Shxts N Gigs Confessed WHAT??

- Welcome to. I get nervous to do it in front of people for some reason I'm not fit. Well, you know what I'm saying? I just feel like I'm not gonna look at it. - This isn't part of the thing he genuinely is. - Your good. Take as many takes as it takes. - Okay, all right. - Well now everyone knows who you are. Okay, right. Welcome to staying relevant. The podcast host is in place. (laughing) Hang on, you've got a real effort for your interest. - Very, I still have. - You're trying to read it. - You sure you got it. - Just a 250 episode of "Sang With Downed Fun." All right, now take the time, bros. - Yeah, go again, go again. - No, no, no, no, no, fuck it, whatever, no, I'm putting it down. - Oh, shit. - Oh, there we go. - Yeah, that's about it. - That's about it. The podcast. - We got laugh, I've even started, mate. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Sorry. - I'm hot. - Yeah, yeah. - I should have won this today. - I'm hot. - I've got a vest everything. - Relax, bro. - That's what I'm making. - No, I'm making a shit. - I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, you sat here with a fucking vest before. - I've seen clips. - I've seen clips. - No, we're not coming skiing, man. - You're skiing, it's going skiing. - No, I'm going. - No, because that's a really hot. - What, are you gonna fucking do it? - No, I won't do it. - I won't do it. - See, now he's definitely not doing it. - He's got a vest on. It's not even nice. - I don't give a fuck what he's wearing. Shouldn't a wanna fucking money jump or should he? - I'm wearing the vest. Good man, do it. - I'm not yet, mate. - Okay. The podcast hosted by two best friends, me, Sam, Tomson and Peter. James, Jonathan Joseph Wicks. (audience clapping) That was it, that was my end. - Is that your name? - No. - Okay, cool, cool. - Just a pream in, sometimes there's a desire, all sorts of stuff. - Just a Jedi. - Jedi, Jedi, Jedi. - This is the bonus episode, which means it is Thursday. This comes out and you'll be able to watch this on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday. And then the main episode, which came out orderly on Monday, you can now watch on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel as of 5pm last night, which is Wednesday, which means you can catch us on a Monday, Thursday, Saturday. Wonderful. As this is the bonus episode, this is mostly about you, but this is a very special bonus episode, 'cause we haven't, yes. As always, this episode will contain swearing if you don't like it, go fuck yourself. - Yes. - No alcohol just water today. - Yeah. - Normally peat nights a beer or two. - Okay. - No one knows who you're talking to yet. - Oh, yeah, sorry. Please welcome, I've wanted them on this podcast, for so goddamn long. It's the host of Shits and Gigs podcast, Jason Furo and I'm here. - Yeah. - Let's go. - Come on. Boys, I've wanted you here for so long. - Oh, appreciate it, bro. Thank you. Your energy is amazing, man. - Yes. - Same. - Yeah, I mean, you've just had sort of 10 minutes of it. - Yeah. - Try it seven days a week for 24 hours a day. - Should we be further? I'm seeing like comparisons. - Who's who? - Who's who? - This is like, yeah. - Right. - You're very free. You give massive fat energy. - So are we together? - Not like that. - Not like that. - Obviously not like that, but like, yeah, we're in sync. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You're gonna take your jump. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Come on. - Tempting. - All right. - I'm in. - You're in. - Yeah. - Just for context, if you put the two bits together, are we together, take your jump off. - Take your top off. - Why do I sound really aggressive? - Take your top off. - Now. - Consentially. - How long is the episode usually? - 40 minutes. - 40 minutes. - Oh, I can keep it on. - Yeah. - You reckon you can, three hours. - If it's three hours, I'm taking off. - Get your tips out. - You can go on. - No, it's fine. - How about you five? - I think I'm dressed up as a man. - He's gonna come. - He's a cool man. - We're good. - We're good. - We got this beat. - Yeah, boys, thanks for coming in. - No, thanks for having us, man. - I think there is, slight similarity is based on, in fact, used to our best mates and so are we, supposedly. But you've been doing it longer. - Best mates or the pod? - What? - Both, I think, in terms of the pod and being best mates, how are you two still getting on because we're struggling? - No, really. - No, what don't site that? - I'm not supposed to tell people. - We're not struggling, we're having a fucking great time. - Oh, okay, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, what about hell? - Why are you best friends, may I ask? - It's a fucking question. - It's a nice, myself every day, mate. - Yeah, I'm being dead-ass though, like, how comes? 'Cause you weren't even on the same show or anything. - Well, we met on a show. - Oh, yeah, we met on Slips Go Day in. - Oh, okay. - Interesting. - Like 54 times that I did it. - Yeah, twice. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, still single. (laughing) But yeah, one of the times I did it and he just attached himself to me and then wouldn't leave me alone. - Oh, yeah. - And his persistence sort of pays off and then out of that, obviously a pog was born. Used to his uni, no? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Good, hell no. - First day. - First day. - First day, a few years or 16 years ago, something like that. - Two more years, and you just go, "I like look at you." - Yeah, 'cause he was black. And that was usually the black thing. - Literally. - Literally. - It's because I was black. - There was three of us, me and then our other friends, who still our best friend, and then through that. And then I came in late to the first lecture and I was like, "Oh, white, white, white, white, white." And then they were chatting, I was like, "Cool, two black guys." And then I heard them talk about basketball, I was like, "I like basketball." - Yeah, there we go. - Friends of his. - Do you know what I love about that? Is I was on the same thing with the hand up? I like basketball. (laughing) I like dating. Let's do that. - Yeah. - That is very you coded, actually. - Yeah, he's the first time me and Pete Met was actually when I was really screwing up with the girl. - Okay. - Yeah. And I was basically tripping over my words and stuff like that. And I went over to PON and I'm really, really fucking struggling over here. And I never met him before. And he was just giving the eyes. - Nice. - And I can still do it to this day. - No, that's not it. - No. - That can't have been it. - I know what. - That can't. - No, chin to the chest. - No, no, no, no. - No, it's not. - No. - Yeah. - No. - No. - I refuse, bro. - That's like a vomit face. - No, what? - Yeah. - Which is weirdly what they did in return. - Oh. - Yeah, that is. - But maybe stuck to each other ever since then, then we started doing some tick tocks together. - Right. - Like an inflatable outfit, some dancing. - Have you ever done inflatable outfits that dance together? - No, never crossed my mind. - No, no, no. - Not fully that. - No. - Never crossed my mind. I just managed to do it just to shut him up. - Okay. - And that was, yeah, what, eight years ago, no? - Eight, yeah, how long? - That's a long time. - I mean, it's been a friends of eight years. - Together for. - Together for chill. - Sorry. - Like double, yeah. - Yeah, 16, 16 years. - 16 years. - Yeah. - 16 years. - Yeah. - 16 years. - 100%. - I don't see why I do it. - It's like a dyes. - Yeah, well, in which case that's going to be me, isn't it? We only know. So you boys, I would love to know what you boys look like when you are like, how, how do you know? - With, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh no, no, you've known Math on 16 years. - How old are you? - No, guess. Have a guess. How would you think? - Don't do Math in here. Just take a wild stab. - Fine. - Gonna go for it. - 36. - Okay. Thank you for. - 84, day five. - 85. - I went old. I'm gonna be honest with you. I went old. - Yeah. I'm glad. - You're a kid, you don't know. - You're really a kid. - Backtrack. - The backtrack is brutal. - 18. - Oh, shit, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - I'll quit Math. - Oh, Jesus. - Fair play. - Yeah. - You boys call yourself short kings, don't you? - I'm not talking about short kings. - I think we get called short kings. - And then we attach that to our left. - How do you feel about, you know, being called short kings? - Well, I feel fine. - Yeah. - I feel very cool. - I feel fine. - I feel alright. - I mean, you're the short one. - I'm actually not. And I'm taller than both of you. - I'm not. - I'm not. - How tall are you? - He doesn't want to stand up now. - He's not even 10. - Yeah. - You're not even a little tall. - Hold on. - There we go. - Let's fucking do this. - We need to stand up. - All four of us. - I'm not going to shoot back on it. - Come on, come on. - Are you getting comfortable? - Yeah, I'm really warm. - Get the shoes off, man. - I know you want extra hell out of it. - No, no, no. - She's like a shoes off. - I'm not taking shoes off. - Yes, you are. - No! - What? - I can't. - I can't. - I can't. - I can't. - Come on, you guys. - So, um, this short kink thing. - You haven't seen Hannah's hair yet. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Fucking hell. - No. - No. - This is the problem. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm making joke. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm making joke. - Fucking ugly. - Right. Fine. Okay. - Back to the scripts. - Yeah. - I think I called short kinks as well. - Okay. - But we recently did a thing about this. If you heard about this nightclub in London. - Nope. - I don't even say. - I think I know you're gonna say it. - I think I know you're gonna say it above six foot can get in. - I saw that on Instagram. - Yeah, fuck. - What do you think about that? - So, yeah. - How do you think I feel about it? - That's height. - It is, isn't it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you two are fucked. We got time. - We have, I think we can, we can spin it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. She wants to go to this club and see if they actually turn me away because I look let's go. I hope they're not. I'm not right. As a fool. Okay. And they do just go, sorry boys, you're too small. Yeah. Like how would you respond to the bouncy says that when you argue with them, be like, no, no, no, for her. Well, first of all, I'm being like, Sam, why did you do this when you knew this was coming up? Why are we all here? Marathon ourselves when it's literally what I said. There's not a worse. I mean, turn away from the club. Let alone go somewhere where you know you're not going to get in. No, you're not going to go. Is it because I'm short like Wang Cup. Yeah. Not tonight. Yeah. Facts. I'm going to be humiliated. Also, it's, I'm going to be the shortest one in there if they do let me in. Well, we won't. Oh, yeah. You man will be the shortest ones in there. That's just a really good point. We'll be ferretting around. Yeah. I'm trying to get bitches. I don't think I've ever said bitches. Also, just remember the birds. Oh, get it. Shit. You won't be getting bitches. No, of course. No, no, no. I'm going to make a belief world. Yeah. What I'm saying is, yeah. Not a world that you want to live in just a hypothetical. Yeah, very happy to get like a couple of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool. I mean, if you could pick a hype, what would it be? We've had this discussion before. I don't want to go too far. I'd say like six two. Why? Because it's just like, how do I say? I don't want to be the tall guy. Yeah. I just want to be like a normal guy and they're like, oh, you actually are tall enough. I thought that's what I would like. I don't want to be like the tall guy. I'd say six three. Because my dad's six three. You got fucked over. You got fucked over. Yeah, I did. It's peak. So my dad and his twin are six three. My dad was six seven. Oh. Yeah. My mum's dad's vertically challenged. Yeah. A person of restricted gratitude. Yeah. But we get, and there's nothing wrong with this, by the way. Oh, God. And nothing wrong with this. Right. But we get called a couple quite a lot. And so if we're in sort of like sexual relationship with each other. Maybe by the same. Okay. Do you guys as a duo? Because I feel like we can't really talk about a someone else. Like, do you get like, actually, like you guys are like, I'm like, I'm sucking each other off. That's crazy. No, not have you. I've seen no, it's in like, do you get spoken to like you are both like a couple? Oh, yeah. Oh, actually, I want to say spoken to you. I'll say in the comments. Yeah. I mean, yes. Okay. The comments. No, it comes up to me and goes, how's Pete's dick taste? Like, because I don't quite know yet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not letting me in yet. I didn't even have a hand, you know, this about it. See, I don't do this though. I don't do this though. I don't do this. That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a lot. That's unfair to you. You're lucky. That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah. That's a lot. That's a lot. Sorry, bro. You'd be fucking taking you to the toilet, fucking tossing you. Don't start on me. Sorry, Pete. That's unfair to your co-hosts. No, we never would go anywhere. Because obviously we do so much together. Yeah. When everyone goes, that way is same as if he's fucking attached to me. Oh, yeah. We get that. We get that. I can't do anything about our year. What's the response? Could you fuck you off? Yeah, it's annoying. I'm just like at home. Living his life. Yeah. But then what makes it worse is that there is like law with us about our other friend called Toby, who first spends time with sometimes. And then there was a whole kick off about that. So if you got custody of one of your friends, between like joint custody. It's not a custody thing. It was all our friends. Yeah, they're all our friends. But there was a period of time a couple years ago when through I used to live in Manchester. When he moved back to London, he was spending a lot of time with Toby. And then he would hear me about it. And I tell me about it. And I'll get jealous. And then there was this whole kind of backstory around that. Full out Toby. No, I love Toby. I was just jealous of what was going on without me. You see, you love Toby. You just don't love when, when through. Yeah, I don't. There's no reason why they should be hanging out when I'm not there. That could be understandable. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because they, I imagine they probably could have invited you to like now, wherever it was. Yeah, so, but they were just hanging out. But then do you ever think to yourself, there's obviously a reason they didn't. So maybe you should look at yourself. Oh. I'm just saying, you know, you got to look cool. You got to look at different sides. I may have. Didn't make you question. And I was like, well, that doesn't make sense. Why would it be? That's a fact. Yeah, so yeah, so more time now when people stop me, they'll always be like, I don't know, but I'll probably wait. Right. So how much to do and Toby used to stag him off? Never. When you used to go, but no, never in a million years. I mean, this is an open, you know, it's an open before I would never say to myself. Never, never. I'll sometimes just feel like, yeah, you've. I started the awful time. I know, but you hang on. I get that. I get that. We do get that. I get that energy. But also we don't have that problem because, um, well, I can't stand on you, mate. So it's so, so he hates my mates. Really? What's wrong with him? They're just posh. Like, yeah, I'm just going to play with him. I would know. I would know. We're playing golf. We're fuck off, Dave. And play golf. I'm a game of golf. I don't see. I don't see. I don't see my life. What does your average Saturday look like? I get up, walk the cats, going by some flowers, the girlfriend, you know, from the market. We'll fresh. Going to get up, getting coffee. Going for a run. And then I'll just call someone and let my striver know and tell everyone that I'm fucking running. Go home, click a couple of steaks for the girlfriend, watch Law of the Rings. I mean, bed by nine. I love the rings, is it? Yeah, my boy. Yeah. Yeah. Law of the Rings is brilliant. He just hit me bang on. Really? Like that is literally my Saturday. Okay. I like trying to be wholesome. And, uh, and you know, if there is sort of like a nice walk to be had after it. I really do not. I love as well. I love a view. I really like a view. I love a view. Yeah, yeah. Something to go to the bank, but River, just go and have a look at the sort of just watch. Oh, fucking. You're a boy, you're a now. Yeah, I just like a view, mate. I like sometimes I take photos of views. I do that. Yeah. See if you have that. I'm a photographer. I like to take pictures. Yeah. Yeah. But I like I like a wholesome Saturday for me. It's sort of, um, yeah, it's just, it's just a relaxed sort of thing. I just had a little bit. Get up. The dogs ever cut the coffees, sit down. They're at a wall, switch me phone off. Chill out to a Sunday. Can I be honest? Wow. It's the exact same fucking shit. Get over yourself. Yeah. Get over yourself. That's the exact same day. Yeah, but my view is, um, yes, the answer I've ever heard. It is. It's the same day, bro. Yeah. It's just less thing. It's less wholesome. I'm drunk when I do it. Oh, okay, fair. Beaches are alcoholic. That's more, Peter. That's sad. Peter. Peter. Peter. That's sad. Fucking hell. My ears picked up. I didn't call that when I done St. Rock. I was feeling like, I feel like I should apologise at this point. That was a disappointment. Then genuine disappointment. Mate, James, I'm telling you something, mate. Every single Christmas, I will get to meet my sister and my mum to invite Pete round for Christmas dinner. Yeah. None of us ever get a reply. My poor mother. She will message people, and I'd make, do you want to come around? Yeah, but I pop around and see her Christmas eve. She does fancy Pete. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, no. Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. What is this? Do you fancy someone's mum? No, no, no. I'm just saying to say. Do you fancy it? Oh, mate. Is your mum hot? No, she's good looking. Is that weird? Maybe that's weird. Is it like. Pete's down, bro. Is your mum actually banging? No, she's not banging. She's my mum. Yeah, but when you were in school, was your boy's wife? Yeah, all my mates were like. Really? Can we see a picture of your mum? No, yeah. No, no. No, no. I've got a number. Oh, yeah. Damn. Yeah, run it up. Oh, I won't show you that one. Oh, fuck. You're ready for this. Yeah. He's gone for it. Absolutely fine. Yeah. He's gone red as fuck. That's more of a fuck. Yeah. I would be too. Yeah, no, no, no. Right. This is. Yeah, this is Sam, me and Karen. Oh, wait. Why is it that they look so. It's a weird photo. So it's tough for you now, because if you say all no, then it's disrespect. No, fair. Like I can see. Yeah, nice. Mum listens to his podcast about every episode. How are you, Karen? A lot of mum and mum love you so, so much. Right. So much. Well, I mean, there you go. This is kind of ties into where we go. So the bonus episode, we generally do like dilemmas. From people at right here and all that stuff. Okay. Which you guys do quite a similar thing. But I imagine your advice is probably better than ours. Why would you think that? I just, you just seem more stable than us. Less on the hidden. Across leg like you do meditation, Jen. No, to be fair, you know what it is? This is white. We intentionally have less comfortable chairs in our studio. So we don't like. So we don't like snooze-ish shit. Yeah, this is like a. This is like a. Yeah, this is really, really nice. Yeah. First time anyone's coming to this studio and said this is a treat. It is though. Really? I think it's a treat. We're on it to be here. Yeah, honestly. Yeah, we were on it to have you. Really? You're shot in the f*ck heart. Yeah, I'm a shot in the f*ck heart. How exciting was I when they were coming in? It's gonna be cool, but that's. Yeah, yeah. But was I a mashing fan of you? No, but those are the best ones because everyone has guests that they just kind of get through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's nice to be excited. Yeah, man. But no, I'm happy that you're excited because that makes us want to like try our best. Yeah. Oh my god, I'm going home. Shit. Feet taken away. Yeah. Right. First dilemma then that's come in. Someone's just fanned out that a fiance's. Sorry, my socks are real dirty in this quite sway. Sorry, Cali. That's not the dilemma. Yeah. Someone's fanned out that the fiance's cheating. They've ended things. But colleague he's been cheating with is also due to get married in society. It also due to get married in six weeks. How would you deal with it? Say that one more time. So someone has just found out they're f---ing. fiancee's cheating. We've ended things, but the colleague he's been cheating with, so the fiancee's been cheating with someone at work, is also getting married in six weeks' time, so they're obviously. - I cheated on my fiancee as well. Did you cheat on your missies? - No, I'm not. - Cut it myself in the situation. - I'm not playing bro. - Sorry, this is. Oh, right, okay. I'm the guy you've cheated on with. - No, I'm not. - No, okay. Now you've over-complicated. - Yeah, so let me. - Yeah, let me land. - That's the way you want to bite it into the. - Just let it land. - Yeah, let me land. - Just do it. - Let me land, bro. - Just let these guys work it out, and just. - I'll just get off. - Yep. - Yeah, I cheated on my girl. - Yes, I'm fortunate. - Unfortunately, yeah. But the person I cheated on my girl with. is also getting married right in six months. - Yes. - What do you say to my girl? How do you console her? What's the situation? - What do I say to the one that. - What? Who am I? And this is your friend. - You're my brevjit. I'm just. - I'm just. - I'm just. - I'm just. - I'm just compiling you bro. - And I need to find out if I need to tell the groom as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. What happens? - How do you even. - I'm packed with you? - To be fair, I'm not a snitch. - Okay. - I'm actually not a snitch. - So you're just going to ride up? - I'm just going to keep quiet. - Okay. - Yeah. - Okay, let's say you wear a snitch. Then yeah, I'm going straight to the groom. - Yeah, but how are you going to. - Finster. - What's Finster? - I think it's Instagram. - I create a fake Instagram account. - Yeah. - And then start messaging the groom to be. - Oh, I don't even know. I have one of them, aren't I? I'm going to do another one. - Fair. - Yeah, but I'm saying, if I were a snitch. - Yeah. - If he was a snitch, you're not a snitch. - Right, so. - That's how snitch is snitch. - A non-amuse. - Exactly. - A non-amuse recites. - So you're not telling though realistically. - Let's say. - No, he is. - No, but no, but no. - If he weren't a snitch, you wouldn't. - So, he's just hiding behind some. - Basically, what he's doing is he's no trolling. - Yeah. - I would say. - So leave him be a snitch, be a troll. - Maybe me actually wouldn't say anything. If I was the type of person to say something, that's how I would say it. - Fair enough. - I wouldn't say a thing. - I'm not saying a thing. - I'm turning up to the wedding. I'm the vicar. I'm turning up to the wedding. I'm putting on a vicar's outfit at that wedding going, "Is anyone object?" 'Cause I fucking do. - That's how you exactly why. - You don't have to be a vicar to object. You could just be a guest. - Yeah, it's not valid. - It's not valid. It's a great fun to sort of get the events that heavy. - That takes pre. - Yeah, I like pre. - Yeah, but that's so much energy wasted. - I feel like, in a. I feel like in your own mind, not you specifically. In one's own mind, the revenge seems cool. Until you have to come home and then be like, "Guess what I did on Saturday. I planned to infiltrate this wedding." - So I could object. - I got myself. - Yeah, I got myself awfully dressed. - I thought a day, just so I could ruin this wedding because this would happen. And then him being like, "That's pathetic." - Yeah, yeah. - Literally. - No wonder she's taking the week. - Shit. - So this is a real life dilemma from Sam, actually. Because we've just dealt with this on the pod. Sam has got a lovely girlfriend, really stunning girl. And I'm going to be really honest with you, Punching. - He's Punching. - Oh, fuck here. - Oh, okay. - I'm fair. - Do you feel like you're Punching? - Yeah. - No, that's cool. - Yeah, and she's lovely. Really lovely girl. They were out for dinner at the week. And we spoke about this on the pods last week. And as they were leaving the restaurant, a man grabbed her arm and said, "You're the most beautiful guy." - Oh, yeah, yeah. - You're the most beautiful guy I've ever seen. It would be wrong for me to let you leave here without asking for your number. - Oh. - Sam was with her. - I'm a little like that. - She then went, "Oh, that's my boyfriend." Sam didn't know what to do, didn't say anything. So, smiled and waived. And then the guy went, "Really?" - And that's how it ended. - To be fair, I think that's Loki Alpha, dude. I'm not going to lie to you. - Tell me exactly why. - Yeah, because you're nerfing yourself in purpose. - No, it wasn't on purpose, he just didn't know what to do. - You're nerfing yourself in purpose. - Okay, we got. - Sorry, I didn't realise you were trying to save him, sorry. I just thought, "What a fucking. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Your. - Yeah, you're cucking yourself intentionally, so he can be like, "What the fuck?" So then you could just stroll out there and be like, "Yeah, what the fuck?" - That's my girl, bro. - And then, "Yeah, that's my girl, bro." And he's just going to be left like, "How is this my reality?" - Yeah, what universe am I living in? That this piece of shit gets to go home with her. - And then you'd be like, "Yeah, bro." - Of course I did. - I'm just sad. - Yeah, I'm sad! - I'm sad! - I'm sad! - That's exactly how I am, dude. - You know what? I'm just hanging out. - Can I ask you a question? - Can I make anything you need? - After you guys left, what did you say to your Mrs. or what do you miss to say to you? - After that encounter. - That's a really good question. - Or when you got home, right? I turned around, sir, when we got in the cab, and I went, "Did I do.?" - It was that like. - Did I do good? - That was a. - No! - Oh, it's worse! - You didn't tell me that! - I must have. - You don't need to cook for her! - No! - No! - No, I just went. - Did I do good? - No, I just said. - No, I was just like. - Mommy did a good. - I was. - No, I just said to her. - I'm really proud. - I went, "Is. should I have done something differently?" And she was like, "No, is that. is that a sponge?" - She was like, "Get it all the time." - I just fucking tell her. - No, it's all the time. - Sam, Sam, Sam. - Get it all the time! - Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam. - I'm a shuddy, you know what I'm talking about. - I don't even know what I've done. - My butt's hot! - Oh, yeah! - I don't give it all the time. - Yeah, yeah. - She was like, "I can handle myself." - And I was like, "Oh, cool, fair, I can handle myself." - I don't need him, man. - I don't need him, man. - Yeah, Sam, I can handle myself. - I can't handle myself. - Oh, my God. - Yeah. - Do you bench press? - Oh, stop. - I think he's in decent shape. - What a do you bench press? - Two bench press. - Okay, cool. - Just throw that weight around. - Yeah. - I'm actually not, but I'm quite light. - No, to be fair. - I'm a shoemaker, can I guess? - Yeah, go. - 78 kilos. I was gonna say 75. - 73. - Woo! - Yeah, 73. - Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. - But it does bench over 100. - Nice! - Yeah. - Yes, fucking go. - Yeah. - Nice. - I think we've ever discussed benching on this podcast. - Is a fucking reason. - I feel like I just got a hammer during that entire time. - No, no, no, listen, he'll go do an old set of things. - Then I've heard that, I should have left it there. - That's it, be fair. - There's a reason. - There is a clearly a reason. Why, he didn't know the rest of that story. - And now he felt like you were a safe space. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then you got out of it. - You drew me in, you drew me in. - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, bro. - Have you ever asked, and I mean this genuinely, have you ever asked whether sex was okay? - Oh my God. - Nope. - Oh, have you? - Yeah. - Is your current, is your current, is your current, is your current? - So he went through a single period where, you know, he was playing a, you know, playing a field around a little bit. - He was at a practice, you know what I mean? So he did use to come and say, it's just a sex I don't think it was my best. And I did ask her how it was. It's very after. - I got called a selfish lover at one point. - Oh my God. - I didn't understand what it meant. - So we, we asked how it was. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, you fucking, no, no. - Don't fucking try that, call him that in a voice. If you silly, you fucking call him. - Oh my God. - Especially because he said to me, it was bad because I did, I knew I didn't do well, so I asked, like, what was wrong with it? - I got called the Smiler once. - The Smiler? - The Smiler? - That does, that makes it. - Oh, this is called the Smiler because I was so happy of myself that she learned how to, I was just smiling down it. That's scary. - Oh my God. - Yes, I found out that my nickname was a Smiler. - In the group chat. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - Yeah. - When you make it to the group chat for the wrong reason. - Yeah. - I'm gonna ask to get one. - And is that energy now? - Oh yeah, fair. - It's rough. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, you're wiggling now, yeah. - It's rough. - I understand why you have to keep it here. - Yeah. - Because if you drop, you might drop. - Yeah. - So you have to keep it up. - Oh no. - Here we are. - So should we all go out together? - I think that'll be fucking hilarious. Not gonna lie to you. - Yeah. - I think it'll be decent. - I think it'll be fucking hilarious. - I think we'll have a great time. - I think when I've got, do you like to keep the show? - Yes, we do. - We had to keep the show literally before we came here. - No, you did not. - Shut the fuck up. Yeah, we did do it, bro. - Oh, bro, I'm in. - Oh. - God, no, no, no, no, no. - Where's your, that's crazy, by the way. - Where's your, where's your mom? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - Don't stop talking. - I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry. - I'm so clutch. - No, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - Where's your, where's your like, go to Saturday night out? Where'd you go? - Saturday night out. - Well, we just, funnily enough, Sam and I just went for a bit of, we didn't have a lot of wheels, so kneels. - And Sam was fucking hammered. - Yeah. - Yeah, no. - I'm into my red wine now. I'm into my cultured era. - Right, I can't rewind, no, isn't it? - Oh. - Yeah, Riyaka. - No, it's Riyaka. - I know. - I'm not a red wine guy. - What are you? - Sweet wine guy. So anything white. So usually I go for a reasoning. That's crazy. - Oh, that's a, that was a crazy, I said my peripheral. That was a crazy, I said, that's a fucking dessert white. That's a proper sweet wine as well, yeah. Oh man. - I'm not a wine guy. - What, what are you? - A perfect strammer. - It's like, - Along with young German. - He's not finished. - And he's still getting, like, young German. - You've planned. - You have a strammer now, you're like. - And we still on the wine. - Tiki and mostly. - Nice. - Yeah, we're gonna have a great time together. - I haven't had a pretty sitting time. - Yeah, I've genuinely, I mean it, when I hold people to it, I expect it to happen. - So, yeah, I'm sorry. - But please not down though. - No, no, I'm doing it. - No, no, no, no, I'm down for a fucking drink. - Yeah, but no, that's not what we're talking about. - We're asking would you like to come out with a three of us? - Yeah. - And you sit down for a drink. - Yeah, he does that all the time. They play some-- - Are you interested in spending time with us or not? - Because if you're not, it's absolutely fine. I'm driving you in the night. - That's fair. - That's fair. - That's fair. - I love that honestly. - I love that, James. - Is the ass you straight? - I need to do that more. - That's cool if not. - But if you want to hack. - No. - Okay. - Yeah. - Why? - Because I'm not enjoying this, let alone, like out. But like this sort of is work, isn't it? So we've got another dilemma. Have you guys-- - I'm not answering you, don't I, actually. I'm actually just like it. I'm answering it. Same annoying. We have this. these hypothetical daughters on the pod. - Okay. - Imagine if we have kids and what else, Olive and Rose, they're our daughters. - Who is Olive, who's Rose, do you reckon? - Oh, one is, when you say our daughters, are you like, no, not as a couple. - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. - My wife, yeah, yeah. - No, no, my wife died and he's left him. So, so we're both single parents. - Such, like you play into the somber so much. I'm like, yeah, my wife died and I just like drink myself into a stupor and then sometimes I have just like meaning in a sex with models, just because, just because, - Just to feel something. - Yeah, just to feel something. - Yeah, I mean, I drink myself to sleep. - Yeah. - What's the line? (laughing) - Oh my god, I'm so hot, I can't bear it if you're at skin. - You're not hot. - I'm nice, bro. - Yeah, we're good, listen. - Would it, would it bother you? Would it bother me? - Yeah, I don't, yeah, not skin, it's just like, - Get the fake out. - Hold on, hold on. - Why are you asking him, would it bother us? It's her fucking stupidity. - He asked me to do it. - I'm kidding, I don't make a fucking decision. - Would you, would you be, okay. - Now I'm not doing it. - Okay, now it's weird. - Yeah, now we're doing it. - Okay, calm it back on. - You take that off, we're good. - I can't put it back on. - Who would it bother you? - Nah, bro. - Seriously? - Who wouldn't bother you? - Are you not hot? - I'm calm, bro. - Really? Listen, if you want to vest up, brother, you haven't got a word about us, do you? - I just feel like it's unnecessary. - Oh gosh, he brought me up. - Are you good at this, Siri? - I am. - I'm like, toilet. - We all have this conversation while she dresses himself. - We get the whole thing. - Jesus. - I was like a turtle. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Make vest up. - James, come on, get the vest up. - I'm not going to lie. - Get the vest up. - Do it, do it. - Don't make a thing out of it. - No, we're not going to make a thing. - No, James, James, don't do it. - Do it. - Please don't make a thing of it. - No, no, no. - Oh my life, oh my life, go for it. - Jacked. (laughing) - Yeah, you asked him, "Ju-bench?" - Sometimes. - Yeah. - Fucking, that's what you're already in for. - Right, anyway. - Anyway, carry on. - Yes. - Don't feel nervous, you've covered yourself with the pillow now. - I was already covered with the pillow. - Okay, so I'm just saying. - It's all right. - You're good. - Anyway. - So we have these other perfect daughters, 11 rows, so people ask us, 'cause loads of different hypothetical calls about them. And it's become like a big thing. So we've got one, we've got one for you guys. - Rolls. - But you have all of this. - Rolls, it is. - Okay. - Rolls. - Yeah. - I would have heard you would have been the most one. - Me. No, originally it was my hypothetical daughter, because I had one here at 12 on. So, but I need you to, yeah. They grow up together, they go together, the same age, it's that sort of crap. (laughing) Apart from his ghost or private school, mine's expelled. - Oh, okay. - Full back story. - Yeah. - Nice, they're full back stories. So I want you to answer this individually as well. - Okay, cool. - So not as a, a comfort. - Yeah. - Someone has wrote it and said, "My daughter wants her boyfriend to sleep at our house. They're 18." - Absolutely. - Yes or no? - Absolutely. - Okay, you see a great, why? - Yes, he knows what he wants when he goes there. - What did dinner he wants to do? - Yeah. - Not gonna be in my house. It's just not gonna be in my house. - Yeah. - And I feel like my daughter, so you're happy if you're 18, your old daughter fuck elsewhere, just not. - No, don't do that. - No, it's not. - Yeah, the typical twist. - Yeah, let's not do that. - And what are your talkers' names? - I don't even know what you're talking about. - It's gonna come out really quickly. What it would be? - You put me on the spot. - Yeah, I was mean. - What's the led? - Food had dinner. That's my dog's name. - Food had had dinner. - Food had dinner. - Food had dinner. - Food had dinner. - Food had dinner. - Food had dinner. - Sorry, I'm gonna say food had dinner. - Food had dinner. - Yeah, food had dinner. - Jasmine. Jasmine. - Nice. - Jasmine. - Okay. - Is your take the saying? - Yeah, 100% it's not happening. - Yeah. - I agree with you both. - Why is it not happening for you, Ray? - Because there is. There's just, okay, I'm putting myself for when I was 18. And if I'm honest, the whole like, oh, I'd rather them do it anywhere else. When I was 18, my girlfriend, if I was suggested, can I just fuck you in and Ali somewhere because we have nowhere else to fuck? Should have been like, absolutely not, as revolting. So all I need to do is make sure I raise my daughter to be that kind of daughter. And then not make my house available for the fucking. And then hopefully, I just point to it. - Right, okay. - So why I'm just, if you invite 'em round, but you're like, no shagging, right? - They're just not sleeping. They're not staying in the night. - Can you imagine going round at 18 years old to your bird's fucking parents house and that dad gone, listen, I'm happy you're here, but no, shagging. - That's what I would do. - That's ridiculous, that means, yes, shagging. - No, no, no, I just say it's what I do. I'd be like, I'd just rather be safe. - I have a different reason as well, is that I listen, I'm old now, but I've never stayed at Goffin's father's house. - Neither of us. - Because it's their car, like, you know what I mean? I just wouldn't want, come for dinner, but I wouldn't have, like, no fucking geezer will sleep in my ass if they're with my daughter, regardless. Even married, because I would expect him to not wanna do that and have respect. - You just think the complete opposite. - I should have said that. It's what I'm really thinking. - No, I see how you feel. - No, that is what I think. - No, bro. - That is what I think. - No, bro. - No, James, that's what I think. - No, I think you should just stand on business and like, that's how you feel. - I think so. - I would probably do the same, actually, to be fair. - All right. - I feel like you'd be silent for a bit when he said, "Oh, what, 'cause you'd be trying to process it." He'd be like, "What the fuck's this happened?" - He wouldn't even get the T out on what before he's fucking on the floor, getting fucking ground and pound. - You fuck, oh, what? - That's crazy. - It's like a fit. - It's crazy. - Just, no, no, no, no, no, no. (laughing) - All right, fine, fine. I'm doing time for that. - I'm the 18 year old, I'm the 18 year old, and I haven't said all what by being like, "No, I'll try." - Oh my god. - I'll try. - I'll do my hands up like that. - I'll do my best. Yeah, get the fucking cat off and stamp. I'm telling you now. - Mr. Wicks, I'll do my best. Whatever I can do. - You'll do your best. - I'll do my best. - You'll do fucking what? - I'll do my best. - No, you'll try, not to fuck, is it? - Well, try, yeah, we'll try, look, Mr. Wicks, I want to respect you, so we'll try not. - If you want to fucking respect me, respect me, get the fuck out of my ass. - Well, I can't do that, 'cause that's not very nice. - What do you mean you can't do my ass? - Are you fucking mad? - No, Mr. Wicks, it's 11 p.m. (laughing) - I can't leave like that. - I need your water. - I can't leave. - I can't, I can't leave. - I can't leave with the way I'm not leaving. - No, no, no. - Your daughter's leaving with me. - Oh god, this has been a funny one. - I'm fucking, I'm gonna be on a show, I'm angry, ain't it? - I'm not as high as I've ever been, but I really get into him. - Right, we've also got, we do a question time, I'm a big fan. - I just want more hypothetical, I'm sorry. - Yeah, no, you can call it that. - If you add to Shag, or be Shag's by a Disney character, who would you say I would be Shag's by? - God. - The Genie from Aladdin or Jafar, go. - Obviously not Jafar. - Well, why not? - Well, but the Genie's a bit of a year. - Well, the Genie can turn into anyone who wants for starters. - No, he has to be the Zee. - You're lacking when people logically think that, no, we just need to have a lower half. - Yeah, I know, so you can do anything you want with it. - But no, 'cause you said he has to be the Genie. - Yeah. - So you can't turn into anything else but the Genie. - So you just get a blowjob. - So you've got, where was Jafar? - You can paint a shot. - Jafar's a freak. - Yeah, yeah, see. - So Genie, whatever, Genie. - Genie. - Genie. - Why the, what are you doing to that Genie? All you letting the Genie do to you? - You? - Well, I was gonna say, if I'm getting slayed by the Genie, I'd probably have to say that he's probably a little bit more-- - Slayed. - He's gonna be more gentle. - Why is there no option that you're banging the Genie? - Well, it's funny you say this because often he does these hypotheticals, every single one, he's the one getting fucked. - And I ask you a question, he doesn't have to be on air. I've got a genuine question. - Get out of there, God. - Have you been pegged before? - That's a fair question. That's a fair question. Maybe not even the way to, can we start? - Do you know what the worst part of this is? You've just sort of laughed it, but you have an answer. - No, the answer is absolutely not. No, I have not been pegged. - Fingers. - They did find out what pegged. I don't like things around their area. - Okay, fair. - Yeah. (laughing) - Gosh, you're a chest. - Oh my God. - I hate you, don't, if I'm honest with you. - All right, of course there. - For part of it, be honest. - If people like it, that's fine. - Yeah, 100 gorgeous. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, do you wish you liked it? (laughing) - 'Cause that's not normal, 'cause that's also so fair. 'Cause we come from the mindset of like, I wish I liked everything. 'Cause that would be awesome. - Section expenses would be through the roof. - Yeah, it would be amazing. I wish I had a footfish. I wish I had a like, praise king. I wish I had like a free fish. - Hold on, hold on, hold on the footfish thing. That's not a bit of you, no? - No, oh it is you. - The fuck, no. Mate, that's why I cannot understand it. - I like a toe. - Really? - A singular. - No, it's a, no, I don't hate toes. - Okay. - No, I don't, like, I don't recoil at the sight of feet. - That's what I mean, yeah. - Okay, like I don't get the, you've read a foot job. - No, no, no, no. - I don't know, that's not shit. - It is fucking shit. (laughing) - So you have any, you've, you just hate it. - You just hate it. - And at least enough stuff to buzz. Tows and all that sort of fucking thing. - Wow, I don't, yeah, listen to it. - You have. - I have, yeah. - It's what, I don't get it. - Yeah. - Do you know what I mean? Have you had them set your toes? - No. - I wouldn't want them to. - Have you? - Yeah. - You didn't like it. - No, I wouldn't. - I would have taken the face. - I would take the face. - Yeah, I've got ticklish feet. - I just never got it. - Pro your contributions are so innocent. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Where am I always? Can I be deadass? - Yeah, go. - Probably my asshole. - Yeah. (laughing) - I'll continue, yeah, go. - Yeah. - Like, I resonate with you. I just don't like things around there. Resonate. - I'm incredibly ticklish there. - Yeah. - So when you take a poo, you're like, "Oh, no problem, bro." - Oh, right, not exactly my size. (laughing) I understand this. Yeah, I understand this. I get it. I'm so sorry. What you've changed, Sykes? No, because what is he? He's like, obviously not. People are going to be so excited for this, like, "Six and Giggs stay in one of them collab, and this is what they're getting." I get it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no, no, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You were just asked if you're asshole tickles when you share. Like, what can we do with this? I mean, listen, there's a taffeddi, and then there's this. Yeah, I'm not. There's a-- Well, here's going to be a hard cut. You just see, like, it's going to be treasuries. It's going to be treasuries. Suddenly you've got to top up something, though. Something's back on. Guys, one more question. I was thinking about putting it on. No, if I can. If I can. We've got a whole list of questions that come from actual people that will probably make more sense. [LAUGHTER] OK, so questions that were specifically for you guys that people asked, yeah. Oh, nice. You never get this. There we go. OK, right. Here we go. Thoughts on Gen Z trying to romanticize everything on TikTok at the moment. So, like, vlogs that are like, come do my weekly shop. And they're like, come do my weekly shop. And, you know, we're just so happy to be alive. And, like, they're just like, they make it trying to seem so, like, ethereal and lovely. But you're literally just going for a weekly shop. Let's start here, because that reaction was my reaction. So I feel like, yeah, I'm going to agree. OK, I fucking hate it. Why? It's just the whole camera setup. Things like you wake up and you think about, OK, babe, maybe listen, I've got an idea. Let's go shopping. But let's record it in different angles and in different-- Give a fuck, bro. Yeah, I hear it. Oh, I hear it. So jarring. Yeah, it's so jarring. I have no further statement. It's just jarring. That's nice. This next part of the podcast is bought to you by new Liquid IV Sugar Free, Daily Hydration and Zero Sugar. First things first, I promise you guys are going to want to listen to the end for a huge, huge surprise. OK, so Pete, a little birdie tells me that you've got me in Pippa, a running sponsor. So Pippa's already told you she won't have told you the really big news, though. I'm going to wait till the end for that. I mean, it's a really lovely thing you've done. It's very sweet. Well, Pippa, since you're just breaking the news to everyone, why don't you just tell the audience what the big surprise is as well? No, no. I think you should break the news. OK, here we go. You know, I love to support you and Sam, whatever you do. All right. So I've gone ahead and found you a bit of a running sponsor for your Hackney Half, the new Liquid IV Sugar Free range. They've sent me a truck full and mate is packed full of flavor. And you I'm told won't believe the way it benefits your training. I've been recommending it to all my mates who seem to suddenly be obsessed with running. Do I get a haul too? Yep, I've arranged just that mate to help you with your training and hydration, because I care. Do I ask how the training's going? To know what, it's going. It's going. Pippa's got shin splints. Well, Pippa's got shin splints. I've had a few injuries so far. I think I'm on my third so far. Pippa's now calling my physio to try and figure out what's wrong with it, because she knows she gets it free. So how are you both actually feeding about the running? I'm a bit nervous. I'm feeling good. I'm excited. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling nervous, but as long as we do it, that's all the matters, I think. So what has the kind of longest run been that you've done? Me. Yeah, well, recently. Well, yeah, we can't still go on about you running some Manchester last night. No, I just, okay, fine. If we're being honest, probably about 9k. Oh, oh, no, no, no. Oh, me. I'm on a 14 myself. She's on a 14? No, okay. All right, then. I'll ask you. I just quickly say something as well. Pippa has now suddenly been like, if we finish, about two weeks ago, it was, yeah, I'm going for time. And suddenly, it's, oh, we're just going to try and finish. Yeah, because I'm injured. So what do you both love the most about running? I like the social element when you run with somebody and chat the whole run. Okay. And then you get like a coffee or brunch at the end. So you're a running app? Yes, very much so your social runners. Oh, yeah. Yeah, to be honest, I feel a little bit out of this running chat, but I have got a few facts for you about liquid IV sugar free that are new friends of centres. Are you ready for this? You go on. Pippa, are you listening? I'm listening. No liquid IV sugar free uses a clinically proven amino acid and electrolyte blends to truly enhance water absorption. It's got zero sugar, eight essential vitamins and minerals. It's a breakthrough for daily hydration and supports muscles and physical performance. From morning routines to post work workouts, it helps fuel every moment of your day. So I've actually tried some and I actually love the white peach flavour. That's what I've got on my hand now. Well, tell me about it. Sam, tell me about it. Mate, that's a lot of help. Why don't you read the contents from the sashay? So what you do, it says you mix this with 500 milliliters of water. And that's all you need to do. It's really easy to use. It's full of flavour. Like I said, I've tasted it, it does actually taste great. Do you know what? I've been thinking this for a while. Okay. And just don't shoot this down anyone. But I'm thinking run club. Well, it's funny you should say that. Oh no. Are you ready? Yeah. This is big. God. This is big. Liquid IV are celebrating the launch of sugar free by helping us to create the very first stain relevant run club. Oh. Yeah. That is close. Listen, you and Peeer Part, I've always wanted to do this and you know me and make things happen. So yes, liquid IV are going to be sponsoring the first stain relevant run club. So what that means is on the first of May, we are going to be partnering with liquid IV and the run club Friday night lights. Oh my god, yes. So welcome. And listen, it's not a small run club. Don. We are going to be welcoming 250 relevant. Oh my god, then that's to come and run with us. That's a lot. Can I lead? Oh my god, I want to lead with the speak on my back. I want to speak to everyone there as well because in run clubs, Pete, it's a very community driven thing. Like I, I, Jenny want to have chat. Hopefully there's day people's lives. We could all take liquid IV together. What a great idea. Yeah, that'd be great. So if you want to be involved, this is how you do it. You can grab your free tickets for the run club on Friday night lights website. Tell them where that is. Well, that's www.Fridaynightlight.run/events.list and you can find the free tickets to our specific event. And of course, keeping eye out on our socials for the link in bio as well. This is genuinely, I am so excited for this. To meet you guys, to run with you, it's going to be good vibes. It's going to be so much fun. If you ever done a run club before, great. If you haven't, it does not matter. Yeah, it's a beginner. So first time anyone, you don't have to be a runner, this is more of a community thing, a really fun thing for us all to do. First of all, get it in your diaries and come and have a little run with us. Yeah, as I said, I'm going to be in charge of tunes. Do you mind if I put this back on because I've had enough of one of those? Why? Because I'm the only one who's like the best on it. It's just ridiculous. You didn't have to ask, but you could just put your top back on. No, because I just didn't want to start doing it and be like, what a person. I've just, I've just like addressed it and then just put the brush back on. Oh, it's fun. Put it on. All right, thank you. Sorry. I want to address it. Can I address this, please? That's funny. What would you do though? What's your putting it on? What do you think about the Gen Z thing? Oh, yes. Let me put it on first. Yeah, yeah. So with more things. I was waiting for that. Did you say I'm positive? No. No, you're 5 or 6. That makes you two **** off of the way. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Can I be honest? Yeah. You look way taller though on camera. Everyone says that we look, you do as I do with that. Everyone says we look really short on camera. Yeah, I thought you were going to be short. Really? You're like a standard height. Kind of annoying. Sorry, bro. Oh, yeah. I'd say we're average. Yeah. You're slightly below average. But you're in like incredible shape. You're probably in decent shape as well. I've not been to driven eight years mate. Underneath this. You say eight years or just years? Eight years. Specifically eight years. Specifically, yeah. What happened to stop making you stop? I sat in my coccyx. I sat in my coccyx. That's your towel, bro. Yeah, we know what that is. I don't know what that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do you do that? Well, there's some a shout out. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah. So I broke my towel bone and then just stopped and then it just sort of started smoking sort of between 1460, they're in drinking. And then I realized that the chain was dead between 1460 cigarettes a day. Yeah. And then drinking. How are you alive, bro? That's a real good question. He's a cockroach. Yeah. I live all of you. Yeah. Marharaga. Yeah. Marharaga. No. Raga. Oh, god. It's all good. It's an anime character. Sorry. It's all good. He has the ability to adapt to anything. But you should have left it out of my mind. No, because I own it, dude. Yeah. I'm the embers of actually like that. I like Dragon Ball Z. Oh. Yeah. Judging by this, he should be embarrassed to that? Yeah, because that's like, that's what people say when they like to like inject the equipment in the house, like a mum being like hip in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm only surface level, but I like it. I grew up watching it. Yeah. I'm glad to be fair. That's better than nothing, bro. Yeah. Well played. Do you Pokemon? No, but I'm trying to get into Pokemon cards. Yeah. Why is that so fucking big again? Now, I remember that as a kid. Yeah. because everyone found that like expensive. - Yeah, no money. - Shiny char, I was like goes for thousands. - Yeah, really? - But I'm now bringing it back to this. - I'm sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - So, right, what's the most unserious reason you've ever been attracted to someone? - Unserious reason. - Yeah. - Years ago? - I was, I think. - Years ago. - Gone. - There was a girl who dressed up for Halloween as the autistic girl from Bob's Burgers. - I'm exactly a little kicked in. - Yeah, Tina. - I did the, yeah, and it didn't. - Oh no, it's like she was doing the like shit's work, fake. And I was like, that's fucking hot. She owned it. Yeah, she owned it, Fairy. And I was like, well played on the team costume. - Fair. - That's decent. Yeah. That is such a brilliant answer. That's your own niche. It's a tough one to top that. Yeah, that is. Jen, you don't have an answer. I'm not gonna lie to you. What about you? I don't have an answer for that. Most unseerous reasons I've been interested in someone. Um. I was weirdly attracted to a girl with really hairy arms. Which I normally would. It's unattractive, but like, it's something. Fucking no, we've got all this thing about hairy arms. But for some reason, because everyone went on about the hairy arms, it kind of made her more attractive to me. It was a weird thing. Like a werewolf. Fair, very cool. Fair play. Nice, right? All right, and this is the last one. What's a red flag that people ignore because the person's attractive? There's a millions. Yeah. If you're attractive, you get away fucking slow. So much. You remember it's anything. We are. Being rude to waiters? Yeah. Arrogants. Yeah. People just accept it really from the attractive people, don't they? But if you're fucking. If you look like a back end of a bus, you're arrogant. People are. Oh, you're straight away. People are fucking arrogant. There's no reason to be. If you're attractive and everyone's going, "That's confidence." No, no. No. That is an attractive. Yeah. That's confidence. I like that. That is a. I really like a man that just says what he wants or a girl that just says what he wants. And actually, no. Dicked. Yeah. But it's a lie because. Yeah. Red flag for someone who's unattractive. For someone who's unattractive. Being badly dressed. Yes. Yeah. They fucking spin it. Yeah. That actually pisses me off. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You get like this really. And you like their fucking slow fit. And then you realise like this bird is wearing like a maxi dress with dirty air force ones. And you think, "Oh." But she's fit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's the same with the condense. Condense was the next one I was going to say. Condense. Condense. Condense. What's that? Is that a big deal? Oh, yeah. Really? Really? What about not being able to start? Yeah, this is later single, bro. So basically if the girl can't dance, you can't end up with it. Yeah. It's just my own. It's a huge red flag. Really? Yeah. Why? Because she has no rhythm. What's the problem with that? You can't dance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't dance at all. Sam, you can't dance, can you? I can fucking dance well. I bet you follow the lyrics and not the beat. No, I didn't go like that. I didn't go like that. I don't know what that means. I'm, I'm, as the only person who's been professionally trained. I can't dance. Oh, for real? I've got no rhythm. I can't even hear a fucking beat on stuff. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't dance. Oh, for real? I've got no rhythm. - Point blank. - Are you going to have a penalty? - You're owning it though. - Yeah, yeah, I can't, but this is the problem. He thinks he's got and this is what we get. - No, some sat down on however. - But yeah, can't dance is a great one. - Yeah, it's a massive deal for me. Can you dance? Yeah, we can dance. Let's stick it dancing. - Poise, how do you want her to dance? - It's not about dancing. It's just about understanding. She has self awareness to understand, like. - What she can't I can't do? - What she can't I can't do and like, what is necessary in this moment? - You can tell if a girl can dance or not just by like, if she starts out as shoulders like you just did, boom, no. - Really? So you don't start your shoulders when you dance in? - Shadows the last thing you go. - Really? - It's from the bottom up. - No bro, bro. - No bro, bro. - Absolutely not. - What? - Yes. - No, dude. - No, what the fuck? - You're joking. - I'm dead serious. I'm probably she right now. I swear to God, I've danced with girls just like that. Top half. (laughing) - I think I wish it. - I think I wish it. - No, I'm just saying. And you're just kidding me, one of them. - No bro. - Jadid. - And how did that end up for you? - I suppose it's been ex-girlfriends, girlfriends, it's fine, I always go, I never go bottom half. - You dance from the bottom half. - Yeah, I can tell dude, you just, it's not shoulders, did I? (laughing) The footwork is the waist. - Yeah, it's footwork and waist bro. It's all waist. - Center of gravity. - Yeah, nice. - Shit. - Yeah, and then shoulders come last. - Literally. - That's the flavor that you add to it. - Yeah, it's not a flavor that you add to it. - Yeah. - Foundation's the footwork and the waistline. - Shhh, for example, when we go out and I'll know how, we're gonna have the best of us. - TV, TV, TV, TV bro. - You see what you've done? - Yeah, it's not of this. - You went in hard with a night out, they were jeered up for it. - The more you've spoken, the less excited they've been to the point where they're now. - So the point now, now they check in diamonds. (laughing) - Wait, are we actually not doing that? - Yeah, I'm sick that day bro. - Yeah, so it's just come off here. - Now to be fair, we can, but it's just like, not somewhere where there's dancing people or anyone who's sick. (laughing) - It could be like a table situation, that might be nice. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - You want a table? - You want to keep him set down. - Yeah, you could say set down. - I've just got visions now of me being forced along to this fucking gathering and then watching YouTube trying to teach him how to dance. - That could be fun, no, no. - We could have a really good time. - What's your idea of a good night out? If you had to get dragged along and we were like, okay, because we had to drag you along, you get to decide what we do, what would you say? - Do you know what's mad? I can't just quite like being at the pub. - Okay. - Right. (laughing) - I'm sorry, go on, go on, go on, go get your head. - That's my name. - I think if you get on with the people, I'd just like being at the pub, like chilled nice, but unfortunately no one ever wants to do that, which fucks me also. - I do. - No one I want to do it with, to do it with wants to do that. So nice dinner, some with like a bit of a strip club. Boom. Boom. - That is. - Now we're talking. - We can run that. - We can run that. - We can run that. - They say. - Are you gonna let me go to the strip club? - I don't, I probably don't have to ask the girlfriend to be fair, but for a fron. - You guys haven't had that conversation yet? - No. - Really interesting. I think it's a really good conversation to have. - What, what I'm not gonna just tie on up to a strip club now, I've got a girlfriend, 'cause she might time and time and be like, that's really disrespectful. - Bring her along. - Oh, that's actually, that's a good idea. - Dude, mate, that's not a bad idea. - Let me tell you one of the best places to take a bird on a date with a strip club. - You literally is. - Literally. - We did our Christmas doing a strip club. - You see where, like, at the start of this, you were really excited about going on with him. Now you don't want to. It's like this, I really didn't want to go up to use to it, but you've bought it back, mainly you. But you've bought it back to the point where we can put up with him. - Let's go. - 'Cause I'll have you there. - You didn't even contribute. - To what? - To the like, built like. - I did. - I wasn't in, I wasn't in. - Yeah, but it's not just, I was in. - I was in, I was in. - It's just a silent observe. - I was in. - It was a hard, hey, hey, don't let him get you, man. - No, I'm not gonna let him get you. - Bro, I told you I'm used to this. - Let's do it. - We're just a cool, connected, right, I'm in. - And we're so, we. - Now, I think it would be really, really cool. And then, yeah, if it is a problem with the misses, you should just say, okay, we'll just bring a couple of friends and then just, you just meet us there. Meet us there. - Yeah, yeah. - And there should be gas that you actually want to have that experience with. - Yeah, I'm down, I know you're busy and it's very, very kind of you. Thank you. - I appreciate it. - Thank you for having us. This was really, really fun. - It's been exactly how I'd hoped to go. - Yeah. - Are you fucking serious? - Yeah. - Are you dis serious? - You're dis serious, yeah. - He is there. It's like, I can tell what a ton of his was. - So, thank you boys. I really appreciate it. - No, thank you for having us. - I mean, I watched all of your shit all the time. You guys are absolutely smashing it. And it's fucking great. - You guys are smashing it. - So, yeah, it's real pleasure. Thank you. - And Jameson, everybody! - This has been a staying relevant production. Hello, relevanters. We wanted to let you know that you can hear exclusive bonus episodes of staying relevant every month on Amazon Music. We are going to be playing Snog and Mary Avoid, one of our favourite games, all with fictional characters. So, prepare yourself for Santa Snog Woody from Toy Story and for me to marry Poker Hunters. - And possibly the Genie from Aladdin. We don't know yet. 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