Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde

I'm yorming it and having a few bites as we begin. Ooh, what a pig. What a little piggy. Ooh. Yeah. The walls of someone's glass house just shattered. I know. Keep pulling a full yorm. Disgusting. Keep opening with a yorm. I don't do that. The last couple of bites before diving into it. I don't do that anymore. The problem is, Keith, is I can just tell by your chew it's not a burrito. It is Mexican, though. Are you taco-brained? A case? Yeah, I'm getting taco-ed. And what was on it? You know, it had melted cheese, prove it. I guess, wait. It had melted cheese, so it was maybe, I think some would consider that a quesadilla. Andy, I wasn't going to wear this sweater because you weren't on, but then I decided to pull it off. Oh, it's a Frisbee sweater. Yeah, somebody sent me a Frisbee sweater after Frisbee died. After Frisbee's very, very, very, very unfortunate passing. Yeah. Oh, look, you've finally come around to understanding the right way to talk about this. I don't have to protest too much. It's really nice. Is that, like, someone's art and it got embroidered? I don't know. I don't know the answer to it, Keith. We'll put a pic of it in the show notes. Seth, Seth, that picture is so much nicer than Frisbee looked. What the hell? Oh, my God. Everybody, it's like a real role play. No, I'm sorry. Everybody's switching roles here. All of a sudden now, Keith's the guy wolfing down Mexican food. Jorm's the guy shitting all over my dog. Just pissing on his grave. Like, let's stay in our lanes, guys. Sorry. Let's stay in our lanes. 10 p.m. on Sunday when we're doing this. Woo-hoo! Obviously, some different time zones. We've got four different time zones. Four different time zones right now. Oh, are we? Yeah, I'm central. Wow, four different time zones. That's fantastic. And I just spent the last hour getting ready for a three-person podcast. And then Andy came on. I had no warning. So, I'm wildly underprepared for the podcast. He texted the thread. Oh, when did I get the text? Like, six minutes ago. Yeah, so that wouldn't have helped. That wouldn't have helped, Keith. I did my last chip, and then I'm joining the other side. And then the podcast officially starts. I've been snort laughing a lot more, guys. I mean, have you noticed that? I do a lot of. Oh, it's going to be harder to differentiate between us. In your whole life, or just here? No, yeah. I don't know if it was like my kids were watching Peppa Pig or something like that. But now I'm doing this all the time. Oh, yeah. So, if you do a good joke, just know that that's me. And you think you started doing that because you watch Peppa Pig now? Peppa Pig is very good, Keith. So, yeah. Maybe. I don't know. This makes me understand, Jorm, that you don't really pay attention to my laughs, because I've been snort laughing our whole lives together. Because of Peppa Pig? A hundred percent because of Peppa Pig, yeah. Nice. Yeah. You know, the creator of Bluey worked on Peppa Pig. Did he really? That makes sense. That does make sense. Is Peppa. Is Peppa British? Or is she. She's British, not Australian, right? Yeah, she's British. Yeah, she's British. Across the pond. But Bluey is Australian, right? Yeah, Bluey's Australian. I'm just telling you what I read, Akiva. Yeah, I'm just trying to clarify that they're not. That's all part of the colonies. Got it. So, it was because it was a British colony. Yeah. They worked together. Prison colony. Jorm, I told you that they put out Bluey's Sleepy Time as an official single, right? Oh, bing bong. That's exciting. Yeah. That's our fave. I'm excited about that. That was not a real snort laugh. You're just snorting. No, that was just a pause, like the way that they do it in Peppa Pig. It's hard to differentiate, but you'll know the difference. I don't know if you guys have moms who just constantly ask questions to fill silence, but I was watching Peppa Pig with my daughter and my mom, and halfway through the fifth episode, my mom said, Oh, so Peppa's British? Through the fifth episode? Yeah, it's like that thing when your mom says something that you're like, I love you so much, and I don't know how to answer. Right, it's like halfway through Downton Abbey. Yeah. This is England? Oh, it's England. Seth, is this what you said? Mm. Did you say that? Yeah. I was like, um, mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. God, I wish they could see your face, but I'll never do video. But for me, it's nice to see it. You'll have a real ear for accents, Mom. You only need it. I didn't know. I thought you didn't have a B-side to that. I thought you were done. I would have interrupted. You only needed one hour. And, uh. And Daddy Pig. Daddy Pig, I like. What's the name of the dad in Bluey? Oh, Bandit. Bandit. Bandit's like a real winner. Like, you want to be that dad. Oh, yeah. Yes, there's much written about this, that Bandit is, like, aspirational to the point where it's too good, and it makes dads look bad. Yeah. But he's still, like, a little bit. Like, he's still. Like, he's not, like. He's still a little dumb, and I get it. Like, dads in pop culture are always going to be presented as a little bit dumb. Right. But, like. They're not. Right. But Daddy Pig is a fucking joke. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Daddy Pig, I can get behind. Like, I'm like. I'm like, I can be Daddy Pig. That's not a problem. Oh, yeah. But, like. Oh, my God, Joram. What? What? What, Andy? I'm proud of Joram for how long he's stuck with us. I'm proud of. I don't remember them even snorting on the show. They snort on the show? He. Yeah, they snort constantly. Got it. To Addie's favorite show, and she says, Dad, you know what I want to watch? And I say, what? And then she just sings. She sings the whole theme song like it's a hint. Oh, yeah. She'll be like. That's really funny. To all of our listeners without kids, I'm so sorry. But, you know what? Also, like, hopefully this will help inspire you to have them. I would argue the opposite, but yeah. Yeah, that's true. One way or the other. As long as it's inspiring. You're like, hey, are you young, virile, and cool? Want to be lame, old, and boring? Want to cash it all in for nothing? Which do you think is better? Peppa Pig or Bluey Wade on the comments? Yeah, yeah. Don't go to Coachella. Go whoo? By the way, what was the term in the music you said we were listening to in the early aughts? I feel like they had a really big Coachella this year. Indie Sleaze. Indie Sleaze, like, kind of owned Coachella. That's old news, though. Yeah. Perfect for this conversation. I just don't want anyone to think I think it's new. So, Yoram, how was Coachella? I loved your outfit you were posting on your TikTok. You look so sexy. Thank you. I have risen. Oh, no. Hey, Yoram. Yoram, you're on the road promoting your movie. Yes. And I feel like you're not doing any of the work for I Want Stronts. Like, I'm out on the road. I'm posting, like, two, three times a day about I Want Stronts. Each Stront gets a rating from Seth and a shout-out. I'm going to go to a new Stront tomorrow. I actually was on the plane from San Francisco to New Orleans, where I am now. And I met a woman who owns a restaurant called Akamaya. So, I'll give a little shout-out there. And then I'm going to her new restaurant tomorrow, which, if any of you guys can pronounce this name, that's what it is, because she came to see the movie today. Okay, great. So, you already are wearing the shirt. So, this will be a really unbiased. She gave me a shirt today. This will be an unbiased review. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to fucking scare her tomorrow. Does I Want Stronts do reviews? I mean, according to your Instagram posts, they do. And they're in terms of ALFs. Well, no. There was ALFs. Then we did Smints for another one. Okay. You're trying out all the different things. I'm trying out different ones. See what works. I'm trying out different things. And it's been a lot of fun so far. I was in St. Louis and Kansas City with Brooks. I know that fucking rubs you the wrong way, Andy. No. Are you kidding me? He's your favorite person to go on a road trip with. I'm just so happy for you. Wait. Can each of us have a different rating? So, it's like yours, Smints, ALFs. So, people can know. Yeah. I mean, it's a work in progress. And we only give good reviews, which is also kind of nice to go to a place with no negativity. Yeah. We're just totally positive. Brooks and I wrapped it up at like 10. Our second show ended at 10 p.m. in Casey last night. And he admitted afterwards, he kept saying we chased the dragon. Because we should have just gone to bed. We didn't need to go get hamburgers at an outdoor wait in line place. But you did. At like 10.30. We did. Wow. A very good burger. But we also went to a place that was highly recommended, which was like a really cute noodle shop. And, you know, if you've heard about the Manosphere, you know that male stand-ups like to go to a cute noodle shop. Shut up. Is that what? The Manosphere does? Walked in. Nicest hostess. She's like, oh, my God, I'm sorry. Our kitchen just closed. And Brooks did this. And Andy, you have to tell me how you would have felt about this. Brooks is like, oh, all right. Yeah. Um, hey, you recognize him, right? Oh, my God. And she's like, I do. She goes, I do. He goes, well, we just really want to eat. We just finished a show. We hear this place is super rad. Oh, no. And she was like, she goes, I totally would. But really, like, they're done. Yeah. Like, they're cleaning up and going home. And Brooks is like, OK, but, like, also, I said it, not him. Like, you can't ever say he said it. That makes it more OK. It was the best. She goes, and you could tell he hated it the whole time, right? Like, so this story is not that he said it. The fact that you're able to tell it here means it's great. Yeah, I know. I loved it. I loved it. Yeah, actually, respect. I think that's a good one. Yeah. He owned that it was a risky move. When you get off stage from one of these things, how much is, like, you know, after the show, your adrenaline is going. How much is that true when it's stand up and you're getting, like, used to doing it over and over? There's still some adrenaline. But also, we had some people, like, a couple of friends of Forte and Sudeikis were backstage who lived in KC. The musician Kevin Morby was there. Oh, I love that dude. That dude's awesome. So we were, like, backstage, talking with people that we don't get a chance to talk to. Super fun. But I also had to wake up at, like, 4.15 in the morning to catch my flight back to New York. So I wasn't, like, I don't know. to like hit the town or anything. - What was the most mellow thing that Kevin Morby said to you he in general was mellow the vibe was mellow yeah good mellow dude great new album um can we run through a few things before we get to uh our next wait can i can i shout out a band because i in when i was in chicago this band dead that i love was there and i i love their stuff all their stuff yeah i think you already said that yeah i know but i'm just saying it again last episode you said it was gonna happen and now you're saying i hung out with them they're great and like it was all peppa wow what this guy loves peppa pig uh how did it go in chicago anything to report from there you want no like the movie did super well it was really really fun to watch it with an audience again uh here's some just some housekeeping uh the webbies the deadline to vote for the webbies is uh april thursday uh the 16th uh and it would mean just the world to us to be the people's choice again and we're defending our people's choice title oh shit yeah fucking you top turnbuckle here it comes top uh andy you you dropped a reference uh that was caught by a couple of the quades to dayla souls ring ring ring is that oh did i what was the reference said no problem you said no problemo just play your demo i'll help you with your demo ring ring ha ha hey um andy don't take this the wrong way because a lot of people feel like it should be allowed you keep saying quump bump and really a quump is a quade bump so when you say a quump bump you're saying a quade bump it's re it's requindent oh dear i thought it and i said okay i can't go back in time i don't have one of those machines just FYI i was the pep of pig snorting that's we've all been snorting except your arm and now all of a sudden he's like i got this new thing give me a break it's my new thing so it's new six hole breaks blazing saddles also had a we don't need no stinking badges joe oh of course wait i saw a comment that said that three amigos had it is that true though i'm trying to remember three amigos i couldn't verify but i did also see that as well i was trying to people will be shocked to know we've seen all those yeah but i know it's so well and i think i do and then i can't remember yeah no is it is it that el guapo says it but he changes the word is it like something we don't you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah i don't think it's word for word but i think oh yeah it's something that's on the plates it's like they're they're setting up for like a yeah thing for the rest of the wedding or something i can remember the uhf the uhf badgers one is quite pure yeah um hey andy somebody said that moshe kasher says stront in season two of brooklyn nine nine was that also a copped from joanna that's wild because that's my show did you know that i'm on that you're like the main guy i think that's what the quaid was also observing i would have to ask dan gore or whoever wrote that episode and and have them remind me if it came from me or if it came from i've uh joanna has said stront as long as i've known her but is it possible that it came from moshe like was that a improvisation i think it's also possible that she's not the only one who's ever said it i know it just because it was your show i think there was a thought of like yeah yeah yeah have you been pushing stront out there did you guys know that moshe cash is from the bay to the bay area oh we're from there you talk to him for five minutes you know exactly give him 30 seconds and he'll tell you or else or else he's not really from there wait so in uhf it was badgers so we don't need us thinking badgers got it it's the guy with all the animals the uh the name of uh jimmy mcnullen's mustache we had a couple people reach out because we said that probably it was a name for it it's either the riverboat gambler or the mobius so thank you for this both good um you know we were saying like how uh people have to say quaid army to us and then we say righteous kill and sometimes people say righteous kill to us yes and we don't back right yeah and somebody suggested gaping snorf is what you say if somebody inverts it and leaves you flat-footed you're allowed to just say gaping snort but we're saying it or we're calling them it i think you just that's the response to it because it kind of is correct like like hey righteous kill and we go gaping snorf you go gaping snort you did it wrong but that's our way and that's our code for them to know they've done okay i'm particularly excited is that i'm going to see people in miami who will say it wrong then i'm going to say gaping snorf without them having this context then they will listen to the pod and then retroactively retroact be like oh i guess i was in on the thing it's gonna be brutal gaping snorf like hey shove them too uh oh and then also people said that you know listening to uh griff banks again they noticed a real parallel between griff banks and uh colin jost's pete hagseth on snl up to and including somebody said i think he literally opened one by saying what's up queefs yes correct so basically in this timeline pete hagseth is a big fan of like cut from dress griff banks oh didn't i but didn't i write griff banks with jost yes definitely yeah so i think he's like cribbing he's just repurposing it yeah even subconsciously it's part of his dna at this point yeah also he like is playing the role now i'm like thanks for that i'm like i'm gonna do it for nothing i should have been pete hagseth yeah it's it is very rude i'm sorry it's bullshit andy that sucks like me saying that or that it sucks that that's happening no it just sucks for you and i'm sorry thank you that that's happening to me but also shut up i'm in the manosphere oh really good nice pivot thanks uh let's see our british fans of the podcast called quids somebody wrote in can be if they want sometimes it's that simple i saw some funny snluk stuff on youtube from this last week or previous weeks i don't know i can't remember what has happened when yeah everything is a big soup i saw a commercial that was um for an app called dad swap where you swap out your dad i don't think i've seen that one yet i think that must be from this this saturday well do you care if i ruin what what the joke is no go for it it starts off and it's like yeah it's like a solid thing like your dad you can never make him happy and you can never make him happy and you can never make him happy you have different interests he always wants you to be different so now you can use this app and swap out for a dad who shares all your interests but then very quickly they all start hooking up with the new dad and it becomes all just about that and the creator and the commercial is like that's not what i designed it for it's it really got me i was like hey they're good good stuff that's great yeah that is really good to hear yeah it was funny they did four in a row to start which is the craziest thing in the world oh god i think they're they finally have a hiatus a well-earned hiatus um and obviously if any of them are listening are you guys cool being called quids let us know yeah hit us in the titties or how would you say that uh more across how would you say that hit us in the right jesus yeah i think that's actually it there we go i think that's actually that's our first bleep i think we got our first bleep of the pod we came in hot with the bleeps last week talking about talk about alice dad yeah i mean by the way not his biological dad i think i'll know that just by looking at him although there is a little bit of a similarity weirdly similarly yeah they do kind of look so he did end up with a dad that could have been his real dad yeah like by a lot depending on who the mom was for sure yeah um somebody pitched who's the elf should be the title of the elf show that we're working on oh uh although i do still think it's uh it should be called half it should be called half pronounced health so like if the dad from elf had sex with like an aardvark like if the dad from elf impregnated an aardvark probably while sucking while smoking that'll be bleeped um of course then alf would have been bored where would he be smoking though is there a location um i mean probably a den on melmac good no wait sorry no alf is from another planet does none of this make sense now i realize but let's just say there was no melmac wait can i ask a serious off question yeah ask a serious off question you're saying that he's alf's dad but adopted dad but did you you thought they like let i'll stay there as another sibling to their children he's had like such an adult man voice seemed more like a like a roommate or a just a freeloader right like a drifter kind of like does he have a bedroom it's a serious elf question yeah i'll be honest i don't remember how alf ends up in the house well but you're saying there's a chance that alf's dad had sex with a aardvark and then felt guilty i think we have home and then made up this whole backstory about melmac is just a cover for the fact that right that it's really in the show he crashes into their garage in the show that's a lot of old literature and stuff back when they couldn't really say you know like a dad would go to war yes and he comes back from war and is like hey by the way i'm coming home i'm bringing like a two-year-old they were gone for eight years right and they're like and this two-year-old is i just adopted uh him because his parents were killed in the war and then over years you realize like oh no that's his that he had out of wedlock right so the same thing where you're like the reason that there's an aardvark in the yard now yeah because that's your other mom i'm saying yeah alf's dad really is his dad he was out on a bender for a long time yeah came back being like oh god i have this alf now yeah but it was that on the bender he was smoking aardvarks sorry keith can i jump in just to rewind just a hair you said that happened a lot in war during the war no i mean like fiction you can think of like it's wuthering heights like a trope in wuthering heights they never can kind of clarify Like, why is this dude here? Yeah, he brings home a kid, and I don't think it's supposed to be his son, because if so, it's incest with the two main guys. But, you know, it's questionable, and he brings it home. And then even in the latest Rian Johnson. Spoiler. I haven't seen it yet. Spoiler. That I thought was excellent. There's something happening with that. Now we know it's excellent, Keev. Great. And there was always, like, the reveal that you'd find out that it was actually their real son, because, like, one of their actual kids. Okay, can I ask a serious follow-up question? From what I hear about the new Wuthering Heights, I'm surprised that no one fucks an aardvark in it, because I've heard that that's pretty gay. Well, no, but that was my question. We don't know that they don't. I haven't seen it. It could happen off-camera. If you guys were going to have sex with an aardvark, is that what you would do? Like, to explain the whole thing. Like, if you had an aardvark kid, half aardvark, would you bring it back and then say you were in a war? Was it wartime? Why was I away for long enough? No, I wouldn't say it was a war. I would say, based on how it looked, I'd be like, hey, a spaceship crashed into our garage. Oh, right. Exactly. That's a better backstory. But could Alf, if the first A of Alf stood for aardvark, aardvark life form, makes actual more sense. Yeah. Yeah, because it is like. I wonder if through this lens you could watch the whole series and go, oh, it's the dad's life. Yeah, that's sex with an aardvark. Yeah. That's his sarcastic aardvark son. Also, in the rewatch, you have to then also incept what we know about the actor who played Alf. Alf's dad into Alf's dad's character. Right. It makes sense why they let him stay there, why nobody else ever finds out he's an alien, because he's not. If somebody. Look, I don't fully support doing this at all, but if someone was really good with AI, they could just insert one scene kind of early on in Alf of the dad being like, just tell them he's from another planet. Look, I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. Look, I can't apologize enough. No, just tell them you. Help Alf! Tell them you had sex with an aardvark. No, they'll never forgive you. Go with the alien thing. Ah, I'm so fucked up. Ah, I'm such a fuck-up. But there's a scene. All right, so there's a scene outside the house and it's the first time he's bringing Alf in. Alf keeps calling him dad. Yeah. And he's like, you can't call me dad. Call me Willie. Yeah. I'm Willie. Dad. These aren't your brothers and sisters. You're just a drifter, freeloader alien type who wants to eat our cat. Give me up the sarcasm. All right, so we're halfway through. We should probably jump into the app. We should jump into the app. Jorm, let's take it to Seth's corner. Well, wait, speaking of. Seth's corner, this is. Oh, okay. Wait, wait, wait. It's coming off the rails, Keith. Take it away, Seth. Speaking of the British versions of the SNL, one of the commenters on maybe YouTube or Instagram led us to the Korean SNL version of I Broke My Arm, which. Post that shit. Oh, shit. It's pretty good. Which, there's some changes to it, but it's got, like, the exact same beat. So whoever made that beat, whether it was you, Jorm, or somebody else, they made a new version of it. Sounds almost identical. But there's no way they got our instrumental, or maybe they did. I think that they have access to all that stuff. Right, because they have the old scripts, and it's like a famous actress on a red carpet instead of in a cafeteria. Yep. And we can put the link in the show notes, as they say. And it was pretty interesting. I don't know. And then she doesn't slip on grape jelly. You were edited out, Andy. She's slipping on a banana peel. They have, you know, a different sensibility there. No judgment. And then a guy comes in at the end who it seems like is maybe known there, and I didn't know who it was. I think, and then from the description in the YouTube comments, so I don't know if it's true, that guy has the same name in real life, maybe, as that woman. Like, it's a known thing. Like, there are two famous people there that have the same name. Oh. So when he replaces her, it's like a whole different level of meta joke. Like, you know, like he could replace her because they actually have the same name, even though he's a man who's older. But, yeah. It's like if there were two famous Matt Damons, and then the joke was, you know, he fell so many times he needs a replacement, and now it's the other Matt Damon. Yeah. Wait, her name was Matt Damon? Yes. Yeah. Let's move on. Okay. So, Jon Hamm's hosting. Seth, paint a picture for us. Hamm's back. We love him. We know we got now. And we also got Rihanna back, and it's like, oh, it's all happening. You guys have an album full of songs. You refuse to put them on the show. So. That continues. But you do think you're like, whoa, Shy Ronnie, that was a hit. Can we do it again? I want to say. Yes. Her side asked. Really? Am I wrong? I believe it was like, what are we doing this time? We're back. Like, is it time for another Shy Ronnie? That sort of thing. Yeah. And the first time, if you recall, it was kind of her people's idea, like, hey, we would love Rihanna to be in one of your shorts. But then it just. It kind of clearly from us had come from just reps. Yes. And then this time, though, it was also Rihanna being super nice and being super down. And how quickly did you come up with Ronnie and Clyde as the idea? I want to say I had the phrase Ronnie and Clyde in my notes, Doc, as soon as they booked her. So, like, weeks in advance. Yeah. And then it was a classic, like, how do we make it that, Keefe? And then we just started talking about it and Bank Heist made most sense. Yeah. It's a lot of fun. Jorm, were you back this week or are you still not there for this one? I don't. Where were you? No, and I'm trying to think of, like. Jorm missed weeks and weeks at this point and we don't know what he was off making. Or what he was doing. No, because it's not MacGruber. No. So, I don't know. It wouldn't have been, like, MacGruber Press. There's no way I would have been fucking let out for MacGruber Press. What season is this for us? This is 2010. This is the actual Halloween episode. I know there was something where it said Happy Halloween or something last week. Of 2010. Of 2010. October 30th. I'm looking at the rundown. We got our rare, rare first sketch after the monologue with no commercial break. Like, the commercial parody slot where it's right after. Yes. You know, we had a great show. That's a big slot. Rihanna's here. So, stick around. We'll be right back. I feel like great. Today and this one are the only ones, maybe? Or am I forgetting some? I don't know. If you had asked me if any did that, I would have said no. Like, I don't remember it happening. That's so crazy that it would just go right out of the monologue into a short. I would never have said no. You do? I knew. Oh, yeah. You remember that that happened? Yeah, and us always being like, whoa! Yeah. I do want to say, this is just from the first act of the show, Biden cold open, Myers, ham monologue, Myers, Mulaney, digital shorts, Sandberg, Schaffer, Tocconi. So, this was. We really earned our keep this week. We did. And a total fucking sausage party. By the way, you're on the next two after a commercial break. Vincent Price Halloween, which is a hater, Mulaney, Myers. And then, Back to the Future screen tests, which is a Jost, Myers. That was a good one. I think I was in that as Cage, right? I don't know. You're just owning those first two acts. There's a really fun sketch, which you're probably not going to get to, but maybe next we'll get to, that I remember a part of Always, which is I think it's called Audition, where it's Wig and Ham talking about what they will and won't do if they get cast in a movie. Oh, I remember that. It's really good. It's really good Paula Pell, Wig, and Sublime. I was going to say, it sounds like it was a Paula, right? Yeah. I believe it's like what you're willing to do or what you're willing to show. Yeah, like, I won't do full frontal. I will do da-da-da. Yeah. I'm pretty sure Wig says she'll show full butthole. We should watch it. We should watch it. But let's do, Ronnie, and Clyde. Okay, I'm loving it. Ronnie and Clyde. Dorn, we gotta figure out where you are. I don't know. Like, was I around for recording it at least? I don't fucking know. I also, I do want to open before we start watching. I think I went on the record for Shy Ronnie saying it's the most striking I feel a person has ever been on camera. Mm-hmm. And I feel like she tops it. I have no comment. It is something. Yeah. Again, pretty controversial to say that you think Rihanna's pretty. Was it a little hard for you to do day drinking with her because of that? I mean, was it hard for her? Yeah, exactly. This is reciprocal, right? Seth, it's 1030 at night there. You have sunk into your couch. You're holding the mic. He's holding his mic like a beer. I've never seen him handhold the mic. I'm wearing giant, like, cheaters and a Frisbee sweater and I'm like, yeah, I think Rihanna's pretty good looking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dog pajamas. But I'm not bad myself. Am I right, fellas? I mean, you know, I think we were both, we both got it a couple drinks in us and let's just say I think it was pretty reciprocal. Peace your eyes, boys. It's me, Seth Lee Meierston. You know, usually I can get into any restaurant I want, but they're closing. I'll say, have you been up then since four in the morning? Was that last night or was it two nights ago? No, it was last night. I've been up since four in the morning. That's fucked up, Seth. I don't know how you do it. It's the same as it was on the show. I went to a wedding last night that Josh emceed and he did a great job and it was some of the best speeches and songs I've ever heard at a wedding. It was really pretty great. How late did you stay out, Keith? Maybe 1130. It started at six. Okay, moving on. We've done the work. We know the system. We have the firepower and we have each other. You ready? All right. ♪ Hey, hey ♪ We at it again. Oh, my gosh. He's got a little gun. He's got a little dinky gun. Can we talk about Andy's pants real quick? So, what are you rocking there? I think it's a skirt. It's a skirt. To what you were saying, Seth, I remember shooting this close-up, and it happens on movie sets to me still sometimes. Like, on Naked Gun, I'd be shooting scenes and then occasionally going for a real close-up that only movies do. Yeah. Like, one that cuts off the top of your head. Level close-up, like what we're looking at here. And all of a sudden, I'd be like, oh, I need to be in close on Liam Neeson's face all the time. It's more compelling than most things, and it's why he's a movie star. Where you're just like, there's nothing more interesting that elevates it up to feeling like it's a real movie. But I remember shooting this shot and being like, what the fuck? It looks like almost computer-generated for how perfect her face looks. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. She should do, like, a cosmetics line or something. You know? You know what I mean? I think she could sell a lot. To talk about this for a second, just because it's movie-making, and that's something I sort of got from you, Keev, is that the eyeline should be about three-quarters of the way up the frame. And this frame that we're looking at is exactly that, where her eyeline is about three-quarters up. It's another one of those rules that's meant to be broken, but when you do break it, you should be doing it with real purpose. I always like it, just composition-wise. You should be doing it on purpose for effect, like in The Curse. Exactly. Yeah, Sergio. Yeah, or on purpose. Also Jon Hamm. Right! Yeah. It's also the symmetry of her face, and then Andy, who's got a lovely face, but you're kind of squirreling it up to be its worst version. Thanks. Yeah, it's like he's wearing his readers and hand-holding his mic, leaning back on the couch, so to speak. Looking like Edna from Incredibles. Good pull. Like whatever Dratch's old-school movie exec. Abe Shadwell. Let's make a picture! Double Ds! Double Ds! All right, here we go. All right, so you're wearing a skirt. Because I'm Bonnie. It's inverted. I'm Bonnie. She's Clyde. Yeah. Yeah, you've got the little beret. It's pure white outside because we couldn't get a backdrop. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't ruin the illusion. Okay. I just want people to know, though, that some things aren't really choices. They're fast solutions. It was a very sunny day. Fast solutions. But by the way, did you guys, in burning all the other sets from last time, which we talked about, where you couldn't get to all the other sets, did you guys then learn from the other one, being like, it can all be in one set, guys. Definitely. And we built and had them build the set. And I remember them building a set that was so teeny tiny and only had one wall. It looks very tiny. So you wouldn't be able to shoot. There was no coverage in it. Like an SNL sketch where it was just like one wall and would fit like two people. After I had had a whole long conversation, like this is a big thing and it's going to need this space and they just gave us a shitty and I got so mad at them. I remember that. Just for everybody listening, but like if there's ever a problem with anything, Keev's going to let you know about it many days before. Well, it's just that he was very clear about it up front. Yeah. Everybody now hands in the air it's a stick up, stick up. It's a funny business Oh, you get lit up, lit up You test tight You're going to die And at your funeral Your mama going to cry I just want to point out we're 43 seconds in and you've crossed the line like three or four times. It's a music video. Yeah, okay. She just looked at the camera. It's kind of a movie though. You know, a small movie. She was looking down the lens. Which part of the line is that? Yeah, you did great. With Purpose, these are two movies that are tools for you to use and people have expectations and when you break it, it's so powerful. Absolutely, Keev. It's also, there's things, there's color correction on it too. It looks great. Here, keep going. Something Sergio could have used. I like that you have a mic. Yeah, I have a mic. Yeah, that's great. Because that's just part of it. It doesn't work without you. He brought one in his purse. Yeah. I want to shout out both. Bobby and Vanessa have really good, like, I'm scared, but also I'm straining to try to understand what this person is saying. It's really small. Like, I feel like these are important instructions to the stick-up and I'm really frustrated by my failure. They're such good looks. It's like Bobby's look in Threw It On The Ground is equally like, oh yeah, this guy's really, he's killing that reaction. Also, by the way, this shit bangs too, by the way. This song is fucking, I mean, she sounds good. We should look up who did the beat. I was going to say, I feel like this time around, it's like, because it's a sequel, we have a long intro and she's filling the space more. The beat BM, I think, is slower also. Yeah. Like, it has a lot of shine to it, but I do feel like it's like a little less laughs per second up until this point. Right. And yes, the answer is yes, there is a demo of this somewhere with me doing all of her singing yet again. And how'd you think you did? Better than the first time. But like, all the little things in here, we've thought of all of them. Do you remember this when we were recording? What do you mean by all the little things? Like, every, like, thing that can be. All the little things. It's the same as last time, though. Like, it was, all of it was by design. I love that we said you test I. Mm-hmm. It was T-minus. Ah. T-minus. T-minus. T-minus made this beat. Yep. I still have that dude's number. T-minus with the heaters. Yeah, it's really good. Oh, you know what I was thinking when I was playing, though, is we really, rarely do the SNL sequel sketch that is the, as we call it, the Mad Libs version of the first one, where you're like, yeah, well, here were the beats of the first one. Let's just erase the jokes, kind of come up with a new overall theme, and then do jokes that are new ones. And this is one of the rare times where we did it. And I don't, I don't feel bad about it or anything, but it is like the normal SNL sequel, The Dick in a Box, would be something else in a box. Right. Right, yeah, yeah. Correct. Or here's a new present for Christmas or now it's Valentine's Day. Here's a new present. Well, Shy Ronnie became a sketch when it became one set on the first one. Right. It is interesting, though, because you could easily have figured out something else for them to do with a shy guy and her, but we decided to do a traditional SNL sequel. I mean, it's a little bit more of a story now, kind of. Well, yeah, let's watch it all the way through and see what kind of diversions happen. But can I just say, before we move forward, though, T-Minus is a big Canadian producer. He did a lot of massive hits for DraftKings. After this, I bet, but yes. I don't think so. Probably on the power of this, if I'm guessing. Yeah, sure. Okay, go ahead. Good. Brown is a sticker, sticker Your wallets and jewels We'll pick a sticker Unload the cash Move your ass We gettin' money Tell them Shy Ronnie Please, please use your words Just a minute, just a minute Imagine that everyone's naked Uh-oh Boner alert You really picture them naked What a good Bobby look Why did I think you could do this? When he had to jump the move He shot himself And why is his gun so small? The police come on their way Come out with your hands up Good luck, Shy Ronnie Bye-bye I think we complimented her on the same thing last time, but she learned this song, you know, hours before we're doing it and is hitting all the words. And we have worked with so many pop stars that theoretically could have had the song for three months because we recorded, you know, a while ago and they know we're going to shoot the music video. Not naming no names. And they still don't know any of the words by the time we show up on set. And it's really hard even just having done it an hour before whatever this was, which was right away. But she's just on it. And she never overplays like the way she's just very low-key exhausted with you. Yes. She never overdoes it. You do realize it's like I feel like how she would be in real life if she was frustrated in some way. Oh my God, Seth, we get it. You think she's hot. And I think, like I said, I don't think it's one-way traffic. I was just more focused on the eye lines and awareness. Where the eyes are centered in the frame. Right. And I was noticing that the boner and the boner alert moment looked like a stick. It's a lot like a big, like a stick had been put in. I also feel like that is a joke on something that's been around forever. And I had never seen it before, which is picture everybody naked if you're nervous and then just immediately getting a huge boner. But then it immediately goes away. Yeah. But it is a funny, like, oh, I didn't think that. Of course, that would be the downside. Steve, can we roll back and just look at that boner shot real quick? I think we should guess inches for Shirani, which I didn't do. do think is interesting that is actually that's a good point you wouldn't think shirani would be quite so well endowed but he but yeah oh no he's he's packing i know yeah he's got plenty but are you seeing what i'm seeing though on the most paused moment yeah i can just go right for it i know exactly where it's coming because people want to see this again and again boner alert did become a like a tiktok meme where people did different oh really you know clips and then it would go boner alert and it'd be like about like you know like uh when your husband does all the dishes and you didn't have to ask and then you're like i don't know why would that be appealing and why is your gun so small um that freeze frame is so brutal it's like his it's like his pencil-ish dick is like a foot long the look on my face i look like a demon it's like a fucking head of a demon ship it is like it is why you're so great you're so great at comedy andy here you are with somebody and you're just complete absence of vanity this two shot is just purely delightful to me the worst instinct in comedy is like i then i'll also be cool right yeah no this is how i feel when i hang out with rihanna yeah oh my god well that's because unlike me and her there's a gap right exactly whereas you are her equal in every way looks especially do we give a shiny ronnie freckles like at all no he doesn't have freckles right no no just like a big ass boner like maybe a foot and a half yeah well he's excited all right let's jam it just noticing come out with your hands also the shoes suck they're like white velcro shoes and it's funny what we chose to keep shy ronnie and what what's what's canon shy ronnie can't be changed no matter what yeah sweater shoes socks yeah so he's got the athletic socks the the white like nurse shoes yeah and the same it's the same sweater right yeah it's like faye dunaway and bonnie and clyde like 30 percent yes but then it's her scarf hat and skirt so it's just a perfect 50 50 i think actually yeah while we're on the subject wigs makeup wardrobe all super on point for the like the time period yeah yes killed it yeah looks great on camera the seam coming in with the bags and also all the background like the casting they're all actually being excellent don't say anything seth don't say anything mean about don't bring up the woman from booger man you piece of shit keeps mom's friend she's already she's she's suffered enough ha ha so i shot my own legs don't get the name twisted because i'm crazy i hung a giant ass noose off my giant ass i forgot this money and also this guy come on we're gonna have sex god they cut it up so fast to it like let us hear the applause for a second before you go to the sax for lenny just ripping at you can't stop lenny can't stop lenny thirsty ass youtube algorithm all right there was a lot of great stuff in this last number one the seamless inclusion of john ham who obviously was not there the entire time we were shooting and we just were like if you're down there no one's gonna notice and it feels seamless her grabbing him saying we're gonna have sex ham is also doing that perfect fucking ham smile that he does on the way it is that really good ham look where he's like crazy handsome and then he gives a real goofy look oh my god works for me uh and then your rap immediately kind of talks about the important things that you have a giant dick yep you hung a noose from it and then pause pause pause for the whole song to stop and you can hang from it and just continue he was interrupted yeah but he didn't miss he's picking up right where he left off it's good and then ending with a perfect backflip that actually is like very well executed in every way i would say like yeah my favorite part was like right at the very end when i went oh when lenny pickett kicked in yeah it's like oof can't stop the picket i like that it that they're walking out on the white psych and it still kind of feels okay yeah it's not somehow it's not breaking yeah well it's like that always looks kind of cool yeah blown out i kind of feel like we're like needing maybe some questions about this one because we're not remembering a lot you know what i mean yeah well like what do you mean like questions like hit us in the tit is kind of a sitch you know like next time we'll do some follow-ups because well i have i mean let me just ask this like were you guys when it was over were you like hey because uh second time you did a sequel right yeah because you've already done mother lover laser feel like oh yeah laser cats but did you feel like hey we did a good job definitely i remember being like yeah it was fun it was fun it played yeah they're the the shame we talk about when we let down one of our heroes like a surf meeting or um the testicle song with hanks or whatever where we kind of feel like we didn't rise to the challenge that we wanted to you get the inverse one when you feel like you did deliver like we were so proud about the first shirani that we were like we did a good one with rihanna that is so cool and to have her come back and be way more just familiar with us is like a reward as well to just be like yeah we made a hit together and let's try again yeah so there's a a pride just even in doing it and then we were glad that it worked again and i think i said this after the first shirani but every time i've seen her outside of the show she calls me shirani oh my god like just for that worth it her like main lady that i'm blanking the name did contact us a few years after this saying is there a promo video for a bitch better have my money was her new single it had come out maybe three weeks ago and it was already like you know it's a new rihanna single so it's big and they're like she's gonna be in la is there like a fun alternate universe music video that's just like silly that you guys would want to make with her and we got kind of excited about a shirani one take with rihanna bitch better have my money and i even shot a demo version of it and that was during pop star right yeah it was like right somewhere right near the beginning during prep of pop star yeah and we jammed out and then like schedules changed and you know just these things always come and go really fast and so we didn't end up ever making it just just even the prospect of that is so crazy i think i remember that and then the video for it came out we were like that's way better but this was always going to be like an alternate silly version no it was gonna be like a promo oh i see it was like the little amuse bouche it was like it was gonna be cool like the idea was we were putting gopros in a car before people did that all the time and it was gonna be getting rihanna to drive you around like you were basically she was your pen like she was my pen yeah and it was like bitch better have my money and it was like she's singing this song while she's like making shirani get out of the car i remember now clearly he's doing bad things and then getting back in the car and we had worked it out if like we drove around the one block where she could actually drop you off continue driving and then get you back in without any cuts and it was in the valley somewhere right like yeah we really had worked it out it would have been god damn it oh that would have been i uh i hosted uh rihanna's diamond ball a couple of times in new york city this sounds like a joke but it's not wow and the first time i did it i because again it's an incredible charity and i was like it's just a good nice reminder to know that when she says bitch better have my money she's gonna then use that money for philanthropic means this isn't somebody just trying to like get rich for all the right reasons can you use that money for good do we wish she didn't say bitch sure yeah but it's important get more bees with honey that might be a lesson to be learned um it's really fun we should get a voice note from ham maybe for next week ham if you're listening give us a voice note tell us what your memories were i bet he was so nervous to do this so nervous we yeah what we dropped the ball not telling him we were about to do this and getting that quick voice but you know who really dropped the ball everybody didn't tell me not to spend my last hour putting together questions and i'm like oh my god i'm so nervous i'm so nervous i'm so nervous about we like sports have them in your back pocket don't lose don't lose that that's cool don't lose that note i got up i got up 4 15 in kansas city i had to go return a hertz had to return my own hertz round card yeah um can we just i know andy has to go and we're gonna take your questions about this and answer it we'll play a ham note but uh two things keev can you cue up and show us the uh audition sketch yeah of course jack black sing us in and andy yeah i bailed six short i didn't even really try it was just too much i couldn't do it today whoa i think i'm closer than you that's the saddest one we've ever had i know yeah six shorts this movie's really wearing on on our guy but i gotta clean the two days previous to today we weren't doing i'm sure we couldn't do the podcast those days oh that's such a bummer just those two days i quibbled um hold on i want to see where i am very clean very exciting we're agree with that i live for yesterday and the day before i'm only three away yes you beat me yeah wow well first time for everything yeah but i didn't i mean i also looked at hints and you probably haven't no i didn't look at any hints yeah so yeah i didn't really beat you but hey guys andy here um it's the day after we recorded and obviously i had a pretty bad day on the spelling bee but as mentioned i did get it um clean the first two days prior to the day that we recorded but this is the day after and i just couldn't help but chime in and just mention that i did it 100 clean as we call it squeaky clean zero hints of any kind didn't even look at the total number of words or total score knocked it out in under 15 minutes it was an easy one but i still felt really proud and i wanted to get that out of the world because i know that seth didn't do it all right back to the pod um all right you got it i got it rock and roll next for the part of nicole we have lizette barn hello oh hello hello see we've had you in here before i'm with classy faces talent agency you've heard of them nope can't say that i have well um here's my head picture it's of me dressed as a sailor looking into a crystal ball pretending to be surprised that's exactly what it is yeah okay listen um uh before we start um i have read the play uh it's very greasy and so there are no surprises later i'm just going to tell you what i am comfortable doing and not doing and you are just going to have to deal with it okay right well i am willing to show my legs my arms my face my stomach my full back my toes the top part of my head my naked breasts uh my butt crack my belly button my full vagina um let's see i will show my nipples my spread apart butt um my push together boobs okay lizette uh you're not gonna have food okay and these are things that i will do i will sing i will swear i will show my bush i will tap i will jiggle um i will cry i will push my boobs together um i will lift up my skirt turn away from the audience bend over and pass gas with sound is that i think you might have read a different well these are the following things that are out of the question i refuse to wear a costume um that's it okay well that could be a problem well and these are some things i might be talked into doing i might punch myself in the face um i might touch a ding dong never say never i might tinkle in a fake sink um i might eat a very small bowl of white bird waste if it is relevant to the story otherwise you know i mean come on was that can i give you a little bit of feedback yeah uh you're not getting this part i'm sorry to interrupt but i'm her husband i just have to know how this is going oh he just told me i i didn't get the part it's done well you are making a huge mistake sandy please no i want to do this this woman isn't just my wife she is an actress she is a masteress of her craft are you insane in the membrane insane in the brain you guys gotta go first let me ask you sir have you seen this woman's stanley steamer commercial sandy joel let me remind you two women are having a conversation on a couch a child runs in and asks mommy to look at the family dog's new trick well unfortunately the new trick is him dragging his dirty rear along the carpet and she has to get so mad do it honey toby wow that it's you yes it's her and i'm sorry if she has stanley so i'm like every other loose actress that comes in here no no no no you're you're right i'm sorry so now that you know who she really is does she have the part no what if she were to put a jelly bean on a chair sit down and when she stands back up the jelly meat is gone get out what if it's a plum good bye good day sir i mean jerk i hope you're happy who's next uh sandal barnes hello i'm sandal barnes i am with the top hat warehouse agency uh i will show the backs of my legs uh my pushed together but uh the front of my wiener i will wear diapers uh i will not work with children although i will dance with them uh i may juggle uh i will show my wife's vagina really good wow show my wife's vagina there isn't a bad take on an in terms of like that that is live and the cameras are going back and forth yeah yeah every single moment is perfect yeah and even the way sudeikis is choosing to play it so like light and jovial in the top half like just that kind of smile of like being entertained by her but not outside of the sketch being entertained with her within it as like hey i see auditions all day and this is a kooky one i'll i'll entertain it for a little like this is very good at playing that real the really good cut is when sudeikis like varies his pace on that line you guys gotta go and they catch that just right also as we've established i don't like sketches that end with somebody jumping on a window and that is uh it is really worth going to watch because sudeikis opens the window and you think he's going to jump out and he jumps out and it's just on street level yeah he just walks away it's a really nice version and wig obviously is like pitch perfect on every single second as well and then ham also ham's great that's what i mean of them operating at such a pro level it's very nice to see so funny the whole time and then it really hits its apex at when he has her do the line from the commercial yeah that was you it's also that thing of like they're filthy the things they're willing to do but they also really work to not say dirty words like when he's like drags his rear across the carpet like touch a ding dong like they're really i mean insane in the membrane too just like oh god yeah what do they think everybody else is gonna you know is doing that they're the ones that are holding the moral high ground um all right guys look at us death sunday night crew that's i gotta go but there's ample opportunity for seth's corner in this episode i know but i didn't put any work into it so maybe when we come back we'll uh okay so we're gonna put a pin in seth's corner yeah we'll get john ham's take here we'll get some questions yeah yeah we're doing great guys another one here's some other things we're gonna tease that we we have uh jesse david fox great comedy writer over at vulture did a podcast with brian cranston and where brian cranston talked about the bielan brothers so we have permission to play that oh killer that was just randomly one that that jesse at vulture also remembered really liking and wanted to talk to him about i wonder when we hear the clip it might be that or it might be that brian brought it up we'll have to listen okay oh i think jesse just brought it up with him because we talked about it that's what i was wondering yeah yeah sorry and then uh jack quaid cueto has been doing press and uh some people have been yelling out quaid army to him ah it was great we should develop something that he gets to say that's different than righteous kill right yeah i don't know what this is but conor ratliff who's a really funny guy has something called the acting class live at ucb theater and uh six days ago he did an episode of his show with special guests jack quaid and meg ryan jack quaid's mom and somebody yells out quaid army and uh there's a very funny clip where jack quaid has to try to explain why someone's yelling quinn you have to go so far back he has to explain to his mom it has nothing to do with him no he's like no i started kind of a militia mom it's uh not a cult but it is there for us if we need it if people yell quaid army at him should he yell back mac and cheese yes exactly either that or mac and cheese but yes yes well that's jack's yeah yeah right sorry it's a mac and cheese mac and cheese and then trying to explain that to you there's a clip online of that seth you saw i want to see that yeah i'll send it it's really funny too because then he's trying to explain to meg ryan he goes so you know the lonely island she's like what's that and it's like it's just watching us realize there's no like he's in general our podcast is impossible like a lot of our listeners have now pointed out that it's like not a thing to put on in the car with people who haven't listened to the previous hundred episodes no it's impenetrable because it's impenetrable is that what you're saying but in a good way it's impenetrable in a good way all right guys i love you all i love you too love you love you guys later arnold later quades