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they're just uh newer design now so you just don't like it's more it's like sleeker i think it's sleeker like the logo isn't like as prominent as it used to be because i just received headphones and they look completely different oh i just i'm packing up to move i just found uh my first pair of beats that i ever owned it was the first uh edition like when they first came out that would like loud as shit like if someone was next to you you could just hear that like you thought they were like so soundproof but like everyone in the room can hear what you're listening to they had a choke hold they really did everybody back in the day and also they were just paying for every single like um movie spot music video spot everybody was just yes yes in the first five minutes of every music video it's like hold on let me listen to this this is just beats remember remember those commercials where it's like the yes yes yeah yes y'all recreated that with like liza and stuff yes you know you even made the video no not this no no they had commercials where it was like a phone and they would be like fish eye form and they would like go like that saying i'm pretty sure you made this video we did like we did like a we did something with beats uh like video but it wasn't we were dancing around yeah it was it was it was like we were doing other stuff okay but yeah no it was a beats but that's the best when you're moving you get to like find all this stuff that has been just lost or forgotten that you you've owned this entire time you're like there it is i know i love going through my uh nostalgia box like everything that i keep just for memories that i'd never look through until i'm moving i tell you yeah i tend not to um i well i used to do that but like i ended up just hoarding a lot of things so now i just now i get rid of shit like three times a year three times a year if i i look at something i'm like if i have not touched this and it's not sentimental to me in like four months trash or i give it away oh yeah i don't i don't need time i had like a vip pass from like an event i would keep that be like oh yeah gotta remember this like it's a no yeah it was just some like silly activation and i'm like all right i gotta throw that away but i do keep all of my like concert wristbands i've rewatched all of my like concert wristbands i've rewatched all of my like one from coachella i've kept lollapalooza really oh those are the ones where i'm like in my house like should i keep it i'm like no and i toss it but it's like just you put a little ziploc bag it doesn't take up that much space yeah but i mean do you take it off or you cut it some are cut some have maybe been loosened up i don't know they're all in different cut they're worthless i think you got to keep it uh you got to keep it intact yes yeah i think it would be cool to like frame one day and like a man cave or something just be like oh yeah your old little concert i'm not nostalgic about anything he's matt i was just about to chime in and say i'm so pissed right now i just got my tennessee driver's license oh and i i didn't like go back through all like because i had to bring out the proofs of residency all sorts of stuff the passports this that and it all happened so fast which is crazy to say that the dmv everything happened fast but dude i was i was the only person there and it was like a great experience i was like oh awesome let me just do this whatever sorry you had a good experience at the dmv we're gonna get into that after you're good good and bad and i'll tell you about that but they took my picture and it's funny because out out in la they took the picture when i did the license they were like okay do you want to look at it do you like it do you want to redo it we redid the picture like three redid it like three times out in la and they were very like okay do you like this one i'm like yeah that one's perfect let's do that this the lady was like step back took the picture and then done that was it i didn't get to printed it i didn't even get to see the picture i didn't see nothing she gave me the and was like all right you're good to go and then i just oh my oh okay thank you i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry this experience where they didn't let you take another one that was here or was that tennessee no in tennessee it's all about the money maker bro they do not they did not let me retake mine i did mine like three different times until they were like do you like this one i'm like perfect oh i had a completely different experience okay okay but in tennessee they it was a one and done one and done that's it you're good to go bye and i walked away i got in the car i started driving and i was like where's my california license oh no she threw it away no at least hole punch it and give it to me back and i'm pissed because i have my florida one and i really wanted my california driver's license to have to like you're not you're not allowed to have that once you get a new one i i guess it's their discretion if they give it back or usually they'll hole punch it and you could just got it but maybe if you flip to a different state they're just like no we have to take this you should have just gone and go i don't have it the people working at the dmv they sell that shit i'm mad give it to their nephew like a fake id and it was good for a long time that's okay now when you took your picture did you smile teeth serious matt it was i'm telling you it was so fast it was just like all right step back but uh this is my face in it like a mugshot face all my every time i because i just got a new one and they wouldn't let me smile oh interesting yeah no they it's they're like keep a straight face the one in la they had like the you could see yourself they had like the mirror set up and you could like kind of like do it like you were like ready to take it not not a reflection anywhere in tennessee and i was just like this i'm so fucking confused because i every time i've gone to the dmv in la and i've been to like different ones no mirror you couldn't look at yourself no redo one quick shot no smile what dmv are you going to benny you got to go to glendale yeah the kardashian one oh you got to go to the calabasas one the glenda one yeah i'm going to the well okay yeah i mean i guess i go i do go to the ones that are like not that also there's there's like major dmv ones and then there's like the side dmvs they're like the smaller like not as like oh i got a major i got a major dmvs sometimes you go to triple a too yeah you could do it at triple a yeah yeah triple a sometimes if you have a triple a membership there's certain things if you maybe would normally be going to a dmv for triple a can offer those you don't have to go wait in line it depends on the service you need and what's stupid is like the the driver's license seems i guess a step below or not as important as a passport to me passport is like holy grail like that should be they you could take your own passport picture yes which is strange let me let me do that with my driver's license let me do a fucking photo shoot at the house the rules with that is so weird to me like for instance like i did like a driver's license i you can't do that with a driver's license you can't do that with a driver's license you know how now you go to uh if you go to the airport it just scans your face you don't even need your passport anymore on in a lot of these airports the fact that we still need to have our physical driver's license on us when we're driving rent a car anything is so crazy to me i can't believe that we can't just send a form of id whenever we want to rent a car or it should be on our apple wallet it should be on our damn apple wallet i don't understand that okay the driver's license like the real idea won't let you though uh okay places don't like but places like like like bars won't take that they won't take like a digital form of id right you have to have it physical which like makes no sense to me like places are just like we need to see the physical i think it's just like it's proper identification i mean the system is just not in place yet maybe one day in 10 years it will be but it's just like cops need to be able to like see your physical id they know i can't be like step out of the car let me scan your face right now like but i'm just i'm just surprised that in airports you could just like walk through and you're good without a passport but then a driver's like you need that physical it's like yeah need that thing on you i don't carry a wallet anymore everything's on my phone yeah i've been dude i haven't carried like a credit card in a really long time yeah you never know if you need that damn credit card you can be leaving like a fucking parking garage and it's like no we don't do contactless pay you need to have your card to get out of it that's when i skip i skip i skip that's when i just bust through the uh no and when they're like you need a physical card i go i'm sorry i only have an apple wallet and and they'll let me through Like, I've really gone through a lot without having a physical card on me. And when I do actually need it, I somehow make it work. Like, I just don't need it. I have a terrible habit of still just, like, leaving my card at bars. Like, I open up a tab, and I'm just like, and I just leave. And I don't go. I love nothing more when they go, hold on, I'm going to give it back to you. Fuck yeah. That's how it should be. Don't take my fucking card. Yeah, sure, maybe charge the 20%. I'll maybe close out if it's a decent, like. And honestly, this is drunk or sober. I just, like, for some reason, when I give my card and it disappears, I just don't think about it anymore. It's, like, the last thing I'm thinking about. Oh, I've looked at lines. Like, when you go up to close out, and you're like, I am waiting in this. And you're just like, I'm leaving that card there, and I'm just going to get another one. I've done that many times. But I need to adult better and be a little bit more responsible. They should be able to open your tab from your Apple wallet. Just bing, keep it open. And then when you're gone, like, you have an order, it just closes. And then you can put it. Tip on your phone. They want you to keep it open, though. They want, because they can charge that automatic 20% for the entire tab. Because, like, bars, really, it's, like, $1 a beer, $2 a mixed drink. Oh, I didn't know there was always 20%. I didn't know there was an automatic 20%. It's automatic 20%. I thought tip does not. Maybe even more. They're allowed to automatic it. And they can do, like, 22%. Oh, yeah. Oh, so I'd be. You want to open your tab? Want to open your tab? Yeah, let's keep it open. Come on. You're going to be back. I see someone. Let's just keep it open. I see someone fucking him. Oh, let's keep that tab open. But sometimes they tip a lot more. Sometimes they're drunk, and they're like, you know what? I'm going to tip you 50%. I love you. But if I'm at an establishment, and we got two damn bars, one on one floor, one on the other floor, I want the same system. Oh, yeah. I want the same system. Don't say, oh, well, wait. Is your card on the bar downstairs? No. And then I'm like, well, yeah, it is. They go, well, you got to go close that one and come up here. It's the same establishment. All right. But should we run that? Yeah. That's true. And I've just had it, those two ladies. Had it up to here. I've had it. The two ladies. Those two southern ladies that have a podcast? Yeah. Oh, yes, yes. Is that what their line is? It's not absolutely not. That's Heather McMahon. They're like, I've had it. I've had it. It's I've had it. Jennifer Welch. You know, I have just had it. Yeah, I've had that. I've had it with bars. I've had it with bars having separate tabs for the two separate bars within a bar. There we go. Do they start every episode like that? Is it because they got to bring it? You know, they have to bring bring it up at least one. I don't. I don't know. I but I like them. I like the clips. What's ours? We don't have one. It was a different time. We just steal Mariah's. We have a Florida man because we're from Florida. But I have a Florida man for today. You do. Let's run. All right. Ready, guys? Yeah. It's comfortable. Baby. Baby. Ow. That's. Oh, by the way. Oh, welcome back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered. Thank you for being back here. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. I'm Jared. And my favorite sound. My favorite sound is the Apple Pay payment. Oh, yeah. Picking. Lovely. If I was right from one to ten, my top ten best sounds coming from an iPhone is that sound. Oh, when you see that checkmark, you're like, oh, done deal. And like, and every time I. Oh, I every time, every time, like, like, just with how fast you could buy shit like TikTok shop. I like every time I push it through and it takes two seconds to buy it. I literally think to myself, God, I love this. Oh, and when that face ID hits, you feel like a spy kid. You feel like agent Cody Banks. You're like, damn right. You're like, oh, I'm not going to buy it. Access granted. Purchase. And when that shipping. And not mode. And when the shipping is coming to my house, too, like, you already, like, see it, too. Like, the whole order going. But sometimes it's so fast where the wrong address is on there. Oh, and your heart skips. And you're like, oh, shit. Your heart skips a beat. You're like, gulp. Because on, like, on Postmates, on DoorDash, you can't change that address once you buy it, right? It's locked in. I don't know if you could update it now. Like, as soon as you push it through. Because you know how sometimes it's like, oh, fuck. I pushed it through. And you, like, can't. You can cancel it. But there's, like, a huge charge. Yeah. It's not. Because you can't, like, change the address. Well, once an establishment has confirmed your order, you're kind of fucked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and it's so embarrassing when it says, like, oh, the Dasher is waiting for your order. Like, you're like, I hope they get it quick. And they're, like, waiting. And they're, like, texting you, I'm waiting for your order. I'm like, I'm stressed. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry. What do you mean? Like, when you order DoorDash, and then a person goes to the establishment to get your order, but they have to wait for, like, a long time. Okay. I feel awful. Though I know it's not my fault. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's, like, it's almost like grocery shopping. You, like, feel bad because you know they're in the store. Yes. Like, having to just walk around and find your shit. Yes. So, but, you know, I, but when I, but when I see, when I see my shopper is a woman, I immediately, I'm, like, I feel, like, stress-free. It's beautiful. I love it. Because you know they're going to get all your stuff that you wanted. The moment. When I see some fucking old dude, I'm, like, oh, I'm fucked. They don't have it. Like, me and my mom will look at each other, like, oh, fuck, we should have went to the grocery store. And now we're fucked. It's, like, too late. This old dude is going to get everything wrong. He's going to say everything's out of stock when it's not really out of stock. And then he's going to grab the wrong shit, and you're going to have to go back. Are you guys. And they tried to replace things that you wanted with something else that's just clearly not it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so bad. Yes. Just a terrible substitute. The way you replace it is, like, it has to be. Off-brand. Like, it's another brand of the same item. They'll just grab another fucking item. We're out of. They're out of chicken breast, so I got you ground beef instead. That's not going to work. Crown Coins Casino. Winning never sounded so good. 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People getting pissed, like you never told me you arrived or something and their food gets like cold or something, which, you know, it's, it's such a, like a, they're more just saying like, I just wish the audit, clearly it's an automated thing that's in their system that they're clicking. Like, do you want to message them? I've arrived or like on the way, if you're a specific, but it should be like, I'm arrived about to drop it off at your door. Just add that line. Just I've arrived. Just feel. So I don't know. What's the word? There's nothing worse though, than when you go to the door and you think it was already dropped off and they're at the door with it and then they give it to you and you've got the bag in your hand and they're like, I have to take a picture. Oh, it's, it's my favorite. I hate that more than anything. Yep. Yep. Got it. All right. Thank you so much. Have a good night. But why is it sometimes they have to take pictures and sometimes they don't. It's and sometimes you need a pen and sometimes you don't. It's like, it's so random. Oh, interesting. They don't have on the same app. Yeah. There's times where like, I like, or even Ubers, I'll get in the Uber. They'll go, what's the pen? I was like, it's weird. I'll get this maybe once every like six rides. Oh yes. I sometimes have had a pen thing, but maybe that's their preference too. Like they as a driver want to feel like a little safe because they don't want to risk. They may have had an incident in the past where they picked up someone and it was the wrong destination. That's true. You know what's kind of frustrating? Like sometimes you'll like, it sucks when it happens, but it's also kind of frustrating. Like you get like the, the door dash treasure hunt where it gets delivered to a wrong house and then you just see the picture of where your bag is like, you're like trying to look for like a door number on it. And then you're like, kind of like walking around trying to see which house it got delivered to. Oh, I love that. Nicholas Cage and national treasure. I'm just like, there's a clue. But then you see that it's not on your street. It's just, it's your street name, but on the other side of that fucking city. And you're like, oh shit. Oh, my toilet paper got dropped off at my neighbor's. And then I went up to the doorstep. And it was not there. So then I knock and I'm like, do you have my toilet paper? And he goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You said it just like that. Well, I said, I said, no, I said, Hey, uh, was toilet paper delivered here? I think it's for us. It got to this address. He was like, yeah. He goes, how did you know that it was this house? I'm like the picture. He was like, oh, it's already open. There's a role missing. Like he was just like, oh, okay, here it is. And I'm like, you could have just left it on the doorstep, dude. Like, why did you have to feel like you have to take it? Well, I understand why he brought it in. But because if I saw something at the door, I'd probably just bring it in and be like, oh, my wife probably ordered this or somebody ordered that. Okay. True. Maybe he didn't even like truly check the package. He just thought he ordered Charmin Ultra. Charmin. Less is more. Everybody buys toilet paper. Right. Except for Heath. That's all good. We all poop. Someone made a TikTok. It's like, why we need commercials for toilet paper. Like who out there not washing, wiping their ass. It's because there's different. I saw a comment. I was like, it's because there's different brands. If there was only one brand. If there was only one brand, then they wouldn't have to do commercials. Okay. Are y'all like loyal to a certain toilet paper brand? Charmin. Charmin. But I've been curious, what is the other best Charmin? Well, I know Heath loves his airplane toilet paper. Zane, you bring that up all the time, but the guest house that I stay at has single ply every time I call. So don't. There was one time he had airplane toilet paper at his old house, and I was just like. It's rude. And I will never let him live that down. One time. It was one time. You just have to do this. Yeah, it ain't less is more. It's more is less. You know, it's not even just airplane. I think it's every. Just public establishment. Public establishment will have that. It's just cheaper. Public restroom toilet. Imagine if you came over and I had that roll that's like the 12-inch. Oh, yes. The mega roll. That's really funny. You should just have it in there one day just to see. Oh, Quilt Northern, Cottonelle. Okay, those are like. Legit. What's the other one? Snuggie? I think you're thinking of diapers. Huggies? Does Angel Soft, though, like has a baby on it? Like, I don't need to be looking at a baby and then wiping my ass. Well, it's saying it's as soft as a baby's bum. I think that's what they mean. Okay, then that's a little. No, what's the toilet paper that's like snuggles? Is it a teddy bear? There's a. See, there's like a. Angel Soft. There's a little cherub on it. It used to be a real baby. Now, it's an animated baby because I think. It's a dead baby? It's a dead baby. Oh. Sorry, it has its angel. It's a cherub, okay? But it's. It's a cherub. That's not a cherub. Is that what you call a cherub? Isn't it a cherub? Yeah, a cherub, but that's not a cherub. That's a baby. But it does look weird. It does look weird that there's like a real baby on there. You're right. It's like. Yeah, you should just. I don't need to see that. Yeah, you're right. Give me the animated bears. Why we got to make him naked? You know, just like put some clothes on him. Is the. Are the Charmin bears the Goldilocks bears? Like, did Goldilocks go up in their house and try to wipe. No, but that's a good. Wait. It's Charmin bears, but it's brown. It's a brown bear, right? I think they're. I think they're. In the Goldilocks and Three Bears, I think they're ambiguous. What do you mean? Are they black bears or brown bears? Brown. It doesn't matter. It's a bear of color. That's all we know. What type of bears? Oh, it's the blue. Oh, so we have a caste system in the Charmin thing. We got brown bears, blue bears, red bears, ultra soft, ultra strong. What kind of fucking society is this? I can see this not. I've been thinking, well. This is classes. Yeah, I don't like this. Oh, we got a caste system. Oh, you know that they had to think real closely on the colors. Oh, dear. But, um. Oh, Heath, your Florida story. What Florida story did you have for us prepared for today? Let me pull up the notes, because it's a wild one. Like, it is. We got to come up with, like, a song every time we're about to do a Florida segment, and like. Brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr. Yeah! We got the next door! I don't know. We got to come up with, like, a little segment song. Okay. Sorry, I know it looked neat because you make music, but. No, I'll do it. Like a little jingle. Let's just do the, um, the Plankton's Cousin, the. I can't read! I can't read! This is kind of crazy because of, like, who's involved. Um. But basically, a Florida family tried to hire a hitman to kill. An ex-boyfriend. Oh! And baby daddy. I've heard about this. We love a good baby daddy story. So, there's a TikToker named Gabby Gonzalez, and her father, Francisco Gonzalez, and her ex, Kai Corddry. They were finally arrested on Friday in connection with an alleged 2021 scheme to kill Jack Avery, a former member of the boy band, Why Don't We? Why Don't We kill him? Why Don't We is that band that Logan Paul. I remember a long time ago, Logan Paul was, like, a part of. He was, like, the Simon Cowell of, like, the whole group. Yeah, he either, like, he heavily pushed them, and then they became big. Okay. Oh, wait! Isn't the guy on the right, um. Daniel Seavey? Daniel Seavey! Yeah. Oh! And Jack Avery is the one on the left. Okay. So, and then. But his girlfriend, Gabby. What's her name? Gonzalez? Gabby Gonzalez. She's already a TikTok influencer. Okay. Yes. She's a TikTok influencer. And she has a baby with him? Yeah, they have a daughter who's seven. Okay. Oh, boy. A while ago, it all started. They hired a private investigator to, like, find dirt and dig up stuff to have, like, a case, like, for the custody battle, right? Right. Okay. So, they were trying to, like, dig up stuff, blah, blah, blah, and that didn't do it. So, then, in March 2021, they started asking Corddry, like, her newer ex, um, to recruit somebody to basically, like, harass him nonstop. They ended up hiring an. MMA fighter to, like, harass him and give him a hard time. Okay. Just kind of, like, bully this dude. Didn't work. They needed to go even further. So, then, her and her father went on the dark web to try to find a hitman and were, like, shopping around. Basically, they ended up wiring some guy 10 grand worth of Bitcoin to kill Jack Avery. So, she could get custody of the child and probably his money as well? Basically, like, they. I guess there was, like, a custody issue. It wasn't working out. And the best thing that they decided was, okay, if he's dead, he can't have custody. Yeah. Eliminate the problem. Oh, my gosh. Wild. Her own father helping out with this? Yeah. That's fucking insane. And 10 grand? That's it? That's it. That's all your life's worth. You are a TikTok influencer. I know you make it more than that. Come on, baby. You got brand deals. Also, the risk? Only 10K? So, they hire this hitman and the hitman turns out to. It doesn't happen. Oh, it doesn't happen. They find out that, yeah, did they. Like, how did they figure it out? Did Dane or. So, the person that they had hired, I guess, was a scam. Just took the 10 grand in Bitcoin and just, like, ghosted them. King. So, they went to hire a new hitman on the dark web, but it ended up being an undercover FBI agent. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha, bitch. I cannot believe they didn't look at that as a. Okay, like. A sign. A sign. Or, like, a. You know what? Maybe this is a bad idea. No, they probably went, oh, that's what we get for cheaping out. Hire the next hitman, 30 grand. What a dumb. Crazy. What kind of relationship? A father and daughter being like, no, okay, let's get another hitman. Like, I got you, sweetheart. No, let's book another one. Let's kill your baby daddy. That is crazy as a father. To, like. Like daughter, like brother. It's weird. You never see a story like this with, like, a hitman type thing where, like, a dad is, like, also involved with his daughter in booking a hitman. Yeah. Like, it's some trashy shit. I'm just so curious of who the dad is. Like, is he this. Oh, that's the best part. He's a prominent Florida attorney. No. Yeah. And he didn't think. And he thought that was a good idea. Oh, that is. So, yeah, he. I'm curious, then, once this all goes to court. But what's wild is this all happened in 2021. So, they've been, like, sitting on this for a while, knowing that they could be going to jail. Yeah. Because what's the. What's the status of it as of right now? So, they just got arrested. But basically, what happened was the FBI agent informed Jack that there's a hit against him. So, he did, like, the whole restraining order, everything like that. The three of them have been arrested. So, Gabby, her dad, and then that Kai, the other boyfriend guy. Oh, it was all three of them. If convicted, they will get 25 years to life in prison. Good. Ooh. Matt, can you fucking imagine, like, this happens to you, someone put a hit on you, and then they get, like, you know, and then they go to jail? I would not be able to sleep ever again. Because I don't know if they have friends. What if they've already contacted other people to try to make it happen? Try to fucking finish the problem? I don't know. Oh, you think, like, they would still try to be after me? I feel like now they're, like, they don't even want to fuck with it anymore. I don't know. I got custody of my child. I want, bitch. No, I don't know. I don't know. But we're talking about an influencer. Like, it ain't, like, no crime boss coming out, like, getting a hit against me. Matt, I know you. You're telling me. That if there wasn't a hit on you and, like, you, like, bro, I would need so much therapy to get me fucking past that. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be just scared forever. This is, like, some Fargo-level shit. They need to use this plot for, like, a new season of Fargo. Yeah. This is, oh, like, you know what I mean? Just, like, a clunky murder where it's, like, an influencer and her dad's helping her out, trying to kill her. Influencers in a boy band? I mean, this feels just written. Yeah. It's such a good plot. It's pretty crazy. Is the boy band still around? Are they still, like, popping? No, I think they. I think they broke up a while ago, but they're all doing their own thing. Like, Daniel Seavey has these amazing concerts where he'll. He's been killing it. Yeah, like, he'll ask the crowd to give him, like, a song recommendation to cover. Oh. And then he will perform all of the instruments on, like, a loop pedal and, like, build the song from scratch. A little Ed Sheeran kind of thing. Yeah, like, in his own style. It's really cool. Oh, that's sick. All the members are so talented, but this is just a crazy story. Wow. Oh, wow. But we don't know fully how long they'll get convicted. Like, because there's going to be so much of the case. They're going to look at the text message. Who was, like, the person to even put the idea in her head? Like, the dad could get even, like, a tougher penalty as well. Yeah, because he came up with the idea. But, God, that is really crazy. Damn. I won $40K. and finally renovated my home. Visit crowncoins.com, sign up in seconds, Enter code CROWN and get a free Lucky Wheel bonus. CrownCoins.com. That's C-R-O-W-N-Coins.com. No purchase needed. CrownCoins Casino. Have you ever met Gabby Gonzalez? I don't know who that is. No, no. I mean. She could be walking down the street, wouldn't know a thing. But the thing is that she could be just like someone who maybe just started on TikTok and has maybe like 20,000 followers on there. A COVID influencer. It's a great headline. So I could see them taking, like, you know, leaning into that. Oh, oh. Lover of life, mermaid at heart. More like killer, murder at heart. All right, this girl. All right, guys. This girl has 462,000 followers on Instagram. Baby girl, you're doing so well. Why are we even fucking thinking? Thinking like that to ruin your life? Open up message. Wait, hear me out. Can you help me out with something? We're like, what? Oh, she got. Oh, wow. $2 million bond. Okay, bitch. Wait, why are we releasing her? I thought, like, with something serious like this, you don't release them. You're still allowed to pay bond. Even when, like, a crime like that? Yeah, until you get convicted. You still got to go back to court. But, like, you can go chill at home. You know, you know, she got released. She's, like, still trying to make it happen. Is she still trying to make it happen? On that? On that $2 million bond. Finish the job. How do bonds work? Like, it's like a loan, right? You have to pay 10%. You pay 10%, but then you have to keep paying that off over months or years? Oh, no. I thought you didn't have to pay that off. You have to pay that off? What do you mean? So, you can pay the full bail amount set by the judge directly to the court in cash or by pledging property, like a house. If the defendant attends all court dates, this money is refunded at the end of the case, minus minor administrative fees. Oh. It's just like a. It's only a promise that you will show up in court that you're not going to flee or, you know what I mean? Okay. Oh, so if you do flee, that's when the $2 million is, like. Then they're really going to come collect. Because that's what Dog the Bounty Hunter was? I just like how you said that. Because he would go after people that did. Because they were a jail bond place. And then he would go hunt down people who hadn't, like, paid their bounty or were on the run, right? I love seeing him go after people. That and, like, a repo, man. Like, seems like it would be a really fun job. But then at the same time, like. Oh, it's just so risky. Oh, you have to go get into some shit. Did Dog the Bounty Hunter die? I think so. I remember his wife died. But he died? He was cool, but then he said the N-word. And then it was like, okay. And you're done? That's it? No, he's alive! Oh. I thought he died. I mean. He looks like shit. Fuck. He just looks like a WWE, like, old school wrestler guy. Just these guys. They love the sun. It was, like, in Hawaii, his show, right? Oh, wow. I wonder why. Why do that? Shit in Hawaii. I feel like you'd get everybody at that point. There's no one left. Yeah. On an island like that? Speaking of repo, man, I saw this. This was funny. A repo man is suing a woman after she parked her car in a way that made it impossible to repossess. Love that. Oh, brilliant. It's honestly impressive to put it in like that. How did she get that in? That reminds me of, like, Goldmember in, like, Austin Powers, where he has that carton he's in the hallway, and it's just, like, police stuff. You know she was in there for a long time trying to get that in there. Like, they're just. Well, I feel like. Couldn't you just, like, remove the. The wall? Remove the. No, no. Remove the wheels, and then. You could put it on some sort of, like, dolly and get that out. Yeah. But it would take time. You ever see, like, the videos of people that get their car repoed, and then they, like, try to drive it off of the tow truck? It's so funny. It's so funny, because they know it's going to fuck their car up, but they just want to win in that situation. Yeah. It's just an ego trip. Like, you're not getting it. But, like, also, at the same time, like, if you didn't pay. If you didn't pay for it, and your car is getting repossessed, like, you are so in the wrong. Like, how they think it's. And now you just. Now you're paying for the damage you just caused to that car. You're putting more. You're making it so much worse for yourself. Dude, you know, I've been seeing so much fucking road rage on my feed lately, where people will get so pissed when somebody cuts somebody off. They'll drive. Yes. They'll go around them, and then stop. But, dude, like, I've been seeing so many videos of people just attacking each other on the road, where they're. They're willing to fuck their car up just to make it. To prove a point. To prove a point. It's so insane. Like, when someone cuts me off, you get pissed. Maybe you flick them off. That's it. But, like, to just now start fighting on the road, where you're like, now you're going to get your car hit, is so insane to me. Just give him the thumbs down. That's all you need. Oh, Heath. Heath will do this. He'll do a little pause, like a. Like that. Just like a. Like a. I don't flick anybody off anymore. I'm just like this. Because it hurts so much more. It does. Like that. Whatever. But, like, if you did something wrong, and somebody pulls up next to you, and you're just like. It does hit harder. It's like, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. Because you are such a bad driver. Poor you. It's so good. A middle finger is almost, like, funny. It's just. You don't take it seriously. You're just like a. Whatever. Because what do you give them? Like, if you got thumbs down, you can't. You don't. You know what I mean? Like, what do you give a thumbs down back? It's like a. It's like a spiritual ticket. You just got, like, ticketed by the cops. But, like, it hits your. A ticket to the heart. A spiritual ticket. That's good. It's like, oh, God. You're like, maybe I shouldn't drive for the rest of the day. I've been debating buying those, like, little. They look like little business cards. But they say, like, congrats, you parked like an asshole. That's good. And putting them on people's cars. Because, like, the way our parking situation is, it's like, two cars can park on the curb in front of our place. Yeah. But sometimes someone will just park in the middle of it. Yeah. And it's like, I can't park in front of my house because you're hogging up both spaces. Like, what are you. Yeah. Are you not thinking about that? Or are you trying to hoard the spot for someone else? Would you. But I just want to, like. Would you go above and beyond, which I think you should, because I feel like it, like, makes you look stronger. You put on the bottom, dash, your friendly neighbor, Matt Cares. But, like, you know, put a stamp on it. It's like, hey. Love, Matt. No, I don't want them coming after me. I just want them to be like, oh, yeah, I did park like an asshole. And then just prevent it from the future. LA is different, though, because there's times that I've had to park like that because. It also. The trash bins. So when people pull their trash bins out, they put it, like, right there at the edge of the driveway. So then you can't technically. Yeah. So sometimes you kind of have to park accordingly. Oh, you guys don't. And then if the trash bins get taken away. I always move trash bins. It depends if they're full or not. But then you can't put it into somebody's driveway. If they're empty, I'll pull other people's trash cans. I feel like I'm working for them. I'm like, here we go. Just another day working. But, yeah, I'll pull them back onto the curb so I can. I can park. Yeah. But if it's full, I'm not. Or I'll just, like, stack it in a line. Yeah. And then I'll park in front of it like a. I feel like they appreciate it. As long as you make it look nice, then it doesn't look like you're, like, not being a dick. Like, pushing their shit out of the way, you know? Just bump it with your car. Just run it over. Oh, dude, I always bump it. Ever since. Because I got my. Actually, why am I talking about this? Actually, let me stop. I'm good. It was just a joke. You know, we're. Allegedly. We're entertainers. Yeah. I was about to say. So you're going to say it anyway? Because when I got my. Like, two years ago, I got my lease. I got my Tesla. And the second day, I noticed a fucking rock or something flew in my back taillight. And when something, like, fucks your car up, you're just like, you know what? Fuck it. Whatever happens, happens. So now, like, if I'm backing up, I see a garbage can, I'm just like. Because a garbage can is not going to, like. It's not going to. Cause damage on their car. You know, it might leave a scruff, and then you, like, you take your jacket, and you're like, all right, it's off. You know? Yeah. But it's funny that you're. I think I can handle it. Because sometimes, I'll do it in front of, like, in front of people walking, and they're just like, whoa. Because it's like, you know, it's, like, really shocking when someone, like, hits anything. Something, yeah. Even a cone. It's just like a, oh. Like, it kind of, like, hits you back. I'll just. I don't know. I look at. I look at cars as, like, a. It's just stuff. You know? It's like, whatever. Like, I don't get too pissed if, like, something. I don't get, like, as pissed as other people. And I've always felt like that about cars. I agree. About the cars that I have. It's like. I don't mind, like, a little nick or a scuff. When you have a. When you owned pieces of shit cars for your entire life, and, like, something was always hanging off it, something was always scratched, something was always broken, you just see every car like that in the future. Like, anything you own. Yeah. I used to. Like, dude. Sideview mirror. I used to have that shit hanging for, like, a year. A year and a half back in Florida when I was driving. That's bad. I was just like. That's bad. No, I know. Because I would. A duct tape. I couldn't afford it. Yeah. So I would put duct tape, like, over. And, like, the wind would obviously cause the duct tape to, like, make it fall back. And then I'd have to get a new duct tape and put it back on. This Mitsubishi Gallant. It was worth. Spent three grand in duct tape. It was 2K. You had a Gallant? I paid 2K for it. Oh, boy. 2K. It got me around for, like, two years until my transmission blew out. Not bad. Yeah. Not bad at all. And then I was like, oh, that's fine. How much does it cost? They're like, it's going to cost, like, 5K. More than what you paid for the car. Oh, so the car's totaled. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, I miss. It was, like, light, light gray. Yeah. Oh, that's kind of cool looking. I know. I like that. That was it. That was my first car. But, like, it looked bad. I was thinking of, like, the 2004 one, the uglier looking one to the left. I was like, oh, that's what I think of when I think of a Gallant. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. It was a little bit cooler looking. But, yeah, it still looked really, really bad. The rust. How did. they go from like tokyo drift yeah that wait that's the new that's newer than the other i would yeah that's the older one yeah this is 97 and so that's 2004 and then this is the next one i think the sharper looking car what do you call those like sharp looking like just hard edges yeah hard edges i think they're gonna come back really soon of course people really people really want that because they're dude they're like every now every time there's a newer version of a car it's just getting rounder and rounder it's about to look like oh my god circle car with uh on wheels winning never sounded so good what would you do if you won big at crown coins casino real people win real prices every single day hi this is michael from georgia i won 40k and finally renovated my home visit crown coins.com sign up in seconds enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus you may win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crown coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply remember we talked about the interior of the new ferrari did you just see they released what the actual car looks like zane oh no it's bad it's really bad it's not even like that cool futuristic looking it's just like hold on this was the luce why it's so this is not what i saw look at this is it electric yeah yeah okay that makes sense and it's six hundred thousand dollars heath remember what remember when i told you oh my god dude the luce like i really this was not the photos i saw you might have seen i saw a super viral post of a uh like a cgi artist or something who did their own rendition of like what it could have looked like okay maybe can you pull that off yeah i wonder let me see because dude that it's not what it's supposed to look like that's crazy what were they thinking the interior was like released like months ago and then they just unveiled like the actual look of the car and then oh boy why make it look electric like that's the thing i think people want to get a ferrari that is electric but looks like a fucking mean ass ferrari heath i think i think i remember asking you this and you told me something i think you looked it up and you gave me an answer of like why they do that like why they make electric cars look electric and look like that were these the photos they could just easily make it look like a gas car because this is a redesign okay somebody did okay that's what i saw yeah this is sick i love this that's what that was that's what they were supposed to make it look like why didn't they do that yeah because it doesn't look like they put the vents on the sides pardoned us for the people listening but yeah but you know what even you see like the what do you call the the um the gas the uh the brake pedal the brake um the caliper the taillights yeah the cal the caliper like in the rims like on electric cars just put it there for the look yeah it looks cool just make it look like a gas car i didn't know that was the name of it a caliper i don't know that i thought it was called the gas or a brake um like a brake pad a brake pad yeah a brake pen that looks sick he do you know what i mean but just like put the characteristics of a gas car on an electric car to make it to give that gas like to give that yeah i don't i don't know why they they make it look so electric and weird because who likes that shit that's how i've always felt about the front of electric cars because i know that electric cars don't need the air intake to cool down the engine so they get rid of the grill and it's just like one big plastic piece that always pisses me off because like the grill can make or break a car yes it's like the mouth of it yes no lucia more like douche it all right not us getting worked up over a six hundred thousand dollar ferrari that we would never yeah like if it was the first design that we'd buy it yeah but people are comparing it to like the new byd uh electric supercar that just came out yeah that that's what the fuck i'm talking about look at that yes look at that and it's a third of the price i feel like they do this purposely like they like like everybody in the room is like this no oh this looks ugly let's do it like there's no like there has to be a reason why yeah i don't get it i think it's like shareholders and stuff too and they think like oh by making it like more aerodynamic it can like look faster on paper like there's all this weird do you think they're like trying to meet a market uh with a ferrari who knows make maybe they purposefully made it that ugly to show that nobody wants to buy an electric ferrari be like listen we tried it and this is why we can't do the electric program interesting or maybe they're they want to maybe they're like if we make this look nothing like our original like our cars then it's going to meet or we can hit a different demographic of people true that it looks more feminine too so it's also like guys who probably ferrari purists who are like oh i'm gonna have the gas one but i'm gonna get my wife an electric one and i don't know it looks a little bit more feminine you think so like i feel like it yeah it kind of looks a little girly all respect all respect to me like you see i don't like what tesla's look like like personally like my car i don't i don't like the look of it i just drive it though that looks like your face was really i think i'm like i agree with you i don't think they don't look good that looks like a fucking tesla why why make it look like a tesla yeah yeah it looks like a nissan or like some sort of just like just a normal nissan electric car yeah ladies and they go would you buy this looks like a fucking leaf nissan leaf yep but a lot of people buy ferraris don't have good taste oh god heath remember when emily malka got that for her birthday her 15th no she she got the um it's crazy when we saw it we're like holy shit yeah she got surprised with a brand new uh honda fit for now looking back i'm like damn was that like 18th birthday party i i was honestly i was i was surprised that i got invited to that i was like oh wow she liked it i always like the car from the movie sleepover from like the early 2000s look up sleepover nissan car sleepover it was like with alexa vega the girl from spy kids sarah paxton damn where is she at now um i have not seen a mom in it yes oh my god i wanted that car that is not real oh i love it i love a little ugly looking electric car every car in europe looks like yeah literally anywhere but america their cars look like that the nissan hyper mini for the people want to google it oh god um did y'all hear that vine is coming back okay i saw that and i also got an email and a dm from like a the thing called divine is that so that's it jack it's so it's jack dorsey jack dorsey was the founder of twitter but he doesn't own x because remember elon was talking about oh i'm gonna bring back vine and shit yeah so but this is not oh shout out to sophie flay i literally thought that um it was like one of those like apps we're bringing your vine videos back i like i thought i've seen apps like that before right to do it so i thought it was just one of those 500 000 of like the top vines are like uploaded onto it right now like art so but the thing is you have to get invited and they've asked former vine creators to get access to it which i'm like we i have y'all gotten the invite or i guess you did what was your email i did i got it i got it on instagram oh here let me what's what's the app called again divine d-i-v-i-n-e okay let me read the dm that they sent me so i know it's an early access like beta testing okay zone hey you may have heard about divine the six um six a second video looping at the retrieving archive vines and promising to eliminate ai slot for new human-made content i'd like that we've recovered your and heath's original vine count a vine account is in and heath if you want to reclaim your account blah blah blah blah blah get your followers back all right no i don't think so oh our launch date isn't quite set yet but it's coming but and this was in march so you know why they called it divine what do it for divine there's the dad jokes oh they didn't reach out to me all right but they're like we've recovered your original vine account so i'm like but if your original vine account but the followers i don't like are i don't think you're and it doesn't even matter if you got your followers back because it's gonna mean nothing none of them are on the i guess true yeah you're right you're right that's a good point so it's interesting that's coming back i can't compete with like i feel like you know i i think just stick with it okay with it i you know what i think they can give you an extra at least two seconds three seconds keep it under 10 keep it under yeah yeah under 10 yeah just because six seconds we were just doing like sketches just trying it's it's it's a little too short and i remember i remember us saying this we were always sitting back then when we're doing vines we just need a few more seconds yeah and then i feel like they did do that towards the end they did kind of open up the gates a little bit more opened it up to two minutes and then we're like oh my god we're like oh my god we're like oh my god we're like oh that's when i was just done yeah okay now we turned it into youtube it's like our ml but look a little cherub icon a little dead but i get that because vine died and i came back back from the dead i got that i get that that makes sense uh do you think it's gonna do you think it's gonna be successful well the thing is i because it's its own independent app i think it might struggle though because i thought by you know x twitter bringing vine back i was like oh my god i'm like oh because they want to compete with reels and stuff like to have like its own little like area to scroll and that's already living within another social media app i'm like that makes sense yeah divine it's because its own separate app it's just like i don't know how bored would you have to be with tiktok to be like okay now i gotta go check out divine or it's gonna be more of a nostalgic kind of thing i think nostalgic i think the older people that are gonna go back and download it maybe those videos can uh circulate onto tiktok onto reels because i'm sure if they're or like you try to take the video, it takes the icon. The little watermark. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like there's ways where they can, like, promote themselves and get newer people onto the app. And they'll see older people talking about Vine so much where they'll be interested to download the app and check out what's on the app. So, yeah, I'm curious. Or they might do little social media campaigns like TikTok did. You know, like, having people, like, giving people money to post Vines every week and then, you know. It'd be nice to see a proper algorithm because on Vine it was all chronological, too. And then if you followed one damn account, there were all those repos. People spammed out the feed towards the end. It was a wasteland. But, like, I want them to bring the Popular Now page. The fact that they had it, like, status, like, top video, second. On the rise. Remember, it was trending now. There was, like, there was popular. And on the rise. And on the rise. On the rise was great because on the rise a lot of times had much funnier videos on there. Because there were, like, the smaller Vine accounts that were, like, really. Really funny. And it's, like, they see a little bit, like, traction higher than normal. So, they'll, like, throw them up on the rise. And I think that's on the rise. I think it was creators that were picked. I think handpicked, I think, by people at Vine, right? Yes. Yes. It was, like, a curated, like, pick. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I love that. Editor's choice. Yeah. And I think they should bring that back. There's something so cool about, like, Heath. Remember those days where we'd be, like, bro, we're number four. Bro, we're number three. There was something so exciting. But, you know, people these days, they don't like. Fuck. They don't like taking competition anymore. So, they probably won't bring it back. Crown Coins Casino. Sign up in seconds. Enter code CROWN and get a free Lucky Wheel bonus. Crowncoins.com. No purchase needed. 18 plus. Terms and conditions apply. Crown Coins Casino. Heath, there was one video that we had that was number fucking one. Do you remember that one? That we only had one that went one? I think, like, later, like, down the line, when we moved to L.A., I think that's when we were on the popular now, maybe more. But, like, this was back when our first one where we hit number one. And we were freaking out. We're like, oh, my God. Was it the one with the roasted chicken in my backyard? No. No, no, no, no. Was it the one with the bacon? Maybe, like, get in, loser. We're going shopping. No, no, that was our first one. But our first one that hit where every single big viner was commenting under it. And we were like, oh, my God. It's happening. Like, big viners are seeing our shit. Which one was it? Some lingering for the bank? No, no, no. It was the Cinderella vine. It was a Cinderella carousel. Oh, yes. Running out of your house. And I fall on the pumpkin. Oh. It was like, we're on the. That was the get in, loser. Get in, loser. Yes. Did you say that? Yes, I did. Oh, you did? I thought you said lingering for the bank. Run it back. No, I was just. I was trying to just recite any vines. Scoot over, bitches. Going to Tarjay. Going to get some lingering for the bank. I could see Divine carving out a niche for people that just want a laugh. Right. Because when you go into, like, TikTok, especially. Yes. Every other video is a fucking ad. Pisses me off. And then it's just like their algorithm. I feel like it's gotten so much worse. It's gotten so much worse where it's just so all over the place that, you know, I go on there and it's like the first video is a 10 minute fucking documentary. And you're hooked. That's so true. And then the second video is, I don't know, some like a music artist promoting their song and then blah, blah, blah. It's just like, I never feel like I get the laugh that I want. Yeah, I just want a little bite size ha, ha, he, he. Because you're not going to get anything informational on there. You're not going to get any like media like reporting. You're not going to get any. Anything political on there. You're not going to get anything that's going to like, honestly, that's like, that's like honestly too much on our feeds right now. Like, you just want to go to an app and only laugh. Like, that's all you're going to see on this app. And I feel like they need to bring something, whether it's defined, whether it's anything, just bring something back where like, I just want to laugh. I don't want shit. I just hate that you like watch one thing and it thinks that's all you. I watched one video comparing watches. It was like this vintage watch video and it was cool. It was like, it was interesting. And now every two videos is. It's like watches and I'm like, I don't want to dislike it because like, I thought it was interesting. Like, I don't mind watching content, but then it's like, I don't need to see that every, every video. Now I'm like, come on. The algorithms, like it like feeds you extra, extra heavy. Yeah. And then I see something so interesting and I want to like it, but I'm like, but I don't want to see more of this. So I, yeah, I get very like, oh God help. If you watch something for longer than a minute, your whole week is screwed. That's all you're going to see. And then I'm like, all right. I got to get off for that. And for the next week, I know. And then I'm just like sucked into Astrovino lore forever getting an Airbnb, if not, I'm staying at shoddy Bay's house. Oh, Astrovino. She's like a shoddy Bay. She's like, I thought that was one word. I didn't know what you were talking about. Yeah, I know. I thought you were saying something like Astro sucked into these like people who are like so unimportant. That's the thing. Cause I always watch shit that I don't want to watch. Like, I truly don't want to watch. I sit there. I'm like. Oh God, this is, but it's just like negative. And the algorithm will drop you in like a part four of like someone getting arrested. And you're like, hold on a second. I got to go way back. And then you're like, oh, I got to see this. Yeah. You got to see it all the way through Astrovino. Get her on the pod. I love speaking of did I, there was something that I watched for the full thing. And now I'm getting a bunch of fucking conspiracy theories are a bunch of shit like that. Now there was one, have you ever heard of the guy? His name is like art bell. He had like a giant hole in his, uh, on his property, like a nine foot hole. That went so far deep into the earth and he would drop, drop shit in there. Like this was on vine or Tik TOK on Tik TOK. Yes. A long time ago. Oh, that's an old story. I guess I've seen people who have holes in their backyard and they drop shit down. I, this is maybe a whole different story. Yeah. They would like drop like just big shit, like refrigerators, just giant shit. And like, they can't even hear it. Like it's so far down where they came in here. It like hit the ground. I thought, okay. And then it was, it was always there. Did they dig a hole? They, it's like a couch. No, no. It was always there. It was always there. This giant hole. It has to do with like a, a seal, like, like a, a feet, a seal fetus. That was in the hole. I don't know. I don't know. What are you talking about? It was like, it sounds like a fever. It caused it. Like, uh, it cured cancer. Are you? I was hugged. I had my drugs. I had my tinfoil hat on. I was watching the show. I was like, this is crazy. I just, I can't even follow what the, the other guy said. I can't even, I can't even follow what the other guy said. Yeah. They would drop refrigerators down this giant hole. They wouldn't even know where the bottom was. And it had to do with the seal. I know. I feel like you have to like watch the video and I really didn't want to pull up the video because it's like, it's a long video. Do more research and come back with us on that. Honestly, I'm really interested now. Cause I need to know what this is. I'll send, I'll send it to you. And then you also thought that AI fucking gook was like real. The guy who had like that fucking creature in his house. You know what? That guy who had like that fucking creature in his house. You know what? You know what? You were like, this is crazy. You know what's crazy? Now looking back, how dumb that shit was. Like seeing how much AI is now. Yeah. I cannot believe I believed that shit for a fucking second. It's insane. Look, it's getting bigger. It's moving now. It's moving. And you know what? I could go back to that video now. pull it off but you technologically wise were thinking like oh it's shooting it's really registering where you're shooting at do you think our parents knew that or they believe that shit too i i mean they probably believed it too there's no way they understood you know i don't know what if they're like hey that really doesn't make any sense yeah that's that's so that's so crazy matt like how we fucking believe that and i and i believed it right now i was like oh my god i remember you said like pointed out to tv how'd they do that you know there's that hack with like the wii if your wii remote like you know the wii bar sensor it was that little sensor you'd put up apparently there's like a hack where you light two candles and that can become the bar for it what look up the wii candle hack i'm pretty sure you put it like next to the it creates some frequency between the candles so yes if your wii sensor bar is lost or broken you can replace it with two candles you can replace it with two candles you can replace it with two candles you put it like next to the it creates some frequency between the candles so yes if your wii bar sensor is lost or broken you can replace it with two candles you can replace it with two lit candles because the sensor bar is actually just an infrared light source anything that emits infrared light can be used in its own place so the can you go to uh can you go to um images i just want to see a picture of somebody doing this yeah you put two candles up oh wow they're tiny candles too yeah just two little tea candles i imagine just like a bro like yeah yeah bet you someone started a fire like that once y'all saw our girl leah finally uh they released the trailer for her yes it's been insane it's like bro she was here maybe like i think four months ago we were talking about this and we couldn't say anything but guys the show that lee is on it just got announced yesterday and the trailer came out it's called million dollar nannies which is so funny because i got so many dms when i posted uh i reshared the the photo the show poster and everybody was like zane i swear i thought it was gonna be love island i was like i was ready to roll my eyes but this bitch is front and center front and center front and center on a new show i was like you know guys like we would i would i would never have her come on talking about it if it was like something like small i didn't realize she was like the head honcho yeah i knew that like she was saying like oh she's like the main girl like thinking oh like you're the most like popular one where all the drama kind of stems from her no i like i would never tell you that she was that if she wasn't like she's she she's like the head of the nanny company hey they need to bring y'all in for season two oh my gosh with tony he would you do it kind of funny because all like the drama is with i feel like with the nannies you guys can just be like the the cool parents and mariah just like fucking has her way with just like how fucking dare you leave my son outside like the only nanny will do is leah on to a million dollar nannies i honestly hope that season does fucking incredible like just for leah that'd be so fun but even you know even if season one is like not the biggest hit they're so many shows that like the second or the third season gets so big and then it like it dominoes to like the other seasons yeah so i just hope something happens of course so guys please watch it because we want to see this flourish or maybe we could all watch the first episode together when it comes out on like on like unwind or something oh yeah we can't oh that'd be fun yeah that would be i i'm just so excited to see how it's done yeah and like because it's still like i'm still a trailer like what exactly it's gonna feel like um but i'm just excited to like watch it watch it when i when i saw it it reminded me of uh below deck i don't know if you've ever seen that show yeah about like people working on yeah so they work on the yacht and the drama there's so much drama with like during work with all the clients and all that and then they get off the boat for a few days and then they like go out and then there's drama within the friends like within the staff that's what it looks like to me is exactly how they're like setting up like are the kids really in the show or is it kind of like an afterthought or we don't really like see the kids well i mean everybody got um everybody got approved like the parents are on the kids are on camera oh yeah you do see the kids okay and you know when you when you see their personalities like their reality tv star like families like they they want to be on uh they want to be on the big screen they need to uh they need to bring in super nanny for just one episode yeah oh my god that way no say but she's putting like she's setting the nanny straight right yeah it's how you run is this how you run a nanny company yes yes yes i would love to see that i wonder how old she is now joe frost bring her in for the million dollar manny nannies do you remember wife swap oh yeah oh yeah terrible they would like do like different like families that have different religions and you're like they were just trying to start shit that was a wild show yeah it did nothing it did nothing but cause stress and chaos and negativity yeah every single episode it was so bad like i'm so surprised that they were convinced like these famous were convinced to do it and then what happens your kids are like i like that mom better and you're just like and that's the one in jesus name i pray get the hell out of my house that's not wife swap that is it wasn't it i mean it was a mom going into like a different family and stuff that was why swaps dark sided i thought that was a show based around them same thing it was yeah trading spouse spouses same shit oh wait was that the same show and they just changed the name of it no it was just spinoffs of the same shit because there was also trading places too where two couples would go into each other's house and redo a room it was like a home renovation show yeah yeah and then i bet the same people were like okay let's do trading spouses which is like trading places i bet it was i'm surprised there are a lot of do that um like work like take the other show's idea it's the same idea pretty much yeah very interesting and it was just the mom that for this or for the dark dark well i feel like it was you know it was like a mom like a very conservative religious mom going into like probably a very like hippie dippy kind of household and they did like a switch i mean do we want i mean i feel like we we gotta get tv like that back it's too damn good oh god you know yes gold gold and apparently she's really cool now no yeah she's like super like woke and chill and like yeah okay yeah she's like always on like instagram like yeah the jesus name i pray get the crown coins 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she said i was in a very rough place in my life like seeing that today In the back of your head, you're just like, oh, they're probably, like, really acting. Like, they're really, they're probably really, like, acting it up. But for what incentive? No, no, I'm saying now. Oh, yes. Now everyone's hamming it up just to be a damn Jeff. Like, what? Back then was so real. It was just, like, it really, production was really evil. They were the devils. Like, I looked over at you re-watching it, and I was doing the same thing, just like. Just what is going on? God, just imagine production just fucking sitting on Goldmine all the time back in fucking the 2000s. Like, the one where they would swap the boyfriends. Like, the boyfriend would have to sit with the parents and watch his girlfriend, like, go on dates with others. Oh, meet your mom? I don't know. On MTV? I think it was something like that. Oh, wait. No, there's another one. But I was thinking of meet my mom. Where the girls come out of the car? Yes, it's like. Well, well, Brian, meet my lovely daughter, Anna. And then she would get out, and he would be like, damn, because she was so pretty. And then there would be, like, a very unattractive girl that he ends up with. He ends up with, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forget what that one was called. It's not next. Meet my mom. Oh, it's meet my mom? Meet my mom. And then there was, yeah, there was next, where, like, they would get off the bus, and they would be, like, walk up to the girl, and she'd just be like, next. So good. God, that logo. Oh, next. Oh, my God. That's literally the font and the outline and the colors I use for thumbnails. Yeah, it always had the dumbest bullets. Yeah, like, what does that say about this guy? Nicknamed Nugget. Loves Hannah Montana. Cries all the time. Why doesn't a YouTuber do a video like this for a video? Like, I could see a YouTuber bringing this back. This is what fucking David Alvarez is always doing. With him popping the damn balloons and shit. No, no, I have not seen anybody bring this back yet. Like, where they get off the bus, screen grab. Yes. It was, like, three. No, yeah, I haven't seen, like, when has somebody done this? Yeah. Just bring it back on YouTube. I would watch it. It's so fucking funny. Room Raiders. Bro, I always, like, I would, dude, every time I'd watch it, I'd get hives thinking, like, somebody would ever do that to my room. Remember they would, like, bring out the black light and they would be just. like come everywhere everywhere i remember thinking that it would just happen to random people like that there was an off chance that like it they might just come into your house i really thought it was random it's crazy yeah not knowing that it was like a whole thing you gotta agree to on tv to be doing it so so those kids that were um getting their rooms rated did they know about it yes it was all fucking staged they had probably the dude who was had the nice clean decent bedroom they had the dude who was like the slob oh wait and you think the person that they chose was all staged yeah dude it's reality tv well i mean i felt like back then maybe it was like more real who knows maybe it was more real but i would you know what i bet you if we like were to watch it now we could probably see if they're acting or not yeah because we were teenagers chelsea swenson's brother was on room raiders oh well tell us was it real we gotta ask we can ask but also realizing how much of cribs was like staged like like little bow wow's house how he had like eight nine cars ferraris and all that all of them were rentals jojo even like confessed that like yeah that wasn't even my house we just rented that for the day like jesus oh that breaks my heart yeah cribs was like very over exaggerated i've i've i understand if you like you know build shit or like put something crazy in your house for the for like the effect but like renting a house that's just like that's bullshit yeah that's so sleazy yeah that's insane but we didn't have like proper internet forms really like call them out on it back then it was just like that was crazy you couldn't comment below yeah that is wild oh should we do that game where we uh say a phrase in like four different ways yes let's do um the shave your bush one okay you shaved your bush yeah so heath there's a trend where you have to say like a certain line and you got to say in four different ways surprise supportive disappointed oh oh yeah okay okay flirty all right everybody do supportive for oh wait what's the line again uh you shaved your bush okay so supportive you shaved your bush very good okay you shaved your bush yeah yeah good you shaved your bush nice that was nice that was good okay disappointed you shaved your bush you shaved your bush oh damn i felt that one you shaved your bush good like a question yeah okay sarcastic now let's and let's switch up the rotation now you know i'm gonna go ahead and do it okay you shaved your bush that was good you shaved your bush okay oh i said it in the wrong sarcastic i said it in a different way you shaved your bush like oh oh like oh now you shave your bush yeah like oh now the day is just you know automatically better because you shaved your bush i'm still pissing yes yes that's what i was going for you you shaved your bush oh damn i was kind of going for that that's good you shaped your bush that one just felt real yeah shaved your bush very good all right all of us pretty good the flirty line always makes me feel like i'm getting a peek into somebody's life that i don't want to see yeah it's very it's very vulnerable right you're really letting yourself out there there's another one that i saw or pete holmes says on his podcast it's called uh the world's smallest smile this is a little visual for the people who are listening so what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your head down and then you're gonna come up and you're gonna give the smallest smile okay you can yeah so i'll do it first right all right i'm gonna try to get yeah like i i'm not gonna even really move my lip we'll see we'll see nice oh that was good nice little smolder yeah oh very good that's good very good very talented guys we're we're kind of crushing it this episode there's there's some like um acting challenges i've seen people do on tiktok like the way the difference it makes where if you were to like look with your eyes first and then turn your head versus like turning your head with your eyes like how much that reads yes and like how different it can be yeah michael kane has like a specific approach to it and he's like wherever the camera is you need to be looking in that eye to the person you're talking to because if you're not looking in that eye you're not looking in that eye you're not there's like a whole psychology behind it and also like not blinking too it's like a very important thing though you need to blink in certain moments but yeah maintaining eye contact is like really good acting yeah also you don't really have to be looking at a person all the time while you're acting like even though we're on a podcast we're looking at each other but sometimes in real life when we're about just interacting we're not always making direct eye contact with one another but like i sometimes i don't like looking directly in the eye because like i'll start focusing on one of the eyes and then i'll be like oh my god i'm not looking at the other eye i'm not looking at the other eye like instead of looking at both like i'll just look at your right eye and i'm just and then it like stresses me out then i have to just like well of course you have to look at one eye like but then you become aware like i know you just like start overthinking and you're like oh fuck um he knows i'm looking at only one eye i need to yes look at his i also saw a tip from an acting coach uh on tiktok or something and they were like a common mistake now grant to take this with a grain of salt i'm not an actor but uh they were like a common mistake that young actors make is that when they're in like an emotional scene they'll do this like fake stutter you know they'll be like but but i i don't know you know something like that every time i every time i need to act in a certain scene i like do that stutter if i'm like it's like filler nervous yeah just uh yeah just because i'm a bad actor and but i like i heard that and i see it in everything now uh-huh i said netflix type acting yes what do you mean yeah yeah i see it in like even the most prominent shows i see it and i'm just like they're doing the fuck my carl's junior ad that's literally as soon as you said that i was like oh shit i'm gonna archive it now delete everything all right guys we're gonna get into the unwind now thank you so much for tuning into today's episode we love you so much heath that usually you do this not me that's why i'm flaking make sure to check out our patreon patreon.com slash zane and heath we keep these cameras rolling we do an unwind you get an extended cut of every single podcast episode early access ad free we do a bonus episode every month we do a live q a every single month again all on patreon.com slash zane and heath and you can check out these episodes every monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every tuesday video form on youtube.com slash zane and heath all right unwind we'll see you 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