“Show H*le At iHe*rt” (w/ Aaron Jackson + Josh Sharp)

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Now, what did you think of the time that you guys were trying to get into the Tony's while Bowen, Yang, and Matt Whitaker were also, um, had run out of the bathroom and we were all, the four of us were all stuck outside the Tony's doors. We loved that. Oh, we love to remember that. Always we talk about it daily. I want a Tony. You just might get one girl. It might be my year. It might be your year for my year. I hope so. That would be so. She deserves it. You think it will be funny? Yes. I think everything would be beautiful. I think everything Marlon Dell does is funny. Especially winning a war. It would be hilarious. It's a Titanic. It's a Titanic on Broadway. It's the quality and caliber of that performance. I think we can call it Tony worthy. It's incredibly opening. We went to opening. Yes. Um, and we were on like the third row. And we laughed really hard at this joke. Um, everybody loves Seaman except lesbians. And we laughed really hard. And Marla pointed at us and went, oh, lesbians. And then she clocked. It was me. Joshua went, oh, hi. I literally thought you were lesbians. We were dressed like lesbians. I was wearing like a silk top like this. A big, a big wide brim tap. Yeah. Now this is actually a huge historic moment for the two of you. Cause I feel like you have not had this kind of hair. Um, sort of synchronicity and year in a long time. Are you I guess. Are you technically longer? I don't know. Maybe I know. You're longer. You're both floating with broccoli cut. You both have. Gorgeous beings. Mod mod mod mod down the mod squad here. Yeah. I grew out. Um, I grew out a short haircut into a shag. And then I decided to commit to the shag. Um, commit to shag for spring. But now it's, well, no, it's still spring. It's for quite some time. Absolutely. Getting of committing to shag for spring. It must be a little warmer than it just was because today I was walking around and bodies, bodies, bodies. What is Ryan Jones friend called the skank one ox. It must be the skank when I saw this. Some of the sluddiest men, straight gay and otherwise. The day where everyone decides, like, now I will wear my sluddi summer. I'm wearing a jock strap right now. I didn't forget. He showed us. Would you like to see my ass again? Come on. We can do that. I think it's not for them. It's for their reaction. A lot of them went running. A lot of this. This. Are you ever going to show us your ass? You're not going to point it to camera. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go on. It's the first time I think we've been showing hole on. They were dying to the whole time. I'm also wearing a jock strap because we're going to go to the jock strap. Happy hour. You know what's fascinating because Sam Taggart is doing a podcast in this very building right now. Also going that out. Also going to jock strap. Happy hour. That's very, you know, the cinematic universe as well. I know. You guys could listen to both episodes, knowing they're leading towards that. Do you think he's talking about it on his app? We should text him and say, please, please speak on it. Just speak on it. Is George going to go to jock strap married? Yeah, but come on. Come on. I'm not married. That's not what I heard. Oh, yeah. What'd you hear about me that you're married? Where'd you hear this? To a beautiful woman? I heard it from page six. Page six report. The front page of page six. Who's my wife? Tell me. Diana. VICE. And you all are very happy together. According to page one of page six. By the way, a lot of you think that my wife Diana VICE will her name like Rachel VICE? No, it's Diana VICE like Miami VICE. Yeah, it was actually her great aunt. Yeah, well, they said she's such a beautiful baby. What did you say, Lauren? You said, Lauren, I heard Lauren, because I'm in the other team. Wait, we're not really a Michelle and Jonathan. Would you say you want to be Rose Bird and Kelly or I think we're Rose bird and Kelly or her, but which is which? That's fascinating. Interesting. Rose and his Kelly Kelly. Yeah, I'm a soprano. Yeah, I'm a fake Kelly Rose bird. The husband of Miami VICE. Yeah, I'm a vice-rather. I'm the vice-rather, I guess. I guess step step nephew step nephew of Diana Vite nephew in law nephew in law nephew in law you are ma'am. I am Liam Michelle Really a miss out of the traveling Liam. Michelle. Everyone will play her part. I want to Tony. I Want to Tony something if I was her I'd want one too Give me one now I would want one totally It was that first I wasn't her I would want I'm a drama desk nominee and by the way we'll know now if we're Tony nominees That's right because we're gonna find out Time is so interesting and you do you both do younger brother in rack time. Yes When Ben Lee virus can do it. We both do it. Yes, you're off off stage. I want to theater off sight swings Yes, one of you's the back half and one's the front half right and you get in that Ben Lee Half of Ben Lee virus and I'm the face part of Ben Lee virus. I'm the face-in-throat of Ben Lee virus. Yes, and you're that See she was see the connector. No, yes, I did see the connector. He can say wonderful. Why her to his like original music great Oh, yeah, boy checker boy chick. Maybe dead or another chick. I don't know boy chick is maybe on pause - Let's pause. - Let's pause. - Let's pause. - Tugay. - Boy chick, pause. - Tugay. - Yes, very more choices. - Are you the music industry? - Yes. - Yes. - Pause. - Tugay. - First name music, last name industry. - We learn a lesson with that Troy Sivan. Things can get a lot of Tugay. Suddenly all these musicians are gonna be sniffing pumpers and truant. - Come back when you're a girl. - Yeah. - Be like one of your girls. - Exactly. - You look kind of. - resemble him as that girl. - Mm-hmm. - In weird girl songs. - When I'm in drag. - Yeah, you're having a long, gorgeous blown out wig. - Mm-hmm. - When the Troy does and that-- - No, did you see the poster I made for my show? - Yes. - That's where I was giving content. - Now we were out to dinner with Joe Firestone last night and she did tell us that you were quoted as saying, I've been in movies. I've written movies. I've but been on TV. - Yes. - The thing that I've gotten the most positive feedback on is the poster for my show weird girl songs. - And usually that, you know, on stage you're slightly hyperbolic. I'm not me. - Talk about the numbers. People want me trans. - That was true. - The DMs are like, you're a woman. I like it better. - We like this better. - This is-- - 'Cause that's how trans works. - Yeah. - You're a woman. We like it better. - It's about positive reinforcement. - No, it was-- - The community coming together say, yes girl. - Yes girl. - What's people like, even being like, you're really pretty. Oh, this is so pretty. Or people being like, horny DMs in a way. I've never received, I'm like, y'all something they like. - They sell something they like. - Horny DMs, like, you've never seen-- - And I'm telling you, people were horny for me as a girl. - I don't think so. - You were sent a picture of a body part you hadn't seen before. - I've never seen-- - You hadn't. - You hadn't-- - You hadn't-- - From you and your goddamn sexual microscope out, the way you are always-- - Sexual Mike? - Would you say the response was such that people were spreading cheeks, showing whole at eye hearts? - That kind of response-- - I've never gotten that kind of positive response. - Oh my gosh, Steve, do it again. - I think you do. One more time for your friend Aaron. - I think she's even there. - I heart is title of that. - Show whole at eye heart. - Show all at eye heart. - That's really good. - This is a StradioLab theory that Sam and George have put up, which is-- - Okay. - Let's go past. - You are an artist, such as Lizzo, and you arrive at a crossroads, and the-- - And it's pitchforker target. - And it's, and you only have two choices. It's target or pitchfork. - Wait, what is the other choice? I was calling your pitchfork. Do they have a-- - You only have pitchfork. - Literally? - Yeah. - That's very interesting. - Imagine you're a Pocahontas in a responsible way. - We were talking about Pocahontas. - We were talking about Pocahontas in a moment ago. - Well, of course, aren't you a gay guy in the year 2026? - Let me think you're everyone's taking you look at it. - I'm the descendant. - Pocahontas. - I can't. - I want you to watch it. - You're at the pass. - I believe she was deciding between the smoothest course. - Uh-huh. - The most steady as the steady as the MewtwoHair and Coco is all my dreaming at it. Or do you still wait for me to dream? - Dream giver. - Just around the-- - Just around the target. - Yeah. - I literally forgot Cynthia's Riff. I was gonna try to do it. - You-- - Oh, no. - Oh, no. - We're gonna cut that. - No one can forget it. - For Dutch. - It is the way-- - The Stone Ducks. - The Shalfa Gats. - We were actually on the subway the other day. - We were-- - We were-- - Yeah. - Thank you so much. - Congrats. - Thank you so much. - We chose the subway before Uber. - See, they have not changed. - We take the subway. - We're going down in some woman, um, lovely. - You're going down in some woman. - We're going down in some woman anyway. - We're going down in some way. - We're going down in some way, yeah. - We're going down to the subway. - We're going down to the subway and this woman was, like, just so bowing and just lost it. Said, "Love you by the way." And she said, "Wicked is, and she went like this." - Ugh. - "Wicked is, ugh." And I said, "Has anyone ever come up to you?" - "Wicked is, ugh." - "Pointed to you, got her a face, and just went." - Ugh! - Ugh! - Ugh! - Ugh! - Must have. - "Wicked is, ugh, ugh." - "Wicked is, ugh." - 'Cause you know they do that to Cynthia. - But it'll come back when she's old, it'll be lovely. That's what happens to them all. Like, Judy Garland hated it over the rainbow, but of course, you know she left it. - Yeah. - Everyone's like, "Suse, get over the right, do the riff." - Yeah, 'cause you're actually comes your animal. - You're exactly at it. - But yeah, in the end, honey, you have a legged snake. - We hate Dix the musical right now. - Well, hi. - What's up, everyone? - To be straight. - John Waters was in that chair last week. - Yes, he was. - And this one? - And that one. - Oh, yeah. - And he-- - Well, he's 80, so he's 80. - Well, he's 80. - Well, he's 80. - Respectful. - This is really 80. - You're old, never, never. - Never, never, never. - Penetrating stuff and it's disgusting. - If you're going to do it, at least take the pants off. - Well, you're straight now. You just fucked a woman, Josh. - That's true. - That's true. - Okay, John Waters in the chair. Just talking about cult classics and how no one wants to be a cult artist. And we were like, "We know our friends." Like, we wrote some musical he was like, "I've seen a Dosh and air." - And we were like, "That's huge." - And they were like, "They, they are obvious." Like, as soon as the movie came out, everyone was like, "It's a future cult classic." And then, y'all were like, "Well, that doesn't feel amazing." - That's just very weird. - Yeah, it's true. - I don't know if we've said this. - It's failed, failed, failed. - I wonder what John says about this, 'cause actually, we love the reception of Dix the Musical. And so far as I'm like, "It shouldn't have been made at all." But it is true that making a cult classic is like, "You just make a flop." That sort of seven years later, people are like, "Actually, it's a hit now." - Seven? - Okay, so can I reveal something? - Yeah, the thing that sort of like, I raised like, "Well, it didn't really do well." And then I think time passes. And then they're like, "Actually, it did great." - And the story is, "Why didn't it do well?" It's so good. Like, it can always retroactively sort of bomb that wound. Can I reveal something to y'all? - Please. - And it's, I meant to tell you this sooner, but I think this is a great occasion. I promised I didn't save it for this. - I want to do it, I want to do it. - I want to do it. - I went to death of a salesman. - I haven't been yet. - We're gonna go soon. - I open up the play bill. I go and read Nathan Lane's bio. He lists all of his credits. And I was hurt. That Dix the Musical was not listed. - It was in another one. He's listed it in another one. - Oh yeah. - He was in pictures from home. - Pictures from home. - Oh, okay. So then maybe he was. - He loves that movie. That was not him. - So then he was. - It's always the publics. - It is. - He's a. - I am a vice vice vice. - I should know better than anyone. My wife is a publicist. - Oh my god. - For the art world. - Ah. - Well that's dangerous. - Big money. - Laundering. - No, he said it the premiere I'm proud of this movie and he's not one to. - Okay. - Talk. - He's like that. - To say. - He's still our dad who texts us in love. - To give him praise. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, that makes me feel much better. - I don't feel. - All is right. - Okay, good. I mean, he was, by the way, amazing. - I'm sure. - He is. - Sorry, he's a hot willy. - He's a hot willy. - Hot willy. - Is that a male culture number 40? - He's a hot willy. - Willy Loman. - Willy Loman. - Always a great role for a fucking stud. - Yes. - Which are a great life. - Yeah. - What role in theater would be your dream role? - Oh, that is such a great question. - Well, we're out of all the parts. And even I'm gonna say, it's just male roles. - Okay, I'm even gonna say that. - Okay. - I wanna be in subways or for sleeping. - This is a real old musical. - I'm not familiar. - You don't know it at all. It's an old musical about homelessness on the subways. - Yeah. - But I think it's like a charming comedy. - I would love that. - I would actually want to be in. - I think if you give it, you'd be amazing. - Oh! - Yes, gotta learn how to do puppets. - Ooh, or I wanna be that big tree in Miss Redwood. - Yeah, it's big tree religion. - I wanna be Stella. - I can't be him. - Why didn't I wear my Redwood shirt? - I should have worn my Redwood shirt. - I would have worn my Redwood shirt. - I was in my Josh Sharp to Daw shirt. I thought I was doing the right thing. I have a perfectly good Redwood. - I'm in my speaking ass. My Jonathan David Smith. He's a wonderful artist. - His ass. - He's taking photos of your ass. - Actually, we've never taken photos. - You don't do photos. You pose for drawings. - Yeah, I've done photos to, though. - Yeah. - Where are they? - Well, you know, a lot of older people say, take the photos of yourself nude when you're young 'cause we got this, it just does. It'll never look like that again. - So we've all missed it. - I don't know. - We be some old girls. - I don't know. - But this is the youngest you'll ever be right now. - Oh, that's great. - Yeah, that's the creamy nugget of what I'm saying. - Yeah. - You can say every single day, yeah, creamy nugget. - What'd you do to that nugget? - Very ag. - Just dole over it, like you do nugget. It's like you do. - Like one must. - Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. - You didn't see when you showed whole for a second? I came everywhere over this chicken right? - That's why you gotta keep your eyes open. - Well, I was playing for the cameras. - I had to order all these chicken nuggets for us. - Speaking of creamy nugget, how do you get the ass so juicy? It's really juiced up. - Is it mind everyone? - Yeah, what are you doing for your ass? - Ever since the drama desk, no. (laughing) - No. - It's gone right to us ass. - Biking? - I'm liking it. - Biking? - And the handles go like this. (laughing) - I'm gonna sing that at Cynthia when I say her. - Yeah. - My most fit friend, Clark, says really all you gotta do, is walk. - Honey, that's super man. - I'm not even entertaining this joke, because that's actually a really sad story. - It was joking. Honey, it's a pinch fork app. It's interruption hour. - And don't expect all you gotta do is walk unanalytical at an incline and apparently you get ripped. - Yeah, people like that, people do this. But everyone says something. Everyone says if you do that, you'll actually have the flattest ass. - What the heck, everyone's body's different. - Why can't the community agree? Like they did when they knew that Aaron was a trans woman. The community needs to agree on body. - I wish the community would just agree. Body, body, body. - Joe Firestone got my name in her mouth. - Yes, she did. - And I make me sick. - We make me sick. - And I get a lot of Tory way, I would say. - She is, Joe Firestone is the head writer of the cultural world. - Yeah, I know that. I heard this. - And one of the funnest trades, a lot. - Yeah, really one of the funniest humans alive. - This will be good for everyone. Yeah, what's that all you doing ASMR? Yep, same. - What's your deal with sparkling water? - Okay Jerry, something fell off. - Did you like it? - I love it. - Did you like it? - It's spicy. - Yeah, I like it to hurt a little. - I love the stuff. - No ice, you don't need no ice. - And you're from the north. - What? - That's very southern to like ice. - Oh, I've had ice in every single one of my beverages for years, just-- - And you're from the north. - You see what I just said? I said just look down on my ice coffee. - And you're not gonna drink that. - You lie! - State of the Union. - You lie! - You lie in your line. - God, deep and getting better and better. - What's more iconic, you lie at Obama or throwing the shoe at George W. Bush. - The shoe, the shoe was so right? - The shoe is. - The shoe was incredible. - 'Cause my dream role is Curtis and Dream Girls. (laughing) - And I will play it. - What do you play? ♪ It's gonna be you, it's gonna be you ♪ - Your face will be everywhere. - In Soundcheck for Weird Girl Songs Kyle, Kyle Breyer, the music director, lovely. - Cute and a half, maybe even cute and a double, was playing home, just practicing and was playing home and I started singing home. And one of the waitstaff goes, "That's for at home." (laughing) - It's so awesome. - It's so huge! - Soundcheck! - And the set one. - They read you down. - She was being fun. - Yes. - In an earned capacity. - Oh, if completely earned. - Waitstaff can do anything. - Yes they can. - They really can. - Card Blanche. - Card Blanche. - They get card Blanche. - White card, as it's real. - Culture number one. - Waitstaff gets card Blanche. - Now go off, make fun of us. (laughing) - Go off, make fun of us. - That was fun. - Come, you're fun. - You know, you were on SNL, it's a show, and it's the highest form of flattery is imitation. - So you, people should understand. - No, we're just a little tender today. - Of course. - You're like fun of JD Vance. (laughing) - Yeah, I've really never played. - I would never make fun of any author. 'Cause how hard it is to write a book. - It's really fun. - Have you written a book? - Yes. - Book of life. - You've written a long show. That's not a book. - Could be. - This one is written a book. - Tea. - Is there any plans to take your show to an larger stage? (laughing) - To the book market? - Why, yes. (laughing) - This. - Sorry, we're taking the show to Target. I guess, we're making a real intershow. - The Target Arena. - The Target Arena. - At the Target Arena. - Yes. - Is there a Target Arena? - Yes, listen. - We're opening. - There must be a Target Arena. - Oh God, I'd be shocked if there wasn't. You know what I really can't wrap my head around is Crypto.com arena. - Which one is that again? - It's a staple center. - Which is also bad. - It makes you miss staple center. And that also sucks. - I know. - They're like, at the time, we didn't know how good we had at all. - Stable center. - No, back in my day, man. - You know what I mean? - It's used to be named after staple center. - I mean, not good, we had it. - That's staple. - Is staple still a thing? - No, that's absolutely not the power of my credit. - That is the biggest Crypto.com. - No, no, no. - Crypto.com. - Yeah, dot com. - Yes. - But you can't go to Crypto.com for your loose leaf paper, neither. So, staple still is necessary. - She's a big girl. - I think staples really ate down with the release of the Easy Button. - Oh. - Like, that was a cultural. - That was easy. - What's the easy button? - That big red button. - That was easy. - They had in the ads. - That was staples. - Yeah, was that office max? - Staples. - Thank you. - Office max could never. - Could never. - Researcher, researcher on site. - That was easy is, you, anytime something was easy. - What contains everything? - The party was easy. - It's a synectic key. It speaks to everything. - Everything. - It's holistic. - You know what, it's hot and logical. - Everything, and I swear to God. I got, by the way, the weed that I spy and smoking Los Angeles is not a weed, it's chronic. I get on the street, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die. - It's the craziest. - It's sick. - It's sick. - It's sick, it's sick. - It's sick. - I'm free to who's the biggest donor. I know, takes one hit of my shit and goes, you're crazy and lays down. I walk down the street to Michael's. - Uh-huh. - Oh, I love Michael's. - They have it all. - Honey. - Home decor. - Jonathan Heller. - Jonathan Adler. - Jonathan Adler. - She's a Michael's girl now. - I said, let me pick this pillow up and walk around with it for a little while. Maybe I'll buy it. It was like, it was like you, kind of crazy pillow. So then I run into get this, a woman and her mom, and she goes over, and she's the first thing she says is, I can't believe I'm running into you at Michael's. I'm very high. I'm like, oh, do you like this pillow? And I had something else in my hand. - Not a pillow. - I think it was also from the collection. She looks at me, she looks at the pillow on the other thing, and she goes, you know, I think they look good together. I was like, yeah, but that wasn't my question, do you like it? The mother goes, I don't know who you are, so I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I don't like it at all. - And then she goes, I don't like it either, but I feel like I can't tell you I don't like it. I was like, no, you need to summon the truth if you like it. - And she goes, okay, we don't like it. I was like, all right, I might think about it, 'cause I don't know, I do like it. She goes, okay, well, it was so great to see you. I can't believe I could tell everyone I saw you at Michael's. - I'm gonna ask, what are the odds this whole thing was a hallucination? - Right, how dank is that chronic? 'Cause this is not East Coast weed, but this is West Coast weed. Are you serious? - I'm gonna say, I'm gonna put it at the 20%, it was a hallucination. - I'm gonna say, I'm gonna put it at the 20%. You were talking to a Jonathan Adler boss, right? - Truly. - I did put everything down and leave with nothing. - Yeah, the true comedy movie cut, where you go on the trip and then at Hard Cut, do you talk into a door? - Am I not a drama? - I'm not a drama, thank you for the hard cut. - It's a decorative Jonathan Adler pillows, and for some reason, two smocks and some art stuff, 'cause I'm gonna get into art, I guess, no. - Yeah, I know you should. - I just wanna call out the mom. She was also hedging a little bit too. She's like, I like them to get, we'll just say you don't fucking like it. - I like it, she wasn't hedging. - She was just giving her daughter to the space to say hi to someone she liked. And then she was like, listen, I don't know who you are. - That's so hard. - I love that. - I am gonna tell you, I don't like it. - Right. - That reminds me of one of my favorite Shakira quotes. - Okay. - Early Shakira when she was coming on the scene. - Okay. - She was doing an interview and she was doing some quote about the crossover to the United States. And she basically was like, back, you know, in my home country, I walked down the street, Shakira, Shakira, Shakira. I come here, I walk down the street. People come up to me and they go, who are you? What are you doing? And I love that it wasn't just like, I'm not known. It's like people come up here and they're like, who are you? - Who are you? - They approach her. - And what are you doing? What are your unfavorite Shakira quotes? - Great point. - You're not a big fan of yellow, lolo, lolo. - I love that one. - Okay, that's Chaim Humble Mountains. - Humble Mountains. - My favorite non-Shakira quote is - Your most unfavorite quote. - My most, oh, thing she said, I don't like. - 'Cause you said that was one of your favorite Shakira quotes. - I hated when Shakira said, "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beans." - Yeah. - I hated when she said that. - What did you feel when she said, "No, no, no, I don't think you have to pay taxes." - Well, that's sort of iconic. - A lot of people agree. - I think that's potentially inspiring. - Yeah, there's potential. - To all evade. - All evade. - Socialists. - That's absolutely right. - Something I heard when I was in elementary school or middle school or something is that's-- - One of the younger schools. - That's one of the younger schools. Is a Shakira, is a legal genius who speaks upwards of six languages. - I would believe that. - With a single book of 160. - I would absolutely believe that. - The hips don't lie. - Humble Mountains and all that. Now, I wanna put out a store as well, in the same vein as Michael's. - Please. - Five below. - I love that. - I love that. - I don't like that. - If you have a wheelchair. - You have a wheelchair. - What is it? - What do they got? - They've got, you know. - Boobs. - Boobs. - Toys. - And pre-sets to cheap stuff for birthdays. - For children. - Yeah. - The fun craft. - Fun craft. - Is it in the K-Mart family? - I'm not sure. I don't wanna look into it. I'm sure. - I wanna try to get to the K-Mart family. - K-Mart, I'm not sure. - He doesn't even wanna Google it because of the implications. - Well, Google's all bad now too. - I don't want my AI overview pen. - I don't want that. - I know what that is. - I don't want that. - And now, a vital break from our sponsor, vital proteins. 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I went to the Wonderland bookstore yesterday, and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Jack 30. No way. You have to come to the last bookstore though. Kim Catrol is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday. A panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up? He winks on Halloween. It's right up next to the microphone. I hear you get the elbows here. The eyelashes hate each other. You never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. On the iHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you watch before your part 3? I'm opting out of the season. You'll get in. You'll get the flu. I check in on the highlights. She wore this gown to Sydney and Jacob's weddings. Yes. Oh my God. I've seen pretty much everything that involves Alexa. I did like the scene where she looks at it. So I said, and she was like, "Hi, I want to work for you." She's so good. And she spins a little monologue, and I was like, "I like that monologue." In season 1, when she slams the locker and yells at Sydney, "Sweeney," when they're like, "I don't know." When she says, "Oh, I used to have a rise." That was me. I did that. You were so good. She didn't do that. I did that season one. And you're also a Julio Torres Muse. Yes. Absolutely. Like her. One of his great muses. One of the fun things about euphoria is that it imagines a world where everything violence someone does is slamming someone's head into something. They like that. What you've seen is someone gets their head slammed so hard into a railing wall or surface. So much so that it would crack in half, and you hear a sound that suggested cracks in half, and yet it doesn't. People survive these things. All these people from high school are still good friends with a drug addict's drug dealer. That's the one girl that yells at Sydney. Well, they're the funnest people. And have various jobs or non-jobs in Caniford, Botega. Yes. Yes. Well, he's in debt. Right. He's in debt. It's hard in art publicity right now. Totally. No one's buying paintings. They're not buying paintings anymore. They're buying poor red dogs. What would you do as an art publicist because I know they exist. I should just touch my wife. You know what I would do? Test your wife, honey. You can see it. You can see it. You can see it. You can see it. She's in debt. She's in debt. She's in debt. She's in debt. Totally. People are not buying paintings anymore. I'll just because I know they exist. I would go to museums, such as Guggenheim, I would go up to the paintings loudly go, I like this stuff. Shame you can't buy it. What do you way you could? My sister, Amy Jo Jackson, went on as Tamara and Titus and Drona Kusop, Broadway Tamara being the lead. And there was a guy next to my dad taking notes and he was like, do you think that's a reviewer? Keep talking. Wow, that Tamara sure is something. It's going to give my dad to, but I don't know if it was a reviewer. The audience seemed so lovely. Really a buzz about the Tamara cover. Wow. That Tamara sure was something. It probably was a reviewer, right? If it was just someone who's scribbling notes. Or a writer. Or a writer student. Or a writer student. You've got a great idea. Right. Writer who got it here. A blogger. A blogger. A blogger. A blogger. Back in your UCB days. A blogger. A blogger. I don't know if you've seen it. I think this is an at home episode. - We never see our teams to talk. a bit born in this very room becoming real, but I can't feed them too much, but only bump is that it is coke is coke and some K if you're rich if you're These razor burns expensive. No, I don't yes because of Iran. The war other are you are you getting getting your Cape of Iran yes gas prices up pay prices up. I don't think that's true. I don't think that open the straits open the straits Open the straits. Okay, if it's called just for the tour for the tour I Talk like my dream is for it to be a tour in one city. Yes, King's theater beacon theater radio city Yes, like all New York City. We're we're touring for big venues in New York my Queen's theater beacon theater radio city UCB 14 I think we're gonna run into contract things with this unless we space them out, which will have our team deal with it Yeah, that's what teams are for after all Didn't warm up Interval is insane It's a perfect for it. It's very See it the Tony nominated musical it has a 10 week extension. Oh good What does it really September 20th? Yeah, I didn't know that yeah, it's so good. It's the best God for it. Thank God for it. You know what else I love Huh an 80 minute show on Broadway Oh darling. I still had to pee during Titanic to be fair I have seen it upwards of 45 days, so I knew what I was doing. Oh, Mary Kamala Amela is doing a worry. She was replacing Maya. Wow. Yes. And they're doing little coconut tree joke. No, she's Louise Louise she wanted to be second on the call sheet. Uh, she's gonna. Well, she's gonna learn both She's gonna learn both because what happens? Um is Vegas sometimes Kamala just wants to be in service She's for the people and so basically she just wants to do the supporting parts some night. She said which part is more vice? You know, I saw I heard I didn't see that she took all the cowboy card or merch off the website. Oh, yeah So it's coming and put just a picture of So now I can resell all my cowboy card or merch for money. I've been hoarding it like baby was it's appreciated I did you know that I found a princess Diana beanie baby and Charleston Wait, not Charleston. Sorry Colonial Williamsburg. Thank you for apologizing Where did you find it at a thrift store? Oh my god. I walked into the thrift store for fun with the tag on honey Yes, I remember when beanie babies was gold. Yeah, so are honey and she sits atop my dresser right now place of honor Do you have any idea you're gonna be watched work or how much should you buy for okay? The thing is I went into the store just for fun that I saw one beanie baby and thought huh and this was a giant like an antique mall Yeah giant and I thought wouldn't it be fun if I found a princess dyed beanie baby kind of as a lark I went through every single aisle skipped one weird way and then didn't find it the tons of babies never found one I was like, oh, let me go back to that last aisle. There she was in a case stop price tag hidden I couldn't see and I said so I went talk to the person I said can you come unlock her and let me see how much oh my god Like it was fucking good to take she is October 11 dollars what the woman unlocked her and said you reminded me I got two of these on my dresser cost me a lot more than 11 dollars and I said market's good I'm gonna buy her and now she lives with me kind of want to make her into a hat or a broach No, no just like for a one night only I'm not gonna like ruin her But I kind of want to wear her. I think you should ruin her. Is she in mint condition finish her looks as if hot off ties presses Now did gorgeous. What color what a colored now you were in Colonial Williamsburg Yeah, did seeing it sort of break the spell for you that you were sort of in the old times Seeing Diana. Yeah, no. I will say they didn't have beanie babies back then a lot of the a lot of the What are they called reenactors they themselves broke the spell? Did they really well what me and Michael I went with my legally-wedded spouse Michael and For now for now Divorce is real and I was just talking about all of us losing our rights if you get divorced That's your business I was just telling the audience that our rights are at risk you whatever if you get divorced That's your that's your right please keep it off the mic on a comedy podcast. Okay, so we see this woman She's she's at the entrance to one of the buildings and she's singing like an old time me tune and we loved her Like we have to go talk to her. Yeah, so we went talk to her like hi How much to like what you know like how or where we're trying to get to hear or whatever and she goes use the app Her fault but she's again to get to download the app and what I'm like that they wouldn't have said this They would they would have offered me butter She'd been like I mean use the app In the air whatever lands is north use the action trail and stop do north with the apple lands It was sad And she went back to humming her tune and it was like do better. Please it ain't what it was you would be really good at Colonial Williamsburg Well, you think cuz you're a natural you're a committed actress and a committed actress I just be churning butter in the corner. Oh, yeah hot jerk in that hog. Do you guys think there were Feminist Asians in Colonial Williamsburg that I could play I was mostly yes, you think you're a philimit. Yeah Absolutely my little bracelets and rings. Well, that's something that you've put on. That's not your mannerisms Well, I wouldn't you call my mannerisms the feminine show us your things again show us your holes again Yeah, you like those hands all game a feminine girl. I like that. You are a feminine You are a minute who's the most mask of the four of us. That's a really tough race between Josh and Matt Josh and Matt but that's really sad if that's right you two you two code switch maybe the most effective. Yeah What the fuck you say? Yeah, there you go Look at that. You say you know you know how Jeff Hiller Describe his acting straight and the bed's such a helpful way It's it's you imagine all the blood slowly leaving your face. Yeah, you can't do any of it. Yeah What's up? Can't give you what you want from you? What you want? Or you say why are why aren't able to go up that? Yeah, that is another guy like to make guys can't lift their arms out of their own emotions Try right right. So go ahead. Just can you how high can you lift your arms? No, I thought for a second you were gonna go foul show You would have pause pause You're too gay Listen, okay, I find me to say it's a straight-off between me and Josh. That's really rough That should be the for the tour for we can do a straight-off you do straight-off You tend to like much straighter music and arts and cultures I would say behaviorally. I am straighter than you It's long Island in yeah understood and accepted. Yeah, we protect ourselves in different ways out of here Neva Aaron I actually have very a like interest in terms of video games Yeah, which is also really straight. Yeah, I actually name anime. Stoner like that kind of shit Yeah, but actually all really straight in a mask. We're realizing we're all really straight in a mask Yeah, yeah, especially when we sing vibrato is inherently extremely gay Why you both shake and like Steady. Oh, this is steady boy. I've been really enjoying this part of my voice You make an NG sound and you just go hard and you bury it back No, that's safe Can we all try and you give notes on how we're doing the technique? That's good really good. How's that really good? Oh Too much mouth going on. Oh, okay fears You're snow now to give it again Really good hot hot I'm believing Diana vice after this episode for my right for a polycule of mask Let's get really into brass tax. Okay, you have to date seriously for at least a year sex and all one Star actress singer or more of Hollywood Cameron Diaz in the mask Cameron Diaz in the mask Somebody god damn it. I can't remember her some gay guy recently posted like Wait, I was talking to gay guys and they're like what's the hottest woman a woman's ever been in a movie It's like my friends has fade down a way in network and I that's what I slammed And I said it's Cameron Diaz in the mask and they were like wait a woman were with said that and then I asked some straight boys I was with and I'm one of them said I can't remember so I'm kind of like bond girly thing, and then one of them was like, I would probably say Cameron Diaz in the mask. He's like, I used to kiss pictures of her when I was little. - Whoa. - She's like in a magazine. - Yeah, in a magazine. - She did relief. - She was Vava voodoo. - She was like, you've never seen anyone more beautiful. - And she made the mask go crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - His eyes were bulging out. That's how hot she was. - But I think I would love to date Cameron Diaz in the mask, seriously, for one year, and sexually. - You know who's straight guys love? - Anna DeArmas. - Yeah, she's very beautiful. - I was gonna say no joke. - Yeah. - Cameron Diaz in Charlies, Indiana. - Yeah, yeah, that's good. - Yeah, yeah, gorgeous in there as well. - When she does the hair taught, when she flips her hair to Luke Wilson, I'm like, fuck. - I saw Cameron Diaz in IRL. - Uh-huh. - I was in Veil Colorado. - I'm a truly heinous and gora sweater. (laughing) Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. But this woman came off the slopes, had like goggles on. I was sitting having a hot cocoa or whatever, and I was like, damn, that lady's pretty. Took off the goggles, literally shook her hair. It was Cameron Diaz. She looked perfect, and I swear to God, 11 children ran up to her and there. - 11. - Cameron can't, like a bunch. And then she was like, hello. (laughing) - Like she was like, the turban. - I had a pipe her coming up. Like little kids. - Magical. - And it was as if she was like, they're like, odd. - Not literally. - I literally felt like, the slopes in a non-drug way. - Like, 11 children. - Through her hair around. - Children, I was like, this is crazy. - It's insane. - 11. - She was like, that's a Diaz dozen. - Diaz dozen. - That's a Diaz dozen. - It's the baker's dozen. 11 is a Diaz dozen. - It was incredible. - Diaz dozen is a Diaz dozen. - That's incredible. - It's a real culture number, 11. - 11 is a Diaz dozen. - Now, it is incredible what she's done in the Filipino community. - Oh yeah. - Filipino. - Lumpia. - That clip is, she is revered. - Lumpia. - Lumpia. - Adobo. - Adobo. - I had it every day. - I had it. - My friends made the best rice. - Lumpia. - Lumpia. - Adobo. - And she just makes the face. - It's incredible. - The face, which is, I don't know what the face is. - I think it's just Cameron. - It's just Cameron. - Cameron's face. - Just Cameron's. - The Diaz dozen. - Is that thing? - The Diaz dozen. - You fall in love with Cameron Diaz too. - Great question. - With the original question. - Oh, I'm Charlie's Angels too of course. - Full travel. - Full travel. - You know what's an underrated one? Bad teacher. - I've never seen that. - She's a very funny and bad teacher. - And she's the teacher or no? - She is the bad teacher. - She smokes out her car and like she hot boxes. - She hooks up with Justin Timberlake, but he like, but he comes in his pants. They don't have sex. - That's very something about Mary. This is after they had broken up. By the way, professionals. - Professionalism I love. - What's the movie with Tony Colette? - Silent Terry. (laughing) - Oh, oh, in her shoes. - In her shoes. - Oh yes. - This is Wild Party. - I was not Wild Party. - It was a joke as Wild Party. - The joke was I said the wrong Wild Party. - That's Julia Mourney. - I know, that's what the joke was. - Early days IMDb, I'm clicking on all these actresses' pages, seeing what is in pre-production. - Pre-pro. - What was in pre-pro at the time for the camera? - D.I.S. and Tony Colette, two actresses I loved. - IMDb. - A movie called, I'm melt.bussy. - There you go. - And the movie was in her shoes in pre-production. I go, I'm gonna be following this movie. - Oh. - Obsessively. - To this day you still do. - And here's the twist. - It's still in pre-pro. - Still, it's still in pre-pro. Still never, still haven't seen it. - Well, that's a way to watch. - Forget it. You're not going to the jockstrap party tonight. You're not going to be in her shoes. - With orna. - Honey. - It's the Shirley McLean vehicle to end all Shirley McLean vehicles. - Talk back hosted by Duck to Oana. - You know what I'm saying? - So, they're actually knowing that you did this is important to me. - I did the same thing. And this was also, were you like a little awards game? Because you remember, it had awards buzzed. - It had awards buzzed. I was on the message boards. Oh my god. - I was devastated when it fell off awards predictions. I was like, but I wanted it. I wanted in her shoes to go all the way. - I really think it's a great title in her shoes. - And her shoes. - It was a book. - Huh. - I love that. - I'm not behind that. - I'm not behind that book. - It was a book. - It was a book. - It was a book. - That's it. - I like it. - It feels like, it feels like the title of a movie where you're like, that was a book. - That was a book. - Name another one. - About a boy. - Devil wears Prada. - Two. - I saw it last year. - Harry Potter. - Can you tell us the review? - What's the review of Devil's Prada, too? - They are like three, well, Stanley Tucci, too, but that's like three of the most famous people. Sometimes when they're like doing shots, you really think about it. - Who am I thinking about? - Do you miss it? - Do you miss it now, Emily Blonde? - And half the way. - Or Maryl Schott. - I took up those three. - Yeah. - And four Stanley Tucci. - And Stanley Tucci. - You know, but like, it was, it was like not, he's in the first one. Of course, Maryl was, but Emily was just showing up and Anne was famous, but not like the way she ran. - Not yet. - So it was just like, sometimes they're in shots together and they're like, damn, y'all are like, this is like movie stars. - What do you think? - I think it was, it was very fun. It's not as good as number one, but it's very, but it's very fun. - Sure. - How much does it have been on acting, acting and actress salaries for DWP? - I think it probably got us. - So 100k. - Okay, you know what? Actually, what's day rate times four? - You know, you know what I bet? I bet parody for all three of them. Most favorite nation. - Favorite nation. - Like they were making fun of something? - I bet, I bet 12.5 each. - 12.5 each. That's less than I would've been. - Billion dollars. - But it's a different culture. - Do you think they get back in? - Yes, I think they get back in. - So you think they do anal. (laughing) - I need not to give you all back in. - Come on, yes, let's go to the strap on this time. - And now there has to be a third time. - If you don't hold down the drop strap this time. - There we go. - So nice. - It's just as I remember, as someone with no ass, I have ass and ass. - You have ass. - I do not. - It actually has been getting bigger. - And you know what I mean? But if you look away from me, - Do I look at your butt? - The surgeries are working. The shots, the shots. Matt has, Matt's has gotten so convex. My ass is big. - You're a globe. - Just, you're not. - We can't get off. - I'm not gonna take it off. - Look at that. It's so big. - You can take it off. - It's so shapely. - It's fat. - Mine's bigger than it was. - It's so big. - I think it's maybe eight. - It's one of my favorite things about. - Oh, look at this. - This is so funny. - This is so special. - I love the Josh and Aaron episodes. They get surreal. - Yeah, they get so real and so pitchfork. - It's just like ever since I was little, the first thing people would always say about me. And I know this is crazy to complain about, but it's always like, oh my God. I was like three or four? - You was just a fat ass. Just a fat fucking ass. - I was just forgetting. - I just made me feel like growing up, like that was the good thing about me. - I know. - And it is. - Oh my God. - I always forget. - I was really, I wasn't even told I was smart. - Or like. - It's funny. - But you're not. (laughs) - You're not. - It's like a fat ass. - You're just a big fat. I do remember. - You're just a fat ass. - When you used to not want to bottom. We're going way into the past. I remember thinking. - What a shame. - What a shame. - Yes, I've, I've, I've, you've changed. - I've actually apologized to Henry about it. - Oh. - 'Cause I think that- - He said not accepted. (laughs) - No, he was like, oh, that's nice of you to say. - He didn't need it. - Oh. (laughs) - Didn't need it. - He didn't need you to apologize for it. Just 'cause I had like bottom fear. - Yeah, you did. - I remember you said, you, you watch porn and you watch them bottom and you want that. (laughs) - And I was like, yeah, I must have been like 24. - But you're like, it looks like it. - Yes, it's truly, you little boy. You're like, they look like they're in pain. - Yes. - They are, but then it turns good. - Well, I remember you said to me, this is truly like how you know there are elders. - Oh my God. - You were like, stop. - You were like that. (laughs) - It's only in elders. I just been like taught us a lot. - Sure, of course. - You said to me, well, it hurts every time, but that actually becomes part of it and becomes part of what's good about it. - And I was like, yes. - And you were a lot of it. - And now you were a lot of it. - Famously, who also taught a lot said, and this actually made a lot of difference. He just said one time on RuPaul's Drag Race, Apropos of Nothing, if you want it, it will not hurt. - Yeah, you do have to want it. Sometimes it is crazy for hours. - For hours. - For the tour, for the tour, exactly. - For the tour, the hours, and we just do the hours. - It would be great. Let's stream. - Let's cast shadow cast. - Yeah, let's cast shadow cast. - Oh, yeah, it's a shadow cast. - A horror style. - Oh, this actually is really good. - This is hard. Okay, well, there's the three main girls, and then there's this. - And then the family. - Stanley Tucci. - Stanley Tucci. - No, Tony Collette. - Tony. - That's the Stanley Tucci of the hours. - That's Stanley Tucci. - Okay, but can we add to our own gold or number 76. Tony Collette is the Stanley Tucci of the hours. - It's true. - And if we do the hours, - She's playing it. - She's gonna have a huge part. - She's playing it. - She looks good. - But can we actually talk about the supporting women of the hours, 'cause I know we're saying Tony Collette, but maybe we want her to be-- - We don't need to be supporting women. - There was a red glare. - Claire James. - Claire James. - And Harris. - And Harris. - Stanley and Harris. - And Harris. - That's a sad one. - And Harris. - That's a sad part. - Sort of like the sad ones. - But a straight gay icon in the same way that Stanley Tucci is. - Wait, who's and Harris married to again? - What's her name? - And her name is Amy. - Amy, I'm Amy. That's a sad part. - That's a sad part too. - Like jump scare. - Pause it as today. - To learn that on the website. - Yes, that's sad. - Okay, so we gotta cast this the hours. - Yes. - Oh, right. - But I must say-- - And we're gonna call Julianne Merrill. - Tony. - Should we all be supporting girls? - Oh, that's interesting. - And Cole's goal, it can be the three of them. Cole should be the three of them. - Or is Cole, all everyone in the film. - Except we're-- - Except we're watching it. - And we're watching. - Yeah, and we're watching. Thank you. I do want to, I kind of want to call Ditz on Tony in that movie because you know what she has the, to me, one of the most part, one of the most heartbreaking lines and the whole thing was after Julian kisses her. Yeah. She was huge to us, such a good scene. Tense pause and then, and then Tony goes, you're so sweet. Yeah. I can be since I've written a novel, I'll be Virginia Wolf. Yes, you will be Virginia. Would you like to know us? Would you like the nose? I would like the nose. The nose is mandatory. Nose is mandatory. I can't really journal myself. I'm mayoral. You think the modern day. Yeah. Don't you feel I'm in the modern day. And I would say you with that fat ass and a 50s housewife stress. You're Julian. Super repressed and like over for Tony. That means you do try to kiss me and I reject you. That's hot. Oh, and then you're bummer. You want to do it right now. Everyone's the close friendship forever. And then your son ends up killing himself. Well, because he's going to die anyway. Spoiler alert for the hours. You guys watch the hours. At the end. This is such a gorgeous challenge, right? Like get four gay guys. Anyone can do this. Four gay guys. Shut up. Shut up. Good luck. Good luck. What all the producers in the room are thinking. Literally. But they've all got on their phone. They've all started doing other things. They're on Grindr. Anna's on her computer. She's on Grindr. But this actually, this big speed, my thing, this challenge. I want four guys put an hour and a half on the clock. Huh? Just start talking about the movies you love. I don't know. Just start talking about pop culture in a way. It's not a let's culture. No, no, no, no. You can't have phones to like check. Oh, my uncle always says like when we're eating or whatever. And someone's like, who was the president then and looks it up? And he goes, a question never goes unanswered. Yeah. That party's questions he's going to answer. I know. Well, that is a really fascinating thing. This is a question ever since. Our friends and comedian Natasha Veinblatt. They host a lot of different parties and they've started making them like sort of adamantly no phone. Yeah. And it's fun for the reasons of just like not having the phone. And their practice for everybody. Also does that where you just go like, who is that? And you all want to Google and you go, you just sort of talk it out. And sometimes you go, I guess I don't know. And when you find it, it feels good. Yeah, when you all find it, it feels really good. Also the mystery. And sometimes you don't find it. And you just go, well. Oh. And you have to live in that. Sometimes the butt goes through a lot. When the butt speaks, we listen. Reparation age is the butt care expert known for helping people care for their hemorrhoids with confidence. And because every situation is different. Preparation age offers relief in multiple forms that adapt to needs. Medicated wipes formulated with chasel, aloe, and vitamin E. To help keep things calm, cool, and collected. Even in the case of dreaded hemorrhoids. And for moments that feel a bit more dramatic. The rapid relief spray with maximum strength lied again. Provides fast relief from itching, burning, and swelling. There's also a multi symptom relief cream when broader support is needed. It all works together as a simple system. A wipe, a cream, a spray. 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I'm not gonna get any worse than fighting. That is wild. I learned that about you today. Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight the fight, but there's only so much fight I can fight. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Lier. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I don't really care. I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast. Each week I bring on incredible guests like Conan O'Brien, Iowa Debris, Lamore Morris, and Nicole Byer. Ooh, I scammed them. What? I could talk to you for an hour. You're a generational yapper, like me. That's why I had to make yapping a job. I also warn you and keep you safe against scammers. Call your grandparents. Tell your parents to stop clicking on links. Please. So if you like fun, if you like comedy, and you like learning, and protecting yourself from criminals, start listening to Scam Goddess on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Scam Goddess! Hi, this is Kylie Breikman, Angel Jaretana. Jeremy Colhane, Patrick McDonald. And we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artist Podcast. What I try to do is foe journal. I don't know, I think I sort of foe journaling. Yeah, it's reading, it's called reading. Okay. Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class? No! I've been dying too! I'm so sorry, I'm seeing a reading of Sadako in the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audrey McDonald's at the Wonderland Bookstore on 14th. That's crazy, I went to the Wonderland Bookstore yesterday and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark Thirty. No way! Patrick of the Last Bookstore though, Kim Katrol is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday! I hear you get the elbows here, the eyelashes hit each other. You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to artist on artist on artist on artist on the iHeard Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Everyone say your favorite proper noun. Okay. Zoe Kazan. That's Diana Vice. Um, grape. Danny Manouk. Oh sorry, proper noun. Grape soda. Grape soda. Grape soda. That's not bad. One of my close friends. I don't know my girl, grape soda. She's in prison. She's in prison. She's in prison. I write to her every other week. Otherwise my wrist cramps. Absolute. Otherwise, you know what started to happen. And don't, don't tell the doctor. Don't tell the doctor or do. Everyone just go like this. Naturally put your hands up. She said it 20 million times. Just as I suspected, everyone's hands naturally are in like that. They're supposed to be more like it is. I was mimicking you. We were just mimicking. Sorry. What are your hands naturally do? Oh, wait. No, I guess what I mean is like at rest. Yeah, just rest. Okay. Do you want to tell me to put my hands up? I'm going to see what the body does naturally. Hands up. Hands up at wrist up at rest. Everything is mass. It's like a sexual joke to you. Absolutely. What I'm saying is our phones have made our. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are at stasis. It's like a carpal tunnel before the fingers. Yeah. So you think it should be like this naturally. I'm just saying like at rest, like it's not supposed to be. Do you see this? Oh yeah. Because we've been doing that so much. Yeah, oh wow. Why does mine naturally do this? That's so interesting. What do you think this means? That's so natural. It means you're around. A lot of guys with weird cops. Wait, you're ready for the eagle. Big spoiler. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Communion. You're physical. I don't know. Communion. You're physical. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You're physical. I don't know. She's coming in on the pot and I said to know she's not cut. I screamed at the screen. Where's Matt? I did feel like Shakira. I don't know. I know Caleb very well, but he's in the movie and I did feel like I hung out with him. You know when you see your friends and something and you're like, oh that was fun when I saw Caleb. He didn't, that was parasocial doll. You never hung out with him. No, I bet him, but I mean I'm like, I feel, I don't know how well, but I was like, oh that was nice. So I got to hang out with Caleb. He must radiate on screen. Yeah, that's great. He definitely does. He was in this chair radiating. Damn. Damn, him and John Waters. Guys please. Guys. It's a joke until you hook up the equipment because you know what? A lot of people worked really fucking hard to set this up. You're rolling again. That's not even a number. It's just the number one. A lot of people worked. A lot of people worked really hard to set this up. Number one. Number one. Number one. Which actually is playing alphabet is war. That's the number one rule. That's the number one. One of a few. One of many. This is an obvious question. Someone keeps all of these somewhere. There's like a wiki. Your fans are putting them everywhere. Or y'all do that. We do not do that, but I think there's one. There are a few devoted fans out there who update a living document like the Constitution. Yes. Yes. Devoted is a nice word. Yes. Devoted. I love Devoted. We were devoted in a way. I said it last night. We cut a joke for one of our nominations. Oh, I'm sorry. It was belly worship. And I was like, Devote. I want to devote myself to belly worship. Devote is good. Devote is as hopelessly devoted. Devoted my love. We're just going to reveal this. One of the categories is Shrek Award for Top Thing We Want To Do To That Green Guy. And one of the potential nominees was belly worship. Yeah. But it got cut. It got cut. In favor of what we felt were stronger nominees. But I guess we'll see. It'll be up to. It's nice for the DVD. Sure. By the way, Shrek had some really good DVD actresses. I missed the DVDs. I know. I was one of the good DVDs. I missed the DVDs. I missed the DVDs. That's something we missed. Cameron. Cameron. Oh my god. Maybe that's where she was at. That's where she was at. I want that for Dick so bad to do commentary. I know. And they filmed all that behind the scenes footage. You all have the vinyl and the sewer boys merged. No, that's not enough. It's the good point. The good point. The good point. The good point. The talkback should be you two and Megan. The or Moll. Ali. Oh, the. The. The. Of course. Megan Malale is a huge rap artist. She is a huge rap artist. She is a rap artist. You can't get her in. I bet she would list the movie in her playbill. Bio. Oh, we should go on. Yeah. She left. Someone needs to. Yeah. Damn. Savage. I did see a gay guy on the subway the other day. And three pieces of Megan the Stallion Mulan Rouge merch. T-shirt. Hat. Tote. And I went. Let's go. All of it at once. I did watch the Megan the Stallion Mulan Rouge medley. Approximately 200. It was coming. It was smiling ear to ear. Absolutely. Like hell bent on buying it. She is cut. Rizma. Yeah, she's fucking. Rizma. It's a different kind of stunt casting quote unquote when it's like, oh, you just let the person who is a natural live performer, like just do their thing. I mean, obviously that's just that. Yeah. She's not playing setteam. Exactly. She could. She could. She could. Costs into a napkin. She will. Remember our theater sprays? Yes. We have to go back. We have to go back. We have to go back. What should we see this summer? There's something I want to show you. I do want to see lost boys. I want to see lost boys. That will be fun. I want to see those twinks fly around. I want to see a twinks fly. Do they fly? Yes, I want to see them in the past. Spider-Man. They're vampires. It's the most second most expensive musical of all time. Stop after Spider-Man. Really? Them twinks are flying. It's all about the wires. The wires are flying. This joint is similar. We saw Rocky Hart. You or did you see it? Yeah. I have not seen it Tuesday. I really enjoyed it. What was this? Rocky Hart. I loved it. I'll see it again. - We said, oh, we went to the opening of Cats, Chalka Ball and the opening of Rocky Horror, both times sat directly behind Marie Hill. (laughs) - So, well, Travis! - So, well, Travis! - I'm in trouble. - So, well, times of the experience of like, you're talking, and then in front of you, so goes, "Hey, Shobbiz!" (screams) - That's it, it was amazing. - That's amazing. - Zach, Marie is the best. - Marie is the best. - I'm not even talking like, "Oh, a couple rows away," or like, a little, like, right in front of us, both times, Marie Hill. - Marie Hill, what, wow! - Killing me, 'cause, uh, Shobbiz, they're doing a pre-show speech, like, the director of the round, he's thinking, "Courtney Partners," he's, like, of course, American Express, Marie. Let's go, MX! - Let's go, MX! Shobbiz! - MX! - The rise of Marie Hill is on a great, is a great New York story. - Well, it was foretold. - It was foretold. - It was foretold, of course. - Has Marie been on pod? - No, he should. - Oh, that would be fun. - Oh, yeah. - By the way, you know who I saw. - And maybe, Marie Graham has been on pod? - Yes, for many years. - Yes, for a very long time. - I was thinking that recently, when we were Keaking, we hung out with him at the Titanic, on the day. - Oh, that's a person that can make me shut up. 'Cause I just said, "Please, only you taught." - Funniest. - Yeah. - I said, 'cause Nathan Lee Graham was in the original "Lacusa Wild Party," which made my sister used to listen to a lot in high school. And I saw the, with Tony, with Tony. And I saw the city center on course production, which was wonderful. And I, when we ran out of Nathan, I said, "Oh my God, Nathan, the whole time during Wild Party, "I was thinking of you." He goes, "I bet you were." (laughing) - Perfect. "I bet you were." - Perfect creature. - Perfect person. - He was on the podcast, like, within the first, maybe two years of us having it. And he was-- - Back in the apartment? - The first thing we asked him-- - Forever dog apartment? - No, it was an old war. - This was that a we work. - It was that we work. - I remember that day. - Yeah. - I'm so excited. - We used to do this out of a we work for, like, months. And then, he came in with a T. And the first thing we asked him was, we're like, "What's your T-flavor?" And he just goes, "Constant comment." - It's still in my mind. - And that was the title of that. - "Constant comment." - "Constant comment." - I feel like we've said this before, but I do think Nathan Lee Graham and Zoolander is like-- - Ooh. - Chill like a blue print, like, a piece of an on-gate iconography that, like, created a generation of people. - Um, six. - I really do think. - And we would all go on to play a gay assistant. - We really would. - Yeah, I think. - We're all doing that? - Yeah. - Have I done it? - Have I done an assistant? - God, I feel like I have that number. - I've definitely been, like, gay guy. Like, that, I don't know if I was an assistant, but I've definitely been, like, a bitchy gay guy. - Like, even Caleb Hairrun. - Oh, he just did it. - He's joined us in the, like, in, in, like, he's the king of gay assistant mountain right now. He's sort of the-- - Sure, of course. - And number one chair, top chair. - Big time. - 'Til someone else takes him to be in D-D-L-P. - Well, you'll have to see the-- - What, you'll have to see the sun. - He's the final boss at this moment. - Oh, I guess maybe something happens at the end of the film. - Well, see the film. - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god. - Turn with that character. - Mmm. - You don't have to see the film. They go to Milan. - They do? - Yes. - Amazing city. - I wish we had seen more of it. - Yeah. - Well, there's not much to see, honestly. It's just-- - It's all a dragging Milan. - A little bit. - I think Milan likes being dragged. 'Cause we were even talked to the locals there. They're like, "Shut, it's fine, it's fine." - They're like, "Why doesn't he?" - Yeah, they're like, "Mulan, don't drag her." - Don't drag her. - Thank you. - You want to soar to the neck. - Thank you. - Let's get down to business. - Wait, I just learned that Carrie Fisher did punch-ups on Anastasia script. - She did punch-ups, she was doing punch-ups on everything. Isn't that fierce? - She was one of the most prolific Hollywood script actors. - We have the full list of everything she did punch-up off. 'Cause I feel like every year you learn a new one. - She-- - Someone who still-- - I learned this from Izzy's Be Kind Rewind, which everyone should watch. - Oh, I love Aziz. - Izzy should be on pod, that'd be fun. - Oh, God, yeah. - If you can get her. - Good luck. - Good luck. - She took Michael to Judy Garland's jacket unveiling at Carnegie Hall. - So-- - Holy moly. - It's holy moly. - Oh, was he so happy? Happy as a clam? - Damn. - There was something we were all trying to get tickets to. I feel like, so I was like, can everybody do this date? And Michael had to be like, no, I'm seeing Judy Garland's jacket unveiling. - Oh, we're gonna go to Josh Daniels Cabaret, which I had to leave to see Amy Joe Jackson be tamerah. - But I loved hearing that. - Excuse. - No, I have to go see Judy Garland's jacket. - I can't-- - I'm going to Carnegie Hall to see Judy Garland's jacket. - Of course. - And it's the jacket from the night. - It's from the night, yeah. - Oh my God. - It's Laura was there. - Laura? - Laura? - Ms. Loft. - Ms. Loft. - You know that we-- - Laura and Laura. - No, that would be a show. - Oh my God. - Two on a quick. - She'll come up. - 54 of them. - Goraleft Nick. - Yes, and they do side show. - And they do side show. - I will never leave you. - They should come on for the tour. - It's us and Laura and Laura. - And Laura and Laura. - I do think for the tour as a rule, it needs a surprise fifth at the end of every show. - Yes. - Well, hi. - That's kind of like-- - I hope we can say this on it. But I think it would be funny if we did an iconic R&B song. Like one of the ones that has one of the like speaking monologues. - Yeah. - And like someone like Ariana Grande comes out to only do the speaking part. - And then we-- - It doesn't sing. - We need a concy singer to come out and just do the like-- - Talk. - Leaving the voicemail part. - Yeah, yeah. - Let's get-- - Do you know what has a great-- - Let's get it. - Just opening speaking part of this sort of canon is Whitney Houston and Deborah Cox. - Yes. - Same script, different cast. - Yes. - It starts, it opens with Whitney going, "Deb, thank you for being woman enough to come." - And then Deborah goes, "Winnie, what's this about?" - And then they start into the-- - Okay, so yeah. - What's this about? - What's this about? - What's this about? - So yeah. - Ari comes out with-- - That's amazing. - "Deb, thank you for being woman enough to come." - "Deb, what-- - Whitney, what's this about? - What's this about? - Ari and Ben Platt come out and they just do those two lines. And then they leave. - They leave. Her family never bothered. body, and the man they suspected wore a badge. And you can get access to all episodes 100% ad-free with an iHeart True Crime Plus subscription exclusively on Apple Podcasts, available only to iHeart True Crime Plus subscribers. So don't wait, head to Apple Podcasts, search for iHeart True Crime Plus and subscribe today. Lisa, we should tell them about our new show. Oh my god, Lexi, we have a new podcast. I'm Lexi Iwaneu, we're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa Julio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions, and at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all. I'm not going to get any of your fighting. That is wild. If the man were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace in the world. We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty, getting older, and a little wiser. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. I don't really care. Hi, this is Kylie Breikman, Angel Jaretana, and we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists Podcasts. The Improvized Character Comedy Podcasts were each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. What I try to do is photojournal. I don't know, have you guys heard of photojournaling? Yeah, it's reading. It's called reading. Okay. No! I've been dying too. I'm so sorry. I'm seeing a reading of Sadako in the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audrement Donalds at the Wonderland Bookstore on 14th. That's crazy. I went to the Wonderland Bookstore yesterday, and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark 30. No way! In the last bookstore, though, Kim Katrol is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday. I hear you get the elbows here, the eyelashes hate each other. Listen to artists on artists on artists, on the iHeard Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcasts. The True Crime Comedy Podcasts all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Ooh, I scammed them. What? I'm talking about scams from the 1800s all the way up to today. Call your grandparents, tell your parents to stop clicking on links, please. So if you like fun, if you like comedy, and you like learning and protecting yourself from criminals, start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Scam Goddess! So this is not a thing so honey. Whatever. You know what it is. Okay. I explain it every single time on the episode. And every single time when I get to the explanation, it's end. I'm like, why did I do that? Well, if you don't know, pause right now. Yeah, and go and listen to any other episode. Any other time. Any other time. I'll explain it on every single one. The work. Okay, okay. Matt Rodgers has one. This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. Andrew Lloyd Webber being like, well, we can't do the balcony scene in Aveda because we have gun laws in Britain. The reason they can't do it is because there's no balcony at that theater where that would make it logistically feasible. I don't think so, honey, that we needed to make it about gun violence. And now we're picturing Zegler getting sniped. And now I'm picturing it. And I'm sure now she is like, well, yeah, I guess that was an option. I wasn't thinking about it. But let's just remind all of America. They let them do it in. What the wound is that we're walking around with, which is that we have no god damn gun laws. But that is not the reason they let the boy work on Zegler. Cannot do this element. And I'm sure they'll think of something. Here's an idea. You blast your out into Times Square. She does it from there. From a cannon. I like that idea, Jimmy Lloyd. But I will say, we didn't need to go there, Andrew Lloyd Webber. Kind of similar to Cinderella. The bad musical. Oh, he said that. They're just shots really fine. Shot fired and not in that way. He could have said the same thing for Sunset Boulevard. I think they did it in Times Week. They did it in Times Week. He's out there for a while. Something that was so fun was what I can't remember the theater. The St. James. What theater is the St. James? There's right across from Sardis. If you went to Sardis during intermission, you got to live, watch every time. On those play days most of the times. You get a martini and sit at the play glass. And they just watch Tom Donnestreet. That's fun. I don't get it. It was really fun. You said Boulevard. You missed that thing. You're going to watch this one. The person with symptoms of a car was screaming. I loved when they had a little, you know, I saw it four times. Yeah, I would have. It was, if I was rich like you. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, after the Dramadass. After the Dramadass. So well that's that prize money. Yeah, don't forget about the $200,000 prize from Rue. To down and make jewelry. We should go see Lost Boys. I'm really glad. Let's do it. I would love that. That would be fun. We should do it. We should play them. Go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just was an angel in Weber. I can't believe he said that, but we moved so funny. He's one of our most bee-saying things people. Yeah, he'd been rich too long. I'll never forget when he was a guest judge on American Idol years and years and years ago. And they were doing the music of Andrew Led Weber, which, sure. And that was a coincidence, actually. They put that on his gas, but I figured it out. It just happened. They were doing it and the girl was singing memory or something. Yeah, that's one of the ones. And he was like, no, no, no. Rhythm and bar. When you sing this, you're an old glamour puss. It was like 17-year-old girl from fucking Iowa. He definitely said the word glamour puss. He was a glamour puss. And I'll never forget when Joel McHale hosted the soup years ago. He just played the clip about 18 times in a row of glamour puss. Actually, I didn't think the soup was the height of comedy. No, but this is good. Direct to Rachel Zagler, because I know you're watching. You always do. When you're a Vita up there, you're a glamour puss. You're a super boss. Don't you dare forget it. She knows, but she's a glamour puss. It bears repeating. You're a glamour puss up there. She's not a glamour puss. No. A Vita is a glamour puss. She can play admiral. Got it? Yeah. No. You know what I listen? You know what was on my, for sure. Top five most played, but I think Spotify couldn't compute this level of gay, so it didn't make it. What year were we talking last year? It was the phone call scene from Sunset Boulevard. When Nicole is like, oh, this is, this is safer. Yes. I'm calling me. And it's just this whole crazy ass phone. Do you know where you live? And Spotify wouldn't put it on there. I was just, I listen to it so many times. It was good. And it charted for Matt. Charted. Do you know what? Did we see the Glenn Close revival revival together? Remember to answer shoes because we were so far back. And everyone's clapping because of her entrance. We could only see her little feet. We were screaming. We were in probably the third row from the back. It was like 15 of us. We all bought a huge theater. $17 each to Sunset Boulevard. The revival with Glenn Close. Well, this was the 80s. The 80s, of course. She comes out just her feet are showing what's all we can see. That's bad direction and blocking. But they don't care about the punters. They don't care about the punters. She should have done it like this. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Don't show up. Oh, she's. I didn't want to get you to see your face. Yeah, you can do it. Well, we wish. We can't get one. Oh, God. All right. Oh, God, do I have one? Do you? I mean, I found mine just before. I can do one if you don't have one. No, no, no. Do you need to go first? I forget if that's required. Well, actually, since we break form all the time here, maybe Josh goes. You have one? Yeah. With one minute. It came to me earlier. This is Josh with D-Sharp. I need to get this off my chest. And his time starts now. To all you folks at home, beat in your meat to how sexy my voice sounds right now. I hate how much y'all are stroking your hogs 'cause my voice is just so sexy. I've been stroking those pussies and those cocks just because I have such a sexy, sexy voice. Just beautiful. Don't think so honey y'all are a little pervert pickies. Let me be Just cuz my voice sounds like sex I don't think so honey. I don't think that y'all are about to come cuz of my voice right now I don't want y'all to come cuz I sound so fucking and you're watching me - I Don't think so honey. Don't come I don't think I can come right now. I don't think you can come We can't cut that down for socials. No one did come did I ask you to play the whole thing? That's all podcasts throw these days DJ run it back Hit the track hit the track. I've got one. Okay. I really need one. That was amazing That was really good. I think it's important. I needed to remember that This is bonus. I don't think so honey. His time starts now. I don't think so honey What's the deal with sparkling water she goes? Oh, and it's spicy and you like it And sparkling will not when the lights are off. There's no light to be fractured through the bubbles That's interesting and yet we still call it that you know what we call it another languages water with air because that's all it is Let's not give it too much editorializing It's sparkling and that's there and doesn't really need to be there does it now you can say Sparkle water sparkling is just still in process still in process and It's a femoral honey like all things in life At one point it will stop sparkling and bubbling Let it be what it is Which is just carbonated water which you would have to make out of some crazy contraption five seconds your phosphates in that and It would be okay. I want my sodas sweet and not neutral slash spicy. That's one minute. I love Wow, you're so right everywhere else Kongas Kongas and also singas. I'm just saying that it that's the binary With air or without air Carrying question. Yes, gerund. This is just a word with I&G. No, it is a specific use of the I&G But most I&G verbs are gonna be okay. So I&G in action. It is a process. Yes, yes, kissing. I was running. I was picking Kissing. Well, yeah, I was fisting Fisting fucking Lying I was allowing allowing Aaron Jackson. I was steaming steaming It can't believe that I call my man cheating I'm trying to think of the next slime. No, I'm sorry. I skipped one. I was demon Schemen while he was scheming. I was beaming in the beam just be just steaming. Oh here's a question Is it still a gerund if they stylize it like steaming? Yeah, sure That's a gerund. Yeah, I'm gonna say. Oh, you got me girl girl. That's what you get here on last culture Is this incisive word? Yes, incisive. So these have been really really good so far today. Oh, well I compete and Do not envy you. I don't care. You can pass You always have the option to pass. I have one I think. Okay. It's good. It's gonna be I think gerund I think I thinking I have one I think Okay, ready this is Aaron Jackson's. I don't think so any is time starts now I don't think so honey that the kitchen hmm the room of the kitchen continues to Continues to be dirty. You clean it very well. Mm-hmm bleach the whole the whole gag Not for the day later Stains upon the floor once again and all you did was get some yogurt out You did it's not like you've made a big marinara pot had a bubbling for all your nannos and nannos You simply 30 seconds got a sloppy yogurt in a bowl and then suddenly you cover that you have to Once again reach for them up And I don't think the counter honey Then that room has got an attitude Teen second needs to figure it's a why so many stains give him extra time I would like that room to take a note from bad Even a little less noise from you kitchen. You're filthy. Give him extra time One minute, but he he ended it himself. You don't think bath. The bath has an attitude They're soap in there Just so it gets a little cleaner and sometimes I feel like I cleaned the toilet with a simple bit of bleach And it's good for like a week Now y'all got to go back in your kitchen. I bet you right now it's dirty But I'm saying the toilet be doing the same thing. Yes, you clean it. Then you go pee and poop instantly Because there's water in it. It just goes away To clean the toilet Cooking with soap I just open your eyes Just open your mouth Drama desk nominee when Rocky Horror was a critics pick. Yes. We were at the after party Reese Havoc slash Austin Spiro legendary legend ball first thing they say what they walk in is critics pick my love And that made us last so hard Truly when I say the morning of drama that's got to get a voicemail from Austin Sparrow drama desk my love It's the new sickening now When you take a brush from the toilet or the plunger you clean it with bleach let him dry you put it back in Two seconds later you go back to the bathroom. Why is the holder covered in shit? This is what I'm talking about so it is kitchen and bathroom do not let bathroom also bathroom like your shower curtain gets mold when you did nothing Oh, it's great you want to know what the red is the red like so God don't know the red the red thing on the on like the plastic like if you I don't have this anymore. Here we go, but I remember in college weekend is this going to ruin my No, but when you have like a plastic shower curtain. I mean sometimes it gets pink. Yeah, yeah fucking like blood. No, no No, it's like it's like a mold slash algae I didn't realize it's mold But that's life it's chocolate life. Get moldy. Sometimes we still keep eating It's chocolate. We were at say wouldn't you agree life get moldy sometimes we still keep eating it? What is mold if not a living thing? Thank you, or bless her bless that It's a it's a beautiful thing growing through the cracks of something hard and challenging Mm-hmm All right, everyone guess the title of one of the last thing we're gonna do in the episode I guess the title of one of the Ariana Grande a G8 now we know it's called pedals. You cannot guess pedal Yeah, right, right, but guess the title of an Ariana Grande track and if any of us are right I Don't know what happens. Okay, but Right the other by them an all expense paid trip to Someone who lost exactly will have a big L.A. Girl's yeah, and this is the last thing we're gonna do for plus So I just want to say everybody only gets one hour to make their pick because this is the last thing we're gonna do okay So an hour a piece. Okay, so just like four more hours. Okay, Josh your first. Well, that's an hour. So it's time There's gonna be a song called Rooted wow, oh oh, oh T.E.D. Or are you D. E.D. R.U.D. D. R.O. U.T. E. All I'll say is rude is a song called rooted rooted rooted rooted rooted rooted Either hard hard D or soft T. Oh, like or it's about RuPaul Okay, no, let's do let's trace. What about you Aaron rooted? Um, the song will be called Wet wind Wet wind after you make your guess put your push your mic away because you're done with the episode W.H.E.T. wet wind. Do you want to go wind? Yeah There will be a song on the album pedal On the first Ariana Grande album under her new baby doll music imprint called Lost in the house This is my guess for the Ariana Grande song title on pedal. Mm-hmm Boka Boka Boka Push and it's gonna push people don't know if she's talking about her homeland. Yeah Or spanish word from out spanish word from her mouth three times could be either I don't know what kind of error she's in is she gonna - Yeah. - Retrospective era or a little horse era. - Positions horse era. - Horse era. - I'm pushing away. That was a great exercise. And we really didn't get that into four of the tour, which I think we'll have to say for another day - We are the wanting more of the tour. - What, four? - I thought you said Lorne. Sorry. - Lorne. - Because I'm in the industry. - Lorne Derne. - Okay. - Say nice to your god. - This again. - Do you guys want to promote anything? - Yes. - I wish everyone would read a book. - Thank you. - Any book will do. - Why not mine? - Yeah. - Why not? - Stonishing life. 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