Should I Break Up With My Partner?

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Today we are diving into relationships. These people have posted on Reddit and they want to know if they should break up with their partner or not. And I don't really know these people, but I'm going to make a hard stance on it either way. Let's go. I've only been dating my boyfriend for one month. Break up because if you've been dating for one month and you're on Reddit, like, what do I do? You know to do, buddy. We played Scrabble for the first time in 99% of the words he got were three letters long. This guy scored 14 points in seven rounds. He had maybe two turns where he got four letter words and one of the words were actually four. He was embarrassing and I'm afraid he might be dumber than I thought. And intelligence is a big turn on for me. Do I just break up now? You guys been dating for a month. I feel like you would know in conversation whether you thought he was very intelligent or not. I don't think that it should be like a big shock that when you play Scrabble with someone for the first time, they just can't put it on paper. This relationship is headed for hell is what I think. You know, save yourself the fight. You know, in six months it's coming. It's going to be like, you know, he'll say something big really because you're a fucking idiot. And then it's going to be crazy. So just break up now. Do what you got to do. My girlfriend always asks me to eat her ass as four play before sex already then. We've had sex about 10 times so far and shit. Whoa, you guys are inside the first 10 and she's like fucking get back there in a month, dude. We've had sex about 10 times so far and she has made me do it every time. Last time I tried to avoid it and said, no, let's mess around in other ways and she ended up pushing my head down there. This is rough. She's like, where are you going? Get back down to my ass. I'm starting to realize it's something she really wants and needs but it's not something I enjoy doing at all. It kind of freaks me out and doesn't turn me on. Do I break up so she can find a guy who loves slobbing on that back door entrance? Here's what I would do. I would talk to her and be like, hey, is this very important to you because I can't even get a breath in without you shoving my head down there. I'm wearing your ass as a mask. I can't really breathe unless the air is coming out of your colon so like, can we talk about this? Like, do you need this? But ultimately, I think that she, even if she says no, I would interpret that as a yes that she does need this. She loves it. If you hate it, that could be a big barrier. But maybe, maybe you have a conversation with her. She's like, oh, I'm sorry. I thought that you liked it. You know, I thought that you liked me grabbing you and, you know, stringling you and putting you down there. I thought you enjoyed that. But, yeah, I mean, unfortunately, I think you can find out pretty early on in a relationship whether you guys are sexually compatible and it sounds like you're not. So break it up, dude. Give your jaw rest. I like my boyfriend a lot. This is a hot start. He's an all around good guy, but his tattoos are terrible. He has a giant tiger across his back, but it's so poorly done that it looks like a deformed dying llama. He has death before dishonor forever on his chest. Oh my god, dude. That was probably like my away message when I was 13 years old. He also has a green shamrock on one calf and an American flag with an eagle on fire on the other. He also has a giant Mickey Mouse face on his right bicep. What is this guy? I can't even play some in society. Like, what would he even be? He's got death before dishonor forever across his chest. I'm like, okay, UFC fighter. And then it was like, green shamrock on a calf with an American flag with an eagle on fire. I'm like, racist Yankee fan. Now, he got Mickey Mouse, a Disney adult. How can this guy be all of that? This is insane. It's so weird because his tattoos do not match his sweet, sensitive, kind personality at all. I'm even more confused now. I'm a beach girl and I know it's going to bother me when we are at the beach together. Help. Do I just leave him before I fall for him more? Yeah. I think that you break up with this guy or you go, hey, can you get the machine gun Kelly tattoo? Where's your whole body? Just ink now. Honestly, what I would do with I would have a conversation with them and be like, look, you have some pretty weird tattoos. And if they're like, yeah, I got to get them covered up, then I would just make that a priority. But if they're like, I love my tattoos, then you'd be like, well, I we clearly have different levels of interest here. If you're okay with this popery of madness that you have all over, like tattooed over your body, I don't know that we're ever going to work out because I don't, I don't know what this, what's going on here. It feels like he's not committing to a certain personality and he's kind of jumping all over the place. So I would be worried about he being committed to this relationship and then I would break up with him. My girlfriend is sweet, but she has biweekly visits with a psychic. Oh, goof, oh God. Things can be going fine in our relationship. She comes back from the psychic and is distant or angry at me. She tells me she can't talk about it since it's confidential and stays between her and her psychic healer. But that she's worried I will break her heart because of the things the psychic told her. It's so annoying. Like now I'm getting in fights because of something I didn't do. Just something that BS psychic claims I'm going to do in the future. I'm very close to breaking up and maybe I just should. Yeah, I don't know that I could get past something like this. You know, I'm cool with people like being into psychics and mediums and horoscopes and soda acts or whatever the case is. But if you're letting this bleed into our actual real life relationship, then I would have an issue with that. I also like if you actually think that I'm going to break your heart or whatever, then you break up with me then. Like well, if you're choosing the psychic over me and my actions, then do what you got to do. You know what I mean? But I can't do this whole thing where you're hot and cold because the psychic was like he's going to throw you out of a fucking plane or some shit. If that's the case, then we should just break up. It's four bucks an hour. Is that really what we're going to base this entire relationship off of? A white person in a turbine telling us that I'm going to break up with you in fucking four months? Like, come on. I'm super attracted to my girl and she's super dope. But she's one of those people when she sleeps her eyes kind of don't close all the way. Like you can still see them slightly open even though she's sleeping and that should bugs me out so much I hate it. Like I don't know how much longer I can handle it. Okay, you're nuts. Like don't break up because of that. How about this? Go to sleep. Close your eyes and go to bed. Why are you watching her sleep consistently? You know, like you've made it such an issue in your own head that every time she falls asleep, you're like, I'm going to look. I'm going to see if she's got them fucking open. Close your goddamn eyes. Like, I think this is a you problem, my guy. I think that you're super attractive girlfriend who's super dope. If her eyes don't close 100% of the way and that's going to drive you nuts, you're going to be alone forever. Okay, it's never going to work out. That's the complaint that you have. This is insane, dude. 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So any ticket you want on there, 10% off with the promo code Joe 2025. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen. My girl doesn't flush pee, only poops. Break up. Set it's how she grew up and it will make the cesspool last longer. I don't know why, but it bothers me and I'm considering breaking up because of it. You don't know why. I know why, because what the fuck, who the hell wants to go into the bathroom and see old piss in the toilet? Also, where if she's got two pisses back to back? Now we're pissing on old piss? Like what are we doing here? Where do you guys live? Greg's asking me if I've ever been to a house with some of that rule. Frankie's summer house is like that. I flush everything up there, by the way. Full disclosure, I haven't followed the rules at Frankie's summer house at all. Even if it's a drop of piss, I would flush it. Okay, I'm just not considerate of their septic tank, I guess, but I just can't, because sometimes you walk in there like this whole place smells like a piss. My girlfriend has told me she would consider kids because she knows I want them one day. But I recently overheard her talking with her friend, she said she would never in a million years have kids. I would consider it never in a fucking million years. Now I assume she's. just appeasing me by saying maybe. And I don't think I can trust her, even if I talked her about it again. Good time to break up. Yeah, this is a tough one, man. I don't know at this point in my life if I could be in a relationship where the woman didn't want to have children. It's something that's important to me. And that's a pretty big, important thing. I also wouldn't take her talking to her, like overhearing her talk to her friend for face value. Like maybe she is a maybe, but to her friend, it's like, when you're talking to your friends, you're kind of like, yeah, fuck that. Like, kids are annoying, right? But with you, it's like, this is what I have to actually consider the conversation. So maybe it's like, okay, like I want to be with this person and I realize that if I don't have children, then it's not going to work out between us because we just want different things in this life. But I would consider it because I want to be with you. This is a time to have a really serious conversation about children and laying that out of being like, look, you're on the fence about this, but do we really want to waste time if you're really like, no, then we shouldn't be together right now, you know what I mean? That's a toughy. That's an actual toughy one. That's nothing like my wife won't flush her piss. Call up my boyfriend on our ring camera, picking his nose and eating it multiple time break up. I mean, what are we doing? What are you in third grade, dude? You're the weird kid in third grade just at his desk, like, it's affecting me to the point that I don't know if I can be attractive anymore, I get it. I get it, but I would also bring that up. I don't know if this is worth breaking up over to be honest. I actually like, all jokes aside. I don't know if it's worth breaking up, but definitely like, bro, come on, fucking grew up. Get it together, don't eat your bookers. What are you doing? You're wiping it in your pocket, you're saving it for later? What's going on? You know when you use the bathroom after someone and there are little tiny pieces of poop still floating in the toilet, what? Like they flush, but there's a tiny bit left over. Like the water has a tinge of brown and there are little poop particles of float. Dude, you gotta get the fuck out of your apartment and go somewhere else that has better plumbing. I've never been in a bathroom and be like, oh, this is, there was a poop before this, I could tell by the brown tinge in the water. Legit never has that happened. Well, I went to the bathroom like 30 minutes after my girlfriend, used it and I noticed that and it's really scarring me. I know everyone poops, I get it, but something about seeing that with my own eyes, I don't know if I could recover. Do I just break up? This might be Frank who runs this one, honestly. Yeah, because that would destroy him. I don't think that you break up. I think that you probably just man up to be honest with you because like, dude, what are you gonna do? Sometimes your girlfriend's gonna have an explosive poop that has a lot of particles. Maybe get the plumbing fist is the actual problem here. It's not that your girlfriend takes a poop. It's about that your plumbing sucks dick. That's the issue, okay? So go get a plumber and be like, hey, I need this thing to suck down poop like an airplane toilet, all right? Save your relationship and call a plumber. God, I'm selling plumbers right now. That's a good commercial. Save your relationship, call a plumber. Was in the car with my boyfriend and someone cut him off. He pulled up alongside them and yelled, I'll make you eat your own heart and shit it out. You fucking bitch. I have never heard him talk like that before and it scared me how angry he was. He's always been a nice and gentle person but I feel like that was a sign to get out of the relationship now. What do you think? I don't think so. I've said some shit in traffic too. Like I get road rage. And I'm usually pretty in control of my emotions and I don't yell or name call or any of that shit but in a car when someone's just driving slow in front of me, I just wanna lose my mind. I would never yell at someone, of which I guess maybe is a different thing. I just bitch. Like even my car just bitching and I'll get furious. Like I'll make sounds. I'll just be like like that. Like I'll get mad. But yeah, yelling at people, I'll make you eat your own heart and shit it out, you fucking bitch. That's a toughy for sure. I don't think that necessarily that means that it'll translate into like, you know, some sort of abusive relationship or something like that but maybe, maybe. I can see how that is scary. People are like, whoa, what is that? What is this thing in here? You know, I would maybe inquire about that. Maybe wait until you get into some sort of argument and see if their steam come out of his ears and like, oh shit, there's something in there. There's a demon in there. And then maybe I would run for the hills. Well, there you have it folks. I hope that those people who are riding these things they're watching the video because hopefully you got some good advice here. Most of them end up in breakups, okay? There's a lot of people out there when you find something that drives you so crazy that you have to go on the internet and ask strangers about it especially after one month. I think it's time to set sail and let it go, okay? Don't forget to subscribe. We'll see you next time.