be sick in order to get some kind of clout like weird clout. I never understood it. It's very interesting because sometimes they'll do it for nothing at all. Like there's a story of an Australian woman that faked having cancer. And it got so fucking huge like that. There's another story about this woman who faked that her husband died in 9/11. And then she worked her way into this 9/11 victims group. It was like victims advocacy group. And then legitimately then worked her way through all these weird political machinations within it and like ousted the former leader and did all this shit. Meanwhile, like everything was a lie. Yeah. And there's something about pathological liars. I find fascinating. Yeah. It's hard. It is. It's, I know, it's so, it to me to lie that much is just so stressful. It's harder. And then we've also known, I mean, you know, I don't think I'm talking to out of school here. I've known several pathological liars. It's just that everyone's life. But I also I've known, reformed pathological liars. I think they're really interesting to that's just as interesting to me to hearing them talk about why they did what they did. You know, and largely it's to to get along with the Joneses. Yeah. Sometimes it's just because you want attention. And largely it is, it's literally like, a lot of them have to get on medication, talk therapy in order to really talk about why they do what they do, which largely comes from a sense of, I'm not enough. I feel like you're allowed to lie until you're 80. I think that this is, there's, we all have those, right? Everybody had the, when I was young, I lied. Everybody did. Every, every child lies. And like, you know, like, childlike lies. Like the thing with they do that we know when you come in, the one kids lying about going to Europe for the summer or that their dad invented Velcro. I'm an acute girl on a cruise once. Of course, that I, which was a girl that I saw that I thought was pretty. And then you get over it. But some people don't get over it. And I do think that it's the, sometimes what happens is that your pathological lying will then not even be your issue. It's actually something else because you'll do extreme things to try to make your lie be real. And that to me is like even more interesting than just lying. It's trying to make it so much harder. Yes. It's just trying to make it real. But so this story is about Taylor Parker and the new documentary maternal instinct. It is a new story. So the new, it is out there. Yeah. But if you want to see the doc, some spoilers ahead. There are, yeah, there's spoilers. But the story has been out there. But and there's, there's more to it. So it's a great doc. It is Taylor Parker is 26, was 27 years old, um, this in 2020 when she was 27. And then she seemed like she kind of live in two lives, one in which he was a single mom that had two kids that she just sort of like didn't pay attention to. Yeah. They're just to kind of existed. No one ever saw that. And this, this one came around and the other one wouldn't. And Taylor seemed to be the type of person that would go through like a friend group pretty easily. And then she met this other and this new guy and and you kind of thought like, Oh, you know, like whatever. And then the story is, is like, oh, she gets pregnant with this guy and then, oh, she's going to be saved by him. But that's not the story.
most naive man in history. - Well, I would say, you say naive, I say, checked the fuck out. - Yeah, which is both, I guess. - I think that guy was, that guy was just like, I don't even know what's happening here. So this isn't, this is out of new Boston, Texas. This is the middle of fucking nowhere. Taylor Parker, the crime she would go on to commit is that she would fake being pregnant up until 10 months in her pregnancy. And then she would, in a moment of pure manic delusion, stab and mutilate her, quote unquote, best friend who was pregnant with the baby, cut the baby out of her using 94 different fucking varied cuts after watching C-section videos on YouTube. And then tried to fake the baby as her own and the baby and her best friend Reagan died in the process. She is now in jail and she has got the fucking death penalty. - In Texas. - The old, the sixth woman to ever receive the death penalty sentence and she is still there. They are trying to figure out something about our mental state bubble bubble. But this, the story is like, that's all I heard originally was just that this woman had fake being pregnant and she cut the baby out of somebody else. And then I saw the body cam footage of her that, of what you can see in the documentary, but it was all over the internet where she, she's all shaky and crying and covered in blood and she's close to the stuff. - She's really not covered in that much blood. - No. - She must have changed and washed herself. - She did, she did, we know that she did. - Okay. - And so she was, she had blood on her, she was saying, "Oh my God, I gave birth to my car." And this, the cop is like, "Oh my God, they get the baby in and the second they're all at the hospital." - Everybody knows that there's something fucking wrong. - Yeah. - But isn't she like wearing jeans? - Yes. - She's like, as the most basic level, you don't give, you don't put your jeans back on. - I'm not actually a gift birth on the side of the road. - God knows what this, I mean, obviously, she wasn't on the right mind, Eddie. And so they went and they talk about, they talk with her about this and she's just all like, "Oh, do you mean I didn't have a baby?" And that doctor. That doctor's my favorite character and the whole thing. - When he comes and he's like, "Hey, no way, baby, came out of there." (laughing) Like your first thing, you first, no, no baby. Let me go check 'cause he's a baby coming in. Let me look. - Well, because. Yeah, no baby enough. It's just like a mechanic. - It is one of those things where it's like, you know, she let it go. All the, the lie go all the way to having her fucking pussy checked. - Yeah. - Like, she let this lie go all, I mean, she had to have known that when the doctor looks under that dress, they're gonna be like, "Okay." - So let's take it all the way back. - Yeah. - So it starts with Taylor Parker. It starts in high school. It starts with her. She's a little bit of a chubby girl, self-conscious. Her friends said that the thing that she would do though, very casually is that she would say, "Give me a naked picture of you from your chin down. I'm talking to a guy." They're like, "What the fuck you talking about, Taylor?" You know, she'd be like, "Oh my God, I want him to like me now. I want to show him on these pictures." They're like, "So what's gonna happen when he sees you?" Did you get no answer? - Yeah. - Right? - And so she started cat-fishing guys and then the guy'd show up and then to blow up and that was like one thing. So that's kind of the next thing that started. Then it starts with, she certain have health issues. - So she didn't get the news? - Yeah, sometimes. - Crazy. - Girls are weird. - Yeah. - They're young, right? They have no fucking idea, right? So she is, Taylor now is, she gets a new group of friends and she's starting to do the chronic illness, like, dive, right? She's starting to say, "Oh, I'm getting this. Oh, I'm feeling faint." Everything kind of becomes about her health, right? Like, comes about all these kind of things. And eventually she comes and tells her friend, "I have MS. They actually diagnosed me with MS." And they're like, "Oh my fucking God, everybody gets together." And she's like, "Oh, you know, a couple months after that." It's like, "Actually also, I just got diagnosed with cancer." And they're like, "Oh my fucking God." And they go and they get, she gets the baby come on. She made up all these things about how she had, 'cause she ain't about getting pregnant at 17, and getting pregnant with another baby. And after she had that baby and knew all this, this health stuff started happening, she basically said, "Oh, we're having issues with your," like the baby came out and her first, she was like, "Oh, you know, I got my tubes tied." That's what she wanted. She came up with this thing about how, at 21 years old, she went to the doctors and said, "Time my tubes, I might have any more babies." And they're all like, "Why, why are you doing this?" She's so young. And she's just like, "I don't care, no more babies." And so they went and they tied her tubes up and then gave her a hysterectomy. Well, it's because she ended up having an ectect, what is they called an ectotropic, with that term of a pregnancy that gets caught in a tube after she'd gotten her tubes tied. That's right. She got pregnant with it and she'll, she needed to have a hysterectomy. So she got the hysterectomy. Everything's pulled out of her. Now she's just like this kind of like, whatever normal person. But she's also been called a hysterectomy, by the way. - Thank you. - You're right. - Yeah, you're right. - That's what I, you know, what are we even doing here? - A woman's direct to me. - Yeah. - Thank you. - You're right. You're right, I'm sorry. - Even though it was a man doing it. - It was the interview to him. - That's my, that's hysterectomy. It's my direct, that's my, I did that. - I popped that pussy out. I popped the whole fucking thing out. I took out the transmission. I took out the whole fucking thing. I dropped it in a new load. I brought it to the taxi service. I put it on the wall. - I knew what I needed to do. - It was a man and a dude. - It's right next to my dear heads. - There's my dear uterus. (laughing) - So this is also where she started talking about how like, she was had to fall out with her mom and her mom was this air to a fortune that would go from syrup to oil to salt. She said that her parents were the Morton Salt family. All this kind of shit. - Your name should be Morton if you're gonna tell that lie. - Yes. So she burns through a series of friends with all of these crazy fucking lies. So she moves away and not too far, but far enough. - Like three hours. - Yeah. - So she moves away from her little town and she goes to her first radio. And so at the time what she did was that because she had, because she had gained all the shit, all this weight. And then when it happened she had lost all the weight and she kind of went fuck crazy and then she kind of got weird and all that kind of shit, right? At this point now she's doing the, I want a man to settle down with. - Yeah. - And I want a country man. I want a big, surround country man. - She's a new boss to eat. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I mean, I'm before the territory for you. You know, like, I think so. I think she's ugly inside and out, but. - See, normally I can separate the two because I'm wise like that. So normally like, even those evil woman I can figure out if she's hot enough. - I'm not attracted to her, but I'm saying for the territory for a man who collects hogs for a living. I think she's beautiful. - That's his job. (laughing) That's his job. And not only does he collect hogs as a job, apparently also does it in his personal life. So this guy's name of Wade Griffin, right? So she saw this guy, this amateur rodeo and he's a hog trapper, big boy. And I would also say a little bit not, hmm. He's not dumb, but he's very country and doesn't ask heck of a lot of questions, right? - Yeah. - So she insinuates herself into Wade's life. She starts pretending to be somebody else. So he's like so surprised that she wants to slap the hogs and she wants to jerk off the tractor and she wants to fucking slam the chickens. I don't know what they do, they do something. - He's like a woman kind of likes me. - I'm in. - But also in his idea too, 'cause he was just like, 'cause some women, some men in the country world, they like, tell me if I'm right or wrong side stories,
[email protected], but I think I'm correct. I think sometimes a big country man almost wishes he could be with a man. Because she wishes that, 'cause he was like, "It was the first time I met a lady "to cut and care about the country. "She liked the mud, she liked the dog, "she liked lifting the tricks, she liked. " And it's like, no, you want a man, dude. You want to be married to a fucking man. - It's a country girl, a girl greys on a farm. - But he's gonna change a tie. - But he's specifically saying you can't find that in the way that you find it because she's lying down, she's doing the thing where she's pretending to be super country to get this man. - I feel like if you could find her anywhere, she's in New Boston. - No, the problem is I think that Wade wanted her to not look like him. And I think that's the issue is that when you get a lady that wants to slap him, wants to slap him up, wants to lift, oh, I like her, she could lift a horse on her back. You hear me, like that's the kind of lady's. - I mean, Julie's gorgeous and she runs my backyard. Diamond and the Ruff found her in California. - Found her in New York, but then you brought her here, you trafficker here, right? They wouldn't be able to do it. So they're together right, you know, whatever. So this woman then tells him, guess what, baby? I'm not an inherent $8 million. This is what they're together. Let me give you two months. And he's like, no, fucking shit. And she's just like, not only that, we're gonna make an ever one of your dreams come true. She buys him a fucking $100,000 car. She buys him the fucking house. - She buys this mom a car, a hog ranch in Oklahoma. - Well, everything. - And the ranch too was like, they said it all up and they went and they toured it. It was this $4 million property. And she's saying, oh, we're gonna, I'm gonna buy it for cash. And she's doing it to make the family jealous. The family's all like, damn, when they show that video and they're like, wow, gosh, you gosh, gonna be living a whole new life. - Yeah, they have like a whole presentation
over Christmas. - Yes, and she was just like, yes we are. We absolutely are. And then the thing is, is that the guys that went to go look at the real estate people, they started looking into go like, okay, $4 million cash, fucking absolutely. We'll set that up for you all right now. - Exactly. - And so they also come from a part of the country where like your millionaires look like shit. - They do. - They were like weed specifically deal with the clientele that you would not make, but if you were to judge a book buyer cover, you wouldn't think that they could own multiple million dollar properties. - Yeah. - And it's like, no, they do. 'Cause we're all wearing jeans and they're dirty and they're fucking, yeah. - Yeah, they're in, they have agricultural money. - Yeah. - They got that a real money and money. - Real money. - Oh yeah, real money. And so they go and so they go to check it in. And they're like, no one's ever heard of her. And then her, the representative of the oil trust fund, which is really funny 'cause they work for the shell company and her name was Shelley. - Yes, no, it's definitely, it lacks any sort of creativity. - Like her, was it in her lawyer called like Bill Lawington? - Lawington, yes. - Yeah, Lawington or fake lawyer. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was just fucking hilarious. It's my improv, right? It's like so funny. And so while all this is like the money's now starting to have their certain default. One of all things that's supposed to pay for them. - Yeah. - Now that it's happening, they repossess the mother's car. They start being like, oh, you can't. You don't have the money for this. You don't have the money. You haven't had it for a couple of months. 'Cause she showed up with a brand new like, Camry or some shit, it's a dance. - It's all on credit. - Every single thing was on credit. - Yeah. - She just got whatever, and she financed it. She just put money down and she financed it. And so it seemed like she was good at paperwork. - It's, or yeah, or lying to somebody who's just looking to get the down payment and then they'll figure it out after the fuckin' mess. - I mean, this is how the housing market collapsed. - That's what happened. So when this started, when this calls to card zone fallen, she tells Wade, actually, I'm pregnant. Now, they've been together for three months. She, for some reason, is decided that she needs to keep Wade. And the only way she's gonna do this is by telling him she's pregnant. And they know for a fact, anybody that had known her knew that she could not be pregnant. Well, from her past. - Yes. So she had reinvented herself in this new world. And the thing about Wade is that he's just not curious. - He just wants to, he wants to go to work. And he wants to work as fuckin' ass off. And he wants to come home. He wants to go to sleep. - But in the way he kind of put, he's like, yeah, she kind of says she was pregnant or whatever. We were going to look at all of this. I was like, well, I guess you're going to be done. How it's going to be done? - You know, like he's like-- - It takes a dude like Wade to fall for this type of shit. - Absolutely. - 'Cause it's like, you know, you're not going to doctor's appointments. You're not going to all this. - Well, he kept me like, I tried to go, but then she'd say, I, you know, like I was busy or there was something going on. And I just didn't go. He never went to any one of the ultrasounds. He never went to any one of the doctors appointments 'cause there weren't any. - 'Cause there weren't any. - And then he-- - But also, to me, this is where he kind of sucks. - Yes. - 'Cause like if I'm having a baby, which I'm not, if I'm having a baby, I'm going to these kind of appointments. I'm worried about the baby. - He's fully checked out and he doesn't want to be there. He doesn't want to be there. - He stops liking her. - Oh, almost immediately. He was not into it. And she kept him with the baby. She loved Bob and then she kept him with the baby and his entire family from the get is like, she's not pregnant. - Yeah. - And they didn't know she couldn't be pregnant. But they're all like, she's not fucking pregnant. She's lying to you. - She's not showing for like five months, six months. So she starts pretending. - Yeah, she buys the bump. - And she buys the bump. - She buys that fake baby bump. She buys something that makes it look like it's kicking. - Yeah. - Yeah, she buys something that looks like it's gonna fucking devious shit, right? And then it's the months are going. A plan that gender reveal, which maybe you want to fucking blow my fucking brains out. - They brought out a cow instead of a bull. - I just, I'm so sick. All the gender reveal stuff and just I'm so sick. I'm so sick of all these, if everybody's just filling everybody filled with fucking calm. I'm so sick of everybody being swollen with calm. And so they go, I hate gender reveals. - They're stupid. - I don't think I'll ever go to one. - Don't. - Well, where's that? - I think. - I don't think there's any reason to go to a gender reveal. 'Cause I honestly, I don't care what gender your child is. - No. - Have the baby. I want it to be healthy. I think we should have a healthy reveal. - Yeah, would that be nice? - Yep. It's got one head. - Hey, how about that? - So this is, this whole story is fucking crazy. So in the meantime, like Taylor's like faking, like because she has no money, she's faking doing all these various things for work. So one thing she did, which is the, one of the big pavilions of grifters, which we've talked about on this show forever, the photographers. She created a fake photography, bang, where she's like, "Oh, I'm a professional photographer." And you have to understand, all you really need to be a professional photographer is a website and a camera. - Yeah. - Like, and then someone to pay you and then magically become a professional photographer. - Exactly. - Because someone has to believe you're good at your job. - Yes. So her best friend, how she met her, was that she had hired her to be her wedding photographer. - Yeah. - And so she was the, and she took a bunch of super mediocre pictures of her wedding. - Yeah. - And the lady loved them. - And they just, the two of them got together. - I mean, also this woman, Regan, seems like the kindest, most, just the most open-hearted, nice woman. Like, she died from kindness. - Yes. She was just such a truly sweet woman and this woman just destroyed her, obviously destroyed her life. And so by October of 2020, everybody had already assumed the fake miscarriage story was going to happen. - This all during the beginning of COVID too. - It could only have happened during COVID. - Yeah, because that's the truth. - That's also the doctor's appointments. You can only, like, you can't go in because of COVID. - She used it as a smokescreen for the whole fucking thing. And so they, they go. And so, two weeks past her due date, it's now three weeks past her due date, a full 10 months of the baby cooking, right? They don't even go to get the baby. Like, that's what I just don't even understand. I was like, how in the living fuck we're not at the, not at the hospital within that first week to get the baby taken out or do any of that. - There's only one person in my lifetime that I've known that's gone more than nine months. Like, you just want it out of you. Or you want to get it out of you. - You want to get it out of you. - And do, like, whatever. - So many things. - Yeah, right. And so they waited until finally the very last minute. And the thing was that her friend, which is like, she'd done this before every time. Her friend had got pregnant. And when she and Reagan had gotten pregnant, she was obsessed with it. All over her fucking set, like all over, which is how her first group kind of fell apart was that she kind of glommed onto a person's baby shower and baby experience. - She's obsessed with it. - Even though she has two kids, she's barely raising. - Yeah. - That they're off somewhere. - They're literally just gone. - That dude certainly had nothing to do with the documentary. - No. - No. - Whoever that guy is. - Oh, he wants to never hear her name ever fucking again. - You see? - I mean, talk about someone who dodged the fucking bullet. - Oh, yes. And I guess it's also too. It's just the constant way, just the. - Oh, how's that supposed to know? - Yeah. - And so eventually she would in this moment of desperation, decide to kill her best friend, steal the baby and pop it out of her. I just don't understand when the lies get to be that big. I know it's a psychological problem. It's like a mental illness. - Yeah. - Don't understand, like there were so many off ramps. I mean, to get to murder, like you have to kill someone I love for me to get to murder. And then probably won't even then. You know, like it's like, I'll still go to the police. - Yes. - You know, like it's like, so to get to murder, you're just evil. - And just the fact that they all did not straight up, no one wanted to dig deep enough into this issue. - Well, that's because his friend, did people who did their friends when they approached Wade with the shit he caught him out of his life. And just he's like, this is my wife, this is my child. You know, you're talking this shit, you know. - I would love to put it out there. - That was my favorite guy, his friend. That was always in the camouflage. - Oh my God. - She really liked that guy. - I felt so bad for him. That guy had no business being mixed up in all this shit. - 'Cause his wife knew something was fishy. - She just told me she's not in full bucket. - And he's just like, will you stop? Will you please just stop with God a little sleep? - But she was right. - Well, because every time I loved his attitude, 'cause it was like, "Listen, I don't want to get into a new conspiracy theory." All right, that kind of makes sense. (laughing) - Yeah, I don't, all right. I want to stop all this, we're fighting this. - She did what? - What? - Wait a second, what? Like, in every single time. And it's like, he's at least being like, oh, no. 'Cause he's just trying to get to his buddy and Wade is just like, you know, they're just the men, examine your lives. - Yeah. - That is the, 'cause that's the key here, guys. Examine your life. Don't let just things just happen to you. - Also, it's just like, Wade, you know, Wade definitely sucks or he's stupid, in my opinion. - I think more so than anything, he's stupid. - Yeah, I think it's one of the other. But like, to throw your friends away for a person you don't even like. - Well, you barely even know, 'cause it's this idea that, because the problem of getting this pride, this is this idea that will now she the mother of my child. Like, no, dude, she just caught some gunk, bro. - Also. - Just fucking, she just did it. - I think it's insecure big boy disease, too. - It is. - You think you're never gonna find another person 'cause you're a big boy. - And then she's kind of cute. And so he thought, and 'cause she does all the dumb, hog stuff. 'Cause she's kind of cute and she does all the hog stuff and she doesn't also have a mustache. - Yeah. - That's why he wants to stay.
Yeah, exactly. Yes, but he doesn't understand. It's not enough, y'all. It really isn't. It's fucking not enough, y'all to stay. Unless, of course, they're gonna teach you how to run a cult. And that's the problem is like they never do. Unless you can involve a Peter Teal. Yeah. Oh my god. Let's do this. Let's get into this next story. This next story is going to reverberate for the next several years. And we're gonna have no real idea what's happening. Inside of this story. Probably ever. Yeah. But we finally got some proof that the fucking like the Illuminati exists in a weird way. The word this is, right? The worst part about this is I think it actually proved something that we've been talking about a long time, which is the capital I Illuminati never existed, but our current group of loser billionaires are trying to create one. Yeah. And it's not working. So this is past Bohemian growth. This is crazier. Well, who knows? Who knows? So it is just come out. It came out on Friday. Huge expose on Peter Teal through Wired Magazine. Good job, Wired. Good work about this secret group he put together called dialogue. And this is like, so first of all, dialogue has had its website and its membership secret ever since it was made. I think it was in 2006. 2006. And we have had no idea what's in there were what they do. This is a 20 year old fucking tech oligarch crew. Yes. So Peter Teal, every year, and I guess last year, for the very first time, they have near now constructing a permanent campus in DC around DC. Yes. So this is going to happen as we see the construction work in DC is going really well. Yeah. So I think it's going to be a banger. And so Peter Teal, he created this idea of like, all right, it's all of these intellectuals are going to get together. And there's a members and guest list. And then we're going to do this whole thing. And it was just revealed by a bunch of hackers that pull out. They got somehow there was a loophole in their security because all these guys are so fucking they they're barely tell what's happening up their own ass and think they're so brilliant. They don't see people. They don't think they can get attacked like this. They don't think that they can, which just also shows they're open. Yeah. To attack. Of course they're open to it. So this is the person who hacked the no fly list. Yes. More and more of this. So because remember, Peter Teal straight up says he doesn't believe the freedom and democracy are compatible. And he also ran Argentina. So yeah. And I might have something to do with this news. We now know that some of the guys that went to this thing were police people like Treasurer Secretary Scott Bessent, Sarah Bond, Ted Cruz, Jason Joseph Gordon Levitt, the actor, Brian Johnson, the vampire man that is teased stealing blood from a son. Cory Booker. Cory Booker is a really fun one. And then also it's it is this thing. So he's bringing people together. Client. Yeah. As a client. Yeah. Like that's crazy. It is a it is across the board. It is important to remember guys that they're all on one team. This is still the fucking lesson is that it's not about left or right. It's about a certain amount of money in your bank account gets you access to certain things and it changes your brain. And you start to think of the rest of us as fucking expendable. Yeah. And so that is what is happening. So this guy they in the conference they're doing all these like funny cute things. So first is the one is just a topic of they all get together like one of the topics was just World War three. Yeah. And the other one was the pros and cons of AI. Yeah. Right. Which just seemed like stuff that we whenever it's leaders talk about that's what leaders do. But then there's one called how to start to help how to run a cult. Yeah. There was another one called the the one that was also if you you're you're you're you're you're you're going past how to build a cult. It was moderated by the founder of the Christian networking site pray.com. Yes. And then there's another one that was called it's fun to be in charge. Yeah. Right. Which is God knows what that means. Money does buy happiness. That's what it's another one that another class that was called money does buy happiness. And then how's your sex life? Of course. Yes. Because the big thing here is one of the big interesting factors of dialogue is that not only is it a think tank, not only is it a summer vacation. It's also a fuck shed because what they do is match make there. Yes. Which to me was one of the first things that rang a giant bell. Right. It was like I just saw this bell. As soon as I saw the the option to fuck right the option to help elite people find elite people is what they say they help billionaires fuck because they can't close. Okay. Because they literally are reptiles with no human emotions. If there are humans, they'd be millionaires. They'd be normal millionaires with chicks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And we're giving back to society. They'd be just normal guys having fun if they were normal people, but they're not. And so guess what this all brings us to. It's an island adventure. So yes, it's an of course. It comes back to Jeffrey Epstein. So there was a email exchange from Jeffrey Epstein where he says Peter Teal loves your secret society idea. He's trying to go on off the ground. He has a meal. I'm going to figure it out. It's all connected all the way fucking back. Yes. So Peter Teal, we now know that dialogue emails are all through the Epstein emails. And the reason why we didn't find them up till now was because we didn't know the names of the society yet. Also, yeah, a word like dialogue means nothing means nothing until you learn of the existence of the secret organization called that. So now he we have all of these emails. We have no idea whether Jeffrey Epstein was going or not. We know that people were keeping him up to date with what they were talking about. He was full on invited. Oh, yes. We just don't know if we went what he did probably did. And so then they also were and when he didn't go, they sent him materials from what they were talking about. Yeah. So it's all connected back. And again, we don't know if they actually make policy decisions or what they do, but the fact that they're all getting together and they're all super secret about it to me is doesn't bowed well. Yeah. And then it's everybody it's people who own major corporations, it's senators, it's it's everybody. Oh, no, Jason was a journalist, Gordon Levitt was just like, I thought that they was on interesting conversation. And then it's like the other guys were all well Ted Cruz is there. I don't know how you're going to have an interesting conversation with him because Ted Cruz's connections and the government and you're just happy he's there. Yeah. And you love the fact that he's a flawed sociopath because those are the best people to manipulate. Absolutely. Yeah. So that's why the thing is we are we're still being held under the thumb of these people. And they think it's funny. I think that's what's hard is that they think it's so funny and cute. What am I supposed to do? Get rid of PayPal? I don't got time for the shit. No, PayPal is done. Unfortunately, it's not even the software, buddy. We our I love the idea of boycotts and what we're doing here. Yeah, right. I don't think that's going to move the needle as much as using PayPal is going to change anything. I think what's going to move my life harder. I think eventually we're all going to have to show up in front of a bunch of data centers. I think that's going to be a thing we're going to have to do at some point. But I think that's the later on conversation for if and when Peter Teal somehow survives the military police of Argentina, which I still believe that he can end up protecting him. The president of Argentina said it's a it's a haven for billionaires. But also, guess what then every bond nice they price. Yeah. So guess what I'll take the price is way cheaper in Argentina. I'm sure. But guess what? If he's underconning them, somebody will come fucking overpay him to kill him. If it's just about money, baby. There's so many. So there's always somebody who's willing to pay you a little bit more. Yeah. Especially if it comes down to hog tie in the fucking billionaire. Yeah. I mean, that's who we need. We need weight. We need weight. We can redeem him. I don't know if weight has enough attention to detail for this job. We just need him. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we all just gave me to the hall. We could practice on Ted Cruz. He's local. Why does he have so many hugs? Yeah. The other thing that we forgot is the reason like the story went so long going back to Parker. I know that we're done talking about that. But I think like what made it so interesting to me and the reason she got away with it for so long and by for so long, I mean like hours, not like days or anything like that is because she killed Reagan in Oklahoma and then drove to Texas. Yeah. So it gave them a little bit longer to connect the news stories just because of the state line. No, she did it. She thought that she was doing it savagely. Yeah. She was doing it correctly and she wasn't. Yeah, man. No, she was flawed. Man, but I fucking I don't think there's anyone. It's weird. I feel like Peter Teal has taken over Elon for person. I hate most. I don't know. I really don't know. You know, maybe I should just hate him. Everyone the same. I do. That's what I do. Don't rank him. Now, it's like people who rank their friends. No, it's wrong with either. Oh, God. You know, like wedding parties. Oh, yeah. I guess like it's a come on because guess what you always do. Every wedding one friendship is ruined. Yeah, you put you put someone in there that shouldn't have been in there. And then they say, you know, every picture is ruined. Yep. Oh, no, believe me. Yeah. Oh, no, believe me. So we have a, all right, this is another big news event. I'm certain everybody. This is honestly big ups to robots. We have our very first official
Kill, kill of a human being by an autonomous robot in the field of battle. And guess you used it. Ukraine. Ukraine. Ukraine used it. It's very robot. Very fascinating. It is the very first time that they have used a machine in which they said that it can fly out. It goes into terminate your mode, quote unquote, and then it's exactly the mode that called it. Yep. And it kills everybody. That's what they said. Don't worry, if there's somebody out there that you want to kill, it will kill. We just, according to the guy from Coke, from Coke and a Vosky, we just launch it and we know everything will be dead. Everything that will be found there in this particular area will be dead. There is no connection to the drone at all. You cannot see the video, nothing. Everything. It sees will be killed. We don't even know how many people have killed. Yes, there's a couple guys. It says it killed a couple of Russian soldiers in one truck. Does it mean it killed the truck, but the, this is the first one, the only reason we know is because they sent in a man drone afterwards to make sure to see what happened. And then it did its fucking job because the thing is the IDF has suicide drones, but it still takes a human to trigger them and then there's other, we have killed their drones. They have a moral code, they have such a moral code, but the moral code requires them to see a child and explode it. That's the problem is that when it's the moral code to kill the child, then technically they're correct. Yes. But we have suicide drones that we use and we do stuff like that and we trim it. This is the very first time just a robot's done it. I just want to say, congrats to the Jackie Robinson of AI robots out on the battlefield because you know, it's really, really hard out there for robots, especially volunteer army. And these guys, they really are, that's, that's fighting for freedom. Now we have used Claude to bomb Iran and they believe that it was Claude who actually chose to blow up that school very, very early on. Yeah, it sounds like a really useful way to sort of blame somebody else. Yeah. No, it's all fake. Also just to know, you still use Claude and if Claude killed the school full of children, you did it. You did it. Humans are still telling them what to do. Yes. It autonomously killed a bunch of people, but it was just told to kill a bunch of people that looked like this. It was built to kill people. Yes. So it's not just doing it. It's not like it. This is how it's AI guys is if it was built to make waffles and it started to kill people. And if it's not, if it's built to make waffles and it's making waffles, guess what it is. It's washing. It's a waffle machine. Even if you call it an AI waffle machine, it's just a fucking waffle machine. Like this concept of AI that's being thrown around is a buzz word that means absolutely nothing. When they say AI's in your fridge, it means nothing. When AI's in your TV, it means nothing. It's a fucking computer program. It's software. That's all it is. It's a way to sell you. But it's software that's not made by a human. No, yes it is. The software is made by a human and then it goes in. I was at this great Jewish Chinese wedding this weekend. You got to try it sometime. I know. You sound great. I want the food. Yeah. That was, it was in Seattle and there was a bunch of code writers there at the wedding. There was a bunch of tech people there and I was like, they were literally, we're like talking about how they miss writing code that they don't, not allowed the right code anymore that all code is written by AI. Yeah. And what we're going to see is I never thought of code that way. It code is as a writer. I never thought of code as something you write. No, it's a code and it's an art. It's way more of an art than it is anything else. And what we're seeing at E is the fact that we are racing towards a giant brick wall. Yeah. In which all of these companies that are going to be held up by these fake AI programs because they're, we're just using the words AI. We're just using the term. Yeah. It's just a computer program. It's not thinking. It's just doing stuff. It's not actually thinking and what we're going to see is that once we are really dependent on quote unquote AI coders, we're going to see these websites falling apart. Yeah. But everything's going to fall apart. They are kind of thinking bots are thinking in a way. See again, we are, this is the issue is we have to think about what the term thinking means. Yeah. Is it making is its own independent choices from data. It's getting independently and then deciding to do something unique. That's thinking. What's the difference between Google AI and then going, then this Ukrainian fucking drone killing people that it just just chooses. Google AI is really just kind of shortening news articles and it's always wrong. And then the same thing with this technology is that you don't think that this AI technology is not going to kill the wrong people. Of course, it's going to kill the wrong people. So what we do kill the wrong people and war every day. I know we're just moving blame to more and even more inefficient source Obama killed hundreds of us. And he did a by hand like a real man. A real fucking man. I'm just saying, thinking is not what they're saying it is. It's just working as a computer program. It is not thinking. So this idea that they are that they're little people in here doing stuff and that they're little miracle machines is completely a false spill of goods and it's why we're heading towards a bull. It's why our economy is wildly bloated right now and we're going to we're heading towards whatever the fall is going to be. It's going to be fucked up. Well, you know, it's funny is that it could be or we could it does also seem to be that the there's enough blood in the water right now that more and more people are pulling out that it's long as a lot of these things don't go to IPO will be fine. Yeah. The economy will be fine as long as they don't take over the entire fucking thing. And because thankfully it seems that they're failing with record speed. So the more they fail and the faster they fail, the more we'll get past this little period. And then eventually AI will do what it needs to do, which is just supposed to do fucking. It's supposed to help you make your maps more efficient. It's so crazy that AI is getting all these second chances that it like if a human made these same mistakes, they would just be fired immediately because they already fired all the people. Yeah. So they fired all the people and the people coming back and being like you want me to fix your little problem. How about you give me to fucking 20 K more year? Yeah. That's what I would do. Oh, absolutely. Definitely. You should do. Yep. Well, I mean, this is also scary. Yeah, but you know, I on some level it is frightening and then on another level, I believe it's going to play out in a medium way like it's going to play out in a middle way. I think it's going to play out and a lot of people are going to fucking die. They're already dying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People are dying. A lot more people are going to die. Yeah. But I do think that in the end AI won't work. Of course it won't. Yeah. Because it can't think. Because it doesn't think. Yeah. Cause we don't even know how we think. Sound the fuck we're going to make a fix only of how we think if we don't know how the fuck we think because our thinker is the one due to thinking and when we look at the thinker, we have a hard time figuring out what the thinkers doing because we got to thinker. We obviously don't know how people think because who would have ever thought that Taylor Parker would have done what she did. Me. I can tell by the air. Yeah. I can tell by the air the eyebrow combination. I can tell absolutely. All right. We got another. We got a more fun story. There's one more story. Well, this is one of those where I just like cover in this type of stuff. Because we never do. And it's just like, I don't know what this is. And I want somebody to send me more about that. I'm fascinated with guys like this. Have you seen this? So there are guys that for religious devotionals do specific physical things. And then they go like, change. Like I remember there was a one guy, remember the guy that guy like, he stuck his hand in the air for like 15 years. Okay. So this is the guy who stood in same place for 12 years as a vow to the God Shiva. Right? Okay. But the only reason why I even want to talk about it was this like, man, his fucking feet. Wow. Yeah. They look sad. Just look at him. Like it's like his feet have turned into two giant blood filled like pedestals. Yeah. No. I mean, those feet are going to fall off. Well, yeah. That's the idea. They're black. Yeah. They're gone. Yeah. Yeah. And they're gone. But you know, it's fine. I just think it's interesting that he keeps doing it and they, you know, he's still got his, he's technically still got his toenails. So we're like, why is he doing it though? It is a devotional. It's called standing penance. It's like what so he does is he has been do it's an extreme austerity measure that he does as a way to achieve spiritual oneness slash as a devotional to his God, Shiva, that he personally has taken to be his own personal God. Yeah. Well, you know, Shiva exists. Lots of people pray to see. But dude, look. He's like a billion people pray to Shiva. But dude, look at this. Yeah. Because he's special, dude. He's Timothy Chammily. Look at this. Look. He's wearing even wearing the Nick's orange. Oh yeah. Just like it. Yeah. He's hip. Yeah. You look at him. Nick's in five. Oh. He was there. Oh man. It's like, all right. My feet, I'm trying to do the rhyme. My feet, my feet are black, my tunic's orange. Oh, yes. God was it. Ah. So Nick's in five. Ah. I get it. Yeah. I mean, my feet are black, my skirt is orange, my Shiva got five arms, Nick's in five.
(laughing) - 31. - Oh man. - You see the one of him stretching? - Yeah, I mean, he has to, he wasn't actually doing it on his own. He was using a board with ropes, the lean on. - He's got a glam squad. - Well, he's like, that's how he sleeps. - Yeah, but I mean, he's not doing it then. - Wow. - Then he didn't even do it. - 'Cause he didn't enough for you. - See, he didn't, well, no, I think his cause is so stupid that it's like, all right, if this is your cause, you're not even doing it. You've wasted your legs for no fucking reason. - But what else was he gonna do with them? - Get a job. (laughing) - This is a job. - This isn't a job. - He'll be paid for this. - Actually, side stories help
[email protected], but I'm pretty certain that guys like this do actually get paid. And then they people donate money to them, and they become like venerable. Like, you know what I'm like? - But how is he gonna use it? He don't move. - In India and all these areas, they have the Guru culture. - Yeah. - So people go and find the Guru, and then there's like a devotional relationship is pretty. I don't think it's common, but I do know that it's way more like we don't have that here. Like they have it there, but they have like a whole thing where it's way more common for them to sort of rally around a local spiritual leader because there's so many people. And they also, I want to say Hinduism is polytheistic. - I don't know, but his legs are starting to look like Ganesha's. - Hey, that much. - That's fucking ass. - That's horrible, man. (laughing) So you're saying, you know, like those legs, you're saying he doesn't look like a fucking thingy. He couldn't redo the scene from base against it. - I feel like-- - Can you imagine the smell? - Oh my God. - Of that scene from him? - I mean, his feet are, I mean they exist, but like I just, they're so big and black. They're so big and black. He should not have Shaks feet. - I know, but it's fun. It's fun, he did it to himself. - God, it's disgusting. And it makes no sense to me. - Oh, he knows and it's not necessarily a pantheon. There's many deities. - Oh, it's not bad as far as religions go. It could be worse. - It's got to, I actually have no idea. - As far as religions go, Hindus like fine. It's definitely better than Catholicism. - It's very, it seems that it's way more, like Hinduism seems like it's way more fluid. - Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'm a fucking atheist. None of it's real. (laughing) - He's certainly not fluid for this guy. - No, it was not. - He's quite strong. - He's quite strong. - Yes, quite strong. - No, no, no, it doesn't matter. Anything that makes you do this, I can't be on board with this. - He's not made to do it. His thing would gut him back with this. - He's supposed to though. - Well, he's doing an extreme. - This is extreme. - Yeah. - Yeah, other people just normally do this. We'll do it for a little while. - Yeah, if you lived in America, you would just be a racist tea party member. (laughing) - Yeah, probably. (laughing) - Well, I just say it's nice to see somebody with some discipline, everybody's so lazy. - God damn. - So let's get into some lesser letters. - All right. - I actually have a really fucking good one. - All right, I wanna hear it. So first of all, - God, everybody wants me to change my deodorant. - Well, I told you about that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You go to God, first of all, thank you to everybody that messaged about Ed's armpits. - I had one guy be like, they sell, they sell, Mitchem, a displaced, a displaced, and displaced, and it's like, I go, they're out. What do you want from me? They call me a liar. - No, you should just go and get changed and native. - I ordered a bunch of Mitchem online. Thank you, everybody. - Oh, you did? - I'm fine. - Yeah, he's bought a crate of it online. - Good for the year. - It seemed like it would've been easier, it's an easy solution, but I did it. And it's done. No must, no fuss. - Oh wow. - Wow. - Oh, dude, you know what else we didn't cover really? - What? - That, the fall, I know last week, we covered like with sketchy Andy and all the guys that did all the dare-devil stuff. - Yeah. - We never really, like we talked about the lady falling during the Bungie court incident where she didn't have it attached. - Yeah, I didn't really, it was still developing. - Did you watch the video? - No, I don't watch that type of shit. - Oh my, you know, they don't see anything. The video's crazy. The video, they lift her up over their heads. So what they do here is-- - How did they not know? There's three people holding her over her head. - So dude. - How could you not tell there's not a rope attached to her? I could tell just by looking at it for a site. - They're all now under investigation. Because if you hear the video-- - It looks like murder. - Dude, if you hear the video, everyone's like, stop, stop, she's not connected. She's not connected. Like you hear people telling them that she's not connected. You see the rope down on the ground. They're all giggling and laughing, like it's funny. And then they literally javelin her off the side of the fucking mountain. They just throw her off. I did not know that that-- - Now I got it, now I got it, it's just a video. - And not only do they throw her, it's not a Bungie court, dude. It's just a shitty rope. - God damn. - Look at that, dude. They just fucking threw her in the fucking ravine, man. - Whoa. - Yeah, they just threw her in, dude. So they're all under investigation now. - Obviously. Yeah, I mean-- - And she had a body cam on too. - Oh, she did? - Yeah, there's a body cam foot to jump somewhere, but-- - Did that survive? - No, I know who knows. But it honestly would be a great advertisement for that GoPro. - Oh my god. - Yeah, right there. - Whoa. - Just being done. - Wow, just tossed her right off the side. - This is insane. - Yeah. I just thought it was like a little accident. I didn't realize like three people picked her up and then tossed her. - No, why are people are stupid, man. - Damn. - Yeah, it's real bad. - Yeah, they tossed her right off the thing. Just javelling her right under the ground. Never do anything remotely fun, guys. My thing is no helicopters, no Bungie courts, no jumping out of planes. - Helicopters, you can't-- - All right, first off, no more of this shit. - Helicopters, you can't put on the same level as this. - Come on. - Oh yeah. - No, no, you're right, you're right. - This is like, this is crazy. This is, first off, no one should be Bungie jumping and if you are Bungie jumping, like think about it. - Think about it. I don't know, just, you don't need to do it. - Get in a weightlifting. - I don't, I still get it, man. - If I know those rails. - Yeah, thanks. - Stop trusting carnies. - Get in the Evo Taylor. I've said, I hours I spend, and I'm completely enthralled. - Anybody that, I don't care what level of professional establishment you go to. - Yeah. - Anybody that is operating a Bungie jumping thing is a carnie. - Yes. - It is the same person that runs the tilt to world. - You have to know that. - Anytime you are doing business with somebody who is not under a roof, you're taking a chance. - You're taking your life in your hands. (laughing) - Never trust these people. - Whether it's a hot dog cart. - Hey, that dog. Oh man, that's the thing. I won't even eat street food. Never mind getting thrown off a bridge by some guy. - I would love to see you guys go skydiving. - Oh no, kill the pilot. - I'll kill the pilot. Henry and I, if you honestly are killed, I'll kill the pilot. - I'd rather die in a plane crash of my own hand than having him force me out the fucking way. That'll happen. I'll kill the pilot with my bare hands before they fight force me out of the plane. - Man, the only way I would ever skydive is if, I don't even know if I had to in war and even then probably just die. - Honestly, the only way you're gonna get me to do it is if it's a high level movie job. - Yeah. - That's it. It's so weird. You do anything for that. - Anything for that. Anything for, it's a lot of-- - I've done many dangerous things. - As long as it's content, you're down. - I have done many things I'm scared of. - Yeah. - On camera. - Yeah. - But that's it. - And one of those things is just touching a horse. - I hate it all. - I hate it all so it's the scary fucking chair out of me. - You know that it scares me. You all know that about me. You all know me. - All right, so this story, this next one, I take nothing from the story, please. But I loved, I thought this story was really fucking interesting because of the story we covered last week of the guy that killed pedophiles. It was hunting pedophiles. - Yeah. - So this is this guy. I work for a local DA, and you're suggested, and you're suggested some alternatives to vigilante violence against pedophiles. Could you remember what I was saying? We don't need to kill 'em. We can glue their mailbox shut. We can slash their tires, you know, like stuff like that. - Just torture, cut their feet off. - Yeah. - Well, just like, again, break into their home while they're not there, move their furniture around in life. - Convinced from the Prada Shiva. - Yes. Lots of fun stuff. So that story, it reminded me of a wild case I handled involving an internet vigilante, Wilcoe Bob. Bob decided to take up a hobby of posing as young boys online to bait predators. He would constantly dump chat logs, documents, and recordings since the local law enforcement to assist them in community safety, and he periodically, he'd lose his shit on law enforcement when, quote, nothing was being done about it. - Okay. - The process is never as fast or as simple as people think, and Bob, who was a psychopath, absolutely. - Yes. - In order to do something with, to spend all day, you're having crazy pedophiles, you're crazy. - Yes. And eventually, Bob targeted a prominent community figure who actively worked with that lessons. Bob used the own pedophiles life against him. He did his research, and we used specific details about the predator's life to scare him. Like, if you don't turn yourself in, I'm emailing our entire chat history to Janet in accounting. Now, if this pedophile, he had no record, He was.
Acres acres out of his mind, right? But this is what's amazing. As I said, this guy that he randomly chose happened to actually be a pedophile. So this guy starts going, "Fuckin' crazy," right? He starts pleading with Bob, bargaining, offering Bob, massive sums of money to keep quiet, promising never to do it again, et cetera. And right at the height of the predator's panic, Bob suddenly went radio silent. No warnings, no replies, the pedophile continued a message, Bob. His panic and fear about being exposed, growing every day in the empty, unanswered thread. Two months go by. Bob reappears, picking right up back where he left off, a wave of relief washes over the predator. He still might even have a chance. He resumes his pleading and begging, and his excuses for a couple more weeks with Bob. Then radio silence again. Wow, he's really torturing him. The predator thought he was dealing with a cold, calculated, methodical mastermind who was letting him sweat. In reality, our quote-unquote mastermind, Bob, he was in and out of jail for drugs, menacing, destruction, disorderly conduct, just overall being a total pain in the ass to law enforcement. So after a few cycles of this, the peto broke. He was so terrified of Bob's looming silent threats that he actually went to the police station and turned himself in. Oh, that's cool. Reading that nine-month text chain of communication was one of the most hilarious moments of my career. The predator legit thought he was being dismantled by a genius technical operation. The judgement intake that we comedically let the defendant know that Bob was just a chaotic force of nature, who had no idea his own legal troubles were driving a pedophile straight into a jail cell. So scruically-blueing mailboxes, psychological pressure can really force some of the face of legal system. Adam Miniman ruined any comfort in their day to day lives and forced them to maybe refrain from their tendencies. It definitely kept children safe around this. It did. It definitely did. And then I do wonder though, if institutional justice is too slow and vigilante violences wrong is weaponized exposure and psychological pressure of valid alternative, we're just relying on chaotic on hinged actors like Bob just created different kind of danger for the community. I think eventually a pedophile will just kill everybody. I think that Bob is going to prison. I do also believe that well, hopefully you just kill himself. But I also believe that Bob is too non-directed for us to say that that's the way to always do this, but I would say it's a great start. I think people like Bob, you know, definitely exist and they're usually wrong most of the time they're wrong. That's unfortunate. Most of the time what they're doing and I'll tell you as a matter of fact, if remotely if any sort of public presence in this life, you get constantly accused of insane fucked up shit 24/7 by people and you just don't know. So I feel like yeah, he was just real lucky. And that's what I would say is that you got to figure out you got to know the guy is molesting people first. Yeah, it's so weird to like pose as a child to try and get you to trap him. Is that illegal? Not if you're a police officer, but if you're Bob, well the problem is isn't why Bob got in trouble. It is not illegal. You can do that. A lot of people do. But it does does not necessarily lead to a conviction in court. Yeah. That's kind of the problem. The problem is that you're getting a bunch of evidence illegally. You're getting the evidence illegally. So for the court, yeah, so none of it's going to work. Some courts, some like police stations work with some of these guys, some do like the vigilante guys, some of them hate them, some of them work with them, we're pains in the asses. Yeah, but I think they also are really, really responsible for the most part. I think they're doing good. Yeah, they're fine. Yeah. But I would say any form of vigilante judges has to be it all is really involved risk and it all is one of those, it all, it's very risky behavior, but that's why I'm still saying just fucking bag of dog shit on the front. Step. Yeah. I'll set it on fire. Oh, the other thing, I feel like it's worth mentioning is that no one has a nice thing to say about sketchy Andy. No. No. There's some people like by his community, well, a lot of people are like, he was just trying to bring, you know, wear a minute, the weariness to base jumping and it's like they're pretty people are aware. Yeah. Uh, they're aware if they know about base jumping, they know about it. Mm-hmm. I don't think it's one of those that needs to, you know, it's just base jumping. I don't think it's like, the guy now, like a systemic issue. Oh, and don't touch miniature horses. I won't. We know you're scared of the regular. I just told them that I won't. We have a long email that says a long thing about not touching miniature horses and yeah, I get it. All right. I want to. Just as long as you're going, not going to touch them. But I want to. But what if someone tells you to touch it? Now, will. [laughs] Oh, fuck. The second. Well, it's been a great episode. It's been delightful. I'm really been enjoying it. Yeah. I'm not worried about the future of society at all. Yeah. No, and I love where we're going, where we're headed. I love for our autonomous robots to finally get their, live their dreams. And I hope that one day, someone builds a robot that laughs at my jokes. Yeah. You know, what I've actually been working on is something to help with all the, you know, my work with foster dogs and how there's too many dogs out there. So I've, I've, I've tried developing a spy program to help, uh, autonomously go into it and cut streets and just cut the dogs' cleaners off here to make them all into little parkers. That's a great idea. Yeah. Let's see. It's not a bad idea. [laughs] Hey, it could be worse. Please invest in my spy program. Just give money directly to AdLarsson. Yeah, yeah. Van Moet, spy, spy, spy, spy industry. And the students underscore spy. Yes. Yes. [laughs] We just said money to that Van Mo don't. And it just say, yes. So we're like, do you want to confirm the numbers? Just say yes. Yeah. Of course, yeah. I'm not giving out my phone number. No. No. It's bad. It's bad. It's, it's numbers only four numbers long. Go to patreon.com/bodguest11. You good? Watch. Listen to us ad free. 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